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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:30,000 My name is Luis Costa, 43 years old, single, 2 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,840 ...come from Paris, capricorn. 3 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:35,280 I belong to the Costa dynasty, including: 4 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,800 my mother, Genevi�ve, and my 5 sisters, 5 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,200 ...Carole, 6 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:40,440 ...Marie, 7 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:41,800 ...Catherine, 8 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:43,160 ...Axelle, 9 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,160 ...and Maxine, the cadet. - Leave us alone ! 10 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,840 My 12 nieces: In�s, 11 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,800 ...Cl�mence, M�lanie, Eva, Vanessa, Lou-Anne, 12 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,480 ...Alice, P�n�lope, Lucille, Aurore, Manon... 13 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,080 ...et Simone. - This name sucks. 14 00:00:56,440 --> 00:01:00,760 For the men, my 4 brothers-in-law known as "The boys"... 15 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,720 ...and my father, Hercules (my grand-mother loved... 16 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,400 ...the greek mythology). 17 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:07,720 - Hercules. - Yes. 18 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,280 So... Cacolac, who is it? 19 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,800 He was a great fan of Luis Mariano and a real Republican. PS: Luis Mariano was a french singer 20 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,560 At home, he created the G7. PS: Luis Mariano was a french singer 21 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,840 We made all the big decisions... 22 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,360 ...for the family. - I drank it only once. 23 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:24,800 - Who wants more... 24 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,160 ...Cacolac ? 25 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,440 Consensus of opinion. 26 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,480 One day, suddenly, dad died. 27 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,280 Since that day, everything changed. 28 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:38,680 -A motion proposed to the G7 is to forbidden to pee still... 29 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,320 ...with a view to avoiding the drops everywhere. 30 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:43,760 Who's for ? - Yes ! 31 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:45,280 The democracy... 32 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,000 ...had been flouted. 33 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:51,360 I was 21 ans and i was crazy in love with Sandrine Bourrague. 34 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,160 It was my Abba period. 35 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,560 Or Cure... 36 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,440 No, Abba. 37 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:03,440 No, Cure. Anyways, we decided to live together. 38 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,000 - Why do they want... 39 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,520 ...to see me ? - They want to meet you. 40 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,400 - "I want to be an artist." 41 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:11,960 That is to say ? 42 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,800 - It sounds like lazy. - Catherine ! 43 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,200 your parents too are artists, 44 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,760 ...Mlle Boutargue ? - Bourrague. 45 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,640 - Where does it come from... 46 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,120 ...Boutargue ? 47 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,720 - From Marseilles, I think ! - No, from Dijon. (PS: Boutargue looks like Moutarde which usually comes from Dijon) 48 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,160 Bourrague, it's easy to memorize ! 49 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,600 - Sandrine, wait ! 50 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,080 - Thanks for defending me, move out of my way ! 51 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,920 - You suck ! - Sandrine ! 52 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:54,120 Anyways, I think that if I want... 53 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,160 if I want, at 21 years old to see who I want to see ! 54 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,560 - Pipou, you weren't going to marry her. 55 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,480 - I know this kind of woman. 56 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,000 - What ? - In 15 years, it's... 57 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,120 ...hair band, folded skirt and a yellow labrador. 58 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,600 - And with many children, 59 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,240 ...Imagine Pipou ! 60 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,840 At the grocery. 61 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,200 - With her belly. 62 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,360 - You'll never see me again. 63 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:17,440 - Pipou... 64 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,920 - Dare ! 65 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,360 - It stinks pussy here ! 66 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,600 I decided to flee to go and live adventure. 67 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:31,360 But not that night, it was kind of chilly outside. 68 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,560 Sandrine left me, I couldn't make her stay. 69 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,640 Her smell became an obsession. 70 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,480 But my chemistry classes allow me to find that... 71 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,680 ...it needed 17 different smells... 72 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,440 ...to recreate the one of my beloved. 73 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,720 It was surprising but Sandrine was also made of banana. 74 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,040 I discovered my vocation. 75 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,600 I became "nose". 76 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,840 I create perfumes. 77 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,640 It smells too much parquet floor. 78 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,440 We call it like this, a "nose". 79 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:21,360 My name is Luis Costa, 43 years old, single. 80 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:24,120 And i'm very well, very well. 81 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,680 - Pierre-Yves, you pay the coffee ? - Francis pay his round. 82 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,000 - The same, everytime. 83 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,800 - Everyone bow low, laborious lab assistants ! 84 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,440 Make way... 85 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:43,040 ...for Luis Costa, the man who created "Tahar" ! 86 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,360 This is big stuff ! This is much money ! 87 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:50,040 In my arms, my Luis ! In my arms, oh... 88 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:51,480 Ah... 89 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,680 Oh, this nose ! 90 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,920 The cornerstone of this company. 91 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,080 Come and kiss this nose whom you owe everything. 92 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,560 Bisous on the nose ! Charlotte. 93 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,480 Christiane, Martine. Men too. 94 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:10,640 Powerful, slenderness, sensitiveness... without forgetting this warrior side, 95 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,840 ...where does come from this noble name: "Tahar" ! 96 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,480 - You want something. 97 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,240 Oh... it's new, this one ? 98 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:22,360 - Asshole ! 99 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,320 - A gift from my ex-wife. - Asshole ! 100 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:27,360 - It pronounces it well. 101 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,520 So ? - They don't want "Tahar" anymore. 102 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:36,880 - What ? The day before, they said it was marvellous. 103 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,160 - The wife of Neiko's director thinks that it stinks. 104 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,800 - It stinks ? That is to say ? 105 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,720 - Someting's missing. 106 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,160 There are 3 labs in competition, including us. 107 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,720 We lost 3 months cause of a bitch... 108 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,800 ...who says it stinks. We worked 2 years, 109 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,440 - We can use this work for something else... 110 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,560 - For what? A bathroom doedorant ? 111 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,680 All my money for a bathroom doedorant ? 112 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,200 No, no, no ! 113 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,880 Work harder on "Tahar". 114 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,760 Find the idea... - I'm exhausted. 115 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,640 I worked 12 months on it without any break. 116 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,000 I can't do anything more. 117 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,920 - 15000 euros of bonus. - It's not that. 118 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,720 I can't bear "Tahar" anymore. 119 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:20,880 That's it... 120 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,000 It's not my fault... 121 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,800 - Everyone goes home ! 122 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:31,840 It's over, we're closed ! You're going to earn the unemployment benefit ! 123 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,560 M. Luis Costa decided to close this company ! 124 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,800 Get yourself out of the shit ! Damn about ! 125 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,560 - 15000 euros, It's a good bonus. 126 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,480 Why don't you want it ? - Ah ! 127 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,800 Did you spend 12 months working without any break for a perfume? 128 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,320 I can't smell anymore. 129 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,720 - Are you okay ? - Are you okay, Annick ? 130 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,080 -What do you order ? 131 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,080 - I'll have a mozzarella tomatoe... 132 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,040 ...and some chicken. 133 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,520 - I'm not hungry. We'll share. 134 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:03,160 I forgot my meal tickets. - I'm inviting you. 135 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:08,120 - I'll have the same thing and a poached pear. 136 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,480 And some bread. 137 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:12,880 You're really pretty today. 138 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,600 - I'm trying some wedding haircuts. 139 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,360 - Ah... we didn't know. 140 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,640 Congratulations. - Thanks. 141 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,920 - This is your "cam". - Ah, yes. 142 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,040 Brown-haired girls. 143 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,040 - When was the last time you... 144 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,520 - It's been 1 month, exactly 2 years and 1 month. 145 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:40,040 It's hardly conceivable for Mister... 146 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:42,840 ..."I chase all the girls". 147 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,960 - Do you have a tampon ? - I was about to ask if you had one. 148 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,240 - Could it be possible to change sometimes... 149 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,400 - For the tomatoes gratin... 150 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,800 We eat this every sunday... - Bernard. 151 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,400 - It's G�rard. - G�rard, it was the favorite course... 152 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,800 ...of Hercules for family's meals. 153 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,280 It's a duty of memory. 154 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,720 - It was just for changing. 155 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,720 - We're going to say that as long as Hercules is dead, we don't change it. 156 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:12,880 Lunch is served ! 157 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,480 - Marie, where did you put my ironed laundry ? 158 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,360 - I want to say: 159 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,000 In your ass ! It's not written... 160 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,480 ..."skiwy" here. 161 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:31,920 - Easy. - No ! 162 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,240 Not easy ! I'm sick of... 163 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,960 ...taking care... 164 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,800 ...of all your shit ! 165 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,480 At home, the other one does nothing at all. 166 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,760 You're totally assisted. 167 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,600 - I help. - We're talking about Luis. 168 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:45,920 We are all here... 169 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,280 ...to fix everything for Pipou. 170 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,360 Grocery, ironing, meals. 171 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,120 May he grow up a little bit ! - Call him otherwise. 172 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,800 - Maxine, take care of your own business. 173 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,880 You're too young. - She's right. 174 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,680 I'm not your wife, i'm your sister. 