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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:03,804 What, did you miss another episode of Shameless? 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,007 Jesus Christ. 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:09,650 Look, find a fucking 5-year-old to help you program your DVR or something. 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,524 You guys can come back and visit anytime. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,087 And if DCFS calls, I could really use your support. 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,487 - Where's Franny? - We're gonna keep her a while, Debbie. 7 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,930 - What? What do you- - You may be able to trick DCFS 8 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,161 but you can't trick us. 9 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,601 Hey! Give me back my baby! 10 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,281 Your appeal hearing. Thought you might come around. 11 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:30,001 You could have a bright future, but we stand by your expulsion. 12 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,804 - Don't keep me from my son. - Hey, hey. 13 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,246 She told you to go away, asshole! 14 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,091 Jesus Christ, Lip! 15 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,441 - Stop! Lip, please. - Hey, Lip! 16 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:37,961 I'm sorry. 17 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,043 I already have one out of control addict in my life. 18 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,321 I don't need two. 19 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,730 You steal my van, which I love, and you sell it 20 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,803 and you spend my money on all of this? 21 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,849 - Where are the kids? - They're upstairs with my aunt. 22 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,769 You don't even know if she's related to that lady. 23 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,325 - Go get 'em. I mean it! - Kevin-- 24 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:55,006 This seemed easy. Now I feel like a fuckin' idiot. 25 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:57,971 Free drinks for a full week 26 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,242 if you come help me out right now for a few hours. 27 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,800 You can stay on the floor in the back 28 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,200 if you leave Etta out of it. 29 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:04,881 Deal. 30 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,804 Stop. I have to ask you something. 31 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,843 Why was the broom late for the meeting? 32 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,610 It over-swept. 33 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:52,927 Stay out. 34 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,444 Oh, you commie cunt. 35 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,526 Frank. 36 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,885 It's me, baby. 37 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:04,881 Great. 38 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,081 I fucked up. 39 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,486 I know I fucked up. 40 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:09,807 I fucked up bad. 41 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,602 But I'm gonna make it up to you and the kids. 42 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,686 Frankie. 43 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,127 I need your help. 44 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,084 At least turn around at look at me. 45 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,761 Frank? 46 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,766 Go fuck yourself. 47 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:35,561 Shit. 48 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,486 Fiona. 49 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,166 Monica. 50 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,846 Hi. 51 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,281 How are you? 52 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:05,766 Fine. 53 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:08,961 How are the rest of the kids? 54 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,686 Good. 55 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,047 Can I see 'em? 56 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,366 Everybody's sleeping. 57 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,523 Could you and I talk for a minute? 58 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:16,926 Nope. 59 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,686 Debbie? 60 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,530 I brought you some hot cocoa. 61 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,725 Is this breast milk? Do you want me to walk it up? 62 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,645 You gonna go back to Neil's today? 63 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,924 He came by Patsy's last night. He feels awful about all this. 64 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,721 Monica's back. 65 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:00,726 Got your breast milk. 66 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,247 You know, I'm getting real tired of coming around here every morning. 67 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,608 This is bullshit. Just give us the baby back already. 68 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,246 The DCFS has all the info they need to place Franny with us. 69 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,481 If Debbie keeps sleeping on the lawn, I'm gonna call the cops. 70 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,890 We should be the ones calling the cops. 71 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,168 Kidnapping is worse than trespassing. 72 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,210 Just hand us the baby, and we'll all go back to our lives. 73 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,243 We'll see you tomorrow at the DCFS meeting. 74 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,046 Is it anyone important? 75 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,761 Someone named "Answer At Your Own Risk." 76 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,646 Oh, shit. 77 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,361 It's my mom. 78 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,643 Didn't even know you had a mom. 79 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,041 Haven't talked to her in months. 80 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:50,921 What's she like? 81 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,767 Un-medicated bipolar drug addict. 82 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,446 Hmm. My kind of gal. 83 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,121 Kidding. 84 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,286 Are you gonna text her or... 85 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:03,681 Um... 86 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:05,841 Later. 87 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,846 You can't just dive in to Monica. You gotta dip your toe in slowly. 88 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,601 Should we invite her to the Backend tonight? 89 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,968 - Could be a hoot. - Yeah, for you, maybe. 90 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,568 I am charming. Parents love me. 91 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,481 I don't know. 92 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,447 Monica's brand of crazy can be kind of terrifying sometimes. 93 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:30,961 I don't scare easy. 94 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,207 I'm gonna shower. Think about it. 95 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,086 That's a great TV. Who bought it? 96 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,850 You did, with your credit card. 97 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,083 And then I called and returned it and canceled the order. 98 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,844 Then you bought it again, so we kept it. 99 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,931 You also bought those new washers. I got them hooked up last night. 100 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,006 Well, how 'bout that. 101 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,886 You know, I told Wendell, we should have years ago. 102 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,001 Hey, you clockin' in? 103 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,044 Yeah. Just wanted to check out the new digs. 104 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,646 Where'd all the cats go? 105 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,207 Uh, upstairs. 106 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,050 We're gonna soft-open today. 107 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,329 So, coffee station, free pie. 108 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,444 Oh, and I'm starting a fluff-n-fold service. 109 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,080 The dry cleaner over on 83rd and Racine, 110 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,526 he got bought by the Shake Shack, 111 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:20,684 and the guy said that I can just have his laundry scale. 112 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,690 And those things are like 500 bucks. 113 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,127 Sweet. Ooh, can I be your first Yelp review? 114 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,610 Sure. As long as it's a rave. 115 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,730 Okay, love of my life. I got your prescriptions, 116 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,365 some heat cream, 117 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:37,687 and a bran muffin. 118 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:43,208 You are so good to me, Wendell. I'm the luckiest girl on the planet. 119 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,688 Well, it's the least I can do, 120 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:50,364 after that wild flight of passion you commandeered last night. 121 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,441 Oh. “W- 122 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,491 - Was I any good? - You were a tiger. 