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[music playing]
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Previously on Super Pumped...
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[Travis] Frictionless experience
for every passenger.
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[Travis] Frictionless experience
for every passenger.
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Credit cards on file,
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you just get out of the car,
get on with your life.
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-Tip?
-No. Our rev share‘s
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so good, our drivers
don‘t need tips.
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so good, our drivers
don‘t need tips.
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[woman] Uber has some
very special incentives.
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Twenty dollars a mile?
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Yeah. Thrilled to have you
exclusive to Uber.
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Yeah. Thrilled to have you
exclusive to Uber.
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[man 1] New plan:
We‘re gonna step up
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the information technology
on our drivers.
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[man 2] You mean surveillance?
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[man 1] We don‘t have to use
words like that.
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[man 1] We don‘t have to use
words like that.
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-[man 2] Might cross a line.
-[woman] So far I can‘t get
anyone to talk.
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There’s dirt out there.
I brought a shovel.
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Why do you have
such a hard-on for my client?
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Why do you have
such a hard-on for my client?
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Here‘s how Google rolls:
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They will bigfoot you,
they will lowball you,
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and you‘ll be screwed.
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and you‘ll be screwed.
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Breakfast, Tuesday,
9:00 a.m.
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[Travis]
I want Larry Page there.
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You don‘t actually write code,
do you, Tyler?
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Travis.
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Kalanick.
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You got an ask?
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Quarter bil.
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Our founder just raised
some serious cash.
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Our founder just raised
some serious cash.
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[laughter]
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There is nowhere near
enough fear
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in Silicon Valley
right now.
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in Silicon Valley
right now.
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I think you will see
some dead unicorns this year.
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You‘re VC‘s, you‘re supposed
to actually believe
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in the company
that you put money into,
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in the company
that you put money into,
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not just protect yourself
from the possibility
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you made the wrong call.
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Shit.
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[opening theme music plays]
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[opening theme music plays]
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["Rooster" by Alice in Chains
playing]
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Ain‘t found a way
To kill me yet ♪
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♪ Ain‘t found a way
To kill me yet ♪
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♪ Eyes burn
With stinging sweat ♪
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♪ Eyes burn
With stinging sweat ♪
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♪ Seems every path ♪
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♪ Leads me to nowhere ♪
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♪ Leads me to nowhere ♪
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♪ Wife and kids
Household pet ♪
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♪ Wife and kids
Household pet ♪
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♪ Army green
Was no safe bet ♪
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♪ Army green
Was no safe bet ♪
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[speaking Portuguese]
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♪ ...to me from somewhere ♪
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♪ Mmm ♪
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♪ Mmm ♪
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If I‘m General Patton,
and I fucking am, right?
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I mean, sorry, wait.
Can I curse? I‘m gonna curse.
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I mean, sorry, wait.
Can I curse? I‘m gonna curse.
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If I‘m Patton, is my point,
then my drivers are my army.
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My family. Really, la famiglia.
Uber‘s one big family.
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My family. Really, la famiglia.
Uber‘s one big family.
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The drivers, the executives,
the investors, Google Ventures,
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they just came in heavy.
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they just came in heavy.
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Biggest investment
they have ever made.
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That‘s how radical
our vision is.
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ You know he ain‘t gonna die ♪
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♪ You know he ain‘t gonna die ♪
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Por favor! Não!
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What scares you?
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I wouldn‘t really say
anybody scares me.
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I wouldn‘t really say
anybody scares me.
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[reporter] I mean, what?
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Big taxi?
[clears throat]
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Crooked city legislators?
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Crooked city legislators?
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-Clone startups?
-You‘re referring to Lyft.
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Uh, you won‘t hear me
say that name.
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But, yeah, fuck Lyft.
Fuck those guys.
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I mean, we beat them.
Shook up the world and all that.
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I mean, we beat them.
Shook up the world and all that.
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But it‘s ancient history,
really.
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It‘s from Uber‘s
primordial era.
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It‘s from Uber‘s
primordial era.
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It‘s pretty recent.
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Shit moves quick in the cut.
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[chuckles]
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So, what‘s next?
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World domination. Legit.
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World domination. Legit.
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Our next app update comes
in 12 different languages.
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We‘re launching
in Southeast Asia, China.
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Uber‘s gonna be ubiquitous
across the globe.
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Uber‘s gonna be ubiquitous
across the globe.
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Transportation as reliable
as running water.
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♪ Here ♪
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♪ Here ♪
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♪ They come to snuff
The rooster ♪
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Young founders are a hot
commodity in the Valley.
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Young founders are a hot
commodity in the Valley.
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Oh, ahem.
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[both laugh]
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You must basically
have women on-demand now too.
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You must basically
have women on-demand now too.
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Ah.
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Yeah, we call that Boober.
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-[both laugh]
-Okay, well,
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-[both laugh]
-Okay, well,
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I think we should probably...
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-[woman] Yes.
-...move things along.
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Don‘t forget your bag.
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-[Travis] All right.
-Thank you.
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-[Travis] All right.
-Thank you.
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We‘re gonna be right this way.
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Thanks. That was fun.
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We‘ve got to get our arms
around this as soon as possible.
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We‘ve got to get our arms
around this as soon as possible.
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Twelve murdered drivers
in Brazil.
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[Tarantino] The boardroom is an
imperium besieged, all right?
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A board meeting
is an end-times-style brawl.
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A board meeting
is an end-times-style brawl.
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Katanas, battle axes,
fucking ninja throwing stars.
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Katanas, battle axes,
fucking ninja throwing stars.
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No weapon is off limits.
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You play for power, survival,
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and you stay for the barbaric
gore of it all.
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and you stay for the barbaric
gore of it all.
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One weak swing loses support
of the others,
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and your blood paints
the boardroom walls.
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and your blood paints
the boardroom walls.
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That‘s a function of Brazil,
not of Uber.
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How many taxi drivers
died in that country?
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Probably a lot more than 12,
right?
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Probably a lot more than 12,
right?
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No, you can‘t blame a country.
The drivers are unsafe
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because the passengers
don‘t have to have credit cards
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or IDs to open those accounts.
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or IDs to open those accounts.
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Yeah, but that‘s why
we have passengers.
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And, by the way,
exponential growth.
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It‘s the frictionless
experience.
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[chuckles] You know.
Think this through.
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[chuckles] You know.
Think this through.
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One journalist writes about
your drivers being murdered
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One journalist writes about
your drivers being murdered
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while you‘re talking to another
one about getting laid.
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-I did not--
-Close enough.
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Where does that lead?
What other attacks may come?
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Where does that lead?
What other attacks may come?
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Now just for the hell of it,
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imagine that news crews are, uh,
picking up protests
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outside the Uber offices
down in Rio.
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outside the Uber offices
down in Rio.
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Just when we‘re about to get
the elusive foothold in China,
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Xi Jinping, he sees it.
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Xi Jinping, he sees it.
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Pulls the plug
on the whole operation.
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Other countries follow suit,
and before you know it,
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Other countries follow suit,
and before you know it,
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the whole fucking worldwide
launches tank, Travis.
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And/or we do something
to address the problem now
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And/or we do something
to address the problem now
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and let the drivers know
that we give a shit about them.
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and let the drivers know
that we give a shit about them.
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Pretty amped up, huh?
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Well, it‘s not Gil‘s back porch,
that‘s for sure.
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Well, it‘s not Gil‘s back porch,
that‘s for sure.
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Is that some kind of Texas
expression for bullshit?
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No.
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No.
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And no, Bill,
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it sure isn‘t.
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This is unfolding
just like we thought it would
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when we were jamming on this
with Crystal and Angie
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when we were jamming on this
with Crystal and Angie
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up in the hot tub in Truckee.
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We‘ve got a big lead
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and we‘ve got to protect it,
right?
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-Hell, yeah.
-[all] Cheers.
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-Hell, yeah.
-[all] Cheers.
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Hell, yeah.
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Hey.
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Remember this.
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Remember this.
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[all chuckling]
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[Travis] Okay.
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No, no. No, I mean it.
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No, no. No, I mean it.
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It‘s been you
and your best friends
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planning the future
in the open air.
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planning the future
in the open air.
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Until now.
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Hold on to that.
Remember it.
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Hell, savor this.
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Hell, savor this.
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That‘s the point of doing things
with people you love.
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No, when we first met,
you told me that you‘d listen
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No, when we first met,
you told me that you‘d listen
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but you wouldn‘t be bound,
so don‘t give me the love shit.
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They‘ll do what you say,
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They‘ll do what you say,
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but not out of fear
or calculation.
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And you‘re gonna hear them
the same way.
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But when this company
becomes what I know it will...
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But when this company
becomes what I know it will...
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board meetings are not gonna
be like this anymore.
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board meetings are not gonna
be like this anymore.
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I‘ve been in plenty
of boardrooms.
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You have never been in anything
like what you‘re building here.
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You have never been in anything
like what you‘re building here.
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When this thing
becomes itself...
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board meetings are gonna--
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board meetings are gonna--
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gonna be the Royal Rumble mixed
with the World Series of Poker.
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-Trust me.
-[laughs]
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Sounds good.
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[Gil]
Hey, guys, get a beer.
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When that day comes...
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we on the same side
of the battle?
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we on the same side
of the battle?
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Well, if not, you and me will
know we fucked up really good.
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-[laughs]
-[bottles clink]
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-[laughs]
-[bottles clink]
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Introduce you to the guys.
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Introduce you to the guys.
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[indistinct chatter]
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-Bill!
-Good to see you again.
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-Yeah, thank you.
-Gil.
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-Hi, Gil.
-What’s going on
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-Hi, Gil.
-What’s going on
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I commissioned
a driver survey.
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You talked to my drivers
without me?
250
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,103
You talked to my drivers
without me?
251
00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,305
That is squirrelly as fuck.
252
00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:39,779
Jesus.
253
00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:42,000
Yeah. Your drivers are unhappy.
254
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,515
Yeah. Your drivers are unhappy.
255
00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,884
Without their bonuses
and their incentives,
256
00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,820
they‘re struggling, Travis.
257
00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,000
What kind of schools
do they have in their countries?
258
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,422
What kind of schools
do they have in their countries?
259
00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:51,558
This spelling and grammar,
Jesus Christ.
260
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,000
You know what? Spell and define
"Manichaean," Graves,
261
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,761
You know what? Spell and define
"Manichaean," Graves,
262
00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,730
or kindly take
a listening posture.
263
00:09:56,763 --> 00:10:00,000
It means seeing the world
in good or evil only.
264
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,834
It means seeing the world
in good or evil only.
265
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,502
Which by the way,
I kind of do.
266
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,770
If you line up with me,
you line up against me,
267
00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:04,971
I never forget that shit.
268
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,074
It‘s not time
for philosophizing.
269
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,309
It‘s time for tipping.
270
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,376
Ti--?
271
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,682
That‘s your big solve
for building driver trust?
272
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,651
-Maybe it‘s a start.
-No. Sorry.
273
00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:18,000
No, I don‘t think you guys
are seeing
274
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,085
No, I don‘t think you guys
are seeing
275
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,887
the full theater of war here.
276
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,156
In a couple years,
drivers won‘t even be an issue.
277
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,000
The future of Uber is one
that moves beyond drivers.
278
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,159
The future of Uber is one
that moves beyond drivers.
279
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,161
The future doesn‘t matter
if we don‘t get there.
280
00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,000
Tipping is an extra 20%
to the drivers‘ bottom line.
281
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,565
Tipping is an extra 20%
to the drivers‘ bottom line.
282
00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:35,902
It shows them that we stand
behind them as a company.
283
00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:36,000
Let them know
they can trust you.
284
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,370
Let them know
they can trust you.
285
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:38,537
Like I do, Travis.
286
00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,808
Flip the perception.
287
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:42,000
Tipping begins to get that done.
288
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,811
Tipping begins to get that done.
289
00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:47,279
And it‘s also just right.
290
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,623
No.
291
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,391
I‘m sorry, no.
292
00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:00,000
I‘m not even gonna go on
the defensive for a second, man.
293
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,627
I‘m not even gonna go on
the defensive for a second, man.
294
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,396
When I walk in this room,
it should be like Kirk Gibson
295
00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,165
walking into Dodger Stadium.
296
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,000
One loud long cheer that goes on
the whole fucking game.
