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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:04,937 We come to you now with revelations 2 00:00:05,070 --> 00:00:06,572 about last week's attack in London. 3 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:09,040 An anonymous source provided this video. 4 00:00:09,174 --> 00:00:11,744 It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, 5 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,613 moments before his death. 6 00:00:13,746 --> 00:00:15,948 You may find this video disturbing. 7 00:00:16,081 --> 00:00:18,183 I managed to send the Elemental back, 8 00:00:18,316 --> 00:00:20,452 but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge. 9 00:00:20,586 --> 00:00:22,120 Spider-Man attacked me. 10 00:00:22,254 --> 00:00:24,489 He has an army of drones, Stark technology. 11 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:28,093 He's saying he's gonna be the new Iron Man. No one else. 12 00:00:28,226 --> 00:00:30,428 Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? 13 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:32,397 There will be significant casualties. 14 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,399 Do it. Execute them all. 15 00:00:38,704 --> 00:00:41,774 This shocking video was released earlier today 16 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:44,810 on the controversial news website TheDailyBugle.net. 17 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:46,812 There you have it, folks. Conclusive proof 18 00:00:46,946 --> 00:00:48,948 that Spider-Man was responsible 19 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,216 for the brutal murder of Mysterio, 20 00:00:51,349 --> 00:00:52,785 an interdimensional warrior 21 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:54,687 who gave his life to protect our planet 22 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:57,188 and who will, no doubt, go down in history 23 00:00:57,322 --> 00:01:00,993 as the greatest superhero of all time. 24 00:01:01,126 --> 00:01:02,494 But that's not all, folks. 25 00:01:02,628 --> 00:01:04,162 Here's the real blockbuster. 26 00:01:04,296 --> 00:01:06,298 Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit down. 27 00:01:06,431 --> 00:01:09,635 Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is... 28 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:13,539 Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker. 29 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,141 What the f...? 30 00:01:16,274 --> 00:01:18,711 That's right, folks. Peter Parker. 31 00:01:18,844 --> 00:01:21,581 A 17-year-old high school delinquent... 32 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:24,382 - She knows him. - Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend? 33 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:25,383 is, in fact... 34 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:27,085 Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend? 35 00:01:27,218 --> 00:01:29,154 the vile vigilante villain Spider-Man. 36 00:01:29,287 --> 00:01:31,289 - Yo, it's him. - Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 37 00:01:31,423 --> 00:01:33,458 - Please don't touch her, sir. - You're just a kid? 38 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,160 - You murdered Mysterio? - Um... 39 00:01:35,293 --> 00:01:36,662 - You helped him? - No, I didn't... 40 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,831 Come on, kid, let me see your face. 41 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,298 He hit me. Spider-Man hit me! 42 00:01:40,432 --> 00:01:41,968 - Come on. - He hit me. 43 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,970 All this time, people looked up to this boy 44 00:01:44,102 --> 00:01:45,805 and called him a hero. 45 00:01:45,938 --> 00:01:49,240 I'll tell you what I call him, public enemy number one! 46 00:01:49,374 --> 00:01:52,078 I told you I never wanted to do this ever again! 47 00:01:52,210 --> 00:01:54,013 MJ, I'm so sorry, but I can't see anything 48 00:01:54,145 --> 00:01:55,213 with your hand in my... 49 00:01:55,347 --> 00:01:56,616 Sorry. Where are we gonna go? 50 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:58,517 - I don't know. Your house? - No! No! 51 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:00,118 My dad will kill you. 52 00:02:00,251 --> 00:02:02,021 What? You said your dad really liked me. 53 00:02:02,153 --> 00:02:03,923 Yeah, well, not anymore. 54 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:08,694 Dude! 55 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:09,828 Dude! 56 00:02:09,895 --> 00:02:11,030 Dude! 57 00:02:11,162 --> 00:02:12,162 Dude! 58 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:14,900 I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 59 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:16,334 No, not really. Uh... 60 00:02:16,468 --> 00:02:17,903 Yo, Peter! 61 00:02:25,544 --> 00:02:27,145 We should go. We should go. Come on. 62 00:02:27,278 --> 00:02:29,715 - You said you don't want to swing. - Swing me. 63 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:31,449 Okay. We can take the subway. 64 00:02:35,087 --> 00:02:36,122 No. 65 00:02:42,094 --> 00:02:43,129 Look out! 66 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:53,139 That was so much worse. 67 00:02:53,271 --> 00:02:54,339 Okay. It's okay. 68 00:02:54,472 --> 00:02:57,409 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 69 00:02:57,543 --> 00:03:00,478 Come on, come on, come on. Okay, I'm so sorry. 70 00:03:10,221 --> 00:03:13,059 Okay. Okay. 71 00:03:13,191 --> 00:03:14,225 I'm sorry. 72 00:03:16,261 --> 00:03:18,964 I just feel so dumb. I didn't realize you were miserable. 73 00:03:19,098 --> 00:03:20,766 No, it was really fun, right? 74 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,434 That's why they call it a fling. 75 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:24,003 - And we flung. - It was fun. 76 00:03:24,136 --> 00:03:25,504 I could've been more fun. 77 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:27,082 - I can be fun. - We'll hang out again. 78 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:29,141 Like, when do you think? 79 00:03:31,644 --> 00:03:32,778 I should see what that is. 80 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:34,780 - No, no, no. - It's what I do. 81 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:36,916 - He's always coming and going. - Peter? 82 00:03:37,049 --> 00:03:39,484 Oh, no. 83 00:03:39,618 --> 00:03:41,987 - I don't know what to do. - Peter. Peter. 84 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:44,090 - Oh, I... - I didn't see anything. 85 00:03:44,222 --> 00:03:45,457 This isn't what it looks like. 86 00:03:45,591 --> 00:03:47,258 - No, no, May. - Practice safe... 87 00:03:47,392 --> 00:03:50,096 Oh, hey. You must be MJ! 88 00:03:50,228 --> 00:03:52,698 - Yeah. Nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you. 89 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:54,667 Wait, have you been crying? 90 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:55,901 We broke up. 91 00:03:57,536 --> 00:03:59,304 - Hey, Spider-Man! - Oh. Oh, uh... 92 00:04:00,539 --> 00:04:02,174 Thank you. I didn't know you broke up. 93 00:04:02,307 --> 00:04:03,576 I thought you were in love, May. 94 00:04:03,709 --> 00:04:05,211 Can we talk about this in the kitchen? 95 00:04:05,343 --> 00:04:06,846 I should probably leave. 96 00:04:06,979 --> 00:04:08,881 I thought you guys were such a handsome couple. 97 00:04:09,014 --> 00:04:11,050 It's really about boundaries. 98 00:04:11,183 --> 00:04:13,451 - Let me answer the door. - Let's go here. 99 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,066 - Is that the door? - Hey. Is it true? 100 00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:17,056 - I was gonna go, but... - Not now. 101 00:04:17,189 --> 00:04:20,126 I didn't know you were so awkward about sex, Peter. 102 00:04:20,258 --> 00:04:22,194 This has nothing to do with sex. 103 00:04:22,327 --> 00:04:25,664 If you wanna go over it again. I mean... What's that sound? 104 00:04:26,999 --> 00:04:29,400 - Hey, Spider-Man! - Oh, my God. 105 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:32,437 I mean, I'm happy to rehash it if you want to. 106 00:04:32,571 --> 00:04:35,174 You take care of your side, I'll take care of mine. 107 00:04:37,643 --> 00:04:39,044 What is up with this phone? 108 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:41,046 Will you get off your phones for five minutes? 109 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,414 I just wanna talk to you about your relationship, okay? 110 00:04:43,549 --> 00:04:44,549 Peter? 111 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,620 What? 112 00:04:50,288 --> 00:04:52,591 - Is that...? - Is that here? 113 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:54,126 Um... 114 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:09,175 - Yo, Peter Parker! - Yo, Peter! 115 00:05:09,307 --> 00:05:11,210 Maybe it's not such a big deal. 116 00:05:11,342 --> 00:05:13,512 Spider-Menace! 117 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,681 Governments around the world launch investigations 118 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,083 into the murderer known as Spider-Man, 119 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:19,852 aka Peter Parker, 120 00:05:19,985 --> 00:05:22,788 aka the web-headed war criminal 121 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:25,157 who, for years, has been terrorizing 122 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:27,259 the decent citizens of New York. 123 00:05:27,392 --> 00:05:29,261 Well, now this city and the world 124 00:05:29,394 --> 00:05:31,130 see him for what he truly is. 125 00:05:31,263 --> 00:05:33,165 Murderer! Mysterio forever! 126 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:34,900 New details from last week's 127 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:37,335 devastating attack in London have emerged. 128 00:05:37,468 --> 00:05:40,306 For more, we go now to Joint Intelligence headquarters. 129 00:05:40,438 --> 00:05:42,942 Authorities just a short while ago confirmed 130 00:05:43,075 --> 00:05:45,277 that the deadly drones used in the London attack 131 00:05:45,410 --> 00:05:47,646 were designed by Stark Industries. 132 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:49,782 Federal agents! Open up! 133 00:05:49,915 --> 00:05:52,284 Federal agents? You stay here. 134 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:53,819 Department of Damage Control. 135 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:55,864 We have a warrant for the arrest of Peter Parker. 136 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:57,448 - You know the Fourth Amendment? - Sure. 137 00:05:57,556 --> 00:05:58,991 Unreasonable search and seizure? 138 00:05:59,124 --> 00:06:01,627 Get in here, guys. Let's go. 139 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,863 I didn't kill Quentin Beck. The drones did, okay? 140 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:05,798 - The drones that are yours. - No. 141 00:06:05,931 --> 00:06:08,167 Well, look. Nick Fury was there the entire time. 142 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:10,102 Ask him. He can explain everything. 143 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:12,972 Nick Fury has been off-planet for the last year. 144 00:06:13,105 --> 00:06:15,307 - What? - Peter! Hey. 145 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,977 MJ! They have nothing to do with this, sir. 146 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:20,646 Don't say anything without a lawyer. 147 00:06:20,779 --> 00:06:22,480 I want a lawyer. 148 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:25,450 - Ms. Jones-Watson. - Jones. I don't go by Watson. 149 00:06:25,584 --> 00:06:27,853 Ms. Jones, why do you want a lawyer if...? 150 00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:29,188 If I have nothing to hide? 151 00:06:29,321 --> 00:06:30,689 Exactly. Unless... 152 00:06:30,823 --> 00:06:32,625 - I'm actually guilty of something? - Mm-hm. 153 00:06:32,758 --> 00:06:35,294 I'm very aware of your tactics and my rights. 154 00:06:35,426 --> 00:06:37,229 Just answer my questions. 155 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:39,031 I've seen your file. 156 00:06:39,164 --> 00:06:40,366 You're a smart young woman 157 00:06:40,499 --> 00:06:42,534 with a bright future ahead of her. 158 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:44,169 Why would you risk it all 159 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:47,438 by getting involved with a vigilante like Peter Parker? 160 00:06:48,439 --> 00:06:50,542 So sorry to keep you waiting. 161 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:52,196 - Can we get Ned a snack? - Absolutely. 162 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:53,646 - He's been waiting. - I got you. 163 00:06:53,779 --> 00:06:55,848 Dude, I'm so sorry about that. 164 00:06:55,981 --> 00:06:58,050 I'm not supposed to say anything to you. 165 00:06:58,183 --> 00:07:00,185 Not even a thing. I just have one question. 166 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:02,588 When MJ told you Peter was Spider-Man... 167 00:07:02,721 --> 00:07:04,422 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Heh. - What's up? 168 00:07:04,556 --> 00:07:05,925 I-I knew way before MJ did. 169 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:07,502 I was Spider-Man's "guy in the chair." 170 00:07:07,526 --> 00:07:08,727 I know about those. 171 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:10,529 Dude, half my guys are guys in the chair. 172 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:11,931 Exactly. You would know. 173 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:14,300 I literally helped him find the Vulture. 174 00:07:14,432 --> 00:07:16,702 - I didn't know that. - I helped him hack a suit once 175 00:07:16,835 --> 00:07:18,237 and helped him get to space. 176 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:20,739 So in Spider-Man's illegal vigilantism, 177 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:22,875 you were his main accomplice. 178 00:07:25,811 --> 00:07:28,514 I would like to have my words stricken from the record. 179 00:07:28,647 --> 00:07:32,151 With all due respect, and I mean that very insincerely, 180 00:07:32,284 --> 00:07:35,287 unless you have some real specific charges to throw at us, 181 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:38,057 legally, you can't hold us here. 182 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:40,526 - You should definitely lawyer up. - Excuse me? 183 00:07:40,659 --> 00:07:42,728 Child endangerment's a nasty rap. 184 00:07:42,861 --> 00:07:44,596 A boy was entrusted to you, 185 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:47,066 and as his legal guardian, essentially his mother, 186 00:07:47,199 --> 00:07:49,335 you not only allowed him to endanger himself, 187 00:07:49,467 --> 00:07:51,103 but you actually encouraged it. 188 00:07:51,236 --> 00:07:52,871 Who does that? 189 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:54,940 I wanna see Peter right now. 190 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:57,776 Stark Industries was caught in the web 191 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:00,446 of the Spider-Man-Mysterio controversy today, 192 00:08:00,579 --> 00:08:03,048 when federal agents opened an investigation 193 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,884 into missing Stark technology. 194 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:08,454 Agents wanna know exactly what was taken... 195 00:08:08,587 --> 00:08:10,255 At least they used a good picture. 196 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:12,157 What is happening? 197 00:08:14,059 --> 00:08:16,862 That's great. Thank you. 198 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,564 Well, I have some good news, Peter. 199 00:08:18,697 --> 00:08:20,065 I don't believe any of the charges 200 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,119 - against you are gonna stick. - Wait, seriously? 201 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:23,702 - I knew it. - Nice. 202 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,371 My God, Mr. Murdock, thank you. 203 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:27,139 - Thank you, Matt. - That's amazing. 204 00:08:27,272 --> 00:08:28,352 - You're welcome. - Perfect. 205 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,476 - However, Mr. Hogan. - Yes? 206 00:08:30,609 --> 00:08:33,779 The feds are investigating that missing technology. 207 00:08:33,912 --> 00:08:36,181 I understand your loyalty to Mr. Stark and his legacy, 208 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:37,649 but if you were involved... 209 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:39,518 - If I was? - I advise securing a lawyer. 210 00:08:39,651 --> 00:08:42,488 I need a lawyer because I'm...? I thought he was... 211 00:08:42,621 --> 00:08:43,922 You said there's no charge. 212 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:45,858 I could say under advisement of counsel, 213 00:08:45,991 --> 00:08:48,027 I refuse to answer the question respectfully 214 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,129 because the answer can incriminate me... 215 00:08:50,262 --> 00:08:52,631 It's in Goodfellas. What's the thing they say in Goodfellas? 216 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:54,433 I know that's what you think. Calm down. 217 00:08:54,566 --> 00:08:55,968 Let's hear what he has to say. Matt? 218 00:08:56,101 --> 00:08:58,704 You're gonna need a really good lawyer. 219 00:08:58,837 --> 00:09:00,806 You may have dodged your legal troubles 220 00:09:00,939 --> 00:09:02,374 but things will get much worse. 221 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,843 There is still the court of public opinion. 222 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:09,481 Murderer! Mysterio forever! 223 00:09:11,917 --> 00:09:13,318 How did you just do that? 224 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:15,254 I'm a really good lawyer. 225 00:09:17,589 --> 00:09:19,691 We're gonna need a safer place to live. 226 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,104 Oh. Ah. 227 00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:34,006 How do we...? How do we...? 228 00:09:34,139 --> 00:09:36,041 Alarm system deactivated. 229 00:09:38,777 --> 00:09:41,580 It looks nice. And this is safe. 230 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:48,053 Welcome to the spiritual oasis. 231 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,588 You like Donkey Kong Jr.? 232 00:09:51,790 --> 00:09:53,926 Nicky from Jersey City, you're on the line. 233 00:09:54,059 --> 00:09:56,695 I'm not saying I don't want to honor the Avengers, 234 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:59,064 but, you know, not doing it this way. 235 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:00,732 Putting the Captain America shield 236 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:02,569 on the Statue of Liberty? 237 00:10:02,701 --> 00:10:04,403 Nah, that will look ridiculous. 238 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,506 Leave the Statue of Liberty alone. 239 00:10:06,638 --> 00:10:08,674 Oh, Happy. 240 00:10:08,807 --> 00:10:10,809 Did you send in your applications yet? 241 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,411 I just finished my MIT one. 242 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:13,812 - You? - Same. 243 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,215 Can you imagine if we both got in? And Ned? 244 00:10:16,348 --> 00:10:17,868 Yeah, but we'd have to get scholarships 245 00:10:17,983 --> 00:10:19,384 so we could actually go. 246 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,720 You got the scores and the grades. 247 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:23,255 You think I'm being too pragmatic. 