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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:22,105 HEUREKA FILM PRESENTS 4 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:27,444 Do you want to know what has happened to me? 5 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,488 I suppose so. 6 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:34,493 That's why you deserted your TVs 7 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,328 and came here 8 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,414 into darkness. 9 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:42,584 You did right. 10 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:46,088 There is so much we don't know. 11 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:51,677 There are thousands of mysteries all around us. 12 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,138 Be on your guard. 13 00:00:55,722 --> 00:01:03,722 ACCUMULATOR 1 14 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,279 STARRING 15 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,875 SCREENPLAY BY 16 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:28,171 MUSIC 17 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,886 SOUND 18 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,180 EDITED BY 19 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:40,017 SET DESIGN 20 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:45,480 PRODUCTION DESIGN 21 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,026 PRODUCED BY 22 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:57,034 Have you slept with her yet? 23 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:58,827 No. 24 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:05,000 Then I’ll try my luck this evening. 25 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:10,547 But I've been warming her up for a month already! 26 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,466 All the better! 27 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:22,184 DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY 28 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:31,193 DIRECTED BY 29 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:39,660 Come on, we'll miss it! 30 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:45,791 - But our things? - She's been waiting all day! 31 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:52,839 The whole country will be watching! 32 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:57,594 A doctor friend of mine 33 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:05,519 had to give the prostitutes regular check-ups, 34 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:13,735 she said they were clean, looked after themselves really well. 35 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:20,075 We should get our things. - You're on! 36 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:26,248 We're conducting a survey. 37 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,418 What do you think of houses of ill repute? 38 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:36,174 You mean... Parliament? 39 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:41,012 No, I mean brothels. 40 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:46,852 Oh! You got me there. 41 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:54,443 Are you recording this? - Yes. 42 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:59,823 - - As far as I'm concerned... - Just say what you think. 43 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:08,290 But I don't know much about it, I'm sorry. 44 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:15,922 I didn't know what to say. - You were great! 45 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,592 I wouldn't have expected any less. 46 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:22,554 They jump you on the street, unexpectedly... 47 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:31,229 - We're off to bed. - Before dinner? 48 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:38,445 You bring the things in, we're too knackered. 49 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,327 - See you in the morning. - Yeah, see you. 50 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:54,419 I was paralysed. 51 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:03,178 Too weak to go down to get pissed 52 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:07,307 or up to the attic to hang myself. 53 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,478 That is how weak I was. 54 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:19,486 I should get my strength up. Take some vitamins... 55 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,030 But I can't. 56 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:28,620 If the head says no, the feet won't move. 57 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,414 The feet are afraid of the head. 58 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:37,337 Only my involuntary muscles are working. 59 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:41,091 The others have given up on me. 60 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:46,680 ONE WEEK LATER 61 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,898 What's the matter? Can you hear me? 62 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:16,668 I've been unconscious for three days. 63 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:20,046 Of course I don't know it because I'm unconscious. 64 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,134 My body continues without me. 65 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:30,015 Pumping 10,000 litres of blood, 66 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,603 12 metres of hair 500,000,000 spermatozoa. 67 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:41,026 Each day. All to no avail. Pointless without me. 68 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,721 Doctor! 69 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:23,526 I'm not a doctor. 70 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,447 Hey, Mikulik! 71 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:40,251 How did you get here? - You don't look too good. 72 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:46,049 - - You didn't have to come. - I won't let you give up! 73 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:49,260 I don't want it any more 74 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:53,765 the young man next to me 75 00:07:54,808 --> 00:08:01,356 the doctors are stumped, give it to him instead. 76 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:08,738 How're you doing? Do you want it all at once? 77 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:15,036 Are you in pain? - No. 78 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,498 Tired, eh? 79 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:24,421 Don't give up, you have to live. 80 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,848 You aren't a doctor. 81 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:39,894 I am and I'm not. - What are you doing in here? 82 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,439 I'm just going 83 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:49,654 - I can't get the hang of it. - You're doing all right! 84 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:55,118 Look, pull it out, then stick it in... 85 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:59,539 Mr Mikulik! 86 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:05,712 - - He isn't here! He left. - Good morning! 87 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,467 - Good morning... - Good morning... 88 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:16,765 You're a mystery, Mr Soukup. So's Mr Mikulik. 89 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:22,979 Unconscious for four days and no-one knows why. 90 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:27,692 My dear, where do you all get all those diseases? 91 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:32,489 We've done every conceivable test. 92 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:40,080 - But we couldn't find anything. - So no more treatment? 93 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:44,292 There's nothing to treat. You're healthy. 94 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:49,214 - So I can go home? - Of course. Good luck! 95 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,883 Right now? 96 00:09:56,346 --> 00:10:01,017 There is one small problem. 97 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:06,189 We incinerated your clothes. 98 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,233 Mr Mikulik's clothes too! 99 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,070 They wrote you off! 100 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:18,743 They found nothing wrong. - They break down your door, 101 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,996 burn your clothes and find nothing! 