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AAH!
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HUH?
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TV: AAH!
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♪ I FEEL LIKE QUACKIN',
SO I THINK I WILL ♪
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♪ I'M GONNA QUACK QUACK QUACK
UNTIL I GET MY FILL ♪
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♪ OH, YEAH ♪
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♪ GOT THE QUACKIN' FEVER,
GOT THE QUACKIN' CRAZE ♪
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[CHAIN SAW]
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♪ OH, YEAH ♪
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♪ IN A DAH-DAH-DAH ♪
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DUCK DAZE! LET'S QUACK!
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QUACK QUACK QUACK!
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QUACK QUACK QUACK!
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QUACK QUACK QUACK!
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♪ AH-AH QUACK PACK ♪
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♪ IN A DAH-DAH-DAH ♪
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♪ DUCK DAZE ♪
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♪ QUACK PACK ♪
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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[BUZZ]
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WOW! THAT WAS GREAT.
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YOU'VE REALLY
OUTDONE YOURSELF
THIS TIME, PROFESSOR.
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NO KIDDIN', LUDDY.
IT'S A REAL E-TICKET.
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LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
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[GERMAN ACCENT]
NO, NO, NO, NO.
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THE PROFESSOR'S
EARTHSHAKER DEVICE
IS NOT A TOY.
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THIS IS FOR DOING SERIOUS
EARTHQUAKE RESEARCH,
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HELPING US DEVELOP
MORE CLEVER WAYS
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TO PREPARE
OUR LITTLE HOMES
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FOR A GREAT BIG
EARTHQUAKE.
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Louie: WHATEVER,
BOOKWORM.
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Huey: HEY!
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WHAT'S
THIS THING?
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BUMPIN'.
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IS IT ATOMIC?
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"ATOMIC," HE SAYS.
HO HO HO. NO.
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NOW, JUST WATCH,
WOULD YOU?
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[BUZZING]
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Huey: WOW! WATER,
FOOD, CAN OPENER,
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SLEEPING BAGS, RADIO,
FLASHLIGHT, BATTERIES,
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FIRE EXTINGUISHER,
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ALTERNATE
COOKING SOURCE, FUEL,
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AX, SHOVEL, TOOLS,
AND ROPE.
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IT'S KIND OF LIKE HAVING
A WHOLE CAMPING EXPEDITION
IN ONE SUITCASE.
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IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THAT.
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PINCH ME, LOU-ISH.
I THINK I'M DREAMING.
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HO HO HO.
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THESE ARE SIMPLY
MY EMERGENCY
EARTHQUAKE SUPPLIES,
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AND THESE ARE
THE KIND OF THINGS
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THAT EVERYBODY SHOULD
HAVE IN THEIR HOMES,
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IN CASE THERE'S
A REAL EARTHQUAKE.
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[GULPS]
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REALLY?
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NO JOKE?
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INTERESTING.
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Huey: UH, EXCUSE US,
PROFESSOR!
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Louie: WE JUST, UH,
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REMEMBERED
AN IMPORTANT APPOINTMENT!
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GOTTA GO NOW,
GOTTA GO FAST,
GOTTA GO QUICK!
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HO HO HO.
YOU KOOKY NUTS, YOU.
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COME BACK AND VISIT
ANYTIME, ALL RIGHT?
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Huey: OK,
FIRST WE DUPE UNCLE D
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INTO COUGHING UP
A WAD OF CASH
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SO WE CAN BECOME
EARTHQUAKE PREPARED.
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BUT INSTEAD, WE SCORE
THE LATEST AND GREATEST
CAMPING EQUIPMENT
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UNCLE D's MONEY CAN BUY.
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PRECISELY.
AND THEN ON THIS YEAR'S
SCHOOL CAMP-OUT,
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WE'LL BE KINGS
OF THE WILD FRONTIER.
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AND THE PAINFUL MEMORY
OF LAST YEAR'S CAMP-OUT
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WILL HAUNT US NO MORE.
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[DEWEY SIGHS]
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I FEAR THE PAINFUL MEMORY
OF THIS DAY
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WILL HAUNT US FOREVER.
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MENTAL NOTE:
BEFORE NEXT YEAR,
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WE GOTTA TRICK UNCLE D
INTO GETTIN' US
SOME CAMPING EQUIPMENT.
