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Previously, on Family Law...
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I'd also like you to start
working with your brother,
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- as his junior.
- What?
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I was already in law school
when you were still...
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masturbating into a gym sock.
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Abigail, your presence on the website
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will do the firm more harm than good.
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- I'm sure you understand.
- I get it.
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Besides, I've never been
in your family photos.
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Why start now?
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Listen to me, you little turd biscuit,
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you touch my son again,
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and I will destroy you.
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As fun as it is, looking
at donor profiles,
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it's also "Dyke Night" at Velvet.
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I'm wiped.
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Long day?
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If you hadn't had an affair
with a woman named "Felicity"...
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I didn't mean for it to happen.
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Oh! Sweetheart. Stop
tormenting yourself.
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She's in Chicago. It's not
a hop, skip, and a jump.
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Yeah, but that conference
where she and Frank...
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it's on again next month.
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In San Diego.
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Is he going?
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I don't know.
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I thought he told you he
severed all contact with her.
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He did. I believe him.
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Except when I don't.
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Abby, it was one night. A blip.
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If you ask me, his biggest
mistake was telling you about it.
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Well, if you ask me, his
biggest mistake was f...
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Sofe! Nico!
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Butts in gear! Your chariot awaits.
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I need to put in our benefits claim.
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You still haven't given
me your therapy receipts.
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Good morning to you, too.
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- Hey.
- Sorry.
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'Morning.
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You look nice.
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Better.
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But I do need those receipts.
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You are going, right?
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Yes! Of course. I'm
court-mandated, remember?
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Any, uh... work travel coming up?
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- No. Why?
- Mom!
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Mm. Hello.
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Hi!
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After you.
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- Here you go, cutie.
- Are you sure this is okay?
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I don't want you getting in trouble.
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- I think you mean "more trouble".
- No, I know the law.
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Sidewalks are public property.
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I'm not violating my ban.
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Words no child should
ever hear their mother say.
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Hey.
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We'll watch you go in.
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One thing I bet you didn't know
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is that you can't lick your own elbow.
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Huh.
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Come on, I'll walk you to class.
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Anyone hassles you, I'll
kick 'em in the nuts.
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17 storeys, 5,912 phone steps.
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17 storeys, 6,391. I win.
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Oh, I have a longer stride.
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Oh!
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Oh, hi, Abby.
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Danny, don't just stand
there. Help your sister.
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- Have a great day, Pooh Bear.
- Mm, you too...
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Little 'Roo.
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She's like your very own Mini Me.
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You, but with a woo-woo.
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What's it like, having
sex with yourself?
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What's it like, living
with your mom at age 40?
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What's it like manscaping
to overcompensate
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for your lack of personality?
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Lucy says you're compelled
to mock happy couples
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because you're miserable and alone, so.
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Okay, you two. Play nice.
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- Was that... ?
- Yes.
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- From The Real...
- Yes.
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She was one of the nastier ones.
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Not that I ever watched.
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Yup. She's willing to drag
her divorce on for years,
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just to make her ex suffer.
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Me, I'll suffer all the way to the bank.
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The briefs you asked me to review.
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You're welcome.
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You've never thanked me
for giving you this job.
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Why would I thank you for doing it?
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Saw that.
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Marlee should be the
one to move out, not me.
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I paid for the house, now
I'm the one couch-surfing?
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Because you left me,
Dwight, you gelatinous cube.
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I had no choice, you displacer beast!
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Enough with the Dungeons
& Dragons insults.
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- Wait, how did you...
- Let's stay on point.
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My client wants the house,
and custody of the children.
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Sure, that makes sense,
since he works 12 hours a day
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and I'm a stay-at-home mom.
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A stay-at-home mom who's
having a round-the-clock affair.
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I'm not having an affair!
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My colleague knows as well as I do,
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extramarital affairs are irrelevant
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when it comes to custody.
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But negligent parenting isn't.
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She's frakkin' this guy all the time,
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even when the children are there.
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You don't believe me?
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See for yourself.
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- Whoa, whoa...
- Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
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You recorded my gaming?
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What is this?
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"Second Life." A VR game.
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That's her avatar, Gefion,
on top of his avatar, Freyr.
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Ravage me, Freyr!
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Ravage me
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with your hot,
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throbbing
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Viking manhood!
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Your client spends so much
time in the virtual world,
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we have legitimate concerns
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for the children's safety and
emotional well-being in the real one.
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I'll be filing a motion
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requesting Dwight Hartford get
possession of the family home
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and full custody of the children.
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That's just ridiculous.
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If you tried that in real
life, you'd put out your back.
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Or worse, lose an eye.
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Marlee's agreed to
have a monitoring device
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installed on her computer.
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It'll track the hours
she spends on Second Life.
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Results will go to all parties?
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Lucy, could you do a home assessment?
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Sure thing.
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Abby, go with her.
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We need Marlee's signature
for the monitoring device.
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Okay, it's beyond weird,
but is it cheating?
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Of course, it's cheating.
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She's having sex with another man.
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No, her avatar is having
sex with another avatar.
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It's not like she's having
sex with strangers in bars.
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If there's no penetration,
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it's not infidelity, as simple as that.
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So, in your moral universe,
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you could've had phone sex every night
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while you were married
to any one of our moms,
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and it wouldn't have been cheating?
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Nope.
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And that is why you will die alone.
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Charming.
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A healthy fantasy life is
good for a relationship,
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but if it's not mutual,
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at the very least, it's
emotional infidelity.
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- I never cheated.
- No. You're a serial monogamist.
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Speaking of which,
when's your anniversary?
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Two years of living
together on the 28th.
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He'll break up with her before then,
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that way he avoids common law.
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Is it true, Pooh?
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Danielle and I are doing
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just fine, thank you very much.
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That's what you said about
Hannah. And Alix.
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And Georgia.
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- Hey!
- Hi.
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How old are the kids?
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Uh, four and five.
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When did you move to Vancouver?
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Three years ago, from Regina.
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Dwight got an awesome
job at a gaming company.
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I tried to get a job
there too, last year.
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I'm actually more qualified than he is.
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Let me guess. They didn't think
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you could work the long hours?
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So, here I am.
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Livin' the dream.
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- Do you have a community here?
- Oh, please.
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This town is brutal.
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Everyone's, like, mountain climbing
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or... doing something else
that requires Gore-Tex.
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Gore-Tex... the fabric of
choice for fashion don'ts.
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This is where I play.
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Only when the kids aren't around,
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or if they're asleep.
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Uh, i-isn't that your avatar?
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Yeah. Freyr and Gefion.
