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Once, there was a maid.
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I'm still here.
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I'm just fine.
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And the name of this person who came to Suguru Misato's home was Mahoro.
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Hello.
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I may not look like it, but I am a former Vesper combat android.
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She is a pure-hearted, virtuous,
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...cheerful and extremely hardworking maid,
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but there is one flaw in this gem.
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Weekly
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It's a dirty book...
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{\an9}anata ni tazuneraretara watashi
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{\an9}あなたに尋ねられたら私
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{\an3}When you come visit me
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{\an9}nikkori hohoemu deshou
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{\an9}にっこり微笑むでしょう
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{\an3}I'll probably break into a big smile
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{\an9}umaku ienai kedo subete ga
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{\an9}うまく言えないけどすべてが
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{\an3}I can't really put it into words
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{\an9}totemo totemo kageyaitemasu
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{\an9}とてもとても輝いてます
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{\an3}but everything is shining oh so bright
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{\an9}kitto ima goro minna atsumattemasu
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{\an9}きっと今頃皆集まってます
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{\an3}I bet everyone is together right about now
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{\an9}sore wa sawagashikute
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{\an9}それは騒がしくて
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{\an3}It may get a little rowdy
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{\an9}demo itoshii
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{\an9}でもいとしい
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{\an3}but I wouldn't have it any other way
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{\an9}tonde ikimasu itsumo no tokoro e
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{\an9}飛んでいきますいつもの所へ
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{\an3}Let's fly away to our usual place
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{\an9}taiyou takaku ashita mo hare desu
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{\an9}太陽高く明日も晴れです
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{\an3}Tomorrow will be clear with the sun in the sky
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{\an9}moshi mo sukoshi sabishiku nattemo
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{\an9}もしも少し寂しくなっても
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{\an3}Even if you get a little lonely
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{\an9}daijoubu chanto miteimasu
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{\an9}大丈夫ちゃんと見ています
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{\an3}it's okay, I'll be watching
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{\an9}koko de
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{\an9}ここで
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{\an3}right here
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Dirty thoughts are bad!
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{\an8}Dirty thoughts are bad!
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Are you ready?
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Not yet!
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Are you ready?
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Not yet!
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So, what happened with the goods?
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Hey, that's right! I wanted to get your impressions on it.
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It was found by Mahoro 1 hour and 27 minutes after I snuck it into my room,
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{\an8}CONFISCATED
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...at which point she confiscated it.
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{\an8}CONFISCATED
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{\an8}CONFISCATED
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{\an8}CONFISCATED
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Dirty thoughts are bad!
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Are bad! Are bad! Are bad!
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She what?!
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Honest, I have no idea how she manages to sniff them out every single time...
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If this keeps up, my treasures are on a course for extinction!
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Suguru! You don't mean to say that she's even found THAT treasure, do you?
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No, Hamaji, that one is still safe.
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That's the one treasure that she'll never find.
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You can't let your guard down, no matter what.
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Kawahara...
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Listen, Suguru.
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That greatest and most powerful treasure,
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...that ultimate and unmatched driving force of the libido which knows no bounds...
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...does not belong to you alone!
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It's ours... No, all humanity's!
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No, it's a grand treasure that deserves to be called a cosmic legacy!
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You mustn't let your guard down under any circumstances.
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If worst comes to worst...
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We'll help you, and guard that treasure with our very lives if we must!
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Hamaji... Kawahara...
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Minawa! I found'ja!
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She found me...
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Mahoro! I found'ja!
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Oh, dear! You found me, all right!
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I found'ja!
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You sure did.
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Found'ja, found'ja!
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Here you are, Minawa! A second helping!
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Tonight's Dinner
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Onion Gratin Soup
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Hamburger Curry
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Caesar Salad
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I gave you an extra beef patty, too.
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Big sister... Thank you.
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Um, Mahoro...
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Here you are! You wanted seconds, too, right, Suguru?
