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Holifart whatastink!
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Don't these people ever wash?
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The papers say under 11%
of Paris apartments have bathrooms.
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Okay, but people could wash
all the same.
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This bunch doesn't make
much of an effort.
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They're not even
Paris's prize stinkers.
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No, they're gathered here by chance.
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People at the East Station
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can't smell worse
than those at the Lyons Station.
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No reason they should.
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Still, what a stench!
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Who stinks like that?
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That, little lady, is "Bodyguard,"
a perfume by Fior.
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There oughta be a law
against fouling the air!
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Jeanne!
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I'm Zazie. You my unc?
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Me in person. I'm your unc.
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- You smell funny.
- It's "Bodyguard" by Fior.
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- Dab some behind my ears?
- It's for men.
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Hi, little bro.
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You're sweet to baby-sit.
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She's in good hands.
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I'll meet you right here
day after tomorrow
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for the 6:60 a.m. train.
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Natürlich!
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How's your wife?
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Fine. Come see us?
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No time!
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When Mom's got a new squeeze,
it's so long, family!
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Bye, honey! Bye, Gaby!
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Bye, Mom!
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She's got it bad.
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Let's get going.
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We taking the metro, Unc?
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Whaddya mean?
- I mean no! We got Charlie's hack.
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I got a confession
stuck in my craw.
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It's confessionitis.
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I'll say nothing of my youth.
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It ain't free, I tell ya!
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I'm waiting for my pal.
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Here's my pal, Gabriel. See?
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Hi there, kid.
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What a crummy old heap!
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If you don't like it -
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- Get in and don't be snotty.
- Snotty, my ass!
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Your niece is a hoot.
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Oh, damgoddit!
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ON STRlKE
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Bastards!
To pull this on me!
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- It's not just you.
- Don't care!
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I was all excited
to ride the metro!
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Hell and damnation!
- That's life.
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- When's the strike over?
- Dunno. I don't do politics.
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It ain't politics.
It's about bucks.
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- Mister, you ever go on strike?
- Gotta, to get fares hiked.
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You oughta pay people
to ride in this stinking crate!
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Ah, Paris! What a beautiful town!
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Look, Zazie!
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The Panth�on.
- Come off it!
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That's not the Panth�on?
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No, that is not the Panth�on!
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- Then what?
- Dunno, but it's not the Panth�on.
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- We'll ask a passerby.
- They're all morons.
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That's for sure.
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I got it!
That was the Madeleine.
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Maybe, but it's ancient history now.
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Now there's a swell piece
of architecture!
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The lnvalides.
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You're way off.
It might be the Gendarmerie.
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Say, Unc, when you guys spout crap,
you do it on purpose?
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All the better
to make you laugh, my child.
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Truth is, sometimes it's on poipose,
sometimes not.
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Pull my leg, will ya?
You're two old farts!
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- Hear that?
- It's the new wave!
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Take your new wave and -
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Zazie, if you really
wanna see the lnvalides
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and the true tomb
of the real Napoleon, I'll take you.
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Napoleon, my ass!
That dumb cluck and his stupid hat!
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- Whatcha wanna see, then?
- Yeah, what?
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The metro!
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There's your metro!
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The metro's underground!
Who ya tryin' to kid?
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- That's the el.
- Then it's not the metro.
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Lemme eggsplain.
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Sometimes it comes up,
then it re-returns under.
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- Bull. You never tell the truth.
- The truth?
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As if you knew what truth was.
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As if anybody knew.
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It's all a lot of hooey.
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The Panth�on, the lnvalides,
the Gendarmerie, the Madeleine -
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all a lot of hooey!
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What a shame!
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A crying shame!
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What's that?
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Search me.
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lsn't she a doll?
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So, kid, glad to be in Paris?
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Well, I never!
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Mr. Charles, you're a melancholic.
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Melancholic, my ass!
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Goddammit to hell!
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I won't stand
for a little bitch who spouts
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"obscelenities" like that!
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She'll corrupt the neighborhood!
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Yackety-yak!
All you do is yak!
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Dinner's ready.
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Consomm�!
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Don't let's exaggerate.
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So, child...
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aren't we tired?
Aren't we sleepy?
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Who's we?
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You, naturally.
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When's bedtime at home?
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Home and here
are two different things, right?
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You just saying yes,
or do you mean it?
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Hear that, Albertine?
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See how kids her age reason?
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Why send 'em to school?
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I'll go to school till I'm 65.
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Sixty-five?
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Sure, I'll be a teacher.
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Not a bad job.
You get a pension.
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Pension, my ass.
It's not for the pension.
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Then why do you wanna teach?
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To drive those brats nuts.
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The ones who'll be my age
in 10, 20, 100, 1,000 years!
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I'll make their lives hell!
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Make 'em eat chalk!
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Jab compasses in their rear!
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I'll kick their behinds!
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I'll wear boots with spurs
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to tear their butts to shreds!
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From what the papers say,
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the trend in modern education
is more towards gentleness...
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kindness...
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understanding.
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lsn't that so, Albertine?
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They treat you bad at school?
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Just let 'em try!
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In 20 years,
there won't be teachers anymore.
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They'll all be replaced
by movies, TV,
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electronics, stuff like that.
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That was in the paper
the other day too.
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Wasn't it, Albertine?
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Yes, it was.
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Then I'll be an astronaut.
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That's more like it.
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I'll drive the Martians nuts!
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The kid's got ambition.
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- Take me to the Cinemascope?
- Can't. I start work at 11:00.
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- I can go with Auntie.
- I say no.
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She never goes out without me.
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You got soft skin.
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She dropped right off to sleep.
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But tomorrow -
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She'd better not wake me.
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Kids get up early,
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but I need my beauty sleep.
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Ten hours minimum is essential.
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Yackety-yak!
All you do is yak!
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Yackety-yak, my ass!
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Wanna repeat that?
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I said, "Yackety-yak, my ass!"
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What are you insinuating,
if I may ask?
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I'm insinuating that
I don't like that kid here!
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Whether you like it
or like it not,
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I don't give a crap!
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Don't you start talking
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like your niece!
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How can anyone be
as unintelligent as you!
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Know what "unintelligent" means,
you moron?
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- Here we go!
- Go where?
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You've become real foul-mouthed!
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He's starting to get on my nerves.
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I won't have a brat like that
in my house!
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How's that?
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I won't have that little bitch
in my house!
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Can't a body get any sleep?
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What's all this mess?
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Yackety-yak.
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All you do is yak.
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It's ruined.
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- I'll buy you a new one.
- That's sweet.
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But not pigskin.
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What would you like? Box calf?
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Shagreen?
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Russian leather?
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Lizard?
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Alligator?
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That's expensive.
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But durable and smart.
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See your aunt?
She's kindness itself.
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What's he doing here?
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He's the landlord.
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A great landlord. A real pal.
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He's kindness itself.
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- Kindness, my ass!
- I heard that "my ass"!
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Move it, and no "obscelenities"!
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It's not me, it's her!
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Tattletale!
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You forgot your lipstick.
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Hey, kid!
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Zazie!
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Come back here!
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Come back here right this minute!
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Where are you off to?
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Get down here right now!
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I said get down here!
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Help! Help!
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Don't let that nasty man take me!
I don't even know him!
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He said things to me!
- Like what?
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The child is a runaway.
I'm taking her home.
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Tell me what the naughty man said.
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I'm afraid to.
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What did he want?
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Scum!
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What did he want?
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That's a new one on me!
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Can you believe it?
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A real bastard!
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I don't get it.
