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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:57,454 --> 00:01:58,489 Hey. 2 00:01:59,490 --> 00:02:00,355 Hey, you motherfuckers out there. 3 00:02:00,357 --> 00:02:02,590 - Yeah, there they are. - That's right. 4 00:02:02,592 --> 00:02:04,291 If you don't know who we are, 5 00:02:04,293 --> 00:02:05,626 you ain't been watching the fuckin' Facebook page. 6 00:02:05,628 --> 00:02:07,994 But this is, I'm Kidnap number one, 7 00:02:07,996 --> 00:02:09,996 this is Kidnap number two, okay? 8 00:02:09,998 --> 00:02:11,532 And we're here to tell you motherfuckers... 9 00:02:11,534 --> 00:02:12,733 Two. 10 00:02:12,735 --> 00:02:14,402 Thank you for purchasing the movie 11 00:02:14,404 --> 00:02:16,637 on VOD, DVD or whatever the fuck format 12 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:19,306 you're watching it on but if you're 13 00:02:19,308 --> 00:02:21,375 not watching it on one of those formats 14 00:02:21,377 --> 00:02:24,378 and you're a cheap ass, no good, dick suckin' motherfucker 15 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:27,515 it means that you are pirating the fuckin' movie 16 00:02:27,517 --> 00:02:30,484 - and you are, my friend... - Dicks. 17 00:02:30,486 --> 00:02:31,352 - Piece of shit. - Yes. 18 00:02:31,354 --> 00:02:33,353 - Piece of shit dicks. - Dicks, yeah. 19 00:02:33,355 --> 00:02:35,455 Yeah, you're a piece of shit dick, so. 20 00:02:35,457 --> 00:02:36,756 Dicks! 21 00:02:36,758 --> 00:02:39,225 You need to not pirate this motherfucker, okay? 22 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:41,227 We all busted our fuckin' ass on this movie 23 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:43,396 for three fuckin' years so you guys 24 00:02:43,398 --> 00:02:45,465 could fuckin' enjoy this motherfucker. 25 00:02:45,467 --> 00:02:47,133 - All yous. - And after you get done 26 00:02:47,135 --> 00:02:48,368 watching it, you're gonna agree with us 27 00:02:48,370 --> 00:02:51,137 that this a good fuckin' movie, so... 28 00:02:51,139 --> 00:02:53,273 - They're gonna like it. - So if you did pirate 29 00:02:53,275 --> 00:02:55,442 the motherfucker, you know, if you're a fuckin' 30 00:02:55,444 --> 00:02:57,243 butt pirate or whatever the fuck you wanna call yourself. 31 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:59,412 - One of these. - Watch the fuckin' movie 32 00:02:59,414 --> 00:03:01,548 and when it's done, then go buy 33 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:02,715 the motherfuckin' movie, okay? 34 00:03:02,717 --> 00:03:03,650 Buy it! 35 00:03:03,652 --> 00:03:05,083 Cause if you're pirating it, 36 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,318 you're gonna know it's a good fuckin' movie 37 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:10,022 and if you're not pirating it, we wanna thank yous because... 38 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:11,256 All of yous. 39 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:12,525 Yous are some cool motherfuckers 40 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:15,528 - and we's appreciate you. - We's. 41 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:16,729 - We's appreciate yous, okay? - Him and me. 42 00:03:16,731 --> 00:03:18,565 - So thank you very much. - Yeah. 43 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:21,468 - Enjoy the fuckin' movie. - Enjoy it, dicks! 44 00:03:21,470 --> 00:03:22,504 - Peace out. - Peace! 45 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:38,652 Hey, Rowdy. 46 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,820 Yeah, Cletus? 47 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,822 How much you think we're gonna get for killin' this thing? 48 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,159 About a million dollars. 49 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:49,728 And we're gonna split that like 50/50, right? 50 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,230 Like? 51 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,798 400 thousand each? 52 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,566 You lost your goddamn mind? 53 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,635 We not splittin' it 50/50. 54 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,504 Hell, I got the weapons, the traps, 55 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,639 even brought the goddamn beer. 56 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,608 Only thing I brought your ass along for 57 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:03,841 is so you could help me drag the body 58 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:06,611 out of the goddamn woods. 59 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:07,845 Alright. 60 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:08,846 I was just hoping to get enough, you know, 61 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:11,849 to help me get a new double wide. 62 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:12,683 Gonna need a huntin' dog. 63 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,153 Maybe get a bass boat. 64 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,855 Yeah, that oughta be enough for all that. 65 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:20,226 You don't think real big do you, Cletus? 66 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,230 I figure about 20 percent. 67 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:27,799 Like a hundred Benjamins? 68 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:28,633 Aw, man, that'd be awesome! 69 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,236 That works for me! 70 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:33,137 Sure, Cletus, whatever you say. 71 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:34,604 Let's just 72 00:04:34,606 --> 00:04:35,607 be quiet so's we can 73 00:04:37,442 --> 00:04:38,542 sneak up on this thing. 74 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:47,317 I'm ready to get out of this damn canoe. 75 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:48,153 Come on. 76 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:51,521 Here, take this damn paddle and stick in the boat for me. 77 00:04:51,523 --> 00:04:52,357 God, damn. 78 00:04:54,192 --> 00:04:55,427 I'll get you a gun. 79 00:04:57,429 --> 00:04:58,361 Thanks, Rowdy. 80 00:04:58,363 --> 00:05:00,297 I shoulda brought my sister. 81 00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:01,000 Why, is she hot? 82 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:07,472 Rowdy, dude, Rowdy. 83 00:05:08,607 --> 00:05:10,241 Look, restricted area, do not enter. 84 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:13,512 Well, hell yeah it's a restricted area. 85 00:05:14,713 --> 00:05:16,211 You think they just gonna invite people 86 00:05:16,213 --> 00:05:17,914 up here to kill things? 