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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,668 What dog did he steal that sweater from? 2 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,200 Probably his wife. 3 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:18,041 Good God, who shot the couch? 4 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:25,147 Give her a break, Hilary. She just won the Kentucky Derby. 5 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:30,625 Who's that lady with Nell Carter? 6 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:33,528 That's not Nell Carter. That's my father! 7 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:38,327 God, you're so shallow. l hate you. 8 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:40,498 You're stupid and ugly and l wish you would die. 9 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:42,097 -Sorry. -Okay. 10 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:45,607 Look at her! 11 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:50,082 Brake! Hit the brake, Will! 12 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:54,181 -What in the hell are you doing? -l'm sorry. lt ain't my fault. 13 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:57,189 l panicked. That squirrel came out of nowhere. 14 00:00:57,290 --> 00:01:00,054 Philip, l'll call the manager and have him remove the cart. 15 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:02,686 Oh, let's just draw more attention to ourselves. 16 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:05,697 -Get in the cart, Vivian. -No. 17 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:12,894 l'm sorry, Mr. Banks, but no golf carts in the dining room. 18 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:17,708 You've certainly made a name at this country club. 19 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:21,213 l wouldn't be surprised if they revoked our shuffleboard privileges. 20 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:25,408 That's fine with me. This place is wack. l'm out of here. 21 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,244 Hold up. 22 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:31,690 Special bulletin. Hormones to Will. 23 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,718 Hold up yourself, Will. That's Mimi Mumford. 24 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:40,397 You can't get to first base with her unless you impress her father. 25 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:43,533 He's an eminent surgeon, a championship polo player... 26 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:46,595 and around these parts, he's known as Dr. No. 27 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:49,836 -Why do they call him that? -Because he never says ''yes.'' 28 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,836 No young man is good enough for his daughter. 29 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:56,743 He ain't gonna have a chance to tell me no 'cause l ain't gonna ask. 30 00:01:57,083 --> 00:02:00,177 Mimi, if you're not busy on Friday night... 31 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:02,847 would you like to accompany me to the Apple Blossom ball? 32 00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:03,911 No. 33 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:07,452 What's your name, boy? 34 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,792 What school do you go to? What college are you applying to? 35 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,628 What's your career plans? 36 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,863 l'm just a sophomore, sir. l don't really know yet. 37 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:19,029 Out of here, son. You disgust me. 38 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:16,079 So, what kind of guy does Dr. No say yes to? 39 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:19,358 Fellas with good grades, good manners, good looks. 40 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:21,015 ln a word, me. 41 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:25,892 So why haven't you made your move on Miss Mimi? 42 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:28,695 Not my type. Doesn't tickle my fancy. 43 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,497 Well, she can tickle mine. 44 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,899 lf only wishing made it so. 45 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,073 Let's face it, Will. You lack the social graces... 46 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:39,407 to impress someone like Dr. No. 47 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,712 Boy, you must be on dog food. 48 00:04:43,816 --> 00:04:46,944 l am the most handsome, the most intelligent... 49 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:50,512 and unequivocally the most flamboyant bachelor since Billy Dee. 50 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:55,292 This isn't West Philly, Will. lt's Bel-Air. 51 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:57,226 And the women here are different. 52 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,857 l guarantee you Dr. No will say no. 53 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:01,957 -Yeah? l bet he won't. -l bet he will. 54 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,333 -l bet he won't. -l'll bet he will. 55 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:07,305 Who says the art of conversation is dead? 56 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:13,076 All right, Will. You think you can be a gentleman? 57 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,410 How do you propose on going about it? 58 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,707 Carlton, it's very easy to be a geek. 59 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:20,514 All l have to do is follow you around for a day. 60 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,046 lt isn't as easy as it looks. 61 00:05:57,590 --> 00:06:00,058 And with your father's permission... 62 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:03,653 l'd love to escort you to the Apple Blossom ball. 63 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:08,263 l had no idea you two were getting along so well. 64 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,793 What's going on here, Carlton? 65 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,736 Will's got a thing for Mimi Mumford... 66 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:16,639 so l'm teaching him how to be a perfect gentleman. 67 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,938 l want a piece of this. 68 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:38,154 Observe, Will, this is how a perfect gentleman... 69 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,823 talks to a young lady. 70 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,099 ''Say there, Mimi... 71 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:46,835 ''might l say that you rate a perfect 10 on my niftiness meter?'' 