102 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:26,292 - Lifesaving mafia! - Do you have a spare light bulb? 103 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:30,171 - There's a buzzing sound. - Does it work? 104 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:35,760 Yes, but it's buzzing. 105 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:42,725 - Means, it's about to give out. - Exactly. 106 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:46,271 But they can take years. 107 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:55,488 It's like having flu of the mind. Not just because of that girl. 108 00:10:56,030 --> 00:11:01,286 I don't think about her. Not all the time. 109 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,706 I don't care. 110 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:10,837 I'll end up unconscious again. 111 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,385 You asleep? 112 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:25,351 No, just unconscious. - Well, sit up and listen. 113 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:31,774 This is your medical report. You're completely healthy. 114 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:36,821 This is Mikulik's report. 115 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:43,620 Apart from a prostate problem, he's as right as rain. 116 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:52,503 Interesting... but they found you both unconscious. 117 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,548 Mind if I help myself? 118 00:11:55,673 --> 00:12:03,056 So here you are lying around like a healthy corpse. 119 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:09,312 Fisarek. But call me “doctor”. 120 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:19,530 - - You said you weren't a doctor. - I'm not, but it doesn't matter. 121 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:24,202 I represent natural healing. 122 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:29,332 Is that you? - Only thing my parents left me. 123 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:34,754 You're a sensitive man. You can tell a lot from a photo. 124 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:40,677 That man spells trouble. - And the girl? 125 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:49,560 To know what's going on. 126 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:57,110 I have to cure you. - I don't want to. 127 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:03,908 So die then! 128 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:12,458 So what's wrong with me? - Total loss of energy. 129 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:20,133 Never had any energy. I'm a lethargic bum, always was. 130 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:28,558 Every living thing has energy or nothing would work. 131 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:34,314 I had some and now I haven't. 132 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,900 That's right, like Mikulik. 133 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:06,429 Keep going! Don't stop. Worst thing you could do. 134 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:14,554 You're not tired, you just think you are. 135 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:22,445 You want that bench because it's full of energy. 136 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,531 It's rich wood. 137 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:31,496 Exposed to the sun, the rain 138 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:38,920 horny young people, the bench sucks it all in. 139 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:47,387 You're not exhausted. You don't need to rest. 140 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,308 You see, it works! 141 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,147 Up you get! 142 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:05,113 I'm not going to kill myself to get better! 143 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,660 Want to go riding? 144 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:17,041 - - Not really. - Aha, I understand. 145 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:24,340 - Is it allowed? - Off course, sex is healthy. 146 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:32,765 Do you have a girlfriend? - I haven't had one for a while. 147 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:38,062 What do you do in the evenings? - Watch television. 148 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,064 Problems in bed? 149 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:46,112 No, I'm used to watching in bed, with a good pillow 150 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,157 - I mean sex. - I watch that, too. 151 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:56,247 - TV means more to you, eh? - You can't compare it. 152 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:04,922 Do I take my shorts off? - Yes, it's private. 153 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:15,057 Tantric love-making techniques recommend that a woman 154 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:21,105 approaching orgasm place her tongue on her palate. 155 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:29,572 So that her partner can receive her post-orgasmic saliva. 156 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:34,577 This enables the lovers' energy to circulate. 157 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:40,917 Their bodies are joined above and below. 158 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:50,710 The other way round love juices blend with saliva. 159 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:57,558 This unique chemical bond produces a surge of energy. 160 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:05,358 Of course it's not just sex. 161 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:11,906 The man's potency is doubled, his energy increases. 162 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:19,622 Since we have a man with us today, let's have a go. 163 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,547 Help each other, girls. 164 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:47,483 So, what did they do to you? 165 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,778 Everything. 166 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:59,495 I wouldn't mind trying it but I'm not sure... 167 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:04,250 Marta would 168 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:10,756 Can you feel its power? - No. 169 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:16,137 You're not just handling bark. The energy's there. 170 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,223 You've got to encourage it to come to you. 171 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,270 I think I feel something. - Great. 172 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:28,024 Like a tingling in my left hand. 173 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,986 What about now? 174 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:37,742 - It's stopped. - Let's try something else. 175 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:47,668 The artist's energy still reaches us. Centuries later. 176 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:57,211 - Paintings are easier for me. - Keep sucking! We paid for it! 177 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:04,685 See again wood. Powerful stuff. 178 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,773 - Don't touch the pictures! - Sorry, madam. 179 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:18,574 See how she guards it? It's her energy source too. 180 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,121 - She can do it too? - No, 181 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:31,545 but she's been exposed for years. Visitors only get what's left. 182 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:37,551 I'll try and get it out of her. 183 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:44,934 - Got to be a way... - The hag's awash with it. 184 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:49,939 But it's against the rules. 185 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:55,611 Like stealing the freshest energy from children... 186 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,988 What would happened if I did? 187 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:04,578 A balcony might fall on you or you might get run over. 188 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:09,083 Remember, any bad you do comes back at you. 189 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:15,214 That one's a she-elephant! - But she's pretty. 190 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:19,927 Maybe, but you need a gazelle. 