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? It seems today that all you see ?
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? Is violence in movies and sex on TV ?
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? But where are those
good old-fashioned values ?
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? On which we used to rely? ?
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? Lucky there's a family guy ?
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? Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ?
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? All the things that make us ?
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? Laugh and cry ?
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? He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ?
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Dinnertime, everyone.
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You know what I'm craving? Lobster.
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Your lobster today is Dinty Moore stew
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from a can too dented to risk on people.
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What does "Dinty" even mean?
Is it an adjective or a guy?
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Or a contraction, like,
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"Boy, he really screwed up
that meal, din't he?"
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I mean, Dinty Moore?
How about Dinty Less, right?
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Gold. All of this.
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I'll get it. It might be Jabberjaw.
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Uh, you kids don't remember Jabberjaw,
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but your father very badly
wants to meet Jabberjaw.
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It came! My hammock came!
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Yay, you brought loud energy
into the dining room!
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Why did you get a hammock, Peter?
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Well, the year 2020 was a terrible year
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for the Corona beer company,
so they had to sell off
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all their TV commercial hammocks.
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And owning a hammock from TV
has always been
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my third-biggest dream.
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- My first big...
- Meet Jabberjaw.
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Okay, you know about Jabberjaw.
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And then my other dream
is to be an NFL referee.
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It's good, it's good.
The-the-the kick was good.
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Hammock life is the best life, Chris.
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Yeah, you clearly wanted
to be seen lying in a hammock,
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so I'm glad I could do that for you.
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Now, to drink lemonade
with a southern drawl.
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Chip, chip,
guv'nor. Shrimp on the barbie.
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You sound like Colonel Sanders.
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- Damn it.
- Oh, no.
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The neighbor's sprinkler
ruined whatever this is.
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Not so fast, Chris.
I don't give up that easy.
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Good for you, Dad.
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Go knock on the neighbor's door
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and have a mildly
uncomfortable conversation.
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I give up.
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Peter, uh, we can't start
until you start.
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I'm sorry, gang, I'm just so mad
at my backyard neighbor.
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- What's the problem?
- He's got a sprinkler
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going nuts and spraying on my property.
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I just don't know what to do.
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Hang on while I close this law book
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and return it to a shelf of law books.
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Have you been injured in an accident?
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Man, I hope so. I'm Brick Baker.
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My mama didn't raise no dummy.
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And I'm here to get you money.
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That almost rhymes.
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My specialities are contract law
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and kicking bitch ass for you.
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Also probate.
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You trip and fall? Got a dog bite?
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You used baby powder on
your vagina, you crazy person?
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Well, if you haven't, start doing it.
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Brick Baker's getting you paid.
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Ha! You need hot, fresh justice,
so call da Baker.
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I said I wasn't wearing that!
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Maybe you should hire that lawyer
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to sue the problem neighbor you got.
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Hey, great idea, Cleveland.
I loved his little judge hammer.
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Gavel, it's called.
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N-N-N-N-N-Now, because this
is a regional commercial,
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it's gonna end
just a half a second too early.
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But remember, call 22...
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Mr. Griffin,
I've reviewed your complaint,
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and I think you have an excellent case.
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That's great.
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N-N-N-N-N-Now,
can I tell you something off the record?
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"Live At Bird land, Art Blakey Quartet,
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Blue Note Records, 1957."
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Okay, I can see that I came
to the right lawyer.
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N-N-N-Now, I just need to file a brief.
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Yeah, this-this is gonna
work out. I want to hire you.
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Excellent. Let me just
type up your filing.
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Name: Peter Griffin.
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Favorite WNBA Team...
That's a weird second question.
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I'll put "Dallas Wings."
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Home address...
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Wait, you live at 31 Spooner Street?
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Yeah, cross street: Forker Lane.
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Out in Cutlery Estates.
Is that a problem?
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Um, nope. No problem.
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I got you, Peter Griffin.
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When we goes to court,
I will be right there with you.
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Just like I say
on my local cable commercial,
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"With Brick by your side, you can't..."
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Thanks for helping me find
a lobster roll truck
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on Instagram, Stewie.
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Eh, I just wish we didn't have to go
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to this stupid, gentrified waterfront.
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This place was so much better
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when it sucked and we never came here.
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Well, here's our lobster roll truck.
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Uh, hey, guys?
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You're cutting in line.
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It starts back there.
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What? No.
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All I wanted was just
some decent lobster.
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You know, Bri, they're right
out there, up for grabs.
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We should just go
straight to the source.
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What are you even suggesting, Stewie?
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That we, what, we get a lobster
boat and be lobster men?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Peter, where's the
defendant? And where's Brick?