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CHECK.
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EARTHQUAKE PREPARED?
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HA HA HA HA!
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EARTHQUAKE PREPARED!
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AH HA HA!
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YEAH, YOU KNOW,
AS IN PREPARED
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FOR AN EARTHQUAKE.
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AW, THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
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THERE'S NOT GONNA
BE AN EARTHQUAKE.
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YOU BOYS ARE TRYIN'
TO TRICK ME,
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BUT I'M NOT
FALLING FOR IT.
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SO THERE!
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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SO MUCH FOR STEP ONE.
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AND KISS STEPS TWO
THROUGH FOUR GOOD-BYE
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
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YOU KNOW,
I SAID IT BEFORE,
AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:
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YOU GUYS GIVE UP
WAY TOO EASY.
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HE'S NOT
FALLIN' FOR IT.
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Louie: IT WOULD TAKE
A REAL EARTHQUAKE
TO CONVINCE HIM.
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MAYBE NOT...
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A REAL EARTHQUAKE.
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[SNORING,
WHISTLING]
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[BANG]
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WHAT IS THAT?
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SOMEONE IS IN MY LAB.
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[SNORING]
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Huey: UHH!
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE
YOU BOYS DOING?
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UH, WE'RE NOT STEALING
YOUR EARTHSHAKER
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IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING.
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NO, WE WERE JUST
GONNA BORROW IT.
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SEE? WE EVEN
WROTE A NOTE.
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NO, I MEAN,
FOR WHAT REASON
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ARE YOU KIDS TAKING
MY EARTHSHAKER FOR?
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UH, UH, WE'RE, UH...
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MAKING A BIG, UH...
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UH, MILKSHAKE!
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MILKSHAKE?
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LAME-O.
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STINKEROO.
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OH, A GREAT BIG
MILKSHAKE.
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OF COURSE.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
A BIG MILKSHAKE.
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YEAH, JUST LIKE
DEWEY SAID.
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SO, UH, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST HEAD ON BACK
TO BED, PROF?
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WE'VE GOT IT ALL
UNDER CONTROL.
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[MUMBLING]
BACK TO BED.
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[SNORING,
WHISTLING]
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A BIG MILKSHAKE!
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UHH. AH. AHH!
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
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A WHOLE DAY
OF WATCHING MOVIES
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ALL BY MYSELF!
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
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PROJECT "TERRIFY DONALD"
IS GO.
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Huey on walkie-talkie:
BEGIN COUNTDOWN.
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5, 4,
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Dewey
on walkie-talkie:
3, 2, 1,
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0!
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WHAT IN
T-T-T-TARNATION?!
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WAK!
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WAK-WAK-WAK-WAK!
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WAAH-WAAH-WAAH-WAAH!
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[DEEP VOICE] NEWS FLASH:
IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!
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THIS IS NOT A TRICK!
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EARTHQUAKE?!
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OH, NO!
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WAK!
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WAAAAK!
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WHOA!
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WAK-WAK-WAK-WAK!
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OHH.
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WHOA.
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WAK-WAK-WAK-WAK!
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OHH! WAK! WAK! WAK!
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WAK!
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WAK-WAK-WAK-WAK!
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OHH!
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UHH!
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OH, GREAT SCOTCH!
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AN ALIENATED ROBOT
FROM OUTER SPACED!
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AND IT'S AGITATING
MY MOST FLAVORED NEIGHBOR!
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FEAR NOT,
FELLOW CITIZENS!
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HEE-YAH-OHH!
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[BUZZ]
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UHH.
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UHH-UHH AHH.
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UHH-UHH UHH!
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AHH.
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DONALD!
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SPEAK TO ME, DONALD.
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WHAT'S
THE POOP DECK?
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GWUMPKI,
IT WAS AN EARTHQUAKE.
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EARTHQUAKE?
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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WITH MY OWN EYEBALLS,
I SAW--
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HE SAW HIS DUTY AS
A SAFETY-MINDED NEIGHBOR
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AND CAME TO OUR
POST-EARTHQUAKE RESCUE.
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AND WE REALLY
APPRECIATE IT, GWUMPKI.
