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Hey. People around here get their ass beat
for missing Shameless.
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So sit down, shut up and catch up.
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Or don't. I don't give a fuck.
I'm happy to knock your fucking teeth out.
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- Meds and vitals now.
- What are those for?
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FRANK:
Antirejection, hypertension...
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...depression, diuretic, and apparently...
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...that is my new liver fucking me in the ass.
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Ow!
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What are you doing?
Do not hit our daughter.
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It's just the nipple.
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I'm done. No more breastfeeding. I'm gonna
work at the Alibi. You can stay here.
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You have got to do something
about your daughter.
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- She's acting like a desperate teenager.
- You're lying!
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I don't want her and that Chuckie thing
in my house anymore.
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- Have a chance to call that doctor?
IAN: I don't have what Monica has.
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It could be bipolar disease, like our mom.
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- Come see our show tonight.
- Wish I could.
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- I turn into a pumpkin at 9.
- Maybe I'll see you later, huh?
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- He leave a good tip?
- He's a musician.
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Never know where that tip's been.
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- God, you're cheaters! Aah!
- Aah! Look who's a sore sport.
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Look who's madly in love.
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About to start a big cleanup.
They knocked over Sunny Days on Halsted.
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Great. I'm in.
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"Sell your home at a premium price"?
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FRANK:
My contribution to mankind.
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I give you Frank's Milk of the Gods.
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[COUGHS]
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This is beer?
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I call it Milk of the Gods.
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Man. I think I just shit my pants.
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Good to know. I'll reduce the hops.
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Tell you what, though. It's bad-ass.
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FRANK:
What would you pay for something like that?
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I got some sweet 420 that my girl baked up.
Wanna trade?
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- Done, done and done.
- All right.
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[COUGHS]
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- Ah, man.
- Look at that.
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BOY:
What?
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FRANK:
A new day. And I'm still alive.
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[FRANK CHUCKLES]
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Life is good.
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Cock-a-doodle-doo!
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[FRANK CROWING]
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Cock-a-doodle-doo!
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[FRANK CROWING]
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LIP:
Hey. You're up early.
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- I'm off house arrest as of this morning.
- Ah.
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And I just need a screwdriver
to get this thing off.
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You sure that's a good idea?
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Probation office isn't open till tomorrow.
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As long as I give it back undamaged,
I'm good.
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Dude, congratulations is not hard to say.
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- Congratulations, Fiona.
- Thank you.
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Just try not to celebrate
with any road trips or hard drugs, yeah?
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No promises. One day at a time.
You start your new job on a Sunday?
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Yeah, it's something to do
with no city inspectors working today.
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FIONA:
Huh.
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I'm guessing they're planning
on dumping toxic waste...
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...where toxic waste should not be dumped.
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- I'm kind of looking forward to it.
- To dumping toxic waste?
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No, to the job.
You know, no class, no stress, no grades...
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...just hauling shit and breaking shit.
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It's like meditation, only with large objects.
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- Meditation? You really are a 12-step monkey.
- Oh, lick me.
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There's my sister.
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[AMY CRYING]
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KEVIN:
Shh, shh, shh.
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- This Happiest Baby shit totally works.
- Here. Happiest-Baby-shit this one.
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KEVIN:
Shh, shh, shh.
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KEVIN:
Put her there.
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Give me her. Let go of Mama's hair.
There we go. Yeah. Shh, shh.
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[GEMMA CRYING]
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It's okay. They're just loving on Pop
because it's Father's Day.
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- Yeah, okay. Oh, God.
- Hey, so, what's the plan, anyway?
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- The plan?
KEVIN: Pancakes?
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No. Waffles. Ooh. Chocolate-chip pancakes.
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- What are you talking about?
- It's Father's Day.
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- It's Father's Day.
- Oh, shit.
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VERONICA: Okay. Yeah. Uh... Watch her.
- It's Father's Day. It's Father's Day.
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It's Father's Day. It's Father's Day.
Look at that. Look at those skills.
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Kev wants fucking pancakes.
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LIP: Holy shit, are you okay?
- I have twins. I'll never be okay again.
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I gotta go to work, okay?
Good luck with too many babies.
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Good luck with the jailbreak. See you later.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm off house arrest.
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- Do you need coffee? You look...
- I look what?
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Nothing. Toaster waffles in the freezer.
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I'm watching the clock, counting the minutes
till I can open the Alibi...
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...and watch Frank drink his way
through someone else's liver.
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That's fun for you, is it?
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Does it make me bad
that I'd rather sell booze...
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...to barflies than spend time
with my twin spawns of Satan?
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Spawns of Satan? Really?
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Do you think I'm a bad mother?
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Did you leave either kid on the porch last
night while you were going on a drug run?
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Compared to what I grew up with,
you're an excellent mother.
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[YELLING]
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[LAUGHS]
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What? What?
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What, are you too tired
to jump up and down with me?
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Yeah, but if it helps,
this is my happy face now.
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All right, Lip, you're over here, buddy.
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Here's what you're gonna do.
You lift these large pieces of concrete...
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...put them in the bucket of the Bobcat, then
get some more while the Bobcat dumps them.
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I get to work the Bobcat?
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Okay. You're going to lift, with your hands,
the large pieces of concrete...
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...and put them in the bucket
of the Bobcat...
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...just like these assholes
who don't speak English.
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Then you're gonna move out of the way while
the Bobcat, which has a licensed operator...
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...who is me and not you,
dumps them in the low load.
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Then you're gonna do it again.
For eight hours.
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You'll stop after eight hours
because I'm not paying you overtime.
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You think you can handle that?
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- I think I'll manage.
- All right.
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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Amanda, huh? Nice ta-tas.
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- Why don't you give me the phone?
- Why would I do that?
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Phones are a hazard on the work site.
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You're not gonna sue me for workman's
comp because you're distracted by tits...
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- ...when a brick flies at your head.
- Bricks are flying at my head?
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This ain't the Alibi, bitch.
You work for me, you do what I say.
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Thank you. Whew.
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All right.
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[SHOUTS IN SPANISH]
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[TOMMY TRILLS]
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[TOMMY LAUGHS]
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Nice nipples.