175 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,840 - WE are not your wifes. You're 44, it's time... 176 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,040 ...to find a wife who'll take care of all of this. 177 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:11,480 - I'm 43 and why are you getting upset? 178 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,560 - When someone's 43, he can do his own laundry, 179 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,360 ...his rent, his shits. 180 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,960 I mean all his life ! I'm 40 and it's as if i was the mother of everyone ! 181 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,800 I'm dead tired ! 182 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:24,880 Me, it's... 183 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,920 Over out, now. 184 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:34,400 I'm sick of incompetents ! - Luis is doing what he can... 185 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,080 - Ah... I was talking about you. 186 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,520 - Luis can't... 187 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,040 ...have a wife, he's too immature. 188 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,360 -You know nothing, you're not even 20. 189 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,200 - I know more than you who are 44 ! 190 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:46,400 - 43 ! 191 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:47,800 - It's the same. 192 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:49,600 - Oh, stop ! 193 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,200 - "In your ass" ! 194 00:09:56,400 --> 00:10:00,120 - Marie explained herself with her heart, 195 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,680 ...but she's right. 196 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,840 We don't have to take care of you anymore. 197 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,720 It's the duty of a wife. 198 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,360 Of your wife. 199 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,200 Special... 200 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,320 ...meeting of the G7 ! 201 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,480 "The boys", 202 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:15,080 ...clear away. 203 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,320 Issue of the day... - What woman ? 204 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:22,400 - Luis' wedding, who's for ? 205 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:23,600 - You bet ! 206 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:24,480 - What ? 207 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,920 - Adopted ! There, you go. 208 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,440 - And did you see Ga�l in London? - No. 209 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,640 - Is he allright? - I didn't see him ! 210 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,840 Why should have seen him ? It's over. 211 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,560 - You'll may find a boyfriend here. 212 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,960 Stay as long as you want... 213 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,640 -I like to be alone. 214 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,280 when i see some men... 215 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,680 Your fridge is always empty ! 216 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,680 - Turn the faucet off well in the bathroom. 217 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,120 There's a leak because the juncture is broken. 218 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:04,000 At the end of the year, it's 100 euros spent in the sink. 219 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,360 - A juncture costs only 3 euros. 220 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,880 -Hum yeah... you've grown a little bit more, no? 221 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,200 - Yes, of course. 222 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,240 In dad's view, out of the region of Bordeaux, everyone is savage people. 223 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,680 Imagine London ! For him, I'm a "punk junky". 224 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,720 - So...how's work ? - Well... 225 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,320 I'm looking for it, it's becoming more precise. Here. 226 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,840 Can you lend me 200 euros? 227 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,720 With this, i won't bother you anymore. -Well... 228 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:37,640 Yes, we'll talk about this later. What are you doing tomorrow ? 229 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,440 - I have several rendez-vous for some interviews. 230 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,680 - we'll talk about this the day after tomorrow then. - Ah ! 231 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,520 - Hello... Luis ? 232 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,760 - Yes. - Hello. 233 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,200 - Hello. - Jacinthe. 234 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:54,560 Like a saint. 235 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,760 We talked together on the internet yesterday. -It wasn't me. 236 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:03,000 - Aren't you Luis ? - Yes I am but you talked... 237 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,680 ...with one of my sisters. 238 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,160 - We talked about wedding, children... 239 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,440 - I can imagine that but it wasn't me. 240 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,000 - Really ? 241 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,520 - But i'm not against just having sex... 242 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,280 ...if you want. 243 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,200 You forgot your... 244 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,600 - Are you proud of you ? 245 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,240 - it's not going to last long. 246 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,680 - They were boring to death. 247 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:36,240 - I'm a first aid officer... - I met all their friends. 248 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,480 - I'm 33... - When i say all it's all. 249 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,960 - Excel, Word, office, Power Point... 250 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,480 - He told me: "You're pretty." 251 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,720 - Waouh ! - Even a pacs... PS: a pacs is a "wedding" for homosexuals 252 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,560 ...would have pleased them. PS: a pacs is a "wedding" for homosexuals 253 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,160 - Axelle, numbers. 254 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,280 - 31 girls. 255 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:01,760 He had a drink... 256 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,920 ...with 13, had dinner with 7 and had vomited on 1. 257 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,320 As a conclusion, not any serious relationship. 258 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,560 -The director of Neiko is coming. 259 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,920 - You can brush her off by yourself. 260 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,160 - Francis, Kirsten, my assistant. 261 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,920 - Nice to meet you. Pierre-Yves. 262 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,080 - Hello, Luis. 263 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,520 - Hello. - Hello. 264 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,960 - So, let's start... 265 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,960 You were happy since the beginning... 266 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,240 ...and now it's not good enough ? - I know. 267 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,880 The due dates are too soon. 268 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,400 Publicity and packaging are ready. Ok. 269 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,400 Clearly ? Well... then... 270 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,640 We are in the hot, surrounding, 271 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,640 ...copper and amber-colored touches, a wild and distinguished background. 272 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,880 This is for an easy-going man, 273 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,120 ...who fulfill his feminity. We also have a fizzy... 274 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,000 ...and green attack. 275 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,440 Something young,impish. 276 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,600 And i don't know... 277 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,240 We could try with some lavander... 278 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,480 -So, you're completely lost. 279 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,960 -Yes... 280 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:16,920 Yes ! 281 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,560 Please forgive us. 282 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,800 So much money is being invested. 283 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,240 We're going to continue our work, hum. 284 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,960 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 285 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,200 - Poh ! 286 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,080 She's wonderful, the assistant. 287 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,360 - Ah, no... 288 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:45,400 I don't like those big things with boobies. 289 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,760 - "Big things with boobies" ? Ah yes. 290 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:52,160 - What are you up to ? - i'm going to associate with an antiquarian. 291 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,360 It will be easier for me. 292 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,520 There will be many round-trip to Brazil. 293 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,720 It's long before finalizing. 294 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:04,400 Hou ! He knocks strongly ! That's funny, he's the third... 295 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:08,040 ...but it's always surprising. - Probably. 296 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,640 - Single parent, that's going to be more difficult. 297 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,560 It's normal to ask for some garanties. 298 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,440 - Of course, I clearly understand. 299 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:17,760 - Well... 300 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,000 - I'm looking for Pierre-Yves. 301 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,440 - This table just over there. - Thanks. 302 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,640 - Hello, I'm the s... - Don't tell me anything. 303 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,880 We chatted all night long, we talked about wedding, children. 304 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,080 So wedding, no, sex, yes. 305 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,320 - Only sex, it's okay for me. 306 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,000 Possibly, yes. we do this with 2, 3 friends ? 307 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,720 Euh... Because... 308 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:50,800 ...just two having sex is a little bit boring. The best is when we are 4. 309 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,920 Men who are... 310 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,400 ...snoging... It's exciting. 311 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,120 - Emmanuelle, my little sister. 312 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,560 - Luis, he's working with me. 313 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,560 Did you acquainted with each other ? - A little bit. 314 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,800 - I showed you some pictures. - Hum. 315 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,840 - She was really small... - Yes. 316 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,160 - Actually... forgive me. 317 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,720 - No, it's okay. 318 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,640 - I'm ashamed. 319 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,280 - I'm telling you it's okay. 320 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,640 - What... 321 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,560 - Hum...I insist, I'm really sorry. 322 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,600 - Stop! I should be. 323 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,080 - Why ? 324 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,680 - You looked really ridiculous. 325 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,480 - Well, i was actually really surprised. 326 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,640 - No, you were ridiculous. 327 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,560 - When was that ? 328 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,640 - Hum, nothing. 329 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,360 - Sandrine ? 330 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,480 - Yes ? 331 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,160 - Sandrine Bourrague. 332 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:04,680 Luis. 333 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:05,960 Luis Costa. 334 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,160 - Oh, Luis ! Hi. How are you ? 335 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,080 It's no more Bourrague, It's Philippi. 336 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,320 - What's up ? 337 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:18,200 - I have 4 kids. The eldest, C�line, is practising judo. 338 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:22,040 Matthias, the youngest, We're thinking about placing him... 339 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,400 ...in a school for gifted children. 340 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,920 Then Mathilde and Baptiste, it's ok. 341 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,360 We just came back from the "Club", You know ? It's top. PS: Club is for Club Med which is a holiday resorts 342 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,680 They take care of the children, we don't see them. 343 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,000 - No ! 344 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,760 And this is your dog ? - Yes, Ilia. 345 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,560 How much is it ? 346 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,520 57,90. - Can i ask you a question ? 347 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,800 - Of course. - Are you still angry with me? 348 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,440 - About what ? 349 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:54,200 - Well... well... you don't remember ? 350 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,360 - Listen, I really don't know. 351 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,640 Ah yes ! You splited up with me, didn't you ? 352 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,120 Hum... i'm correct ? 