Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:19,120
(classical music playing)
2
00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:32,200
You can put the drinks down.
These are not
for you...
3
00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:34,068
Put the fucking drinks down!
4
00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:36,204
DOUG: Whoa.
Hey, hey, Jeannie.
Thank you.
5
00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:39,373
Probably not a great idea
to be drinking tonight.
6
00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:42,810
It's fucking over.
What? It's not over.
7
00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:44,478
Oh, it's over.
No.
8
00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:46,214
CLYDE:
Hey, what we need to do--
9
00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:48,382
is we need to get hammered,
10
00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,484
and we fuck the shit
out of some interns.
Okay.
11
00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:52,086
Why are you so profane?
12
00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,621
Can I get an imminent demise?
Imminent demise?
13
00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:54,722
Oh, imminent demise?
14
00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:57,125
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
Can I get an imminent demise?
15
00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:58,159
ALL:
Imminent demise!
16
00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:01,229
(chanting): Imminent demise,
imminent demise...
17
00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:03,397
Let it out.
...imminent demise...
18
00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:04,732
Yeah.
Yeah.
...imminent demise.
19
00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:07,668
Well, it's true.
20
00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:09,770
They're taking us
from a top-tier
21
00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:14,508
global consulting firm
to an in-house consulting group.
22
00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:17,145
Which is bullshit-tonian
23
00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:20,448
for cutting 15/16ths
of our workforce.
24
00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,516
That ain't good.
25
00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:25,119
And no matter
how you slice it...
26
00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:31,425
...it's going to look
a little something like this.
27
00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,661
(classical music plays)
28
00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,568
(guns clicking)
29
00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:43,737
(gunshots)
30
00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,416
(rapid gunfire)
31
00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,485
(yelling)
32
00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:02,290
(guns clicking,
clips reloading)
33
00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:04,358
(gunfire)
34
00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,899
(machine gun firing)
35
00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:15,536
Beautiful, man.
It's beautiful, man!
36
00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,305
It's beautiful!
37
00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:23,844
(gunfire continues)
38
00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:36,790
Welcome to the new economy,
America.
39
00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:41,829
Where only the richest, meanest,
and smartest will remain.
40
00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,664
Including that motherfucker
41
00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:48,302
who pulled a serious Judas
on my ass-- the Rainmaker.
42
00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:52,540
Oh, yeah, out of all these mean,
smart fucknuts who survive,
43
00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,708
I'm not one of them.
44
00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,244
(pistol clicks)
45
00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,312
(gunshot)
46
00:02:58,346 --> 00:02:59,647
(cheering)
47
00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:08,622
I don't think you really want
a recommendation from me,
48
00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:09,890
no matter how glowing it is.
49
00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,960
I got so many enemies, it'd be
like a death sentence anyway.
50
00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,929
Right, but you would give me
a glowing reference, right?
51
00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,765
(chuckles)
Yeah.
52
00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:20,334
Might I get a hint as to...
as to what it might look like?
53
00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:22,570
You got to stop.
Seriously.
54
00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,372
What? Oh, come on.
No, one gets inquiries,
55
00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:27,308
one wants to know
that one's references
are rock solid, right?
56
00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,877
(chiming)
From whom did one get inquiries?
57
00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,346
Oh, my God, no.
58
00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:33,981
No, no, no, no.
59
00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:36,016
Congratulations.
For what?
60
00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,252
Clyde Oberholt has
just been named
61
00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:40,421
in the 25 under 30
of management consultants.
Boom!
62
00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,989
Yeah. I know, I'm as
shocked as you are.
63
00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,992
The 25 most connected, highest
earning young consultants
64
00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,727
in the business.
Young consultants
in the business.
65
00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,496
You see? When you believe
in yourself.
66
00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:51,332
Maybe I was too obvious a
choice. Is that possible?
67
00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:52,633
JEANNIE:
Congratulations, Clyde.
68
00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:53,667
Seriously.
69
00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:54,735
Thank you, Jeannie.
70
00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,904
One day for you,
you know that.
Good job, junior.
71
00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,372
Thank you...
I appreciate it.
72
00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,873
Straight out of Harvard,
right into Galweather.
73
00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:03,611
Maybe that was my problem.
You know, the wunderkind thing.
74
00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,513
I didn't have enough
of an underdog quality.
75
00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,014
It's got to be
something in that.