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And I wanna call him because he's my dad...
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...and it's Father's Day.
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Well, that's for me, you know?
And it's selfish...
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...because he doesn't wanna hear from me.
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And, uh, he made that pretty clear.
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Well, the restraining order
made that pretty freaking clear.
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[ALL CHUCKLE]
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So I'm not gonna call him, and I'm just
gonna work on me the best that I can.
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[WHISPERING]
Nice of you to stop by.
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[WHISPERING]
Here's your coffee-flavored sugar.
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JACKIE: It's all I can do, right?
You know, stay clean, go to work...
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...pray when I can remember. So...
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Are you ankle-flirting with me?
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I've got excellent ankles.
Now you can see both of them.
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No monitor.
How'd you get that off on a Sunday?
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Screwdriver. Little bit of elbow grease.
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- You're in trouble, Gallagher...
- Shh, shh, shh. I'm trying to listen.
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JACKIE: Then it's one more person
that will never forgive me.
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[CARL BURPS]
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[LIAM BURPS]
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Ew. Don't learn from him, Liam.
He's disgusting.
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LIAM:
Disgusting.
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- What are we gonna do for money?
- Bang as many chicks as I can...
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...and get so good they'll pay me to do it.
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Heh. Yeah, right. You're in a wheelchair.
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- Chicks dig wheelchairs.
- I swear, you lose your virginity before I do...
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...I'll stab you to death in your sleep.
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- I'll keep it in my pants till you're 30?
- Thirty?
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- Forty?
- It's not funny.
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Yeah, it is.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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I'm going to the public pool,
if you wanna come.
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DEBBIE: What are you gonna do there?
You can't get wet.
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Did you miss the part
where chicks dig wheelchairs?
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Hmm. Strange man.
Let me get my pepper spray.
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CARL:
Liam, get the door.
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Hello. Uh, I'm looking for Frank Gallagher.
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Why?
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Oh, um... His liver was my... Was...
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[WADE SOBBING]
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He's one block over at Sheila's.
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We just need a place to cook
and a table big enough for three.
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Or if you guys wanna join,
that would be so wonderful.
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- No.
TIM: Ketchup.
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FIONA:
Sure. Coming right up.
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- Fiona.
- No, I'm sorry.
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You're not cooking
a Father's Day meal in my house.
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- You got Table 6 or is it me?
- I've got it.
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Because Frank is not a father.
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Not to me, not to my kids,
and honestly, Sammi, not to you either.
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- Here you go. Need anything else?
- Tabasco.
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Coming right up.
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- Here you go.
- More maple syrup.
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Right away.
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Sammi, listen to me. Frank is Frank.
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He'll never be there for you or for your kid.
He will disappoint you every time.
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- Here you go.
- Creamer.
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MAN:
Order up!
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Absolutely. Anything else?
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No.
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Sure.
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SAMMI:
You're cynical, Fiona.
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You're too young and pretty
to be so cynical and hard.
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It makes me feel sad for you.
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Here you go. Happy Father's Day.
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More butter.
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Right away.
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Sammi, listen to me.
I'm not cynical about Frank.
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I'm just finally sane.
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MAN:
You want them scrambled or over easy?
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- Baby needs daylight. You take him for run?
- Can't. Sorry, I gotta go to a funeral.
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- Funeral? For who?
- Some guy he doesn't even know.
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- Brother-in-arms, all you need to know.
- He didn't die in a war.
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- It was a car accident.
- Fuck you, Mickey.
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He died serving his country.
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All right. Guess I'm going with you.
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- Can you take baby?
- No, it's illegal in this country.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, can you at the very least
not wear a fucking uniform...
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...as every MP in the world
is looking for you?
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He was a soldier.
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Deserves your goddamn respect.
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- She's still ignoring you?
- Just ignore her back.
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Hey, Gallagher. Looking good.
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You too, Holly.
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Not you. You.
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- Really?
HOLLY: Aw, your poor leg.
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Poor baby.
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She's just talking to you to mess with me.
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CARL: Let's hope she just blows me
to mess with you.
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Excuse me.
Was there a problem with your service?
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Because a tip of 15 percent
or more is standard...
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You were slow. Thanks.
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Slow?
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Is it that I was slow, or is that
your bloated metabolism can't handle...
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...a five-minute wait for the 10 pounds
of bacon you shoved down your fat throat?
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Ho, ho, hey! Enough! Enough!
Do I have to call the cops? What's wrong?
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- No tip.
- I wanna talk to your manager.
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- You are.
TIM: What will you do about this?
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- Sir...
- She disrespected him on Father's Day.
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- Okay, ma'am...
- Slow, rude, and my eggs were undercooked.
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Respectfully, if you can't tip,
you can't eat here.
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Seriously? You're siding with this little slut?
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[TIM GRUNTS]
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JAN:
Back up! Let him go!
234
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- Let him go!
- Okay, okay. Sean, let him go.
235
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Okay, I'll let you go.
But first, you apologize to my waitress...
236
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:57,003
...then you walk away and never walk
down this street again, got it?
237
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,685
Yes, sir.
238
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,931
I'm sorry.
239
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,490
You okay?
240
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,322
Your lip's bleeding.
241
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,764
I'll ice it.
242
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,248
Sorry. Shit. Sorry.
243
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,641
I wasn't looking at your boobs.
244
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,362
Or that way. Well, actually, I'm looking...
245
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,729
...at your boobs that way.
They're good boobs, I'm just...
246
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,167
I just wish my babies had boobs.
247
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:58,887
Shit. Sorry.
248
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,764
Shh, shh, shh.
249
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:04,761
- Ow, ow. My hair. Let go.
- Your wife is not breastfeeding?
250
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,043
I don't... I don't get it.
I mean, Amy bites her a couple times...
251
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,811
...and what, she just quits the gig?
252
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,962
SVETLANA:
Imagine you are swimming...
253
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,123
...and baby shark comes out of nowhere...
254
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,760
...and sinks his fucking teeth
into your ball sacs.
255
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,601
This is what it feels like
when they bite nipple.
256
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,720
Like they have declared war.
257
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,649
Like if you had a hammer in your hands...
258
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,411
...you could bash the brains
out of this little shit.
