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我姐姐好像已经有喜欢的人了
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嗯有谁吃了豹子胆敢和老子抢
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难道就是那个人族的小白脸啊
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别乱讲我姐姐呀
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可喜欢许哥哥了
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每天晚上都要抱着他送的镜子啊
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去去去一边玩去
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哈哈哈没有的事
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人家就是特别喜欢那面镜子
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就这么简单
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我姐姐还说最近天冷
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特意用蜘蛛丝帮许哥哥织了衣服
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就是这个
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才没有帮他吃小裤裤
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轮家就是看他裤子晒在外面哦
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又都是小洞洞就帮他补
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你们这是什么表情咦
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哥哥你什么时候回来的呀
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哈哈
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嗯
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禽兽啊连贴纸的小裤裤都帮忙补了
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那就是说迟迟和这个小白脸
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说不定已经哎
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不是你想的那样啊
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没义气
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你个勾引大嫂的混蛋
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老子跟你势不两立
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非要把你剁成肉酱不可
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啊哎你还来真的呀你妹的
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勾引大嫂的混蛋等等
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我可以解释的
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这是你逼我的
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啊
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啊我操这山
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哎
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啊啊
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啊
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这不是龙王出身的吗
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师傅求助我
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我这就带来救你
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喂喂喂你们那是什么表情
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打算见死不救吗
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那家伙抢了我们东明山的女神
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说不定每天晚上都在一起
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嗯嗯我们不跟着牛魔王一起砍他
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就算有一起了
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谁谁跟他在一起了
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知乎真的被砸扁了
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你们就别指望找人帮忙脸蛋啊我
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好像好像追不上了
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要不我们先中场休息一下
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哎其实吧
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你打算寻找真爱的话
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我见你出了东明山往南走
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那里有一座火焰山
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附近有个芭蕉洞
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洞里住着个铁扇扇你个头
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可可恶
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啊啊啊
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这什么情况啊
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啊
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小心
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这不过是泡个妞而已
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老兄你用得着变回
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奶油
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看什么看
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老子祖上有极其之地的翻妖血统
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到了这一代凡组了哈哈哈
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您自己慢慢玩吧啊我先闪了
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哪里走
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啊啊报告啊
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啊啊啊啊
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吃货啊啊啊被卡住了啊啊
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呃
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我拽不动了
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那群傻妖也不上来帮忙
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你给老子去死
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啊勾引大嫂的二五仔
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别怪老子手下无情给我去死
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什么东西
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牛魔王
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叫老子干什么
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这什么情况
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啊
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放我放我出去
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区区一个破炉子也想困住我
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哎你也上来帮忙了你没受伤吧啊
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好烫混蛋
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你以为这点温度就能烧死老子不成
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这只是中国而已
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还要调高温度吗
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啊
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好烫好烫
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混账你做了什么
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老子的牛角都要烧化了
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哈哈哈有一股烤香肠的味道
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好香啊
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知乎啊
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那只蠢妞为什么一直说你没义气
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我刚刚不是跑到山下野餐吗
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然后就遇到双蛇叫的几个烈士
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啊对了
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那个高冷美人还在荒原树林里
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谁跑一趟把他们带上来
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哈哈美人
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我去我去我去我去
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哎
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我找遍了附近荒野树林
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都没找到那个高冷美人和连骑士
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哎难道是醒过来逃跑了
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哎算了随他们去吧
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那个双蛇叫好像势力还挺大
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什么双蛇叫三蛇叫的来一个
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我们打劫一个来两个
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我们打劫一双
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好饿要开饭了吗嗯
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刚刚还闻到烤熟的香气
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怎么这火炉子里什么都没有了
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就看到一只知了知了
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你妹的富豪哥呀
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死死给我死
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看你能走到什么时候
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牛魔王
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打扫的混蛋
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给本王洗干净
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等着今天就暂且放你一马
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三日之后
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三日之后等老子养好伤
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就点其翠为山妖兵杀回来
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斗士先来了你个没义气的混蛋
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再把世界抢回去
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让世纪鹏压寨夫人
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多放轻松
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其实只要我们
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牛魔王啊
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了不起啊
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居然敢打我们赤姐的主意
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你当我老猪不存在吗
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你敢当着他的面说老李
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你去跟王巫山的勤劳王说
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叫他快带上人马过来没问题
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附近东明湖那条鲤鱼精
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要不要一起叫上他可以啊
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还有南方的黑熊精
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美肤的大蛇头
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东山港的秦狮王
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九曲河的枪将你
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到时我们大家一起组团
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我连名字都想好了就叫做赤翅保卫团
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哎我能不能好奇打听一下
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姐姐你到底有多少仰慕者
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这个
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好吧不方便就算了
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但我没问别闹
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没看见我在数吗
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坤无力839年
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以朱刚烈为首的东明山群妖严正宣布
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东明山第一大美人赤脚
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乃是我们东明山群妖的共同宝贵财富
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任何组织或个人若试图伸手
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必将早无情打尽世事才不喜欢你滚
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就算迟迟不喜欢啊
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不到你削个鬼啊
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不写情书就算了
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还一堆错别字呃
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你怎么知道我写情书了
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你活的不耐烦了
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你个混蛋居然偷偷拆我情书
