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Ooh, what a spread.
Eggs, meats, cheese, patisserie.
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What is this, breakfast for one
at Ben Franklin's house?
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Oh, well, we just wanted
to surprise you guys.
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Please tell Sass
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that I looked up the
traditional Lenape recipe
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for corn bread, okay?
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Mmm, just like kohèsa
used to make.
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That means "mom." And
now I miss my mom. Cool.
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Oh, my God.
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The 1998 Women of Wall Street
Swimsuit Calendar.
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But when I said I wanted it,
you called me a "big-time perv."
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Yeah, but then I thought
about it, and hey,
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it's not that misogynistic
that they asked a bunch of MBAs
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to wear bikinis
for a photo shoot.
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So, yay, enjoy
smelling breakfast.
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Oh, you guys, this is so nice.
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I don't know.
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This whole breakfast
reminds me of when my parents
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took me to Toys "R" Us
right before they told me
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they were getting a divorce.
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ALBERTA:
[gasps] Oh, my God.
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Sam and Jay are
getting a divorce.
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Guys, no.
[laughs]
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Geez, we are not
getting a divorce.
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That said, we did
want to talk to you,
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because since we're four weeks
away from opening the B&B,
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we need to start getting
the bedrooms ready.
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Bedroom-- Which bedrooms?
Our bedrooms?
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Well, four of them. So we're
gonna need you guys to bunk up.
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Unless you want to be walked
through by painters and handymen
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and, God willing, guests.
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[all groaning]Well, now those waffles
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smell like deception.
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[sniffs]
Mmm. And vanilla.
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Nice touch.
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♪
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SAMANTHA:
Okay, so big congratulations
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to Alberta and Flower
for agreeing
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to be our first roommate pair.
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I haven't had roommates
since the cult.
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We were like sisters.
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Well, technically,
sister-wives,
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because of the sex.
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HETTY: Well, now there's an
uneven number of men and women,
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so I guess I'm on my own.
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Sorry, Hetty,
there's no room for that.
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Why don't you just
bunk with Isaac?
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Why would that be okay?
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Because, well, you guys
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are old-timey and stuff.
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HETTY: It's true, we are of
a similar elevated status
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and share a mutual appreciation
of the finer things.
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Well, I suppose
if we must cohabitate,
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I could do much worse
than the lady of the house.
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Of course, as man and woman,
we will have to resist
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our natural impulses, but
I think we're up to the task.
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The Victorian age had
themselves some blind spots.
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Okay, time to discuss
elephant in room.
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Who get Thor? Everyone want
but only one can have.
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SAMANTHA:
Totally. Right, yeah.
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I sort of assumed that Sasappis
would just move in with you.
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SASAPPIS: And I'll be
the first to say
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that I do want that, very badly.
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You know, I mean, who-who
doesn't want to room with Thor?
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You know, he's got
the biggest room,
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and more importantly, that TV.
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I call it.
I'm rooming with Thor.
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Darn it.
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And Thor taken.
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Too slow, Sass.
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Yeah, suck it, Sass.
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So sad for me. I take Pete.
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Wow. I mean, I am
the last one left,
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but color me flattered.
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And you will have
nothing short
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of a five-star experience
in Casa Pete.
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I'll even let you choose
where you'd like to sleep,
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the bed or the floor.
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Bed.Great choice.
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NIGEL:
I'm just saying,
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the Stamp Act wasn't so bad.
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You Revolutionaries
were so dramatic.
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Well, I'll give you this, Nigel,
if Patrick Henry trotted out
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that "Give me liberty or give me
death" line one more time,
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I would have puked.
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It's like, "We're at a party,
Pat. Relax."
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[both laugh]
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Well, this is my stop.
Same time tomorrow?
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Um...
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There was one thing.
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Oh.Uh...
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You know I've enjoyed our
daily walks, and...
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I've been considering
your new lodging requirements,
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and I thought that,
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should you find it
more amenable,
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you would be more than welcome
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to spend your nights
in the shed.
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With me.Um, where, precisely,
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would I be sleeping?
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Well, my cot, while flimsy,
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can support two persons
of technical weightlessness.
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You are too kind, and, um...
but I should think that, uh,
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one cot would be
quite crowded for two people.
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And, um, I'm a roller.
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I keep rolling.
I roll a lot, actually.
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Sometimes clear off
the bed, and, um...
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You know what?
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TREVOR:
Sam!
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Hey, you know the rules.
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No ghosts in our bedroom.
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We got a problem.
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No, no, no. No.
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[grunting]:
Thor's fault.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, see, he's been
doing this, like, an hour.
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I can't sleep like this.