72 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,269 l don't think so. 73 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,105 Uncle Phil, how did you used to crack on the girlies? 74 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:01,878 What l'm about to tell you is going to change your life forever. 75 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:04,379 -Are you listening? -Yeah. 76 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:07,122 First, l take her hand... 77 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:11,762 then l stroke it gently but imperceptibly... 78 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:15,533 look deep into her eyes, blow gently in her ear... 79 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:18,402 let my mouth curl up into a smile... 80 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:21,702 make a low, rumbling, hypnotic sound. 81 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:32,442 Philip, that's what you did on our first date. 82 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:35,453 -That's right. -You're lucky you got a second one. 83 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:40,325 Allow me, sir. 84 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:44,255 Certainly, Geoffrey, if you think you can do any better. 85 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,764 MademoiseIIe. 86 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:51,569 My life was but a mere whisper until you entered into it. 87 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,571 Whether it was chance or blind fate... 88 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,507 or kismet, if you will, that brought us together... 89 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:01,038 l would be remiss to let this moment pass without telling you... 90 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:05,049 how deeply you have affected the very core of my being. 91 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,447 Baby! 92 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,128 -The fish knife. -Yeah, right. 93 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:28,734 No, it is right. He got it right. 94 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:32,069 -He got it right! -He did? 95 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:34,009 Get your own geisha. 96 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:41,316 Excuse me, Master Carlton. 97 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:47,352 -You were saying? -Will, he picked out the fish knife. 98 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:50,827 Will, l want you to pay very close attention. 99 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,729 Which one is the shrimp fork? 100 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,475 By george, l think he's got it. 101 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,712 l think he's got it. 102 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:17,622 Where did he get that jacket? 103 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,351 Probably off the rack. 104 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:28,898 -Did you hear about his Jaguar? -The one he bought secondhand? 105 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:39,073 Okay, just remember you're from Connecticut... 106 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:42,672 you're transferred to Bel-Air Academy, and you row on the crew team. 107 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,841 Now, where did you transfer from? 108 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,143 Bend over. 109 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,447 lt's Andover. We're going back home. 110 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,917 l was joking, man. Relax. Hook it up. 111 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:57,053 l beg your pardon, Dr. Mumford. l have a friend who's new in town. 112 00:09:57,129 --> 00:10:00,064 He's the new star on the crew team. Would you like to meet him? 113 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:01,156 No. 114 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,232 l respect your wishes, sir... 115 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:09,434 but l'd just like to say kudos on that polo match. Super form. 116 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:15,004 You saw it, huh? Excuse me. l didn't get your name. 117 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:17,515 Smithers, sir. Kip Smithers. 118 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:20,810 Have a seat, Smithers. 119 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:23,178 -May l join you, sir? -No. 120 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:30,289 What school do you go to? What college have you applied to? 121 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,489 What's your career plans? 122 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,590 Bel-Air Academy, Princeton, and thoracic surgery, sir. 123 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,332 Thoracic surgery. That's my field. 124 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,476 What aspect of it interests you the most? 125 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,110 The cutting part. 126 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:50,681 That's the part l like, too. 127 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:54,880 Listen, l'm glad you're a fan of polo. 128 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,354 l have a very fine string of Arabians. 129 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:00,223 Really? With turbans and everything? 130 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,927 Very funny, Smithers. You had me there for a moment. 131 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,296 l thought you were a blithering idiot. 132 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,738 There's my daughter. Would you like to meet her? 133 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:18,071 Gosh, sir. There's a big question mark on that one. 134 00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:22,042 l seem to be painfully shy with the fairer sex. 135 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:23,775 Nonsense. 136 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,044 -Hi, Daddy. -Poodles. 137 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:29,150 There is someone l'd like you to meet. 138 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:32,713 Mimi, Kip Smithers. Varsity crew from Bel-Air. 139 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:36,655 A gentleman and a scholar and soon to be a fine surgeon. 140 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,187 You flatter me, sir. 141 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,867 l'll just leave the two of you alone. 142 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,269 -Mimi-- -Look, before you get yourself... 143 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:52,742 all worked up into a lather, l just would like to say this. 144 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:55,747 l am sick of you white-washed, preppy stuffed shirts. 