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What dog did he steal that sweater from?
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Probably his wife.
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Good God, who shot the couch?
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Give her a break, Hilary.
She just won the Kentucky Derby.
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Who's that lady with Nell Carter?
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That's not Nell Carter. That's my father!
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God, you're so shallow. l hate you.
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You're stupid and ugly
and l wish you would die.
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-Sorry.
-Okay.
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Look at her!
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Brake! Hit the brake, Will!
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-What in the hell are you doing?
-l'm sorry. lt ain't my fault.
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l panicked.
That squirrel came out of nowhere.
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Philip, l'll call the manager
and have him remove the cart.
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Oh, let's just draw more attention
to ourselves.
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-Get in the cart, Vivian.
-No.
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l'm sorry, Mr. Banks,
but no golf carts in the dining room.
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You've certainly made a name
at this country club.
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l wouldn't be surprised if they revoked
our shuffleboard privileges.
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That's fine with me.
This place is wack. l'm out of here.
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Hold up.
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Special bulletin. Hormones to Will.
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Hold up yourself, Will.
That's Mimi Mumford.
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You can't get to first base with her
unless you impress her father.
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He's an eminent surgeon,
a championship polo player...
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and around these parts,
he's known as Dr. No.
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-Why do they call him that?
-Because he never says ''yes.''
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No young man is good enough
for his daughter.
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He ain't gonna have a chance to tell me no
'cause l ain't gonna ask.
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Mimi, if you're not busy on Friday night...
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would you like to accompany me
to the Apple Blossom ball?
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No.
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What's your name, boy?
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What school do you go to?
What college are you applying to?
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What's your career plans?
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l'm just a sophomore, sir.
l don't really know yet.
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Out of here, son. You disgust me.
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So, what kind of guy
does Dr. No say yes to?
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Fellas with good grades,
good manners, good looks.
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ln a word, me.
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So why haven't you made your move
on Miss Mimi?
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Not my type. Doesn't tickle my fancy.
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Well, she can tickle mine.
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lf only wishing made it so.
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Let's face it, Will.
You lack the social graces...
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to impress someone like Dr. No.
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Boy, you must be on dog food.
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l am the most handsome,
the most intelligent...
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and unequivocally the most
flamboyant bachelor since Billy Dee.
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This isn't West Philly, Will. lt's Bel-Air.
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And the women here are different.
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l guarantee you Dr. No will say no.
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-Yeah? l bet he won't.
-l bet he will.
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-l bet he won't.
-l'll bet he will.
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Who says the art of conversation is dead?
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All right, Will.
You think you can be a gentleman?
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How do you propose on going about it?
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Carlton, it's very easy to be a geek.
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All l have to do
is follow you around for a day.
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lt isn't as easy as it looks.
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And with your father's permission...
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l'd love to escort you to
the Apple Blossom ball.
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l had no idea you two
were getting along so well.
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What's going on here, Carlton?
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Will's got a thing for Mimi Mumford...
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so l'm teaching him how to be
a perfect gentleman.
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l want a piece of this.
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Observe, Will,
this is how a perfect gentleman...
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talks to a young lady.
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''Say there, Mimi...
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''might l say that you rate a perfect 10
on my niftiness meter?''
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l don't think so.
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Uncle Phil, how did you used
to crack on the girlies?
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What l'm about to tell you
is going to change your life forever.
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-Are you listening?
-Yeah.
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First, l take her hand...
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then l stroke it gently but imperceptibly...
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look deep into her eyes,
blow gently in her ear...
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let my mouth curl up into a smile...
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make a low, rumbling, hypnotic sound.
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Philip, that's what you did
on our first date.
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-That's right.
-You're lucky you got a second one.
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Allow me, sir.
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Certainly, Geoffrey,
if you think you can do any better.
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MademoiseIIe.
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My life was but a mere whisper
until you entered into it.
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Whether it was chance or blind fate...
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or kismet, if you will,
that brought us together...
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l would be remiss to let this moment pass
without telling you...
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how deeply you have affected
the very core of my being.
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Baby!
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-The fish knife.
-Yeah, right.
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No, it is right. He got it right.
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-He got it right!
-He did?
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Get your own geisha.
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Excuse me, Master Carlton.
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-You were saying?
-Will, he picked out the fish knife.