248 00:10:23,388 --> 00:10:25,525 No, no, no. Well... 249 00:10:25,657 --> 00:10:26,892 Kind of. It's okay. 250 00:10:27,025 --> 00:10:28,625 It's one of my favorite things about you. 251 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:29,928 - Really? - Yeah. 252 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,897 What are your other favorite things? 253 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,732 I love your relentless optimism. 254 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,901 I am a glass-half-full kind of gal. 255 00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:37,903 I really like how you're a people person. 256 00:10:38,036 --> 00:10:40,305 I love people. I love them so much. 257 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:41,439 You like sports. 258 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,741 I think the Mets are gonna 259 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,376 - go all the way this year. - Really? 260 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:45,944 What's that noise? 261 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:48,714 Oh. It's Happy. Look. 262 00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:51,717 Gave his room to May so he's sleeping down here. 263 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:58,757 I have a weird question. Um... 264 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:01,561 Does any part of you feel relieved about all of this? 265 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:08,568 Ever since I got bit by that spider... 266 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:12,938 I've only had one week where my life has felt normal. 267 00:11:13,071 --> 00:11:15,307 Or kind of normal, I guess. 268 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,475 And... 269 00:11:17,776 --> 00:11:19,278 that was when you found out. 270 00:11:19,411 --> 00:11:22,047 Because then everyone that was in my life 271 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,982 that I wanted to know, knew. 272 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:25,117 And it was perfect. 273 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,620 But now everybody knows and... 274 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:32,592 I am the most famous person in the entire world. 275 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,294 And I'm still broke. 276 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:40,866 I'm... 277 00:11:40,999 --> 00:11:43,202 excited to see you tomorrow. 278 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:46,471 Yeah. Me too. 279 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,006 Wrap it up. 280 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:49,975 You both like each other. We get it. Hang up. 281 00:11:50,108 --> 00:11:52,512 There's no new ground being broken. I need my eight hours. 282 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,213 Have you been listening this whole time? 283 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,215 - Hi, Happy. - Not by choice. 284 00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,518 - MJ says hi. - Hello. 285 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,119 We're covering the first day of senior year 286 00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:03,355 for Midtown High's most famous student, 287 00:12:03,488 --> 00:12:04,823 Peter Parker. 288 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,559 Go get them, tiger. 289 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,727 Or should I say "spider"? 290 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:11,997 The crowd has continued to grow here all morning long 291 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:14,099 at the Midtown School of Science... 292 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,034 The crowd seems evenly divided 293 00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:18,136 between supporters of Spider-Man 294 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,438 and protestors. 295 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,342 MJ! MJ! MJ! We love you! 296 00:12:23,475 --> 00:12:25,844 MJ, are you gonna have his spider-babies? 297 00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:28,880 Back up. Back up. Back up! 298 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:31,216 MJ, you know he's a murderer, right? 299 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:32,884 Peter. Do a TikTok with me. 300 00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:36,154 - Mysterio forever! - Do a flip! 301 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:38,857 - Hey, let's see you and MJ kiss! - Back off. 302 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,192 Who are you? 303 00:12:40,325 --> 00:12:41,927 Ned Leeds. Spider-Man's best friend. 304 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,529 I'm Peter Parker's best friend. 305 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,531 You come at my boy, you come at Flash Thompson. 306 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,667 If you wanna read about our inspiring friendship, 307 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:49,835 you can in my new book, Flashpoint. 308 00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:52,605 One spider, two hearts, a million crazy-ass memories. 309 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,072 Check it out. 310 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,243 - Go. - No, I gotta wait... 311 00:12:58,377 --> 00:12:59,244 No. Go. 312 00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:00,879 I'll see you inside, okay? 313 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,449 Keep watching Midtown News all year 314 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,586 as we bring you up close and personal coverage 315 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,722 of Peter fighting his biggest battle yet, 316 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,524 college admissions. 317 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:20,767 Peter, we would love to welcome you back to Midtown High, 318 00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:22,735 where we shape heroes. 319 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:24,671 Yeah, uh-huh. Or murderers. 320 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:25,904 Stop it. 321 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,407 It's an honor to serve you, sir. 322 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,541 It's not. 323 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,909 Mysterio was right. 324 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,745 - Stop. That's all. - Mysterio was right. 325 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,515 Some of the students put this together for you. 326 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,283 - No, you did that. - I helped a little bit. 327 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,286 I tried to stop you so many times but you powered through. 328 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,255 - He did all of that. - Did a great job. 329 00:13:43,388 --> 00:13:45,324 I hope you have time to check it out. 330 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:48,126 Feel free to walk or swing through the hallway. 331 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,730 Or crawl on the ceiling to avoid everybody. 332 00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:52,964 - We all know you can do it. - I'm just gonna... 333 00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,166 I know what you did. 334 00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:55,544 Stop. You're embarrassing yourself. 335 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,069 He's a conspiracy theorist. 336 00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:13,151 Can we just stay up here all day? 337 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,722 - It is so crazy down there. - This one's good. 338 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,590 "Some suggest that Parker's powers 339 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,827 include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females, 340 00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:23,763 which he used to seduce Jones-Watson 341 00:14:23,895 --> 00:14:26,465 - into his cult of personality." - Oh, come on. Stop. Stop. 342 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,900 Yes, my Spider-Lord. 343 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,944 Finally some privacy. 344 00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:41,581 It is so crazy down there. 345 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,816 So I was thinking... 346 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:47,219 when we get into MIT, we should live together. 347 00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:49,955 - Yeah, for sure. - Yeah, I'd love that. 348 00:14:51,289 --> 00:14:53,024 - This is gonna be us. - Yes. 349 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,861 Minus the Frisbee and the smiling. 350 00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:56,796 MIT's obviously the dream, 351 00:14:56,928 --> 00:14:58,798 but if we match up our backup schools, 352 00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:01,066 then either way, we'll be in Boston. 353 00:15:01,199 --> 00:15:03,168 New school, new town. I can Spider-Man there. 354 00:15:03,301 --> 00:15:05,404 - They have crime in Boston, right? - Yes. 355 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,206 - Wicked crime. - It'll be like a fresh start. 356 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,677 What's up? 357 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,413 I don't know. I just feel like, if you don't... 358 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,381 If you expect disappointment, 359 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,718 then you can never really get disappointed. 360 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,285 Come on. 361 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,690 Be a fresh start. And we'll all be together. 362 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,460 Yeah. No, you're right. Fresh start. 363 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,629 Yeah. 364 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:33,866 Fresh start. 365 00:15:36,134 --> 00:15:37,469 First one's here! 366 00:15:41,973 --> 00:15:43,810 It's okay. It's a backup school. 367 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,144 Peter! 368 00:15:48,346 --> 00:15:49,381 No? 369 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,018 Last one. 370 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,755 MIT? 371 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,426 Uh... Okay. 372 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,372 Okay. 373 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,942 - Phew. - Ready? 374 00:16:16,074 --> 00:16:19,211 Jones. I told you to take down the Halloween decorations. 375 00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,947 Actually, that was Sasha so... 376 00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:22,882 Enough attitude. Just do it. 377 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:24,917 On it. 378 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,520 Feel like I'm gonna puke. 379 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,222 Don't, because he will just make me clean it. 380 00:16:30,355 --> 00:16:32,892 This is our only shot. It's here or nowhere. 381 00:16:33,024 --> 00:16:35,060 - Hey. Come on. - Okay. You guys ready? 382 00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:37,697 - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay, on three. 383 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,700 One, two, three. 384 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,424 No. 385 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,193 You? 386 00:17:08,326 --> 00:17:10,362 "In light of recent controversy, 387 00:17:10,495 --> 00:17:15,601 we are unable to consider your application at this time." 388 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,168 This is so not fair. 389 00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:19,939 I mean, this is so not fair. I didn't do anything wrong. 390 00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:22,107 You guys definitely didn't do anything wrong. 391 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,945 Expect disappointment and you will never get disappointed. 392 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,247 ♪ No sleep till ♪ 393 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:33,786 ♪ Boston ♪ 394 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,026 You guys didn't get in? 395 00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:42,828 Yeah, because we're actually friends with Spider-Man. 396 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,165 Uh, yeah. I better get going. 397 00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:50,302 There's a mixer for new admissions and... 398 00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:52,304 Sorry, guys. 399 00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,205 Jones, what are you doing? Get back to work. 400 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,841 Yeah, I'm coming. 401 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,009 Know what? 402 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,580 I wouldn't change a thing I did. 403 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,315 Me neither. 404 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,888 Although I do need to show this letter to my parents. 405 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,559 Um, hi. 406 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:24,730 Hi? 407 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,232 I'm, uh... 408 00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:29,401 The most famous person in the world. 409 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:30,569 I know. 410 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,371 Wong. Try not to slip. 411 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,206 We don't have liability insurance. 412 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,211 Is all this for a holiday party? 413 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:44,315 No. One of the rotunda gateways connects to Siberia. 414 00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:46,217 A blizzard blasted through. 415 00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:50,790 Because someone forgot to cast a monthly maintenance spell 416 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,290 to keep the seals tight. 417 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,259 That's right, he did, because he forgot 418 00:19:54,392 --> 00:19:56,662 - I now have higher duties. - Higher duties? 419 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,998 The Sorcerer Supreme has higher duties. Yes. 420 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,266 Wait, I thought you were the Sorcerer Supreme. 421 00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:02,968 No, he got it on a technicality 422 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,637 because I blipped for five years. 423 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,640 - Oh, well, congratulations. - If I'd been here, then... 424 00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:08,874 You'd burn the place down. 425 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,309 You two, no one said stop shoveling. 426 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:14,513 So, Peter, to what do I owe the pleasure? 427 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,650 Right. I'm really sorry to bother you, sir. 428 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,852 Please. We saved half the universe together. 429 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,854 Think we're beyond you calling me "sir." 430 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,522 Okay, uh, Stephen. 431 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,524 That feels weird, but I'll allow it. 432 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,762 When... 433 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,832 When Mysterio revealed my identity... 434 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,502 my entire life got screwed up and I was wondering... 435 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,504 I don't know if this would actually work, 436 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,006 but I was wondering if... 437 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,810 maybe you could go back in time and make it so he never did? 438 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,613 Peter... 439 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,216 we tampered with the stability of space-time 440 00:20:50,348 --> 00:20:51,884 to resurrect countless lives. 441 00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,319 You wanna do it again now because yours got messy? 442 00:20:54,452 --> 00:20:55,855 It's not about me. 443 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,389 I mean, this is really hurting a lot of people. 444 00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:01,026 My Aunt May, Happy, 445 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,661 my best friend, my girlfriend, 446 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,197 their futures are ruined just because they know me, 447 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:06,732 and they've done nothing wrong. 448 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,901 I am so sorry... 449 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,037 but even if I wanted to... 450 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,607 I don't have the Time Stone anymore. 451 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:17,910 That's right. 452 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,583 I'm really sorry if I wasted your time. 453 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,285 - No. You didn't. - Just forget about it. 454 00:21:27,418 --> 00:21:30,288 He will. He's very good at forgetting things. 455 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:34,693 Wong, you've actually generated a good idea. 456 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:35,827 What? 457 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,930 The Runes of Kof-Kol. 458 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,665 The Runes of Kof-Kol? 459 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,700 It's just a standard spell of forgetting. 460 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,869 Won't turn back time, but people will forget 461 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,104 you were ever Spider-Man. 462 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,106 - Seriously? - No, not seriously. 463 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,008 That spell travels the dark borders 464 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,776 between known and unknown reality. 465 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,178 It's too dangerous. 466 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,780 We've used it for a lot less. 467 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,016 Do you remember the full moon party at Kamar-Taj? 468 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,751 - No. - Exactly. 469 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,722 Come on, Wong. 470 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,059 Hasn't he been through enough? 