145 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,574 What? 146 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:00,778 l don't need some stooge who's going to play up to my father. 147 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:04,789 l want a real man. Someone dangerous. Someone exciting. 148 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,786 Someone from the streets. 149 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:16,129 -What's so funny? -Yo, baby. 150 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,835 Your prince is in effect, baby. 151 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,501 l'm not down with this preppy nonsense. 152 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:28,138 Carlton told me to do this. l'm definitely straight out the 'hood. 153 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:35,483 That was the worst homeboy act l've ever heard. 154 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:40,154 lt's not an act. lt's the real deal. Yo, C! Come here! 155 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,750 Mimi. Kip. 156 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:49,558 Carlton, would you please tell her who l really am? 157 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,802 -Who you really are? -Yes. 158 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,199 He's Kip Smithers, from Connecticut. 159 00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:59,906 He transferred from Andover to Bel-Air, so he could row with the crew. 160 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:03,608 No. Tell her where l'm really from. 161 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:06,406 England? 162 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:22,466 For future reference, Will, our club frowns on strangulation. 163 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,699 This is all your fault. You got me into this mess. 164 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,261 -Me. -Yeah! 165 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:31,136 This preppy nonsense. l knew women didn't like that mess. 166 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:34,107 lf l would've had my way, l would've had my way. 167 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,114 Congratulate me. 168 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:41,711 lt took all day but l finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps... 169 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:44,585 to wear to the Save the Everglades rally tonight. 170 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:49,120 -Will has a crush on Mimi Mumford. -That fat girl? 171 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,930 Mimi is not fat. 172 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,090 Not today. Liposuction. 173 00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:59,333 She's been vacuumed more times than a hooked rug. 174 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,468 She looks good now, right? l don't see your point. 175 00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,577 Just wave a chili-cheese dog in front of her nose... 176 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,911 and see how much of your arm you come back with. 177 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,343 Will. 178 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:18,014 So, how did it go with Mimi Mumford? 179 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:19,682 He struck out. 180 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:25,496 Okay, Will, you've taken advice from Carlton, from Philip, and Geoffrey... 181 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:28,590 but you have not gone to the most logical source: 182 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,595 the woman of the house. 183 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,495 Before l was married, l had my share of admirers. 184 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:36,268 A sorrier bunch of deadbeats you'll never meet. 185 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,509 The ones that l was most attracted to... 186 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,845 were the ones who were secure enough to just be themselves. 187 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:48,853 And that's my advice to you. Just be yourself. 188 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,283 Thanks, Aunt Viv. 189 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:58,627 So, Will, are you going to take Mom's advice? 190 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,627 Man, you got to be crazy. 191 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:06,898 Mimi wants a street-wise, Harley, bad-to-the-bones type guy, man. 192 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:11,599 lf l could show her that l'm dangerous, l'll have her like that. 193 00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:13,944 l'll bet you wouldn't. 194 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,742 -l bet l would. -l'll bet you wouldn't. 195 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,441 -l bet you wouldn't. -l bet you would. 196 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:18,915 See, l fooled you. 197 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,789 Remember, l'm wanted in five states... 198 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,269 l'm hiding out from the police for robbing a gun store... 199 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:40,863 -and what did l do before then? -You went to Penn State. 200 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,601 l went to the state pen. 201 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,301 Sorry. l thought Penn State was bad enough. 202 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,182 Mimi, top of the evening. 203 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,686 Carlton, for the 900th time, no, l will not go out with you. 204 00:15:56,121 --> 00:16:00,080 -l thought you said she wasn't your type. -She isn't. She's too negative. 205 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,126 l'm not here for that. 206 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:06,164 Although if you just gave it some objective thought-- 207 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,630 Anyway, l'm here for him. 208 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,498 Does he need to go to the bathroom? 209 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,568 No, he's just being his bad self. 210 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,237 What you saw before was just a charade. 211 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,541 Kip is his street name. 212 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:25,606 K-l-P. lt stands for conceived in prison. 213 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,948 He's my cousin... 214 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,888 and he's from the Bedford-Stuyvesant region of Brooklyn... 215 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,424 wherein he is a felon. 