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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,625 --> 00:00:19,749 THE SKIN 2 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:33,790 Looks like an antenna. 3 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,749 I do not like it. It's too quiet. 4 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:01,749 I see only the vines. 5 00:01:01,958 --> 00:01:03,790 Smells like a trap. 6 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:09,665 I bet there are Germans hidden there. 7 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:36,665 Damn it! A good place for an ambush. 8 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:46,124 This flight never ends... 9 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:48,124 Maybe it'd be better if we went home, Mark. 10 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:52,124 If the Germans knew that the leader of the Fifth Army was so close by... 11 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:53,874 Yes, I know there'd be spies. 12 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:55,457 Relax, Bob. 13 00:01:57,916 --> 00:01:59,832 Italians are a great people... 14 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:02,540 ...but they made a big mistake: 15 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,624 ...they chose the wrong side. 16 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:11,457 Why did you do that? 17 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:15,040 We didn't know you. 18 00:02:15,416 --> 00:02:16,665 Well, it doesn't matter... 19 00:02:16,916 --> 00:02:18,665 ...they're on the right side now. 20 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:22,499 Mark Clark and Fifth Army will be in Rome before Christmas. 21 00:02:22,791 --> 00:02:26,165 - You can bet on it. - Betting is hazardous, General. 22 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:29,290 No one in all of history, conquered Rome from the south? 23 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,749 Bob - who is the Civilian? 24 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,290 Mom, mom! 25 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,207 Ciro! 26 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:56,749 Captain, there is something fishy here. 27 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:58,707 I hear a waltz. 28 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:02,832 - What are you talking about? - A waltz, you know, music... 29 00:03:03,041 --> 00:03:04,749 A waltz! 30 00:03:06,666 --> 00:03:07,749 Wait a minute! 31 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:09,957 Stop! 32 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,624 Captain, I want you to cross to the other side of the street. 33 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:15,832 Sergeant, take ten men and go up the stairs. 34 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:17,124 Follow me. 35 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:19,290 I want to know what's happening here! 36 00:03:20,041 --> 00:03:23,082 Sergeant, take some men and go to the other side of the street. 37 00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:24,790 And watch out for traps! 38 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:41,124 Incredible! 39 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:49,165 It could be a trap, Captain. 40 00:03:50,416 --> 00:03:54,040 The slightest wrong move, blow their brains out. 41 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:55,749 Let's go! 42 00:04:01,958 --> 00:04:04,290 The "vitamin A" has arrived. 43 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:05,290 Why "A"? 44 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,332 "A" as Americans! 45 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:08,999 Hey, you, come over here! Move! 46 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,790 - Me? - Yes! Come here! 47 00:04:13,041 --> 00:04:15,290 - Where are the Germans? - Nicht Deutschland... 48 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:17,332 The Germans, where are they? 49 00:04:17,916 --> 00:04:19,749 How should I know where the Germans are? 50 00:04:19,958 --> 00:04:23,599 They must be in Rome by now. Why are you looking for Germans in Capri? 51 00:04:23,708 --> 00:04:24,499 This may be true. 52 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:27,332 And the fascists, where they are? 53 00:04:27,541 --> 00:04:30,082 Where are the fascistas? Come on, answer. 54 00:04:30,666 --> 00:04:32,165 Fascists im Capri? 55 00:04:32,791 --> 00:04:34,249 You're looking for fascists here? 56 00:04:34,958 --> 00:04:37,957 There are ony anti-fascists here, can't you see? 57 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:40,290 He says that there aren't anymore, just anti-fascists. 58 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:43,624 Good, listen, tell him I want to know where the enemy is now! 59 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:45,249 Princess. 60 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:48,082 She's 100% anti-fascist. 61 00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:49,874 A Princess, Colonel. 62 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:51,665 - Alright, what do I say to her? 63 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:56,790 - Long live the Americans! - Long live the Americans! 64 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:22,165 I think you should call the base, sir. 65 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:24,249 Oh, that's right! 66 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:30,665 And what should I tell them? 67 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:32,665 Well... 68 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,790 Say that we've taken Capri. 69 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,832 Eagle Control. Operation Peanuts accomplished. 70 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:45,374 Today, the Fifth Army and allied forces... 71 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:48,582 ..were deployed in the Bay of Naples. 72 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:53,582 A step closer to our goal: the total liberation of Italy. 73 00:05:53,791 --> 00:05:55,457 When will you be in Rome? 74 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:57,499 I do not make predictions. 75 00:05:57,708 --> 00:06:00,457 But if the Germans resist... 76 00:06:00,666 --> 00:06:01,749 They will regret it. 77 00:06:01,958 --> 00:06:03,374 Write it. 78 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:06,290 I have a question for Captain Malaparte. 79 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,207 Captain Malaparte? 80 00:06:08,416 --> 00:06:11,540 Go ahead, but remember, we're in their home. 81 00:06:11,916 --> 00:06:13,290 Captain... 82 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:18,124 How do you justify your alliance with the Fifth Army with the fact that... 83 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:21,749 ...20 years ago, you were allied with the fascist party? 84 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:26,915 I believe it was 20 years ago that Winston Churchill said: 85 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:30,415 "If I were Italian, I'd ally myself with the facist party''. 86 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:32,374 I was Italian. 87 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:35,415 I'd like to say that Captain Malaparte... 88 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:39,540 ...spent a good portion of those years in fascist prisons. 89 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:41,665 - Any other questions? - Yes. 90 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,749 According to General Alexander, the British Army... 91 00:06:44,958 --> 00:06:48,082 That's all, gentlemen. We'll meet again in Naples. 92 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:51,082 Take your photos, and do it quickly. 93 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:01,582 Enough. Now get out. 94 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,332 One moment, soldier. 95 00:07:03,708 --> 00:07:04,832 Let me see. 96 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,582 The left profile. 97 00:07:18,416 --> 00:07:20,207 Superb house, Malaparte. 98 00:07:20,416 --> 00:07:22,665 My home is yours, General. 99 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:25,165 A little far from the front, unfortunately. 100 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:28,332 The front moves, my offer remains. 101 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:38,082 General Mark Clark, Princess Consuelo Caracciolo. 102 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:41,957 They say that in Naples your word is law. 103 00:07:42,916 --> 00:07:46,207 - Do you know Naples, General? - No, madam. But I hope to know it. 104 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:50,499 This is the oldest city in Europe. Did you know? 105 00:07:51,666 --> 00:07:54,290 What the princess is trying to say is that you should be patient... 106 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,082 ...in regards to the surprises that Naples holds. 107 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:00,624 What a beautiful dog! 108 00:08:00,833 --> 00:08:02,082 His name Febo. 109 00:08:02,291 --> 00:08:04,665 Mine is named Palma. I found him in northern Africa. 110 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,874 I nearly ran over him with a jeep. 111 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:09,957 I found him in Russia. He had been injured by the Germans 112 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:10,957 Watch. 113 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,624 Be nice. 114 00:08:23,916 --> 00:08:26,457 - You come back soon? - Hopefully, Vincenzo. 115 00:08:26,666 --> 00:08:28,124 Good bye. 116 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,499 Take care of my luggage. 117 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,665 Be good, Febo! 118 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:05,290 Look how beautiful they are. 119 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:09,915 You are beautiful. 120 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:12,832 What do you want? It is too early. 121 00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:16,540 Go home, handsome. Let's go. 122 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:31,749 To Poggioreale! 123 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:54,582 - Was there a massacre? - Where have you been? 124 00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:57,290 There are massacres every day. 125 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,457 Typhus, starvation, infections... 126 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,915 Death has quite an imagination. 127 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:03,499 Death... 128 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:05,915 I'm here all week. 129 00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:08,582 Rich or poor, the funeral is free. 130 00:10:08,791 --> 00:10:10,124 Are we or are we not a democracy? 131 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:12,874 What, all week? That's bullshit. 132 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:15,082 You haven't been here for 15 days. 133 00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:17,832 There are only three trucks in Naples for everybody... 134 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:20,999 ...weeks are now 15 days long, maam. 135 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:23,374 You have no respect for the dead. 136 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:26,499 What's that? No respect for the dead? 137 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:28,957 Do you expect us to carry them on our backs? 138 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:30,457 We can't say a thing. 139 00:10:30,666 --> 00:10:32,040 I told you, we only have three wagons. 140 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:33,374 Make them walk. 141 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:36,040 We've been looking at corpses for years, we can't do it anymore. 142 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:38,040 Make them walk to the cemetery. 143 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:40,374 Of course, on foot. 144 00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:42,457 Let's go! 145 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:43,874 On foot. Let's keep going. 146 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:47,707 Hey, handsome, you have nothing to do here! 147 00:10:47,916 --> 00:10:49,790 It's off limits. 148 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,624 This is a restricted area, you can't come in here. 149 00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:56,124 Get out! Off limits! 150 00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:58,082 What is off limits? 151 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:01,874 I don't know. Must be American slang. 152 00:11:19,958 --> 00:11:23,165 Off limits... 153 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:27,290 This crap is always getting worse. 154 00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:02,999 Look, there go the suits on the way to the bank. 155 00:12:03,666 --> 00:12:05,290 So that's the one, huh? 156 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:11,332 Dear Don Eduardo! 157 00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:12,749 Come in! 158 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:28,257 Hey, I hear that Italian women have spaghetti growing out of their pussy. 159 00:12:28,366 --> 00:12:30,040 Only tomato sauce! 160 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,165 Come on, you want to taste some linguini? 161 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,415 Get in line, boys! 162 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:47,207 C'mon sweet, a kiss... 163 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:06,332 Ah, I understand. And how many are with you? 164 00:13:06,541 --> 00:13:08,957 There are two, but they eat for six. 165 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:11,999 They're right here. Let me call her. 166 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,582 Rosaria! 167 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,374 - Where is Rosaria? - I'm coming! 168 00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:21,749 I'm here. 169 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:25,207 Since you know how to speak English... 170 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:28,999 ...tell them to leave in ten minutes. 171 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,624 Internal Affairs. 172 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,665 Come, Don Eduardo. 173 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,415 Listen! Ten minute closed! 174 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:41,082 We're going to tear this place apart! 175 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,124 Listen, behave yourselves... 176 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:52,457 ...or we'll kick you out like we did with the Germans, alright? 177 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,624 And it's going to be in two days, not four. 178 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,957 Oh, mother, come here. I have something for you. 179 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,082 Shush girl! 180 00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:12,249 I'll have something special for you later. 