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I seen it fell down I
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I didn't make a sound I
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I can you live here anymore I
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I what's outside the door I
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I home is on the floor I
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I can you live here anymore I
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I it's taking longer
than you've seen back home I
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I seen it fell down I
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I didn't make a sound I
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I can you live here anymore I
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I what's outside the door I
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I home is on the floor I
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I can you be here anymore I
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I it's taken longer
than you've seen back home I
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I mean we work together here-
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Frankie. Excuse me.
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Hi. How are you?
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I couldn't help but notice
that you touched your hair
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and then you touched the glass
right afterwards.
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This isn't a fucking barn and
it's also not rocket surgery.
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- I'm sorry.
- Rocket surgery?
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What's rocket surgery?
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Can you please straighten
your body and get back to work?
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Thank you.
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Wow.
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I watching how I
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I you take something I
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I all you have to do I
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I watching how I
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I you take something I
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I blah ay ah ah I
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I watching how I
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I you take something I
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hi, it's mama.
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You never pick up the phone.
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Have you been drinking?
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I think you should come home
if you're not
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going to school and you're
just making those weird videos.
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I'm s o rry 7
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I can't understand you
through the-
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isaid...
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0h. You filming me?
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-No, I... come clean.
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No, I'm...
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You were in the frame,
but I was filming the...
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There's all these people
and there's this painting
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just hanging there.
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Can I see?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, no, that's kinda great.
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Thank you.
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All right,
you gotta hold my cheese
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and you gotta take care
of my head.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen.
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Hey folks, can I, can I have
everybody's attention please?
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On the wall behind me,
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it's not just a pretty picture
to distract you
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while you're waiting in line
to take a shit.
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And to be honest,
the way that you guys are
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treating this painting
is upsetting my friend.
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This is a man's soul right here.
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Yeah.
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And he's,
he's bearing it in the hopes
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that for a split second, you
will go beyond your own lives.
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Go beyond your need
to just buy things.
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So ladies and gentlemen...
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This is...
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This is a way out.
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You know?
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Ah, ha ha ha ha, ho!
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So eat it up.
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Don't eat shoes.
Don't eat skateboards.
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Don't eat nail Polish.
Eat the art.
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Eat the art! Eat the art!
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Eat the art!
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It tastes good.
It tastes really good.
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Eat the art.
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All together now.
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Eat the art.
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Eat the art, eat the art,
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eat the art, eat the art,
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eat the art.
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They don't want you
to hear this,
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they want you to keep shopping!
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Was that a smile?
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No, I just have something
in my eye.
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Will you look at it?
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I really think I have
something in my eye.
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- Ew, ew.
- No, don't you see it?
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Is it an eyelash
or like a bug or something?
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-Do you see... so fucking gross.
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Hey Frankie.
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Romeo.
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You done flirting?
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Uh, Judy needs you to sub in.
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What?
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For her act tonight.
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The baby's not coming, so...
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That's pretty rough.
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Shots.
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Let's get weird.
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Wasn't he wonderful?
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Oh my gosh.
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I'm so happy to see you.
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Hello, I'm Judy and this is
my husband, Marty, over there.
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Say hello Marty.
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Now, let's bring out faith.
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Oh my god.
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I I pictured a rainbow I
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I you held it in your hands I
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I I had flashes I
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I but you saw I
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Hey.
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Hay is for horses.
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Kandinsky.
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From the mall last week.
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I gotta talk to this girl
real quick.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah. You lost me my job.
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What?
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So you're a cockroach now?
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- Yeah.
- What are you doing?
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- That'll be a buck.
- Uh, okay.
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Go around.
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Hey, I really want to talk
to you.
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Can I have your number?
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No, I don't got one.
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You don't have a phone?
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Well, I don't need one.
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How do I get a hold of you?
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Hollywood and ivar.
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- Hollywood and ivar?
- Yeah.
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The corner?
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On the roof, after five.
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Okay.
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No, not yet!
Yo, wait, we're walkin'!
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Pedestrians got
the right of way, man.
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Shit.
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All right, show me your best.
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Not bad.
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How did I do, cockroach man?
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That was...
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That's a five. Ah, come on.
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Five?
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What do you call this?
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It's a Jack knife.
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- Ajack knife?
- Yup.
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And what do you call
that cockroach costume?
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That's my day job.
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Think you can do better?
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Uh, yes.
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Hey.
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Yeah!
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Seriously?
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It's like a five.
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What am I gonna say?
It's a five.
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I filmed your speech
and I posted it on YouTube
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and it's doing really well.
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Like really, really,
really well,
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and it's already got like,
2000 views.
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Uh, is that a lot?
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For me, yeah.
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I only have like, you know,
barely 100 subscribers.
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I don't know,
people are commenting things
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and it's all really positive
and...
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That's good.
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How was that?
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That's a seven.
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Sammy, time to go.
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Say goodbye to your friend link.
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But we're not finished.
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That's all right,
we'll finish later.
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Okay?
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Come on, Sammy.
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Thanks for watching her.
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Yeah, sure.
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Good for you.
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I'd like to give you
my information
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so that if you want
to find me, you can.
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I work at magic alley bar.
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Is that a bar for magicians?
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No, it's, sometimes
there are magicians there
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but it's just a regular bar.
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It's not even that far
from here.
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Oh, I'm gonna check
roach man's schedule.
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He's a busy guy.
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Okay, I'm gonna put it
in your shoe.
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I don't get people's taste
anymore.
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People don't have taste anymore.
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They are just horny.
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Well that really depressing.
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Makes me wanna cry.
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- It's good, right?
- Yeah.
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You know what else
makes me really sad?
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Well hello boys and girls.
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Don't you just love feathers
and bells?
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I'm hungry.
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You little baby.
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She needs her milk.
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Nice, warm milk.
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Goo goo goo goo goo.
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Yes.
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Oh, wait, something smells.
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That could be some gas.
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Burp, baby, burp.
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- Some gas.
- Stop!
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Whoa!
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What the?
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Stop, stop!
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Let me see this.
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I'm gonna get you out of here.
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- Trust me.
- The gas man.
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Oh! Listen up,
you motherfudgers!
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Whoa.
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This shit isn't funny.
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- Hey!
- This shit's just mean.
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Yo, let the old lady
finish her act, you freak.
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Oh, yo, you want to come up
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and suck on the bottle
while everybody laughs?
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Be my guest, you Nazi cracker!
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Nazi cra...
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Hey! Take your ass back
to the loony bin, why don't you?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, this is so funny,
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isn't it, Marty?
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Fuck you!
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Oh, look, he knows how to run!
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Fuck.
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That's Hollywood,
when even the bugs
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love the spotlight.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I got it. I got it.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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- You good?
- Hey, he's with me.
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He's with me. He's my friend.
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- He's my friend.
- I'm good.
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Come on.
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Jesus Christ.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey.
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Thank you for the service.
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The first class service.
Thank you.
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Oh my god.
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You do know that they pay me
to do that.
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Well...
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Well, you didn't seem like
you were enjoying yourself.
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So is uh,
is that kinda your thing?
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To dress up in animal costumes?
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Well, you know,
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if you're in a costume it's
easier to spot the other freaks.
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Can I film you?
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Uh, sure, weirdo.
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If you clean me up right here.
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Okay.
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- Right here?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Will you tell me
why you don't like cell phones?
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Will you tell me
why you don't smoke crack?
258
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This is why.
'Cause where are you?
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I'm right here.
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Nah, you gotta kick the habit.
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Hey. That's mine.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Please give that back.
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Hey.
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Oh!
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- Do you eat peanuts?
- What?
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Can you eat peanuts?
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There's a lot of peanuts
in Thai food.
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I'm gonna be at the Thai place
on Bronson tomorrow
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if you want to come.
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Noon.
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Okay.
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My name is link, by the way.
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00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,140
Here comes your baby.
274
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,182
Wait.
275
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,810
Fuck!
276
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:54,811
Wow, she caught it.
277
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,396
The crowd goes wild.
278
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,730
Asshole.
279
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,671
That's crazy.
280
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:05,613
What the...
281
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,656
Ooh.
282
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:07,740
Wee-ooh.
283
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:08,533
Ooh.
284
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,574
Whoa, whoa.
285
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,284
What the?
286
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,163
Magic.
287
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,498
Wow.
288
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,083
So, what,
do you come here often?
289
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,310
No, please. Please talk to me.
290
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,210
Talk to me. Talk to me.
291
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,252
Please come back.
292
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,131
Just for a little bit.
293
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,674
All right,
what do you wanna know?
294
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,678
Tell me about your parents.
295
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:29,719
They're dead.
296
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,431
Really?
297
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,057
Yeah.
298
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:33,933
I'm really sorry.
299
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:34,975
It's all right.
300
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,185
It was a long time ago.
301
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,690
Measles.
302
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,233
Measles?
303
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,318
It was the civil war,
so, you know.
304
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,156
Did your parents really die
or are you...
305
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,490
Yeah.
306
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,951
Okay, so tell me this.
307
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,703
How does that feel?
308
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,163
Okay.
309
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,706
Yeah.
310
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,380
Why don't you say something
really profound and moving,
311
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,923
just like that?
312
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,300
Come on, you can do it.
313
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,093
No, but seriously.
314
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,895
What do you wanna do
with your life, Frankie?
315
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,475
I don't know.
316
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,202
Okay, well, if you did know,
what would it be?
317
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,996
I don't know. I don't know
what I'm doing right now.
318
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,356
I don't know what I want to do.
I don't know.
319
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,150
You want to make art?
320
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,693
Sure, I want to make art.
321
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,236
Wow.
322
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,030
That's great.
323
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,549
All right, well what kind
of stuff you want to make?
324
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,700
I don't know.
325
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:36,329
I want to make things that
make other people feel things.
326
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,999
All right.
Tell me about that scar.
327
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,254
Why'd you do that?
328
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,050
It's beautiful.
It's a part of you.
329
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,843
All right. The intimacy
levels are too high.
330
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:51,885
Abort mission.
331
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,285
Did you even watch
the video I posted?
332
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,186
People really responded to it.
To you.
333
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,147
You don't even know
how hard it is
334
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,524
to get views on the Internet.
335
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,985
Will you just look
at the comments?
336
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,036
"The only thing in doubt
about your speech
337
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,288
is whether it makes me
want to puke
338
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,165
or kill myself and then puke."
339
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,252
They signed it
sincerely everyone.
340
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,087
That's so sweet.
341
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,630
Thank you for showing me that.
342
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,191
There are more positive ones
than nasty ones.
343
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,275
All right,
so what do you wanna do?
344
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,299
Do you want to make art,
345
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,471
or do you want to chase
affirmation from faceless strangers?
346
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,648
Both.
347
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,816
Get out of my house.
348
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,902
I'm moving in.
349
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,862
There's not enough space
for two.
350
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,905
See.
351
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,300
It's super cramped.
352
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,659
It actually kind of works.
353
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:06,502
J' shriek like moaning lovers I
354
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,506
I all the love is flowing I
355
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,468
And you better be better
tonight.
356
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:20,224
I all the love is flowing
from my heart I
357
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:35,448
I flowing from my heart I
358
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:40,286
I all the love is flowing
from my heart I
359
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:02,892
Pssl
360
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:09,899
What are you doing?
361
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,860
Trying to keep a low profile.
362
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,445
They don't much like me here.
363
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,696
Remember?
364
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:16,738
You got a phone?
365
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,452
I thought phones
were crack cocaine.
366
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,996
Well, to defeat the beast,
first you gotta
367
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:24,872
get inside its belly.
368
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:25,914
Look...
369
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,168
I'm gonna cut to the chase, kid.
370
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,713
I think you got potential.
371
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:33,995
I wanna make your next picture.
372
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,301
- Really?
- Yeah.
373
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,222
What? Now?
374
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,303
Yeah, right now, let's go.
375
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,100
I'm in the middle of my shift.
376
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,226
Eh, fuck your shift.
377
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,269
Come on.
378
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,896
Not everyone can fuck the shift.
379
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,773
Some people have
to go to their shifts.
380
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,775
Some people. You want
to be those some people?
381
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,194
You wanna be what then?
382
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,322
The other kind of person.