191 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,349 - What about you, doctor? - Me? 192 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,271 I'm an ark. 193 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:40,523 I could transmit energy to the other side of that bridge. 194 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:50,082 That reinforced concrete's a great medium. 195 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:55,254 I'm concentrating, but nothing's happening. 196 00:20:55,421 --> 00:21:01,093 Try saying: “You're mine, you must obey!” 197 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,848 You're mine, you must obey! 198 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:12,938 Great! But go easy or you'll ruin the furniture. 199 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,732 Where's the toilet? 200 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:30,998 - You going to watch, or what? - I thought it was part of... 201 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,250 No, it isn't. 202 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:44,261 The light bulb's gone. - I'll give you another one. 203 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:48,557 It's OK, I know where I'm aiming. 204 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:54,855 That bulb's been buzzing, trying to give up for ages. 205 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,443 So now it has. 206 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:06,617 Old wives' tales. Give it here. I'll show you something. 207 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:15,709 Good trick. You've a battery somewhere. 208 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,087 I'm the battery. 209 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:23,175 Plus... minus... 210 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,930 That's your homework. 211 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,147 I'm coming. 212 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,527 I'm coming. 213 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:37,207 Stop that nonsense and get dressed. 214 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:44,048 Am I next? - No, you're young. 215 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:49,595 You'll regain your taste for life, Mikulik couldn't. 216 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:55,809 I rang him every day, told him to get out of the house. 217 00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:02,191 - Was he lazy? - Disappointed, lonely. 218 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:07,112 His wife and daughter moved out. He couldn't handle it. 219 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,325 I failed him. 220 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,369 Can we go in? 221 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:29,343 He's only been dead a few hours and there's nothing. 222 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:35,265 A dead person always has an aura. No energy at all. 223 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:41,730 - What was the cause of death? - His heart gave out. Old age. 224 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:47,277 His heart was O.K. More like a total loss of energy. 225 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:53,826 Look at his hand. Like he was pointing at something. 226 00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:00,040 What if someone sucked out his energy? 227 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:10,384 He really is pointing. - No, it just looks that way. 228 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:15,097 We had to remove it when we got here. 229 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,642 Leave his hand! 230 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:27,484 I was just checking something. 231 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:32,489 My father's had enough of your experiments. 232 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,618 You might leave him alone, now he's dead! 233 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:41,540 Sorry, it was stupid of me. 234 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:46,712 I'd have you struck off if you were a doctor. 235 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,927 That was quite something, eh? 236 00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:59,933 It's over now. - Thank goodness. 237 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:04,938 It's behind you. - It was pretty unpleasant. 238 00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:09,109 The button is behind you. - There you are! 239 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:15,157 His daughter. Dr. Mikulik. 240 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:22,206 - Single? - No, divorced. 241 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:27,878 A she-elephant? - No, this one's a gazelle! 242 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:34,134 But she doesn't like us. 243 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,973 It's you she doesn't like. 244 00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:53,821 Dawn is breaking 245 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:58,575 the veil of mist slowly rolls back. 246 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:04,039 The thistle is decked with pearls of dawn. 247 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:10,212 The spider now gleams in the morning sun. 248 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:17,386 The white cross on his back gives him his name. 249 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:25,144 The sound of flies prompts him to weave his web, 250 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:32,109 and the spider commences his ingenious work. 251 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,238 The first filament is spun... 252 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:41,660 Eight long legs do the task well. 253 00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:45,122 Six... 254 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:59,011 Now, your windows face south... 255 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:06,018 So we've got a south-east direction, bearing 110. 256 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,978 It's late, stop shouting. 257 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:16,320 Let's synchronise our watches. It's exactly 22:15. 258 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,823 What are you on about? 259 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:24,620 I've a way of sending you energy. 260 00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:29,166 Stay on the line and I'll send a test burst. 261 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:35,672 Let's try it. Open the window. 262 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:43,889 - We've to take precautions. - What for? What can happen? 263 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,642 Are you in position? 264 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:54,191 What's going on? - Someone sucked out Mikulik. 265 00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:59,029 A normal corpse doesn't look like that. 266 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:04,826 You'll be up all night messing around. 267 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,496 Are you at the window? 268 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,333 Yes. 269 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:17,047 Open it. I'll start the countdown. 270 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:20,259 Five, four, 271 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,513 three, two, 272 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,725 one, now! 273 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:37,651 Word and thought. 274 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:47,111 It's on the way. Got some tape? Tape your hand to the receiver. 275 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:52,499 There's a little more coming than I expected. 276 00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:11,435 You're a sensitive man, don't start going wild. 277 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,981 We have to remain in contact. 278 00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:21,403 Report what you see, what you feel. 279 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:25,907 Perhaps it got lost. - It's not a telegram! 280 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:34,791 It's here. I can feel it! - Can you see it? 281 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,503 No... Well 282 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:44,801 I don't know, perhaps... 283 00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:50,599 Concentrate. Will yourself! Keep calm! 284 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:06,365 Well, Olda? What's happening? 285 00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:11,620 I've got it! - Great. 