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YEAH, KEEP UP
THE GOOD WORK.
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WE'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
BYE-BYE.
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OOH, OH, MAN.
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WERE WE EVER UNPREPARED
FOR THAT EARTHQUAKE.
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I BET THE ROADS
ARE DESTROYED.
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WE WON'T BE ABLE
TO GO ANYWHERE.
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LIKE THE STORE
IF WE'RE HUNGRY.
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OR THE HOSPITAL
IF WE'RE HURT.
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OR THE BANK
IF WE'RE BROKE.
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Huey:
WE ARE STRANDED HERE
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WITH WHATEVER
FOOD AND WATER
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WE HAPPEN
TO ALREADY HAVE.
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Louie:
I GUESS NOW YOU SEE
HOW IMPORTANT IT IS
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TO BE
EARTHQUAKE PREPARED.
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Donald: HEY!
EVERYTHING IS OK!
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WE'RE NOT STRANDED!
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AH! ♪ LA LA
LA-LA LA ♪
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I SURVIVED
THE EARTHQUAKE!
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YEAH,
BUT THAT COULD HAVE
ONLY BEEN A FORESHOCK.
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HA HA--
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FORESHOCK?
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OH, YEAH. FORESHOCKS
AND AFTERSHOCKS
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ARE SMALL-MAGNITUDE
QUAKES
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WHICH CAN OCCUR BEFORE
AND AFTER A QUAKE.
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THEY'RE AS DANGEROUS AS
AND MORE PREVALENT
THAN EARTHQUAKES.
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HERE, CHECK IT OUT.
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YES, A FORESHOCK,
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A SMALL QUAKE
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THAT HITS
BEFORE THE BIG ONE!
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[GULPS]
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THE B-B-BIG ONE?
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YES, THE BIG ONE.
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THE GIANT EARTHQUAKE
THAT'S GONNA DESTROY
EVERYTHING!
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OHH!
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DESTROY EVERYTHING?
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WAAAAAAK!
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WAK!
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WAAAAK!
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WAAAAK!
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YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED
TO YOUR BOYS!
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THEY WERE RIGHT!
YOU WERE WRONG!
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YOU'RE A LOUSY PARENT!
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I'M SORRY!
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BOYS, WE GOTTA GET
EARTHQUAKE PREPARED!
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UH, WHAT DO WE DO?
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DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE ALL OVER IT.
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WE'LL NEED
A LIGHT SOURCE,
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BUT IT CAN'T BE MATCHES
OR CANDLES IN CASE
THERE'S A GAS LEAK.
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HOW ABOUT A TURBO-COOLED
COSMO-BEACON
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WITH A BUILT-IN
NUCLEAR REACTOR
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SO IT NEVER
NEEDS BATTERIES?
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
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GET THE LIMITED EDITION
WITH THE FANCY GOLD
ELECTROPLATE TRIM.
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CHECK. NOW,
WHAT ABOUT A RADIO?
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RIGHT. THE POWER
MIGHT BE OUT AND THE
TELEPHONE LINES DOWN.
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A RADIO MIGHT
BE HANDY FOR NEWS.
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THE EXTRAVAGANT WAREHOUSE
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HAS AN EMERGENCY
MULTI-BAND SCANNER,
AND...
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THIS PARTICULAR MODEL
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INCLUDES
AN EMERGENCY
50-INCH TV,
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QUAD-HEAD VCR,
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AND LASER DISC PLAYER.
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JUST WHAT WE NEED.
CHECK.
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FIRST-AID KIT.
EVERYBODY'S GOTTA
HAVE A FIRST-AID KIT.
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CHECK-O-RAMA.
GET THE KIND
CHICKS DIG.
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WHATEVER KIND
THAT IS.
240
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,499
GOOD CALL.
WHAT ABOUT EXTRA
BLANKETS AND CLOTHING?
241
00:11:10,499 --> 00:11:12,666
I WANT MINE
MADE OF SILK
AND MONOGRAMMED.
242
00:11:12,666 --> 00:11:15,333
Dewey: SILK AND
MONOGRAMMED, CHECK!
243
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:18,374
AND, UH, UH, UH, UH, UH,
CAMP STOVE!