353 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,720 Well... do you have a bag ? 354 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,880 - Blonde or brown-haired ? Be more precise. 355 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,960 - Here, you're mute. - Do you prefer an artist ? 356 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,080 - Oh, oh ! 357 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,720 - We can give them an old version of "Tahar". 358 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,480 And there you go ! 359 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,280 - So ? - Annick isn't here ? 360 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,760 - No, depression. - What ? What depression ? 361 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,640 - It was okay yesterday. Finaly, her husband doesn't want anymore. 362 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:01,920 - Get married ? 363 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,600 - The wedding day. 364 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:04,960 No more news. 365 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,360 Annick had everything. 366 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,960 It's horrible ! 367 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,880 She doesn't want anything. 368 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,840 I don't take any single girl anymore. 369 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,400 Only married or lesbian girls. 370 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,120 - What girl ? - There's no girl. 371 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,560 - So why do you want to tell them that ? 372 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,440 - I found the plan to stay in peace. 373 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,800 Listen, I find a girl. - What kind of girl ? 374 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,280 - It doesn't matter. 375 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:34,200 I brief her to please to my mom and my sisters. 376 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,360 They love her and we decide to get married. 377 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:38,920 - With you don't know who ? 378 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:44,320 - We prepare the wedding, the announcements, everything... 379 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,920 And at the town hall, she doesn't come ! 380 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,560 She dumps me the day of the wedding. 381 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,480 Big depression, no one talk about wedding to me anymore. 382 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,040 Perfect ! 383 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,640 Wedding in one month, the 12th everything's over. 384 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:03,280 In Vegas, it would have been already over. - What about just saying: 385 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,480 "I don't want to get married" ? 386 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,440 - And what about paying a coffee sometimes ? 387 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,480 - Stop introducing me girls. 388 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,320 I met someone. 389 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,040 - What ? 390 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,280 - Tell us ! 391 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,920 - I waited to know if it was serious... 392 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,280 And it is. 393 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,880 - Really ? - What ? 394 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,640 - Yes... - Really ? 395 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,000 - In love ? - You know her since when ? 396 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,360 - Since a while. 397 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,280 - I ask to see. 398 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,480 - Will she please mom ? - Yes. 399 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:44,960 - We'll see. 400 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:49,160 - How about Petra ? - She has to be a little bit... 401 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,840 ...more sophisticated. 402 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,800 - Amber. - Yes... 403 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,640 500 euros per hour ! 404 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,240 - They don't put herselves out. 405 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,000 - Let's say 5000 euros per day, 406 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,760 ...3 weeks, it's 105000 euros. 407 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,480 I wear a wig and some fishnet tockings... 408 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,040 ...and i'll do it for you for this price. 409 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:11,920 SO... 410 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,920 - Or, we have Bellinda. - Oh... wait ! 411 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,680 A wig at this price... we can negociate. 412 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,000 - Where do those things come from ? 413 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,880 - Ah... sorry. 414 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,640 - Emma, yes. 415 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,360 Hurry, i'm in the middle of... yes. 416 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,360 I don't have any phone number. Why calling a taxi ? 417 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,920 Take the subway. 418 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,600 There are only two conections. 419 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,560 Ok, see you. 420 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,880 - So...Is your sister working ? 421 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,560 - Don't talk me about that, she sweats blood... 422 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:53,120 Ah well no... Oh no, no, no. 423 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,680 - You consider me... 424 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,040 ...as a slut ? 425 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,120 - I pay you to be my wife, nothing to do with what you say. 426 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,480 - Indeed ! 427 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,760 - You have to take this as a game, being paid. 428 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,960 - You watched too much... 429 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,720 ..."The Bachelor". - It's silly but... 430 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,160 ...I love "The Bachelor". - Hire a friend. 431 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,640 - "My wife" is supposed to disappear before the wedding. 432 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,800 I'm not going to hire a friend. 433 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,040 There's nothing funny... 434 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,040 ...frankly... I missed... 435 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,440 ...a joke ? 436 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,040 - Sorry but it's discouncerting. 437 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,440 - If you're not interested in... 438 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,360 - No, no ! So, well... 439 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,600 - Ok, 8 weeks. - Hum. 440 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,840 - 100 euros per hour by 24... - Where does this price list come from ? 441 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,760 - Euh, i leave you together, I'm aside. 442 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,400 - So 2400 by 7 days by 8 weeks... 443 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,880 - Woh, what are you doing ? 444 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,760 - I'm counting the hours. 445 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,960 - We aren't going to count the hours, 446 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,480 ...the minutes... 447 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,120 We settle a forfeiture. 448 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,920 - I'm not available 24/7! 449 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,800 - We have to agree on an amount of hours... 450 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,720 ..per day, for 8 weeks. 451 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,360 - Pfff... 2 months... 452 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,760 - Well, a regular day of 8h of working... 453 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,840 ...with a lunch break... 454 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,160 15000 euros per week. 455 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,360 - Pfff ! 456 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,920 - What ? 457 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,640 For 10 rendez-vous... 458 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,960 ...with my family and 4 smiles ? 459 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,840 1000 euros, It's already too much. 460 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,920 - To live in peace until the end of your life ? 461 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,240 It's nothing! 462 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,600 So 3000 per week. 3000 by... 463 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,400 ...8 weeks �quals 24000. 464 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,320 Let's say, 20000, I sell off ! 465 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:47,680 - We aren't going to agree. 466 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,920 - It's kind of complicated for a husband-to-be and his bride. 467 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,920 - Ok ! 468 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,040 This... 469 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,240 ...is my last price. 470 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,080 - Over my dead body. 471 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,640 - Yes ! 472 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,680 - Can i talk to you ? - Asshole ! 473 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,280 - The bitch denounced me. 474 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,080 - What ? - My ex-wife... 475 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,160 ...she denouced me at the fisc, I have a fiscal control. PS: the fisc is the nickname of the french fiscal administration) 476 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,120 She's such a bitch... She's such a bich, fuck ! PS: the fisc is the nickname of the french fiscal administration) 477 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,200 - Bitch... 478 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,680 - Such a bitch ! - Euh... 479 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,800 It's not the best moment but... 480 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,920 I'll need... 481 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,040 ...an advance on the bonus. - How much ? 482 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,800 - Actually, i'll need the bonus, 15000. 483 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,720 - Don't ever get married ! 484 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:50,600 Wait. 485 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,960 Barbara, it's Francis. 486 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,800 I thought we were adults, 487 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,600 ...that we still had some respect to each other. 488 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,480 I just realize that you really are... 489 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,160 ...such a fat bitch ! 490 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,480 - I'll do my very best on "Tahar"... 491 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,960 - Why me ? 492 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,080 There are 4 milliards of girls, i take the worst fat bitch ! 493 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,560 -Everything will be fixed soon. 494 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,000 Thanks. 495 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,760 - The idea is to meet regularly. 496 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,320 - But only two nights out on the town per week. 497 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,000 - We aren't going to write everything down. - What we can say, 498 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,360 ...we can write it down, 2 nights out on the town. 499 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,760 - In places that my sisters use to go in. 500 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,240 - Of course. 501 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,440 - Not any kisses with the tongue, - Not any smooches. 502 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,960 - No nicknames like "bichette", "mamour"... 503 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,960 - It won't have come naturally. 504 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,440 - Avoid "Luigi" and "Loulou" too. 505 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,480 - Where does it come from your firstname "Luis" ? 506 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,120 - Bah, it doesn't matter. - No, it does matter. 507 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,360 I inevitably asked you. - My father... 508 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,600 ...loved Luis Mariano. - Ah yes. 509 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,760 "Si tu vas � Rio" 510 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,400 - This is Dario Moreno. 511 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:28,720 - Maybe. 512 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,560 - It IS Dario Moreno. 513 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,720 - Anyways, what does your perfect wife ? 514 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,360 - She isn't tattooed, you'll have to hide this. 515 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,360 Otherwise... 516 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,760 ...coiffed, nails done, d�licate, feminine. 517 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,840 The minimum for a wife. 518 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,600 - Can i read or no ? 519 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,760 - Don't start... 520 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,280 ...with feminism, 521 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,600 ...the woman condition... 522 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,360 - It's ok... 523 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,880 I was trying to relax both of us. 524 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,640 - I'm very relaxed already. 525 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,920 I'm telling you what is... 526 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,560 ...unacceptable for my family. - I'm not dumb ! 527 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,000 - Yes but... 528 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,680 If there isn't any result, I owe you nothing. 529 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,680 - No, 40% guaranteed, result or no. 530 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,400 - 15 ? - No, 40 ! 531 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,760 - I'm rented, not amicably lended. 