All language subtitles for Boardinghouse.1982.DC.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG

Ladies and
gentlemen, this is a warning.

To protect theater owners

and the makers of this horror vision film,

viewers with nerve or heart conditions

are advised to cover their eyes and ears

whenever this object
appears on the screen,

or whenever this sound is heard.

Thank you.

This is the gruesome police file

of the Hoffman house,
where everybody dies.

Run case file number dsh,

9157.

Bhpd file number dsh 9157 Hoffman.

On September 18th 1972,

nobel prize winners,

professor Don Hoffman and wife,

leading authorities on
telekinesis and the occult,

found dead

on the night of the
16th anniversary party.

9:45 pm, mutilated bodies
discovered by guests.

September 26, 1972,

only witness 13-year-old Hoffman child

testified to the apparent double suicide.

December 4th, 1972,

Hoffman youth committed
to Camilla sanitarium

due to emotional breakdown.

File closed.

Help!

Oh, darn.

The Hoffman house
mutilations continue.

File number 9157 reopened.

July 10th, 1977,

the Hoffman house was purchased
by Mr. and Mrs. Bill Clark.

August 22nd, 1978,

Mr. and Mrs. Clark died.

Cause of death, accidental.

File closed, file reopened.

October 8th, 1981,

Dr. Herman Royce purchased house.

April 27th, 1982,

Dr. Royce is found dead
at bottom of stairs.

Cause of death, unknown, possible stroke.

July 5th, 1982,

transfer of estate to sole heir,

nephew James.

- There you go.

- Thanks, James.

Well, it's now official.

You are the owner.

Here are the keys.

- Hey, that sounds great, I can move in.

- Anytime you choose.

- Sherry, wait up!

Sherry, what's wrong?

- Ah, it's the Hoffman case.

- Well, we're getting rid
of it today, aren't we?

- Yeah, but I need to talk
to Dr. Melvin about that.

Do you believe in evil,

in evil powers, thoughts?

- I think you've been
working here too long.

Come on, let's go inside.

Yes, sir.

I'm preparing the thorazine for
Mr. Ratchet's shock therapy.

The release papers.

Yes, sir, right away, sir.

God damn it, where's Sherry?

- She stepped out, she'll be right back.

- Find her.

- Sherry, the release
papers, where are they?

Come on, I can't cover for you anymore.

Dr. Melvin wants to
release papers, Sherry.

Sherry?

Sherry?

Finally,
they got the damn ad right.

"Girls, girls, girls,

"if you're between 18 and 25,

"unattached and beautiful,

"then I want you to share
my 10 bedroom house with me

"for approximately $100 a month.

"Call Jim at the boarding house."

I can just imagine all those hot numbers

hanging around the pool, yeah.

It's gonna be a real bachelor's paradise.

I want to feel that chain reaction I

r me pushing you across the floor I

I want to feel your magic potion r

r oh you never felt this way before I

r let's play this game of love j'

r without a rule baby I

I and keep the fire burning burning j'

j' deep in you r

I chain r

j' chain reaction I

j' love j'

r satisfaction r

I chain I

Relax with
a double breath of energy,

get the energy inside of your being.

Focus your mind on the object
that you wish to.

Concentrate.

Feel the object in your mind.

Touch it with your mind.

Feel it and now command it to move.

Focus.

- Move.

- Focus.
- Move.

Feel it
in your mind, merge with it.

Be one with it, feel it in your mind.

Feel it.

- Yeah, Joel, I'll be right there.

- Ah shit.
- Merge with it.

- Be one with its power.
- Be right there, one second.

- Yeah.

Just a second.

Yeah, I'll be right there,
Joel, just a second.

- It's Joel.

- Yeah, come on in, Joel.

Yeah, what
you got a girl in here?

- No, man.

- Listen. I just came
back from the club and I,

are you listening to me?

Listen, I was talking to

And I hate to have you.

Do you always dress that,

I mean, what is that, is that
a new style or something?

- Yeah, punk, Joel.

- Yeah, okay.

Now, could you, could you,

ooh, what do you got to drink?

Here, here.

- Oh, thank you.

Here's to, where'd you go?

Oh, there you are.

Listen.

What is that?

- It's apple juice.