181 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:19,957 - How? - How much do you weigh? 182 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,915 The hat, take off the hat. How much is it? 183 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,290 Sixty five kilos, you see... 184 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,957 That's it? You said you ate for six. 185 00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:32,499 My god, Mr. Eduardo, have a little patience! 186 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,082 Kommen Sie! 187 00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:45,165 Look at those two. They eat for six. 188 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,999 - But this one hardly eats anything - Doesn't want to eat? 189 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:53,499 While the residents of Naples die of hunger, he refuses to eat. 190 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,874 Why are you refusing your pasta? 191 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,915 Stomach, nicht gut. 192 00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,040 He does not like it. 193 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:02,624 Make a tagliatelle, I brought flour. 194 00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,874 But how, when I don't know how to make tagliatelle? 195 00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:06,832 Come here, look. 196 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,915 Look at how your friends are nice and plump... 197 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,749 ...and you're a stick. Eat, you hear me? 198 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:15,540 Eat as if your life depended on it. 199 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,040 Eat, you're not in mourning. 200 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,249 Come on, hurry. 201 00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:23,624 Get in line. Move it. 202 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,582 Spaghetti parlor, let's get a move on. 203 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,582 One after another! 204 00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:29,457 Let's go, hurry, hurry! 205 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:40,582 Catch. 206 00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:42,915 You can't eat without towel. 207 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,749 You have a bloodstain there. 208 00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:47,415 Oh, there is a small spot? 209 00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:50,124 So take that. 210 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,415 There are even spaghetti inside. 211 00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:54,040 Perfect, don't be so demanding. 212 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,207 Put to rest, Sgt. 213 00:16:29,416 --> 00:16:31,040 Rest! 214 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:46,249 Boys, sadly I have to leave you. 215 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,082 I've recieved other orders. 216 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:53,249 Captain Palese will take charge of the company... 217 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:57,124 ...and he wants to have a word with you. 218 00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:02,249 Soldiers... 219 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,540 We are the first Italian Liberation Corps. 220 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,874 Soldiers of the new Italy. 221 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:12,249 We need to drive the Germans from Italian soil. 222 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:15,290 Take our flag from the mud where it fell... 223 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,665 ...and draw an example to all Italians. 224 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,957 We will banish... 225 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,790 ...the terrible shame that dominates the Italian people. 226 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:29,874 And prove that we are worthy of the great role that History has handed us. 227 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:33,665 You all understand? 228 00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:35,415 You, come here. 229 00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:43,165 Repeat what the captain said. 230 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,957 He says that... we have to prove... 231 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:48,332 ...that we're worthy of the shame of ltaly. 232 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,540 I think they understood very well. 233 00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,082 Return in line. 234 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,040 You are listening to the broadcast for the European Allied Forces. 235 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,624 That was Glenn Miller and his orchestra... 236 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:16,499 ...transmitting directly from the Palladium in Hollywood, California, USA. 237 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:18,207 Worried about syphilis? Venereal diseases... 238 00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:21,540 ...can be more destructive than war. 239 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,582 Thanks to penicillin... 240 00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:26,457 Hey Goldberg, did you hear that? 241 00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:29,415 Glenn Miller is playing live 11,000 km from here... 242 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,915 How come you're not worried about getting syphilis? 243 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:35,207 Didn't you sleep with that Countess, Jimmy? 244 00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:36,874 I already told you, Goldberg. 245 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,749 Alright, so tell me again. 246 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,415 But in detail. 247 00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:41,957 You're going too fast. 248 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:42,999 So... 249 00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,249 She gave you a blowjob? 250 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,624 Look... 251 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,749 In Europe, this is normal. 252 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:52,249 Get it through your head... European women are... 253 00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,915 ...different. 254 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,790 Listen, Goldberg. 255 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,332 Instead of jerking with your magazines... 256 00:18:58,541 --> 00:19:01,374 ....for three lousy bucks, you can have what you want. 257 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,665 Are you crazy? 258 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,082 All the niggers on this side of the Atlantic have already screwed those girls. 259 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:10,374 You forgot the movies that tell you what happens to your penis if you get gonorrhea? 260 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,874 This is better than going blind. 261 00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:14,832 Where'd you hear that? 262 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,832 How many fingers? 263 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,832 You see, you're already blind. 264 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:24,457 Shit! 265 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,499 Captain Wren, Communications. 266 00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:14,165 There are already two conferences back there, Captain. 267 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,790 No, not now. 268 00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:32,040 Gentlemen, the good news first. 269 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,832 I've just talked with Alexander... 270 00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:38,082 ...and he agrees that the Eighth English Army... 271 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,874 ...will cede to their ''American cousins'', as they like to call us... 272 00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:43,790 ...and Mark Clark's Fifth Army will be the first to enter Rome! 273 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,790 - Great! - Excellent! 274 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,124 Now, the bad news. 275 00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:54,207 I don't believe a word of it. 276 00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:58,124 Half of his army are fags, and the other half take us for idiots. 277 00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:01,749 He's right in the middle of that. This could be a trick. 278 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:07,874 The Fifth Army was the first to land in Europe... 279 00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,707 ...and you can bet that no one... 280 00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:13,249 ...not even Churchill and his band of queers... 281 00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:16,874 ...prevent my Fifth Army from being the first to enter Rome! 282 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,040 It's a matter of principle! 283 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,999 Washington, sir. General Eisenhower. That's the third time. 284 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:25,540 Go on, gentlemen. 285 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,415 It must be important to make him get up so early in Washington. 286 00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,249 We will know it right away. 287 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,207 Hello? 288 00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:36,790 Yes, this is Mark. 289 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:40,624 How is Italy, sir? Italy is alright... 290 00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:45,249 I do not understand. 291 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:47,957 Pardon? 292 00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:49,790 Which senator's wife? 293 00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:52,874 From Massachusetts? 294 00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:55,707 Here? 295 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,540 For the love of God, we're at war here! 296 00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:01,040 I do not have time to... 297 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,915 Ike... not even if it were Roosevelt's mother. 298 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,832 I'm very sorry sir. 299 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:12,457 You don't understand here... 300 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,790 Yes, Mr. President. 301 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:17,915 Please excuse me... 302 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:19,749 ...but I have to insist. 303 00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:21,790 I'm against this. 304 00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:25,957 I understand your position, sir... 305 00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:29,332 ...and, under these circumstances, I'll do my best. 306 00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:33,457 Mr. President, you can count on me. 307 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,749 A dirty trick, that's what it is. 308 00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:47,165 To rob Mark Clark and his Fifth Army of their glory! 309 00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:50,457 Massachusetts... That's Senator Wyatt, isn't it? 310 00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:54,207 The senator that decieves people all the time! 311 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,499 You, what do you say? 312 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,082 Well, nothing. Unless his wife is Deborah Wyatt. 313 00:22:58,291 --> 00:23:00,999 - Exactly. - Of course, an aviator. 314 00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:03,290 She was the first one to cross the Pacific in 1939. 315 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,082 The first woman... 316 00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:09,665 This means that it's a great publicity stunt! 317 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:12,707 They made her a colonel in the Air Force... 318 00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:14,665 ...who came up with this crazy idea... 319 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:18,207 ...of supplying the population by plane... 320 00:23:18,416 --> 00:23:21,207 ...and it seems that the President is interested as well. 321 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:25,374 You, me, everyone knows what he wants. 322 00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:26,999 Elections are next year... 323 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:28,457 ...and President is interested in: winning votes. 324 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,540 - How's it going? - Very good. 325 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,665 - What are you doing tonight? - Sit, please... 326 00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:35,915 - Good day. - Good day. 327 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,749 I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait, Captain. 328 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:46,457 Wasn't it you that was at the press conference in Capri? 329 00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:50,374 Your home is beautiful. 330 00:23:54,916 --> 00:23:57,207 - Go ask, go on. - Those two? Let's see. 331 00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:00,790 Mr. Mazzullo. 332 00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,332 - Wait. 333 00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:05,165 - Sit down, please. - Alright. 334 00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,957 - Sit? Good. - Wait, please. 335 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,457 - We gotta sit down. - Go ahead. 336 00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:15,540 Who's turn is it now? 337 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:18,207 The representative of the Comittee for Civilian Necessities. 338 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:20,040 He takes care of the German prisoners. 339 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,957 - And then? - A meeting about the front. 340 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:24,374 Scheduled for six minutes, sir. 341 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:26,790 This representative, what's his name? 342 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,957 Eduardo Mezzullo. 343 00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:31,207 Send them to me. 344 00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:00,540 - Mr. Mezzullo... - Mazzullo, Mazzullo. 345 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,707 - They said Mr. Mezzullo... - Ma, ma, ma. 346 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,374 Mazzullo. 