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♪♪
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[Groot narrating]
I am Groot. I am Groot!
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I am Groot. I am Groot.
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I am Groot. I am Groot.
I am Groot.
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I am Groot.
I am Groot.
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I... am... Groot!
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I am Groot.
I am Groot.
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[Rocket]
What Groot means to say is,
this is Rocket's
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List of Grievances Number 326
in an ongoing series.
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So, Odin's no-good brother,
the Serpent,
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took control of the World Tree
and conquered Asgard.
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[grunts]
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No! No!
[straining]
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How come? Oh, no reason,
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except to drain
all the life energy
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out of every planet
in the galaxy.
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[Quill]
Okay, enough griping.
This is Star-Lord's
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Super Awesome Adventure Log!
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Okay, so we scoured
the galaxy for heroes
to help us save Asgard.
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I mean, we had a Hulk.
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How cool is that?
[straining]
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[muffled straining]
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[Rocket]
Only that didn't work out
quite like we planned.
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[Drax]
Cease this annoying bickering
while I present... Drax Facts.
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We went to Hela,
Queen of Asgard's Fallen,
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to reforge Dragonfang,
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the only weapon capable
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of defeating the Serpent
in glorious combat!
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[Quill]
And what happened, Draxy?
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[yells]
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[Drax] That did not
work out as planned.
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I am Groot!
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[Rocket]
Then we busted outta there
with Dragonfang.
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Yeah, I was getting to that.
[Quill]
That's the most important part!
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[Rocket]
Don't tell me
how to list my grievances!
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[Gamora]
You're all wasting your breath.
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As in, this ship is literally
running out of oxygen.
I am Groot.
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How we gonna hitch a ride?
We're in the middle of nowhere.
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And I don't mean
the giant Celestial head.
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[spaceship approaching]
I am Groot!
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[Rhomann Dey]
Attention, Asgardian Skiff.
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You are obstructing
Nova Corps activity.
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Please clear the area.
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Rhomann Dey! Unh!
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Finally, a space cop
when you need one.
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[Dey]
You're lucky
I ran into you guys.
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All Nova Corps units
have been dispatched
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to subdue some kind
of disturbance on Asgard.
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I was on my way there
when I found you.
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But I can't raise
any of the other corpsman
over the comm.
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That's because
the battle's already over.
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[Rocket]
And guess who lost.
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Nova Corps!
Nova Corps lost this battle.
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What?
Was my guess incorrect?
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[Quill]
Looks like the Serpent
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went a little overboard
with the World Tree landscaping.
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[Gamora]
He also has the Bifrost.
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Which means he'll be able
to siphon the life
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out of every planet
in the galaxy.
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No idea what
you're talking about.
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[screeching]
[gasps]
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Well, that oughta
give you a clue!
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What are those things?
[computer trilling]
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They appear to be large insects
impervious to weapons.
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Let's see if they're
impervious to restraints.
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[screeches]
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[all yelling]
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[groans]
Yeah, I'm gonna go with
"impervious to restraints."
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[sighs]
Then we need to hit their master
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with the one thing
he's not impervious to.
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I am Groot.
[cries out]
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Oh, how many times
I gotta tell ya?
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Dragonfang
ain't safe for trees!
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And Asgard isn't safe
for us.
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We'll need a fleet
to fight this threat.
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Several fleets, in fact.
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Which means
we'll need the support
of the Galactic Council.
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[Nova Prime]
The Galactic Council cannot
support an attack on Asgard.
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[Quill]
Aw, come on!
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The Rigellian, Spartaxian,
and Kree empires are currently
under siege.
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All military resources
must be directed to the defense
of their own planets.
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Aw, well,
that was useful.
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And by "useful,"
I mean a complete
flargin' waste of time!
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[Quill]
Oh, I know someone
who might be able to help.
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You're not
gonna like it.
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I knew you would come to me.
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Hey, Thanos.