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You know the Vikings of
Valhalla comic series, right?
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- Uh, no.
- Sure thing.
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Yeah, Dwight and I are huge fans.
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We met when he accidentally
goosed me with his sword
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at ComiCon 2013 lineup,
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and then a week later,
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he said, "Ashau nashveh tu"
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on the Jumbotron at the
Star Trek convention.
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It, um, means "I love you" in Vulcan.
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He always was a master
at grand gestures.
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No wonder they're
headed for divorce.
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Did you see those mannequins?
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Ugh.
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And Second Life?
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A haven for lonely geeks
to play make-believe
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so they can forget how
crappy their real lives are.
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How '90s of you, Abby.
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It's hugely popular.
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And for the record,
geeks rule the world now.
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Your age is showing.
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You have got to be kidding me.
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Hey!
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That cost me 50 bucks!
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You. Get outta here. Now.
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Now!
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Did you even go to school today?
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Yes. I just skipped French.
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With a boy who looks like
a young Charles Manson.
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What? His name is Justin
and he's really nice.
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- Hi, Aunt Lucy.
- Hey, Sofe.
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How old is he?
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- 15.
- Let me tell you something.
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No 15-year old boy is nice.
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- They are all ruled by their penises.
- Mom!
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- That's a sweeping generalization.
- Back off, Auntie!
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I'm taking you back to school.
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Now.
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Please don't tell Dad.
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- You know I can't do that.
- Please! I'll...
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I'll come to that dinner with
you and Nico on Wednesday night.
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Wait. Are you trying to bribe me?
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Deal.
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- Shut up.
- I didn't say anything.
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Oh, "marriage is built on a
foundation of trust," blah-diddy-blah.
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I can read your judgy
therapist thoughts.
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Hey.
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Ahh! You scared me.
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Ohh.
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- What? I'm totally on time.
- On time is late.
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I checked scheduling.
We've got Judge Natali.
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Oh, shit.
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Is that a problem?
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She's the one who gave Frank
temporary custody of our kids.
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So she makes reasoned decisions.
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Sorry. I just gotta... tie my shoe.
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Your shoes don't have laces.
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Ah. Your old boss.
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Is there anyone here
you don't need to avoid?
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Come on, just do me a solid, will ya?
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Fine.
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You're good. He's gone.
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Shit!
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What the fudge, Daniel?
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Marlee is a dedicated mother.
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She drives the kids to
school, to activities,
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doctor's appointments,
makes the meals...
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She does all the actual parenting
while Dwight is at work.
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To give Mr. Hartford custody
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would mean the kids would
be raised by a nanny,
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and we've all seen the results
of the monitoring device.
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00:12:30,781 --> 00:12:32,824
Mrs. Liu-Hartford
spends two hours a day
259
00:12:32,826 --> 00:12:34,058
on Second Life, at most.
260
00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:36,662
It's our view that Mr. Hartford
is motivated by jealousy
261
00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:38,256
of an avatar.
262
00:12:39,733 --> 00:12:40,965
Uh, Your Honor,
263
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,334
I ask leave of the court
to introduce new evidence.
264
00:12:43,336 --> 00:12:44,502
Be my guest, counsel.
265
00:12:44,504 --> 00:12:46,070
My client installed a keystroker
266
00:12:46,072 --> 00:12:48,139
on the kids' shared laptop.
267
00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:50,071
Your Honor, that's
spyware, it's not admissible.
268
00:12:50,188 --> 00:12:51,342
It is! Parents are allowed
269
00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:52,577
to surveil their children's property.
270
00:12:52,579 --> 00:12:55,213
Your client thought this
laptop wouldn't be monitored,
271
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,969
so she used it instead.
272
00:12:59,051 --> 00:13:02,920
Say she spends longer than
two hours a day on her hobby.
273
00:13:02,922 --> 00:13:04,422
So what?
274
00:13:04,424 --> 00:13:06,621
Fathers come home
from a long day at work
275
00:13:06,646 --> 00:13:08,692
and they stick their noses
in their phones all night.
276
00:13:08,717 --> 00:13:12,263
Why do we always hold
mothers to a higher standard?
277
00:13:12,265 --> 00:13:14,565
Spare me the soapbox, Ms. Bianchi.
278
00:13:14,567 --> 00:13:16,868
Your client is on Second
Life 16 hours a day.
279
00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:19,278
And she used her young
children's laptop...
280
00:13:19,606 --> 00:13:22,573
- to play a sex game.
- This is not a hobby, counsel.
281
00:13:22,575 --> 00:13:23,907
This is an addiction.
282
00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,692
Mrs. Liu-Hartford pulled
the wool over your eyes.
283
00:13:28,703 --> 00:13:31,472
But we already know that
addicts are very good liars.
284
00:13:32,032 --> 00:13:34,258
I want a progress report in one week.
285
00:13:34,283 --> 00:13:36,287
If I don't see that you
are doing what you can
286
00:13:36,289 --> 00:13:37,522
to address this addiction,
287
00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,590
I will take Mr. Hartford's
motion for temporary custody
288
00:13:39,592 --> 00:13:41,594
into serious consideration.
289
00:13:41,895 --> 00:13:44,318
Adjourned.
290
00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:50,784
Can you believe that Dwight spied on me?
291
00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:53,918
And no way was I on for 16 hours a day.
292
00:13:53,943 --> 00:13:56,444
- That spyware malfunctioned.
- Marlee, stop.
293
00:13:57,244 --> 00:13:59,645
Make an appointment with a therapist.
294
00:14:00,348 --> 00:14:02,082
Delete Second Life from
all of your devices.
295
00:14:02,084 --> 00:14:03,851
Go to Online Gamers Anonymous.
296
00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:06,587
Agree to let us monitor
every device in your home.
297
00:14:07,309 --> 00:14:09,042
If you don't want to lose your kids,
298
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:11,141
you've got to follow
the judge's requirements.
299
00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,211
And if you lie to me again,
300
00:14:13,236 --> 00:14:15,136
you can find yourself a new lawyer.
301
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,784
I know it must seem crazy,
302
00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:27,753
spending that much
time in a fantasy world.
303
00:14:28,071 --> 00:14:30,322
But what I have with online Freyr,
304
00:14:30,324 --> 00:14:31,720
it's so much deeper
305
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,613
than anything I've had
with Dwight in a long time.
306
00:14:36,802 --> 00:14:39,270
I don't expect you to understand.
307
00:14:39,272 --> 00:14:41,141
I know what it's like
308
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:44,341
to... overindulge in something
309
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:47,641
when you're feeling
undervalued and unloved.