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Have you tried waking him up?I'm not gonna do that.
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He could split me in two
with his axe.
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I would pop back together,
but it's not pleasant.
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[grunting]Thor.
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Thorfinn.[whispers]: Careful.
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Ah, torture.Thor.
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[shouting]
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[screams][gasps]
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Thor, Thor.
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It-It's me and
Trevor. No, just...
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You were having a nightmare.
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How do you know that?
Can you see in Thor's mind?
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What sort of dark magic is this?
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Uh, no, we know because you're
going psycho in your sleep.
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W-What are you dreaming about?
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That none of Trevor's business.
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How do you know
Thor even dreaming?
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Maybe you're asleep
and this is dream you're having.
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Okay, well, it seems
like the dream is over
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and I guess he's fine.
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So we should all just
get some shut-eye.
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TREVOR:
Yeah, I guess
he seems better.
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THORFINN:
Die!
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Brains!
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TREVOR:
Oy vey.
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I know I'm already dead,
but kill me.
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Oh, the night didn't
get any better?
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Trevor just came in.JAY: Hey, No Pants.
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Good morning.
[sniffs]
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Man, that coffee
smells delicious.
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Sass just came in,
super chipper.
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Wait a minute. You
never wanted to room
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with Thor in the
first place, did you?
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You tricked me. You tricked me.
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You knew about the nightmares.Okay, yes.
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After I died,
the two of us shared a wigwam.
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It was torture.
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Hold on, you're telling me
that Thor has been having
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the same night terrors
for 500 years?
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At least.And he won't talk about them?
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The dude needs help.
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Seriously,
we got to get that Viking
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to a therapist.Can you imagine?
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Trevor just joked
that Thor needs therapy.
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That's actually a great idea.
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What?Look, if this guy
has been suffering
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from night terrors
for half a millennium,
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that's some pretty
serious trauma.
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Okay, but he's a ghost.
He can't talk to a therapist.
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Right, but you could.
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And then you could just have
Thor sitting there with you,
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and you could pass off
his problems as your own.
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Thor can't leave
the property, Jay.
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Good point.
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So we have a therapist
make a house call,
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because you can't
leave the house
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because you're agoraphobic.
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That's not bad.
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This is crazy.
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Please, I can't take it anymore.
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I-I-- You got to help me.
I need to sleep.
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Right, okay, so just to recap,
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the plan is to have me
call a therapist,
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lie about not being able
to go outside so that I can
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secretly translate the problems
of a thousand-year-old Viking,
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who, by the way, doesn't even
want to talk about the problem,
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so we'll have to spring all this
on him and hope he agrees?
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Uh-huh.Okay.
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I guess that's what we'll do.
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THORFINN:
Land ship, land ship!
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Who is this strange visitor?[doorbell rings]
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Hi, you must be Dr. Long.
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Uh, I am Jay. I'm Sam's hubby.
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She-She's not talking
to you because of me.
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Her and I are, like--
We're-we're good.
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Look, I know
you're probably mad.
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Why? Because you call therapist
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when Thor already
refused to talk dreams?
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No, Thor thrilled.
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Thor not actually thrilled.
Thor use sarcasm.
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How do you know
what a therapist is?
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Because Thor watching
old reruns of Frasier.
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[chuckles]
Niles in particular,
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very funny.
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Only likes best coffee.
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Point is,
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Thor no talk feelings,
like Martin, father of Frasier.
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Fine. I'm moving back
into my old room.
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No, Trevor,
that's not an option.
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Well, I'm not dealing
with this mishigas.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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We just need to respect that
Thor is afraid of his feelings.
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Okay? He's terrified.
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About as terrified as he is
of a Danish raiding party.
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THORFINN:
By the eye of the Allfather,
you bite your words.
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Thor's not afraid of Danes and
Thor's not afraid of therapy!
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Time to talk feelings!
[shouts, grunts]
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[laughs softly]
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THORFINN:
Feelings! I'll talk them.
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Oh, Isaac, aren't you
usually on your walk
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with Nigel right about now?
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I don't know why
you would just assume
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that I have plans with Nigel.
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I guess because
it seems like you guys
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are getting kind of close.Close?
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Me? And Nigel?
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[laughs]I mean,
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he's not even American.
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He probably doesn't even know
what a bald eagle looks like.
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I mean, I don't even know why
we're talking about him.
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What people should
be talking about
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is this Isaac and Hetty
situation.
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Man and woman
shacking up?
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Long history together?
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Things could get pretty amorous.
[laughs]
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I'd be wondering that.
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Are people wondering that?
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I was not wondering that.
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Well, why the hell not?!
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I am so sorry for my outburst.