- Oh my god, you didn't have to say that.

Listen, I talked at the

And we gotta revise these print outs.

Joel, I wanna...

- I'm from Milwaukee, now.

You take care of everything for me.

- Joel, I got this deal.

Ah, shit.

- Hey you guys, do you
wanna give me a hand?

Come on, you guys.

- Hello, welcome home I guess.
- Hi, how are you doing?

- How are you?
- Fine, fine.

Hi, Victoria, let me help you.

- I'll take this, if you can grab that.

- Okay.
- Great, thanks.

- What do I get, a couple things?

How about this and this maybe?

And this, whoops.

Ops, sorry, wow.

Here, I'll take care of that.

- What is this?

Oh, a little auditioning
outfit for the stage.

- No, no why don't you just...

- Casting couch.

- Give it to me.

- Victoria, you're gonna be a riot.

Hooray.

Lemme take some, all right and this.

Thanks.

- Hi.
- Hi, you're moving, in too?

- Yeah, I'm Sandy.
- I'm Victoria.

- I'll help you in a minute.
- Thank you.

- Hi, Cindy.

May I help you?

Thank you.

- Hi, Cindy, I'm Terry.

- Gloria, hi!
- Hi.

- Are you ready for your big move?

- Can we get this out?

Jim, can you help her, please?

What is this?

A Tchaikovsky 1812 overture, I like this.

- Okay, what you got in there?

- Records and books.

- Why do you use this cheap stuff?

- It's not cheap.

- Then do mine, okay?

Thanks.

- Somebody get the front door, please?

- My nails are wet.

- I'll get it!

Here's the latest
on the Camilla sanitarium...

- Thank you.
- No problem.

Police are still baffled

by the mysterious circumstances
surrounding that tragedy.

So far, they have turned up no evidence...

- Hi.
- Hi, my name is Debbie.

- I'm inquiring about
the ad in the newspaper.

I was the one who called earlier.

- Oh, I think all the rooms are rented

but come on in, you can
talk to the landlord.

Just wait a minute.

This way.

This is Debbie, she's inquiring
about the ad in the paper.

This is Cindy, Sandy and
that's Jim, our landlord.

- Hi, Jim.

- What's the date on that paper?

- Oh, I suppose all your rooms are rented.

- I'm sorry.

- Isn't there even a basement
or an attic or something?

- You know, Jim, what
about the child's room?

The one that we use for storage.

- That filthy little junk room, come on.

- Oh, that's okay, can I see it now?

- Come on, I'll show it to you.

Okay, it's your deal.

Yeah, but
please pick up the pace.

Oh, sure.

- Hi, who's winning?

- You got a black cat,
I'm never gonna win.

- My mom gave it to me for good luck.

- Aw, how cute, what's his name?

- Pumpkin.
- Pumpkin, aw.

- Here kitty, kitty puss, puss.

- Don't let Jim see him.

- Oh, look, little thing.

- How's your little room, Debbie?

- Oh, it's just fine.
- Good.

Pam, I think it's above the stove.

Oh, hi Victoria, hi guys.

- Hi, Jim.

- Hey, I heard that Pam is mad at you.

- I'm just getting sick
and tired of all her crap,

that's all.

- Oh, fuck, where's your brain?

- Sounds like you've known
her for too many years.

Too long.

- God, I told you, no pets in the house.

I'm sorry.

- Is that Pam?
- Open the door, quick.

Oh, my god.

- The door, quick!

- Oh my god, what happened?

- Go help her, somebody go help her!

I hate ice picks.

- What are you doing?

- Nothing, how's Pam, is her hand okay?

- I think she'll be all right.

All her fingers work, I checked them.

Gloria just took her over to emergency.

Hey, about your friend here.

I'll give you a couple of days, okay?

Get rid of it.

Find a nice home.

- Stupid.

- Oh my god, what a mess.

Would you look at this mess?

If my maid left something like that,

she would be fired in a minute.

- Good morning, everyone.
- Hi, Sandy.

- Bo Derek's competition.

What happened to you?

- That wacko gardener, he
jumped out of the bushes

and I fell in the pool.

- He's weird, he keeps staring at me.

I don't like it.

- Yeah, Jim?
- Uh-huh.

