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[bright tonal music]
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-[footsteps clomping]
-[gentle suspenseful music]
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-[latch clicking]
-[swanky jazz music]
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Afternoon, Sister.
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Sorry to intrude.
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Agents Hooper and Lang, here.
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MI5.
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Rather important we come inside.
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Chop, chop, there's a good girl.
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Please, what is this about?
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We know the significance
of this convent.
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What it contains.
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I'm afraid your
location's been discovered
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by enemies of the realm.
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They're a rather uncivilised
lot so time is of the essence.
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They might be in
the town already.
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Now think, Sister,
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have you been approached
by anyone other than us?
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No, we've had no other visitors.
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[woman shrieks]
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-[suspenseful jazz music]
-[footsteps clomping]
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[tense music]
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You will not
succeed, Englishman.
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-[gun clicking]
-[tense jazz music]
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The meteor belongs
to the Kremlin.
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[tense music]
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Hmm.
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-[gunshot blasting]
-[women squealing]
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Cut!
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Somebody just hit that wall.
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Can't of.
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She just fired a blank.
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No one said there
would be pyrotechnics.
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Oh. [groaning]
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Makeup?
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There's a slight
odour of sulphur.
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By the dimensions,
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I'd say that's a very
real .38 calibre bullet.
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[tense music]
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[actress gasps]
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[gun clatters]
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[tense music continues]
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[playfully suspenseful music]
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
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[gentle dramatic music]
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♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
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[gentle dramatic music]
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[gentle dramatic
music continues]
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
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[shutter clicking]
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Let me guess.
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Sam dispatched you in favour
of more pressing business,
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which I suspect looks
suspiciously like a catnap.
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He said he does his best
work with his eyes closed.
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[Sister Boniface giggles]
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Well, fortunately my
eyes were wide open,
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observing the filming,
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which has been tremendous fun,
too, hasn't it, Sister Peter?
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Oh, it certainly has.
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Only now, it does seem
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that the drama is unfolding
off camera as much as on.
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I've removed the
bullet, of course.
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No sign of the prop gun as yet,
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but the real one was aimed
at our fictional hero,
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Rodney Hooper.
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Hugo Steele.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Oh, I say, what nice threads.
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Thank you.
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D.S. Livingstone.
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May I ask who's in charge here?
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That will be me, Dick
Lansky, producer.
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And I'm the director,
Ray Crawford.
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To be honest, I'm
glad you're here.
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We thought that nun
was moonlighting as
a copper. [chuckles]
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Oh!
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No, I'm merely a police
scientific adviser.
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[Actress] I didn't know
it was real, I swear.
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You're the one who fired it?
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Yes.
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Sergeant.
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Sir.
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Debra Diamond.
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I'm playing Katya, one
of the Russian assassins.
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Excuse me.
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What exactly is this programme?
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"Operation QT."
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-You've never seen it?
-No.
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Oh, it's quite,
quite marvellous.
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It's about MI5 secret agents
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Rodney Hooper and Linda Lang,
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valiantly fighting
international espionage
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-and paranormal crime.
-[actor chuckles]
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Didn't think a nun would go
in for that sort of thing.
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Why ever not?
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I've not missed
a single episode.
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May I ask who you're playing?
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I am Vlad, the Russian villain.
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[Sister Peter giggles]
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Head's up.
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Reverend Mother wants
a word, sharpish.
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Can you see if you can
locate the prop gun?
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Right.
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Okay, I take it no one saw
the real gun being planted?
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-[all murmur]
-No.
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Have there been any other
incidents, anything suspicious?
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Two days ago, we were filming-
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Sorry, your name, Ms.?
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Pamela Wishbone.
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We were filming at QT HQ,
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the studio stuff in London.
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A redhead nearly fell on Dick.
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What?
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A big light from the ceiling.
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And you suspect that this
might've been deliberate?
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Of course it wasn't, it
was a faulty hook light.
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Complete accident.
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-Sarge?
-[ominous music]
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[shutter clicking]
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[ominous music continues]
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Or perhaps not.
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[ominous music]
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What's this I hear about
a shot being fired?
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I think that's just what they
call it, Reverend Mother,
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when they film, you
know, a film shoot.
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I'm aware of the
term, Sister Reginald.
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Just because I have no
interest in the television,
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doesn't mean I'm a
complete ignoramus.
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[bell tolling]
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You're awful quiet,
Sister Peter.
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Is there something untoward
I should be informed of?
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No, Reverend Mother.
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You better keep it that way.
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You both assured me
there'd be no disruption
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to our daily order.
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If I get so much as a
whiff of infraction,
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I'll march down there and I'll-
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No!
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Need.
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There's no need to trouble
yourself, Reverend Mother.
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You have far more
important things to do.
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We'll handle it.
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-[serene choral music]
-[footsteps clomping]
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A falling light on
set is one thing,
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but a planted, loaded gun?
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That's attempted murder.
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-Agreed.
-Mm.
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But who was the real
bullet meant for?
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Let's consider.
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The lead actor, Hugo Steele.
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One might assume that
he was the target
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given that he was shot at,
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but fact, it was carefully
choreographed in the rehearsal,
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Hugo was to dive out of
harm's way before the gunshot.
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As you can see, the bullet
passed through the chair
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positioned directly behind him,
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a chair clearly marked
as the director's.
