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♪♪
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[crowd cheering]
[camera shutter clicks]
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[narrating]
Look at that guy--
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happier than an arcade kid
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with a pocket
full of quarters.
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Why? Oh, maybe because
I'm insanely wealthy?
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Now, this wasn't
some random windfall.
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We made this loot
the old-fashioned way--
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by capturing Thanos,
Mad Titan of the Galaxy,
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twice.
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Now that we have
more money than Odin,
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the question remains--
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will success change
the Guardians of the Galaxy?
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Nah.
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We're gonna do
what we always do--
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[grunting]
something good,
something bad.
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Something expensive!
Ahh!
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Whoa. Rocket, what's
with the chop shop?
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[clears throat]
Now that I got enough units
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to keep my units in a fortress
made of units,
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I'm gonna retire in style,
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and I'm taking everything
I brought to this ship with me.
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Retire? It's victory lap time.
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We have years of mall
openings, talk shows,
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and all-expense-paid
thank-you junkets
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if we stick together.
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Nothing sticks to Drax.
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My battle-hardened skin
repels all parasites.
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However, I'm not destined
to be Drax the Celebrity.
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He has a point, Quill.
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Does the galaxy truly
need more celebrities?
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Guys, celebrities
inspire people--
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how they live, what they wear,
where they go.
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Don't you see?
We have a duty to the galaxy.
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The only duty I have is
to spend a gajillion units!
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Which is why I got this--
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the Timely Teleportation
Company's U-Got-It 7!
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For a nominal fee,
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this baby can instantly
teleport anything I want to me,
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or me to it.
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Uh, you mind?
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I'm trying to unite us
with an inspiring speech.
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Now, who's for basking
in the glory and recognition
that we deserve?
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Seriously? No one?
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Ah, Rocket, old pal,
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I knew I could count on you
to stand with me.
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What? Me?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I got a lifetime
of conspicuous
consumption ahead of me.
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See ya!
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[Quill]
Hey! He took my chair!
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♪♪ [dance beat]
[announcer]
Coming soon
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to the Conjunction
Galactic Network--
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Star-Lord's Super-Awesome
Variety Hour!
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♪♪ [continues]
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Good evening,
fellow rich people!
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[chattering]
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Yo, pal, what's the most
expensive drink on the ship?
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That would be the Gramosian
Royal Blend 4-D Spiced Tea.
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Gramosian tea?
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No way me and my
soon-to-be hundred
or so best friends
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are gonna
drink that swill.
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[beeps]
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Huh?
Oh.
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[Rocket]
That's right, folks--
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Asgardian World Tree Extract.
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Only five barrels of this stuff
exist in the universe.
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And this one's on me.
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[cheering, chattering]
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[sniffing]
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Wait a minute.
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Someone out there
ain't partaking
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of my extremely generous
hospitality.
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Wraith?
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[thump]
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My refreshments
ain't good enough for you?
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I do not drink.
I do not eat.
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I require no sustenance
of any kind,
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for I am neither
dead nor alive,
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forged in the crucible
of the Exoteric Latitude.
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Yeesh. I liked you better
when you didn't talk.
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Now, this wouldn't
have anything to do
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with all those times
I stole from you
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or humiliated you
or got the best of you?
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No.
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So you're just gonna
turn down a gift
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from the best bounty
hunter in the galaxy?
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You can't be the best.
You're retired.
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And proud of it.
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I went out on top
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and got nothing left to prove.
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Really?
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[coughing, spitting]
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Fine. You want a challenge?
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Name the bounty.
Any time, any place.
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[announcer]
N.O.V.A.S.,
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stories of the Corps,
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and the worst criminals
in the galaxy.
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Tonight's most wanted--
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Ichtryo Pike,
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a literally slimy con man
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who bilks the poor and needy.
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The Nova Corps
have put a bounty
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of 50,000 units on his head.
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Your bounty is mine, Pike.
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Aah!
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[grumbles]
Hmm?
[cracking]
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Ohh, that's not good.
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I surrender! I surrender!
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[Rocket]
Miss me, ghoul boy?
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You may be an okay
bounty hunter, Wraith,
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but you can't outwit
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a double-barreled
ion cannon--
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retail value, 10,000 units.
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[whimpering]
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[yelling]
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Ahh.
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No use running, fish-boy.
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You're about to be snagged
by the best there is.
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Ya hear that, Pike?
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You have a tractor beam?
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Why didn't you use that first?
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Hey! Do I tell you
how to swindle
little old ladies?
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Like taking candy
from a retnok.
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[Pike]
Mr. Rocket,
as you may have heard,
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I've made quite a haul
of my own.
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I'm certain you and I could
come to an accommodation.
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Zip it, brine breath,
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or I'll show you
the business end
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of my brand-new upgraded
Quad Blaster.
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I do not have brine breath.
