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♪♪
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Shh.
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I am Groot.
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I am Groot.
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I don't care
how shiny they are.
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We're on a mission here.
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I thought we were past
petty theft, Quill.
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We are, Gamora, but this--
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Um, what are we stealing
again, Drax?
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A Xandarian music vase.
A Xandar-- Yeah.
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Which is going
to the Collector,
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who's always trying
to capture us.
Ugh.
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It's karmically neutral
at worst.
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Yeah, but if you wanna
actually get the vase,
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you're gonna have to keep
your krutackin' mouths shut!
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Inside, this baby has
a sound-sensitive alarm.
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One loud noise,
and we're caught.
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So keep it down!
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♪♪ [female voice vocalizing]
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[coos]
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♪♪ [vocalizing continues]
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Oh, so that's why
it's called a music vase.
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[sighs]
I am Groot.
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[phone beeping]
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[all]
Quill!
I am Groot!
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[beeping continues]
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Bad enough listening
to your lousy ringtones.
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Now it's cost me units
and revenge--
my two favorite things!
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Not to mention
the entire ship to our presence.
Turn it off!
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
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I'm trying.
Why does this thing
have so many pockets?
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[Rocket grunting]
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'Cause you got no flargin'
fashion sense!
[grunts]
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[phone beeping]
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[beeping continues]
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Okay, this is not my phone.
[beeping stops]
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Huh. Well,
guess they hung up.
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[both groan]
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[Quill]
Okay, a butt dial
from the Avengers
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must mean Earth's in trouble.
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But on the bright side,
my spare jacket still fits.
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These Avengers got no manners.
First, they wreck our heist
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with a distress signal,
then they don't
leave no message,
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and now they won't pick up
the krutackin comm!
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Somehow I doubt
it's just that.
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Something spooked them enough
to put this entire place
on lockdown.
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Humies ain't even thought
about inventing tech
that can keep me out.
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Hmm?
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Ain't you done enough damage
touching things you shouldn't?
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I am Groot!
[computer]
Access granted.
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[chuckles]
Show-off.
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[Drax]
Clearly there was a battle here.
We missed it!
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Hello? Avengers!
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Anyone wanna jump out
and yell "surprise"?
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[electricity arcing]
Tony?
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That's Iron Man!
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He's unconscious.
[Rocket]
The Ant guy is too.
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Hey, humie!
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Wake-- Whoa!
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How many times I gotta tell ya
to keep your branches to your--
Whoa!
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I am Groot!
[gasps]
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[groans]
Tony...
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[trilling]
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Don't worry.
He's stable.
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His chest thingie's
fluctuating a bit, but,
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[chuckling]
I mean, how important
could that be?
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[scoffs]
If a humie made it? Not.
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Now hold still.
I gotta fix your shrinkie sui--
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Whoa!
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Oh...
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[grunts]
Stupid Earth tech!
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[size continues changing
back and forth]
Why...
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[Ant-Man]
Just pull the... grounding wire!
[Rocket yelling]
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They all look like...
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grounding wire!
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[yells]
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Can we focus
on what happened here?
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Why did you send
a distress signal?
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[grunts]
I know we're not
exactly besties,
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but the other Avengers
are off on active duty,
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and I think whatever attacked us
might be up your alley.
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We possess know alley.
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I mean it came from space.
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As in Thanos'
Sanctuary Asteroid.
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Tony and I were knocked out
before we could get
a good look at it.
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Our security cams
might've caught something.
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With this many angles,
it'll take days
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to compile the footage
into anything useful.
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Uh, that's 'cause you're a humie
with lam-o humie tech.
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We, on the other hand...
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Whoa.
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Yes, it's all
very awe inspiring,
even in flargin' monochrome.
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Now tell us what
we're looking at.
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Tony and I
were scanning the rock
when there was an energy surge.
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I tried to call you guys,
but whatever was in that rock
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broke out and hit us
before I got through.
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[Quill]
Oh, that's not good.
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[roars]
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[hissing]
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[Ant-Man]
Any idea what it was?
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A symbiote!
It's not behaving like
any symbiote I've ever seen.
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Why didn't it try to bond
with either of you.
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Bigger question:
why was Thanos
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keeping a pet symbiote
inside his rock recliner?
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Well, maybe we should ask him.
Oh, wait. We can't.
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He's buried somewhere
at the center of the Earth.
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If a symbiote is loose
on this planet,
then we must destroy it.
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Glorious combat at last!
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That was not me.
No, no, no, no, no,
that was Tony!
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His Arc Reactor isn't
fluctuating! It's on
the verge of a meltdown!
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I am Groot!