532 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:32,920 - Here. 533 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,440 - Read and approved. 534 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:39,080 - Ah... it has started ! Until tonight, 9pm. 535 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,520 - What are you going to wear tonight ? 536 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,000 - I think i'll go naked. 537 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,040 - In music, what is the band you like ? 538 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,840 "Garage in the machine" ? 539 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,920 - "Rage against the machine". - Ah yes. 540 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,920 And me, what is it ? - The Beatles, it's easy. 541 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,160 The morning, it's a dark coffee because of your cholesterol. 542 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,600 - Very glamour ! 543 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,520 - You hate hamsters. 544 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,440 - No, it's just that i'm uncomfortable with them. - Yeah. 545 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,760 - Your favorite smell ? 546 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,800 - Some paper smells. - Wrong answer ! 547 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,000 You should have said: "Yours, my love." 548 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:22,400 - I'm here. 549 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,600 - What is, Catherine ? 550 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,720 Ah yes, strictness. And Axelle, 551 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,240 ...the clothes store. - This is Carole ! 552 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,800 Smile, keep silence and let me speak. 553 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,920 - Are you nervous ? 554 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,320 - What is that ? - It's middle-age with you. 555 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,080 - Ah ! - Hello ! 556 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,680 - Hi. - Hi. 557 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,640 - Come inside, come inside. - Wait a minute ! 558 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,680 Everyone made free, that's great. 559 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:56,080 - I'm going to introduce you to everyone. - Well, Luis. 560 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,800 - No, she'll memorize only two names ! 561 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,680 - It's ok... You are Catherine. 562 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,040 - Yes. 563 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,720 - And... Maxine. 564 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,240 - Yes. Luis talked about so much, 565 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,240 ...that i have the feeling to know you. 566 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,760 Axelle ? She's very... she likes... 567 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,800 - Ok, let's go to the living room. 568 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,560 You can sit here. Emmanuelle, some wine ? 569 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,960 - I'd like some. Not too much... 570 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:28,960 - Oh ! 571 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,160 - She keeps straight, not like the other flaccid girl... 572 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,840 Nice smile, white teeth, recent tartar removal. 573 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,560 - Cheers ! - What is your job ? 574 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,280 - At the present time... 575 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,560 - Pipou, let her talk. - Don't let yourself be easy ! 576 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,080 - I restore ancient furniture. - Great ! 577 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,240 I'm teacher of EMT, with my 4e 7 class, PS: 4e is a middle school level 578 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,360 ...we're working on wood. PS: 4e is a middle school level 579 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,160 - Oh the anecdote, thanks ! - Forgive him. 580 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,000 - Job very interesting. 581 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,000 - A little bit young but she's a cute lady. 582 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,480 - Mouais, it's ok. 583 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,800 - Raw silk, she has taste. 584 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,760 - Of course, - Luis didn't tell us anything. 585 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,640 - How did you meet ? 586 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,000 - I'm Pierre-Yves' sister. 587 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,240 - "The best melons are not all from Cavaillon". PS: french proverb. Cavaillon is famous for its melons. 588 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,200 - WHat is this expression ? - It says that... 589 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,720 No need to... - Yes, the best... 590 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,760 ...are from Cavaillon, 591 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,360 ...like our parents. - Actually, 592 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,760 ...my dead husband... 593 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,880 ...was the best friend of my brother. 594 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,480 Love at first sight. 595 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,120 - Like us, hein, Pipou ? 596 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,640 - I like Pierre-Yves. 597 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,360 - He's a claw. 598 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,760 - What is it, a claw ? 599 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,120 - So, a claw... 600 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,880 - He's a little bit skinflint. - Ah ! 601 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,320 - No, actually, he's generous. 602 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,480 - He's providing housing for me. 603 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,320 - You aren't living together ? 604 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,480 - Soon, i hope. - Yes. 605 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,600 - Will he tolerate... 606 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,080 ...to be invaded ? 607 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,280 You'll know it... 608 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,120 ...in the next... - Everything's fine. 609 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,200 - Your parents, 610 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,880 ...what are they thinking about it ? 611 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,920 - They don't know it. 612 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,800 I see them... very rarely. 613 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,720 - No, really... - Ah ! 614 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,240 - No ? You aren't family. 615 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,760 - It's the contrary... 616 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,080 And when i see you all so united... 617 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,640 - It's a "Ch�teau Latour" ? 618 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,640 - Mom ? 619 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,520 - Ch�teau Latour, 1991. 620 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,840 - Bravo ! 621 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,640 - Come on ! 622 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,320 - My love ! 623 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,280 - We have to hurry because... 624 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:07,360 - Oh, cancel and stay with us. 625 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,000 - I can't,I promised Pierre-Yves. 626 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,120 - Come on. I hope i'll see you soon. 627 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,960 - You are going to be late. 628 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,360 - Let them ! 629 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:19,080 - Bye, my love. 630 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,640 - Bye, my love. 631 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,120 - It's 9:05, There is 1 h more. 632 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,160 - What ? - An hour which has begun is due. 633 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,320 - It runs in the family. - No, it's contractual. 634 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,440 - Tchao, Pipou. 635 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,440 - Bravo ! - It was high time ! 636 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,240 - Very cute ! - Do you like her ? 637 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,520 - 700 with the added hour. Thanks. 638 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,360 - Next time, i'll use a time switch. 639 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,880 - Where they happy ? - It's ok, so far. 640 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,400 Don't weaken. 641 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,480 Oh, such a stroke of luck for the wine ! 642 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,960 - It wasn't a stroke of luck. - Ah ? 643 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,760 - Oh yes, your parents' vineyard... 644 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,240 But nonetheless. 645 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,520 - Well... 646 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,760 - Do you want to have a drink, out of contract ? 647 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,520 - Don't confuse everything. 648 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:20,880 - No, to talk. 649 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,880 - About your family ? Your kids stories ? 650 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,040 I'm out of it. - I'm not a kid anymore. 651 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,120 I'm 43. - You don't seem. 652 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,200 - Do i look older ? - No. 653 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,960 Younger, very younger. - Everyone has is own problems. 654 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,880 - Ok, i'm leaving. 655 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,880 If we are being spyed... 656 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,720 It is... 657 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,400 It is... - Yes ? 658 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,040 - What do you think about it, Kirsten ? 659 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,040 Powerful at first smell, but doesn't last long. 660 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,400 - We are in the right way, but it's not strong enough. 661 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,920 - Voil� ! It doesn't last long. 662 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,760 You need to work a little bit more. 663 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,480 Find more persistent. 664 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,720 - We can refine the juice. - Develop it. 665 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,120 - Cat's pee, it's persistent. 666 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,040 - I'll have a question. - Yes ? 667 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,600 - Why... 668 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,600 ...you don't like me ? - I don't like you ? 669 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,760 - "Doesn't stay long", "Not powerful enough"... 670 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,520 A little bit rough, isn't it ? - Come closer. 671 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,240 Come closer. 672 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,320 "Promesse". 673 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,320 Yes. And it's from ? 674 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,520 Well... from me. 675 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,920 So... you see i like you. 676 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,600 - The last check-up is still missing. 677 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,400 - Ah... everything's fine. I'll bring it to you soon. 678 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,680 - Ok. 679 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,400 - I wanted to ask you... 680 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,240 I hear many different views. 681 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,760 For his arrival at home... 682 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:09,560 If he's used to some food... 683 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,280 - A brazilian child, 684 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,600 ...you don't have to force him to listen to Filberto Fil. 685 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,040 Just kidding. 686 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,040 There can be an adaptation time. 687 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,280 But i'm sure that, at the right time, 688 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,880 ...you'll find the right words. 689 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,600 - Yes, but i'd like to know the most i can... 690 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,320 - We aren't at this level yet. 691 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,360 Bring me your pay slip first. 692 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,080 - We are still negociating the contract, but it will be settled soon. 693 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,400 - Ok. 694 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,640 - Terminale L, What is that ? - Literary. PS: Terminale is the last class in high school. 695 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,320 - Do you like coriander ? - Yes. 696 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,280 - You, at least, you're cool. 697 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,880 - Come see mamie Genevi�ve, 698 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,600 ...go to play. Calm down. 699 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,880 - Wait... this is a Dirk Sch�nberger ! 700 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:01,840 - Yes. 701 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,440 - So, you don't wear it this way at all. 702 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,160 - Luis thinks it's crude. 703 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,040 - Help ! H�, Pipou ! 704 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,960 Since when you know fashion ? 705 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:17,280 Don't let you be easy. - The vinaigrette ! PS: vinaigrette is a french dressing. 706 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,880 - The wedding gets closer, calm down ! 707 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,000 - Your mom calls me endlessly. 708 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,240 I want more. 709 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,840 - A forfeiture is a forfeiture ! 710 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,160 Si la prestation change, le forfait aussi. 711 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,360 It's harassment, I want 20% more. 712 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,320 - It's a robbery ! 