383
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,824
So show me. Fuck the shift.
384
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,034
Fuck the shift.
385
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:02,827
Fuck the shift.
386
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,828
Fuck this place.
387
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,329
Fuck this place.
388
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,051
Fuck dressing up
in a fucking baby costume.
389
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,332
Yeah, yeah.
390
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,125
Fuck people who shit in sinks.
391
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,251
Fuck people who-
392
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,293
- wait, wh...
- Yeah.
393
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,421
Fuck my boss, fuck my uniform.
394
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,462
Okay, let's go.
395
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,259
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
396
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,635
Whoa, where's your car?
397
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:20,594
I sold it.
398
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,387
I had to pay rent.
399
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:22,471
Are you serious?
400
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,390
Mhm. Let's go.
401
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,566
Three, two, one, blast off.
402
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,193
Whoa, watch the pole,
watch the pole.
403
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,820
On to the new world!
404
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,784
What if I covered your eyes?
405
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:44,886
I'd be like don't cover my eyes.
406
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,370
No, no, no, no, no, no.
407
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,712
What have I done?
408
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:02,511
You did an amazing thing.
409
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,764
I walked out on my job.
410
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:08,559
I have no money
and no idea how to get any.
411
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:11,854
This is the beginning.
412
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,231
Of unemployment.
413
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:18,402
Well, yeah, but of everything.
414
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,279
Now you could just
concentrate on your art.
415
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,322
That's a great idea.
416
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,451
What are you doing?
417
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,286
I'm uncomfortable.
418
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:31,831
Get out.
419
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,502
We gotta cast demons out.
420
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,022
- Gotta get the demons out.
- No, no, no, no.
421
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,547
That's dumb.
422
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:39,608
- No demons.
- Yeah, no, it's dumb.
423
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,091
You gotta be dumb to be smart.
424
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:43,302
No, no, no, no, no.
425
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,303
This is dumb.
426
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,721
We have to cast 'em out.
427
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,348
- We gotta cast 'em out.
- What are you-
428
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,599
cast out the demons.
429
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,143
Come on,
I don't wanna dance alone.
430
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:55,523
- Come on, dance with me.
- J' come on and be with me I
431
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:59,068
“
432
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:02,822
I my love keeps growing on I
433
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:06,659
I so come on, lead I
434
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:10,621
I been cookin' myself for you I
435
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:15,376
I you mean that much to me I
436
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:20,047
I for the rest,
rest of my life I
437
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,306
Oh, you didn't have to move.
438
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,408
I just put it
right in your pocket.
439
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:31,559
Okay fine, I won't move.
440
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:35,354
No.
441
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,695
I see your iovin', babe I
442
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:43,755
- okay, you're a ninja.
- Mhm.
443
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,281
I'm a ninja.
444
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,283
You give one attack
and one retreat.
445
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:48,534
Quick, south paw.
446
00:22:56,208 --> 00:23:00,963
I love you, love you I
447
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,132
I love you, baby, all night I
448
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,384
I think my mom thinks
I'm a fuck up.
449
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:12,349
You are a fuck up.
450
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,228
She's a fuck up.
451
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:18,688
I'm a fuck up.
452
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:24,028
Everybody's a fuck up right now.
453
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,322
That's just the setup.
454
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,824
No one feels like
they belong, you know?
455
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:31,952
People just exploding.
456
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,790
You know, there are
people out there right now
457
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,751
who don't identify as human.
458
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:43,631
They think they're animals
trapped in the wrong body,
459
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,341
and they're driving
corporations nuts
460
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,635
because of how do you
market sneakers to someone
461
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,676
who thinks he's a cat?
462
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:53,682
What?
463
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:54,724
That's it.
464
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:56,602
What did I say?
465
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:59,063
Exactly. You have to say stuff.
466
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,064
Like the animal stuff?
What are you talking about?
467
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:06,778
Okay.
468
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,036
That's what people
are responding to,
469
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,746
is you saying stuff,
so all I have to do
470
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,665
is figure out
how to capture you saying stuff
471
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,501
without it just being you
saying stuff.
472
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,443
Bud, you're putting me
as such a bad pos...
473
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,718
I've seen a lot of fake ids.
474
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,011
This is so terrible.
475
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,055
This is such a terrible idea.
476
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,599
Like the sticker's coming off.
Do better.
477
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:36,642
Just go get drunk.
478
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:38,768
Don't get too drunk.
479
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,444
Pssl
480
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:52,615
What's up?
481
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,703
We're starting a band.
482
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:56,829
Are, are you guys high?
483
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,707
We need a writer. We suck.
484
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,417
Are you in?
485
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:02,793
You need a writer? For what?
486
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,005
A secret project.
487
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:10,467
Oh shit, mom, I gotta go.
488
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,301
Yo, yo, what's up?
489
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,053
Yo, what's up?
490
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,572
Thanks for tuning in
and checking out this video.
491
00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:15,639
Checking out this video.
492
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,766
Rock effect.
493
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,078
My motherfucking life and all
the dope ass shit around me.
494
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,062
Parents use YouTube
as a babysitter.
495
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:24,356
Like my little niece
who's seven years old,
496
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:26,734
she worships these guys
who do and say nothing
497
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,861
and promote a lifestyle
of doing and saying nothing.
498
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,154
I don't even need this phone.
499
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,489
Is it okay?
500
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,490
All right.
501
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:34,950
I need it.
502
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,672
They're sucked in
and they're like watching
503
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,304
the same kind of videos
that they're always watching
504
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:39,597
and at the end, boom,
it's a satire.
505
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,457
Yo, why is my existence so lit?
506
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,958
Why is my life so lit?
507
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,877
Let's start with
this eagle's nest behind me.
508
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,253
I know how to shoot it, too.
509
00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,757
You gotta see this.
510
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,776
Yo, eight million big ones,
eight million big ones.
511
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,677
We've got to do
everything we can
512
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:54,946
to make our thing look
as crappy as their thing.
513
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,055
That's brilliant.
514
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,639
All right. Let's do it.
515
00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,642
Seven bedrooms
and dos mother Hubbard piscinas.
516
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:03,353
Is that right? Is that Spanish?
517
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,314
Think that's Italian.
518
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,274
Regulation height
for a hoop is like 10 feet.
519
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:08,776
I keep mine at seven.
You know why?
520
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,110
I got a small penis.
521
00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:11,737
Hashtag be yourself.
522
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,697
That's my message
to the world is be yourself.
523
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,616
That's what I do
and look what I got.
524
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,743
Hashtag swimming pool,
hashtag cocktail,
525
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:19,161
hashtag this pineapple life.
526
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,080
Yo, it's so important
to be yourself,
527
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,640
but only your best parts only,
only your pretty parts.
528
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:23,749
Not that weak shit.
529
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,209
Yo, is that right? Is that...
530
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,585
That's the message, right?
531
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,358
When I see other celebrities
like on the 'gram and shit,
532
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:33,818
I feel kind of bad about
myself, so I buy more stuff.
533
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,719
Hashtag when, hashtag why,
hashtag wow.
534
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:36,946
Which is great,
'cause then I just end up
535
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,515
with so much, you know, stuff.
536
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,558
Stuff makes me feel like,
537
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,019
like less than empty inside,
you know?
538
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:45,854
Hashtag when is it too much?
539
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,606
Hashtag when is it all
going to stop?
540
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:48,816
Hey you!
541
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,317
- Shit!
- Get off my property!
542
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,586
We got the wrong house!
543
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,611
- Sorry!
- Get outta here!
544
00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,738
I got, I got confused!
545
00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:55,781
I got confused!
546
00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,576
- Come on, come on, come on!
- Fuck!
547
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,577
Jesus.
548
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:01,745
All right, where are we?
549
00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,833
Oh my god,
I'm spiraling right now.
550
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:09,545
I've been getting it all wrong.
551
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,463
I've been poisoning y'all.
552
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:12,548
You can't be following me.
553
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:14,984
I ain't nothin'. I ain't nobody.
554
00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:16,385
I'm no one.
555
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,595
Like I'm no one special, man.
556
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,597
We gotta wake ourselves up.
557
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,432
Oh, it feels so good to be free.
558
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,563
I'm reborn, man, I'm reborn.
559
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:29,815
Can you relate?
560
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:32,401
Someone stole my pants.
561
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:33,442
Woo!
562
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,822
We're going back to nature,
baby.
563
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:38,407
Yo, you don't need
any of that shit.
564
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:39,783
You don't need any of that shit.
565
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:40,868
Can I get an amen?
566
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,244
Can I get an amen baby?
567
00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:43,579
Who's with me?
568
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,913
Y'all feelin' me?
569
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:45,831
Can you relate?
570
00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:46,874
Can you relate?
571
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,209
Yeah! You can relate!
572
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:50,460
You're feelin' me!
573
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,837
- Woo!
- What the hell?
574
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:53,881
Man, got any spare pants?
575
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,382
Hey. Hey man, hey.
576
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:56,800
Oh what's up, baby?
577
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:57,902
- What's up?
- Face that way.
578
00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,887
- Hey, I know you!
- Face that wall.
579
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,388
I know you.
580
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:02,950
I just woke up in my soul,
in my heart.
581
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,808
You feelin' me baby?
582
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,060
I know you feelin' me baby, yes.
583
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,478
Can I get an amen?
584
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,980
Where am I?
585
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,273
Where am I?
586
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:13,901
Oh, I love this town.
587
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,403
I love you. I love you so much.
588
00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:18,697
Holy shit.
589
00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,908
Holy shit. You gotta see this.
590
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:21,950
Whoa.
591
00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,327
Look at all the comments.
592
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,929
"I want this guy
to run me over in a truck
593
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,413
and then reverse
over my dead body."
594
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:27,206
That's interesting.
595
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,457
Oh my god.
596
00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,209
Juanpa just sent me a selfie.
597
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,477
He wants to do an interview
with you.
598
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:32,920
Juanpa's huge.
599
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,087
Juanpa's huge.
600
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:35,356
I don't,
I don't know who that is.
601
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,882
Guys, guys, look at the views.
602
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:54,858
We are officially live,
ladies and gentlemen.
603
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,109
Welcome.
604
00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:57,694
This is a very special episode
605
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,446
because we got
a very rare guest.
606
00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:02,449
Please give it up
for no one special.
607
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,159
Woo hoo hoo!
608
00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:06,095
And by the way, I'm not
being a terrible friend here.
609
00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:07,788
That's how you call yourself,
right?
610
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,873
That's my name.
It's my given name.
611
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:10,832
- No.
- At birth, yeah.
612
00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:11,917
No one special.
613
00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:13,502
Wow.
614
00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:14,979
No one is like one word
and then special.
615
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,588
Like we're all kind of
no one special.
616
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:17,381
That's just kind of the idea,
right?
617
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:18,924
Yeah.
618
00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:20,276
We're all the same.
We're all equal.
619
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,527
Okay. Okay,
let's try this again.
620
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:22,970
- When I clap...
- Yeah.
621
00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:26,056
You, you iikejump
and fall into frame.
622
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,016
All right.
623
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:29,017
So I'll clap and I'll stop
and then you jump in.
624
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,018
All right. Let's try it.
625
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:30,978
- Okay?
- Yep.
626
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:31,937
Here it is.
627
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:32,979
No one special!
628
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:36,400
Oh my god!
629
00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,777
I've never seen juanpa
this happy before.
630
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:40,028
A couple of questions for you.
631
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,070
Go on.
632
00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:42,739
Can I just do this real quick?
633
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:43,991
Yeah.
634
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:44,992
Sorry, I've been wanting like,
635
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,576
since I like laid eyes on you,
636
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,536
I've just been wanting
to like...
637
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,203
His name is Isaac.
638
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:48,996
Oh wow.
639
00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,914
Pretty deep.
640
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,433
Pretty deep first moments
with no one special.
641
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,018
I just feel like
we need experience other...
642
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,603
All right, all right,
do we first bump now?
643
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:56,962
No, I just hump you
with my beard.
644
00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,022
Can we just fist bump?
645
00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,923
Okay, anyways. Boom, bam.
646
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,925
Your boyfriend's fine.
647
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,569
- He's not my boyfriend.
- He's not my boyfriend.
648
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:05,554
I uh, I represent juanpa.