297
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,168
One loud long cheer that goes on
the whole fucking game.
298
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,970
We‘re doing millions of rides
a day, dude.
299
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,000
I am making you what your
comic books of your generation
300
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,008
I am making you what your
comic books of your generation
301
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,710
would call filthy rich.
302
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,000
All right, all right.
You want a standing ovation?
303
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,645
All right, all right.
You want a standing ovation?
304
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,046
Fine, I‘ll stand up and clap.
305
00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:22,082
But this isn‘t about my opinion.
306
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,917
It‘s about trying to turn
public opinion.
307
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:24,000
You know, I...
308
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,984
You know, I...
309
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,053
I don‘t mind kicking the drivers
a few bucks each time.
310
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:28,954
So why not make it a feature?
311
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,359
After everything
we just said about trust?
312
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:36,000
Did that whole Manichaean
comment just miss you, dude?
313
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,229
Did that whole Manichaean
comment just miss you, dude?
314
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:40,133
Look, some people got murdered.
That is a terrible thing.
315
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,000
But let‘s not jump to asinine
solutions like tipping and IDs
316
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,303
But let‘s not jump to asinine
solutions like tipping and IDs
317
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,872
that blow up our
frictionless experience
318
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,000
just because that‘s our only
idea right now.
319
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,074
just because that‘s our only
idea right now.
320
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:53,946
All right.
321
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,249
[sighs]
322
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,000
All right.
323
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,319
All right.
324
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:05,024
I move we put the question to a
formal vote at the next meeting.
325
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,000
Seconded.
326
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,325
Seconded.
327
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,870
Hey, uh, let‘s talk
Code Conference.
328
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,000
Oh, yeah? There‘s someone
you want me to dazzle?
329
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,705
Oh, yeah? There‘s someone
you want me to dazzle?
330
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,540
Investor? Journalist?
331
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,242
I‘m your prize show jumper,
ready to leap.
332
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,576
Just point me
to the fucking fence.
333
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:24,000
I know you can clear anything,
334
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,411
I know you can clear anything,
335
00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:28,281
but potential articles
about you partying at a resort
336
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,883
right after a murder.
337
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:30,000
So why don‘t you just lay low,
relax?
338
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,086
So why don‘t you just lay low,
relax?
339
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,320
[laughs]
340
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,000
David, it‘s Code Conference.
341
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,756
David, it‘s Code Conference.
342
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,192
It‘s Silicon Valley‘s elite
in concentrated form.
343
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,294
If I don‘t go, then
my competitors fill the vacuum.
344
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,000
That‘s not an option.
345
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,529
That‘s not an option.
346
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,497
I‘ll see you there.
347
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,035
[inaudible]
348
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,773
Fucking Gurley, man.
349
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:54,000
[Emil] We‘ve got a more
pressing situation.
350
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,209
[Emil] We‘ve got a more
pressing situation.
351
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,977
Go ahead, you want to yap, yap.
352
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:00,000
Nine days
since we sent the update
353
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,581
Nine days
since we sent the update
354
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,049
to the App Store for approval.
355
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,218
What? Nine days?
No, that is way too long.
356
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,000
The version that‘s up right now
is fucking buggy.
357
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,420
The version that‘s up right now
is fucking buggy.
358
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,455
It crashes like half the time
the user tries to update
359
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,524
their pickup locations,
150,000 dropped trips a day.
360
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,000
We‘re losing $4 million
361
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,359
We‘re losing $4 million
362
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,195
every day this update
doesn‘t come out.
363
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,931
Maybe it‘s a glitch.
Maybe Apple is just bogged down.
364
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:18,000
There‘s a ton of new code
in the build,
365
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,165
There‘s a ton of new code
in the build,
366
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:20,533
plus the new language functions.
367
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,769
The App Store does not
get bogged down.
368
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,000
Eddy Cue doesn‘t allow that.
369
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,170
Eddy Cue doesn‘t allow that.
370
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,205
Maybe...
371
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,000
Maybe he knows
the other thing.
372
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,910
Maybe he knows
the other thing.
373
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,385
You buried it deep, right?
374
00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,000
-Right?
-Yes.
375
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,421
-Right?
-Yes.
376
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,258
Yes, yes. He can‘t know.
377
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,196
All right, then cool.
378
00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,498
I mean, I‘m gonna
see Eddy Cue at Code, right?
379
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,000
I‘ll work him over.
I‘ll say, like,
380
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,033
I‘ll work him over.
I‘ll say, like,
381
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:55,435
he‘s not trying to hurt us,
you know.
382
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,070
He needs us.
383
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,038
We‘re the number one app
in the App Store, right?
384
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,000
If Uber‘s all glitchy
and we‘re losing users,
385
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,740
If Uber‘s all glitchy
and we‘re losing users,
386
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,008
it‘s not just us losing.
387
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,710
Apple loses too, okay?
388
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,178
I go to Code, I crush it.
389
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,000
By the way,
then the board sees
390
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,713
By the way,
then the board sees
391
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,814
-they can‘t vote against me.
-[knocks]
392
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:24,000
Yeah, let me introduce you.
393
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,531
Yeah, let me introduce you.
394
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:27,834
Hey, I found her
wandering around out front.
395
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,000
New hire on your
Site Reliability Section,
396
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,536
New hire on your
Site Reliability Section,
397
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,372
so I know she‘s a rock star.
398
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,173
I mean, I‘m an engineer, not a--
399
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,000
Leave her with me so I can give
her the rock star treatment.
400
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,276
Leave her with me so I can give
her the rock star treatment.
401
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,381
I knew I hired on
at the right place.
402
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,000
Yeah. No doubt.
See you around the water cooler.
403
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,616
Yeah. No doubt.
See you around the water cooler.
404
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,552
I remember your résumé.
405
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,000
Double major from Penn
in physics.
406
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,321
Double major from Penn
in physics.
407
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,290
And, wait, don‘t tell me,
all right?
408
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,959
I love a woman
who does double Penn.
409
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,000
Philosophy.
410
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,960
Philosophy.
411
00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,832
I‘m really excited
to be working here.
412
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:00,000
Feels like sailing
over the moon.
413
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,734
Feels like sailing
over the moon.
414
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,770
Poetic.
415
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,571
Uh, where did you grow up?
416
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:06,000
Where‘d you go to high school?
417
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,940
Where‘d you go to high school?
418
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,574
Homeschooled.
Self-taught, really.
419
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,176
In Arizona.
420
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,000
You don‘t look homeschooled.
421
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,044
You don‘t look homeschooled.
422
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,215
I‘ve been studying
our platform,
423
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,000
and I already have ideas
on how to begin
424
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,284
and I already have ideas
on how to begin
425
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,186
standardizing some of our
microservices.
426
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,221
A self-starter.
427
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,000
[chuckles]
You‘ll do well here.
428
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,925
[chuckles]
You‘ll do well here.
429
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:30,000
Uh, just, um, pick any spot
to work and dive right in.
430
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,763
Uh, just, um, pick any spot
to work and dive right in.
431
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:31,830
Okay.
432
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:46,079
[Kamel] Habibti, I’m going
to stay in the city tonight.
433
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,680
[Zahra, on phone]
Can‘t you come home?
434
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:48,000
Got to get an early start.
You know that.
435
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,449
Got to get an early start.
You know that.
436
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,150
So wake up early.
437
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:52,785
I‘ll get up with you,
make strong coffee.
438
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,000
I get more sleep this way.
439
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,388
I get more sleep this way.
440
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,022
Where will you stay?
441
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:00,000
With a driver friend.
442
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,393
With a driver friend.
443
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,161
He has an extra bedroom.
444
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:04,230
The money is worthless
if I never see you.
445
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,598
If the kids don‘t.
446
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,000
Quality time in the dark
isn‘t so great
447
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,467
Quality time in the dark
isn‘t so great
448
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,368
when I can‘t pay
the electricity bill.
449
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,000
[speaking Arabic]
450
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,371
[speaking Arabic]
451
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,807
I‘ll see you tomorrow.
452
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,000
[computer chimes]
453
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,656
[computer chimes]
454
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,431
[typing]
455
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,000
[computer chiming]
456
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,753
[computer chiming]
457
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,000
[indistinct chatter]
458
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,364
[indistinct chatter]
459
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,000
TK, Eddy Cue, nine o‘clock.
460
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,177
TK, Eddy Cue, nine o‘clock.
461
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,546
Going in hot.
462
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,254
Now, whose plus-one are you?
463
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,000
Oh, you‘re with the waitstaff?
I‘ll take a dry gin martini.
464
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,458
Oh, you‘re with the waitstaff?
I‘ll take a dry gin martini.
465
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,959
[laughs]
I can‘t say I‘m exactly happy
466
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,627
to see you here
tonight though, huh?
467
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:42,000
-Why is that, Travis?
-‘Cause you should be
468
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,262
-Why is that, Travis?
-‘Cause you should be
469
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:46,265
in your office rubber-stamping
our app update.
470
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,000
Come on, your guys
are killing me.
471
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,034
Come on, your guys
are killing me.
472
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,469
Can you put a boot
in someone‘s ass, get this done?
473
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,471
Sure thing, TK.
Anything for you.
474
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,473
It‘s my raison d‘être.
475
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,000
And text me a list of what else
you‘d like me to do for you.
476
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,608
And text me a list of what else
you‘d like me to do for you.
477
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,210
I didn‘t mean it like that.
478
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,644
I‘m just saying,
I got to get this done.
479
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,000
My guys are all over me.
480
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,313
My guys are all over me.
481
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,114
Okay.
482
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,620
[jazzy music playing]
483
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,000
Oh, look at this.
484
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,560
Oh, look at this.
485
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,562
Picture me and Sergey Brin
in TechCrunch
486
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,000
jamming over dinner.
487
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,030
jamming over dinner.
488
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:19,432
Think the board
can shut their mouths
489
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:20,766
about our public image problem,
huh?
490
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,601
[both laugh]
491
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:28,941
-Sergey, it‘s such a pleasure.
-It‘s so good to see you.
492
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,145
I never thought
I‘d say this,
493
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,447
but he is totally pulling off
those Crocs.
494
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,000
Sergey, it‘s a pleasure.
495
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,916
Sergey, it‘s a pleasure.
496
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,418
[Travis] Yeah, for him,
the Crocs are a power move.
497
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:44,290
Hi, partner.
498
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,858
It‘s great to be
breaking bread with you.
499
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,126
Is this, uh, table four?
500
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,000
I‘m supposed
to be at table four.
501
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,894
I‘m supposed
to be at table four.
502
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,138
-Hello. Hi, how are you?
-Hi.
503
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,000
[Sergey]
Pleasure. I‘m Sergey.
504
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,473
[Sergey]
Pleasure. I‘m Sergey.
505
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,041
[Gabi]
Gabi.
506
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:05,244
Our endgame is to build
the TCP/IP for real life.
507
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,000
Like, I want to be
the packet switching
508
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,113
Like, I want to be
the packet switching
509
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,115
for the physical world.
510
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,000
Well, you‘d first have to turn
each shipment and passenger
511
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,251
Well, you‘d first have to turn
each shipment and passenger
512
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,520
into the same uniform size.
513
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,756
That‘s what they said
to the Wright brothers
514
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,000
about fixed-wing
air travel, right?
515
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,158
about fixed-wing
air travel, right?
516
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,494
That was a different problem
entirely.
517
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:24,000
No, I know that.
I‘m just saying it‘s--
518
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,430
No, I know that.
I‘m just saying it‘s--
519
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:28,134
So, um, your mother
is from Beijing, Gabi?
520
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,869
Have you ever been?
521
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:30,000
Uh, no, only once
when I was a baby.
522
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,205
Uh, no, only once
when I was a baby.
523
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,106
But I‘ve got relatives that
I‘m hoping to go and meet--
524
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:36,000
Hold on, did you have research
done on her or something?
525
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,309
Hold on, did you have research
done on her or something?
526
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,012
I bet you could give me a bio
527
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,480
on, like,
everybody in this room, huh?
528
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,000
[Sergey]
Oh, I was just asking
529
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,349
[Sergey]
Oh, I was just asking
530
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,885
where she was from
while you were ordering, man.
531
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,924
So when you go, uh, you should
take the Hutong Food Tour.
532
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,000
They‘re these alleyways
with different stalls.