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So someone wanted
Ray Crawford dead.
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A fair assumption.
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However, complication.
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The producer, Dick Lansky.
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I've noticed he habitually
sits in the director's chair,
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a clear power game
between the men.
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It was, in fact, Mr. Lansky
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who vacated it at the last
moment to get a better view.
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And it was Mr. Lansky
who nearly got hit
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by the falling light.
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Sorry, but what do you
mean by a better view?
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There's nothing blocking
the view from the chair.
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Bravo, Peggy.
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I'm so glad that you asked that.
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So, quick show business tidbit,
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I am told that the
optimal vantage point
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is as close to the camera
as possible, and yet,
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note the unusual
distance between the
chair and the camera.
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Someone moved it to be
in line with the bullet.
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Someone who had to have
been at the rehearsal.
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Apart from you and Sister
Peter, it was a closed set.
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Who could have switched
the guns or moved the chair
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without being seen
by cast or crew?
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Well, perhaps it was
one of the cast or crew.
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Well, maybe this will
settle it, Sarge.
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I took everyone's fingerprints
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and wrote down their names
in full, just like you said.
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I even alphabetized them.
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Good work, Peggy, thank you.
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Sister.
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-The moment of truth.
-Yeah.
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Now, the prop gun in the
bin had no prints on it,
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it was wiped clean,
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but I managed to lift two
distinctive thumb prints
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from the .38, one
large, one small.
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The smaller, I
presume, was Debra's.
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[gentle contemplative music]
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Correct.
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As for the other one.
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[gentle contemplative
music continues]
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I didn't plant it
onset, I swear.
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I didn't even know
it was missing.
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Someone must have stolen it.
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I see.
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And why should we believe you,
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-Mr. Brumfield?
-Because...
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Look, I'm a TV writer.
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I know all about plotting crime.
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If I'd switched the guns,
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why would I leave my
own prints all over it?
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I must admit, as an avid
reader of whodunnits,
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I'd certainly have wiped
the gun clean myself.
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[Felix sighs]
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We have reason to believe that
Mr. Lansky was the target.
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There was also an incident
with a falling light.
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That nearly hit me, too.
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Not that anyone cares.
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Interesting.
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So you suspect someone
wanted to kill you as well?
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No.
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[pencil scratching]
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I don't think so.
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Why? Has someone said something?
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No, Mr. Brumfield.
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Can you think of anyone who
might want to kill Mr. Lansky?
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Course I can.
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He's a producer.
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I just wanted to thank you
for casting me, Mr. Lansky.
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[Dick] No need to
thank me, sweetheart.
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Pleasure to have you on "QT".
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Sorry to interrupt.
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May we have a moment, please?
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[sighing] We'll talk
later, darling, yeah?
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She's keen.
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Good little actress.
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We believe the bullet that
was fired today at set,
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it may have been meant for you.
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-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.
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[Dick chuckles]
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Well, can't say I'm surprised.
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This doesn't concern you?
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Well, like I always say, if
you can't stand the heat,
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stay out of show business.
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Oh! [giggles]
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Could you think
of anyone specific
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that might've had a
grudge against you?
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A few actors I've booted off
the show didn't go quietly,
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but actors never do
anything quietly.
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Could you list them for me?
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[Dick sighs]
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Come on, then. [clears throat]
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Um, yeah.
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Jumped up little twerp.
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Ancient history, if you ask me.
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Now, if you'll, excuse me,
I have a show to shoot,
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and we are behind schedule.
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Is it just me, or are you
starting to like him? [giggles]
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I need to find out
more about these three.
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Oh, you know who you should ask?
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Jasper Berridge.
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He played Professor Pringle
in series one and two.
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-[upbeat jazzy music]
-[liquid bubbling]
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He always gave mind-bogglingly
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complex scientific explanations
to Hooper and Lang.
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Terrible old soak, Jasper.
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Couldn't remember his own
name without a prompt.
264
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,640
You know, he once threw
a Babycham in Dick's face
265
00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,000
at the Dorchester.
266
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,200
[both laugh]
267
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,080
What about Derek Colt?
268
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,360
Don't tell me, I know this one.
269
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,880
Only appeared in one episode.
270
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,400
The very first, in fact.
271
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,800
[suspenseful jazz music]
272
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:51,520
-[motorcycle rumbling]
-[suspenseful jazz music]
273
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,280
He played Agent Harry Stone,
274
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,200
Hooper's former partner in MI5
275
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,680
before his tragic death
in a motorbike crash.
276
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,560
Oh, she's...
277
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,360
She's very good.
278
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,000
Poor Derek.
279
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,520
He was lucky to
survive that stunt.
280
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,480
[Sister Peter gasps]
281
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,040
You mean the fireball was real?
282
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,600
Dick never wastes a good take.
283
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,000
[suspenseful jazz music]
284
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,360
Marigold Fritz?
285
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,960
Four episodes, series three.
286
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,600
She played Pippa Davinshire,
287
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,960
one-time love interest
for Agent Hooper.
288
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,320
Exposed as a double
agent by Agent Lang.
289
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,600
At first it seemed Agent
Lang was just jealous,
290
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,280
but she was proven right when-
291
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,760
Get her off me!