649
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:08,307
So what's what's the next thing
for no one special?
650
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,409
What's the next thing
for no one...
651
00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:10,976
I don't know.
652
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,036
- I'm just here with juanpa.
- Yeah?
653
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,228
Here with my hero juanpa.
654
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,580
Eh ah, I'm not your hero,
come on.
655
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,356
You guys need anything,
656
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,398
I want you to...
657
00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:24,948
Give me a call.
658
00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:27,451
Hey, just take a photo of it.
659
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,328
Yeah, I got it.
660
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:30,412
I'm Mark Schwartz.
661
00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:33,433
- I'm the guy behind the guy.
- I got a idea, yeah.
662
00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,792
I want to invite these guys
to join us on something.
663
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,336
- You want to go with me?
- Bring it.
664
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:39,004
Me and juanpa
have an invitation for you.
665
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:40,797
We want you to join us
tomorrow night
666
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,884
at four stone cemetery
or go to any graveyard near you,
667
00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:45,260
and we,
we're gonna have a party.
668
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:47,054
You're gonna bring
your cell phones,
669
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,614
but then you're going to
place it on a grave,
670
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,199
you're going to turn
the screen to white,
671
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,784
and together
for one night only we're going
672
00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,161
to experience
something real together.
673
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,603
We are going to ghost
the Internet.
674
00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:56,855
You, me...
675
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,275
And juanpa.
676
00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,919
Would you rather have
everything and understand nothing
677
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,279
or understand everything
and have nothing?
678
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,031
Um, have everything.
679
00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:07,467
Yeah, you'd understand nothing,
though.
680
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:08,784
Yeah.
681
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,011
That's the premise of the joke.
682
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,912
- That's hard.
- But no,
683
00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:13,806
I would just eat donuts and
ride around in a baby carriage
684
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,041
with a chauffeur and I
would buy sunglasses all day.
685
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,209
Yes, I'd wear a muumuu.
686
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,502
I would wear no underwear.
687
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,170
Do another one. Do another one.
688
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:21,439
Uh, would you rather
have permanent diarrhea
689
00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:22,714
or have penises for fingers?
690
00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,007
You'd have penises for fingers.
691
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:25,425
Penis for fingers, obviously.
692
00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,052
Yeah, because like,
it'd be like this.
693
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,678
Hey, nice to meet you.
694
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,888
And then just like whoa.
695
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,856
Everyone would know
how you felt all the time.
696
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,518
Yeah.
697
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:35,661
That's the only danger
'cause it's like people
698
00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:36,645
will get uncomfortable.
699
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:39,272
Don't tread on that.
700
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,649
- Okay.
- You can walk over it.
701
00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,404
Whoa.
702
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,696
Whoa.
703
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,738
Holy shit.
704
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:54,037
People came.
705
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:58,083
I no one wants to be
the odd one out at times I
706
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,668
I no one wants to be the I
707
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,336
all right. Let's go say hi.
708
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,506
Yeah.
709
00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:05,548
Do, um...
710
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,302
Is that no one special?
711
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:12,097
Hey, it's no one special.
712
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:13,890
- You're even bigger in person.
- Hi.
713
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,267
Hi, how are you?
714
00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,436
Guys, what the hell?
715
00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:21,064
We didn't expect anybody
to come.
716
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,316
Yo, yo, yo!
717
00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:24,985
This is crazy, this is crazy.
718
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,862
Yo, yo, don't wake the dead.
719
00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:28,339
So seriously, anybody
who's still got a cellphone,
720
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:30,282
put 'em on a grave
and let 'em light up
721
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,701
like fireflies
all through the night.
722
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,954
And then we'll just hang!
723
00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,289
Hey, this is all that matters
724
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,332
is that we're all here.
725
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,084
Oh my god.
726
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:42,646
It's crazy how good
at this he is, huh?
727
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,017
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no
728
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,978
no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no selfies.
729
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,622
Tonight this is just about us
hanging out together.
730
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,315
All of us together.
How about a hug?
731
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,400
Give you a hug?
Yeah, I'll give you a hug.
732
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:07,402
Put 'em on a gravestone,
set the screen to white.
733
00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:09,088
Let the battery die out
like we said, okay?
734
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,907
Get rid of them phones man.
735
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,074
Whoa, bud.
736
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,326
Yo, who's got a drink?
737
00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:18,246
All right, that's good.
738
00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:19,448
Who's got something to smoke?
739
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,300
Cheers, dad. I liked this one.
740
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,635
Peach apple iced tea.
741
00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:45,357
Hello, this is Mark Schwartz.
742
00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:47,084
I hear things are really
going great down there
743
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,986
at the cemetery,
which I don't often say.
744
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,739
Why don't we meet at my office
Monday morning, 10:00 am?
745
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,368
Who wants that?
746
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,794
Be right back.
747
00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:24,187
You're my little brother,
I love you.
748
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,815
- Yeah, yeah.
- I just wanna talk to you.
749
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:31,027
It's not a fuckin' ruse.
It's not a fuckin' ruse.
750
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,612
Bullshit.
751
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,334
What the fuck?
Where are you fucking going?
752
00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:38,660
Where are you fucking going?
753
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,128
I was in the car with my dad.
754
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,259
We hit a tree
and he died instantly.
755
00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,514
He was taking me
to a friend's house.
756
00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:49,356
I wanted to go to this party.
757
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,522
No, doesn't even work.
758
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,359
That's disgusting.
759
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:49,436
Yeah, who gives a fuck
about this guy?
760
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,378
Who's that guy that you were
talking to in the graveyard?
761
00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:02,053
Hey.
762
00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:03,346
Hey.
763
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:06,182
Hey.
764
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,224
-Hey -hey.
765
00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:14,315
These marketing assholes.
Story of my life.
766
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,418
I'm on mute.
Don't worry about it.
767
00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:17,235
How are you?
768
00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:19,404
Sorry I've been on this call
for six hours.
769
00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:22,824
Hey guys. This is Mark
chiming in here again.
770
00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:25,410
$500,000 or go away.
771
00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:27,203
You've got 30 seconds
to say yes.
772
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,663
Every time you don't say yes,
773
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,665
it's going to go up 10 grand,
all right?
774
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,000
Mute.
775
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,042
I swear to god.
776
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,169
Um, here's a bad sign.
777
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,378
We're a sports company.
778
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,005
We'd like to work with you.
779
00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:38,315
Every single executive
who works with us is fat.
780
00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:39,883
Mark, we can hear you.
781
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:40,924
Hello?
782
00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:46,472
No one special.
783
00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:48,683
It's a pleasure.
784
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:50,268
I haven't seen everything,
785
00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:51,770
but what I've seen,
I really love.
786
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,480
And you want to make
some money off us.
787
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,874
The little I've seen,
you've changed me,
788
00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:56,250
and I think I don't want
to hoard that.
789
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,501
I want everyone
to feel that way.
790
00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:58,401
Oh, okay.
791
00:37:58,443 --> 00:37:59,694
So you want us to do porn?
792
00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:01,029
No, I don't want you to do porn.
793
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,906
I think he's being metaphorical
794
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,091
because we don't want to put
the cart before the horse.
795
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,617
Right.
796
00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,344
So you used another metaphor
in that metaphor
797
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:08,578
to explain that one?
798
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,996
You're a writer, right?
799
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:10,789
- Yeah.
- Okay, good.
800
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:11,830
Here's the deal.
801
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,624
You've got talent.
802
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:17,003
Do you know where the
word talent comes from?
803
00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,213
It's middle English.
804
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:19,714
Originally talent was money.
805
00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:21,633
How many talents do you have?
806
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,843
Let's say you make a video
about a gorilla
807
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,845
eating spaghetti
who speaks French.
808
00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,680
A thousand people watch it.
809
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:30,141
The algorithm hears that,
sends it to the powers
810
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:33,019
that be at YouTube,
which is really not YouTube,
811
00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:34,437
it's their tube.
812
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,606
They say, hey,
we see a lot of people
813
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,650
are coming to you with views.
814
00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,527
Well, guess what?
815
00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:43,112
You qualify for a Adidas video
in front of your thing.
816
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,239
Would you like to do that?
817
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,907
We'll give you $10,000.
818
00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:47,866
That's great, right?
819
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:51,746
What you want to do,
you go to the brands yourself
820
00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:54,541
or they come to you if you
are gaining enough traction
821
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:57,627
and you aren't represented
by anything, stay yourself.
822
00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,963
Then subway comes to you.
$200,000.
823
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,298
That was a $200,000 sub.
824
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,591
You want us to endorse brands.
825
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,176
No, no, no. They endorse you.
826
00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:06,177
You don't endorse them.
827
00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:07,929
That's how we work.
828
00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:09,448
Do you want to be the guys
that made two cool videos
829
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,474
and then disappeared
into the ether?
830
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,061
Or do you want
to be no one special?
831
00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:20,149
I got you the money.
I got you the stage.
832
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,860
I'm drafting you right now
into the army.
833
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,444
Let's go.
Tonight we parachute in.
834
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,964
Jake, you're the writer,
you need to write it.
835
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:26,531
Link, you're gonna act it,
836
00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:29,075
and I'm gonna figure
how to fucking do it.
837
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:32,453
So we have phone or no phone.
838
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,414
That's the question.
839
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:38,501
Then we have the idea
of a game show, a talk show.
840
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,503
What if we put
those two ideas together?
841
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,422
Internet killed the TV star?
842
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:44,591
No. Bad.
843
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:45,633
Bad idea.
844
00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:46,675
Good idea?
845
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,622
Oh, sorry, sorry.
846
00:39:58,646 --> 00:39:59,939
Morning.
847
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:09,407
Oh, shit.
848
00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:11,242
You all right?
849
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:12,284
Yeah.
850
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:17,373
Okay.
851
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,415
- Bye.
- Bye.
852
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:20,751
Bye, baby.
853
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:32,680
You need a ride?
854
00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,349
No, I'm good. Thanks.
855
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:35,391
Good work today, man.
856
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:54,953
I should go, too.
857
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:55,994
Of course.
858
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,373
Yeah, 'cause I gotta, you know,
859
00:40:58,414 --> 00:40:59,642
I got a big night ahead of me,
so...
860
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:00,750
Oh yeah?
861
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:01,792
Yeah.
862
00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:03,836
Oh yeah, that thing.
863
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,296
Sorry. I forgot.
864
00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:07,423
- Oh it's a thing, so...
- Yeah.
865
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,485
I wouldn't want to get in
the way of you doing a thing.
866
00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:10,509
Yeah.
867
00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,473
That's what I love about you,
868
00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:17,275
is that you really support me
doing my thing.
869
00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:25,191
I think you're cool.
870
00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:26,651
All right, bye.
871
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,903
I you've walked out
a hundred times I
872
00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:32,407
I how was I I
873
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:37,036
I supposed to know this time
that you wouldn't come I
874
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:40,832
I that you wouldn't come home I
875
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,104
I but four drinks I'm wasted I
876
00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:47,672
I I can see you dancing I
877
00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:50,675
I I can lay down next you I
878
00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:53,136
I at the foot of my bed I
879
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,638
I if I drink enough I
880
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,433
I I can taste your lipstick I
881
00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:01,019
I I can lay down next to you I
882
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,604
I but it's all in my head I
883
00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:06,441
I if I drink enough I swear I
884
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:10,570
I that I will wake up
next to you I
885
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:29,547
Pow, pow, pow, pow.
886
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:30,589
Pow.
887
00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:39,182
Hey.
888
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:39,974
Here we go.
889
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:41,726
Here we go.
890
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:43,203
Did you make those changes
on the mouse trap scene?
891
00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:44,937
No, we cut that, remember?
892
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:46,707
We're gonna do the
greenhouse gases bit instead?
893
00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:48,900
No, Jake, greenhouse is cut
and mouse traps is in.
894
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:50,860
Wait, what?
895
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,171
What? No, we have to have
those moments that are serious-
896
00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:53,613
we like moustraps better.
897
00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:54,947
-We have so many goofy... look.
898
00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,282
- Boo!
- The show-
899
00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:58,117
- oh.
- Jesus Christ, man.
900
00:42:58,159 --> 00:42:59,720
Hey, you're gonna stay on
like the whole time, right?