533
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,828
They‘re these alleyways
with different stalls.
534
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,529
-Each stall has its-- oh...
-[reporter] Sergey!
535
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,000
[camera shutters click]
536
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,934
[camera shutters click]
537
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:06,000
Uh, each stall is another
sort of exotic, uh, delicacy.
538
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,772
Uh, each stall is another
sort of exotic, uh, delicacy.
539
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,141
I ate a snow leopard paw.
540
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,000
The paw of a snow leopard.
541
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,078
The paw of a snow leopard.
542
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:15,881
What they do is they take
the leopard‘s paw and crack it.
543
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,353
[Tarantino]
You think you know her,
544
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,887
but that‘s just ‘cause
you know her name.
545
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,000
Arianna Huffington.
546
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,557
Arianna Huffington.
547
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,626
This is not somebody
who says the first thing
548
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,594
that pops into her cabeza,
Daddy-o.
549
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,000
If a chess grandmaster
is always three steps ahead,
550
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,764
If a chess grandmaster
is always three steps ahead,
551
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,499
this gal is on
the moving sidewalk
552
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,134
while you‘re still
tying your shoestrings.
553
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,000
She started a news
and culture website
554
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,969
She started a news
and culture website
555
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,271
where the writers
didn‘t get paid
556
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:39,505
fucking dick for their writing.
557
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,000
And she went ahead and sold it
for $300 million.
558
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,475
And she went ahead and sold it
for $300 million.
559
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:46,746
And she was just getting
her motor revving.
560
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:47,879
-[waiter[ Sir.
-Thank you.
561
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,000
The notorious
bad boy of tech.
562
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,187
The notorious
bad boy of tech.
563
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:58,391
Were you offended
by my Boober comment too?
564
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,000
Because I‘ll tell you
what I told my publicist,
565
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,359
Because I‘ll tell you
what I told my publicist,
566
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,128
I‘m not going
on an apology tour.
567
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,330
Offended? Darling,
you‘re talking to someone
568
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,000
who‘s had to sit at meals with
Bill Maher and Pat Buchanan.
569
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,167
who‘s had to sit at meals with
Bill Maher and Pat Buchanan.
570
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,503
Listen to them talk.
571
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,000
Find common ground.
572
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,271
Find common ground.
573
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,407
The people who would--
thank you.
574
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,942
Who would take offense
at you crowing a little bit
575
00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:18,000
just don‘t understand.
576
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,445
just don‘t understand.
577
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,480
Every successful person
I know
578
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:24,000
enjoys their success
in their own way.
579
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,016
enjoys their success
in their own way.
580
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:27,186
Or they don‘t
stay successful very long.
581
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,822
And they certainly
don‘t feel it.
582
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:30,000
No, serving yourself
is serving your company,
583
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,559
No, serving yourself
is serving your company,
584
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:34,994
which is serving the world.
585
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,000
I‘m--
586
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,395
I‘m--
587
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,664
I know who you are,
Miss Huffington.
588
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,232
-Arianna, please.
-Arianna.
589
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:42,000
And, yes, you are so right.
590
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,335
And, yes, you are so right.
591
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,203
This is what I was trying
to tell my board.
592
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,005
They didn‘t even want me
to show up here.
593
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,907
So many young founders
burn out quickly.
594
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:48,000
Here one year,
gone the next.
595
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,676
Here one year,
gone the next.
596
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:54,000
Because they stopped listening
to their own voice.
597
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,313
Because they stopped listening
to their own voice.
598
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,749
Or because they only
listen to it.
599
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:59,685
But you, Travis,
600
00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:00,000
when I look at you,
601
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,253
when I look at you,
602
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,122
I can see
that you belong here.
603
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,724
Damn straight I do.
604
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:05,958
Uber isn‘t going
anywhere, and neither am I.
605
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:06,000
-Good.
-You know what?
606
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,960
-Good.
-You know what?
607
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:11,130
You should give us
a ride sometime.
608
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,000
If you like it, tweet about us.
And my contact‘s on there too.
609
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,232
If you like it, tweet about us.
And my contact‘s on there too.
610
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:20,005
You are good.
611
00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:22,341
I‘m seeing it all.
612
00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:24,000
I love it.
613
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,043
I love it.
614
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:27,646
If you think you see it all,
give it another think.
615
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,448
Tamara!
616
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,517
[camera shutters click]
617
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,323
[sighs]
618
00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:42,000
[indistinct chatter]
619
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,994
[indistinct chatter]
620
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,966
I got you a drink.
621
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,000
Why? I‘m sober.
622
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,534
Why? I‘m sober.
623
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,035
Oh.
624
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,604
Fucked that up. Sorry.
625
00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:54,000
No, I‘ll be able to resist,
trust me.
626
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,707
No, I‘ll be able to resist,
trust me.
627
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,075
[laughs]
Okay.
628
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,910
Well, more for me,
I guess.
629
00:22:57,943 --> 00:23:00,000
Um, I think it‘s really cool
that you got to come to Code.
630
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,280
Um, I think it‘s really cool
that you got to come to Code.
631
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,649
I‘m really glad you‘re here.
632
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,384
-Yeah, I know, right?
-Yeah.
633
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:06,000
It‘s nice to see all the hard
work paying off, you know?
634
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,153
It‘s nice to see all the hard
work paying off, you know?
635
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,521
Finally made it
to the VIP dinner.
636
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:12,000
Where you belong, for sure.
637
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:12,858
Where you belong, for sure.
638
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:15,194
Ohh. [soft chuckle]
639
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,530
-To the VIP dinner.
-[chuckles] Yeah! There you go.
640
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:18,000
Well, I‘ll be at the hotel pool
tonight if, uh, you should...
641
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,267
Well, I‘ll be at the hotel pool
tonight if, uh, you should...
642
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,636
Oh, I think-- I‘ll see
what Travis wants to do.
643
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:24,000
Hey, I‘m kind of tired.
You ready to go?
644
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,971
Hey, I‘m kind of tired.
You ready to go?
645
00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,072
[Gabi]
Yeah. Sure.
646
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:30,000
It was so nice to meet you.
647
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,810
It was so nice to meet you.
648
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,411
And you, Gabi.
649
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:48,000
Next time you could try being
a little more professional.
650
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,260
Next time you could try being
a little more professional.
651
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:50,196
I was just being polite.
652
00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:51,831
You told me
to impress him.
653
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,666
Not by letting him think
you wanted to fuck him.
654
00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:54,000
If I wanted to,
I could be right now
655
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,502
If I wanted to,
I could be right now
656
00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:58,637
rather than sitting here
and taking this shit from you.
657
00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,000
I didn‘t say
you really wanted to.
658
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,039
I didn‘t say
you really wanted to.
659
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,340
I’m saying
that‘s what he thought.
660
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:02,808
You know, Travis,
I have two moves in that spot.
661
00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:04,577
Walk away, stand in.
662
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,000
I didn‘t want to make a scene
and embarrass you.
663
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,545
I didn‘t want to make a scene
and embarrass you.
664
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:08,714
Well, you did both.
It‘s okay.
665
00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:10,549
Tomorrow, I‘ll just go
to the events by myself,
666
00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:11,817
because I need Sergey
to like me.
667
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:12,000
To focus on me, not you.
668
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,985
To focus on me, not you.
669
00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:36,000
Hey.
670
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,109
Hey.
671
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:41,514
Um, something happened
last night.
672
00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:42,000
I was talking
to Gil and, um...
673
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,649
I was talking
to Gil and, um...
674
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,453
He, uh...
675
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,000
What? Tell me.
676
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,355
What? Tell me.
677
00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:50,656
[sighs]
678
00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:52,157
He touched me.
679
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:54,000
What? That piece of shit.
Are you okay?
680
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:54,827
What? That piece of shit.
Are you okay?
681
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,428
Yeah, I...I‘m good.
I just--
682
00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:58,597
I want to make sure
it doesn‘t happen again.
683
00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:00,000
Okay.
684
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,499
Okay.
685
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,334
I need to know
exactly what happened.
686
00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:06,000
I need to know how badly
I‘m gonna fuck this guy up.
687
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,974
I need to know how badly
I‘m gonna fuck this guy up.
688
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,000
Uh, he...
689
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,712
Uh, he...
690
00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:15,881
Could I get a Diet Coke
with a lime?
691
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:18,000
I will have what she‘s having,
but put rum in mine.
692
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,786
I will have what she‘s having,
but put rum in mine.
693
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:23,855
Hey, we should totally go
for a walk on that beach pass.
694
00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:33,198
I mean, I stopped him,
but yeah.
695
00:25:33,231 --> 00:25:35,000
Yeah, that never
should have happened.
696
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,000
-I really wish it hadn‘t.
-Listen, don‘t worry.
697
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:36,869
-I really wish it hadn‘t.
-Listen, don‘t worry.
698
00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:38,604
I‘m gonna take care of you,
okay? I got it.
699
00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:41,407
I‘m gonna dismantle
that motherfucker.
700
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,000
[sighs]
701
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,075
[sighs]
702
00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:44,577
Okay?
703
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:45,644
Yeah.
704
00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:48,000
I swear to God, Jesus...
705
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,281
I swear to God, Jesus...
706
00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:51,116
Fucking asshole.
707
00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:52,384
It‘s fucked up.
708
00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:03,295
You good?
You want anything?
709
00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:07,766
Not hungry? Okay.
710
00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:21,212
[intense music playing]
711
00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:57,682
[applause]
712
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,788
[man, on loudspeaker]
Bravo!
713
00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:05,124
Very cool, Sergey.
714
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,000
The future is here.
715
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:06,992
The future is here.
716
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:09,495
[Sergey] Yeah, we have a good
feeling about this tech.
717
00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:12,000
Um, but yeah, I said that
about Google Glass, so...
718
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,165
Um, but yeah, I said that
about Google Glass, so...
719
00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:14,566
[laughter]
720
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:16,168
I think top
of everyone‘s mind
721
00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:17,770
is the incredible potential
with this dev.
722
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:18,000
Owning a car
could become antiquated.
723
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,306
Owning a car
could become antiquated.
724
00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:24,000
The entire insurance industry
could disappear.
725
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:24,243
The entire insurance industry
could disappear.
726
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:28,280
Uh, is Google
considering starting
727
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:29,948
a self-driving
ride-hailing service?
728
00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:35,854
Well, the only thing
I can say about that is, uh,
729
00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:36,000
anything is possible.
730
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,656
anything is possible.
731
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:40,859
[applause]
732
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,237
Hey, Drummond!
733
00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:57,409
So that whole "lay low" thing,
that was bullshit, right?
734
00:27:57,442 --> 00:27:59,712
You didn‘t want me to come here
so I wouldn‘t see that.
735
00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:00,000
So I‘d just hear about it
and then settle down
736
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,547
So I‘d just hear about it
and then settle down
737
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,182
before you had
to deal with me.
738
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,084
The settling down part
makes sense, TK. Do it.
739
00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:06,000
Yeah, I almost feel like it,
because my own investors
740
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:06,585
Yeah, I almost feel like it,
because my own investors
741
00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:08,187
are plotting
to render Uber obsolete.
742
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,522
-Plotting? Plotting? Sergey...
-Sergey just got on stage,
743
00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,000
and he demonstrated
the intention and the means
744
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,459
and he demonstrated
the intention and the means
745
00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:15,394
of my demise
while smiling for the camera.
746
00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:17,229
Not the plan at all.
Think about it, TK.
747
00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:18,000
We just invested 250 mil
with you.
748
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,865
We just invested 250 mil
with you.
749
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,401
Why would we throw a grenade
and run right into it?
750
00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:24,000
I don‘t know,
but that‘s what Sergey said.
751
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,002
I don‘t know,
but that‘s what Sergey said.
752
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:26,305
You heard him. Did he tell you
to ask me not to come?
753
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:29,675
Is he trying to get me
out of the way, or is Larry?
754
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:30,000
Larry and Sergey don‘t really
know who you are, TK.
755
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,312
Larry and Sergey don‘t really
know who you are, TK.
756
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:34,747
[scoffs]
757
00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:36,000
I find that a little hard
to believe.
758
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,015
I find that a little hard
to believe.
759
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,817
Sergey was trying to climb
into my girlfriend
760
00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:41,019
pretty good last night.