76
00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,749
Not Jewish, you know, not from
a second-tier school.
77
00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,451
Whoa, anti-Semite,
why don't you take a chill
78
00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,419
for one second, okay?
79
00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,754
Are you kidding me?
Fucking pre-schoolers...
80
00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,923
Who cares if Clyde just pledged
81
00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,425
Sigma Chi?
82
00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,760
We're on a plane,
it's on fire,
83
00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:22,296
billowing smoke
coming out of the engines.
84
00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,797
There's a gaping hole
in the cabin,
85
00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:26,367
people being sucked out
to certain death.
86
00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,935
So...?
87
00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,670
Of course. S-stupid.
88
00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,405
It's just I'm a people person.
89
00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:34,007
No, no, buddy,
that's not your thing.
90
00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,310
I'm not a people person, I get
that, but what about my numbers?
91
00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:37,811
Would you fuck this
if you saw it?
92
00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,012
Whoa.
Yeah, I know.
93
00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,414
What, um...
Shark week.
94
00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,483
Hi, sycophants.
95
00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:46,019
Hi.
Just putting a bow
on my deliverables.
96
00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:48,021
But you, you are the man
97
00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:50,791
I have been
looking for.
Me?
98
00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,893
Mm-hmm.
Oh, why?
Thank you... Huh?
99
00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:54,362
Clyde Oberholt.
100
00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,597
Oh, no.
Doug Guggenheim.
101
00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,065
Oh, no, not you.
102
00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,667
You.
103
00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,470
That would be me.
Aha.
Yeah.
104
00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,338
25 under 30, huh?
105
00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:07,641
Hey, what can I say?
That is an honor.
It's very impressive.
106
00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:10,043
How did we miss you
over at Kinsley?
107
00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,613
You've actually met me,
like, 50 times.
Don't kill your moment
108
00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,947
by making a lot of sounds.
109
00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:17,651
Now, listen,
if your pod fails,
110
00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,920
you should give
me a call.
111
00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,021
Sure.
112
00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,557
Is Marty in his office?
113
00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,029
Uh-uh. Leave it open.
114
00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,898
Oh, come on, let 'em talk.
115
00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:33,501
It's not the talking I'm worried
about, Monica, it's the fucking.
116
00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:34,968
No, it's not.
117
00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:39,407
All you care about right now
is saving your own ass.
118
00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,709
Okay, you got me.
119
00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,743
Mm-hmm.
120
00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,811
What do you got?
121
00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:44,878
What's in it
for me?
122
00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:47,948
Maybe you could roll over
on that custody battle.
123
00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:50,117
Get the fuck out
of my office.
124
00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,152
Joking. Jesus.
125
00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:56,457
I mean, I was checking
a little bit.
126
00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:59,660
Leads. Do you have
anything that I would want?
127
00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:03,864
I may have something
you'd be interested in.
128
00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,967
But what do you got?
129
00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,137
I think you show me yours,
and then I show you mine.
130
00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,641
BP is looking
at a top down.
131
00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:15,676
Why is it that I haven't
heard about this yet?
132
00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,411
Because I'm about
to close on the fucker
133
00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:19,480
in two seconds, all right?
134
00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,015
Deal.
135
00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,752
Yes.
136
00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,954
Okay?
What?
137
00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,856
Oh, right, yes.
138
00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,024
Galweather Stearn has a little
bit of a problem.
139
00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,993
It's a genuine
140
00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:37,865
pandemic of sexual harassment
and misconduct.
141
00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,900
That's it?
That's it.
142
00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,169
I traded BP top down
for some grab-ass
143
00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,804
at Galweather Stearn?
144
00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,439
Monica, every shop
has sexual misconduct.
145
00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,475
Do you think I don't
know about ours?
Oh.
146
00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,810
You know what, I'm going
to just get some boxes
147
00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,479
and start collecting my shit.
Excuse me.
148
00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:55,483
This is a real culture
of quid pro quo advancement
149
00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,518
for sexual favors.
150
00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,688
And your little boyfriend the
Rainmaker is the head fucker.
151
00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,090
He will bang anything
with a snapper.
152
00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,493
Yes. I'm well aware
of Marco's predilections.
153
00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,828
Oh, that's okay.
You just take your time.
154
00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:10,197
I don't need the machine
or anything like that.
155
00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:14,034
Marty, we are talking
full-on sex addiction here.