901
00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:00,787
Just keep focused on him.
902
00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:02,580
Here we go. Here we go.
903
00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:03,807
Oh, you guys
have never done this before.
904
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:04,791
- How you doin'?
- Oh.
905
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,542
Good.
906
00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:08,377
Hey.
907
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:09,712
Hey, I need to uh...
908
00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:14,759
I don't know if I can do this.
909
00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:16,302
You're going to be great, man.
910
00:43:16,344 --> 00:43:17,136
Don't worry about it.
Don't overthink it.
911
00:43:17,178 --> 00:43:18,763
Just breathe.
912
00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:19,865
No, you've got to be dumb
to be smart, right?
913
00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:21,557
Go be dumb.
914
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,893
If we do this,
you know there's no going back.
915
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,144
Who wants to go back?
916
00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:26,646
Showtime.
917
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:27,687
Let's do it.
918
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,669
And action.
919
00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:25,079
Thank you, severed hand.
920
00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:28,249
What a response.
Give a hand to the hand.
921
00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:31,812
I'm your host and I'm,
you know, I'm no one special.
922
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:32,836
And are you all um...
923
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,299
You're all sitting comfortably?
924
00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:39,302
And when you all came
into the studio today,
925
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:41,095
You were asked to
926
00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:43,181
hand over your cell phones
and sign some, some uh,
927
00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:44,825
some kind of waivers.
928
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:46,726
Hey, severed hand is back.
929
00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:48,477
I hope you read
the small print, folks,
930
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,688
'cause you've just signed
your phones over to me.
931
00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:55,234
The atmosphere
is suddenly so tense.
932
00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:57,195
Can you feel it at home, kids?
933
00:44:57,236 --> 00:45:02,200
As we play your phone
or your dignity?
934
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:10,291
Sorry.
935
00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:11,792
I don't remember.
936
00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:13,270
Am I going here?
Where am I going, Candice?
937
00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:14,462
Over there?
938
00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:15,564
Candice told me to go here.
939
00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:16,881
I don't even know.
940
00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:17,924
Let's see who we got. Hi.
941
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:21,761
Everybody's miserable.
942
00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:23,304
Everybody's so sad.
943
00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:24,513
Why is everyone so...
944
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:25,848
It's a game show. It's fun.
945
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,683
Excuse me. Let me squeeze.
946
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,977
Bring the music, music down.
We can't hear.
947
00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:30,895
Cut the music!
948
00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:32,772
That's the cue to cut the-
949
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:33,874
so sir, what's your name?
Where are you from?
950
00:45:33,898 --> 00:45:34,815
Um, my name is Martin.
951
00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:36,025
I'm from temecula.
952
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,777
Beautiful name, beautiful place.
953
00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,129
God's country.
Had an aunt from temecula.
954
00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,529
You want to feel my carpet?
955
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:43,366
Yeah you do!
956
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:44,700
Let's go.
957
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,118
Here we are, me and Martin.
958
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,458
Come on, feel it.
959
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:53,876
You wanna lay on it?
960
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:54,918
Oh, sure.
961
00:45:56,212 --> 00:45:57,755
How does that feel?
962
00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:59,340
It feels like just great,
smooth.
963
00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:00,174
Smooth ass carpet.
964
00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:01,926
Smooth carpet.
965
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:03,552
All right,
enough fooling around folks.
966
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:05,179
Let's get on with the show.
967
00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,283
One simple question for you,
Martin.
968
00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:10,893
How badly do you need
your phone?
969
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:14,897
Um, I mean, yeah,
I use it all the time.
970
00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:16,482
Right. Don't we all?
971
00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:19,151
Well, Martin,
it is your lucky day
972
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:23,948
because you get to walk away
with $100
973
00:46:23,990 --> 00:46:26,784
and one of these
brand spanking new devices.
974
00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:31,580
These phones come with
no camera and no Internet
975
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:34,583
which means freedom from
self obsession and social media.
976
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,752
What a prize, am I right?
977
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:42,550
Or, Martin, you can complete
one of our challenges
978
00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:47,847
to retrieve your old, needy,
soul sucking phone.
979
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,390
It was like 800 bucks.
980
00:46:49,432 --> 00:46:51,058
Yeah, I need it.
I use it all the time.
981
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:52,577
Well if you want
your phone back, Martin,
982
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:55,521
you're going to have to
wrestle this guy for it.
983
00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:57,148
Come and get your phone, Martin.
984
00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:00,275
Chee-hoo!
985
00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,027
Ah!
986
00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:04,905
I'm backing you, Martin.
987
00:47:06,866 --> 00:47:08,034
Yes.
988
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:10,036
Oh come on, Martin.
989
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:11,203
You're better than this.
990
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:13,998
Isn't he doing great?
991
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:20,004
And, ah, he's got it.
992
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,008
Give it up for Martin
from temecula, I guess.
993
00:47:24,050 --> 00:47:25,259
I got my phone.
994
00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:27,136
He got his phone back.
995
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:31,015
Welcome to the rest
of your life, Martin.
996
00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:46,447
I'm Charles melton and I'm
here with no one special.
997
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,159
We're about to destroy
Chuck's phone.
998
00:47:58,042 --> 00:47:59,627
- Woo!
- Got it!
999
00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:02,630
Chuck m killed it.
No one special.
1000
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:03,506
Stay tuned.
1001
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:05,508
Noonespecial.com.
1002
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:06,549
Peace!
1003
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:13,974
J'and I do what I can I
1004
00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:15,810
I I got friends in high places I
1005
00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,520
I I get out for free I
1006
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:20,856
I I got in a fight
but they don't know me I
1007
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:24,318
I because in only a man I
1008
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,322
j'and I do what I can I
1009
00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:32,076
I b-e-h-a-v-e arrest us I
1010
00:48:32,118 --> 00:48:35,704
I italiana monster
looking so precious I
1011
00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:39,125
I b-e-h-a-v-e never more I
1012
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,626
I you gave up being good I
1013
00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:42,753
I when you declared
a state of war I
1014
00:48:42,795 --> 00:48:44,171
love you, no one special.
1015
00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:46,132
Ifucking love you.
1016
00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:49,969
I eh, oh, don't behave,
oh don't behave, oh I
1017
00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:54,723
I eh, oh, don't behave,
oh don't behave, oh I
1018
00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:55,850
I choose...
1019
00:48:57,309 --> 00:48:59,145
My dignity.
1020
00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:04,150
I do what I can, ooh-whoa-oh I
1021
00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:08,112
I 'cause I'm only a man,
do what I can I
1022
00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,488
I you're going to the party I
1023
00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:11,532
I and you're goin' to the show I
1024
00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:15,077
I I did something bad,
maybe I was wrong I
1025
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:18,038
I sometimes people say
that I'm a big time bomb I
1026
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,959
I but I'm only a man I
1027
00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:25,921
j'and I do what I can I
1028
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:29,383
I b-e-h-a-v-e arrest us I
1029
00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:33,179
I italiana monster
looking so precious I
1030
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,390
I b-e-h-a-v-e never more I
1031
00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:38,184
I you gave up being good I
1032
00:49:38,225 --> 00:49:40,102
I when you declared
a state a war I
1033
00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:43,481
I eh, oh, don't behave,
oh don't behave, oh I
1034
00:49:43,522 --> 00:49:47,234
I eh, oh, don't behave,
oh don't behave, oh I
1035
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:50,696
I eh, oh, don't behave,
oh don't behave, oh I
1036
00:49:50,738 --> 00:49:52,239
I you're going to the party I
1037
00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:54,074
I and you're goin' to the show I
1038
00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:59,079
I 'cause I'm only a man,
do what can, ooh-whoa-oh I
1039
00:50:01,207 --> 00:50:05,920
I 'cause I'm only a man,
do what I can I
1040
00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:07,254
I you're going to the party I
1041
00:50:07,296 --> 00:50:09,006
I and you're goin' to the show I
1042
00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:14,136
I oh, whoa-oh I
1043
00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:17,723
I the fire hurts all right I
1044
00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:21,352
I 'cause we can make 'em all
go crazy I
1045
00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:23,521
I we can make 'em all right I
1046
00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:26,190
I oh, whoa-oh-oh I
1047
00:50:28,067 --> 00:50:29,527
hey gorgeous.
1048
00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:31,362
I just wanted to say I'm sorry
1049
00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:33,173
that we're not doing
the twinning politicians thing.
1050
00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:34,573
Yeah. Okay, sure.
1051
00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:38,827
You know I see you, right?
1052
00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:42,039
You see me?
1053
00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:43,457
I see you flirting
with that girl.
1054
00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:44,499
I see you.
1055
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:49,046
You call that flirting? Well...
1056
00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:51,173
Yeah.
1057
00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:52,967
Oh no, I'll show you flirting.
1058
00:50:53,008 --> 00:50:54,802
I'll take you to the back room
right now.
1059
00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,883
Thought you've taken
enough people to the back room.
1060
00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:00,932
Don't hurt her.
1061
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,482
I love that, Jake. I love it.
1062
00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:11,777
Eh uh, how else can I say it?
1063
00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:14,363
I'm just,
I'm getting a little antsy.
1064
00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,073
But I don't understand,
antsy about what?
1065
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,575
Specifically what's going wrong?
1066
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:19,118
It's not a nosedive.
1067
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:21,829
It's more like, um,
like a little,
1068
00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:23,330
like a little, um...
1069
00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:24,999
Just spit it out, Mark.
1070
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,084
We're down about 15%
since the last episode.
1071
00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:29,169
If you don't do something,
you will lose more.
1072
00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:30,796
It's science.
1073
00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:32,006
Just shake it up.
1074
00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:33,066
Get people interested again.
1075
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,133
Get 'em back up.
1076
00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:35,301
It all corrects itself.
1077
00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:36,260
Yes. Yes.
1078
00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,720
I'm busting my ass
1079
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:40,055
and you're writing
the same old tired shit.
1080
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:42,016
I've been saying that for weeks.
1081
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,285
You guys told me that I
had to stick to the formula.
1082
00:51:43,309 --> 00:51:44,602
It was working, now it's not.
1083
00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:46,478
We're all clear
it's not Jake's fault.
1084
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,456
I wrote the greenhouse
gases bit and then that got cut.
1085
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,691
Yeah, 'cause climate change
isn't sexy right now, Jake.
1086
00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:52,192
I'm sorry.
Climate change isn't sexy?
1087
00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:54,403
Are you out of your mind?
1088
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:55,922
I didn't know the end of the
world is supposed to be sexy.
1089
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:57,299
Can you take the cotton
out of your ears
1090
00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:58,282
and put it in your mouth
for one second
1091
00:51:58,324 --> 00:52:00,242
and listen to Mark?
1092
00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:01,678
We're losing views
and we need to get them back up,
1093
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:02,762
so we need to write stuff
that's new,
1094
00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:04,246
not cliche, not boring.
1095
00:52:04,288 --> 00:52:05,932
Well it won't be boring
when the polar bears
1096
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:07,267
are scratching
at our front door because
1097
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,043
- their habitats are melted.
- Fuck.
1098
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:10,103
And it won't be boring
when we don't have
1099
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,712
any clean water to drink.
1100
00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:13,315
We need to get
Jake's soapbox in here, guys.
1101
00:52:13,339 --> 00:52:14,399
Get the viewers back up
before we lose anymore.
1102
00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:16,050
It's very simple.
1103
00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:17,527
Come up with something amazing
and new, now.
1104
00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:19,136
I know you hate me.
1105
00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:20,929
You're going to love me soon.
Trust me.
1106
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:23,432
Welcome to fuckin' life, baby.
1107
00:52:25,351 --> 00:52:26,518
Where's the chocolate?
1108
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,311
Are you too high and mighty?
1109
00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:28,520
Mm, yeah.
1110
00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:30,105
And you know what a fuckin'
1111
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:30,689
hungry polar bear
will really do?
1112
00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:31,982
Eat you.
1113
00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:33,400
It will eat you.
1114
00:52:33,442 --> 00:52:35,194
You can love it from here.
1115
00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:36,296
Let me tell you, if you
ever met a real polar bear,
1116
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,364
they would fuckin' eat you.