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One day my husband
wanted me to -
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I don't know
where he got that idea.
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So I says, "If you expect me to...
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go take a flying -"
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Damgoddit!
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I just got the fright of my life!
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Quit playing the St. Bernard.
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Damgoddit!
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Well, they didn't kill you.
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Damgoddit!
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The kid skedaddled.
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The kid skedaddled?
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- They took me for a lech!
- Scared?
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More than during the air raids.
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Air raids never scared me.
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British bombs weren't meant for me.
I rooted for the Brits.
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They didn't scare me either.
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No, so they never hit me.
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I went out to enjoy the fireworks.
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Wham! Bull's-eye!
A munitions dump up in smoke!
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- A station blown sky-high!
- A factory in smithereens!
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The whole town in flames.
A helluva show!
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The good old days.
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What is it, little girl?
Somebody hurt you?
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Is it that bad?
- Oh, yes, sir!
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You poor, poor child.
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Tell me what's wrong.
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Your parents beat you?
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Lose something
you'll catch hell for?
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Tell me all about it.
You can trust me.
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Why should I trust you?
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Because I love children.
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Little girls and little boys.
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You're a dirty old man!
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Not at all.
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During the occupation,
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the black market
got me nothing but trouble.
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I got hit with everything:
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fines, inspections, requisitions.
Just my luck!
261
00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:29,159
But I inherited this joint.
262
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:32,287
Then stop whining.
You've got it made.
263
00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:35,082
- What's this?
- The flea market.
264
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:36,416
This where you buy
265
00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:40,754
"rembrans" cheap, peddle 'em to Yanks
and go home loaded?
266
00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:44,049
Not only Rembrandts.
Soles, lavender, nails too.
267
00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:46,593
- And US army surplus?
- Sure.
268
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:50,222
And good French fries.
Made the same morning.
269
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:53,267
- I like army surplus.
- They got mussels, too.
270
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:56,979
That don't make you sick.
- And blew-genes?
271
00:23:57,104 --> 00:24:00,357
- Sure. Compasses too.
- Screw compasses.
272
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,317
I want blew-genes.
273
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,944
Let's go take a look.
274
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,947
You're subtle as a bulldozer.
275
00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:11,618
Got any blue jeans for the kid?
276
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:14,496
Sure do.
277
00:24:16,248 --> 00:24:18,625
SECONDHAND
278
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:21,503
I got everything here...
279
00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:24,673
from rubber dinghies
to fishing rods.
280
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:30,971
Here's a pair
she'll never wear out.
281
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:34,725
So what?
She'll outgrow them by next year.
282
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:37,352
- Then her kid sister?
- She's got none.
283
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,271
Next year she might.
284
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:42,024
Don't joke.
Her poor momma's dead.
285
00:24:49,031 --> 00:24:53,660
If I understand correctly,
286
00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:56,580
these are US army surplus
blue jeans?
287
00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,332
Natürlich!
288
00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:08,800
The Yanks had little tykes
in their army?
289
00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:13,055
Sure they did.
It takes all kinds to fight a war.
290
00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:15,516
How much are these?
291
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:22,564
I'll throw 'em in free
with the blue jeans.
292
00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:26,318
MUSSELS AND FRlES
293
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:34,910
Hungry?
294
00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:37,329
Want a bite to eat?
295
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,373
Some mussels? Or fries?
296
00:25:39,498 --> 00:25:40,707
Both.
297
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,212
A glass of white wine.
298
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,221
lncredible!
299
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:01,478
What a slowpoke!
My Pop would've downed
300
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,397
ten glasses by now.
301
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:07,526
- Your Pop drink a lot?
- He did. He's dead.
302
00:26:08,944 --> 00:26:11,196
Were you sad when he died?
303
00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:14,366
No time,
with all that was going on.
304
00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:15,784
Like what?
305
00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:17,244
Hey, my mussels!
306
00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:20,247
Remember the dressmaker
from Saint-Montron
307
00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:23,500
who hit her husband
over the head with a hatchet?
308
00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:25,919
Don't you read the papers?
309
00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:29,047
Pathetic! And you wanna
have a conversation?
310
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,592
The dressmaker was Mom.
311
00:26:31,717 --> 00:26:34,469
And the husband,
naturally, was Pop.
312
00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:38,932
It made a big stink.
313
00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:42,144
Mom hired
a hotshot lawyer from Paris.
314
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,689
Someone who don't talk natural.
A real asshole.
315
00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:47,274
But he got her off, easy.
316
00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:49,776
They even gave Mom an ovation.
317
00:26:52,696 --> 00:26:54,615
Almost paraded her
through the streets.
318
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:58,410
Not interested?
- Not particularly.
319
00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:01,121
You're a shifty one.
320
00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:03,290
Don't sulk.
321
00:27:03,499 --> 00:27:05,792
I'll tell you my story.
322
00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:07,127
I'm all ears.
323
00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:11,423
Well, Mom couldn't stomach Pop.
324
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:15,552
It got Pop down,
and he started hitting the bottle.
325
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:18,138
You following me?
326
00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:20,015
Good. I'm getting there.
327
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:22,976
It happened last year.
328
00:27:23,477 --> 00:27:26,271
One Sunday in October.
329
00:27:26,855 --> 00:27:28,774
I remember it well.
330
00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:31,985
I was just back from soccer.
331
00:27:32,903 --> 00:27:36,406
Pop was alone in the house.
332
00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:38,992
All alone, waiting.
333
00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:41,912
Not waiting
for anything in particular.
334
00:27:42,496 --> 00:27:44,331
Just waiting.
335
00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:47,835
Ηe was all alone, just waiting.
336
00:27:52,548 --> 00:27:53,841
So I come in.
337
00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:56,593
Pop is drunk as a skunk.
338
00:27:57,469 --> 00:28:00,055
He starts kissing me.
339
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:03,016
Why not? He's my Pop.
340
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,162
It was terrific.
341
00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:29,918
Suddenly, the door opens softly.
342
00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:33,380
You see, Mom had told him,
343
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:36,550
"I'm going out
to buy spaghetti and pork chops."
344
00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:38,760
But it was to trick him.
345
00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:41,221
Smart cookie, eh?
346
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:45,058
So she slips in, real quiet.
347
00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:47,561
Pop's mind is elsewhere.
348
00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:50,898
And that's how
he ended up in heaven!
349
00:28:51,023 --> 00:28:53,233
Still, Mom got off scot-free.
350
00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:00,073
They congratulated her.
351
00:29:00,491 --> 00:29:02,534
Don't that take the cake?
352
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:06,038
Don't it?
- Oh, sure!
353
00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:35,409
Help! Help!
354
00:34:35,951 --> 00:34:39,538
Don't let the nasty man take me!
355
00:34:39,663 --> 00:34:41,498
- What'd he say?
- Things.
356
00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:43,167
You little thief!
357
00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:47,671
She swiped these blue jeans
from my shop.
358
00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:50,591
- Little crook!
- Disgusting!
359
00:34:50,757 --> 00:34:54,094
Didn't she ever learn
property is sacred?
360
00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:57,764
What if I take you to the police?
361
00:34:57,890 --> 00:35:00,434
You'll end up in jail!
362
00:35:00,601 --> 00:35:02,853
Sir, have pity on the child.
363
00:35:02,978 --> 00:35:06,398
She's not responsible
for the bad upbringing she likely had.
364
00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:09,693
Perhaps hunger drove her to it.
365
00:35:09,818 --> 00:35:13,113
Do not be too hard -
not too hard - on her.