259
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,682
This is what it feels like.
260
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,366
Damn. I think I owe V an apology.
261
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,410
Still, it's no reason to quit.
There are ways to stop biting.
262
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,005
Well, that's exactly what I said.
263
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,049
SVETLANA:
My husband has no interest in baby.
264
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,562
Orange boy, he helps, but who helps you?
265
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:48,011
V has interest, it's just... Yeah.
266
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,209
No, I mean, she works a lot, so...
267
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,771
SVETLANA:
Two babies, no help?
268
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Give her to me.
269
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,044
Really?
270
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,325
DEBBIE:
Liam, you're getting ice cream everywhere.
271
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GIRL: Tell me the truth.
BOY: God, chill. It wasn't even a thing.
272
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,010
GIRL:
I am not chilling out. You chill out.
273
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,248
BOY: Jesus.
GIRL: You are such a slut.
274
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,289
You'll screw anything with legs.
275
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,050
Scumbag.
276
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,166
Hey. Let it go. They were just fat assholes.
277
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,603
You're in a restaurant, Fiona.
Fat assholes are my bread and butter.
278
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,287
- Wait, are you mad at me now?
- Well, just, you could have gone to jail...
279
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,608
- ...for 3 bucks.
- What are you talking about?
280
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:10,089
So you take off your monitor, you're still
on probation. Fighting in the street?
281
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,009
Why are you starting shit?
282
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:16,006
I went out there to ask about my tip.
You're the one who turned into a rabid dog.
283
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,406
Not that I didn't find that sexy,
I'm not gonna lie...
284
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,608
...but, you know, pot, kettle.
285
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,491
Wow. You bring it out in me.
286
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,446
So it's all my fault?
287
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,849
Get out there
before one of those fat assholes starves.
288
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,608
I think Chuckie's mildly retarded.
Someone should probably tell Sammi.
289
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,603
Frank. You'll never guess what happened.
290
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,481
Whatever it is, I hope it's more exciting
than this mentally disabled art.
291
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,250
- Oh, cookies.
- Frank. Frank.
292
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,528
A Realtor came by.
293
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:54,361
And he was with two,
like, very clean lesbians.
294
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:58,565
And he offered us double the market value
for the house.
295
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,081
- Double, Frank.
- You didn't accept it, did you?
296
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,566
No, but why not?
297
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,366
Double? It's got scam written all over it.
298
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:09,286
- Happy Father's Day... Aah! Aah!
- Oh, sorry. Sorry, Sammi.
299
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,646
Sorry about that.
300
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,003
Frank. Can you imagine what
we would do with that money?
301
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,811
We could go anywhere.
We could travel anywhere.
302
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,726
Anywhere in the whole world.
And she would never be able to find us.
303
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,245
Never find us.
304
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,609
PROTESTERS [CHANTING]: God kills soldiers
Because America loves faggots
305
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,809
MINISTER:
The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.
306
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:32,010
PROTESTERS: God kills soldiers
Because America loves faggots
307
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,243
MINISTER:
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures.
308
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,244
PROTESTERS: God kills soldiers
Because America loves faggots
309
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,449
MINISTER:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
310
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,761
PROTESTERS:
God kills soldiers
311
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,605
MINISTER: Though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death...
312
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,250
PROTESTERS:
America loves faggots
313
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,200
...I will fear no evil: for thou art with me.
314
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,967
Jesus Christ, what the fuck
is wrong with these people?
315
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,202
You're in uniform and wanted by the MPs.
316
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,044
- Can you not make a fucking...?
- Hey.
317
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,725
- Hey!
- That's making a scene.
318
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,962
- Shut the fuck up!
MICKEY: What are you doing?
319
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,929
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
320
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,323
They call themselves a church.
I'll bash their heads in with Jesus.
321
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,726
- Motherfuckers!
MICKEY: Shut up.
322
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,370
- Are you okay, son?
- Fuck you!
323
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,205
You can't wear the uniform
and wield the cross as a weapon.
324
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,927
I'm the problem? Huh? I'm the fucking
problem? You're protecting these assholes!
325
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,605
Listen to me.
326
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,570
I hate these pricks too,
but you need to settle down...
327
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:26,361
...or I'll have to call your commanding officer.
It's Gallagher, is it?
328
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,363
No. We're good, we're good.
329
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,409
Thank you. I got him. I got him.
330
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:34,201
Stop. You wanna fuck them up,
we need a plan.
331
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:39,845
We could do more damage if we have a plan.
Let's go home and make one.
332
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,164
PROTESTER: Come on!
MICKEY: Let's go.
333
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,050
Go.
334
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,006
Did they offer any money up front?
Cash today?
335
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,050
No. And they had a Realtor.
336
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,124
And he had business cards and everything.
337
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,203
Doesn't make sense.
338
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,890
Doesn't track.
339
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,891
[WHISTLES]
340
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,241
FRANK: Hey, Sammi.
SHEILA: No.
341
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,129
Frank, no. Come on.
342
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,408
- Don't get her involved in this.
- Calm down.
343
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,131
- She's got a good head for cons.
- Oh, God.
344
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,009
- Yeah, Pop?
FRANK: Why would two dykes...
345
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,208
...offer double market value for this dump?
346
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,124
- What's the scam?
SAMMI: Not a scam.
347
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,441
An investment.
348
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,887
Tribune named this neighborhood
an up-and-comer.
349
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,361
All anybody's talking about
down at the Alibi.
350
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,201
Oh, mother of God.
351
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:31,250
SHEILA: What?
- You are not selling.
352
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,171
SAMMI: Hey, who was talking about sell...?
Are you gonna sell?
353
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,210
SHEILA: Frank.
- They may have female genitalia...
354
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,927
...but those lesbians are the man,
moving in on our territory.
355
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,445
- Oh, Frank.
- It used to be...
356
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,763
...that poor folks could get a decent apartment
right near downtown.
357
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,571
And then suddenly
it's moved 40 blocks south.
358
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,883
- And then 80 blocks. Where does it end?
SHEILA: Well...
359
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,482
...maybe it ends with you and me in an RV,
seeing the country.
360
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,449
This is just like with the Jews.