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And what kind of a--
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Expensive upgrades, dummy.
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As in 50,000 units
expensive.
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This thing's got settings
I ain't never seen before--
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not just "zap" and "stun,"
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but "obliterate,"
"disintegrate"!
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Right, Groot?
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Uh, sorry. Force of habit.
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Eh-heh? Hmm?
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[yells]
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[gun cocks]
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Mine.
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Throw him back now,
space zombie,
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or I swear I'll--
Catch.
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[beeping]
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Enjoy the gift.
[whimpering]
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Aw, krutack.
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Mr. Wraith, forgive me
being so forward,
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but I hope there's
more to your plan
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than mere floatation
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in the endless vacuum of space.
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At the risk of sounding
like a poor guest, um,
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have you such a thing
as a, uh, seat cushion
on board?
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No.
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[alarm sounding]
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Is that bad?
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Yes.
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[Rocket]
Attention,
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second-best bounty hunter
in the galaxy.
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Prepare to lose to the first!
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Yo, tall, dark, and gloomy,
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any time you want
to surrender,
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I got no problem
blasting the fugitive
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out of your ship
one bit at a time.
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Whoa!
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Are you by chance aware
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there is a crazed vermin
with a blaster
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taking pieces of your ship?
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Yes.
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Aren't you afraid?
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Fear murders the soul
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faster than plasma bolts
do the body.
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I believe I preferred you
when you were monosyllabic.
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[whimpers]
Is there a chance
I could use your restroom?
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Don't be so flargin'
stubborn, Wraith.
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Second best ain't that bad.
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[toilet flushes]
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Whoa!
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Ooh!
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Oh!
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What the flarg,
fish-face?
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[whimpering]
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[shouting]
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[whimpering]
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Clear off, Wraith.
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This is my bounty.
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Not yet.
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[grunts]
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[creaking]
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Freeze, you Gunoovian
slime rat!
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I set this thing
to "expunge,"
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and I got no idea
what that even means.
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Shh.
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Don't you shush me, paleface!
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[creaking]
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[sighs]
Allow me.
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Wait.
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[Rocket]
Whoa!
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Aah! Hey!
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That's worth 50,000 units!
Aah!
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Note to self--
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never use "expunge."
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Aah!
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[whimpering]
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[shouting]
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Pike, you still alive?
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I need you alive
for the bounty.
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Hmm, I have been better.
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Ah.
Yes. I am the best.
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In your pasty face, Wraith!
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Wraith?
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Holy krutack.
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What have I done?
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Curious. I would never
have mistook you
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for the remorseful type.
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Hey, I got scruples.
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Not a lot, but if I
blow a hole in a guy,
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then I don't deserve
to be the best.
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Agreed.
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[both scream]
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I told you, I am
neither dead nor alive.
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My body is animated
by alien parasites.
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There is no injury from which
they will not repair me.
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You lousy krutackin' faker!
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I ought to put
ten holes in you!
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But first I got
a bounty to collect.
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How are you gonna
get to Nova Corps?
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Watch me.
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What in the blazes?
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You blithering fool!
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You didn't teleport us
to Nova Corps.
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You teleported
Nova Corps to us!
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[Rocket]
At considerable expense,
I might add.
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[Nova Prime]
I should have known you'd
be involved in this debacle.
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But this was
all Wraith's fault.
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Our scanners haven't picked up
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any additional life-forms.
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That's 'cause he ain't alive.
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You are going to spend
the rest of your life
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paying to teleport this entire
facility back to Xandar.
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Eh, any chance I can use
the bounty on this guy
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as a down payment?
[chuckles]
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No.
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Well, I guess
I'd better get to work.
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I'll bring it back!
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Soon as I collect
a few more bounties.
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Not if I collect the bounty
on you, fuzzball.
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[announcer on P.A.]
Welcome to the Xandar
Space Port.
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For your safety,
all unattended baggage
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will be immediately
disintegrated.
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I am Groot?
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Yeah, so?
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I am Groot?
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I gave at the office.
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[sighs]
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Looking for a ride, buddy?
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We can get you anywhere.
For a price.
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I am Groot.
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I think
we got a very special
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and wealthy passenger here.
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Why don't you and I
discuss terms
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00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:06,460
while my partner
readies our ship, huh?
263
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,580
I am Groot.
264
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,880
Uh, we keep our ship
away from the space port
265
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,250
on account of it being
so nice a ride.
266
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,460
Uh, we don't want
to make others envious.
267
00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:24,460
I am Groot.
268
00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:28,120
Sleep tight, tree-man.
269
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,580
[clatter]
Huh?
270
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:36,620
[coughing]
271
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:38,710
I am Groot!
272
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,790
I am Groot!
273
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:42,960
[grunts]
274
00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:46,500
[groaning]
275
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,170
[coughs]
276
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,960
What do we do
with him now?
277
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,580
Grab his unit tablet.