347 00:25:09,291 --> 00:25:12,749 I understand you have a certain number of German prisoners. 348 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,249 273, Mr. General. There are 273... 349 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:19,790 That you captured when the Germans mounted a retreat... 350 00:25:20,541 --> 00:25:21,874 Mounted a what? 351 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:25,290 He said that you caught those Germans when they were retreating. 352 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:28,707 No, Mr. General. They were imprisoned by the Italian people... 353 00:25:28,916 --> 00:25:30,915 ...when they fought in Naples. 354 00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:33,207 There was a great uprising that lasted four days... 355 00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:35,415 ...with injuries and casualties... 356 00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:38,540 All this pain, General, all this blood... 357 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,999 - I understand, Mr. Mezzullo... - Ma, ma... 358 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,874 Listen, I'd like to go directly to the point, if you wish. 359 00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:50,665 You've been feeding and caring for those prisoners for weeks, right? 360 00:25:50,875 --> 00:25:52,415 This is a heavy load... 361 00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:55,457 ...with inflation in food prices. 362 00:25:55,666 --> 00:25:57,624 And, naturally, you have the right to... 363 00:25:57,833 --> 00:26:00,249 ...shall we say, recompense. 364 00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:02,082 Explain, Captain. 365 00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:03,499 You'll be compensated. 366 00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:05,207 Yes, I understand. 367 00:26:05,791 --> 00:26:08,165 The Fifth Army is ready to pay you... 368 00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:10,124 ...a just reward: 369 00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:12,374 a thousand liras for every person... 370 00:26:13,541 --> 00:26:16,040 It's very kind of you, General. 371 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:18,207 But it is not the price. 372 00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:19,832 The price has changed now. 373 00:26:20,041 --> 00:26:23,082 The price, we do it by weight. 374 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:24,540 What? 375 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:25,999 100 liras per kilo. 376 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:29,165 So a man who weighs 80kg would cost 8 thousand liras! 377 00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:34,040 Ah, these days it's rare to find someone who weighs 80 kilos. 378 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:37,707 Captain Malaparte, tell him he's crazy. 379 00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:39,499 The General is a serious man. 380 00:26:39,791 --> 00:26:40,874 Who are you? 381 00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:43,624 Listen to me, Mr. Trucmuche. 382 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:46,290 You have 24 hours to accept my offer. 383 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:49,165 After that, military police takes over. 384 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,999 And I guarantee that you'll be left without... 385 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:54,540 ...all 270 or so prisoners. 386 00:26:55,125 --> 00:26:56,707 It's 273! 387 00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:59,124 Alright, we'll see. Let's go, Antonio. 388 00:27:02,416 --> 00:27:05,499 He's a serious man, the one with the German prisoners. 389 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,040 I am, too. 390 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:12,082 My government does not mess with the Geneva Convention. 391 00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:14,082 I'm going to take them by force. 392 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:15,499 It's not easy. 393 00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:18,999 You can hide half of Italy in the caverns of Naples... 394 00:27:20,375 --> 00:27:22,040 In that case, I'll have that man shot. 395 00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:24,832 If you do that, you'll never see those prisoners... 396 00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:27,624 Let me handle this. 397 00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:32,332 And you, Captain? What's your role in all of this? 398 00:27:32,541 --> 00:27:35,040 Me, sir? I'm here for the conference about the communication. 399 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,957 Ah, the communcation, just what we need. 400 00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:41,290 Alright, Malaparte, lead this man. 401 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,332 You'll go with the Captain. 402 00:27:43,958 --> 00:27:45,915 - But I... - What? 403 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:49,124 Nothing, sir. 404 00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:54,290 Damn Italians. 405 00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:57,499 I'm Jimmy Wren. 406 00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:05,165 What are they talking about? 407 00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:07,124 Well, you know, the price of human flesh... 408 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:10,457 ...is below that for beef or pork. 409 00:28:11,083 --> 00:28:14,707 A week ago, you could get a 20 year old girl for 10 dollars. 410 00:28:14,916 --> 00:28:17,082 Now she'd be worth no more than $4. 411 00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:18,582 With the bones! 412 00:28:18,791 --> 00:28:21,082 The Sicilian girls have flooded the market. 413 00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:23,165 They're older, so they cost less. 414 00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:24,624 You know, we have a saying in Cleveland: 415 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:27,290 ...head down, it's all the same. 416 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,624 All of 'em except your sister, huh Jimmy? 417 00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:32,832 I don't have a sister. 418 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:38,999 Lovely, lovely American boy. 419 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:43,374 - Come with me. - No, thank you. 420 00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:45,290 What a beautiful skin! 421 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:48,499 I can't, I'm on duty. 422 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:51,082 - What a beautiful face! - No, really. 423 00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:54,749 If you don't want to then don't! Go eat shit, you idiot! 424 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:57,249 What a success! 425 00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:59,040 Yes, great! 426 00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:05,249 - We have something to see now. - Hey, it's five dollars! 427 00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:08,665 Did you see what they did when they went by? 428 00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:11,040 Come on, you have to see it to believe it. 429 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:16,415 They are blondes down there! What sort of Sicilians are they? 430 00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:20,915 Jimmy, you think those soldiers feel like war heroes... 431 00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:23,207 ...when those women from Naples spread their legs for them? 432 00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:25,665 Well, they probably feel the same thing I do. 433 00:29:25,875 --> 00:29:26,999 Which is... 434 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:31,165 I do not know, I feel... seeing Europe. 435 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,290 Follow me. 436 00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:36,582 - Where are we going? - To see Italy. 437 00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:47,124 Hello. 438 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:49,207 - What's going on? - Nothing. 439 00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:51,165 What do you mean, nothing? He's an American officer. 440 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:54,332 He is interested in Italian craftsmanship. 441 00:29:54,541 --> 00:29:57,124 - Show him. - The Italian craftsmanship? 442 00:29:58,916 --> 00:30:00,582 He's not interested... 443 00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:02,040 Yes, yes. 444 00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:03,790 - Are you interested? - Sure. 445 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,499 Do you like what we do? 446 00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:08,415 Put on the wig. 447 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:10,874 - No, you go. - Not me. 448 00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:12,374 - My god! - You'll see. 449 00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:14,832 Not you! Where are you going? Stay here!? 450 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,374 What are you thinking about? Stay right here. 451 00:30:20,125 --> 00:30:21,749 You're going to show off for that man. 452 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,582 Come on, you! 453 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:27,165 - What's going on? - Wait... 454 00:30:27,375 --> 00:30:30,457 Oh god, you have to be patient. 455 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:34,249 Are you sure the boy came to look at Italian art? 456 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,207 Tell them I'm poor. 457 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:38,374 He's a poor man. 458 00:30:38,625 --> 00:30:41,165 - A good man. - An artist. 459 00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:45,582 But these days... 460 00:30:58,166 --> 00:30:59,165 What is this? 461 00:31:00,583 --> 00:31:03,124 What we did, it's wrong. 462 00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:04,749 Explain it to him. 463 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:08,457 This is for your negroes, they like blondes. 464 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:11,957 In Naples, there are no blondes, then we invented it. 465 00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:16,249 Blacks have their preferences, they must feel welcomed. 466 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,457 I want one! 467 00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:18,999 Oh, you want one? 468 00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:20,707 - Yes, how much is it? - Ten dollars. 469 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:22,832 He will not buy it! 470 00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:26,207 - Nine dollars. - No, ten. 471 00:31:26,583 --> 00:31:29,415 - This is too much! - The price of patience. 472 00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:31,749 A lot of work. Hair by hair. 473 00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:37,040 - Ten dollars. - This for you. 474 00:31:41,291 --> 00:31:43,082 Jimmy, if the Americans had lost the war... 475 00:31:43,291 --> 00:31:46,165 ...do you think the women in New York would be that creative? 476 00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:50,082 They don't have to be. In New York there are enough blondes for everybody. 477 00:32:21,083 --> 00:32:22,915 - Shall we go? - Where? 478 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:25,124 Signore Eduardo has found us. 479 00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:17,540 What's going on? 480 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,124 What are they doing? 481 00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:25,082 Leave it alone, come. 482 00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:37,832 - How did you get that tank? - Later. 483 00:33:38,041 --> 00:33:39,874 - This is one of ours! - Later. 484 00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:41,790 It's property of the army... 485 00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:48,124 Perhaps signore Eduardo will explain everything. 486 00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:07,665 Wait a moment. 487 00:34:33,583 --> 00:34:36,624 I don't see why I should be interested. 488 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:40,415 A tank, what am I going to do with that? 489 00:34:40,625 --> 00:34:41,582 - Want a cigarette? - No, thanks. 490 00:34:42,375 --> 00:34:43,790 American. Oryginal. 491 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,332 I don't smoke, thank you. 492 00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:46,957 - And you? - Yes, thank you. 493 00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:49,540 The war is over, you know. 494 00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:51,665 Ten tons of old iron. 495 00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:53,624 Yes, ten tons of metal. 496 00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:55,165 Metal, huh? 497 00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:57,374 - And a gun. - A large cannon. 498 00:34:57,583 --> 00:34:59,582 Yes, I know... but the cannon is just old metal. 499 00:34:59,791 --> 00:35:02,582 What am I supposed to do with a cannon? The war is over. 500 00:35:02,791 --> 00:35:04,665 - A transmittor radio... - A radio. 501 00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:08,749 Did the General agree to this? 502 00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:10,540 Does he know? 503 00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:13,582 Do not worry. 504 00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:20,999 I bet that this entire circus is to convince us to accept his conditions. 505 00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:23,332 Why? Aren't you convinced? 506 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:36,207 Did you see what that idiot offered for a new Sherman tank? 507 00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:37,665 I saw, I saw... 508 00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:39,790 We had a sure thing! 509 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,165 Believe me, he isn't the only Italian in Naples... 510 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:45,790 ...we'll find someone and get ten thousand... 511 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:14,540 Shit! 512 00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:18,499 Sons of bitches! 513 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:25,040 We accept your conditions. 514 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,082 Very good. 515 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:28,790 I'm pleased. 516 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,290 Until tomorrow, we need the General's authorization. 517 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,374 Course. 518 00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:36,374 But tell the General to hurry, because the price goes up every day. 519 00:36:36,583 --> 00:36:39,124 Or even by the hour, these days. 520 00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:41,665 He wants to raise the price... 521 00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:44,124 But that's not fair! 522 00:36:44,875 --> 00:36:47,165 He can't raise the price, we had an agreement! 