156
00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,803
High double digits.
157
00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,771
Yeah?
These rumors, they have
158
00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:21,809
a direct correlation between
business and sexual favors.
159
00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:24,612
There's hush money, payoffs.
160
00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:27,080
This could be one
sexy class action.
161
00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,081
Ooh.
162
00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,182
Are you getting horny?
163
00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:32,686
Fuck, yeah. This harassment
talk just got me hot.
164
00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,488
(door opening)
165
00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:35,656
(door closes)
166
00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,591
Hey, man.
167
00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,192
Dad?
Yeah.
168
00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,261
You fell asleep, bud.
169
00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,764
It's okay.
I fell asleep because
I was waiting for you
170
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,265
to help me on my Mayans report.
171
00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,636
Oh, yeah, the Mayans.
That's right. I remember.
172
00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,170
I didn't let
Grandpa help me
173
00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,672
because you said you would.
174
00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,642
Yeah. I'm sorry.
175
00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:57,177
It's just been real intense
at work lately, you know?
176
00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:00,013
I know, but I have
intense times, too.
177
00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,715
I know.
178
00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:04,217
I'm going to help you
work on it tomorrow, okay?
179
00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,686
That's a promise.
180
00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,220
Come on, let's go to bed.
181
00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:11,659
The Mayans believed that
the world would end in 2012.
182
00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:14,595
What do you think?
183
00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:18,031
The Mayans
were pretty smart.
Yeah?
184
00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:21,034
You better rest up for
the Apocalypse then, huh?
185
00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:26,106
MARTY: Every week
we waltz into companies
186
00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:29,209
just like this one and tell
them how to fix their shit.
187
00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,144
Well, this week it's us.
188
00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,580
We're the case.
189
00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:35,115
And we are nothing
special, ladies.
190
00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:37,317
We are vulnerable to the
exigencies of the marketplace
191
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,786
just like any
other motherfuckers.
192
00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,821
Now in the case
of Galweather Stearn
193
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,123
it has come to my attention
194
00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:46,594
that there is a sexual
harassment element.
195
00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,697
Sexual harassment?
Do tell, Obi Wan.
196
00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,665
Certain senior partners have
been using their power
197
00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:53,100
and considerable influence
198
00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,235
to bang the hotter, younger
elements of the company
199
00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,705
in exchange for
favorable advancement.
200
00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:58,839
Now that's a big no-no.
201
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,608
Do you think K. Warren
is going to want
202
00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,776
to pay the scrilla to untangle
some messy lawsuit?
203
00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,211
No, sir.
Hell, no.
204
00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,846
He's gonna back the fuck up.
205
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,982
So here's what we do:
we poison the well.
206
00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,951
We bring a class action lawsuit.
207
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,987
We convince Metro Capital
to pull out of the deal.
208
00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,889
Then we make this
lawsuit go away,
209
00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,225
we sweeten the well back up,
210
00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:21,261
and we get back to the business
of making big money.
211
00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,663
That's the play.
212
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,164
I love that play.
How many women?
213
00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:26,700
Or men. Hold on. Or men.
Men get harassed as well.
214
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,602
You wish.
MARTY: Yeah, well,
that's the rub.
215
00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,638
Nobody wants to be
first to the dance floor.
216
00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,106
I mean, who wants to be Patient
Zero in this case, right?
217
00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,108
So what do we do?
Well...
218
00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,176
first we have to find them,
and...
219
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,378
CLYDE: Once we find them,
we have to convince them
220
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:42,015
that stepping forward leads
to a shiny, happier life.
221
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,884
And they're going to get
some fuck-you money
222
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,253
out of the deal, too.
All right. Jeannie?
223
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:49,990
Let's do this.
224
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,259
Let's do it.
Okay.
225
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,964
DOUG:
Hey, Rachel...
226
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,399
You know what we haven't
spoken about in, like, forever?
227
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,934
Sexual assault.
228
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,670
CLYDE:
Hey, man, I got it from here.
229
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:03,971
You can go, it's just numbers.
230
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,172
What? What are you...?
We'll figure it out.
231
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,107
Start again. Um...
232
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,809
when a man loves
a woman... when...
233
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,310
I feel like we haven't
talked in so long,
234
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,112
this is so embarrassing.
You look good, by the way.
235
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,314
You been working out?
I'll see you, though.