- I know you explained
to us about the gardener,

that he comes along with the house,

but are you sure that we're safe?

- Yeah, don't worry about him, girls.

He's okay, he wouldn't hurt a fly.

- A fly, no, us maybe.

- Hey, he saved my
uncle's life in Vietnam.

It's why he looks like that,
scarred and everything.

- Look what he did to Victoria.

- He scared the frigging pants off me.

- Well, I can see that.

Look, he's just not used to women.

A little strange, I admit, but he's okay.

He wouldn't hurt anybody,
gentle as a kitten.

- More like a crocodile.

- Excuse me.
- Really?

- Hey, maybe he just needs a friend.

- Ow.

Oh my god.

Somebody help!

It was in the shower.

There was blood all over.

- There's nothing there.

There's nothing in the shower.

Shh, it's all right, it's okay.

I'm here, shh.

- Hi.

- What?

- I'm Sandy.

I guess you're the gardener, huh?

I thought you only work at night.

- Not all the time.

- Oh, I heard you were a veteran.

- First cav, den nang, 'nam.

- My brother was in the war, too.

He died though.

Here, let me get that.

- Why are you always digging out here?

- Oh, I'm just taking care of my flowers.

I didn't wanna hurt you, baby,

I love you.

Oh, Cindy, why'd you have to run away?

I guess I'll have to call
detective Harris again.

He did a good job for me last time.

They're first
supposed to teach me

how to manicure.

That should be fun.

Yeah, we'll have you
practicing on all our nails.

Yeah.

- Well, well, what do we have here, girls?

We're just having a bit of fun.

Yeah, a little party.

- Mmh, it looks like it.

Just a little mind over matter.

- A little mind mind over matter, huh?

We'll see about that.

- Hey girls, how about us
having a party Saturday night?

- Yeah.
- Sounds great.

- A warm house party.

- Yeah, Gloria.

- Hey, Victoria, why
don't you call your agent

and then have your band play, maybe?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- It might be a little short notice,

but the guys would love to do it.

Oh, great, why
don't you call your agent?

- Okay, I'll call him right now.

- Saturday night.
- All right, you know what?

- We're gonna bring some
life back to this old place.

Come on in, guys.

- It's nice.
- Whoo!

Yeah, whoo!

It's gonna be a good
party, that's what we need.

- All right.
- Tickle, tickle.

Some men, some
music, some light dancing,

just like Hollywood.

- Surprise, surprise.

- What's going on?

What is this?

- Nevermind your movie, I
have something better in mind.

- All right, okay.

Come on blondie.

- Oh my god.

I I get crazy I

I sitting home I

I your sweet love talk I

I burns my bones I

I I cut back too I

I one romance I

I you been begging to get in my pants I

I cause I'm love star I

- Christopher!

I love star I

I I need it every single way I

- Christopher!

- Hi Victoria.
- Hi.

- Boy it's beautiful.

- Thanks, I just got
it finished last week.

You know, I got this sucker
up to 200 miles an hour today.

- Your kidding.

- You wanna go for a ride?

- Thanks.

But not if you built it.

- So what's up?

- Well, Jim, my new landlords
throwing a wild party,

sort of a house warming.

And he asked if the
band would like to play.

He said he'd invite a
lot of important people.

What do you think?

- Sounds great.

Are there going to be any girls there?

- Plenty, plenty.
- All right.

- So you call the guys
and plan on coming Friday,

the day before for rehearsal.

Bring all the equipment that way

you get to see my new house.

- Okay, plan on us Friday.

- Okay, great

Christopher?

- Yeah?

- Are you sure you built this thing right?

- Yeah, why?

- Well, it looks like
it's flying backwards.

Oh get out of here.

- See you Friday.

- Do we have a deal?

- Yeah.

- Let's go, quick!

Just forget it!

Just get out of here.

- What do you think you're
trying to pull here?

Take your own ride!

God!

- Jesus Christ!

God damn bitches.

Shit.

Did you see that?

Say how far is it to Malibu?

- Well, I'd say about 25 miles or so.

It's gonna be a long walk, buddy.

- Do you think maybe
I could use your phone

or something to get
somebody to come pick me up.

- Sure, come on in.

Who's that?

- A man.