87 00:05:17,916 --> 00:05:19,783 Come on, damn it, get in front of me. 88 00:05:19,785 --> 00:05:21,718 But that movie with the kids and the witch thing, 89 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:22,819 - they all died! - I wanna see you 90 00:05:22,821 --> 00:05:24,389 at all times, march. 91 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:26,656 And be quiet, damn it. 92 00:05:26,658 --> 00:05:28,425 You did take a look at all that information 93 00:05:28,427 --> 00:05:31,595 I sent you and study all those pictures, right? 94 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:33,530 Well, of course, I did. 95 00:05:33,532 --> 00:05:35,331 Good, cause there was a shit ton of important 96 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:36,799 information in there and if you don't know it, 97 00:05:36,801 --> 00:05:38,603 you're gonna get us both killed. 98 00:05:40,504 --> 00:05:42,271 Maybe we should review it just to make sure 99 00:05:42,273 --> 00:05:43,672 - I didn't forget anything. - God damn it, Cletus. 100 00:05:43,674 --> 00:05:45,474 You didn't look at one damn thing, did you? 101 00:05:45,476 --> 00:05:46,642 Alright, fine, you caught me. 102 00:05:46,644 --> 00:05:48,410 But, come on, what's the worst thing that could happen? 103 00:05:48,412 --> 00:05:49,545 What's the worst thing that could happen? 104 00:05:49,547 --> 00:05:50,715 Are you kidding me? 105 00:05:52,316 --> 00:05:54,249 Let's take a second here to review the rules, alright? 106 00:05:54,251 --> 00:05:56,585 Rule one: absolutely no pissin' or shittin' 107 00:05:56,587 --> 00:05:57,686 of any kind out here in the woods. 108 00:05:57,688 --> 00:05:59,188 If you're gonna do it, you gotta do it 109 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:00,957 in a bag or in a bottle cause if this thing 110 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:02,758 gets one scent of you, he'll be down 111 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,526 on top of us in a few seconds and he'll kill us both. 112 00:06:05,528 --> 00:06:10,365 Number two: no loud noises, keep your voice down. 113 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:11,566 I been telling you that. 114 00:06:11,568 --> 00:06:15,138 And number three: absolutely no fornification of any kind. 115 00:06:16,239 --> 00:06:16,972 Fornification? 116 00:06:16,974 --> 00:06:18,608 You mean, like, getting it on? 117 00:06:19,609 --> 00:06:20,843 Man, I don't know what you got 118 00:06:20,845 --> 00:06:22,343 planned for out here but I'm not like that. 119 00:06:22,345 --> 00:06:23,946 It's okay if you are. 120 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,648 Cletus, I ain't gay 121 00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:28,617 and I sure as hell wouldn't be gay with you if I was. 122 00:06:28,619 --> 00:06:31,419 I'm just trying to tell you this thing is territorial 123 00:06:31,421 --> 00:06:34,822 and it's very important that you follow the rules. 124 00:06:34,824 --> 00:06:39,259 The thing it hates most in the world is male ejaculate. 125 00:06:39,261 --> 00:06:40,495 So you just keep it zipped up. 126 00:06:40,497 --> 00:06:41,863 Keep your tally whacker in your pants 127 00:06:41,865 --> 00:06:43,298 and we'll be just fine. 128 00:06:44,501 --> 00:06:45,667 Now come on. 129 00:06:45,669 --> 00:06:46,968 I actually got buttons not a zipper. 130 00:06:55,679 --> 00:06:56,678 Well, really, Rowdy. 131 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,883 - Why wouldn't you like me... - Watch the tree. 132 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,755 It's slippery down here. 133 00:07:10,693 --> 00:07:12,592 Wait. 134 00:07:12,594 --> 00:07:13,794 Wait. 135 00:07:22,337 --> 00:07:23,937 Looks like a football. 136 00:07:23,939 --> 00:07:25,407 It's got the toes. 137 00:07:26,775 --> 00:07:28,675 And a heel! 138 00:07:28,677 --> 00:07:29,910 Shh. 139 00:07:29,912 --> 00:07:31,513 Could we set the trap now? 140 00:07:33,716 --> 00:07:34,750 Wait. 141 00:07:36,718 --> 00:07:37,552 Not yet. 142 00:07:39,988 --> 00:07:40,889 He's out there. 143 00:07:42,423 --> 00:07:43,224 Let's go. 144 00:07:47,295 --> 00:07:49,662 I'll spread around here, help me out. 145 00:07:49,664 --> 00:07:50,663 You and I are gonna split up. 146 00:07:50,665 --> 00:07:51,998 I'm gonna take a spot up over there in the woods, 147 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,466 you're gonna take a spot over here. 148 00:07:53,468 --> 00:07:56,335 If you need anything, don't yell. 149 00:07:56,337 --> 00:07:58,672 Alright, you just make a whistle sound like a little bird. 150 00:07:58,674 --> 00:07:59,638 - Alright? - Okay, okay. 151 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:00,339 - Got it? - Okay. 152 00:08:00,341 --> 00:08:00,976 Let's go. 153 00:08:03,912 --> 00:08:05,310 - Hey, Rowdy? - Yeah? 154 00:08:05,312 --> 00:08:06,712 You know, ever since you brought it up, 155 00:08:06,714 --> 00:08:08,681 I kinda gotta pee. 156 00:08:08,683 --> 00:08:09,615 Okay, take this jug with you 157 00:08:09,617 --> 00:08:10,683 and you piss in that. 158 00:08:10,685 --> 00:08:12,383 If you fill it up, you drink it. 159 00:08:12,385 --> 00:08:13,519 Of course I ain't doing that. 160 00:08:13,521 --> 00:08:14,687 Yeah, they do it on the survival shows all the time. 161 00:08:14,689 --> 00:08:16,722 This ain't no survival show! 162 00:08:16,724 --> 00:08:18,624 If you pour that out on the ground, 163 00:08:18,626 --> 00:08:20,793 then this thing's gonna smell that. 164 00:08:20,795 --> 00:08:22,828 It's gonna be on top of us in no time. 165 00:08:23,698 --> 00:08:25,064 Now, look, they say it's good for you. 166 00:08:25,066 --> 00:08:26,098 They even cook with it, now come on. 167 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,332 Let's get this son of a bitch. 168 00:08:27,334 --> 00:08:28,868 Go take your spot. 169 00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:30,371 Fucking kidding. 170 00:08:40,714 --> 00:08:41,748 Oh, gross, man! 171 00:08:43,416 --> 00:08:44,918 I ain't drinkin' that shit anyhow. 172 00:08:53,426 --> 00:08:54,459 Oh, gross. 173 00:08:54,461 --> 00:08:55,760 Hey, Rowdy, I think I hear it! 174 00:08:55,762 --> 00:08:56,861 - I think I hear him! - Cletus! 175 00:08:56,863 --> 00:08:57,562 I told you to whistle! 176 00:08:57,564 --> 00:08:58,930 Well, I got pee on my hands. 177 00:08:58,932 --> 00:09:00,565 I ain't got no hand sanitizer. 178 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:02,134 Cletus, you're gonna get us killed! 179 00:09:02,136 --> 00:09:02,967 I think he's coming! 180 00:09:02,969 --> 00:09:03,802 Stay away! 181 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,004 Stay away! 182 00:09:05,006 --> 00:09:06,104 Pull it together, pull it together, Cletus. 183 00:09:06,106 --> 00:09:07,371 He's coming, Rowdy! 184 00:09:07,373 --> 00:09:08,106 Shh! 185 00:09:08,108 --> 00:09:09,040 Hey, you're gonna get us killed! 