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Beth!
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It's so easy.
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Effortless.
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People trust you
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and everything that led
you to this moment...
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Your instincts,
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your taste,
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the taste
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because it tastes good.
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I mean, this wine is
just so drinkable, right?
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I mean, this is your
"couple coming in
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"for a quick dinner before
catching a Broadway show
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"wanting to throw back a
few glasses... or bottles...
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"So they're in a
good headspace to see
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"the racial injustices
of To Kill a Mockingbird
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or Rent."
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I like it, I'm just
not bananas about it.
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- Exactly.
- What was the one we were,
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like, bananas for?
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- Um, Raw Dog.
- Yes!
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Oh, my God, I love Raw Dog.
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What if it were that?
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Right, no, I
wish it were that.
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I love that, but if
you guys like bubbles,
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we have a champagne
that'll just...
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Knock
your blocks off.
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- I actually love champagne.
Stop.
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- Yeah.
- I love champagne.
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That's insane. JOHN: Yeah.
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And I just brought it up.
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I've always said, um,
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champagne makes you feel
like you're celebrating.
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I don't know if that registers.
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Okay, that is mind-blowing.
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I never thought of it that way.
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Yeah. BETH: Wow.
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And actually, my-my partner
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is the champagne rep
for my same company.
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So if you ever wanted...
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- That's sweet.
- My-my aunt's gay, so I get it.
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Okay.
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I'm not gay, but I
just... I say "partner"
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because I feel a little bit
embarrassed saying "boyfriend"
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just because I'm, like, you
know, barreling toward 40.
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Oh. You don't look 40.
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Really? Thanks.
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That's funny. I feel
100.
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Yeah, Matt, my
boyfriend/partner always...
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He always says I
seem like I'm 100
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just 'cause, you know,
I'm like, whatever.
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He's really funny.
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That's... he always
says stuff like that.
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Like a rain cloud,
all this, you know,
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he's that guy who's,
like, life of the party,
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he has a million
stories, he's so...
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Uh-huh. BETH: Yeah.
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And we-we could get
married, of course,
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and we will, um.
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I just... you know,
we're-we're happy
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with the way things
are right now.
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So, you know, it's
one of those, like,
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"Why change," um, yeah.
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I don't even know
if I want kids.
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So.
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Um. What was the question?
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- No one asked a question.
- Right.
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Uh, no, I, um, I
wanna hear about you.
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Now, that is a story
I'm interested...
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How did you two get
in this business?
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- Oh, no.
- No, no.
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Yes. You are so interesting.
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I mean, I'll say it,
you two are mysterious.
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I wouldn't say we're mysterious.
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- I do get that.
- Um, but it is... we are...
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We do have kind of, like,
a fascinating story.
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It's, like, actually insane
if you wanna hear it.
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Tell me every single thing.
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So I went to BU,
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and I majored in
communications, and...
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Yeah. BETH: Stop.
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And I transferred
into BU from Tufts.
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- From Tufts.
- And I double-majored
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in communications
and marketing, so.
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- Stop.
- Why can't you stay for lunch?
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I hate you, and now I loved you,
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and now I hate you.
I know.
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I wanna stab myself
in the fucking neck.
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Like, get my aorta
or whatever it is.
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Yes, jugular.
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But we are
going to see Jewel
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when your stepmom and
Jim are back in town.
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- We are going to see Jewel!
- Yes! Yes!
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This is us
in the audience.
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Yes!
You know it.
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- Okay, you guys. Keep killing.
- Oh, my God.
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This is honestly the
best day of my life.
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- You better work.
- Bye, doll. Aw.
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Good
afternoon, everyone.
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As we head into our
most important quarter
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of the year here at Kerig,
I wanna plant a seed
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in your minds as salespeople.
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When I got to this company,
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it was failing,
flatlining, and spiraling,
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and now I am proud to say
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we are plateauing.
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Wow.
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- Oh, go ahead. You can clap.
Okay.
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We don't pretend to be
better than who we are.
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And what are we?
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- Mediocre?
That's right... mediocre.
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I want everyone at
karaoke tonight.
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Our biggest clients
will be in attendance,
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and with the Glaser Group,
I want Matt running point,
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and Beth, you're
gonna be positioned
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as whatever the guy who
helps the point does.
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Okay. They never
remember me, though.
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The Glaser Group. I'm just...
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Beth, you're gonna
make 'em remember you,
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and you're gonna sing tonight.
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In fact, I expect all of you
to sing your tushies off.
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- And Clark... over here, Clark.
- Yes?
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Nothing from
Moana.
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It's not age-appropriate.
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- All right, Beth.
- Yeah.