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Oh, you definitely
ain't touching that!
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It's complicated,
but I can fix it.
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Although... there's a chance
he'll explode.
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Okay, new plan.
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You focus on that.
We'll nab your symbiote.
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Don't worry. I got this.
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We believe in you, Ant-Man.
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Okay, everybody walk faster.
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And we're back
in the Big Apple,
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which is both
out of Iron Man's blast radius
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and right on top
of the symbiote
on our scanners.
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[beeping]
Although why that thing
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would want to come
to this dump is beyond me.
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Signal's coming
from underground.
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Subway station means civilians.
This needs to be a stealth job.
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What, are you outta
your d'ast mind?
It's a symbiote.
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We need to go in
blasters blazing!
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[sighs]
Okay, you can come, too,
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but you're gonna
have to blend.
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[people chattering]
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This ain't my idea
of blending.
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So what if a few humies
get hurt?
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[Quill]
Shh!
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[quietly]
Cats don't talk on Earth.
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♪♪ [whistling]
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What did you call me?
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[quietly]
Quiet. We're almost there.
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No one puts me in no box!
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And no one calls me
a flargin' cat!
[cocks weapon]
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If you shoot me,
you'll have to explain to
a planet full of stupid humies
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what a talking raccoon
is doing down here with
a glob of living space gunk!
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Fine. I won't shoot.
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Good.
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[blow lands]
Ow!
[groans]
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[communicator beeps]
Gamora, which way
to the symbiote?
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The signal's coming from
just ahead of you.
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A few steps,
and you should see it.
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Um, how many steps is a few?
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Quill, it's right there!
Shoot!
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[yells]
Rocket!
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[muffled shouting]
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Is it just me,
or are these subway rats
getting huge?
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Okay, who are you,
and what pajama party
do I return you to?
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Low blow.
What, you don't recognize
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your friendly neighborhood
Spider-Man?
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I know your cousin, Ant-Man.
Now drop the raccoon.
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[grunts]
I ain't no raccoon!
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Never thought I'd say this,
but I'm gonna agree
with the raccoon.
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And Ant-Man
is not my cousin.
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This thing, however, is clearly
some type of genetic experiment.
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Well, [sighs] when you
put it like that--
Rocket, get down!
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Is that supposed
to surprise me?
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What's next,
you gonna yell "psych"?
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Okay, now,
that surprised me.
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I'm full of surprises,
bug boy.
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It's "Spider-Man."
The webs kind of give it away.
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Just like your name
must be "Freeze Blast Dude"?
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This thing does more
than just freeze.
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And it's "Star-Lord."
Who?
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Star-Lord.
Who?
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Star-Lord,
Star-Lord, Star-Lord!
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Okay, okay. Sheesh!
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You're not the only one
with tech, high-tops.
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Hey! No fair!
I can't see!
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[grunts]
Rocket, where are you?
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Psych!
Whoa!
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[grunts]
Dude, we just went over that.
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We-- We went over what now?
[grunts]
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Wait. Are you
taking it easy on me?
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Well, duh.
I don't wanna hurt you, kid.
I just want my partner back.
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Still not feeling
the trust, Grandpa.
Whoa!
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[grunting]
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Hurry up!
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Ugh! This stuff tastes like
dried Spartaxian dung beetles!
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And how do you know
that that tastes like?
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[groans]
Long story.
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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As adorable as this is,
let's get back to--
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[rumbling]
Huh?
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[grunts]
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[yelling]
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Friends of yours?
Define "friends."
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We heard your screams.
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Where's the symbiote?
Where's the vicious creature
that attacked you?
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[both grunting]
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That would be me.
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[Drax laughs]
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What? He's tougher
than he looks.
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Got that right!
[grunting]
[grunting]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[frustrated sigh]
[grunts]
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[Drax yelling]
[grunting]
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[yells]
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Okay, I'm guessing you guys
aren't from around here.
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Long Island, maybe?
[yelling]
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I am Groot!
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And I am stuck.
[Gamora yelling]
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[grunts]
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If you know
what's good for you, Terran,
you will stay down.
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[rumbling]
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Yeah, about that...
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[grunts]
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[all screaming]
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[all grunt]
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[Spider-Man, Gamora groan]
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I am Groot?
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[groans]
We're fine.
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We just...
[hissing]
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[roars]
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Oh, I am not drinking
tap water anymore.
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[growling]
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[grunts]
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Copycat move.
I'll take it.
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[grunts]
[screeching]
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We found the symbiote.
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I am Groot!
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Oh, I'd love to help.
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I'm just a little
tied up. Again!
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[grunting]
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[Rocket grunting]
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Point taken.