186 00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:09,840 I don't know where to go! 187 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:10,774 I don't know what to do! 188 00:09:10,776 --> 00:09:11,911 I don't know where he's at! 189 00:09:12,812 --> 00:09:13,844 Oh shit. 190 00:09:15,882 --> 00:09:16,881 Hey, hey! 191 00:09:16,883 --> 00:09:17,714 He's behind you! 192 00:09:17,716 --> 00:09:18,549 He's behind you! 193 00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:19,650 Oh, shit! 194 00:09:19,652 --> 00:09:20,818 - I stepped in the pee again! - Turn around, shoot it! 195 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:21,652 Shoot it! 196 00:09:21,654 --> 00:09:23,054 Come over here or I'll come there! 197 00:09:48,781 --> 00:09:50,113 No, no, no! 198 00:09:50,115 --> 00:09:51,882 No, no, no, no, no, no! 199 00:10:03,028 --> 00:10:03,961 No! 200 00:10:03,963 --> 00:10:04,797 No! 201 00:10:30,722 --> 00:10:32,755 The fuck are you watching up there, man? 202 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:33,890 Stay focused. 203 00:10:33,892 --> 00:10:34,726 Shit. 204 00:10:40,664 --> 00:10:41,999 - Fuckin' kid. - Oh, shit. 205 00:10:44,801 --> 00:10:45,636 Hey, man. 206 00:10:46,703 --> 00:10:49,638 What's the craziest thing you done with a chick? 207 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,573 There's this one chick at work, 208 00:10:51,575 --> 00:10:53,943 she used to love to come down and suck my dick. 209 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,810 Every morning before anybody else got to work. 210 00:10:55,812 --> 00:10:57,013 Nice. 211 00:10:57,015 --> 00:10:57,980 But I tried to fuck her this one time 212 00:10:57,982 --> 00:10:59,949 in this bathroom that was under construction, 213 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,851 she fucking totally freaked out on me. 214 00:11:01,853 --> 00:11:02,952 It's like she'd rather get caught 215 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,186 with my dick in her mouth. 216 00:11:05,823 --> 00:11:06,755 Made no sense. 217 00:11:06,757 --> 00:11:07,789 That's pretty hot, though. 218 00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:09,623 - It was pretty hot. - Ah, but I got something 219 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,926 that'll blow your minds. 220 00:11:10,928 --> 00:11:12,260 Happened to me last night. 221 00:11:12,262 --> 00:11:13,627 Wait a second, you're telling me 222 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:14,996 you got your dick sucked every single day 223 00:11:14,998 --> 00:11:16,197 at work and you never got caught? 224 00:11:16,199 --> 00:11:17,866 Not every day, but 225 00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:20,101 I got it sucked several times a week, yeah. 226 00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:22,971 You weren't afraid of getting fired? 227 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,005 Not really, I mean, shit we were 228 00:11:24,007 --> 00:11:25,941 going through layoffs anyway. 229 00:11:25,943 --> 00:11:27,943 But the chick did tell the boss. 230 00:11:27,945 --> 00:11:28,877 - I didn't give a fuck. - Wait, wait, wait. 231 00:11:28,879 --> 00:11:30,679 So he wasn't pissed about it? 232 00:11:30,681 --> 00:11:31,947 Not really. 233 00:11:31,949 --> 00:11:33,081 He just called me to his office and said, 234 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,649 if you get caught getting your dick sucked at work, 235 00:11:34,651 --> 00:11:36,918 I'ma have to fire your ass 236 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,854 but until then, have fun. 237 00:11:39,989 --> 00:11:40,988 Alright, alright, enough already. 238 00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:42,625 Can I tell you my story? 239 00:11:43,793 --> 00:11:44,959 Yeah, tell your fuckin' story, man. 240 00:11:44,961 --> 00:11:46,994 It's a good story! 241 00:11:46,996 --> 00:11:49,565 So last night I'm fuckin' this super hot chick. 242 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,134 - Wow. - And she was a squirter. 243 00:11:58,207 --> 00:11:59,041 Wow! 244 00:12:00,977 --> 00:12:02,776 It's not a myth! 245 00:12:03,713 --> 00:12:05,612 She shat out diarrhea on you? 246 00:12:05,614 --> 00:12:07,914 Her pussy shot out shit on him, man. 247 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:08,848 Yeah, that's what I said. 248 00:12:08,850 --> 00:12:10,984 What he meant was, she shot pussy juice 249 00:12:10,986 --> 00:12:12,487 out of her vag, dude. 250 00:12:13,322 --> 00:12:14,956 So you're serious, man? 251 00:12:16,024 --> 00:12:17,790 You actually fucked a squirter? 252 00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:18,725 The myth? 253 00:12:18,727 --> 00:12:20,693 I assure you, it was real. 254 00:12:20,695 --> 00:12:22,996 Freaked me the fuck out, but it was so hot. 255 00:12:22,998 --> 00:12:24,964 Oh shit, she just left. 256 00:12:24,966 --> 00:12:25,967 Get ready, guys. 257 00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:28,235 Fuck, man! 258 00:12:28,237 --> 00:12:29,203 I told you to keep an eye out, man. 259 00:12:29,205 --> 00:12:31,107 What the fuck were you doin'? 260 00:12:32,341 --> 00:12:34,509 Only got a few seconds to make this shit happen. 261 00:12:38,812 --> 00:12:40,079 How am I lookin', we good? 262 00:12:40,081 --> 00:12:41,914 Yeah, got it inside out but fuck it. 263 00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:43,149 Fuck it. 264 00:12:43,151 --> 00:12:45,717 Alright, brother, this is what we planned. 265 00:12:45,719 --> 00:12:46,685 Alright, ready. 266 00:12:46,687 --> 00:12:47,753 Let's do this, man. 267 00:12:47,755 --> 00:12:48,653 Let's fucking do it. 268 00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:49,922 - Here. - One, two. 269 00:12:49,924 --> 00:12:50,857 Hey, man, don't leave me hanging. 270 00:12:50,859 --> 00:12:51,656 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 271 00:12:51,658 --> 00:12:52,358 Fuckin' A, man. 272 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,827 - Ready? - One, two. 273 00:12:57,165 --> 00:12:57,999 Oh my God. 274 00:13:02,704 --> 00:13:04,670 This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy. 275 00:13:04,672 --> 00:13:05,304 It's crazy! 276 00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:12,911 It's unlocked, let's go. 277 00:13:12,913 --> 00:13:14,112 Go, go, go, go! 278 00:13:14,114 --> 00:13:16,081 Okay, whoo. 279 00:13:29,129 --> 00:13:32,064 Freeze, motherfucker! 280 00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:33,265 What the fuck? 281 00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:34,068 What the? 282 00:13:36,637 --> 00:13:38,271 He fucking fainted. 283 00:13:38,273 --> 00:13:40,037 Well, that wasn't supposed to happen. 