292
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:32,400
[actress shrieks]
293
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,840
-[actress grunts]
-[suspenseful jazz music]
294
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,200
Abominable cow.
295
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,760
I had my neck in a
brace for a week.
296
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,600
And after Dick fired her,
she pestered him for months.
297
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,360
I say, you know
what you should do?
298
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,040
Have a line in the ep.
299
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,800
There's plenty of fake nuns
so why not a real one, eh?
300
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,320
Okay, moving on
to the next scene!
301
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,360
Assassin nuns, very good,
you're done for now.
302
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,320
Okay, we'll do Pamela's close-up
303
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,240
and then everybody
down to the cellar
304
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,840
for Hooper's
electrocution scene.
305
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,320
[tense music]
306
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,760
Yeah, it was good.
307
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:21,720
-[tense music continues]
-[birds singing]
308
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,280
We made some calls to Equity.
309
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,480
It seems Jasper Berridge
died last Christmas
310
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,080
during a pantomime.
311
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,960
Derek Colt became a
children's entertainer
312
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,600
called Busby the Clown.
313
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,200
And Marigold Fritz is
currently playing Cleopatra,
314
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,640
upstairs at the Seven
Horses in Blackpool.
315
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,920
So, quite patently, none
are in Great Slaughter,
316
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000
where, in any case,
they'd be recognised.
317
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,840
Deduction, whether connected
to the past or not,
318
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,800
the culprit is presently
known to everyone.
319
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,720
Well, whoever they are, I
pray they don't strike again.
320
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,160
[playfully ominous music]
321
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:02,760
Father, is that you?
322
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,360
Father!
323
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,960
No.
324
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,320
Father, is that?
325
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,040
Father!
326
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,520
[ominous music]
327
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,360
Hello?
328
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,840
[ominous music continues]
329
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,440
[door creaking]
330
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,080
-[ominous music continues]
-Hello?
331
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,560
[ominous music continues]
332
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:45,240
-[Sister Peter screams]
-[suspenseful music]
333
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,040
[shutter clicking]
334
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,280
Perhaps you'll let
me know next time,
335
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,760
before things escalate?
336
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,480
But sir, I did, it
was all in the report.
337
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,640
The one that was on your desk,
338
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,640
with the big note that
read, "Please read."
339
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,240
Well, if you're gonna
hide things on my desk
340
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,560
-of all places.
-[shutter clicking]
341
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,400
[Sister Boniface] Note
the rag in his mouth
342
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,680
to muffle his cries.
343
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,680
Electric bands on the temples,
344
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,280
the current dialled all
the way up to maximum.
345
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,080
He most likely died
of a heart attack.
346
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,600
Looks like someone
punched him here, too.
347
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,120
Clearly a winning personality.
348
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,240
Indeed.
349
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,560
And the presence of a dressing
350
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,200
suggests it was
sustained earlier.
351
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:22,080
Wherever it happened, it
would have bled copiously.
352
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,560
Any thoughts on time of death?
353
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,200
[shutter clicking]
354
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,520
We'll have to wait for the
pathologist, of course,
355
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,480
but from the stages
of rigour mortis,
356
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,240
I'd say it was early in the a.m.
357
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,080
Right.
358
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,760
-Hello.
-[tense music]
359
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,760
A hairpin.
360
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,480
It must've fallen
from the killer
361
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,400
as they lent over him.
362
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,160
So it could be a woman.
363
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,360
Sir, they're all out
there, asking questions.
364
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,600
I've got a fair few myself.
365
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,800
[gentle tense music]
366
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,000
[cast murmuring]
367
00:15:59,040 --> 00:15:59,800
All right.
368
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,640
Hello, I'm...
369
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,480
Can everyone keep
it down, please?
370
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,040
I'm D.I. Gillespie.
371
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,480
I'm taking over
this investigation.
372
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,240
Love the show, by the way.
373
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,600
Nevermind that.
374
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,360
Is Dick really dead?
375
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,960
We heard he'd been
tortured, naked.
376
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,680
Yeah, well, no, he wasn't naked,
377
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,000
but he has been killed,
and that's all I can say.
378
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,240
Everyone must remain
on the premises.
379
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,440
What about the filming?
380
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,680
Just asking.
381
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,520
This is an active crime scene.
382
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,560
That'll have to wait.
383
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,360
Now, did anyone see Mr. Lansky
384
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,240
go down into the
cellar last night?
385
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,240
Was he alone?
386
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,280
Did anyone see or hear anything?
387
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,000
No, we were...
388
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,920
We were all at the pub.
389
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,800
Dick said we could finish early.
390
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,640
Oh, show him the note.
391
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,520
Oh, yeah.
392
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,600
We were setting up the shoot,
the last scene of the day,
393
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,640
and I found this
taped to the camera.
394
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,120
It had five pounds inside.
395
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,960
"Shoot the torture
scene in the morning.
396
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,120
Have a drink on me.
397
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,000
Dick."
398
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,880
Did this seem odd to anybody?
399
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,840
Well, I thought so, but
everyone just charged out.
400
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,640
So, except for Mr. Lansky,
401
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,400
was anybody else
missing from the pub?
402
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,920
We were all there, as far as
I know, until closing time.
403
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,000
So, the killer
left him handcuffed
404
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,400
and gagged in the cellar,
405
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,720
joined the others in the pub,
406
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,720
and then returned later
on to finish the job?