523 00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:49,540 - What is he saying? - He said okay. 524 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:52,165 This is good, it makes me happy. 525 00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:53,832 Well done. 526 00:36:54,375 --> 00:36:55,999 Bravo. 527 00:36:58,333 --> 00:36:59,957 - So it's settled. - Yes. 528 00:37:11,708 --> 00:37:14,707 It reminds me of a girl I knew in Atlanta. 529 00:37:14,916 --> 00:37:16,290 Let's see. 530 00:37:17,041 --> 00:37:20,832 You know, it has a name, this false pussy. 531 00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:22,832 It's called a cover-con. 532 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,457 It was used in the eighteenth century. 533 00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:26,624 Bullshit! 534 00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:28,415 - You don't believe me? - No. 535 00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:29,832 He doesn't believe me! 536 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:32,165 Goldberg is an expert in sex. 537 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,582 A real demon. 538 00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:35,207 Stop! 539 00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:37,707 Come on, let me go! 540 00:37:37,916 --> 00:37:40,540 Calm yourself, or you'll see! 541 00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:44,415 And here we go again. 542 00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:48,665 What is this dish? 543 00:37:49,625 --> 00:37:50,832 Coda alla vaccinara 544 00:37:51,041 --> 00:37:53,457 Oxtail. A speciality from the south. 545 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:56,665 I think they gave me the part that was stuck to the donkey's ass. 546 00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:59,290 Of course, it's not caviar. 547 00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:02,374 Look, what are we putting in our stomachs? 548 00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,957 The part the donkey used to clean its ass... 549 00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:08,582 ...served in a sauce with a texture like old motor oil... 550 00:38:08,916 --> 00:38:10,332 ...and all topped off with the waiter's stinking breath. 551 00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:14,249 Colonel, I don't think we all agree. 552 00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:18,874 It's wartime and, in Naples good ingredients aren't always easy to come across. 553 00:38:19,458 --> 00:38:20,707 See? What did I say? 554 00:38:20,916 --> 00:38:23,082 I'm not going to keep eating this stuff. 555 00:38:23,291 --> 00:38:24,415 No offense, Captain. 556 00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:27,624 No. I also have trouble swallowing. 557 00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,249 I love the delicate fragrance... 558 00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:34,665 ...of the oxtail cooked with celery, nutmeg and white wine. 559 00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:39,207 But it has a sweetish taste... 560 00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:42,832 ...a rubbery skin, slimy... 561 00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:44,540 ...sickening. 562 00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:46,790 I took a good look at the plate... 563 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,790 ...and what I saw wasn't a oxtail. 564 00:38:50,875 --> 00:38:53,457 But the first rule of good manners is to never upset the appetite of the other diners. 565 00:38:53,608 --> 00:38:55,624 So, I ate, thinking: 566 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:56,624 "My God... 567 00:38:56,875 --> 00:38:59,124 ...look at what this rationing has caused..." 568 00:38:59,916 --> 00:39:01,165 First, a finger... 569 00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:03,499 ...then another, and finally, yes... 570 00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:05,082 A whole hand. 571 00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:08,415 Look! 572 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:16,207 In spite of my good manners, I wasn't able to eat the nails. 573 00:39:24,041 --> 00:39:25,249 Let's go have some coffee. 574 00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:28,207 That was good, how didd you do that? 575 00:39:28,416 --> 00:39:30,457 It wasn't easy, I can assure you... 576 00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:35,874 Three coffees. 577 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:38,832 Malaparte, you're great. 578 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,332 The way you arranged those bones... 579 00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:43,082 ...without anyone seeing. 580 00:39:43,291 --> 00:39:44,874 And how'd you make the nails? 581 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,540 You think I was joking? 582 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,624 - Good God! - How awful... 583 00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:54,749 Hey buddy... Do you have identification? 584 00:39:54,958 --> 00:39:58,249 Easy soldier. This man is an officer of the Italian military. 585 00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:04,749 What's the problem, Captain? Italian Army doesn't have uniforms? 586 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:06,865 Excuse me, but we're just doing our job.. 587 00:40:06,975 --> 00:40:09,415 They sent us a message over the radio to take him. 588 00:40:13,625 --> 00:40:14,874 There must be some mistake! 589 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:17,499 - Hey, Jimmy! - Hi, Anna... 590 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:19,290 Come here. 591 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:21,915 You buy me a drink? 592 00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:24,082 Yes. Please... 593 00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:26,624 Easy! 594 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:28,290 Two whiskey. 595 00:40:28,666 --> 00:40:32,040 I know those American snobs like the back of my hand. 596 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:35,540 And Deborah Wyatt doesn't like men like me... 597 00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,957 ...men who worked their way up... 598 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,832 And she likes Italians even less. 599 00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:44,915 I'll do everything I can, but if she really doesn't like Italians... 600 00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,624 But you're different. 601 00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:49,915 You know the Pope and that idiot Picasso.... 602 00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:51,582 - Ice? - No. 603 00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:54,957 And you can talk about Maxim's in Paris... 604 00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:57,665 ...and who painted the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel. 605 00:40:57,916 --> 00:41:00,124 Those old Bostonians love that sort of thing... 606 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:01,957 ...it excites them. 607 00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:05,082 I've only met His Holiness twice, General. 608 00:41:05,291 --> 00:41:06,707 I know, I know, I know... 609 00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:09,707 But I was thinking... 610 00:41:09,958 --> 00:41:12,290 I'd like to hold a banquet in her honor... 611 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,749 ...in the style of the Renaissance, you know... 612 00:41:15,791 --> 00:41:18,332 In some sort of old palazzo, 613 00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:22,874 ...with waiters... in wig and white gloves... 614 00:41:23,083 --> 00:41:24,124 What do you say? 615 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:27,082 Not bad. We could get the Toledo Palace. 616 00:41:27,291 --> 00:41:28,332 Great. 617 00:41:28,958 --> 00:41:29,957 And then... 618 00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:31,540 Yes, leave it to me. 619 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:33,790 Exactly! Keep her... 620 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,124 ...far away from me. 621 00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:38,874 I understand. 622 00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:42,707 You're having fun with the dogs. 623 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,290 Splendid. Bravo, Maria. 624 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,207 Wonderful, huh? 625 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,290 Careful, that's a strong aphrodisiac. 626 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,999 You're scaring me! 627 00:42:39,291 --> 00:42:41,499 Dear, I don't feel a thing. 628 00:42:41,708 --> 00:42:44,165 Wait! That's the danger. 629 00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:47,290 The effect kicks in when you least expect it. 630 00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:52,124 You know, I'm discovering the US. 631 00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:53,832 What surprising people. 632 00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:55,874 They're clean and crystalline... 633 00:42:56,375 --> 00:42:59,124 They believe that Christ is always on the side of the winner. 634 00:43:03,791 --> 00:43:05,124 - May I say something? - Yes. 635 00:43:07,083 --> 00:43:08,290 I'm starting to feel the effect. 636 00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:11,499 Really? 637 00:43:20,625 --> 00:43:21,457 Is it strong? 638 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:23,624 Yes, I can't take it anymore. 639 00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:40,290 It's been so long, Curzio! 640 00:44:02,541 --> 00:44:05,332 You're the only person that calls me Curzio. 641 00:44:10,666 --> 00:44:11,832 Step back! 642 00:44:16,083 --> 00:44:17,457 My god, that woman is crazy! 643 00:44:17,666 --> 00:44:19,457 She's nothing but trouble! 644 00:44:20,333 --> 00:44:22,449 Don't tell me she flew that plane all the way from Washington. 645 00:44:22,875 --> 00:44:25,082 Sicily, but I don't doubt she'd manage it. 646 00:44:25,291 --> 00:44:26,874 She had her wings before she sprouted tits. 647 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:13,290 I'm General Howes, representantive of General Clark. 648 00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,374 Major Beckwith, General Clark's assistant. 649 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,457 The General would love to be here personally, maam, but duty calls. 650 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:25,790 At least someone's fighting the war. 651 00:45:32,541 --> 00:45:36,165 This is Captain Malaparte, our liason with the Italians. 652 00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:37,290 We'll see... 653 00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:42,332 I hope to be useful to your mission, Colonel Wyatt. 654 00:45:42,916 --> 00:45:44,915 General Clark has briefed me. 655 00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:49,207 General Clark has directed Captain Malaparte to help you, Mrs. Wyatt. 656 00:45:50,541 --> 00:45:53,624 Obviously, you'll have to cooperate with the population... 657 00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:55,457 ...and Malaparte will be very useful. 658 00:45:55,833 --> 00:45:58,582 He has a fabulous villa in Capri. 659 00:46:02,041 --> 00:46:04,790 So what do you do in peace time? 660 00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:06,582 I was far too young to remember. 661 00:46:06,791 --> 00:46:09,082 He was in Spain before that, and before that, Ethiopia. 662 00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:12,415 You should have gone to the US. 663 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,790 Our Italians are pretty well off. 664 00:46:15,541 --> 00:46:18,707 You're right, but there were already enough organ players. 665 00:46:18,916 --> 00:46:21,249 - Are you making fun of me, Captain? - Not at all. 666 00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:24,374 On the contrary, I admire your assurance. 667 00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:27,707 You're everything we're not. 668 00:46:27,916 --> 00:46:28,999 You think so? 669 00:46:53,583 --> 00:46:54,999 Let me go. 670 00:46:56,375 --> 00:46:57,624 I said leave me alone! 671 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,332 Get out! 672 00:47:00,541 --> 00:47:01,832 Come on, let's go, come on! 673 00:47:02,208 --> 00:47:03,749 Out, come on, let's go! 674 00:47:03,958 --> 00:47:07,124 I'd like to help with your Moroccan troops, General, but I'm afraid I can't. 675 00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:10,749 But, my dear General, this is an unprecedented shame! 676 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:12,207 Incredible, a scandal! 677 00:47:12,416 --> 00:47:14,832 My Moroccans, how shall I say it? 678 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,707 Hypersexuall. 679 00:47:16,916 --> 00:47:19,832 Yes, they were born that way. They'll stick it in anything... 680 00:47:20,041 --> 00:47:23,249 ...in a sunflower, to be precise. 681 00:47:23,791 --> 00:47:25,915 A sunflower is enough for them. 682 00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:28,499 The point is, General... 683 00:47:28,708 --> 00:47:32,374 ...that depriving my troops of penicillin is a crime. 684 00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:35,749 Syphilis is destroying their... 685 00:47:36,250 --> 00:47:38,124 ...combat strength. 686 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:40,957 Yes, one penis after another. 687 00:47:41,833 --> 00:47:43,165 General William. 688 00:47:43,375 --> 00:47:47,165 Every month I recieve a limited supply of penicillin from the United States. 689 00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:49,999 And what do you think my priority should be? 690 00:47:50,541 --> 00:47:53,249 To save a sodomite who likes sunflowers... 691 00:47:53,458 --> 00:47:56,124 ..or a wounded American? 692 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:58,540 If you'll excuse me. 693 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,415 It's Coronel Eliot, sir. He says it's urgent. 694 00:48:05,208 --> 00:48:07,874 Be quick about it, Coronel. We're at war. 695 00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:11,707 What? 696 00:48:11,958 --> 00:48:15,415 No, that's absurd! 697 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:17,249 Let's start over from the beginning. 698 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,040 Okay. 699 00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,332 Right, first we want a creamy soup. 700 00:48:25,541 --> 00:48:29,457 But our soup is creamy, like mud. 701 00:48:31,333 --> 00:48:32,707 Tomato soup? 702 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,332 Yes, I think that's alright. 703 00:48:34,541 --> 00:48:36,874 Remember to put a little chlorine. 704 00:48:37,416 --> 00:48:39,999 I do not know... For his digestion, I think. 705 00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:42,874 Anything else? 706 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:47,415 What do you mean no fresh fish in Naples? 707 00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:52,332 Colonel, you don't have to remind me I prohibited fishing. 708 00:48:52,541 --> 00:48:55,207 The Bay of Napoles is mined from here to Sicily. 709 00:48:55,416 --> 00:48:57,915 But when Mark Clark gives that Renaissance dinner... 