244
00:11:18,374 --> 00:11:20,541
A PROTON-WAVE
STOVE-OVEN COMBO
245
00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:22,541
WITH EXCLUSIVE
WEENIE-ROAST ADAPTER.
246
00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:25,000
IT EVEN COMES
WITH A HOLOGRAPHIC
TRADING CARD
247
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,041
OF WORLD-FAMOUS CHEF
WOLFGANG DUCK!
248
00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,541
ALTERNATE
COOKING SOURCE,
CHECK!
249
00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:30,083
DIBS ON THE CARD!
250
00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:33,541
AND WHERE THERE'S A STOVE,
THERE'S GOTTA BE FOOD.
251
00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:37,000
Dewey: A ONE-WEEK SUPPLY
OF FREEZE-DRIED FOOD
FOR EACH PERSON.
252
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,666
Louie: COOL!
JUST LIKE ASTRONAUTS!
253
00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:40,582
Dewey: CHECKERINO!
WHAT ABOUT WATER?
254
00:11:40,582 --> 00:11:42,457
A GALLON PER PERSON
PER DAY FOR A WEEK.
255
00:11:42,457 --> 00:11:46,374
UH, YES, UH,
WE'LL ESPECIALLY
NEED IT FOR OUR, AHEM,
256
00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:49,582
EMERGENCY
CAPPUCCINO MACHINE
AND JUICE BAR.
257
00:11:49,582 --> 00:11:51,249
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
258
00:11:51,249 --> 00:11:54,249
A SPACE-DISTORTING
DIMENSIONAL-FLUX
HARD-WIRE TECHNO-TENT.
259
00:11:54,249 --> 00:11:57,416
CHECKITY
CHECK-CHECK-CHECK!
260
00:11:57,416 --> 00:12:01,457
OH, BOY. THAT'S
A LOT OF STUFF.
261
00:12:01,457 --> 00:12:05,249
ARE YOU SURE IT'S ALL
ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY?
262
00:12:05,249 --> 00:12:07,124
DEFINITELY.
ABSOLUTELY.
263
00:12:07,124 --> 00:12:08,249
Dewey: TRUST US.
264
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,166
AH. OK.
265
00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:13,457
LET'S GO SHOPPING!
266
00:12:13,457 --> 00:12:15,291
Louie: UH, WAIT!
YOU CAN'T GO!
267
00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:17,124
UH, WE--WE NEED YOU
TO STAY HERE
268
00:12:17,124 --> 00:12:18,707
AND TAKE CARE
OF THE HOUSE STUFF.
269
00:12:18,707 --> 00:12:20,291
HOUSE STUFF?
270
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,041
YEAH. HERE.
READ THIS.
271
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:25,457
"HOW TO BE
EARTHQUAKE PREPARED.
272
00:12:25,457 --> 00:12:28,041
THE HOUSE STUFF."
273
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:29,416
[ANNOUNCER
CLEARS THROAT]
274
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,374
Announcer: MAKING YOUR HOME
EARTHQUAKE SAFE IS EASY.
275
00:12:32,374 --> 00:12:33,666
FOR STARTERS,
276
00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:36,208
LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AROUND YOUR KITCHEN.
277
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:37,707
DURING AN EARTHQUAKE,
278
00:12:37,707 --> 00:12:40,624
ALL THOSE CUPBOARD DOORS
WILL FLY OPEN
279
00:12:40,624 --> 00:12:42,291
AND EVERYTHING INSIDE
280
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:44,624
WILL CRASH DOWN
RIGHT ON YOUR HEAD!
281
00:12:44,624 --> 00:12:45,707
OH, NO!
282
00:12:45,707 --> 00:12:47,208
WHAT CAN I DO?!
283
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,457
Announcer: IT'S EASY.
284
00:12:48,457 --> 00:12:51,041
SOME SIMPLE
CHILDPROOF LATCHES
285
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,541
WILL DO THE TRICK.
286
00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:55,083
HEY, GOOD IDEA!
287
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,374
Announcer: THANKS.
288
00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:01,124
THERE.
289
00:13:01,124 --> 00:13:03,707
NOW, WHERE
IS THAT PAMPHLET?
290
00:13:03,707 --> 00:13:05,541
Announcer:
I'M IN HERE,
YOU DOOFUS!
