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It won't be long now.
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At least she's comfortable.
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- There's definitely worse ways to go.
- Mm, amen.
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Dysentery was no party.
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Shh, I think it is happening.
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Ah. I should sing something
to ease her transition.
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Or perhaps don't make
this all about you.
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♪ Amazing grace ♪
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♪ How sweet the sound. ♪
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Who are you?
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I am the ghost of your
great-great-grandmother,
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Hetty Woodstone.
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Hi, I'm Flower.
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I wandered over to your property
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from a music festival in the '60s,
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and then I tried to befriend a bear.
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Drugs were involved.
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I am Thorfinn. Uh...
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I like herring...
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She doesn't need the whole roster.
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We are ghosts.
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While most spirits pass
on to the afterlife,
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we are the unfortunate few
cursed to spend eternity...
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Oh, and she's gone.
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- Oh, good for her.
- So unfair.
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She goes up, we stay here.
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In Odin's name, why?
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Yeah, it's a real drag.
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Now what's going to happen to the house?
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This house was my pride and joy.
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Now it could get sold to God knows who.
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Murderers. Perverts.
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Irishmen.
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Well, there's no use
milling about up here.
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Shall we go mill about downstairs?
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- May as well.
- Yeah, sure.
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I just hope someone
interesting moves in, ya know?
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Like a ballplayer, or an astronaut.
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Whose life are you guys
hoping to watch next?
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- Oy.
- Oh, be quiet.
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Oh, my God, this is the house?
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Whoa, so... so we just
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- own this now? What's the catch?
- No, no. There's no catch.
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As I explained to
your wife on the phone,
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her relative passed away
and left her this estate.
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Great-Aunt Sophie. I think
I met her when I was a kid,
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but I-I thought she died years ago.
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No, no, she just passed.
But the good news is,
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you're her next of kin.
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Didn't she have a son?
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Well, more good news, he
actually did die years ago.
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- Oh, okay.
- Oh, yeah, that's not, um...
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How much do you think we
could sell this place for?
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Assuming we want to sell.
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Uh, yeah, we're not moving
into a 300-year-old house
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in the middle of nowhere,
because that would be...
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Right, Sam?
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Well, it's just we
don't know the facts yet.
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- Obviously, yes, we're probably going to sell.
- Yeah.
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- He thinks I'm a little impulsive.
- Ah, just a smidge.
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Well, there are a
limited number of buyers
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for a property this size, right?
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So, you have your bed
and breakfast operators...
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What if we opened a bed and breakfast?
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- Here we go.
- Aren't you sick of the city?
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No. We work insane hours
to live in a shoebox
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that we can barely afford,
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and somebody's offering us a mansion.
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Sam, we don't know the first
thing about running a B and B.
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You're a chef. That's, like,
half of the Bs right there.
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Plus, I can write freelance
articles from anywhere,
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so we have income while
we're getting up and running.
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That is an annoyingly strong
argument, you have to admit it.
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Okay, let's do this.
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We haven't seen the place,
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so we'll go up there for the weekend,
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- and then we'll talk about it.
- Yes! Thank you.
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- It is a really nice place.
- It is.
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And it's ours, for free.
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There's gotta be
something wrong with it.
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Babe, it's so charming.
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What could possibly be wrong with it?
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Okay, so, it's the summer of '98.
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my Lehman Brothers boys
and I, we scooped a copter
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to beat the traffic out to the Hamptons,
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'cause that's how we roll.
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Anyway, we're on a list
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for this very exclusive shindig
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at Surf Lodge in Montauk.
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Tara Reid's birthday.
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- 'Nuff said. So...
- Yeah, but,
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who is Tara Reid?
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Seriously? She was a movie star.
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Oh. Silent or talkies, sweetheart?
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Uh, what is a movie again?
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It's the... It's the play
that they project on a screen.
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We've been through this.
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When you say "project"...
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What is "play?"?