366
00:35:13,489 --> 00:35:15,949
Haven't you ever been hungry?
367
00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:19,995
Hungry?
Lady, I was an orphan.
368
00:35:21,622 --> 00:35:23,999
We'll see what your parents say.
369
00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:32,216
Unc, a cop wants to see you.
370
00:35:39,932 --> 00:35:41,308
So you're a cop?
371
00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:44,937
Not on your life.
I'm just a simple peddler.
372
00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:49,024
They call me Pedro Surplus.
373
00:35:55,155 --> 00:35:57,324
Don't believe him.
He's a cop.
374
00:35:57,825 --> 00:35:59,618
The child is joking.
375
00:35:59,743 --> 00:36:02,329
Don't talk without your lawyer.
376
00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:05,207
She thinks I'm dumb.
Kids today!
377
00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:07,376
No respect for their elders.
378
00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:10,754
The crap you have to listen to.
I'd rather leave.
379
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,853
- So you exploit little girls?
- Me, sir?
380
00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:28,730
Yes, you.
She was working the flea market.
381
00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:31,108
Well, I'll be!
382
00:36:34,945 --> 00:36:37,489
What's your line of work?
383
00:36:37,614 --> 00:36:39,199
Entertainer.
384
00:36:41,243 --> 00:36:44,037
The kid said you were
a night watchman.
385
00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:46,874
I told the kid a white lie.
386
00:36:51,044 --> 00:36:53,672
What kind of entertainer?
387
00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:56,091
Spanish ballerina.
388
00:36:56,758 --> 00:36:58,802
- So you're a -
- Not at all.
389
00:36:58,927 --> 00:37:03,223
Okay, so I dance in drag
in a nightclub. That means nothing.
390
00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:05,184
Strictly for laughs.
391
00:37:05,309 --> 00:37:07,728
With my build, you see -
392
00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:12,065
How do I look, Albertine?
393
00:37:12,524 --> 00:37:14,902
...and hormosessuality, to boot!
394
00:37:15,486 --> 00:37:17,070
What's a hormosessual?
395
00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:19,573
A man who wears blue jeans.
396
00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:21,408
You're spoofing me.
397
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,288
- Take those off.
- No way. They're mine.
398
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,708
Throw him out.
- Suppose he's a cop?
399
00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:31,960
That a reason to be scared?
400
00:37:56,568 --> 00:38:00,280
Love can bloom in a gaze.
401
00:38:02,616 --> 00:38:06,620
Ma'am, we'd like
some information on you too.
402
00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:07,746
Like what?
403
00:38:07,871 --> 00:38:09,623
Occupation?
404
00:38:10,624 --> 00:38:12,876
- Housewife.
- Which involves?
405
00:38:13,001 --> 00:38:15,295
Which involves, for instance,
406
00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:17,840
throwing out the garbage.
407
00:38:25,806 --> 00:38:27,641
One steak, pronto!
408
00:38:40,988 --> 00:38:43,031
Hello, you!
409
00:38:43,448 --> 00:38:46,285
- Eating with us?
- Wasn't it planned?
410
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:48,787
Just reminding you.
411
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,999
I didn't forget.
412
00:38:52,666 --> 00:38:54,877
Then I'm confirming my invite.
413
00:38:56,587 --> 00:38:58,505
No need. It was all set.
414
00:38:59,006 --> 00:39:00,465
Okay, hurry up.
415
00:39:04,761 --> 00:39:07,681
23 MlNUTES LATER...
416
00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:22,237
- So what'd this guy say?
- Nothing.
417
00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:25,616
- Is he eating?
- Shoveling it down.
418
00:39:25,741 --> 00:39:28,535
Did he start with the sardines?
419
00:39:28,702 --> 00:39:30,370
Same as you.
420
00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:32,706
- What did he drink?
- Red wine.
421
00:39:32,873 --> 00:39:35,501
- How much?
- He downed half a bottle.
422
00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:39,004
Hey, my plate!
423
00:39:39,129 --> 00:39:40,923
What's on your mind?
424
00:39:42,883 --> 00:39:45,052
I was thinking of Charles.
425
00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:47,304
He's a decent fellow.
426
00:39:47,429 --> 00:39:49,890
He's got a job. A good one.
427
00:39:50,349 --> 00:39:51,725
Taxi driver.
428
00:39:51,892 --> 00:39:53,894
Not too old, not too young.
429
00:39:54,061 --> 00:39:56,730
Healthy. He saves his money.
430
00:39:57,397 --> 00:39:59,733
Not too old, not too young.
431
00:39:59,858 --> 00:40:01,902
Healthy and strong.
432
00:40:02,277 --> 00:40:05,239
Must have a nest egg.
He's got what it takes.
433
00:40:05,572 --> 00:40:08,867
Only thing is, he's too romantic.
434
00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:12,079
Oh, Mr. Charles!
435
00:40:27,928 --> 00:40:31,265
Would you have a shoelace?
I just broke mine.
436
00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:34,726
- I'm out to lunch. Come back at 2:00.
- Aren't those laces?
437
00:40:34,852 --> 00:40:36,812
Hands off, mister!
438
00:40:36,937 --> 00:40:40,232
It's like refusing bread
to a starving man.
439
00:40:40,357 --> 00:40:43,944
Don't give me a sob story.
Cop! Lecher!
440
00:40:44,069 --> 00:40:49,658
The thanks I get for returning
a child to her folks. And what folks!
441
00:40:49,783 --> 00:40:52,828
Whatcha got against them?
442
00:40:52,953 --> 00:40:55,372
- The uncle is a -
- I forbid you!
443
00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:58,584
Don't tell me what to do.
444
00:40:58,709 --> 00:41:01,962
Gabriel is an upright citizen.
He's well-liked.
445
00:41:02,087 --> 00:41:03,213
A vamp!
446
00:41:03,338 --> 00:41:06,967
You and your haughty airs.
I tell you, Gabriel is -
447
00:41:07,092 --> 00:41:08,468
Prove it.
448
00:41:08,594 --> 00:41:10,304
It's simple. He's married.
449
00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:12,681
That proves nothing.
450
00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:15,058
Henri lll was married too.
451
00:41:15,184 --> 00:41:17,477
- To who?
- Louise de Vaudemont.
452
00:41:17,603 --> 00:41:21,857
If that dame was queen of France,
we'd know about her.
453
00:41:22,608 --> 00:41:25,652
Give me the other one.
What are you doing here?
454
00:41:25,819 --> 00:41:29,865
Returning a lost child
to her parents.
455
00:41:33,452 --> 00:41:37,998
Now I'm the one who's lost.
456
00:41:38,165 --> 00:41:40,501
The metro's that way.
457
00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:43,629
You don't understand.
It's me I lost.
458
00:41:43,754 --> 00:41:47,341
- I don't get it.
- Just ask me something.
459
00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:50,928
My name, for example.
460
00:41:51,053 --> 00:41:53,013
Okay, what's your name?
461
00:41:53,972 --> 00:41:55,182
I don't know.
462
00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:59,144
- What?
- I never learned it by heart.
463
00:41:59,269 --> 00:42:01,688
Why learn your name by heart?
464
00:42:01,855 --> 00:42:03,815
- What's yours?
- Gridoux.
465
00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:08,153
- See, you learned yours by heart.
- You're right.
466
00:42:08,278 --> 00:42:12,533
Worse - I don't know
if I ever even had one.
467
00:42:12,908 --> 00:42:14,451
That can't be!
468
00:42:14,576 --> 00:42:18,038
What do you mean,
"that can't be"?