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Sorry I'm late. I had to make
these small desserts
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change their ways.
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Ha. Tort reform.
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Anyway, let's get this started.
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Wha... Why are you standing there?
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You're supposed to be over here,
suing my neighbor.
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Uh, Peter, I am your neighbor.
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You're my neighbor?
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You're the defendant?
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And I'm the courtroom sketch artist?
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I drew a Far Side.
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I hire you to sue my neighbor,
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and you don't tell me
you're my neighbor?
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- That's so unethical.
- Whoa.
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I may not have gone
to Harvard Law School,
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and I don't even know if you keep track
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- of who went to Harvard Law School
- I don't.
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...but I did not go to
Harvard Law School
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just to have my integrity questioned.
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But you said you'd be my lawyer.
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Did I, Peter? Think back.
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I really want you to think back
really quickly.
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Peter, we could've had fun, but I died.
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Yeesh. I-I don't want
to think anymore for a while.
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Gentlemen, the jury's waiting.
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Your Honor, you got to understand,
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I thought I had a lawyer, but now...
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Very well. I'll grant a continuance
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and just enter into the court
record that you're a chicken.
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Wait, what?
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It's perfectly routine.
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I just note that Peter Griffin
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has to run and hide
behind his lawyer daddy.
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What... n-no. I don't need a lawyer.
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I'm gonna beat Brick Baker
all on my own.
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But I don't got an opening statement.
Ooh.
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I move for a five-minute recess.
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- I'm worried for Peter.
- I'll say.
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Brick Baker's gonna win, easy.
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Look, he's leaned back with his feet up,
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confidently whistling.
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He's, uh, he's not very good
at whistling,
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but he's doing the other stuff.
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I can't believe we're doing this.
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We're actually going lobster fishing.
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Our way of life is disappearing, Bri.
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Stewie, we got the boat
20 minutes ago. Settle down.
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How'd we get the boat, anyway?
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Traded it for opioids from
a working-class New Englander
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- hooked on opioids.
- Huh.
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All right, well, I got
lobster pots, trammel nets,
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buoys, chum, rope,
flotation gear and a radio.
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- What do you got?
- Opioids.
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Stewie, stop screwing around
and give me those opioids
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and go get me some more opioids.
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Uh, let me check on Rupert first.
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Rupert, how you doing
with that double sheet bend?
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Okay, apparently I said
"half hitch" or whatever.
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- I don't even know why you brought him.
- Let's not talk about it.
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He gets so jealous
when you and I hang out.
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Well, tell him he doesn't
have anything to worry about.
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He doesn't?
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Mr. Griffin, this has been
a huge waste of time.
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I hereby find for the defendant,
effective as of the moment
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- I slam down my gavel uninterrup...
- Wait!
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Your Honor, we have
evidence relevant to this case.
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Who are you? And what kind of evidence?
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I'm an HOA dick,
and I found bylaws proving
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that Brick used his sprinklers
on incorrect Tuesdays.
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I'm a cop, and I'm gonna
suspiciously turn off
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my body cam, in case
something sketchy goes down.
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And I found Quahog's original
survey maps,
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proving that Brick's sprinklers
aren't even on his own property.
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What?
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The town surveyor
was being pestered by a bee,
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so the property lines
were all twisty-turny.
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Oh, that's why his statue's like that.
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Well, this is more than enough
evidence for cartoon court.
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I find for the plaintiff.
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- Yeah!
- We did it!
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Talk about "all rise." Giggity!
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G-G-I-T-Y.
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Yeah, there's-there's no Ds
in "giggity."
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Three hours of lobster fishing
and nothing.
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You shouldn't have dumped
all my Percocets in the water.
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Now the lobsters are just down
there hanging out
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and defrauding the government
for disability checks.
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Should we drop our traps somewhere else?
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Like where?
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I don't know,
maybe we try David Harbour.
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It's that harbor nobody even
heard of until three years ago,
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and now all of a sudden it's huge.
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Eh, we could try Michael Bay.
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Although I hear that bay
was mean to Megan Fox.
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Maybe Roger Waters?
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- George Strait?
- Billy Ocean?
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- Ricki Lake?
- River Phoenix?
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How are those celebrity
water puns working out?
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- Welp, this has been a bust.
- Sea Thomas Howell?
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Anyway, your guys' were good, too.
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Uhp, we're due
for an eight-second squall.
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I got to go have an overacting scene
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where I curse God in a boat storm.
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Strike me down, you coward.
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I have big feelings about weather.
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The storm symbolizes my madness.
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This is worth it for fish.
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Well, Rupert, clear one
BAFTA's-worth of space
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on the trophy shelf.
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Rupert?
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Rupert.
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No!