761
00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,000
Well, I think that was more
about her than you,
762
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,055
Well, I think that was more
about her than you,
763
00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:45,257
and proves my point,
because let me tell you
764
00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:47,960
who he wouldn‘t try
to take a woman from.
765
00:28:47,993 --> 00:28:48,000
Zuck or Bezos.
766
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,894
Zuck or Bezos.
767
00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:54,000
[Arianna]
Smart you came looking for me.
768
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:54,600
[Arianna]
Smart you came looking for me.
769
00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:57,970
That presentation was a direct
attack on you and your business.
770
00:28:58,003 --> 00:28:59,571
Right? But they won‘t cop to it.
771
00:28:59,604 --> 00:29:00,000
I just lost my cool
with David Drummond.
772
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,406
I just lost my cool
with David Drummond.
773
00:29:01,439 --> 00:29:03,842
I couldn‘t let him stand there
and lie to my face.
774
00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:06,000
But, I mean, he‘s our highest
profile investor
775
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:06,011
But, I mean, he‘s our highest
profile investor
776
00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:07,679
with a board seat.
777
00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:09,148
Here‘s what you do.
778
00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:10,816
Find a new investor
with deep pockets,
779
00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:12,000
someone you can put
on the board and count on,
780
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,185
someone you can put
on the board and count on,
781
00:29:13,218 --> 00:29:15,254
to dilute Google‘s influence.
782
00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:17,923
I mean, I have VCs knocking
on my door every day.
783
00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:18,000
But if I‘m gonna
put someone on the board,
784
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,858
But if I‘m gonna
put someone on the board,
785
00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:21,260
I need to trust the fuck
out of them.
786
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,861
I don‘t trust anybody right now.
787
00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:24,000
Well, I would offer myself
for the position,
788
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,596
Well, I would offer myself
for the position,
789
00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:25,931
but there‘s a conflict.
790
00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:28,367
HuffPo covers Uber
too closely.
791
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,000
Second, you need your own
self-driving tech.
792
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,436
Second, you need your own
self-driving tech.
793
00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:34,973
Being the best doesn‘t matter.
Being first does.
794
00:29:35,006 --> 00:29:36,000
Whether you build it
or buy it,
795
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,942
Whether you build it
or buy it,
796
00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:39,577
you need to beat Google
to the product.
797
00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:48,000
Levandowski.
798
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,254
Levandowski.
799
00:29:51,656 --> 00:29:52,957
Kalanick.
800
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,463
Now that we dispensed with
fineries, talk, talking man.
801
00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:00,000
You‘re the one that should be
talking up on that stage.
802
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,500
You‘re the one that should be
talking up on that stage.
803
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,969
Sergey was basking
in the light of your work,
804
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:06,000
but he didn‘t make this car go,
you did.
805
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:06,171
but he didn‘t make this car go,
you did.
806
00:30:06,204 --> 00:30:09,308
And yet they didn‘t
make you head
807
00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:11,877
of Google‘s self-driving unit.
It‘s weird, right?
808
00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:12,000
Oh, you can‘t sow dissent
where it‘s already growing wild.
809
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,280
Oh, you can‘t sow dissent
where it‘s already growing wild.
810
00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,982
They won‘t let me do
open road tests.
811
00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:18,000
Scared of the potential optics
of a crash.
812
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,985
Scared of the potential optics
of a crash.
813
00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:23,689
So they promoted a Larry Page
kiss-ass over me.
814
00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:24,000
You got to break
some egg-shaped cars
815
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,191
You got to break
some egg-shaped cars
816
00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:28,994
to make a fucking
self-driving omelet, right?
817
00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:30,000
Exactly.
818
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,829
Exactly.
819
00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:32,865
But I‘m the only one
with the stones to say that.
820
00:30:32,898 --> 00:30:36,000
You‘re not the only one.
I‘ve always been my own boss.
821
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:36,068
You‘re not the only one.
I‘ve always been my own boss.
822
00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:38,003
I hire geniuses.
823
00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:40,439
I let them say and do
whatever the fuck they want.
824
00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:42,000
Geniuses like you.
825
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,140
Geniuses like you.
826
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,776
Imagine that.
827
00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:46,511
Running your own team.
828
00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:48,000
Calling your own shots.
Isn‘t that what you want?
829
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:48,380
Calling your own shots.
Isn‘t that what you want?
830
00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:49,647
That‘s what I want.
831
00:30:51,116 --> 00:30:52,951
Fuck these guys.
832
00:30:52,984 --> 00:30:54,000
Let‘s beat them.
833
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:54,385
Let‘s beat them.
834
00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:57,489
Oh, that‘s insane.
835
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,291
Oh, I know, I know,
they‘re giants, right?
836
00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:00,000
They are monster
fucking aliens.
837
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,993
They are monster
fucking aliens.
838
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,661
And they think
we‘re the goddamn Looney Tunes.
839
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,430
But guess what?
I‘m Michael Jordan.
840
00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:06,000
And so are you.
841
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:06,698
And so are you.
842
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,235
-How could we both--?
-It‘s a cartoon.
843
00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:12,000
We make the rules.
That‘s what I‘m saying.
844
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,204
We make the rules.
That‘s what I‘m saying.
845
00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:14,506
Yeah. Okay.
846
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:17,209
Taking on Google
with their resources?
847
00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:18,000
It‘s too crazy.
848
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,378
It‘s too crazy.
849
00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:20,612
Too much risk.
850
00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:22,047
Fuck Larry Page.
851
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,000
Fuck Sergey Brin.
Fuck Google, man.
852
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:24,349
Fuck Sergey Brin.
Fuck Google, man.
853
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,118
Those guys?
They‘re the establishment, man.
854
00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:27,619
We‘re the renegades.
855
00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:29,221
I take fear,
I mix it up with some Iams.
856
00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:30,000
I feed it to my dog
for breakfast.
857
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,723
I feed it to my dog
for breakfast.
858
00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:32,958
Google‘s on your damn board,
man.
859
00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:34,426
They‘re calling your shots
860
00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:35,761
no matter how big of a game
you talk.
861
00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:36,000
Wrong. Nobody controls me.
862
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,562
Wrong. Nobody controls me.
863
00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:39,298
Especially my own board.
864
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:42,000
And I made it so by stealing
from Google‘s own playbook.
865
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,067
And I made it so by stealing
from Google‘s own playbook.
866
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:44,803
I gave Uber a dual-class
stock structure too.
867
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:46,338
And me and my boy Garrett,
868
00:31:46,371 --> 00:31:48,000
we are the only ones
with super-voting shares.
869
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,573
we are the only ones
with super-voting shares.
870
00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:51,343
I can block anything that any
board member tries to do.
871
00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:53,945
And I can‘t be fired.
872
00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,020
You‘re a devious motherfucker.
873
00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:04,456
[laughs]
I‘m a disruptor.
874
00:32:04,489 --> 00:32:06,000
Sometimes that means
being a devious motherfucker.
875
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:06,391
Sometimes that means
being a devious motherfucker.
876
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:09,294
Sometimes it means
being an obnoxious asshole.
877
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:12,000
When you‘re ready,
come by my office,
878
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,899
When you‘re ready,
come by my office,
879
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,867
tap on the glass.
880
00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:34,653
"My girlfriend has no problem
finding other partners."
881
00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:36,000
It‘s not as easy for me,
since I‘m always here.
882
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,255
It‘s not as easy for me,
since I‘m always here.
883
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:39,725
The whole
"open relationship" thing
884
00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:41,793
is working out better for her.
885
00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:42,000
I decided I got to look
around here for someone.
886
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,397
I decided I got to look
around here for someone.
887
00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:46,865
Then you walked in.
888
00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,000
[chuckles]
889
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,133
[chuckles]
890
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:49,567
L-O-L.
891
00:32:52,871 --> 00:32:53,905
Winky face.
892
00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:57,642
Mm, God.
893
00:32:57,675 --> 00:32:59,745
That‘s pretty pathetic.
894
00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:00,000
-It really is.
-[laughs]
895
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,280
-It really is.
-[laughs]
896
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,549
I feel kind of bad
for the guy.
897
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,587
I don‘t.
898
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,422
It‘s so easy to just not
say things like that
899
00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:12,000
-to your employees, you know.
-I know.
900
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,224
-to your employees, you know.
-I know.
901
00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:15,994
Just sounds like
he‘s lonely, though.
902
00:33:16,027 --> 00:33:18,000
But that‘s not really an excuse.
903
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,364
But that‘s not really an excuse.
904
00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:23,535
I mean, isn‘t there a protocol
for these kinds of situations?
905
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:24,000
You could put in
a complaint.
906
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,203
You could put in
a complaint.
907
00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:28,040
Craig will be notified.
908
00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:29,808
Technically
it‘s anonymous,
909
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:30,000
but he‘ll probably know
that it came from you.
910
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,743
but he‘ll probably know
that it came from you.
911
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,981
That‘s my only option?
912
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,849
Leadership loves Craig.
913
00:33:37,882 --> 00:33:39,251
He‘s a high performer.
914
00:33:39,284 --> 00:33:41,553
This is a first-time offense
for him.
915
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:42,000
I don‘t really see a need
to ruin his life
916
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,090
I don‘t really see a need
to ruin his life
917
00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:47,091
over something so small.
918
00:33:58,503 --> 00:34:00,000
I don‘t feel comfortable
working under him.
919
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,305
I don‘t feel comfortable
working under him.
920
00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:02,207
We could switch you
to a different team.
921
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,910
But this is the star team.
922
00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:06,000
Because Craig is a star.
923
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,446
Because Craig is a star.
924
00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:16,088
You see?
925
00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,221
[sighs]
926
00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:42,000
Motherfuck! The update‘s
still not out?
927
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,448
Motherfuck! The update‘s
still not out?
928
00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:45,250
The board thinks
it‘s coming out today.
929
00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:46,885
Gurley‘s gonna be
sniffing around our shit
930
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,000
like some fuckin‘ TSA
Belgian Malinois.
931
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,087
like some fuckin‘ TSA
Belgian Malinois.
932
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,322
What the hell‘s
the holdup?
933
00:34:50,355 --> 00:34:51,690
Eddy Cue is friendly,
right?
934
00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:53,825
Yeah, no, that guy
fuckin‘ loves me,
935
00:34:53,858 --> 00:34:54,000
which I do not feel
from my own board.
936
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,927
which I do not feel
from my own board.
937
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,295
I feel... judged.
938
00:34:57,328 --> 00:34:58,763
The board is fuckin‘ legit
939
00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:00,000
being judgy as hell
right now.
940
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,465
being judgy as hell
right now.
941
00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:02,033
I want to add somebody else.
942
00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:03,468
Board won‘t add
unless that person
943
00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:04,970
can bring some serious dough.
944
00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,000
No, I know.
945
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:06,805
No, I know.
946
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:08,607
Anybody I add‘s gonna
buy the ride, don‘t worry.
947
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,408
A huge fuck-you to Drummond.
948
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:12,000
Exactly. Sequoia...
949
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,445
Exactly. Sequoia...
950
00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:15,380
I mean,
they have the capital,
951
00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,382
but fuck them, I‘m not
giving them a second chance.
952
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:18,000
Andreessen, they backed
the other guys.
953
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,217
Andreessen, they backed
the other guys.
954
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,752
Plus, him and Gurley,
955
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:23,955
they‘re like Dom Toretto
and Owen Shaw, so...
956
00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:24,000
[chuckles]
957
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,123
[chuckles]
958
00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:27,025
Um... oh.
959
00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:30,000
What about David Bonderman
at TPG?
960
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,662
What about David Bonderman
at TPG?
961
00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:32,531
TPG?
962
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:34,366
TPG is Google Ventures‘
biggest competitor.
963
00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:36,000
Oh, is it really?
964
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,001
Oh, is it really?
965
00:35:36,034 --> 00:35:38,603
Google will take it
as a declaration of war.
966
00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:42,000
Sergey started the war.
I‘m just gonna win it.
967
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,174
Sergey started the war.
I‘m just gonna win it.
968
00:35:42,207 --> 00:35:44,142
Okay, well, to that end,
969
00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:45,677
I can get you TPG,
970
00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,679
but not Bonderman.
971
00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:48,000
He‘ll put a junior on. Doesn‘t
take board seats anymore.
972
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,015
He‘ll put a junior on. Doesn‘t
take board seats anymore.