469
00:42:18,497 --> 00:42:20,499
You know how old you are?
470
00:42:20,624 --> 00:42:22,167
Of course not.
471
00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:24,253
That's awful.
472
00:42:25,629 --> 00:42:29,800
So when people
ask me what I do,
473
00:42:29,925 --> 00:42:32,052
I'm not just being difficult.
474
00:42:32,219 --> 00:42:34,096
I get you.
475
00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:43,105
The metro still that way?
476
00:42:43,230 --> 00:42:45,899
That way... or this way.
477
00:42:46,191 --> 00:42:49,403
But the metro's on strike.
478
00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:52,573
On strike!
479
00:43:01,123 --> 00:43:02,833
What a swell town!
480
00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:10,257
I wonder why Paris
is always pictured as a dame.
481
00:44:05,979 --> 00:44:08,106
Shpritski nai ekerch!
482
00:44:10,275 --> 00:44:13,487
I didn't know you spoke
Black Forest talk.
483
00:44:13,654 --> 00:44:14,988
I didn't mean to.
484
00:44:15,656 --> 00:44:18,867
It was a sudden stroke of genius.
485
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,038
Us artistes are like that.
486
00:44:25,874 --> 00:44:29,044
Paris will always be Paris!
487
00:44:29,628 --> 00:44:31,839
lsn't this gorgeous, Zazie!
488
00:44:32,464 --> 00:44:34,007
The Panth�on.
489
00:44:34,967 --> 00:44:36,677
The lnvalides.
490
00:44:37,386 --> 00:44:39,263
The cabaret.
491
00:44:40,138 --> 00:44:41,723
The metro.
492
00:44:42,432 --> 00:44:44,977
Damgoddit, it makes me dizzy.
493
00:44:45,102 --> 00:44:46,687
It isn't all that high.
494
00:44:46,854 --> 00:44:48,605
But still.
495
00:44:48,730 --> 00:44:50,399
I can see your taxi!
496
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,985
My glasses!
497
00:45:03,996 --> 00:45:06,665
I got a confession
stuck in my craw.
498
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,918
It's confessionitis!
499
00:45:10,169 --> 00:45:12,838
I'll say nothing of my youth.
500
00:45:12,963 --> 00:45:15,716
As for my upbringing,
I had none.
501
00:45:15,841 --> 00:45:19,553
Of my education,
there's little to tell.
502
00:45:19,845 --> 00:45:22,347
On this score,
there's no more to say.
503
00:45:22,848 --> 00:45:25,601
Now I come to my military service
504
00:45:26,101 --> 00:45:28,228
on which I won't dwell.
505
00:45:28,353 --> 00:45:30,856
A bachelor from early on,
506
00:45:30,981 --> 00:45:33,442
I am what life has made me.
507
00:45:33,817 --> 00:45:35,569
Rise, descend,
508
00:45:35,736 --> 00:45:37,738
descend, rise,
509
00:45:37,905 --> 00:45:39,239
come, go -
510
00:45:39,364 --> 00:45:41,909
so does Man
until he finally vanishes.
511
00:45:42,868 --> 00:45:44,703
A taxi bringeth him.
512
00:45:45,579 --> 00:45:47,372
An elevator taketh him away.
513
00:45:47,498 --> 00:45:50,792
Neither the Tower
nor the Panth�on take any note.
514
00:45:50,918 --> 00:45:54,421
All Paris is a dream,
Zazie is a reverie,
515
00:45:54,588 --> 00:45:55,881
and all this
516
00:45:56,006 --> 00:45:57,925
is a reverie within a dream...
517
00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:01,845
a reverie within a dream...
518
00:46:11,146 --> 00:46:13,106
I haven't been up here in 20 years.
519
00:46:13,273 --> 00:46:14,650
How old are you?
520
00:46:14,775 --> 00:46:16,068
How old d'ya think?
521
00:46:16,193 --> 00:46:18,779
You're no spring chicken... 25?
522
00:46:18,946 --> 00:46:20,280
Plus 10.
523
00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:23,617
You don't look too old.
And Uncle Gabriel?
524
00:46:23,742 --> 00:46:25,994
- He's 32.
- He looks older.
525
00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:28,747
Don't tell him or he'll cry.
526
00:46:28,872 --> 00:46:31,124
Why?
'Cause he's a hormosessual?
527
00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:35,337
- Where'd you hear that?
- The guy said that.
528
00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:37,506
- It ain't so.
- No, he really did.
529
00:46:37,631 --> 00:46:40,801
I mean, it ain't so about Gabriel.
530
00:46:40,968 --> 00:46:44,471
What makes him a hormosessual?
'Cause he wears perfume?
531
00:46:44,638 --> 00:46:46,306
You got it.
532
00:46:46,431 --> 00:46:49,309
- That's no crime.
- Of course not.
533
00:46:49,434 --> 00:46:52,646
- Are you a hormosessual?
- I look like a fruit?
534
00:46:52,813 --> 00:46:55,440
- No, you're the driver.
- You see?
535
00:46:55,566 --> 00:46:57,234
See what?
536
00:46:57,359 --> 00:46:59,528
So why aren't you married?
537
00:46:59,653 --> 00:47:01,488
Can't find my dream girl.
538
00:47:02,489 --> 00:47:05,492
You're a snob.
Do you like me?
539
00:47:05,617 --> 00:47:08,912
- You're just a kid.
- Some girls marry at 12.
540
00:47:09,037 --> 00:47:11,832
- Do you like me?
- 'Course not.
541
00:47:11,957 --> 00:47:15,544
- You got screwy ideas.
- Wonder where I get 'em.
542
00:47:18,005 --> 00:47:21,175
And there, way out yonder,
543
00:47:22,134 --> 00:47:24,595
the cemetery is piled high
544
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:27,598
with former Parisians...
545
00:47:29,183 --> 00:47:32,686
who went up and down
countless steps,
546
00:47:33,061 --> 00:47:35,731
to and fro along endless streets,
547
00:47:35,856 --> 00:47:37,983
until in the end
548
00:47:38,108 --> 00:47:40,986
they went and were no more.
549
00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:43,447
Pleasure bringeth them,
550
00:47:43,697 --> 00:47:47,075
a hearse taketh them away.
551
00:47:47,201 --> 00:47:50,871
Meanwhile, the Tower rusts,
the Panth�on cracks,
552
00:47:50,996 --> 00:47:53,373
quicker than their bones rot...
553
00:47:59,671 --> 00:48:01,715
...and melt away
554
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,551
in the humus
of the woeful metropolis.
555
00:48:04,676 --> 00:48:07,638
But I am alive!
556
00:48:08,430 --> 00:48:10,766
And there my knowledge ceases.
557
00:48:16,396 --> 00:48:19,024
For of the cabbie
and my niece,
558
00:48:19,149 --> 00:48:21,860
1 ,000 feet up in the air,
559
00:48:21,985 --> 00:48:24,321
and of my sweet spouse,
560
00:48:24,446 --> 00:48:27,241
Albertine, back at the hearth,
561
00:48:27,407 --> 00:48:30,953
at this precise moment,
I know only this:
562
00:48:31,078 --> 00:48:34,540
They are almost dead
563
00:48:34,665 --> 00:48:36,917
since they are not here.
564
00:48:47,177 --> 00:48:49,096
Created in a flash...
565
00:48:49,972 --> 00:48:52,099
animated in a splash...
566
00:48:52,724 --> 00:48:55,477
negated in a dash.