471 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:16,334 Just leave me out of this. 472 00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:17,503 Fine. 473 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:19,772 Fine. 474 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:34,119 So, what is this place? 475 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,288 The Sanctum's built at the intersection 476 00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:38,057 of cosmic energy currents. 477 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,391 We weren't the first to seek them out. 478 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,896 Some of these walls are thousands of years old. 479 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:47,499 And they shot an episode of The Equalizer here in the '80s. 480 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:48,667 Well, I, um... 481 00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:53,138 really appreciate you doing this for me, sir. 482 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:54,340 Don't mention it. 483 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,409 And don't call me "sir." 484 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,279 Right. Sorry. 485 00:23:00,411 --> 00:23:01,680 You ready? 486 00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:03,782 I'm ready. 487 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,887 Nice knowing you, Spider-Man. 488 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,525 Wait, excuse me? 489 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,461 The entire world's about to forget 490 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:18,998 that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. 491 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,532 - Including me. - Everyone? 492 00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:23,335 Uh, can't some people still know? 493 00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:25,671 That's not how the spell works. 494 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:27,373 And it's very difficult and dangerous 495 00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:28,974 to change it mid-casting. 496 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,176 So my girlfriend's gonna forget everything? 497 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,745 Is she even gonna be my girlfriend? 498 00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:35,214 Was she your girlfriend because you were Spider-Man? 499 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:38,851 - I don't know. I really hope not. - All right, fine. 500 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,553 Everyone in the world's gonna forget you're Spider-Man 501 00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:43,289 except your girlfriend. 502 00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:45,190 Thank you so much. 503 00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:47,293 Oh, my God, Ned. Ned. 504 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,162 What is a Ned? 505 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:51,397 He's my best friend 506 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:53,732 so it's important to me that Ned knows. 507 00:23:57,468 --> 00:24:01,340 Okay, let's not change the parameters of this spell 508 00:24:01,472 --> 00:24:03,142 any more while I'm casting it. 509 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,678 Okay, I'm done. I swear I'm done. I'm done. 510 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:07,246 But my Aunt May should really know. 511 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,881 Peter, stop tampering with the spell. 512 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,383 When she found out, it was really messy. 513 00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:14,053 I don't think I could go through that again. 514 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,355 - So my Aunt May? - Yes. 515 00:24:16,487 --> 00:24:17,723 Thank you. Happy? 516 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:19,091 No, I'm annoyed. 517 00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:21,026 No, it's a nickname. Harold "Happy" Hogan. 518 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,295 He used to work with Tony Stark, but then he was... 519 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:25,698 Could you just stop talking? 520 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,907 Basically everyone that knew 521 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,543 I was Spider-Man before should still know! 522 00:24:58,063 --> 00:24:59,431 - Did it work? - No. 523 00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:02,368 You changed my spell six times. 524 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,069 - Five times. - You changed my spell. 525 00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:07,539 You don't do that. I told you. And that is why. 526 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:10,275 That spell was out of control. If I hadn't shut it down, 527 00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:12,678 something catastrophic could have happened. 528 00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:16,115 - Stephen, listen, I am so... - Call me "sir." 529 00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:19,251 Sorry, sir. 530 00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,187 After everything we've been through, 531 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:26,492 somehow I always forget you're just a kid. 532 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:29,661 Look, Parker, the problem is not Mysterio. 533 00:25:29,795 --> 00:25:31,997 It's you trying to live two different lives. 534 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:34,533 And the longer you do that, the more dangerous it becomes. 535 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,602 Believe me. I'm so sorry 536 00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:39,772 about you and your friends not getting into college, 537 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:42,908 but if they rejected you and you tried 538 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,443 to convince them to reconsider, 539 00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:46,779 there's nothing else you can do. 540 00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:51,817 When you say, "Convince them," 541 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:54,953 - you mean I could have called them? - Yeah. 542 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:56,255 I could do that? 543 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,591 You haven't called the...? 544 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,427 I got their letter. I assumed that was... 545 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,930 I'm sorry. Are you telling me 546 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,933 that you didn't even think to plead your case with them first 547 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:11,703 before you asked me to brainwash the entire world? 548 00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:16,408 Well, I mean, when you put it like that... 549 00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,684 Come on, pick up, pick up. 550 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,186 Dude, what? I'm busy. 551 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,488 - Flash, where's the MIT mixer? - Why? 552 00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:31,223 Because I need to talk to someone. 553 00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:33,201 I'm trying to get Ned and MJ a second chance at getting in. 554 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:34,561 What's in it for me? 555 00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:36,395 I'm risking a lot just talking to you. 556 00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:39,398 Okay, I will, um... 557 00:26:39,532 --> 00:26:42,000 pick you up and swing you to school for one week? 558 00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:43,335 For a month. 559 00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:45,204 - For a week. - Two weeks. 560 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:48,207 - Flash, please. Help me. - You know what I want. 561 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,643 Okay, I'll tell everyone you're my best friend. 562 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,679 - Flash, please help me. - Cool, cool, cool. 563 00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:55,347 There's the assistant vice chancellor. 564 00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:56,761 You can plead your case with her. 565 00:26:56,882 --> 00:26:58,551 - Perfect. Where is she? - She left. 566 00:26:58,684 --> 00:27:00,385 - To go where? - To the airport. 567 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,394 Stark network unavailable. 568 00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:12,030 Facial recognition unavailable. 569 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:16,401 Hi. 570 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:20,272 Yeah, I can see you. 571 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:31,450 Oh, my God. 572 00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:35,320 - That's Peter Parker. - Mom. 573 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:36,989 - Mom, look. - Mommy. 574 00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:38,757 No, it's Peter Parker. 575 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,801 Hey. 576 00:27:49,935 --> 00:27:51,270 Okay. 577 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:52,971 Whew. 578 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:04,750 - Yeah. - Hi. I'm Peter Parker. 579 00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:06,485 You do know you're in the street, right? 580 00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:08,720 Yeah, I'm sorry. I really needed to talk to you 581 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,623 and I know you're on your way to the airport. 582 00:28:10,756 --> 00:28:14,259 MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are the two smartest people I've met, 583 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:16,695 and I'm the dumbest person because I let them help me, 584 00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:18,697 but if I didn't, millions would've died, 585 00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:20,933 so please don't let MIT be dumb like me. 586 00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:22,100 MIT is dumb? 587 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:25,003 No, I'm saying don't let MIT be dumb. 588 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,439 I mean, like the dumber version of me 589 00:28:27,574 --> 00:28:29,708 that wouldn't have let them help. 590 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:32,878 You didn't rehearse that, did you, Peter? 591 00:28:34,647 --> 00:28:36,181 Basically, what I'm trying to... 592 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:45,625 Why are you running? 593 00:28:49,629 --> 00:28:51,163 Oh, my God. 594 00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:53,198 Ma'am, you should get out of the car. 595 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,535 Everybody get off the bridge! 596 00:28:57,436 --> 00:28:58,470 The door's locked. 597 00:28:58,605 --> 00:29:00,339 Door's... Hey! 598 00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:18,490 Hello, Peter. 599 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:21,426 Hi? Do we...? Do I know you? 600 00:29:21,561 --> 00:29:23,762 What have you done with my machine? 601 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:26,699 I don't know what you're talking about. What machine? 602 00:29:26,832 --> 00:29:29,736 The power of the sun in the palm of my hand. 603 00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:31,103 It's gone. 604 00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:33,272 Listen, sir, if you stop smashing cars, 605 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:36,008 we can work together and I can help you find your machine. 606 00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:37,710 You want to play games? 607 00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:41,446 Catch. 608 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,866 It's okay. You guys are good. You're safe. Get out. 609 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:04,537 You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you? 610 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:20,252 Should've killed your little girlfriend 611 00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:21,621 when I had the chance. 612 00:30:25,525 --> 00:30:26,892 What did you just say? 613 00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:29,261 Looks like we got competition. 614 00:30:49,114 --> 00:30:51,450 Peter! Help! 615 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:15,407 Don't worry, ma'am! I'm coming! 616 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:18,745 Peter! 617 00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:47,172 Ma'am, just stay calm. 618 00:31:47,305 --> 00:31:48,407 Just take a deep breath. 619 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:50,743 - Are you okay? - No! 620 00:31:52,612 --> 00:31:55,213 I promise, I've got this all under control. 621 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,989 Suit compromised. 622 00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:06,158 Nanotechnology. 623 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:08,493 Ah, you've outdone yourself, Peter. 624 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,636 I underestimated you. 625 00:32:17,837 --> 00:32:19,304 But now you die. 626 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:36,955 You're not Peter Parker. 627 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:39,559 I am so confused right now. 628 00:32:41,861 --> 00:32:43,228 What's happening? 629 00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:44,864 New device detected. 630 00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:48,300 Pairing new device. 631 00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:55,040 You don't listen to him. You listen to me. 632 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:01,914 Hey. 633 00:33:09,187 --> 00:33:10,422 Whoa. 634 00:33:14,894 --> 00:33:16,562 Hey. Hey! 635 00:33:16,696 --> 00:33:18,463 Listen to me. 636 00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:20,566 No, not him. Me. 637 00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:28,641 Ma'am, you okay? 638 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:31,243 Come on, you can still make your flight. 639 00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:32,410 Peter. 640 00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:35,013 You're a hero. 641 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:37,517 No. Well, I'm... No, I'm... 642 00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:40,418 I'm gonna talk to Admissions about your friends. 643 00:33:40,553 --> 00:33:42,922 And I'm gonna talk to them about you. 644 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:45,156 But, ma'am, this isn't about me. 645 00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:49,194 I am going to talk to them about your friends and you. 646 00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:50,863 - Okay? - Really? 647 00:33:50,997 --> 00:33:52,497 And if you keep your noses clean, 648 00:33:52,632 --> 00:33:54,032 maybe you'll have a fair shot. 649 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:56,636 Here. Get out of the way. Let me get that man. 650 00:33:56,769 --> 00:33:58,638 Hey! You! I see you. Come here! 651 00:33:58,771 --> 00:34:01,306 That was not okay. Unbelievable. 652 00:34:02,642 --> 00:34:03,809 Who are...? 653 00:34:03,943 --> 00:34:05,076 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 654 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:06,846 Until you stop trying to kill me, 655 00:34:06,979 --> 00:34:08,014 I'm in control, buddy, 656 00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:10,081 of this whole tentacle situation 657 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,817 you got going on here, okay? 658 00:34:11,951 --> 00:34:13,953 Now, who are you? What is going...? 659 00:34:23,328 --> 00:34:24,362 No. 660 00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:32,538 Osborn? 661 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,360 Doctor...? 662 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:08,239 Be careful what you wish for, Parker. 663 00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:09,875 Let me out of here! 664 00:35:10,009 --> 00:35:12,011 Can you please explain to me what is going on? 665 00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:13,713 That little spell that you botched 666 00:35:13,846 --> 00:35:15,246 where you wanted everyone to forget 667 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:16,582 that Peter Parker's Spider-Man, 668 00:35:16,716 --> 00:35:18,017 it started pulling in everyone 669 00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:19,585 who knows Peter Parker's Spider-Man 670 00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:23,355 from every universe into this one. 671 00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:26,391 - From every universe? - Who are you? And where am I? 672 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:27,893 I think it's better we don't engage 673 00:35:28,027 --> 00:35:29,227 with them because, frankly, 674 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,162 the multiverse is a concept about which 675 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:33,733 we know frighteningly little. 676 00:35:33,866 --> 00:35:36,035 The multiverse is real? 677 00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:37,770 This shouldn't even be possible. 678 00:35:37,903 --> 00:35:40,106 - I thought you stopped the spell. - No, I contained it. 679 00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:42,440 It would appear a few of them squeaked through. 680 00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,810 After you left, I detected an otherworldly presence. 681 00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:48,246 I pursued it into the sewers, where I found that... 682 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,750 slimy green son of a gun. 683 00:35:50,883 --> 00:35:53,619 Spell? As in magic? 684 00:35:53,753 --> 00:35:55,655 What is this, a birthday party? 685 00:35:55,788 --> 00:35:58,223 Who is this clown? What is this madness? 686 00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:00,593 Watch this. Do you know a Peter Parker 687 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:02,494 - who's Spider-Man? - Yes. 688 00:36:02,628 --> 00:36:03,929 - Is that him? - No. 689 00:36:04,063 --> 00:36:05,430 See? 690 00:36:06,431 --> 00:36:07,933 Okay, here's what we gotta do. 691 00:36:08,067 --> 00:36:10,301 I don't know how many visitors we've got... 692 00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:12,938 I saw another one on the bridge. 693 00:36:13,072 --> 00:36:16,542 He was like a flying green elf. 694 00:36:16,676 --> 00:36:18,611 He sounds jolly. Start with him. 695 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:19,912 I need you to capture them, 696 00:36:20,046 --> 00:36:21,479 bring them here while I figure out 697 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,049 how to get them back before 698 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,117 they destroy the fabric of reality, 699 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,452 or worse, Wong finds out. 700 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:29,155 Uh, Doctor Strange? 