310
00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:50,981
- You do?
- Yeah, I found out
311
00:14:50,997 --> 00:14:53,331
some troubling news about my husband,
312
00:14:53,696 --> 00:14:55,499
so I went a bit off the rails...
313
00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:57,134
And boom, the next thing you know,
314
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:01,439
Natali has given my husband
temporary custody of our kids.
315
00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:03,618
- She did that?
- You know, and I know,
316
00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:07,878
that not one person should
have to carry all the blame,
317
00:15:08,122 --> 00:15:10,223
but Natali's...
318
00:15:10,739 --> 00:15:13,536
not so good at seeing
the shades of gray.
319
00:15:14,004 --> 00:15:15,720
So what do I do?
320
00:15:16,192 --> 00:15:20,024
- I don't want to lose my kids.
- Okay, well, you want my advice?
321
00:15:21,294 --> 00:15:23,395
Go to the meetings, therapy...
322
00:15:23,397 --> 00:15:26,098
Do the blah-diddy-blah for the optics,
323
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,336
but the simplest thing you can do?
324
00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:30,715
Get off Second Life.
325
00:15:31,772 --> 00:15:32,838
Just quit.
326
00:15:33,489 --> 00:15:35,440
It's what I did.
327
00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:37,891
- Really?
- Yeah, cold turkey.
328
00:15:38,649 --> 00:15:40,112
It was that simple.
329
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,688
Hello. Dr. Cameron's office.
330
00:16:41,713 --> 00:16:44,076
Uh, yeah, I have an
appointment with Dr. Cameron
331
00:16:44,078 --> 00:16:45,844
tomorrow morning at 9:00.
332
00:16:45,846 --> 00:16:48,714
- Okay. Who may I ask is calling?
- Abigail Bianchi.
333
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,248
And what is this regarding, Ms. Bianchi?
334
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,951
- Yeah, I'm gonna have to cancel.
- Again?
335
00:16:52,953 --> 00:16:54,186
Yes, again.
336
00:16:54,188 --> 00:16:56,355
What can I say? Life's busy.
337
00:16:56,357 --> 00:16:57,723
You realize our policy is
338
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,224
to charge you if you're canceling?
339
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,492
I know you have to charge me.
340
00:17:00,494 --> 00:17:02,641
Just, uh, email me the receipt.
341
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:10,669
One date for $100, three for two.
342
00:17:10,671 --> 00:17:12,504
All right, put me down for the 14th.
343
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,750
I am e-transferring to you now.
344
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:19,678
Want in on the office pool?
345
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,848
$100 lets you guess which day
Daniel breaks up with Danielle
346
00:17:22,850 --> 00:17:24,483
before their two-year anniversary.
347
00:17:24,485 --> 00:17:26,685
Oh! Daddy's girl has a mean streak.
348
00:17:26,687 --> 00:17:29,187
Daddy's girl makes
half of what Daniel makes.
349
00:17:29,189 --> 00:17:30,722
Mm, well, Daddy's paying this girl
350
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:33,834
less than half of what
Daniel makes, so, uh...
351
00:17:34,497 --> 00:17:36,998
put me down for the 11th.
352
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:46,457
Dwight and I used to
have so much fun together.
353
00:17:47,073 --> 00:17:49,556
He was the Freyr to my Gefion.
354
00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:52,244
Can you pinpoint when
things started to change?
355
00:17:52,246 --> 00:17:53,311
Sure.
356
00:17:53,749 --> 00:17:55,437
Having kids.
357
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,950
Don't get me wrong.
I love 'em like stink.
358
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:02,154
But anyone who says children
don't change a relationship
359
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,539
is lying.
360
00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:06,224
That, coupled with the move,
361
00:18:06,226 --> 00:18:09,161
leaving family and friends behind...
362
00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:11,430
I've been a
stay-at-home mom
363
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,732
for five years.
364
00:18:13,757 --> 00:18:16,799
Hmm. You must feel lonely sometimes.
365
00:18:18,479 --> 00:18:21,206
Some women are so good at it...
366
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,576
but...
367
00:18:25,054 --> 00:18:27,274
I'm so bored.
368
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,962
And I'm so boring.
369
00:18:33,352 --> 00:18:35,420
And I think that Dwight thinks so, too,
370
00:18:35,422 --> 00:18:36,896
because it's like he's...
371
00:18:37,636 --> 00:18:40,136
stopped... seeing me.
372
00:18:42,574 --> 00:18:44,675
In Second Life, with Freyr, I feel...
373
00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:46,398
You feel seen.
374
00:18:46,822 --> 00:18:48,076
Yeah.
375
00:18:52,512 --> 00:18:54,691
I like talking to you, Ms. Svensson.
376
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,676
It's a lot more than just
a bunch of blah-diddy-blah.
377
00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:08,320
Did you honestly tell Marlee
to "just quit" Second Life?
378
00:19:08,322 --> 00:19:10,021
And to go to therapy,
but only for the optics,
379
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,591
because it's just a bunch
of "blah-diddy-blah"?
380
00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:16,333
No. I don't believe
those were my exact words.
381
00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:18,536
You hear that? She went behind your back
382
00:19:18,561 --> 00:19:21,299
and gave your client
highly-troubling advice.
383
00:19:21,522 --> 00:19:22,501
Mm.
384
00:19:22,503 --> 00:19:25,103
And you went behind my
back to start a betting pool
385
00:19:25,105 --> 00:19:26,571
to see when I'll break up with the woman
386
00:19:26,573 --> 00:19:28,540
who's quite possibly
the love of my life.
387
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,264
So to hell with both of you.
388
00:19:33,247 --> 00:19:34,339
I am begging you,
389
00:19:34,364 --> 00:19:36,181
please do not tell him I placed a bet.
390
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,083
Cecil, you've been monitoring
391
00:19:38,085 --> 00:19:40,552
- the devices at Marlee's house, right?
- Yeah.
392
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,220
How many hours has she
logged on Second Life?
393
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,222
Zero.
394
00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:45,790
But it's like when I was a kid,
395
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:47,480
my mom wouldn't let me play Farmville,
396
00:19:47,505 --> 00:19:50,506
I'd just go to a friend's
house or go to the library.
397
00:19:50,531 --> 00:19:53,431
You know, log in from
a different IP address.
398
00:20:00,605 --> 00:20:01,907
Seriously, Cecil?
399
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,608
You've given me balloon tits.
400
00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:05,675
Come on, make them smaller.
401
00:20:06,213 --> 00:20:07,412
Smaller.
402
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:10,282
Most people build hotter
versions of themselves, is all.