284 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:40,907 Oh, shit. 285 00:13:42,309 --> 00:13:43,874 What the? 286 00:13:43,876 --> 00:13:44,708 Oh, shit. 287 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:45,312 What the fuck? 288 00:13:46,213 --> 00:13:48,145 Ah, fuck, it didn't flush. 289 00:13:48,147 --> 00:13:51,048 Oh, disgusting. 290 00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:52,250 I gotta get something for his head. 291 00:13:52,252 --> 00:13:54,221 We can't carry him out like that. 292 00:13:55,222 --> 00:13:56,954 I can see his ball sac, man. 293 00:13:56,956 --> 00:13:59,224 Are we gonna wipe his ass? 294 00:13:59,226 --> 00:14:00,158 You shitting me? 295 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,126 Do we need to wipe his ass? 296 00:14:01,128 --> 00:14:01,961 I don't know. 297 00:14:02,895 --> 00:14:04,129 Let's just hope it was a clean shit. 298 00:14:04,131 --> 00:14:06,331 Am I gonna pull up his pants? 299 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,832 I'll do it if you do the head, man. 300 00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:09,868 Jesus Christ. 301 00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:14,338 It's your idea, so fuck it. 302 00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:15,174 Oh, God. 303 00:14:20,745 --> 00:14:21,680 Oh, shit. 304 00:14:22,849 --> 00:14:24,115 I think that's gonna have to work, man. 305 00:14:24,117 --> 00:14:25,916 I can't really touch all this, you know? 306 00:14:25,918 --> 00:14:27,118 I touched enough for me. 307 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,453 We'll fix him when he gets in the van. 308 00:14:34,127 --> 00:14:35,094 Oh, fuck, he's heavy. 309 00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:39,028 Oh, dude, farting! 310 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,330 Fuck. 311 00:14:43,835 --> 00:14:45,804 - What the? - Watch where you're going. 312 00:14:47,038 --> 00:14:48,104 Kiss my ass, lady. 313 00:14:48,106 --> 00:14:50,106 Kissin' ass is out of style. 314 00:14:50,108 --> 00:14:51,977 Lay down and I'll shit in your mouth. 315 00:14:53,311 --> 00:14:54,911 What? 316 00:14:54,913 --> 00:14:56,146 You better be nice, lady, 317 00:14:56,148 --> 00:14:56,946 or I'll come back and steal your scooter. 318 00:14:56,948 --> 00:14:58,915 You're not stealin' my scooter, 319 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,686 you motherfuckin' son of a bitch. 320 00:15:02,721 --> 00:15:03,953 What the fuck? 321 00:15:03,955 --> 00:15:05,221 Ah, fuck it, dude, come on, let's go. 322 00:15:05,223 --> 00:15:06,156 Let's get outta here. 323 00:15:06,158 --> 00:15:07,824 Hey, assholes, where are you taking him? 324 00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:09,225 I'm calling the cops. 325 00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:13,130 - What the hell, man? - Unlock! 326 00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:17,367 - You're supposed to help us. - Fuck, fuck, fuck! 327 00:15:17,369 --> 00:15:18,767 Don't you know how to fuckin' knock? 328 00:15:18,769 --> 00:15:20,202 What the fuck were you doing, man? 329 00:15:22,072 --> 00:15:23,273 Oh, fuck! 330 00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:24,973 Jesus Christ, okay, okay, alright. 331 00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:27,177 - I told you to stay focused. - Go, go! 332 00:15:27,179 --> 00:15:29,778 How do I fuckin' turn the emergency brake off? 333 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:30,979 Fuck, how do I? 334 00:15:30,981 --> 00:15:32,348 Why'd you set the emergency brake? 335 00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:34,284 It's for fucking safety! 336 00:15:34,286 --> 00:15:35,751 - Jesus Christ! - Man, go! 337 00:15:35,753 --> 00:15:38,054 The old lady is gonna get our license plate! 338 00:15:38,056 --> 00:15:38,887 Oh, God. 339 00:15:38,889 --> 00:15:40,155 Oh, fuck, rag okay. 340 00:15:40,157 --> 00:15:41,989 Cum everywhere, fuck! 341 00:15:41,991 --> 00:15:43,294 Okay, oh, shit. 342 00:15:45,296 --> 00:15:46,528 Alright, we're set! 343 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,765 He's okay, that was fucking fast. 344 00:15:52,002 --> 00:15:53,170 Okay, tape his hands. 345 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:58,941 - Alright, alright. - I think that's good enough. 346 00:15:58,943 --> 00:16:00,309 That works. 347 00:16:00,311 --> 00:16:01,178 What a rush, huh? 348 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,747 I did not expect that. 349 00:16:08,285 --> 00:16:09,852 I'm gonna lay down. 350 00:16:13,156 --> 00:16:15,556 Whoo! 351 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,726 Oh, man. 352 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,827 The fuck you doing, man? 353 00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:21,231 Fuckin' hornball. 354 00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:24,298 Hey, what are you listening to? 355 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,866 It's my song. 356 00:16:25,868 --> 00:16:26,901 That's your song? 357 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,269 It's my jam. 358 00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:29,739 It fucking sucks. 359 00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:38,145 That's rock n' roll, man! 360 00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:39,146 Yeah! 361 00:17:24,925 --> 00:17:26,259 Jarrett. 362 00:17:26,261 --> 00:17:28,263 You are following the directions, right? 363 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,330 Yeah, I'm followin' the GPS. 364 00:17:30,332 --> 00:17:32,098 Not the GPS, the directions 365 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,433 that I gave you to follow! 366 00:17:33,435 --> 00:17:34,934 The GPS is gonna get us lost! 367 00:17:34,936 --> 00:17:37,337 Let me out or I'll pop you full of lead! 368 00:17:37,339 --> 00:17:38,571 What the fuck? 369 00:17:38,573 --> 00:17:40,140 Get him, get the gun! 370 00:17:42,977 --> 00:17:44,276 My fucking ear, man. 371 00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:45,444 What the fuck? 372 00:17:45,446 --> 00:17:46,612 What the, what the fuck? 373 00:17:46,614 --> 00:17:48,113 Oh my God. 374 00:17:48,115 --> 00:17:49,214 Can I get the shit? 375 00:17:49,216 --> 00:17:50,416 - Get that shit? - Just stop pulling it, 376 00:17:50,418 --> 00:17:51,483 put him out! 377 00:17:51,485 --> 00:17:53,018 Get the cum rag! 378 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:54,186 Jarrett, the cum rag! 379 00:17:54,188 --> 00:17:55,254 Fuck, fuck! 380 00:17:55,256 --> 00:17:56,355 Just fucking pour it on there. 381 00:17:56,357 --> 00:17:57,523 Pour it on the cum rag. 382 00:17:58,426 --> 00:17:59,293 Holy shit. 383 00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:02,294 Put it on his fucking face. 384 00:18:02,296 --> 00:18:03,062 Where is it, right there? 385 00:18:03,064 --> 00:18:04,398 Oh, oh my God. 386 00:18:05,466 --> 00:18:07,667 Is it working? 