1117
00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:42,201
I got an idea.
1118
00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:45,329
What if we shifted
the way people behave online?
1119
00:52:45,371 --> 00:52:47,122
Not trying to take away
the phone,
1120
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:49,750
but trying to put the soul back
into the phone?
1121
00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:59,677
What do you say we shake it up
a little bit, folks?
1122
00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:01,512
There's someone I'm looking for.
1123
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,553
There's someone...
1124
00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:05,808
Do we have an Isabelle Roberts?
1125
00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:06,725
Isabelle Roberts?
1126
00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:08,394
Yes?
1127
00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:10,235
Okay, and bring around
the camera on Isabelle.
1128
00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:11,373
Sweetheart,
what are you waiting for?
1129
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:12,815
Destiny awaits!
1130
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,192
I don't know about this.
1131
00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:19,029
Yeah, you made that very clear
in the room.
1132
00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:20,906
Let's let it play out.
1133
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:21,948
Isabelle.
1134
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,243
That's sexy.
1135
00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:29,331
So Isabelle,
my source is telling me,
1136
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:31,333
you mind if I lean on you?
1137
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:33,627
My source is telling me
you're a big fan of Instagram,
1138
00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:35,295
- is that right?
- Mhm.
1139
00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:37,214
Okay. So let's have a look
at your best shot.
1140
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:40,175
- Yeah.
- Whoa!
1141
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:41,385
- Beautiful.
- What?
1142
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:45,472
You gotta warn me next time
1143
00:53:45,514 --> 00:53:46,265
there's gonna be a supermodel
in the room.
1144
00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:48,183
Here we go.
1145
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:50,425
What's your secret, Isabelle,
for looking so damn fresh?
1146
00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,481
I don't, I don't know.
1147
00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:57,401
I drink a lot of water,
I guess, and try to eat well.
1148
00:53:57,443 --> 00:53:58,795
Well, let's have a look
at the original version
1149
00:53:58,819 --> 00:53:59,778
of the photo we found
on your phone.
1150
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:00,820
No, no...
1151
00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:07,369
Oh.
1152
00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,478
Did you know
that she had a birthmark?
1153
00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:16,502
That's a...
1154
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,591
It's a birthmark.
1155
00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:21,632
Well...
1156
00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:23,468
Yeah.
1157
00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:28,682
Well I don't, I don't see it...
1158
00:54:28,724 --> 00:54:30,434
I don't see it now.
1159
00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:34,188
I have my makeup on.
1160
00:54:34,229 --> 00:54:35,189
Oh, of course.
1161
00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:37,274
Well, you know what?
1162
00:54:37,316 --> 00:54:38,418
I think that's just another
beautiful part of yourself.
1163
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:39,485
What do you guys think?
1164
00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:40,778
Yeah!
1165
00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:45,199
Proud. She's proud.
1166
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,885
Tell me something,
how many likes do you think
1167
00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:48,619
this version of the photo
would get?
1168
00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:51,413
Uh, I would, I would never...
1169
00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:53,332
Iwouldn't.
1170
00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:55,373
Are you prepared to let
the world see the real you?
1171
00:54:57,169 --> 00:54:58,796
What do you mean?
1172
00:54:58,837 --> 00:54:59,838
You're not gonna...
1173
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,548
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
1174
00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:03,270
No, no, I'm not.
I'm not gonna do anything.
1175
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:05,134
You are.
1176
00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:13,476
Isabelle.
1177
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,482
If you hit this button,
1178
00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:20,234
the original version
of this photo
1179
00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:22,277
will be sent out
to all your followers
1180
00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:23,946
with the hashtag the real me,
1181
00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:27,533
and you'll walk away
with $400 and your phone
1182
00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:31,161
and a tremendous amount
of self-respect and liberation.
1183
00:55:31,203 --> 00:55:33,497
So what should she do audience?
1184
00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:35,958
Does she press the button?
1185
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:38,669
Um, will you just mostly
stay on the wide for now?
1186
00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:40,170
Thank you.
1187
00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:46,593
I mean, it's pretty clear
what they want,
1188
00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:47,553
but it's up to you, Isabelle.
1189
00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:49,096
So what's it gonna be?
1190
00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:51,056
Your phone or your vanity?
1191
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,561
I can't, I can't.
1192
00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,187
This is the best.
1193
00:55:57,229 --> 00:55:58,414
Everyone in the audience
can see it.
1194
00:55:58,438 --> 00:56:00,274
What are you afraid of, darling?
1195
00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:02,568
That these people at home
will think that you're ugly,
1196
00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:04,152
that they'll think
you're rejectable?
1197
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,505
That they'll think
you're unlovable?
1198
00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:08,448
We are in trouble, folks. Woo.
1199
00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:12,578
We got innocent,
pure angels who have
1200
00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:14,454
somehow been brainwashed.
1201
00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:16,748
We are disfiguring ourselves.
1202
00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:21,378
Taking needles,
shoving them in our faces.
1203
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:22,689
They're taking our chins
and they're
1204
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:24,089
putting them in our asses.
1205
00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,551
You're saving polar bears
right now, Jake.
1206
00:56:27,593 --> 00:56:28,593
Okay, come on.
1207
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:31,555
Stop it.
1208
00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:33,307
- Are you gonna stop this.
- Look, it could
1209
00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:34,993
- be really powerful.
- No, are you gonna stop this?
1210
00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:36,035
- Look at her face.
- It could be really powerful.
1211
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:37,561
Let it cook, let it cook.
1212
00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:39,396
Are we going insane?
Are we going crazy?
1213
00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:41,690
I feel like I'm going crazy
every damn day.
1214
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:42,941
She's cracking.
1215
00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:44,902
You can't stop 'em mid crack.
1216
00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:46,254
That's what they're doing,
Isabelle,
1217
00:56:46,278 --> 00:56:47,738
that's what they've done to you.
1218
00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:50,616
I can't watch,
but I can't stop watching.
1219
00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:53,327
Are we going to take
this shit anymore?
1220
00:56:55,579 --> 00:56:58,415
Is Isabelle going to
take this shit anymore?
1221
00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:03,587
You got to lead
the revolution, Isabelle,
1222
00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:05,672
and it's oh so simple.
1223
00:57:05,714 --> 00:57:10,260
All you must do
is hit that button.
1224
00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:13,138
Look at her face.
1225
00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:15,349
You're not gonna stop this?
1226
00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:17,017
We're stopping nothing,
my friend.
1227
00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:20,062
I'm gonna stop this.
1228
00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:24,232
What are we stopping?
1229
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,651
This? No, no, no, no.
1230
00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:27,152
Stop crying.
1231
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,071
Stop crying right now.
1232
00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:33,075
That's all you must do to
lead the revolution, Isabelle.
1233
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:43,043
She did it, folks!
1234
00:57:43,085 --> 00:57:45,587
We're free now! And I'm free!
1235
00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:48,632
Stop crying.
1236
00:57:48,674 --> 00:57:49,883
Grow up.
1237
00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:53,178
Stop your fucking crying
right now.
1238
00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:54,262
Don't do this to me.
1239
00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:55,180
Don't ruin this for me.
1240
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:56,014
Pull it together.
1241
00:57:56,056 --> 00:57:57,516
Just stop it.
1242
00:57:57,557 --> 00:57:58,517
- Hey, back up.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1243
00:57:58,558 --> 00:57:59,977
Hey. You all right?
1244
00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:00,769
- I got it, I got it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1245
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:02,187
She's great.
1246
00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:03,563
- She's great.
- I'm so sorry.
1247
00:58:03,605 --> 00:58:04,624
I'm really, really sorry,
all right?
1248
00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:06,233
That wasn't scripted.
1249
00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:07,585
You can't treat people
like that, okay?
1250
00:58:07,609 --> 00:58:08,836
I told you
you couldn't go there.
1251
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,487
And I hope that you understand
1252
00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:12,114
that we're going to
make it up to you.
1253
00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:13,341
Do you want to get up here
and give it a try?
1254
00:58:13,365 --> 00:58:14,241
- Guys.
- Come here, baby.
1255
00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:15,909
Give me a kiss.
1256
00:58:15,951 --> 00:58:17,661
- You're a straight-up psychopath.
- Jake!
1257
00:58:17,703 --> 00:58:19,246
Back off, back off,
back off, back off.
1258
00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:20,765
- You're a psychopath.
- Jake, you gotta stop.
1259
00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:22,332
- You're outta line.
- I'm outta line?
1260
00:58:22,374 --> 00:58:23,810
- Jake you gotta stop.
- That was out of line!
1261
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:25,103
- That was out line.
- Please calm down,
1262
00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:26,920
- please calm down.
- Yeah.
1263
00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:28,606
This is our head writer, Jake,
ladies and gentlemen.
1264
00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:29,857
He's having some kind
of a nervous breakdown.
1265
00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:31,675
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Stop.
1266
00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:32,509
- This is fucking bullshit.
- Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
1267
00:58:32,551 --> 00:58:33,844
Goodbye.
1268
00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:35,679
Can you give them
a helping hand?
1269
00:58:35,721 --> 00:58:37,156
Give him a little hand, folks.
1270
00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:38,616
- Jake, please, okay.
- This is ridiculous.
1271
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:39,909
-This is the same-
-please, calm down.
1272
00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:41,226
Please, let's go talk about it.
1273
00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:42,286
- Please.
- Jake, goodbye, goodbye.
1274
00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:43,311
Take care of yourself.
1275
00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:45,063
Get better soon. Wow.
1276
00:58:45,105 --> 00:58:46,791
You think you know somebody,
and then you don't.
1277
00:58:46,815 --> 00:58:47,691
Jake. Jake.
Jake, you have to calm down.
1278
00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:48,608
He was bullying that girl.
1279
00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:49,735
No, she's fine.
1280
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:51,445
I spoke to her.
1281
00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:52,839
- We're gonna edit around it.
- No, she's not fine.
1282
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,740
She's sobbing
on the side of the stage.
1283
00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:55,574
Look, he was trying
something new for the show.
1284
00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:56,783
Fuck the show.
1285
00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:57,743
Who cares about the stupid show?
1286
00:58:57,784 --> 00:58:58,952
I do. I care about the show.
1287
00:58:58,994 --> 00:59:00,537
I cared about the show too,
1288
00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:01,764
when we were satirizing
awful people.
1289
00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:03,540
Now we are the awful people.
1290
00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:04,851
I want you to wake up
'cause you're getting swept up
1291
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,585
in this bullshit
and you'd see it
1292
00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:08,628
if you weren't busy
slutting around with him.
1293
00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:11,548
You're so jealous of him,
it's pathetic.
1294
00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:13,799
I quit.
1295
00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:30,942
But it's up to you.
1296
00:59:30,984 --> 00:59:32,736
The choice is ultimately yours.
1297
00:59:32,778 --> 00:59:34,071
What's it gonna be, Isabelle?
1298
00:59:34,112 --> 00:59:36,364
Your phone, or your vanity?
1299
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:45,600
What's it going to be Isabelle?
1300
00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:48,001
Your phone, or your vanity?
1301
01:00:01,389 --> 01:00:02,389
Who am I?
1302
01:00:07,562 --> 01:00:08,730
I'm worthless.
1303
01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:14,860
I hate myself.
1304
01:00:19,491 --> 01:00:20,575
I'm no one special.
1305
01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:36,758
Cut.
1306
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:39,845
That was great.
1307
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,740
- We got it.
- All right, well done.
1308
01:00:42,764 --> 01:00:43,807
Good work guys.
1309
01:00:43,849 --> 01:00:45,183
Oh, thank you.
1310
01:00:45,225 --> 01:00:46,977
Uh, you guys can pack up
and head home.
1311
01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:48,770
Thank you for a great day.
1312
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:50,689
Hey, yo, guys we got
the no one special hats,
1313
01:00:50,730 --> 01:00:52,816
the t-shirts,
and the baseball caps came in,
1314
01:00:52,858 --> 01:00:54,818
so Mark has one for each of you,
1315
01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:56,087
and take some for the family,
for the friends, and all that.
1316
01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:57,237
We love you guys.
1317
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:58,738
And great work. Thank you.
1318
01:00:58,780 --> 01:01:02,075
Okay, you think you can
get that up by tomorrow?