403
00:20:10,284 --> 00:20:12,050
Not that you're not already.
404
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:13,815
I mean...
405
00:20:15,087 --> 00:20:16,288
How do you know all this?
406
00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:18,356
'Cause I have a Second Life account.
407
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:21,970
Not for sex!
408
00:20:21,995 --> 00:20:23,495
I'm building my dream house.
409
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,130
I designed it,
410
00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:27,365
and now I'm buying furniture
that other users have designed.
411
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:28,300
Mm-hmm.
412
00:20:28,302 --> 00:20:29,901
So you're saying you spend real money
413
00:20:29,903 --> 00:20:32,037
on cartoon furniture
414
00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:33,238
in a video game?
415
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,639
It is not a "video game".
416
00:20:34,641 --> 00:20:36,107
You're making it sound weird.
417
00:20:36,345 --> 00:20:37,876
It's a virtual society.
418
00:20:37,878 --> 00:20:39,344
You can be anyone you want.
419
00:20:39,346 --> 00:20:40,478
If you're old, you can be young.
420
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,981
If you're in a wheelchair, you can fly.
421
00:20:43,287 --> 00:20:45,020
And who are you on there?
422
00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:50,121
Do you know where Marlee spends
most of her time in the world?
423
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,523
Valhalla.
424
00:20:51,525 --> 00:20:54,493
All right. Let's take your avatar there.
425
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,596
- Who's that?
- Oh, that's me.
426
00:20:57,598 --> 00:20:58,964
Nice house.
427
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,098
There she is.
428
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,210
You should see mine.
429
00:21:01,884 --> 00:21:03,423
Is that them?
430
00:21:03,448 --> 00:21:05,748
Oh.
431
00:21:07,471 --> 00:21:10,575
Yeah, who needs blah-diddy-blah?
432
00:21:10,577 --> 00:21:13,178
Cold turkey works every time.
433
00:21:15,782 --> 00:21:17,148
Hi!
434
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,935
I know you're still on Second Life.
435
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,752
No. No, I'm not.
436
00:21:20,754 --> 00:21:23,121
Marlee, don't bullshit a bullshitter.
437
00:21:23,123 --> 00:21:24,756
And it doesn't matter anyway,
438
00:21:24,758 --> 00:21:26,673
because I tracked down "Freyr."
439
00:21:26,793 --> 00:21:29,861
- How did you...
- I have a private investigator.
440
00:21:29,863 --> 00:21:32,587
His real name is Herbert Dyckman.
441
00:21:32,899 --> 00:21:34,299
Lives in Surrey,
442
00:21:34,301 --> 00:21:36,114
and he's dying to meet "Gefion".
443
00:21:37,404 --> 00:21:38,436
He's here?
444
00:21:38,438 --> 00:21:40,205
Mm-hmm. In that very coffee shop.
445
00:21:40,207 --> 00:21:41,806
I don't think I want to do this.
446
00:21:41,808 --> 00:21:43,308
Oh, no, no. You're doing it.
447
00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:45,977
It's about time you get a
cold, hard dose of reality,
448
00:21:45,979 --> 00:21:47,712
because we both know "Freyr"
449
00:21:47,714 --> 00:21:50,282
is really some slob living
in his mom's basement
450
00:21:50,284 --> 00:21:51,950
with mustard stains on his shirt
451
00:21:51,952 --> 00:21:53,785
and Dorito dust around his mouth.
452
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,327
Herbert Dyckman?
453
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,002
Gefion?
454
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:22,307
You look exactly like your avatar.
455
00:22:22,309 --> 00:22:24,275
You... don't.
456
00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:28,513
You're way prettier in real life.
457
00:22:29,284 --> 00:22:32,118
Uh, you might have to
excuse me for a minute here.
458
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,843
Fine. Go.
459
00:22:34,599 --> 00:22:35,799
Yeah, I don't think I should leave you.
460
00:22:35,801 --> 00:22:37,368
Buh-bye now.
461
00:22:38,744 --> 00:22:40,712
Frank, I'm kind of in
the middle of something.
462
00:22:40,714 --> 00:22:43,414
Sofia's school just called.
She hasn't been there all day.
463
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:45,102
What? They're only letting you know now?
464
00:22:45,127 --> 00:22:47,528
I'm just picking up messages,
I've been in court all day.
465
00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:48,529
Well, why didn't they call me?
466
00:22:48,531 --> 00:22:49,763
You're not on the list anymore.
467
00:22:49,765 --> 00:22:51,432
- That is so messed-up.
- She's not answering her phone.
468
00:22:51,434 --> 00:22:53,234
Do you have any idea where she might be?
469
00:22:53,236 --> 00:22:54,368
Gimme a second.
470
00:22:59,775 --> 00:23:02,810
- She's at the house.
- H-How do you know that?
471
00:23:02,812 --> 00:23:04,411
Because I added myself
to her tracking app
472
00:23:04,413 --> 00:23:05,913
when she wasn't looking, okay?
473
00:23:05,915 --> 00:23:08,082
And clearly, it's a good thing I did!
474
00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:10,255
It's the only way I could
find out where my children are.
475
00:23:11,254 --> 00:23:13,689
- Oh, god.
- What?
476
00:23:13,714 --> 00:23:14,855
Charles Manson kid.
477
00:23:14,857 --> 00:23:17,091
What if she's with Charles Manson kid?
478
00:23:17,093 --> 00:23:18,893
This 50-50 custody thing,
479
00:23:18,895 --> 00:23:20,193
it isn't working.
480
00:23:20,463 --> 00:23:22,263
Seriously, Kyle?
481
00:23:22,374 --> 00:23:23,915
Why is that?
482
00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:26,667
I thought you were both
happy with my arbitration.
483
00:23:26,669 --> 00:23:28,569
It's, uh, Parker's new boyfriend.
484
00:23:28,571 --> 00:23:29,624
Doug.
485
00:23:29,649 --> 00:23:32,006
Doug is ruining all the hard work
486
00:23:32,008 --> 00:23:33,274
I've put into training Craig.
487
00:23:33,276 --> 00:23:35,676
Craig is learning terrible habits.
488
00:23:36,588 --> 00:23:38,245
Look at him!
489
00:23:38,526 --> 00:23:40,447
You can see he... he's distressed.
490
00:23:42,118 --> 00:23:43,117
Please.
491
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,417
He's just jealous because I've
moved on and he hasn't.
492
00:23:45,442 --> 00:23:48,022
I knew you were gonna say
that, so I brought proof.
493
00:23:48,024 --> 00:23:49,503
Hmm?