701 00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:30,956 What? 702 00:36:31,090 --> 00:36:33,959 My friends and I just got a second chance to get into MIT, 703 00:36:34,093 --> 00:36:36,829 and if the school sees me fighting these crazy monsters... 704 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:38,642 - Hey, watch your mouth. - I'm sorry but... 705 00:36:38,764 --> 00:36:41,133 Are you seriously still talking about college? 706 00:36:46,739 --> 00:36:49,041 - Hey, what did you just do? - This. 707 00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:51,811 Hey, you can't just... 708 00:36:54,814 --> 00:36:55,881 How did you do that? 709 00:36:56,015 --> 00:36:58,017 Lots of birthday parties. 710 00:37:04,289 --> 00:37:05,356 Hey. 711 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:08,460 Whoa. 712 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:10,129 One shot, send them here, move on. 713 00:37:10,261 --> 00:37:11,597 You're welcome. Get to work. 714 00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:12,598 Sir? 715 00:37:12,732 --> 00:37:15,501 Now what? 716 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:18,303 I know this is my mess, and I swear to you I'll fix it, 717 00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:20,005 but I'm gonna need help. 718 00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:22,775 Whoa! 719 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:25,544 I can't believe I'm in the Sanctum Sanctorum. 720 00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:27,345 Neither can I. 721 00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:30,049 So how did you know you were a man of magic? 722 00:37:30,182 --> 00:37:32,350 Because my nana says that we have it in our family, 723 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,285 and I get these tinglings in my hands... 724 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:35,420 Talk to your physician. 725 00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:36,822 - Peter. - Hey. 726 00:37:36,956 --> 00:37:38,724 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. Hey. 727 00:37:38,858 --> 00:37:40,358 Sorry for dragging you into this. 728 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:43,229 - Help me find these guys. - You don't have to apologize. 729 00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:45,396 You got us a second shot at MIT. It's fine. 730 00:37:45,531 --> 00:37:48,200 So how did the bad guys get here? 731 00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:50,903 We screwed up a spell trying to get you into college. 732 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,571 - Wait. What? - You did it with magic? 733 00:37:52,705 --> 00:37:54,573 I thought it was the MIT lady you saved. 734 00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:56,075 No, that was after. 735 00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:57,519 Let's just focus on the good news, okay? 736 00:37:57,543 --> 00:37:59,245 No, let's just focus on the bad news. 737 00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:03,414 As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers, 738 00:38:03,549 --> 00:38:07,753 so get on your phones, scour the Internet, and... 739 00:38:07,887 --> 00:38:10,089 Scooby-Doo this shit. 740 00:38:10,222 --> 00:38:12,191 You're telling us what to do even though 741 00:38:12,323 --> 00:38:14,093 it was your spell that got screwed up, 742 00:38:14,226 --> 00:38:16,228 meaning that all this is kind of your mess. 743 00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:18,864 I know a couple of magic words myself, 744 00:38:18,998 --> 00:38:21,233 starting with the word "please." 745 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:27,206 Please Scooby-Doo this shit. 746 00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:29,608 You can work in the undercroft. 747 00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:32,111 The undercroft? 748 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,050 Badass. 749 00:38:44,757 --> 00:38:47,660 - About this whole spell thing... - It's totally okay. 750 00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:50,162 - Wait, really? - Yeah. I mean, I get it. 751 00:38:50,296 --> 00:38:54,633 You were just trying to fix things, and so... 752 00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:57,402 Maybe just run it by us next time, you know? 753 00:38:57,536 --> 00:38:59,939 That way, when you're thinking, "I'm about to do something 754 00:39:00,072 --> 00:39:02,741 that could break the universe," 755 00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:06,612 we could, like, help you workshop something or... 756 00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:09,480 brainstorm ideas. 757 00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:12,551 Deal. 758 00:39:13,919 --> 00:39:15,621 Ned? 759 00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:18,757 Oh, dude, I don't care. It's seriously not a big deal. 760 00:39:18,891 --> 00:39:20,893 Um, oh! 761 00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:23,162 A torture rack. 762 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:27,166 That is a Pilates machine. 763 00:39:27,299 --> 00:39:28,667 - That is... - The crypt. 764 00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:30,836 Okay, so we get the rest of the guys, 765 00:39:30,970 --> 00:39:32,938 you zap them, Doctor Magic will send them back, 766 00:39:33,072 --> 00:39:34,640 and when we get into MIT, 767 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:37,009 round of stale doughnuts, my treat. 768 00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:38,777 Let's catch some multiverse men. 769 00:39:38,911 --> 00:39:41,814 Hey! Who the hell are these two? 770 00:39:41,947 --> 00:39:43,883 - My friends. This is MJ. - Hey. 771 00:39:44,016 --> 00:39:45,483 - And this is Ned. - Hello. 772 00:39:45,618 --> 00:39:47,452 Uh, I'm sorry, what was your name again? 773 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:49,487 Dr. Otto Octavius. 774 00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:56,028 Wait, no, seriously, what's your actual name? 775 00:39:56,161 --> 00:39:57,663 Oh, is that a dinosaur? 776 00:40:19,652 --> 00:40:21,720 If the paint won't come off, I'll get it out. 777 00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:24,857 No, no, no. May. We gotta find these guys first. 778 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:27,026 Well, finish your mission, and then come by. 779 00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:29,194 We're having a canned food drive. 780 00:40:29,328 --> 00:40:31,230 - That could work. - I got one. 781 00:40:31,363 --> 00:40:32,798 - May, I gotta go. - Okay. 782 00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:34,967 I mean, you can take the guy out of the chair, 783 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,169 but you can't take the chair out of the guy. 784 00:40:37,303 --> 00:40:39,638 - What'd you find? - There's a... 785 00:40:39,772 --> 00:40:42,241 A disturbance near a military research facility 786 00:40:42,374 --> 00:40:43,509 outside of the city, 787 00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:45,244 and witnesses say that they saw 788 00:40:45,377 --> 00:40:47,346 a monster flying through the air. 789 00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:50,916 It's gotta be the guy I saw on the bridge, right? 790 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:52,284 That's impossible. 791 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:55,955 You know him, don't you? 792 00:40:57,089 --> 00:40:59,725 On the bridge, you said his name. 793 00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:02,460 Norman Osborn. 794 00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:07,032 Brilliant scientist. Military research. 795 00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:10,468 But he was greedy, misguided. 796 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:14,873 - What happened to him? - We tire of your questions, boy! 797 00:41:15,007 --> 00:41:17,543 Okay, um... 798 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:19,912 I gotta go. Where am I going? 799 00:41:20,045 --> 00:41:21,080 It can't be him. 800 00:41:22,715 --> 00:41:24,350 Why? 801 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:27,953 Because Norman Osborn died years ago. 802 00:41:29,221 --> 00:41:32,791 So either we saw someone else... 803 00:41:32,925 --> 00:41:37,763 or you're flying out into the darkness to fight a ghost. 804 00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:04,523 Keep an eye out on the trees. We don't know where this guy is. 805 00:42:07,159 --> 00:42:10,462 I genuinely don't know how you do this without throwing up. 806 00:42:27,913 --> 00:42:29,081 Did you guys see that? 807 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:31,283 Um, no. 808 00:42:31,417 --> 00:42:33,118 It's-It's really dark. 809 00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:46,865 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 810 00:42:53,672 --> 00:42:54,873 What-What's happening? 811 00:42:55,007 --> 00:42:56,141 Peter, what is it? 812 00:42:58,545 --> 00:43:00,045 Are you getting the tingle thing? 813 00:43:00,179 --> 00:43:02,549 Is the tingle happening? Is your tingle tingling? 814 00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:13,826 - Are you guys seeing this? - Yeah. 815 00:43:13,959 --> 00:43:15,060 Osborn? 816 00:43:15,194 --> 00:43:18,197 No. He was green. This guy's blue. 817 00:43:18,330 --> 00:43:21,300 You wouldn't happen to be from another universe, would you? 818 00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:23,702 What's he doing? 819 00:43:23,836 --> 00:43:25,404 I don't know. Looks like he's charging. 820 00:43:25,538 --> 00:43:27,473 I don't like this. Just web him. 821 00:43:32,945 --> 00:43:34,346 Whoa! 822 00:43:39,952 --> 00:43:43,188 Go left! Left, dude, left! Left! Go! Left! Yes! 823 00:43:43,322 --> 00:43:45,257 What are you talking about? Right. 824 00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:47,659 Go to the right! Right! Right! He means right. 825 00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:50,996 - Don't listen to him. - Guys, this is not helping! 826 00:43:57,504 --> 00:44:00,372 Oh, no, no, no. What happened? Peter? Peter. 827 00:44:07,446 --> 00:44:08,714 Whoa. 828 00:44:08,847 --> 00:44:13,385 Peter, it's me, Flint Marko. You remember? 829 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,053 I'm Peter, but I'm not your Peter. 830 00:44:15,187 --> 00:44:16,722 What do you mean, you're not my Peter? 831 00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:18,423 What the hell is going on? 832 00:44:18,558 --> 00:44:20,792 I'll explain, but first, can you help me? 833 00:44:20,926 --> 00:44:22,761 - Okay. - You try to surround him, 834 00:44:22,895 --> 00:44:25,230 and I'll pull the plug. All right, let's go! 835 00:44:39,178 --> 00:44:42,781 I can't hold him much longer. 836 00:44:42,915 --> 00:44:44,483 I got it, I got it! 837 00:45:12,110 --> 00:45:14,346 Different Peter. Weird. 838 00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:17,650 - Thanks. Sorry. - Don't worry about it. 839 00:45:25,891 --> 00:45:28,093 I got my body back. 840 00:45:28,227 --> 00:45:29,861 Hey, um... 841 00:45:29,995 --> 00:45:31,797 This is gonna sound really crazy, 842 00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:33,499 but this isn't your universe. 843 00:45:33,633 --> 00:45:34,833 Another universe? 844 00:45:34,967 --> 00:45:35,968 - Uh-huh. - What? 845 00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:37,936 That's what I was feeling. 846 00:45:38,070 --> 00:45:40,205 The power, it's different. 847 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:42,975 I like it. 848 00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:46,478 Easy, buddy. 849 00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:48,480 It's actually my fault that you're here. 850 00:45:48,615 --> 00:45:52,351 Like, the universe or the woods? 851 00:45:52,484 --> 00:45:53,352 I hate the woods. 852 00:45:53,485 --> 00:45:55,354 I meant the universe, sir. 853 00:45:55,487 --> 00:45:57,155 So, what, y'all just gonna stand here 854 00:45:57,289 --> 00:45:58,857 and act like I ain't butt-ass naked? 855 00:45:58,991 --> 00:46:01,159 - I am. - No, no. 856 00:46:01,293 --> 00:46:02,361 I, uh... 857 00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,875 What was that? What did you just do to him? 858 00:46:17,009 --> 00:46:18,944 - No. It's okay. - Did you kill him? 859 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:20,713 I can explain everything. Trust me. 860 00:46:20,846 --> 00:46:22,180 Please just trust me. 861 00:46:22,314 --> 00:46:24,182 I don't trust you. I don't know you. 862 00:46:27,152 --> 00:46:28,253 What is this? 863 00:46:29,555 --> 00:46:31,056 You picked the wrong side. 864 00:46:33,792 --> 00:46:34,993 Connors? 865 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:38,564 Wait. You know this creature? 866 00:46:38,698 --> 00:46:42,769 No, no, no. Not a creature. A man. 867 00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:44,102 The same universes. 868 00:46:44,236 --> 00:46:46,271 Dr. Curt Connors. He was a scientist 869 00:46:46,405 --> 00:46:48,173 at Oscorp when I worked there. 870 00:46:48,307 --> 00:46:50,275 A brilliant scientist. 871 00:46:50,409 --> 00:46:52,010 Until he turned himself into a lizard. 872 00:46:52,144 --> 00:46:54,212 Then he tried to turn the whole city into lizards. 873 00:46:54,346 --> 00:46:56,716 - It was crazy. - It wasn't crazy, Max. 874 00:46:56,848 --> 00:46:58,917 It was the next step in human evolution. 875 00:46:59,051 --> 00:47:01,086 - The dinosaur can talk. Right. - Lizard. 876 00:47:01,219 --> 00:47:03,021 Speaking of which what happened to you? 877 00:47:03,155 --> 00:47:04,990 Last I recall, you had bad teeth, 878 00:47:05,123 --> 00:47:06,592 glasses and a comb-over. 879 00:47:06,726 --> 00:47:09,227 Did you get a makeover? 880 00:47:09,361 --> 00:47:11,798 You know I can give you a real makeover. 881 00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:13,265 Let me guess, into a lizard? 882 00:47:13,398 --> 00:47:15,901 - Exactly. - Would you two just shut up? 883 00:47:16,034 --> 00:47:17,670 - Where are we? - It's complicated. 884 00:47:17,804 --> 00:47:20,405 - A wizard's dungeon. - Wizard's dungeon? 885 00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:22,307 There's no real way to sugarcoat that. 886 00:47:22,441 --> 00:47:24,176 It's literally the dungeon of a wizard. 887 00:47:24,309 --> 00:47:26,845 You can keep your magic. 888 00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:29,716 I want a taste of that new energy I just felt. 889 00:47:33,085 --> 00:47:36,021 - Oh, Peter, hey. - Did those guys come through yet? 890 00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:38,090 There should be an electric guy and a sand guy. 891 00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:40,727 Yeah, they're all here and locked up. 892 00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:42,539 Perfect. I'm gonna just stay here for a bit 893 00:47:42,628 --> 00:47:43,938 and try and fix some of this damage 894 00:47:43,962 --> 00:47:45,565 so they don't blame it on me again. 895 00:47:45,698 --> 00:47:48,900 - Okay. - But, hey, I, uh... 896 00:47:49,034 --> 00:47:51,504 I couldn't do any of this without you, so thank you. 897 00:47:51,637 --> 00:47:52,637 Yeah, of course. 898 00:47:52,739 --> 00:47:54,607 Hey, ask him if this is, 899 00:47:54,741 --> 00:47:56,576 like, a tree monster or, like, 900 00:47:56,709 --> 00:47:58,611 a scientist that turned into a tree. 901 00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:02,013 It's just a tree, man. Just a tree. 902 00:48:18,664 --> 00:48:22,300 Coward. We have a new world to conquer. 903 00:48:24,469 --> 00:48:25,671 You make me sick. 904 00:48:25,805 --> 00:48:27,740 Leave me alone, please. 905 00:48:27,874 --> 00:48:30,909 Hiding in the shadows. 906 00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:33,278 Hiding from who you truly are. 907 00:48:33,412 --> 00:48:36,982 - No. - You can't escape yourself. 908 00:48:52,931 --> 00:48:56,334 - Hey, May. - Hey, Peter. I'm at work, and... 909 00:48:56,468 --> 00:48:59,505 one of the guys you're looking for just walked in. 910 00:49:07,479 --> 00:49:09,281 May? Where's May? 911 00:49:09,414 --> 00:49:10,449 Thank you. 912 00:49:13,519 --> 00:49:14,554 May. 913 00:49:16,522 --> 00:49:18,190 Ah, hey, here he is. 914 00:49:18,323 --> 00:49:21,594 Norman, this is my nephew. 915 00:49:23,061 --> 00:49:25,598 Norman Osborn? I thought that you were... 916 00:49:25,731 --> 00:49:30,202 I saw Spider-Man in an ad for this place. 917 00:49:30,335 --> 00:49:32,705 And I thought he could help me. 918 00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:34,072 But you're not him. 919 00:49:34,206 --> 00:49:36,509 Wait, so you want Spider-Man's help? 920 00:49:36,642 --> 00:49:38,376 He just wandered in. 921 00:49:41,246 --> 00:49:43,181 I didn't know where else to go. 922 00:49:44,650 --> 00:49:46,786 Someone's living in my house. 923 00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:50,288 Oscorp doesn't exist. 924 00:49:52,157 --> 00:49:53,258 My son... 925 00:49:57,329 --> 00:50:00,566 Sometimes I'm not myself. 926 00:50:01,701 --> 00:50:04,202 I'm someone else. 927 00:50:04,336 --> 00:50:06,338 - Mm-hm. - And every time he's in control, 928 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:08,641 - I can't remember. - Who? Who's in control? 929 00:50:08,774 --> 00:50:10,610 - And now I'm here... - Who's in control? 930 00:50:10,743 --> 00:50:13,813 - I don't know what's going on. - Okay, it's okay. 931 00:50:13,946 --> 00:50:17,650 And I don't... Doesn't make sense. 932 00:50:17,783 --> 00:50:19,519 He's lost. 933 00:50:19,652 --> 00:50:23,623 And I don't mean just in the cosmos. I mean in his mind. 934 00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:28,159 Are they all like this? 935 00:50:28,293 --> 00:50:29,327 - Yeah. - Yeah? 936 00:50:29,461 --> 00:50:30,863 They all have their own 937 00:50:30,997 --> 00:50:32,798 mental or physical issues. 938 00:50:32,932 --> 00:50:36,636 Oh, well, he needs help and maybe they all do. 939 00:50:36,769 --> 00:50:39,939 Wait, you don't mean...? No, May, this isn't my problem. 940 00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:42,842 Peter, not your problem? Hmm? 941 00:50:42,975 --> 00:50:45,645 May. Their chance of getting help is way better 942 00:50:45,778 --> 00:50:47,613 back where they came from. 943 00:50:47,747 --> 00:50:49,281 Sending them home, 944 00:50:49,414 --> 00:50:51,349 that's the best thing we can do for them. 945 00:50:51,483 --> 00:50:54,152 For them? Or for yourself? 946 00:50:56,822 --> 00:51:00,026 Look around you. This is what we do. 947 00:51:00,158 --> 00:51:04,931 - We help people. - This is what's best for them. 948 00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,532 Trust me. 949 00:51:08,768 --> 00:51:13,238 But the fact remains, Spider-Man is a menace. 950 00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:15,508 We'll be right back after a brief word 951 00:51:15,641 --> 00:51:17,543 from Daily Bugle Supplements. 952 00:51:17,677 --> 00:51:20,412 The only other daily fix you need. 953 00:51:20,546 --> 00:51:22,380 And we're out. 954 00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:25,483 What? 955 00:51:28,486 --> 00:51:29,755 I got eyes on him. 956 00:51:29,889 --> 00:51:31,423 He's with his aunt and some guy. 957 00:51:31,557 --> 00:51:33,526 - You sure? - They're leaving the shelter. 958 00:51:33,659 --> 00:51:35,327 Okay. Don't lose him. 959 00:51:45,972 --> 00:51:49,041 Thanks, May. Hope to see you again. 960 00:51:49,174 --> 00:51:53,178 Hey. He trusts you. So do I. 961 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,516 Thanks for cleaning my suit. 962 00:51:57,650 --> 00:51:59,051 I'll see you later. 963 00:52:01,152 --> 00:52:03,923 - Um, guys, this is Mr. Osborn. - Hey, it's "doctor." 