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T-Thanks...
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Mahoro was like that even after we got home,
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...she was all smiles, never mentioning the incident even once.
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Um...
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That freaks me out worse than anything else!
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Excuse me...
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Minawa!
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Are you okay?
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I'm sorry...
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Um...
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Uh, do you know where Ms. Shikijo is?
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Yeah, I saw her a while ago behind the school building,
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...checking to see if the kids had done their cleaning chores.
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Thank you very much!
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Don't look!
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Are you okay, Minawa?
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I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
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If you don't come,
I'll be very angry!
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Okay, count me in!
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Yeah, you're right. It might just be a photo book,
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...but it's no fun to have a boy be infatuated with other girls.
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If you want to get an eyeful, I'm always available...
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F-Forget it, it's nothing. I'm in, too.
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Chizu, how 'bout you?
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Well, let me think...
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It sounds like fun. I'm in!
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Thank you so much! What stout-hearted friends you are...
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Right, Minawa?
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Hm? Oh. Yes.
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I'm gonna pass on this one.
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What's the problem? He's old enough.
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I think it's cute.
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As an older woman, it makes me want to mess around with him,
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...saying that it's okay to do naughty things.
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I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear the dirty things in the second half of that sentence.
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I assumed that you would say as much, Ms. Shikijo.
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Well, if that's settled...
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That's too bad.
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If the operation proved successful, I was going to throw a celebratory banquet.
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You were?
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That reminds me, Minawa.
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You remember that vintage wine we found in the cellar the other day?
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What was its name again?
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Um... Roman... Romany Conti. I think.
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I think.
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Y-You mean Romanée-Conti?!
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{\an8}Calculations in Progress
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Hey, that's right...!
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If Misato did have all his dirty books taken away, he'd...
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Ms. Shikijo! I've had all my dirty books taken away by Mahoro,
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...so now my volcano of youthful passion is about to explode...
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...and blow a hole clean through the stratosphere!
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All right, come and get it!
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{\an8}Calculations Concluded
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Well, well! Not only do I get free booze, I can't lose with this little plan!
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All right, fine. Count on my assistance.
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{\an8}Agreement Reached
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{\an8}Agreement Reached
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Mahoro is serious...
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She's seriously planning to stamp out my treasures this time!
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She even bought off Ms. Shikijo...
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I can't believe she's coming at you loaded for bear.
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It's... It's hopeless.
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Hey, you two! Why have you given up already?!
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No matter how many troops Mahoro's mustered,
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...we have brains, guts, and most of all, the power of friendship on our side!
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Kawahara...
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You...
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We have to pit ourselves against reality!
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You're right...!
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No man would ever admit defeat before even starting!
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Yeah. I mean, if the three of us join forces...
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Right! We'll never be beaten!
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This yellowtail and white radish sure is delicious, Mahoro!
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Thank you so much!
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At this time of year, there's nothing like yellowtail and white radish, is there, Suguru?
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{\an8}Several Days Later
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So, they've finally come...
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Now the fight really begins!
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Let's see our treasures through this crisis!
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Yeah!
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Warrant
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Suguru!
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I have a warrant to search these premises on suspicion that a large quantity...
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...of dirty books is concealed...
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Warrant
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Warrant
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Huh?
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Looks like he got the drop on you.
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He gave us the slip!
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They're probably hot on our trail by now.
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That's far enough, Kawahara!
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Give yourself up and hand over those dirty books!
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So, you got me...
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Hey, boss.
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We just nabbed a suspect over at the third block of Motonakame Town, over.
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Minawa!
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Are you okay?! Are you hurt?
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M-Minawa?!
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You're under arrest. I'm so sorry.
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C'mon, Hamaji...
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You can't run forever, so why don't you make it easy for yourself?
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You wanna give Minawa some peace of mind, don't you?
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I've put you through so much trouble!
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As if I'd play hide and seek...
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Now, while that caricature of a maid is gone...