387 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,234 I think it worked. 388 00:18:09,236 --> 00:18:10,069 I think it worked. 389 00:18:10,071 --> 00:18:11,302 Oh, God. 390 00:18:12,238 --> 00:18:14,972 Who the fuck carries an ankle gun? 391 00:18:14,974 --> 00:18:17,175 Well, this dude does. 392 00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:18,610 Well, next time we'll check but. 393 00:18:18,612 --> 00:18:21,412 That was so fucking close, huh? 394 00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:22,483 Shot up on the fuckin', huh. 395 00:18:24,217 --> 00:18:25,384 Oh, that was close, oh my god. 396 00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:27,919 Whoo. 397 00:18:27,921 --> 00:18:29,153 Get some more tape. 398 00:18:29,155 --> 00:18:31,022 We need more tape for this fucker. 399 00:18:31,024 --> 00:18:32,326 I'll tape him this time, shit. 400 00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:47,438 Hey, uncle, we're here. 401 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,339 What? 402 00:18:48,341 --> 00:18:51,376 - We're here, we made it. - It's dark. 403 00:18:51,378 --> 00:18:52,243 Yeah, it's 8:50. 404 00:18:52,245 --> 00:18:55,011 We lost a few hours, but we got here! 405 00:18:55,013 --> 00:18:56,481 We're so late. 406 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,249 This was supposed to be done hours ago. 407 00:18:58,251 --> 00:19:00,086 Where the fuck are we, man? 408 00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:01,619 In the woods. 409 00:19:02,722 --> 00:19:04,689 - There's no road. - Yeah. 410 00:19:04,691 --> 00:19:06,459 We're in the middle of nowhere. 411 00:19:07,394 --> 00:19:09,026 Alright, Jarrett, go make sure 412 00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:11,129 - everything is taken care of. - Alright, you got it. 413 00:19:11,131 --> 00:19:11,997 Let me grab this. 414 00:19:13,298 --> 00:19:14,231 Take the lantern with you. 415 00:19:15,401 --> 00:19:17,033 It's bright. 416 00:19:17,035 --> 00:19:18,402 Oh, oh! 417 00:19:18,404 --> 00:19:20,036 - I'm gonna leave the key, you... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 418 00:19:20,038 --> 00:19:20,939 Just, just go, go. 419 00:19:28,514 --> 00:19:29,980 Wow. 420 00:19:29,982 --> 00:19:31,515 Thought we'd never make it. 421 00:19:32,618 --> 00:19:33,452 Vinny. 422 00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:37,220 It's time to wake this son of a bitch up. 423 00:19:37,222 --> 00:19:38,221 Let's do it. 424 00:19:54,272 --> 00:19:55,438 Look, I'm supposed to be 425 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,439 at my wedding rehearsal dinner right now. 426 00:19:56,441 --> 00:19:57,674 - Hey! - What? 427 00:19:57,676 --> 00:19:59,041 Calm the fuck down and keep walking. 428 00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:00,075 Look, guys, if I don't make that dinner, 429 00:20:00,077 --> 00:20:01,578 my fiancee's gonna kill me. 430 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:03,480 Let me get this straight, 431 00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:05,347 we're about to blow your fuckin' brains out 432 00:20:05,349 --> 00:20:08,585 and you're worried about what your woman might think. 433 00:20:08,587 --> 00:20:10,487 This dude has some major problems, 434 00:20:10,489 --> 00:20:12,287 he deserves to fuckin' die. 435 00:20:17,662 --> 00:20:19,597 Get down here. 436 00:20:26,504 --> 00:20:30,675 Anybody that's this pathetic, pussy whipped is pathetic. 437 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:33,742 I'm not pussy whipped! 438 00:20:33,744 --> 00:20:35,580 I just love my fiancee. 439 00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:38,147 Yeah. 440 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:39,615 Well. 441 00:20:39,617 --> 00:20:42,450 Any last words before we end your pathetic 442 00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:44,554 miserable pussy whipped life? 443 00:20:47,157 --> 00:20:48,823 Please, please don't kill me. 444 00:20:48,825 --> 00:20:50,492 Shut the fuck up. 445 00:20:50,494 --> 00:20:52,527 Go out with some fucking balls, for God's sakes. 446 00:20:52,529 --> 00:20:53,728 Have a little dignity! 447 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,463 I'll, I'll do anything. 448 00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:56,297 Anything! 449 00:20:56,299 --> 00:20:57,398 You'll do anything? 450 00:20:58,235 --> 00:20:59,067 You hear that? 451 00:20:59,069 --> 00:21:00,201 He'll do anything. 452 00:21:00,203 --> 00:21:01,402 He ain't got nothing that we want. 453 00:21:01,404 --> 00:21:02,504 That's right. 454 00:21:02,506 --> 00:21:03,371 We're not gay. 455 00:21:03,373 --> 00:21:05,640 You can't suck our fucking dicks off. 456 00:21:05,642 --> 00:21:06,641 Yeah. 457 00:21:06,643 --> 00:21:08,510 Yeah, we're not. 458 00:21:08,512 --> 00:21:09,845 We're not gay. 459 00:21:09,847 --> 00:21:12,313 I'm not, I'm not gay. 460 00:21:12,315 --> 00:21:15,182 Nothing against gay people but I'm not, you know? 461 00:21:15,184 --> 00:21:17,518 I just, I just don't wanna suck a dick. 462 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,219 Yeah, well. 463 00:21:19,221 --> 00:21:20,153 I say we kill him like they did 464 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,122 in that movie we like so much. 465 00:21:22,124 --> 00:21:25,292 - Fuckin' Boondocks style. - Ah, hell yeah! 466 00:21:25,294 --> 00:21:27,629 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. 467 00:21:28,798 --> 00:21:31,331 - Oh, god. - On the count of three. 468 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,634 Three. 469 00:21:32,636 --> 00:21:33,469 Two. 470 00:21:34,303 --> 00:21:35,603 Oh, hold on a sec. 471 00:21:35,605 --> 00:21:36,471 I think we should show him who we are 472 00:21:36,473 --> 00:21:37,639 before we blow his fuckin' head off. 473 00:21:37,641 --> 00:21:38,740 What do you say? 474 00:21:38,742 --> 00:21:40,207 - Oh, yeah. - Let's do it. 475 00:21:40,209 --> 00:21:42,744 Let's take this fuckin' thing off his head. 476 00:21:42,746 --> 00:21:43,579 What? 477 00:21:50,653 --> 00:21:51,818 Alright. 478 00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:53,587 Turn the fuck around. 479 00:21:53,589 --> 00:21:54,623 Turn around! 480 00:21:55,558 --> 00:21:56,592 That's right. 481 00:21:57,493 --> 00:21:58,625 You ready? 482 00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:00,894 Surprise! 483 00:22:00,896 --> 00:22:03,230 Surprise! 484 00:22:03,232 --> 00:22:04,665 Surprise! 485 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:05,501 Surprise! 486 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:07,568 Whoo! 487 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,507 Are you fucking kidding me? 488 00:22:14,509 --> 00:22:15,875 Hey, man, calm the fuck down. 489 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:17,276 Chill out. 490 00:22:22,684 --> 00:22:23,916 Man. 491 00:22:23,918 --> 00:22:25,851 Did we get you good or what, huh? 492 00:22:25,853 --> 00:22:28,254 No, you're a sick fuck! 493 00:22:28,256 --> 00:22:31,290 Calm down, man, it's just a fuckin' bachelor party. 