407
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,360
That's constructing
the perfect alibi.
408
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,760
It's rather brilliant, really.
409
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,760
Sam, can you confirm
something for me?
410
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,280
I hear the producer
was found dead
411
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,240
wearing nothing but
ladies undergarments.
412
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,480
Ladies under?
413
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,840
Where are you getting this from?
414
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,520
No, he was fully clothed.
415
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,120
And before you ask, we're not
ready to make a statement.
416
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,360
Fully clothed. Good.
417
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,480
I don't much care for smut.
418
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,080
A showbiz murder,
on the other hand,
419
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,640
now that is two scoops
with a cherry on top.
420
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,400
Ah, you're all heart, Ruth,
421
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,080
but who said anything
about murder?
422
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,000
Well, you did, as good as,
by not making a statement.
423
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,600
Sometimes I'd like to-
424
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,560
Kiss her.
425
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,520
-No, what?
-Oh.
426
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,160
No.
427
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,360
Don't you have some evidence
to examine or something?
428
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,720
Right, you are.
429
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:09,440
-[playful contemplative music]
-[Sam sighs]
430
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,480
He couldn't have had the
good grace to die elsewhere.
431
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:19,320
What on earth happened
for goodness sake?
432
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,920
I believe it was heart
failure, Reverend Mother.
433
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,240
Tragedy.
434
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,000
I'm sure you'll want
us all to pray for him.
435
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,520
Mmm.
436
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,960
I'm sure this
unfortunate incident
437
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,880
will put an end to their
filming, and good riddance.
438
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,600
[birds singing]
439
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,320
Cheer up.
440
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,680
At least you got a souvenir.
441
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,360
Is that the script?
442
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,240
May I?
443
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,160
Thank you.
444
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:53,080
A gunshot in the show becomes
real, now a torture scene.
445
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,080
If life is imitating
art, we need to know.
446
00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:00,960
-[ominous music]
-[birds singing]
447
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,600
[door clattering]
448
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,360
[gentle ominous music]
449
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,080
Huh.
450
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:22,080
[gentle ominous music continues]
451
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,880
I think we solved the mystery
452
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,120
of who punched Mr. Lansky.
453
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,360
Aye, I thumped him,
454
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,320
because he was
fooling around with
455
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,680
-all the girls.
-What girls?
456
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,640
The actresses, the
crew, the extras,
457
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,480
even the ones who
were dressed as nuns.
458
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,960
It was disgusting.
459
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,320
Then I saw him going
off with Debra.
460
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,720
Now, she's a nice
girl, a bit naive,
461
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,080
so I followed them, right?
462
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,840
Next thing I know, she's coming
out his trailer in tears.
463
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,520
So, you punched him and
realised your mistake.
464
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,600
He could have ended your career.
465
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,600
What, so you think I
killed him, aye, very good.
466
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,760
Suppose it was me who
was trying to drop
467
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,440
lights on his bonce and all.
468
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,880
Listen, I wouldn't
risk anyone's life
469
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,160
and I wouldn't risk this show.
470
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,320
I've been on "QT" since the
beginning, most of us here have.
471
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,680
It's a labour of love.
472
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,800
-[birds chirping]
-[Ray sighs]
473
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,360
Listen, all I'm saying
is maybe you want to
474
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,600
have a look at the guest artists
475
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000
instead of the regulars,
like him, for instance.
476
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,520
-[Bruno laughs]
-Nutter.
477
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,920
Keeps offering
autographs to the fans
478
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,280
as if he's one of the stars.
479
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,120
And there's the
assassin nuns and...
480
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,720
Debra, even.
481
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,320
Oh, aye, she's all sweet,
482
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,120
but who knows who
she really is, hmm?
483
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,320
[Sam] Go and see what the
water works were about.
484
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,360
Yes, sir.
485
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,240
And you.
486
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,920
Don't leave town until I say so.
487
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,960
Well, why would I?
488
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,920
I've got a show to finish.
489
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,840
Now listen, fella, I know
you've got a job to do,
490
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,520
but so do we.
491
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,520
Livelihoods depend on it,
so can we please, please
492
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,560
just get back to work?
493
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,560
All right, but on
your heads be it.
494
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,120
Not literally, I hope.
495
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,960
You heard the man!
Places, everyone, please!
496
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,200
Okay, I want to see
smiles, energy, pizazz.
497
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,560
Dazzle me, everyone.
498
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,840
So, you were seen leaving Mr.
Lansky's trailer in tears.
499
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,400
Can you tell me what happened?
500
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,120
Nothing happened.
501
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,360
I left before it could.
502
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,400
Ah, I see.
503
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,720
And was there a
reason you agreed
504
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,360
to be alone with
him, Miss Diamond?
505
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,600
I liked the movies
he used to make.
506
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:36,480
That's all.
507
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,880
What's wrong with that?
508
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,080
-Nothing.
-I suppose you think
509
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,640
it's my fault he tried it on.
510
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,200
No, I didn't mean to...
511
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,120
[footsteps clomping]
512
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:44,920
I'm sorry.
513
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:49,120
[tense dramatic music]
514
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,320
[Sam] Any clues on the hairpin?
515
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,120
More like half a clue.
516
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,520
Correction, more like
a tenth of a clue.