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估计不用等牛魔王点击妖兵杀到
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这里就全军覆没了
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还是离这些争风吃醋的家伙们远点好
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嗯
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嗯
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阿狸子再吃一口好吗
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成成成成加起来小鸟要飞起来了
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别躲了我都看到你了
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出来吧嗯哈哈哈
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对了那些家伙好像都对你很痴情啊
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明知道这么危
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险还跑来帮忙
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其实老猪那家伙我认识很久了
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当年他没修炼成精时
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被几个樵夫追了半座山
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刚好我路过那里
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那就是说他早就想帮忙
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只怕你担心连累他而拒绝
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所以编了个爱慕追求的理由吗
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没错怕什么家伙
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以前他渡劫的时候被天雷功能带挂了
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现在每逢阴天都会浑身酸痛
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至于七狮王那家伙
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你别看他现在威风凛凛的
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当初刚出生的时候都没断奶
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就拿了子子
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他们平时喝的米糊一点一点喂给他
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还有那个虾将军那家伙
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这家伙也受过你的恩
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才怪这家伙真的是个花痴
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脑子进水瞎吧听讲就是的
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我见过的大部分人强
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啊我们很有义气的好吗
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老天你们这顺义也太快了吧
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吃吃你的事就是我们的事
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我们拼了命也会保护你的
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就算打不过牛魔王
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我还可以接你去我们住
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我连成亲的喜酒和蜡烛都啊
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是谁是谁打我啊
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你们小子迟迟那么多年
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连初中都不敢想
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我怕你们打
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你这群不靠谱的家伙
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你有没有考虑过搬家啊
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我不会离开这里的
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为什么一定要留在这里呢
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我们一起换个地方做隔壁邻居
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还可以每天打打闹闹不好吗
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哪有那么容易
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有灵气的妖山
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基本都被那些大妖占据了
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我就算带着子子他们去了别的地方
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还不是要寄人篱下
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到时候连吃饭都是问题
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你养我吗
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我养你啊
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哎哎我说的养是养家糊口的养啊
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快放开我放开我
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为什么要
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好想那群家伙都打疯了
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要不然我投的快
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啊
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你怎么会被粘在树上
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哎别提了
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我问你啊
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你们觉得有几分把握
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这个嘛所以说你们这些家伙
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根本就没什么把握对吧
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牛魔王是修为很高的大妖啊
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你那个电什么国能对付他
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可是那几千妖兵要怎么办
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除非我们去找援军
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离东明山五百里外
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一个白骨山山中住着一位大能
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如果能得到他的帮助
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啊救命啊啊
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哎师傅
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你能不能再开快点
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我还要留着这条命回去取翠花的呀
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真好
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快点快点快点保持在店里危险的话
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我真不明白
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你们反派的大能偏要住在这种地方
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难道就是为了衬托邪恶气势吗
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老朱啊你确定那位大能肯帮我带过
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看运气了
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那位大农的脾气捉摸不定
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做事完全看心情
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啊
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你确定我们能在这里找到援兵
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而不是被挂在路边晒肉
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看心情其实一切都看心情
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也有成功的例子
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有只黄鼠狼精
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上次跑到这里求援
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刚好那位大能心情很好
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特意传授了他一道红枫树
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嗯
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师傅你直接过去就可以了
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我还要赶回盘丝洞帮你吹点喂
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你就算要跑路
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至少也先告诉我那位大能的名号吧
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你就直接上前
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你说自己拜见十几娘娘就行了
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司机娘娘
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就是封神演义里被哪吒一剑干掉徒弟
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然后愤儿去讨公道
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结果又被太乙真人烧了的倒霉酱油打
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好吧不管那么多了
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既来之则安之吗
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来者何人
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你到我们白骨洞做什么
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快快报上姓名两位仙童打扰了
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在下是东明山盘丝洞的散修
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听闻进门左转
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在大厅等着
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这都怎么回事
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到底要我等多久还什么谱啊
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不就是有点神通本事吗
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来了我来了来了来了
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这个时机你要
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本宫今日心情不好
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来人啊单号的留下
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双号的全都拖出去草船借箭
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救命啊这我公平少林啊娘娘
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这不公平啊
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肃静全都肃静不应娘娘家里
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啊
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我第一次看到有人出场还自带床的
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这难道就是
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就是那位号称大能的石机娘娘
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嗯哎娘娘
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请您稍微稍微注意一下形象形象
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混账
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本公子困在这个破洞里不敢外出
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整整356年8个月零三天
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却还有本宫注意形象
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啊啊
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啊啊
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不是吧难道那个传闻是真的
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哎什么传闻你你不知道吗
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我听说实际年龄以前不知道什么原因
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曾经遭荒入魔导致精神分裂
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现在都不是我的
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我觉得自己都控制不住自己的潜力
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怪这位娘娘看起来神通广大
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至少是地元上天修为不易震慑东江
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却一直待在白骨洞里不出去
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估计也是怕自己出去太神经病了
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娘娘亲手啊
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你该吃药了
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啊
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抱歉本国方才控制不住情绪
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没伤到你们吧
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你说呢
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只是个小意外
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只是个小意外而已
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所以说
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你们这些废物全都是来求本宫帮忙的
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哎真是一点点心意
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可笑
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区区点东西就想换得本宫出手相助
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也罢你们既然找本宫出手相助
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那么就应该知道本宫的规矩
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本宫帮人从来不在乎他有没有钱