What say we call a truce until--
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[Gamora]
Peter, look out!
[grunts]
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[both]
Thanks.
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Wait. Your name's Peter too?
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What? No!
Who said that?
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Well,
[grunts]
whoever you are,
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better leave this one to people
who actually have experience.
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Hey, I fought one
of these slimeballs before.
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Ooh, you fought
one whole symbiote.
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We fought a whole planet
of 'em!
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I was taken over
by one.
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[laughs]
Raise your hand
247
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,500
if you ever escaped
a symbiote bonding.
248
00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:05,420
Fine.
249
00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:08,040
But I still know
these goo-balls,
and this one's weird.
250
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,040
You are correct.
[grunts]
251
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,580
It is the wrong color!
[grunts]
252
00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:14,710
And it's still not trying
to bond with anyone.
253
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,420
[grunting]
254
00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:20,620
[all grunt]
255
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:21,620
[grunts]
256
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:24,580
[grunts, yells]
257
00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:25,710
Groot!
258
00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:28,540
I am Groot!
259
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:31,000
Okay, weird or not weird,
260
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,420
if there's one thing
that always stops symbiotes,
it's tunes.
261
00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,960
Rocket, pump up the volume!
262
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:40,000
You're gonna attack
a monster from outer space
with that antique?
263
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,670
That's the beauty
of space tech, kid.
264
00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:44,670
It makes
even Earth tech awesome.
Groot, get down!
265
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:50,620
♪♪ [static, music blaring]
I am Groot!
266
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,080
♪♪ [static, music blaring
continue]
267
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:03,080
[yells]
268
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,170
I am Groot!
269
00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:09,290
Would you rather I let you
get snapped like a twig?
270
00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:11,540
I am Groot.
271
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:14,500
Well, chalk one up
for the Guardians.
272
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,580
What are you doing?
Looking for the symbiote.
273
00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:18,960
I tracked it here with
my Venom Positioning System,
274
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,420
and there is no way
I'm lucky enough
for it to be gone yet.
275
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,500
Luck had nothing
to do with it.
276
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:27,580
You guys have no clue how bad
Spidey luck is, do you?
277
00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:32,710
No. Uh, but if you want
a cosmic outlook,
just take the win.
278
00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:36,000
Hmm. Maybe I actually...
279
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,540
Hold up.
280
00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:39,380
[chittering]
281
00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:44,080
[chittering continues]
282
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:48,670
[roaring, screeching]
283
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,500
That's a lot of symbiote.
284
00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:58,960
Guys, the symbiote's
still here! It's--
285
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,170
[spaceship engine roaring]
Now, that's my kind of luck.
286
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,710
Great. The only people
on the planet
287
00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:07,290
who can help me
take down this symbiote,
288
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:09,120
and they're flying back
to outer space!
289
00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:15,620
Guys, hold up!
290
00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:17,330
[grunts]
291
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:21,040
Whoa!
[yelling]
Bad idea!
292
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,920
[yells, pants]
293
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,880
[yelling]
294
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,790
Rocket, the ship's dragging
a little on one side.
295
00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:31,750
If you tried to smuggle
another half ton of duct tape--
296
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,750
Hey, it's not me, okay?
297
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,750
Just some Earth trash
stuck to the ship.
298
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,040
I'll shake it loose.
299
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,670
[engine revving]
Guys! Guys!
300
00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:46,670
[knocks]
[Spider-Man]
Hey, guys.
301
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:49,460
Why do I get the feeling
you're trying to get rid of me?
302
00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:51,460
[wind howling]
303
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:57,040
So, what was this
incredibly important thing
304
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,750
you risked life and limb
to tell us, kid?
305
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:03,380
I'm on a spaceship.
A real alien spaceship!
306
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,460
What's this do?
[beeps]
307
00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:07,750
[all yell]
308
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,750
Artificial gravity.
[clicks teeth]
309
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,960
Got it.
[all groan]
310
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,420
And this?
311
00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:16,670
Is highly radioactive!
312
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:19,540
What's in here?
[Drax]
Occupied!
313
00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:20,620
Ew!
314
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:23,750
Drax needs his
private time, kid.
315
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,580
[toilet flushing]
Okay, I get that it's your
first time on a spaceship,
316
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:31,960
but did you really just risk
your lungs exploding just
to poke around our bathroom?
317
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,750
Right. Sorry. I meant
to tell you the red symbiote's
still out there.
318
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,250
In fact,
it's spreading. See?
319
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,670
What is going on?
320
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:43,750
Nothing. I ain't
turning around my ship
321
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:46,790
just 'cause some humie
gizmo's on the fritz.
Hey!