567
00:49:02,776 --> 00:49:04,903
Get a move on!
Schnell , schnell!
568
00:49:14,955 --> 00:49:15,956
Well, well!
569
00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:18,458
- Hi, Fedor!
- Gabriel, you here?
570
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,344
What's keeping my Gretchens?
571
00:49:45,652 --> 00:49:49,531
Want a lift to Sainte Chapelle,
that jewel of Gothic art?
572
00:49:49,656 --> 00:49:51,325
I'm with Charles.
573
00:49:51,492 --> 00:49:54,870
S'long, Fedor.
Good-bye, my Gretchen ladies.
574
00:49:56,163 --> 00:49:57,581
Hey, answer me!
575
00:49:57,706 --> 00:50:00,459
You wear me out!
What questions!
576
00:50:00,626 --> 00:50:04,254
They're good questions.
You just don't know the answers.
577
00:50:06,465 --> 00:50:08,008
Where were we?
578
00:50:08,133 --> 00:50:10,302
I'm not the marrying kind.
579
00:50:12,054 --> 00:50:14,348
Not all women
ask questions like me.
580
00:50:14,473 --> 00:50:16,934
"Women"! You're just a kid.
581
00:50:17,059 --> 00:50:19,895
- I'm developing.
- Don't get dirty.
582
00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:22,523
- Dirty? That's life.
- Life's clean.
583
00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:25,150
You oughta know, in your racket.
584
00:50:25,275 --> 00:50:26,568
Whaddya mean?
585
00:50:26,693 --> 00:50:31,365
I read that cabbies
see all types of sessuality.
586
00:50:31,532 --> 00:50:32,866
Cut it out!
587
00:50:32,991 --> 00:50:36,411
That all you can say?
You must be repressed.
588
00:50:36,537 --> 00:50:40,165
Wait for me.
Tell me about your hang-ups.
589
00:50:40,624 --> 00:50:42,793
Scared of women, huh?
590
00:50:44,628 --> 00:50:46,380
There she goes again!
591
00:50:46,505 --> 00:50:50,592
Sessuality all over the place,
all the time!
592
00:50:51,051 --> 00:50:53,345
Excrementation! Putrefaction!
593
00:50:53,887 --> 00:50:56,098
People have such one-track minds!
594
00:51:01,061 --> 00:51:03,230
- Where you going?
- I'm splitting.
595
00:51:03,397 --> 00:51:05,524
- What about us?
- Take the metro.
596
00:51:06,692 --> 00:51:08,694
I've had it with that brat.
597
00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:26,086
Unc, I want an ice cream too.
598
00:51:27,004 --> 00:51:30,382
- Where we going?
- I've got a rehearsal at 6:00.
599
00:51:30,507 --> 00:51:33,886
- Take a taxi.
- During a metro strike?
600
00:51:34,595 --> 00:51:36,096
Look at this.
601
00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:42,895
- Why'd Charles take off?
- No reason.
602
00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:45,355
- That's no answer.
- He just did.
603
00:51:45,481 --> 00:51:50,277
- You won't tell me?
- You talk too grown-up for him.
604
00:51:50,402 --> 00:51:54,448
- What if I talk grown-up to you?
- Try me.
605
00:51:54,573 --> 00:51:58,243
Okay. Are you a hormosessual?
Is that too grown-up?
606
00:51:58,368 --> 00:52:00,287
Poor Charles!
607
00:52:00,579 --> 00:52:01,663
Yes or no?
608
00:52:01,788 --> 00:52:04,708
Dearie, you're hurting the poor man.
609
00:52:04,833 --> 00:52:08,128
One mustn't mistreat grown-ups.
610
00:52:08,295 --> 00:52:10,130
He won't answer me.
611
00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:13,509
That's no reason.
612
00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:18,972
We must never resort
to violence in human relations.
613
00:52:19,097 --> 00:52:22,809
It is eminently reprehensible.
614
00:52:22,935 --> 00:52:25,896
My ass!
Did I ask you the time of day?
615
00:52:26,021 --> 00:52:28,857
- 4:15.
- Leave the child alone.
616
00:52:40,744 --> 00:52:43,455
- Some educator you are!
- Educator, my ass!
617
00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:46,500
What a foul mouth she has!
618
00:52:46,625 --> 00:52:48,669
Mind your own ass!
619
00:52:48,919 --> 00:52:51,046
I have my own ideas on education.
620
00:52:52,673 --> 00:52:56,009
- For instance?
- First, understanding.
621
00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:58,387
You gonna answer my question?
622
00:53:00,597 --> 00:53:02,349
Shit! That wasn't funny.
623
00:53:03,851 --> 00:53:05,936
Be understanding.
624
00:53:06,854 --> 00:53:09,273
Quit making eyes at my uncle.
625
00:53:09,398 --> 00:53:10,899
He's married, you know.
626
00:53:11,024 --> 00:53:13,360
I'm a real young lady,
627
00:53:13,485 --> 00:53:15,362
and a widow, on top of it.
628
00:53:58,739 --> 00:54:00,866
My rehearsal!
629
00:54:03,035 --> 00:54:04,995
I'll never make it in time.
630
00:54:05,746 --> 00:54:08,123
- Unc, will you answer me?
- What?
631
00:54:08,248 --> 00:54:12,419
- Is he a hormosessual?
- No doubt about it.
632
00:54:15,255 --> 00:54:18,467
- There's no talking to you!
- That was mean.
633
00:54:18,592 --> 00:54:21,470
You don't educate children
by not answering.
634
00:54:21,595 --> 00:54:24,306
She's right.
So you gonna tell me, yes or no?
635
00:54:24,431 --> 00:54:26,683
- What?
- What's a hormosessual?
636
00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:43,116
Damn! To do this to me!
637
00:54:43,450 --> 00:54:45,911
Help!
638
00:54:46,036 --> 00:54:48,247
Kidnappers!
639
00:54:48,372 --> 00:54:49,790
Albertine?
640
00:54:52,835 --> 00:54:54,211
Tired?
641
00:54:54,336 --> 00:54:56,463
No, disappointed.
642
00:54:57,714 --> 00:55:01,260
Officer, a fine gentleman
has just been kidnapped!
643
00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:03,095
It's my uncle!
644
00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:04,763
- Who's she?
- Nobody.
645
00:55:04,888 --> 00:55:07,641
I've got a car.
Get the kidnappers!
646
00:55:07,808 --> 00:55:10,227
- She's not so dumb.
- Thank you.
647
00:55:10,352 --> 00:55:12,104
- Don't mention it.
- It's sweet of you.
648
00:55:13,188 --> 00:55:15,816
- You finished?
- Who asked you?
649
00:55:15,983 --> 00:55:20,362
Dames! You asked me!
Words don't make sense!
650
00:55:20,487 --> 00:55:23,448
- You coming or not?
- That's a cop for you!
651
00:55:23,574 --> 00:55:27,452
Judges are even worse.
- Bastards all.
652
00:55:27,578 --> 00:55:29,496
I've seen you somewhere.
653
00:55:29,663 --> 00:55:31,832
- I doubt it.
- Why not?
654
00:55:31,999 --> 00:55:34,168
Maybe the child's right.
655
00:55:34,293 --> 00:55:36,628
- Thank you, my dear.
- A pleasure, my dear.
656
00:55:36,753 --> 00:55:39,173
- Too kind.
- All right, all right.
657
00:55:39,339 --> 00:55:41,008
They're putting me on.
658
00:55:41,175 --> 00:55:43,010
- Come on!
- The kidnappers!