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God, I hate being the
most recently dead.
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Anyway, yada yada yada, it
was a great night. The end.
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Okay.
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Okay, well, thank you, Trevor,
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for that talk of the day on partying.
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No, it was very high-level partying.
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You don't get it, so,
you know, whatever.
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All right, well, tomorrow,
of course, is food club,
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when Thor will be explaining
the subtle differences
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between types of cod.
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It will be similar to salmon lecture,
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- but more cod focused.
- Ooh.
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Oh! Oh! It's one of those...
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how you say... it's a ship on land.
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Landship! Landship!
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It's not a landship, you nincompoop.
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That's a horseless carriage.
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Bro, check out that body.
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Slammin'.
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Indeed. He'd have
made a fine militiaman.
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Holy crap.
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Beats the hell out of our
fifth-floor walkup, huh?
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Okay, yeah, it's impressive,
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but can you reach the
fridge from your bed?
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- I think not.
- This air is so clean.
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And that guy at the
gas station in town...
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- What was his name, Carl?
- Yeah.
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He was folksy, right?
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I mean, he did call
me a woman for wearing
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a video game shirt, which
doesn't make any sense,
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but, yeah, Carl had a certain charm.
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They're coming in.
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- Let's go.
- Whoa!
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Ah, geez, not again.
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Wait!
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Wow.
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Okay, this is huge.
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And it's all ours.
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I got to admit, it would be nice
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to have a little bit of space.
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Exactly. New York is full of people.
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We're never alone.
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This must be them.
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The new folks that own the house.
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Can you believe this place has been
in my family for six generations?
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She's a relative of yours, Hetty.
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Well, I should hope not,
with her exposed knees
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and that saucy hairdo.
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- Wow.
- At least it's just the two of them.
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There's still plenty of room for us.
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Yes. Yes. Two people is manageable.
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Limited commotion.
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No old lady bedridden while
disease eats away at her,
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but we knew those good
times couldn't last forever.
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You know, a young couple
could be really fun to watch.
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- Oh, hell yeah, they would.
- Okay, Trevor.
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Before I forget...
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- What is that?
- Whoa, whoa.
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- What are you doing?
- This is sage.
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- I'm cleansing the space.
- Oh, come on.
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Babe, this is Old House 101.
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You light this stuff, and
it wards off evil spirits.
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What did she say?
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Does that work?
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Do you really believe in that?
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Better safe than sorry.
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- It's actually delightful.
- Oh.
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- Yeah, it's divine.
- Oh, lemme hit that.
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- I would enjoy a...
- Is that sage or is that her?
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- Reminds me of torched village.
- Okay, people, people.
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There is enough spirit
repellant for all of us.
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Jay, we have a library.
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- This place is, like, old school rich.
- I know.
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I did a little research.
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Apparently, my ancestors who lived here
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were actual robber barons.
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Like, cartoon evil,
slept-on-a-bed-of-gold types.
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I mean, we did that once.
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Okay, they actually seem really nice.
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They remind me of this
couple I was married to
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when I was on the commune.
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And a little of this
couple I was married to
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when I was in the cult.
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Honestly, it's, like, way more beat up
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than in any of the pictures.
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Excuse me?
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It could use a little
TLC, but we can fix it up.
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Boy, she is really "can do."
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I am rooting for these kids.
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I cannot help it.
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I'm telling you, babe,
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this place is going to
make an amazing hotel.
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What is "hotel"?
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I'll tell you what a hotel is.
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A hotel is our worst nightmare.
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Every room in this
house filled with people
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coming and going.
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Sleeping in our beds...
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Libertines!
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And you don't even want
to know about the clutter,
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Thorfinn, my fastidious
Viking friend. Ooh!
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Why?! Why?!
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Trash can right there.
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No!
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I hate getting walked through.
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It's probably the worst
pain I can think of.
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No, wait, arrow through
the neck. That beats it.