278
00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:54,960
Take him
back to the ship.
279
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,710
Dump him somewhere
no one will find him.
280
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,620
[groaning]
281
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:08,250
I am Groot.
282
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:20,710
[inhales, groans]
283
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,620
I am Groot.
284
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,420
[gasping]
285
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:41,710
Uhh...
286
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,420
[groaning]
287
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:55,000
I am Groot.
288
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:59,500
[gasping]
289
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,540
[growling]
290
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,750
Ah. I am Groot.
291
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,830
[gasps]
292
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,040
I am Gr--
293
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,250
[coughing]
294
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:32,250
[weakly]
I am Groot...
295
00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:36,380
Dad, look.
296
00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:38,880
It must be some kind
of alien visitor.
297
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:43,500
Oh, darling, you don't need
another imaginary friend.
298
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,790
It's just some
ancient wood carving.
299
00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:48,620
[groaning]
300
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:51,290
We could put him in our field,
301
00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:53,620
use him to scare away
the pests.
302
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,580
[creatures chittering]
303
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,670
[chittering]
304
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,000
Fine. But we need to go.
305
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,670
I don't like the look
of these jerboids.
306
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,250
Okay, Groot. It's not
just the big jerboids
307
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,580
you got to look out for.
308
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:14,960
There's also the babies.
309
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,920
Only they're not
after the water.
310
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,710
They want to eat our crops.
311
00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:21,580
[grunts]
312
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:25,170
I am Groot.
313
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,080
For me?
314
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000
No one's ever given me
a present like this.
315
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,830
Thank you.
316
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,920
[groans]
I am Groot.
317
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,580
[chittering]
318
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:06,000
Get out!
Get out, vermin!
319
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,210
I ought to chop that thing
up for cooking fuel.
320
00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:14,500
Daddy, don't.
Groot made me this.
321
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,000
He only needs water.
322
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,500
Can't you see?
323
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,500
What's the first rule
of the desert?
324
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,290
Never waste your water.
325
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,830
Because if you let
even one drop out--
326
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,670
The jerboids will come.
327
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,540
Exactly.
328
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,920
But I think Groot
needs the water.
329
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,880
Hmm.
330
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,710
He didn't mean it, Groot,
331
00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,880
about chopping you up
for cooking fuel.
332
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:42,540
[snoring]
333
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,750
He won't miss a little water.
334
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:17,120
I am Groot.
335
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,750
Don't tell my dad, okay? Whoa!
336
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,750
No!
337
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,830
[gasps]
[chittering]
338
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,960
[whimpering]
339
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,790
Aah!
340
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:35,830
Run!
341
00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:41,620
What are you waiting for?
342
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,830
Go!
343
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,210
[panting]
No! Get back inside!
344
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,000
No, no, no, no, no!
[screaming]
345
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,960
Get away from her!
346
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:57,790
No! No!
347
00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:59,830
No!
[panting]
348
00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:02,790
[yells]
Daddy! Help!
349
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:08,920
I am Groot.
350
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,580
Daddy! Help!
351
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:15,000
I am Groot!
352
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,620
[grunting]
353
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,790
[chittering]
354
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:21,920
Uhh! Aah!
355
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:24,960
[yells]
356
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:29,120
I am Groot.
357
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,710
I am Groot!
358
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,120
[grunts]
359
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:36,920
[exhales]
360
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,540
I am Groot!
361
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,500
[growls]
362
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,420
[thump]
I am Groot!
363
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,790
I am Groot.
364
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,670
I told you
he just needed water.
365
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:57,580
Thank you, Groot.
366
00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:58,960
Now can he stay?
367
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,210
Of course he can stay.
I'm just not sure
368
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:03,330
we have enough water
for him and the crops.
369
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,960
[Rocket]
You know what it took
to find you?
370
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:21,000
I had to cut a swath
across the entire Xandarian
criminal underworld,
371
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,880
and here you are frolicking
at an open hydrant?
372
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,670
Uh, friend of yours?
373
00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:28,250
I am Groot.
374
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,920
Groot's my friend,
too.
375
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:34,250
Yeah, well, he's my
business partner,
376
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,380
and I might need to borrow
some units from him.
377
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,580
Please don't go, Groot.
378
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,380
I am Groot.
379
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,580
[sniffling]
Me, too.
380
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,790
I am Groot.
381
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,920
Uh, I am Groot.
382
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,000
What do you mean,
can we come back and visit?
383
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,120
I am Groot?
384
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:21,120
'Cause we got to get back
in business, that's why not.
385
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,750
Now let's pool our units.
386
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:27,290
Uh, I am, uh, Groot.
387
00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:29,790
Wha-- You lost all of it?
388
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:31,330
I am Groot.
389
00:21:31,330 --> 00:21:32,750
That ain't the point!
390
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,920
We're talking about
the units you lost!
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