361
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:01,002
Ten years from now, they'll claim
it never happened, but it is happening.
362
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,401
They wanna move people in
who can pay taxes.
363
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,131
So they push us out.
364
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,851
And eventually,
we end up in a camp somewhere...
365
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,968
...at the edge of civilization.
SHEILA: Oh...
366
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,805
A tent city built on old landfills...
367
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,450
...and toxic waste sites.
368
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,331
And then they start passing out
the smallpox blankets.
369
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,527
Oh, Frank. I mean...
370
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,761
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
371
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,685
- Maybe that's the lesbians with more money.
FRANK: Okay.
372
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,888
- Or maybe it's competing lesbians.
FRANK: Wait.
373
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,771
- Would you wait? Would you wait a second?
SHEILA: No. No. Frank.
374
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,322
- Oh. Hello.
WADE: Hello.
375
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,448
I... I'm... My name is Wade Shelton.
376
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,001
I'm looking for Frank Gallagher.
377
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,003
He was the recipient of my son's liver.
378
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,686
- Oh. Oh, come in. Come in.
WADE: Thank you.
379
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,521
You can't have it back.
380
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:48,089
Oh, don't mind him. That medical marijuana
makes him a little loopy.
381
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,210
- Hi, I'm Frank's daughter Sammi.
- Hello.
382
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,840
SAMMI: Hi.
- How can we help you, Mr. Shelton?
383
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,286
I don't wanna bother you...
384
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:59,530
...but we're having a supper this afternoon
for all our son's organ recipients.
385
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:00,727
A little celebration.
386
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,087
- What a wonderful idea.
- Thank you.
387
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,410
Yeah. My way of having
one last Father's Day with my boy.
388
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,566
And I'm so sorry for the late notice,
I really am...
389
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,609
...but we had trouble tracking you down.
390
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,127
It may seem odd,
but you organ recipients...
391
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,762
...you're all that we have left of our son.
So would you, both of you...?
392
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,804
- Are you Mrs. Gallagher?
- I am. Yes, I am Mrs. Gallagher.
393
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,043
Great. Would you please come at 5?
394
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,290
- What are you serving?
- Prime rib. My boy's favorite.
395
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,807
- Creamed horseradish?
- Of course. Yeah.
396
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,168
- We will be there, good sir.
WADE: Oh, great.
397
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,209
Great. Thank you. Thank you.
398
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,771
Sure. Let me see you out.
399
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:41,050
- I would love to come, actually.
- Both of you. I don't think you're invited.
400
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,443
- Ow, ow! Stop it.
- No one's touching you.
401
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,404
Enough.
402
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,686
Your turn to hang with Liam.
Don't let him drown.
403
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,281
Hi.
404
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:07,927
Hi.
405
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,525
- Are you okay?
- Heh.
406
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,770
Are you lost?
407
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,886
Hey!
408
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:31,567
- Hey, I think you lost one.
- What?
409
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,287
...Two, three. I got all my kids.
410
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,281
SEAN: Hey, Will. Hey.
- Dad.
411
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,204
He's a good dad.
412
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,169
You miss your kid, huh?
413
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,721
Like a burn all over my body.
414
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,970
Order's up.
415
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,886
- Boston cream and java black.
- Are we that predictable?
416
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,644
Looked like another hangover day.
417
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,802
You remember the orders
of all your favorites?
418
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,564
Just the future rock stars.
419
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,370
Hey, you got no ankle monitor.
420
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,641
- Yeah. Free at last.
- So no excuse to miss our show tonight.
421
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,165
GUS: Dude. We eat here.
DAVIS: So?
422
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,526
Don't act like a dog.
423
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,251
- Feel free to ignore him.
- He's kind of hard to ignore.
424
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,291
- Dude. We eat here.
- I can't help myself. I think...
425
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,090
I think she might be my Yoko.
426
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,050
- So can you put me on a list?
DAVIS: Yeah. Check it out.
427
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,370
Oh, you can bring your man too.
428
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,761
- That's cool.
- He's not my man.
429
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,684
Just my boss.
430
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,887
KEVIN:
So you do believe in letting them cry it out?
431
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,202
Believe? No. I think it's child abuse.
432
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:46,650
But sometimes I think is... How you call it?
"Necessary evil." Like waxing pussy.
433
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,325
Yeah. I totally agree with you.
434
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,882
Especially with two.
Sometimes it's like, "Fuck!"
435
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,327
Yeah. I cannot imagine having two.
436
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,449
What? You're about to have two.
437
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,171
No. It's surrogate.
I rent uterus, like youth hostel.
438
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,891
That's cool.
My mom-in-law did that for us.
439
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:06,245
Except she kept the baby.
Which is kind of wrong. Don't do that.
440
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,006
No, I get money.
Half to start, half to deliver.
441
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,207
I will deliver.
442
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:15,725
Hey, this is cool. Hanging out with you,
talking about all this baby stuff.
443
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,809
At first... Come here, Ronny.
444
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,522
To be honest with you, I always thought
you were just some handjob whore.
445
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,729
Oh, that's okay.
I thought you were illiterate bartender pimp.
446
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,970
Ow. Ow, ow, ow.
447
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,690
You know, you need haircut.
448
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,649
Yeah, I know. But V likes it long.
449
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,847
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
450
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,764
Come in. Hey, Debs.
451
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,081
Do you know Svetlana?
452
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,681
Of course.
She's my brother's lover's baby mama.
453
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,410
Right. What do you want?
454
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,722
There's a rat in the pool.
Can you fish it out?
455
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,531
I'm done with the public pool
for the rest of the summer.
456
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,808
Sure, no problem.
Can you watch Amy and Gemma?
457
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,128
- Swim sounds nice.
- Yeah.
458
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,931
Why you done with public pool?
Someone shit in it?
459
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,926
- No.
- Someone shit on you?
460
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,087
Sort of.
461
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,491
- Can you teach me how it all works?
- How what works?
462
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,085
How you make guys want you.
463
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,282
And when they do, what do you actually do?
464
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:18,001
I mean, I've seen porn, but I'm not sure
I understand all the technicalities.
465
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,807
And you're a professional, so I figure
you're the best person to ask.