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Did you unload any of
our fine malbecs today?
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Yeah, um,
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I made some promises I'm not
looking forward to keeping,
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but I sold 70 cases in the room.
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Whoa-oh!
- Wow.
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So yeah, first appointment.
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Yeah!
That-a-girl! All right.
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Come on, ring the bell.
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Uh, I... I'd rather skip it.
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No, no, you did so good.
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- Come on, ring the bell.
- Yeah?
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Come on, they want you to do it.
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Come on.
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Yes! All right.
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Matt! Hey. MERI: Oh, my God!
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Matty, how are ya?
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How'd it go out
there today, buddy?
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Hi, baby. MATT: Hey.
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Well, I wanna
apologize to everybody.
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So I thought I'd be celebrating
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with you all with
some champagne, but...
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I sold it all!
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Oh, my God,
you broke that bell!
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You got me!
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Were you at Gramercy today?
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No, I was in the private
room at um, uh...
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Beth, what's that
fuckin'... Uh, Daniel?
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- Daniél. Very fancy.
- Daniél!
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That Zagat jerk-off frog
palace everybody jerks off to.
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- Guess who walks in?
- I don't know.
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Oh, I'm blanking on his name.
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The... it's the rapper with
the... With the gravelly voice?
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Oh, Pitbull? That guy?
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- Fucking Pitbulls.
- I could vomit.
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I hate that wiseass.
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So Pitbulls comes
into the private room,
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lights a cigar,
and starts talking
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full blast on his cell phone.
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So I said, "Hey! Little man.
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This is a private
event. Take a hike."
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- What?
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Yeah.
- Wait.
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You actually said
that to Pitbulls?
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I did.
- This is hilarious!
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- I think it's just "Pitbull."
- You know, not "Pitbulls."
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Like, it's not plural,
it's just one Pitbull.
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But y... oh, no, no, go
ahead. It doesn't matter.
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So then what happened?
This is insane!
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Why are you
obsessed with grammar?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Go, go, tell them...
We're having...
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'm sorry for messing up the
flow of that Pitbull story.
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Oh, no, I don't even
think it was him.
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I just thought it
would sound funny.
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Listen, I saw you
ringing the sales bell?
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- Yeah.
- It went good today?
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Yeah, it went well, yeah.
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- That's great. That's great.
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna go shopping
with my mom, so.
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Tell her I love her.
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Yeah, I'll tell
her you love her.
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- Thanks.
- Sure. Yeah.
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Hi.
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We're all here to
support you tonight.
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But between you and me, if
Glaser doesn't go exclusive,
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I'm gonna have to start
letting people go.
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- I got this. Easy.
Yeah!
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Who's my quarterback?
There he goes! Come on!
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Whoa!
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Wayne Brady! There
he is!
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Listen, Beth, they're
asking for names
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for East Coast sales manager.
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What do you think?
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Meaning... MURRAY: Mm-hmm.
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Uh, I... well, I'm
interested, I think,
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if-if that's what you
mean. MURRAY: You think?
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- Well, isn't Matt up for this?
- I mean...
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Well, honestly, Matt's
right where he needs to be.
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Uh, let me put it this way.
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Elizabeth Taylor
stars in the movie.
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She doesn't direct it,
you know what I mean?
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No, but, um... yeah, but, okay.
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I think I'm interested, yeah.
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I'm doing my
best to connect with ya.
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Let's talk numbers.
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You'd be making 100K a year,
still no health insurance,
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and three days in
Naples, Florida.
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Wow. Naples, Florida.
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That's...
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I-I'm interested, yes.
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Please submit my
name or whatever.
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All right.
- Yeah.
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Beth! Hi!
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Oh! Come here!
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Hi! Hi!
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Oh, you look so healthy.
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Okay. Okay.
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Oh. You look tired.
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Mm-hmm.
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How's your back?
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- It was feeling better.
- Good.
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I'm taking you to a fancy store.
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Ooh.
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How is my Matty?
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He's good, he says "hi."
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He loves you. JANE: Aw.
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Oh, I love him. I love him back.
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If anything ever
happens with you two,
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I will be there for him.
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I want him to know that.
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That's... weird.
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This place is expensive. We
should go somewhere else.
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Elsewhere, and no.
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I wanna get you
something from here.
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I got approved for a Mastercard.
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And I want you shopping
in stores like this,
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not Always 22 or wherever
you normally shop.
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Would you ladies care
for some champagne?
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Oh, uh, no thanks.
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- No.
- No thanks.
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- No, I don't drink.
- I never have.
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I have low blood sugar. But
my daughter drinks a lot.
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But apparently not today.
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Oh, um.