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反正他没有本宫有钱
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本宫就给你们一个机会
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一刻钟内
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谁能让本宫心情好
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本宫就答应他一个要求
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该说点什么呢
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时间有限哦
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我数到3
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如果都没人愿意试试的话
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那么我来我来
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娘娘小子愿意斗胆一试
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前几任小子听过一个笑话
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说我室友是狐狸精问两只妖怪
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拖出去草船借箭
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我不要啊
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啊
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到你了娘娘小小的不会说笑话
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要不小的给你跳一段
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哦买噶奈斯塔
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哦买噶奈斯塔
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豁出去草船借箭
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我还有一个娘娘
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下一个
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拜见娘娘
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少的少的以前学过一首民歌
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要不拖出去草船借箭下一个
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哎哎哎哎
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娘娘
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俺这里啥都不会啊爷爷会变个戏吧
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拖出去草船
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算了别浪费钱了
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直接干掉
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无聊的家伙没一个能让本宫开心的
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你你来说
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喂喂喂喂喂
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要不要这么没义气啊等等
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你说的是我
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没错就是你
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抓紧时间
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本宫数到10
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如果10个数内不能让本宫心情变好
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109876 54321时间到给我把这家伙拖走慢着
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嗯
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好吧虽然不知道行不行
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不过
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就这个了嗯
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嘿嘿
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这是什么
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呃这叫做笔记本电脑
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嘿
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嘿男人赐座
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呃
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呃
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给你拿着这个
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好开始
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我来解释一下
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这东西叫做魂豆腐
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是游戏的一种
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我们要做的
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就是用手柄控制这两个小人
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比如这样
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娘娘您就把这个小人理解成练气室
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手里的金属东西理解成火焰符咒
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我们要控制小人
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攻击沿途的拦路的家伙
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当然还要注意躲避
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卧槽
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啊哈哈哈
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没事的您有三条命
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大不了重新来过吗
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呃那个娘娘要不属下先替您
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少啰嗦难道本宫还不如你吗
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哎
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轻点轻点
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别那么用力
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其实我就剩两个手柄了
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其实就算挂了也没事
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您还可以从我这里借命
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喂那个谁
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我要解命呃
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马上给您哎
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对于一个毫无游戏天赋的新手来说
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无论多少条命都没用啊
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可恶不休息3,600年
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你玄妙道法精通
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什么大镇长没见过
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想不到今日
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人
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人没事没事
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娘娘您放心
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事到如今我这里还有一张底牌
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那就是上上下下 abab
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上上下下 abab
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早说嘛这次本宫跑前面
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你不要再拖本宫的后腿了
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别闹了到底是谁拖谁的后腿啊
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嗯不管怎么说
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您有了30条命
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哎不对准确的说
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有了59条命可以乱挥霍
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看本宫的厉害
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这个游戏排斥的进场
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还真的顺利了很多
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好歹也是威震东江
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十万腰身的一方大名
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居然就这样被砸家脱下水
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哼娘娘您这里不能硬顶啊
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把那个散弹给吃了
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然后再朝上面射
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大娘娘你跑两步就可以了
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我都说要你注意混账
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全都给本宫闭嘴
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谁再敢瞎出主意乱说话
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本宫马上就送她去草船借箭
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游戏还能付版哦嘿
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这就赢了
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啊哈哈哈哈看到了吗
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没有什么能够阻止本宫
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这个又是什么
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看起来好像很不错
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哎别闹了
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这个目前玩不了
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姐姐你还是从红白记开始练手吧
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好吧那么下次再试好了哎
459
00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:01,966
娘娘玩也玩过了
460
00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:03,866
不知道您现在的心情
461
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:07,766
很好好的不能再好
462
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:09,633
接着
463
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,066
嗯作为回报
464
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,400
这3,000零食送你了
465
00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:16,733
呃其实还有一件事
466
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,400
没问题
467
00:21:18,766 --> 00:21:21,333
你需要本宫帮你做什么是这样的
468
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,866
在下是东明山盘丝洞的散休
469
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,966
前几日翠微山的那位大妖牛魔王
470
00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:29,266
霸气的来到东明山抢亲
471
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,233
害得整个东明山都不得安宁
472
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,600
还要三日后带上妖兵杀过来
473
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,233
我们哪是他们的对手啊
474
00:21:35,866 --> 00:21:36,900
这个简单
475
00:21:37,266 --> 00:21:39,866
本宫虽然不能轻易离开白骨洞
476
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:42,200
但要替你打发那只小牛牛
477
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:43,566
却是小事一件
478
00:21:44,066 --> 00:21:45,133
只不过嘛
479
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,400
只不过
480
00:21:46,933 --> 00:21:48,166
放松放松
481
00:21:48,466 --> 00:21:50,866
我这有两种方法可供你选择
482
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,166
一个是临时见效的
483
00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:54,933
一个是一劳永逸的
484
00:21:55,066 --> 00:21:55,966
你选哪个
485
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,433
哎能详细说说吗
486
00:21:58,466 --> 00:21:59,966
临时见效吗
487
00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:02,766
有本宫派一对黄金历史给你
488
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,433
再借你几件法器
489
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:06,100
要对付那只蠢牛
490
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,566
再轻松不过了
491
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,533
一劳永逸的嘛
492
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,166
自然会麻烦一些了
493
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:14,500
本宫有几颗先天剑丸流失在外
494
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:17,000
足以对付人员巅峰的家伙
495
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,133
你要是能把他们找回来
496
00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:20,933
这几颗丸就送你了
497
00:22:20,933 --> 00:22:23,333
嗯要说快速见效
498
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,433
肯定是第一种方法更好
499
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,866
不用浪费时间
500
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:30,900
不过就算解决了牛魔王嗯
501