1319
01:01:02,117 --> 01:01:03,160
Yeah.
1320
01:01:03,201 --> 01:01:04,244
I can edit it tonight.
1321
01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:08,415
That's gonna work.
1322
01:01:08,456 --> 01:01:09,767
Hashtag real me,
we're gonna get the views back,
1323
01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:11,793
and what you did
with that Isabelle video
1324
01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:13,587
and you cut around
all of her crying.
1325
01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:16,006
It was, it's just like,
you're like a wizard.
1326
01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:17,841
It was just like mwah.
1327
01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:19,676
It was just perfection.
1328
01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:21,803
It's like so fuckin' tight.
1329
01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:22,845
That's too much, right?
1330
01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:25,307
Yeah, it's too much.
1331
01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:26,348
Right?
1332
01:01:27,893 --> 01:01:29,853
You thinking about Jake?
1333
01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:31,021
Yeah, a little.
1334
01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:32,522
Yeah, well...
1335
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:35,692
It was grow or die,
1336
01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:39,196
and he was holding us back.
1337
01:01:41,156 --> 01:01:43,033
And this is just feeling
so right.
1338
01:01:43,074 --> 01:01:45,785
Can you feel it? Like we're
about to go stratospheric.
1339
01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:50,707
Looking good, looking good.
1340
01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:52,000
All right.
1341
01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:53,311
See right there. We got Desmond.
1342
01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:55,045
He's amazing.
1343
01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:56,856
New York times
just did a huge profile on him.
1344
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,465
We got rola right over there.
1345
01:01:58,506 --> 01:01:59,841
Does a bit of everything:
1346
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:02,719
Fashion, movies,
food trendsetter.
1347
01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:06,223
Single handily brought back
cauliflower this year.
1348
01:02:06,264 --> 01:02:07,849
That's Jake Paul, blonde.
1349
01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:10,894
He's 5.8 billion views
on YouTube.
1350
01:02:10,936 --> 01:02:12,016
- Mhm.
- You know the story.
1351
01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:14,248
Patrick starr, right there,
far left.
1352
01:02:14,272 --> 01:02:16,233
Makeup tutorial. Great.
1353
01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:17,067
Who's that?
1354
01:02:17,108 --> 01:02:18,360
The other blonde.
1355
01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:19,819
Oh, the dirty blonde.
1356
01:02:19,861 --> 01:02:21,363
That's Lana.
1357
01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:23,365
She's fuckin',
a huge powerhouse.
1358
01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:25,951
She does these makeup tutorials
for christians,
1359
01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:29,162
look fresh for Jesus,
made $200 million last year.
1360
01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:30,664
It's fuckin' huge.
1361
01:02:30,705 --> 01:02:31,933
- Look at that.
- That's amazing.
1362
01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:33,500
I've never seen that.
1363
01:02:33,541 --> 01:02:35,061
- That's a selfie train.
- Greetings, fellas.
1364
01:02:35,085 --> 01:02:36,795
No one special.
1365
01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:38,129
A childhood icon.
1366
01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:39,881
I used to be obsessed with you.
1367
01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:41,049
Big fan.
1368
01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:42,550
- Yeah, 10 years ago.
- Crazy.
1369
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:43,952
- Nice to meet you.
- 12 years ago.
1370
01:02:44,636 --> 01:02:45,470
How are we doing? Are we set?
1371
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:47,055
I'm set, you set?
1372
01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,616
Oh man, you really shot
the moon with that suit.
1373
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:49,992
You look hotter
than a five dollar rolex.
1374
01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:51,685
Let's do this.
1375
01:02:51,726 --> 01:02:52,912
- Let's do it, let's do it.
- Showtime.
1376
01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:54,104
That's great. That's great.
1377
01:02:57,732 --> 01:02:59,109
Okay, show people.
1378
01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:00,902
I want us to have fun,
but just know
1379
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,029
we're live streaming this
so no swearing,
1380
01:03:03,071 --> 01:03:04,406
especially you, Desmond.
1381
01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:07,784
And we're gonna go live
right over here.
1382
01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:10,370
All right.
1383
01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:12,163
Welcome back
to the Ted wick show.
1384
01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:14,165
That's me.
1385
01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:16,367
I am right here with some
of your favorite influencers,
1386
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,587
and right now
we have the big guy.
1387
01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:20,714
No one special.
1388
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:24,092
I gotta say, man, I think you
and the work you do
1389
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:25,135
is super interesting.
1390
01:03:25,176 --> 01:03:26,136
Thanks for being with us.
1391
01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:27,345
No, thank you, Ted.
1392
01:03:27,387 --> 01:03:29,014
I'm very, very happy to be here.
1393
01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:30,974
The common thread
throughout most of your videos
1394
01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:33,310
seems to be a comment
on the viewer's isolation,
1395
01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:37,022
their over dependency
on social media, the Internet,
1396
01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:39,524
yet your growing popularity
is derived
1397
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:43,194
from your disdain, from the
very thing making you popular.
1398
01:03:43,236 --> 01:03:44,446
Ka-pow.
1399
01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:46,072
That's crazy, Ted.
1400
01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:47,866
That's really insightful.
Thank you.
1401
01:03:47,907 --> 01:03:50,452
And your biggest success
to date is kind of a game show
1402
01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:52,829
where you demonstrate
the viewers addiction
1403
01:03:52,871 --> 01:03:55,081
to their cell phones.
1404
01:03:55,123 --> 01:03:58,543
Your success directly contradicts
your message, does it not?
1405
01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:00,879
Sorry, uh, sorry, everybody,
ijusl
1406
01:04:02,464 --> 01:04:04,049
are you saying I'm a sellout,
Ted?
1407
01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:05,008
I'm not saying anything.
1408
01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:07,218
I'm merely asking the questions.
1409
01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:08,386
All right, good.
1410
01:04:08,428 --> 01:04:09,929
Good, great.
1411
01:04:09,971 --> 01:04:12,265
See I think that you
insult the viewers.
1412
01:04:12,307 --> 01:04:16,978
You tell them that they're
stupid for watching us.
1413
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:20,190
Wait, are you the person
that tells 10-year-old girls
1414
01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:21,941
to look sexy for Jesus?
1415
01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:25,070
No. I don't tell them
how to look sexy for Jesus.
1416
01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:26,630
Can you tell me
the passage in the Bible
1417
01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:28,073
where they talk
about contouring?
1418
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:29,657
What, what is that?
1419
01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:31,052
Is that corinthians?
Is that Genesis?
1420
01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:33,078
As a matter of fact, in Genesis,
1421
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:38,083
god commands us to take care
of all his creations,
1422
01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:40,126
and that includes ourselves.
1423
01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:42,003
So god is basically saying
cover up
1424
01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:44,089
all of your so-called flaws?
1425
01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:45,715
I need a root beer.
1426
01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:46,800
She needs a root beer.
1427
01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:48,718
Okay. There goes Desmond.
1428
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,011
I'm out. Goodbye.
1429
01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:51,096
God, I love that Desmond.
1430
01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:52,680
All right.
1431
01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:55,141
I got to say,
what I do love about you
1432
01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:57,602
is how you work
to empower people.
1433
01:04:57,644 --> 01:05:00,688
Now, here is a recent clip
of your online game show.
1434
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:01,874
What's your secret, Isabelle,
1435
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,233
for looking so damn fresh?
1436
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:06,611
I drink a lot of water, I guess?
1437
01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:08,321
Ah, Isabelle.
1438
01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:10,341
The choice is ultimately yours.
So what's it gonna be?
1439
01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:12,867
Is it gonna be your phone,
or your vanity?
1440
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:19,332
Wow.
1441
01:05:19,374 --> 01:05:20,976
Look at that young lady,
she looks so happy.
1442
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:25,046
And now here is
the same clip unedited.
1443
01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:26,506
It's just been sent to us
1444
01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:30,051
and it kind of tells
a different story.
1445
01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:31,511
Did you know about this?
1446
01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:32,553
I don't know.
1447
01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:34,657
Stop crying.
1448
01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:36,558
Stop crying right now.
1449
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:41,062
That's all you must do to
lead the revolution, Isabelle.
1450
01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:47,110
Making young girls cry.
1451
01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:49,529
Doesn't that go against
everything you stand for?
1452
01:05:51,072 --> 01:05:52,699
Wow, that's good.
That's very good, Ted.
1453
01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:53,926
That's not supposed to
be out there.
1454
01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:55,910
We, we cut that out of the show.
1455
01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:58,288
That poor girl.
What's wrong with you?
1456
01:05:58,329 --> 01:06:00,331
Patrick,
spare me your faux outrage,
1457
01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:02,083
just for a second, okay?
1458
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,477
That was an outtake
and we took it out.
1459
01:06:03,501 --> 01:06:05,086
Because you humiliated her.
1460
01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:07,088
It's out of context.
1461
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:09,316
People take seconds at a time
and try to judge you for that.
1462
01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:10,467
- Exactly.
- Only that.
1463
01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:12,719
But now what you're doing,
1464
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,530
you're humiliating a girl in
public, so who's the hypocrite?
1465
01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:15,739
- I didn't leak that clip.
- Fake news.
1466
01:06:15,763 --> 01:06:17,140
It's all over the Internet.
1467
01:06:17,182 --> 01:06:19,225
You know who made
that girl cry, Ted?
1468
01:06:19,267 --> 01:06:20,351
Not me.
1469
01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:21,978
- It was Lana.
- Excuse me?
1470
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:23,229
Lana made that girl cry.
1471
01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:25,023
-Lana, Lana... oh, me?
1472
01:06:25,064 --> 01:06:27,192
Lana is spreading toxic waste
into the culture, Ted.
1473
01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:28,902
She is poisoning.
1474
01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:30,778
You are, I'm sorry, baby,
but you are.
1475
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:32,965
You're poisoning the minds
and the souls and the hearts
1476
01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:34,908
of young girls
throughout the country,
1477
01:06:34,949 --> 01:06:36,993
and you are making them
soul sick
1478
01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:40,371
because you are telling them
subliminally and insidiously
1479
01:06:40,413 --> 01:06:42,165
that they are not enough
as they are,
1480
01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:43,726
that they are not acceptable
as they are.
1481
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,502
That if you don't look
like a Kardashian,
1482
01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:47,212
then you're nothing.
1483
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:48,564
That's the message
you're giving, Lana.
1484
01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:50,215
And let me tell you
something else
1485
01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:51,216
about Jesus said,
a prophet will not be accepted
1486
01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:53,134
in his hometown.
1487
01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:54,177
What?
1488
01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:55,595
Oh, come on, get off the cross.
1489
01:06:55,637 --> 01:06:57,180
We need the wood.
1490
01:06:57,222 --> 01:07:00,934
That poor, poor, poor,
poor girl.
1491
01:07:00,975 --> 01:07:02,101
How many poor's was that?
1492
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,122
Look, she still asked
for my number
1493
01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:06,189
at the end of the show.
1494
01:07:06,231 --> 01:07:07,565
Meaning what?
1495
01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:09,126
Meaning she couldn't have been
that sad
1496
01:07:09,150 --> 01:07:10,985
because she was still
trying to fuck me.
1497
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,779
Oh my goodness.
1498
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:14,113
Oh shit, this man.
1499
01:07:14,155 --> 01:07:15,341
Why would you even
bring that up?
1500
01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:16,741
- Okay.
- You're sick.
1501
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:18,201
Mr. Special, can I remind you,
1502
01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:20,119
we are live
and there are children watching.
1503
01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:21,663
Amen.
1504
01:07:21,704 --> 01:07:22,848
I bring it up, Lana,
because it's all
1505
01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,165
part of the same sickness.
1506
01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:26,417
If you bag a night
with a celebrity,
1507
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,312
it's just another way of trying
to prove that you're worthy.
1508
01:07:28,336 --> 01:07:30,004
She should know she is worthy.
1509
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:31,273
She shouldn't need to prove it.
1510
01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:32,549
That's not a life.
1511
01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:33,817
That's not a life worth living.
1512
01:07:33,841 --> 01:07:35,218
- This...
- This dude.
1513
01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:38,638
Why don't we talk
about your background?
1514
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,598
We tried doing
a little research on you
1515
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,976
before you came on the show
and we couldn't find anything.