- Let's get him in the pool, ladies.

- Hi there.

- How are ya?

We got something for ya here, the ladies

a little surprise.

- What was that for?

Well why not?

Just a bit of fun baby.

That's why.

Watch the hair honey.

- And now who are you?

- I'm Harris.

- What're you doing here, Harris?

- I had a little trouble

and I'm just waiting for a friend.

- Now you've got a lot of trouble.

- Richard?

- Yeah, rj.

- I found her.

You got a pencil?

- Yeah.

- 20950

Mulholland.

Okay, you put my check in the mail.

All right I gotta go.

- You're all wet.

Let me dry you off.

Come upstairs?

- Let's go.

- Shh.

- Any calls for me today?

- No.

- Oh, okay.

- Can I borrow your car?

- Sure, be careful.
- Thanks.

God dammit!

Didn't anybody tell you no
guys are allowed upstairs?

- Shit.

- Hello?

Oh hey Tommy Lee, what's up?

Message?

No, I didn't get any message.

Pam?

On a commercial?

Her?

I've been home for about an hour.

She didn't say anything to me.

In fact, as I was coming
in, she borrowed my car.

She was supposed to be there.

I see.

And she's not well, I'm sorry.

Nothing I can do about it.

I didn't get any message.

She didn't say a thing to me about it.

She just took my car and took off.

I'm sorry.

It'll never happen again, ever.

Yeah.

Okay.

Sorry.

That bitch!

You can do it Joe, come on.

- That's a terrible
thing to have happened.

Terrible.

I got grass.

- Did you talk to goldfarb?

Oh yeah, I talked to
goldfarb the other day.

Listen.

- Deal's on?

- Yeah deal's on.

We got to meet over there and
we got to look out the papers.

It's, you're supposed to.

- The print outs?
- Yeah, the print outs.

- I revised them for you.

- Did you?

- Thank you.
- It took me a week.

- I appreciate that.

I'll take you out and buy a few drinks.

- I propose a toast.

- To men.

- To new friends.

- To hiring a maid for this place.

- Yes.
- All right.

- To wart hogs.

- To our new landlord, Jim
for bringing us all here.

- Yay.
- All right, cheers!

Where has he been?

He didn't come down to dinner again.

- I don't know.

- He's taking another hot bath.

I heard the water running
when I went by his door.

He uses all the hot water.

- He listens to these real weird tapes.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Like how weird?

Like rock and roll weird?

No, mind control.

- Mind control?

Mind control.

- Hello beautiful.

Hi sexy.

Where have you been, another producer?

- Such a day I had.

I should've worn my track shoes.

Another jaunt around the casting couch.

- I'll drink to that.

- Hey, you are gonna be my volunteer.

I've got a great idea.

She's perfect for it.

Come here.

- I'm tired, I want to go to sleep.

- No.
- Come here sweetheart.

- And I thought you would be
the perfect lady, laid down.

Okay now here's the plan, right ladies?

Jimmy's got these tapes.

We don't know what they're really about.

They're kind of weird and
we need a good actress

like you to go in there and get the tapes.

Here's what we'll tell them.

You've got this producer and
he wants to see your new tape

and here it.

And you're going to
ask Jim for his advice.

Big brother advice on the tapes.

He'll love it.

He'll eat it up.

- Not this one, that one.

- Which one?
- The cassette.

- Oh, okay, this is what he uses.

Here give him this one,
this is a good tape.

- We'll do it.
- Into the bathroom.

But we gotta change her clothes.

- What's wrong with this.

- It's too formal.

- Yes, we need something sexy.

- Oh, casting couch material.

- Oh come on!

- You'd get the tape.

- You'd get the chicken.
- All right.

If I get the chicken,

I'll find out what color
your duck is, okay.

- Thank you.

- Let's do it.

- You guys better talk to her about that.

- Let me put some makeup on you kid.

We'll make you a star.

I whatever Lola wants I

I Lola gets I

- Oh, it looks great.

Excellent.

- Great.
- Superb.

It's gonna get
those tapes from Jimmy.

- I might not just get
the tapes from Jimmy.

- Yeah, that's right.

That's what we gotta think.

Oh, you look marvelous.

- All right, where's the tapes?

- You look great.