710 00:48:58,125 --> 00:48:59,082 ...there will be... 711 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:04,332 ...fish cooked with mayonaise, understand? 712 00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:06,999 How do you know? 713 00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:09,040 Try the aquarium... 714 00:49:15,041 --> 00:49:17,874 Fish cooked with mayonaise.... 715 00:49:19,041 --> 00:49:20,499 My god! 716 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,665 Do you think she'll like that? 717 00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:25,290 I have no idea. 718 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:27,165 I expect Malaparte knows for sure... 719 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:35,040 Ten lire. 720 00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:39,207 - Here. - Thank you. 721 00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:47,999 A Renaissance banquet in the middle of the Second World War. 722 00:49:48,208 --> 00:49:51,007 Thanks to my modest contribution, we should be able to avoid... 723 00:49:51,116 --> 00:49:53,999 ..those terrible meat rations and canned pineapple. 724 00:50:00,541 --> 00:50:01,332 ldiot! What are you doing, Sergeant? 725 00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:04,540 Excuse me, Captain, there was an emergency. 726 00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:07,457 Corporal Prewitt had a regrettable case of Mussolini's revenge. 727 00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:08,832 And it was sudden! 728 00:50:09,041 --> 00:50:11,457 Right. Continue, Sergeant. But move! 729 00:50:26,666 --> 00:50:27,832 Go, Kaminsky! 730 00:50:33,916 --> 00:50:35,457 Stop, there are landmines! 731 00:50:38,625 --> 00:50:40,124 My god, Prewitt! 732 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:54,290 Let me see. 733 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:55,832 - Are you a doctor? - No... 734 00:50:56,041 --> 00:50:58,165 So hands off, dirty wop! 735 00:51:12,375 --> 00:51:14,374 Find me something to cover it. 736 00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:36,874 Why waste time on that, Captain? We have to get him to the hospital! 737 00:51:37,083 --> 00:51:38,499 I have seen many cases like this. 738 00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:41,957 If we move him, he'll die in agony. 739 00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,540 If we make him comfortable... 740 00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:46,540 ...the pain will pass. He'll die in his sleep. 741 00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:48,457 - Like a dog! - Silence, Sergeant! 742 00:51:48,666 --> 00:51:50,540 Find a doctor, bring some morphine. 743 00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:51,832 I'll take the responsibility. 744 00:51:52,291 --> 00:51:53,374 Him? He's Italian! 745 00:51:53,875 --> 00:51:56,082 That's an American soldier there, Captain! 746 00:51:56,291 --> 00:51:57,832 Now listen, Sergeant! 747 00:51:58,041 --> 00:52:00,124 That man is a Captain with more experience than either of us. 748 00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:03,540 We're going to do what he says. You are under his command. 749 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:06,040 I'll take full responsibility! 750 00:52:06,233 --> 00:52:09,749 We have to distract him, to do something so he doesn't realize he's dying. 751 00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:11,332 There's only one thing we can do. 752 00:52:11,541 --> 00:52:13,707 Listen to me, macaroni shit. 753 00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:17,249 If you're wrong about this, if that doctor doesn't come... 754 00:52:17,458 --> 00:52:21,040 I'll rip your guts out just like his, got that? 755 00:52:27,666 --> 00:52:29,999 Well... Prewitt, you're lucky. 756 00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:31,749 You're going home. 757 00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:34,165 Just wet his lips. 758 00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:40,249 You know, I always thought you were lucky but this was surprising. 759 00:52:40,708 --> 00:52:43,165 The ambulance will be here in a few minutes. 760 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:46,749 A few days with pretty nurses bending over in front of you... 761 00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:49,457 and then you're on a plane headed home. 762 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:51,124 Isn't that right, Kaminsky? 763 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:52,290 Keep talking. 764 00:52:53,833 --> 00:52:55,207 Do you see this wop here? 765 00:52:55,416 --> 00:52:58,165 He's stuck in this stinking country. 766 00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:02,499 - Hey, goomah! - Chewing Gum. 767 00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:04,332 - Pasta fazzoli - Yankee dollar. 768 00:53:08,666 --> 00:53:10,040 Come on Prewitt. 769 00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:12,374 Come on, cut that out. 770 00:53:12,791 --> 00:53:16,415 You want to see this guy's imitation of Mussolini? 771 00:53:17,541 --> 00:53:19,207 Come on, show him your Mussolini impersonation. 772 00:53:24,875 --> 00:53:25,707 ltalian men... 773 00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:30,582 ltalian women! 774 00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:34,207 For twenty centuries... 775 00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:38,790 Sorry, I can't. 776 00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:47,374 What are you doing here? 777 00:53:47,583 --> 00:53:49,957 Don't you know it's a minefield. 778 00:53:51,333 --> 00:53:52,332 Go away! 779 00:54:02,458 --> 00:54:04,082 Get that bitch out of here! 780 00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:11,249 Can you get that Italian bitch out of here? 781 00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:12,457 Get out bitch! 782 00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:15,499 Enough! 783 00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:19,457 You have come to fight the Germans or insult the Italians? 784 00:54:19,791 --> 00:54:20,749 You're killing them! 785 00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:53,249 They are here, Prewitt. 786 00:55:34,291 --> 00:55:35,624 This was too serious. 787 00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:37,999 Nothing can be done. 788 00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:52,624 - Pasqualino! Pasqualino! - No! 789 00:56:29,916 --> 00:56:31,707 - Her name? - Maria Concetta. 790 00:56:40,666 --> 00:56:43,207 Before continuing with this simple meal... 791 00:56:43,416 --> 00:56:45,040 I'd like to say, on behalf all of us. 792 00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:48,582 Mrs. Wyatt! We have a great debt to repay you. 793 00:56:48,791 --> 00:56:50,707 Your presence at this table, tonight... 794 00:56:50,916 --> 00:56:54,999 ...serves as a reminder that we must win this war as soon as possible... 795 00:56:55,666 --> 00:56:58,874 ...so we can go back to the women we love. 796 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:02,332 Mrs. Wyatt, it's a pleasure to have you with us. 797 00:57:05,867 --> 00:57:09,199 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 798 00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:20,999 This place is magnificent. Who does it belong to? 799 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:22,665 The princess of Toledo. 800 00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:28,332 Captain Malaparte knows all the princesses in Europe. 801 00:57:28,541 --> 00:57:29,374 Isn't that right Captain? 802 00:57:29,791 --> 00:57:31,332 Not all of them, thanks God. 803 00:57:31,875 --> 00:57:35,624 But Captain, you must surely know Princess Carmela Esposito. 804 00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:37,707 She was my best friend in college. 805 00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:39,457 Esposito? 806 00:57:39,666 --> 00:57:41,624 Princess Carmela Esposito. 807 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:46,165 Princess Carmela Esposito, Mrs. Wyatt, is an impostor. 808 00:57:46,791 --> 00:57:47,790 What do you say? 809 00:57:48,041 --> 00:57:49,957 Princess Esposito doesn't exist. 810 00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:52,415 "Esposito'' is a name given to children... 811 00:57:52,666 --> 00:57:54,582 ...abandoned at hospices. 812 00:57:56,083 --> 00:57:58,082 Sadly, there are more... 813 00:57:58,333 --> 00:58:00,749 ...''espositos'' in Naples than ever. 814 00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:02,665 Well, all I know is... 815 00:58:02,916 --> 00:58:06,707 ...that my friend Princess Carmela Esposito lives in a palace in Rome. 816 00:58:06,916 --> 00:58:10,082 Our State Department tells me that she was always an anti-fascist... 817 00:58:10,291 --> 00:58:12,207 ...and I plan on visiting her. 818 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,832 If she's an anti-fascist, I'd say that that's proof... 819 00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:18,874 ...that she's not a princess. 820 00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:22,415 If what you're saying is true, Captain... 821 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:26,457 ...then there were many other people in Cambridge who were greatly deceived.... 822 00:58:27,833 --> 00:58:30,332 ...which doesn't reflect well on the Italian people. 823 00:58:31,666 --> 00:58:34,915 In Philadelphia, our Italian community is among the best. 824 00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:36,212 Very well, Captain, very well. 825 00:58:36,541 --> 00:58:40,374 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to bring your attention... 826 00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:42,665 ...to the next item on our menu. 827 00:58:42,875 --> 00:58:44,540 Fish cooked in mayonaisse. 828 00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:48,582 We owe Coronel Eliot our gratitude for this repast... 829 00:58:49,291 --> 00:58:53,415 ...and the good Colonel tells us that this dish... 830 00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:55,624 ...is called... 831 00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:57,874 ...Siren. 832 00:58:58,416 --> 00:58:59,374 Do you know it, Captain? 833 00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:01,624 Yes, I know it very well. 834 00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:04,749 Siren, the mermaid of Naples. 835 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,207 Extremely rare. 836 00:59:06,625 --> 00:59:07,915 But I've seen it several times... 837 00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:09,707 - Where? - At the aquarium. 838 00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:12,540 You can't be referring to Siren, the seductress in Homer's Odyssey. 839 00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:16,165 Sadly, tis is nothing more than fish. 840 00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:18,665 Mermaids don't exist. 841 00:59:25,041 --> 00:59:26,374 My God! 842 00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:29,249 It's a baby! A cooked baby! 843 00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:31,374 We have to bury it! 844 00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:34,332 Cover it up, cover it up. 845 00:59:35,125 --> 00:59:36,957 I swear, it's an edible fish, General. 846 00:59:37,166 --> 00:59:38,624 This is a fish. 847 00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:40,040 A fish. 848 00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:41,749 I assure you. 849 00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:45,249 Regardless, what it is... Do something! 850 00:59:45,458 --> 00:59:46,249 Well, in Philadelphia... 851 00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:48,499 Gentlemen, sit down. 852 00:59:48,708 --> 00:59:49,499 Please Mrs. Wyatt. 853 00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:57,874 Now, the good lord knows what Mark Clark thinks of fish cooked in mayonaisse. 854 00:59:58,083 --> 00:59:59,749 I don't like war either... 855 01:00:00,208 --> 01:00:01,374 but... 856 01:00:01,916 --> 01:00:03,999 ...someone has to lead. 857 01:00:05,416 --> 01:00:06,207 Serve it! 858 01:00:10,166 --> 01:00:12,457 I knew it was a fish from the beginning! 859 01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:29,207 This is all I could sting. 860 01:01:31,001 --> 01:01:32,924 - Here. - Don't let anyone see, alright? 861 01:01:34,541 --> 01:01:36,749 A package? That's all you got? 862 01:01:38,033 --> 01:01:39,999 - Fuck. - That's absurd! 863 01:01:50,109 --> 01:01:53,482 Let me go! Let me go! 864 01:01:53,482 --> 01:01:55,049 Let me go! Bastard! 865 01:02:02,333 --> 01:02:03,124 Jean-Louis! 866 01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:07,707 My mother told me I'd find you in Capri. 867 01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:10,457 So what are you doing in this city of disgrace? 868 01:02:10,666 --> 01:02:12,540 It's my duty to come here for the revolution. 869 01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:14,499 Ah, yes, I had forgotten about Count Marx. 870 01:02:14,708 --> 01:02:18,332 And I had forgotten how deep your cynicism runs. 871 01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:21,165 Come Jean Louis, you wouldn't be a student of Marx... 872 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:24,457 ...if his blood wasn't much bluer than yours. 873 01:02:24,666 --> 01:02:27,915 And where is it written that you have to be a proletariat in order to fight for justice? 874 01:02:28,125 --> 01:02:31,665 You don't understand the youth of today you can't imagine how different they are. 875 01:02:31,875 --> 01:02:34,457 You wouldn't recognize the world that will come out of this world. 876 01:02:34,666 --> 01:02:37,415 The imperialists and their lackeys will be defeated. 877 01:02:37,625 --> 01:02:41,124 Hey, Malaparte, Jimmy sends word that he can't come. 878 01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:43,499 He was supposed to bring me a medic. Did something happen? 879 01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:46,874 No, no. He won't be able to come. 880 01:02:50,708 --> 01:02:51,915 Wait a sec. 881 01:02:52,916 --> 01:02:55,332 - Hey bitch, how much do you charge? - Let go of me! Fuck. 882 01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:57,457 That's what I'm asking about. 883 01:02:57,666 --> 01:02:59,082 Fuck you! 884 01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:02,582 - So what are you doing right now? - Nothing, nothing. 885 01:03:02,791 --> 01:03:05,749 I need a doctor. Come with me. 886 01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:07,540 I did not graduate! 887 01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:10,374 If you don't say anything then I won't either, alright? 888 01:03:26,458 --> 01:03:28,040 - Jimmy! - I thought you weren't coming. 889 01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:37,332 I want to show you something. 890 01:03:37,541 --> 01:03:38,665 I brought Pasqualino. 891 01:03:38,875 --> 01:03:41,082 Hi, champ! 892 01:03:57,791 --> 01:04:02,207 As you can see, the interior of Vesuvius isn't dormant. 893 01:04:02,791 --> 01:04:05,665 And examining the seismographs, we can see that activity... 894 01:04:06,875 --> 01:04:08,540 ...has increased in recent weeks. 895 01:04:10,208 --> 01:04:11,582 Does that always happen? 896 01:04:11,833 --> 01:04:13,290 Absolutely not. 897 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:17,165 This is the first time I see this phenomenon. 898 01:04:17,916 --> 01:04:19,165 The first time... 899 01:04:20,250 --> 01:04:21,290 Maria, we... 900 01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:31,374 Excuse me, one moment. 