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Okay, new plan:
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kill them!
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Uh, we can't kill them.
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- Yeah, that's not nice.
- No, I mean we don't have the ability.
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Can't pick up a gun, can't
put their feet in cement
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and drop them off a country bridge.
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I went with a bootlegger
for a spell. You hear things.
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Plus, even if we could
physically grapple them,
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that husband fellow would overpower us.
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I mean, have you seen his shoulders
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and that V-shaped back?
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In summary, we must do something.
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Wait, what... why don't we just try...
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haunting?
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We scare them away. We're ghosts!
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- Ooh.
- Whoa!
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Yeah! It's a good plan, right?
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Oh, no, sorry, I was just
seeing some major trails.
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What are we talking about?
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This plan of Trevor's
fills me with discomfort.
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The line between the
living and ourselves
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is one we should respect.
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Who are we to...
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Found my jacket!
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All right, let's haunt
these bastards out of here.
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Hey, Boo-Boo.
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- The water from the tap was disgusting.
- Oh.
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So, I went to the gas station
and I got us some coffee.
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- Aw, thank you.
- Yeah. Carl says hi,
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and he called me a snowflake
for wearing flip-flops.
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- Classic Carl.
- Yeah.
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Okay, gun to your head:
Canary Yellow or Lavender Mist?
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Oh, okay, we're putting up paint. Nice.
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Haven't decided if we're staying
but we're putting up paint.
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You know what? I-I think we should just
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knock the whole wall
down while we're at it.
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Do you think it's load-bearing?
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What? What is this? What are you doing?
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Do you even know what
sound you're listening for?
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Not sure, but it makes me
feel like Joanna Gaines,
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and I'm not mad at that.
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- Ooh.
- Wanna come be my Chip, big boy?
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Um, yes please.
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00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:32,010
Wait a minute, why do we only
role-play couples from HGTV?
252
00:09:32,053 --> 00:09:35,013
Please don't kink shame me.
253
00:09:35,056 --> 00:09:37,319
Oh, it's adorable.
There's a bird in our room,
254
00:09:37,363 --> 00:09:39,017
because of course there is.
255
00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:41,889
Okay, you're right, this place
needs a little bit of work.
256
00:09:41,933 --> 00:09:44,544
- Here he comes!
- Hit the deck!
257
00:09:48,069 --> 00:09:51,116
Now, let's take inventory of
the skills at our disposal.
258
00:09:51,159 --> 00:09:53,335
Thor, as we all know,
is able to do that thing
259
00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:56,295
with the electrics because
he was struck by lightning.
260
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,042
I am powerful.
261
00:10:04,085 --> 00:10:06,044
- Oh, Isaac, what about your thing?
- Yes, yes, yes.
262
00:10:06,087 --> 00:10:08,307
Oh, yes, no, I don't know to
what it is you refer. Okay...
263
00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:09,917
You died of dysentery.
264
00:10:09,961 --> 00:10:11,789
Yeah, it smells like a fart
when the living walk through you.
265
00:10:11,832 --> 00:10:13,268
It's nasty.
266
00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:14,574
- You stink, you stink.
- It's not pleasant.
267
00:10:14,618 --> 00:10:16,533
Okay.
268
00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:18,491
I get it. We all get it.
269
00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:19,579
And trust me, you don't need to be
270
00:10:19,623 --> 00:10:21,059
so harsh in your condemnations.
271
00:10:21,102 --> 00:10:23,496
It is far worse for
me than it is for thee.
272
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,715
Okay, moving on. What else?
273
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,281
Well, I was thinking since Alberta
274
00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:29,415
was a singer in life and
can project her humming
275
00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:30,547
into the world of the living,
276
00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:32,853
what if we had her hum the song
277
00:10:32,897 --> 00:10:34,725
from the movie Ghost to scare them?
278
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,335
Huh? Kinda thematic, right?