Go get 'em Lola.

Who's there?

- Uh, it's only me.

Who's me?

- Hi.

- Oh, hi Victoria, come on in.

What's up?

- I thought I'd come in for a visit.

I couldn't sleep.

- Oh yeah.

Take a hot bath.

It'll relax you.

You can have it after me.

- What's that gold thing on your bed?

- That's a pyramid grid.

- So that's what you're into.

- Not really.

Actually, I'm into
harnessing cosmic energy,

so that I can learn the secrets

of the universe, creation itself.

- What do you want to know that for?

- Watch.

- You made that soap move?

- Yeah, it's just energy.

- Where are the strings, come on.

- No strings.

- You mean you just made
a move with your brain?

- Yeah, it's focused and
mental focus with the mind.

- I've heard about it, but
I only thought those gurus

or whatever on the high mountains
could do stuff like that.

- Well, everybody can do it.

It's easy.

All you have to do is focus.

See the object in your mind.

- God.

- Think very specifically
about that object.

And then in your mind, make
it move and it will move.

And if you have enough
concentration it works.

Just like that.

- Anybody can do it?

- Sure.

- It's not working.

- Rome wasn't built in a day.

Come on.

It's easy.

- It is, huh?

- Uh, huh.

- I guess I'm going to go back.

See if I can get some sleep.

I gotta a lot to think about.

- Hey don't you go.

There you go, sweet dreams.

- Where are you going?

- There she is.

- You're all wet!
- What happened?

- What happened?
- Look at you.

- Sit down, sit down.
- Tell us.

- She got the tape!
- Yay, victorious!

- So how's Jim?

You were in there a long time.

- What did you do?
- Yeah, what happened?

I fell in the bathtub.

Yeah, and then what?

He sort of
pushed me in the bathtub.

- Oh really.
- But what happened?

- He just pushed me in
and then he got out.

- He got out?
- Yeah.

- He sounds, I wonder why he?

- He's just too,

he's not physical at all.

He's just too into metaphysics then.

I don't know.

- Maybe the tape will give us a clue.

- It's really interesting though.

He's different than any guy I ever met.

I hope those painters

don't take too long with my room.

I'll hate sleeping in that den.

I messing with my mind again I

I trying I

I to catch me in your
sunken web of lying I

I last night our love was hot and nice I

I today you're just as cold as ice I

I hey nova I

I come on nail your heart to the ground I

I say nova I

I you better stop foolin' around I

I don't play that same I

- Hello, can I help you?

- Police.

- Put the toy away.

- What's your name miss?

- Cindy Carlton.

- Look, cut it!

Is Jim home?

- Oh sure, Jim!

Yeah!

- So man, who is that brunette back there?

- That was Cindy.

Cindy Carlton.

My tenant.

- Your tenant?

- Yeah.

- You're in the landlord
business these days?

- I guess so.

What happened since college?

You been playing any football lately?

- Yeah, you know, we toss it around.

- Good, you look in shape.

Thanks.

- How'd you like the house?

- It's fine.

It's really fine.

You know?

It's got a bad rap, man.

- What do you mean bad rap?

- God dammit, get the hell out of here.

- Can't you take a joke?

- You crazy or something?

- It's okay, we're here now.

Shh.

- What's going on?

- I think she had a bad dream.

- Did you have a nightmare Victoria?

So this is your special place, huh?

- Yeah, my mom used to
bring me here often.

Jim, tell me more about your powers.

Oh, about that horrible
dream you had in the den.

Why don't you just move back
to your room till Friday?

- Oh, you mean the
painters aren't done yet?

- Sorry.

Cindy.

- What're you doing here?

I was going
to ask you the same thing.

- I live here.

Yeah, I gathered.

- Richard stop it!

Stop it!

Richard no!

No, ow!

You fucker!

Ow, ow!

Stop!

Do they live here too?

- Yeah.

Hey Cindy, who's the man?

Introduce us.

- Everybody, this is Richard.

- Hello.

Hi Richard!

- Nice to meet you.

- What is this?

A harem.

- No.

- Shit.

- Wait Richard.

It was nice to see you again.

Let's go upstairs and talk, okay.

- Wonder what that's all about, huh?

Anyway, what are we going
to have for dinner guys?