494
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:50,858
Where did you get those photos?
495
00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:52,471
You uploaded them to our shared account.
496
00:23:52,496 --> 00:23:53,905
You are such a loser.
497
00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:56,497
"Doug" lets Craig up on the couch.
498
00:23:56,499 --> 00:23:58,800
He lets him eat off the table!
499
00:23:58,825 --> 00:24:01,001
Way to go, genius.
500
00:24:01,003 --> 00:24:02,102
Those photos only prove
501
00:24:02,104 --> 00:24:03,837
that Craig loves Doug
more than he loves you.
502
00:24:03,839 --> 00:24:06,173
Now, if you'll excuse me,
some of us have real jobs.
503
00:24:06,175 --> 00:24:08,275
Screenwriting is a real job!
504
00:24:08,277 --> 00:24:09,977
Yeah, only if someone's
paying you, dork.
505
00:24:12,914 --> 00:24:14,281
Talk to me, Kyle.
506
00:24:16,402 --> 00:24:18,552
I don't get to see Craig
for a week at a time,
507
00:24:18,827 --> 00:24:20,120
and when I do get him back,
508
00:24:20,122 --> 00:24:22,423
it's like he's forgotten
everything I've taught him.
509
00:24:24,576 --> 00:24:27,979
It's like... he's forgotten me.
510
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,241
I can't believe you didn't
tell me about this kid.
511
00:24:41,243 --> 00:24:43,210
I can't believe you bribed our daughter.
512
00:24:43,212 --> 00:24:45,512
No, no, I didn't bribe
her, she bribed me.
513
00:24:45,514 --> 00:24:46,880
Sofia.
514
00:24:47,316 --> 00:24:49,650
You scared us half to death.
515
00:24:50,202 --> 00:24:53,053
Why weren't you in school?
Why weren't you answering your phone?
516
00:24:53,055 --> 00:24:54,215
Can I talk to you in private?
517
00:24:57,288 --> 00:25:00,394
- Of course, sweetheart.
- Not you.
518
00:25:00,825 --> 00:25:02,024
Mom.
519
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,240
Is this about Charles Manson kid?
520
00:25:13,242 --> 00:25:15,066
Because I can make him
wish he'd never been born.
521
00:25:15,091 --> 00:25:16,434
Mom, God!
522
00:25:19,739 --> 00:25:21,609
I got my stupid period
523
00:25:21,902 --> 00:25:23,851
and I didn't want to tell my friends
524
00:25:23,853 --> 00:25:26,453
because they all got theirs ages ago,
525
00:25:26,455 --> 00:25:28,022
and...
526
00:25:28,024 --> 00:25:31,058
I kind of lied and told
them that I already had mine,
527
00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:33,190
and I got scared that I
might bleed through my skirt,
528
00:25:33,215 --> 00:25:35,329
so I came home to, like, deal with it,
529
00:25:35,331 --> 00:25:37,371
but Dad doesn't have any
girl products in the house.
530
00:25:38,416 --> 00:25:41,565
Oh... sweetheart.
531
00:25:43,896 --> 00:25:46,831
Well, we can take care of that, pronto.
532
00:25:48,043 --> 00:25:49,514
It's all gonna be okay.
533
00:25:50,428 --> 00:25:53,080
It's gonna feel like old hat in no time,
534
00:25:53,082 --> 00:25:54,381
trust me.
535
00:25:54,383 --> 00:25:55,949
Aww!
536
00:26:02,902 --> 00:26:04,625
Jerri's on garbage duty now?
537
00:26:04,627 --> 00:26:05,826
My client.
538
00:26:05,828 --> 00:26:06,927
"The Real Botox"?
539
00:26:06,929 --> 00:26:09,463
She wants substantially
more spousal support
540
00:26:09,465 --> 00:26:11,065
than her ex is currently offering.
541
00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:12,933
I need to document her spending habits.
542
00:26:13,257 --> 00:26:15,769
Prove she's accustomed
to a certain lifestyle.
543
00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:18,768
Those are her receipts
for the past year.
544
00:26:19,507 --> 00:26:20,774
You're not suggesting...
545
00:26:20,776 --> 00:26:21,775
I'm not suggesting.
546
00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:23,177
I'm telling.
547
00:26:23,179 --> 00:26:26,146
I need an itemized breakdown
by the end of the week.
548
00:26:26,148 --> 00:26:27,047
Harry!
549
00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:30,017
Hire a forensic accountant to do it.
550
00:26:30,019 --> 00:26:31,452
Get Cecil to do it.
551
00:26:31,477 --> 00:26:33,777
Why would I do that when I have you?
552
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,512
_
553
00:26:52,536 --> 00:26:54,988
_
554
00:27:02,518 --> 00:27:03,984
Dr. Cameron's office.
555
00:27:03,986 --> 00:27:05,285
Hi, this is Abigail Bianchi.
556
00:27:05,287 --> 00:27:07,321
Please hold.
557
00:27:07,323 --> 00:27:10,023
Ms. Bianchi. This is Dr. Cameron.
558
00:27:10,025 --> 00:27:11,692
Oh. Hello.
559
00:27:11,694 --> 00:27:13,160
Every time you cancel an appointment,
560
00:27:13,162 --> 00:27:14,962
it's disrespectful,
561
00:27:14,964 --> 00:27:16,663
both of my time
562
00:27:16,665 --> 00:27:18,732
and for the people on my wait list.
563
00:27:18,734 --> 00:27:19,767
So, as of today,
564
00:27:19,769 --> 00:27:21,368
I'm putting an end to this little game.
565
00:27:21,370 --> 00:27:22,369
I wish you the best of luck.
566
00:27:22,651 --> 00:27:24,651
Can I just get my receipt...
567
00:27:39,344 --> 00:27:41,160
I understand that, Mr. Choi,
568
00:27:41,185 --> 00:27:43,318
but our bill is past due by two months.
569
00:27:43,343 --> 00:27:45,577
Yes. Thank you. Bye.
570
00:27:45,602 --> 00:27:47,501
I just had a session with Marlee.
571
00:27:47,503 --> 00:27:50,071
She told me that somebody introduced her
572
00:27:50,073 --> 00:27:51,772
to the man behind her VR crush.
573
00:27:51,774 --> 00:27:54,108
Isn't that doctor/patient privilege?
574
00:27:54,110 --> 00:27:55,376
Abigail.
575
00:27:55,378 --> 00:27:57,926
Well, maybe that... someone
576
00:27:57,951 --> 00:28:00,852
didn't expect it to go the way it did.