279
00:10:36,378 --> 00:10:37,902
You know we don't know
what that is, Pete.
280
00:10:37,945 --> 00:10:39,556
Oh, right, the movie thing.
281
00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:40,948
Welcome to my hell.
282
00:10:40,992 --> 00:10:42,123
You guys would actually love it.
283
00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:43,734
There was this amazing scene
284
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:44,996
where the main girl
was making pottery...
285
00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:46,432
We don't have time for this.
286
00:10:46,476 --> 00:10:48,565
And then this hunky,
shirtless guy comes in...
287
00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:49,827
Well, we do have some time.
288
00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:51,176
The haunting isn't imminent. Go on.
289
00:10:51,219 --> 00:10:53,439
It's fine. I get it.
I'll hum something scary.
290
00:10:53,483 --> 00:10:56,573
Oh, Trevor has to do his amazing thing.
291
00:10:56,616 --> 00:10:57,922
That must be the topper.
292
00:10:57,965 --> 00:10:59,619
Yeah. Do it!
293
00:10:59,663 --> 00:11:01,839
You're very kind.
294
00:11:01,882 --> 00:11:03,971
Come on, Trev.
295
00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:11,631
- Oh, sorry, hold on, it's just...
- You got it, you got it.
296
00:11:11,675 --> 00:11:13,154
- Focus. Focus, focus.
- You got it.
297
00:11:24,992 --> 00:11:26,820
- Yo, T-money did it!
- Scary!
298
00:11:26,864 --> 00:11:29,083
Oh, it's good!
299
00:11:29,127 --> 00:11:31,129
Troops, I believe we are ready.
300
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:34,611
Tonight, get your sleep,
for tomorrow we strike!
301
00:11:34,654 --> 00:11:36,134
Yes!
302
00:11:43,489 --> 00:11:45,143
The hot water's not working!
303
00:11:45,186 --> 00:11:47,319
Okay, people, he's coming
out. Man your posts.
304
00:11:47,362 --> 00:11:50,931
Good luck, everybody. And have fun!
305
00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:54,631
The hot water's out again.
306
00:11:54,674 --> 00:11:55,849
One second!
307
00:11:55,893 --> 00:11:57,851
And... go, Thor!
308
00:11:59,374 --> 00:12:00,985
What the...
309
00:12:01,028 --> 00:12:02,552
Come on.
310
00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,557
Ah.
311
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,993
Man down! Alberta, you're up.
312
00:12:09,036 --> 00:12:10,516
Trevor, you're on deck.
313
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,300
You know, it kinda feels
like I'm opening for Trevor.
314
00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:14,694
Now, I don't need to
headline this haunting, but...
315
00:12:14,738 --> 00:12:17,436
- Not now!
- Ugh, okay. Fine.
316
00:12:21,614 --> 00:12:23,485
I got the stereo working.
317
00:12:23,529 --> 00:12:24,835
- Cool.
- Go on.
318
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,450
Ugh, babe.
319
00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:32,843
Nice try, that was you.
320
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,279
Are you on a juice cleanse?
321
00:12:34,322 --> 00:12:36,368
Close it out, Trevor.
You're our only hope.
322
00:12:36,411 --> 00:12:37,891
Okay, you can't blame the other person
323
00:12:37,935 --> 00:12:39,501
when there's only one other person.
324
00:12:39,545 --> 00:12:40,633
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
325
00:12:42,156 --> 00:12:44,071
You know I couldn't
produce that if I tried.
326
00:12:44,115 --> 00:12:45,507
Come on, man!
327
00:12:45,551 --> 00:12:46,683
Bring the fortitude.
328
00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:47,726
That is disgusting.
329
00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:49,773
Oh, come on, you gaslighter.
330
00:12:49,816 --> 00:12:52,645
You got a cute butt, but
it's got a foul mouth.
331
00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:57,998
Huh. Haunting is hard.