713 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,280 - We can argue... 714 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,080 - Fifteen. - Zero. 715 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,000 - Ok. - Here is the wine. 716 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,400 - 10%, is my last price. 717 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,080 - That's a deal. - SO, 718 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,240 ...the lovers, taste this. - Thank you. 719 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:04,040 - Wonderful, very good. - Is it expansive ? 720 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,760 - It's reasonable. 721 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,400 - But it's ok... 722 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:08,680 We take it. 723 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,360 - We can look for something younger. 724 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,800 - But no, Emma. We take it. 725 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,320 - How many guests planed ? 726 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,680 - Around 50. - For Emma's side. 727 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,200 Because for us, 250, 300... 728 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,160 Let's say, 729 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,840 ...350 maximum. 730 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,960 - SO 200 bottles. - No ! 731 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,600 - 400 with the champagne. And a good one ! 732 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,360 - We have thought of something a little bit intimate. 733 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,680 - With this wine, you'll need something garnished with truffles . 734 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,400 - It's not the season... - That's not a big deal ! 735 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,480 - I love truffles, good idea ! 736 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,240 - No need to ruin ourselves. 737 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:50,880 - I've been witing this for 15 years, so it doesn't matter. 738 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:55,560 At worst, i'll sell the apartment i was keeping for you. 739 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,480 - They are ruined themselves, Do you realize that ? 740 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,520 And you're preparing this with my sister ! 741 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,320 - By the way, you'll be my best man. 742 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,160 - I appriciate this, really. 743 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,440 - It's a fake wedding. - Yes. 744 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:18,680 - "March� Saint-Honor�" ? Ok, i'm coming. 745 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,120 Yes, Genevi�ve. 746 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,320 - Where are you going ? Trying the wedding dress. 747 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,280 - No need one, we don't care ! 748 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,680 That's a fake wedding ! - Yes. 749 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,760 Your mother and your sister are waiting for me... 750 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,480 ...at "Victoria". - It's so much expansive ! 751 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,560 - I know. 752 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,760 - It's so touching. - Don't move or i'll hit you. 753 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,600 - Hou hou ! 754 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,640 - Who is this ? 755 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,840 - The woman... 756 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,720 ...of the adoption agency. - What ? 757 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,760 - We are going to adopt a dog. - Ah. 758 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,600 - How are you ? - I'm fine. 759 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,040 - Such a surprise ! 760 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,560 - I'm looking for some sugar-coated pills. - Here is the best caterer. 761 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,360 Ask Andr� from me. - Thanks. 762 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,680 - Mme Lebrun. - Genevi�ve Costa. 763 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:23,640 - The future... 764 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:24,840 ...mother-in-law. 765 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,480 And here is Marie, 766 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,640 ...Maxine, Carole, Axelle, Catherine. 767 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,680 - The future sisters-in-law. 768 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,720 - Are you going to get married ? It's very good for... 769 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,480 ...your file. - Is a file necessary ? 770 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,320 - Well... yes, nonetheless. 771 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,800 - When i was young, we could easily find people who wanted to... 772 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,960 ...get rid of some. - It depends on the race. 773 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,840 - Yes, it's important, the race. - No, we don't care. 774 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,880 - Yes, a bastard, it's good. They are... 775 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,160 ...smart. 776 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,880 - Well let's go. - Goodbye. 777 00:39:59,280 --> 00:39:59,960 - Goddbye. 778 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,480 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 779 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,080 - Luis Costa ? 780 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:55,640 - It's me. 781 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,240 - You receive... 782 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,000 ...your mail here ? - That's surprising ! 783 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,840 - Yes, it's true. 784 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,640 - No ! But why... 785 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,880 Why me ? 786 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,880 - Luis, what's going on ? 787 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:24,480 - It's Emma. 788 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,880 She's not coming. 789 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:28,880 "This wedding is... 790 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,440 "...a bad idea. 791 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,560 Emma." 792 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,600 - It's a joke. 793 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,680 - No ! - And she was right ! 794 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:42,800 - What ? 795 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,400 - You're miserable. 796 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,320 - What did I do ? 797 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,840 - Well look ! 798 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,200 - Look. 799 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,200 - When did you take this ? 800 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,120 - No ! - What no ? 801 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,200 - Loser ! I thought it would be ok. 802 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,120 I wanted to make you an album. 803 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,520 Disgusting ! 804 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,280 Don't deny ! - A colleague ? 805 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,240 - Yes. 806 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,440 - Mom, are you all right ? Mom ! 807 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,040 - What are they doing ? 808 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,960 - Calm down, It's going to be fine. 809 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,640 - So ? - The shock has been hard. 810 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,000 Her state is serious, but stable. 811 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,320 We'll do what's necessary. 812 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,600 You can visit her. 813 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,640 Sorry for the wedding. 814 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,520 - I'm going. - Come on. 815 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,600 - Emma... Emma ! 816 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:07,680 Emma ! 817 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:12,560 - Mom is going to die because of you. 818 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,440 - So you do how you want, 819 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,120 ...but you bring Emmanuelle back. 820 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,320 - Come on! 821 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,560 - what do the doctors say ? - They don't know. 822 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,920 - It's horrible. 823 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,240 I'm sorry. 824 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,600 I like her very much. - She asks for you. 825 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,680 - Isn't she in the coma ? - She keeps saying your name. 826 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:46,920 - Shit... 827 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,120 - What will i tell her ? 828 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,600 - That we are together again. I have a plan. 829 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,240 - We must stop, we caused enough damages. 830 00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,120 - Just for more few days. 831 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,760 - I've written a second contract on the basis of the first one. 832 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,520 - But your mother is in the coma ! 833 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,000 - Don't worry, it's psychosomatic. 834 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,880 What are you affraid of, hein ? 835 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:18,000 We aren't going to get married. I like girls with boobs. 836 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,360 - Me, men with guts. PS: In french "couilles" means balls (by opposition to boobs) 837 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,360 I've fulfilled my contract, i'm disappearing. see you. PS: In french "couilles" means balls (by opposition to boobs) 838 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:32,080 - Ah, fuck... Such a crap city ! 839 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:36,360 I prefered the others. Well, anyways. 840 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,040 - I learned for your wedding. 841 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,760 It isn't very reassuring for your file. 842 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,280 - But... 843 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:49,400 - Actually, what is your situation ? - My situation ? 844 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:53,320 - Are you married ? single ? It's confused. 845 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,440 - No, but... 846 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,880 The wedding isn't canceled, it's postponed. 847 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,240 My mother-in-law had a heart attack... a malaise. 848 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,720 As soon as she's better, we are going to get married. 849 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,600 - Hum... it doesn't look simple. Where are you living ? 850 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,280 - In the 11e. - No... PS: 11e is for the 11e urban district of Paris. 851 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,360 I meant, with your husband ? Will he adopt the child ? PS: 11e is for the 11e urban district of Paris. 852 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,840 - Of course ! We are preparing his room. 853 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,160 - "Of course" ! Nothing is obvious for me. 854 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:23,720 - For the time being... 855 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,600 A�e ! - What ? 856 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,480 - The baby is giving some kicks. 857 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,880 Your file will be in stand-by, it's not clear. 858 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,640 Sorry. 859 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,440 - How are you ? 860 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,920 - I'm better. Why are you here ? 861 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,000 - I was worried. 862 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,920 SO, are we talking about the contract ? 863 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,040 - I rented you, and it was expansive, so that... 864 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,200 ...you were going to be the perfect wife. 865 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,200 The thing is that it worked because everyone thinks you're... 866 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,840 ...perfect. - I think it's obvious. 867 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:18,080 - But they want to kill me because i let you go. 868 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,280 - Yes, so ? 869 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,480 - So, new plan, a very smart plan... 870 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,680 You come back with me, but you've changed. 871 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:35,120 You are execrable, a freak, an horror. 872 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,760 They beg me to split up with you. 873 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:40,760 Ok ? 874 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,120 Nobody tells me about wedding anymore. 875 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:48,040 - You are cockeyed. 876 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,640 I'll live with you. - What ? 877 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,880 Why ? 878 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,480 - They will imagine you stuck with a witch. 879 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,000 It will thus mean more pressure. 880 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,360 - Ok, but we'll deduct a part of the rent. 881 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,200 - I'll have my room. 882 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:09,840 - But no meals. 883 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,600 - No problems. - Are you ready ? 884 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,240 - Mom. 885 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,680 Look who is there. 886 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,560 - Emma ! - Hello. 