901 01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:38,749 Maria! Where are you going? What about the picnic? 902 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,957 I told my father that we're going to see the nuns. 903 01:04:43,625 --> 01:04:47,707 My father does not know I'm with you. 904 01:04:47,916 --> 01:04:49,707 Wait, I'll take you there. 905 01:04:49,916 --> 01:04:50,832 I'll take you. 906 01:04:52,666 --> 01:04:54,124 No, we're going to take the tram. 907 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:55,790 When will we meet up? 908 01:04:57,416 --> 01:04:59,790 In two days. In the same place as always. 909 01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:01,207 Will you think about me? 910 01:05:10,833 --> 01:05:13,790 I'd love to show you the youth of today. 911 01:05:14,791 --> 01:05:17,040 You can't imagine how different they are... 912 01:05:17,250 --> 01:05:19,415 ...they're better, they have revolution in their blood. 913 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:22,207 If only Trotsky and Lenin had known that. 914 01:05:22,416 --> 01:05:24,249 Trotsky was a filthy traitor. 915 01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:26,082 Ah, Jean-Louis... 916 01:05:26,291 --> 01:05:27,415 Imagine what your mother would say 917 01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:30,874 if she heard you talk that way about someone you never met... 918 01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:32,832 ...and someone who has passed away at that. 919 01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:37,207 Mouth. 920 01:05:38,750 --> 01:05:40,957 Sir, I want to go to Munich. 921 01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:43,124 What for? There's food here. 922 01:05:43,333 --> 01:05:44,915 Doctor, my head hurts. Do you have something? 923 01:05:45,125 --> 01:05:46,540 I have nothing, sorry. 924 01:05:49,833 --> 01:05:52,249 Geneva Convention. Prisoner. 925 01:05:52,458 --> 01:05:54,249 The gentlemen will say that... 926 01:05:54,458 --> 01:05:56,082 ...they're in good health. 927 01:05:56,291 --> 01:05:58,040 He cites the Geneva Convention. 928 01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:00,832 He's got no case at all. That idiot refuses to eat. 929 01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:03,415 He's skin and bones. I lost money on this one. 930 01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:06,707 But the price of the others went up by 200 liras, right? 931 01:06:07,541 --> 01:06:10,540 Mr. Eduardo, it's going to be hard to win the war this way. 932 01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:12,915 Win or lose, I refuse to be trampled on. 933 01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:15,665 No, that's not an option. Am I clear? 934 01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:17,207 No and re-no. 935 01:06:18,958 --> 01:06:22,124 They're too fat, too ugly! Too German. 936 01:06:22,375 --> 01:06:25,040 On top of that, they're too expensive! Am I making myself clear 937 01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:29,332 Alright, I understand. There's no need to shout. 938 01:06:29,791 --> 01:06:31,999 Fat is always useful. 939 01:06:32,916 --> 01:06:34,707 We'll make soap out of them. Come, let's go. 940 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,915 They're going to turn these prisoners into soap. 941 01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:43,707 That's their problem. 942 01:06:43,916 --> 01:06:45,957 Look at this: "Queen of the Skies". 943 01:06:46,916 --> 01:06:49,082 Queen of publicity, that's what she is... 944 01:06:49,958 --> 01:06:51,165 What do you say? 945 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,332 Well, she's photogenic. 946 01:06:53,958 --> 01:06:56,790 What did you say? That they'll make soap out of them? 947 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,332 There's a shortage. 948 01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:01,749 Soap is worth more than 200 liras a kilo. 949 01:07:02,750 --> 01:07:05,082 And the Neapolitans really need it. 950 01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:06,707 You must be joking. 951 01:07:06,916 --> 01:07:08,124 No, General. 952 01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:19,874 It isn't hard to find you. 953 01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:27,832 Is it true what the newspapers say? That you never drive a car? 954 01:07:28,916 --> 01:07:30,540 I never have to. 955 01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:38,540 I was thinking of helping you... 956 01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:42,832 ...with communcations. 957 01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:47,457 Well, that should be fine. 958 01:07:50,541 --> 01:07:52,165 Now to test it. 959 01:07:52,375 --> 01:07:53,707 Want to come with me? 960 01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:56,832 Yes, yes. With pleasure... 961 01:07:57,041 --> 01:07:58,499 What was the problem? 962 01:07:59,083 --> 01:08:00,999 Nearly nothing at all. Just old, I think. 963 01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:03,915 The damned motor was stuck together... 964 01:08:04,333 --> 01:08:06,207 ...with wire when I got here. 965 01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:12,582 But it's been fixed. 966 01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:17,207 Try it. 967 01:08:59,791 --> 01:09:00,665 Enough, enough! 968 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:03,790 Did General Clark send you to be my latin lover? 969 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,182 Enough! 970 01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:07,082 Answer me. 971 01:09:07,291 --> 01:09:08,999 Yes, yes, enough! 972 01:09:35,208 --> 01:09:38,165 Forgive me, I was cruel, forgive me... 973 01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:41,790 Everyone is cruel sometimes. 974 01:10:27,899 --> 01:10:30,958 Hey kid, come here. Let's go have some fun. 975 01:10:45,075 --> 01:10:47,576 Two, two! 976 01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:14,374 This is not possible... 977 01:11:28,791 --> 01:11:30,957 Five dollars, yes. Five. 978 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,040 Hands off! 979 01:11:37,625 --> 01:11:38,749 Dirty pig! 980 01:11:40,583 --> 01:11:41,582 Depraved animal! 981 01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:56,790 How can they do it? 982 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,582 My god, how can they sell their own children? 983 01:11:59,791 --> 01:12:00,999 They're hungry. 984 01:12:01,291 --> 01:12:03,915 It's better to sell them than to eat them. 985 01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:05,832 You are degenerate. 986 01:12:06,041 --> 01:12:07,499 All of Naples is degenerate! 987 01:12:08,333 --> 01:12:11,665 Why did you bring me here? So I can feel as degenerate as you? 988 01:12:12,125 --> 01:12:13,624 We didn't start this war. 989 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:16,582 We don't sell our bodies for a pack of cigarettes. 990 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:18,332 A pack of cigarettes? 991 01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:22,999 Maam, what will you give me for that? 992 01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:24,332 Two loafs of bread. 993 01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:28,957 For a pack of cigarettes. 994 01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:30,832 Enough to feed a family. 995 01:12:31,041 --> 01:12:32,624 Would you like some maam? 996 01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:34,040 Here. 997 01:12:36,958 --> 01:12:37,999 I brought you here because... 998 01:12:38,208 --> 01:12:40,707 Because everyone can be cruel. 999 01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:48,915 Are we even now? 1000 01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:50,457 Yes 1001 01:12:57,791 --> 01:12:59,624 - Did I do something wrong? - No, no. 1002 01:13:13,583 --> 01:13:16,957 It's not my fault if things didn't go well for you today. 1003 01:13:17,625 --> 01:13:19,665 What's wrong with you, Jimmy? 1004 01:13:23,208 --> 01:13:23,999 Here. 1005 01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:25,332 What is this? 1006 01:13:25,541 --> 01:13:26,582 Try it. 1007 01:13:29,375 --> 01:13:31,374 Here, like this. 1008 01:13:32,291 --> 01:13:34,082 Are you crazy? I already have hair. 1009 01:13:34,291 --> 01:13:36,749 Did you bring this filthy thing from the US? 1010 01:13:37,916 --> 01:13:40,499 No, not at all. It's from Naples. 1011 01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:41,749 - From Naples? - Yes, yes. 1012 01:13:41,958 --> 01:13:43,915 Every last hair. 1013 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,207 Who gave you this? 1014 01:13:45,416 --> 01:13:47,165 Where'd you get that? 1015 01:13:47,583 --> 01:13:50,832 Where have you been hanging out? Tell me who gave you this. 1016 01:13:54,291 --> 01:13:56,790 Jimmy, come here. Come here. 1017 01:14:07,958 --> 01:14:10,207 Please! One moment. 1018 01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:12,999 Excuse me... 1019 01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:17,665 - I'm looking for Maria Concetta. - What is it you want? 1020 01:14:19,416 --> 01:14:21,707 She has a brother... 1021 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:23,874 Pasqualino. 1022 01:14:24,083 --> 01:14:26,832 There are thousands of Maria Concettas and Pasqualinos around here. 1023 01:14:27,041 --> 01:14:30,040 Wait, maybe he's talking about the virgin. 1024 01:14:30,791 --> 01:14:32,999 - Oh, the virgin? - Yes. 1025 01:14:33,291 --> 01:14:35,540 Her father doesn't know. 1026 01:14:36,850 --> 01:14:39,423 Ah, her father doesn't know. 1027 01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:41,249 Joe, I'll drive you. Do not worry. 1028 01:14:42,458 --> 01:14:44,832 - Hey, where you going? - Earning a little... 1029 01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:47,082 - Look, ma'am. - Ah, thank you. 1030 01:14:47,291 --> 01:14:48,665 Wait here. 1031 01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:54,124 Go straight. 1032 01:14:54,333 --> 01:14:55,499 Good night! 1033 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:05,124 Come. 1034 01:15:15,916 --> 01:15:18,749 - This guy said you were... - What? 1035 01:15:19,666 --> 01:15:20,832 Nothing. 1036 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:22,457 Nothing. 1037 01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:25,540 Jimmy, you can't come here. 1038 01:15:26,791 --> 01:15:28,207 Never. 1039 01:15:28,541 --> 01:15:30,999 My father, the war... 1040 01:15:32,041 --> 01:15:34,082 He's sick. 1041 01:15:35,833 --> 01:15:38,624 I brought this for him. 1042 01:15:38,916 --> 01:15:40,540 - This is good, huh? - Yes. 1043 01:15:40,750 --> 01:15:42,707 But put it away, I can't take it. 1044 01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:46,082 My father musn't know. 1045 01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:58,415 I have to go. I need to drop it off. 1046 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,415 I have just arrived! Wait a minute. 1047 01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:05,957 I would. 1048 01:16:06,166 --> 01:16:08,082 I am very happy. 1049 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,249 But I must go. 1050 01:16:10,708 --> 01:16:11,832 Wait! 1051 01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:31,707 What a lovely butt. So firm. 1052 01:16:32,291 --> 01:16:34,249 It's marvellous. 1053 01:16:42,166 --> 01:16:44,207 You're a real treasure. 1054 01:16:44,416 --> 01:16:45,707 My little treasure! 1055 01:16:54,291 --> 01:16:57,290 Come, yes, like that. Very good. 1056 01:17:01,625 --> 01:17:03,915 Well, normally I start with the cellar. 1057 01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:06,207 Why don't we go directly to the bedroom? 1058 01:17:06,416 --> 01:17:07,749 Did you forget? I already confessed... 1059 01:17:07,958 --> 01:17:09,790 Right, we're even. 1060 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,040 This way, please. 1061 01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,374 - This is a marvellous home, Captain! - Thank you. 1062 01:17:37,625 --> 01:17:41,124 Did you buy it or have it built? 1063 01:17:41,333 --> 01:17:43,499 I bought it... 1064 01:17:43,708 --> 01:17:45,832 ...though I designed the landscape. 1065 01:17:46,041 --> 01:17:47,499 I congratulate you. 1066 01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:49,957 The lady's bath is ready. 1067 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:51,915 Will she take it alone? 1068 01:17:52,125 --> 01:17:53,332 What did she say? 1069 01:17:53,541 --> 01:17:56,624 Well, she wants to know if you're taking your bath alone. 1070 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,582 Forgive Maria. 1071 01:17:58,958 --> 01:18:01,499 Sometimes she simplifies things a bit too much. 1072 01:18:01,708 --> 01:18:06,749 It must be difficult to handle so many baths for couples. 1073 01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:08,999 No, thank you. 1074 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:14,290 I think I'll be able to maintain control... 1075 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:17,124 ...for at least the next five minutes. 1076 01:18:18,083 --> 01:18:20,582 The lady will take a bath in five minutes... 1077 01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:21,915 ...and by herself. 1078 01:18:22,125 --> 01:18:23,540 It's from Jean Louis. 1079 01:18:24,208 --> 01:18:26,082 - Urgent! - Right. 1080 01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:34,415 Don't tell me, it's an invitation to organize an orgy. 1081 01:18:35,041 --> 01:18:36,582 You're partially right. 1082 01:18:37,041 --> 01:18:39,332 What part? An orgy, organize or invited? 1083 01:18:40,166 --> 01:18:41,165 The third. 1084 01:18:41,375 --> 01:18:43,707 It's a party exclusively for me. I know you understand me... 1085 01:18:44,791 --> 01:18:47,124 I can look like a man. What do you think? 1086 01:18:49,666 --> 01:18:51,582 How is Maria Concetta? 1087 01:18:52,583 --> 01:18:56,040 - She escaped. - Then you didn't get anything, is that it? 1088 01:18:57,625 --> 01:19:00,499 Yes, and you're going blind. 1089 01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:05,040 - You're even wearing glasses. - Well, the doctor says... 1090 01:19:05,250 --> 01:19:06,999 It's just that my eyes are exhausted. 1091 01:19:07,208 --> 01:19:08,249 Are you worried about syphilis? 1092 01:19:08,358 --> 01:19:09,974 So we don't want to hear about that, is that right? 1093 01:19:10,166 --> 01:19:12,957 I'm not the one who has to worry about that. 1094 01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:15,957 Good! 1095 01:19:16,166 --> 01:19:17,624 Very good! 1096 01:19:19,291 --> 01:19:21,665 So why are you scratching? 1097 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:31,040 Here we go. Finally, I think. 1098 01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:35,457 Quiet! 1099 01:20:03,916 --> 01:20:05,957 I was waiting for you. Everything alright? 1100 01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:33,540 Clear the way! 1101 01:20:58,250 --> 01:21:00,915 Look, here. Okay? 1102 01:21:01,125 --> 01:21:03,207 No! She suffers! 1103 01:21:03,750 --> 01:21:04,540 It was hot! 1104 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:07,707 Calm down. 1105 01:21:07,916 --> 01:21:09,290 It will pass. 1106 01:21:09,791 --> 01:21:11,415 This is good, everything is ready. 1107 01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:20,457 - It's too hot! 1108 01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:33,790 Ice, I want ice. 1109 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:35,749 Give me a bit of ice. 1110 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:37,124 I do not understand. 