964 00:52:04,056 --> 00:52:06,224 Sorry. Um, Dr. Osborn, these are my friends. 965 00:52:06,358 --> 00:52:08,193 This is Ned and MJ. 966 00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:12,064 - Mary Jane? - It's Michelle Jones, actually. 967 00:52:13,599 --> 00:52:15,266 Fascinating. 968 00:52:19,204 --> 00:52:21,373 Do you think there are other Ned Leedses? 969 00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:36,088 Octavius? 970 00:52:40,092 --> 00:52:42,028 Osborn? 971 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:46,098 - What... What happened to you? - What happened to...? 972 00:52:46,231 --> 00:52:48,901 - You're the walking corpse. - What do you mean? 973 00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:51,537 You died, Norman. 974 00:52:51,671 --> 00:52:53,304 Years ago. 975 00:52:54,272 --> 00:52:55,775 You're insane. 976 00:52:55,908 --> 00:52:58,944 - God, I love it here. - What are you talking about? 977 00:52:59,078 --> 00:53:00,780 He's standing right there. He's not... 978 00:53:00,913 --> 00:53:03,716 Dead. They both died, 979 00:53:03,849 --> 00:53:05,818 fighting Spider-Man. 980 00:53:08,854 --> 00:53:11,157 It was all over the news. 981 00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:16,028 Green Goblin, impaled by the glider you flew around on. 982 00:53:16,162 --> 00:53:20,432 And a couple of years later, you, Doc Ock, 983 00:53:20,566 --> 00:53:22,333 drowned in the river with your machine. 984 00:53:22,467 --> 00:53:24,503 That's nonsense. 985 00:53:24,637 --> 00:53:28,007 Spider-Man was trying to stop my fusion reactor, 986 00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:29,842 so I stopped him. 987 00:53:29,975 --> 00:53:34,046 I had him by the throat, and then I... 988 00:53:38,584 --> 00:53:41,053 - And then I was here. - Ah, please. 989 00:53:41,187 --> 00:53:44,190 Let me tell you something. I was whupping Spider-Man's ass. 990 00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:46,792 He'll tell you. And then he caused an overload. 991 00:53:46,926 --> 00:53:49,095 I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data. 992 00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:51,530 I was about to turn into pure energy, and then... 993 00:53:51,664 --> 00:53:53,499 And then, uh... 994 00:53:53,632 --> 00:53:56,936 And then... Oh, shit. 995 00:53:57,069 --> 00:54:00,940 - I was about to die. - Max, do you know? Do I die? 996 00:54:04,677 --> 00:54:06,545 Oh, great. You caught another one. 997 00:54:06,679 --> 00:54:08,681 No, wait, Strange. He's not dangerous. 998 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,651 It's okay. Um... 999 00:54:14,820 --> 00:54:16,222 What is that? 1000 00:54:16,354 --> 00:54:18,924 It's an ancient relic. The Macchina di Kadavus. 1001 00:54:19,058 --> 00:54:20,538 I trapped your corrupted spell inside, 1002 00:54:20,659 --> 00:54:22,427 and once I finish the proper ritual, 1003 00:54:22,561 --> 00:54:23,863 it'll reverse the spell 1004 00:54:23,996 --> 00:54:26,565 and send these guys back to their universes. 1005 00:54:26,699 --> 00:54:29,168 And then what? We perish? 1006 00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:30,936 No. No, thanks. I'll pass on that. 1007 00:54:31,070 --> 00:54:34,540 Let me out of here. Peter! 1008 00:54:34,673 --> 00:54:38,878 Strange, we can't send them back. Not yet. 1009 00:54:39,011 --> 00:54:41,213 Why? 1010 00:54:41,346 --> 00:54:43,582 Well, some of these guys are gonna die. 1011 00:54:43,716 --> 00:54:47,253 Parker, it's their fate. 1012 00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:50,556 Come on, Strange, have a heart. 1013 00:54:51,991 --> 00:54:54,927 In the grand calculus of the multiverse, 1014 00:54:55,060 --> 00:54:59,031 their sacrifice means infinitely more than their lives. 1015 00:55:04,804 --> 00:55:06,939 I'm sorry, kid. 1016 00:55:07,072 --> 00:55:09,942 If they die, they die. 1017 00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:24,455 Peter! 1018 00:55:37,970 --> 00:55:38,970 Don't. 1019 00:55:41,807 --> 00:55:44,088 - Dude, what are you doing? - Peter, you gotta go. Go, go. 1020 00:55:44,210 --> 00:55:45,778 - Okay. - Get out of here. 1021 00:55:47,445 --> 00:55:49,949 This is why I never had kids. 1022 00:56:03,696 --> 00:56:05,430 - Give me the box. - No. 1023 00:56:06,431 --> 00:56:07,499 Whoa! 1024 00:56:23,448 --> 00:56:25,618 - Oh, my God, I'm dead. - You're not dead, 1025 00:56:25,751 --> 00:56:27,953 you've just been separated from your physical form. 1026 00:56:28,087 --> 00:56:30,723 My physical... What? 1027 00:56:30,856 --> 00:56:33,792 - How are you doing that? - I have no idea. 1028 00:56:33,926 --> 00:56:36,295 You should not be able to do that. 1029 00:56:36,427 --> 00:56:38,297 This feels amazing. 1030 00:56:48,941 --> 00:56:50,952 That's one of the coolest things that's happened to me, 1031 00:56:50,976 --> 00:56:52,511 but don't ever do that again. 1032 00:56:58,617 --> 00:57:00,485 Wha... Hey! Get off of me! 1033 00:57:26,979 --> 00:57:28,247 ♪ La, la ♪ 1034 00:57:28,380 --> 00:57:31,517 ♪ Tis the season To be jolly... ♪ 1035 00:57:49,201 --> 00:57:51,437 - What is this place? - The Mirror Dimension, 1036 00:57:51,570 --> 00:57:53,205 where I'm in control. 1037 00:58:02,314 --> 00:58:04,750 Strange, stop. Can we please just talk about this? 1038 00:58:04,883 --> 00:58:07,853 Parker, don't you realize that in the multiverse 1039 00:58:07,987 --> 00:58:10,189 there are an infinite number of people 1040 00:58:10,322 --> 00:58:12,524 who know Peter Parker is Spider-Man? 1041 00:58:12,658 --> 00:58:15,461 And if that spell gets loose, they're all coming here. 1042 00:58:15,594 --> 00:58:18,297 I know, I get it, but we can't just send them home to die. 1043 00:58:18,430 --> 00:58:20,199 It's their fate. 1044 00:58:20,332 --> 00:58:21,600 You can't change that 1045 00:58:21,734 --> 00:58:23,736 any more than you could change who they are. 1046 00:58:23,869 --> 00:58:27,339 But what if we could? What if we could change their fate? 1047 00:58:27,473 --> 00:58:29,842 Whoa! Oh, what are you doing? 1048 00:58:34,913 --> 00:58:36,815 I'm not giving you the... Whoa! 1049 00:58:38,050 --> 00:58:40,352 Whoa! Whoa! 1050 00:58:47,593 --> 00:58:49,194 Give me that back. 1051 00:59:09,748 --> 00:59:11,984 Wait a minute. Is that an Archimedean Spiral? 1052 00:59:12,117 --> 00:59:13,852 The Mirror Dimension is just geometry? 1053 00:59:13,986 --> 00:59:16,288 You're great at geometry. You can do geometry. 1054 00:59:18,123 --> 00:59:19,958 Square the radius. Divide by pi. 1055 00:59:20,092 --> 00:59:23,028 - Plot points along the curve. - It's over, Parker. 1056 00:59:23,162 --> 00:59:25,631 I'll come pick you up when it's done. 1057 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,568 Hey, Strange. 1058 00:59:29,701 --> 00:59:31,904 You know what's cooler than magic? 1059 00:59:35,340 --> 00:59:37,709 - Math. - Don't do this. 1060 00:59:40,547 --> 00:59:42,748 - Ow. - I'm sorry, sir, but... 1061 00:59:47,186 --> 00:59:48,521 I have to try. 1062 00:59:51,824 --> 00:59:54,093 - What happened? - I fought with Strange and won. 1063 00:59:54,226 --> 00:59:56,995 - What? - Look, I stole his ring thing. 1064 00:59:57,129 --> 00:59:59,898 I was swinging through the city, and then I went through 1065 01:00:00,032 --> 01:00:01,910 this massive mirror thing, and then I was back in... 1066 01:00:01,934 --> 01:00:03,635 - Where is he? - He's trapped, 1067 01:00:03,769 --> 01:00:06,805 - but I'm not sure for how long. - You could have left us to die. 1068 01:00:06,939 --> 01:00:08,340 Why didn't you? 1069 01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:10,008 Because that's not who he is. 1070 01:00:13,312 --> 01:00:15,314 I think I can help you guys. 1071 01:00:15,447 --> 01:00:18,150 If I can fix what happened to you, then when you go back, 1072 01:00:18,283 --> 01:00:19,586 things will be different, 1073 01:00:19,718 --> 01:00:21,687 and you might not die fighting Spider-Man. 1074 01:00:21,820 --> 01:00:24,099 - What do you mean fix us? - Our technology is advanced... 1075 01:00:24,123 --> 01:00:28,595 I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. 1076 01:00:30,563 --> 01:00:32,364 Octavius knows what I can do. 1077 01:00:32,499 --> 01:00:35,033 Fix? You mean like a dog? 1078 01:00:35,167 --> 01:00:36,435 I refuse. 1079 01:00:36,569 --> 01:00:38,437 I can't promise you guys anything, 1080 01:00:38,571 --> 01:00:41,473 but at least this way, you get to go home and have a chance. 1081 01:00:41,608 --> 01:00:43,308 A second chance. 1082 01:00:43,442 --> 01:00:45,244 Come on, isn't that worth trying? 1083 01:00:45,377 --> 01:00:48,914 Trust me, Peter, when you try to fix people, 1084 01:00:49,047 --> 01:00:51,750 there are always consequences. 1085 01:00:51,884 --> 01:00:53,620 I mean, you don't have to come. 1086 01:00:53,752 --> 01:00:55,654 I also didn't know that you could talk. 1087 01:00:55,787 --> 01:00:57,156 But if you stay here, 1088 01:00:57,289 --> 01:00:59,057 you're gonna have to deal with the wizard. 1089 01:00:59,191 --> 01:01:03,630 Ah, so we go along or die. Not much of a choice, is it? 1090 01:01:03,762 --> 01:01:06,465 - I just wanna go home. - Well, I, myself, 1091 01:01:06,599 --> 01:01:08,066 don't wanna be killed, 1092 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:11,036 especially by a guy dressed like Dungeons & Dragons, 1093 01:01:11,170 --> 01:01:12,605 so, what's your plan? 1094 01:01:14,006 --> 01:01:16,074 I have it all under control. 1095 01:01:19,011 --> 01:01:21,246 What are we gonna do about this thing? 1096 01:01:21,380 --> 01:01:24,049 Uh, well, we need to find somewhere safe for it, right? 1097 01:01:24,183 --> 01:01:26,118 - Yeah, sure. You gotta take it. - Wait, what? 1098 01:01:26,251 --> 01:01:28,555 If something bad happens, you just push this, 1099 01:01:28,687 --> 01:01:31,423 - and then it's all over. - We're not gonna leave you. 1100 01:01:31,558 --> 01:01:33,792 You can't. It's dangerous. You've done enough. 1101 01:01:33,926 --> 01:01:36,207 - We're in this together. - I know we're in this together, 1102 01:01:36,328 --> 01:01:38,463 but I can't do this if you're in danger. 1103 01:01:38,598 --> 01:01:41,433 Okay? So for me, MJ, please just take this. 1104 01:01:44,303 --> 01:01:46,639 - Please. - Fine. 1105 01:01:46,772 --> 01:01:48,173 - Thank you. - But, Peter, 1106 01:01:48,307 --> 01:01:50,610 if I don't hear from you, I'm pressing the button. 1107 01:01:50,742 --> 01:01:54,046 - Sure. - Okay. And I will do it. 1108 01:01:54,179 --> 01:01:55,814 Yeah, we all believe you, Michelle. 1109 01:01:55,948 --> 01:01:58,817 No way that's his girlfriend. No way. 1110 01:01:58,951 --> 01:02:02,821 - She'll do it. - Absolutely, she will. 1111 01:02:02,955 --> 01:02:05,791 - Okay. See you later. - Be safe. 1112 01:02:05,924 --> 01:02:07,292 - You too. - Okay. 1113 01:02:08,994 --> 01:02:10,429 Whoa. 1114 01:02:11,330 --> 01:02:12,532 Okay. 1115 01:02:14,466 --> 01:02:16,201 - Be careful, okay? - Yeah. You too. 1116 01:02:23,909 --> 01:02:25,277 So, uh... 1117 01:02:26,345 --> 01:02:28,113 who's coming with me? 1118 01:02:31,950 --> 01:02:33,318 Well, I'm in. 1119 01:02:33,452 --> 01:02:36,888 But if this goes sideways... 1120 01:02:37,022 --> 01:02:39,659 I'm gonna fry you from the inside out. 1121 01:02:51,638 --> 01:02:52,871 Where's Connors? 1122 01:02:53,005 --> 01:02:54,574 He wants to stay in the truck. 1123 01:02:54,707 --> 01:02:56,208 Okay. 1124 01:02:56,341 --> 01:02:58,277 Alarm system deactivated. 1125 01:02:58,410 --> 01:03:00,178 Hey, May. 1126 01:03:00,312 --> 01:03:01,913 - Yeah? - I feel kind of bad 1127 01:03:02,047 --> 01:03:05,217 - using Happy's place like this. - No, no, no. He'll get over it. 1128 01:03:06,552 --> 01:03:08,020 New Yorkers 1129 01:03:08,153 --> 01:03:10,989 - oppose the renovation... - Oh, sorry. 1130 01:03:11,123 --> 01:03:14,493 So this is your plan, Peter, hm? No lab, no facilities? 1131 01:03:14,627 --> 01:03:17,262 Just performing miracles in a condominium, hm? 1132 01:03:17,396 --> 01:03:18,897 What, you gonna cook us some cures 1133 01:03:19,031 --> 01:03:20,832 and some frozen burritos in a microwave? 1134 01:03:20,966 --> 01:03:23,703 - I could go for a burrito. - He's gonna kill us all. 1135 01:03:23,835 --> 01:03:25,738 Well, let's hope not. 1136 01:03:25,871 --> 01:03:27,939 - You're up first, Doc. - What? 1137 01:03:28,073 --> 01:03:30,342 Hey, I told you, I don't need fixing. 1138 01:03:30,475 --> 01:03:32,444 I don't need fixing. 1139 01:03:32,578 --> 01:03:35,113 Especially by a teenager using scraps 1140 01:03:35,247 --> 01:03:36,783 from a bachelor's junk drawer. 1141 01:03:36,915 --> 01:03:39,985 Nah, nah, nah. He got something back there. 1142 01:03:40,118 --> 01:03:42,555 I can feel it. That weird energy. 1143 01:03:43,955 --> 01:03:45,090 What the hell is that? 1144 01:03:45,223 --> 01:03:46,958 It's a fabricator. 1145 01:03:47,092 --> 01:03:51,463 It can analyze, design, construct basically anything. 1146 01:03:51,597 --> 01:03:53,800 I thought that was the tanning bed Happy broke. 1147 01:03:56,703 --> 01:03:57,804 Look at that. 1148 01:04:05,143 --> 01:04:06,679 He's gonna kill us all. 1149 01:04:14,787 --> 01:04:17,222 Whoa. What's going on there? 1150 01:04:17,356 --> 01:04:19,625 So the chip in the back of Doc's neck 1151 01:04:19,759 --> 01:04:22,060 was designed to protect his brain from the AI system 1152 01:04:22,194 --> 01:04:23,629 that's controlling these tentacles, 1153 01:04:23,763 --> 01:04:27,800 but if you look here... the chip is fried. 1154 01:04:27,933 --> 01:04:30,435 So rather than him being in control of the tentacles, 1155 01:04:30,570 --> 01:04:32,505 the tentacles are now in control of him. 1156 01:04:32,638 --> 01:04:37,777 Which, I guess, explains why he is so miserable all the time. 1157 01:04:46,118 --> 01:04:47,386 Thirsty? 1158 01:04:50,255 --> 01:04:52,324 Well, yes, I am thirsty. 1159 01:04:52,457 --> 01:04:54,727 Fresh water or salt? 1160 01:04:54,861 --> 01:04:56,895 You know, because you're an octopus. 1161 01:04:58,598 --> 01:04:59,832 What? 1162 01:05:01,166 --> 01:05:02,635 Fresh water it is. 1163 01:05:03,669 --> 01:05:05,571 Look at this place. 1164 01:05:05,705 --> 01:05:08,875 - And all the possibilities. - What, this condo? 1165 01:05:09,007 --> 01:05:12,043 Yeah, yeah, the condo. I love the whole open floor plan. No. 1166 01:05:12,177 --> 01:05:15,180 No, man, I'm talking about the world. 1167 01:05:15,313 --> 01:05:17,617 I kind of like who I am here. 1168 01:05:19,117 --> 01:05:21,788 And all that power back there... 1169 01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,856 I could be so much more. 1170 01:05:23,989 --> 01:05:25,725 So why'd you come along? 1171 01:05:25,858 --> 01:05:28,728 I have a daughter, and I want to see her. 1172 01:05:28,861 --> 01:05:30,962 But he's not gonna send anyone home 1173 01:05:31,096 --> 01:05:34,332 till he's finished his little science project back there. 1174 01:05:34,466 --> 01:05:35,668 You trust him? 1175 01:05:35,802 --> 01:05:37,335 I don't trust anyone. 1176 01:05:38,504 --> 01:05:40,038 How'd you end up like that anyway? 1177 01:05:40,172 --> 01:05:41,908 Oh... 1178 01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:43,776 the place where I worked at, 1179 01:05:43,910 --> 01:05:46,278 they were experimenting with electricity 1180 01:05:46,411 --> 01:05:49,515 created by living organisms, and then, uh... 1181 01:05:49,649 --> 01:05:51,851 I fell into a vat of electric eels. 1182 01:05:51,983 --> 01:05:54,921 You're kidding. I fell into a supercollider. 1183 01:05:55,053 --> 01:05:56,789 Damn. 1184 01:05:56,923 --> 01:05:58,758 Gotta be careful where you fall. 1185 01:05:59,692 --> 01:06:01,293 Remarkable. 1186 01:06:02,829 --> 01:06:05,263 The technology and you. 1187 01:06:07,567 --> 01:06:10,736 When all this is over, if you need a job 1188 01:06:10,870 --> 01:06:15,575 and you're willing to commute to another universe... 1189 01:06:20,813 --> 01:06:23,683 It worked. That totally worked. 1190 01:06:23,816 --> 01:06:26,218 I got it. I did it. Uh, will you send him up? 1191 01:06:26,351 --> 01:06:27,720 Here we go. 1192 01:06:28,754 --> 01:06:30,188 - Sorry. - Hold on, Doc. 1193 01:06:30,322 --> 01:06:32,892 Oh, will these humiliations never cease? 1194 01:06:33,024 --> 01:06:35,928 You, keep your science fair project away from me! 1195 01:06:36,061 --> 01:06:37,630 It'll work. Have faith. 1196 01:06:37,763 --> 01:06:40,733 Says the reckless fool who turned himself into a monster. 1197 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,903 Please stop moving your head. 1198 01:06:44,035 --> 01:06:46,506 - Hold still. - Don't you dare. 1199 01:06:51,409 --> 01:06:53,779 Ugh! I swear, when I get out of this, 1200 01:06:53,913 --> 01:06:56,281 we're gonna rip you a new... 1201 01:07:00,118 --> 01:07:01,486 Doc? 1202 01:07:07,058 --> 01:07:08,293 Doc? 1203 01:07:09,996 --> 01:07:11,263 Doc? 1204 01:07:12,230 --> 01:07:13,900 Dr. Octav... 1205 01:07:20,138 --> 01:07:21,741 It's so quiet. 1206 01:07:25,210 --> 01:07:28,581 Those voices inside my head... 1207 01:07:33,451 --> 01:07:34,954 I'd almost forgotten. 1208 01:07:36,254 --> 01:07:37,422 Otto. 1209 01:07:38,591 --> 01:07:40,660 Yes. Norman. 1210 01:07:46,666 --> 01:07:47,967 It's me. 1211 01:07:50,135 --> 01:07:51,537 Would you look at that. 1212 01:08:12,024 --> 01:08:15,160 I'm grateful, dear boy. Truly. 1213 01:08:15,293 --> 01:08:17,295 Yeah, you're welcome. 1214 01:08:17,429 --> 01:08:19,065 How can I help? 1215 01:08:19,197 --> 01:08:21,299 This is Peter. Leave a message. 1216 01:08:21,433 --> 01:08:24,003 Uh, yeah, Peter, this is Happy. 1217 01:08:24,135 --> 01:08:25,805 I accessed my doorbell camera. 1218 01:08:25,938 --> 01:08:28,074 Who are those guys, huh? Is that a cyborg? 1219 01:08:28,206 --> 01:08:30,543 You bring a cyborg with robot legs into my house? 1220 01:08:30,676 --> 01:08:33,244 Was one of the guys made of mud? What's going on? Call me. 1221 01:08:42,387 --> 01:08:44,422 How does it feel, Norman? 1222 01:08:44,557 --> 01:08:47,026 You're about to become whole again. 1223 01:08:48,193 --> 01:08:50,730 No more darker half. 1224 01:08:50,863 --> 01:08:51,964 Just you. 1225 01:08:52,898 --> 01:08:54,366 Just me. 1226 01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:04,543 Okay, um... 1227 01:09:06,045 --> 01:09:09,147 It just goes right here. This... 1228 01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:10,783 That should be drawing power now. 1229 01:09:10,916 --> 01:09:12,785 I'm gonna come back in a second to check, 1230 01:09:12,918 --> 01:09:15,087 but keep an eye on the lights. When they're all green, 1231 01:09:15,220 --> 01:09:17,590 it means the electricity in your body's dissipated. 1232 01:09:17,723 --> 01:09:19,058 Well, not all of the electricity. 1233 01:09:19,224 --> 01:09:21,426 You need electricity for your brain to function. 1234 01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:23,428 Your nervous system is... 1235 01:09:23,562 --> 01:09:26,599 I'm not really sure why I'm explaining electricity to you. 1236 01:09:26,732 --> 01:09:28,634 - Yeah, can I ask you a question? - Sure. 1237 01:09:28,768 --> 01:09:31,137 Are these your Legos? 1238 01:09:32,170 --> 01:09:34,640 Uh, I gotta go. I'll be back. 1239 01:09:40,112 --> 01:09:43,481 - Something feels off. - What do you mean? 1240 01:09:43,616 --> 01:09:46,085 - I don't like this. - Leave it alone. 1241 01:09:46,217 --> 01:09:49,855 The sooner you guys get through this, the sooner we go home. 1242 01:09:57,897 --> 01:10:00,132 - Well, where is he? - Uh, he's inside. 1243 01:10:00,265 --> 01:10:01,867 And yet here we are, outside. 1244 01:10:02,001 --> 01:10:03,969 Did you not hear me say, "Don't lose him?" 1245 01:10:04,103 --> 01:10:06,105 I want incriminating footage of Spider-Man. 1246 01:10:06,237 --> 01:10:08,037 I called Damage Control. They're on their way. 1247 01:10:08,140 --> 01:10:09,709 And so it begins. 1248 01:10:09,842 --> 01:10:11,711 place is about to be swarming with cops. 1249 01:10:30,796 --> 01:10:32,131 Peter? 1250 01:10:33,566 --> 01:10:34,800 What's wrong? 1251 01:10:35,801 --> 01:10:37,670 I don't know. 1252 01:10:37,803 --> 01:10:38,871 May? 1253 01:10:44,476 --> 01:10:45,978 What is it, Peter? 1254 01:10:53,052 --> 01:10:54,587 What's happening? 1255 01:11:01,326 --> 01:11:03,529 Why are you looking at me like that? 1256 01:11:18,677 --> 01:11:23,381 That's some neat trick, that sense of yours. 