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That's a lot of information
to give a stranger.
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Yeah, well, it's fine.
253
00:11:03,748 --> 00:11:05,183
She sells wine for a living.
254
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,477
- Oh! Dream job.
- What kind of wine?
255
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,479
Oh, mostly reds.
256
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:12,441
I... but I... I work for a
company called Kerig Cellars.
257
00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:14,276
It's a wine distributor.
258
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:16,445
- Kerig.
- I thought that was coffee.
259
00:11:16,469 --> 00:11:18,530
- That's what I always...
- Don't I always say that?
260
00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:19,698
- You do.
- That's so funny.
261
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,617
- It's not that funny.
- So funny.
262
00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,452
- It's really not.
- It's, um, yeah.
263
00:11:23,476 --> 00:11:25,829
It-it's spelled differently,
and it's a wine company.
264
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:26,955
But it sounds the same, so.
265
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,457
Right, but it is different, so.
266
00:11:28,481 --> 00:11:30,834
People think... anyway, now
I'm thinking about coffee.
267
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,171
I would like a cappuccino,
268
00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:37,341
whole milk, dry, no sweetener.
269
00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:39,343
I have my own Stevia in
Okay.
270
00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:41,011
- This isn't, like...
- She's not a barista.
271
00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:42,387
- Oh, she's fine.
- She can do it, she can do it.
272
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:43,472
What's your name, dear?
273
00:11:43,496 --> 00:11:44,890
- Aminata.
274
00:11:44,914 --> 00:11:46,516
Amina... Aminata?
275
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,227
Yeah. JANE: Oh.
276
00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:50,211
- Where are you from?
- Queens.
277
00:11:53,798 --> 00:11:56,235
- My parents are from Mali.
- Oh.
278
00:11:56,259 --> 00:11:58,445
I went to Peru last year.
279
00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:01,156
Actually, I will take
the-the champagne.
280
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,282
Thank you.
281
00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:04,576
Thank you, Aminata.
282
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,911
It's a beautiful name.
283
00:12:05,935 --> 00:12:08,163
- Mali's nowhere near Peru.
- So?
284
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,539
It's-it's not a good thing.
285
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,208
Well, I'm... honey, I'm sorry.
286
00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:13,460
People enjoy talking to me,
and that makes you jealous.
287
00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:14,920
- It's okay.
288
00:12:14,944 --> 00:12:17,089
People like talking
to me. JANE: Mm-hmm.
289
00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:18,548
A lot of people
like talking to me.
290
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,759
I'm up for a huge
promotion at work.
291
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,552
Well. Mm-hmm.
- It's huge.
292
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,430
They're very
lucky to have you.
293
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,933
- Okay, well...
- Because it's a great job.
294
00:12:27,957 --> 00:12:29,267
It's very great, actually.
295
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,852
People think it's
really... It's really cool.
296
00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,020
Mm-hmm.
- Okay?
297
00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:33,397
And the-the clients
we're taking out tonight
298
00:12:33,421 --> 00:12:34,690
are-are a big deal. JANE: Okay.
299
00:12:34,714 --> 00:12:36,692
Well, sweetheart, I
just... I don't know.
300
00:12:36,716 --> 00:12:38,819
I-I-I always thought
301
00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:41,613
you would do
something... bigger.
302
00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,198
Bigger?
303
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:45,575
What are you talking
about? I make good money.
304
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,743
No, I'm... no.
305
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:50,747
I mean, like more
special. Like volleyball.
306
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,875
You were always so
good at volleyball.
307
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,127
Oh, my God, Mom.
308
00:12:55,151 --> 00:12:56,211
You think I should be
309
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,295
a professional
volleyball player?
310
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,297
Well, that's just one example.
311
00:12:58,321 --> 00:13:00,090
All I'm saying, sweetheart,
312
00:13:00,114 --> 00:13:02,134
you can be anything
you wanna be.
313
00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:03,617
Oh.
314
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,055
Oh.
315
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:12,227
Are you seeing someone?
316
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,253
Jerome is a friend.
317
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:17,506
Um...
318
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:21,820
A friend?
319
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:25,657
A very special friend.
320
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:28,869
He also happens
to be the only man
321
00:13:28,893 --> 00:13:31,228
I have ever truly cared about.
322
00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:34,732
That's great, Mom.
323
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:46,077
I invited him to Matt's party.
324
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,141
What?
325
00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:53,226
What?
- Well...
326
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,228
I can't believe you're
not happy for me.
327
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,522
Is it appropriate, Mom?
328
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:58,857
I mean, is he single?
329
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,026
Oh.
330
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,529
We are just friends.
331
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,781
And you know what?