286 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:18,752 - I've got it! - Describe your feelings! 287 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:27,511 Olda! 288 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:42,150 It drags its prey to its lair 289 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:46,238 Can you hear me? - and devours it. 290 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,616 What was that? 291 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,120 The TV. 292 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,102 THE END 293 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,605 Olda! 294 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:31,074 Turn it off! 295 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,287 Hang on! 296 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,505 I'm coming! 297 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,387 Olda? 298 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,322 Feel better? 299 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:16,953 It's very strange. 300 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:20,165 Do you have the diagram of the television set? 301 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:23,251 In the drawer somewhere. - You sit down. 302 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:33,595 How often do you watch TV? - At home? All the time. 303 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:38,975 How often are you at home? - Almost all the time. 304 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:41,269 Here's the diagram. 305 00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:48,818 - Ever appeared on TV? - Once, a vox-pop. 306 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:52,739 Understand it? - Not really. 307 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,951 Anyone...? - Never understood electricity. 308 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,579 We're stumped then. 309 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,459 You've two lifelines. 310 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:09,839 On one a child, the other death. 311 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,345 Quiet! 312 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,266 I can't concentrate. 313 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:24,396 You have a choice to make. 314 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:30,610 I don't get it. - Who does? Where's the TV? 315 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:38,618 Forget about it. 316 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:44,416 Remember, it takes pain to turn a boy into a man. 317 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:48,086 - Main fuse on! - Lights on! 318 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,423 Plugging in! 319 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,718 Check... - Get ready. 320 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:03,435 Three, two, one, now! 321 00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:06,938 Here we go. 322 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:16,031 We... we... teachers, now we're paid more... 323 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:25,915 But... but... everything 324 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:32,464 costs... mmmm... mmmore... 325 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:37,260 He can't get his words out! 326 00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:41,181 As the breadwinner 327 00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:46,853 I must teach at two schools, 328 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,941 and also speak at funerals. 329 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:56,071 What if he's connected? - To the TV! 330 00:35:56,196 --> 00:36:00,075 When they filmed him. - That's rubbish. 331 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:05,747 He was captured in that medium. 332 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:13,213 What would you suggest? 333 00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:19,552 To teach, teach, teach 334 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:24,974 Just like Lenin said? - No, it didn't come out right. 335 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:28,895 That's it for today, see you next week. 336 00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:33,858 NEWS 337 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:40,115 And now, the late news. 338 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:45,161 The situation in south-eastern Europe is still unchanged... 339 00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:50,291 Most of the foreign... 340 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:57,674 Power and reception restored... 341 00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:02,137 The news will be repeated on channel one. 342 00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:07,642 An adult film will be shown at 1:40 am. 343 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:11,312 How do I get out? Thank you. 344 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,442 Out of our way! 345 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:19,779 Hi, boys! 346 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:24,033 Watch out! 347 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:33,376 Out of the way! 348 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:40,467 Girls! - The ladies are here! 349 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:47,015 It's going to be some party! 350 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,978 Don't be a spoilsport. 351 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:55,732 Are you from around here? 352 00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:01,154 - What did he say? - Look at the Czech subtitles! 353 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,702 I've just been interviewed and I want to go home. 354 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:11,956 Follow the spiders. 355 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:17,295 - Really want to leave? - What do you mean? 356 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:21,841 You look at if you could do with some excitement. 357 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:27,639 In here we've the sea, girls, everything! 358 00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:31,100 All you've seen on TV at your feet! 359 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:35,814 May be you'll never be in here again! 360 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:42,237 But I've school duties! 361 00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:47,659 You're just an illusion. No-one's missing you! 362 00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:52,997 Before being on TV I was a bellman. 363 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:58,711 Without these vox-pops, 364 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:03,550 ordinary people couldn't get in here. 365 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:08,763 So I can be in both places at once? 366 00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:13,726 Let your “real self” teach. 367 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:20,191 Live off him! - What... what do you mean? 368 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:24,445 Drain his energy! - They turned us off. 369 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:38,084 We watched TV all night and didn't see anything special. 370 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:42,005 Let's see how it works for you. - No. 371 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:48,386 Don't worry. You're in safe hands. 372 00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:51,931 Nothing will happen. - Theoretically. 373 00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:58,605 You gentlemen should go now. 374 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:02,275 Thanks for coming but please go now. 375 00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:05,862 I've had enough. 376 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:11,910 We won't force you. Don't leave it here. 377 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:17,206 Let the screen face the wall. 378 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:24,088 Christ, did you do that? - No, we're just passing through. 379 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,892 Does it hurt? 380 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:40,897 Hardly surprising, you've got terrible decay. 381 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:44,734 How did you find me? - In the phone book. 382 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,070 You didn't come for treatment. 383 00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:51,199 I didn't even know you'd be a dentist. 