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Oh, dear! My good Romanée-Conti!
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Ow, that hurt!
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When did she rig this booby trap?
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Or more to the point, what kind of maid rigs a pitfall trap inside a house?!
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I-It's flooding! Are you kidding me! She'd go this far?!
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Understood. Copy that.
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Now there's only one left...
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Suguru! Where are you?!
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This isn't good...
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Suguru? Hamaji and Kawahara have already been apprehended and taken to the house,
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...so why don't you come home, too?
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Oh, Mahoro? Um, I just bought a ticket to Macau, so...
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There you are.
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Wait, Suguru! Come back here this instant!
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It's strange how fast Suguru can run at times like these...
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In that case...
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Summon the Silpheed!
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Huh?
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Clearance: 100 Yen
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Clearance: 100 Yen
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Clearance: 100 Yen
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Clearance: 100 Yen
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Clearance: 100 Yen
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It's been switched for a fake!
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Summon the Fang!
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Giddyup!
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Uh, Suguru, I DO work for Vesper, you know...
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That doesn't matter! You need to help ME out for once!
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Yessir...
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Suguru! And Slash, too?!
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Hey, she's spotted us already! You'd better turn yourself in!
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No way! I can't give up yet, not over a little setback like this!
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You come back here right this minute!
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Suguru, let's give up and surrender!
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Not a chance!
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This is another fine mess you've gotten me into...
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Acceleration device!
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I said come back here, and I mean it!
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No way!
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Suguru, I can't go any further...
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Slash!
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Leave me here and go on without me...
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Don't talk like that! I can't leave you behind, Slash!
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Why do you suppose Mahoro is so obsessed with dirty books, anyway?
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You're pretty impressive yourself, running all this way over 'em...
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Mahoro's that way because of your Dad...
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Er, I mean it's the influence of her commanding officer back when she was in Vesper.
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This is his fault, that sly fox...
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Hm?
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Um, the key... Key...
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Gosh, look at all this treasure...
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Of course, this sorta stuff don't float my boat.
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S-Stop that, Slash! Not out here!
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Oh, I see...
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What's all this?
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M-Mahoro?!
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They're all naked.
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He said that if he'd kept 'em at home, his wife would've found 'em and confiscated 'em.
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Something wrong, Suguru?
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No, it's just that when you said that, it made me think that my dad...
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...must have gone through the same thing with my mom.
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Listen up, Suguru, my boy. Men are dirty creatures.
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Yeah! Dirty!
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Right! We can't help it!
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Yeah! We can't help it!
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But you should wait until you're bigger to look at dirty books, Suguru.
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Fine, then! I know where you hide your dirty books, Dad!
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I'm gonna go tell Mom!
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What?! Don't, Suguru!
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Don't tell your mother! Anything but that!
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They make your mother incredibly jealous!
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Then show me!
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No!
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Then I'm telling!
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Anything but that!
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In the end, Dad hid all his dirty books somewhere right after that.
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I guess they meant a lot to him.
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Sheesh, like father like son...
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Huh? Did you say something?
302
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Listen, don't let Mahoro beat you...
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Slash! Don't die on me! Slash!
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Hey! Don't write me off as dead!
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Commander Misato...
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I'll never forget the words you spoke to me that day, Commander...
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Don't! Girls shouldn't look at these dirty books!
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You mean... dirty thoughts are bad?
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Right! Dirty thoughts are bad!
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They sure are, aren't they? Dirty thoughts are bad, aren't they?!
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I think so, too!
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They certainly are...
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In that case, I'll go dispose of this huge quantity of naughty articles at once!
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Mahoro... Don't run in the halls.
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It's dangerous.
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That ain't the problem here.
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All right. I'm confiscating that.
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I... I surrender.
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A-A cross counter?
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I don't really want to think about it, but where do you suppose we are?
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Now that you mention it, we came a long way, didn't we?
322
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We certainly did.