1516
01:07:43,017 --> 01:07:44,185
I know what this is.
1517
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:45,186
Where'd you grow up?
1518
01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:47,188
This is the point of the show
1519
01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:49,566
where you are trying
to resuscitate your career.
1520
01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:51,568
Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca.
1521
01:07:51,609 --> 01:07:52,485
- Ca!
- Take it down a notch.
1522
01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:54,112
Did I hit a nerve?
1523
01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:55,697
You want to know who I am, Ted?
1524
01:07:58,449 --> 01:07:59,826
You wanna know the real me?
1525
01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:07,709
I eat, I shit, and I'll die
like everybody else.
1526
01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:09,294
You want me to shit, Ted?
1527
01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:10,813
- I'll shit for you, Ted.
- Profanity.
1528
01:08:10,837 --> 01:08:12,505
Want to see the real me?
1529
01:08:12,547 --> 01:08:14,149
You wanna see me shit Ted?
1530
01:08:14,173 --> 01:08:15,651
'Cause I'll, you know,
I'll, I'll shit.
1531
01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:18,136
- Oh yeah, right.
- This is what happens, kids,
1532
01:08:18,177 --> 01:08:22,181
when you try to attack
the system.
1533
01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:25,226
The system will try
to attack you
1534
01:08:25,268 --> 01:08:28,646
and the only way
to beat the system
1535
01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:33,318
is to take a big, fat, shit
on it.
1536
01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:35,111
- Oh my...
- Security.
1537
01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:36,153
Woo!
1538
01:08:37,488 --> 01:08:38,488
Woo!
1539
01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:40,949
Ya-hoo!
1540
01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:43,703
You want a taste, honey?
1541
01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:45,747
Whoa, hey, hey.
1542
01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:47,081
Mark, get 'em Mark!
1543
01:08:47,915 --> 01:08:48,833
What's everyone afraid of?
1544
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,293
It's just play-do.
1545
01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:56,883
Come and get me.
1546
01:08:56,924 --> 01:08:57,943
Come and get me, come
and get me, come and get me.
1547
01:08:57,967 --> 01:08:58,967
No, no, no, Mark!
1548
01:08:59,927 --> 01:09:01,137
Don't touch him.
1549
01:09:01,179 --> 01:09:02,388
I'll find someone to sue you!
1550
01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:04,140
This is a fight for your life!
1551
01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:05,725
This is the fight for your life!
1552
01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:07,435
Don't watch anything.
1553
01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:08,936
Don't view anything.
1554
01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:10,480
Don't like anything.
1555
01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:12,065
Don't click anything.
1556
01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:14,067
Don't let them turn you
into zombies.
1557
01:09:14,108 --> 01:09:15,735
They're trying to kill you,
unplug-
1558
01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:20,299
Go, 90, 9°, 9°,
drive, drive, drive.
1559
01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:21,550
- Drive, drive!
- Go, go, go, go!
1560
01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:23,451
- Woo!
- You are crazy!
1561
01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:30,248
Are you okay?
1562
01:09:33,586 --> 01:09:35,296
Hey.
1563
01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,006
I gotta be at this thing.
1564
01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:38,299
What is it?
1565
01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:39,401
Oh, it's just some pool party
1566
01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:40,760
Mark wants me to go to.
1567
01:09:40,802 --> 01:09:42,512
You would hate it.
You wanna come?
1568
01:09:42,553 --> 01:09:43,553
Okay.
1569
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:51,354
All right, that's my ride.
1570
01:09:51,396 --> 01:09:52,396
I gotta go.
1571
01:09:53,731 --> 01:09:54,731
Hey.
1572
01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:57,943
Always us.
1573
01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:13,793
I greasy train wheels squeal
like crying children I
1574
01:10:14,961 --> 01:10:19,048
I oh yes, they shriek
like moaning lovers I
1575
01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:21,050
I whoa whoa whoa oh I
1576
01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:25,847
I greasy train wheels squeak
like crying children I
1577
01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:31,352
I oh yes they shriek
like moaning lovers I
1578
01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:33,438
I whoa whoa whoa oh I
1579
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:38,443
I all the love is flowing
from my heart I
1580
01:10:39,694 --> 01:10:44,365
I all the love is flowing
from my heart I
1581
01:10:49,203 --> 01:10:50,329
thank you.
1582
01:10:59,338 --> 01:11:00,338
Hey.
1583
01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:04,010
Is that your song?
1584
01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:05,051
Yeah.
1585
01:11:06,137 --> 01:11:07,472
It's beautiful.
1586
01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:08,513
Thank you.
1587
01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:10,724
I'm sorry.
1588
01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:13,143
I'm sorry, too.
1589
01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:16,856
I really need your help.
1590
01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:20,860
It's all falling apart
and I need you to come back
1591
01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:22,236
so I can put it back together.
1592
01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:25,490
I want to go back
to the way things were.
1593
01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:27,658
I want to incorporate
more of your ideas.
1594
01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:28,700
I can't.
1595
01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:43,132
Was it you that leaked
the footage of Isabelle?
1596
01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:44,467
Wow, really?
1597
01:11:45,384 --> 01:11:46,803
Is that why you came back here?
1598
01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:48,513
To see if I leaked
the fucking video?
1599
01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:49,615
You think I want to subject
that girl
1600
01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:50,807
to even more humiliation?
1601
01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:51,933
Who do you think I am?
1602
01:11:54,894 --> 01:11:56,020
He's full of shit.
1603
01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:01,067
That's not even his name.
1604
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:02,819
He's not who he says he is.
1605
01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:04,403
I spoke to his brother.
1606
01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:06,285
He was the one yelling at him
in the graveyard.
1607
01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:08,491
He's a rich kid.
1608
01:12:08,533 --> 01:12:11,160
Really. His parents are alive.
1609
01:12:11,202 --> 01:12:12,578
Link's parents died.
1610
01:12:15,581 --> 01:12:16,916
His brother tracked us down.
1611
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:18,751
Here.
1612
01:12:18,793 --> 01:12:20,503
Read this.
1613
01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:21,546
Okay?
1614
01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:23,464
There's a lot in here.
1615
01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:24,465
He burned down his school.
He's been institutionalized.
1616
01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:26,425
The family is covering it up.
1617
01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:28,553
You can call me jealous,
you can call me pathetic,
1618
01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:30,346
but I am telling you
he is a liar
1619
01:12:30,388 --> 01:12:31,764
and you need to open your eyes.
1620
01:12:36,727 --> 01:12:39,355
Why would you do this?
1621
01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:40,940
Because I'm in love with you.
1622
01:12:43,568 --> 01:12:45,069
And I've always been in love
with you,
1623
01:12:45,111 --> 01:12:46,911
and I know that doesn't
even matter, but I am.
1624
01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:54,619
I'm sorry.
1625
01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:20,563
What do you call that?
1626
01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:21,623
Trust me,
I'm gonna get you out of here.
1627
01:13:21,647 --> 01:13:22,607
You gotta kick the habit.
1628
01:13:22,648 --> 01:13:23,983
Do you eat peanuts?
1629
01:13:24,025 --> 01:13:25,526
There's a lot of peanuts
in Thai food.
1630
01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:26,628
All right,
intimacy levels are too high.
1631
01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:27,570
Abort mission.
1632
01:13:27,612 --> 01:13:28,821
Why'd you do that?
1633
01:13:28,863 --> 01:13:30,132
It's beautiful,
it's a part of you.
1634
01:13:30,156 --> 01:13:31,356
You gotta be dumb to be smart.
1635
01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:34,577
Shit!
1636
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:41,584
Hey Frankie.
1637
01:13:41,626 --> 01:13:43,169
Hey Frankie.
1638
01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:44,503
Hey Frankie.
1639
01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:45,545
Hey Frankie.
1640
01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:47,965
Are you okay?
1641
01:13:48,007 --> 01:13:49,425
I'm fine.
1642
01:13:49,467 --> 01:13:50,611
- I just cut my hand.
- Oh, shit.
1643
01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:51,928
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, no, no.
1644
01:13:51,969 --> 01:13:53,429
- Can I see?
- Yeah, yeah.
1645
01:13:53,471 --> 01:13:56,015
Ow.
1646
01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:57,350
I'm sorry.
1647
01:13:57,391 --> 01:13:58,476
- It's okay.
- That sucks.
1648
01:13:58,517 --> 01:13:59,602
Okay, keep pressure on it.
1649
01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:02,063
I'll get you something.
1650
01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:04,982
Uh, let's see
what we got in here.
1651
01:14:05,024 --> 01:14:07,193
We're gonna fix you up.
1652
01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,070
Here, this is going to be nice.
1653
01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:10,111
Let me see.
1654
01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:21,832
I wanted to tell you
I got this kind of big news
1655
01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:25,503
and I didn't want to share
with anybody but you.
1656
01:14:29,423 --> 01:14:31,092
What is it?
1657
01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:33,511
They want me to headline
a live stream event for YouTube.
1658
01:14:38,349 --> 01:14:43,229
And I just realized that I got
nothing to say without you.
1659
01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:45,314
It scares me.
1660
01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:47,858
I've never felt this way about
another human being before.
1661
01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:22,518
I you've gotta wonder
what the story means I
1662
01:15:27,106 --> 01:15:32,069
I it's under all of us,
it goes unseen I
1663
01:15:33,738 --> 01:15:35,573
I you've given your purpose I
1664
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:38,659
I now they've taken your dream I
1665
01:15:38,701 --> 01:15:43,247
I but you can't hide
behind the two extremes I
1666
01:15:43,289 --> 01:15:47,501
I your weight in the world I
1667
01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:48,878
I could definitely do it.
1668
01:15:48,919 --> 01:15:51,172
Yeah, it's very easy to do.
1669
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:53,924
What the fuck?
1670
01:15:56,093 --> 01:15:57,344
It's crazy.
1671
01:15:57,386 --> 01:15:59,263
It's crazy.
1672
01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:01,140
Imagine this place
full of people?
1673
01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:02,683
A couple hundred
lucky ticket holders,
1674
01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:04,727
an estimated
five million watching live.
1675
01:16:04,769 --> 01:16:07,521
- Around the world!
- Around the world!
1676
01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:10,316
Crazy.
1677
01:16:10,357 --> 01:16:11,835
And Mark thinks
I can fly in from the back.
1678
01:16:11,859 --> 01:16:12,902
Why?
1679
01:16:12,943 --> 01:16:15,321
Spectacle is why. Look at this.
1680
01:16:15,362 --> 01:16:17,990
But we haven't even figured out
what we're gonna say?
1681
01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:21,911
Maybe we'll figure that out
later.
1682
01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:23,764
And you're even gonna hear 'em
over the screaming anyway.
1683
01:16:23,788 --> 01:16:24,828
Let me show you something.
1684
01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:26,707
You guys wanna see
something crazy?
1685
01:16:26,749 --> 01:16:28,292
Sure.
1686
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,753
This right here,
this is a trap door.
1687
01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:31,921
Whoa!
1688
01:16:31,962 --> 01:16:32,962
Oh!
1689
01:16:50,397 --> 01:16:52,233
Roberts faced heavy trolling
1690
01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:54,527
on social media after a clip
surfaced of the game show.
1691
01:16:54,568 --> 01:16:57,780
Mr. Special defended his
actions at a round table discussion
1692
01:16:57,822 --> 01:17:01,033
where he accused Ms. Roberts
of trying to seduce him.
1693
01:17:01,075 --> 01:17:02,868
She couldn't have been that sad
1694
01:17:02,910 --> 01:17:04,745
because she was still trying.
1695
01:17:04,787 --> 01:17:06,747
If you bag a night
with a celebrity,
1696
01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:09,142
it's just another way of trying
to prove that you're worthy.
1697
01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:11,836
She shouldn't need to prove it.
That's not a life.
1698
01:17:11,877 --> 01:17:13,963
That's not a life worth living.
1699
01:17:14,004 --> 01:17:15,756
Early reports suggest
1700
01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:17,550
she hanged herself
in her bedroom closet.
1701
01:17:17,591 --> 01:17:21,053
A coroner at the scene
says he does not believe...
1702
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,477
Mark.