216 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,723 Okay. Then what's he doing here in Bel-Air? 217 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:41,129 He's living with us to escape, and l quote, ''the man.'' 218 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:43,757 Voila. 219 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,934 l thought you said he rode crew. 220 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,032 No, baby. You misunderstood. 221 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,805 He said l wrote for the 2 Live Crew. 222 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:58,405 But, see, they kicked me out because my lyrics was too abrasive. 223 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:02,850 He's as nasty as he wants to be. l kid you not. 224 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:07,849 Baby. You look so good... 225 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:11,089 l wish l could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all. 226 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:16,932 Yo, baby, Fresh Prince in full effect. lt's time to get busy. 227 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,533 You can't hay, can you, baby? 228 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,744 You work on that, all right, baby? 229 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,683 Salutations, Doctor. 230 00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,189 This is quite an intense shindig, huh? 231 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:42,659 Listen, l just want to find out how things are going with Mimi. 232 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,095 l'm having a little trouble breaking the proverbial ice, sir. 233 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:49,860 l hope l don't embarrass myself, being in your illustrious presence and all. 234 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,994 Don't worry. l'll just make myself scarce... 235 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,336 but, l do have one piece of advice. 236 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,535 -Be yourself. -That's a natch, sir. 237 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,445 This music is def, exceptionally def. 238 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,186 Carlton, beat it! 239 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:12,088 l'm dope. Yo. 240 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,024 What were you talking to my father about? 241 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:20,031 l told him if he don't stay out my face, we would take it to the street. 242 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,302 Baby, you close your eyes when you dance with me. 243 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,805 Salutations yet again, Doctor. 244 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:35,244 Just a thought. Mimi loves horses and you love polo... 245 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,339 l thought that might break the ice. 246 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:41,045 Thanks for the prescription, Doc. Enough said. 247 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:49,316 What were you talking to my father about this time? 248 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:52,830 l wasn't listening to him, baby. l was stealing his wallet. 249 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:57,732 Kip, l'm so sorry l didn't believe you before. 250 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,670 l should have seen right through that thin charade. 251 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:04,137 Let's go someplace and get busy. 252 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,200 Yes, ma'am. 253 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:11,746 -But first, l want you to rap for me. -What? 254 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:15,844 You know, let me hear some of them abrasive lyrics. 255 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:20,483 Okay, baby. This one l got banned in Buffalo for. 256 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,827 And that is just the type of music we will not let our children listen to. 257 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:36,564 Smithers, what is the meaning of that ridiculous hat? 258 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,338 Who put this on my head? 259 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,669 Daddy, isn't he funny? 260 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:44,477 No. He disgusts me. Get out of my sight. 261 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,041 Wait a minute. You can't talk to him like that, Daddy. 262 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,986 He's practically a convicted killer, and l love him. 263 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,785 A convicted killer? Who are you? 264 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,418 All right, look. 265 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,629 l'm not a young republican from Connecticut... 266 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,163 and l'm not a hood from Bed-Stuy. 267 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,327 l'm Will Smith from West Philly... 268 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,861 and l've been busting my butt all night trying to impress you... 269 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,908 and trying to scare you. 270 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,374 And l'm exhausted. 271 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,339 l'm going home, and l'm going to sleep... 272 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:19,680 'cause, baby, ain't no girl that fly for me to go through all this trouble for. 273 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,610 Yo, baby. 274 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:25,888 What's up? 275 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,085 Miss Hilary. 276 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,722 Did you have a good time at the Save the Everglades fund raiser? 277 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,826 Geoffrey, these events are not about having a good time. 278 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,098 They're consciousness-raising experiences. 279 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:43,869 When you hear about all of the species that are on the brink of extinction... 280 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:47,207 it's grim, grave, and very sobering. 281 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,806 -Tom Cruise was near tears. -Wasn't he gorgeous? 282 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:59,513 So there l was, G, then this real fly honey walked by, right? 283 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,388 So l decided l'll just be myself. 284 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:05,692 l said, ''Yo, baby.'' And she loved me! 285 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:09,264 -Then what happened? -Well, then her husband came in. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 22950

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