123 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:57,401 Thanks. 124 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:03,649 Oh, poopsie. Would you rub my knees? They hurt something awful. 125 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,246 Absolutely, my love. 126 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,283 I gotta admit. It's the happiest I've seen her in a while. 127 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,241 She's got you washing her sheets, 128 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,129 managing her doctor's visits, 129 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:16,601 buying her food. 130 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,810 Well, it's a cheap price to pay for a warm bed, 131 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,289 a kind heart, and cable TV. 132 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:25,921 Monica's back. 133 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,601 Yes, she is. 134 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:29,321 You saw her? 135 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,761 Who's Monica? 136 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,446 Ancient history, my love. How's this feeling? 137 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,040 Like heaven. 138 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,089 The homeless shelter's down the street, lady. 139 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,281 Get up. 140 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,004 - Oh, my God. - Holy shit. 141 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,041 Monica? 142 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:53,567 Deb. 143 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,611 Oh, my God. 144 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,442 - You're a woman. - What are you doing here? 145 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,366 Well, I'm back. 146 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:02,926 I'm looking for Frank. 147 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,285 - He isn't here. - No, I know. I saw him. 148 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,200 He wouldn't talk to me. 149 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,450 I was hoping that you kids could help me out. 150 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,441 You should go. 151 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,961 Okay- 152 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,526 Debs, maybe a cup of coffee before I go? I mean, it's kind of cold out here-- 153 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,326 Look, Monica, my baby got stolen and I have to go get her back. 154 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,964 You have a baby? 155 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,521 Yes. 156 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,886 Oh, my God. I'm a grandma! 157 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,326 Oh! 158 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,325 - Later. - See you, man. 159 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:42,920 Catch you later, man. 160 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,361 He'!- 161 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,201 Hey, how's Lucas? 162 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,487 I'm sorry. 163 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,201 Again. 164 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:30,800 Did you call the police? 165 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,565 Yeah, like, 80 times. 166 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,928 They're useless. DCFS, too. 167 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,043 They don't even seem to care that Franny got kidnapped. 168 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,402 What? 169 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,561 Wow! 170 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,010 - Monica? - Hey, Kev. 171 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,725 Hey. What brings you back? 172 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,282 Oh, just... It was time. 173 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,251 So, you're staying here? 174 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,569 Oh, sleeping on the couch until I get over my two wives betraying me. 175 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,761 What? 176 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,202 Long story. No luck this morning, Debs? 177 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:58,807 No. 178 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,166 I miss her so much. 179 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,010 Like a part of my body's been chopped off. 180 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,011 That is exactly the way I felt 181 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,242 the first time they took Fiona from me. 182 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,922 I screamed my throat raw 183 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,326 and tore my hair out. 184 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,845 I was on acid, but... Awful. 185 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,521 I didn't neglect my baby because I was on drugs. 186 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:18,927 I'm a good mom. 187 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,367 I would never do half the shit that you did to us. 188 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,291 What are you even doing here? 189 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,721 Well... 190 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,045 Oh! 191 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:32,725 Liam. 192 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:36,411 Look at you. 193 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:37,881 Who are you? 194 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,646 I'm Monica. 195 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,321 I'm Mama. 196 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:42,961 Oh! 197 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,281 He's huge. 198 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,445 And so... 199 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,128 We are getting your baby back. 200 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,969 Whoa! You sure you wanna do that? 201 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,125 Nobody takes my fucking granddaughter. 202 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,485 All right, just stand back, honey. 203 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,005 This is gonna get rude. 204 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,002 Attention, residents! 205 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,482 According to the by-laws 206 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:18,527 of Public Act Nine-Four-Seven-Oh-Four, 207 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:23,120 the child is only granted custody to the grandparents 208 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:26,166 only when the child's mother 209 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,364 is deemed unfit by the court, 210 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,411 which has not happened yet! 211 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,042 Nor has the baby... 212 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:42,723 Nor has the child's home been deemed hazardous by a social worker! 213 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:47,888 So you have no legal right to keep Franny from her mom! 214 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,011 So give us the fucking baby! 215 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,201 I'm calling the cops! 216 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,845 What the hell is going on? 217 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,161 - Franny... - Give us the fuck- 218 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,971 I'm getting my motherfucking granddaughter back! 219 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,201 Step back, bitch, 220 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,204 before I knock those cheap extensions right off your head. 221 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,203 Go, go, go, go! 222 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,131 Run, fucking run! 223 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,126 She's a hot piece of ass, your mother. Don't get me wrong. 224 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,205 But within that fine mortal husk 225 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,850 lies a rotting pile of filth, 226 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,565 and I don't want her soiling you. 227 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:17,846 So from now on, you fight. 228 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,009 - Fight Mama? - Yes, my son. 229 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,640 Fight her with every muscle in your wee body. 230 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,451 Or she will drag you into her pit of despair 231 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,245 and murder your soul. 232 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,041 So... 233 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,291 Remember, whenever you see the blonde woman 234 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,124 with the green boots and the blue parka, 235 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,204 you yell, "Stranger-Danger," 236 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,089 and kick her until an adult shows up. 237 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,441 Okay- 238 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,284 All right. Go make the rich kids feel bad. 239 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,241 Later. 240 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,450 Here's your fair trade coffee. 241 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,446 Great. Thank you. 242 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,604 Hey, you wanna write me a good Yelp review? 243 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,761 Hell, yeah. 244 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,567 Okay- 245 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,847 Hi, everybody. 246 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,441 I'm Fiona. I'm the owner of Wendell's. 247 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,409 I just wanted to let you know that today, 248 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,682 when you buy a cup of our organic roast, 249 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,087 you're gonna get a free piece of homemade pie. 250 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,409 So, tell your friends. Enjoy. 