887 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,840 - This is the duplicate of the caretaker's keys. 888 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:15,360 - Not bad... 889 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,560 ...here. 890 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,800 - In the bathroom, you have... 891 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,160 ...to turn off the faucet well. There's a leak, 892 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,480 - It's 100 euros. - No, it leaves some traces, 893 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,600 ...I don't like that. 894 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,880 - How many rooms are there ? - One. 895 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,760 and a sofa. 896 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,360 - Try to not make a mess. 897 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:40,440 - Is it the first time that someone settle here ? 898 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:43,040 - Yes and it will be the last. 899 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:44,960 - A visit ? - Hum. 900 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,040 - My office. - I like it. 901 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,360 It could be another room. - Yes, but no. 902 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,080 - Shit, Axelle with my laundry. 903 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:00,280 - I'm really bad parked. 904 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,280 Emma ! How are you ? - Good. 905 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,680 - That's a pleasure to hear that. 906 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,320 - Do you want a coffee ? - No thanks, i'm late. 907 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:14,440 - "a coffee" ? And what about some coins in the parking meter ? 908 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:15,920 - 2 secondes ! 909 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:18,640 See you the lovers. 910 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,360 - I'm going to poop. 911 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,200 - Oh, well... see you ! 912 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,680 - "I'm going to poop." 913 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,160 That's all you found ? - Give me some time, I'm warming up. 914 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:38,320 - You have to think like they think, ok ? 915 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,440 I'm sensitive to smells, so... 916 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,440 ...the cigarette... 917 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,480 You have to be... 918 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,720 ...in their mind. 919 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,480 To repel someone... Excuse me. 920 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,400 My working tools. 921 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,480 Stay focus. 922 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,480 To repel someone, 923 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,840 ...you have to know his taste. - No. 924 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:04,840 - Yes. 925 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,160 - No. 926 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:07,720 - Yes. 927 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:08,880 - No. 928 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:10,280 - Of course yes. 929 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,040 - No. 930 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:14,880 - Yes. 931 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,080 - No. 932 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:18,480 - Anyways... 933 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:20,680 The idea is to... 934 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,600 ...systematically, one after another, 935 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,240 ...hurt the sensible point. 936 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:29,040 First, Carole. 937 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,400 No, everything's ugly. 938 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:35,040 - A day without ! - No, everything's really ugly. 939 00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:42,640 Oups ! 940 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:43,800 - Oh ! 941 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,480 - Sorry. Well... 942 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:47,720 I'm leaving. 943 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,880 I'm gonna have my hair removed from my pussy. 944 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:58,440 - What ? She's crazy, She's insane. 945 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,000 I'm calling her right away. 946 00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:04,640 - No, be nice with her. - Bring her some flowers. 947 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,360 - What ? - And beautiful ones. 948 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,680 - She came back for mom. Not for you - She's hurt. 949 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,200 - I'm the one who's hurt. 950 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,360 - For you, it's chronical. - The story with Kristen... 951 00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,080 - It's here, here ! It's "Kirsten" ! 952 00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,760 - There's nothing between us. 953 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,560 - And the pictures ? - And what ? 954 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,480 - We can see a kiss... - We can see you ridiculous like a male pigeon... 955 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,440 ...in front of his female pigeon. 956 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,480 She felt betrayed. 957 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,280 - What did i do to deserve this ? 958 00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,480 Your selfishness almost killed mom. 959 00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:39,040 - You will soon... 960 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,440 ...be considered as an old handsome guy. 961 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:45,000 - We found you a great girl. 962 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,080 - I found her. - Oh, don't start with it. 963 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,960 - And then, well... - pouf pouf, ok. 964 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,520 You're right, i screwed up. 965 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,800 From now on, I'll be careful. 966 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:00,840 - What from now on ? 967 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,800 - With the next girl i meet. 968 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,680 - You're dumb ! - You aren't going to leave... 969 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,240 ...Emma ! - Apologize. 970 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,040 - Get along ! 971 00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,520 - We see you for Marie's birthday. 972 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,800 You'll apologize in front of everyone. 973 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,040 - Emma ! 974 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:18,960 - Emma ! 975 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:23,840 - Emma ! 976 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:30,920 It's a total failure. 977 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:34,480 My sisters think you wanted to piss me off. 978 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:35,880 - We are forgiving you, 979 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,840 ...you are awesome. 980 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,120 - That's nice. 981 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:40,640 - Yeah, great. 982 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:44,880 - What do i do ? 983 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,360 - WHat are those smells ? 984 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,160 - Emma, come ! 985 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,240 - What is that ? 986 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:04,480 - I'm restoring an ancient piece of furniture. 987 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:06,080 - Here ? 988 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:08,960 - Yes, it doesn't bother. 989 00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,000 - What ? It's here that it... 990 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,480 ...bothers the most ! 991 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,840 - It's where i'm working ! - I'm working too. 992 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,360 I restore ancient furniture. 993 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,160 - In my office. 994 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:26,360 Do you know what kind of pollution your chemical products represent? 995 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:27,960 - It's killing my nose. 996 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,360 - Oh, calm down, you're so squeamish ! 997 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,320 - We have a contract 998 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:33,960 - It doesn't say anything... 999 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:35,080 ...on my job. 1000 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,760 I'm playing my role, I restore ancient... 1001 00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,000 ...furniture ! 1002 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,120 Sorry to be credible ! 1003 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,880 - I can't work... 1004 00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:48,320 ...in olfactory hostile surroundings. 1005 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,560 - Have you ever seen the baby ? 1006 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,560 - Only in video, but I'm going to see him soon. 1007 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,600 - The first meeting must be... - Hum. 1008 00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,360 - What's his name ? - Sandro. 1009 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,560 - Where is he in Brazil ? 1010 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:02,800 - Excuse me. 1011 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,040 - Go ahead. 1012 00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:07,080 - Yes ? - It's Luis. 1013 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,000 I wanted to apologize for yesterday. 1014 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,560 I was an idiot. Would you accept... 1015 00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:18,840 ...my invitation to a restaurant, with me tonight ? 1016 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,240 A very nice restaurant. 1017 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,480 The head-cook will cook something just for you. 1018 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,400 - A one-to-one ? 1019 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:29,120 - Well. 1020 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:32,200 - The violet, 1021 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,360 ...doesn't want to be smelled. 1022 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,760 - Really ? - Her particularity... 1023 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,680 ...is to block the smell's receptor les r�cepteurs de l'odorat. 1024 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:46,120 When you smell it, you can't smell it again suddenly. 1025 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:50,720 You'll have to wait to be able to smell it again. 1026 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,320 - That's weird. - Yes, it's violet. 1027 00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:01,440 - The sensation of a souvenir... intangible. 1028 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:05,960 - I love... 1029 00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:07,240 ...this part. 1030 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,560 - What is this movie ? - "Muthu", 1031 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,200 ...a culte indian movie. 1032 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:14,880 - "Muthu" ? 1033 00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,040 - "A table", it's ready. 1034 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,120 It's better hot. 1035 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,920 - Is this scallop-shell ? 1036 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,480 - Yes. Do you like truffles ? PS: He said "tu" 1037 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:31,840 - Are we on familiar terms ? 1038 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,080 - Yeah. 1039 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:42,000 You take a small piece of each thing. 1040 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,000 You create your own mix of flavours. 1041 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,240 Excuse me... 1042 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:51,480 All� ? 1043 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,840 Now ? 1044 00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,480 Ok, understood. 1045 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,280 I have to work. 1046 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,400 - At this time ? 1047 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:05,800 I'm not going to eat alone ! 1048 00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,600 - Francis needs a hand. 1049 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,440 - Here... 1050 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,120 - Ok well... 1051 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:17,520 - See you later. 1052 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,120 - Such a shame. - Yes. 1053 00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:20,760 - You'll tell me... 1054 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:22,840 ...the end. - They all die. 1055 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,200 - Do it, the complete thing Like this. 1056 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,880 - No, slowly. - Ok, push ! 1057 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,440 - No, boys, the sofa at the entrance ! 1058 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,440 - He starts to piss me off, Francis. 1059 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,440 To empty his whole flat before the control, 1060 00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:54,920 ...it's precipitous. - Yes. 1061 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,600 - When was made this thing ? 1062 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,880 - This, is... 1063 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,160 when we used to make heavy stuff. - Emma would know. 1064 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,040 - Put down, put down ! 1065 00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:08,200 - How is it going ? - Great. 1066 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,960 - She doesn't talk you too much about Ga�l ? - Who's that ? 1067 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:16,360 - He's her ex from Bali. She didn't tell you about him ? 1068 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:20,280 - She doesn't talk about the beach attendant. - No ! 1069 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:24,200 - Ga�l, he's an internet millionaire. 1070 00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,000 40 years old, cultured. 1071 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,600 I really liked him. 1072 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,880 She did less, because "ex". 1073 00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,200 Did it last long ? - 5 years. 1074 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,240 - They were supposed to get married, She loved him. 1075 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,280 - She didn't tell you about him ? - No ! 