466
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,442
And don't accuse me of being retarded
or a child, because I'm neither.
467
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,161
We could see Karen and Jody.
468
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,523
We could see Mount Rushmore.
469
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:41,329
We could go see where the aliens landed
in New Mexico.
470
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,768
Or we could see the Burning Man.
471
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,287
The Burning Man, Frank.
472
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,005
And mostly, Frank...
473
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,928
[WHISPERING]
...we could get away from Sammi.
474
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,482
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Please, Frank, please.
Please don't fight me on this.
475
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,167
Because she just brings
something out in me.
476
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,926
I don't fully understand it.
477
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,285
It's hate.
478
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,370
It's hate.
479
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,363
I hate her.
480
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,285
I hate your daughter, Frank...
481
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,808
...and I am willing
to sell this house that I love...
482
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,167
- ...to get away from her.
- Sheils, I get it.
483
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,845
- Yeah.
- I get it.
484
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,207
Sammi is a tough nut to learn to love...
485
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,967
...and if we're being honest,
I have heretofore failed on that front myself.
486
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,849
But I will not participate...
487
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,571
- ...in the destruction of my neighborhood.
- No.
488
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:36,647
No, I will remain here, on the South Side
of Chicago, and launch my beer...
489
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,850
...which will be a far greater legacy
than any burning man will ever leave.
490
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,847
I wanna see the Burning Man.
491
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:50,490
I don't get it. Is he alive and burning?
Does he burn himself a little bit each day?
492
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,687
I don't know!
493
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,884
I don't know how he burns, or...
494
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,362
I don't know, and I wanna know.
495
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,249
I want to know!
496
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,164
I know.
497
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,286
Hey. What's going on?
498
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,882
I see plenty of pea shooters.
Do we have any full automatic weapons?
499
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,371
Grenades?
500
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,330
Okay. All right.
501
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,246
- What?
- You have any armor-piercing ammo?
502
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,325
- Why?
- Because I fucking need some, that's why.
503
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,529
Yo, you need to get your bitch in line, man.
504
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,323
Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
I'll call some guys I know.
505
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,609
Veterans who are sick of this shit too.
They'll fight with us.
506
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,724
And then we'll burn down
that whole fucking church...
507
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,963
...with all the homophobic trash inside.
508
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,401
He's freaking out.
509
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,090
MICKEY: You think?
- Fuck.
510
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,050
- Is he on something?
MICKEY: I wish.
511
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,440
What do we do? Call Fiona?
512
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,683
You think Fiona can stop him
from going postal on some churchgoers?
513
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,481
- He's sick and she's dealt with it before.
- They'll send him to a shrink. No.
514
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,244
We fix this ourselves.
515
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,402
Yo, Private Ryan, I got a plan.
516
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,607
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
517
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,410
That's the day, guys. Thanks.
518
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,326
- Gallagher. You're still upright.
- Yeah.
519
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,845
Didn't see that coming.
520
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,243
- Hey, who had him making it the whole day?
- Not me.
521
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,481
So the pool's mine?
522
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,962
Fuck that. The pool buys us all
a round at the Alibi.
523
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,727
Get some bleach on that phone.
He had it in the port-a-john for an hour.
524
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:33,124
Shut the fuck up, Sullivan. We hit the showers
and then we go to the bar, College.
525
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,329
- Unless you're too good to drink with us.
- No.
526
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,484
- I'll see you guys there. All right? All right.
LIP: All right.
527
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,165
TOMMY:
Get the fuck out of here.
528
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,007
SAMMI:
Hey, Dad.
529
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,207
I'm ready.
530
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,886
For God's sake, Sammi.
Have some pride.
531
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,247
You were not invited to this dinner.
532
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,721
Sheila, it's fucking Father's Day...
533
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,965
- ...and I'm his goddamn daughter.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Nellie.
534
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:16,045
Sheila, Sammi, let's make this
a whole family event.
535
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,841
I'm sure there's plenty
of prime rib to go around.
536
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,889
Why don't you run in and get Chuckie?
537
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,169
Thank you, Daddy.
538
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,327
Thank you. Chuckie!
539
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,130
- She wasn't invited.
SAMMI: Come on, baby.
540
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,442
- Wait.
SAMMI: We're going out with Grandpa!
541
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,965
- Man.
- Run.
542
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,764
- What?
- Run. Now.
543
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:51,971
Lip?
544
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,650
- Hey.
- You're soaking wet.
545
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,007
Yeah. Well, wet beats hot.
546
00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,846
Is that a come-on?
547
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,601
You look, uh...
548
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,250
- Like a church girl?
LIP: Yeah.
549
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,767
Good. That's the point.
550
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,968
- How's Ian doing?
MANDY: Not great.
551
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:15,484
But we have it covered.
I think. You know, at least today.
552
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,290
Well, let me know if I can, uh...
553
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,524
Yeah, I will.
554
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,603
Hey, you, uh, got a girlfriend?
555
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,531
Well, I'm around this summer,
if you wanna just...
556
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,523
Just don't call, because Kenyatta...
You know?
557
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,846
Right.
558
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,800
- Come by my work if you wanna hang.
LIP: Okay.
559
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,003
You look really pretty, Mandy.
560
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,364
Hey.
561
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,605
Here we go.
562
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,169
Okay, baby.
563
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,123
Do like we talked about.
564
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,842
I'll give you some privacy.
565
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:49,525
Excuse me. I really need
to talk to the pastor. Is he around?
566
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,284
Hold up your arms.
567
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,761
- Sorry?
- Gotta check you for weapons.
568
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,761
Hi.
569
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,366
WOMAN: There are no dues or fees
for NA membership.
570
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,524
We are self-supporting
through our own contributions.
571
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,566
NA is not allied with any sect,
denomination...
572
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,484
[WHISPERING]
Thought I might find you here.
573
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,244
[WHISPERING]
Two meetings in one day?
574
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,923
Well, I didn't get that much
out of this morning's meeting.
575
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,604
Because I was sitting next to this guy
I really like.
576
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,882
WOMAN:
...and help other alcoholics achieve sobriety.
577
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,327
You wanna go see a band with me tonight?