236
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,749
DOUG:
Rumors are flying,
237
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,018
and, uh, I mean,
good-looking guy like you?
238
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,352
You're not immune.
239
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,655
So if anybody's hurt you,
or abused you...
240
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,924
You're with a friend.
Whoops! Okay.
241
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,358
...and I'll be here for you.
242
00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,997
(indistinct conversations)
243
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,299
(laughs)
My brother from another mother!
244
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,434
Come on!
Hi, Greg.
245
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,670
Hey. This is, uh, Malina.
246
00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,071
Check her out.
247
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,373
I went to the Jeannie store,
and I got me a good one.
248
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,175
Jeannie store? Wow.
That's right.
249
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,777
Malina teaches at a place called
250
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,013
Yoga Works, and...
(clears throat) Come on.
251
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,015
Yoga works, right?
Yes, it does.
252
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,216
Hi, Malina.
I'm Jeannie.
Hi.
253
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,151
Greg. You look
super casual.
254
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,352
Super casual.
255
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,987
Well, very astute, Jeannie.
256
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,757
I look casual, I feel casual,
and I'm out.
257
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,859
I am through with the banking
258
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,761
rat race. Good riddance.
259
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,229
And guess what?
260
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,332
I'm going to start
a little consulting firm
261
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,868
of my very own.
Wow.
262
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:10,904
Wow is right, because
"those who can't do, consult."
263
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,105
Right, Marty?
264
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,874
Right, Greg.
That's right.
265
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,777
Well, I'm sorry about
the whole merger thing.
266
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,411
K. Warren's going to
rip your company apart
267
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,948
in about 30 seconds.
He is a wicked warlock.
268
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,216
He'd cut your liver out
and eat it for breakfast.
269
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,119
But... moving on, huh?
270
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:29,189
Yoga, kite-boarding,
271
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,959
very young women...
right, Jeannie?
Malina.
272
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,727
That's Jeannie.
Malina.
Jeannie.
273
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,095
It's too bad you
missed your shot.
274
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,229
You could've been
by my side tonight.
275
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,198
Hey, you know what? You still
could. It's not too late.
276
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,500
What about... you two girls?
What do you say? We could...
277
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,701
No.
The three of us...
278
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:44,304
Greg, that is
a terrible idea.
But you gotta ask, though.
279
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,939
No.
I guess you gotta ask.
280
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,274
RAINMAKER (on microphone):
Hello, hello, hello?
281
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,876
Hello.
282
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:53,180
Galweather Stearn, AKA
283
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:57,350
Metro Capital's
Galweather Group!
284
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,452
(cheering)
285
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:02,790
The Galweather Group.
286
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,758
(men exclaiming, laughing)
287
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:09,863
You ever hear of ovophagy?
288
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:13,133
Sharks, in utero,
289
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,903
eat their own brothers
and sisters.
290
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:20,440
The strong survive.
291
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,146
Now, I know that
there's been a lot of
292
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:33,020
speculation about what the new
normal will be at Galweather,
293
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,856
once we have joined forces
with the most powerful
294
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,458
banking institution
in the country.
295
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,260
Well...
296
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,362
it's gonna be fan...
297
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,931
fucking...
298
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:47,767
tastic!
299
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,571
Yeah!
(applause, cheering)
300
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,808
Oh, and will there
be some reorgs?
301
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,476
Ohh...
302
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,545
Some counsel-outs?
303
00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,947
Ohh...
304
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,883
Yeah, there will be.
305
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,886
But those of you who have
stayed the course,
306
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,087
you will be rewarded.
307
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,956
(laughs)
308
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,991
Because we stand by our own.
309
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,960
In fact, right now,
310
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:16,396
right now, our new CEO,
311
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,198
K. Warren McDale,
312
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,834
is on board his jet
313
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:24,838
to come here and personally
congratulate all of you,
314
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,039
on this...
315
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,510
...this very special night.
316
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,946
(applause)
317
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,555
None of these women
wants to be the first.
318
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:43,957
(sighs)
319
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,592
We just need one.
320
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,228
I'm telling you, one woman
comes forward, the floodgates--
321
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,198
phew-- open right up.
322
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,066
DOUG: Okay. I can't be the
only one wondering this.
323
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,002
By "dinner attire,"
do they mean black tie?
324
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,037
Because I can
never tell in LA.