973
00:35:50,048 --> 00:35:51,383
No, it‘s gotta be him.
974
00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:53,051
True independent.
975
00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:54,000
I‘m saying, I need somebody
that cannot be
976
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:54,819
I‘m saying, I need somebody
that cannot be
977
00:35:54,852 --> 00:35:56,454
fucked with by my opponents.
978
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:58,757
Then we should go back
to let‘s find someone else.
979
00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:00,000
No.
980
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:00,392
No.
981
00:36:00,425 --> 00:36:01,893
I‘m gonna show you something.
982
00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:05,263
See this?
983
00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:06,000
That‘s Levandowski.
984
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,299
That‘s Levandowski.
985
00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:09,467
I‘m gonna poach him.
He‘s warming to it.
986
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:12,000
I‘m gonna leave these fuckers
with nothing on their plates.
987
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,505
I‘m gonna leave these fuckers
with nothing on their plates.
988
00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:17,943
Strafing the enemy
while they march, oblivious.
989
00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:18,000
Genius strategy.
990
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,678
Genius strategy.
991
00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:21,146
Yeah, but, also,
once we do that,
992
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,114
we have to take it
the whole fuckin‘ way.
993
00:36:23,147 --> 00:36:24,000
Oh, yeah. Knife-gun-
hospital-morgue.
994
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,150
Oh, yeah. Knife-gun-
hospital-morgue.
995
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:28,453
You know, you take from me,
I take tenfold.
996
00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:30,000
They are bigger,
stronger, richer.
997
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,555
They are bigger,
stronger, richer.
998
00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:32,090
We can‘t forget that.
999
00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:33,391
What did...did
David‘s best friend
1000
00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:34,526
say this shit to David
1001
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,760
when he was
loading the rock
1002
00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:36,000
into the fuckin‘ sling?
1003
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,028
into the fuckin‘ sling?
1004
00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:38,330
Oh, you want a sling?
1005
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:40,732
I get you a fuckin‘ sling
by 3:00.
1006
00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:42,000
My job is to lay out
the facts
1007
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,068
My job is to lay out
the facts
1008
00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:44,569
and have your back
no matter what.
1009
00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:46,938
You want to do this,
we fuckin‘ do it.
1010
00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:48,000
Yeah, I‘ve been spoiling
to fight these pricks
1011
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,707
Yeah, I‘ve been spoiling
to fight these pricks
1012
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,709
ever since they made us
come begging to ‘em for money.
1013
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,510
I‘ll get you that meeting
with Bonderman.
1014
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,000
Then, well,
it‘ll be up to you.
1015
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,013
Then, well,
it‘ll be up to you.
1016
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,014
Let‘s fuckin‘ go.
1017
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,148
Let‘s fuckin‘ go.
1018
00:37:03,187 --> 00:37:05,056
Hey, I didn‘t bring it up,
1019
00:37:05,089 --> 00:37:06,000
because I know you‘re dealing
with a lot right now...
1020
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,758
because I know you‘re dealing
with a lot right now...
1021
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,062
but that interview...
1022
00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:12,000
Uh, don‘t worry about that.
1023
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,331
Uh, don‘t worry about that.
1024
00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:15,600
It‘s a public persona thing.
1025
00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:17,769
You know,
Dean Martin drank milk,
1026
00:37:17,802 --> 00:37:18,000
but he acted like a drunk.
1027
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,437
but he acted like a drunk.
1028
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:21,439
[Gabi] I mean,
I wish you didn‘t have to do
1029
00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:22,773
the posturing part.
1030
00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:29,080
But I get it.
1031
00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:30,000
And I know the real you.
1032
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,581
And I know the real you.
1033
00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:36,000
See, I wish I could have you
on my fucking board.
1034
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,254
See, I wish I could have you
on my fucking board.
1035
00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:37,889
[chuckles]
1036
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,091
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1037
00:37:40,124 --> 00:37:42,000
Oh, my God.
1038
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,227
Oh, my God.
1039
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,063
They‘d be so distracted by you,
they wouldn‘t say shit to me.
1040
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,931
[laughs]
Can you imagine that?
1041
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,769
[Gurley]
The best thing about Travis
1042
00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:52,804
is he‘ll run through walls
to win.
1043
00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:54,000
The worst thing about him is,
he thinks everything‘s a wall.
1044
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,474
The worst thing about him is,
he thinks everything‘s a wall.
1045
00:37:56,507 --> 00:37:58,476
Have you lost faith in him?
1046
00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:00,000
No. No.
1047
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,313
No. No.
1048
00:38:01,346 --> 00:38:02,714
It‘s just that he‘s got
unfettered power,
1049
00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:04,215
which we helped give him,
1050
00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:05,950
and he‘s spinning
off course a bit.
1051
00:38:05,983 --> 00:38:06,000
We just need to be his bumpers.
1052
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,687
We just need to be his bumpers.
1053
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,689
Help keep this thing
from heading toward the gutter.
1054
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:12,000
We redirect him in a small way.
He sees that it‘s better.
1055
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,327
We redirect him in a small way.
He sees that it‘s better.
1056
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,661
Then we can work with him.
1057
00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:18,000
I get it,
but Travis has more power
1058
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:18,229
I get it,
but Travis has more power
1059
00:38:18,262 --> 00:38:20,899
than any of us
because of his super shares.
1060
00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:23,234
Exactly.
1061
00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:24,000
Our hope is to team up.
1062
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,003
Our hope is to team up.
1063
00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:26,938
We can‘t bully him.
1064
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,000
But if we sit back right now,
we do nothing, might lose him.
1065
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,842
But if we sit back right now,
we do nothing, might lose him.
1066
00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:33,177
Might not be able
to reach him again.
1067
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:36,000
Now is the moment
for intervention.
1068
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,115
Now is the moment
for intervention.
1069
00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:42,000
So on the tipping thing,
we need your vote.
1070
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,122
So on the tipping thing,
we need your vote.
1071
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,124
Oh, I see that.
1072
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,000
I see that you do.
1073
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:48,092
I see that you do.
1074
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:54,000
Look, Travis threw a tantrum
in front of me at Code.
1075
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,867
Look, Travis threw a tantrum
in front of me at Code.
1076
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,168
At me, really.
1077
00:38:57,201 --> 00:38:59,571
I didn‘t like how he talked
1078
00:38:59,604 --> 00:39:00,000
about my guys
Larry and Sergey.
1079
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,839
about my guys
Larry and Sergey.
1080
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:06,000
That ego is getting in the way.
It needs to be checked.
1081
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,377
That ego is getting in the way.
It needs to be checked.
1082
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,981
I‘m in.
1083
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,000
[elevator bell dings]
1084
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:18,889
[elevator bell dings]
1085
00:39:24,262 --> 00:39:26,764
[Tarantino]
David fucking Bonderman.
1086
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,167
Bondo.
1087
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,000
-[coins clinking]
-[music playing]
1088
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,668
-[coins clinking]
-[music playing]
1089
00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:32,971
Guy manages about a trillion
1090
00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:35,272
through the private
equity shop, TPG.
1091
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,878
His investments sprinkle fairy
dust throughout the Valley.
1092
00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:44,849
Unparalleled brutality
in the boardroom.
1093
00:39:46,951 --> 00:39:48,000
This guy is
the motherfucking ringer.
1094
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,155
This guy is
the motherfucking ringer.
1095
00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:52,891
Revenue. Growth projections.
Some security measures.
1096
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:54,000
Do you want to go through
any of that?
1097
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:54,359
Do you want to go through
any of that?
1098
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,728
I don‘t pick pepper
out of fly shit.
1099
00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:58,263
I know the numbers.
1100
00:39:58,296 --> 00:40:00,000
You want my $90 million,
1101
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:00,198
You want my $90 million,
1102
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:03,568
you should know a board seat
comes our way in exchange.
1103
00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:05,870
Not our way. Comes to you.
1104
00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:06,000
Oh, I don‘t do that anymore.
1105
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,772
Oh, I don‘t do that anymore.
1106
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:11,443
I have a suite full
of vice presidents to pick from.
1107
00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:12,000
One of them will take the seat
and get granular.
1108
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,878
One of them will take the seat
and get granular.
1109
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:15,713
No deal. It‘s got to be you.
1110
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:18,000
Not sure you know
what you‘re asking.
1111
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:18,383
Not sure you know
what you‘re asking.
1112
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,952
-[chuckles]
-I have to put juniors
1113
00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:23,888
in these board seats because of
the scale of our operation.
1114
00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:24,000
Downside is, a younger man
might get swayed by a founder.
1115
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,592
Downside is, a younger man
might get swayed by a founder.
1116
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,194
I won‘t.
1117
00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:30,000
No puppet strings attached.
1118
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,430
No puppet strings attached.
1119
00:40:32,463 --> 00:40:36,000
I call my own shots and cast
my votes the way I see fit.
1120
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,001
I call my own shots and cast
my votes the way I see fit.
1121
00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:41,673
That isn‘t exactly what some
past operators were looking for.
1122
00:40:41,706 --> 00:40:42,000
And they learned the hard way.
1123
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,641
And they learned the hard way.
1124
00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:45,310
Well, that is what
I‘m looking for.
1125
00:40:45,343 --> 00:40:47,312
So if it‘s not your ass
in the seat,
1126
00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:48,000
$90 million or not,
1127
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,447
$90 million or not,
1128
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,682
no deal.
1129
00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:54,000
[intense music playing]
1130
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,986
[intense music playing]
1131
00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:10,969
-[elevator dings]
-David.
1132
00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:12,000
See you soon.
1133
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,336
See you soon.
1134
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:18,000
Fuck yeah.
1135
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:18,709
Fuck yeah.
1136
00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:23,281
-It‘s the entire list.
-Oh, my God. Yeah, okay.
1137
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:24,000
-This is it.
-Here he is.
1138
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,950
-This is it.
-Here he is.
1139
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:27,519
So Olivia Longociu
just published
1140
00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:30,000
our entire list
of data access permissions.
1141
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:30,955
our entire list
of data access permissions.
1142
00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:34,692
-You goin‘ to the sandwich shop?
-Yeah, let‘s do it.
1143
00:41:34,725 --> 00:41:36,000
[indistinct small talk
and laughter]
1144
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,194
[indistinct small talk
and laughter]
1145
00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:47,005
So I know for sure
that Maia‘s fucking someone.
1146
00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:48,000
That sucks.
1147
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,540
That sucks.
1148
00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:49,874
How‘d you find out?
1149
00:41:49,907 --> 00:41:50,941
For real?
1150
00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:57,615
I looked at her GPS data
through Heaven.
1151
00:41:57,648 --> 00:42:00,000
She Ubered to a residential
address on Saturday night,
1152
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,286
She Ubered to a residential
address on Saturday night,
1153
00:42:01,319 --> 00:42:03,420
and didn‘t leave
until Sunday morning.
1154
00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:06,000
[Pete]
If you find a trail of gold,
1155
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:06,391
[Pete]
If you find a trail of gold,
1156
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:08,226
you can‘t be sad
when it runs out.
1157
00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:09,927
Just be glad you got some gold.
1158
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:18,000
-All of them?
-[Hazelbaker] Yes, all of them.
1159
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:18,169
-All of them?
-[Hazelbaker] Yes, all of them.
1160
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:21,205
Everyone who reads it will know
that we access users‘ messages,
1161
00:42:21,238 --> 00:42:22,507
cameras, contacts, GPS,
1162
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,000
even after the app‘s
been closed.
1163
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,042
even after the app‘s
been closed.
1164
00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:26,911
The comments on this article
are animated.
1165
00:42:26,944 --> 00:42:29,213
Animated? I mean,
they‘re inflamed.
1166
00:42:29,246 --> 00:42:30,000
Okay, okay, we‘re gonna
handle this directly, all right?
1167
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,383
Okay, okay, we‘re gonna
handle this directly, all right?
1168
00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:34,419
We‘re gonna put out a release,
talk about the context
1169
00:42:34,452 --> 00:42:36,000
of all of our data access
permissions.
1170
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:36,387
of all of our data access
permissions.
1171
00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:40,258
-Apple just rejected the update.
-Shit. Did Cue see the article?
1172
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,792
[cell phone vibrates]
1173
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:48,000
Eddy, what‘s up, man?