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How did he sink so fast?
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He might h-have a string of metal balls
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- uh, hidden within?
- What?
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We've been together a long time, Brian.
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We have to do things to keep it fresh.
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Hey there, company.
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Hey, brother. Wakanda forever.
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- Oh, I don't know.
- What do you want, Brick?
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Just came to congratulate you.
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Thought I'd be the bigger man.
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Bigger man? You been talking to Lois?
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She doesn't measure from the right spot.
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So, no hard feelings?
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You have been talking to Lois.
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Listen, the moral of the story is this:
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watching you all in the court
today, I realized something.
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I may have a fancy law degree
and a phone number
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with all twos in it...
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...but, Peter, you have friends.
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And no one can ever take them
away from you.
248
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He said that weird.
249
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And I bought you a gift:
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four tickets
to today's matinee performance
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00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,166
of Surfin' Bird: An American Musical.
252
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,628
- Awesome!
- Live theater!
253
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:15,550
We'll get to see
Law & Order extras onstage!
254
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,892
Live stage plays are so great.
255
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,977
I hope there's a gentle jibe
about Republicans
256
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,980
so we can have a smug laugh.
257
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,816
You gentlemen are in the front row.
258
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,985
- Aw, sweet.
- Oh, but not you, sir.
259
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,238
You're all the way back in the very top.
260
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:41,700
What?
261
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,578
Yeah, just keep going up until
you see three corpses in parkas.
262
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:47,080
? Bird, bird,
well, the bird is the word ?
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00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,582
? A-well, a bird, bird, bird,
b-bird's the word... ?
264
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,083
Man, this sucks.
265
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,835
The stage is so way down there,
266
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,587
the sound doesn't even travel this far.
267
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,924
The whole show's just being
relayed by some New York mook.
268
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Uh, they're saying everybody's
heard about the bird.
269
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,931
And it goes on, and so forth.
270
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:07,517
Okay, now they're saying
what the word is.
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Bird. It's bird.
272
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Well, may as well take a terrible,
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faraway stage picture
that I'll never look at again.
274
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? Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word ?
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? A-well, a bird, bird, bird... ?
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00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,865
Aw, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire
are having such a good time.
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? A-well, a bird, bird,
b-bird's the word... ?
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With Brick?
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? Bird, bird, bird... ?
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Crap, now they're getting pulled up
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onstage to sing together.
282
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,627
Surely they won't be given
inflatable electric guitars.
283
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,797
Oh! They're being given
inflatable electric guitars.
284
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,467
Oh, man, and now the early
reviews are coming in.
285
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? A-well, a bird ?
286
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,137
? Surfin' bird... ?
287
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:48,308
It's, it's like Brick Baker has
taken my friends away from me.
288
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,143
Now what's this?
289
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An unsolicited email from
a local mom I have a crush on?
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"Hi, Peter, it's Judy,
just thinking of you.
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"I've joined the team
at North Star Realty,
292
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and if you're ever thinking
of selling your home..."
293
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,324
Well, that's disappointing.
294
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,629
Jabberjaw?
295
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:25,053
Brick, get in the photo,
you old so-and-so.
296
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,597
"Old so-and-so" is my nickname.
297
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Hey, Peter.
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Look who decided to drop by.
299
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,602
Hey, why so glum, you old so-and-so?
300
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,687
All right, that's it.
301
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,564
You like hanging out with Brick? Fine.
302
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,815
I don't need you guys.
303
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,444
You people are backstabbers.
Like Stabby McBackerson.
304
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,947
Honey? Lee Harvey?
Dinner's on the table.
305
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,493
Well, when can you take a break?
306
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,954
Okay, that's a mix-up. That was, uh,
307
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:54,000
that was Lee Harvey Oswald
working from home.
308
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,754
We have to save Rupert. We have to.
309
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,213
I know, Stewie, but look.
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Our only chance is if he's up here
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00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,550
on the Phoebe Waller-Ridge.
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00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,552
We'll never reach him
if he's fallen down into
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the Lin-Manuel Mariana Trench.
314
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,723
Also, Harrison Fjord.
315
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,850
Or-or yours. Y-Yours are good, too.
316
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:23,547
And just like that, Rupert sank forever
317
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,799
into the inky deep.
318
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,468
Also, did you know that the ocean is
319
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,303
40% fish whiz?
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00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,933
All this and more on West's Wonders.
321
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,817
Okay, top five racks in '90s movies. Go.
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I'll bite. Maggie Smith,
Death on the Nile.
323
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,321
Right rack, wrong decade. Who's next?
324
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,240
What the hell is he doing?
325
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,409
His friends ditched him for Brick Baker,
326
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,328
so he's trying to recreate
the friend experience with us.