332
00:12:58,042 --> 00:12:59,391
Ooh, that is rank.
333
00:12:59,434 --> 00:13:01,219
- Shut up.
- All right.
334
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,614
Babe? What are you doing?
335
00:13:04,657 --> 00:13:06,050
I'm gonna fix the water heater.
336
00:13:06,093 --> 00:13:08,008
It's probably just the gas, right?
337
00:13:08,052 --> 00:13:10,054
This has got to be simple,
just turn the pilot on?
338
00:13:10,097 --> 00:13:12,186
This place is so creepy.
339
00:13:13,623 --> 00:13:14,972
Much better.
340
00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:16,669
- Who are these guys?
- I don't know.
341
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,584
Jay, that looks kinda ancient.
342
00:13:18,628 --> 00:13:20,630
Maybe we should just
call a professional.
343
00:13:20,673 --> 00:13:22,196
No, no. We're not dumping
344
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,981
a bunch of money into this house.
345
00:13:24,024 --> 00:13:25,939
Plus, I want to take a shower now.
346
00:13:25,983 --> 00:13:27,637
Counterclockwise.
347
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,682
Okay, it's just I don't think
you know what you're doing.
348
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:31,945
- Uh-oh.
- That's not good.
349
00:13:31,989 --> 00:13:33,338
- That should do it.
- That won't do it.
350
00:13:33,381 --> 00:13:34,992
- Think I got it.
- He didn't.
351
00:13:36,863 --> 00:13:38,517
At least they left the light on.
352
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,824
Oh.
353
00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:41,867
Damn it.
354
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:45,350
- Trevor?
- God.
355
00:13:45,393 --> 00:13:47,091
What-what are you doing?
The livings aren't even here.
356
00:13:47,134 --> 00:13:49,267
No, I know, I know. This isn't for them.
357
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:51,530
This is between T-Money and the vahse.
358
00:13:51,573 --> 00:13:53,184
It's personal.
359
00:13:53,227 --> 00:13:54,533
I've always said vayse.
360
00:13:54,576 --> 00:13:57,318
- Can you please...
- Sorry.
361
00:13:57,362 --> 00:13:59,320
Aw!
362
00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:03,150
Still freezing.
363
00:14:03,194 --> 00:14:04,717
Okay, well, the good news is
364
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,545
we're going back to New
York this afternoon anyway,
365
00:14:06,588 --> 00:14:08,242
so we can just fix it when we come back.
366
00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:10,114
You mean if we come back.
367
00:14:10,157 --> 00:14:13,334
Okay, we're having this conversation.
368
00:14:13,378 --> 00:14:16,076
Sam, um...
369
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,991
I'm just gonna come
out and say it, okay?
370
00:14:20,733 --> 00:14:22,474
Pardon?
371
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:25,346
- I didn't hear you.
- I don't want to move here.
372
00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:27,827
Well, this just got interesting.
373
00:14:27,871 --> 00:14:29,263
Very interesting.
374
00:14:29,307 --> 00:14:32,658
Like finding new type
of cod interesting.
375
00:14:32,702 --> 00:14:34,138
Come on.
376
00:14:34,181 --> 00:14:36,575
- Okay, a little too close.
- Sure. Okay.
377
00:14:39,621 --> 00:14:41,145
Oh, that was... I was...
That was gonna be it.
378
00:14:41,188 --> 00:14:42,799
- That was gonna be it. Really.
- I know. I felt that.
379
00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:44,104
That was so close.
380
00:14:44,148 --> 00:14:45,976
I came up here with
an open mind, for sure,
381
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,891
but this whole bed and breakfast idea...
382
00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:49,762
I mean, come on.
383
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,329
Do we really want to leave New York?
384
00:14:51,372 --> 00:14:53,113
Jay, I love you, but you know that you
385
00:14:53,157 --> 00:14:54,506
- get a bit scared of change.
- Mm.