577
00:28:00,877 --> 00:28:02,076
Maybe that someone
578
00:28:02,101 --> 00:28:04,352
thought it would help snap
Marlee back to reality.
579
00:28:04,377 --> 00:28:06,344
You know, the first
time I spoke to Marlee,
580
00:28:06,369 --> 00:28:08,402
it felt like there was still
some hope for her marriage.
581
00:28:08,427 --> 00:28:09,693
And now...
582
00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:12,655
You're trying to work things
out with your husband, right?
583
00:28:12,962 --> 00:28:15,567
Imagine how much harder it would be
584
00:28:15,592 --> 00:28:17,992
if somebody introduced
a real, live version
585
00:28:18,017 --> 00:28:20,141
of his fantasy woman into the mix.
586
00:28:25,653 --> 00:28:28,054
Why are you always trying
to take the shortcuts?
587
00:28:28,392 --> 00:28:30,392
Because they're shorter.
588
00:28:32,881 --> 00:28:35,046
I used to tell everyone I was sober.
589
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:37,550
My wife, my kids...
590
00:28:39,408 --> 00:28:41,342
Said it so much, I
almost believed it myself.
591
00:28:43,076 --> 00:28:46,946
And meanwhile, I'm hiding
bottles all over the house.
592
00:28:47,999 --> 00:28:51,465
Even kept a 26er of rye
tucked inside the toilet tank.
593
00:29:04,456 --> 00:29:07,725
Please, Harry, I beg of you,
buy a pair of longer shorts.
594
00:29:07,845 --> 00:29:10,412
"Longer shorts." Oxymoron.
595
00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:13,686
- Receipts. Itemized.
- Good.
596
00:29:13,711 --> 00:29:15,010
She's a spendaholic.
597
00:29:15,147 --> 00:29:16,647
Two grand a month on her hair alone,
598
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,372
and about that much again
599
00:29:18,397 --> 00:29:21,197
on doggie outfits for her Shitzu.
600
00:29:21,222 --> 00:29:23,423
All reasons why she
deserves at least double
601
00:29:23,448 --> 00:29:25,881
the spousal support her
ex is currently offering.
602
00:29:25,906 --> 00:29:27,272
She needs to maintain the lifestyle
603
00:29:27,297 --> 00:29:28,764
to which she's accustomed.
604
00:29:28,789 --> 00:29:29,888
Or she could blow dry her own hair
605
00:29:29,913 --> 00:29:32,580
and help eradicate malaria
in developing countries.
606
00:29:33,629 --> 00:29:35,745
Assassin! Assassin!
607
00:29:35,770 --> 00:29:38,471
You've ruined my marriage!
You have ruined my life!
608
00:29:38,496 --> 00:29:39,678
Mr. Hartford, please, calm down.
609
00:29:39,703 --> 00:29:41,603
No, I'm not gonna calm down!
610
00:29:41,628 --> 00:29:44,362
You introduced her to Freyr!
611
00:29:44,399 --> 00:29:45,832
Ah!
612
00:29:45,857 --> 00:29:47,089
Why would you do that?
613
00:29:47,114 --> 00:29:49,378
How is that your job?
614
00:29:49,403 --> 00:29:51,325
I have no idea what
you're talking about!
615
00:29:51,327 --> 00:29:53,233
I've lost her forever!
616
00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:55,104
Ahh! My eye!
617
00:29:55,129 --> 00:29:56,851
- Sorry...
- Okay, fella.
618
00:29:56,876 --> 00:29:58,443
Time for you to go!
619
00:29:58,468 --> 00:29:59,500
Sorry about that.
620
00:30:09,637 --> 00:30:11,438
What the hell was Dwight talking about?
621
00:30:11,463 --> 00:30:12,896
"Real-life Freyr"?
622
00:30:12,921 --> 00:30:15,454
I used a P.I. I know
623
00:30:15,479 --> 00:30:17,218
to track down the guy behind Freyr.
624
00:30:17,243 --> 00:30:19,237
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
- Daniel, focus!
625
00:30:19,262 --> 00:30:22,198
That's not what's important right now.
626
00:30:22,223 --> 00:30:24,421
You were just viciously assaulted.
627
00:30:24,446 --> 00:30:25,633
He threw Skittles at me.
628
00:30:25,665 --> 00:30:27,031
No. It was vicious.
629
00:30:27,056 --> 00:30:29,491
Harry and I were both
witnesses, weren't we, Harry?
630
00:30:29,516 --> 00:30:33,218
- You almost lost an eye.
- Have you actually lost your mind?
631
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:35,667
Let me spell it out for you!
632
00:30:35,692 --> 00:30:38,616
We can use this to nail
Dwight's ass to the wall.
633
00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:41,797
Screw shared custody! We
can get Marlee full custody.
634
00:30:42,234 --> 00:30:44,800
He's violent, unpredictable.
635
00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:46,859
You haven't learned a thing
about family law, have you?
636
00:30:46,884 --> 00:30:49,485
I've learned that what you do
can barely be defined as law.
637
00:30:49,510 --> 00:30:51,877
"Daniel Svensson, Pet Arbitrator."
638
00:30:51,902 --> 00:30:54,472
This isn't personal injury, okay?
This isn't about "winning."
639
00:30:54,497 --> 00:30:55,607
First rule of family law...
640
00:30:55,632 --> 00:30:56,931
Put the needs of the children first.
641
00:30:57,221 --> 00:30:59,822
And that rarely means
severing ties with a parent.
642
00:31:00,783 --> 00:31:02,083
Harry. Come on!
643
00:31:02,676 --> 00:31:04,252
Your brother's right, Abigail.
644
00:31:04,254 --> 00:31:05,887
You grossly overstepped
645
00:31:05,889 --> 00:31:07,422
and your strategy is a non-starter.
646
00:31:07,722 --> 00:31:09,891
So you're just gonna let
Dwight get away with this?
647
00:31:09,893 --> 00:31:11,259
Yeah, I am.
648
00:31:11,261 --> 00:31:14,429
He only did it because you did
a phenomenally reckless thing.
649
00:31:20,437 --> 00:31:21,937
I'll say it again, Dad.
650
00:31:21,939 --> 00:31:23,338
She doesn't belong here.
651
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,573
Maybe not,
652
00:31:24,575 --> 00:31:27,008
but the stuff about
the father being violent
653
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,551
and unpredictable...
654
00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:31,701
Worth keeping in your back pocket.
655
00:31:42,124 --> 00:31:43,992
George! Hi.
656
00:31:43,994 --> 00:31:45,227
What a surprise.