251 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,364 I'll mention the pie in my review. 252 00:14:27,376 --> 00:14:27,888 Perfect. 253 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,601 Hello, love. 254 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,400 I brought lunch. 255 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,927 Uh, vegetarian chili, 256 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,329 Spanish sardines, and... 257 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,405 The hell? Pickled baloney? 258 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,490 I'm not eating that shit. 259 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,963 Why don't we ever go out anymore? 260 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,762 You're right, we don't. Let's go scare us up a real meal. 261 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:49,961 Whoopie. 262 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,561 You got any cash? 263 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,321 I took out some walking-around money from the bank yesterday. 264 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,563 Let me just put on my face. 265 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,966 Okay- 266 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,004 - Whoa. Holy moly. - What? 267 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,290 If someone gave this place a bad review, would you wanna know about it? 268 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,482 We've been open, like, four hours. How bad? 269 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,001 Bad. 270 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,004 Yeah, read it to me. Quietly. 271 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,243 "I was unfortunate enough to attend the soft open of my local laundromat 272 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,521 "early this morning. 273 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,690 "Used to be a cool shabby joint run by a mean old cat lady. 274 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,970 "But the current owner is apparently some clueless South Side chick. 275 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,840 "If I could give this place negative stars, I would." 276 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,520 And then in all caps, 277 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,843 "Do not spend money here." Four exclamation points. 278 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,681 Four? Amazing. Who is this person? 279 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,806 Uh, Jesse. Cute picture. 280 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,681 Let me see. 281 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,364 She looks about 15. 282 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,602 "Yelping since July, 2009." 283 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,321 She must live around here. 284 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,722 All her recent reviews are of the nearby places. 285 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,884 Frank, are you gonna let her go out like that? 286 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,002 You kidding? She's a knock-out. 287 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,680 If anyone asks, I am on a date 288 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,651 with my radiant and captivating wife. 289 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,641 Yeah, come in. 290 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,006 - Did I wake you? - No. No, I can't sleep. 291 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,569 - Working nights sucks. - I feel you. 292 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,729 Yo, I'm about to hose off. You mind if I borrow your razor? 293 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,041 - I left mine at home. - Sure, yeah. 294 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,891 And a clean pair of socks, some deodorant, and some tweezers. 295 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,010 So, Monica's back, huh? 296 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,766 Yeah. When ya think you getting out of here? 297 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,681 I don't know, man. I didn't plan on staying this long. 298 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,410 I want V back but I don't trust Lana, 299 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,125 V wants me back but not without Lana. 300 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,645 And who knows what Lana wants. 301 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,610 We're like the "hour-obe-ras." 302 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,771 - Like the what? - Snake eating its own tail. 303 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,726 Saw a label at the Alibi. 304 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,081 Sure that's how you say that? 305 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,771 Well, whatever. We're stuck. 306 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,004 And I don't even know who to ask for advice. 307 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,601 It's like the only time you see this kind of thing is on Maury Povich. 308 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,081 Should we do that? 309 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,125 - Do what, Maury Povich? - Yeah. He's got experts. 310 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,771 Yeah, I feel you, man. 311 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,562 Plane tickets aren't cheap. Who's local? 312 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,329 That bald chubby Richard-Pryor-looking dude. 313 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,810 - Steve Harvey? - I'll call him. Nothing to lose. 314 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,322 I could have predicted she'd bail on us. 315 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,206 Chaosjunkie. 316 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,970 Thank you, my good man. 317 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,605 But can you blame me? 318 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,801 That's what I fell for. 319 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,610 She was electric. 320 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,325 The first night I met her, 321 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,485 she threatened to put a cigarette out on my arm. 322 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,206 I dared her to do it, and look. 323 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,208 After I stopped screaming from the pain, 324 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,325 we fucked like rabbits. 325 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:50,929 And from that night on, I knew I would give up everything for that woman. 326 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,651 Oh, my God, we had fun. 327 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,165 Listen to me. I sound like I'm still stuck on her. 328 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,529 She burrows under my skin like a fucking tick. 329 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:05,687 Evil. Oh, my God, and the years I wasted broken up over her. 330 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,201 I don't know you. 331 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,521 Sure you do. It's me, Wendell, your poopsie. 332 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,366 Wendell's dead. 333 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,487 He'!- 334 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:26,841 ls Lana here? 335 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,440 She just left for the Alibi. 336 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,566 Hey, little Gemma. 337 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,601 Hey, little Amy. 338 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,567 Hey, boy from the mother I'm still pissed at. 339 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,323 Gemma tenderized Amy's skull with an Etch-A-Sketch before lunch. 340 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,568 - I think they miss their daddy. - Their daddy misses them, too. 341 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,042 Daddy also misses holding their mommy at night. 342 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,041 One of their mommies. The other mommy, he's still confused about. 343 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,402 - When will he figure it out? - He doesn't know. 344 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,405 He thinks they should get help with it. 345 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,886 What kind of help? 346 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,651 So, I called Steve Harvey. 347 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,728 Not the guy, the show. To see if they'd take us. 348 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,367 Take us where? On the air? 349 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,568 Yeah, kind of. They said they're focused on 350 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,166 weddings, divorces, celebrities, 351 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,725 obese women over 40, 352 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,610 and may do alternative families next year. 353 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,125 And I was, like, "I can't wait that long. 354 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,210 "I got no clean drawers and myjunk hasn't been lady-touched in a week." 355 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,845 So they gave me phone numbers. 356 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,570 - For what? - Marriage counselors. 357 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,760 I don't know what else to do, V. 358 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,571 We can't keep going around in circles. Like the hour-obe-ras. 359 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,404 - The what? - The hour-obe-ras. 360 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,849 That new tequila we got at the Alibi. 361 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,331 You know, snake eating its own tail. 362 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,766 We can't be the only thruple on Earth that's gone through this, right? 363 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,287 I mean, marriage therapists have seen this stuff all the time. 364 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:38,686 They'll know what to do. 365 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,005 Oh, look at her. 366 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,044 Those cheeks. 