All language subtitles for WESTERN MOVIE_ Trinity Rides Again [Full Length] [Bud Spencer & Terence Hill] - ENGLISH.mp4

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alright but here at Maria's public

O'Meara at Villa give us the shell

bounced engages in a certification up in

our until year they bundles any fleet

dimensions you can have and this room

don't feel as heinous mayor Pete in your

notes of a rape that's what happens if

you have known evading applets against

any tandem Glick bye-bye

I mean fantastic lights enough see

glycine is breaking the truth wrote when

she feared any flight in colonel that's

very very meager and even I don't look

finish nice to have a wrench for TV now

Manhattanites partying

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Oh ladies and gentlemen our most

publicized attraction

no flying men

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lying thieving bastards pigs sheriff I

said my horse was stolen

try walk he says but but I need it for

my work it's trained it's an attraction

for my show it isn't only a horse how

many legs does it have how do you think

it has four then it's only a horse

Hiyori well it's mine I want it back all

right I said so it's only a horse look

he says you know the air in this town is

pretty bad today why don't you get

yourself a change in move on dirty

stupid lousy idiots hi Joe hi

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top down south come here I need your

help you didn't want to listen to me but

that's where we should be heading not

even a meshes work during its to wake up

mama shouts orphan and listen Steven

they were sent on site move on work for

a living don't you think it really

better whoa wait if he got any others

don't know somebody not evil in him time

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what's going on Thomas nurse yeah

Hey Joe you look sleepy get into bed and

go to sleep stay there no matter what

happens but why do not what they want

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hello friends are we on the right Road

Liberty Hill

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stay down

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Thanks

thanks for nothing and now why don't we

do now

we get to move unless you want this man

to die from loss of blood you get a pic

and children and these let the horses go

beyond the hills it should work out all

right in case there's any more of these

men around

too bad Mimi lost Robin last night we

should keep one horse we can train them

know how much longer you take and you go

along with the wagons maybe we join you

as soon as we're finished bananas are

soft dowon basically have healthy set of

lungs and another fun dance Wisconsin I

don't want no gunslingers my service

I told Thomas you remember that don't

you and he promised me faithfully this

past was dead and buried and then at the

first opportunity he gets dragged back

he knocks off two men it wasn't for him

that would have killed us all today you

shall have bread what do you know about

it he should have hidden anybody but he

explained it - explained in hell I don't

mean oh I was frightened for that what

is this damn water boil I'll take that

bullet out of it all right I'll cure him

I'll make him well alright how borrow a

gun to shoot him in a place mistake

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ah he's coming to the young gentleman is

coming too good you are very very clever

you know you almost bled to death and

further your role in the costume it's

worth over $50 I'll forget about Mme

come get it he'll now you try and lay

still don't yell and don't be fight this

is just child's play

so take it easy it won't budge now just

lay still

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I see I see I see

by the way did you pay oh yes good girl

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listen how many people are here but how

many people in this town oh we're about

300 or so well better than nothing I see

I can see nothing but trouble ah not for

you my dear for you nothing but health

and happiness that's all for today

you can go now I know I know I didn't go

into everything but I'll make it up to

you you can see the show for nothing

come back come back later this evening

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hey Cho I'll be back to get the others

later he's burning up that's all I know

listen there's some money inside pocket

of my shirt I know I know

don't worry nobody's gonna touch it take

it see if you can find me a horse you

mean how long before dark

eternity it's only noon make sure you

have the horse behind the wagons tonight

no no it's impossible you can't go away

in this condition you have to think of

your safety and the safety of the people

who work for you you don't have to worry

about anything else

mmm it isn't too bad you see Thomas

Thomas I'm going out of my mind calm

down baby man like that don't take long

to recover give him some time they'll be

gone soon

hey Joe listen he says what what just

told me himself come on spit it out he

says he wants to go right now he's crazy

we really expect him to go the way he is

shut up nobody asked you

Joe's right he wouldn't get far but if

he wants to go away why should we stop

it listen let him be the one to decide

for himself

that's like telling him to go you

shouldn't worry me to make you happy we

fixed him a place where he's gonna hide

and nobody be able to find it come on

boys let's check the rigging

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Lynch was right when he said it wounded

him to look how nice they had him fixed

extremely dangerous remember children

the slightest distraction means a broken

leg and act unique in the entire history

of the entertainment world demanding

steel nerves and a maximum concentration

I beg of you dear people when the drums

are stilled the utmost complete silence

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thank you

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we were wasting time

damn monkeys

like that and now ladies gentlemen I ask

you to resume your seats nothing to be

alarmed about the show goes on just as

advertised and here's what you've been

waiting for ladies and gentlemen the

girls get out there

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hello fridge put that thing down

listen I don't like to have to thank

somebody too many times you don't have

to you're not the one I'm looking for

but you make good bait for my trap

that's the only reason for me to try to

keep you alive

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yeah looks like our beautiful vacation

is over

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should be here

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let's get the animals undercover