657
00:31:45,229 --> 00:31:47,896
- Abigail.
- Uh, hey, so I just wanted you to know,
658
00:31:47,898 --> 00:31:50,232
that, uh, as soon as
my probation is over,
659
00:31:50,234 --> 00:31:52,267
I am ready to step
back into my old role.
660
00:31:52,269 --> 00:31:53,401
Stronger than ever.
661
00:31:53,403 --> 00:31:55,270
A-And I know we have a lot to discuss,
662
00:31:55,272 --> 00:31:58,773
but I can come by at any
time... Your convenience.
663
00:31:58,775 --> 00:32:00,108
Do you know how many of your clients
664
00:32:00,110 --> 00:32:01,309
have come to us,
665
00:32:01,311 --> 00:32:03,545
asking if you lost their
case because you were drunk?
666
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,982
That never played a part.
667
00:32:07,613 --> 00:32:08,617
And for the record,
668
00:32:08,619 --> 00:32:10,719
I had very few losses.
669
00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,120
Bob Johnson?
670
00:32:12,122 --> 00:32:14,109
The client who you...
671
00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:16,992
Oh, how shall I put this...
672
00:32:17,273 --> 00:32:18,560
Vomited on...
673
00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:20,161
is suing the firm.
674
00:32:20,163 --> 00:32:21,763
Bob's an idiot, okay?
675
00:32:21,765 --> 00:32:23,131
Let me handle Bob.
676
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:28,144
You can come back, Abigail...
677
00:32:28,644 --> 00:32:29,976
when hell freezes over.
678
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:43,019
So... we're agreed?
679
00:32:43,021 --> 00:32:45,374
This is a new low, Daniel,
you know that, right?
680
00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:47,590
Well, I mean, I can put this back on.
681
00:32:47,592 --> 00:32:48,958
My eye is still quite sore.
682
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,272
Put away your Halloween
costume, Jack Sparrow.
683
00:32:51,297 --> 00:32:53,431
We're agreed.
684
00:32:56,663 --> 00:32:58,931
My client has also
been seeing a therapist,
685
00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,032
Lucy Svensson.
686
00:33:00,034 --> 00:33:01,267
Ms. Svensson is happy to answer
687
00:33:01,269 --> 00:33:03,269
any further questions you may have.
688
00:33:03,577 --> 00:33:05,071
Our client has taken
your recommendations
689
00:33:05,073 --> 00:33:06,338
very seriously.
690
00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,640
Counsel?
691
00:33:07,642 --> 00:33:09,642
I have nothing further
to add, Your Honor.
692
00:33:11,221 --> 00:33:13,345
Well, I must commend
you, Mrs. Liu-Hartford.
693
00:33:14,148 --> 00:33:15,643
I wish all the folks I saw in here
694
00:33:15,668 --> 00:33:17,468
were as committed as you are.
695
00:33:17,507 --> 00:33:19,807
Marlee Liu-Hartford and Dwight Hartford
696
00:33:19,809 --> 00:33:21,463
will have shared custody of the kids.
697
00:33:21,488 --> 00:33:22,956
60-40 split for now,
698
00:33:22,981 --> 00:33:24,914
since Marlee is the
stay-at-home parent.
699
00:33:25,121 --> 00:33:26,620
And I'm letting her stay in the house.
700
00:33:27,124 --> 00:33:29,483
Mr. Hartford will find
alternate accommodations.
701
00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:32,186
We'll reconvene tomorrow
to discuss support.
702
00:33:32,188 --> 00:33:34,155
Adjourned.
703
00:33:35,461 --> 00:33:37,394
Congratulations.
704
00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,459
What's wrong?
705
00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:44,065
It means it's really
over now, doesn't it?
706
00:33:44,067 --> 00:33:45,232
Between me and Dwight.
707
00:33:45,234 --> 00:33:46,734
I thought you wanted it that way?
708
00:33:46,736 --> 00:33:47,735
You and Herbert...
709
00:33:47,737 --> 00:33:49,897
I sent him back to Surrey.
710
00:33:50,406 --> 00:33:51,739
He's nice.
711
00:33:51,850 --> 00:33:53,483
And hot.
712
00:33:54,509 --> 00:33:57,578
But beyond Second Life,
we had nothing in common.
713
00:33:58,868 --> 00:34:00,435
Not like me and Dwight.
714
00:34:11,769 --> 00:34:14,003
I hear you, bro.
715
00:34:14,231 --> 00:34:17,166
Maybe your dad's getting
soft in his old age.
716
00:34:17,871 --> 00:34:19,471
He brought her in out
of guilt, I get that.
717
00:34:19,802 --> 00:34:22,062
It's letting her stay
that boggles my mind.
718
00:34:22,405 --> 00:34:24,301
That's family.
719
00:34:32,047 --> 00:34:34,081
You know, as much
as it pains me to admit it,
720
00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:35,249
you were right.
721
00:34:35,251 --> 00:34:37,118
Marlee still loves Dwight.
722
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,753
- Why are you... ?
- It's obvious
723
00:34:38,755 --> 00:34:40,121
she wants him back. The only reason
724
00:34:40,123 --> 00:34:41,989
she had an online affair
725
00:34:41,991 --> 00:34:44,291
was because she felt
he no longer loved her.
726
00:34:44,293 --> 00:34:45,760
- Why are you shouting?
- It's just too bad
727
00:34:45,762 --> 00:34:48,062
we can't be the ones to
tell him, though, right?
728
00:34:48,064 --> 00:34:50,498
Conflict of interest and all that.
729
00:35:01,143 --> 00:35:03,844
I've changed your custody arrangement.
730
00:35:04,034 --> 00:35:05,980
You both still get Craig 50-50.
731
00:35:05,982 --> 00:35:07,314
I should hope so.
732
00:35:07,316 --> 00:35:09,517
But instead of one
week on, one week off,
733
00:35:09,519 --> 00:35:11,919
it will be three days
on, three days off.
734
00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:13,666
That way, Doug's...
735
00:35:14,757 --> 00:35:17,658
"bad habits" won't have as
much time to get ingrained.
736
00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:19,193
I-I can live with that.
737
00:35:19,195 --> 00:35:21,796
No, this is a lot for me to rearrange
738
00:35:21,798 --> 00:35:23,397
with Craig's daycare schedule.
739
00:35:23,399 --> 00:35:24,948
You hired me to arbitrate
for the two of you.
740
00:35:25,535 --> 00:35:27,701
My decision stands.
741
00:35:27,703 --> 00:35:29,437
You'll be receiving my written report
742
00:35:29,439 --> 00:35:30,811
later this week.