1257 01:11:23,516 --> 01:11:27,653 - Norman? - Norman's on sabbatical, honey. 1258 01:11:27,787 --> 01:11:30,055 - The hell? - The Goblin. 1259 01:11:31,289 --> 01:11:33,192 "No more darker half"? 1260 01:11:33,324 --> 01:11:36,729 Did you really think that I'd let that happen? 1261 01:11:36,862 --> 01:11:40,266 That I'd let you take away my power just because you're blind 1262 01:11:40,398 --> 01:11:42,935 to what true power can bring you? 1263 01:11:43,068 --> 01:11:44,603 - You don't know me. - Don't I? 1264 01:11:48,373 --> 01:11:53,913 I saw how she trapped you, fighting her holy moral mission. 1265 01:11:56,582 --> 01:11:58,717 We don't need you to save us. 1266 01:11:58,851 --> 01:12:00,953 We don't need to be fixed. 1267 01:12:04,422 --> 01:12:07,159 These are not curses. 1268 01:12:07,293 --> 01:12:09,460 They're gifts. 1269 01:12:10,763 --> 01:12:12,731 - Norman, no. - Quiet, lapdog. 1270 01:12:12,865 --> 01:12:14,733 You don't know what you're talking about. 1271 01:12:14,867 --> 01:12:19,805 I've watched you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes. 1272 01:12:19,939 --> 01:12:25,277 Struggling to have everything you want 1273 01:12:25,410 --> 01:12:28,914 while the world tries to make you choose. 1274 01:12:31,116 --> 01:12:34,653 Gods don't have to choose. 1275 01:12:36,522 --> 01:12:37,923 We take. 1276 01:12:38,057 --> 01:12:39,490 May, run. 1277 01:13:02,781 --> 01:13:04,650 Oh, my God. 1278 01:13:04,783 --> 01:13:07,987 - What have you done? - I liked you better before. 1279 01:13:17,329 --> 01:13:20,900 Up here. He's up there. It's the guy from the bridge. 1280 01:13:43,255 --> 01:13:44,390 Did you see that? 1281 01:14:10,916 --> 01:14:12,618 No, you don't! 1282 01:14:21,393 --> 01:14:23,796 Strong enough to have it all. 1283 01:14:27,099 --> 01:14:29,068 Too weak to take it! 1284 01:15:04,103 --> 01:15:05,471 Now I got you. 1285 01:15:07,706 --> 01:15:09,942 I told you there'd be consequences. 1286 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:32,031 Your weakness, Peter, is morality. 1287 01:15:32,164 --> 01:15:36,135 It's choking you. Can't you feel it? 1288 01:15:44,410 --> 01:15:45,744 It didn't work. 1289 01:15:47,112 --> 01:15:48,680 Norman was right. 1290 01:15:48,814 --> 01:15:52,618 He got it from you, that pathetic sickness. 1291 01:15:57,256 --> 01:15:59,658 You tried to fix me. 1292 01:15:59,792 --> 01:16:03,429 - May, go. - Now I'm gonna fix you. 1293 01:16:07,032 --> 01:16:08,400 May, run, please. 1294 01:16:11,538 --> 01:16:13,405 May! 1295 01:16:19,645 --> 01:16:21,747 Peter, Peter, Peter. 1296 01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:25,384 No good deed goes unpunished. 1297 01:16:25,518 --> 01:16:27,753 You can thank me later. 1298 01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:34,960 No! 1299 01:17:04,690 --> 01:17:05,558 - May? - Peter. 1300 01:17:05,691 --> 01:17:07,459 May, May, I'm here. 1301 01:17:07,594 --> 01:17:09,529 Oh! 1302 01:17:10,996 --> 01:17:12,364 - May. - Oh! 1303 01:17:12,499 --> 01:17:14,366 May, I'm here. 1304 01:17:14,501 --> 01:17:16,101 - Are you okay? - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 1305 01:17:16,235 --> 01:17:17,436 What happened? 1306 01:17:20,573 --> 01:17:21,608 Okay... Oh! 1307 01:17:23,242 --> 01:17:25,210 It's okay. We're okay, right? 1308 01:17:25,344 --> 01:17:26,979 Yeah. Knocked on my ass. 1309 01:17:27,112 --> 01:17:28,232 - Yeah, me too. - That's all. 1310 01:17:30,716 --> 01:17:32,050 I think I broke my ribs. 1311 01:17:37,356 --> 01:17:39,458 - This is all my fault, May. - No. 1312 01:17:39,592 --> 01:17:41,493 I should have let Strange send them back. 1313 01:17:41,628 --> 01:17:43,495 You did the right thing. 1314 01:17:43,630 --> 01:17:45,397 They would have been killed. 1315 01:17:45,532 --> 01:17:47,299 You did the right thing. 1316 01:17:47,432 --> 01:17:49,935 It's not my responsibility, May. 1317 01:17:51,770 --> 01:17:54,306 Oh. What Norman said? 1318 01:17:55,642 --> 01:17:57,577 My moral mission? No. 1319 01:17:57,709 --> 01:17:59,978 - No, May... - Peter, you listen to me. 1320 01:18:01,146 --> 01:18:02,247 You have a gift. 1321 01:18:03,749 --> 01:18:05,851 You have power. 1322 01:18:05,984 --> 01:18:07,352 And with great power, 1323 01:18:07,486 --> 01:18:11,558 there must also come great responsibility, mm? 1324 01:18:16,228 --> 01:18:17,664 Yeah, I know. 1325 01:18:17,796 --> 01:18:19,464 Let's get the... out of here. 1326 01:18:19,599 --> 01:18:21,266 Okay, let's go. 1327 01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:24,069 Let me just catch my... 1328 01:18:39,451 --> 01:18:41,654 - What happened? Are you okay? - I'm okay. 1329 01:18:41,787 --> 01:18:43,623 Yeah, you're okay. What happened? 1330 01:18:45,390 --> 01:18:47,459 Just have to... 1331 01:18:47,594 --> 01:18:49,761 - catch my breath. - Okay, well, catch your breath. 1332 01:18:49,895 --> 01:18:51,797 I'm right here. We're gonna take our time. 1333 01:18:51,930 --> 01:18:53,165 You catch your breath. 1334 01:18:53,298 --> 01:18:55,668 Then we'll take you to a doctor, okay? 1335 01:19:13,318 --> 01:19:15,254 Are you okay? 1336 01:19:15,387 --> 01:19:18,223 Somebody help! I need an ambulance, please! Somebody? 1337 01:19:18,357 --> 01:19:21,260 - What happened? - Nothing happened. 1338 01:19:21,393 --> 01:19:23,095 You're okay, you're okay. 1339 01:19:24,796 --> 01:19:27,199 Let me just... Let me catch my breath. 1340 01:19:27,332 --> 01:19:29,669 I'm right here. I'm right here. 1341 01:19:29,801 --> 01:19:31,403 I'm right here. 1342 01:19:37,843 --> 01:19:39,244 You're okay. 1343 01:19:40,513 --> 01:19:42,047 It's just me and you. 1344 01:19:51,823 --> 01:19:53,058 May? 1345 01:19:59,264 --> 01:20:00,600 May? 1346 01:20:06,539 --> 01:20:08,473 Will you look at me, May, please? 1347 01:20:16,749 --> 01:20:17,916 May. 1348 01:20:18,850 --> 01:20:20,052 May. 1349 01:20:21,253 --> 01:20:22,854 What are you doing, May? 1350 01:20:22,988 --> 01:20:25,692 Please, will you just wake up and talk to me? Please? 1351 01:20:48,548 --> 01:20:50,315 Get out of the car now! Move! 1352 01:20:56,789 --> 01:20:58,558 Get off, get off, get off me. 1353 01:21:00,827 --> 01:21:03,462 - Peter! Run! - It's just me and you, okay? 1354 01:21:03,596 --> 01:21:05,430 It's just me and you, okay? 1355 01:21:05,565 --> 01:21:08,501 Oh, May, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1356 01:21:08,634 --> 01:21:10,670 I'm so, so, so sorry. I love you. 1357 01:21:10,803 --> 01:21:13,305 All right, Parker! Come out with your hands up! 1358 01:21:13,438 --> 01:21:15,941 Come out right now, or we will open fire! 1359 01:21:16,074 --> 01:21:17,876 Run! 1360 01:21:20,912 --> 01:21:23,683 All right, let's go. Let's go! Move in! 1361 01:21:41,266 --> 01:21:42,835 Tragedy. 1362 01:21:46,171 --> 01:21:48,574 What else can I call it? 1363 01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:50,676 What more need be said? 1364 01:21:50,810 --> 01:21:54,881 The damage, the destruction. 1365 01:21:55,013 --> 01:21:57,583 You saw it with your own eyes. 1366 01:21:57,717 --> 01:22:00,586 When will people wake up and realize 1367 01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:03,255 that everywhere Spider-Man goes, 1368 01:22:03,388 --> 01:22:06,958 chaos and calamity ensue? 1369 01:22:07,092 --> 01:22:12,164 Everything Spider-Man touches comes to ruin. 1370 01:22:12,297 --> 01:22:14,834 And we, the innocents, 1371 01:22:14,966 --> 01:22:17,402 are left to pick up the pieces. 1372 01:22:19,438 --> 01:22:21,507 J. Jonah Jameson reporting. 1373 01:22:21,641 --> 01:22:24,911 Good night, and God help us all. 1374 01:22:44,362 --> 01:22:47,500 We are told that multiple people have been injured, 1375 01:22:47,633 --> 01:22:52,070 and we can confirm at least one person has been killed... 1376 01:22:52,204 --> 01:22:53,706 Still nothing? 1377 01:22:54,907 --> 01:22:56,341 No. 1378 01:23:11,891 --> 01:23:13,391 I'm gonna press it. 1379 01:23:14,861 --> 01:23:17,563 - What? No, he... - I know he told me to wait... 1380 01:23:18,898 --> 01:23:21,066 - but I'm gonna do it. - I just wish... 1381 01:23:21,199 --> 01:23:22,902 I just wish we could see him. 1382 01:23:28,106 --> 01:23:30,075 - Ned? - Yeah? 1383 01:23:30,208 --> 01:23:32,244 - Do that again. - Yeah. 1384 01:23:34,145 --> 01:23:36,314 I just wish we could see him. 1385 01:23:38,283 --> 01:23:40,786 Oh. Okay. 1386 01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:43,288 I just wish we could see Peter. 1387 01:23:46,659 --> 01:23:49,427 Whoa. 1388 01:23:49,562 --> 01:23:52,497 Lola, you're right. I am magic. 1389 01:23:52,632 --> 01:23:54,366 Is that him? 1390 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,836 - Yeah, yeah, it has to be. - Peter. Peter! 1391 01:23:56,969 --> 01:23:58,504 - Hey, Peter! - Peter! 1392 01:23:58,638 --> 01:24:00,105 Yeah. 1393 01:24:04,409 --> 01:24:05,409 Whoa! 1394 01:24:07,445 --> 01:24:08,948 Hi. Hi. 1395 01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:12,117 No, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. I'm a nice guy. 1396 01:24:14,854 --> 01:24:16,288 Okay. 1397 01:24:18,791 --> 01:24:21,326 - Who the hell are you? - I'm Peter Parker. 1398 01:24:21,459 --> 01:24:25,531 - That's not possible. - I am Spider-Man, in my world. 1399 01:24:25,665 --> 01:24:28,834 But then yesterday, I was... 1400 01:24:30,503 --> 01:24:32,370 I was just here. 1401 01:24:33,906 --> 01:24:35,173 Wow. 1402 01:24:36,776 --> 01:24:41,346 String theory, multi-dimensional reality... 1403 01:24:41,479 --> 01:24:43,683 and matter displacement. 1404 01:24:43,816 --> 01:24:45,651 - All real? - Yeah. 1405 01:24:45,785 --> 01:24:47,385 I knew it. 1406 01:24:48,688 --> 01:24:50,990 This has to be because of the spell. 1407 01:24:51,122 --> 01:24:52,825 The spell? Like magic spell? 1408 01:24:52,959 --> 01:24:54,794 - There's no spell. No. - No spell. 1409 01:24:54,927 --> 01:24:56,629 - Magic's real here too? - I mean... 1410 01:24:56,762 --> 01:24:58,531 - Shut up, Ned. - No, it's not real. 1411 01:24:58,664 --> 01:25:01,734 - Shut up. Stop talking. - There's magicians, but no... 1412 01:25:01,867 --> 01:25:04,202 Stop. Stop. 1413 01:25:04,336 --> 01:25:05,638 - Prove it. - Prove what? 1414 01:25:05,771 --> 01:25:07,740 - That you're Peter Parker. - I don't carry 1415 01:25:07,873 --> 01:25:09,407 an ID with me, you know? 1416 01:25:09,542 --> 01:25:12,310 Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing. 1417 01:25:14,346 --> 01:25:16,426 - Why'd you do that? - To see if you have the tingle. 1418 01:25:16,549 --> 01:25:18,483 I have the tingle thing, just not for bread. 1419 01:25:18,618 --> 01:25:20,553 Can you not throw the bread again? 1420 01:25:20,686 --> 01:25:23,388 You're a deeply mistrusting person... 1421 01:25:24,657 --> 01:25:26,257 and I respect it. 1422 01:25:31,229 --> 01:25:32,098 Crawl around. 1423 01:25:32,230 --> 01:25:34,100 - Crawl around? - Yes. 1424 01:25:34,232 --> 01:25:35,801 - No. - Yes, crawl around. 1425 01:25:35,935 --> 01:25:37,535 - Why do I need to? - This is not enough. 1426 01:25:37,603 --> 01:25:38,904 - This is plenty. - No, it's not. 1427 01:25:39,038 --> 01:25:40,749 - Yes, it is. It is. - No, it's not. Nuh-uh. 1428 01:25:40,773 --> 01:25:43,408 - How do I stick to the ceiling? - Do it. 1429 01:25:44,710 --> 01:25:45,978 Ned. 1430 01:25:51,617 --> 01:25:53,385 My lola's asking if you could just 1431 01:25:53,519 --> 01:25:54,987 get the cobweb there. 1432 01:25:55,121 --> 01:25:57,389 - Since you're, like, up there. - Yeah. 1433 01:26:05,031 --> 01:26:06,666 Thank you. 1434 01:26:10,770 --> 01:26:12,104 We goo...? 1435 01:26:12,237 --> 01:26:14,674 - We good? - For now. 1436 01:26:14,807 --> 01:26:17,743 So I opened the wrong portal to the wrong Peter Parker. 1437 01:26:17,877 --> 01:26:20,112 I guess you keep doing it until we find the real one. 1438 01:26:20,245 --> 01:26:22,682 - Ouch. - No offense. 1439 01:26:22,815 --> 01:26:24,650 - Okay. - Okay. You got it. 1440 01:26:26,719 --> 01:26:28,054 Find Peter Parker. 1441 01:26:28,186 --> 01:26:30,156 - What's the thing on his hand? - Shh. 1442 01:26:30,288 --> 01:26:32,591 Find Peter Parker. 1443 01:26:34,325 --> 01:26:36,294 Find Peter Parker! 1444 01:26:45,236 --> 01:26:47,439 Great, it's just some random guy. 1445 01:26:47,573 --> 01:26:48,774 Hello. 1446 01:26:48,908 --> 01:26:50,241 Um, I hope it's okay, 1447 01:26:50,375 --> 01:26:52,343 I just came through this, uh... 1448 01:26:52,477 --> 01:26:54,479 Oh. It just closed. 1449 01:26:55,948 --> 01:26:57,149 You're Peter? 1450 01:26:57,282 --> 01:27:00,318 Yeah. Peter Parker. 1451 01:27:02,387 --> 01:27:04,123 I... I've seen you two... 1452 01:27:06,491 --> 01:27:07,860 Hi. Heh. 1453 01:27:11,597 --> 01:27:14,299 Wait. He's... He's not your friend. 1454 01:27:26,912 --> 01:27:29,982 Huh. 1455 01:27:30,116 --> 01:27:33,185 Wait. So you're Spider-Man too? Why didn't you just say that? 1456 01:27:33,318 --> 01:27:35,721 I generally don't go around advertising it. 1457 01:27:35,855 --> 01:27:38,524 Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing. 1458 01:27:38,657 --> 01:27:40,358 - I said that. - That's what he just said. 1459 01:27:52,238 --> 01:27:55,741 My lola's asking if you could clean up the webs you just shot. 1460 01:27:55,875 --> 01:27:57,543 - Oh, sorry, Lola. - Yes, of course. 1461 01:27:57,676 --> 01:27:59,912 - I'm going to bed. - Night, Lola. 1462 01:28:00,045 --> 01:28:01,847 Good night, Ned's lola. 1463 01:28:01,981 --> 01:28:04,750 Uh, this might seem kind of weird, 1464 01:28:04,884 --> 01:28:06,719 but I've been trying to find your friend 1465 01:28:06,852 --> 01:28:08,888 ever since I got here. 1466 01:28:09,021 --> 01:28:11,123 I just have this sense that... 1467 01:28:12,892 --> 01:28:14,126 That he needs my help. 1468 01:28:14,260 --> 01:28:15,795 Our help. 1469 01:28:17,229 --> 01:28:18,264 He does. 1470 01:28:18,396 --> 01:28:20,065 We don't know where he is. 1471 01:28:20,199 --> 01:28:25,604 And, um, honestly, right now we're all he really has left. 1472 01:28:25,738 --> 01:28:30,743 Well, uh, is there some place that he might go 1473 01:28:30,876 --> 01:28:33,279 that has meaning to him? 1474 01:28:34,513 --> 01:28:37,950 Like a place where he would go to just...? 1475 01:28:38,083 --> 01:28:40,019 Get away from everything? 1476 01:28:42,688 --> 01:28:45,891 For me, it was the top of the Chrysler Building. 1477 01:28:46,025 --> 01:28:47,893 Empire State. 1478 01:28:48,027 --> 01:28:51,063 - It's a better view. - That is a sweet view. 1479 01:28:53,331 --> 01:28:55,134 Yes. 1480 01:28:55,267 --> 01:28:58,704 Yeah. I... I think I know exactly where that would be. 1481 01:29:34,439 --> 01:29:35,774 I'm sorry. 1482 01:29:42,948 --> 01:29:44,449 Peter, there's... 1483 01:29:45,618 --> 01:29:47,519 There's some people here. 1484 01:29:48,654 --> 01:29:50,488 - What? - Um... 1485 01:29:59,164 --> 01:30:01,000 Hey, wait, wait! Whoa! 1486 01:30:01,133 --> 01:30:02,201 What...? 1487 01:30:05,037 --> 01:30:06,071 Sorry... 1488 01:30:07,940 --> 01:30:08,974 about May. 1489 01:30:12,611 --> 01:30:14,914 Yeah. Sorry. 1490 01:30:16,682 --> 01:30:18,684 I got some understanding of what it is you're... 1491 01:30:18,817 --> 01:30:22,054 No, please don't tell me that you know what I'm going through. 1492 01:30:22,187 --> 01:30:24,489 - Okay. - She's gone. 1493 01:30:26,992 --> 01:30:28,394 And it's all my fault. 1494 01:30:32,564 --> 01:30:34,199 She died for nothing. 1495 01:30:37,770 --> 01:30:40,239 So I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place. 1496 01:30:40,372 --> 01:30:42,007 - Peter... - Please don't. 1497 01:30:43,042 --> 01:30:44,143 You don't belong here. 1498 01:30:44,276 --> 01:30:45,276 Either of you. 1499 01:30:45,344 --> 01:30:47,746 So I'm sending you home. 1500 01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:50,849 Those other guys are from your worlds, right? 1501 01:30:50,983 --> 01:30:52,418 So you deal with it. 1502 01:30:52,551 --> 01:30:55,187 If they die, if you kill them... 1503 01:30:55,321 --> 01:30:56,355 that's on you. 1504 01:30:57,488 --> 01:30:59,191 It's not my problem. 1505 01:30:59,325 --> 01:31:00,759 I don't care anymore. 1506 01:31:01,961 --> 01:31:03,228 I'm done. 1507 01:31:07,833 --> 01:31:10,502 I'm really sorry that I dragged you into this. 1508 01:31:13,806 --> 01:31:15,774 But you have to go home now. 1509 01:31:18,010 --> 01:31:19,244 Good luck. 1510 01:31:24,550 --> 01:31:26,552 My Uncle Ben was killed. 1511 01:31:27,987 --> 01:31:29,355 It was my fault. 1512 01:31:30,589 --> 01:31:32,024 I lost... 1513 01:31:34,693 --> 01:31:36,729 I lost Gwen, my, um... 1514 01:31:38,030 --> 01:31:39,798 She was my MJ. 1515 01:31:41,900 --> 01:31:43,435 I couldn't save her. 1516 01:31:45,070 --> 01:31:47,806 I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself for that. 1517 01:31:50,242 --> 01:31:52,578 But I carried on, tried to, um... 1518 01:31:52,711 --> 01:31:55,914 Tried to keep going, tried to keep being the, uh... 1519 01:31:57,383 --> 01:31:59,184 The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man 1520 01:31:59,318 --> 01:32:02,187 'cause I know that's what she would've wanted. 1521 01:32:02,321 --> 01:32:05,991 But at some point, I just... I stopped pulling my punches. 1522 01:32:09,595 --> 01:32:11,096 I got rageful. 1523 01:32:13,232 --> 01:32:14,600 I got bitter. 1524 01:32:15,934 --> 01:32:17,469 I just don't want you 1525 01:32:17,603 --> 01:32:20,305 to end up like... Like me. 1526 01:32:21,774 --> 01:32:24,710 The night Ben died... 1527 01:32:24,843 --> 01:32:27,546 I hunted down the man who I thought did it. 1528 01:32:29,348 --> 01:32:31,116 I wanted him dead. 1529 01:32:33,585 --> 01:32:35,120 I got what I wanted. 1530 01:32:37,489 --> 01:32:39,526 It didn't make it better. 1531 01:32:43,062 --> 01:32:45,532 It took me a long time... 1532 01:32:47,299 --> 01:32:49,701 to learn to get through that darkness. 1533 01:32:52,304 --> 01:32:54,006 I wanna kill him. 1534 01:32:56,341 --> 01:32:58,310 I wanna tear him apart. 1535 01:33:01,914 --> 01:33:04,383 I can still hear her voice in my head. 1536 01:33:09,254 --> 01:33:10,889 Even after she was hurt, 1537 01:33:11,023 --> 01:33:13,725 she said to me that we did the right thing. 1538 01:33:22,434 --> 01:33:24,203 She told me that with great power... 1539 01:33:26,305 --> 01:33:28,140 Comes great responsibility. 1540 01:33:33,378 --> 01:33:34,880 Wait, what? How do you know that? 1541 01:33:35,013 --> 01:33:36,516 Uncle Ben said it. 1542 01:33:36,648 --> 01:33:38,183 The day he died. 1543 01:33:42,821 --> 01:33:45,190 Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter. 1544 01:33:54,933 --> 01:34:00,607 Okay, so, uh, Connors, Marko, Dillon and, um... 1545 01:34:00,739 --> 01:34:03,543 I think that I can repair the devices for Dillon and Marko, 1546 01:34:03,675 --> 01:34:05,410 but the others... 1547 01:34:05,545 --> 01:34:08,780 Oh, I got Connors. I've cured him once, so no big deal. 1548 01:34:10,415 --> 01:34:13,051 - What? It's no big deal. - Great. 1549 01:34:13,185 --> 01:34:14,786 Yeah, that's great. 1550 01:34:17,055 --> 01:34:20,893 I think I can make an anti-serum for Dr. Osborn. 1551 01:34:21,026 --> 01:34:22,928 Been thinking about it a long time. 1552 01:34:25,931 --> 01:34:29,001 Gotta cure all of them. Right? 1553 01:34:30,035 --> 01:34:31,170 Right. 1554 01:34:32,605 --> 01:34:34,273 That's what we do. 1555 01:34:42,314 --> 01:34:43,749 What? 1556 01:34:43,882 --> 01:34:45,317 Just three yous. 1557 01:35:00,899 --> 01:35:01,934 Um... 1558 01:35:03,468 --> 01:35:07,072 So do you have a best friend too? 1559 01:35:08,941 --> 01:35:10,242 I did. 1560 01:35:11,944 --> 01:35:13,345 You did? 1561 01:35:14,780 --> 01:35:16,583 He died in my arms... 1562 01:35:18,150 --> 01:35:20,152 after he tried to kill me. 1563 01:35:21,787 --> 01:35:23,755 It was heartbreaking. 1564 01:35:25,457 --> 01:35:26,825 Dude. 1565 01:35:33,499 --> 01:35:35,934 - Hey. - Will you run a diagnostic? 1566 01:35:36,068 --> 01:35:37,269 Yeah. 1567 01:35:46,512 --> 01:35:48,648 Hey, you okay? 1568 01:35:48,780 --> 01:35:50,717 Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay? 1569 01:35:50,849 --> 01:35:52,150 Mm-hm. 1570 01:35:54,786 --> 01:35:57,489 You don't deserve this. 1571 01:35:57,624 --> 01:36:01,527 - I've ruined your life. - No. No, no, no. 1572 01:36:01,661 --> 01:36:03,730 Look at me. I'm here. 1573 01:36:05,130 --> 01:36:06,599 Not going anywhere. 