325
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,506
At Harvard, "dinner attire,"
bam, black tie, you know.
326
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,541
Who fucking cares, Doug?
We're all getting fired.
327
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,176
Okay. Sure, but...
328
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,212
you at least want to get
the dress code right.
329
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,014
What's Wes wearing?
330
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,215
He's working.
331
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,049
Okay.
332
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,353
So, does anyone have any
job offers on the table?
333
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,055
Nope.
No?
334
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,389
Well, Jeannie's engaged
to Richie Rich,
335
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,125
so she doesn't even need
a job anymore, right?
336
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,526
JEANNIE:
Fuck you, Clyde.
337
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,929
So... any? No? Oh.
That's interesting.
338
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,231
(imitating Doug):
That's interesting.
Nobody? Anybody?
339
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,966
Do you want to tell us
something, Doug?
340
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,434
No, I... God, no.
I think that would be gauche.
341
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,536
But you're twisting my arm,
now I feel like I have to.
342
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,204
CLYDE:
I'm not.
Hey, I got an idea.
343
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,040
Why don't you guys get
back to fucking work?
344
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,307
Well, actually, you might
find this
345
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,476
interesting, Marty.
Not gonna find it
interesting, Doug.
346
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,279
Well, let's find out.
Uh, you guys ready for this?
347
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,381
Okay, I'm going to freestyle
here for a little bit,
348
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,450
so... just go with me. Uh...
349
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,585
I've actually gotten
a pretty sweet offer
350
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,187
from a river-rafting company
351
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,589
on the middle fork
of the Salmon River.
352
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,158
Oh, not the middle fork!
353
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,592
Fork, yeah. (laughs)
354
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,595
So for me, the timing
is kind of... perfect.
355
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,230
What about you, Mr. Popular?
356
00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,433
I mean, how do I follow that?
I'll try. Um...
357
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,470
I have a very interesting bite
from Kinsley.
358
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,238
From Kinsley? Really?
Yeah.
359
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,040
And I'm architecting a few
financial instruments
360
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,944
that would make the entire
notion of work so 2012.
361
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,981
Fuck, damn it.
Fuck you, Clyde!
Oh, ho ho ho!
362
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,548
You're a fucking thief!
Is this Round Two?
363
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,350
Good idea.
All right.
Round Two!
Yeah, bring it!
364
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,953
I'm the architect of financial
instruments. Me, not you!
365
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,422
Are you going to start wearing
fucking sweater vests, now?
366
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,657
You wouldn't see me caught dead
in a fucking sweater vest.
367
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,359
Why? You stole everything
else from me!
368
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,527
Hey. Hey.
No, because I'm not...
369
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,733
I'm looking at this case.
We got dick.
370
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,268
We got less than dick.
371
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,304
You want to do
this shit right now?
372
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,173
You're all gonna be fine.
373
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,309
Everybody here.
Scarecrow...
374
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,544
Shithead Kinsley...
You too, Blondie.
375
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,346
I'm the one that's
gonna be fucked.
376
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,315
Why don't you shut the fuck up
377
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,017
and see if you can
find Norma Rae?
378
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,458
*
379
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,015
Oh, shit.
380
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,499
(sighs)
381
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,714
MARTY: Throwing it
back tonight, huh?
382
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,316
Yep.
383
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,550
Very drinky.
384
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,486
Yes. Very, very drinky.
385
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,254
Don't die, okay?
386
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,357
Marty...
387
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,160
Do you know why I'm good
at what I do, Jeannie?
388
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,096
I'm good...
389
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,564
because I read
people's behavior.
390
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,433
That's the only thing
that makes me different
391
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,102
than all these other jabonies.
392
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:19,706
I read behavior just a little
bit better than they do.
393
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,842
So you know what I mean when I
tell you I've been reading yours
394
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,177
for the past three days.
395
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,082
You think I don't know
that you sold out your team,
396
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,784
and your boss, and yourself?
397
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,256
You think I can't see
that gaping, sucking hole
398
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,591
in the middle of you
that you call a soul?
399
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,761
I got the same fucking one,
Jeannie, okay?
400
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,097
You're trying to fill it up by
401
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,499
sleeping with this
fucking prick?
402
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,101
Look, I'm not going to
blow you up, okay?
403
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,303
I'm not going to tell
you how to play it,
404
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,671
I'm not gonna burn
down your life,
405
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,507
I'm not gonna try to
fuck up your wedding.