332
00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:08,033
You are unhappy
in your own life.
333
00:14:08,057 --> 00:14:10,660
I am so happy.
334
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,747
I am probably the most
happy, satisfied person
335
00:14:13,771 --> 00:14:15,665
in this entire mall.
336
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,168
I am. I love my cool life.
337
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:20,504
I have a cool job, I
have a great apartment,
338
00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:23,882
and Matt, my boyfriend,
is a New York eight.
339
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,133
Nine. Eight.
340
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,468
How's it
going in here, ladies?
341
00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:29,096
- Great! So great!
- I'm gonna get the jumpsuit!
342
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,516
It's the only jumpsuit I've
ever truly cared about.
343
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,518
Congratulations.
- Thank you.
344
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:37,062
Beth. BETH: No, it's fine.
345
00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:39,898
Mom, it's totally fine.
346
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,983
I am just in a rush, okay?
347
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:45,386
Well, honey, you
have a camel twat.
348
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:50,117
Toe, Mom. I have camel toe.
349
00:14:50,141 --> 00:14:52,285
Okay? That's what I have.
350
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,829
I love you, okay?
351
00:14:53,853 --> 00:14:56,873
I'm... I just... and thank
you for this jumpsuit.
352
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,583
I just have to go get
ready for tonight.
353
00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,835
Well, maybe take a shower.
354
00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:01,628
I'm gonna shower already, Mom!
355
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,213
I don't need you to
tell me to shower!
356
00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:05,507
You know, I'm just...
I... I'm-I'm just...
357
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:07,175
I'm really happy. JANE: Okay.
358
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,343
I just want you to know that.
359
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,970
And thank you for
coming with me, okay?
360
00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:11,680
I love you.
- Okay, I love you.
361
00:15:11,704 --> 00:15:12,931
Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
362
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,182
I-I don't know why I got
mad. JANE: It's okay.
363
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,392
- I'm sorry.
- I-I don't know why I got upset.
364
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,893
I'm just... okay, goodbye.
365
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,228
Goodbye.
- Thank you.
366
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:20,355
- You're welcome, sweetheart.
- She has her period.
367
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,732
I can always tell.
Her face gets...
368
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,943
I don't have my period.
369
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,279
Aminata, I don't have it.
370
00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:28,947
But it would be fine
if I did, but I don't.
371
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,157
- I love you.
- I love you.
372
00:15:30,181 --> 00:15:32,075
Thank you. Goodbye.
373
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,869
She does.
374
00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:35,412
I don't... I don't care.
375
00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:37,956
Thank you, Aminata.
376
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,148
This feels cold.
377
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,170
- Why are you calling me?
- What happened?
378
00:15:43,194 --> 00:15:44,629
Is Dad dead?
379
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,630
No.
380
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:48,675
Uh... did you see Mom?
381
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:51,469
Yeah, we had a really
nice time shopping.
382
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,805
Bullshit. Why
are you calling me?
383
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:54,973
I call you.
384
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,226
When you wanna
complain about Mom.
385
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,771
You are so hard on her.
386
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,172
Anything else?
387
00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:07,944
All right, I-I have
one tiny, little thing
388
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,821
I might wanna complain
about, but if I tell you,
389
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,364
you have to stay...
Hold on.
390
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:14,201
Alexa, please stop the music.
You have to stay calm.
391
00:16:14,225 --> 00:16:16,161
I'm perfectly calm.
392
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:18,580
Okay.
393
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:21,190
I think Mom's dating
another married guy.
394
00:16:28,948 --> 00:16:31,051
Look, she said
they're just friend.
395
00:16:31,075 --> 00:16:33,094
Maybe they are, but...
Yeah, okay.
396
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:36,348
You probably made her feel
like it was all good, right?
397
00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,391
Pretty much. But no... I... no.
398
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:41,186
I-I planted a seed.
I, like, stormed out.
399
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,395
Yeah, right.
400
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,939
Like, she
knew I was annoyed.
401
00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:45,815
And that I didn't
approve, you know?
402
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,735
She... she's probably
still sitting there,
403
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:50,153
charming the saleswoman.
404
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,947
'Cause she cares more about
what perfect strangers
405
00:16:51,971 --> 00:16:54,532
think of her than her own kids.
406
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,284
I just feel guilty.
407
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:57,869
Do you think I should
call her and apologize?
408
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,997
Alexa, resume music.
409
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,107
Annie?
410
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,753
Annie?
411
00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:26,839
Hi, Matt. MATT: Hey!
412
00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:58,638
Did you get me Sour Patch Kids?
413
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:02,082
Yeah, they don't carry
'em at our bodega anymore.