367 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,570 She must have missed you so much. 368 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,208 Daughters always miss their mommies. 369 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,446 Did you miss me? 370 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,400 You disappeared. 371 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,161 Again. 372 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,681 Well, I'm here now, and I'm staying put. 373 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,961 All minors out of the bar or else I pour gas on you and light matches. 374 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,891 She can't go out. 375 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,961 The cops are prowling around looking for a red-headed teenager 376 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,645 and a loony blonde with a bat. 377 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,531 I'm not going home. I'm going to Neil's. He misses us. 378 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,801 Good call. 379 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,725 I'm gonna hang here, in case Frank shows up. 380 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,641 Where you gonna sleep? 381 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,326 I'll find someplace. 382 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,326 You can crash with us tonight. 383 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,410 - Really? - Yeah. 384 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,161 Aw, Deb. 385 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,880 You're a doll. 386 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,406 Thanks. Can you take my duffel, too? 387 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,641 Sure. 388 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:43,330 Here's our address. Our key is under the mat. We're unit one. 389 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,845 Thank you so... 390 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,731 And thank you for making me a grandmother. 391 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,771 I haven't been this happy since the summer you were born. 392 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,121 Winter. My birthday is in December. See you later. 393 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,962 - I'm a motherfucking grandma! - Whoo! 394 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,486 Thank you. 395 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,363 I gotta freshen up for Frank. 396 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,330 Show him I still got it. 397 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,971 Got what? Crabs or herpes? 398 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,650 - So, I talked to Kev. - And? 399 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,008 He thinks we should go see a thruples counselor. 400 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,004 I said I'd talk to you about it. 401 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,171 Hey, yo, V. Can I get whatever's cheap and ugly? 402 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,210 Maybe we can go once? 403 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,890 If we hate it, we don't have to go again. 404 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,849 - Okay_ - Really? 405 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,690 We go to thruple counsel. 406 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,287 We go and sit in front of old man with shit breath, 407 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,450 talk about fucking, he takes notes, he goes home and spanks his monkey. 408 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,885 If you both want this, I do it for you. 409 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,725 - His drink's on me. - No, I got my own drink. 410 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,650 - Monica? - Hey, V. 411 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,764 Last ball and I got side titty. Boom. 412 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,886 Who is this spastic woman? 413 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,890 Frank's wife. The kids' mother. 414 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,571 - Kids have a mother? - Barely. 415 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,888 You gonna tell us where you been, Monica? 416 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:55,520 Iowa. 417 00:21:56,080 --> 00:22:00,165 Some shitsville roadhouse off the 80 with a bunch of truckers. 418 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,801 More guns than teeth in that place. 419 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:08,405 Once I saw a guy skin a buck in the parking lot with a rock and a rope. 420 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,450 Wow, civility is alive and well. 421 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,131 So, what brings you back to town? 422 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,606 Frank and the kids. 423 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,520 I'm gonna make good. 424 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,006 You hear that, Lip? 425 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,760 I got a plan. 426 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,442 I'm gonna set you and the kids up for life. 427 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,124 I trust you've licked your wounds by now. 428 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,601 What do you want? 429 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,323 I scored you an interview. Hedge fund. Just went public. 430 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,924 - An internship? - Yes. 431 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,687 - No. No thanks. - Look, this one pays. 432 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,601 I need you to go in tomorrow morning. Early. Real early. 433 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,445 They're on Wall Street time. 434 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:54,041 Come on. I feel rotten I put you through that board of appeal bullshit. 435 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,609 Ease my conscience and make a buck. 436 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,251 Two birds, one stone. 437 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,083 - I don't know. - You still washing diner dishes? 438 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,641 Text me the details, okay? 439 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,168 Good. Don't blow it. 440 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,121 Yeah. 441 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,210 Etta? What are you doing? 442 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,961 Bus is late. 443 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,286 This isn't a bus stop. 444 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,123 That explains it. Have you seen Wendell? 445 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,926 There you are. 446 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:33,086 I got your leftovers, your purse, your coat. 447 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,086 You just ditched Etta? What, Monica showed up? 448 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,846 I didn't ditch anyone. She left of her own free will. 449 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,371 And fuck Monica. 450 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,962 My heart is a dead black hunk of coal as far as she's concerned. 451 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,286 Come on, poopsie. 452 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,844 Laundromat is just around the corner. 453 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,011 Let's get you in a hot bath. 454 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,163 Ah, for fuck's sake. Where the hell is Frank? 455 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,921 Probably with that batty old broad from the laundromat. 456 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,408 Frank's living with a woman? 457 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,961 Shit. 458 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,844 V, another tequila. 459 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,368 How long you plan on sticking around this time? 460 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,401 Forever. 461 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,360 - Hey, babe. - Yo. 462 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,250 When's our liquor vendor supposed to come? 463 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,925 - Tomorrow. - Good. 464 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,050 He botched up our booze order. 465 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,524 Damn snake tequila. 466 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:34,966 So, 467 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,364 I got Debbie's baby back for her. 468 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,090 Let me do something for you. 469 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,164 What do you need? Money? Something for college? 470 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,368 - I'm not in college anymore. - Why not? 471 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,686 Got drunk, smashed a car up with a crowbar. 472 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,411 They kick you out for that? 473 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,161 Kids get drunk and smash it up all the time. 474 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,765 It's what college is for. 475 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,161 Those jerks. 476 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,050 Well, in 10 years when you cure cancer, 477 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,960 they're gonna come at you with an honorary-- 478 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,451 Hey, Monica. Fuck off. Huh? 479 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,608 And I don't know where she's at with her meds, so... 480 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,811 - If it turns into a total shit-show- - I'll still wanna bang you. 481 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,287 Probably more. 482 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:30,766 What? 483 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,402 They can't close down the entire place for one party. 484 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,767 Ah. Fuck. 485 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,645 Uh, we can hit that cowboy bar that we passed down the street. 