- Chow mein!

- Chinese!

- I don't believe it.

- I prefer Italian.

- Not the hair, no!

Okay, come on, let's eat!

Want to get wet tonight?

Come on in.

- Hey, what is this gun?

- It's for protection.

I've been uneasy lately.

I don't
understand this arrangement.

- What arrangement?

This living arrangement.

- It's like a sorority house.

Boys aren't even allowed
above the first floor.

- Like your sweet old house mother Jim.

That right?

- No.

- When I asked you to marry me right away

you said you needed a
couple of weeks to think.

And I want your answer.

And I want you out of here.

One way or another.

- I need time.

I need more time.

- Hmm, that's great.

- How is it?

Is it good?

- Really good.

That's great.

- You have a really sexy body.

Do you know that?

- What'd you do?

- Dammit.

- It's okay.
- I'm sorry.

- Relax.

- Here.

I don't know what's wrong.

It's okay, relax.

Don't worry.

It's just a little wine.

- God.

That's weird.

I don't know what came over me.

That's so strange.

- What happened?

Sounded like a gunshot.

Did you play with your gun?

Relax, relax, relax.

It's okay.

You're not hurt, it's okay.

It's okay, relax, relax.

We need to get out of here.

- Look at the beautiful crystal.

Relax and feel warm and peaceful.

Everything's all right.

Trust me.

Everything is beautiful.

And love is beautiful too.

Not just pain or disappointment.

It is warm and tender.

That's it, that's it.

- What the hell did you do that for?

- Cindy?

What?

Cindy?

Cindy?

Cindy?

- Bitch!

Good morning.

- Good morning.

- What are you guys doing
awake so early in the morning?

- You call this awake.

What're you doing up?

- Oh, my pillow is killing my head.

I got the worst hangover.

I need coffee.

- Oh, what happened?

Oh poor baby.

What happened?

I got to go.

Good luck on your interview.

- Well,

I just couldn't keep my concentration up.

- What's the matter with you?

Did you have a rough night, last night?

- Yeah.

- Hey, did anybody see Cindy?

Her bed hasn't been slept in last night.

- Yeah.

- Have taken Cindy home with me.

We'll be back later to
pick up her clothes.

Richard.

That's strange.

She didn't even say goodbye.

Well, he was pretty angry.

Maybe he thought that was the best way.

- Still.

- Okay, Victoria, what time
are those guys coming over?

- Oh, the band.
- Yeah.

- They should be here in about an hour.

- Oh good.

I like guitar players.

- Well, they'll like you.

- Don't forget me.

- You look terrible.

Why don't you go sit down,

I'll make you breakfast.

Oh good luck
on your teaching position.

- Thank you.

I hope you
don't get third graders.

- Oh aren't you sweet?

- No I'm not sweet.

I just don't want the house to burn down.

Hi!

Hey girls!

The guys are here!

- Hi Victoria!
- Hi!

- Hi guys!

- Okay, we'll be right down.

- Hey!
- Hi!

- Did you have any
problem finding the place?

- I missed it the first time.

- That was a great rehearsal.

- Hey what?

- That guy's music is as tight as his ass.

Hey what're you doing?

I want to play with ball!

Okay, well we'll be right out.

We'll wait in line.

This is Christopher.

What happened?

- I caught myself with the apple,

with the knife.

I don't know.

That looks deep.

- It hurts.

Here, why don't
you put this on here

and hold it real tight, okay?

- You guys, why don't you go get a pizza?

And let me clean the house in peace.

Hey, sounds good to me.

Yeah count me in.

Yeah, thanks Victoria, let's go!

Let's go to shakes, all right.

All right.

Okay, let's go.

- Bye have a nice time!

Take your time!

- What's the matter?

- What's wrong with you?

- What's wrong, what?

- Here come on love.

Have some pizza.

It's good.

- What's the matter?

- She's faking it.

- Something was following me.

- Following you?

There's nothing in here.

- What happened to you?

You cleaning the refrigerator?

The hard way I see.

- Haven't you ever heard
of the yogurt facial?

- No, never heard of it.

- Everyone's doing it now.

- Girl, you need a shower.

- What are you doing?

- Come on, come on girl.

Shower time.