1574 01:36:07,899 --> 01:36:09,234 We're gonna get through this. 1575 01:36:09,368 --> 01:36:12,004 And we're gonna get through it together. 1576 01:36:12,137 --> 01:36:13,405 Okay? 1577 01:36:14,507 --> 01:36:17,209 Okay. 1578 01:36:21,547 --> 01:36:22,881 Thank you. 1579 01:36:34,026 --> 01:36:36,061 You have someone? 1580 01:36:36,194 --> 01:36:37,764 No. 1581 01:36:37,896 --> 01:36:42,801 Ah, I got no time for Peter Parker stuff, you know? 1582 01:36:42,934 --> 01:36:44,403 Hm. 1583 01:36:44,537 --> 01:36:47,039 - Do you? - Uh... 1584 01:36:47,172 --> 01:36:51,276 - that's a little complicated. - Oh, I understand. 1585 01:36:51,410 --> 01:36:53,879 I guess it's just not in the cards for guys like us. 1586 01:36:54,012 --> 01:36:56,549 Well, I wouldn't give up. 1587 01:36:56,683 --> 01:36:59,552 Took a while but we made it work. 1588 01:36:59,686 --> 01:37:01,253 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1589 01:37:01,386 --> 01:37:02,854 Me and... 1590 01:37:02,988 --> 01:37:04,189 MJ. 1591 01:37:05,558 --> 01:37:07,459 My MJ. Uh... 1592 01:37:08,594 --> 01:37:11,029 It gets confusing here. 1593 01:37:11,163 --> 01:37:12,297 Yeah. 1594 01:37:12,431 --> 01:37:14,399 - Peter! - Yeah? 1595 01:37:14,534 --> 01:37:17,869 - Oh, sorry, did you mean...? - "Peter" Peter. 1596 01:37:18,003 --> 01:37:19,772 - We're all called Peter. - We're all Peter. 1597 01:37:19,905 --> 01:37:22,908 - Peter Parker? - Again, we're all Peter Parker. 1598 01:37:23,041 --> 01:37:25,645 - The computer. - Oh! 1599 01:37:25,778 --> 01:37:27,379 - Oh, I'm ready. - Yeah. Me too. 1600 01:37:27,513 --> 01:37:29,816 Okay, so now, all we gotta do 1601 01:37:29,948 --> 01:37:32,451 is lure these guys some place, right? 1602 01:37:32,585 --> 01:37:36,054 Try to cure them while they try to kill us, 1603 01:37:36,188 --> 01:37:37,657 and then send them home. 1604 01:37:37,790 --> 01:37:40,392 - Using a magic box. - Well, that's the plan. 1605 01:37:40,526 --> 01:37:43,629 Are you gonna go into battle dressed as a cool youth pastor, 1606 01:37:43,763 --> 01:37:45,430 or do you got your suit? 1607 01:37:46,632 --> 01:37:48,768 - Good. - Here's your web cartridges. 1608 01:37:48,900 --> 01:37:51,336 - Oh, thanks, man. - What's that for? 1609 01:37:51,470 --> 01:37:54,774 Uh, it's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why? 1610 01:37:54,906 --> 01:37:56,375 Whoa! 1611 01:37:57,610 --> 01:37:58,611 That came out of you. 1612 01:37:58,745 --> 01:38:00,646 Yeah. You can't do that, huh? 1613 01:38:00,780 --> 01:38:02,981 - No. - How on earth does that...? 1614 01:38:03,115 --> 01:38:05,818 We're getting sidetracked. This is where we'll do this, okay? 1615 01:38:05,951 --> 01:38:08,353 It's isolated, so no one should get hurt. 1616 01:38:08,487 --> 01:38:10,857 We draw them there with the box. It's the thing they want. 1617 01:38:10,989 --> 01:38:13,058 All we have to do is figure out how to get there. 1618 01:38:13,191 --> 01:38:14,560 - We could portal there. - What? 1619 01:38:14,694 --> 01:38:17,062 - I'm magic now. - Yeah, he's right. He can. 1620 01:38:17,195 --> 01:38:19,231 - Yeah, we saw. - Yeah, he is. 1621 01:38:19,364 --> 01:38:21,199 - Wait, really? - I got Doctor Strange magic. 1622 01:38:21,333 --> 01:38:23,168 - No way. - Yeah. 1623 01:38:23,301 --> 01:38:25,571 I promise, I won't turn into a supervillain 1624 01:38:25,705 --> 01:38:27,239 and try to kill you. 1625 01:38:29,007 --> 01:38:30,909 Okay. 1626 01:38:31,042 --> 01:38:32,678 Thank you. 1627 01:38:37,149 --> 01:38:39,418 Um, all right, here goes nothing. 1628 01:38:39,552 --> 01:38:41,554 What's that thing you always say? 1629 01:38:41,687 --> 01:38:45,257 - Expect disappointment and... - No, no, no. 1630 01:38:45,390 --> 01:38:47,058 We're gonna kick some ass. 1631 01:38:47,192 --> 01:38:48,728 Okay. 1632 01:38:48,861 --> 01:38:51,363 Cure. Cure some ass. 1633 01:38:51,496 --> 01:38:53,265 Cure that ass. 1634 01:38:55,501 --> 01:38:57,135 Ladies and gentlemen, 1635 01:38:57,269 --> 01:38:59,237 the Bugle tip line has just received a call 1636 01:38:59,371 --> 01:39:02,307 from none other than the fugitive known as Spider-Man, 1637 01:39:02,441 --> 01:39:05,511 fresh from his rampage in Queens. 1638 01:39:05,645 --> 01:39:07,179 So, Peter Parker, 1639 01:39:07,312 --> 01:39:09,715 what pernicious propaganda are you peddling? 1640 01:39:09,849 --> 01:39:11,483 - Just the truth. - Oh, sure. 1641 01:39:11,617 --> 01:39:14,085 The truth is... 1642 01:39:14,219 --> 01:39:16,421 that this is all my fault. 1643 01:39:16,556 --> 01:39:19,090 I accidentally brought those dangerous people here. 1644 01:39:19,224 --> 01:39:20,827 Well, he admits it. 1645 01:39:20,959 --> 01:39:22,929 And if those people are watching... 1646 01:39:24,530 --> 01:39:27,600 just know that I really did try to help you. 1647 01:39:27,733 --> 01:39:30,368 I mean, I could have killed you... 1648 01:39:30,503 --> 01:39:33,104 at any given moment, but I didn't. 1649 01:39:34,807 --> 01:39:36,107 My Aunt May taught me 1650 01:39:36,241 --> 01:39:38,043 that everyone deserves a second chance. 1651 01:39:38,176 --> 01:39:39,176 That's why I'm here. 1652 01:39:39,211 --> 01:39:41,112 And where is "here," exactly? 1653 01:39:43,014 --> 01:39:45,116 A place that represents second chances. 1654 01:39:47,986 --> 01:39:50,690 The Statue of Liberty? Good God, folks. 1655 01:39:50,823 --> 01:39:54,025 He's about to destroy another national landmark. 1656 01:39:54,159 --> 01:39:55,761 World, if you're watching... 1657 01:39:55,895 --> 01:39:58,463 Believe me, the world is watching. 1658 01:39:58,598 --> 01:40:00,098 wish me luck. 1659 01:40:01,601 --> 01:40:03,836 Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man could use some. 1660 01:40:10,308 --> 01:40:12,410 Okay, guys, it could be any minute now. 1661 01:40:12,545 --> 01:40:14,814 Yep, almost done. 1662 01:40:19,652 --> 01:40:24,189 You know, Max was like the sweetest guy ever 1663 01:40:24,322 --> 01:40:28,794 before he fell into... a pool of electric eels. 1664 01:40:28,928 --> 01:40:30,596 That'll do it. 1665 01:40:31,931 --> 01:40:34,000 Mm. Oh, there it goes. 1666 01:40:35,267 --> 01:40:37,135 Heh, you okay? 1667 01:40:37,269 --> 01:40:39,037 Oh, it's my back. 1668 01:40:39,170 --> 01:40:42,440 It's kind of stiff from all the swinging, I guess. 1669 01:40:42,575 --> 01:40:44,442 Yeah. No, I got a middle back thing too. 1670 01:40:44,577 --> 01:40:47,947 - Really? - Yeah. You want me to crack it? 1671 01:40:48,079 --> 01:40:49,381 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1672 01:40:49,515 --> 01:40:51,182 - Yeah, that'd be great. - All right. 1673 01:40:52,585 --> 01:40:53,786 - You ready? - Yeah. 1674 01:40:57,023 --> 01:40:59,224 Yep. That's good. 1675 01:40:59,357 --> 01:41:02,528 - How is it? - Wow. 1676 01:41:02,662 --> 01:41:05,031 - That's good. That's better. - Right? Yeah. 1677 01:41:05,163 --> 01:41:06,197 Wow. 1678 01:41:09,467 --> 01:41:12,370 This is so cool. I always wanted brothers. 1679 01:41:13,940 --> 01:41:16,943 So you, like, make your own web fluid in your body? 1680 01:41:17,075 --> 01:41:18,711 I'd rather not talk about this. 1681 01:41:18,844 --> 01:41:20,780 - I don't mean to... - But are you teasing me? 1682 01:41:20,913 --> 01:41:22,280 No, no. He's not teasing you. 1683 01:41:22,414 --> 01:41:24,684 It's just that we can't do that, 1684 01:41:24,817 --> 01:41:28,219 so we're curious as to how your web situation works, that's all. 1685 01:41:28,353 --> 01:41:31,023 If it's personal, I don't wanna pry, but I think it's cool. 1686 01:41:31,156 --> 01:41:34,192 I... I wish I could tell you, but it's, like, I don't do it. 1687 01:41:34,326 --> 01:41:36,662 Like I don't... Like I don't do breathing. 1688 01:41:36,796 --> 01:41:38,664 - Like, breathing just happens. - Whoa. 1689 01:41:38,798 --> 01:41:40,533 Does it just come out of your wrists, 1690 01:41:40,666 --> 01:41:43,069 or does it come out of anywhere else? 1691 01:41:43,201 --> 01:41:45,370 Only... Only the wrists. 1692 01:41:45,504 --> 01:41:47,673 Never had a block? I run out of webs all the time. 1693 01:41:47,807 --> 01:41:50,241 - I have to make my own in a lab. - Right. That's... 1694 01:41:50,375 --> 01:41:52,511 It's a hassle compared to what you got. 1695 01:41:52,645 --> 01:41:54,046 Sounds like a hassle. But I did. 1696 01:41:54,179 --> 01:41:55,413 You said that, I was like, 1697 01:41:55,548 --> 01:41:58,149 - "Oh, I had a web block." - Whoa. Why? 1698 01:41:58,283 --> 01:41:59,919 Existential crisis stuff. 1699 01:42:00,052 --> 01:42:01,486 Yeah. Don't get me started on that. 1700 01:42:01,621 --> 01:42:04,690 Hey. What are, like, some of the craziest villains 1701 01:42:04,824 --> 01:42:07,201 - that you guys have fought? - Seems you've met some of them. 1702 01:42:07,225 --> 01:42:08,794 Heh-heh, that's a good question. 1703 01:42:08,928 --> 01:42:14,232 Yeah, I fought an alien made out of black goo once. 1704 01:42:14,366 --> 01:42:16,434 Oh, no way. I fought an alien too. 1705 01:42:16,569 --> 01:42:18,236 - On Earth and in space. - Oh. 1706 01:42:18,370 --> 01:42:20,106 - He was purple. - I wanna fight an alien. 1707 01:42:20,238 --> 01:42:24,777 I'm still, like, that you fought an alien in space. 1708 01:42:24,910 --> 01:42:27,580 I'm lame compared... I fought a Russian guy 1709 01:42:27,713 --> 01:42:29,081 in a rhinoceros machine. 1710 01:42:29,214 --> 01:42:31,884 Can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 1711 01:42:32,018 --> 01:42:34,319 - 'Cause you are not. - Thanks. I appreciate that. 1712 01:42:34,452 --> 01:42:36,656 - I'm not saying I am... - But it's just the self-talk. 1713 01:42:36,789 --> 01:42:38,624 - Maybe we should... - Listen, I... 1714 01:42:38,758 --> 01:42:40,225 'Cause you're amazing. 1715 01:42:40,358 --> 01:42:42,227 Just to take it in for a minute. 1716 01:42:42,360 --> 01:42:44,797 - Yeah, I can take it in. - You... You are amazing. 1717 01:42:44,930 --> 01:42:46,599 - I can. Thank you. - You are amazing. 1718 01:42:46,732 --> 01:42:48,433 - Will you say it? - I needed to hear that. 1719 01:42:48,567 --> 01:42:50,102 Thank you. 1720 01:42:50,235 --> 01:42:52,605 All right, guys, focus up. You feel that? 1721 01:42:52,738 --> 01:42:54,006 Yeah. 1722 01:43:01,147 --> 01:43:03,082 What's up, Peter? 1723 01:43:05,383 --> 01:43:07,787 How you like the new-new? 1724 01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:11,757 Look, you give it to me, I'm gonna destroy it. 1725 01:43:13,258 --> 01:43:15,094 But I'll let you live. 1726 01:43:15,226 --> 01:43:17,596 Don't make me a murderer, Peter. 1727 01:43:19,632 --> 01:43:21,667 Okay, guys, here he comes. 1728 01:43:28,107 --> 01:43:30,943 Hey, Max, I missed you, man. Ho! 1729 01:43:33,546 --> 01:43:35,981 All right, MJ, heads up! 1730 01:43:36,115 --> 01:43:38,249 Got it! Close it. 1731 01:43:40,385 --> 01:43:42,154 Uh, Ned, it's not closing. 1732 01:43:42,287 --> 01:43:43,421 Yeah, I know. 1733 01:43:43,556 --> 01:43:45,157 - Why isn't it closing? - I don't know. 1734 01:43:45,290 --> 01:43:48,326 - Did you close it before? No? - I mean, I've opened some. 1735 01:43:57,169 --> 01:43:59,538 Max, Max, Max. Can we talk for a second? 1736 01:43:59,672 --> 01:44:02,340 - Just you and me, just talk? - Look who showed up. 1737 01:44:02,474 --> 01:44:04,610 - My old friend Spider-Man. - I'm trying to save you. 1738 01:44:04,744 --> 01:44:07,022 - That's all I've ever wanted. - You're not trying to save me. 1739 01:44:07,046 --> 01:44:09,314 - I am. - You ain't even the shit no more. 1740 01:44:09,447 --> 01:44:11,150 - Oh... - Don't worry about me. 1741 01:44:11,282 --> 01:44:13,318 I'll save myself. 1742 01:44:13,451 --> 01:44:16,055 - Burn up! - Aah! Whoa! 1743 01:44:16,188 --> 01:44:17,823 Well, I got his attention. Now what? 1744 01:44:17,957 --> 01:44:19,390 Okay, great. 1745 01:44:19,525 --> 01:44:23,495 Just FYI, lizard guy's here too. 1746 01:44:24,964 --> 01:44:27,199 Guys, comm check. Hello? 1747 01:44:27,332 --> 01:44:28,768 I need Max's cure. 1748 01:44:28,901 --> 01:44:31,003 Yeah. I'm on it. 1749 01:44:31,137 --> 01:44:32,505 I need the Lizard cure. 1750 01:44:32,638 --> 01:44:34,840 Uh, okay, okay. 1751 01:44:39,845 --> 01:44:41,514 Where's the box, Peter? 1752 01:44:41,647 --> 01:44:43,883 - Flint, we could help everyone. - I don't care! 1753 01:44:55,761 --> 01:44:56,962 Sorry! 1754 01:44:58,197 --> 01:44:59,265 Gross! 1755 01:44:59,397 --> 01:45:00,766 Sad to tell you, Sandman, 1756 01:45:00,900 --> 01:45:02,601 nobody's going home. 1757 01:45:41,006 --> 01:45:42,775 What the hell is going on out there? 1758 01:45:42,908 --> 01:45:44,610 I keep yelling at you, Peter 2! 1759 01:45:44,743 --> 01:45:47,880 - But I thought you were Peter 2. - What? I'm not Peter 2. 1760 01:45:48,013 --> 01:45:50,216 Stop arguing, both of you! Listen to Peter 1. 1761 01:45:50,348 --> 01:45:52,151 We're clearly not very good at this. 1762 01:45:52,284 --> 01:45:53,384 I know, I know. We suck. 1763 01:45:53,519 --> 01:45:55,221 I don't know how to work as a team. 1764 01:45:55,353 --> 01:45:58,157 - Me neither. - I do. I've been in a team, okay? 1765 01:45:58,290 --> 01:45:59,825 I don't wanna brag, but I will. 1766 01:45:59,959 --> 01:46:00,959 I was in the Avengers. 1767 01:46:01,026 --> 01:46:02,294 - The Avengers? - Yeah. 1768 01:46:02,427 --> 01:46:03,629 - That's great. - Thank you. 1769 01:46:03,762 --> 01:46:05,631 What is that? 1770 01:46:05,764 --> 01:46:07,733 - You don't have the Avengers? - Is that a band? 1771 01:46:07,867 --> 01:46:10,302 - Are you in a band? - No, I'm not in a band. 1772 01:46:10,435 --> 01:46:11,971 The Avengers is Earth's mightiest... 1773 01:46:12,104 --> 01:46:13,806 - How's this helping? - It's not important. 1774 01:46:13,939 --> 01:46:15,708 All we gotta do is focus, trust your tingle 1775 01:46:15,841 --> 01:46:17,209 and coordinate our attacks. 1776 01:46:17,343 --> 01:46:18,777 Yes. Okay. 1777 01:46:18,911 --> 01:46:20,779 - Let's pick one target. - Right. 1778 01:46:20,913 --> 01:46:22,513 We take them off the board one at a time. 1779 01:46:22,581 --> 01:46:25,117 - You got it. Peter 1, Peter 2. - Peter 2. 1780 01:46:25,251 --> 01:46:26,484 - Peter 3. - Peter 3. 1781 01:46:26,619 --> 01:46:29,221 - Let's do this. Ready? - Wait, wait, wait! 1782 01:46:29,355 --> 01:46:31,023 I love you guys. 1783 01:46:33,424 --> 01:46:34,793 Thank you. 1784 01:46:36,161 --> 01:46:38,330 - All right, let's do this. - Let's go. 1785 01:46:44,136 --> 01:46:45,871 Yes! 1786 01:47:07,626 --> 01:47:09,561 Okay, Spider-Mans. 1787 01:47:09,695 --> 01:47:11,664 Sandman's first. 1788 01:47:11,797 --> 01:47:13,866 I'm gonna lead him inside the statue. 1789 01:47:13,999 --> 01:47:16,502 I'll meet you at the top. 1790 01:47:18,137 --> 01:47:19,905 - Come on! - Hey! 1791 01:47:22,942 --> 01:47:25,911 - Hey, Dr. Connors. - Hello, Peter. 1792 01:47:27,112 --> 01:47:29,348 - Peter 1! - I got it! 1793 01:47:40,960 --> 01:47:43,494 Flint, we're trying to help you! 1794 01:47:45,496 --> 01:47:47,099 Guys, I'm at the top. 1795 01:47:47,232 --> 01:47:48,567 I need the cure! 1796 01:47:50,970 --> 01:47:52,905 I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. 1797 01:47:54,472 --> 01:47:58,243 Just wait your turn, doc! 1798 01:47:58,377 --> 01:48:00,245 I'll be right back. 1799 01:48:36,749 --> 01:48:38,017 It's okay, Flint. 1800 01:48:40,219 --> 01:48:42,488 We're gonna get you home. 1801 01:48:42,621 --> 01:48:45,024 You just stay right here. 1802 01:48:49,661 --> 01:48:50,696 How do we stop him? 1803 01:48:50,829 --> 01:48:52,040 I've never seen him this powerful. 1804 01:48:52,064 --> 01:48:52,931 It's the arc reactor. 1805 01:48:53,065 --> 01:48:54,133 We gotta get it off him. 1806 01:48:54,266 --> 01:48:56,201 You're not gonna take this from me. 1807 01:48:58,771 --> 01:49:00,439 That's not gonna work. 1808 01:49:04,943 --> 01:49:06,513 We gotta do this up close. 1809 01:49:06,645 --> 01:49:08,380 Peter 2, go right. Peter 3, go left. 1810 01:49:08,515 --> 01:49:09,548 On me. Unh! 1811 01:49:13,252 --> 01:49:15,721 Yeah! 1812 01:49:37,076 --> 01:49:40,179 I'm trying to close it. I can't help that it's not working. 1813 01:49:40,312 --> 01:49:43,115 It's fine. You'll do it again. We'll keep trying. 1814 01:49:43,248 --> 01:49:45,126 - All right, we got this. - Focus and close the portal. 1815 01:49:45,150 --> 01:49:46,385 Close it. 1816 01:49:49,655 --> 01:49:51,356 Oh, no. No, no, no. 1817 01:49:51,490 --> 01:49:54,059 And that is a lizard, and we should go! 1818 01:49:58,664 --> 01:50:00,365 Run! 1819 01:50:00,500 --> 01:50:02,901 Come on! Come on, this way. Quick, quick, quick! 1820 01:50:03,035 --> 01:50:04,303 Connors, stop! 1821 01:50:13,679 --> 01:50:14,880 Yeah. 1822 01:50:27,259 --> 01:50:29,728 Leave them. They're mine. 1823 01:50:29,862 --> 01:50:32,397 I don't need your help. I got it just fine. 1824 01:50:32,532 --> 01:50:34,766 Dr. Octavius, no. 1825 01:50:37,269 --> 01:50:39,071 What are you doing? 1826 01:50:40,372 --> 01:50:41,640 Get it off of me. 1827 01:50:52,552 --> 01:50:53,752 There you go. 1828 01:51:12,738 --> 01:51:13,805 MJ! 1829 01:51:24,617 --> 01:51:26,051 Whoa. 1830 01:51:26,185 --> 01:51:27,986 - We gotta hide this thing. - Oh, right. 1831 01:51:32,191 --> 01:51:34,126 - Nice, Ned! - Oh, yeah! 1832 01:51:35,060 --> 01:51:37,229 Oh. 1833 01:51:37,362 --> 01:51:38,362 Where is he? 1834 01:51:38,463 --> 01:51:39,965 - No! - Wait, wait, wait. 1835 01:51:40,098 --> 01:51:41,418 Before you do anything, Mister... 1836 01:51:41,534 --> 01:51:44,102 Doctor Strange, sir, Peter's plan is working. 1837 01:51:44,236 --> 01:51:46,405 - What plan? - He's curing them. 1838 01:51:54,980 --> 01:51:56,181 Dr. Connors? 1839 01:51:59,552 --> 01:52:01,119 Welcome back, sir. 1840 01:52:02,754 --> 01:52:04,456 Well, I'll be damned. 1841 01:52:06,959 --> 01:52:09,461 Did you just open a portal? 1842 01:52:09,596 --> 01:52:11,363 Yes... Yes, sir, I did. 1843 01:52:11,496 --> 01:52:12,864 Hmm. 1844 01:52:18,504 --> 01:52:22,274 Max? 1845 01:52:22,407 --> 01:52:25,545 - Don't worry. I'm all tapped out. - Are you sure about that? 1846 01:52:27,446 --> 01:52:29,181 Back to being a nobody. 1847 01:52:29,314 --> 01:52:32,552 - You were never a nobody, Max. - Yes, I was. Yes, I was. 1848 01:52:32,685 --> 01:52:33,752 You didn't see me. 1849 01:52:35,320 --> 01:52:37,155 Can I tell you something, though? 1850 01:52:37,289 --> 01:52:38,890 Yeah. 1851 01:52:39,024 --> 01:52:41,527 You got a nice face. You're just a kid. 1852 01:52:41,661 --> 01:52:44,429 - Ehh... - You're from Queens. 1853 01:52:44,564 --> 01:52:47,833 You got that suit. You help a lot of poor people. 1854 01:52:47,966 --> 01:52:50,869 I just thought you was gonna be Black. 1855 01:52:51,003 --> 01:52:53,338 - Oh, man, I'm sorry. - Oh, don't apologize. 1856 01:52:53,472 --> 01:52:56,842 There's gotta be a Black Spider-Man somewhere out there. 1857 01:52:59,344 --> 01:53:01,079 Goddamn eels. 1858 01:53:04,316 --> 01:53:06,184 The power of the sun. 1859 01:53:08,987 --> 01:53:11,089 In the palm of your hand. 1860 01:53:11,223 --> 01:53:12,692 Peter? 1861 01:53:14,326 --> 01:53:15,728 Otto. 1862 01:53:17,095 --> 01:53:19,699 Oh, it's good to see you, dear boy. 1863 01:53:19,831 --> 01:53:21,800 It's good to see you. 1864 01:53:21,933 --> 01:53:23,468 You're all grown up. 1865 01:53:24,903 --> 01:53:26,038 How are you? 1866 01:53:28,240 --> 01:53:29,374 Trying to do better. 1867 01:53:36,716 --> 01:53:38,551 - Strange, wait, we're so close. - Skip it! 1868 01:53:38,685 --> 01:53:41,420 I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for 12 hours. 1869 01:53:41,554 --> 01:53:44,590 I know, I know, I know. I, uh... Um... Uh... 1870 01:53:44,724 --> 01:53:47,259 I'm sorry about that, sir. I mean... 1871 01:53:47,392 --> 01:53:50,362 - You went to the Grand Canyon? - He could have used your help. 1872 01:53:50,495 --> 01:53:52,598 It's okay. Uh, these are my new friends. 1873 01:53:52,732 --> 01:53:55,052 This is Peter Parker, Peter Parker. Spider-Man, Spider-Man. 1874 01:53:55,167 --> 01:53:56,569 They're mes from other universes. 1875 01:53:56,703 --> 01:53:58,012 - No, no, no. - They're here to help. 1876 01:53:58,036 --> 01:53:59,147 He's the wizard I told you about. 