486 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,001 Oh, no. They card. 487 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,606 You're over 21. 488 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,411 It's all slimy queens jacking off into urinals anyway. 489 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,005 Then don't use the bathroom, all right? 490 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,166 Hey, I'm paying- 491 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,240 One drink, then we'll, I don't know, go grab food somewhere else. 492 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,807 I'm not going to a place where they fucking card at the door, okay? 493 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,646 He'!- 494 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,481 - Hi. - Hey. 495 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,081 Oh, my God. You're so... You're gorgeous. 496 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,925 I made a gorgeous man. 497 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,002 Here's his gorgeous friend. Hi. 498 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,521 Yeah. Pleasure. 499 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,684 - Wow. Thanks. - Bar is closed. 500 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,731 Oh, shit. Well, I went by a cowboy bar. 501 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,371 Oh, no, Trevor won't go there 'cause they card. 502 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,930 - Are you underage? - No. 503 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,169 No? You sure? 504 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,930 - Yes. - Let me see your ID. 505 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,168 - Fuck no. - Oh! You are underage. 506 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,322 Why wouldn't you just get a fake ID like everybody else? 507 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,681 I'm not fucking underage. 508 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,683 - Give me your license. Come on. - No. No. 509 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,207 Okay, if he doesn't wanna show you, he doesn't have to show you, hon. 510 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,845 Forget it. Come on. 511 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,084 - It's an old license. - So? 512 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,606 Pre-transition. 513 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,367 You're trans? I couldn't tell. 514 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,686 Oh, thanks. 515 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,048 They make you show proof of gender confirmation surgery. 516 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,163 So, let's all gawk at the freak show, yeah? 517 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,521 Hey, no. 518 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,129 Wait. Wait. Wait. 519 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,004 You wanna see prom pictures, too? 520 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,401 That's too bad. 521 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,847 I was in the hospital with my wrists bandaged that night. 522 00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,201 I forgot to bring my camera. 523 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,490 - I didn't ask for prom pictures. - How about ballet pictures? 524 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,411 - I was just giving you shit, dickwad. - Oh, fuck you. 525 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,443 No. Stop the name-calling, okay? 526 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,966 This is getting crazy in here. 527 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,567 Ian just gets a little wound up, just like his mom. 528 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,888 - Why are you here? - To see you. 529 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,400 No, why are you here now? 530 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,041 See, this is what she does. 531 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,284 She just parachutes into your life, like, 532 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,403 "Hi, I'm here now." 533 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,726 As if nothing happened. 534 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,606 That's... I'm so sorry. 535 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,411 You know, I could have used a mom when I broke my collarbone at 12. 536 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,290 -Ian-- - Or when I got my heart smashed 537 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,086 -for the first time. - She apologized. Move on. 538 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,765 - I'm sorry. - Move on? 539 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,640 - No. - Okay. 540 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,009 Ian, come on. Dude, I'm sorry. 541 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,563 - Come on, babe. - Ian, come on. Ian, I just got here. 542 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,483 Fucking Monica. What the fuck. 543 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:55,806 You saw her, I'm guessing? 544 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,691 Yeah, at the Alibi. Says she got Franny back. 545 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,280 What? How? 546 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,291 No fucking clue. 547 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,329 I was at Derek's house every morning. 548 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,602 But Monica waltzes in, takes all the credit. 549 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,282 I thought you were trying to let Debs do her own thing. 550 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,770 They took Franny. She needed help. 551 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,971 When's the DCFS meeting? 552 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,160 It's tomorrow. 553 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,370 I'm nervous about leaving Etta alone. She's gettin' worse. 554 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,046 I can't trust her with Frank, not with Monica in town. 555 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,046 What you reading? 556 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,245 Some idiot gave Wendell's a bad review. 557 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,491 She loves the new dog run at the park. 558 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,769 And she gave the CVS five stars. I'm her only shitty review. 559 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,804 That sucks. Hey, you want another beer? 560 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,921 Ugh. Yeah, please. 561 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,241 All right. 562 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,321 Tell Carl about Monica? 563 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,001 Huh? 564 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,810 No. No. 565 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,769 I don't wanna bother him during Hell week. 566 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,529 - You off booze again? - Yeah. 567 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,647 So, you had a Coke at the Alibi, too? 568 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,681 Yeah. 569 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,282 I'm doing darks and towels, if anyone has one. 570 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,481 Svetlana agreed to go to thruples counseling. 571 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,205 That's a thing? 572 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,681 I'm flipping out. 573 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,729 I mean, what if I say stuff I don't want people to know? 574 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,529 They can't force you to say anything embarrassing. 575 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,610 Yeah, but don't these dudes have, like, powers? 576 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,844 - Do you mean like Aquaman? - No, man. Not superpowers. 577 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,362 They, like, look at you in a certain way 578 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,603 and then suddenly you have a memory of your foster mother 579 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,484 forcing you to clean the toilet with a toothbrush 580 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,011 'cause you wrote on the wall in black marker. 581 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,287 Holy shit. 582 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,128 That's my memory. It's already happening, I need a beer. 583 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,123 So, you're trying to stay together after all that? 584 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,045 I know you don't think we should. 585 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,083 Not that I do either, but I need somebody to say, 586 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,005 "Hey, you blew it. Throw in the towel." 587 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,848 Or, "Hey, you're doing great. Hang in there." 588 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,286 'Cause I can't tell either way. 589 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:56,881 Fucking Monica. 590 00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,646 What'd she do to you? 591 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,805 - Fucked up my night with Trevor. - Fucking narcissistic asshole. 592 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,086 She was always nice to me. 593 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,001 Yeah, fuck her. 594 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,560 She comes near me again, 595 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,763 I'm just gonna pretend like she's not there. 596 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,650 Just like she's been to me my whole life. 597 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,846 No, no, no. Not a chance, all right? 598 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,010 She's gonna find the crack in your shell, she's gonna slither in, 599 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,651 and she's gonna start plucking 600 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,931 at that one nerve no one else on the planet can reach. 601 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,281 You wanna bet? 602 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,245 Bet you 20 bucks you lose your shit. 603 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:31,727 Not gonna happen. 604 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,887 He's mine, bitch! 