406
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,109
But...
407
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:59,312
you did not do your
team any favors.
408
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,320
(classical music playing)
409
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,489
You going somewhere?
410
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:13,260
When you tell this story later,
411
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,528
make me sound good, okay?
412
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,902
(indistinct conversations)
413
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,405
(microphone feeds back)
414
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,709
I would like to make a toast...
415
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,479
to some of the women
at Galweather...
416
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,348
who, when they stand with me,
417
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,751
will indicate that they are part
of a class action lawsuit
418
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:43,923
against Metro Capital's
Galweather Group.
419
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,659
(chuckles)
Or whatever the fuck
it's called.
420
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:51,231
Most of whom have slept
with the Rainmaker;
421
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,567
(deep voice):
Marco Pelios...
422
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,169
(giggles)
423
00:18:56,203 --> 00:19:00,607
our fearless leader... (laughs)
424
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:06,479
and, and quiet driver
of the hostile takeover.
425
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,615
Vroom-vroom. (laughs)
426
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,885
I know I did...
427
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:17,257
sleep with him.
428
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,359
(chuckles)
429
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:23,363
Especially when he promised
430
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,833
my fast rise to partner.
431
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:35,908
Didn't you all feel special,
too?
432
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,545
Ladies?
433
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,852
(murmuring)
434
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:07,940
(gasping and murmuring)
435
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,942
*
436
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,617
Oh, come on...
437
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,452
(chuckles)
438
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:27,560
So, dude, mad props for all
of this boning and betraying
439
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:32,599
while still managing to do
quite a bit of business.
440
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,235
(whistling)
441
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,439
You are Slutticus!
442
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,411
There's, like, 20 complainants.
(chuckles)
443
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,978
Yeah, it's a Fuckapalooza,
Kenny.
444
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,848
Oh, seriously, it's a
boner bonanza for the Rainmaker.
445
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,318
All right, yes, yes,
Greg, I hear you.
446
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,620
Two years of bad PR, at least.
447
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,822
It's a goddamn deal breaker.
448
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,591
Tell him to turn this
son of a bitch around!
449
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,531
He turned the plane around.
450
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,434
The merger's dead! Namaste!
451
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,869
(cheering)
452
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,839
(bouncy piano melody plays)
453
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:16,976
(sighs) It's stunning, really...
454
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:24,751
...how something as simple as
man's desire for pussy can undo
455
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:29,489
entire civilizations...
456
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,024
or even hostile takeovers.
457
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,863
Good-bye, you scary
motherfucker.
458
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,567
(clamoring)
459
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,435
Oh, Marty!
460
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,339
Gotta hand it to you, man.
461
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,441
You fucked me good.
No!
462
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,377
Oh, yes!
Marco, I did not
fuck you.
463
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,678
This is just getting even.
464
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,947
Oh!
Your daughter,
her I fucked good.
465
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,616
I think it was
pretty good.
466
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,050
She was screaming a lot.
467
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,087
Courtney? Rose tattoo
on her ass cheek?
468
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,356
Motherfucker...
There you go.
469
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,592
You son of a bitch mother...!
Oh, shit!
470
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,460
(glass breaking,
onlookers gasping)
471
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:12,465
Are you...?
We need to...
472
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,467
What?
473
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:15,702
Um...
474
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,837
Are you...?
Fuck.
475
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:18,871
(clears throat)
What?
476
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,673
I...
For me...
477
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,975
...have been feeling
very insecure.
478
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,011
Uh-huh.
479
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,414
Um, join six billion
other people.
480
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:29,516
I, uh...
481
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:34,821
I've been insecure
and... dishonest.
482
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,624
Oh, Christ, are we gonna
have one of these kinda
talks where every...?
483
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:41,394
And I... I have
been behaving badly.
484
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,863
Well, that-that doesn't sound
like a, uh, a good sign.
485
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,132
And I'm not ready
to get married.
486
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:49,569
Or be engaged,
or live with you.
Whoa-whoa-whoa! Oh. Wh...
487
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,672
Seriously?
488
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:56,443
But I really like being
with you.
489
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,778
"I like being with you"?
490
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,146
"I like being..."?
491
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,484
That's really sweet and all,
492
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:07,487
you know, your whole struggle
that you're going through.
493
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:11,090
Truthfully, for me,
I'm not that surprised by it.