1877 01:53:59,171 --> 01:54:00,872 Look, I am really impressed 1878 01:54:01,006 --> 01:54:04,142 that you've managed to give them all a second chance, kid. 1879 01:54:04,276 --> 01:54:06,411 But this has to end. Now. 1880 01:54:06,546 --> 01:54:09,981 Can the Spider-Man come out to play? 1881 01:54:31,838 --> 01:54:33,506 Strange, no! 1882 01:55:02,334 --> 01:55:03,636 Are you okay? 1883 01:55:04,637 --> 01:55:06,037 Yeah. 1884 01:55:06,171 --> 01:55:07,472 I'm okay. 1885 01:55:09,776 --> 01:55:10,976 Are you okay? 1886 01:55:28,160 --> 01:55:29,194 Whoa! 1887 01:56:28,420 --> 01:56:30,422 Thank you, Mr. Cape, sir. 1888 01:56:33,325 --> 01:56:34,527 Ned? 1889 01:56:35,528 --> 01:56:36,929 - Ned! - Hey! 1890 01:56:41,199 --> 01:56:43,268 - MJ! - Peter? 1891 01:56:43,401 --> 01:56:45,972 - Ned! - Peter! 1892 01:56:46,104 --> 01:56:47,239 Hey! 1893 01:56:47,372 --> 01:56:49,474 - Are you okay? - We're okay! 1894 01:57:03,589 --> 01:57:05,457 Poor Peter. 1895 01:57:05,591 --> 01:57:09,695 Too weak to send me home to die. 1896 01:57:09,829 --> 01:57:11,329 No. 1897 01:57:11,463 --> 01:57:13,966 I just wanna kill you myself. 1898 01:57:14,099 --> 01:57:15,835 Attaboy. 1899 01:59:05,276 --> 01:59:09,582 She was there because of you. 1900 01:59:09,715 --> 01:59:13,786 I may have struck the blow, but you... 1901 01:59:16,555 --> 01:59:20,993 Ha-ha, you are the one that killed her. 1902 01:59:48,020 --> 01:59:49,622 Peter. 1903 02:00:02,367 --> 02:00:03,636 What have I done? 1904 02:00:07,640 --> 02:00:09,340 - It's you. - You okay? 1905 02:00:09,474 --> 02:00:12,611 Uh, yeah, I'm good. I've been stabbed before. 1906 02:00:12,745 --> 02:00:14,312 - Oh, good, good, good. - Hey. 1907 02:00:14,446 --> 02:00:16,916 - Oh, man. - Hey, nice catch. 1908 02:00:17,983 --> 02:00:21,352 Nice throw. 1909 02:00:21,486 --> 02:00:24,322 What? Is that happening, or am I dying? 1910 02:00:24,456 --> 02:00:25,856 Yeah, that's happening. That's real. 1911 02:00:25,958 --> 02:00:27,793 Are there people in the sky? 1912 02:00:36,434 --> 02:00:38,771 - I gotta go. - Yeah. I got it. You okay? 1913 02:00:43,175 --> 02:00:44,409 What's happening? 1914 02:00:44,543 --> 02:00:46,712 They're coming through. I can't stop them. 1915 02:00:46,846 --> 02:00:48,355 There's gotta be something we could do. 1916 02:00:48,379 --> 02:00:49,849 Can't you just cast the spell again? 1917 02:00:49,982 --> 02:00:52,218 The original way, before I screwed it up. 1918 02:00:52,350 --> 02:00:54,486 We're too late for that. They're here. 1919 02:00:54,620 --> 02:00:56,722 They're here because of you. 1920 02:01:02,027 --> 02:01:03,596 What if everyone forgot who I was? 1921 02:01:03,729 --> 02:01:04,830 What? 1922 02:01:04,964 --> 02:01:06,364 They're coming because of me, right? 1923 02:01:06,499 --> 02:01:09,735 Because I'm Peter Parker? So cast a new spell. 1924 02:01:09,869 --> 02:01:12,238 But this time, make everyone forget who Peter Parker is. 1925 02:01:12,370 --> 02:01:14,106 Make everyone forget... 1926 02:01:15,708 --> 02:01:17,076 - me. - No. 1927 02:01:17,209 --> 02:01:21,279 - But it would work, right? - Yeah, it would work. 1928 02:01:21,412 --> 02:01:24,016 But you gotta understand, that would mean that everyone 1929 02:01:24,150 --> 02:01:27,052 who knows and loves you, we... 1930 02:01:28,821 --> 02:01:30,956 We'd have no memory of you. 1931 02:01:32,490 --> 02:01:34,794 It would be as though you never existed. 1932 02:01:37,830 --> 02:01:39,231 I know. 1933 02:01:40,533 --> 02:01:41,901 Do it. 1934 02:01:45,504 --> 02:01:48,607 You better go and say your goodbyes. You don't have long. 1935 02:01:48,741 --> 02:01:50,910 - Thank you, sir. - Call me Stephen. 1936 02:01:54,246 --> 02:01:55,346 Thank you, Stephen. 1937 02:01:57,415 --> 02:02:00,286 Yeah. Still feels weird. 1938 02:02:02,888 --> 02:02:04,123 I'll see you around. 1939 02:02:06,025 --> 02:02:07,560 So long, kid. 1940 02:02:14,834 --> 02:02:17,703 Hey. Uh, I think this is it. 1941 02:02:17,837 --> 02:02:20,072 - I think you're about to go home. - Okay. 1942 02:02:20,206 --> 02:02:23,142 - All right. - Um, look, I, uh... 1943 02:02:24,610 --> 02:02:26,444 Thank you. 1944 02:02:26,579 --> 02:02:30,282 I just wanna... I want you to... I wanna tell you that... 1945 02:02:30,415 --> 02:02:32,318 I don't know how to say this. 1946 02:02:32,450 --> 02:02:34,220 - Peter. - I want you to know that I... 1947 02:02:35,855 --> 02:02:38,423 You know. It's what we do. 1948 02:02:40,226 --> 02:02:42,928 Yeah, it's what we do. Um... 1949 02:02:43,062 --> 02:02:46,832 Right, I gotta find Ned and MJ. I, uh... 1950 02:02:46,966 --> 02:02:49,168 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1951 02:02:53,471 --> 02:02:55,941 - I guess I'll see you. - See you. 1952 02:02:56,075 --> 02:02:57,710 Bye. 1953 02:02:59,645 --> 02:03:01,479 - Oh... - You're in so much pain, huh? 1954 02:03:01,614 --> 02:03:02,681 - I am. - Yeah. 1955 02:03:06,685 --> 02:03:08,721 Oh, you're okay. Oh! 1956 02:03:08,854 --> 02:03:11,724 Yeah, you did. So proud of you. 1957 02:03:11,857 --> 02:03:14,727 - Are you okay? - Yeah, we're okay. 1958 02:03:14,860 --> 02:03:16,900 - Oh, my God, you're bleeding. - I'm fine. I'm okay. 1959 02:03:17,029 --> 02:03:18,864 - You sure? - I'm fine, I promise. 1960 02:03:18,998 --> 02:03:20,332 - Okay, okay. - I promise. 1961 02:03:20,465 --> 02:03:22,400 Good. 1962 02:03:22,534 --> 02:03:25,070 Um, we should go, right? 1963 02:03:27,606 --> 02:03:30,408 Yeah. You're gonna forget who I am. 1964 02:03:32,344 --> 02:03:33,712 - What? - Forget who you are? 1965 02:03:33,846 --> 02:03:35,915 What are you talking about? 1966 02:03:36,048 --> 02:03:38,817 It's okay. I'm gonna come and find you, 1967 02:03:38,951 --> 02:03:40,819 and I'll explain everything. 1968 02:03:42,655 --> 02:03:45,391 I'll make you remember me. 1969 02:03:45,524 --> 02:03:48,227 And it'll be like none of this ever happened. Okay? 1970 02:03:48,360 --> 02:03:51,530 But what if that doesn't work? What if that doesn't work? 1971 02:03:51,664 --> 02:03:54,667 What if we can't remember you? I don't wanna do that. 1972 02:03:54,800 --> 02:03:57,636 - I don't wanna do that. - I know. MJ, I know. 1973 02:03:57,770 --> 02:04:01,340 There's not something we can do? We can't come up with a plan? 1974 02:04:01,472 --> 02:04:03,809 There's always something we can do. 1975 02:04:04,944 --> 02:04:06,745 There's nothing we can do. 1976 02:04:10,783 --> 02:04:12,384 But it'll be okay. 1977 02:04:16,221 --> 02:04:17,256 You promise? 1978 02:04:20,359 --> 02:04:21,894 Yeah, I promise. 1979 02:04:33,072 --> 02:04:35,074 I'll come find you, okay? 1980 02:04:35,207 --> 02:04:36,875 I know you will. 1981 02:04:37,977 --> 02:04:39,511 - Okay. - Okay. 1982 02:04:41,479 --> 02:04:42,848 You better. 1983 02:04:44,683 --> 02:04:46,618 If you don't, I'll just figure it out. 1984 02:04:46,752 --> 02:04:49,221 I've done it before, I can do it again. 1985 02:04:50,222 --> 02:04:52,091 I promise I'll fix this. 1986 02:04:53,192 --> 02:04:54,793 I really hate magic. 1987 02:04:56,095 --> 02:04:57,596 Yeah. Me too. 1988 02:05:01,934 --> 02:05:03,068 I love you. 1989 02:05:09,408 --> 02:05:11,844 - I love... - Just wait. 1990 02:05:11,977 --> 02:05:14,480 Wait and tell me when you see me again. 1991 02:05:16,415 --> 02:05:17,783 Sure. 1992 02:06:44,937 --> 02:06:46,472 I love you. 1993 02:07:24,743 --> 02:07:26,912 It's been a few weeks since the fiasco 1994 02:07:27,045 --> 02:07:29,582 on the Statue of Liberty, and Spider-Man's cultists 1995 02:07:29,715 --> 02:07:34,419 continue to contend that the vile vigilante is a hero. 1996 02:07:34,554 --> 02:07:36,589 Well, if he were a hero, he'd unmask himself 1997 02:07:36,722 --> 02:07:38,657 and tell us who he really is, 1998 02:07:38,790 --> 02:07:42,261 because only a coward conceals his identity. 1999 02:07:42,394 --> 02:07:45,497 Only a coward hides his true intentions. 2000 02:07:45,632 --> 02:07:47,833 Rest assured, ladies and gentlemen, 2001 02:07:47,966 --> 02:07:50,235 this reporter will uncover those intentions 2002 02:07:50,369 --> 02:07:52,004 come hell or high water. 2003 02:07:52,137 --> 02:07:57,109 Hi. My name is Peter Parker. You don't know me, but I, uh... 2004 02:07:58,578 --> 02:07:59,912 Hi, my name is Peter Parker, 2005 02:08:00,045 --> 02:08:01,980 and you don't know me, but you... 2006 02:08:04,917 --> 02:08:06,785 Okay, come on. 2007 02:08:08,387 --> 02:08:09,955 - No way. - Hard to believe, isn't it? 2008 02:08:19,798 --> 02:08:21,133 Hey. 2009 02:08:26,238 --> 02:08:28,641 One sec. Can I help you? 2010 02:08:28,774 --> 02:08:33,178 Hi. Um, my name is Peter Parker, and I... 2011 02:08:36,815 --> 02:08:40,152 would like a coffee, please. 2012 02:08:40,285 --> 02:08:42,354 Okay, no problem, Peter Parker. 2013 02:08:49,629 --> 02:08:51,463 Doughnut for my fellow Engineer. 2014 02:08:51,598 --> 02:08:53,465 Oh! Wait, what? 2015 02:08:53,600 --> 02:08:55,367 MIT, they're the Engineers. The mascot. 2016 02:08:55,501 --> 02:08:58,003 Oh, right, right, right. I should probably know that. 2017 02:08:58,136 --> 02:09:00,172 Look at you with the school spirit. 2018 02:09:00,305 --> 02:09:02,040 Tell anybody, I will deny it. 2019 02:09:02,174 --> 02:09:03,875 Oh, okay. 2020 02:09:13,519 --> 02:09:16,355 Peter Parker? Peter Parker. 2021 02:09:16,488 --> 02:09:17,590 Your coffee. 2022 02:09:17,724 --> 02:09:19,224 - Right. Thank you. - Mm-hm. 2023 02:09:19,358 --> 02:09:20,560 Um... 2024 02:09:22,127 --> 02:09:24,196 Are you excited for MIT? 2025 02:09:25,163 --> 02:09:27,232 Oh, uh, right. Yeah. 2026 02:09:27,366 --> 02:09:30,737 Uh, yeah. Actually, I am excited, which is weird, 2027 02:09:30,869 --> 02:09:33,171 'cause I don't really get excited about things. 2028 02:09:33,305 --> 02:09:34,906 I kind of expect disappointment. 2029 02:09:35,040 --> 02:09:38,110 'Cause then you'll never actually be disappointed. 2030 02:09:38,243 --> 02:09:40,212 Right? 2031 02:09:40,345 --> 02:09:41,947 Uh... 2032 02:09:42,080 --> 02:09:43,915 yeah. Right. 2033 02:09:45,317 --> 02:09:47,352 I don't know, it kind of feels different 2034 02:09:47,486 --> 02:09:49,288 this time for some reason. 2035 02:10:00,032 --> 02:10:01,433 Right. Um... 2036 02:10:02,669 --> 02:10:04,970 What I was... 2037 02:10:13,513 --> 02:10:15,615 You okay? 2038 02:10:15,748 --> 02:10:17,883 It doesn't really hurt anymore. 2039 02:10:28,360 --> 02:10:30,797 Is there anything else? 2040 02:10:43,075 --> 02:10:44,309 No. 2041 02:10:47,879 --> 02:10:49,749 Thank you. 2042 02:10:49,881 --> 02:10:51,283 No problem. 2043 02:10:57,389 --> 02:10:59,726 I'll, uh, see you around. 2044 02:12:03,856 --> 02:12:05,424 How'd you know her? 2045 02:12:08,895 --> 02:12:10,962 Through Spider-Man. 2046 02:12:11,096 --> 02:12:12,096 You? 2047 02:12:12,130 --> 02:12:13,499 Same. 2048 02:12:18,838 --> 02:12:21,306 I lost a good friend a while back. 2049 02:12:21,440 --> 02:12:22,974 Felt like this. 2050 02:12:25,210 --> 02:12:27,880 It hurts 'cause they're gone and then it hurts all over again 2051 02:12:28,013 --> 02:12:29,882 because you remember what they stood for 2052 02:12:30,015 --> 02:12:33,185 and you wonder, "Is all that gone too?" 2053 02:12:37,523 --> 02:12:39,191 No, it's not gone. 2054 02:12:41,794 --> 02:12:43,763 Everyone that she helped... 2055 02:12:45,865 --> 02:12:48,200 they'll keep it going. 2056 02:12:48,333 --> 02:12:49,869 You really think so? 2057 02:12:50,903 --> 02:12:51,938 I know it. 2058 02:12:54,072 --> 02:12:57,543 - Take care of yourself, okay? - Yeah. Nice to meet you. 2059 02:13:04,884 --> 02:13:08,855 Rent is due on the first of the month. Don't be late. 2060 02:13:59,639 --> 02:14:01,941 Four-three-Edward, do you need an EMS assist? 2061 02:14:02,073 --> 02:14:03,609 Negative, Central. 2062 02:14:03,743 --> 02:14:05,645 We're gonna need a car tow. 2063 02:14:50,690 --> 02:14:53,793 ♪ Three That's the magic number ♪ 2064 02:14:53,926 --> 02:14:58,363 ♪ Yes, it is It's the magic number ♪ 2065 02:14:58,496 --> 02:15:01,801 ♪ Somewhere in This hip-hop soul community ♪ 2066 02:15:01,934 --> 02:15:03,636 ♪ Was born three Mase, Dove and me ♪ 2067 02:15:03,769 --> 02:15:05,037 ♪ And that's The magic number ♪ 2068 02:15:05,170 --> 02:15:06,739 ♪ What does it all mean? ♪ 2069 02:15:06,872 --> 02:15:08,641 ♪ Difficult preaching Is Posdnuos' pleasure ♪ 2070 02:15:08,774 --> 02:15:10,574 ♪ Pleasure and preaching Starts in the heart ♪ 2071 02:15:10,676 --> 02:15:12,420 ♪ Something that stimulates My music in my measure ♪ 2072 02:15:12,444 --> 02:15:14,580 ♪ Measure in the music Raised in three parts ♪ 2073 02:15:14,714 --> 02:15:16,515 ♪ Casually see But don't do like the soul ♪ 2074 02:15:16,649 --> 02:15:18,649 ♪ 'Cause seein' and doin' Are actions for monkeys ♪ 2075 02:15:18,718 --> 02:15:20,686 ♪ Doin' hip-hop hustle No rock 'n' roll ♪ 2076 02:15:20,820 --> 02:15:22,965 ♪ Unless your name's Brewster 'Cause Brewster's a Punk ♪ 2077 02:15:22,989 --> 02:15:24,733 ♪ Parents let go 'cause There's magic in the air ♪ 2078 02:15:24,757 --> 02:15:26,592 ♪ Criticizing rap Shows you're out of order ♪ 2079 02:15:26,726 --> 02:15:28,737 ♪ Stop, look and listen To the phrasin' Fred Astaires ♪ 2080 02:15:28,761 --> 02:15:31,006 ♪ And don't get offended while Mase do-si-do's your daughter ♪ 2081 02:15:31,030 --> 02:15:32,765 ♪ A tricameral system Is now set ♪ 2082 02:15:32,898 --> 02:15:34,938 ♪ Fly rhymes are stored On a D.A.I.S.Y. production ♪ 2083 02:15:35,034 --> 02:15:36,912 ♪ It stands for "Da Inner Sound Y'all" and y'all can bet ♪ 2084 02:15:36,936 --> 02:15:39,176 ♪ That the action's not a trick But sho'nuff a function ♪ 2085 02:15:39,237 --> 02:15:40,606 ♪ Everybody wants to be A deejay ♪ 2086 02:15:40,740 --> 02:15:42,608 ♪ Everybody wants To be an emcee ♪ 2087 02:15:42,742 --> 02:15:43,943 ♪ But no more, no less ♪ 2088 02:15:44,076 --> 02:15:45,711 ♪ And you don't have to guess ♪ 2089 02:15:45,845 --> 02:15:47,647 ♪ De La Soul posse Consists of three ♪ 2090 02:15:47,780 --> 02:15:50,248 ♪ And that's the magic number ♪ 2091 02:15:50,382 --> 02:15:52,317 ♪ This here piece of the pie Is not dessert ♪ 2092 02:15:52,450 --> 02:15:53,953 ♪ But the course that we dine ♪ 2093 02:15:54,086 --> 02:15:56,088 ♪ And three out of Every darn time ♪ 2094 02:15:56,221 --> 02:15:58,423 ♪ The effect is "Mmmm" when A daisy grows in your mind ♪ 2095 02:15:58,557 --> 02:16:00,760 ♪ Showing true position This here piece is ♪ 2096 02:16:00,893 --> 02:16:02,728 ♪ Kissin' the part of the pie That's missin' ♪ 2097 02:16:02,862 --> 02:16:05,631 ♪ When that negative number Fills up your casualty ♪ 2098 02:16:05,765 --> 02:16:07,867 - ♪ Three ♪ - ♪ Maybe you can subtract it ♪ 2099 02:16:08,000 --> 02:16:10,136 ♪ You can call it Your lucky partner ♪ 2100 02:16:10,268 --> 02:16:13,773 ♪ Maybe you can call it Your adjective ♪ 2101 02:16:13,906 --> 02:16:15,574 ♪ But odd as it may be ♪ 2102 02:16:15,708 --> 02:16:17,843 ♪ Without my one and two Where would there be ♪ 2103 02:16:17,977 --> 02:16:19,277 ♪ My three Mase, Pos and Me? ♪ 2104 02:16:19,411 --> 02:16:20,913 ♪ And that's the magic number ♪ 2105 02:16:21,047 --> 02:16:22,581 ♪ What does it all mean? ♪ 2106 02:16:22,715 --> 02:16:24,416 ♪ Focus is formed By flaunts of the soul ♪ 2107 02:16:24,550 --> 02:16:26,495 ♪ Souls who flaunt styles Gain praises by pounds ♪ 2108 02:16:26,519 --> 02:16:28,239 ♪ Common are speakers Who honor the scroll ♪ 2109 02:16:28,353 --> 02:16:30,288 ♪ Scroll written daily Creates a new sound ♪ 2110 02:16:30,422 --> 02:16:32,166 ♪ Listeners listen 'Cause this here is wisdom ♪ 2111 02:16:32,190 --> 02:16:34,259 ♪ Wisdom of a speaker A Dove and a plug ♪ 2112 02:16:34,392 --> 02:16:36,261 ♪ Set aside a legal substance To feed 'em ♪ 2113 02:16:36,394 --> 02:16:38,194 ♪ For now get 'em high Off this dialect drug ♪ 2114 02:16:38,296 --> 02:16:40,099 ♪ Time is a factor So it's time to count ♪ 2115 02:16:40,265 --> 02:16:41,967 ♪ Count not The negative actions of one ♪ 2116 02:16:42,101 --> 02:16:43,969 ♪ Speakers of soul Say it's time to shout ♪ 2117 02:16:44,103 --> 02:16:46,237 ♪ Three forms of soul To a positive sum ♪ 2118 02:16:46,371 --> 02:16:48,306 ♪ Dance to this fix And flex every muscle ♪ 2119 02:16:48,440 --> 02:16:50,408 ♪ Space can be filled If you rise like my lumber ♪ 2120 02:16:50,543 --> 02:16:52,383 ♪ Advance to the tune But don't do the hustle ♪ 2121 02:16:52,410 --> 02:16:54,050 ♪ Shake, rattle, roll To my magic number ♪ 2122 02:16:54,146 --> 02:16:55,948 ♪ Now you may Try to subtract it ♪ 2123 02:16:56,082 --> 02:16:57,850 ♪ But it just won't go away ♪ 2124 02:16:57,983 --> 02:16:59,317 ♪ Three times one ♪ 2125 02:16:59,451 --> 02:17:01,787 ♪ What is it? ♪ 2126 02:17:01,921 --> 02:17:03,354 ♪ One time three times one ♪ 2127 02:17:03,488 --> 02:17:05,791 ♪ What is it? ♪ 2128 02:17:05,925 --> 02:17:07,258 ♪ Three times one ♪ 2129 02:17:07,392 --> 02:17:09,595 - ♪ What is it? ♪ - ♪ Three ♪ 2130 02:17:09,729 --> 02:17:13,599 ♪ That's a magic number ♪ 2131 02:17:19,805 --> 02:17:20,840 Okay. 2132 02:17:22,340 --> 02:17:23,809 Okay, I think I got this. 2133 02:17:23,943 --> 02:17:27,580 You're saying that this whole place here, 2134 02:17:27,713 --> 02:17:29,682 it's just tons of... 2135 02:17:30,716 --> 02:17:32,151 superpeople. 2136 02:17:32,283 --> 02:17:35,588 And he has been saying it for hours. 2137 02:17:35,721 --> 02:17:38,824 All right, tell me again. I'm sorry, I'm an idiot. 2138 02:17:38,958 --> 02:17:40,226 There was a billionaire, 2139 02:17:40,358 --> 02:17:42,828 he had a tin suit and he could fly, right? 2140 02:17:45,164 --> 02:17:48,100 Okay, and there was a really angry green man. 2141 02:17:48,234 --> 02:17:50,169 - Hulk. - Hulk. 2142 02:17:50,301 --> 02:17:52,221 And you thought Lethal Protector was a shit name. 2143 02:17:52,337 --> 02:17:54,339 Yeah, because it is. 2144 02:17:54,472 --> 02:17:55,708 Now tell me again 2145 02:17:55,841 --> 02:17:58,744 about your purple alien that loves stones. 2146 02:17:58,878 --> 02:18:01,514 'Cause I'll tell you what, man, aliens do not love stones. 2147 02:18:01,647 --> 02:18:03,582 - Eddie, don't start. - They don't. 2148 02:18:03,716 --> 02:18:05,684 Know what aliens love? Eating brains. 2149 02:18:05,818 --> 02:18:07,920 Because that's what they do. All right? 2150 02:18:08,053 --> 02:18:10,723 Señor, he made my family disappear. 2151 02:18:12,091 --> 02:18:13,192 For five years. 2152 02:18:14,527 --> 02:18:15,594 Five years? 2153 02:18:17,863 --> 02:18:19,031 That's a long time. 2154 02:18:21,432 --> 02:18:22,935 Maybe I... 2155 02:18:23,068 --> 02:18:25,871 Maybe I should go to New York and speak to this... 2156 02:18:27,372 --> 02:18:28,372 Spider-Man. 2157 02:18:28,473 --> 02:18:31,544 Eddie, we are drunk. 2158 02:18:32,912 --> 02:18:34,180 Let's go skinny-dip! 2159 02:18:34,312 --> 02:18:35,748 I don't think we should skinny-dip. 2160 02:18:35,881 --> 02:18:37,683 You have to pay the bill. 2161 02:18:37,817 --> 02:18:39,185 What is happening? No! 2162 02:18:39,317 --> 02:18:41,620 No, we just got here! No, not again! 2163 02:18:46,258 --> 02:18:48,027 And there he goes. 2164 02:18:48,160 --> 02:18:51,096 Without paying the bill, no tips, nothing. 2165 02:26:01,561 --> 02:26:03,529 Don't cast that spell. 2166 02:26:03,663 --> 02:26:05,665 - It's too dangerous. - Why? 2167 02:26:05,797 --> 02:26:09,067 We tampered with the stability of space-time. 2168 02:26:09,201 --> 02:26:11,069 The multiverse is a concept 2169 02:26:11,203 --> 02:26:14,206 about which we know frighteningly little. 2170 02:26:16,141 --> 02:26:18,076 Your desecration of reality... 2171 02:26:19,378 --> 02:26:20,747 will not go unpunished. 2172 02:26:26,653 --> 02:26:28,253 It was the only way. 2173 02:26:33,191 --> 02:26:37,630 But I never meant for any of this to happen. 2174 02:26:56,549 --> 02:26:57,583 Wanda. 2175 02:26:59,686 --> 02:27:02,220 Well, I knew sooner or later you'd show up. 2176 02:27:02,354 --> 02:27:06,058 I made mistakes, and people were hurt. 2177 02:27:06,191 --> 02:27:08,561 I'm not here to talk about Westview. 2178 02:27:09,529 --> 02:27:10,763 Then what are you here for? 2179 02:27:10,896 --> 02:27:11,930 We need your help. 2180 02:27:13,365 --> 02:27:14,600 With what? 2181 02:27:14,734 --> 02:27:16,368 What do you know about the multiverse? 2182 02:27:25,210 --> 02:27:26,411 I'm sorry, Stephen. 2183 02:27:28,880 --> 02:27:31,149 I hope you understand... 2184 02:27:33,786 --> 02:27:35,555 the greatest threat... 2185 02:27:36,756 --> 02:27:38,156 to our universe... 2186 02:27:46,632 --> 02:27:47,834 is you. 2187 02:27:50,670 --> 02:27:53,338 Things just got out of hand. 149309