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,433
以后还会有其他妖王大能来找麻烦
502
00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:36,900
那几个剑丸流落到峨眉山
503
00:22:37,266 --> 00:22:38,400
你要愿意去
504
00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:40,000
我这就送你过去
505
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,666
还附赠一道灵符
506
00:22:41,966 --> 00:22:44,233
让你能感应剑丸的位置好吧
507
00:22:44,433 --> 00:22:46,666
那我们现在就把他们找啊
508
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:47,800
我操
509
00:22:48,766 --> 00:22:50,066
我还没说完呢
510
00:22:55,566 --> 00:22:58,366
娘娘你好像很喜欢这小子
511
00:22:58,466 --> 00:22:59,733
那几个仙天剑丸
512
00:22:59,733 --> 00:23:01,800
在灵气中算是极好的了
513
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,533
你们这些蠢货
514
00:23:03,833 --> 00:23:05,733
他要不去找仙天剑丸
515
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:08,800
我们怎么用他的笔什么本打游戏
516
00:23:10,066 --> 00:23:10,866
啊
517
00:23:11,133 --> 00:23:11,966
我去
518
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,100
娘娘
519
00:23:16,366 --> 00:23:18,966
你的卫星定位系统有多久没升级了
520
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,466
峨眉峨眉山
521
00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:08,033
哎那小妞是
522
00:24:08,633 --> 00:24:10,100
嘿嘿真遗憾
523
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,366
牛魔王要是在这里有人看风流
524
00:24:12,366 --> 00:24:13,866
会上演一出家财万贯
525
00:24:13,866 --> 00:24:14,800
声明鸳鸯
526
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:19,400
怎么了有情况嘛事没有
527
00:24:19,466 --> 00:24:20,400
一切正常
528
00:24:23,966 --> 00:24:26,466
这些家伙鬼鬼祟祟的在这干嘛
529
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,166
是要密谋什么计
530
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:28,966
划
531
00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:30,733
回他们去了
532
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:33,900
还是先搞清楚到罐里的情况再说
533
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,800
嗯
534
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:38,200
去吧去吧
535
00:24:45,766 --> 00:24:47,166
嗯嗯
536
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:50,866
好神奇也不知道谭主几级赵静会骂他
537
00:24:51,433 --> 00:24:52,600
管他什么时候
538
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,366
主要不是列琴开大会就来了
539
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:55,833
是啊是啊
540
00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:58,400
很好 32个赞
541
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:01,866
肃静肃静
542
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:03,200
诸位道友
543
00:25:03,466 --> 00:25:04,866
千人都已经到齐
544
00:25:05,233 --> 00:25:05,600
那么
545
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,633
我们双蛇叫东江分坛大会就开始了
546
00:25:10,033 --> 00:25:13,066
接下来有请我们东江分坛坛主持教
547
00:25:13,066 --> 00:25:14,966
真人为道友们说上几句
548
00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:20,133
我去原来这小妞会笑的呀
549
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:30,666
谭主请喝茶
550
00:25:42,133 --> 00:25:43,033
诸位道友
551
00:25:43,266 --> 00:25:45,833
一年一度的年终极会要开始了
552
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,066
我谨代表东江分坛
553
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,166
感谢诸位道友的辛勤奉献
554
00:25:51,766 --> 00:25:54,233
过去的一年是成功的一年
555
00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:55,800
是值得铭记的一年
556
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,233
在教主大人的英明领导下
557
00:25:58,366 --> 00:26:01,433
在三十二分谈谈主的共同鞭策下
558
00:26:01,433 --> 00:26:03,200
这词听着好耳熟啊
559
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,900
好了时间有限
560
00:26:05,233 --> 00:26:07,866
我今日就简单的说三点吧好
561
00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:09,400
哎呦
562
00:26:10,266 --> 00:26:12,766
他娘的终于说完了
563
00:26:12,933 --> 00:26:13,966
是啊是啊
564
00:26:15,266 --> 00:26:19,266
每一点呢我将其简单划分为6个小点
565
00:26:19,566 --> 00:26:22,966
每个小点下面又有12条细泽
566
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:27,000
每条细泽下面呢救命啊
567
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,833
好以上就是我要说的全部内容
568
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,300
各位道友
569
00:26:48,866 --> 00:26:51,633
真人刚才的发言确实精辟周到
570
00:26:51,933 --> 00:26:52,700
我呢
571
00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:55,866
在真人讲话的基础上略微补充几句
572
00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:57,533
道人所见
573
00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:01,066
我们双蛇教东教粪坛的队伍日益壮的
574
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,766
好了言归正传
575
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:04,900
接下来
576
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:08,466
便是我们分发本教年周福利的时间了
577
00:27:09,033 --> 00:27:10,466
哈哈哈耶
578
00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:16,066
年中福利在此
579
00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:21,600
啊这是
580
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,200
啊
581
00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:31,666
难道说那几颗先天剑丸
582
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,133
就藏在那条百丈巨莽的体内
583
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,733
这条百兆巨蟒修炼千年
584
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:40,000
灵性充沛显周身是宝
585
00:27:40,366 --> 00:27:42,800
看这是难得的炼丹好材料
586
00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:46,733
值了哈哈再让我们开三天会哎
587
00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:48,633
我们都没意见哈哈哈
588
00:27:48,766 --> 00:27:50,700
摊主真是慷慨大方啊
589
00:27:50,733 --> 00:27:51,600
哈哈哈哈
590
00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:53,500
也是凑巧
591
00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:56,066
本尊经过峨眉山九河
592
00:27:56,066 --> 00:27:56,866
古时
593
00:27:56,933 --> 00:28:00,900
巧看到这千年巨忙在吞吐月华修行
594
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:02,800
还真是好运气
595
00:28:04,033 --> 00:28:06,200
的确称得上是天才帝宝
596
00:28:06,433 --> 00:28:09,200
全都归功于教主的英明决策呀
597
00:28:10,133 --> 00:28:13,500
这样的好东西我们该怎么分好呢
598
00:28:14,466 --> 00:28:16,166
啊这个简单
599
00:28:18,933 --> 00:28:19,733
啊
600
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:28,833
来来本身将他炼化成火云灵丹
601
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:31,766
鬼道人人有份
602
00:28:36,366 --> 00:28:38,000
啊啊
603
00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:48,966
why
604
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:52,500
啊
605
00:28:57,233 --> 00:28:58,233
啊妙啊
606
00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:00,566
我说这条巨棒怎么能修炼千年
607
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,600
原来是吃了
608
00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:06,866
粉碎就不客气的收下了
609
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:08,100
啊
610
00:29:08,366 --> 00:29:09,833
啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
611
00:29:11,133 --> 00:29:11,933
无疑问
612
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,666
本宫有几个先天剑丸流失在外
613
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,500
足以维护人员巅峰的家伙
614
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,700
我打算抢走的
615
00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:20,133
就要得罪双蛇叫的那群家伙
616
00:29:20,733 --> 00:29:21,633
不抢的话
617
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,700
牛魔王那一关就过不了
618
00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:25,700
不管怎样
619
00:29:26,366 --> 00:29:28,233
先解决了眼下的问题再说
620
00:29:29,866 --> 00:29:31,266
说蛇叫人多势正
621
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,166
还有个人缘巅峰视角
622
00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:35,166
真人过中难不成冲进去
623
00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:37,466
正气凛然的大喝一声吗
624
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,800
强攻肯定不行
625
00:29:40,233 --> 00:29:43,666
既然如此那就智取在这种烈焰攻击下
626
00:29:43,933 --> 00:29:45,633
虽有先天剑门护体
627
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,533
但也开始抵挡不住了吧
628
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:49,566
难道从未造谣
629
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,433
请助我一臂之力
630
00:29:53,933 --> 00:29:54,733
啊
631
00:29:56,133 --> 00:29:58,666
啊这都成了哈哈哈
632
00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:04,766
谁谁在外面
633
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,433
外面没人
634
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,533
这怎么可能撞鬼了
635
00:30:27,666 --> 00:30:30,000
呃赤辰你挖了多久啊
636
00:30:30,633 --> 00:30:33,000
以前挖的了挖了好几年
637
00:30:33,433 --> 00:30:34,233
那时候
638
00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:37,000
经常会有被骗的凯子过来找麻烦
639
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,200
我就挖了这样一个密室
640
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,833
还特意用妖鼠加工姐姐
641
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:44,066
你到底骗了多少凯子了
642
00:30:44,833 --> 00:30:46,366
哎这是什么法术
643
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:48,700
还能透过地面清晰看到半空
644
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,366
看那个家伙不爱相杀的人
645
00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:53,100
知道害了多久
646
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,933
两败俱伤倒是好了
647
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,333
就怕其中有一方获胜
648
00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:01,133
又要来找我们盘丝洞的麻烦
649
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,466
就算他们中的谁赢了
650
00:31:04,966 --> 00:31:06,466
估计也是元吉大伤
651
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:07,633
我们大家一起上
652
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,833
再说了老雪
653
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:14,000
你不是刚刚得了五把菜刀法器吗
654
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:17,033
这五把菜刀融合了先天剑丸的剑魂
655
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,966
从理论上来说
656
00:31:20,566 --> 00:31:22,133
应该会很强大才对
657
00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:24,333
不过现在的问题是
658
00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:26,100
到底要怎么使用呢
659
00:31:26,933 --> 00:31:28,700
总不会让我轮着看人吧
660
00:31:30,033 --> 00:31:33,666
来智护你试着集中注意力把手放上面
661
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,833
就是写着你是个好人的那个地方
662
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,866
啊咱不提这个吧
663
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,566
怎么了难道不能用
664
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:51,533
能用绝对能用
665
00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:53,333
我就是在想
666
00:31:53,833 --> 00:31:55,333
到时候用起来的时候
667
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:56,666
可能会有点
668
00:31:57,733 --> 00:31:58,533
你们搁那
669
00:32:00,433 --> 00:32:01,233
呀呵
670
00:32:01,733 --> 00:32:02,533
快跑
671