1174
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,266
Eddy, what‘s up, man?
1175
00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:51,069
Travis, your build breaks
dozens of App Store rules.
1176
00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:52,637
It‘s an abomination.
1177
00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:54,000
Okay, look, I‘m sure we can
figure this out.
1178
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,973
Okay, look, I‘m sure we can
figure this out.
1179
00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:57,575
User privacy is the goddamned
first tenet of Apple.
1180
00:42:57,608 --> 00:42:59,644
You‘re following
your customers home.
1181
00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:00,000
We have very legitimate reasons
for why we access the data.
1182
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,880
We have very legitimate reasons
for why we access the data.
1183
00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:04,616
Change it, all of it,
1184
00:43:04,649 --> 00:43:06,000
if you want to stay
in the App Store.
1185
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,050
if you want to stay
in the App Store.
1186
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,585
Otherwise, we will erase Uber.
1187
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,222
[phone clatters]
1188
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,000
You got it, Eddy.
I‘ll fix it.
1189
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,924
You got it, Eddy.
I‘ll fix it.
1190
00:43:18,129 --> 00:43:20,331
I‘ve never heard of Eddy Cue
calling a CEO directly.
1191
00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:22,800
Yeah. Fuck, that‘s scary.
1192
00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:24,000
Our entire business depends
on staying in the App Store.
1193
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,238
Our entire business depends
on staying in the App Store.
1194
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:30,000
This is bad, Travis. I mean,
this really is apocalyptic bad.
1195
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,408
This is bad, Travis. I mean,
this really is apocalyptic bad.
1196
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,410
Am I surrounded by a bunch
of doomsday preppers now?
1197
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,178
-Is that what‘s happening?
-Wait, wait, wait.
1198
00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:36,000
If Apple wanted to execute us,
1199
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:36,147
If Apple wanted to execute us,
1200
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:39,150
Tim Cook would have
called himself.
1201
00:43:39,183 --> 00:43:41,486
We‘re one of the biggest apps
of all time.
1202
00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:42,000
That is true.
1203
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,122
That is true.
1204
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:46,124
And they know we know that.
1205
00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:47,825
It‘s a bluff.
1206
00:43:47,858 --> 00:43:48,000
[sighs]
1207
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,060
[sighs]
1208
00:43:49,093 --> 00:43:50,361
They‘re bluffing.
1209
00:43:50,394 --> 00:43:52,329
[laughs]
1210
00:43:54,665 --> 00:43:56,534
Okay, but just because you know
someone‘s bluffing,
1211
00:43:56,567 --> 00:43:59,603
that doesn‘t mean it‘s your
moment to make a stand.
1212
00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:06,000
Change the app.
We‘re gonna play by the rules.
1213
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,411
Change the app.
We‘re gonna play by the rules.
1214
00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:08,112
Do it now, fast.
Thank you, everybody.
1215
00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:15,319
Good read.
1216
00:44:15,352 --> 00:44:18,000
Where‘d you get that, uh,
that bit about bluffing?
1217
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,423
Where‘d you get that, uh,
that bit about bluffing?
1218
00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:19,657
Bill Gurley.
1219
00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:21,059
[both laugh]
1220
00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:22,593
Smart guy, right?
1221
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,000
Bill motherfucking Gurley.
1222
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,070
Bill motherfucking Gurley.
1223
00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:33,437
[knocks desk]
1224
00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:36,000
Will you get me
a six-pack of Pacifico?
1225
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,041
Will you get me
a six-pack of Pacifico?
1226
00:44:51,555 --> 00:44:53,891
What‘s up?
1227
00:44:53,924 --> 00:44:54,000
-Olivia Lungociu.
-Journalist at Madding Crowd
1228
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,394
-Olivia Lungociu.
-Journalist at Madding Crowd
1229
00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:57,628
just fucked us hard
in her column.
1230
00:44:57,661 --> 00:44:59,764
Open her up
quick and quiet.
1231
00:44:59,797 --> 00:45:00,000
She needs to be
fucking neutralized.
1232
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,266
She needs to be
fucking neutralized.
1233
00:45:02,299 --> 00:45:04,202
I‘ll see what I can find.
1234
00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:06,000
The more personal,
the better.
1235
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:06,170
The more personal,
the better.
1236
00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:13,811
[man] Hey.
1237
00:45:13,844 --> 00:45:15,012
Uh...
1238
00:45:17,581 --> 00:45:18,000
Travis said that you were upset
the other night in L.A.
1239
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,552
Travis said that you were upset
the other night in L.A.
1240
00:45:23,254 --> 00:45:24,000
Yeah, uh...
1241
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,857
Yeah, uh...
1242
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:29,293
I‘m sorry.
Like, I was drunk.
1243
00:45:29,326 --> 00:45:30,000
So...
1244
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:30,394
So...
1245
00:45:32,596 --> 00:45:33,630
Um...
1246
00:45:35,933 --> 00:45:36,000
but you went
to our fucking boss?
1247
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,736
but you went
to our fucking boss?
1248
00:45:38,769 --> 00:45:40,304
Like, I thought
you had balls.
1249
00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:42,000
[chuckles]
I‘m sorry, "balls"?
1250
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:42,440
[chuckles]
I‘m sorry, "balls"?
1251
00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:44,808
You‘re employee
number four.
1252
00:45:46,811 --> 00:45:48,000
Plus, I thought you were...
1253
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,046
Plus, I thought you were...
1254
00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:51,415
down.
1255
00:45:51,448 --> 00:45:52,750
For fuck‘s sake.
1256
00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,156
[scoffs]
1257
00:46:08,899 --> 00:46:10,234
-[knocks]
-Hey, TK.
1258
00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:12,000
-Yeah?
-That thing we, uh,
1259
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:12,870
-Yeah?
-That thing we, uh,
1260
00:46:12,903 --> 00:46:15,206
talked about,
the, uh, Gil situation.
1261
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,607
Yeah.
1262
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,000
You handled it, right?
1263
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,576
You handled it, right?
1264
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,711
Absolutely. Yeah, I told him
to knock it off.
1265
00:46:20,744 --> 00:46:23,915
And if he didn‘t, then I would
punch his ticket out of here
1266
00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:24,000
and out of the whole
legal profession.
1267
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,617
and out of the whole
legal profession.
1268
00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:29,753
That‘s it?
1269
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,125
What else?
1270
00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:36,000
He‘s not gonna do it again.
1271
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:36,127
He‘s not gonna do it again.
1272
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,428
If he does,
you just let me know.
1273
00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:39,630
Maybe that doesn‘t mean so much
1274
00:46:39,663 --> 00:46:41,766
coming from the Boober guy.
1275
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:42,000
[chuckles]
1276
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,066
[chuckles]
1277
00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:45,803
It‘s a persona.
1278
00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:47,438
Why doesn‘t anybody
understand this?
1279
00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:48,000
Dean Martin drank milk.
1280
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,707
Dean Martin drank milk.
1281
00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:52,777
What? No, that was counter-spin.
He had fucking liver failure.
1282
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,000
Okay, look, I already have
a girlfriend and a mom
1283
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,347
Okay, look, I already have
a girlfriend and a mom
1284
00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:58,115
and two publicists
up my ass about this.
1285
00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,000
Can you not also try
to climb in right now?
1286
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,485
Can you not also try
to climb in right now?
1287
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,790
It‘s just kind of hard
to do my job
1288
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:06,000
when I‘m surrounded by creeps.
1289
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,159
when I‘m surrounded by creeps.
1290
00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:09,994
Look, you hire the asshole
every time,
1291
00:47:10,027 --> 00:47:12,000
and then you let them do and say
whatever the fuck they want,
1292
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,098
and then you let them do and say
whatever the fuck they want,
1293
00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:15,933
and you‘re not the one
who has to pay the price.
1294
00:47:15,966 --> 00:47:17,768
-I am.
-What would you like me to do?
1295
00:47:17,801 --> 00:47:18,000
Fire him?
1296
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,338
Fire him?
1297
00:47:20,371 --> 00:47:22,206
Look, if I fired
every asshole in here,
1298
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,000
there‘d be no one left.
1299
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:24,408
there‘d be no one left.
1300
00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:28,279
How about this?
1301
00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:30,000
How about we focus on what these
assholes are helping us build,
1302
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,350
How about we focus on what these
assholes are helping us build,
1303
00:47:32,383 --> 00:47:35,052
and why it takes assholes
to get it done.
1304
00:47:36,754 --> 00:47:38,990
The point-five percent
that you own,
1305
00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:42,000
that‘s gonna be worth
tens of millions of dollars.
1306
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:42,092
that‘s gonna be worth
tens of millions of dollars.
1307
00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:48,000
[sighs]
1308
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:48,565
[sighs]
1309
00:47:50,134 --> 00:47:51,435
Yeah.
1310
00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:05,182
[Gurley]
How did your meeting go?
1311
00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:06,000
[chuckles]
1312
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,150
[chuckles]
1313
00:48:08,652 --> 00:48:10,154
You got private eyes
following me?
1314
00:48:10,187 --> 00:48:11,789
Oh, you know this town.
1315
00:48:11,822 --> 00:48:12,000
Nothing stays a secret
for too long.
1316
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,724
Nothing stays a secret
for too long.
1317
00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:15,592
Or in this company,
it seems.
1318
00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:18,000
Anyway, uh,
it was a bit unexpected.
1319
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,900
Anyway, uh,
it was a bit unexpected.
1320
00:48:22,933 --> 00:48:24,000
He was insistent that I‘d be
joining you fellas personally.
1321
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,237
He was insistent that I‘d be
joining you fellas personally.
1322
00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:27,838
That was a term.
1323
00:48:27,871 --> 00:48:29,507
Well, that would be ideal.
1324
00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:30,000
The board could use
a little less spinnaker,
1325
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,175
The board could use
a little less spinnaker,
1326
00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:32,443
a little more rudder.
1327
00:48:32,476 --> 00:48:34,111
[chuckles]
1328
00:48:34,144 --> 00:48:35,513
What‘d you tell him?
1329
00:48:35,546 --> 00:48:36,000
Same thing I‘ll be telling you.
1330
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,381
Same thing I‘ll be telling you.
1331
00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:38,616
I‘m no bandleader.
1332
00:48:38,649 --> 00:48:40,217
No.
1333
00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:42,000
And that‘s what
we‘re counting on.
1334
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,253
And that‘s what
we‘re counting on.
1335
00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:44,455
You‘ve always responded to good
sense with good sense, David.
1336
00:48:44,488 --> 00:48:47,058
[Drummond] And we would be
expecting that to continue.
1337
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,000
You‘d be joining
at a crucial point.
1338
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,226
You‘d be joining
at a crucial point.
1339
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:52,462
We need to keep this unicorn
from running right off a cliff.
1340
00:48:55,799 --> 00:48:58,102
I‘m throwing 89 mil
into this thing,
1341
00:48:58,135 --> 00:49:00,000
and you‘re telling me
that‘s a possibility?
1342
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:00,071
and you‘re telling me
that‘s a possibility?
1343
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:01,973
[Gurley] No, no, look,
it‘s just a question
1344
00:49:02,006 --> 00:49:03,441
of slowing the kid‘s roll
a little bit,
1345
00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:06,000
helping him grow
into the leader he almost is.
1346
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:06,544
helping him grow
into the leader he almost is.
1347
00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:07,945
Kid‘s cocky.
1348
00:49:07,978 --> 00:49:10,514
He‘s, uh, flashy.
1349
00:49:10,547 --> 00:49:12,000
He‘s brash.
1350
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:12,616
He‘s brash.
1351
00:49:12,649 --> 00:49:15,252
I think most of the greats
have those characteristics.
1352
00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:16,520
Or did, at one point.
1353
00:49:16,553 --> 00:49:18,000
Agreed.
1354
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:18,122
Agreed.
1355
00:49:18,155 --> 00:49:20,124
Travis has all the qualities
1356
00:49:20,157 --> 00:49:22,626
of an exceptional
founder-slash-CEO.
1357
00:49:22,659 --> 00:49:24,000
But he thinks he‘s still
killing giants.
1358
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:24,729
But he thinks he‘s still
killing giants.
1359
00:49:24,762 --> 00:49:26,330
[Gurley]
That‘s a good way to put it.
1360
00:49:26,363 --> 00:49:29,133
Hell, you know
how this goes, David.