386
00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:57,465
But it's okay to try
something different.
387
00:14:57,509 --> 00:14:59,859
- Yes, I agree and I'm willing to try something different...
- Yes.
388
00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:01,295
below 14th Street.
389
00:15:01,339 --> 00:15:03,820
He's cute... Funny!
390
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:07,737
I don't know what it is but I-I
feel a connection to this place.
391
00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:10,174
I could see a future
here, us raising a family.
392
00:15:10,217 --> 00:15:11,479
I want all that, babe,
393
00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:14,004
but-but, we're in way over our heads.
394
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,527
This place is falling apart.
395
00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:16,833
It is kind of a dump.
396
00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:17,877
Oh, shut up.
397
00:15:23,578 --> 00:15:24,841
We did it!
398
00:15:26,407 --> 00:15:28,845
So, that's it? We just do what you want?
399
00:15:28,888 --> 00:15:31,412
- If we're both gonna be making some big crazy move...
- Mm-hmm.
400
00:15:31,456 --> 00:15:33,869
... then-then we should at least
both be able to agree on it.
401
00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:35,939
Fine! But you know what, Jay?
402
00:15:35,982 --> 00:15:38,767
Sometimes you gotta just do
something a little bold, ya know?
403
00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:40,204
Put some Canary Yellow up
404
00:15:40,247 --> 00:15:42,380
and get out of your
neutral-palette mindset.
405
00:15:42,423 --> 00:15:43,903
What? What are you... What was that?
406
00:15:43,947 --> 00:15:45,557
Neutrals go with everything.
407
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,298
Haven't you learned anything
from Love It or List It?
408
00:15:47,341 --> 00:15:49,213
Well, I don't know what
any of those words mean,
409
00:15:49,256 --> 00:15:51,302
but I know that he
won't be laying with her
410
00:15:51,345 --> 00:15:54,174
for several moons!
411
00:15:54,218 --> 00:15:56,350
That was amazing. You're incredible.
412
00:15:57,961 --> 00:16:00,050
Whoa, whoa, watch out!
413
00:16:09,059 --> 00:16:10,495
- Bro, that's not good.
- Sam?
414
00:16:10,538 --> 00:16:12,714
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Sam, hey!
415
00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:16,544
Sam. Sam! Oh, my God. Sam!
416
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:28,686
Murderer.
417
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:29,906
Okay, again,
418
00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:32,473
I didn't mean for her to trip and fall.
419
00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:34,562
You have to believe me, I
would never intentionally
420
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:35,868
hurt anyone that hot.
421
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:39,654
Aw, husband guy looks so sad.
422
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:43,441
I remember when I died.
Ira looked so scared.
423
00:16:43,484 --> 00:16:45,747
Because he didn't want to lose me.
424
00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:48,576
And also because he was trying
to get away from the bear.
425
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,535
Could you imagine if
she doesn't make it?
426
00:16:50,578 --> 00:16:53,233
What a terrible last memory for him.
427
00:16:53,277 --> 00:16:55,105
Ending things in an argument.
428
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:58,325
Carol and I argued
the last time we spoke.
429
00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:00,153
It's funny, it felt like such a big deal
430
00:17:00,197 --> 00:17:02,329
at the time, and now
I... can't even tell you
431
00:17:02,373 --> 00:17:04,244
what it was we were arguing about.
432
00:17:06,768 --> 00:17:08,640
You never think, when you
close that door behind you,
433
00:17:08,683 --> 00:17:11,077
that that'll be the last time
you walk through that door.
434
00:17:13,645 --> 00:17:16,387
But then I had my
accident, and I realized
435
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:18,606
I'm never gonna see my wife again.
436
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,658
I'm never gonna get to
speak to her, to hold her,
437
00:17:26,701 --> 00:17:30,314
to tell her how much I love her.
438
00:17:30,357 --> 00:17:34,274
Oh, wait! I remember what
we were fighting about.