1111 01:21:39,458 --> 01:21:41,832 No, not coffee! 1112 01:21:43,458 --> 01:21:47,040 He wants ice. Can not! 1113 01:22:12,458 --> 01:22:14,124 I hope it's a girl. 1114 01:22:16,791 --> 01:22:18,165 Relax! 1115 01:22:20,791 --> 01:22:23,082 Calm down! Calm down! 1116 01:22:26,166 --> 01:22:29,165 Stop screaming, you'll waste your strength. 1117 01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:30,999 Push, come on! 1118 01:22:34,958 --> 01:22:36,124 It's a boy! 1119 01:22:48,791 --> 01:22:50,707 Look how pretty he is. It's a boy! 1120 01:23:49,875 --> 01:23:51,707 Here it is, the macarroni. Let's go, let's go! 1121 01:24:26,208 --> 01:24:27,290 Febo! Febo! 1122 01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:49,249 I apologize for... 1123 01:25:49,791 --> 01:25:51,707 ...I've never been there. 1124 01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:56,374 You knew I'd be here. 1125 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,290 Are we even? 1126 01:26:05,833 --> 01:26:07,915 - Come with me to Capri. - No. 1127 01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:14,415 I believe in my marriage. 1128 01:26:15,958 --> 01:26:17,124 Even if... 1129 01:26:20,333 --> 01:26:23,790 And Febo and Pal? Did you find the dogs? 1130 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,207 Not Febo. 1131 01:26:26,750 --> 01:26:28,332 This is my fault. 1132 01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:32,290 You are honest, Captain. 1133 01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:34,290 No more than you are, Mrs. Wyatt. 1134 01:26:37,166 --> 01:26:39,374 What is this... 1135 01:26:39,583 --> 01:26:40,957 "Net weight in the morning''? 1136 01:26:41,166 --> 01:26:42,374 I insisted on that, sir. 1137 01:26:42,833 --> 01:26:46,624 Scientifically... the morning is when the human body weighs the least. 1138 01:26:47,541 --> 01:26:50,082 And ''net'' means they'll be weighed nude... 1139 01:26:50,291 --> 01:26:51,665 ...and after having gone through... 1140 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:54,290 ...their morning routine. 1141 01:26:55,208 --> 01:26:56,374 I understand. 1142 01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:58,307 - Mr. Eduardo. - General. 1143 01:26:58,458 --> 01:27:01,749 This little transaction will cost the American taxpayers... 1144 01:27:02,541 --> 01:27:04,040 ...50 thousand dollars in exchange... 1145 01:27:04,250 --> 01:27:06,999 ...for 20 tons of enemy flesh. 1146 01:27:07,791 --> 01:27:08,874 He will not pay? 1147 01:27:09,083 --> 01:27:11,540 He doesn't think this price is democratic. 1148 01:27:11,750 --> 01:27:13,249 Not a word to the press, huh. 1149 01:27:14,541 --> 01:27:15,582 No democratic? 1150 01:27:16,125 --> 01:27:18,499 Officers and soldiers at the same price. 1151 01:27:18,708 --> 01:27:19,499 The same price... 1152 01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:22,207 Yes, yes, I understand, I understand. 1153 01:27:22,708 --> 01:27:24,249 The staff also then? 1154 01:27:25,750 --> 01:27:27,707 How much would Hitler be? 1155 01:27:27,916 --> 01:27:29,790 Very funny. 1156 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,832 Tell him that with the Fifth army walking towards Rome... 1157 01:27:33,041 --> 01:27:35,499 ...the price is falling ever day. 1158 01:27:36,666 --> 01:27:40,082 It's the Fifth Army fault the price is falling. 1159 01:27:41,333 --> 01:27:42,499 That's amusing! 1160 01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:45,940 Sir, the photographers. They're waiting outside. 1161 01:27:46,375 --> 01:27:47,624 Let them in. 1162 01:27:50,291 --> 01:27:51,749 - Is he signing? - Yes. 1163 01:27:53,583 --> 01:27:55,915 Gentlemen, Mr. Eduardo... 1164 01:27:56,125 --> 01:27:57,290 A picture together. 1165 01:27:57,791 --> 01:28:00,124 - Over here. - With pleasure. 1166 01:28:00,916 --> 01:28:02,749 - Still looking for Febo? - Yes. 1167 01:28:04,625 --> 01:28:07,999 - And "Operation Aircraftwoman"? - Tonight or never. 1168 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:12,499 Well, we're ready. Major Beckwith? 1169 01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:15,290 Antonio, come and take a picture. 1170 01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:17,707 The poor thing's an orphan. 1171 01:28:17,958 --> 01:28:19,957 Nothing can replace a mother. 1172 01:28:30,291 --> 01:28:31,832 Smile for the camera. 1173 01:28:36,833 --> 01:28:37,957 Come here! 1174 01:28:44,666 --> 01:28:46,874 It was dark, but I think it was here. 1175 01:28:54,750 --> 01:28:56,415 Hey, beautiful blonde! 1176 01:29:03,541 --> 01:29:06,124 Why don't you take one of these? 1177 01:29:06,666 --> 01:29:08,665 You're all too tall, Jimmy. 1178 01:29:08,875 --> 01:29:10,457 This is the perfect size. 1179 01:29:10,666 --> 01:29:12,624 You should shrink a bit, right? 1180 01:29:13,125 --> 01:29:15,499 Do you ever take anything seriously? 1181 01:29:15,708 --> 01:29:16,499 Sometimes... 1182 01:29:16,708 --> 01:29:18,999 No, you're like all the other Italians. 1183 01:29:19,208 --> 01:29:21,124 - Are you going to help me or not? - No. 1184 01:29:22,333 --> 01:29:23,999 - What's going on ladies? - How are you? 1185 01:29:24,958 --> 01:29:26,040 - Are you free today? - A kiss. 1186 01:29:26,250 --> 01:29:27,499 Come here. 1187 01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:32,415 This is the place. 1188 01:29:33,083 --> 01:29:35,540 Wait here. I'm going to go get the old man. 1189 01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:38,707 Jimmy, don't go. 1190 01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:42,249 I thought you were my friend. 1191 01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:44,415 Sorry to have bothered you. 1192 01:29:49,750 --> 01:29:50,874 Jimmy! 1193 01:29:51,166 --> 01:29:52,665 Hey! 1194 01:29:52,916 --> 01:29:54,332 Are you okay? 1195 01:29:54,541 --> 01:29:56,124 Where is Maria Concetta? 1196 01:30:26,458 --> 01:30:28,707 - We'll play later. - Do not go! 1197 01:30:38,625 --> 01:30:40,749 Relax Captain. Get in line like everybody else... 1198 01:30:40,958 --> 01:30:43,165 - What are you waiting for? - The virgin of Naples, isn't it? 1199 01:30:43,375 --> 01:30:44,999 Virgin, my ass! 1200 01:30:45,208 --> 01:30:48,165 I hear she even does it with horses. 1201 01:30:50,833 --> 01:30:53,874 - How was it? - Save your money. 1202 01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:55,540 I'd stick it anywhere if I could just find a hole. 1203 01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:58,415 The cats everywhere, and you wank? 1204 01:30:59,666 --> 01:31:03,082 Confucius says: ''Pussy everyday gets old''. 1205 01:31:22,375 --> 01:31:23,457 A dollar! 1206 01:31:24,416 --> 01:31:25,957 A dollar each, a dollar... 1207 01:32:05,083 --> 01:32:06,832 Relax... 1208 01:32:07,250 --> 01:32:08,540 I understood. 1209 01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:11,457 You want to screw her? 1210 01:32:11,791 --> 01:32:13,207 Not possible. 1211 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:15,290 You want to be with her? 1212 01:32:15,875 --> 01:32:17,415 Not possible either. 1213 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:20,540 Because I'm her father, okay? 1214 01:32:22,041 --> 01:32:23,124 - Understand? - Yes 1215 01:32:24,791 --> 01:32:26,207 You want to fuck? 1216 01:32:29,041 --> 01:32:30,749 No. This is not possible. 1217 01:32:32,375 --> 01:32:33,749 I'm her father. 1218 01:32:37,875 --> 01:32:39,082 Gentlemen. Gentlemen... 1219 01:32:41,958 --> 01:32:43,457 The Virgin of Naples! 1220 01:33:11,166 --> 01:33:12,915 She is really a virgin. 1221 01:33:13,333 --> 01:33:14,999 Put it so the finger. 1222 01:33:15,208 --> 01:33:18,582 Do not be afraid, she bites it. 1223 01:33:21,375 --> 01:33:23,207 True, she is a virgin. 1224 01:33:23,666 --> 01:33:25,332 Stick your finger in. 1225 01:33:25,541 --> 01:33:27,124 Touch! 1226 01:33:27,666 --> 01:33:29,499 Just a finger, eh? 1227 01:33:40,208 --> 01:33:41,790 Cutting in line, Captain? 1228 01:34:18,875 --> 01:34:20,832 Here! 1229 01:34:21,041 --> 01:34:22,165 Satisfied? 1230 01:34:22,791 --> 01:34:24,999 What did you do? Are you crazy? 1231 01:34:25,333 --> 01:34:27,165 Looks like he ruined your business... 1232 01:34:27,416 --> 01:34:28,624 You, shut up! 1233 01:34:57,541 --> 01:34:59,749 Son of a bitch! You knew the whole time! 1234 01:34:59,958 --> 01:35:01,499 All of you, you're all a bunch of idiots! 1235 01:35:01,708 --> 01:35:04,207 Wait! Jimmy, we've lost the war. 1236 01:35:04,416 --> 01:35:06,790 Women and children will suffer more than anyone. 1237 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,749 You're pigs! A country full of pigs! 1238 01:35:08,958 --> 01:35:11,290 - And what about you? - Shut your mouth! 1239 01:35:11,500 --> 01:35:15,415 You thought you could buy everything with chocolate and cigarettes! 1240 01:35:15,625 --> 01:35:16,915 I loved her. 1241 01:35:17,125 --> 01:35:20,165 You loved her? So what's stopping you? 1242 01:35:21,708 --> 01:35:24,249 You're a pig! A pig from Cleveland! 1243 01:35:24,458 --> 01:35:26,374 I wanted to marry her! 1244 01:35:39,708 --> 01:35:42,040 Isn't that her man? 1245 01:35:43,541 --> 01:35:45,874 Always there when I need you... 1246 01:35:48,833 --> 01:35:51,457 I won't forget the chastity belt, Cliffton. 1247 01:35:51,666 --> 01:35:52,832 Do not worry. 1248 01:35:53,416 --> 01:35:56,165 At least I haven't forgotten to wear it until now. 1249 01:35:58,083 --> 01:35:59,790 VDs can be more destructive... ? 1250 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:03,332 ...than war. But thanks to penicillin... 1251 01:36:18,583 --> 01:36:19,457 Captain? 1252 01:36:19,666 --> 01:36:21,832 You're one hour early. 1253 01:36:23,250 --> 01:36:24,499 At the hospital? 1254 01:36:26,166 --> 01:36:27,582 Yes, I'm coming. 1255 01:36:33,291 --> 01:36:34,665 - Could I make a phone call? - Yes. 1256 01:36:56,791 --> 01:36:58,874 I'm sorry I kept you waiting. 1257 01:36:59,083 --> 01:37:00,499 No, no, I arrived early. 1258 01:37:00,708 --> 01:37:01,707 - Are you alright? - Well... 1259 01:37:02,791 --> 01:37:03,957 I'm sorry. 1260 01:37:04,166 --> 01:37:06,332 Don't worry, maybe there's still time, let's go... 1261 01:37:52,791 --> 01:37:53,582 Febo! 1262 01:37:53,791 --> 01:37:55,832 I'm sorry that you find yourself here. 1263 01:37:56,041 --> 01:37:59,290 We're conducting a study on extreme wounds. 1264 01:37:59,500 --> 01:38:01,040 We needed test subjects. 1265 01:38:01,250 --> 01:38:04,332 To learn how to treat battle wounds. 1266 01:38:04,708 --> 01:38:07,915 These were stray dogs. They would have been killed anyway. 1267 01:38:12,458 --> 01:38:14,707 It's not allowed, but I'll put it to sleep. 1268 01:38:20,375 --> 01:38:22,499 It's a sweet, painless sleep. 1269 01:38:26,500 --> 01:38:28,457 Why this dreadful silence? 1270 01:38:30,333 --> 01:38:32,290 We removed the vocal cords. 1271 01:38:38,291 --> 01:38:41,790 Don't worry, Mrs. Wyatt, nothing is gonna fall from the ceiling. 1272 01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:43,624 We eat here every day. 1273 01:38:43,833 --> 01:38:47,749 It is an honor to have a young and beautiful American with s. 1274 01:38:49,666 --> 01:38:50,707 The U.S. Army has the same stimulating aroma... 1275 01:38:50,916 --> 01:38:54,165 ...as a summer rain in the woods. 1276 01:38:54,375 --> 01:38:56,124 Maybe it's the woods still in you. 1277 01:38:56,333 --> 01:38:58,165 It's the way the wind blows, I'm sure. 1278 01:39:01,208 --> 01:39:04,499 It's the only occupation army in the history of Naples... 1279 01:39:04,708 --> 01:39:08,832 ...that had the courtesy of knocking on our doors before coming in. 1280 01:39:09,666 --> 01:39:11,582 Judging by the ruins I saw... 1281 01:39:11,791 --> 01:39:14,874 ...I think we knocked too strongly. 1282 01:39:16,625 --> 01:39:17,415 My dear... 1283 01:39:18,166 --> 01:39:20,207 ..it is an insignificant detail. 1284 01:39:20,416 --> 01:39:23,499 If one has to lose a war, Mrs Wyatt... 1285 01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:26,040 ...it is better to be conquered by an army... 1286 01:39:26,250 --> 01:39:27,832 ...that has good manners. 1287 01:39:28,750 --> 01:39:30,415 Believe me. 1288 01:39:30,833 --> 01:39:34,249 The Duchess of Amalfi is still recovering... 1289 01:39:34,458 --> 01:39:37,249 ..from the Barbarian's raid into Imperial Rome. 1290 01:39:40,291 --> 01:39:42,999 I'm not old enough to... 1291 01:39:43,208 --> 01:39:46,832 ...remember that event. 1292 01:39:47,041 --> 01:39:48,832 But believe me: 1293 01:39:49,666 --> 01:39:51,749 ...the poor and the noble... 1294 01:39:52,208 --> 01:39:54,499 ...lose every war since then... 1295 01:39:55,416 --> 01:39:57,665 ...regardless of flag... 1296 01:39:58,416 --> 01:39:59,499 And women... 1297 01:39:59,791 --> 01:40:01,290 Women have no flag. 1298 01:40:02,750 --> 01:40:05,082 The real Italian flag does not show three colors... 1299 01:40:05,291 --> 01:40:06,457 ...but the male organ. 1300 01:40:07,333 --> 01:40:08,999 Moral, Honor, Family... 1301 01:40:09,458 --> 01:40:11,582 ...the cult of religion, are there... 1302 01:40:12,083 --> 01:40:13,124 ...in between the legs. 1303 01:40:13,708 --> 01:40:14,790 - My God! - I disagree... 1304 01:40:15,041 --> 01:40:16,499 This is a little excessive. 1305 01:40:17,041 --> 01:40:18,665 There's only one flag... 1306 01:40:21,208 --> 01:40:22,165 This one. 1307 01:40:23,416 --> 01:40:25,082 But that is from Savoia! 1308 01:40:29,375 --> 01:40:30,499 Listen. 1309 01:40:31,208 --> 01:40:32,832 American plane. 1310 01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:36,874 German, I'm afraid. 1311 01:40:41,333 --> 01:40:43,832 And why the US don't fight back? 1312 01:40:44,041 --> 01:40:46,124 At this time, they were already asleep. 1313 01:40:46,333 --> 01:40:48,207 But they get up at dawn. 1314 01:40:48,416 --> 01:40:50,790 I heard another noise before. 1315 01:40:51,166 --> 01:40:52,332 Listen. 1316 01:41:01,875 --> 01:41:04,165 - There's people at the stairs. - Let them in. 1317 01:41:04,375 --> 01:41:05,582 Well, Highness. 1318 01:41:18,500 --> 01:41:19,790 Easy. Slow. 1319 01:41:20,333 --> 01:41:21,540 Easy. 1320 01:41:36,791 --> 01:41:38,124 Please, come in. 1321 01:41:57,333 --> 01:41:58,999 She was taken by God. 1322 01:42:05,416 --> 01:42:07,082 Let's go out. 1323 01:42:07,291 --> 01:42:09,415 Nunziatina, Carmela, stay here. 1324 01:42:10,666 --> 01:42:12,874 Come here, approach. 1325 01:42:13,375 --> 01:42:15,249 My daughter, what they do to you? 1326 01:42:15,458 --> 01:42:17,040 Awake! 1327 01:42:27,708 --> 01:42:29,499 Let's go into the other room. 1328 01:42:33,666 --> 01:42:35,582 No, I'd rather stay. 1329 01:43:04,041 --> 01:43:06,207 Brush her hair. 1330 01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:11,374 The brush. Please. 1331 01:43:30,250 --> 01:43:32,165 Carmela, take the dress off. 1332 01:44:02,583 --> 01:44:05,790 Let's hear the news. Turn on the radio. 1333 01:44:23,541 --> 01:44:25,165 The Duchess is calling. 1334 01:44:26,666 --> 01:44:29,665 Please, follow me. We are being summoned. 1335 01:44:44,208 --> 01:44:45,832 Here is the Armed Forces radio... 1336 01:44:46,041 --> 01:44:48,832 We interrupt our program for an important report. 1337 01:44:49,041 --> 01:44:50,790 Mount Vesuvius' sismograph has registered... 1338 01:44:51,000 --> 01:44:53,707 ...a sudden increase in activity... 1339 01:44:53,916 --> 01:44:55,415 ...state of emergency is declared. 1340 01:44:55,625 --> 01:44:58,165 All commanding officers must report to their bases... 1341 01:45:37,791 --> 01:45:38,957 Tonight, when... 1342 01:45:39,208 --> 01:45:40,790 ...I saw these people... 1343 01:45:42,666 --> 01:45:44,582 I have a confession to make. 1344 01:45:46,708 --> 01:45:48,040 It isn't easy. 1345 01:45:49,208 --> 01:45:50,999 Another time? 1346 01:45:52,916 --> 01:45:55,332 Do not be afraid, you are in Italy. 1347 01:45:55,875 --> 01:45:58,582 Confession was born in this country. 1348 01:46:01,875 --> 01:46:03,332 I haven't been honest, Captain. 