659
00:56:01,528 --> 00:56:03,071
Just look at this.
660
00:56:04,865 --> 00:56:06,700
I don't believe it!
661
00:56:06,825 --> 00:56:09,620
A fine officer like you
must know tricks.
662
00:56:09,745 --> 00:56:12,456
Within the limits of the law,
of course.
663
00:56:12,581 --> 00:56:16,210
You'll see what stuff
Trouscaillon's made of!
664
00:56:16,335 --> 00:56:17,753
His name's Trouscaillon.
665
00:56:17,878 --> 00:56:20,339
My name is Mrs. Mwack.
Like everyone.
666
00:57:36,790 --> 00:57:38,792
Christ! My rehearsal!
667
00:57:47,009 --> 00:57:48,510
He's terrific!
668
00:57:48,635 --> 00:57:50,596
- He's a clod.
- lsn't he cute?
669
00:57:50,721 --> 00:57:53,557
First it was my uncle.
You want 'em all!
670
00:57:58,979 --> 00:58:02,816
- Is Sainte Chapelle far?
- A jewel of Gothic art.
671
00:58:02,983 --> 00:58:05,444
Of my education,
there's little to tell.
672
00:58:05,569 --> 00:58:07,279
Never mind.
673
00:58:11,909 --> 00:58:13,577
Come with us!
674
00:58:24,713 --> 00:58:28,175
This is Captain Fedor Balanovich
welcoming you aboard.
675
00:58:28,342 --> 00:58:31,678
We are now cruising over the Trocad�ro,
famous for its cheeses.
676
00:58:31,845 --> 00:58:35,432
We're flying at an altitude of 5'11".
Speed: six knots.
677
00:58:35,807 --> 00:58:40,312
On your left, the Social Security building,
apex of our civilization.
678
00:59:01,667 --> 00:59:04,670
Step on it, Fedor.
I can't take anymore.
679
00:59:04,795 --> 00:59:06,880
I'll take a shortcut.
680
01:00:22,331 --> 01:00:25,501
O madam, could you perhaps
have lost your way?
681
01:00:25,626 --> 01:00:28,629
'Tis the wind and the breeze
have led us astray.
682
01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:34,259
And here is Sainte Chapelle,
683
01:00:34,384 --> 01:00:36,929
a jewel of Gothic art.
684
01:00:38,889 --> 01:00:40,641
Let's move it, gentlemen!
685
01:00:40,766 --> 01:00:42,601
Before it closes.
686
01:01:20,764 --> 01:01:23,684
- He's growing on me.
- She's wacko!
687
01:01:24,852 --> 01:01:27,896
- It's a joy to watch you drive, madam.
- Really?
688
01:02:08,061 --> 01:02:10,105
Hello, Mr. Gabriel!
689
01:02:17,654 --> 01:02:20,866
So there you are!
Rehearsal was at 6:00!
690
01:02:20,991 --> 01:02:24,161
Traffic.
Did my wife bring my new dress?
691
01:02:24,286 --> 01:02:27,039
Your wife?
That's a new one.
692
01:02:42,262 --> 01:02:44,473
Put this call on my tab.
693
01:02:56,944 --> 01:02:58,779
Ηello, Turandot?
694
01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:31,436
The number you dialed
is not in service.
695
01:03:31,562 --> 01:03:32,646
Oh, it's you!
696
01:03:33,105 --> 01:03:34,731
Put Turandot on.
697
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:37,109
It's Gabriel.
698
01:03:39,778 --> 01:03:41,697
Mado? Go tell Albertine -
699
01:03:41,822 --> 01:03:42,948
I'm all alone.
700
01:03:43,073 --> 01:03:45,492
Throw any customers out!
701
01:03:45,659 --> 01:03:48,662
I can't throw Charles out.
He's proposing to me.
702
01:03:48,829 --> 01:03:51,165
About time! But move it!
703
01:03:57,004 --> 01:03:58,589
So is it yes or no?
704
01:03:58,714 --> 01:04:02,426
This is all so sudden,
Mr. Charles.
705
01:04:02,551 --> 01:04:04,553
I have to think it over.
706
01:04:06,305 --> 01:04:08,974
- So it's no?
- So it's yes.
707
01:04:11,393 --> 01:04:14,062
Gabriel?
Mado Pettifoot and me
708
01:04:14,521 --> 01:04:16,023
just got engaged.
709
01:04:21,653 --> 01:04:23,197
Yep, we're marrying.
710
01:04:23,614 --> 01:04:25,824
It won't change nothing,
711
01:04:26,116 --> 01:04:29,745
except when we bang away,
it'll be legal.
712
01:04:29,870 --> 01:04:32,664
We gotta celebrate.
713
01:04:32,789 --> 01:04:36,126
Come to the club tonight
to see my new number.
714
01:04:36,251 --> 01:04:39,129
But tell Albertine
to hurry with my dress.
715
01:04:39,254 --> 01:04:42,216
Say, did the kid get back?
716
01:04:49,723 --> 01:04:52,684
Enough is enough!
I'll fire you!
717
01:04:52,810 --> 01:04:54,978
Thanks for ditching me!
718
01:04:55,979 --> 01:04:58,023
Leaving me with that old bag!
719
01:05:00,943 --> 01:05:03,445
Ready?
One, two, three.
720
01:06:13,515 --> 01:06:15,184
You're all flustered.
721
01:06:15,476 --> 01:06:17,311
I just got engaged.
722
01:06:18,979 --> 01:06:20,314
Are you pregnant?
723
01:06:20,439 --> 01:06:22,483
Not yet...
724
01:06:23,192 --> 01:06:25,694
but we're getting married anyway.
725
01:06:26,278 --> 01:06:27,779
This calls for a drink.
726
01:06:29,364 --> 01:06:32,159
You mustn't refuse
a drop of grenadine.
727
01:06:32,576 --> 01:06:34,578
You sure talk good.
728
01:06:35,746 --> 01:06:37,289
It comes natural.
729
01:06:37,706 --> 01:06:39,583
You've hardly touched it.
730
01:06:40,042 --> 01:06:41,877
It goes to my head.
731
01:06:42,044 --> 01:06:44,171
Oh, I nearly forgot!
732
01:06:44,546 --> 01:06:48,050
Gabriel says to hurry with his dress.
733
01:06:48,300 --> 01:06:51,512
He's invited all of us tonight.
734
01:07:10,823 --> 01:07:12,491
Fire!
735
01:07:13,450 --> 01:07:16,286
My club's on fire!
736
01:07:35,013 --> 01:07:36,390
At their age!
737
01:07:38,851 --> 01:07:41,728
I can't just now,
on account of the uniform.
738
01:07:43,564 --> 01:07:45,357
I must be out of my mind.
739
01:07:46,233 --> 01:07:47,901
Aren't we all?
740
01:07:55,993 --> 01:07:57,953
You saw us?
741
01:07:58,912 --> 01:08:01,415
You two make a wild pair.
742
01:08:01,582 --> 01:08:03,542
Not wild to other eyes.
743
01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:05,419
The hell with the "not wilds."
744
01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:14,970
Say, Madame Albertine,
745
01:08:15,512 --> 01:08:17,514
I simply must get dressed.
746
01:08:18,015 --> 01:08:20,142
What should I wear?
747
01:08:20,726 --> 01:08:22,644
You don't look naked to me.
748
01:08:28,066 --> 01:08:30,319
Anyway, it's just us girls.
749
01:08:37,409 --> 01:08:39,828
- You alone?
- Out for a stroll.