517
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,680
A tenth of what you
may well ask, well!
518
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,640
I wish I could say.
519
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,360
I wish you would spit it out.
520
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,480
Yes, well, that's a fair point.
521
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,120
I'll try.
522
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:14,400
So, I found a barely detectable
quantity of propylene glycol
523
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,320
along with traces of
copper and magnesium,
524
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,680
but I can't see for
certain what it is.
525
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,400
Perhaps some kind of
industrial chemical,
526
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,880
or it might be a component
in some kind of hair product,
527
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,160
such as hairspray.
528
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,520
That would certainly contain
529
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,600
polyvinyl pyrrolidone
and polyvinyl acetate,
530
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,920
but there's no trace of that,
531
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,080
so you see, it really
is barely a clue at all.
532
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,760
I think I preferred
the short answer.
533
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,360
Yes.
534
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,080
And from too little
evidence to far too much.
535
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,480
So, I dusted the
typewriter keys for prints
536
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,640
and as you can imagine,
537
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,240
there are hundreds.
538
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,320
We can assume that the
letter firing Mr. Crawford
539
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,920
was the genuine article,
540
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,400
and as for the fake note
sending everyone to the pub,
541
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,320
same typewriter, undoubtedly
typed by our killer,
542
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,120
but who was it?
543
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,080
[perfume whooshing]
544
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,480
[playfully tense music]
545
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,360
Ooh.
546
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:28,480
[playfully tense
music continues]
547
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,280
[sighs] Not exactly
"Citizen Kane".
548
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,520
True, but if Rosebud had been
549
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,920
a glowing meteor
from outer space,
550
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,200
he would have been
so much more fun.
551
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,000
Is there nothing at all
illuminating in the script?
552
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,360
Not really.
553
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,800
Some of the pages are
different colours.
554
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,160
I don't know why.
555
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,080
Late amendments.
556
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,960
I was given a line, you see.
557
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,960
So, blue pages added
to the existing script.
558
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,480
Changes before
that were in pink.
559
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,640
But that means
that torture scene,
560
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,840
-it was added later.
-[contemplative music]
561
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,080
Whose idea was that?
562
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,000
[contemplative music continues]
563
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:24,880
Mr. Milton,
564
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,960
I need to talk to you about
the torture scene in "QT".
565
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,280
Apparently it was
your suggestion.
566
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,000
Yeah, but it's been cut,
which is a real shame.
567
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,160
Vlad was gonna say,
568
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,080
"You people in the West,
you're like spoiled children.
569
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,160
I know what it's like to suffer,
570
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,360
I know what it's
like to sacrifice.
571
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,440
In the KGB"-
572
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,480
Okay, thank you, Mr. Milton.
573
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,960
I'm not sure if you're aware,
574
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,000
but Mr. Lansky was electrocuted
exactly the same way
575
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,360
as in that scene,
576
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,440
so forgive me if I'm
a touch suspicious.
577
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,400
Well, that's horrible.
578
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,880
I asked Mr. Lansky if I
could have a bigger scene.
579
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,560
I didn't think it would
end up killing him. [sobs]
580
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,320
Pull yourself together, man.
581
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,040
Button.
582
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:08,880
Excuse me.
583
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,840
Sir, Miss Penny called.
584
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,240
She asked to see
you at "The Bugle".
585
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,120
Right.
586
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,840
[playfully tense music]
587
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:24,080
-[bell tolling]
-[birds singing]
588
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,080
[Ray] Is this supposed
to be our meteor?
589
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:27,960
Yes.
590
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,120
Could we please have one prop
591
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,160
that isn't made out
of bleeding egg boxes?
592
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,080
Go!
593
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,520
Honestly.
594
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,160
Well, awfully sorry
to bother you,
595
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,160
but I had a line that was cut.
596
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,000
As an assassin nun?
597
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,400
No, a real one, in "QT".
598
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,520
Also, I'm a real one in life.
599
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,240
Could I please
have another line?
600
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,320
[Ray sighs]
601
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,560
Could she be in this one?
602
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,560
She could see Vlad
and the assassin
603
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,160
run past with the
bomb in the briefcase.
604
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,440
When Hooper and Lang burst
from the confessional,
605
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,040
she could say, "They
went that way!"
606
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,120
Do you think you
can remember that?
607
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,680
Yes, yes!
608
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,160
"They went that way!"
609
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,680
-[giggles] Thank you.
-All right, very good.
610
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,960
Okay, people, places, please.
611
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,560
Now, we're running behind,
612
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,160
so we're gonna cut the rehearsal
and just go for a take.
613
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,280
[Crew Member] Run sound!
614
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,080
Sound speed.
615
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,400
[Crew Member] Din over.
616
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,320
Mark it.
617
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,720
Scene 30, take one.
618
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,840
[clapperboard snaps]
619
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,560
Action.
620
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,640
[footsteps clomping]
621
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,360
-They-
-What on earth's
622
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,640
going on here?
623
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,520
Cut!
624
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,480
Who are you?
625
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,280
[birds chirping]
626
00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,680
Nuns with guns.
627
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,840
Nuns with flesh on display.
628
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,040
I'd never seen the like.
629
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,160
Well, it stops now.
630
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,360
I won't have those people
here a minute longer.