1361
00:49:29,166 --> 00:49:30,000
Just trying to rein the kid in,
that‘s all.
1362
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,469
Just trying to rein the kid in,
that‘s all.
1363
00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:41,311
Shit.
1364
00:49:44,548 --> 00:49:45,783
All right.
1365
00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,184
[clears throat]
1366
00:49:47,217 --> 00:49:48,000
I trust your take.
How do we play it?
1367
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,320
I trust your take.
How do we play it?
1368
00:49:49,353 --> 00:49:53,090
We‘ll persuade Travis to add
another board seat to your deal
1369
00:49:53,123 --> 00:49:54,000
and appoint someone you trust.
1370
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,826
and appoint someone you trust.
1371
00:49:55,859 --> 00:49:58,095
That‘ll get us
most of the way to control.
1372
00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:00,000
[music playing]
1373
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,431
[music playing]
1374
00:50:06,070 --> 00:50:07,237
How‘s it going?
1375
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,000
You know what?
1376
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:24,221
You know what?
1377
00:50:24,254 --> 00:50:25,890
Why don‘t you guys
enjoy these?
1378
00:50:25,923 --> 00:50:27,591
I have no use for them anymore.
1379
00:50:31,628 --> 00:50:33,130
[elevator dings]
1380
00:50:33,163 --> 00:50:34,698
Let me get back to you, Rich.
1381
00:50:34,731 --> 00:50:36,000
I know you‘re not happy with me
1382
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:36,867
I know you‘re not happy with me
1383
00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:39,703
and how I‘m running
my company.
1384
00:50:39,736 --> 00:50:41,405
Well, it‘s nothing
that we can‘t talk out.
1385
00:50:41,438 --> 00:50:42,000
Yeah, that‘s what I thought
at first.
1386
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,074
Yeah, that‘s what I thought
at first.
1387
00:50:43,107 --> 00:50:44,542
And I came here
to make peace.
1388
00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:46,444
But you know what?
I have an offer instead.
1389
00:50:46,477 --> 00:50:48,000
I‘ll buy back
all of your shares,
1390
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:48,279
I‘ll buy back
all of your shares,
1391
00:50:48,312 --> 00:50:50,381
market value, $300 million,
1392
00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:52,315
and you can walk away.
1393
00:50:54,785 --> 00:50:55,986
That‘s not what I do.
1394
00:50:57,821 --> 00:51:00,000
I build great companies.
Companies that change the world.
1395
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:00,991
I build great companies.
Companies that change the world.
1396
00:51:01,024 --> 00:51:03,360
I don‘t take the money and run,
Travis.
1397
00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:05,729
I‘m the guy that stays.
1398
00:51:07,931 --> 00:51:09,467
So it‘s come to this?
1399
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:12,000
For Christ‘s sake,
it doesn‘t have to.
1400
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:12,570
For Christ‘s sake,
it doesn‘t have to.
1401
00:51:12,603 --> 00:51:15,773
Listen, your drivers
are miserable.
1402
00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:18,000
And if you won‘t listen to me,
why don‘t you listen to them?
1403
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:18,442
And if you won‘t listen to me,
why don‘t you listen to them?
1404
00:51:18,475 --> 00:51:20,644
And if this trajectory
continues,
1405
00:51:20,677 --> 00:51:22,446
people will stop
getting into Ubers.
1406
00:51:22,479 --> 00:51:24,000
Aw, just like they‘re gonna stop
shopping at Walmart
1407
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,716
Aw, just like they‘re gonna stop
shopping at Walmart
1408
00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:27,785
and stop eating at McDonald‘s?
1409
00:51:27,818 --> 00:51:29,453
Everyone knows
those are shitheel companies.
1410
00:51:29,486 --> 00:51:30,000
No one gives a solitary fuck,
1411
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,322
No one gives a solitary fuck,
1412
00:51:31,355 --> 00:51:33,591
because the merch is dirt cheap,
and the fries taste delicious.
1413
00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:35,826
We consume what we want,
1414
00:51:35,859 --> 00:51:36,000
and our brains figure out a way
to justify it later.
1415
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,829
and our brains figure out a way
to justify it later.
1416
00:51:38,862 --> 00:51:40,865
And that‘s why the end
of a drunk night out,
1417
00:51:40,898 --> 00:51:42,000
or when you‘re running late
for work,
1418
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:42,600
or when you‘re running late
for work,
1419
00:51:42,633 --> 00:51:44,135
or just because
it‘s fucking raining,
1420
00:51:44,168 --> 00:51:45,970
people are gonna keep
pulling out their phones
1421
00:51:46,003 --> 00:51:48,000
and ordering an Uber without
giving it a second thought.
1422
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:48,805
and ordering an Uber without
giving it a second thought.
1423
00:51:52,142 --> 00:51:54,000
Relying on people‘s worst,
1424
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,613
Relying on people‘s worst,
1425
00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:57,448
most base instincts
1426
00:51:57,481 --> 00:52:00,000
is not a way
to change the world.
1427
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:00,050
is not a way
to change the world.
1428
00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:02,486
And the board
agrees with me on that.
1429
00:52:02,519 --> 00:52:04,555
The majority, anyway.
1430
00:52:04,588 --> 00:52:06,000
Which is enough for me to get
that vote tomorrow night...
1431
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,791
Which is enough for me to get
that vote tomorrow night...
1432
00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:10,961
and every vote after that.
1433
00:52:10,994 --> 00:52:12,000
I wouldn‘t rely on that.
1434
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,196
I wouldn‘t rely on that.
1435
00:52:15,399 --> 00:52:17,868
By the way, we both know why you
don‘t want to walk away for 300,
1436
00:52:17,901 --> 00:52:18,000
and it‘s not
high-fucking-minded either.
1437
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,470
and it‘s not
high-fucking-minded either.
1438
00:52:19,503 --> 00:52:21,205
It‘s because you know
that if you stay,
1439
00:52:21,238 --> 00:52:23,573
your piece is gonna be worth
billions.
1440
00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:42,000
[doorbell rings]
1441
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:42,325
[doorbell rings]
1442
00:52:48,432 --> 00:52:49,934
Travis.
1443
00:52:49,967 --> 00:52:51,602
They can‘t fire me,
1444
00:52:51,635 --> 00:52:53,270
but they can sure as hell
fuck with me.
1445
00:52:53,303 --> 00:52:54,000
I need your advice.
1446
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:54,971
I need your advice.
1447
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,575
No.
1448
00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,276
You can‘t hear my advice
like this.
1449
00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:00,000
We need to get you centered.
1450
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,378
We need to get you centered.
1451
00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:02,612
Come.
1452
00:53:11,722 --> 00:53:12,000
[chuckling]
1453
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,691
[chuckling]
1454
00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:15,726
I‘m not supposed
to do this,
1455
00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:18,000
but I‘m going to give you
a mantra.
1456
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:18,028
but I‘m going to give you
a mantra.
1457
00:53:22,566 --> 00:53:24,000
[whispers indistinctly]
1458
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:24,434
[whispers indistinctly]
1459
00:53:35,245 --> 00:53:36,000
[sighs]
1460
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:36,580
[sighs]
1461
00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:41,151
Close your eyes.
1462
00:53:49,092 --> 00:53:52,429
Let mantra roll around
in your brain.
1463
00:54:01,104 --> 00:54:03,473
Let yourself go deeper.
1464
00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:17,053
-[Travis] Thank you.
-[Arianna] Now, you‘re ready.
1465
00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:21,057
Let‘s talk.
1466
00:54:24,194 --> 00:54:26,997
Mm, see, there‘s a thing--
1467
00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:30,000
Uh, darling, please sit.
1468
00:54:30,033 --> 00:54:32,503
I can‘t have you choking.
1469
00:54:32,536 --> 00:54:33,637
Sorry.
1470
00:54:35,672 --> 00:54:36,000
-Napkin.
-[clears throat]
1471
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,309
-Napkin.
-[clears throat]
1472
00:54:38,342 --> 00:54:40,144
This is what I need
on my board.
1473
00:54:40,177 --> 00:54:41,945
I need someone who knows
when I‘m hungry
1474
00:54:41,978 --> 00:54:42,000
and when I need to breathe,
like you.
1475
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,914
and when I need to breathe,
like you.
1476
00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:45,816
You know what I mean?
Everyone else, they‘re just--
1477
00:54:45,849 --> 00:54:47,685
they‘re out for themselves.
1478
00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:48,000
You added someone to the board,
and he‘s gone rogue?
1479
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,787
You added someone to the board,
and he‘s gone rogue?
1480
00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:51,455
Yes. Exactly.
David Bonderman.
1481
00:54:51,488 --> 00:54:53,457
Ah, big player.
1482
00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:54,000
strong ally.
1483
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,025
strong ally.
1484
00:54:55,058 --> 00:54:56,960
Difficult opponent.
1485
00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:59,296
Exactly, right?
So he‘s coming in with money.
1486
00:54:59,329 --> 00:55:00,000
But he met
with Drummond and Gurley
1487
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,398
But he met
with Drummond and Gurley
1488
00:55:01,431 --> 00:55:03,167
right after we pitched him.
1489
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,302
Then he sends me this email
asking for another seat.
1490
00:55:05,335 --> 00:55:06,000
Says his money
is contingent on that.
1491
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,171
Says his money
is contingent on that.
1492
00:55:07,204 --> 00:55:08,939
I thought he was just
being aggressive,
1493
00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:10,908
but now I know Gurley
is trying to use him against me.
1494
00:55:10,941 --> 00:55:12,000
I got to ditch the whole deal.
1495
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,276
I got to ditch the whole deal.
1496
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:14,011
-The deal isn‘t closed?
-No.
1497
00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:16,080
Not until tomorrow.
I mean, the board votes on it.
1498
00:55:16,113 --> 00:55:17,748
Don‘t ditch the deal.
1499
00:55:17,781 --> 00:55:18,000
Leave Bonderman on.
1500
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,616
Leave Bonderman on.
1501
00:55:21,785 --> 00:55:22,852
I have an idea.
1502
00:55:41,104 --> 00:55:42,000
I‘m taking the team out
for drinks tonight.
1503
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,407
I‘m taking the team out
for drinks tonight.
1504
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,975
Come with us.
1505
00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:46,877
I‘ll probably just go home.
1506
00:55:46,910 --> 00:55:48,000
[typing]
1507
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:48,812
[typing]
1508
00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:51,148
It‘s kind of more like
a team meeting.
1509
00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:54,000
You know, we‘ll probably
talk upcoming projects.
1510
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:54,885
You know, we‘ll probably
talk upcoming projects.
1511
00:55:54,918 --> 00:55:57,921
I wouldn‘t want to miss it
if I were you.
1512
00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:18,000
I could use a friend.
1513
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,676
I could use a friend.
1514
00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:23,247
Okay, that‘s an awkward thing
to say, and we barely--
1515
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,000
-But, yeah, I could.
-Of course.
1516
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,048
-But, yeah, I could.
-Of course.
1517
00:56:25,081 --> 00:56:27,550
Yes, I-I get it. What‘s up?
1518
00:56:29,252 --> 00:56:30,000
Something uncomfortable happened
with my team leader
1519
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,490
Something uncomfortable happened
with my team leader
1520
00:56:33,523 --> 00:56:35,058
on my first day.
1521
00:56:35,091 --> 00:56:36,000
I reported it to HR,
1522
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,261
I reported it to HR,
1523
00:56:37,294 --> 00:56:40,330
but she told me I either had
to suck it up or switch teams.
1524
00:56:46,470 --> 00:56:48,000
Switch teams.
1525
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:48,138
Switch teams.
1526
00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:52,575
Shit.
1527
00:56:54,311 --> 00:56:56,413
I love this work.
1528
00:56:56,446 --> 00:56:59,583
Plus, then, like,
I‘m the one being punished
1529
00:56:59,616 --> 00:57:00,000
for the shit he did.
His misconduct.
1530
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,152
for the shit he did.
His misconduct.
1531
00:57:05,121 --> 00:57:06,000
I feel for you, I do.
1532
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:06,857
I feel for you, I do.
1533
00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:08,358
And I...
1534
00:57:08,391 --> 00:57:09,960
I fucking relate.
1535
00:57:09,993 --> 00:57:11,261
[sighs]
1536
00:57:11,294 --> 00:57:12,000
The situation sucks.