605 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,450 Is it the Japs? 606 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,441 Just a homeless woman. Go back to sleep. 607 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,081 Come on out. 608 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:53,531 Let me kick your ass, you slut! 609 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,645 Frankie, come out now! 610 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,811 I need you and you need me! 611 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,682 Nothing can keep us apart! 612 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,928 You know you can't keep this up! 613 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,684 You know it! 614 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,851 Frankie! 615 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,205 I know you! 616 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,888 I know you! You... 617 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,771 You're gonna talk to me eventually! 618 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,771 Debbie, what're you doing up? Come to bed. 619 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,167 I can't sleep. 620 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,361 I'm freaking out about the DCFS meeting tomorrow. 621 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,161 You need rest. 622 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,801 I can't put her down. 623 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,684 Feels like she might disappear at any moment. 624 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,766 Hey. You got Franny back. 625 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,720 Yeah, my mom did it. 626 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,966 - Really? - Yeah, she's trying to change, I guess? 627 00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,681 Nice. 628 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,723 I told her she could stay with us for a few days. 629 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,242 Since you and Lucas are moving out anyways. 630 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,124 I haven't put a deposit down on an apartment. 631 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,364 I mean, I found one place, but it's a wreck. 632 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,891 It's gonna need tons of work, and I just-- 633 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,123 Okay. So, like, Monica takes up a lot of room? 634 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,846 Like, emotionally. 635 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,288 And I don't know how long she's gonna be here for. 636 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,849 - So... - You said a few days. 637 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,562 Oh, and I packed some stuff for you in a box. To help out. 638 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,681 What? 639 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,568 Hey, Debs. Checking in to see what time the DCFS meeting is today. 640 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,807 So call me. Bye. 641 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,801 Morning, Etta. Made a profit yesterday, 32 cents. 642 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,003 Big news. Call the papers. 643 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,607 See, that shitty Yelp review didn't do jack. 644 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:28,246 What kind of person would bother writing a bad review of a laundromat? 645 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,881 Probably some dumb-ass narcissist who's got nothing to do with my life 646 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,128 but needs to start shit 'cause it makes her feel important. 647 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,449 Hey, uh, where's Wendell? 648 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,201 Dead. 649 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,006 Right. 650 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,806 Ow! Fuck. 651 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,006 Fiona? 652 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,726 Is Frank here? 653 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,881 Frank? 654 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,801 Frank? 655 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,444 I don't blame you for hating me. 656 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,805 Kind of hate myself. 657 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,483 But I'm gonna make good. 658 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,804 So, Debbie showed me a photo of Carl in his military uniform. 659 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,406 So sharp. 660 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,810 And Liam at Hopkins Academy. 661 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,849 And Debbie's a mom. 662 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,529 I must have done something right. 663 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,643 And you did great things too, Fiona. 664 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,442 Taking care of all the kids? 665 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,481 You are amazing. 666 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,491 You did such a betterjob than I could have. 667 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,360 I'm proud of you. 668 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,490 Got an Advil? My head is killing me. 669 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,087 - What's up? - Nothing. 670 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,409 You check Yelp yet? We all wrote great reviews to bury the bad one. 671 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,886 It's fine. I'm over it. 672 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,361 Yo. 673 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,807 Hey, it's your day off. 674 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,361 Yeah, I know. I just came in for my check. 675 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,288 - Oh, let me grab it. - Cool. Thanks. 676 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,406 Black? 677 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,080 Yeah. Yeah, thanks. Here. 678 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,401 Your mom's a piece of work. 679 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,801 You met her? 680 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,367 She trashed my house and puked in my bed. So, yeah. 681 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,006 For her, that's a good day. 682 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,883 This morning I found her in my closet trying on shoes. 683 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,805 'Cause she lost hers. 684 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,971 Must have been rough as a kid. 685 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,087 Yeah. 686 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,004 I put a deposit down on a studio today. 687 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,967 This dump on the corner of Garfield and Laflin. 688 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,370 Oh, yikes. The old crack house? 689 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,046 That's the place. Real fixer-upper. 690 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,966 I suppose I should give your mom credit for the kick in the ass. 691 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,601 I bet she'll take it. 692 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,280 So, you still pissed at me? 693 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,246 Warming up a bit. 694 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,769 Whatever you do, don't go in the laundromat. 695 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,281 She's over there? 696 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,971 Yep. Looking for Frank. 697 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,763 You, uh, unleash your wrath on any poor unsuspecting victims yet? 698 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,440 No. Cool as a summer breeze. 699 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,604 - Might as well kiss that 20 goodbye. - Well, day is still young. 700 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,242 I was up all night Googling thruples. Very exciting. 701 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,208 So, what brings you here? 702 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,167 So, um, 703 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,164 me and my two wives are having trouble seeing eye to eye. 704 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,806 Eyes to eyes. 705 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,410 We keep going around the same circle. Like the snake eating its own tail. 706 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:23,610 - The ouroboros. - Yes. I was saying it wrong. 707 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,171 Oh, that's such a badass word. 708 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,483 I wanna get a tattoo of the snake on my hip. Right above the V-line-- 709 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,326 - Kevin. - I'm totally uncomfortable, V. 710 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,649 Try starting with your situation. 711 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:38,004 Okay, so, 712 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,001 V is in love with both of us. 713 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,604 But I'm not in love with Lana. 714 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,730 I mean, I like her a lot. 715 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,806 At least I used to. 716 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,526 But then shit got all fucked up. 717 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,163 And sometimes I feel like... 718 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,201 I... 719 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,211 I'm scared that, 720 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,247 that V might love Lana more than she loves me. 721 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,360 V, are you hearing Kevin's fears? 722 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,131 - Yes. - Is he right? 723 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,486 Hell, no. 724 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,091 DOCTOR". V, do you have any fears? 