578
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,406
- That was me asking you on a date.
- Yeah.
579
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:43,644
Because I figure you kind of can't ask me out,
you know, because I work for you.
580
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,282
And you know how well it went for me
last time I dated my boss.
581
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,323
WOMAN:
...there are ashtrays out front...
582
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,290
I got my ankle monitor off...
583
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,851
...and it feels like progress.
584
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,451
I don't know. I thought, "What the hell?"
585
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,090
So...
586
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,527
I'm asking.
587
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,331
WOMAN: This is a step study meeting.
We will read 7 from the 12...
588
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,482
Are you gonna answer?
589
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,210
Can I answer after the meeting?
590
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,524
WOMAN: There's no cross talk at this
meeting. Who would like to start reading?
591
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,246
That's a good one, man. Beautiful.
592
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,971
That's a better one, isn't it?
Okay, I bet the chicks love that.
593
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,406
You can make it move.
594
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,410
Okay. Interesting story, this was a screw-up.
595
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,206
She got some... You sold my kidney.
596
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,609
Again, I'd like to thank you all for coming.
597
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,606
I really wish that
you all could have met David.
598
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:39,485
He died bravely the way he lived.
He was fighting off a home invader.
599
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,487
I really wish that I'd taught him to run
instead of fight.
600
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,685
- I know, right?
- Wade. Dinner is about ready.
601
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,161
Here she is. Here she is, everyone.
602
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,689
This is my wife and David's mother, Laura.
Laura, this is...
603
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:58,960
...David.
604
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,611
LAURA:
Hello, everyone. Thank you...
605
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,651
...for being here.
It means a lot to my husband.
606
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,288
Laura, I'm Frank. I'm the liver.
607
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,006
SHEILA:
Yeah, and I'm Sheila. I'm Frank's wife.
608
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,730
I'm Harold, the lungs.
609
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,690
Hi, I'm Alice. I'm the corneas.
610
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,330
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
611
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,571
Hello!
612
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:23,803
- Oh, fuck.
SAMMI: Hi, everyone.
613
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,204
I'm Frank's daughter, Sammi,
and this is his grandson, Chuckie.
614
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,601
I am so sorry if we're late.
615
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:35,049
Chuckie had to go number two real bad,
so we lost a little time.
616
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,162
My mother's heartbroken.
617
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,163
My father, he started drinking again.
618
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,767
My brother, he won't listen to reason.
619
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:49,127
Why would he choose faggotry
over his family?
620
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,691
Why?
621
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,801
It's a sin that destroys, Mandy.
622
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,760
You have to cut that sinner out of your life.
623
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,565
MAN:
I'm just under 30 days clean.
624
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:05,167
And I still think about using every day.
625
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:10,206
You know, it's...
It's a constant temptation.
626
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,921
Like a yearning.
627
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,285
I feel it in my stomach.
628
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,010
My skin.
629
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,206
It's everywhere in me,
and I don't know if it will pass.
630
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,930
MAN:
No, no, no. Forget it.
631
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,844
- Bullshit, man!
- This is not my idea.
632
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,764
- Fuck that.
- This is not my idea.
633
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,287
It's the only way to do it!
Somebody's gotta do it.
634
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,204
- There's another way.
- Who's doing it?
635
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,600
- Not me.
- No.
636
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,650
- I'll do it.
- No, you'll go overboard and kill him.
637
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,251
- And you know it.
IAN: All right.
638
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,449
- You do it. It's your idea.
- That's exactly why I don't have to.
639
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,329
MAN: All right, fuck this.
- It's my idea!
640
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,610
Listen, listen. I'll crush his fucking skull.
But no. I'm not playing this.
641
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:07,886
This is too fucked up.
642
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,522
Fuck that! Ian's right.
The son of a bitch deserves to die.
643
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,726
[SIGHS]
644
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,680
I'll do it.
645
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,401
I'll do it for my country,
for the Army, for all of you.
646
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,211
- I'll do it.
- For your country.
647
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,361
- Where is he? Did you drug him?
MANDY: Didn't have to.
648
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,170
He's on his way.
649
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,204
Okay. Show me your face now.
650
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,125
- My face?
- Your seductions face.
651
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,801
You have no mother.
652
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,850
Uh... Not really.
653
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,047
Okay.
654
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,325
Oh, what's that for?
655
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,845
So I could do for you
what my mother did for me.
656
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,247
My son was... No.
657
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,846
My son is the center of my life.
658
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,448
It just... It means so much to us...
659
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:18,561
...to have you here on this very painful
Father's Day, my first in 18 years...
660
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,245
...without my boy, so...
661
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,050
SAMMI:
That is such a coincidence.
662
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:26,285
Because this is my first Father's Day ever
with a dad.
663
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,923
- Well, okay.
- Great meat, Laura.
664
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,645
- Cheers.
- No...
665
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,010
[GASPS]
666
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,844
[STAMMERS]
I'm sorry, but excuse me.
667
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,731
You are not supposed to drink
when you have a donor liver.
668
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,451
On the contrary,
I've done extensive research...
669
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,888
...and this liver will last me
close to a decade...
670
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,765
...if I pace myself correctly.
671
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,044
Well, fuck it. Anybody got a smoke?
672
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,690
Oh, God.
673
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,444
Rat's gone. Chlorine's in.
674
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,080
Pool is as good as...
675
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,571
Holy shit.
676
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,047
He is man. You try seductions face.
677
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,684
KEVIN:
What the hell are you doing?
678
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,888
Put your tongue back in!
What is this shit?
679
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,610
Five minutes ago you were a baby.
680
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,604
SVETLANA: She looks good, yes?
KEVIN: Ah... Not answering that.
681
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,001
- This means yes.
KEVIN: You know, Fiona's gonna flip.
682
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,481
I'm not a baby anymore, Kev. Deal.
683
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,689
I can't... Would you put that down?
Why is there a condom on it?
684
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,524
And what about you, huh?
685
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,524
Your wife no like pain,
so she takes breasts away from babies.
686
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,286
You don't like pain,
so we take hair away from babies.
687
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,523
Come on. Who wears testicles in family?
You or wife?
688
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,011
DEBBIE:
Heh. Yeah.