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So, we were in the neighborhood,
and-- It's a funny story.
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Remember how you said,
"The end of everything
approaches"?
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I also recall saying,
"Nothing you can do
will prevent it."
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Does this
look like nothing?
I will answer for you.
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It does not.
It looks like a sword.
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Hm, not just any sword.
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I would recognize
the enchantment
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of that beguiling creature
Hela anywhere.
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You know her?
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I'm a great admirer
of her work.
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I might consider helping you
in exchange for her sword.
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I am Groot.
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Yeah. No deal.
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Suit yourselves.
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Seriously? You're just gonna
sit back and let someone else
destroy the galaxy?
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The whole galaxy?
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I want her to ask me.
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My daughter and true heir.
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Father, I beg of you,
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prove to the galaxy
that the mighty Thanos
is capable of anything,
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even an act of good.
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An intriguing challenge.
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I really hope you guys
know what you're doing.
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[digital humming]
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[shackle clangs]
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Yeah. We do.
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Make a move on anybody
other than the Serpent,
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and you get the zap,
like so!
[beeps]
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[cries out]
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[mutters]
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[Thanos]
I feel much more like myself
in this armor.
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Not sure if that's a good thing
or a bad thing.
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Perhaps it is,
as you are fond of saying,
a bit of both.
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[Quill] There's Asgard.
We're gonna need a way
to bust through those vines.
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Any suggestions?
[Thanos]
Allow me.
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[roars]
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[roars]
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I am Groot.
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Thanos is a brutal,
power-mad despot
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[grunting]
upon whom I have sworn
eternal vengeance.
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But he knows how
to throw a punch.
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[grunting]
[roaring]
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[roaring]
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Oh, that's not good.
Wait for it.
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[screeching]
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[roars]
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Wow.
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The Serpent's so busy
sending his attack bugs
to fight off Thanos,
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he won't even know
we're here.
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Apparently he can multi-task.
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[Quill]
Abandon ship!
Before we're plant food!
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[sword blows landing]
[Drax grunting]
Heed well, Serpent!
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Drax will not be stopped
by foliage!
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This isn't just foliage.
It's a delivery system.
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The Serpent is using it
to feed off of life energy
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his bugs steal
from other planets.
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[roaring]
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Yo, Wrinkles!
Got some new targets
for you to punch!
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You sure
he heard you?
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[beeps]
[Thanos screaming]
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[chuckles]
Ohh, yeah.
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These creatures
are bursting with life.
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I despise life.
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Who dares
interrupt my meal?
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I am Groot!
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Thanos dares.
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[insect creature buzzing]
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[grunts]
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So, the Mad Titan
Thanos himself
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at my doorstep.
[thuds]
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This is indeed
a pleasant surprise.
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I look forward
to defeating you.
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[Drax grunts, yells]
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You are the one
who will be defeated
this day, Serpent!
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Aahh!
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[grunting]
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You are no threat
to me, mortal.
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This sword, however...
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[Quill]
Is not going into
your slimy hands.
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Rocket, catch!
[grunts]
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[Dragonfang clangs on ground.
Eh, flarg.
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[grunts]
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[straining]
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Okay, Serpie. Dance-off.
You and me, bro.
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I do not dance.
[grunts]
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This sword was forged
by my brother, Odin,
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and enchanted by Hela,
Queen of Asgard's Fallen.
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It was designed to slay me,
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yet it failed,
shattering at my touch.
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I don't imagine you mortals
will be so fortunate.
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[grunts]
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[Thanos]
I will consider myself warned.
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As you Guardians
are so fond of saying,
you're welcome.
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I am Groot.
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Thanos, you will pay
for your insolence!
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The World Tree serves
at my command!
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It feeds me...
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with the life energy
of its captives.
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All the might of Asgard!
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You are not the only one
capable of siphoning energy,
Serpent.
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[Quill]
Who knew he could do that?