414
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:05,961
I know. Thanks.
415
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,651
I'm grabbing a drink with those.
416
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,528
Glaser Group people
before karaoke.
417
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:14,988
You wanna come
with?
418
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:16,930
I'm invisible to them.
419
00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:22,227
Wanna have sex?
420
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,106
After I shower?
421
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:31,171
It's-it's just my class
is about to start.
422
00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:34,490
Otherwise, I'd get you
pregnant right now.
423
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:37,802
- What does that mean?
- What do you...
424
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,787
Uh, it's an expression.
425
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,332
I don't know about that.
426
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,645
I don't
even wanna have sex.
427
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,065
This instructor
is a beast.
428
00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:51,358
How's your mom?
429
00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:54,885
We left it kinda weird.
430
00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:57,864
Maybe I should call her.
431
00:18:57,888 --> 00:19:00,367
She told me.
432
00:19:00,391 --> 00:19:02,577
She wants you to call her.
433
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:05,246
You know, I don't love that
you guys talk that much.
434
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,249
Babe, sing
at karaoke tonight.
435
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,628
Try to just, you know,
be fun to be around.
436
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:14,422
I'm awesome to be around.
437
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,677
You can tell I'm happy, right?
438
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,847
Hey, babe, we're in Paris!
439
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,707
Personal best, babe!
440
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,202
Hi, this is Jane.
441
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,413
Leave a message, and
I'll call you back.
442
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:49,333
Hey, bitch! Fireball!
443
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:53,354
Do you ever worry you're
wasting your potential?
444
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,273
Oh, my God,
you have camel toe.
445
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,649
What's your favorite number?
446
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,443
I keep getting calls
from an unknown number.
447
00:20:58,467 --> 00:20:59,736
Uh, 33?
448
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,154
And then what's another one?
449
00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:02,447
- Four.
- Okay, that's your song.
450
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:04,741
I'm picking it for you.
Where's Matt? Matt!
451
00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:07,076
Hey, slugger! BETH: Hey.
452
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,454
Come on. Come meet Diane.
She wants to meet you.
453
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,664
- I'm the one they call.
All right, so what?
454
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,374
I've met Diane,
like, eight times!
455
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,335
Hey, don't... Jesus,
Beth, she's a drinker, okay?
456
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:16,628
Just turn it on, all right?
457
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:18,546
I'm too drunk to, like,
explain to you right now.
458
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,632
Diane! Beth.
459
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:23,343
Hi!
- Great to meet you!
460
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:24,719
Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
461
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:26,221
How do you... How
do you know Matt?
462
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:28,556
Oh, um, uh,
463
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:29,933
how long you guys in town?
464
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,060
Oh, we're just, um, we're
just here for tonight.
465
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:34,521
We'll be back in a
couple of weeks, though.
466
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:35,939
Okay.
- Yeah.
467
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:38,358
Uh, can we... just-just tell
me, what was your name again?
468
00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:42,111
Oh, my sister's
calling, I'm sorry.
469
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,614
Anyone here ever been to Hawaii?
470
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:46,699
There's a little
girl who lives there,
471
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:50,203
and her name is Moana.
472
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:52,956
No! No, no, no, no!
473
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:56,376
- Clark, no.
- Hello? Annie?
474
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,544
Hey, Beth, are you out?
475
00:21:57,568 --> 00:21:58,962
What?
476
00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:01,673
Are you with Matt?
- Yeah, why?
477
00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:02,882
Can you, like, go outside
478
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,092
or in another room or something?
479
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:06,010
- Uh, no.
480
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,721
Uh, well...
481
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,139
Mom died.
482
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,266
You killed Mom?
483
00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:13,560
No, I'm not joking.
484
00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:16,437
They couldn't reach
you, so I got a call.
485
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,147
She's gone.
486
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,108
She was in a cab,
487
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:22,569
and it was chasing yellow
lights or something,
488
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:23,903
and I don't know.
489
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,947
They got hit.
490
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:27,865
Beth, hello?
491
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,158
Hello?
492
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,160
Coming to the
stage, we have Beth!
493
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:33,913
Beth is coming to the stage!
494
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:36,958
Whoo! MURRAY:
You got this, kid.
495
00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:39,335
Whoo! You got it!
- You got this. Nice.
496
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:58,706
Drink!
497
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:00,625
Where you
going? MATT: My queen!
498
00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:04,128
All right, I
guess Beth is done.
499
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,756
Uh, back to the
stage, we have Clark!
500
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:09,175
Anyone here like the ocean?
501
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,426
Here's a better question.
502
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,762
Anyone here a fan of the Rock?
503
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,657
It's so easy!
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