322
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:49,080
Ooh, ah...
But we must turn around
323
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,750
to return the Man of Spiders,
must we not?
324
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:55,170
Fine, but that don't mean
he's right.
325
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:58,460
When I blast something,
it stays blasted.
326
00:16:58,460 --> 00:17:00,460
See, kid?
Nothing there.
327
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,460
Because your scanners
are looking
328
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,000
for the symbiote's
original signal.
329
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,540
[trilling]
330
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:09,330
It's spread out now,
fluctuating.
331
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:11,710
Huh. Okay.
332
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:14,750
So maybe all humies
ain't as dumb as Quill.
333
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,500
What?
334
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,750
All right.
You proved you can
track him, kid.
335
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,500
Now show me
you can blow him up.
336
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,420
Impress me.
337
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:32,380
This is like that dream
I had in third grade.
338
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:34,790
Okay, we know sonics hurt it.
339
00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:37,170
So sonic-ing up these weapons
should give us the edge.
340
00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:42,330
Already thought of it.
341
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,620
Great minds think alike.
342
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:48,540
[chuckles]
Don't flatter yourself.
343
00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:51,000
So what do we do
for super-shrub?
344
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,210
Groot?
No, he's staying on the ship.
345
00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,790
Him and sonics don't mix.
346
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,920
Uh, good news, bad news:
347
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,620
Ant-Man's got Tony's
Arc Reactor stabilized,
348
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,000
but he needs to monitor it
for the next 24 hours.
349
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Wait. Tony Stark?
350
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,420
As in Iron Man?
You know him?
351
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,670
Well, he only called me
one of the most promising
352
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,830
up-and-coming young
scientists in the country.
353
00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:13,620
Huh. I beat him up once.
354
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:14,790
Come on! Really?
355
00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:17,080
With a magnet.
356
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,080
So now that we have
no Avengers backup,
357
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,880
I hope you rigged up
some noisemakers
358
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,000
to take down that symbiote
for good this time.
359
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,120
Yeah, I just need to jigger
your Element Blasters
for sound.
360
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,960
Already done.
361
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,880
[grunts]
362
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,750
It appears we are standing
on at least some
of the symbiote.
363
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:48,290
Where does this tunnel lead?
Only one way to find out.
364
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:50,790
Go with the flow.
365
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,710
We're close.
366
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:57,500
What ticked ya off?
367
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,880
The goo rolling uphill?
368
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,250
Yeah. And them.
369
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:10,080
[Gamora]
Looks like the symbiotes
finally bonded with someone.
370
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,080
[Quill]
Just so they could
get overtime?
371
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,790
I do not know
what "overtime" is,
372
00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:18,920
but they will not receive it!
[symbiotes hissing]
373
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,000
Don't hurt them!
There are still good people
under that sludge.
374
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,710
Well, people at least.
375
00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:25,500
[hissing]
376
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,620
[grunts]
Wha--
377
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,380
[groans]
[grunts]
378
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,080
[grunts]
379
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,000
[grunts]
380
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
[body thuds]
381
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,920
[grunts]
382
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,920
[groans]
383
00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:52,710
[groaning]
384
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,210
[Quill]
And done!
385
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,540
Record time too.
386
00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:00,080
[men groaning]
387
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,250
Looks like they'll be okay.
388
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,540
What were they digging?
389
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,920
And why does this place
look so familiar?
390
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:10,040
I don't know.
391
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,920
But it's almost as if the goo's
trying to dig something out.
392
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,920
Or someone.
393
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,920
[rumbling]
394
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:22,880
[Spider-Man]
Uh, remember how I said
I have really bad luck?
395
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,000
[roars]
396
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,750
The Guardians of the Galaxy.
397
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,540
As I recall,
I was about to destroy you
398
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,920
when I was rudely interrupted.
399
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,170
Is that the purple guy
that attacked Earth?
400
00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:49,000
I saw him on TV.
His name is Thanos.
401
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,580
And now we know why
he kept a symbiote.
402
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:53,750
A failsafe, Gamora.
403
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:56,080
Though a bit delayed
in its arrival.
404
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,040
Thanos, only you
would be mad enough
405
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,290
to voluntarily bond
with a symbiote.
406
00:21:01,290 --> 00:21:04,120
Not bond, use.
407
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:07,080
It is a tool, a weapon.
408
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:11,250
And it has returned
to its master,
as it was programmed to do.
409
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:16,120
Allow me to demonstrate
what else it can do.
410
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,790
[grunts]
411
00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:24,670
Just gonna say it.
412
00:21:24,670 --> 00:21:27,080
He looked a lot smaller
on TV.
413
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,380
[laughing]
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