439
00:17:34,318 --> 00:17:36,146
She ate all the donut holes,
440
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,712
and she doesn't even like donut holes.
441
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:40,237
It was just to spite me.
Which was just like her,
442
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,065
that selfish so-and-so.
443
00:17:42,108 --> 00:17:44,284
Pete.
444
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,072
Uh, the point is...
445
00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:52,075
life is precious.
446
00:17:52,118 --> 00:17:54,033
What is donut hole?
447
00:17:54,077 --> 00:17:56,514
It's just a round donut...
448
00:17:56,557 --> 00:17:58,603
It's what's miss... It doesn't matter.
449
00:18:03,695 --> 00:18:06,611
It's a tough loss.
450
00:18:06,654 --> 00:18:10,100
What's wrong?
451
00:18:10,101 --> 00:18:13,357
The Knicks blew a ten-point
lead to the Nuggets. Damn it.
452
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,836
Well, I hope you were
at least this upset
453
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,838
when I was technically
dead for three minutes.
454
00:18:16,882 --> 00:18:18,753
Let's get you home.
455
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,973
- Go slow.
- Okay.
456
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,933
♪ Home awaiting ♪
457
00:18:23,976 --> 00:18:25,499
♪ In the sky ♪
458
00:18:25,543 --> 00:18:30,809
♪ Oh, in the sky. ♪
459
00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:32,332
Thank you, Alberta.
460
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:33,943
I don't know how many
times we've heard that song.
461
00:18:33,986 --> 00:18:36,946
- 487.
- But it gets better every time.
462
00:18:36,989 --> 00:18:38,643
Landship! Landship!
463
00:18:38,686 --> 00:18:40,427
The livings, man! They're back.
464
00:18:40,471 --> 00:18:44,388
Oh, she's alive.
465
00:18:44,431 --> 00:18:45,998
Oh, thank God.
466
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,261
Wait, is there any
scarring? How's the punim?
467
00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:52,787
I thought we were going home.
468
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,528
Yeah, I just wanted to
swing by the house real quick
469
00:18:54,572 --> 00:18:55,921
and show you something.
470
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:57,836
So, while you were
sleeping for two weeks...
471
00:18:57,879 --> 00:19:00,578
- Coma.
- Coma. I had a contractor come in
472
00:19:00,621 --> 00:19:02,449
just to give us an estimate
on what needs to be done.
473
00:19:02,493 --> 00:19:05,583
And guess what. It's way more
than I could have ever imagined.
474
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:07,454
It's like a new foundation,
it's new floors...
475
00:19:07,498 --> 00:19:10,153
Jay, it's fine. You know, I'm
okay with selling the place.
476
00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:12,416
I had some time to
think, and you were right.
477
00:19:12,459 --> 00:19:14,287
I think the whole bed and breakfast idea
478
00:19:14,331 --> 00:19:16,811
- was probably crazy.
- Well, then, call me crazy,
479
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:17,899
'cause we're doing it.
480
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:21,729
Hey, Mikey, how you doing?
481
00:19:21,773 --> 00:19:23,818
What's going on?
482
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:24,906
That's the contractor.
483
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:26,082
If we're gonna make a go of this,
484
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,561
we're gonna need some help.
485
00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:28,736
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
486
00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:31,913
- We're staying?!
- We're doubling down, baby!
487
00:19:31,957 --> 00:19:34,655
I maxed out the credit
cards, I cashed in the IRA,
488
00:19:34,699 --> 00:19:36,744
despite the very vocal
objections of my father.
489
00:19:36,788 --> 00:19:38,485
News flash: we're deeply in debt.
490
00:19:38,529 --> 00:19:40,661
If this bed and breakfast
fails, we're really screwed.
491
00:19:40,705 --> 00:19:42,663
I don't understand. What happened?