494 00:22:31,292 --> 00:22:32,291 Surprise bachelor party for you. 495 00:22:32,293 --> 00:22:33,593 This is great, Jinx. 496 00:22:33,595 --> 00:22:35,661 You made me miss my rehearsal dinner. 497 00:22:35,663 --> 00:22:37,430 You know Caroline's gonna kill me for this. 498 00:22:37,432 --> 00:22:40,666 The whole family came into town tonight for this. 499 00:22:40,668 --> 00:22:41,801 Listen, man. 500 00:22:41,803 --> 00:22:43,702 How do you think we pulled this off? 501 00:22:43,704 --> 00:22:46,471 Caroline knew about it the entire time. 502 00:22:46,473 --> 00:22:47,505 She helped us. 503 00:22:47,507 --> 00:22:48,707 No, you're lying, okay? 504 00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:50,442 Caroline would never be in on pranks. 505 00:22:50,444 --> 00:22:52,210 Especially something like this. 506 00:22:52,212 --> 00:22:53,545 How do you think that we knew 507 00:22:53,547 --> 00:22:56,581 the exact time that you take a shit every day? 508 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:57,582 She told us. 509 00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:58,718 You can call her if you want. 510 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,120 Yeah, I will call her. 511 00:23:00,955 --> 00:23:01,821 Phone? 512 00:23:01,823 --> 00:23:02,690 Do you have mine? 513 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,523 Oh yeah, I do, don't I? 514 00:23:05,525 --> 00:23:06,360 Go for it. 515 00:23:09,797 --> 00:23:11,797 You wanna get this shit off of me? 516 00:23:11,799 --> 00:23:13,198 I guess that might help a little bit, huh? 517 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,431 Come on! 518 00:23:14,433 --> 00:23:16,168 Give me a second, I gotta get my knife. 519 00:23:19,473 --> 00:23:20,438 Shit. 520 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,541 Sorry about that, bro. 521 00:23:22,542 --> 00:23:23,777 I'll buy you a new shirt. 522 00:23:28,682 --> 00:23:30,280 Hi, baby. 523 00:23:30,282 --> 00:23:31,583 How's it goin'? 524 00:23:31,585 --> 00:23:32,517 Hey, sweetie. 525 00:23:32,519 --> 00:23:34,319 I'm so sorry I'm not home for dinner tonight. 526 00:23:34,321 --> 00:23:36,721 Jinx and a couple of assholes busted on me this morning 527 00:23:36,723 --> 00:23:38,657 with guns and masks, I fainted, 528 00:23:38,659 --> 00:23:40,759 and drug me out in the middle of the woods. 529 00:23:40,761 --> 00:23:41,793 Oh, I did wake up at one point 530 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,528 and Jinx fucking chloroformed me! 531 00:23:43,530 --> 00:23:45,763 Well, yeah, because you tried to kill us. 532 00:23:45,765 --> 00:23:47,698 He chloroformed you and you fainted? 533 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:48,899 Are you okay? 534 00:23:48,901 --> 00:23:50,401 Yeah, I'm okay. 535 00:23:50,403 --> 00:23:51,902 Look, did you know anything about this? 536 00:23:52,738 --> 00:23:54,438 Just calm down, baby. 537 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,540 I knew everything. 538 00:23:56,542 --> 00:23:58,711 Jinx and I have been planning this for months. 539 00:24:00,379 --> 00:24:02,780 But you gotta admit, we got you pretty good, didn't we? 540 00:24:02,782 --> 00:24:03,647 Yeah. 541 00:24:03,649 --> 00:24:06,650 So there is no rehearsal dinner tonight? 542 00:24:06,652 --> 00:24:07,685 Nope. 543 00:24:07,687 --> 00:24:10,287 That's gonna be next Friday before the wedding. 544 00:24:10,289 --> 00:24:12,623 Both of our families were in on it, too. 545 00:24:13,659 --> 00:24:15,324 Now don't worry about anything else 546 00:24:15,326 --> 00:24:17,460 and just have some fun with the boys. 547 00:24:17,462 --> 00:24:18,828 For Christ's sake. 548 00:24:18,830 --> 00:24:21,330 And, well, what are you gonna do tonight? 549 00:24:21,332 --> 00:24:22,732 I mean, I don't like the idea of you home 550 00:24:22,734 --> 00:24:25,002 all alone without me all night long. 551 00:24:25,004 --> 00:24:26,837 I'm not home by myself. 552 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:30,540 I'm over at Cameron's and Callie's here 553 00:24:30,542 --> 00:24:32,675 and she's helping me put my makeup on 554 00:24:32,677 --> 00:24:34,479 which is so sweet of her. 555 00:24:35,413 --> 00:24:36,747 It's all good. 556 00:24:36,749 --> 00:24:39,549 Hey, babe, would you put Jinx on the phone for me? 557 00:24:39,551 --> 00:24:40,686 Okay, honey. 558 00:24:44,389 --> 00:24:45,588 Plan was awesome, scared the shit out of him. 559 00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:46,725 You should've seen his face. 560 00:24:47,892 --> 00:24:49,659 Yeah, we couldn't have done it without you. 561 00:24:49,661 --> 00:24:51,561 Jinx, you motherfucker, 562 00:24:51,563 --> 00:24:52,628 you better stick to the plan. 563 00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:53,896 I'm serious. 564 00:24:53,898 --> 00:24:57,533 No booze, no titty bitches, nothing. 565 00:24:57,535 --> 00:24:59,334 If I find out any of this is going on, 566 00:24:59,336 --> 00:25:00,837 you will experience a wrath that you have 567 00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:03,606 never experienced before, do you understand? 568 00:25:03,608 --> 00:25:04,807 I know, I know. 569 00:25:04,809 --> 00:25:06,776 You've told me a million times. 570 00:25:06,778 --> 00:25:09,879 No alcohol and no strippers, I got it. 571 00:25:09,881 --> 00:25:13,382 Alright, well you go have some fun and we'll see you later. 572 00:25:13,384 --> 00:25:14,619 Alright, good night. 573 00:25:17,588 --> 00:25:18,720 This is bullshit, Jinx. 574 00:25:18,722 --> 00:25:20,055 You know what, no. 575 00:25:20,057 --> 00:25:21,823 I'm not doing any of this, okay? 576 00:25:21,825 --> 00:25:23,725 I got some guy I don't know humping me. 577 00:25:23,727 --> 00:25:24,659 Okay? 578 00:25:24,661 --> 00:25:25,794 You got fuckin' Chad here, 579 00:25:25,796 --> 00:25:27,395 you know how I feel about Chad. 580 00:25:27,397 --> 00:25:28,732 Hey, Pat, what's up, man? 581 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:31,700 Long time, no talk! 582 00:25:31,702 --> 00:25:32,567 It's fucking freezing. 583 00:25:32,569 --> 00:25:35,804 I have no coat, I have nothing, no. 584 00:25:35,806 --> 00:25:37,038 Thanks, but no thanks. 585 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:37,973 Pat, this party is for you, man. 586 00:25:37,975 --> 00:25:39,941 Just calm down, what the fuck? 587 00:25:39,943 --> 00:25:40,778 Where you goin'? 588 00:25:43,447 --> 00:25:45,513 Guess he didn't like the surprise, boys. 589 00:25:45,515 --> 00:25:46,816 J-man, hit me that lantern. 590 00:25:48,885 --> 00:25:49,985 Let's get the food started, 591 00:25:49,987 --> 00:25:52,087 I'm gonna have to go chase after his ass, I guess. 