1349 01:46:06,166 --> 01:46:07,332 I wasn't honest. 1350 01:46:07,541 --> 01:46:11,582 I'm not here to help the civilian population. 1351 01:46:11,916 --> 01:46:13,040 Not. 1352 01:46:14,250 --> 01:46:17,040 I'm here to help Senator Wyatt... 1353 01:46:17,958 --> 01:46:20,207 For the election of the President of the United States. 1354 01:46:20,416 --> 01:46:22,665 For the Women's Army Corps. 1355 01:46:22,875 --> 01:46:24,832 No, that's a lie too. 1356 01:46:26,375 --> 01:46:28,332 I'm here for myself. 1357 01:46:28,791 --> 01:46:31,040 For me and me alone. 1358 01:46:31,500 --> 01:46:32,624 What I want? 1359 01:46:32,833 --> 01:46:34,040 I don't know. 1360 01:46:34,708 --> 01:46:36,749 My picture in the paper, maybe. 1361 01:46:37,208 --> 01:46:39,207 "The first American in Rome." 1362 01:46:40,833 --> 01:46:41,874 Enough. 1363 01:46:42,083 --> 01:46:43,999 Malaparte, take me to Capri. 1364 01:46:45,666 --> 01:46:47,207 You're laughing at me! 1365 01:46:48,250 --> 01:46:50,124 I can't believe it, you're laughing at me! 1366 01:46:50,541 --> 01:46:52,457 No, no, I'm laughing at myself. 1367 01:46:53,208 --> 01:46:55,415 It's incredible. 1368 01:46:55,625 --> 01:46:57,707 The destruction, hunger, violence... 1369 01:46:57,916 --> 01:47:00,624 All that for a photo in the papers. 1370 01:47:01,500 --> 01:47:03,499 You ignorant son of a bitch! 1371 01:47:04,708 --> 01:47:05,999 I hate your attitude. 1372 01:47:06,666 --> 01:47:10,707 You latin snob! Know-it-all! 1373 01:47:10,916 --> 01:47:11,957 All of you! 1374 01:47:12,166 --> 01:47:15,165 Pervert! Pig! Filth! 1375 01:47:15,750 --> 01:47:17,165 Brilliantine in your hair... 1376 01:47:17,416 --> 01:47:18,707 ...like a gigolo! 1377 01:47:19,125 --> 01:47:20,540 Hoodlum! 1378 01:47:23,916 --> 01:47:25,790 And you're laughing at me? 1379 01:47:26,875 --> 01:47:27,874 So listen... 1380 01:47:28,083 --> 01:47:32,124 You can stick your flag right between your legs, in your ass! 1381 01:47:51,879 --> 01:47:53,892 Get out, get out! 1382 01:48:05,916 --> 01:48:07,790 One catastrophe after another. 1383 01:48:08,333 --> 01:48:09,999 What a disgrace... 1384 01:48:21,458 --> 01:48:22,624 Get out! 1385 01:48:25,041 --> 01:48:26,582 Get out there! 1386 01:48:37,833 --> 01:48:40,999 Listen, if you take me to the airport, I'll pay. 1387 01:48:43,010 --> 01:48:45,859 Stop! Stop! 1388 01:48:46,500 --> 01:48:49,790 - I'll give you $50 to take me to the airport. - Get in. 1389 01:49:11,208 --> 01:49:12,207 Good heavens! 1390 01:49:16,416 --> 01:49:17,874 What's happening? 1391 01:49:27,083 --> 01:49:28,582 This is Vesuvius. 1392 01:49:29,250 --> 01:49:31,290 This is dangerous, you have to go. 1393 01:49:31,500 --> 01:49:33,790 Where to? This is my home! 1394 01:49:34,083 --> 01:49:36,249 No, it is dangerous! You have to leave! 1395 01:49:37,916 --> 01:49:39,165 Jimmy! Come back! 1396 01:50:14,333 --> 01:50:15,874 Do you hear me, Colonel? 1397 01:50:16,375 --> 01:50:20,624 All men of the Fifth Army must leave. 1398 01:50:20,833 --> 01:50:23,374 Shaved and in full uniform. 1399 01:50:23,583 --> 01:50:25,082 Helping the civilians... 1400 01:50:25,291 --> 01:50:27,832 Avoiding panic, putting out fires... 1401 01:50:28,375 --> 01:50:30,749 I want them to swallow lava, if need be. 1402 01:50:30,958 --> 01:50:32,624 And I want it all documented! Did you hear me? 1403 01:50:32,833 --> 01:50:34,790 Films, photos, radio, the whole operation! 1404 01:50:35,875 --> 01:50:37,124 You may leave! 1405 01:50:42,916 --> 01:50:45,165 This damn thing there, Vesuvius 1406 01:50:45,375 --> 01:50:47,082 They said it hadn't had an eruption in 50 years. 1407 01:50:47,416 --> 01:50:48,832 This is a historic day. 1408 01:50:49,041 --> 01:50:49,832 Right, Bob... 1409 01:50:50,041 --> 01:50:53,290 Here, in San Sebastiano... At the foot of the volcano. 1410 01:51:10,707 --> 01:51:13,692 All vehicles on duty now! 1411 01:51:14,666 --> 01:51:16,040 What are the orders? 1412 01:51:16,250 --> 01:51:19,124 All land and air crews at work in civilian rescue! 1413 01:51:56,625 --> 01:51:57,957 Aren't you afraid? 1414 01:51:58,166 --> 01:51:59,915 Fear? 1415 01:52:00,291 --> 01:52:04,249 The only thing that makes me afraid, is human stupidity. 1416 01:52:04,458 --> 01:52:07,582 Yes, because, unlike everything in the world... 1417 01:52:07,791 --> 01:52:09,124 ...is endless. 1418 01:52:09,333 --> 01:52:10,999 How men can be idiots. 1419 01:52:11,791 --> 01:52:14,749 Is this the end of the world? What is happening? 1420 01:52:14,958 --> 01:52:16,749 Do not worry, it's nothing. 1421 01:52:17,271 --> 01:52:18,593 Oh my God! It's horrible! 1422 01:52:18,593 --> 01:52:21,582 It's hell breaking loose! 1423 01:52:22,375 --> 01:52:23,790 - I'll close that door. - Close it! 1424 01:52:26,625 --> 01:52:28,665 Vesuvius is an idiot. 1425 01:52:28,875 --> 01:52:30,457 Not Vesuvius. 1426 01:52:30,666 --> 01:52:32,124 You're the idiot for saying that. 1427 01:52:32,333 --> 01:52:34,374 - Turn on the light. - Yeah, better. 1428 01:52:34,583 --> 01:52:35,957 Don't blaspheme. 1429 01:52:36,166 --> 01:52:38,665 Vesuvius is God. 1430 01:52:39,166 --> 01:52:39,957 Do not forget.! 1431 01:52:40,166 --> 01:52:44,290 And God wanted that we, despite it all, ate a plate of spaghetti. 1432 01:53:23,958 --> 01:53:25,582 - Come with me... - Yes. 1433 01:53:35,958 --> 01:53:37,249 Stop, stop here. 1434 01:53:47,166 --> 01:53:48,457 Hey, have you seen Mrs. Wyatt? 1435 01:53:48,666 --> 01:53:50,665 They're all in rescue duty! 1436 01:54:24,375 --> 01:54:26,207 Hey, handsome! 1437 01:54:29,625 --> 01:54:31,040 Come here. 1438 01:54:31,250 --> 01:54:34,374 Come on, I expected one like you. 1439 01:54:45,250 --> 01:54:47,082 Come, let's make love. 1440 01:56:17,208 --> 01:56:19,415 Flight #3, Flight #3... 1441 01:56:20,125 --> 01:56:22,290 I'm having trouble. I'll land. 1442 01:57:23,583 --> 01:57:25,290 Come on, move your ass! 1443 01:57:25,500 --> 01:57:27,790 Get in the truck, quick! 1444 01:57:28,000 --> 01:57:30,374 Easy, easy, there's space for everybody! 1445 01:57:32,166 --> 01:57:33,207 Calm down! 1446 01:57:33,416 --> 01:57:36,499 Women and children first! 1447 01:57:36,791 --> 01:57:38,249 More trucks will arrive. 1448 01:57:40,041 --> 01:57:42,874 To the left, left! 1449 01:57:43,083 --> 01:57:44,457 They're not animals! 1450 01:57:44,666 --> 01:57:45,999 You are American? 1451 01:57:46,208 --> 01:57:49,124 - Do your job, Sergeant. - You better get in. 1452 01:57:49,333 --> 01:57:50,749 I'll wait for the next. 1453 01:57:50,958 --> 01:57:53,707 There are no more trucks, coming back anytime soon. 1454 01:57:53,916 --> 01:57:55,874 This is not what you told them! 1455 01:57:56,083 --> 01:57:57,957 Do as you wish. 1456 01:57:58,250 --> 01:57:59,165 We're leaving! 1457 01:58:14,416 --> 01:58:16,165 Hey, stop! Stop! 1458 01:58:16,791 --> 01:58:18,790 Stop, a country girl! 1459 01:58:19,000 --> 01:58:21,290 - Hello, gorgeous, wanna ride with us? 1460 01:58:22,958 --> 01:58:25,207 - A blonde! - Lets have a look! 1461 01:58:25,916 --> 01:58:27,540 This is a real blonde? 1462 01:58:27,750 --> 01:58:29,749 Are you blonde all over? 1463 01:58:30,083 --> 01:58:30,915 Not bad! 1464 01:58:31,125 --> 01:58:32,249 Not bad at all. 1465 01:58:32,458 --> 01:58:33,290 Cigarette? 1466 01:58:33,500 --> 01:58:35,207 This is a real blonde! 1467 01:58:35,416 --> 01:58:36,832 Chocolate, cigarettes? 1468 01:58:37,041 --> 01:58:38,624 Ask her if she wants some candy to suck on. 1469 01:58:38,833 --> 01:58:40,915 How about 8 inches of sugar cane? 1470 01:58:42,541 --> 01:58:45,415 I'll take care of that. What's your name? 1471 01:58:48,416 --> 01:58:51,832 Why don't you speak? Lost your tongue. 1472 01:58:52,041 --> 01:58:53,790 Hey, Bob! 1473 01:58:55,958 --> 01:58:57,624 Wait, stop! 1474 01:58:58,791 --> 01:59:01,749 - Calm down! - Bitch, you asked for it... 1475 01:59:04,791 --> 01:59:05,749 She is mine! 1476 01:59:06,583 --> 01:59:08,374 Respect the hierarchy! 1477 01:59:08,583 --> 01:59:10,082 I am the commander. 1478 01:59:40,500 --> 01:59:42,957 It's over! 1479 01:59:44,026 --> 01:59:45,208 It's over! 1480 01:59:45,208 --> 01:59:48,682 It's over! It's over! 1481 01:59:50,286 --> 01:59:51,538 It's over! 1482 01:59:51,538 --> 01:59:52,997 It's over! 1483 02:00:46,804 --> 02:00:49,969 - Jimmy! - Goldberg! 1484 02:00:50,833 --> 02:00:52,874 - I was worried about you. - I couldn't find you! 1485 02:00:53,083 --> 02:00:55,540 I missed the jeep, so... 1486 02:00:56,333 --> 02:00:57,582 ...I got laid! 1487 02:00:57,791 --> 02:00:59,332 It was fantastic, Jimmy... 1488 02:00:59,541 --> 02:01:02,249 This is Zelmira, a goddess! 1489 02:01:03,125 --> 02:01:04,374 And this this... 1490 02:01:04,916 --> 02:01:06,599 ...Maria Concetta. 1491 02:01:07,583 --> 02:01:08,999 Do you remember? 1492 02:01:51,083 --> 02:01:52,540 Bring the gurney here. 1493 02:01:58,500 --> 02:02:01,707 She needs a transfusion. Take her to the ambulance right away. 1494 02:02:16,750 --> 02:02:18,040 Doctor, come here, please. 1495 02:02:18,250 --> 02:02:20,540 She's hurt. Do something for her. 1496 02:02:20,750 --> 02:02:24,124 I've already examined her. She's just lightly hurt. 1497 02:02:24,333 --> 02:02:26,374 She's in shock. Excuse me. 1498 02:02:28,563 --> 02:02:29,816 Deborah. 1499 02:02:39,500 --> 02:02:40,915 Can you walk? 1500 02:03:09,333 --> 02:03:11,290 I want out of here. 1501 02:03:11,875 --> 02:03:12,957 I know. 1502 02:03:13,166 --> 02:03:14,999 I want to go home. 1503 02:03:16,291 --> 02:03:17,665 I understand. 1504 02:03:18,416 --> 02:03:20,207 Are we even now? 1505 02:03:22,708 --> 02:03:24,374 Yes, absolutely. 1506 02:03:36,750 --> 02:03:39,540 I don't want this here. Take it to the road. 1507 02:03:40,333 --> 02:03:43,249 1st Platoon, up! Everybody in the truck! 1508 02:03:45,458 --> 02:03:47,749 Hey you, what are you doing? The picnic is over! 1509 02:03:48,291 --> 02:03:49,290 Raise your ass. 1510 02:03:50,125 --> 02:03:52,249 Hurry! Are you asleep? 1511 02:03:54,125 --> 02:03:57,082 Move, you are the 5th Army! 1512 02:03:57,291 --> 02:03:58,332 Move! 1513 02:03:59,083 --> 02:04:01,165 Stand up guys, we're going! 1514 02:04:05,583 --> 02:04:08,499 Come, this is a page of history. America is watching. 1515 02:04:08,708 --> 02:04:11,290 You can tell it to your grandchildren. 1516 02:04:11,916 --> 02:04:13,749 Come on, you guys also. 1517 02:04:15,833 --> 02:04:17,540 Get up! 1518 02:04:18,125 --> 02:04:20,540 Stand up! 1519 02:04:21,416 --> 02:04:23,499 Let's go, it's just a short trip to Rome. 1520 02:04:26,974 --> 02:04:28,512 Sergeant, get your squad. 1521 02:04:39,125 --> 02:04:40,832 - Captain! - General. 1522 02:04:41,041 --> 02:04:43,165 Captain, it seems we've made it without the queen of the skies. 1523 02:04:43,375 --> 02:04:45,957 - What happened? - She went back to the USA. 1524 02:04:46,166 --> 02:04:48,624 Malaparte, you're a genius. 1525 02:04:49,750 --> 02:04:51,540 - Is this my transport, Colonel? - Yes. 1526 02:04:55,901 --> 02:04:58,336 Cap. Malaparte, there's your jeep. 1527 02:04:58,336 --> 02:05:00,458 You too, Cap. Wren. 1528 02:05:00,458 --> 02:05:03,411 And you, General, there's your jeep. 1529 02:05:08,583 --> 02:05:10,415 Well, Sir, that's it. 1530 02:05:10,625 --> 02:05:12,249 Good job, Colonel. 1531 02:05:12,583 --> 02:05:15,415 General, I'd like to shake your hand. 1532 02:05:18,333 --> 02:05:19,540 Sic iter ad astra . 1533 02:05:19,916 --> 02:05:22,332 - What? - "That's the way to the stars". 1534 02:05:22,541 --> 02:05:24,207 Well, let's go. Tempus fugit! 1535 02:05:25,791 --> 02:05:26,790 Forward! 1536 02:05:57,625 --> 02:05:59,582 This is history in the making. 1537 02:06:00,958 --> 02:06:02,249 This is Rome, right? 1538 02:06:02,458 --> 02:06:03,999 Yes, Rome. 1539 02:06:04,666 --> 02:06:06,915 I thought it was a city. 1540 02:06:09,166 --> 02:06:12,499 Father... some of these ruins are well over 2000 years old? 1541 02:06:12,708 --> 02:06:15,540 Yes, but in Philly we have the Liberty Bell. 1542 02:06:18,250 --> 02:06:21,249 Malaparte, tomorrow I'll see the Pope. 1543 02:06:21,458 --> 02:06:24,207 Tell me, what's his favorite sport? 1544 02:06:24,833 --> 02:06:25,832 I do not know. 1545 02:06:26,041 --> 02:06:27,957 But maybe he plays baseball. 1546 02:06:31,083 --> 02:06:32,499 Very funny! 1547 02:06:35,791 --> 02:06:38,374 Cameras, move forward! 1548 02:06:48,166 --> 02:06:51,207 You know, there's something sad about victory. 1549 02:06:52,833 --> 02:06:53,749 Each goes his own way... 1550 02:06:53,958 --> 02:06:57,249 ...and nobody knows when we'll meet again. 1551 02:06:58,125 --> 02:07:00,457 Sometimes, when they do know, they hide. 1552 02:07:01,458 --> 02:07:02,790 Not us, I hope. 1553 02:07:03,750 --> 02:07:06,040 Let's set a date to meet... 1554 02:07:06,250 --> 02:07:07,332 ...after the war in Capri. 1555 02:07:07,541 --> 02:07:09,040 I love Capri. 1556 02:07:10,000 --> 02:07:12,457 You know, it's all set between Maria Concetta and I. 1557 02:07:12,875 --> 02:07:14,665 She goes to Cleveland with me. 1558 02:07:14,916 --> 02:07:16,665 But first we go to Capri. 1559 02:07:19,250 --> 02:07:20,999 You don't believe me, do you? 1560 02:07:21,208 --> 02:07:23,249 - I believe you, Jimmy. - No, you don't believe me. 1561 02:07:24,125 --> 02:07:26,624 You'll see, I will marry her. 1562 02:07:26,833 --> 02:07:28,207 I'm serious. 1563 02:07:30,431 --> 02:07:32,482 - Malaparte! 1564 02:07:35,041 --> 02:07:37,957 - What are those monuments over there? - Tombs. 1565 02:07:38,500 --> 02:07:40,707 Tombs of ancient Rome nobility. 1566 02:07:40,916 --> 02:07:42,040 Whose? 1567 02:07:43,125 --> 02:07:44,874 General Sulla. 1568 02:07:45,500 --> 02:07:48,499 Cicero. And there, Julius Caesar. 1569 02:07:48,708 --> 02:07:50,040 Ah, Julius Caesar. 1570 02:07:51,750 --> 02:07:53,207 And this one? 1571 02:07:53,416 --> 02:07:56,915 General, that's the prostitutes HQ... 1572 02:07:57,250 --> 02:07:59,249 Bob, don't tell that to the press. 1573 02:08:10,250 --> 02:08:11,707 Idiot Germans! 1574 02:08:11,916 --> 02:08:13,165 Son of a bitch! 1575 02:08:13,375 --> 02:08:16,707 - Hey, Malaparte, what is going on? - She thinks we're Germans. 1576 02:08:17,375 --> 02:08:19,290 Tell her we're Americans. 1577 02:08:19,750 --> 02:08:23,665 - Americani! Americani! - Anita, Americans! 1578 02:08:44,375 --> 02:08:46,415 Hey, easy, lady. 1579 02:08:46,791 --> 02:08:48,707 What about this sign? 1580 02:08:48,916 --> 02:08:52,624 Bob, that Rome sign, I'd like to keep it for my collection. 1581 02:08:54,000 --> 02:08:55,874 Horray for the Americans! 1582 02:08:58,541 --> 02:09:00,290 Marco, look! It's the Americans. 1583 02:09:00,500 --> 02:09:02,290 Look, they shoot us! 1584 02:09:15,875 --> 02:09:18,915 Marco, the Americans. Our liberators! 1585 02:09:20,666 --> 02:09:22,540 They throw us chocolate! 1586 02:09:43,416 --> 02:09:45,332 Take the civilians away! 1587 02:09:45,541 --> 02:09:46,707 Take them away! 1588 02:09:46,916 --> 02:09:48,290 No civilians, no civilians! 1589 02:09:51,666 --> 02:09:52,457 Move back! 1590 02:10:02,041 --> 02:10:03,332 Stop! 1591 02:10:04,166 --> 02:10:06,374 Stop, stop! Don't shoot! 1592 02:10:06,583 --> 02:10:08,082 5th Army Cameras! 1593 02:10:08,875 --> 02:10:10,749 Turn that... thing. 1594 02:10:10,958 --> 02:10:12,332 This. 1595 02:10:18,291 --> 02:10:20,665 General, there was a small accident but we'll go on. 1596 02:10:20,875 --> 02:10:22,457 Continue. 1597 02:10:38,416 --> 02:10:39,790 We better go now. 1598 02:10:42,916 --> 02:10:47,165 I'm sorry about that. 1599 02:10:48,958 --> 02:10:50,624 I'm sorry, we better leave. 1600 02:10:51,416 --> 02:10:53,290 The ambulance is on its way. 1601 02:10:54,625 --> 02:10:55,999 You can go, Jimmy. 1602 02:10:56,208 --> 02:10:57,790 You are the winners. 1603 02:11:23,916 --> 02:11:27,040 Thanks to the Authority of Vesuvian Villas in Naples... 1604 02:11:27,250 --> 02:11:30,415 ...for their invaluable help. 1605 02:11:34,166 --> 02:11:36,332 Also thank you to residents of Naples... 1606 02:11:36,541 --> 02:11:38,707 ...for their collaboration in this work... 1607 02:11:38,958 --> 02:11:41,374 ...made in respect and solidarity... 1608 02:11:41,583 --> 02:11:44,457 ...with city so rich in history and culture. 114663