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Will, l want you
to pay very close attention.
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Which one is the shrimp fork?
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By george, l think he's got it.
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l think he's got it.
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Where did he get that jacket?
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Probably off the rack.
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-Did you hear about his Jaguar?
-The one he bought secondhand?
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Okay, just remember
you're from Connecticut...
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you're transferred to Bel-Air Academy,
and you row on the crew team.
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Now, where did you transfer from?
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Bend over.
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lt's Andover. We're going back home.
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l was joking, man. Relax. Hook it up.
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l beg your pardon, Dr. Mumford.
l have a friend who's new in town.
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He's the new star on the crew team.
Would you like to meet him?
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No.
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l respect your wishes, sir...
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but l'd just like to say kudos
on that polo match. Super form.
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You saw it, huh?
Excuse me. l didn't get your name.
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Smithers, sir. Kip Smithers.
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Have a seat, Smithers.
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-May l join you, sir?
-No.
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What school do you go to?
What college have you applied to?
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What's your career plans?
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Bel-Air Academy, Princeton,
and thoracic surgery, sir.
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Thoracic surgery. That's my field.
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What aspect of it interests you the most?
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The cutting part.
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That's the part l like, too.
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Listen, l'm glad you're a fan of polo.
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l have a very fine string of Arabians.
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Really? With turbans and everything?
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Very funny, Smithers.
You had me there for a moment.
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l thought you were a blithering idiot.
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There's my daughter.
Would you like to meet her?
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Gosh, sir.
There's a big question mark on that one.
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l seem to be painfully shy
with the fairer sex.
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Nonsense.
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-Hi, Daddy.
-Poodles.
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There is someone l'd like you to meet.
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Mimi, Kip Smithers.
Varsity crew from Bel-Air.
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A gentleman and a scholar
and soon to be a fine surgeon.
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You flatter me, sir.
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l'll just leave the two of you alone.
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-Mimi--
-Look, before you get yourself...
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all worked up into a lather,
l just would like to say this.
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l am sick of you
white-washed, preppy stuffed shirts.
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What?
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l don't need some stooge
who's going to play up to my father.
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l want a real man.
Someone dangerous. Someone exciting.
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Someone from the streets.
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-What's so funny?
-Yo, baby.
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Your prince is in effect, baby.
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l'm not down with this preppy nonsense.
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Carlton told me to do this.
l'm definitely straight out the 'hood.
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That was the worst homeboy act
l've ever heard.
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lt's not an act. lt's the real deal.
Yo, C! Come here!
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Mimi. Kip.
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Carlton, would you please tell her
who l really am?
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-Who you really are?
-Yes.
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He's Kip Smithers, from Connecticut.
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He transferred from Andover to Bel-Air,
so he could row with the crew.
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No. Tell her where l'm really from.
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England?
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For future reference, Will,
our club frowns on strangulation.
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This is all your fault.
You got me into this mess.
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-Me.
-Yeah!
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This preppy nonsense.
l knew women didn't like that mess.
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lf l would've had my way,
l would've had my way.
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Congratulate me.
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lt took all day but l finally found
the perfect pair of alligator pumps...
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to wear to
the Save the Everglades rally tonight.
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-Will has a crush on Mimi Mumford.
-That fat girl?
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Mimi is not fat.
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Not today. Liposuction.
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She's been vacuumed more times
than a hooked rug.
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She looks good now, right?
l don't see your point.
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Just wave a chili-cheese dog
in front of her nose...
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and see how much of your arm
you come back with.
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Will.
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So, how did it go with Mimi Mumford?
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He struck out.
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Okay, Will, you've taken advice
from Carlton, from Philip, and Geoffrey...
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but you have not gone
to the most logical source:
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the woman of the house.
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Before l was married,
l had my share of admirers.
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A sorrier bunch of deadbeats
you'll never meet.
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The ones that l was most attracted to...
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were the ones who were secure enough
to just be themselves.
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And that's my advice to you.
Just be yourself.
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Thanks, Aunt Viv.
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So, Will, are you going
to take Mom's advice?
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Man, you got to be crazy.
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Mimi wants a street-wise,
Harley, bad-to-the-bones type guy, man.
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lf l could show her that l'm dangerous,
l'll have her like that.
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l'll bet you wouldn't.