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keep your eyes open if you don't want to

run into big trouble

it doesn't expect us bad as a trap

to get out of here now we'd need

dynamite

strange friends you have make yourself

comfortable and keep your hand away from

your gun gonna be filled with lead

before you know where it's coming from

that's good advice put your hands on

your stupid heads come down you big

animal since when the donkeys fly around

here

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donkeys will do a hell of a lot more to

stay away from trouble around here

Oh jackasses oh well look at the nice

big fish

listen trouble have you come to pull me

into some crazy business I'll make you

swallow them whole no I know you're

retired now and maybe even started the

whole race of Giants baby darling my

helper I thought he was your son he's

about the same size why don't you

introduce us

baby doll this is someone from my past I

forgot about now if he could talk he

said just beat her but he was born a

deaf mute which may be the only reason

we get along together so well

ever hear of a man called Finch no

wasn't it you got him sent up for a hard

labor no ever heard of a fellow Oh have

I made myself clear

okay a bit sharp figured as much

who

SH ARP sharp

stubborn right there is dying to know

what shops got to do with that bastard

Finch what you figure you'll ask no

changes our picture I have to live 200

years to come out from where he is now

he needed a hundred ninety-five less he

flew the coop so you say anyway

let's suppose he maybe and there with

about fifty others like him he settled

in an out-of-the-way spot and not by

chance you follow me like a hound dog

cuz in those mountains some lucky Devils

struck gold and sticked out claims they

put it on us loaded course Finch isn't

working for himself

he's working for some swindler wants to

lay his hands on the whole area imagine

that some miners tried to protest what

do you think would happen - I can

imagine

snow suppose that sharp is one of them

sharp a prospector yeah with his whole

family and he's one of the lucky ones

naturally the swindlers tried to take

over his claim even in the price I did

looks like the easy life as I old your

brains good

some time ago sharp sent for you but

they couldn't find you they found me

that's so sharp gave me this

sadita transfer for his claim we

pretended I had won a gambling so I had

that pack of wolves following me from

what I understand you all a lot to this

man sharp what is he a relative of yours

no worse he's a friend but but my name

is there too that was my idea you

wouldn't want me to be the only one to

take advantage of sharps trust would you

I heard you say you did it to get me

into the mess spell the words out and

you'll see the claims have to be renewed

every year and the years about up sneaky

lowdown creatures you this bald eagle

bass sharp chef's children chops

children if you're lying this time I'll

kill you

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all cuz in your kennel I'm big animal

my stroke business you how do you fit

into this story I've a scores settle

around their friend a hell will you -

there's no good just sitting there stiff

as a board you're in this - don't kid

yourself if what you said is true that

place must be a keg of dynamite they

won't even let us get near there as far

as that's concerned we have to find

certain people first we have an idea

I'll bet you have an idea

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this here is supposed to be the famous

circus grade

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come on beautiful try a little harder

please you it's written in the stars

that you spoil it all my plans since

when two roosters lay eggs a male a male

how can you tell commas where the others

hmm God well

everything's going bad ever since Joe's

accident laughter you deserted this

nothing has gone right and all the

competition here in Abilene makes it

impossible for us to survive they all

left me they all found jobs except me

nobody wants me of course they're still

come around once in a while they say

they're saving their money so we can all

be together again like before but it's

only talk from what I can gather they're

still in town

stop worrying Mimi all your troubles are

over what it says that your little

troubles are over

and one so big you can't imagine it is

beginning again we get together as soon

as your feet hit the floor yeah how

often must I tell you that I want my

bath in the morning in my rooms and the

water must be hot of course mr. Kalin

our campers and remember that I don't

want to wait an hour before they bring

it to me either that's reduced the

Cullens and the maid must knock before

she enters why certainly mr. Collins and

my suits

I demand I say I demand that my suits be

brushed and iron every single day and I

don't wanna have to tell you again may I

say a word mr. Collins certainly

go take a flying jump at the moon mr.