00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:04,700
啊
672
00:32:05,233 --> 00:32:06,033
啊啊
673
00:32:07,633 --> 00:32:08,966
老唐啊
674
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,366
喜欢臭小子一定要追着我不放
675
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,833
啊啊啊
676
00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:21,466
啊
677
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:25,700
啊啊
678
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,566
该死要是让牛魔王撞住密室
679
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,166
只怕大家都会暴露
680
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,566
手持洞口我来
681
00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,200
电饭锅虽然也变回了原形
682
00:32:39,266 --> 00:32:41,233
危机关头管不了那么多了
683
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,366
就怕他是大魔王吧
684
00:32:44,766 --> 00:32:45,566
啊
685
00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:47,333
啊
686
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,400
去吧
687
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,200
啊啊
688
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,666
啊哈果然没让我失望
689
00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:04,700
看来
690
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:07,500
变异的电饭锅是能自由转换形态的
691
00:33:08,633 --> 00:33:11,266
没猜错的话电动车也有这个能力
692
00:33:12,433 --> 00:33:13,233
哈
693
00:33:15,033 --> 00:33:16,400
哈哈哈嗨
694
00:33:17,033 --> 00:33:18,166
你们打你们呢
695
00:33:18,366 --> 00:33:21,333
我就是刚好动作真的不用看我
696
00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:27,600
没想到今日竟能碰到这个无知小费
697
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,333
下去一去吧接招吧
698
00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:36,833
啊什么
699
00:33:39,433 --> 00:33:41,633
呀好花三娘子
700
00:33:42,466 --> 00:33:43,600
叫你姑奶奶
701
00:33:45,366 --> 00:33:47,833
啊啊啊
702
00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:51,966
什么
703
00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:56,800
赤脚之人叫本尊
704
00:33:58,133 --> 00:33:58,933
啊
705
00:34:00,033 --> 00:34:00,833
啊
706
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,200
啊
707
00:34:03,233 --> 00:34:05,333
这本尊去死吧
708
00:34:09,966 --> 00:34:10,766
啊啊
709
00:34:14,066 --> 00:34:14,866
啊
710
00:34:16,433 --> 00:34:17,233
啊
711
00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:21,233
好险好险
712
00:34:21,533 --> 00:34:23,800
幸亏咱家电动车及时转换形态
713
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:25,633
才能躲避赤脚真人的横扫
714
00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:27,233
小鬼往里走
715
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,200
赤脚真人
716
00:34:30,066 --> 00:34:33,000
蠢货说出了这招对本尊没用
717
00:34:36,566 --> 00:34:37,366
闪
718
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,566
打完收工
719
00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:47,500
啊
720
00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:50,166
这是烈焰九阳印啊
721
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,733
722
00:34:51,866 --> 00:34:53,400
居然就这么碎了
723
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:58,566
混去了我要跟你拼了啊啊啊啊
724
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,533
啊有本事别人说的呀
725
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:09,000
去吧大师兄哦
726
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,600
不对太刀尖
727
00:35:21,933 --> 00:35:22,733
再见
728
00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:24,900
啊
729
00:35:25,466 --> 00:35:28,833
知乎你家淘宝时有速度惊人的坐骑
730
00:35:29,233 --> 00:35:31,500
突袭时有不按常理的菜刀军
731
00:35:32,366 --> 00:35:34,633
斗鸡我就狂砍几十刀
732
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,533
就算砍不中也可以大摇大摆的闪人
733
00:35:37,866 --> 00:35:39,633
没节操啊没节操
734
00:35:39,966 --> 00:35:42,633
不过我喜欢德玛西亚万岁
735
00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:48,533
啊正你在太骚的范围之内哼
736
00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:51,566
追我如果你追到我
737
00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:53,866
我就让嘿嘿嘿
738
00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:58,133
呃混账给本尊啊
739
00:36:00,233 --> 00:36:02,233
啊啊啊啊啊
740
00:36:03,933 --> 00:36:05,566
啊啊
741
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,166
啊啊
742
00:36:11,266 --> 00:36:12,066
什么
743
00:36:12,633 --> 00:36:13,800
无师小飞
744
00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:15,400
只能逃吗
745
00:36:15,633 --> 00:36:17,233
本尊就当着你的面
746
00:36:17,433 --> 00:36:20,233
且杀过了你的女人和这些狐朋狗友
747
00:36:20,433 --> 00:36:23,266
混蛋轮家本来不想用这招的
748
00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:26,233
啊
749
00:36:27,566 --> 00:36:28,366
啊
750
00:36:29,566 --> 00:36:31,666
不许看真的不许看
751
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,066
你这妖孽
752
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:36,066
居然是上古一种六目淫诸成精
753
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:39,166
难怪能挡得住本尊的赤焰攻击
754
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:41,500
六目银装啊
755
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:44,933
还看本家最讨厌的就是现出原形
756
00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:47,100
八条腿说的难看死了
757
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:50,166
别闹了都什么时候了
758
00:36:50,233 --> 00:36:52,366
你还有心情管这个混账
759
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,333
人家这么美貌如花
760
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,933
居然被你逼得不得不现出原形
761
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:59,466
真假一定会被他们嘲笑好几年
762
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,533
都是你都是你都是你都是你造成的
763
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,233
就凭你们
764
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:17,666
就凭你们也想困住本尊
765
00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:19,933
啊
766
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:21,633
啊
767
00:37:24,733 --> 00:37:26,500
哈哈哈哈哈
768
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,733
哈哈哈哈该死的
769
00:37:36,733 --> 00:37:39,933
之后有什么手段快快使出来论剑
770
00:37:39,933 --> 00:37:41,566
撑不住多长时间了
771
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,466
撑住再坚持一会
772
00:37:45,633 --> 00:37:47,500
海上无敌
773
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,000
无刀无
774
00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:55,900
什么
775
00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:58,100
有错
776
00:37:59,133 --> 00:37:59,933
啊
777
00:38:00,833 --> 00:38:01,633
啊
778
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,433
姐姐姐姐姐姐姐姐姐姐姐姐
779
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,200
啊
780
00:38:11,833 --> 00:38:14,233
还有还有多久
781
00:38:14,233 --> 00:38:17,933
我快坚持不住了马上马上灭霸
782
00:38:18,533 --> 00:38:20,966
零食助我一臂之力
783
00:38:33,766 --> 00:38:34,566
啊
784
00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:35,633
啊
785
00:38:40,933 --> 00:38:43,600
您去何去何处举高画眉画眉
786
00:38:48,166 --> 00:38:50,400
我去我有一种预感
787
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,866
老子要红了
788
00:38:53,933 --> 00:38:56,966
这一刻你们听说取之乎的大名
789
00:38:57,066 --> 00:38:58,766
传遍了什么妖神
790
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,133
传遍了东江万里
791
00:39:02,066 --> 00:39:05,633
无数的妖魔鬼怪烈气士奔走相告
792
00:39:05,866 --> 00:39:07,566
打听其中的讯
793
00:39:07,566 --> 00:39:09,266
息来人呐
794
00:39:09,466 --> 00:39:10,933
速速前去查探
795
00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:13,000
那个叫知乎的是什么来历
796
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,866
为何今有天地异象称他为好人
797
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,600
村长那个叫知乎的家伙
798
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,500
竟然搞出这么大的场面
799
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,333
抢了本王的风头
800
00:39:22,466 --> 00:39:23,900
快给本王去查
801
00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:27,466
那个叫知婚的男子到底做了什么
802
00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:28,466
对不起别人的事
803
00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:30,600
竟然搞得这样胸高天下
804
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:33,233
难道他和哪位痴情妹子恋爱了
805
00:39:33,233 --> 00:39:34,400
又把人家甩了
806
00:39:35,033 --> 00:39:35,833
可我
807
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,033
到底还要多久
808
00:39:38,233 --> 00:39:39,966
我真的甩了
809
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:41,700
不
810
00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:43,100
不
811
00:39:43,766 --> 00:39:44,966
不要杀我
812
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:52,033
不要杀我不要杀我不要杀我
813
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:56,766
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
814
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:58,800
本尊寡人今日自有天相
815
00:39:59,033 --> 00:40:00,900
哈哈哈哈怎么会这样
816
00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:02,300
哈哈哈小费
817
00:40:02,433 --> 00:40:04,500
既然如此那就轮到你去死了
818
00:40:04,533 --> 00:40:07,333
你还弄他别紧张别紧张
819
00:40:08,066 --> 00:40:11,666
老兄你确定你真的没事吗
820
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,566
混混账少装模作样
821
00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:19,000
你以为本尊还会上当吗
822
00:40:19,066 --> 00:40:21,200
不心虚你流什么汗呢
823
00:40:23,433 --> 00:40:24,233
是这样的
824
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:26,733
我这五刀合一以后放手挑死
825
00:40:26,733 --> 00:40:29,533
并不会有一些对人外表造成伤害
826
00:40:29,533 --> 00:40:32,133
不过就会破坏人的五脏六腑
827
00:40:32,133 --> 00:40:33,300
导致灵气暴乱
828
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,100
血脉充足所以
829
00:40:36,766 --> 00:40:37,566
所以
830
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:40,200
所以你最好现在别乱动
831
00:40:40,233 --> 00:40:41,466
千万别乱动
832
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,800
别说是动用灵气了
833
00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:46,100
你就是现在向前走一步
834
00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:48,533
你会立刻浑身血脉暴力
835
00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:51,100
直接轰的一声炸飞上天哦
836
00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:53,833
啊
837
00:40:57,100 --> 00:41:00,233
可笑以为本尊会相信你吗
838
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,200
不相信你就走一步啊
839
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,766
啊走就走
840
00:41:05,266 --> 00:41:07,000
本尊这就走给你看
841
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:08,466
走啊
842
00:41:09,766 --> 00:41:11,800
走当然要走
843
00:41:13,133 --> 00:41:15,666
快走啊走你大爷啊
844
00:41:16,333 --> 00:41:17,133
嗯
845
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,566
鬼才知道那小子是不是骗我
846
00:41:20,966 --> 00:41:22,366
假的也就算了
847
00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:27,033
可万一是真的哈哈哈
848
00:41:28,566 --> 00:41:30,100