689
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,571
[CONDOM SNAPS]
690
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,368
Hey. Hey.
691
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,606
Hey!
692
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,888
- Hey, you okay? Jesus.
- What time is it?
693
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,646
You scared me. Did you take something?
694
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,644
I had a job for illegal immigrants
and convicts.
695
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,451
- Oh, shit.
- Mm-hm.
696
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,284
You wanna drink the pain away?
697
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,482
I was thinking I might go see this band.
698
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,644
- Sean blew me off, so...
- You and Sean, you're a thing?
699
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,768
I thought maybe, but who knows?
You wanna go?
700
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,922
I can't. I gotta go to the Alibi.
701
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,248
- Why?
- It's a job requirement.
702
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,440
Ow.
703
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,923
Hey, V. It's Fiona.
704
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,004
You wanna cut out of work
and go dancing?
705
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,882
[YELLING]
706
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,002
Carl let me in.
707
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,402
Did I overstep?
708
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,642
- Freak you out?
- No.
709
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,330
No, I just can't.
710
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,289
I want to, Fiona. But I just can't.
711
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,927
- You can't come see a band with me?
- No, I can't anything with you.
712
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,242
- You're, uh...
- What?
713
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,604
...dangerous.
714
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,205
You're dangerous.
715
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,125
I know there's a thing
like you're not supposed to date...
716
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,170
...newcomers or whatever,
but I'm not really a newcomer...
717
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,931
...because I'm not really a drug addict, so...
718
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,970
You won't be damaging me by dating me.
719
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,844
I'd be damaging me.
720
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,924
See, you go to these meetings
because the judge ordered you to.
721
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:43,682
And it's fun, and you learn a little something.
But for me, those meetings, uh...
722
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,330
You know, they save my life.
723
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:47,651
Literally, every day.
724
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,171
Save my life.
725
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,366
Okay. I get it. I get it.
726
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,488
I'll stop flirting in the meetings.
727
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,490
No, it's not just the meetings.
You know, it's chaos.
728
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,843
- Just chaos follows you around.
- But I'm doing better.
729
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,968
- You took your monitor off yourself.
- So?
730
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:07,170
- So you should have waited for the PO.
- You're gonna judge me for that?
731
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,721
No. I'm gonna want you for that.
732
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,324
I find it...
733
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:17,007
...charming as fuck that you took
a screwdriver to your monitor...
734
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,443
...and I find it sexy as hell
that you had a bloody lip before lunch.
735
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:25,083
- Are you making fun of me?
- No, it's just you're a chaos junkie, Fiona.
736
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:30,371
And I'm a junkie-junkie, so I love chaos.
And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows.
737
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,806
And women like you...
738
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,610
- Women like me?
- Yeah.
739
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,086
Hot, sexy...
740
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,289
...irresistible, fun...
741
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:44,047
...troublemaking, chaos-causing...
742
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,043
...women like you...
743
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,964
...were my drug of choice
long before I got into smack.
744
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,802
It's funny, in fact.
745
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,564
It was a woman just like you
shot me up the first time.
746
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,085
I would never do that.
747
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,925
No, I know, but you're a slippery slope
for me, Fiona.
748
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,084
I could have beat that guy to death
because he didn't tip you.
749
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,930
Now, that's not your fault.
That is not on you.
750
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,570
That's on me.
751
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,125
But I...
752
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,770
I have a son.
753
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,681
And I won't risk my relationship
with my son...
754
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,127
...no matter how badly I...
755
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:34,081
...wanna do very, very bad things
both to and with you.
756
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:39,647
I'm not just chaos.
757
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,724
I'm better. I've changed.
758
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,331
I think I could be really good for you.
759
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:56,162
I hope you keep coming to these meetings,
because I think they help everyone.
760
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,084
But I'm asking you...
761
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,524
...I'm really asking you, Fiona...
762
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,368
...just sit somewhere else when you do.
763
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,411
VERONICA:
Hey!
764
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,844
Oh, my God! Is that Amy on your tit?!
765
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,769
- Who can tell them apart?
VERONICA: Oh.
766
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,729
Hurry up, baby. Kevin!
767
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,084
What's up, babe?
768
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,444
VERONICA:
What? What the...?
769
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,523
What happened to your head?
What the fuck?
770
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,810
You have no idea how good this feels.
We should shave our head every summer.
771
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,770
What? I... Wait. Okay.
772
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,285
First of all...
773
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,091
...why was there a hooker's tit
in my baby's mouth?
774
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:52,368
All right with the "hooker." It's Svetlana.
775
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,927
- We ran out of formula.
- You could have called me.
776
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,890
I would have brought you formula
or she could have got some.
777
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,965
God didn't make formula, Veronica.
God made boobs for a reason.
778
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,329
Hey, what's going...? Oh, shit. Kev.
779
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,801
- Hey, Fiona. Hey, V.
FIONA: Oh, my God.
780
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,167
Oh, my God.
781
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,051
- Debbie? What the fuck?
- Did you do this?
782
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,204
Know what? I think it's time for baby's nap.
783
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,011
Okay. Excuse me. Okay, bye-bye.
784
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,923
What happened to your hair?
If it was lice, I could have washed it.
785
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,287
No. It was hot,
and the kids were pulling on it.
786
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,124
I love that hair.
787
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,649
That was my hair, Kev.
788
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,207
[VERONICA SPUTTERS]
789
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,444
How could you do this?
790
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,204
How could he do this?
791
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,526
KEVIN:
V.
792
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,762
It's just hair. It'll grow back.
793
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:44,323
You fed our baby hooker's milk,
and you shaved your head!
794
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,403
Okay. Let's go. Okay? We're just gonna go.
795
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,928
- Let's go dance. Come on, let's go to the bar.
- Who the fuck are you?
796
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,567
It's just a fucking haircut.
797
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:56,326
Keep telling yourself that.
Come on. Let's go.
798
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,845
DEBBIE:
See you, Kev.
799
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,641
NATHAN:
Mandy, you sweet, sweet girl.
800
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,683
That's still a sin of the flesh.
801
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,002
But God wants my mouth on you.
802
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,686
He wants you to feel his love through me.