384 00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:54,661 Now you know! 385 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:04,045 Did your “clever” friend send you? 386 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:08,675 He's scared I'll expose him. 387 00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:18,393 Rinse out your mouth. 388 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:22,981 I came of my own accord, he's not my friend. 389 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:28,361 I'm through with him. - You came to tell me that? 390 00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:34,742 - I wanted to see you. - So take a good look! 391 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:41,749 I want to talk, but you keep shoving things in my mouth. 392 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,752 That's what happens at the dentist. 393 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:53,302 When you've finished, will you have coffee with me? 394 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:59,142 - What do you think? - Suppose not. 395 00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:03,312 May 1? 396 00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:12,864 Thanks. 397 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:18,494 I'd do anything for a piece of chocolate cake. 398 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:23,416 I can't cook. 399 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:28,755 Not even an egg? - Sure, but say dumplings? 400 00:42:30,757 --> 00:42:33,551 My husband... - Ex-husband... 401 00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:39,932 He threw some I'd made at the wall and they stuck. 402 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:45,688 - Sorry, I'm spitting on you! - That's OK. 403 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,442 - Any children? - Sorry? 404 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:55,823 Do you have any children? - Children? No. 405 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:01,829 Want to see some magic? 406 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:09,087 Don't try so hard. Let's just talk. 407 00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:11,297 You'll like it. 408 00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:15,009 See my fingers? - No. 409 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:22,183 Say any number from one to five. - Three. 410 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:33,653 That's so silly it's nice! 411 00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:36,364 Compliments of that man over there. 412 00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:41,202 Do you know him? - Yeah. 413 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,413 Can I join you? 414 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:51,587 I thought it must be you. 415 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:54,382 - Slezak. - Mikulikova. 416 00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:59,178 Well, well. 417 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:06,727 Mind if I say something? - Depends on what it is. 418 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:12,441 Olda and I have the same taste. 419 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:18,739 I saw you from behind and said to myself 420 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:25,329 don't be offended... she's nothing special. 421 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:31,002 But from the front we really have the same taste. 422 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:38,718 When are you going back to work? 423 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:44,807 Don't know. - I hope you're not still angry. 424 00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:56,277 You've had your say, drunk your fill, nice meeting you. 425 00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:00,448 So I have. 426 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:09,115 Here's my card, should you need anything. 427 00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:18,090 You'll be the first one I call when I go insane. 428 00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:24,305 Likewise. I look forward to it. 429 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:39,779 - I don't have my car now. - How come? 430 00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:41,656 The garage's closed. 431 00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:49,956 Third needs attention. Don't use it that much. 432 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:57,296 Four's OK, though. 433 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,800 Will you find your way back? 434 00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:05,471 I'm a surveyor. Don't worry. 435 00:46:08,641 --> 00:46:11,018 - Keep your eyes on the road! - Sorry. 436 00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:17,942 Do you think nature reflects your happiness? 437 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:20,987 The flowers, animals... 438 00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:24,115 Are you happy? 439 00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:27,910 Yes, I am. 440 00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:33,332 At least someone is. 441 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:39,213 - - What drew you to Fisarek? - We're not mates. 442 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:44,593 He “energised” my Dad and his furniture. 443 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:50,308 If you don't like him, then I won't, either. 444 00:46:55,146 --> 00:47:00,401 Can you believe it? Cupboards, wardrobes... 445 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:04,905 Don't even try, life's complicated enough as it is. 446 00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:09,618 The world's as complicated as you perceive it. 447 00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:21,756 What you doing? Already off? 448 00:47:21,881 --> 00:47:28,220 I said I'd only drop you. 449 00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:31,974 Stay for dinner - I'll show you a waterfall. 450 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:39,106 There's much to keep one here. 451 00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:55,915 Take it off, Snow White! 452 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:03,839 I don't understand. 453 00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:14,892 Done this before? - Can't hear you! 454 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:17,645 Done this before? 455 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:25,236 You're knock-out, dentist! 456 00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:29,323 Eyes, nipples, the works! 457 00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:32,743 When we get out. 458 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:36,705 Dad was obsessed with hygiene. 459 00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:44,755 He made me wash my hands ten times a day. 460 00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:49,510 - After a while I just pretended. - Good you! 461 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:52,555 Know how he beat me? 462 00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:58,436 With a newspaper so he wouldn't have to touch me. 463 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:04,233 How did he show affection? Through a newspaper, too? 464 00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:11,449 No way. I never got as much as a kiss from him. 465 00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,870 It wasn't hygienic. 466 00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:23,252 I ought to go. 467 00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:29,925 OK, then. 468 00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:40,853 Thanks for everything, I'll pick you up tomorrow. 469 00:49:42,354 --> 00:49:48,444 Hope your car starts - it can be a problem in the mountains. 470 00:49:48,569 --> 00:49:51,739 This car always starts. 471 00:49:57,495 --> 00:50:01,999 Didn't I tell you. - Think it's the cold? 472 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:07,630 Yes, but it helps to connect the distributor lead. 473 00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:11,175 Won't start if it's disconnected. 474 00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:22,937 Like this, no way. 475 00:50:26,815 --> 00:50:30,611 Why did you do it? - You know why. 476 00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:34,365 But I want to hear it from you. 477 00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:38,911 Because I never choose the easy way out. 478 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:46,502 So, make it simple. 479 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:54,301 I'm in love with you. 480 00:50:56,679 --> 00:51:00,516 Pleased to meet you. Name's Anna. - I know. 481 00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:23,265 Every TV set drains my energy. All of them. 482 00:52:54,797 --> 00:52:57,216 Here! 483 00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:08,143 - - Where were we? - Got a knife? 