好无聊啊
849
00:41:30,533 --> 00:41:32,400
你们两个有完没完啊
850
00:41:32,466 --> 00:41:35,366
那个谁你就走一步大不了
851
00:41:35,366 --> 00:41:37,166
我先帮你写好遗言嘛
852
00:41:38,033 --> 00:41:40,366
混账你们这群妖孽
853
00:41:40,633 --> 00:41:42,633
休想本尊住你们的轨迹
854
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:43,533
哈哈哈
855
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,300
本尊就站在这里不动了
856
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:47,800
我倒要看看
857
00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:50,833
谁能把我啊
858
00:41:51,466 --> 00:41:53,466
你们在玩木头人游戏吗
859
00:41:55,433 --> 00:41:57,366
噔噔噔噔
860
00:41:58,133 --> 00:42:02,166
噔噔噔噔噔噔娘娘
861
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,600
哈哈哈娘娘来了
862
00:42:04,733 --> 00:42:08,100
嗯哼终于顺利打通这关
863
00:42:08,833 --> 00:42:12,600
那个谁本宫是特意来找你的
864
00:42:13,633 --> 00:42:18,133
嗯你介不介意把这个笔什么本
865
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,000
借本宫用一段时间
866
00:42:20,166 --> 00:42:21,333
呃没事
867
00:42:21,533 --> 00:42:23,466
反正我通常用的台式的
868
00:42:23,566 --> 00:42:27,266
不过嘛本宫也不能白用你的东西
869
00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:29,766
嗯这样好了
870
00:42:30,133 --> 00:42:32,633
本宫就替你做点什么
871
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,033
比如
872
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,466
没天理啊
873
00:42:36,966 --> 00:42:38,500
你们这群混蛋
874
00:42:38,766 --> 00:42:40,833
早知道你们有这样的背景
875
00:42:40,866 --> 00:42:43,766
我疯了才会跟你们过不去呀
876
00:42:44,633 --> 00:42:46,566
不带这样的
877
00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:50,400
这不是坑人吗
878
00:42:52,233 --> 00:42:53,033
啊
879
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:57,266
混账这些家伙全都是混账
880
00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,933
这几天谁都别想跑
881
00:43:00,566 --> 00:43:04,566
我要一个一个收拾了然然
882
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,600
嗯
883
00:43:10,966 --> 00:43:12,033
哈哈哈哈
884
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:16,800
呃这位小姐姐不知可曾许配人间
885
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,366
哈哈哈小生乃是崔维山人士
886
00:43:20,533 --> 00:43:22,333
呃家缠万贯
887
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,533
富强一方
888
00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:25,133
小姐若是
889
00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:30,166
老牛啊有件事我不得不提醒你
890
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,033
没义气的家伙呃
891
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,266
等会再跟你算账
892
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,300
哈咦这位小姐嗯
893
00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:41,133
我们以前是不是在哪里见过
894
00:43:42,433 --> 00:43:43,333
没错
895
00:43:44,133 --> 00:43:46,133
我们确实见过
896
00:43:46,966 --> 00:43:50,300
是吗哈哈难怪我觉得有点眼熟
897
00:43:50,566 --> 00:43:51,866
呃哈哈哈哈
898
00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:55,366
哈哈所以
899
00:43:58,033 --> 00:44:02,266
所以这就是前世注定的缘分呐
900
00:44:02,433 --> 00:44:03,600
啊哈哈哈
901
00:44:03,666 --> 00:44:05,800
我这里刚好有首
902
00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:08,100
啊
903
00:44:10,533 --> 00:44:13,066
收工嘿嘿今天晚上我们吃水煮鱼
904
00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,133
哦
905
00:44:14,533 --> 00:44:17,933
哈嗯或许还有烤牛排
906
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,733
哈哈哈
907
00:44:25,566 --> 00:44:26,866
哈好酒啊
908
00:44:27,433 --> 00:44:30,233
大河向东流啊
909
00:44:30,233 --> 00:44:31,533
天上的云懒
910
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,633
哈哈哈哈哈哈
911
00:44:37,066 --> 00:44:37,900
嗨一个
912
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:40,600
你们不会从昨天晚上喝到现在吧
913
00:44:42,466 --> 00:44:44,966
就算庆祝赤氏保卫战大获成功
914
00:44:45,866 --> 00:44:48,633
也不用集体喝到快酒精中毒了吧
915
00:44:49,466 --> 00:44:50,733
哦哎
916
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,033
奇怪呀奇怪
917
00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:59,033
不是说那位娘娘经常
918
00:44:59,433 --> 00:45:01,400
会犯蛇精病不宜出门
919
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,866
怎么昨晚到现在都留在盘丝洞
920
00:45:05,533 --> 00:45:07,633
也没见她犯病吃药来着
921
00:45:09,466 --> 00:45:10,266
嗯
922
00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:11,733
你是不是在想
923
00:45:11,966 --> 00:45:13,833
为什么我这会没犯病
924
00:45:15,300 --> 00:45:18,666
其实吧最近本宫的病好多了
925
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,833
终于可以偶尔出来走一走
926
00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:24,266
嗯说起来
927
00:45:24,733 --> 00:45:26,866
好像打游戏也有帮助哦
928
00:45:27,466 --> 00:45:28,633
呃别闹
929
00:45:28,933 --> 00:45:31,333
要霸占我的笔记本就明说好了
930
00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:35,833
话说我的笔记本颜色都变成土豪金了
931
00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:37,833
拿零食升级了吗
932
00:45:38,333 --> 00:45:39,633
没错没错
933
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,800
啊算了您要用就继续用好了
934
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,733
娘娘您大老远来我们东明山
935
00:45:47,966 --> 00:45:49,600
就是为了借笔记本吗
936
00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:52,800
嗯怎么可能
937
00:45:53,133 --> 00:45:56,066
本宫是那种玩物丧志的人吗
938
00:45:56,633 --> 00:45:58,200
好吧说正事
939
00:45:58,533 --> 00:46:01,600
其实我这次来是有一件很重要的
940
00:46:08,566 --> 00:46:09,833
大胆匪类
941
00:46:09,966 --> 00:46:12,300
居然敢在本尊面前装神弄鬼
942
00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:13,433
不想活了吗
943
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,466
您好有人在家吗
944
00:46:15,466 --> 00:46:17,300
您的双十一快递到了
945
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,066
双十一快递
946
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,200
啊
947
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,100
自作聪明的蠢货敢在本尊面前卖弄
948
00:46:27,366 --> 00:46:29,066
倒要看看你是
949
00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:33,400
人人在哪呢
950
00:46:34,733 --> 00:46:36,866
堂主您看那个是什么
951
00:46:38,433 --> 00:46:39,600
有人在家吗
952
00:46:39,733 --> 00:46:42,466
我们是社区的给您送温暖来了
953
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:45,600
这到底是什么东西
954
00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:47,466
啊
955
00:46:49,033 --> 00:46:50,400
这是汹涌灵山
956
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,000
啊
957
00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:57,300
啊
958
00:46:57,900 --> 00:47:00,900
呀这这是什么东西啊
959
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,800
啊你动不了了
960
00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:08,900
混账给我抓住他
961
00:47:14,633 --> 00:47:18,200
别这样我只是把这东西物归原主
962
00:47:20,133 --> 00:47:22,233
还好咱家手套也变异了
963
00:47:22,233 --> 00:47:24,600
不然这灵珠也不好取出来
964
00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:30,233
哎真可怜
965
00:47:34,933 --> 00:47:36,400
啊啊
966
00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:41,100
上来抓紧时间
967
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,000
我还不想被查驾照呢
968
00:47:44,633 --> 00:47:45,433
啊
969
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,066
本尊受死啊啊
970
00:47:52,166 --> 00:47:54,100
不就是快递不满意吗
971
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,566
至于这样吗
972
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,200
啊
973
00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:06,433
啊
974
00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:09,700
啊
975
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:12,200
追给我追
976
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,400
就算追到天涯海角
977
00:48:15,633 --> 00:48:18,400
本村也要将那混账魂飞魄散
978
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,600
受尽折磨
979
00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:20,933
有经历追我
980
00:48:21,433 --> 00:48:24,333
还不如花一半时间再去找条蛇呢
981
00:48:25,466 --> 00:48:28,066
我叫打你怎么办啊
982
00:48:32,066 --> 00:48:34,900
这怕还没等到天主桥多好我就要
983
00:48:36,266 --> 00:48:38,166
好吧这样的话
984
00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:41,133
嗯
985
00:48:42,533 --> 00:48:43,333
怎么
986
00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:45,100
打
987
00:48:46,066 --> 00:48:46,866
呀
988
00:48:49,933 --> 00:48:50,733
哇哇
989
00:48:57,966 --> 00:49:00,466
将此量力闯错
990
00:49:00,766 --> 00:49:03,866
就凭你那些贫血低下的法器也
991
00:49:03,866 --> 00:49:05,400
想阻挡本尊吧
992
00:49:06,366 --> 00:49:09,100
给多少本分就烧多少
993
00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:11,133
啊
994
00:49:15,866 --> 00:49:16,666
啊
995
00:49:17,866 --> 00:49:18,666
啊
996
00:49:19,066 --> 00:49:19,866
啊
997
00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,233
不一般的蠢货
998
00:49:24,466 --> 00:49:26,766
就给本尊去死吧
999
00:49:37,033 --> 00:49:39,366
呦你见过道奇战斧吗
1000
00:49:39,933 --> 00:49:42,333
哼道道什么
1001
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,133
这个叫做道奇战斧
1002
00:50:01,233 --> 00:50:03,533
美国克莱斯勒汽车公司出品
1003
00:50:04,666 --> 00:50:07,500
号称是世界上更快更贵的摩托车
1004
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,100
采用道奇码
1005
00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:12,366
最高时速达到676公里
1006
00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:14,333
售价60万美元
1007
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,600
而且还有价无市哦道奇
1008
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:21,233
战斧
1009
00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:23,900
克莱斯勒
1010
00:50:25,733 --> 00:50:26,533
美元
1011
00:50:29,566 --> 00:50:31,833
你当我是三岁小孩吗
1012
00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:38,100
啊
1013
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:39,200
啊
1014
00:50:41,933 --> 00:50:42,733
啊
1015
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:47,600
臭小子我要将你碎尸万段
1016
00:50:55,733 --> 00:50:58,166
呀啊啊啊
1017
00:50:58,933 --> 00:51:01,666
啊好险啊
1018
00:51:02,833 --> 00:51:03,633
哪里走
1019
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,033
弹主我们来支援您了
1020
00:51:11,033 --> 00:51:11,833
混账
1021
00:51:12,666 --> 00:51:15,400
教主坐下的那只主角阴云兽
1022
00:51:16,066 --> 00:51:18,533
跑起来也没有这么快呀
1023
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:22,566
哇这法器好神奇
1024
00:51:23,233 --> 00:51:26,600
被唐珠毁了却依然有灵气嗯
1025
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:28,300
拿回去做研究
1026
00:51:29,633 --> 00:51:31,866
赤娇真人被气的吐了血
1027
00:51:32,866 --> 00:51:35,466
紧接着化为一道火流星
1028
00:51:36,533 --> 00:51:39,400
轰鸣震动的急速追赶上去
1029
00:51:41,166 --> 00:51:43,200
超哥哪里走
1030
00:51:43,933 --> 00:51:46,833
分别是拼了命也要追到你
1031
00:51:47,866 --> 00:51:48,700
你确定
1032
00:52:04,866 --> 00:52:06,566
只会逃跑的小贝
1033
00:52:06,866 --> 00:52:09,466
若是让本尊再见到你
1034
00:52:10,066 --> 00:52:12,066
本尊一定要
1035
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,666
啊累死了
1036
00:52:15,866 --> 00:52:17,333
好不容易才追过来
1037
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:28,366