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Thanos knew.
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[groans]
What?
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Was my guess incorrect again?
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[both yell]
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Aah!
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[Rocket]
Huh. I can't believe
I'm rooting for the purple guy.
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[Gamora] My father may be
many things, but ineffective
isn't one of them.
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[yells]
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[Thanos grunts]
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You cannot wield
life energy, Titan.
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You oppose life.
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You are better suited
for Hela's domain than mine.
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You fear Hela's dark power,
Asgardian.
[yells]
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That is why her sword
can defeat you!
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[grunts]
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That is why
I will defeat you!
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[straining]
I... am... Groot.
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[yells]
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Pity you don't have
her sword now.
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[yells]
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Aaahhh!
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Oh, that's
really not good.
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Now to finish that
from which I was
so rudely interrupted.
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Oh, yeah?
Then where's your sword,
nature boy? Burn.
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[growls]
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Where is Dragonfang?
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[straining]
I... am... Groot!
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Feeble weed.
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You can barely touch Dragonfang,
let alone wield it.
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Who do you think you are?
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I am Groot!
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[bellowing]
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No! Aah!
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[all yell, grunt]
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Clearly, I underestimated you,
sapling.
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You possess the potential
for power
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to rival the World Tree itself.
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I am Groot?
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Think of how we can
rule the galaxy
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if we wield
that power together.
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I am Groot!
[grunts]
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[straining]
Very well.
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If you will not join me,
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I will feast
on your life energy!
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[straining]
I... am... Groooot.
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You will not be,
once I've drained you
of your life energy.
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[grunts]
Aaahh!
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[Quill]
I think you've had
a little too much, Serpent.
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I'm gonna have to cut you off.
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[growls]
[Drax] It appears it will be the
Serpent who will do the cutting.
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Then we'll do the blasting!
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I'll show ya blasting!
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[grunting]
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[yells]
[grunts]
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[all yell, grunt]
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[grunts]
I am Groot!
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[yells, grunts]
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[straining]
I... am... Groot!
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[grunting]
248
00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:51,330
[groans]
This battle
is extremely frustrating.
249
00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:54,790
It's like he can see our attacks
before we make them.
250
00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:56,000
Aah!
251
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,040
Now he can't see anything.
252
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,460
[grunting]
253
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:03,920
He's missing the best part.
[grunts]
254
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,750
[groans]
255
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:10,290
I am Groot.
I am Groot.
I am Groot!
256
00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:12,830
So, the Serpent
is connected to the World Tree,
257
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:15,750
and the only way
to sever that connection
is with Dragonfang?
258
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,120
I am Groot.
[Quill]
Let's move!
259
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:22,120
We gotta punch that sword
all the way into the World Tree
before the Serpent wakes up!
260
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,960
I am Groot!
261
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:30,790
[all straining]
262
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,040
[grunts]
263
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,880
[straining]
264
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:40,000
I... am... Groot.
265
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,500
No!
266
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:49,120
[all grunt]
267
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,960
[groans]
I am--
268
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:56,080
It's over, twig.
You've failed!
269
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,580
I am Groot.
270
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,460
No! No!
271
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,620
[grunting]
272
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,460
Aahh...
273
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,830
[ascending whirring]
274
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,670
[groans]
[communicator beeps]
275
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:35,710
Did we stop the Serpent?
[Thor]
Verily...
276
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,750
Lord of the Stars.
277
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,290
Thor! Odin!
What's happening?
278
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,000
What is happening
279
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,460
is you have saved
everyone in Asgard
280
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,710
and all the Nine Realms.
281
00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,920
Perhaps not everyone.
282
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,250
[Rocket]
Groot!
283
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:55,000
Ohh.
You sacrificed everything
284
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,830
to save us, bud.
285
00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:02,540
Not as long as I am All-Father
of this realm.
286
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,750
[inhales]
287
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,580
I am Groot!