631
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,040
Not so easy, I'm afraid.
632
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,800
Permit's been signed,
money's changed hands.
633
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,680
Well, un-change it.
634
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,320
What on earth would
Canoness Basil say
635
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,400
if she knew about this?
636
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,840
She does, Reverend Mother.
637
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,320
Gave it her blessing, in fact.
638
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,040
-[gentle ominous music]
-Her blessing?
639
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,960
[gentle ominous music continues]
640
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:38,840
I see.
641
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,120
So.
642
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,600
Then there's only
one thing to do.
643
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:51,960
You can go now!
644
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,520
[footsteps clomping]
645
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:59,440
-[playfully tense music]
-[engine revving]
646
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:09,200
[women chattering]
647
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,480
-[Sam sighs]
-[telephone clattering]
648
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,400
That was fast.
649
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,520
You must be
desperate for a lead.
650
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,360
How about we skip the
jesting just this once?
651
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,960
Where's the fun in that?
652
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,400
Well, you obviously
have something,
653
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,560
not quite enough to go to print,
654
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,960
but enough to bargain with.
655
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,760
So, let's bargain.
656
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,360
A showbiz murder on my patch.
657
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,440
If I don't break it
first, it looks bad.
658
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,280
Well, we can't
have that, can we?
659
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,600
[gentle sanguine music]
660
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,920
Jean was talented
by all accounts,
661
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,440
but this was her last film.
662
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,000
She gave it all up to
have a baby in 1940.
663
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,640
That kid would be
about your age now,
664
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,560
and there's definitely
a resemblance.
665
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,320
Dick Lansky was your
father, wasn't he?
666
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,400
Did he know when he hired you?
667
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,880
No.
668
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,160
What really happened
in that trailer, Debra?
669
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,680
Did you tell him who you were?
670
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:16,040
I was going to, but
he got the wrong idea.
671
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:22,080
-He tried to kiss me and I ran.
-[telephone ringing]
672
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:23,960
That must've made you angry.
673
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,400
-Angry enough to kill him.
-Of course not!
674
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,440
He abandoned you
and your mother.
675
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,080
You had every
reason to hate him.
676
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,280
Well, I didn't.
677
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,680
I just wanted to know my dad,
678
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,800
but somebody killed him before
I got the chance. [sobs]
679
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,280
[gentle melancholy music]
680
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,600
Here.
681
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,120
-[Sam sighs]
-[ominous tonal music]
682
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,440
[Agent Hooper] Hands
in the air, Ohnsteg.
683
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,720
We wouldn't want
you closing that
684
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,720
and starting the
timer now, would we?
685
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,360
Step away, slowly.
686
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,640
That's it.
687
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,280
[playful tense piano music]
688
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:14,280
-[actors grunting]
-[playful music continues]
689
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,840
-[punches thumping]
-[actors grunting]
690
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,760
[playful piano music continues]
691
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:28,640
-[actors grunting]
-[playful music continues]
692
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,480
Nobody fights like that.
693
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,680
[actors grunting]
694
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,080
-[playfully tense music]
-[set piece clattering]
695
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,960
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-[bird screeching]
696
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,320
Bruno!
697
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,680
Bruno.
698
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,680
-Are you all right?
-Yeah, I think so.
699
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,960
[Ray] Oh, we should
get him to hospital.
700
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,560
No, no, I'll be okay.
701
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,880
I've got a tough noggin.
702
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,200
What happened?
703
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,360
Charlie, did you forget
to use the sandbags?
704
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,680
No, I didn't.
705
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,120
-[tense music]
-[birds singing]
706
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,840
It would appear they
were moved deliberately.
707
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,280
[tense music continues]
708
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,840
[sighing] If it's my
job to make people cry,
709
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,400
then it's been a productive day.
710
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,560
What have I missed?
711
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,240
A falling set,
712
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,840
which injured Mr. Milton and
almost injured Mr. Steele.
713
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,200
Oh.
714
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,720
So, remember I rolled
fringe propylene glycol
715
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,960
-from the hairpin?
-Mm.
716
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,320
Well, I found more of it,
717
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,760
along with traces of
alkaline phosphatase.
718
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:34,120
-[liquid splattering]
-[contemplative music]
719
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,400
Of course, amylase.
720
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,840
That's an enzyme.
721
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,880
It's aloe vera.
722
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:40,880
And what is that used for?
723
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,520
Well, all sorts.
724
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,720
Skin lotion. Cosmetics.
725
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,000
It's a remedy for
treating burns.
726
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,200
Burns?
727
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,480
[contemplative music continues]
728
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,880
Derek Colt, he was on the
first episode of "QT".
729
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,120
He got burned during
a motorbike stunt.
730
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,880
How could he possibly be here?
731
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,160
[playfully tense music]
732
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,640
His appearance has changed.
733
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,280
[contemplative piano music]
734
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,680
The once-handsome actor
735
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,880
learned how to hide
his terrible scars.
736
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,760
[contemplative piano
music continues]
737
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,160
He's hiding now, in plain sight,
738
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,160
as Vlad the Villain.
739
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,280
Bruno Milton is Derek Colt.
740
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,840
[tense music]
741
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,720
Sir, it doesn't make sense.
742
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,160
A set's just fell on him.
743
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,600
Why would he deliberately
hurt himself?