484 00:53:08,268 --> 00:53:12,815 You've grown up, Snow White. Where's your bed? 485 00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:20,989 Don't worry about it. First time can be tricky. 486 00:53:23,075 --> 00:53:27,871 It's not that at all. - What is it, then? 487 00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:33,001 Stay with me. I can feel your energy. 488 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:39,591 - Like I'm a tree? - Exactly. A linden. 489 00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:42,636 Marta! - What? 490 00:53:42,761 --> 00:53:48,600 If this doesn't persuade you, what will... 491 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:51,103 Mr Zima, Mr Soukup. 492 00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:56,442 They've never met. 493 00:53:57,609 --> 00:54:02,156 And they came to the same conclusion. You tell her... 494 00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:04,783 They all do it to you. 495 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:11,707 I'm sucked dry. 496 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:19,006 Gentlemen, at your age! 497 00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:23,969 Pigs! 498 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:29,266 We're on our own in this. - I went to see the President. 499 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:34,897 Only he can stop all broadcasting. - What did he say? 500 00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:41,487 Couldn't get near him. - We must hurry. 501 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:47,284 Your train is about to leave and Olda has to hide. 502 00:54:47,493 --> 00:54:54,458 Where are you going? - I'll hide out in the mountains. 503 00:54:54,708 --> 00:55:00,005 Come with me, I'll teach you how to live off the land. 504 00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:03,509 I'm not going anywhere. - But I must. 505 00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:10,015 Good luck. - And to you. 506 00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:12,726 Write to me. 507 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:19,483 - It won't be easy for you. - I know. 508 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:21,401 You could still make it. 509 00:55:22,945 --> 00:55:27,449 No, I'm staying. 510 00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:31,495 Something more important than your health? 511 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,123 Yes. 512 00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:26,758 I'm glad you came. 513 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:30,012 Thought you'd never. 514 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:35,517 You men always have to make a joke of it! 515 00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:48,155 I lost a glove once. - I'm always losing gloves. 516 00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:56,914 But my gran knitted it, so I just wore the one. 517 00:56:58,624 --> 00:57:01,418 My right hand was always cold. 518 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:06,173 - Like with you. - Like what? 519 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,926 - That I was missing something. - And now? 520 00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:16,683 Think I've found it. 521 00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:22,189 But I'm not quite sure. 522 00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:27,444 - Know what? - What? 523 00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:32,574 Let's get engaged or married, it doesn't matter which. 524 00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:34,618 Don't say that. 525 00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:41,750 Wait a few minutes and then let's talk. 526 00:57:43,085 --> 00:57:46,129 Why? - You'll see. 527 00:57:48,674 --> 00:57:50,801 For the opera. 528 00:57:52,177 --> 00:57:55,931 Aren't we going together? 529 00:57:57,849 --> 00:58:00,686 Better if we meet there. 530 00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:06,024 Is this some kind of spy game? 531 00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:10,112 If you can't go or don't want to, 532 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:12,239 give someone else the ticket. 533 00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:19,830 I'll be there whatever happens. 534 00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:22,791 - - Mummy! - Hi! 535 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:28,839 I missed you but I only cried under the blankets. 536 00:58:28,964 --> 00:58:35,887 Me too, darling... those'll make you fat. 537 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:39,641 - Hi. - This is Mr Soukup, this is my mother. 538 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:44,062 Hello. - Pleased to meet you. 539 00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:48,692 This is Anicka, my daughter. - Hi. 540 00:58:48,817 --> 00:58:52,237 Hi. Want a sweet? - No thanks. 541 00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:58,160 Let's go. I's a bit stuffy in here. 542 00:59:10,255 --> 00:59:14,217 You said you didn't have any children. 543 00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:20,015 Yes, but I lied. 544 00:59:28,774 --> 00:59:30,901 It's so beautiful! 545 00:59:31,526 --> 00:59:38,116 And I haven't seen another soul all day! 546 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:42,704 Only nature. - Everyone likes it here. 547 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:47,125 Welcome to the world before man. 548 00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:56,593 What about the ozone layer? 549 00:59:57,928 --> 01:00:01,223 Lavatory? Here you can go anywhere. 550 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:09,932 In Australia they even use these for their sheep. 551 01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:17,989 Well I never... Come see the sitting room. 552 01:00:21,701 --> 01:00:27,833 It's good that people still live like this. 553 01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:34,381 You won't be bored here. Look. 554 01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:52,691 They've got the teacher! - Lift up your arm. 555 01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,901 In the mountains. 556 01:00:55,735 --> 01:01:03,735 I'm going to see him. You stay here 557 01:01:06,288 --> 01:01:14,045 and be sure to have some wood ready 558 01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:18,175 Don't lose it. - Here's the number. 559 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:26,675 Write it down: Poprad 092... - Here's your sun cream. 560 01:01:28,226 --> 01:01:32,814 Beautiful Meredith, come and pray 561 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:38,445 for the ones whom channel 2 never gave away. 562 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,953 You suck energy no longer, 563 01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:50,540 wash and go to bed, 564 01:01:55,003 --> 01:01:58,798 We'll sing you a song 565 01:01:58,924 --> 01:02:02,260 when you're long dead. 566 01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:11,019 Vasek, you'll disappear now 567 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:14,981 but you're fine. 568 01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:18,818 Vaclav's body lies a-mouldering in the grave 569 01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:23,573 and his soul goes marching on... 570 01:02:37,212 --> 01:02:40,006 Sleep well, our friend. Goodbye. 571 01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:21,673 What can I do for you? - Remote controls. 572 01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:26,553 - Which TV? - All of them. 573 01:03:27,512 --> 01:03:34,394 Doesn't exist. - Where's the fuse box? 574 01:03:34,519 --> 01:03:37,605 At the back, in the stockroom. 575 01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:45,697 There isn't one for all. 576 01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:48,533 I'll buy those you have. 577 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:54,331 I can't test them cause there's no power. 578 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:57,917 - - Put them in a bag. - OK. 579 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:03,590 It's dark back there. - Then take a torch. 580 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:10,722 And move it. - No, don't hurt yourself for me. 581 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:13,725 I'll just add this up. 582 01:04:16,144 --> 01:04:20,857 Even the till doesn't work. We'll do it another way. 583 01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:27,614 480... 