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How's your day?
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So your agoraphobia keeps you
from stepping outside?
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Yeah, but I'm actually cool
with that.
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What I'm really
concerned by
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is these night terrors
that I've been having.
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Interesting.
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Could you walk me through
a typical episode?
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Uh-huh. I would be happy to talk
you through my last dream.
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Thor not talk.
Dream very painful.
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Because even though
it may be very painful,
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you won't be able to help me
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unless I tell you
what I'm going through.
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Yes, that's
usually how this works.
250
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[chuckles]
251
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Please, proceed.
252
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Fine.
253
00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:18,296
In dream, Thor in vast plain
with best friend Oskar.
254
00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:22,039
So, I'm in a vast plain
with my friend Oskar.
255
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,214
He's...
256
00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,999
Norwegian.
257
00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:29,090
Thor very cold.
Every bone in body aching.
258
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,919
Beard frozen in ice.
259
00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:34,704
Scrotum size of berry.
260
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,272
It's pretty cold.
261
00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:40,231
Near fire there is rock.
262
00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:43,626
I grab it, raise it to the sky,
263
00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:46,803
and then I bring it down
and smash Oskar's skull!
264
00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:49,850
I-I pick up a rock
and I smash Oskar's head.
265
00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:50,590
Oh, my.
266
00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:51,634
Blood everywhere.
267
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,418
Brains splatter up nose.
268
00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:55,029
There is, like,
blood everywhere.
269
00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:57,640
And brains up nose.
Tell her of the brains.
270
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,511
I even get some brains
up my nose.
271
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LONG:
Now I need you to think,
does this dream
272
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,038
remind you of something
that's happened in your life?
273
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:04,995
Yes.
274
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,214
It is exactly
275
00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:10,218
the same as day
I kill best friend Oskar.
276
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:11,480
Oh, my God.
277
00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:13,395
Now that I
think about it,
278
00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,049
it is pretty similar to the time
279
00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:19,009
that I betrayed
my best friend Oskar.
280
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,358
This was a big betrayal?
281
00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:21,490
Is ultimate betrayal!
282
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,057
Thor monster!
283
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,537
Thor, come back.
284
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:31,021
Uh, Thor was my childhood dog.
285
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,327
Tell me about him.
286
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,286
And feel free to not take
so many long pauses.
287
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:38,942
Yeah. Uh, he was a corgi.
288
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,815
He liked socks.
289
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,600
HETTY:
Good night, Isaac.
290
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,602
Sleep well.
291
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,479
Oh, what's happening?
292
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,612
Oh, stop your games.
293
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,701
You're a woman
with a comely nape,
294
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:02,662
and this man wants to kiss it.
295
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,620
He does?Yeah.
296
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,840
Oh, my. Is this...
297
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:10,365
Is this a seduction?
Am I being seduced?
298
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:13,411
You most certainly are.
[laughs]
299
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,935
Unless you don't want to be.
300
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:18,416
No. Of course, I've considered
that romantic tensions
301
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,288
could boil over between us.
302
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,203
Ah, one would say
it's inevitable.
303
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,074
[laughs]I just was surprised
304
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,859
that it's taken
so very long.
305
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,034
Mm, well, you know what?
306
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,862
Let's slow this train down.
307
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:32,996
No! I was overcome at first,
but I want this, Isaac.
308
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,564
I want it badly
and I want it now.
309
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,915
My nape, kiss it. Kiss my nape.Uh...
310
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,221
Kiss it.
311
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:42,484
Kiss my nape.Okay.
312
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:45,008
Isaac? Oh, Isaac.
313
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:48,229
My nape. Ooh...
314
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:51,232
Oh, Isaac.
315
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,190
Are you still with me, Isaac?
316
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,976
[snoring]
317
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,509
THORFINN: Oskar!Oh, dear.
318
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:10,730
Forgive Thor for murder!
319
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,470
Okay, therapy has made it
so much worse.
320
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,168
He is twice as loud
as he was last night
321
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,952
and I would say
ten times as violent.
322
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,998
THORFINN: See eyeballs
crush like grapes!Oh, you know what?
323
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,695
It's actually a lot quieter
in this room.
324
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,478
I'm gonna sleep in here.
325
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:21,741
No. You know the rules.
326
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,787
Sam! You have fully
broken that man.
327
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,789
I'm dead, but I still
need my beauty sleep.
328
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,574
Hmm. I actually think it's
slightly quieter in here.
329
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:30,924
Hmm. I'm staying.
330
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,795
Absolutely not.Knock, knock.
331
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,797
Sorry, meant to say
that before I entered.