744
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:45,960
To throw us off the scent.
745
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,760
I only questioned
him this morning.
746
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:48,560
[knocking on door]
747
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:49,400
Bruno?
748
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:51,960
[knocking on door]
749
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,480
Mr. Milton, it's the police.
750
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:57,720
Mr. Milton?
751
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,040
Stop.
752
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,400
I said stop!
753
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,520
[suspenseful music]
754
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,400
[Sam] Felix?
755
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,000
[tense music]
756
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,200
[both grunting]
757
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,040
-[Felix gasping]
-[suspenseful music]
758
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,240
[Bruno grunts]
759
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,280
-[suspenseful music]
-[both grunting]
760
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,120
[suspenseful music continues]
761
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,200
-[punch thumping]
-[Bruno grunts]
762
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,000
You all right there, Felix?
763
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,240
I'm fine.
764
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,960
That was a cheap shot.
765
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:35,920
-[both grunting]
-[tense music]
766
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:42,320
-[tense music continues]
-[rooster cawing]
767
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,640
[tense music continues]
768
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,880
Three operations it took
769
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,960
just to get my mug
looking half-way normal.
770
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,600
I could have been
the next Sean Connery
771
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,040
if it wasn't for Dick.
772
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,600
Why was it his fault?
773
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,840
I said the stunt
was too dangerous.
774
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,400
He gave me a drink
to steady my nerves.
775
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,240
"Go on, Derek, you'll
be fine," he said.
776
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,000
And then, [mimics explosion
blasting] up in smoke,
777
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,160
just like my career.
778
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,640
Took him to court
for loss of earnings
779
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,200
but he stitched me
up like a kipper.
780
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,440
Said it was my fault
because I'd been drinking.
781
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,800
Got that writer Bernard
to testify against me.
782
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,760
So, the light that fell?
783
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,400
It was meant for both of them?
784
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,480
Thought I'd try and kill
two turds with one stone.
785
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,880
Look, we get it, they
screwed you over,
786
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,640
but why kill them
after all these years?
787
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:36,160
Why not move on?
788
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,480
Move on?
789
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:38,360
To what?
790
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,440
Entertaining dribbling kids?
791
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,360
And every week I had to
listen to my mum saying
792
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,600
how much she loves
"Operation QT".
793
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,040
That's nice, innit?
794
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,960
It's still her favourite show.
795
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,920
A villain playing a villain.
796
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,040
Your greatest role yet.
797
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,960
Pity no one will remember it.
798
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,280
You'll be locked away
799
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,920
and the rest of the
world will be tuning in,
800
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,200
including your mum, to
watch "Operation QT".
801
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,600
If you say so.
802
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:04,840
[ominous music]
803
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,760
What does that mean?
804
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,200
[ominous music continues]
805
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,800
The gunshot.
806
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,800
The torture scene.
807
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,320
You're mirroring the script.
808
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,320
There's a bomb in the
briefcase at the end.
809
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,840
You'd really blow everyone up?
810
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,920
Of course I wouldn't.
811
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,600
Just Bernard.
812
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:28,480
-[ominous music]
-[both shuffling]
813
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:29,920
Bernard!
814
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,560
We need to rewrite, quick sharp.
815
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,400
[Bernard snores]
816
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,360
Oh, wake up, man.
817
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,760
Listen, Bruno's been arrested
818
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,400
and Vlad's in this final scene.
819
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,760
[Bernard snores]
820
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,160
Oh, what?
821
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,960
[Bernard snores]
822
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:48,880
[door clatters]
823
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,560
[gentle serene music]
824
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,080
Canoness Basil.
825
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,160
What brings you here?
826
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,880
Everyone, please make way.
827
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,840
No need for fanfare,
Sister Peter,
828
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,920
it's not a papal visit.
829
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,040
Where should we stand to
avoid being in the shot?
830
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,440
Is that how they say it?
831
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,120
Spot on, Canoness Basil,
832
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,880
and it's quite safe
to stand with us.
833
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,280
Oh yes, I'd like the
three of you close at hand
834
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,440
when Canoness Basil truly
appreciates what's in store.
835
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,200
Well, surprise, surprise!
836
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,560
Bernard's absolutely
pished, again,
837
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,840
so we're just gonna
have to wing it.
838
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,200
Uh, Debra, we can
just have Katya
839
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,040
leave the bomb on
the alter instead,
840
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,840
and then you spot the
meteor that Vlad left.
841
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,240
I can't resist touching it
842
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,240
so I'm possessed
with evil forces.
843
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,880
That's good, I like it.
844
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,120
Then, enter the assassin
nuns who all spasm and die
845
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,960
and then the big floating
crucifix flies off the alter
846
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,480
and kills Katya.
847
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,080
Yeah.
848
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,520
Right. [claps hands]
849
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,560
Everybody got that?
850
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,840
[playfully tense music]
851
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,200
I most certainly did.
852
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,320
[playfully tense
music continues]
853
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:21,640
Is he dead?
854
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,360
[Felix sighs]
855
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,080
Sleeping pills,
to keep him here.
856
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,480
Where's the bomb?
857
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,720
Wait, are they still filming?
858
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,920
-[suspenseful music]
-[floor clattering]
859
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,200
Did you imagine this
unedifying spectacle
860
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,440
would escape my notice?