1076 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,120 You aren't going to ask 50 times. 1077 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,760 H� ! 1078 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,400 I'm carrying Gulliver's toothpick alone ! 1079 00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:00,640 - It's ok. 1080 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:05,480 - And so ? - She was crazy in love with him. 1081 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,600 And she let without warning him. 1082 00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:12,440 She was fed up with waiting him to conceive a baby with her. 1083 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:16,040 - Yes, Didn't he want one ? - I don't think so. 1084 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,520 - However, she only thinks about it. 1085 00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:21,640 That's why she's adopting. 1086 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,040 - She's adopting ? - Yes, she is. 1087 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:43,920 - How are you ? 1088 00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:46,000 - Ah ! Hello. 1089 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:48,720 - Pretty, your child bed. PS: he said "votre" 1090 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,320 - Do we adress as "vous" today ? 1091 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,840 - No, well... How is it going ? 1092 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,680 - Fine, I'm going to paint it. 1093 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,200 - Boy or girl ? 1094 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,960 - A boy, the child of a friend. 1095 00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,120 - Of a friend. Hum. 1096 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:19,880 - I'll lend you this book. 1097 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,000 - When you tell it, it's boring. 1098 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:24,720 - We say: "J'ai la dent molle." PS: The real French expression is "avoir la dent dure" 1099 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:27,480 - We never say it. In which... 1100 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,120 - We also say: "J'ai la main dure." PS: The real french expression is "avoir la main molle" 1101 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,800 - Axelle isn't ignoring you, you know. 1102 00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:59,760 - Everything's fine actually. 1103 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:03,120 - I think you're really pretty. 1104 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,160 - Really ? 1105 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,600 Well, thanks. 1106 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,840 That's a dress I bought... 1107 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,280 - Happy Birthday. 1108 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,840 - Genevi�ve, let's talk about heritage. 1109 01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,200 You're not immortal. 1110 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:38,240 - Tss, tss. 1111 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:39,680 - Well, Emma ! 1112 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:40,960 - You can't say this ! 1113 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,320 - Carole ! Mrs Tolerance... 1114 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,240 ...usually. 1115 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,320 No, - Emma is right. 1116 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,680 No tabou amoung the family. 1117 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:50,760 Well ! 1118 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:51,960 By the way ! 1119 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:55,000 The Costa diamond will go to Luis' wife. 1120 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,240 - Honey, i'll give you the aquamarine of my mom. 1121 01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:03,200 - Ah...yes... I'm dreaming. 1122 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,320 It's not against you, 1123 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:06,880 ...Emmanuelle, 1124 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,720 ...but i love this diamond. - Oh l� l� ! 1125 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:13,120 My daughters are crazy. - Such a nice... 1126 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,320 ...ambiance ! - It's enough. 1127 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,400 - What ? - What's going on ? 1128 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,600 - She's ill-bred. - H� ! 1129 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,560 - Sorry... - Ben, Luis ! 1130 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,800 - Come, we're leaving. - what ? 1131 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:25,480 - She wants to stay. 1132 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:32,200 - If you poop on the table, they would say: "Oh, she's eaten well." 1133 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,040 - I would have loved doing this at my parents'. 1134 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,200 They are annoying like hell. 1135 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,000 It's a failure, hein ! 1136 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,440 No ? - Yes, it's a failure. 1137 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:49,720 But not that much... With my sisters, it's going pretty well. 1138 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,440 - But with your mother, no. - Yes, my mom... 1139 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:57,680 - You can't wait to see Luis. 1140 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,280 - Yihou ! 1141 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,120 - Yihou ! 1142 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:04,280 - Luis, Emma ! 1143 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:07,760 It's mummy ! 1144 01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:16,920 - A�e, a�e ! 1145 01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:19,680 - Yiha, yihou ! 1146 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,360 Harder ! 1147 01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:23,120 Yiha ! 1148 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:37,280 It's good, you have to add spice to yoru relationship. 1149 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:38,920 Here, me, 1150 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:40,400 ...I don't look like... 1151 01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:42,040 Well, 1152 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:43,760 ...with Hercules... 1153 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:45,040 - Mom, 1154 01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:46,120 ...it's ok. 1155 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:49,280 - With Hercules, what we loved, is... 1156 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,400 - No, it's enough ! 1157 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,120 - Oh come on ! 1158 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,880 Once... the children... 1159 01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,160 ...weren't far... 1160 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,800 - I'm not listening, la la... - Ok ! 1161 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,000 Oh l� l�, He's narrow-minded ! 1162 01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:10,680 - Well i think you have better things to do than listen to me... 1163 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:13,040 Goodbye ! - Goodbye. 1164 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,560 - Have fun ! 1165 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,480 - Ah ! You hurt me with the celery. 1166 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:37,800 - I'm fed up with this, now. - Fed up with what ? 1167 01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,360 - Fed up with acting. 1168 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,320 PLaying the bitch, It costs me. PS: She's meaning that it's hard for her but in french she uses "cost" 1169 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:44,680 - And me ! PS: She's meaning that it's hard for her but in french she uses "cost" 1170 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,240 - It sounds like Pierre-Yves. 1171 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,960 - 15000 euros. - Yes, 1172 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,120 ...precisely ! 1173 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:54,360 - 15000 euros !You really are pathetic ! 1174 01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:56,560 You spend... 1175 01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:00,480 ...a fortune, just to not brave your family ! 1176 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,600 - And you, instead of conceiving a baby, 1177 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,200 ...you go and buy one. 1178 01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,800 I'm sorry, i didn't mean to... 1179 01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:19,120 - It's mean. - Yes, it's mean. 1180 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,440 - No, but... please forgive me. 1181 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:26,520 - Well, it's ok. 1182 01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:29,280 Go wear underwears. 1183 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,440 - Ouah ! Are we going out ? You should have told me. 1184 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,320 - I'm going out. I'm having dinner with Ga�l, my ex. 1185 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:56,800 He's in Paris. - Ah, Ga�l..."The" Ga�l. 1186 01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,560 And where does he stay ? 1187 01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:02,880 To the Ritz ? The Plaza ? The Costes ? 1188 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:05,320 Does he own rooms at the Meurice. 1189 01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:08,480 - You're jealous ! 1190 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,520 - Not at all. "Help me", no connections. 1191 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,440 - I'm going to get prepared. 1192 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,240 If he rings, open. 1193 01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:17,000 - Of course. 1194 01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:19,440 I'll take his coat. 1195 01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,240 and i'll offer him a cocktail. 1196 01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:22,480 to Ga�l ! 1197 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,080 Ga�l ! 1198 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:29,240 - Goodnight, I'm coming for... 1199 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,280 - Emmanuelle ? She's coming. 1200 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:32,240 Come in. 1201 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:34,720 She's getting prepared. 1202 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:37,960 I'm not the majordomo. 1203 01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:40,560 I have nor champagne, or Martini-Fin. 1204 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,320 - Ga�l. You are Luis ? - Yes. 1205 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:46,640 - Emma told me she lived in your flat. - Yes. 1206 01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:51,000 - We aren't all living in palaces. - We are better at friends'. 1207 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,560 - I'm sleeping at some friends' in the 9e. PS: 9e urban district of Paris. 1208 01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:55,800 - Oh really ? I thought that... 1209 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:57,240 - You were wrong. 1210 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:58,920 - Hi. 1211 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,000 - So, are we going ? - Yes. 1212 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,320 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 1213 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:22,440 - "Muthu". 1214 01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:30,640 - Ah, it's you ? 1215 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,520 - I fell asleep. 1216 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,520 - Me too, in the taxi. 1217 01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:42,400 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 1218 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,200 - We finish the contract tomorrow ? - Yes. 1219 01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,200 - The book i told you about. 1220 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,800 - Ah yes ! - It's no more edited. I lend it to you. 1221 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:04,920 - Thanks. 1222 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:11,800 - There is more gratin left. Come on ! 1223 01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:13,560 Who wants some more ? 1224 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,360 - Please. - Ah ? 1225 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,800 - Yes ? - Emma wants to say something. 1226 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:21,880 - Are you pregnant ? 1227 01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:25,360 - An alien in the belly, boobs that breaks, 1228 01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:26,760 ...pucke, non ! 1229 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:27,920 We're adopting. 1230 01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:29,160 - Awesome ! 1231 01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:33,960 - That's wonderful. 1232 01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,680 - You're father would be proud of you. Thanks ! 1233 01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:40,840 - Where does the child come from ? 1234 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,720 - From Brasil. - A girl or a boy ? 1235 01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:44,560 - A boy. - Yes ! 1236 01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:48,560 - An his firstname ? - Jean-Claude ! 1237 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,720 - Raoul, that's pretty, Raoul ! 1238 01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:53,960 - G�rard ! 1239 01:08:54,480 --> 01:08:56,320 - Very funny. - No, Fernand ! 1240 01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:59,040 - Oh yes, Fernand ! My little Fernand ! 1241 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,200 - There isn't worse than Fernand ! 1242 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:02,280 - There isn't worse. 1243 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:03,400 - Yes, there is Adolf. 1244 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:04,560 - Or Hercules ! 1245 01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:06,720 Hercules Costa ! 1246 01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:08,760 Hercules ! "la loose"... 1247 01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,040 Hercules... 1248 01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:14,680 2 who take him, 3 who fuck him ! PS: "Hercule" and "encule" (fuck) finish by the same sound 1249 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:35,320 - I know. 1250 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:38,120 Mom, i know. I told her. 1251 01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:42,440 You can't condemn someone at his first mistake. 1252 01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:45,960 Mom ! Wait ! 