592 00:25:52,089 --> 00:25:53,456 Be back in a few, boys. 593 00:25:57,928 --> 00:26:00,896 That Pat guy's gonna be high maintenance, ain't he? 594 00:26:03,499 --> 00:26:04,698 Oh, yeah, man. 595 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:05,869 Some good fire. 596 00:26:15,745 --> 00:26:16,578 Hey, man. 597 00:26:18,613 --> 00:26:19,447 There. 598 00:26:20,650 --> 00:26:21,483 Hey. 599 00:26:23,853 --> 00:26:26,521 Dude, I am like your biggest fan. 600 00:26:28,390 --> 00:26:29,957 I've seen all of your movies. 601 00:26:29,959 --> 00:26:32,660 I have every last one of them on Blu-ray. 602 00:26:32,662 --> 00:26:34,595 I've seen 'em all, like, ten times. 603 00:26:34,597 --> 00:26:35,898 Some even 20 times. 604 00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:41,804 Awesome. 605 00:26:42,972 --> 00:26:43,804 Thanks. 606 00:26:43,806 --> 00:26:44,607 Glad, glad you do. 607 00:26:47,409 --> 00:26:48,043 Do you think that I could get like a, 608 00:26:49,978 --> 00:26:52,013 like an autograph and a picture with you? 609 00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:56,516 Pat, Pat, wait up! 610 00:26:56,518 --> 00:26:58,585 - Just calm down, man. - No, man. 611 00:26:58,587 --> 00:27:00,119 Pat, come on, man. 612 00:27:00,121 --> 00:27:02,522 Dude, we are four hours away from anywhere. 613 00:27:02,524 --> 00:27:03,990 I don't care! 614 00:27:03,992 --> 00:27:05,792 And you don't have a car here, where you goin'? 615 00:27:05,794 --> 00:27:08,528 Okay, Jinx, you came into my house today 616 00:27:08,530 --> 00:27:11,731 and put guns, guns to my head. 617 00:27:11,733 --> 00:27:13,867 And then you got me out here and who do I see? 618 00:27:13,869 --> 00:27:16,835 Chad and I hate that asshole. 619 00:27:16,837 --> 00:27:19,571 Okay, first of all, those guns weren't real, man. 620 00:27:19,573 --> 00:27:22,908 They're just movie props that we used for one of our movies. 621 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:24,177 They're fake. 622 00:27:24,179 --> 00:27:26,511 And Chad's cool, man. 623 00:27:26,513 --> 00:27:28,181 You guys used to be best friends. 624 00:27:28,183 --> 00:27:30,917 No, he's a raging atheist. 625 00:27:30,919 --> 00:27:32,651 You know that, right? 626 00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:34,220 Like you can't take him around anybody 627 00:27:34,222 --> 00:27:36,189 without him trying to convert you 628 00:27:36,191 --> 00:27:37,924 or he wants you to smoke his pot 629 00:27:37,926 --> 00:27:39,725 or take his ecstasy. 630 00:27:39,727 --> 00:27:41,627 Dude, he's not like that anymore. 631 00:27:41,629 --> 00:27:42,929 I'm telling you, I've been hanging out 632 00:27:42,931 --> 00:27:44,130 with him for the last year, 633 00:27:44,132 --> 00:27:45,697 he talks about these cool restaurants 634 00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:47,966 that he eats at in Austin and, you know, 635 00:27:47,968 --> 00:27:49,700 we have a lot in common with independent films. 636 00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:50,769 He tells me about all these films 637 00:27:50,771 --> 00:27:52,771 I've never heard of and they're, they're cool, man. 638 00:27:52,773 --> 00:27:53,705 He's cool. 639 00:27:53,707 --> 00:27:55,207 Mmhmm, that's great. 640 00:27:55,209 --> 00:27:57,575 Well, he better not start anything, okay? 641 00:27:57,577 --> 00:28:00,746 40 bucks for both. 642 00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,016 F-O-R-T-Y. 643 00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:05,886 I'm an actor, that's why I get paid. 644 00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:13,058 Well, yeah, like I said I'm your biggest fan, I, 645 00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:15,494 and I bought all your movies. 646 00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:16,928 Yeah. 647 00:28:16,930 --> 00:28:21,668 I mean, I hear all that but that doesn't mean shit to me. 648 00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:24,070 See, I don't make a dime 649 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:26,906 out of those things that you buy. 650 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:31,210 See they cook the fucking books so bad, 651 00:28:32,946 --> 00:28:35,081 my last check was almost a nickel. 652 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:37,650 You know? 653 00:28:38,952 --> 00:28:40,718 Hey. 654 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,922 Do you want that autograph and pic or what? 655 00:28:44,524 --> 00:28:45,923 Oh yeah, yeah, uh. 656 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,057 Yeah, hold on. 657 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,024 Yeah, let me. 658 00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:50,862 I think I, I think I got the cash somewhere. 659 00:28:51,997 --> 00:28:55,765 There's one, it's ripped but it's still 660 00:28:55,767 --> 00:28:56,700 like it'll, yeah. 661 00:28:56,702 --> 00:28:58,802 I think it's the serial numbers. 662 00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:00,037 What you got there? 663 00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:01,305 I just, that's, I think that's two. 664 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:02,872 That's three, that's three! 665 00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:03,873 Here! 666 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:05,176 Good start. 667 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,010 What else you got? 668 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:07,211 You know what? 669 00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:08,145 I'm just gonna look in my wallet. 670 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:09,879 I need just 20 more bucks. 671 00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:11,082 - You got 20 more? - Yeah, I usually 672 00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:12,615 keep money in here, I think. 673 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:13,850 Yeah, I do. 674 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:14,684 Yeah, I have some. 675 00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:15,888 Yeah, hold on, let me. 676 00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:18,855 Bingo! 677 00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:20,656 It's just 20 bucks right there. 678 00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:21,891 - Just right there. - Just looked in the wallet. 679 00:29:21,893 --> 00:29:24,828 Alright, you got it, thank you very much. 680 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:28,033 - Um, I'll keep this one. - Mmhmm. 681 00:29:30,568 --> 00:29:32,869 There you go, yeah, hold that. 682 00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:33,703 There you go. 683 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:34,906 Alright, there you go. 684 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:37,741 Here's your Sharpie. 