291
00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:07,624
OHH!
292
00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:11,041
UHH-UHH UHH!
293
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,124
HEY!
294
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:15,457
SO, GONNA MESS
WITH ME, HUH?
295
00:13:15,457 --> 00:13:20,333
UHH! OPEN UP,
YOU STUBBORN,
PIGHEADED DOOR!
296
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,333
UHH!
297
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,333
ACK!
298
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:25,333
[DOOR SQUEAKS]
299
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:29,957
OHH!
300
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:33,541
Announcer:
ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE HAZARD
301
00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:34,874
COMES FROM PICTURES
302
00:13:34,874 --> 00:13:37,749
OR OTHER ITEMS
HANGING ON THE WALL.
303
00:13:37,749 --> 00:13:38,874
LOOK AROUND
304
00:13:38,874 --> 00:13:41,541
TO SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING
ON THE WALL
305
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:44,208
WHICH COULD CRASH DOWN
RIGHT ON YOUR HEAD!
306
00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:49,000
BY SECURING ANY POTENTIALLY
DANGEROUS ITEMS
307
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,707
BEFORE A QUAKE,
308
00:13:50,707 --> 00:13:54,000
YOU GREATLY REDUCE
THE DANGER TO YOURSELF
309
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,624
DURING A QUAKE.
310
00:13:55,624 --> 00:13:57,707
THERE! HA!
311
00:13:57,707 --> 00:14:00,374
Announcer: STRAPPING
YOUR WATER HEATER TO THE WALL,
312
00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:04,499
GREATLY REDUCES THE DANGER
OF FIRE OR EXPLOSION
313
00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:06,832
FROM A GAS LEAK
AFTER A QUAKE.
314
00:14:06,832 --> 00:14:08,707
PLUS, IT WILL KEEP IT
315
00:14:08,707 --> 00:14:11,041
FROM CRASHING DOWN
ON YOUR HEAD!
316
00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:14,333
FIRST,
MARK YOUR WATER HEATER
317
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,416
ACROSS THE TOP
AND THE BOTTOM,
318
00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:17,707
LIKE THIS...
319
00:14:17,707 --> 00:14:20,374
NEXT,
LOCATE THE WALL STUDS.
320
00:14:20,374 --> 00:14:23,915
YOU ARE GOING TO ANCHOR
YOUR WATER HEATER TO THESE.
321
00:14:23,915 --> 00:14:26,208
FIRMLY ATTACH
METAL PLUMBER'S TAPE
322
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:27,541
TO THE WALL STUDS.
323
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:30,333
THEN SECURE THE TOP
OF THE WATER HEATER,
324
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,749
LIKE SO...
325
00:14:32,749 --> 00:14:34,790
AND SECURE THE BOTTOM,
326
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,874
LIKE SO...
327
00:14:36,874 --> 00:14:40,249
HOWEVER, MAKE SURE
IT IS NOT TOO TIGHT.
328
00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:49,666
[DONALD GARGLING]
329
00:14:52,499 --> 00:14:55,541
Huey: AH, MAN.
SOME PEOPLE
HAVE IT DEAD EASY.
330
00:14:55,541 --> 00:15:00,249
HEY! IS THAT OUR
EMERGENCY SUPPLIES?
331
00:15:00,249 --> 00:15:01,790
NO WAY! IT'S OURS!
332
00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:04,083
Donald:
I PAID FOR IT!
Huey: BUT--
333
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,374
GIVE ME THAT!
SOMEONE GIVE ME A HAND!
334
00:15:06,374 --> 00:15:07,416
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
335
00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:09,124
UNCLE DONALD,
FRONT AND CENTER.
336
00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:11,083
IT IS TIME FOR
AN EARTHQUAKE DRILL.
337
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,457
THIS DRILL IS CALLED
DUCK, COVER, AND HOLD.
338
00:15:13,457 --> 00:15:15,957
IT WILL PROTECT YOU
DURING AN EARTHQUAKE.
339
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,749
ONE: DUCK TO THE FLOOR,
STAYING AWAY FROM WINDOWS
340
00:15:18,749 --> 00:15:20,957
OR ANY OTHER HEAVY OBJECTS
WHICH COULD FALL.