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-l bet l would.
-l'll bet you wouldn't.
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-l bet you wouldn't.
-l bet you would.
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See, l fooled you.
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Remember, l'm wanted in five states...
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l'm hiding out from the police
for robbing a gun store...
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-and what did l do before then?
-You went to Penn State.
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l went to the state pen.
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Sorry. l thought Penn State
was bad enough.
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Mimi, top of the evening.
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Carlton, for the 900th time,
no, l will not go out with you.
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-l thought you said she wasn't your type.
-She isn't. She's too negative.
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l'm not here for that.
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Although if you just gave it
some objective thought--
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Anyway, l'm here for him.
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Does he need to go to the bathroom?
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No, he's just being his bad self.
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What you saw before was just a charade.
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Kip is his street name.
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K-l-P. lt stands for conceived in prison.
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He's my cousin...
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and he's from the Bedford-Stuyvesant
region of Brooklyn...
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wherein he is a felon.
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Okay. Then what's he doing here
in Bel-Air?
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He's living with us to escape,
and l quote, ''the man.''
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Voila.
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l thought you said he rode crew.
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No, baby. You misunderstood.
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He said l wrote for the 2 Live Crew.
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But, see, they kicked me out
because my lyrics was too abrasive.
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He's as nasty as he wants to be.
l kid you not.
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Baby. You look so good...
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l wish l could plant you
and grow a whole field of y'all.
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Yo, baby, Fresh Prince in full effect.
lt's time to get busy.
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You can't hay, can you, baby?
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You work on that, all right, baby?
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Salutations, Doctor.
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This is quite an intense shindig, huh?
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Listen, l just want to find out
how things are going with Mimi.
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l'm having a little trouble
breaking the proverbial ice, sir.
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l hope l don't embarrass myself,
being in your illustrious presence and all.
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Don't worry. l'll just make myself scarce...
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but, l do have one piece of advice.
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-Be yourself.
-That's a natch, sir.
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This music is def, exceptionally def.
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Carlton, beat it!
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l'm dope. Yo.
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What were you talking to my father about?
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l told him if he don't stay out my face,
we would take it to the street.
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Baby, you close your eyes
when you dance with me.
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Salutations yet again, Doctor.
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Just a thought.
Mimi loves horses and you love polo...
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l thought that might break the ice.
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Thanks for the prescription, Doc.
Enough said.
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What were you talking to my father about
this time?
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l wasn't listening to him, baby.
l was stealing his wallet.
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Kip, l'm so sorry
l didn't believe you before.
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l should have seen right through
that thin charade.
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Let's go someplace and get busy.
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Yes, ma'am.
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-But first, l want you to rap for me.
-What?
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You know, let me hear some
of them abrasive lyrics.
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00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:20,483
Okay, baby.
This one l got banned in Buffalo for.
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00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,827
And that is just the type of music
we will not let our children listen to.
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Smithers, what is the meaning
of that ridiculous hat?
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Who put this on my head?
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Daddy, isn't he funny?
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No. He disgusts me. Get out of my sight.
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Wait a minute.
You can't talk to him like that, Daddy.
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00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,986
He's practically a convicted killer,
and l love him.
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A convicted killer? Who are you?
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All right, look.
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l'm not a young republican
from Connecticut...
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00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,163
and l'm not a hood from Bed-Stuy.
267
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,327
l'm Will Smith from West Philly...
268
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,861
and l've been busting my butt all night
trying to impress you...
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and trying to scare you.
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00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,374
And l'm exhausted.
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l'm going home, and l'm going to sleep...
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'cause, baby, ain't no girl that fly for me
to go through all this trouble for.
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Yo, baby.
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What's up?
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Miss Hilary.
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00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,722
Did you have a good time
at the Save the Everglades fund raiser?
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00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,826
Geoffrey, these events are not about
having a good time.
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They're consciousness-raising
experiences.
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00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:43,869
When you hear about all of the species
that are on the brink of extinction...
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it's grim, grave, and very sobering.
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00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,806
-Tom Cruise was near tears.
-Wasn't he gorgeous?
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00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:59,513
So there l was, G,
then this real fly honey walked by, right?
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So l decided l'll just be myself.
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l said, ''Yo, baby.'' And she loved me!
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-Then what happened?
-Well, then her husband came in.
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