327
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,831
- What? No.
- Also, he's still butt hurt
328
00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,000
'cause Judy from down the street
sent him an email,
329
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,043
but it was for her realty business,
so...
330
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,254
Okay, that's enough! Forget this.
331
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,256
I thought it'd be nice
hanging with family,
332
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,424
but it's a disaster.
333
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,093
Like Lee Harvey Oswald
working from home.
334
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,179
This is the tenth one
of these this month.
335
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,097
What do you think,
Detective McBackerson?
336
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,099
Yeah, no, they seem unrelated
and random,
337
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,185
and probably accidents?
338
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,103
What was that?
339
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:23,941
That was "someone's getting
fired," is what that was.
340
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,112
What are you doing, Brian?
We have to go back.
341
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,530
Stewie, it's over.
342
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,074
Rupert's fallen way too deep.
We can't get to him.
343
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,327
But he's my friend.
We can't just leave him there.
344
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,870
I'm afraid we have to, Stewie.
345
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,997
Even if he is muling your marital aids.
346
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,957
You know what? I don't care what you do.
347
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,918
I'm going back to save Rupert.
348
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,754
Fine. Go ahead and try.
You'll be back in one minute.
349
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,547
That's just enough time for me
to remember the name
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00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,884
of the main guy in That Thing You Do.
351
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,678
Let's see, it was a three-name guy.
352
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,724
Uh, Paul... Paul Michael Scott? Thomas?
353
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,476
Okay, I just need to go
through every combination
354
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:02,145
of Scott, Michael and Thomas,
and I'll get it.
355
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:05,315
Uh, no, wait, Boo, Boo? Boopy Rafferty?
356
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,401
Boop... No? Bachman? Todd. Bachman Todd!
357
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,946
That Thing You Do, starring Tom Hanks
358
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,280
and Bachman Todd! Yeah, yeah.
359
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,115
Okay, I see the poster now.
360
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,953
Whew. What a relief.
Okay, mystery solved.
361
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,787
Oh...
362
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,838
Yeah! All right!
363
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,382
Stupid Brick and the stupid guys.
364
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,925
Probably doing lame stuff.
365
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,887
Wow, this is the longest
Slip 'N Slide in the world.
366
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,431
N-N-N-N-Now, hold up. Remember the rule.
367
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,683
Before you slide on it,
you gots to yell out
368
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,101
who you miss right now.
369
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,937
Nobody! Whee!
370
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,273
I got to get my friends back.
371
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,026
All right.
372
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,448
Guys, wait.
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00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,867
- Peter?
- Why you hanging out with Brick?
374
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,869
Sure, he may be cool and smart,
375
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,579
but he doesn't know you like I do.
376
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,663
How do you mean?
377
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,040
I know all about you guys.
378
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,584
Quagmire, you like a beer
from time to time.
379
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,128
And, Cleveland, you don't mind
a cold one after work.
380
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:35,507
And you, Joe, you like to relax
with an ice-cold beer.
381
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,675
Wow, he really does know us.
382
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,219
What do you say? Let's get out of here
383
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,846
and be friends again.
384
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,811
- I think you guys should go with him.
- Huh?
385
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,437
I've had fun with your crew, Peter,
386
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,523
but the truth is, this whole time,
387
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,316
all they talked about was you.
388
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,151
They did? Li-Like what?
389
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,278
Something about a bet they had
that you won't live
390
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,405
past the age of 50.
391
00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,864
You guys.
392
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,366
They noticed you had
your hand in your pants
393
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,451
the whole time during the Magic Mike.
394
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,036
Only a friend would know that.
395
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,955
They also said you don't know
how to tie your shoes.
396
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,623
You just mash the laces inside.
397
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,041
I do that for time.
398
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,293
So go on, guys, Peter's your friend.
399
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,462
I'm just some dude on the block.
It's okay.
400
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,713
You're right, Brick.
401
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,382
Because if there's anything
we've learned
402
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,342
after all these years
with Peter, it's...
403
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,562
Stay tuned for That Thing You Do,
404
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,730
starring Tom Hanks and Bachman Todd.
405
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,107
Aha! I knew it.
406
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,651
Well, Peter, I'm glad
everything's back to normal,
407
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,069
and you got your friends back.
408
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,488
But I feel like you
got off on the wrong foot
409
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,657
- with our new neighbor.
- You're right, Lois.
410
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,452
I'm gonna go take care
of that right now.
411
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,247
Brick, I just want to apologize
412
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,416
for how things got started between us.
413
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,001
I can see that you're a good guy,
414
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,629
and I want to welcome you
to the neighborhood.
415
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,968
What? I was just practicing.
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