494
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:14,627
I kind of always saw
you as my B plan.
495
00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,028
Do we really think
496
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,598
that my parents were ever
gonna sign off on
497
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:22,134
a beauty queen runner-up
from Spokane?
498
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,804
My family owns
a fucking baseball team.
499
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,874
That's what they do for fun.
500
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,209
Your family...
501
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,480
Right.
502
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,882
So fuck you...
503
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,986
and your little
existential problems.
504
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,603
Don't sell yourself short.
505
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,905
Oh, I...
I was your A plan.
506
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,841
And I messed up.
507
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:14,854
Hey.
508
00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:18,057
(sighs)
509
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:19,726
It's a crazy-ass
night, man.
510
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:24,964
You going somewhere?
511
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,939
Where's Roscoe?
512
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,107
He went to stay
with his mother.
513
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:38,811
He didn't mention anything
to me about a sleepover.
514
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,079
No, Marty,
515
00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:44,651
he went to stay with Monica...
516
00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:47,954
for the foreseeable future.
517
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:51,824
What'd he...?
Did he say something to you?
518
00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:58,230
He said... you made him feel
like the Mayans were right.
519
00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:06,072
Well, I don't give a shit, okay?
520
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:09,542
She can't just take him, Dad.
521
00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:12,545
She can't. We haven't even had
the custody hearing yet.
522
00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:14,647
No, no, Marty, she
didn't take him.
523
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:15,782
He went.
524
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:22,121
Well, he can't.
525
00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:23,590
He can't.
526
00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:26,693
I don't give a...
He can't fucking do that.
527
00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:28,828
I'm-I'm gonna get
a court order.
Marty.
528
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:29,996
What?
529
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,732
You gotta let him play
this one out.
530
00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:35,968
You got to.
531
00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:37,670
I'm gonna go, uh...
532
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,340
...spend some time at my condo,
533
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:45,011
give you some
space, hmm?
534
00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:48,948
Dad...
535
00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:51,283
I don't want space.
536
00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:58,991
Yeah, well...
537
00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:01,160
I'm gonna give you
some anyway.
538
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:04,130
I'm sorry, son.
539
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,766
(door opens, shuts)
540
00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:21,948
So you blew up your
life for the job, huh?
541
00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:25,584
You blow up your life every day
for the job.
542
00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:30,322
That's true, I guess.
543
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:33,793
Does that mean one day
I'll be like you?
544
00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,895
(chuckles)
One day.
545
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,631
Girl, you are
already like me.
546
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,670
Well, I'm gonna take
that as a compliment,
547
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:45,972
knowing what a high
opinion you have
of yourself.
548
00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:47,306
How else
could you take it?
549
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:50,176
(both laugh)
550
00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:52,011
DOUG:
Hey-hey-hey!
551
00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:53,780
Hey-hey-hey!
Are we doing shots?
552
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,247
Who wants to do
some shots?
553
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,183
Shots, shots, shots.
554
00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:02,689
To the blower-uppers.
555
00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:06,258
To the motherfucking
blower-uppers.
556
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,012
Come on.
Pour me one.
557
00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:43,696
*
558
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,715
* I'm back where I belong,
yeah *
559
00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:05,251
* I never felt so strong,
yeah, I'm back *
560
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,087
* I feel like there's nothing
I can't try *
561
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,389
* And if you with me,
put your hands high *
562
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,992
* "A House Is Not a Home,"
I hate this song *
563
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:16,996
* Is a house really a home
when your loved ones is gone? *
564
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,265
* So you been a guest
in your own home *
565
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:21,333
* It's time to make your house
your own *
566
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,169
* Pick up the phone, come on
567
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,304
* I'm coming home,
I'm coming home *
568
00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:28,440
* Tell the world
that I'm coming home *
* I'm coming home
569
00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:32,478
* Let the rain wash away
all the pain of yesterday *
570
00:28:32,511 --> 00:28:35,514
* I know my kingdom awaits
571
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,050
* And they've forgiven
my mistakes *
* Thank you
572
00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:40,052
* I'm coming home
* I'm coming home
573
00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:41,888
* I'm coming home
* I'm coming home
574
00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:43,756
* Tell the world
that I'm coming home *
575
00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:46,158
* I'm almost home,
check this out, yeah. *
* Home.
576
00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,060
Meow.
39150
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.