743
00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:37,190
Happy?
744
00:35:46,637 --> 00:35:48,071
Sorry about your rug.
745
00:35:51,456 --> 00:35:52,689
Hi.
746
00:35:54,215 --> 00:35:56,349
My therapy receipts.
747
00:35:57,399 --> 00:35:59,354
And, uh, check this out.
748
00:35:59,569 --> 00:36:02,169
My one-month chip from A.A.
749
00:36:02,557 --> 00:36:04,538
Abby, congratulations.
750
00:36:04,727 --> 00:36:07,028
Crack open the champagne!
751
00:36:07,742 --> 00:36:09,022
It's a joke.
752
00:36:09,412 --> 00:36:11,124
I'm doing the work, Frank.
753
00:36:12,015 --> 00:36:14,745
I could just as easily
keep doing it here.
754
00:36:16,893 --> 00:36:18,552
Let's have this conversation
755
00:36:18,554 --> 00:36:20,054
when you hit the three-month mark.
756
00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:24,225
- Hey, Sofe.
- Hi.
757
00:36:24,227 --> 00:36:27,228
Sofe, hi. Hey, uh, so,
I got you something.
758
00:36:27,230 --> 00:36:30,364
It's called "Me, Myself,
and My Changing Body."
759
00:36:30,366 --> 00:36:31,765
Okay? It's kind of cool.
760
00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:33,434
Tells you everything you
need to know about, uh...
761
00:36:33,436 --> 00:36:35,669
Okay, barf. I'm not 10, Abigail.
762
00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:56,946
_
763
00:37:01,157 --> 00:37:03,157
_
764
00:37:19,881 --> 00:37:21,148
Mr. Krol,
765
00:37:21,150 --> 00:37:23,331
I don't take kindly to people
who waste the court's time.
766
00:37:23,586 --> 00:37:25,286
I'm giving your client one more minute.
767
00:37:25,288 --> 00:37:26,620
Gefion!
768
00:37:29,124 --> 00:37:31,492
Why, ye gods twain,
769
00:37:31,494 --> 00:37:34,662
with bitter tongues strive
with reproachful words
770
00:37:35,031 --> 00:37:37,831
to raise hate among us here?
771
00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:39,767
My Gefion...
772
00:37:41,456 --> 00:37:42,623
Dwight?
773
00:37:46,147 --> 00:37:48,175
Marlee, I love you so much.
774
00:37:48,588 --> 00:37:50,442
I don't want to lose you.
775
00:37:50,467 --> 00:37:53,347
I have two seats booked on a flight
776
00:37:53,349 --> 00:37:55,182
leaving in four hours for ComiCon.
777
00:37:55,184 --> 00:37:57,017
Please say you'll come.
778
00:37:57,019 --> 00:37:59,653
- The kids...
- Are with your mother.
779
00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:01,589
Please, Marlee,
780
00:38:01,591 --> 00:38:03,346
say we can try again.
781
00:38:03,998 --> 00:38:06,319
I want to spend the weekend...
782
00:38:07,456 --> 00:38:09,155
seeing you.
783
00:38:12,510 --> 00:38:15,023
Yes, Freyr.
784
00:38:15,204 --> 00:38:16,870
Yes, Dwight.
785
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:19,329
Ashau nash-veh tu.
786
00:38:22,477 --> 00:38:23,811
Oh...
787
00:38:23,813 --> 00:38:25,012
You okay?
788
00:38:25,014 --> 00:38:26,013
Yeah.
789
00:38:26,116 --> 00:38:28,650
Okay.
790
00:39:02,914 --> 00:39:06,681
_
791
00:39:39,334 --> 00:39:41,169
Abby!
792
00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:44,105
I told Danny to wait for
the whole family to be here
793
00:39:44,107 --> 00:39:45,473
before the announcement,
794
00:39:45,475 --> 00:39:47,375
but he said he couldn't reach you.
795
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,586
We're engaged.
796
00:39:49,759 --> 00:39:51,759
We're going ring shopping this weekend.
797
00:39:52,809 --> 00:39:54,310
Wow.
798
00:39:54,765 --> 00:39:56,832
Congratulations.
799
00:39:57,373 --> 00:39:58,586
Lucy...
800
00:39:59,989 --> 00:40:01,122
I don't know what you said,
801
00:40:01,124 --> 00:40:03,232
but he told me you had an influence,
802
00:40:03,257 --> 00:40:04,769
so thank you.
803
00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:07,762
This is the happiest day of my life.
804
00:40:07,764 --> 00:40:09,330
I'm so happy for both of you.
805
00:40:09,332 --> 00:40:10,298
Congratulations.
806
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,299
Uh-uh-uh.
807
00:40:11,301 --> 00:40:12,877
We get sparkling water.
808
00:40:13,303 --> 00:40:15,203
Congratulations, Daniel.
809
00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:17,005
Maybe Harry'll finally
get some grandchildren.
810
00:40:19,508 --> 00:40:21,943
I already have grandchildren. Two.
811
00:40:21,945 --> 00:40:23,302
Oh, right.
812
00:40:23,327 --> 00:40:25,576
I keep forgetting she's your daughter.
813
00:40:35,314 --> 00:40:37,515
Babe...
814
00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:39,852
Sabina and the gang are going to Velvet.
815
00:40:39,877 --> 00:40:40,943
We should go.
816
00:40:40,993 --> 00:40:43,875
Uh, or, just as fun,
817
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,400
we could eat in front of the TV
818
00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:49,403
and look at more sperm-donor profiles?
819
00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:53,808
Sure. Yeah, let me just grab a beer.
820
00:41:10,994 --> 00:41:13,060
_
821
00:41:13,062 --> 00:41:15,763
_
822
00:43:32,164 --> 00:43:35,867
Watch an all new Family
Law, next Friday on Global.
823
00:43:36,772 --> 00:43:39,740
Legally I should report you.
824
00:43:40,710 --> 00:43:42,510
This is your one...
825
00:43:42,512 --> 00:43:44,111
free pass. Do you understand me?
826
00:43:44,113 --> 00:43:47,348
If you do anything to jeopardize
this firm's reputation...
827
00:43:47,350 --> 00:43:49,183
MY reputation... again...
828
00:43:49,185 --> 00:43:50,185
You are done!
829
00:43:50,594 --> 00:43:53,996
I'm Daniel Svensson and this is my
junior associate Abigail Bianchi.
830
00:43:54,830 --> 00:43:56,431
I need to emancipate from my parents.
831
00:43:56,536 --> 00:43:58,536
Effective immediately.
58925
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