750
01:08:39,953 --> 01:08:42,706
A little girl out alone
at this time of night!
751
01:08:42,831 --> 01:08:47,461
I'm waiting for the others
to go see Uncle dance.
752
01:08:47,586 --> 01:08:50,297
- That elephant dances?
- In a tutu, too!
753
01:08:50,714 --> 01:08:54,843
Mind if I walk with you?
I feel so alone.
754
01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:03,101
Mind if I walk with you?
755
01:09:04,311 --> 01:09:06,647
Do be understanding with grown-ups.
756
01:09:06,814 --> 01:09:09,107
Ah, love! If you only knew.
757
01:09:09,233 --> 01:09:13,278
Some day you'll know love.
You'll see.
758
01:09:13,403 --> 01:09:17,157
More dirty talk? Keep it clean
or I'll call another cop.
759
01:09:17,658 --> 01:09:19,326
Heartless child!
760
01:09:19,451 --> 01:09:20,577
Poor old hag.
761
01:09:20,702 --> 01:09:22,913
Still, a cop! Yuck.
762
01:09:23,038 --> 01:09:26,166
He just happened by.
If only your uncle had -
763
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:29,294
Lay off my uncle.
I told you he's married.
764
01:09:29,837 --> 01:09:32,005
Auntie beats you any day.
765
01:09:32,172 --> 01:09:35,801
Trouscaillon suits me -
or he will suit me.
766
01:09:35,926 --> 01:09:37,511
Ah, love!
767
01:09:37,678 --> 01:09:39,054
Can't you change channels?
768
01:09:40,889 --> 01:09:42,724
Then see ya!
769
01:09:52,776 --> 01:09:56,196
For an engagement,
a medium white is indispensable,
770
01:09:56,989 --> 01:10:00,742
with a touch of virginal silver.
771
01:10:00,993 --> 01:10:03,036
I'll skip the virginal part.
772
01:10:03,162 --> 01:10:06,790
What about that
green-and-yellow skirt you wore
773
01:10:06,915 --> 01:10:09,251
on Bastille Day?
- You noticed?
774
01:10:09,376 --> 01:10:11,461
You looked exquisite.
775
01:10:12,379 --> 01:10:14,464
That's really sweet.
776
01:10:14,590 --> 01:10:17,217
So you notice me sometimes?
777
01:10:17,342 --> 01:10:18,719
I do.
778
01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:22,014
Because I think you're beautiful.
779
01:10:22,639 --> 01:10:23,891
Do you?
780
01:10:24,975 --> 01:10:29,563
Oh, I do! I really do!
I think you're swell-looking.
781
01:10:29,730 --> 01:10:32,941
You're so well-stacked,
782
01:10:33,442 --> 01:10:36,236
and so elegant on top of it.
783
01:10:37,529 --> 01:10:39,072
Don't let's exaggerate.
784
01:10:39,198 --> 01:10:42,242
But you are!
You're real swell.
785
01:10:42,367 --> 01:10:44,119
Why don't we see more of you?
786
01:10:44,244 --> 01:10:46,413
I'd like to see more of you.
787
01:10:47,539 --> 01:10:49,500
Yes, why don't we?
788
01:10:49,625 --> 01:10:53,253
You, the very picture of health,
which I dare point out,
789
01:10:53,378 --> 01:10:55,631
and so beautiful on top of it.
790
01:10:55,756 --> 01:10:58,592
I'm not one to flaunt it.
791
01:10:58,717 --> 01:11:00,719
Leave it at that, dearie!
792
01:15:18,602 --> 01:15:20,938
Watch this one!
793
01:16:05,858 --> 01:16:07,901
Why did you ask us here tonight?
794
01:16:08,026 --> 01:16:10,487
You who hide
behind a veil of ostracism.
795
01:16:10,612 --> 01:16:14,408
You who never wanted
our "admirassation" for your art.
796
01:16:14,658 --> 01:16:17,327
We don't understand
the hic of this nunc.
797
01:16:17,452 --> 01:16:19,580
So, cabbie, you're engaged?
798
01:16:27,838 --> 01:16:31,175
- I hate parrots!
- See a "psicky-analyst."
799
01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:33,177
I've tried dream analysis.
800
01:16:33,302 --> 01:16:35,971
- What do you dream of?
- Wet nurses.
801
01:16:38,432 --> 01:16:40,434
Something wrong, Mr. Gabriel?
802
01:16:40,559 --> 01:16:42,478
I have stage fright.
803
01:16:43,395 --> 01:16:45,814
Gabriel, you're on!
804
01:16:59,661 --> 01:17:01,413
I have stage fright.
805
01:17:07,628 --> 01:17:10,631
- On account of me?
- Nay, Mr. Pedro.
806
01:17:10,797 --> 01:17:12,508
Why Mr. Pedro?
807
01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:14,843
That was your name this morning.
808
01:17:14,968 --> 01:17:17,596
Really? I forgot.
809
01:17:18,472 --> 01:17:21,975
Aren't you gonna ask me
why I'm here?
810
01:17:22,142 --> 01:17:24,102
No, I'm not.
811
01:17:25,604 --> 01:17:27,481
That's really disgusting.
812
01:17:27,606 --> 01:17:31,485
Well, I have
some questions for you.
813
01:17:33,153 --> 01:17:35,197
Ask away, but I won't answer.
814
01:17:35,322 --> 01:17:38,158
You have to.
I'm lnspector Bertin-Poir�e.
815
01:17:38,283 --> 01:17:39,201
My card.
816
01:17:39,326 --> 01:17:41,662
A fake, obviously.
817
01:17:44,289 --> 01:17:47,835
Never seen gangster movies?
I could have you busted.
818
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:50,879
No search warrant,
violation of privacy.
819
01:17:51,004 --> 01:17:54,675
- And violation of something else?
- Excuse me?
820
01:17:54,842 --> 01:17:56,593
I got you under my skin.
821
01:17:56,802 --> 01:18:00,222
The minute I saw you,
I knew I had to bang you into bed.
822
01:18:00,347 --> 01:18:03,600
Better sooner than later.
I can't wait.
823
01:18:03,725 --> 01:18:06,687
I'm the impatient sort.
824
01:18:10,524 --> 01:18:12,025
I've got it bad.
825
01:18:12,192 --> 01:18:14,403
You must be joking.
826
01:18:15,070 --> 01:18:17,156
Admit you're a phony cop.
827
01:18:17,281 --> 01:18:21,201
And you think a cop can't fall in love?
See my daisy?
828
01:18:24,079 --> 01:18:28,500
- Then you're a real jerk.
- Some cops can't cut it.
829
01:18:31,670 --> 01:18:34,882
But my personal charm
won't leave you -
830
01:18:36,508 --> 01:18:42,055
My personal charm
won't leave you cold.
831
01:18:42,723 --> 01:18:44,266
Tell me another one!
832
01:18:44,391 --> 01:18:46,351
My sex appeal.
833
01:18:46,852 --> 01:18:48,562
A few words
834
01:18:48,687 --> 01:18:50,689
and my sex appeal
will go to work.
835
01:18:52,983 --> 01:18:54,401
And if it doesn't?
836
01:18:54,526 --> 01:18:57,571
Then I'll jump you, just like that!
837
01:18:58,572 --> 01:18:59,948
Earlier, it was Zazie.
838
01:19:03,744 --> 01:19:06,538
But a real dish like you -
839
01:19:06,663 --> 01:19:08,749
- Not with the others?
- They bore me.
840
01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:10,250
I'll go get your bag.
841
01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:12,085
I'm the fickle type.