725 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,723 Yes. One. 726 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:15,881 Go on. 727 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:17,966 I'm afraid that 728 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,129 Svetlana doesn't love either of us. 729 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,321 Svetlana, is this true? 730 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,441 DOCTOR". English? 731 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,081 Of course not. 732 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,684 I do not show love regular. 733 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,805 I show by doing. 734 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:43,529 I fix bar, I watch kids, I cook, I give oral, 735 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,563 I protect from dangerous Russian. 736 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,604 Everything for these two. 737 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,003 DOCTOR". Kev and V, are you hearing Lana? 738 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,241 - Yes. - Yes. 739 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,363 - What is she saying? - She gives oral. 740 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,083 She smashed all the windows? 741 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,484 - It's not her fault. She's bipolar. - She better pay for them. 742 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,609 You can sue for damages in civil court. 743 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,410 But today, we're here to talk about Franny. 744 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,402 You took the child without the mother's consent? 745 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,161 She's a hot-ass mess. 746 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,209 That's not for you to decide whether she is or-- 747 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,522 Hi, sorry, I'm late. I'm the grandmother. 748 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:17,326 - I'm the grandmother. - Okay, settle down. 749 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,971 The father of the child withdrew from the child's life initially. 750 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,281 Is this correct? 751 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,045 - Yes. - She forced him to knock her up. 752 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,725 You can't force someone to do that. 753 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,450 She did. She was desperate. 754 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,847 I was in love. He left me pregnant. 755 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,010 - Ever hear of condoms? - Ever hear of suck a dick? 756 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,207 Hey! 757 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,285 Y'all gotta cut this shit. 758 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,282 You two, no more showing up at their house with a baseball bat. 759 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,240 You two, no more baby-napping. 760 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:54,367 All of you, 761 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,050 this child is not the messiah. 762 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,922 Don't need to be fighting over her like pitbulls. 763 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,802 - Momma gets the baby- - Yes. 764 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:08,642 On the condition she keeps herself and her home in check. 765 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,369 Everyone else can visit. 766 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,444 Any other shit go down, I'm calling the FBI. 767 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,007 Thank you so much. Ah! Baby. 768 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,921 Lip? 769 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,007 Hi. 770 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,007 I, uh... 771 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:35,881 You were right. 772 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,127 - Place is a dump. - How'd you know which one was mine? 773 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,209 Your name and apartment number on the mailbox, 774 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,045 and the door was unlocked. Security is tight. 775 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,203 - How long you been here? - It's my day off. 776 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,721 And what else am I gonna do? 777 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,726 We broke up. 778 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,925 It's a decision I had no part in. 779 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,804 Gave up the rights to that decision when you punched my ex in the face. 780 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,891 Look, we were having fun, right? 781 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,881 And we were good. 782 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,483 - Don't do this. - Hey, come here. Come here. 783 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,282 - I want it back. - Fuck. 784 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,201 I know you do, too. 785 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,407 What? 786 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,208 - You been drinking? - No, hey... 787 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,486 You're strong. 788 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,720 All right? 789 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,530 I mean, you got your shit together. 790 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,286 You're good for me. 791 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,641 What? 792 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,207 Good for you? 793 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:45,721 Yeah. 794 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,761 Okay, great. What am I, support staff? 795 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,442 No, that's not what I'm saying. 796 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,762 Okay, you've had Fiona putting out fires for years, 797 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,082 so, what, you need a replacement because she's too busy? 798 00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,441 What fucking fires? 799 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,284 College. Internships. Whatever. 800 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,086 Where's the guy that was gonna make six figures and take over the world? 801 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,011 I'm sorry, so this is about money? 802 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,561 This is about you growing up and owning your shit. 803 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,123 I am not a function on your personal journey toward enlightenment. 804 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,602 I'm a human fucking being with issues. 805 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,251 And I don't need another one. 806 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,283 Get out. Please. And get help. 807 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,849 Feels like a tractor ran over my face. 808 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,321 What's that? 809 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,291 "It is impossible to pull fish from a pond." 810 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,568 That was stupendous. 811 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,091 Oh, I'm 10 pounds lighter. 812 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:02,163 And my insides are all tingly. 813 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,685 And I'm super touched that you both went through that with me. 814 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,326 Does that mean you're gonna move back in? 815 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,531 I'm still hurt and a little annoyed, but I think I can handle. 816 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,846 Let's celebrate, yeah? You pour drinks, I check on babies. 817 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,089 - Hell, yeah. Euro-bore-us's all around. - Still wrong. 818 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,049 Don't care, happy Kev time. 819 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,009 - Where's Jarmel? - Who? 820 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,846 Our regular guy. Are you with Allied? 821 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,009 Tri-state. You changed distributors. 822 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,322 - Says who? - Says the owner. Last week. 823 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,644 - You change distributors? - Nope. 824 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,530 I like the other dude. Gives me samples. 825 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,882 There's been some sort of mistake. We didn't change distributors. 826 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,530 And we didn't order snake tequila. 827 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,210 You sure did. Four cases. 828 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,881 Just sign for it, we'll call Allied tomorrow to clear it up. 829 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,721 - Here, give me. - Owner has to sign for it, bro. 830 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,724 I am the owner, bro. 831 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,367 Paperwork says Svetlana Fisher owns the joint. 832 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,404 Old vendor changed labels on bottle. 833 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,404 Charged more for cheap liquor. I change vendors. You have sheet? 834 00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,249 You can't just change the vendors and change the orders without telling us. 835 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,330 I make decisions in bar now. It's easier this way. You have pen? 836 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,089 Lana. What's going on? 837 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,481 I am new owner of Alibi. 838 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:11,841 Ah! 839 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,731 To being a family again. 840 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:14,921 Hurrah! 841 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,888 - Hi. - Hi. 842 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,681 Hi, baby. 843 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,810 Hi, pretty lady. How are you? 844 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,566 Where's Monica? 