600 584 01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:32,243 - 500... - 550 585 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:38,875 - 480, 600... - The fuses don't work 586 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:43,421 -500... - The main fuse is in the hall. 587 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:48,718 Wait! 588 01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:55,308 You'll catch cold like that. 589 01:04:58,853 --> 01:05:01,356 - Shall I put on my jacket? - Of course! 590 01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:06,903 - What about some batteries? - Yes, but hurry up. 591 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:14,369 That's 2x24, two-packs... which is 48 592 01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:19,499 1... 2... 3... 4... 593 01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:30,969 Let me have them all. 594 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:48,838 Son-of-a-bitch! 595 01:06:55,094 --> 01:06:58,097 He beats me. - Hi. 596 01:06:58,223 --> 01:07:01,684 - - Going somewhere? Take me with you! - I've just got back. 597 01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:06,439 Then I'll stay with you. See what he did to me. 598 01:07:06,564 --> 01:07:10,610 What? - And here 599 01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:17,909 I don't want to see it. - I thought that you and I... 600 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:22,580 So did I, but Slezak was quicker. 601 01:07:22,914 --> 01:07:27,418 But I didn't want him. 602 01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:32,090 Do you forgive me? 603 01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:38,054 Can I tell you something? - Whatever you want. 604 01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:44,435 Go home, please. 605 01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:04,455 So you want me to be fat and ugly. 606 01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:48,166 Well, Verdi, you certainly know how to write. 607 01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:51,502 Thanks, Giuseppe, my friend... 608 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:15,318 Sorry, I must have caught a chill somewhere. 609 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:09,932 I'm not angry, I'm glad you came. 610 01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:16,647 If you hadn't, it would've been my own fault. 611 01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:19,817 - - Thank you. - It's lovely. 612 01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:26,741 I've also been holding something back from you. 613 01:11:27,408 --> 01:11:29,702 Should've told you ages ago. 614 01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:39,962 It's not going to be easy. 615 01:11:42,006 --> 01:11:46,177 Do you still want to marry me? - Yes. 616 01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:52,850 Those who're going to marry shouldn't have any secrets. 617 01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:56,437 I know but... 618 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:01,859 Shall we go to my place? 619 01:12:03,903 --> 01:12:06,697 Mr Chaplin to the make-up department. 620 01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:13,746 I thought black people were black all over. 621 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:19,210 Maybe, but I'm a mixture... Mum and Dad... 622 01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:30,221 All extras stay away from the colour bars. 623 01:12:37,395 --> 01:12:43,234 I can't read you unless you turn round. 624 01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:51,784 Thanks, but I'm not feeling well. 625 01:14:11,864 --> 01:14:14,617 Here, over here... 626 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:22,500 Here, here! 627 01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:13,634 Better luck next time. - He is onto me. 628 01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:38,993 - What happened? - A police car. 629 01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:42,121 You all right? - He must have been asleep. 630 01:15:59,263 --> 01:16:06,896 I'm getting worried about you. What's wrong? 631 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:14,945 I'm just allergic to the hay. 632 01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:19,575 Do you need a real doctor? 633 01:16:23,704 --> 01:16:31,704 How could I, a natural healer, be allergic to nature? 634 01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:39,095 Our union's having a party. Do it yourself. 635 01:16:41,222 --> 01:16:45,601 Will you come with me? I would like to. 636 01:16:45,726 --> 01:16:49,522 - Of course. - Give Olda a kiss and off to bed. 637 01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:59,573 - Can I watch a cartoon? - Why not read a nice story? 638 01:16:59,698 --> 01:17:05,287 First a cartoon, then a story. - No, only a story today. 639 01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:09,500 “The Inflatable Witch 640 01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:13,629 and the Princess who was turned into a Turtle.” 641 01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:17,883 You won't be scared? - No. 642 01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:24,557 Prince Jan and his turtle went to see the Witch. 643 01:17:25,724 --> 01:17:29,728 Look what's happened to the Princess. Can you help? 644 01:17:31,272 --> 01:17:37,111 Of course I can, young man. 645 01:17:37,862 --> 01:17:43,075 But in return, you have to breathe into me every day. 646 01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:50,249 She turned round and there was an air vent in her back. 647 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:55,254 The prince took a deep breath 648 01:17:57,464 --> 01:18:04,597 and blew into her - it took all his strength away. 649 01:18:06,599 --> 01:18:11,270 Next morning he saw the witch was 20 years younger. 650 01:18:12,021 --> 01:18:17,026 The prince had to breathe into her again 651 01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:23,282 and this time he felt even weaker. 652 01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:26,827 Something told him that with the third breath 653 01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:29,371 he'd breathe his last. 654 01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:41,425 - What's happened? - Power cut, there's a storm. 655 01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:47,181 I don't have any candles. - We can't save the princess. 656 01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:52,436 - Wait... - She'll remain a turtle. 657 01:18:52,519 --> 01:18:55,898 No she won't. I know a magic trick. 658 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,116 You must have wires up your sleeve. 659 01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:12,831 You're my batteries. Plus... minus... 660 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:20,506 On the third day, the witch was a young woman. 661 01:19:20,631 --> 01:19:22,508 She eagerly awaited her third puff. 662 01:19:24,468 --> 01:19:29,974 The prince said he needed some fresh air first. 663 01:19:33,477 --> 01:19:41,477 But he rode off to fetch his brothers, Jakub and Frantisek. 664 01:19:44,822 --> 01:19:51,578 Jakub blew first, and the witch said: “Now you're finished!” 665 01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:57,251 Then Frantisek breathed into her and she screamed: 666 01:19:57,376 --> 01:20:05,217 “That's too much!” And the prince gave a little blow 667 01:20:05,342 --> 01:20:08,512 and the Witch burst. 668 01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:14,393 Nothing remained but a few scraps, like bits of balloon. 669 01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:24,361 “Thank you” said the princess, now in her own form. 670 01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:30,576 She kissed the prince and his brothers. 671 01:20:33,162 --> 01:20:40,627 Nice fairytale, but couldn't it have waited until morning? 672 01:20:41,962 --> 01:20:46,550 That's how I'm going to do it. I'll accumulate as much energy 673 01:20:46,633 --> 01:20:49,011 as I can, and direct it at the TV all at once. 674 01:20:49,136 --> 01:20:53,974 You're crazy. We don't know how it operates. 675 01:20:54,099 --> 01:20:58,062 You might do more harm than good. 676 01:20:58,187 --> 01:21:03,525 I don't care. It wants my energy. 677 01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:07,279 I'll send it so much that it'll burst. 678 01:21:08,030 --> 01:21:09,531 Well, 679 01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:12,868 where will you get the energy from? 680 01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:14,995 So you think it'll work? 681 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:20,501 In theory. But where will you get it from? 682 01:21:20,626 --> 01:21:23,545 Trees won't do it. 683 01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:29,051 You don't mean from people? Remember what I said... 684 01:21:30,344 --> 01:21:33,597 Hallo? Are you there? 