Collins

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how much of it do you need how much of

it do you need goodbye savings don't see

sharp remember it when the time comes

that's what you think he's as tight as a

hungry man's belt you'll see if this was

only gonna do some good when they know

what's happened I'll tell you this will

be a mad rush to get out of here they

already know Thomas told you always 162

dollars and 32 cents McGavin sorry I

can't let you have no more credit you

give me that medicine Sammy

my little girl has dysentery again I'm

eating the dirty things you sell here

you know very well I'll tell you when I

get the fair walk your ass right out of

here you and your sons but far away I

got to carry out orders McGavin I ain't

the boss and the company says not to

give you credit till you pay believe me

it's no good wasting your breath no

credit and that's it

you asked for it ain't to be compared to

the guns you sell but it's good enough

to make soup out of that filthy brain of

yours get we need boys you know it's in

store for you don't you who doesn't and

that reminds me you know what Sammy you

gave me an idea it'll be a pleasure to

kill some of these sons of [ __ ] with

their own in goodness in there take what

we need

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think it over McGavin before you do it

I've already done too much thinking

these past few months I haven't worked

my claim no that can wait I've built

myself a Viper's nest not even the devil

can get in hey paw we need lard to help

yourself and don't be sparing I'm gonna

tell you something the county

commissioner will be here in a few days

and if these fools won't talk I will I'm

gonna tell them what kind of trap you

got us into

we'll have to hurry this year

I can't stay more than two days is

everything ready for the renewals

sheriff has everybody been told about

our arrival ffff everybody and all happy

don't you worry sir it won't be like

last year no sooner said than done

McGavin says he'll talk you better take

care of him

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this is an example let us pivot our

stateís I'm annoyed by super dark man

you leave her you expect only we have to

ouzel the results honestly and for other

pediatric hands like iron translate no

joy before sleazy lows in the skirt of

the loser goes I'm gonna answer I in

askin is nice lab Thomas Lipton

Richard Lipton did Jenny Lipton is she

here in the land and the concession if

requested goes to their heirs also dead

him to is there anyone among those

present who claims rights to the

aforementioned concession we do and it's

right here our company claims a credit

given the dead man regularly signed by

him of fifty two dollars and twenty

seven cents

the signature corresponds mr. Boone is

there nobody else who claims rights to

the for mention concession

nobody who's settling this debt of 52

dollars and 27 cents or even promising

to do so wants to make a regular request

to obtain the area marked on the map

with numbers 387 and 422 on a 20-year

concession said concession to be renewed

every year according to article 7 of the

county regulations you see now judge

don't call me judge sir no your honor

and not even your honor as you wish of

course your company has already prepared

an official request I imagine now of

course let's proceed

Wilbert Jones in the matter of

concession number three 725 duly listed

on the county rolls as numbers seven

five seven 415 and 528 regularly signed

over to him according to the county

regulations of July 7th of this year

step up please

are you Wilber Jones yes sir do you

intend to renew your concession marked

on the map with number seven five seven

four fifteen and five twenty-eight what

no sir what do you mean wasn't that you

raised hell last year's O's to get it

yes sir and now you don't want it

anymore

no sir

why last year was last year

today I prefer working for the mining

company if that's what you want proceed

sign here Jones for James - we claim a

credit of $73 therefore we have have

your request for preemption ready that's

right that's right

and then show it without too much talk I

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said be honored if you'd be my guest

during your stay in our town

the hotel can offer you the comforts

you're accustomed to tell me mr. Fisher

how many general stores are there in

town Amir did you expect sir one and of

course it belongs to your company we had

to take it over from the previous owner

dare day and no sir no he isn't dead at

all he just didn't believe in the

development of the community and chose

to leave if I'm not being indiscreet why

do you ask

oh nothing nothing only curiosity well

thanks for the invitation gentlemen but

it'll have to be for some other time

come on pit see you tomorrow gentlemen

I'll join you in a minute mr. Dolan mr.

Pitt I must say I admire you our great

country needs more officials just like

you it yes sir come up here immediately

sir excuse me

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it yes help me with my boots can I help

you no let me pass you'll catch a cold

you ought to be careful in your age no

one's authorized you to worry about my

health

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they're too many and too well-organized

so even the most stubborn men had

finally bowed their heads if they want

to keep them on their necks only an

Irish family like the McGavin didn't

want to give in today their place looks

like a tornado hit it there's nothing

more to do about it now

and it's all over for the McGavin

because even if they aren't dead yet

they'll never be able to get to town and

that blockhead of a governor will never

know

they'll be considered dead or gone away

and their concession tool passes a

Fisher's company here that it's starting

again it was useless for you to come

here and it'll be worse did you stay

listen sharp you can go around town

freely can't you sure tomorrow then

during the meeting you could spread a

rumor with the spies they have around

town it'll get directly to Fisher and

his man it should perk their ears up

there's one other thing to do before day

comes what

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Adam stop and a little while it'll be

done and with that craving to go into

town they'll die like partridges they'll

fly out one at a time it won't be hard

to stop them change the men around let

these sleep understand alright

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George Brady is thought many with men

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gone book two seats for tonight you like

circuses very much in book three mr.