332
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,103
Uh, look, I don't want
to be a bother,
333
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,844
but Thor's brutal screams
are sort of
334
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,628
keeping Sass
and me awake.
335
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:42,587
Oh, wow, they're kind
of muffled in here.
336
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,285
Would it be okay if I stayed?
337
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,677
No. No one is sleeping here.
338
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,505
You can say that again.
339
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:50,291
We're not leaving
until Thor stops screaming.
340
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:51,727
PETE:
Oh, wait a second.
341
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,989
It might be over.
342
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,036
THORFINN:
Brains!
343
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,907
No, it's not. I'm gonna-- Yeah.
344
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:02,477
THORFINN:
Hell too good for me!
345
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,132
Thor? Thorfinn? Thor.
346
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,830
I'll take the bullet.THORFINN:Stings.
347
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,398
Ah. Ah!Thor? Buddy?
348
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,182
Buddy...[shouts]
349
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,970
[all screaming][groans]
350
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,798
Do it again. That was wild!
351
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,365
Thor, it-it's just us.
352
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,019
You were having a nightmare.
353
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,935
Was battling demon
in Muspelheim, land of fire.
354
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,763
I was banished there
for murdering best friend.
355
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,330
Oof, right.
356
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:33,247
Look, Thor, I'm sorry
I pressured you into therapy.
357
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:36,163
But I do think if you push
through and get a little deeper,
358
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,861
you might be able to process
what happened and move on.
359
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,254
Thor no deserve to move on.
360
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,560
Thor deserve to spend
nights in Muspelheim,
361
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,301
eating fire and cinder.
362
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:47,391
SAMANTHA:
Thor, talk to us.
Tell us your story.
363
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,872
Why did you kill Oskar?
364
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,047
Fine.
365
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:54,137
After shipmates
abandoned Thor,
366
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:57,880
I wander completely
alone for months,
367
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:01,841
but then I meet Oskar,
and we team up.
368
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,756
We hunt together, camp together,
369
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:10,284
we even make little bracelets
out of tall grass together.
370
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:11,589
Very cute.
371
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,243
Aww.He killed that guy.
372
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,810
Well, let me enjoy the ramp-up.
373
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:20,250
But then as the winter deepened,
we got hungrier, hungrier.
374
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,078
Till one day,
375
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:25,299
Thor so hungry he can't think.
376
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,998
So I grab rock,
377
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:33,916
I sneak up... and I
crush Oskar's skull!
378
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,963
Gadzooks.I didn't even cook him.
379
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,052
I ate him raw.
380
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:42,838
And I ate his legs.
I ate his heart.
381
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,058
Oh, damn it, Thor,
you ate your friend's heart?
382
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,581
Thor so hungry, I...
383
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,627
...I even ate his tail.
384
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:52,456
Sorry, did-did you say "tail"?
385
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,981
THORFINN:
What is so strange?
386
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,634
Oskar is squirrel.
387
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:57,374
What?Oh, my God.
388
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:58,593
A squirrel?Come on.
389
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:01,030
Pretty sure I say
this in beginning.
390
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,076
Uh, no, you definitely did not.
391
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,947
Pretty sure I did.No.
392
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,427
Point is...
393
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:12,912
...after friends abandoned
Thor, Oskar there for me.
394
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:18,482
But when Oskar needed
me most, I eat him.
395
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,397
Much shame.
396
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:23,052
For Thor no better than
friends who leave me.
397
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,707
No, Thor, you just did
what you had to do
398
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,361
in a difficult situation.
399
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,929
Also, dude, it's like,
it was a squirrel.
400
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,669
Your friends
left a human being.
401
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,019
You were just trying to survive.
402
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,412
Any one of us would have
done the same thing.
403
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,110
Yeah, you got to forgive
yourself, big guy.
404
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,811
I...
405
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:47,120
I have to admit,
saying secret out loud,
406
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:51,559
it doesn't feel so bad.
407
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,431
[soft laughter]
408
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,832
[exhales]
409
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:05,834
Hetty.
410
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,444
Oh, Isaac.
411
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:11,622
I came to apologize
for my undignified behavior
412
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,189
earlier this evening.
413
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,104
I, um,
414
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,933
may have been, um,
415
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:22,590
trying to prove something
to myself.
416
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,461
The truth is,
417
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:28,857
I have developed affections
for someone on the estate,
418
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,468
but it's, um...
419
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,079
[clears throat]
420
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,951
Oh, wow. It feels like there's
an actual lump in my throat.
421
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,127
Isaac...
422
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:41,826
we've been friends
for 130 years.
423
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,959
You can tell me anything.
424
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,137
Okay, I'll say it.
425
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,313
And then it's said.