803
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,081
Now, look away, pastor.
804
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:16,242
[NEW INFLUENCE'S "THE POWER OF
YOUR TRUTH" PLAYING]
805
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:17,805
I don't want you to see me sinning.
806
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,602
I don't want you to think less of me.
807
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,727
But God granted you such beauty, Mandy.
808
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,042
But if you don't watch...
809
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,561
...then I can pretend I'm praying.
810
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,891
[ON STEREO]
Jesus
811
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,684
[NATHAN MOANING]
812
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,006
A life apart from you
813
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,322
Set your spirit
814
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,371
Oh. Yes. Oh.
815
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,890
Now I realize
816
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,201
[MOANS]
817
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,125
- That was really fast.
- What...? What is this?!
818
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,566
[LAUGHS]
819
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,643
- That's a good one.
- What are you doing?
820
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,486
Tweeting. Facebook too. And done.
821
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,802
So, what are you
gonna tell the press, pastor?
822
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,327
That you thought you were getting blown
by a teenaged girl?
823
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,606
[GROANS]
824
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,331
- Or by God himself?
- Oh, my God.
825
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,767
It's just a haircut.
Why is everyone freaking out?
826
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,400
It's not just the haircut!
It's you. You look like...
827
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,325
- What? I look like a what?
- Whoa. You look like a hooker.
828
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,369
- You think?
- That is not a compliment.
829
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:22,806
From Carl? Totally is.
830
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,246
- Hookers are hot.
- See?
831
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,050
Debbie, you're a smart girl.
832
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,248
What are you doing
hanging out with whores?
833
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:33,406
I don't know. You're a smart girl.
Why are you on probation for drugs?
834
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,443
Your friends still aren't talking to you?
835
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,086
What friends?
836
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,849
You know,
your haircut actually looks pretty cute.
837
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,691
But you have to take that makeup down
by at least half.
838
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,045
Fine.
839
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,688
What are you doing right now?
840
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,484
You wanna come see a band with me?
841
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,847
Yeah.
842
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,411
[CHUCKLES]
843
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,206
[CASHMERE JUNGLE LORDS'
"GOT IT BAD" PLAYING]
844
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,331
- That was a long shower.
- Thought you pussied out.
845
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,251
Yeah, well...
846
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,568
...might have been some phone sex
with Miami.
847
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:30,691
What are you guys building
on top of the old nursing home?
848
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,968
I don't build. I'm just demo.
849
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,448
I'll tell you what it is. I'll tell you all what it is.
850
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,526
It's a Starbucks.
851
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:43,766
Or some sort of artisanal juicery
or a Whole fucking Foods.
852
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,123
- Just drop it, Frank, all right?
- I'm talking about gentrification.
853
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,965
- Genital-what?
- The beginning of the end.
854
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,771
I have seen this before,
on Fulton Street and 64.
855
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,604
On Kirby Street and 68.
856
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,650
Realtors started buying property
at better-than-market value.
857
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,963
And within a few months,
the whole neighborhood was overrun...
858
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,088
...with the gentry, and we were forced out.
859
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:05,481
Today, the urban gentry...
860
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,165
...is moneyed lesbians.
861
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,886
They offer you twice
what your home is worth...
862
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,044
...and they do it
because they know something you don't.
863
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,446
He like this at home?
864
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,489
You think I'd let him live in my home?
865
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,404
[ALL LAUGHING]
866
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,291
Laugh. Laugh.
You won't be laughing in a year...
867
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,920
...when you won't be able to afford
to live here.
868
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,401
They move in. They take over.
869
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:30,451
They kick the homeless out of the park
as if they don't have a right to sleep there.
870
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,602
We're dinosaurs, my friend.
871
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:37,010
And a big fat comet is headed
for our sweet slice of earth.
872
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,164
And that comet is a Starbucks.
873
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:47,044
- He didn't even card me. I must look hot.
- You do!
874
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,441
I told you,
you don't need those whore shorts.
875
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,645
Come on, let's dance.
876
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,802
[BAND PLAYING "LIVE TO LIVE"]
877
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,804
[SINGING]
You know, you better believe me
878
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,522
'Cause if I had you on my arm
879
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:13,322
It'd make my heart sing
And I could lift my head up high
880
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:17,041
'Cause you'd be my baby
881
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,009
Such a beautiful thing to dream
882
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,925
Hey! Fourteen will you get 20.
883
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,641
You make me wanna freak out
'Cause my heart's on fire
884
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:30,840
Find your side of explanation
885
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,410
SAMMI:
I hope you're here to apologize.
886
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,008
I tried, Sammi.
887
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,206
I've tried to be your friend.
888
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,889
Because you're Frank's daughter
and Frank's my husband.
889
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:49,130
But I realized today I'm your stepmother.
890
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,170
And so to be a good stepmother to you...
891
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,881
...is to be a parent to you
rather than a friend.
892
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,164
So as a parent...
893
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,482
...it's my responsibility to tell you...
894
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,365
...that the reason people don't like you...
895
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,484
...and that your father
doesn't want to be around you...
896
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,691
...is because you're...
897
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,366
...very, very needy.
898
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,241
I just think you should know that.
899
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,482
And then you can work on it.
900
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,611
You're needy and annoying.
901
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,485
And slutty. And a bad mother.
902
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,527
I think this belongs to Chuckie.
903
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,406
- [SINGING] Yeah, yeah
- [SINGING] Yeah, yeah
904
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,688
- Yeah
- Yeah
905
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,571
- Yeah, yeah
- Yeah, yeah
906
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:49,282
- Yeah
- Yeah
907
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,320
Hey!
908
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,005
- Asshole!
- Unh.
909
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:26,766
- Ah, shit!
- Come on, kid, let's go!
910
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,245
[LAUGHS]
911
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,087
Oh, my God.
912
00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:39,562
You wanna dress like that and hang in bars,
you gotta run faster!
913
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,927
That was insane!
I can't believe you did that!
914
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,085
[DEBBIE LAUGHS]
915
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,085
Holy shit.
916
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,401
How'd he know?
917
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,245
What's going on?
918
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,211
FRANK:
Told you!
919
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,162
[CROWING]
920
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,282
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