492
00:19:42,707 --> 00:19:45,492
Almost losing you made me
realize that I don't care
493
00:19:45,536 --> 00:19:49,061
where we live, because
as long as I'm with you,
494
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,584
I'm home.
495
00:19:50,828 --> 00:19:53,848
Was it corny? Did it sound corny?
496
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,067
I'm not gonna lie, I practiced it.
497
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,113
It was so corny.
498
00:19:58,549 --> 00:19:59,811
Show me the house!
499
00:19:59,854 --> 00:20:01,160
Aw, they made up.
500
00:20:01,204 --> 00:20:03,728
I'm very glad Samantha is okay.
501
00:20:03,771 --> 00:20:05,338
Me, too. Wait.
502
00:20:05,382 --> 00:20:08,037
Who are these other people?
503
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,778
It looks like a construction crew.
504
00:20:12,084 --> 00:20:13,607
O'Malley.
505
00:20:13,651 --> 00:20:15,131
Electricians, check the main panel.
506
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,436
- Look out for loose wirings.
- Got it.
507
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,742
Roofers, be careful up there.
508
00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:19,091
Harness required, and make sure you know
509
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,962
where you're dropping the tiles.
510
00:20:21,006 --> 00:20:22,138
On it!
511
00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:25,880
Oh, you're dressed kind of
nice for a construction worker.
512
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,578
Hey. Hey, babe.
513
00:20:27,621 --> 00:20:29,319
Come with me, there's one more thing
514
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,711
- I want to show you.
- Oh.
515
00:20:30,755 --> 00:20:32,061
Got a surprise.
516
00:20:32,104 --> 00:20:33,714
Come on. Hey, hey, easy.
517
00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,412
So that's it, then.
518
00:20:35,455 --> 00:20:38,110
They're going through
with this hotel situation.
519
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,808
- We'll be overrun.
- The clutter!
520
00:20:40,852 --> 00:20:43,202
Okay, yes, the hotel
will be a nightmare,
521
00:20:43,246 --> 00:20:45,987
but gosh darn it, I did
miss those crazy kids.
522
00:20:46,031 --> 00:20:48,947
She talked to me! She talked
to me! She talked to me.
523
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:51,036
And I think she kinda hit
on me, I'm not entirely sure,
524
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,124
but there was definitely a spark.
525
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,691
But she talked to me!
526
00:20:53,734 --> 00:20:55,127
Good God.
527
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,564
Please, lower your hands.
528
00:20:57,608 --> 00:21:00,393
And... baa-dow.
529
00:21:00,437 --> 00:21:02,308
Uh-uh, what is that?
530
00:21:02,352 --> 00:21:04,310
That is the Canary Yellow you wanted.
531
00:21:04,354 --> 00:21:06,747
- You painted the room.
- I know, I know.
532
00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:08,184
You know, I wasn't
sure about it at first,
533
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,142
but it's growing on me.
534
00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:12,666
- What the hell?
- Yeah, yeah, you're right.
535
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:14,755
It's a lot of yellow. Oh,
you know what we could do?
536
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:17,149
We could put up a muted accent wall.
537
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,933
This can't be real.
538
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:20,718
Okay, you're not loving it.
539
00:21:20,761 --> 00:21:22,198
It's no big deal. It's just paint.
540
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:23,895
Oh, my God.
541
00:21:23,938 --> 00:21:25,418
What are you looking at?
542
00:21:25,462 --> 00:21:28,204
- I think you're right. She can see us.
- Uh-huh.
543
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:29,466
Who are you?
544
00:21:29,509 --> 00:21:31,120
Uh, hi, I'm Jay, I'm your husband.
545
00:21:31,163 --> 00:21:33,470
- Do you need to lie down?
- I can explain.
546
00:21:33,513 --> 00:21:36,037
We are ghosts, those poor spirits
547
00:21:36,081 --> 00:21:38,649
who dwell on, compelled
for reasons unknown to...
548
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:46,000
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