Here you go.

- A little hotter, reach in, that's it.

- What're you doing?

- That's what you deserve.

You know you got your shoes on?

- Oh that's all right.

- Oh no, that's okay.

- Come on, come, on.

We gotta get it clean.

There you go.

- That's what they all way.

- Looks like fun.

- Yeah, you should try it sometime

What's that you're reading?

- I got it from the library
after listening to your tapes

and watching you levitate
that soap around the room.

I had to learn more about this.

Might say I'm hooked.

- Hey, welcome aboard.

Who's this by?

Oh wow.

Hoffman.

Hey, I read some things about him.

I read some of his stuff.

He's right on the money.

- Yeah?

- He's good.

What is this?

With all my love to my
beloved daughter, d.

Sure like to meet her.

I bet you, she has some power,

having a father like that.

Could learn a thing or two, huh?

I don't stop fooling around I

- I really like your song.
- Yeah.

- God the markets were packed today.

- You're kidding.

- No, no.
- What'd you buy?

- I picked up these for the party.

- Yum.

- My goodness.
- Oh more party goodies.

- What'd you get?

Donuts?

Ooh what do we have here?

- We have my creation!

We have banana cream,

apple cinnamon,

lemon meringue.

- Ooh my favorite.

- And cherry!
- Cherry?

- Boy, you look funny.

- Why couldn't it have been cheery?

- There's your cherry!

Rainbow.

- Not bad.

- Enjoy apple.

- You make pretty good pies, kid.

- Uh, oh gotta make
some more for the party.

- Did you see the mess
they left in the kitchen?

Those damn pies.

- Well, slobs will be slobs, won't they?

- Oh, how pretty.

- Yes, isn't it.

I think Jim left it for you.

- Oh pumpkin.

- What's wrong?

- Bastard!

- Victoria!

- Victoria, hey!

Hey, wait!

Victoria!

Victoria, Victoria!

Hey wait!

Victoria!

Hey, what are you doing, Victoria?

Why are you running?

- Here!

- Oh!

Who would do something like that?

How's everybody doing?

Good!

- That's good, that's good.

Everybody's enjoying themselves so far,

so I'm enjoying myself.

But I'm going to do a little bit of magic

and I hope that can come
along and enjoy yourself

with me.

Let's see, I need a volunteer real quick.

One quick volunteer.

Right there.

Take a look at that ring and examine it.

Make sure there's no
trap doors, no mirrors,

no strings attached, nothing.

- How about right here?
- Everybody's still watching.

- Somebody's outside in a red Ferrari.

- Oh, that must be my agent.

- Hi.

- Hi Tommy Lee.
- Hi Victoria.

- How are you?
- I'm so happy you made it.

- You looks so good.

This is your house?

This is nice.

- I'd like to introduce you to Debbie.

- Hi.

- One, two, three.

- Do you sing or dance?

- I can do anything you want.

- That's my kind of people.

- Would you like to come
upstairs for a drink?

- With you, anything.

- Come on, let's go.

- I'll see you guys soon.

- Okay.
- Don't get lost okay?

- Uh, Jim?

- Hi, are you here for the party?

- Oh I didn't know there was a party.

No, I've come to see Jim.

I've got something I was
supposed to give him.

I think he'd be very happy.

- Oh, Joe!
- Hi Jim!

- Hey what're you doing here?

. Well I'll show you.

What'd you think?

- Contract.

- Right!

- Great.

- Goldfarb signed it today!

- Okay!

This is Victoria.

This is a client of mine.

Joel winetraub.

- Hi Joel.
- Nice meeting you.

- Nice meeting you too.

- How about a drink, Joel?

- Upstairs, come on.
- I could have a little one.

- Party time.

- Now I know why you don't drink.

You don't have the time.

Sly old fox.

- Cindy?

- It's Sandy!

- Your name's been Cindy,
ever since I came here!

- Hi party's just starting!

- Don't mean to spoil
the party, sweetheart

but we're here on official business.

- What kind of business?

- Well, why don't you
just get Mr. Royce for me?

- Jim, how are you doing?

- I wish I could say good, man.

- When was the last time that
you saw that brunette, Cindy.

- Yesterday at the beach, why?

- You haven't seen her since then?