842
01:19:12,419 --> 01:19:15,130
This morning
it was the kid from the sticks.
843
01:19:15,255 --> 01:19:17,174
At noon, you, baby-doll.
844
01:19:17,299 --> 01:19:21,637
After lunch,
it was that society broad,
845
01:19:21,762 --> 01:19:23,764
the Baroness Mwack, a widow.
846
01:19:24,723 --> 01:19:29,728
In less than five minutes,
her life was turned upside-down.
847
01:19:29,853 --> 01:19:32,981
You must think me a snob,
my lovely.
848
01:19:33,941 --> 01:19:37,236
Still not under my spell,
my divine Albertine?
849
01:19:39,279 --> 01:19:40,531
Getting dresseded?
850
01:19:40,656 --> 01:19:44,159
- "Dresseded"? You mean "clothed."
- You can't fool me.
851
01:19:44,743 --> 01:19:46,620
Check the dictionary.
852
01:19:47,996 --> 01:19:50,249
An egghead, too! Let's see.
853
01:19:50,374 --> 01:19:53,710
"Dreck, dredge, dregs..."
All household words.
854
01:19:53,836 --> 01:19:56,129
Here it is: "dress"!
855
01:19:56,255 --> 01:20:00,634
"I dress, I dressed, I am dressed."
She was right!
856
01:20:00,759 --> 01:20:04,471
"Undo, undreamed, undress..."
Opposite of "dress"!
857
01:20:04,596 --> 01:20:07,641
So undress, my lovely!
858
01:20:07,808 --> 01:20:10,477
Take it off, take it all off!
859
01:20:10,978 --> 01:20:14,314
There's nothing in town
to top Gabriel's number.
860
01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:16,525
But he's in a rut.
861
01:20:16,859 --> 01:20:18,944
Entertainers are like that.
862
01:20:19,069 --> 01:20:21,405
Once they find a gimmick,
they stick to it.
863
01:20:21,530 --> 01:20:23,824
But don't we all?
864
01:20:23,949 --> 01:20:26,702
Not me.
I keep changing mine.
865
01:20:26,827 --> 01:20:29,830
Because your act's no good.
866
01:20:29,955 --> 01:20:34,418
You keep trying stuff.
So far nothing's worked.
867
01:20:34,543 --> 01:20:36,503
You look like a flop.
868
01:20:36,628 --> 01:20:39,464
- Even in uniform?
- That doesn't help.
869
01:20:40,007 --> 01:20:42,634
It's the lech!
Recognize him?
870
01:20:43,051 --> 01:20:46,847
This calls for an explanation!
- Where's the mustache?
871
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:48,849
- I left it at home.
- Leave him alone!
872
01:20:49,266 --> 01:20:51,393
- Disturbing the peace!
- Moonlight rowdiness!
873
01:20:51,518 --> 01:20:53,562
Mezzanoche madness!
874
01:20:55,189 --> 01:20:58,484
Look again. I'm a cop.
See my wings?
875
01:21:14,166 --> 01:21:15,751
- Where's Albertine?
- Vanished!
876
01:21:15,876 --> 01:21:18,212
Onward to some onion soup!
877
01:21:26,762 --> 01:21:31,517
I hereby proclaim and declare,
my dear Gabriel, before all present,
878
01:21:31,642 --> 01:21:35,729
that you are
the greatest dancer in town.
879
01:21:41,485 --> 01:21:43,153
And here's to you!
880
01:21:45,155 --> 01:21:47,241
Cheer up.
881
01:21:47,366 --> 01:21:51,119
An old hag like you is sure
to find another sucker.
882
01:21:51,245 --> 01:21:54,498
Onion soup, Muscadet wine -
883
01:21:54,623 --> 01:21:58,252
This is the life.
Dinner with friends, sincerity, purity.
884
01:21:58,710 --> 01:22:01,255
Not eating your soup, Zazie?
885
01:22:01,505 --> 01:22:04,299
Let her sleep. Let her dream.
886
01:22:05,384 --> 01:22:07,469
That old crock still here?
887
01:22:07,594 --> 01:22:10,139
Pity the unfortunate.
Right, old witch?
888
01:22:10,264 --> 01:22:11,807
You're so kind.
889
01:22:11,932 --> 01:22:15,144
Unlike her.
Children are so heartless.
890
01:22:15,978 --> 01:22:18,355
How long's she gonna bug us?
891
01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:21,441
The old wreck has a broken heart.
892
01:22:26,947 --> 01:22:29,491
You ladies don't like
Alsatian sauerkraut?
893
01:22:29,616 --> 01:22:30,784
No, they don't!
894
01:22:30,909 --> 01:22:35,747
Who gafe zeez foreigners
ze right to talk kooking?
895
01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:42,254
- You know what that costs?
- I sure do. I'm in the trade.
896
01:22:42,796 --> 01:22:45,507
The old hag's guzzling all the wine.
897
01:22:45,799 --> 01:22:47,676
This stuff isn't bad.
898
01:22:49,344 --> 01:22:53,265
She has no class.
She'd never try that with me.
899
01:22:53,390 --> 01:22:55,684
People are all jerks.
900
01:22:56,310 --> 01:22:57,936
lncluding you.
901
01:23:03,484 --> 01:23:06,612
Is it the price?
It's fair enough!
902
01:23:06,737 --> 01:23:08,530
If it weren't for the taxes!
903
01:23:19,541 --> 01:23:21,376
Don't push!
904
01:23:44,525 --> 01:23:47,361
A spoonful for the parrot!
And for Mado!
905
01:24:38,579 --> 01:24:40,080
Revenge!
906
01:25:28,253 --> 01:25:30,464
Kill the cops!
907
01:25:33,050 --> 01:25:34,635
But God is dead!
908
01:28:04,618 --> 01:28:05,494
What?
909
01:28:10,666 --> 01:28:12,751
Never say die!
910
01:28:17,464 --> 01:28:20,801
Yes, it is I,
Haroun el Arachis,
911
01:28:20,926 --> 01:28:22,803
prince of this world...
912
01:28:25,264 --> 01:28:27,641
whom you have known
913
01:28:27,808 --> 01:28:30,644
yet little recognized.
914
01:28:32,104 --> 01:28:33,939
Trouscaillon! My king!
915
01:28:39,111 --> 01:28:40,654
What a shame!
916
01:28:41,363 --> 01:28:43,574
And me with a private income!
917
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:48,287
Crooked arm of the law,
918
01:28:48,412 --> 01:28:50,164
nocturnaut shyster,
919
01:28:50,289 --> 01:28:52,833
tormentor of widows and orphans,
920
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:56,170
I take pleasure
in donning the mask
921
01:28:56,295 --> 01:28:58,130
of confusion and error.
922
01:29:57,564 --> 01:29:59,900
Go home to bed.
I'll take her to the train.
923
01:30:13,789 --> 01:30:15,791
The strike's over!
924
01:30:57,166 --> 01:30:59,418
And he's so stupid too.
925
01:30:59,543 --> 01:31:02,337
If he insists, I may not refuse,
926
01:31:02,463 --> 01:31:06,175
but I won't chase
after him anymore.
927
01:31:18,312 --> 01:31:19,897
Good-bye, sir.
928
01:31:20,439 --> 01:31:22,691
Did you have a good time?
929
01:31:22,816 --> 01:31:23,817
So-so.
930
01:31:23,984 --> 01:31:26,278
Did you ride the metro?
Then what did you do?
931
01:31:26,403 --> 01:31:27,654
I got older.
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