685 01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:38,352 I don't like it. 686 01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:43,399 I really don't like it. 687 01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:51,615 You're under my power, you must obey! 688 01:21:57,621 --> 01:22:01,583 - You going to build something? - Go away! 689 01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,422 Or are you going to demolish it? 690 01:22:12,052 --> 01:22:13,679 Help! 691 01:23:40,224 --> 01:23:46,063 Farewell to you, Olda. You have to go. 692 01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:52,694 From all the ballerinas, actors 693 01:23:53,904 --> 01:23:59,243 and whores that you know. 694 01:24:00,953 --> 01:24:06,875 Smile, and don't spoil the funeral. 695 01:24:07,793 --> 01:24:15,793 Promise the girls some fun... 696 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:34,027 Mikulik... 697 01:24:35,696 --> 01:24:37,698 Still alive? 698 01:24:39,783 --> 01:24:41,952 Who are you? 699 01:24:44,746 --> 01:24:49,418 It's Olda, your friend. 700 01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:54,214 That's good. 701 01:24:55,549 --> 01:24:58,468 Now we'll be together for ever. 702 01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:04,933 But I'm not dying, I'm only out of energy. 703 01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:07,811 So am I. 704 01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:35,797 We were cut off, I couldn't get hold of you. 705 01:25:37,174 --> 01:25:44,264 - Don't do anything without me. - I can't stop it now. 706 01:25:44,681 --> 01:25:46,266 Pity you can't see it. 707 01:25:47,017 --> 01:25:52,356 You can't move for the wood I have in here. 708 01:25:52,939 --> 01:25:55,275 I'm charging it, 709 01:25:55,609 --> 01:26:01,573 so when I direct the power it should do the trick. 710 01:26:02,532 --> 01:26:09,164 Remember the walkway across the bridge? 711 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:14,544 I’ll put the TV there 712 01:26:14,670 --> 01:26:16,380 and direct the entire charge 713 01:26:16,630 --> 01:26:19,257 - at it. - Olda... 714 01:26:19,591 --> 01:26:24,930 Just before the energy reaches the TV, 715 01:26:25,055 --> 01:26:31,937 I'll use the remote control to turn it on... 716 01:26:33,772 --> 01:26:39,361 Timing has to be right otherwise the TV'll zap me first. 717 01:26:39,486 --> 01:26:43,907 It'll destroy TV root and branch! 718 01:26:44,324 --> 01:26:50,163 - - Where's the energy coming from? - From people. I'm sad to say. 719 01:26:50,288 --> 01:26:58,288 If you abuse people's energy 720 01:26:58,964 --> 01:27:03,343 it'll come back at you. 721 01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:06,555 I'll be in Prague at midnight. 722 01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:13,562 They're all dentists? - Yes. 723 01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:18,150 We won't stay long, will we? 724 01:27:18,608 --> 01:27:21,695 In their ordinary lives they're good people. 725 01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:29,035 Grit your teeth and come inside. 726 01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:36,418 I shouldn't park on the corner 727 01:27:36,543 --> 01:27:40,338 Shall I wait? - No, I'll catch you up. 728 01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:42,799 All right. 729 01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:47,095 Doctor! 730 01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:14,372 Hold it there! 731 01:28:14,915 --> 01:28:18,627 My first flight. 732 01:28:18,752 --> 01:28:23,465 Tell me where they keep the parachutes. 733 01:28:23,590 --> 01:28:26,259 Believe it or not, there aren't any. 734 01:28:45,862 --> 01:28:49,324 Come and meet my crazy friend. 735 01:28:50,951 --> 01:28:56,748 - Let me introduce you. - Dr Stach. 736 01:28:57,249 --> 01:28:59,626 He'll do you a great set of false teeth! 737 01:29:01,378 --> 01:29:08,718 I'll be pushing up daisies before you need them! 738 01:29:22,357 --> 01:29:29,364 See how the whole world flies over our little country. 739 01:29:30,782 --> 01:29:37,205 You have to fly over us to get from Tokyo to Bangkok. 740 01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:44,838 - Must be quicker by boat. - This only shows our airline. 741 01:29:45,338 --> 01:29:50,844 Others fly from Tokyo, like Japan Air 742 01:29:50,969 --> 01:29:55,098 It's not shown here. - That's a pity. 743 01:29:57,559 --> 01:29:59,728 Anna... 744 01:30:01,104 --> 01:30:03,523 They all like you here. 745 01:30:04,399 --> 01:30:06,192 Think so? 746 01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:10,864 But there's one who really likes you. 747 01:30:12,115 --> 01:30:14,242 Who could that be? 748 01:30:16,703 --> 01:30:23,877 The one who leaves you now in order to remain with you forever. 749 01:30:25,837 --> 01:30:29,507 He's a strange one. 750 01:30:31,217 --> 01:30:33,720 He takes off mysteriously. 751 01:30:35,639 --> 01:30:40,685 At the opera, he spends most of his time going to the toilet. 752 01:30:40,894 --> 01:30:44,773 He collects wood without explaining why. 753 01:30:44,898 --> 01:30:48,234 Says he'll explain, but never does. 754 01:30:49,444 --> 01:30:54,574 Tell him not to mislead old divorcees. 755 01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:12,676 That he should kiss the erogenous zones around my ear. 756 01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:22,727 And tell him his car's being towed away. 757 01:31:23,603 --> 01:31:24,980 Damn! 758 01:31:40,161 --> 01:31:45,917 These people don't know how to enjoy themselves. 759 01:31:47,502 --> 01:31:50,422 But now it's going to have some balls. 760 01:31:53,425 --> 01:31:57,470 Let's have a good brawl! 761 01:32:05,145 --> 01:32:08,565 I've got the hang of it now! 762 01:32:15,697 --> 01:32:18,908 She's pretty. - My daughter. 763 01:32:21,244 --> 01:32:25,707 My unhygienic little girl grew up into a dentist. 764 01:32:27,751 --> 01:32:32,005 So you're happy now. 765 01:32:32,881 --> 01:32:35,133 She's just a headache. 766 01:32:36,468 --> 01:32:43,808 Divorced with a child. Who will want her? 767 01:32:45,351 --> 01:32:49,564 Divorced but beautiful. 768 01:33:14,130 --> 01:33:15,799 He's not feeling well. 769 01:33:59,300 --> 01:34:01,344 - Where is she? - What are you doing? 770 01:34:01,427 --> 01:34:06,182 Where's the bitch? - I threw her out. 771 01:34:09,519 --> 01:34:12,605 You can stick your aerial... 772 01:34:57,108 --> 01:35:02,655 You can pee here. 773 01:35:03,072 --> 01:35:08,119 - - I don't care any more. - I want to go home. 774 01:35:08,870 --> 01:35:13,666 Didn't your “real self” die? 775 01:35:15,251 --> 01:35:21,007 I thought, like me, you didn't have anyone on the outside. 776 01:35:21,507 --> 01:35:25,929 - I want to go home. - You're a good man. 777 01:35:29,849 --> 01:35:34,145 Take the picture. 778 01:36:12,642 --> 01:36:14,310 Open up! 779 01:36:20,066 --> 01:36:24,195 I've called the police. - Get lost, grandad! 780 01:36:32,078 --> 01:36:36,541 Word and thought. 781 01:36:39,919 --> 01:36:43,214 Please clear the corridor for program 5... 782 01:36:43,339 --> 01:36:47,719 Clear the corridor for the adult film! 783 01:36:49,053 --> 01:36:53,182 All extras stay away from the colour bars. 784 01:36:56,185 --> 01:37:00,231 Jitka! I'll demolish the place! 785 01:37:04,193 --> 01:37:07,697 You're in my power, you must obey! 786 01:37:12,410 --> 01:37:16,205 Come here, where are you? Who are you? 787 01:38:03,002 --> 01:38:08,174 Any bad you do, comes back at you. 788 01:39:18,494 --> 01:39:20,621 I've a girl for us, 789 01:39:21,956 --> 01:39:24,333 but she has a child. 790 01:39:27,837 --> 01:39:29,922 Doesn't matter. 791 01:40:17,929 --> 01:40:22,642 I thought you were dead. 792 01:40:23,142 --> 01:40:28,231 He would've smashed your telly if he'd found it. 793 01:40:57,051 --> 01:41:03,182 Dramatic events are unfolding at Ruzyne airport. 794 01:41:03,307 --> 01:41:05,601 We asked the passengers about it. 795 01:41:05,726 --> 01:41:12,692 This was my first flight and I hope 796 01:41:13,526 --> 01:41:17,780 I hope it was my last. 797 01:41:19,115 --> 01:41:27,115 I believe that sheer willpower 798 01:41:31,335 --> 01:41:34,505 saved our plane 799 01:41:34,589 --> 01:41:38,801 I believe that... Everything is 800 01:41:38,884 --> 01:41:42,597 can we edit this out? 801 01:41:42,722 --> 01:41:48,603 I can't appear on television in this state. 802 01:42:00,865 --> 01:42:01,907 Mikulikova. 803 01:42:02,325 --> 01:42:05,036 Lost property office. 804 01:42:05,161 --> 01:42:11,542 We've a glove here, still looks quite new. 805 01:42:13,794 --> 01:42:17,214 That's if you still want it, of course. 806 01:42:18,758 --> 01:42:23,638 - Who's that? - Olda. 807 01:42:23,804 --> 01:42:26,098 Why don't you say something? 808 01:42:28,684 --> 01:42:30,936 He also kept us dangling. 809 01:42:32,229 --> 01:42:33,229 Hallo. 810 01:42:36,817 --> 01:42:40,821 We're here but we're keeping you dangling. 811 01:42:41,072 --> 01:42:44,742 - Good morning, Anicka. - Good morning. 812 01:42:46,202 --> 01:42:50,164 You know what happened to me at school yesterday... 813 01:42:50,289 --> 01:42:54,085 So there you have it. My story. And you? 814 01:42:55,169 --> 01:42:58,923 You in any pain? 815 01:43:01,467 --> 01:43:05,888 Tired? Don't give up, we have to live. 56248

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