1537
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:12,395
The situation sucks.
1538
00:57:15,732 --> 00:57:18,000
But you chose Uber,
not the ACLU.
1539
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:18,902
But you chose Uber,
not the ACLU.
1540
00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:20,604
And we basically signed up
1541
00:57:20,637 --> 00:57:22,706
to work in the middle
of Mardi Gras.
1542
00:57:22,739 --> 00:57:24,000
We‘re not gonna show our tits
for a bunch of beads,
1543
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,442
We‘re not gonna show our tits
for a bunch of beads,
1544
00:57:25,475 --> 00:57:29,913
but, you know, there‘s nothing
we can do to stop the parade.
1545
00:57:41,358 --> 00:57:42,000
Oh.
1546
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:42,425
Oh.
1547
00:57:46,730 --> 00:57:47,797
[sighs]
1548
00:58:02,712 --> 00:58:04,047
What if I were to tell you
1549
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,000
to not completely kill
the old build,
1550
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,384
to not completely kill
the old build,
1551
00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:10,254
but to leave it working
underneath the new build?
1552
00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:12,000
And somehow, like,
make it undetectable.
1553
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:12,823
And somehow, like,
make it undetectable.
1554
00:58:12,856 --> 00:58:14,424
You mean....
1555
00:58:16,526 --> 00:58:17,861
How would you do it?
1556
00:58:17,894 --> 00:58:18,000
Uh, I...
1557
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,696
Uh, I...
1558
00:58:19,729 --> 00:58:23,500
I would set up a geofence
around Apple HQ.
1559
00:58:25,068 --> 00:58:26,770
[Travis laughs]
1560
00:58:26,803 --> 00:58:30,000
So anyone looking at Uber‘s app
from Cupertino
1561
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:30,340
So anyone looking at Uber‘s app
from Cupertino
1562
00:58:30,373 --> 00:58:32,643
won‘t be able to see
the privacy-violating code.
1563
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:33,710
Mm-hmm.
1564
00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:39,015
It would look
something like this.
1565
00:58:41,751 --> 00:58:42,000
[chuckles]
1566
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:42,919
[chuckles]
1567
00:58:44,588 --> 00:58:46,290
But outside the geofence?
1568
00:58:46,323 --> 00:58:48,000
We‘re still collecting
the user data.
1569
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:48,025
We‘re still collecting
the user data.
1570
00:58:48,058 --> 00:58:50,193
Wow. That‘s a fucking good idea.
1571
00:58:50,226 --> 00:58:52,429
[both snicker]
1572
00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:53,931
[inhales sharply]
1573
00:58:53,964 --> 00:58:54,000
Do it.
1574
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,198
Do it.
1575
00:58:55,231 --> 00:58:57,067
Do it quickly and alone.
1576
00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:59,469
That is the build
we‘re resubmitting to Eddy Cue.
1577
00:59:00,804 --> 00:59:02,605
[typing]
1578
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:18,000
All right,
couple of announcements
1579
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,890
All right,
couple of announcements
1580
00:59:19,923 --> 00:59:21,291
before we get
to scheduled matters.
1581
00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:23,160
Number one,
I fully expect our build
1582
00:59:23,193 --> 00:59:24,000
to be approved
by the App Store today.
1583
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,063
to be approved
by the App Store today.
1584
00:59:26,096 --> 00:59:29,166
We have made sure that there are
no violations of policy,
1585
00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:30,000
no intrusions of privacy.
1586
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:30,901
no intrusions of privacy.
1587
00:59:30,934 --> 00:59:32,703
None.
1588
00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:34,438
Privacy breaches
have been removed.
1589
00:59:34,471 --> 00:59:36,000
Not accessing cameras,
locations or contacts.
1590
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:36,106
Not accessing cameras,
locations or contacts.
1591
00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:38,241
Good. As it should be.
Approved.
1592
00:59:39,776 --> 00:59:41,044
Excellent.
1593
00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:42,000
Yep, just got the news.
1594
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:42,613
Yep, just got the news.
1595
00:59:42,646 --> 00:59:44,748
So if you want,
you can check your phones.
1596
00:59:44,781 --> 00:59:47,084
The build is live.
It should be on there.
1597
00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:48,000
[applause]
1598
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:48,318
[applause]
1599
00:59:54,224 --> 00:59:56,360
Number two,
I am directing resources
1600
00:59:56,393 --> 00:59:58,295
towards autonomous vehicles.
1601
00:59:58,328 --> 01:00:00,000
And I believe I‘ve aligned on a
great engineer to head that up.
1602
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,265
And I believe I‘ve aligned on a
great engineer to head that up.
1603
01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:05,402
[knock on door]
1604
01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:06,000
I just sent Google
my resignation letter.
1605
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,971
I just sent Google
my resignation letter.
1606
01:00:10,707 --> 01:00:12,000
My 20 best techs
are fucking leaving with me.
1607
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,010
My 20 best techs
are fucking leaving with me.
1608
01:00:13,043 --> 01:00:14,811
Fuck, yes, dude.
Okay...
1609
01:00:14,844 --> 01:00:17,013
we wait for the right time,
not too long.
1610
01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:20,216
Then we acquire you.
1611
01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:24,000
Larry and Sergey
are gonna shit themselves.
1612
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,188
Larry and Sergey
are gonna shit themselves.
1613
01:00:25,221 --> 01:00:27,424
Larry and Sergey are gonna
shit themselves.
1614
01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:29,159
More on that later,
1615
01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:30,000
but I think it‘ll go a long way
1616
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:30,961
but I think it‘ll go a long way
1617
01:00:30,994 --> 01:00:34,031
to rendering our current
tipping discussion irrelevant.
1618
01:00:34,064 --> 01:00:36,000
Well, and we will have
that discussion.
1619
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:36,033
Well, and we will have
that discussion.
1620
01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:39,636
Long way from ideating
to driverless cars.
1621
01:00:39,669 --> 01:00:42,000
To that end, uh...
1622
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:42,372
To that end, uh...
1623
01:00:42,405 --> 01:00:44,574
the first real order
of business tonight
1624
01:00:44,607 --> 01:00:48,000
is a vote on bringing in TPG
as a Series C investor,
1625
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:48,979
is a vote on bringing in TPG
as a Series C investor,
1626
01:00:49,012 --> 01:00:51,848
which will also allow
Mr. David Bonderman
1627
01:00:51,881 --> 01:00:53,216
a seat on the board.
1628
01:00:53,249 --> 01:00:54,000
TPG will also get
a second board seat
1629
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,085
TPG will also get
a second board seat
1630
01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:57,521
to be appointed
by Travis and me.
1631
01:00:57,554 --> 01:00:58,855
All in favor?
1632
01:01:00,724 --> 01:01:01,992
Yeah.
1633
01:01:02,025 --> 01:01:04,127
Welcome aboard, Bondo.
1634
01:01:06,696 --> 01:01:09,366
David, might you be thinking
about anyone in particular
1635
01:01:09,399 --> 01:01:10,701
for that second seat?
1636
01:01:10,734 --> 01:01:12,000
[Travis]
Oh, David and I,
1637
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,236
[Travis]
Oh, David and I,
1638
01:01:13,269 --> 01:01:15,705
we‘ve already decided
on the second seat.
1639
01:01:18,541 --> 01:01:20,176
Why don‘t you meet
our newest board member.
1640
01:01:21,244 --> 01:01:22,779
[door opens]
1641
01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:32,089
[laughs]
1642
01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:34,624
David!
1643
01:01:39,996 --> 01:01:41,964
Lovely to see you again,
Arianna.
1644
01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:48,000
No one‘s smarter or more attuned
to the moods of the populace
1645
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:48,939
No one‘s smarter or more attuned
to the moods of the populace
1646
01:01:48,972 --> 01:01:50,474
at a given time.
1647
01:01:50,507 --> 01:01:52,743
It‘s like she‘s psychic.
1648
01:01:52,776 --> 01:01:54,000
Plus, this little girl
right here
1649
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:54,945
Plus, this little girl
right here
1650
01:01:54,978 --> 01:01:57,714
makes one mean
Greek omelet.
1651
01:01:57,747 --> 01:02:00,000
Hmm. I am thrilled
by Uber‘s potential
1652
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:00,784
Hmm. I am thrilled
by Uber‘s potential
1653
01:02:00,817 --> 01:02:03,120
to make the world
a better place,
1654
01:02:03,153 --> 01:02:05,522
and to support Travis‘s vision
in doing it.
1655
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:06,000
Thank you, Arianna.
1656
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,724
Thank you, Arianna.
1657
01:02:07,757 --> 01:02:10,894
So now I have full confidence
in this board‘s ability
1658
01:02:10,927 --> 01:02:12,000
to decide what‘s best
for Uber.
1659
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,732
to decide what‘s best
for Uber.
1660
01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:18,000
Should we, uh, have that vote
on tipping now, Billy?
1661
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,569
Should we, uh, have that vote
on tipping now, Billy?
1662
01:02:28,011 --> 01:02:29,645
Withdrawn.
1663
01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:35,918
♪ House of Jealous Lovers ♪
1664
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,588
[all cheer]
1665
01:02:40,790 --> 01:02:42,000
You aren‘t just a boss,
you are a motherfucking boss!
1666
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,128
You aren‘t just a boss,
you are a motherfucking boss!
1667
01:02:45,161 --> 01:02:47,164
You did it!
1668
01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:48,000
Family business!
1669
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:48,532
Family business!
1670
01:02:48,565 --> 01:02:49,800
Settled!
1671
01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:51,501
[all cheer]
1672
01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:54,000
-[corks pop]
-Hey, yo, where‘s Gabi?
1673
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:54,271
-[corks pop]
-Hey, yo, where‘s Gabi?
1674
01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:56,840
Um...
1675
01:02:56,873 --> 01:02:59,376
Fuck it.
Let‘s just go out.
1676
01:02:59,409 --> 01:03:00,000
Get some Ubers, let‘s go
to a club of the adult variety.
1677
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,511
Get some Ubers, let‘s go
to a club of the adult variety.
1678
01:03:01,544 --> 01:03:03,747
-Oh, Gold Club!
-Gold Club!
1679
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:06,000
Tits on Travis!
Tits on Travis!
1680
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:06,082
Tits on Travis!
Tits on Travis!
1681
01:03:06,115 --> 01:03:08,819
[all, chanting]
Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!
1682
01:03:08,852 --> 01:03:12,000
Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!
Tits on Travis!
1683
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:12,823
Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!
Tits on Travis!
1684
01:03:12,856 --> 01:03:15,826
Tits on Travis!
Tits on Travis!
1685
01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:18,000
Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!
1686
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:18,327
Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!
1687
01:03:21,364 --> 01:03:23,833
[computerized chime]
1688
01:03:46,089 --> 01:03:48,000
[car alarm beeps]
1689
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:48,257
[car alarm beeps]
1690
01:03:54,564 --> 01:03:56,566
[indistinct chatter over TV]
1691
01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:13,182
What the fuck?
1692
01:04:19,255 --> 01:04:21,625
-[all laugh]
-Yeah, you get fucked up.
1693
01:04:21,658 --> 01:04:22,959
All right.
1694
01:04:22,992 --> 01:04:24,000
We can make it.
1695
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:24,193
We can make it.
1696
01:04:26,529 --> 01:04:27,763
Ready?
1697
01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:30,000
Yo, man.
1698
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:30,800
Yo, man.
1699
01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:38,207
[all laughing]
1700
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:45,548
I know who you are.
1701
01:04:45,581 --> 01:04:46,950
I‘m me, man.
1702
01:04:46,983 --> 01:04:48,000
Thanks for all you do,
brother.
1703
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:48,885
Thanks for all you do,
brother.
1704
01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:59,629
[man] Eddy? Eddy...
1705
01:04:59,662 --> 01:05:00,000
this is a screenshot
of their actual build.
1706
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,031
this is a screenshot
of their actual build.
1707
01:05:05,601 --> 01:05:06,000
[scoffs]
1708
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:06,936
[scoffs]
1709
01:05:11,874 --> 01:05:12,000
Tim, you‘re not
gonna believe the shit
1710
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,778
Tim, you‘re not
gonna believe the shit
1711
01:05:14,811 --> 01:05:15,978
Uber‘s trying to pull.
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