1253 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,720 I have 2 pieces of news. 1254 01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:54,720 One good and one good. 1255 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,040 The good one first ? 1256 01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:59,720 They don't want to see you anymore. 1257 01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:02,000 Wedding is no more planned. 1258 01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:05,520 Yes ! 1259 01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:06,760 Yes ! Yes ! 1260 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:08,240 Here. 1261 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:10,040 To our success. 1262 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:12,120 - Thanks. 1263 01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:14,200 - To our liberty. 1264 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,000 - The bubbles are really thin. 1265 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,240 - Oh, shit ! - Ah no, come on. 1266 01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,160 - It doesn't bother me, actually. - What ? 1267 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:32,680 - You're lousy ! 1268 01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:36,160 - But you ! 1269 01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:46,560 - Wait, what's the plan ? 1270 01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:48,240 - What ? 1271 01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,680 - You kiss me and then what ? 1272 01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:53,640 - I don't know, we... 1273 01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:56,040 - "we" nothing, wait ! 1274 01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:59,720 Your family hates me, and you want to kiss me. 1275 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:01,800 What is your plan ? 1276 01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:05,040 - I have no plan. 1277 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:10,320 - What are you goint to tell them ? 1278 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:14,400 "She was drugged during three days, now she's feeling better" ? 1279 01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:17,920 "It was a TV candid camera. Funny, isn't it ?" 1280 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:18,960 - No, no. 1281 01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:22,040 - I'm going to say... 1282 01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:25,440 I'm going to say... - Say what ? 1283 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:27,560 - "Here is Emma, I'm with her." 1284 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,120 - I'm going to say... 1285 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,520 - It's her or us, Luis. 1286 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,920 - Why, her or us ? 1287 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,600 - You heard me well. 1288 01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:43,800 - Why should i chose ? 1289 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,360 "why ?" 1290 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:46,680 The voices gets louder. 1291 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:49,480 - It should have been tensed. - The hysteria ! 1292 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:53,240 - So ? - It's useless to talk to them now. 1293 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:57,840 I thought that we could secretly meet for 2 or 3 months. 1294 01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:00,920 Like this, we could live in peace and secretly. 1295 01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:03,160 Furthemore, it's a little bit exciting, isn't it ? 1296 01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:06,360 What ? 1297 01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:10,920 - I want my 15000. 1298 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:13,720 - Bah... 1299 01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:15,000 What do you mean ? 1300 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:16,120 - Luis ! 1301 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:22,120 Taxi ! 1302 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,080 - Waouh ! - Yes, hein ? Waouh. 1303 01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:53,640 - It's wonderful. Subtle, light, strong... 1304 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,760 - If the president's wife likes... 1305 01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:58,320 - She loves. - How did you do ? 1306 01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:01,520 - There are animal and feminime touches. 1307 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:03,560 And this background ? An oil... 1308 01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:06,320 ...heady but volatile. What is it ? 1309 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:08,040 - Some turpentine. 1310 01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:10,840 No, I'm just kidding. 1311 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,080 - We aren't revealing all our secrets. 1312 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:18,200 - Ladies, gentlemen ! I made a decision. 1313 01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:20,680 I'm going to get all this repainted in mauve ! 1314 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:23,000 Well eat, otherwise we throw in the garbage ! 1315 01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:25,360 This profusion of buffets ! 1316 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:27,120 It costs really much ! 1317 01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,280 While with this money... 1318 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:31,960 - In this job, we spend too much. 1319 01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:33,520 - Ah, thanks ! 1320 01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:36,440 - When i say this, they say i'm skinflint. 1321 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:39,400 - No, it's only some anti-consumerism. 1322 01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:41,840 - Some anti-consumerism. 1323 01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:45,760 - Ah but, of course. It's exactly this. 1324 01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:51,680 - Have a drink. 1325 01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:14,280 - Are you ok ? 1326 01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:20,440 - You like "those big things with boobies" ? 1327 01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,600 - No, but she's nice. 1328 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:26,440 We were talking about... We share many things, actually. 1329 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:29,960 - Apparently, she looks interested. 1330 01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:32,840 - If i absent myself for 1 h, will she be still here ? 1331 01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,080 - Why absent yourself 1 h ? Stay here. 1332 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:37,520 - Emma has her rendez-vous with the DDASS. PS: the DDASS is the rench institution for adopting children. 1333 01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:39,520 - What do i do with this ? Garbage ? 1334 01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:41,400 I'll fold it in a paper boiler ? 1335 01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:43,040 No...You lied to me. 1336 01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:46,200 You told me stories with your pseudo-husband. 1337 01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:53,280 Listen, here... I have... 1338 01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:54,640 - Sorry. 1339 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,520 Impossible to park the car ! 1340 01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:58,000 How are you my love ? 1341 01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,400 - Euh... you are ? 1342 01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:02,480 - Sorry, Luis Costa. 1343 01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:03,480 The husband. 1344 01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:05,160 I mean, the futur husband... 1345 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:06,440 ...of Emmanuelle. 1346 01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:18,000 - I'm sorry... I think I just broke my waters. 1347 01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:19,320 - Really ? 1348 01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:20,440 That is to say ? 1349 01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,200 I'll drive you. 1350 01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:24,200 Which clinic ? - lsis. 1351 01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:25,640 - Are you parked far ? 1352 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,880 - No. - Can you take my things ? 1353 01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:29,160 - Yes. - Thanks. 1354 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:53,440 Pardon, je me lasse pas de le regarder. 1355 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:55,880 - So ? 1356 01:16:58,920 --> 01:16:59,800 - Approuved. 1357 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:03,280 - Thanks. 1358 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:06,080 - Thanks to Francine Lebrun, most of all. 1359 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:09,520 Look inside. 1360 01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,400 - What is it ? 1361 01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,160 - It's a piano ! 1362 01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:23,280 - I made it... 1363 01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:24,840 ...especially for you. 1364 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:47,560 When are you... 1365 01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:50,480 ...going to Brazil ? - I don't know... 1366 01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:54,440 As soon as possible, tomorrow, or the day after. 1367 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:08,920 Stop the car here. 1368 01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:19,240 Thanks. 1369 01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:54,360 - What is he doing ? - He convoks us and he's not here ! 1370 01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:56,040 - So, Pipou ? 1371 01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:57,080 - No ! 1372 01:18:57,360 --> 01:18:58,720 Not Pipou ! Enough Pipou ! 1373 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:00,000 It's over Pipou ! 1374 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:01,920 Luis ! No more Pipou ! 1375 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,800 Listen to me carefuly, all of you ! 1376 01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,040 I rented Emma. 1377 01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:08,920 I rented her. 1378 01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:12,000 To be the one you expected, 1379 01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:15,440 ...so that she wouldn't come to the wedding, 1380 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:17,040 ...i would have been weighed down... 1381 01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,960 ...and you would have stopped to whipsaw me ! 1382 01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:24,400 I know, it's pathetic. 1383 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:25,560 It worked, 1384 01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:27,200 ...you loved her. 1385 01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:30,720 And i rented her another time so that you would hate her. 1386 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,480 And then, it worked. 1387 01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:33,480 Ok ? 1388 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:37,440 But i don't care anymore if... 1389 01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:39,400 ...you like her or not. 1390 01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:42,960 And these closed curtains, i can't bear it anymore ! 1391 01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:44,360 - Ah ! 1392 01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:46,160 - No. what's going on ? 1393 01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:48,640 - No, not any malaise. Sit down. 1394 01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:49,800 You're making my head spin ! 1395 01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:51,480 I'm finishing. 1396 01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:53,720 Then, you can die. 1397 01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:58,480 I like Emma, I do. Like she is. 1398 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,760 So, the issue of the day, is "i love her". 1399 01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:04,520 I'm going to do what i can to take her back. 1400 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,640 If it works, i'm going to spend my life with her. 1401 01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:08,720 Adopted. 1402 01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:15,360 Mom, I don't have to chose. It's her and you. 1403 01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:19,040 I decide my life. Like this, i will be happy. 1404 01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:31,480 And it doesn't prevent me from loving you too ! 1405 01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:39,760 - I was bringing back... 1406 01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:41,760 ...Maxine's book. 1407 01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:45,720 - Well. 1408 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,560 - Voila... I present you to Emma. 1409 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:55,880 The real Emma. 1410 01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:57,560 Emma, I present you to... 1411 01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,960 ...my mom and my 5 sisters. 1412 01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:04,120 Euh... I want to live with you. 1413 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:05,880 And Sandro. 1414 01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:07,960 And i love you. 1415 01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:13,120 I thought it would be harder to say but... 1416 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:27,320 It was simple. 1417 01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:36,960 - You promised you'll make efforts and you persist ? 1418 01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:38,240 - Yes. - Sandro ! 1419 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:40,400 No teeth brushed, 1420 01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:42,640 ...no games. So do it ! 1421 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,280 Does the M6 agree ? 1422 01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:48,520 - Consensus. 1423 01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:52,400 - You are going to traumatize him, leave him alone. 1424 01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:55,160 - I won't go with you ! - Voil�, traumatized ! 1425 01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:58,520 - Come with mamita, i baked you a cake. 1426 01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:00,240 - I don't want it ! 1427 01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:02,160 - He loves my cakes ! 1428 01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:03,840 - Come, Sandro ! 1429 01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:08,000 He's traumatized ! He doesn't want my cakes anymore. 1430 01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:11,720 - He's cute, nevertheless. 1431 01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:15,640 - Well, boys, more firmness ! Ok. 100897