Fisher will be our guest - very kind I'd

be pleased if you'd allow me these

artists must be helped it would be a

pity if their show should be badly

attended I won't let it happen

gentlemen in honor of our county

commissioner the management of the

mining company wishes to ride all of you

to the show tonight

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all of you without exception thank you

since you are so kind I feel I must add

that I would consider it a personal

offense not to attend the show don't you

worry mr. Boone where's Finch

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nothing there almost nothing we're able

to pick off only one to try to get out I

told you dynamites the only way too much

noise McGavin mm-hmm noise are not take

as many men as you need and do whatever

you want but at tomorrow's meeting I

don't want to hear anything more about

those people don't worry everybody will

be at the show with the Commissioner so

you can work peacefully what show while

those girls makes a mistake blow

everything sky-high the girls won't make

any mistakes they know what they're

doing mine is on one side Finch's men on

the other

only one is missing what was missing

hello please chat up in this side

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calm down I'm calm

good it looks like a full house let's

get the show started it's finished for

me already I listen I can't go on I

can't make it

don't be a fool you can't pull back now

I'm not pulling back I just refused to

go forward you'll go forward believe me

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ladies and gentlemen the show begins in

a moment first of all allow me to thank

you for your presence here tonight thank

you in your honor the actors tonight

will perform something a little unusual

in addition to their regular numbers

which have made them famous throughout

the West hey short pantomime freely

adapted from a play by that great

European playwright whose works I'm sure

you're all familiar with mr. William

Shakespeare Hatta we are firmly

convinced that it will meet with your

unqualified approval but in the rare

event that it fails to live up to your

refined taste please remember that we

are not the authors we are merely the

actors the interpreters the humble

servitors of Thespis the handmaidens of

Dionysus the Caviar's of a message it is

our privilege to present for your

enjoyment a spectacle worthy of the

greatest theaters of the civilized world

thank you

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look a live little boy there's no time

to think about women come on hey pal why

don't we go home wait a minute

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interesting isn't it very

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it should be there by now

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what was that noise what noise

you hear any noise maybe thunder

we're coming stone storm my eye it

sounded like dynamite who'd be using

dynamite at this hour a nice surprise

for each and every one of you but be

careful because

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hey I'm believing you enjoy myself don't

waste any time and now ladies and

gentlemen the West Ria's guests us

spectacular act never seen before and

one which many of you will probably

never see again in its entirety an act

to make your blood run cold and freeze

my soul what the hell are we waiting for

this is a go back to place on a matter

of minutes now to you one of the most

incomparable acts in the history of the

circus world

the flying mile is

Thomas Lipton a man who made no

compromises

Anthony Billings he found a way to

prevent his family from starving

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you murderer

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did not tell you look at the fine army

we've got here and now listen now's the

time to get down to business what's the

matter with you

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who is even look at the mess we got

ourselves in I told you we were wasting

time with this bunch not even an

earthquake will get them moving

cut it out hutch I'll cut it out but as

sure as God exists if I get out of here

alive I'll come back here and break all

their necks one by one come on what are

you people made of we haven't got time

to lose just tell us what to do if we

don't end up like rats I'm going with

him

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I'm sorry don't worry

after all I was getting bored sitting by

that Lake

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hasn't this buffoonery gone far enough I

advise you to keep quiet the hell with

you don't you realize if they don't

listen to me they'll all end up Six Feet

Under and so will their wives and their

children because after Finch takes care

of those four idiots he won't spare

anyone they're not the clowns tonight

you are thought those guns they're

ridiculous in your hands I'll guarantee

you will come to no harm

I'll meet Finch and see that not a hair

on your head is touched but you got to

do it now you still believe him

idiots I don't know what we're waiting

for you make me sick just looking at you

and I'm just as bad standing here with

you come on Jack we're going outside

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that way

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you would have thought you end up like a

roast chicken

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not bad I'm afraid that you're the one

who wind up being the clown is deficient

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hey what you deaf knows little

excitement

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that'll send you to the gallows don't

you reckon unless you'd like to try your

luck

go ahead mr. Fisher show us who you

really are

but be quick about it for God's sake

I told you mr. Fisher you are the wheel

clown

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