341
00:15:20,957 --> 00:15:22,041
YES, SIR!
342
00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:24,291
TWO: TAKE COVER
UNDER A DESK TABLE
343
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,124
OR ANY STURDY PIECE
OF FURNITURE.
344
00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:27,499
YES, SIR!
345
00:15:27,499 --> 00:15:30,333
THREE: HOLD ON
TO SAID PIECE
OF FURNITURE.
346
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,041
YES, SIR!
347
00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:33,291
[WHISPERING]
Am-scray.
348
00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:40,416
Louie: HO HO HO.
TOO COOL!
349
00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:44,291
NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL
EMERGENCY SUPPLIES.
350
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,083
Huey: YEP, YEP,
YEP, YEP. AHH.
351
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:51,624
WE'LL BE THE FRONTIER KINGS
OF THE ANNUAL CAMP-OUT
WITH THIS LITTLE BABY.
352
00:15:51,624 --> 00:15:52,666
HA! GOTCHA!
353
00:15:52,666 --> 00:15:54,333
GOOD THING
YOU DISTRACTED UNCLE D
354
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,291
WITH THAT DUCK, COVER,
AND HOLD DRILL.
355
00:15:56,291 --> 00:16:00,166
YEAH, HE'D BE SO MAD
IF HE SAW ALL THIS
OTHER STUFF WE GOT.
356
00:16:01,707 --> 00:16:04,790
AH HA HA!
[SLURPS]
357
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:08,000
Huey: HA HA.
LET'S JUST HOPE
HE NEVER FINDS OUT
358
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,249
WE FAKED THAT EARTHQUAKE
USING VON DRAKE'S
EARTHSHAKER DEVICE.
359
00:16:11,249 --> 00:16:14,666
SO, THEY TRICKED ME, EH?
360
00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:17,915
WELL, I'LL SHOW THEM.
361
00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:20,499
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
362
00:16:20,499 --> 00:16:24,541
[SNORING,
WHISTLING]
363
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:47,374
EARTHQUAKE!
EARTHQUAKE!
EARTHQUAKE!
364
00:16:56,041 --> 00:17:00,083
I'LL TEACH THOSE BOYS
TO MESS WITH ME!
365
00:17:01,707 --> 00:17:03,582
Donald:
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
366
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,249
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
367
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:21,582
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
368
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,915
OUT OF THE TENT!
369
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:25,624
DUCK, COVER, AND HOLD!
370
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:26,790
AAH!
371
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:34,083
WAK!
372
00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:38,291
Gwumpki: AHA!
373
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:41,291
AGAIN WITH THE GIANT
ALIENATED ROBOT!
374
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:44,124
IS AGITATING MY MOST
FLAVORED NEIGHBORS!
375
00:17:44,124 --> 00:17:46,124
BUT THIS TIME...
376
00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:48,582
I'M PREPARED!
377
00:17:52,624 --> 00:17:55,457
DIABOLIC
OUTER-SPACED ROBOT.
378
00:17:55,457 --> 00:17:58,083
YOU WON'T TAKE OVER
MY PLANET
379
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,499
WITHOUT A TRESTLE!
380
00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:09,291
[ALARM SOUNDING]
381
00:18:17,624 --> 00:18:19,124
AAH!
382
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:22,666
House: AAH!
383
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,166
AAH HOO HOO HOO!
384
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,166
Gwumpki:
RUNNING, HUH?
385
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:31,000
ALIENATED ROBOTICS
CANNOT ESCAPE GWUMPKI!
386
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:33,624
[TIRES SCREECHING]
387
00:18:33,624 --> 00:18:35,457
CHARGE!
388
00:18:36,624 --> 00:18:38,333
Gwumpki:
EAT HEAVY SHELLING,
389
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,541
ALIEN SLIME!
390
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:42,374
ALIEN SLIME?
391
00:18:42,374 --> 00:18:44,707
OH, NO! MY BOYS!
392
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,374
[GLASS SHATTERING]
393
00:18:46,374 --> 00:18:49,457
HEY, THIS DOESN'T FEEL
LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE ANYMORE.
394
00:18:49,457 --> 00:18:51,707
YEAH. THIS ISN'T
SEISMIC AT ALL.