- No.

- We found her on the short
dead two hours ago, washed up.

- Cindy, dead?

Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.

Somebody left a note, her
boyfriend left a note.

I have it, let me go get it for you.

- Okay, I'm taking this
to the station, man.

Let me tell you something else.

I did some checking up
on this house and you

should know a couple of things.

Number one 10 years ago tonight,

Mr. and Mrs. Hoffman died at a party here

and they couldn't find
any buyers for this house.

Now there's Cindy.

And before that, your uncle.

- Wait a minute, let
me have your attention.

Please, please your attention.

33 in a third!

Come on, give it up, give it up!

33 in the third, yeah!

It's gonna be hot tonight, yes.

Let me tell you our new
single is being released.

33 and a third.

Featuring, my superstar Victoria.

Yeah let's hear it!

All right, for Victoria!

This is our hit single.

I paid for it.

She's doing it.

Break it off!

I nothing on me man I

I you know what I do I

I just make up your mind I

I then see it through I

I stop feeling so strange I

I when I finally come home I

I you're driving me crazy I

I when you're cold as a stone I

I it's time that you made it to the end I

- hi there, what're you
doing here all alone, huh?

- When was the last time you saw Cindy?

- Cindy?
- Yeah.

- Hi guys.

Oh I'm sorry.

Oh you're empty handed.

You stay right there and I'll
get you a little drinky poo.

- Yeah, why don't you?

- The last time you saw Cindy?

- Oh, Cindy.

I think she was going to the beach.

- When?

- Well, I don't know,
a couple of days ago.

- A couple of days ago, like when?

Friday, Saturday?

- Oh yeah, I'm coming!

I we can't be mad I

I you're not as cool as you claim to be I

I communicate all your truths to me I

I it's time that you face it I

- uh.

- Drinky poo!

- Excuse me.

Is there a problem?

- Yes, come this way Tom.

- Oh god like what, are you possessive?

Are you going to stare?

I'll fucking pound your
teeth down your throat.

I'm tired of you!

- Come on Pam, it's all
right go get the food.

- No it's not all right,
I don't want a drink.

- Have a drink and go get the food.

Come on, mellow out kid.

It's a party.

- Love you, love you.

- God damn drunk, gah Lee.

This guy is messed up.

- He's just had too much.

- Uh do you know what
I was supposed to bring

to the other room?

I forgot.

- Oh yes, nothing I like better

than a little head and some coke.

- I figured you may be around somewhere.

- Oh sweetheart.

My goodness, take your coat off.

Call an ambulance, god dammit!

- I wouldn't stay down there too long.

You're going to need a breath.

- Oh my god, the house.

- You know, maybe he was right.

- Daddy, tell me how much you love me

and how you'll never go back to her again.

- You talkin' about my wife?

You know darlin' that's
a whole nother thing.

- No, you must never go back to mother.

And let her take me off
to that awful place.

Do you understand?

You must stay here with me forever.

So it is her that you love.

Well, I've taken care of mother.

If you won't give me your heart willingly,

then I shall take it

and no one else shall ever have it again.

If only you would love me.

I've been mine instead of mommy's

- remember our last party?

When mother came upstairs
and found us together,

in her bed?

Remember how I took care of here.

Why did you have to get
angry with me and hit me?

Now I shall have your heart forever.

You see daddy?

I have the power.

See daddy?

-D?

Debra?

Debra Hoffman.

That's it

you are Debra Hoffman, Debbie.

- Yes, yes.

And you are trespassing.

This is my house.

- Oh no Debra.

- Debbie, no!

- Now to your knees!

- Focus, white light, focus.

- Daddy said that I was the only one!

- Oh my god.

Oh my god.

The gruesome Hoffman house

police file continues.

B h p d file number d s h 9157.

Hoffman reopened.

On October 18th 1982,

Hoffman house devastated

by fire cause unknown.

James Royce

currently working as
digital systems analyst

for space program.

C file pz four 55.

Victoria spelling,

hot rca property on world promo tour.

C file pz four 56

Debra Hoffman, homicidal maniac,

strong telekinetic ability.

Baffled authorities
still searching for body.

January eighth, 1983,

charred Hoffman property
purchased by Angela hart.

End of file.