426
00:16:55,362 --> 00:17:00,889
The person who
caught my eye is...
427
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,805
...Nigel.
428
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,937
[gasps]
Oh.
429
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,157
Oh.
430
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:15,338
Well, I'm slightly embarrassed
I didn't see it.
431
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,905
Oh, no, don't be, don't be.
432
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,428
I'm sure no one did.
433
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,691
[exhales]
I don't, I don't know why
434
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,911
this has been so hard for me.
435
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,347
And I guess I just felt
436
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,219
that if I ever spoke
of these matters out loud,
437
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,004
it would mean that everything
that came before was a lie.
438
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,530
But if that is what it takes
to speak the truth,
439
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,923
then so be it.
440
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,534
And I am so, so deeply sorryOh...
441
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,449
for deceiving you.
442
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:49,198
What you have been the past
two centuries is my dear friend.
443
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,940
And that could never be a lie.
444
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:55,074
You think you're ready
to tell Nigel?
445
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,597
Couldn't be less ready.
446
00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,557
Oh.But one day,
hopefully, I will be.
447
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:04,083
In the meantime,
it's just nice to have someone
448
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,215
to share my actual
feelings with.
449
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,305
Ooh, do you remember
that footman who worked here
450
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:10,698
for about a week in the '30s
451
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,352
before he got caught
stealing silverware?
452
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:15,137
Oh, who, Clive?
No, I don't remember him at all,
453
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,531
or the way he filled out
those khakis.
454
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,446
[both laugh]
455
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:22,101
It was wild.Oh, the only tragedy here
456
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,711
is that we haven't been
doing this for years.
457
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,582
Yes. We haven't, yes.
458
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,584
Well, another ghost
problem solved.
459
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:30,239
Oh, yeah? Did you get to the
bottom of the night terrors?
460
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:33,329
Yeah, he, uh,
he ate his best friend.
461
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,288
But his best friend
was a squirrel.
462
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:39,074
Oh, that is sad
on a couple of levels.
463
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,468
[chuckles]You know, babe,
464
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,470
y-you don't have to use therapy
465
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,212
to just talk about
ghost problems.
466
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:50,433
You could also talk
about... ghost problems.
467
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,435
Like the fact that you see them
and have to deal with that.
468
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,698
Jay, I'm fine.Are you sure?
469
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,178
I worry sometimes
470
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,875
that you're dealing
with this huge crazy thing
471
00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:00,965
and I'm the only person that
you have to talk about it with.
472
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,793
I mean, when it first happened,
I was pretty freaked out,
473
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,405
but now I'm starting to think,
I don't know,
474
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,146
maybe this all happened
for a reason.
475
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,583
Like, maybe I'm supposed to help
the ghosts with their problems
476
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,062
so they can move on.
477
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:14,153
I am married
to a damn superhero.
478
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,721
Ooh. It is on.
479
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:21,203
Of course, it's not
without its downsides.
480
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,944
Sorry, things heated
up kind of quickly.
481
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,641
Just pretend we're not here.
482
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,077
Let's go upstairs.
483
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,167
ALBERTA: Oh, come on,
now. We have so little.
484
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,781
And I guess
that ever since I saw
485
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:37,263
his picture in the magazine,
I have been having these dreams,
486
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:41,310
where I'm riding a black
stallion with Jason Momoa.
487
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:44,270
And when we get thrown off,
he catches me
488
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,316
and he lays me down
on a soft bed of grass.
489
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,667
So I guess what-what
I'm wondering is...
490
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:54,236
Go on. Ask her.[sighs]
491
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,065
What I'm wondering is,
is there a way
492
00:19:57,108 --> 00:20:00,547
that I could make these dreams
happen more often?
493
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:04,203
Okay, uh, there's a lot
to unpack here.
494
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,596
Hey, so Thor
still healing,
495
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,119
have other issue for talking.
496
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,600
Uh-uh. Move it, buster.
This is my time.
497
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:11,601
I'll be quick.
498
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:12,820
Oh, fine.
499
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:13,864
Would you mind if we just
500
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,126
switched gears for a second?
501
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,476
It's your hour.
502
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,739
Totally. Let me think about
how to put this.
503
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:21,089
So, many moons ago,
during Viking funeral,
504
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,438
I was meant to be sucked off,
505
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:25,224
and pretty hippie woman
say she love Thor,
506
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,356
which feel very good.
507
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,271
But then I am not sucked off,
508
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,752
and suddenly
she does not love Thor,
509
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,145
which feel very bad.
510
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,799
Uh...
511
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,846
Don't forget "sucked off" part.
Important for context.
512
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:39,586
Oh, boy.
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