845 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,281 Not sure. 846 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,130 How did the DCFS meeting go? 847 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,921 They told me I could keep her. 848 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,851 Great. Congrats. 849 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,806 Thanks. 850 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,441 You're pissed. 851 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,689 Nope. Why would I be pissed? 852 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,080 'Cause I didn't tell you when the meeting was gonna be. 853 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,963 - I would have, but Monica wanted to go. - That's all right, I was busy anyway. 854 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,761 Okay- 855 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,931 So, they said I needed to get a job, 856 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,411 so I wanted to ask if 857 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:02,850 it would be okay if I worked here? 858 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,447 You can't take orders from me, remember? 859 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,045 I can. I will. 860 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,684 I don't want a fight every time I ask for something. 861 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,444 I won't fight. I promise. 862 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,966 I need somebody to run my fluff-n-fold service. 863 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,931 Can I bring Franny to work with me? 864 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,647 Okay- 865 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,931 Thank you so much, Fiona. 866 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,646 I can't wait to tell Monica. 867 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:35,641 Wow! 868 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,682 You really fell for it this time, didn't you? 869 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,605 What do you mean? She got back Franny. 870 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,161 And that makes up for a lifetime of bullshit? 871 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:44,726 No. 872 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,527 - But I-- - Hurricane Monica blows into town, 873 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,331 saves the day. Let's give her a fucking medal. 874 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,201 Fiona? 875 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,281 What? 876 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:55,806 That chick who gave you the bad Yelp review? 877 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,641 Table nine. 878 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,841 Excuse me. Are you Jesse? 879 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:09,886 Why? 880 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,203 Did you write a Yelp review of Wendell's across the street? 881 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,651 - Yeah. - Oh, cool, cool. 882 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,808 Wow, that must have taken a lot of time to write. 883 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,884 Put a lot of thought into that. Huh? 884 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,883 That line about the clueless South Side chick? 885 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,201 That was hilarious. 886 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,526 Who are you? 887 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,043 The clueless South Side chick. Hi. 888 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,241 Oh. 889 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,367 Um, it was just honest feedback. 890 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,849 Does that mean that I have permission to give it back? 891 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:40,844 Because that shirt is hideous. 892 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:47,246 You know what, let me review Jesse for you, sir. 893 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,767 Jesse is a condescending, 894 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,241 entitled, privileged piece of hipster trash 895 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,607 who thinks that she's making the world a better place 896 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,291 with her shitty opinions. 897 00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,404 But really, she's too much of a coward 898 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,493 to bring her issues to the owner directly, 899 00:47:01,505 --> 00:47:03,366 so she's gotta tell the fucking internet. 900 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,521 I took out a mortgage on my fucking house. 901 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,921 And you just dumped on it like it was nothing. 902 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:14,846 I'm sorry. 903 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,601 You're sorry. 904 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,089 Yeah. That feels pretty bad, doesn't it? 905 00:47:25,101 --> 00:47:26,051 It's okay, baby. 906 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,006 Yeah. Maybe you should stop being such an asshole! Huh? 907 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,604 Go cry to your daddy about your trust fund, you little bitch! 908 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:46,288 Frank. Frank. 909 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:47,681 Uh... 910 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,201 Just checking on my granddaughter. 911 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,686 - I heard we got her back. - Oh, bullshit. 912 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,009 - You still care about me. - What? 913 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,286 - Don't... Fuck you. - Yes. Admit it. 914 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,442 - No, I do no- No. You don't... - Yeah, admit it. 915 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:57,921 - Just... - Frank! 916 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,209 Why did you come back? 917 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,646 Haven't you ruined my life enough already? 918 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:10,481 Come on. 919 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,282 Frank, come on, I got something to show you. 920 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,210 What are you doing with me? 921 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,001 CT scan, 922 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,846 MRI, 923 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:28,730 cerebral angiogram. 924 00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:33,921 And this is the little grenade in my brain that's about to blow up. 925 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,206 I am dying, Frank. 926 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:45,167 They said that I probably got it from an infected needle, or something. 927 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,206 No, it's okay, Frankie. 928 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,689 Oh, Frankie, no, no, no. 929 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,929 No, it's okay. 930 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,805 I have a plan. 931 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,566 I have a plan. 932 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,206 I need your help. 933 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,406 It's okay. 934 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,522 Frankie, I missed you. 935 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,200 Thanks. 936 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:22,367 So, you, uh... 937 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,771 Hang out with Monica after I left? 938 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,844 Not long. Couple of drinks. 939 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,327 Did you have fun? 940 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,765 Not quite the word I'd use. 941 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:41,847 What'd you talk about? 942 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,168 You. She misses you. 943 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,369 You can't take her side with that kind of stuff. 944 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,564 And I would be fine to never hang out with her again. 945 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,081 She's nuts. 946 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,242 Humans, man. Just a fucking mess. 947 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,123 - Not for the weak. - Mmm-mmm. 948 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,729 Not for pussies. 949 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,047 Mmm. 950 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,046 Yeah. 951 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:24,601 Holy shit. Look at your hair. 952 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,280 Yeah. I grew up in Jersey, so... 953 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,289 - That's a whole can of Aquanet. - No. 954 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:32,647 Is that tan real? 955 00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,607 It's bronzing lotion, okay? Fuck you. 956 00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:01,731 I don't wanna talk about it. 957 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,211 - Fuck. - Woah! 958 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,321 The fuck is that? 959 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,651 Does Ian Gallagher live here? 960 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,609 - Why? - Detective Raymond. 961 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,484 Just need a minute of his time. 962 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,531 Hey, Ian. Can you come out here? 963 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,001 Ian Gallagher? 964 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,841 Yeah? 965 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,685 According to corrections records, 966 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,447 you visited Mikhailo Aleksandr Milkovich in prison on multiple occasions. 967 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,762 - Mickey? - Has he contacted you? 968 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,207 No. 969 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:53,690 He escaped last night. 970 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:35,721 English - SDH BY [PR] 69823

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