395
00:18:51,707 --> 00:18:54,041
THIS FEELS MORE LIKE
THE HOUSE IS...
396
00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:56,541
RUNNING!
397
00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:59,749
MAN. UNCLE D TRICKED US
WITH OUR OWN TRICK.
398
00:18:59,749 --> 00:19:00,832
WHAT A BURN!
399
00:19:00,832 --> 00:19:03,041
ACTUALLY,
THIS IS KIND OF COOL.
400
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,666
I MEAN,
TALK ABOUT A MOBILE HOME.
401
00:19:17,124 --> 00:19:18,790
Donald:
MY BOYS, MY BOYS!
402
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,915
MY BOYS!
403
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,166
IT'S GWUMPKI.
404
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,749
Dewey: HE'S TRYING TO
BLAST US INTO ATOMS!
405
00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:33,041
HE'S FLIPPED!
406
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:36,041
AND I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT BURGERS HERE.
407
00:19:46,749 --> 00:19:48,874
Donald: WAAH!
408
00:19:48,874 --> 00:19:51,041
[ALARM RINGING]
409
00:19:52,707 --> 00:19:54,582
[YAWNING]
410
00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:03,915
HUH?
411
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:08,666
Donald: WAAH!
412
00:20:10,499 --> 00:20:13,083
OHH!
413
00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:19,915
GREAT SCOTT!
414
00:20:19,915 --> 00:20:22,666
MY EARTHSHAKER
IS RUNNING AMUCK!
415
00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:56,832
HERE'S A SMOOCH FOR YOU
FROM PLANET GWUMPKI!
416
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,124
I'M OUT OF WAMMO.
417
00:21:01,124 --> 00:21:03,083
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
418
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:04,707
SUBLIME!
419
00:21:04,707 --> 00:21:05,790
COOL!
420
00:21:05,790 --> 00:21:08,457
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
421
00:21:08,457 --> 00:21:11,957
WHY IS MY EARTHSHAKER
RUNNING AROUND
THE WORLD, HMM?
422
00:21:11,957 --> 00:21:13,666
WELL...
423
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:14,749
YOU SEE...
424
00:21:14,749 --> 00:21:17,666
THE THING IS...
425
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:19,666
IT'S THEIR FAULT!
426
00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:23,666
THEY USED YOUR INVENTION
TO FAKE ME OUT!
427
00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:25,249
WE HAD TO TRICK HIM.
428
00:21:25,249 --> 00:21:27,249
YEAH, HE WOULDN'T GET
EARTHQUAKE PREPARED
429
00:21:27,249 --> 00:21:28,582
LIKE
A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.
430
00:21:28,582 --> 00:21:29,915
IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!
431
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,582
HOLD IT, HOLD IT!
432
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:36,499
DIDN'T I TELL YOU BOYS
MY EARTHSHAKER
IS NOT A TOY?
433
00:21:36,499 --> 00:21:37,624
WELL, YEAH.
434
00:21:37,624 --> 00:21:39,374
TECHNICALLY.
YOU DID.
435
00:21:39,374 --> 00:21:42,374
AND YOU, DONALD,
JUST BECAUSE
THE BOYS TRICKED YOU,
436
00:21:42,374 --> 00:21:45,208
DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOTTA
TRICK THEM BACK.
437
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:48,915
TWO WRONGS DOESN'T
MAKE A RIGHT, YOU KNOW.
438
00:21:48,915 --> 00:21:51,874
OH, I'M SORRY.
439
00:21:51,874 --> 00:21:53,749
WELL, YOU BETTER BE.
440
00:21:53,749 --> 00:21:55,499
ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY
441
00:21:55,499 --> 00:21:58,374
IT WASN'T
AN ALIENATED ROBOT
FROM OUTER SPACED?
442
00:21:58,374 --> 00:22:00,083
Louie:
THAT'S RIGHT, GWUMPKI.
443
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,582
NOT AN ALIEN.
444
00:22:01,582 --> 00:22:03,915
YOU'RE NOT THE HERO
OF THE PLANET.
445
00:22:03,915 --> 00:22:08,333
YOU ALMOST BLASTED US
INTO ATOMS FOR NOTHIN'.
446
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:15,832
NNNOOO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
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