288
00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:17,580
You mind? I'm, uh,
trying to have
a moment here.
289
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:20,830
Wait. You're alive?
You're alive!
[muffled grunting]
290
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,920
[Odin]
My brother, the Serpent,
is defeated
291
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,620
and his captives freed.
292
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:33,210
Asgard once again owes
a mighty debt of gratitude
293
00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:35,830
to the Guardians
of the Galaxy.
294
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:38,750
And once again,
295
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:42,540
Asgard completely ignores
my contribution.
296
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:46,790
I saved the Bifrost.
I found Dragonfang.
297
00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:50,460
I'm just as much hero,
if not more.
298
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,880
Loki? Hero?
299
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,880
It is not in
your trickster nature.
300
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,830
Aw, give him a break.
301
00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:01,460
He's a trickster and a hero.
302
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:04,330
You know, a bit of both.
303
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:06,460
I am Groot!
304
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:10,250
Even my father, Thanos,
the most evil being
in the galaxy,
305
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,290
proved he was
capable of good,
306
00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:14,290
if just once.
307
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:19,830
Take 'em all.
308
00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:22,080
You've earned 'em.
309
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:26,120
I-- I don't know
what to say.
310
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,170
I do.
311
00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:30,540
Let's show these Asgardians
312
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,750
how to par-tay!
313
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,080
I am Groot. I am Groot.
314
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,830
I am Groot.
315
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:43,290
I am Groot!
[laughing]
316
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,540
I am Groot.
Who are you talking to?
317
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:48,960
I am Groot.
318
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,210
I am Groot.
319
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:55,210
[laughs]
I am Groot.
320
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:58,540
[sighs]
321
00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:01,790
I guess this is all I have
to remember you by now, Yondu.
322
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,000
[blows]
323
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,790
[whistles]
324
00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:12,250
Ow! And you still
found a way
325
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,620
to be a pain in my butt!
326
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,500
♪♪ [techno]
Corn dogs.
327
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,750
Drax knows of no greater
delicacy in the universe.
328
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,250
Hmm?
329
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,880
Uh, wha--
330
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,920
[both laughing]
331
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:45,420
[Gamora]
Hello, Collector.
332
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:48,960
Did you really think
we'd forgotten about Heimdall?
333
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:07,880
I've wanted to meet you
for a long time...
334
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:11,920
Hela, Queen of Darkness.
335
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:18,960
[Iron Man]
It is my honor
to introduce to you today
336
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,040
our allies from the cosmos.
337
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,790
Just think of us
as Space Avengers!
338
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,620
I didn't say that.
339
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:29,120
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Guardians of the Galaxy.
340
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:32,330
[crowd cheering]
341
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,540
Peter Jason Quill!
Right here!
342
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:40,790
Where have you been
for the last 30 years?
343
00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:44,000
We all wanna know.
Grandpa?
344
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,670
So you do remember
your last living relative.
345
00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,790
So, what's your excuse
for not calling?
346
00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:53,880
Oh, let me guess.
They don't have phones
in space.
347
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:58,170
Well, the thing is,
I've kind of been busy
saving the galaxy and stuff.
348
00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:02,500
"Hi, Grandpa.
Oh, boy! It's Pete.
I missed you so much.
349
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,380
"I just wanted to let you know
I'm not dead.
350
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:07,880
"I hope you haven't been
worrying yourself sick
351
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:12,710
searching in vain for me
every day of your life."
352
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:16,620
Come on!
Is it that hard?
353
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,040
Um, it's been great
to see you.
354
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,620
Do you think we could talk
after the press conference?
355
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:24,040
Oh, sure. The Avengers--
you've got time for them.
356
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,920
But your own
flesh and blood?
357
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,830
Didn't they teach you
any manners in space?
358
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,750
You get over here.
Get-- Come on.
359
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:33,000
Come with me. Come on.
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
360
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,830
[laughs]
I like this guy.
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