323
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Hey, that's Etorufu Island, isn't it?
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{\an8}Current location Hokkaido · Shiretoko Peninsula
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Wow, really?
326
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Everything looks so fresh!
327
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I unexpectedly found myself with some excellent ingredients on hand, so...
328
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Suguru, how far did you run, anyway?
329
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You didn't have to run all the way up to Hokkaido, you know.
330
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Like they say, "Criminals always flee to the north."
331
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Ack!
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Get real. As if that would ever happen.
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I was kidding.
334
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Who cares about that?
335
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Let's hurry up and have that toast, and then eat that crab!
336
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I had to fight for my life to escape from that pitfall trap, so I'm starving!
337
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You're still here? You traitor.
338
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I didn't betray nobody!
339
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I was searching the house on my own initiative!
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Stare ...
341
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Oh, really?
342
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Uh... Something like that.
343
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At any rate, the crab is perfectly cooked now,
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...so let's have a toast and celebrate the eradication of all those dirty books!
345
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Yeah!
346
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Congratulations A Big Success
347
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It was a big success!
348
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Y-Yes? Come on in!
349
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Pardon me.
350
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Pardon me.
351
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W-What are all those for?
352
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Well, after seeing your passion for these this afternoon,
353
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...I've reconsidered my opinion somewhat.
354
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I'd like to pretend that today's events never happened.
355
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:18,130
Please take two or three days to hide these again somewhere.
356
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O-Oh, really?
357
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T-Thanks!
358
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Minawa!
359
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I'm so sorry!
360
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W-What in the world?
361
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Oh my goodness!
362
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I see. The books I confiscated this afternoon were just a decoy...
363
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...meant to divert my attention away from here, weren't they?
364
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Y-Yeah.
365
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I was worried that if I didn't make it look convincing...
366
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How unfortunate.
367
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The very thought of a ploy this large-scale is so absurd...
368
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...that if it weren't for Minawa, I might have spent my whole life none the wiser.
369
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I'm sorry...
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If you stack them on end, dirty books take up less space than you'd think!
371
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Um, Suguru...
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Yes?
373
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I think dirty thoughts are bad!
374
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I-I'm sorry!
375
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Um, I... I think that dirty thoughts are bad, too!
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{\an3}Not yet, not yet, we mustn't. What do you mean, "Show me everything"?
377
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{\an3}Take that! Take that! Take that!
378
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{\an3}I mustn't give you quick peeks. Summertime is just too dangerous.
379
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:46,630
{\an3}Oh me, oh my, this is wrong. Please be gentle.
380
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{\an3}Bump, thump, bump, thump!
381
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{\an3}That's right, do girls really wait?
382
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{\an3}I'll swell up fit to burst.
383
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{\an3}My belly will sway back and forth.
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{\an3}The day might come when I won't be able to resist,
385
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{\an3}...and I'll look you straight in the eye...
386
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{\an3}...and say, "I love you!"
387
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{\an3}Summer festival music, exploding fireworks,
388
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{\an3}Heave ho! Heave ho!
389
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,210
{\an3}...I want to see you again here in Hiryu.
390
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{\an3}Hey! Hey! Hey!
391
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{\an3}The girls in this town...
392
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{\an3}Heave ho! Heave ho!
393
00:22:23,730 --> 00:22:26,710
{\an3}...whisper behind your back!
394
00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:26,710
{\an3}Hey! Hey!
395
00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:44,320
I can't believe Mahoro managed to find them right at the very end...
396
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Mahoro is truly terrifying!
397
00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:49,080
Not yet! This doesn't mean that it's over!
398
00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:54,190
The treasures confiscated by Mahoro amount to a mere 15% of the total!
399
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,170
My battle with Mahoro...
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...has only just begun!
401
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,840
Right on, Suguru! That's the spirit!
402
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We'll fight by your side!
403
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404
00:23:34,970 --> 00:23:39,810
The End
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