1703
01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:52,728
Mark.
1704
01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:54,980
Have you seen this?
1705
01:18:55,022 --> 01:18:55,814
Everybody hates me.
1706
01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:57,274
Everyone's blaming me.
1707
01:18:57,316 --> 01:18:59,944
It says
no one special's canceled.
1708
01:19:01,195 --> 01:19:02,505
This asshole
needs to burn in hell.
1709
01:19:02,529 --> 01:19:04,073
How are we going to fix it?
1710
01:19:04,114 --> 01:19:06,992
You told her
her life wasn't worth living.
1711
01:19:07,034 --> 01:19:08,744
I didn't ask her
to kill herself.
1712
01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:11,913
Are you blaming me, too?
1713
01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:14,667
Oh, oh, oh.
1714
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:18,087
Wow, wow, wow, fu...
1715
01:19:18,128 --> 01:19:20,047
A girl is dead
and all you care about
1716
01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:21,757
is what people
are saying about you.
1717
01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:26,762
Jake talked to your brother.
1718
01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:32,935
Have you told me
one single thing that was true?
1719
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,320
I'm sorry.
1720
01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:49,076
I'm sorry I didn't stop you.
1721
01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:10,115
Hey guys, so I read the news
about link and Isabelle
1722
01:21:10,157 --> 01:21:12,034
and I want to apologize
for even having
1723
01:21:12,076 --> 01:21:13,619
that guy on the show.
1724
01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:14,846
To Isabelle,
my condolences go out to you.
1725
01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:15,954
This makes me so mad.
1726
01:21:15,996 --> 01:21:17,706
This could have been prevented.
1727
01:21:17,748 --> 01:21:19,059
- What's up with this dude?
- You're a joke.
1728
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:20,518
- This woman is dead...
- Thrown in jail!
1729
01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:22,628
That girl
was just a fuckin' ho...
1730
01:21:22,669 --> 01:21:23,855
- He had very good points.
- Murderer.
1731
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,172
He killed that girl.
1732
01:21:25,214 --> 01:21:26,441
I like
how he tells it how it is.
1733
01:21:26,465 --> 01:21:28,092
This guy is an a-one scumbag.
1734
01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:29,903
I think that no one special
should be president.
1735
01:21:29,927 --> 01:21:31,804
-I just wanna say-
-fuck no one special.
1736
01:21:31,845 --> 01:21:34,890
- You suck.
- We love no one special.
1737
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:07,960
I want to dedicate this
performance to Isabelle Roberts.
1738
01:24:08,001 --> 01:24:09,962
Isabelle was an amazing girl
1739
01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:14,132
and she passed away tragically
two days ago.
1740
01:24:14,174 --> 01:24:16,343
I want to send out all my love,
1741
01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:20,889
my thoughts, and my prayers
to her family and her friends.
1742
01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:24,393
And I wanna say I'm sorry.
1743
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:27,895
I'm sorry.
1744
01:24:39,908 --> 01:24:44,037
I've been told that I should
feel some responsibility
1745
01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:45,455
for what happened and...
1746
01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:49,459
But I can't just stand here
and...
1747
01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:51,837
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
1748
01:24:51,878 --> 01:24:54,298
That, that part's canceled.
1749
01:24:54,339 --> 01:24:57,342
I can't just stand here
and accept responsibility
1750
01:24:57,384 --> 01:24:59,845
for someone else's choices,
actions,
1751
01:24:59,886 --> 01:25:03,348
and in fact it was you
who pushed her
1752
01:25:03,390 --> 01:25:05,100
over the fucking cliff's edge.
1753
01:25:07,728 --> 01:25:11,315
Yeah, you,
with your gutless trolling.
1754
01:25:12,524 --> 01:25:15,068
You killed her, motherfucker!
1755
01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:16,278
All of you killed her.
1756
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:17,738
That's the truth.
1757
01:25:17,779 --> 01:25:18,965
And you're trying
to kill me, too,
1758
01:25:18,989 --> 01:25:20,049
and I'm not gonna let it happen.
1759
01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:21,241
No, not today.
1760
01:25:21,283 --> 01:25:22,283
Not ever.
1761
01:25:25,245 --> 01:25:27,664
Easy to talk shit when
it's behind a screen, right?
1762
01:25:27,706 --> 01:25:29,833
What about right now?
I dare you.
1763
01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,894
Come through that computer
screen you're hiding behind,
1764
01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:34,963
stand in this room, stand
face to face, do it to my face.
1765
01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:36,673
Anybody in the room, anybody?
1766
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:44,097
Look, maybe I did push
Isabelle too far. Maybe I did.
1767
01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:47,267
I pushed her too far.
Maybe I was using her for views.
1768
01:25:47,309 --> 01:25:49,853
I'll cop to that,
but I did it for you.
1769
01:25:52,522 --> 01:25:55,067
You see what this shit
is doing to us?
1770
01:25:55,108 --> 01:25:56,652
We're not real to each other
anymore
1771
01:25:56,693 --> 01:25:58,862
and we're all
just using each other.
1772
01:25:58,904 --> 01:26:00,364
This isn't a vi...
1773
01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:02,008
I'm not a video game.
I'm not two dimensional.
1774
01:26:02,032 --> 01:26:04,242
I'm not two-d.
I'm flesh and I'm blood.
1775
01:26:04,284 --> 01:26:06,370
You're all flesh and blood.
1776
01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:07,954
Isabelle was flesh and blood.
1777
01:26:08,789 --> 01:26:10,350
We're all just
fucking killing each other,
1778
01:26:10,374 --> 01:26:11,374
like it's sport.
1779
01:26:14,252 --> 01:26:15,252
We're fucked.
1780
01:26:16,838 --> 01:26:18,298
Oh, you want me to be nice?
1781
01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:19,883
I almost had you, didn't I?
1782
01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:24,179
With the candles
and the choir and the singing.
1783
01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:28,225
That's what we want him to say.
What a good boy.
1784
01:26:28,266 --> 01:26:30,143
He's playing so nice.
1785
01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:31,603
We can let him back in the club.
1786
01:26:32,813 --> 01:26:35,524
Fuck that club!
1787
01:26:35,565 --> 01:26:37,526
I'm trying to wake you up
from that club,
1788
01:26:37,567 --> 01:26:40,153
you numbed out,
dead inside zombies!
1789
01:26:42,322 --> 01:26:44,116
You're all dead!
1790
01:26:44,157 --> 01:26:45,157
You're all numb!
1791
01:26:46,410 --> 01:26:47,953
I'm sorry.
1792
01:26:47,994 --> 01:26:49,621
This is the first time
in my life
1793
01:26:49,663 --> 01:26:51,516
where I felt a part
of something bigger than me,
1794
01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:52,725
something that I don't
want to lose.
1795
01:26:52,749 --> 01:26:54,000
I don't want to lose you,
1796
01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:58,338
but I refuse
to let you straitjacket me!
1797
01:27:02,426 --> 01:27:03,593
I can't.
1798
01:27:03,635 --> 01:27:05,303
I gotta speak my truth, man.
1799
01:27:05,345 --> 01:27:06,596
I gotta speak my truth.
1800
01:27:06,638 --> 01:27:08,348
You know, what's crazy?
1801
01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:11,727
I want to do what I want.
1802
01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:13,770
I'm on the stage.
I don't give a fuck.
1803
01:27:13,812 --> 01:27:15,397
I'll fuckin' hump the stage.
1804
01:27:22,863 --> 01:27:26,783
I'm not gonna play
fucking coldplay songs.
1805
01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:29,369
I'm not gonna play
coldplay songs.
1806
01:27:29,411 --> 01:27:31,329
Fucking watch coldplay!
1807
01:27:31,371 --> 01:27:33,373
You're trying to kill my deep,
profound,
1808
01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:35,000
life giving impulse.
1809
01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:36,418
I'm not gonna let you do it.
1810
01:27:36,460 --> 01:27:37,627
No! Hell no.
1811
01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:38,669
Not today.
1812
01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:43,592
You know what the best part
of all this is?
1813
01:27:43,633 --> 01:27:45,427
You're just the same as me,
1814
01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:48,013
way down there
in that deep dark pit
1815
01:27:48,054 --> 01:27:49,598
you're afraid to look inside.
1816
01:27:49,639 --> 01:27:51,975
I'm just the only one
that's willing to say it.
1817
01:27:56,563 --> 01:27:58,315
My name is Alex goodrich.
1818
01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:01,651
I'm from Connecticut,
1819
01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:06,656
and this is the first time
I'm telling you the truth.
1820
01:28:09,534 --> 01:28:11,328
And all I need to know is
1821
01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:15,373
are you with me
or are you against me?
1822
01:28:20,337 --> 01:28:23,089
And if you're with me,
click that like button.
1823
01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:31,931
Fuck you.
1824
01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:35,309
You're welcome.
1825
01:28:45,570 --> 01:28:48,490
No one special! No one special!
1826
01:28:48,532 --> 01:28:50,951
No one special! No one special!
1827
01:28:51,952 --> 01:28:53,620
No one special!
1828
01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:57,666
Special, special,
special, special, special,
1829
01:28:57,707 --> 01:28:59,876
special, special, special.
1830
01:30:52,113 --> 01:30:56,534
I seeing it fell down I
1831
01:30:56,576 --> 01:30:59,996
I didn't make a sound I
1832
01:31:00,038 --> 01:31:05,001
I can you live here anymore I
1833
01:31:05,835 --> 01:31:10,590
I what's outside your door I
1834
01:31:10,632 --> 01:31:13,760
I home is on the floor I
1835
01:31:13,802 --> 01:31:18,765
I can you be here anymore I
1836
01:31:19,724 --> 01:31:24,437
I it's taken longer
than you've seen back home I
1837
01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:27,857
I yeah I
1838
01:31:54,384 --> 01:31:58,930
I seeing it fell down I
1839
01:31:58,972 --> 01:32:02,475
I didn't make a sound I
1840
01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:07,480
I can you live here anymore I
1841
01:32:08,314 --> 01:32:12,819
I what's outside your door I
1842
01:32:12,861 --> 01:32:16,322
I home is on the floor I
1843
01:32:16,364 --> 01:32:21,286
I can you be here anymore I
1844
01:32:21,911 --> 01:32:26,875
I it's taken longer
than you've seen back home I
1845
01:32:28,835 --> 01:32:33,298
I it's harder
in the background I
1846
01:32:33,339 --> 01:32:37,635
I you try to make someone
confused I
1847
01:32:37,677 --> 01:32:42,307
I they're seeing
where you come from I
1848
01:32:42,348 --> 01:32:47,520
I it's worse
when it's all you can do I
1849
01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:51,775
I ooh ooh ooh I
1850
01:32:51,816 --> 01:32:56,529
I it's harder
in the background I
1851
01:32:56,571 --> 01:33:00,784
I you try to make someone
confused I
1852
01:33:00,825 --> 01:33:05,538
I they're seeing
where you come from I
1853
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:10,752
I it's worse
when it's all you can do I
1854
01:33:19,552 --> 01:33:23,973
I seeing it fell down I
1855
01:33:24,015 --> 01:33:27,560
I didn't make a sound I
1856
01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:32,565
I can you live here anymore I
1857
01:33:33,274 --> 01:33:37,821
I what's outside your door I
1858
01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:41,741
I home is on the floor I
1859
01:33:41,783 --> 01:33:47,038
I can you be here anymore I
1860
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:52,043
I it's taken longer
than you've seen back home I
1861
01:33:53,962 --> 01:33:58,383
I it's harder
in the background I
1862
01:33:58,424 --> 01:34:02,846
I you try to make someone
confused I
1863
01:34:02,887 --> 01:34:07,559
I they're seeing
where you come from I
1864
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:12,772
I it's worse
when it's all you can do I
1865
01:34:12,814 --> 01:34:16,776
I ooh ooh ooh I
1866
01:34:16,818 --> 01:34:21,281
I it's harder
in the background I
1867
01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:25,785
I you try to make someone
confused I
1868
01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:30,582
I they're seeing
where you come from I
1869
01:34:30,623 --> 01:34:35,837
I it's worse
when it's all you can do I
1870
01:34:35,879 --> 01:34:38,464
I ooh ooh ooh I
121069
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