你说我已经和前女友分手了
1038
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,600
但是他送的定情信我还得留着说
1039
00:52:32,633 --> 00:52:33,433
快说
1040
00:52:33,633 --> 00:52:36,800
这个混蛋到底是什么来历我不知道
1041
00:52:37,033 --> 00:52:38,500
我真的不知道啊
1042
00:52:39,133 --> 00:52:41,400
摊主我真不认识他
1043
00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:44,566
我就是那日去巡查分舵的时候
1044
00:52:44,933 --> 00:52:47,766
看到他和一只牛腰在一起
1045
00:52:48,966 --> 00:52:52,200
对了他好像跟那只牛要称兄道弟
1046
00:52:53,533 --> 00:52:56,433
给我搜就是搜遍东江
1047
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,166
也要给本尊找出那个混沌来
1048
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:01,900
啊
1049
00:53:03,233 --> 00:53:05,166
还有他背后那只牛妖
1050
00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:09,300
本尊定要叫他们粉身碎骨
1051
00:53:14,933 --> 00:53:15,733
阿嚏
1052
00:53:17,133 --> 00:53:20,566
奇怪为什么我突然觉得浑身发冷
1053
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,800
肯定是那个没气的混蛋的说我坏话
1054
00:53:34,666 --> 00:53:37,733
数百只妖怪组成的赤翅保卫团
1055
00:53:38,133 --> 00:53:41,966
顶盔披甲杀气腾腾的聚集在盘丝洞前
1056
00:53:42,533 --> 00:53:46,233
就等着那头不开眼的蠢牛杀上门来
1057
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,533
然后大战一场
1058
00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:52,166
给我站住你个混蛋居然骗吃不起
1059
00:53:52,166 --> 00:53:55,500
弄死本家保证不打死你哎
1060
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,866
关我什么事啊让啊
1061
00:54:01,433 --> 00:54:04,433
整整三天了都没见到知乎回来
1062
00:54:04,766 --> 00:54:08,300
搞不好现在都已经被晒成酱油肉了
1063
00:54:09,633 --> 00:54:10,433
啊
1064
00:54:10,733 --> 00:54:13,166
哥哥真的会被晒成酱油肉
1065
00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:17,466
咦酱油肉是想你好吃呀
1066
00:54:18,466 --> 00:54:22,066
难道说老许真的被那位娘娘给
1067
00:54:23,466 --> 00:54:24,566
你们别这样看我
1068
00:54:24,933 --> 00:54:25,900
天地良心
1069
00:54:26,133 --> 00:54:27,733
我真不是故意的啊
1070
00:54:36,933 --> 00:54:37,733
是是
1071
00:54:37,933 --> 00:54:40,266
你干嘛拿出那口卖身脏腑用的棺材
1072
00:54:40,333 --> 00:54:41,466
我要去白骨山
1073
00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:42,466
现在就去
1074
00:54:43,933 --> 00:54:44,233
这回
1075
00:54:44,233 --> 00:54:47,200
要是没事我就求那位娘娘放他回来
1076
00:54:47,733 --> 00:54:50,233
他要是出了什么意外我就
1077
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,100
我就给他说话
1078
00:54:52,266 --> 00:54:54,266
等报答恩情了啊
1079
00:54:54,266 --> 00:54:56,566
等等等等啊陈世你别触动啊
1080
00:54:56,833 --> 00:54:58,600
现在牛魔王随时回来
1081
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,466
搞不好你刚下山就撞到他了
1082
00:55:02,033 --> 00:55:03,566
别拦着我都让开
1083
00:55:05,033 --> 00:55:07,000
早知道是这样我养你啊
1084
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,433
前天晚上他说要养我的时候
1085
00:55:09,433 --> 00:55:11,400
我就答应让他养好了
1086
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,200
哎哎哎
1087
00:55:12,433 --> 00:55:15,200
我说的养只有养家糊口的养啊
1088
00:55:24,533 --> 00:55:27,133
我操这车的速度太快了
1089
00:55:27,833 --> 00:55:30,300
要不是咱家在三100里外就开始减速
1090
00:55:31,033 --> 00:55:32,133
搞不好现在就
1091
00:55:35,133 --> 00:55:37,666
哎电动车怎么变回原样子了
1092
00:55:38,366 --> 00:55:39,166
嗯
1093
00:55:42,133 --> 00:55:44,633
啊难道是能量耗剑了
1094
00:55:45,166 --> 00:55:47,900
嗯大不了用零食重新升级
1095
00:55:52,733 --> 00:55:53,533
啊
1096
00:55:54,033 --> 00:55:56,200
你们干嘛这样看着我哎
1097
00:55:56,266 --> 00:55:57,466
要是没记错的话
1098
00:55:57,566 --> 00:56:00,600
刚刚好像有个傻妞说要嫁了啊
1099
00:56:01,966 --> 00:56:04,133
等我吃货你跑哪去了
1100
00:56:04,666 --> 00:56:06,400
等等再讲等等再讲
1101
00:56:07,533 --> 00:56:08,800
那什么出来吧
1102
00:56:08,900 --> 00:56:10,733
我只能帮你到这了
1103
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:14,600
去吧去吧
1104
00:56:14,966 --> 00:56:16,566
你随便找个地方修行
1105
00:56:17,066 --> 00:56:19,400
以后就别再回峨眉山去了
1106
00:56:22,533 --> 00:56:23,566
有缘再见
1107
00:56:25,133 --> 00:56:27,466
记得如果你是母的
1108
00:56:27,566 --> 00:56:28,900
以后又成了精
1109
00:56:29,166 --> 00:56:30,833
一定不能害人哈
1110
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,700
喂喂喂够了知乎
1111
00:56:35,166 --> 00:56:36,266
你这家伙
1112
00:56:36,333 --> 00:56:37,900
到底跑到什么地方去了
1113
00:56:38,166 --> 00:56:40,366
嗨这个一言难尽呐
1114
00:56:40,366 --> 00:56:42,466
总之现在的问题是
1115
00:56:42,766 --> 00:56:45,366
我带回了五颗剑丸不知道怎么用
1116
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:49,700
啊
1117
00:56:50,766 --> 00:56:51,766
有没有搞错
1118
00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:54,266
我费尽千辛万苦抢回来的剑丸
1119
00:56:54,266 --> 00:56:55,400
就这样废了
1120
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,100
这是先天见闻的剑魂
1121
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,100
你们有没有长剑类的法器
1122
00:57:12,233 --> 00:57:13,666
赶紧拿出来跟他融合
1123
00:57:13,666 --> 00:57:15,133
说不定还有剑魂
1124
00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:18,600
长剑刀行吗
1125
00:57:19,133 --> 00:57:19,933
爽不爽
1126
00:57:21,066 --> 00:57:23,300
不行受不住了
1127
00:57:26,533 --> 00:57:27,833
啊去吧
1128
00:57:38,566 --> 00:57:40,033
居然顺利融合了
1129
00:57:40,233 --> 00:57:42,366
真奇怪之姑啊
1130
00:57:42,366 --> 00:57:43,900
你什么时候有兵器的
1131
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,366
有没有搞错你居然用菜刀当
1132
00:57:51,833 --> 00:57:52,866
哎等会
1133
00:57:52,866 --> 00:57:56,533
你们看师傅把菜刀上好像还刻着字哎
1134
00:57:57,066 --> 00:58:00,000
对不起知乎你
1135
00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:02,533
是个
1136
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:04,833
好人
1137
00:58:08,766 --> 00:58:09,733
哈哈哈哈哈哈
1138
00:58:10,233 --> 00:58:11,133
也没啥
1139
00:58:11,133 --> 00:58:14,333
就当年很喜欢一个当厨师的妹子
1140
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:16,833
所以买了这套菜刀送给他
1141
00:58:17,333 --> 00:58:18,133
然后
1142
00:58:18,733 --> 00:58:21,333
喂喂喂你们那是什么表情
1143
00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:23,400
表白失败很奇怪吗
1144
00:58:24,033 --> 00:58:25,333
好人卡了吗
1145
00:58:25,866 --> 00:58:29,000
还写在退回的礼物上真笨啊
1146
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,300
可怜的知乎啊
1147
00:58:32,433 --> 00:58:33,433
那就是说
1148
00:58:33,666 --> 00:58:35,666
知乎以后和人斗法的时候
1149
00:58:35,666 --> 00:58:37,466
就会拿出这五把菜刀
1150
00:58:37,833 --> 00:58:40,866
然后所有人都会看到他
1151
00:58:41,433 --> 00:58:42,233
哈哈哈
1152
00:58:42,833 --> 00:58:43,833
哈哈哈
1153
00:58:46,233 --> 00:58:48,333
师傅啊想开点吗
1154
00:58:48,666 --> 00:58:50,366
虽说你没有女人缘
1155
00:58:50,466 --> 00:58:54,066
但是总比那头蠢牛好吧那家伙
1156
00:58:59,366 --> 00:59:00,166
爽
1157
00:59:11,666 --> 00:59:12,866
抄家糊地街上
1158
00:59:13,333 --> 00:59:15,500
想想轮家回去当压寨夫人
1159
00:59:15,666 --> 00:59:17,400
就看你有没有这个本事了
1160
00:59:22,866 --> 00:59:23,666
哎
1161
00:59:25,466 --> 00:59:26,900
哎哎算了
1162
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,100
这么没面子的东西还是先藏起来好了
1163
00:59:31,733 --> 00:59:32,533
嗯
1164
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000
哎放心就算打不过
1165
00:59:35,266 --> 00:59:37,000
我还可以带你私奔的吗
1166
00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:39,800
是谁要跟你私奔了
1167
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,033
那头蠢牛虽然脑子不好使
1168
00:59:43,566 --> 00:59:46,500
仅仅是大脚丫上来就有这种惊人气势
1169
00:59:46,533 --> 00:59:47,333
哦
1170
00:59:51,233 --> 00:59:53,600
你看那家伙举着火云来的气势
1171
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:54,900
还真够吓人的
1172
00:59:54,933 --> 00:59:56,733
看见他浑身烈焰了吗
1173
00:59:56,733 --> 00:59:57,666
几日不见
1174
00:59:57,766 --> 01:00:00,400
这司机学会了吞吐吃烟的法门
1175
01:00:00,833 --> 01:00:02,300
身上都烧焦了
1176
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:04,300
收交
1177
01:00:05,933 --> 01:00:08,200
哎情况好像有点不对
1178
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:11,433
四方的牛妖
1179
01:00:12,066 --> 01:00:15,266
和你那小白莲外孙混好是不听
1180
01:00:15,633 --> 01:00:17,766
还敢小心我家三娘子
1181
01:00:18,033 --> 01:00:20,200
你以为臣臣不敢杀你吗
1182
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,066
小子放心
1183
01:00:22,566 --> 01:00:25,266
本期日就替你出师啊
1184
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:28,366
你妹的不就是游戏的那个小妞吗
1185
01:00:28,466 --> 01:00:30,600
只有这样岂知的老子不放吗
1186
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:31,600
啊
1187
01:00:32,300 --> 01:00:34,800
真人你要为奴家做主啊
1188
01:00:35,133 --> 01:00:36,933
就是这栋色迷你的蠢牛
1189
01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:38,800
上次打晕了奴家
1190
01:00:38,833 --> 01:00:40,900
想带回去当石榴房夫人
1191
01:00:42,633 --> 01:00:45,266
今日就是你的死期啊
1192
01:00:46,366 --> 01:00:47,866
真的我怕你啊
1193
01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:49,900
奶牛
1194
01:00:53,133 --> 01:00:55,333
呃好像没我们什么事了
1195
01:00:57,300 --> 01:00:59,300
那头牛不是来抢救的呢
1196
01:00:59,733 --> 01:01:01,933
怎么半路又跟人打起来了
1197
01:01:02,266 --> 01:01:03,066
嗯
1198
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:05,633
先别管他们怎么打起来的
1199
01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:08,400
我们现在要帮哪边
1200
01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:10,900
哎来来来吃吃吃嘿
1201
01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:12,166
趁他妈还没有发现
1202
01:01:12,266 --> 01:01:13,866
我们先找个地方看热闹
1203
01:01:14,133 --> 01:01:15,666
哎话又说回来
1204
01:01:15,833 --> 01:01:17,000
哪里比较安全
1205
01:01:17,033 --> 01:01:18,000
事业有多好
1206
01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:19,200
这个简单
1207
01:01:24,033 --> 01:01:24,833
啊
1208
01:01:30,766 --> 01:01:32,933
呃等等会
1209
01:01:33,166 --> 01:01:35,566
本宫好像又快犯病了
1210
01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:39,100
来快吃药不能停啊
1211
01:01:41,933 --> 01:01:42,733
啊
1212
01:01:47,900 --> 01:01:49,633
嗯是这样的
1213
01:01:49,933 --> 01:01:54,666
其实本宫这次来是想问问知乎你
1214
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:56,033
怪我
1215
01:01:57,066 --> 01:01:58,700
本宫想问的是
1216
01:01:59,333 --> 01:02:00,300
知乎啊
1217
01:02:00,666 --> 01:02:05,866
你愿不愿意担任东明山的山神
1218
01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:09,166
嗯等会我刚刚是不是听错了
1219
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:12,733
您老人家说要我当东明山的山神
1220
01:02:13,233 --> 01:02:14,800
我只是一个凡人呐
1221
01:02:15,466 --> 01:02:17,666
呃等下就是说
1222
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,933
专门管理东明山的
1223
01:02:21,133 --> 01:02:21,933
没错
1224
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:26,433
想当年本宫奉了我教通天教主之命
1225
01:02:26,533 --> 01:02:28,666
镇守统一东江妖族
1226
01:02:29,266 --> 01:02:33,200
那时候本宫徽下有三千山神
1227
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,366
分管十万山妖
1228
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:40,600
每年光交上来的税就有几百万零食
1229
01:02:41,433 --> 01:02:43,300
到哪都有人接待
1230
01:02:44,566 --> 01:02:46,700
吃饭从来不给钱
1231
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,400
说重点谢谢
1232
01:02:50,966 --> 01:02:54,866
可惜啊数千年来经历各种结论
1233
01:02:55,100 --> 01:02:58,900
再加上本宫走火入魔之后无心打理
1234
01:02:59,333 --> 01:03:03,066
如今的东江十万腰山一片混乱
1235
01:03:03,566 --> 01:03:05,933
当年本宫册封的那些山神
1236
01:03:06,233 --> 01:03:08,100