861
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,760
We just thought it was harmless.
862
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,240
[tense music]
863
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,880
Everybody stay calm.
864
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,440
-I just need to check that.
-Sir, right here, right here.
865
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,520
That briefcase.
866
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,480
Good Lord.
867
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,440
What is it?
868
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,800
-It's a bomb.
-A bomb?
869
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,760
-[tense music]
-[cast murmuring]
870
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:03,640
Good idea.
871
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,000
Everybody, go outside.
872
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,360
Okay, Felix, we need to
clear the whole convent.
873
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,960
We don't know how far
the blast radius will be.
874
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,280
Okay. [gasping]
875
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,880
We've got a minute.
876
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,840
I'm gonna stay with the
bomb and try and disarm it.
877
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,400
Do you have the first idea how?
878
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,360
[Sam grunts]
879
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,000
Right.
880
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,040
Well, we had a lesson in
bomb disposal at Bletchley.
881
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,040
A lesson?
882
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,000
Well, half lesson, actually.
883
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,600
One of our listening stations
884
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,200
picked up an Knickebein
transmission and, right-oh.
885
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,320
Task at hand.
886
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,600
[tense music]
887
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,440
Sisters, I told you to go.
888
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,040
Now!
889
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,600
I don't think you realise
how serious this is.
890
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,800
And I don't think you realise
891
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,320
the power of prayer, Inspector.
892
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,080
Kept me alive in the blitz.
893
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,240
[tense music continues]
894
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,600
Now, if memory serves,
895
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,200
the wires are bundled
together in a module
896
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,680
and the wire to
cut is usually red.
897
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,040
Well, they're all red
898
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,000
and we don't have
any wire cutters.
899
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,640
15 Seconds.
900
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,240
Well, you just need to yank
the right one out, then.
901
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,760
-Right.
-So, it should be
902
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,760
the last wire at the
bottom of the bundle.
903
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,560
Or is it the top?
904
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,800
Hmm, now, it's not
a collapsing circuit
905
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,480
so I just need to
trace the correct wire-
906
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,200
For the love of God,
Sister, five seconds.
907
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,280
As I thought, the one
closest to the power supply.
908
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,360
And out.
909
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,320
You.
910
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,000
-Come.
-[bell dings]
911
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,920
-Ha.
-[Sam gasps]
912
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,040
[Sam exhales]
913
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,480
Right, I'll get rid
of this, shall I?
914
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,520
I would.
915
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,400
Yeah.
916
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,840
-[Sam exhales]
-Wait!
917
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:32,320
Won't they need the briefcase
for the final scene?
918
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,040
Final scene?
919
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,360
After we all nearly lost our
lives and the convent, too?
920
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:42,360
Canoness Basil will
not stand for it,
921
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,360
and neither will I.
922
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,960
This show is utter tripe
923
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,080
-and blasphemy-
-"Operation QT"
924
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,800
isn't blasphemous.
925
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:51,880
Sister Peter, I think we've
heard quite enough from you.
926
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,440
Hold on, Reverend Mother.
927
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,800
I'd like to hear how it is not.
928
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,360
Because it brings
millions of people
929
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,920
-so much joy, Canoness Basil.
-[uplifting music]
930
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,520
There's nothing
unholy about that.
931
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,520
Every week, the heroes in
the story fight evil and win,
932
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,520
and isn't that what happened
here today in God's house?
933
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,760
Surely that means He gives His
blessing to these good people
934
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,160
in the practise of their art.
935
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,600
Art.
936
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,000
And, after all-
937
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,320
Yes, all right, that'll do.
938
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,680
[swanky jazz music]
939
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,840
I must say,
940
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:35,720
I am rather curious to
see a flying crucifix.
941
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,040
[swanky jazz music continues]
942
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,920
Well, you heard the woman.
943
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,720
Nun.
944
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,000
Lady.
945
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,760
Canoness Basil.
946
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,000
[swanky jazz music continues]
947
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,000
Canoness Basil.
948
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,240
Come on, then, let's
get the cameras rolling!
949
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,160
Mr. Crawford.
950
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,960
Might Sister Peter have
that line after all?
951
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,280
With your permission, of
course, Reverend Mother.
952
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,640
[hopeful music]
953
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:04,160
[swanky upbeat jazz music]
954
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,520
[Katya] The meteor is glowing.
955
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,160
The evil forces-
956
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:19,920
Here we go, evil forces
unleashed by the meteor.
957
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,040
-Shh, this is my bit.
-Save me!
958
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,520
[Sister Peter] Please, Lord.
959
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,800
Save all souls from
these sadistic Soviets.
960
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,360
Get yourself to safety, Sisters.
961
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,760
There's a bomb in this convent.
962
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,280
-[nuns laughing]
-[Sister Boniface applauds]
963
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,760
Bravo, Sister Peter, bravo!
964
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,120
-[nuns cheering]
-[nuns chattering]
965
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,840
-[upbeat jazz music]
-[nuns chattering]
966
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,000
[upbeat jazz music]
967
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,800
[playfully mischievous music]
968
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,520
[serene choral music]
969
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,560
[upbeat music]
970
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,720
[serene choral music]
971
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,600
[upbeat music]
972
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,360
[serene choral music]
973
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,120
[upbeat music]
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