全都不知跑哪去了
1237
01:03:08,666 --> 01:03:10,200
新冒出来的牛魔王
1238
01:03:10,433 --> 01:03:11,766
好像脑子进水
1239
01:03:13,233 --> 01:03:14,800
你才脑子进水
1240
01:03:17,266 --> 01:03:19,500
所以娘娘您的意思是
1241
01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:23,633
既然本宫如今病情逐渐好转
1242
01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:26,533
也是时候要重新振兴气象了
1243
01:03:26,933 --> 01:03:30,166
这通名山一带还缺个山神
1244
01:03:30,733 --> 01:03:33,633
本宫手下又没有适合的人选
1245
01:03:34,366 --> 01:03:37,033
知乎你看上去挺顺眼的
1246
01:03:37,166 --> 01:03:40,100
又打的一手好游戏不如
1247
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:42,600
别闹了
1248
01:03:42,633 --> 01:03:45,366
打游戏和当官有个毛线的关系啊
1249
01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:48,833
您干嘛不找个本地的妖怪呢
1250
01:03:50,433 --> 01:03:52,300
比如说吃吃就很合适
1251
01:03:53,966 --> 01:03:54,900
他不行
1252
01:03:55,733 --> 01:03:58,533
啊在场的妖怪都不行
1253
01:03:58,833 --> 01:04:00,933
尤其是那头猪你你
1254
01:04:01,433 --> 01:04:02,300
凭什么呀
1255
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,600
没错老许他
1256
01:04:05,133 --> 01:04:07,233
是比我强那么一点点
1257
01:04:07,233 --> 01:04:08,433
也比我稍微
1258
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:10,233
聪明一点点
1259
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:11,700
他刚刚来呀
1260
01:04:11,966 --> 01:04:13,366
是吧他又是人主
1261
01:04:14,033 --> 01:04:15,466
你凭什么让他来
1262
01:04:15,566 --> 01:04:17,366
当善人管理我们东明山啊
1263
01:04:20,133 --> 01:04:22,333
1264
01:04:22,666 --> 01:04:24,566
1265
01:04:24,900 --> 01:04:27,366
1266
01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:30,533
因为东明山也很喜欢知乎啊
1267
01:04:30,566 --> 01:04:33,566
什么叫东明山也很喜欢知乎
1268
01:04:34,133 --> 01:04:35,933
难道他脑子有问题
1269
01:04:36,433 --> 01:04:38,566
还是我们脑子有问题
1270
01:04:40,133 --> 01:04:41,166
这样好了
1271
01:04:41,566 --> 01:04:44,666
我这里有一枚东明山的山神印
1272
01:04:44,666 --> 01:04:47,133
你们谁觉得自己有资格当山神
1273
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:48,933
就上来试一试
1274
01:04:50,466 --> 01:04:51,266
怎么是
1275
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:53,166
无论是谁
1276
01:04:53,333 --> 01:04:55,900
上来写一份东明山神的旨意
1277
01:04:56,266 --> 01:04:58,533
盖上山神意义后能生效
1278
01:04:58,766 --> 01:05:01,933
就证明他是东明山认可的山神
1279
01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:03,900
这
1280
01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:05,300
这是
1281
01:05:06,633 --> 01:05:07,966
这就是神神印吗
1282
01:05:08,633 --> 01:05:11,233
老猪从出生到现在都还没见过呢
1283
01:05:11,333 --> 01:05:13,100
今天可算有机会开眼了
1284
01:05:14,666 --> 01:05:15,466
呃
1285
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,766
娘娘我读书多
1286
01:05:17,866 --> 01:05:19,166
您骗不了我的
1287
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:21,633
这个明明是白萝卜好吗
1288
01:05:23,166 --> 01:05:23,900
哎
1289
01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:26,533
是不是跟我小时候刻萝卜章一样吗
1290
01:05:27,133 --> 01:05:28,500
没想到多年以后
1291
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,766
还能在这里看到这么熟悉的一幕嗯
1292
01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:35,066
这可不是普通的白萝卜
1293
01:05:35,566 --> 01:05:38,133
此乃东明山林外催生出的灵物
1294
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,600
聚集了东明山中秀之气
1295
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,100
更代表了山中生
1296
01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:43,266
灵的集体意志
1297
01:05:45,166 --> 01:05:47,200
你们不是都想当山神吗
1298
01:05:47,533 --> 01:05:49,300
快点谁先来试试
1299
01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:50,400
我来我来我来我来
1300
01:05:51,166 --> 01:05:53,200
是不是我写份山神旨意
1301
01:05:53,566 --> 01:05:56,000
然后再用那个山神逆境盖章就行了
1302
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,100
婚嫁一律不准收受聘礼
1303
01:05:59,766 --> 01:06:01,066
搞定嘿嘿
1304
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,100
接下来只要盖上章就行了
1305
01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:06,066
哎呀哎呀
1306
01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:09,066
身神旨意写好了章也盖好了
1307
01:06:09,066 --> 01:06:10,400
为啥没有反应啊
1308
01:06:10,933 --> 01:06:12,333
没有青光闪耀
1309
01:06:13,066 --> 01:06:15,133
那什么要不我们再等等
1310
01:06:15,233 --> 01:06:17,700
这年头衙门办事效率都很差的
1311
01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:18,633
有时候的
1312
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,666
放着我来
1313
01:06:21,700 --> 01:06:25,700
其实我一直觉得我和东明山挺有缘的
1314
01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:28,266
说不定有缘你个头啊
1315
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:30,566
我也来试试
1316
01:06:36,366 --> 01:06:37,966
也没反应啊
1317
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,466
知道为什么吗
1318
01:06:41,966 --> 01:06:44,066
因为东明山不喜欢你们
1319
01:06:44,366 --> 01:06:47,566
或者说他根本就不愿意承认你们
1320
01:06:48,533 --> 01:06:49,933
啊哈哈
1321
01:06:49,933 --> 01:06:51,600
没天理啊
1322
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,966
老猪我住在这几百年
1323
01:06:54,633 --> 01:06:57,200
他居然对我没感情啊
1324
01:06:58,066 --> 01:06:59,233
老拳你来
1325
01:07:00,666 --> 01:07:02,933
呃好吧啊
1326
01:07:02,966 --> 01:07:05,700
不过我写什么旨意好呢
1327
01:07:05,933 --> 01:07:06,933
随便了
1328
01:07:06,933 --> 01:07:09,600
你可以写胭脂水粉一律打五折啊
1329
01:07:11,433 --> 01:07:13,400
为促进人口增长
1330
01:07:13,866 --> 01:07:16,500
即日起东明山管辖范围之内
1331
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:18,966
全面开放二胎生育政策
1332
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:20,600
一人多生
1333
01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:23,233
全家光荣啊
1334
01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:26,733
啊啊啊啊
1335
01:07:30,566 --> 01:07:32,366
啊什么情况
1336
01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:41,000
此时此刻无数动物群都难以谈心
1337
01:07:41,133 --> 01:07:43,866
成双结对的直奔自家而去
1338
01:07:45,100 --> 01:07:47,800
我嘞还真是着急生二胎啊
1339
01:07:48,933 --> 01:07:51,633
那就是说这质疑生肖了吗
1340
01:07:52,266 --> 01:07:53,500
怎么这样
1341
01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:56,366
我们分了那么多经历都没用
1342
01:07:56,700 --> 01:07:59,033
老师居然随便写就成功了
1343
01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:02,833
这年头连山都看俩妈我怎么知道
1344
01:08:05,266 --> 01:08:06,866
既然知乎做到了
1345
01:08:07,100 --> 01:08:08,533
那么从现在起
1346
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:11,133
他就是东明山的星刃山神
1347
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,766
嘿嘿老铁
1348
01:08:16,433 --> 01:08:19,133
不会当了官以后这个就作威作福
1349
01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:22,333
逼我们交税让我们进贡吧
1350
01:08:23,666 --> 01:08:25,533
既然你已经是山神了
1351
01:08:25,866 --> 01:08:28,733
那么本宫就有职责要交代给你
1352
01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:30,733
知乎啊
1353
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,166
从今日起你就是东明山的山神了
1354
01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:36,200
今后要行山神之责
1355
01:08:36,533 --> 01:08:40,033
正所谓雷霆雨露皆是恩德
1356
01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:41,400
恭星未删
1357
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,033
别这样大家都很忙
1358
01:08:44,566 --> 01:08:46,300
您能直白点吗
1359
01:08:47,266 --> 01:08:48,866
直白的呃
1360
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,266
你就把东明山管好了
1361
01:08:52,433 --> 01:08:54,633
别让这些不靠谱的家伙瞎折腾
1362
01:08:54,900 --> 01:08:56,633
若有人想抢东明山的话
1363
01:08:56,733 --> 01:08:58,833
就给本宫揍他们
1364
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,733
打死打伤算本宫的
1365
01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:04,766
安了我就算不当这个山神
1366
01:09:04,900 --> 01:09:06,933
也会为东明善尽心尽力的
1367
01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:09,933
说不定以后还要养赤赤
1368
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:12,500
我躲哈哈哈哈哈哈
1369
01:09:14,133 --> 01:09:17,066
同样的招数对圣斗士是没用的
1370
01:09:17,133 --> 01:09:18,733
来接印
1371
01:09:24,066 --> 01:09:27,133
盘丝洞四周的松林仿佛有灵性的
1372
01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:29,766
朝他很整齐的垂滴竖唤
1373
01:09:30,100 --> 01:09:32,566
就像是在参见上司
1374
01:09:34,133 --> 01:09:35,433
就在这一刻
1375
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,700
充足浓郁的山间灵气
1376
01:09:38,033 --> 01:09:40,166
突然都通过白萝卜山神印
1377
01:09:40,366 --> 01:09:42,800
汹涌的灌输进他的老房子
1378
01:09:44,900 --> 01:09:48,000
然后又像是被无形之力牵引着
1379
01:09:48,133 --> 01:09:48,900
大部分
1380
01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:51,633
都注入到那个炼丹用的电饭锅里
1381
01:09:53,233 --> 01:09:54,033
哎
1382
01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:59,766
呃这就是座山神的福利吗
1383
01:10:01,100 --> 01:10:04,333
不止哦我们还有年终奖带薪休假
1384
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:08,333
当满500年山神还能分一套仙家豆腐
1385
01:10:09,066 --> 01:10:10,333
哈哈哈哈哈
1386
01:10:12,633 --> 01:10:13,800
回山回山
1387
01:10:14,133 --> 01:10:16,066
今天晚上本宫要熬个夜
1388
01:10:16,366 --> 01:10:18,900
把那个种向日葵生很多小太阳
1389
01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:21,233
来为养僵尸的游戏打通关
1390
01:10:22,633 --> 01:10:25,100
骗我没骗我
1391
01:10:25,966 --> 01:10:26,900
骗我
1392
01:10:27,533 --> 01:10:28,833
没骗我
1393
01:10:29,666 --> 01:10:30,833
骗我
1394
01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:33,833
没骗我
1395
01:10:34,833 --> 01:10:35,633
收
1396
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,266
啊饶命啊
1397
01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:40,600
不要劝我一起走啊
1398
01:10:42,033 --> 01:10:42,833
啊
1399
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:44,300
啊啊
1400
01:10:45,433 --> 01:10:46,233
好吧
1401
01:10:46,833 --> 01:10:48,900
所以说我现在真的成了
1402
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:51,900
嗯拜见山大爷
1403
01:10:51,900 --> 01:10:54,766
恭贺特大已成为东陵山之主
1404
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:56,233
什么情况
1405
01:10:56,966 --> 01:10:58,400
嘿嘿嘿王雪啊
1406
01:10:58,666 --> 01:10:59,600
当了山神了
1407
01:10:59,633 --> 01:11:01,800
是不是应该照顾一下我们兄弟啊
1408
01:11:02,833 --> 01:11:06,366
比如我刚才说的那个结婚不收聘礼
1409
01:11:07,033 --> 01:11:08,933
这道旨意就很好嘛
1410
01:11:09,233 --> 01:11:11,166
来来来开个张哈哈
1411
01:11:11,733 --> 01:11:15,900
这话我大蛇对你怎么样你是知道的
1412
01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:19,833
我打算在东坡站快递盖洞府
1413
01:11:20,133 --> 01:11:24,100
可附近的土妖总说我挡了他们的光线
1414
01:11:24,233 --> 01:11:25,400
你看能不能
1415
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:28,200
想什么呢
1416
01:11:30,566 --> 01:11:33,100
你们这些家伙别想占知乎便宜
1417
01:11:33,333 --> 01:11:34,133
看到没有
1418
01:11:34,566 --> 01:11:36,400
还是我家赤赤最好了
1419
01:11:37,066 --> 01:11:37,966
那是
1420
01:11:38,966 --> 01:11:40,400
不过知华
1421
01:11:41,166 --> 01:11:42,333
你看能不能命令
1422
01:11:42,333 --> 01:11:44,633
山下的胭脂水粉店和奶粉店
1423
01:11:44,633 --> 01:11:45,766
一律打五折
1424
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:49,366
喂喂喂我还没说完呢
1425
01:11:49,433 --> 01:11:50,833
师傅你要去哪啊
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