685 00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:38,574 Here's your DVD. 686 00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:40,010 Yeah, Vinny, thanks. 687 00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:42,645 Um, is, uh? 688 00:29:42,647 --> 00:29:43,279 What does it? 689 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:44,149 What does it say? 690 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,550 Vinny Blades. 691 00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:51,787 Well, it just looks like a line. 692 00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:52,821 No. 693 00:29:52,823 --> 00:29:54,089 - It's, yeah. - Hey. 694 00:29:54,091 --> 00:29:56,759 - There's more there. - How about that pic? 695 00:29:56,761 --> 00:29:57,993 Okay. 696 00:29:57,995 --> 00:29:59,795 Oh yeah, I gotta switch it around. 697 00:29:59,797 --> 00:30:00,662 Okay, alright. 698 00:30:00,664 --> 00:30:01,296 Alright. 699 00:30:01,298 --> 00:30:02,131 Here we go. 700 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:03,165 Here we go. 701 00:30:03,167 --> 00:30:03,966 Hey! 702 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,570 - Good job, alright, man. - Uh. 703 00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:11,374 - Wait, wait, Mr, Mr. Blades? - Blades. 704 00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:13,142 Blades, um. 705 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,677 Well, you walked away right as I was 706 00:30:15,679 --> 00:30:16,945 pushing the button so it's, 707 00:30:16,947 --> 00:30:18,679 I mean, it's just a picture of me. 708 00:30:18,681 --> 00:30:21,716 So, like, you went away and then it flashed 709 00:30:21,718 --> 00:30:26,255 a picture and so, you see, it's just a picture of me. 710 00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:27,757 And you're gone out of it. 711 00:30:28,892 --> 00:30:29,690 That's unfortunate. 712 00:30:29,692 --> 00:30:31,025 Yeah, um. 713 00:30:31,027 --> 00:30:32,660 So do you mind if we take another one? 714 00:30:32,662 --> 00:30:34,028 So I can get you in there? 715 00:30:34,030 --> 00:30:35,197 Hey, not at all. 716 00:30:35,199 --> 00:30:36,032 20 more dollars. 717 00:30:40,637 --> 00:30:42,071 What? 718 00:30:42,073 --> 00:30:43,805 Look, I'm not into it, okay? 719 00:30:43,807 --> 00:30:45,240 It's freezing out here. 720 00:30:45,242 --> 00:30:46,741 I have no jacket. 721 00:30:46,743 --> 00:30:48,142 I mean, I still don't feel very well either. 722 00:30:48,144 --> 00:30:48,976 You wanna know why? 723 00:30:48,978 --> 00:30:50,978 Because you chloroformed me, remember? 724 00:30:50,980 --> 00:30:52,714 That was chloroform, right? 725 00:30:54,117 --> 00:30:55,816 To be honest, man, I'm not really sure. 726 00:30:55,818 --> 00:30:56,884 Are you kidding me? 727 00:30:56,886 --> 00:30:59,120 But Vinny wouldn't do anything that was dangerous 728 00:30:59,122 --> 00:31:01,856 to hurt you, he wouldn't do that, man. 729 00:31:01,858 --> 00:31:02,957 You probably just feel a little weird 730 00:31:02,959 --> 00:31:04,192 'cause you didn't have 731 00:31:04,194 --> 00:31:05,361 anything to eat for breakfast, obviously. 732 00:31:06,930 --> 00:31:08,196 Let's just get some food in you 733 00:31:08,198 --> 00:31:10,731 and come back over, we got a jacket for you. 734 00:31:10,733 --> 00:31:12,200 - Come on. - You're a dick. 735 00:31:12,202 --> 00:31:13,036 Come on. 736 00:31:22,878 --> 00:31:26,213 So this spot is actually the first spot 737 00:31:26,215 --> 00:31:29,216 that they ever saw Bigfoot in North America 738 00:31:29,218 --> 00:31:31,351 back in, like, the 1800s, I think? 739 00:31:31,353 --> 00:31:33,420 It was supposed to be like a hoax at first, 740 00:31:33,422 --> 00:31:35,021 everybody thought it'd be a hoax 741 00:31:35,023 --> 00:31:35,922 but all these accounts started coming in after that, 742 00:31:35,924 --> 00:31:38,258 like just one after another and another. 743 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:41,061 There was this one story of a lumberjack 744 00:31:41,063 --> 00:31:43,697 who got, basically, just like captured 745 00:31:43,699 --> 00:31:46,099 - by a whole family of Bigfoot. - Bigfeet. 746 00:31:46,101 --> 00:31:47,334 - What? - Bigfeet. 747 00:31:47,336 --> 00:31:49,904 Family of Bigfeet, you said Bigfoot, but. 748 00:31:50,905 --> 00:31:52,206 It's plural, so Bigfeet. 749 00:31:53,741 --> 00:31:58,110 Like when you don't say a bunch of mouses, 750 00:31:58,112 --> 00:31:59,178 you say a bunch of mice. 751 00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:00,746 Are you sure that's the same thing 752 00:32:00,748 --> 00:32:02,781 with Bigfoot as it is with that? 753 00:32:02,783 --> 00:32:04,016 Yeah, it's plural, right? 754 00:32:04,018 --> 00:32:04,850 Moose, Meeses? 755 00:32:04,852 --> 00:32:07,254 Guys, alright. 756 00:32:07,256 --> 00:32:08,155 He got captured by more than one Bigfoot. 757 00:32:08,157 --> 00:32:10,022 - Thank you. - Okay. 758 00:32:10,024 --> 00:32:11,058 So anyways, um. 759 00:32:11,926 --> 00:32:13,726 He said that they were actually 760 00:32:13,728 --> 00:32:15,395 peaceful creatures, you know? 761 00:32:15,397 --> 00:32:18,265 And vegetarians. 762 00:32:18,267 --> 00:32:20,368 I always thought that was funny. 763 00:32:23,104 --> 00:32:24,836 Anyways, so yeah, so they kept him captive 764 00:32:24,838 --> 00:32:28,007 for like a week before he managed to escape. 765 00:32:28,009 --> 00:32:29,475 I mean, you know, with all the Bigfoot stories 766 00:32:29,477 --> 00:32:32,144 - and what not, I guess. - Are you serious? 767 00:32:32,146 --> 00:32:33,412 What? 768 00:32:33,414 --> 00:32:34,215 I mean. 769 00:32:36,184 --> 00:32:38,886 Nobody's seriously gonna fucking talk about this? 770 00:32:41,522 --> 00:32:42,988 Chad. 771 00:32:42,990 --> 00:32:46,192 Dude, don't start any shit tonight, okay? 772 00:32:46,194 --> 00:32:47,493 Dude, you promised me, okay? 773 00:32:47,495 --> 00:32:50,094 Just shh, be cool, be cool. 774 00:32:50,096 --> 00:32:51,963 I mean, do you really believe that? 775 00:32:51,965 --> 00:32:53,264 Yeah. 776 00:32:53,266 --> 00:32:54,432 Okay. 777 00:32:54,434 --> 00:32:55,867 Can't we have an intelligent 778 00:32:55,869 --> 00:32:57,068 conversation about something else? 779 00:32:57,070 --> 00:32:59,971 No, we cannot have an intelligent conversation tonight. 780 00:32:59,973 --> 00:33:01,472 Okay, this is just about kicking back, 781 00:33:01,474 --> 00:33:03,508 having a good time and shootin' the shit. 782 00:33:03,510 --> 00:33:05,076 Just having fun, okay? 783 00:33:05,078 --> 00:33:06,811 We don't have to have talk science 784 00:33:06,813 --> 00:33:09,314 and all that bullshit, okay? 785 00:33:09,316 --> 00:33:11,783 So just, just let him talk. 786 00:33:11,785 --> 00:33:13,318 Okay? 787 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,953 So, yeah, you know there's been thousands of accounts, 788 00:33:14,955 --> 00:33:17,556 you know, over time, I mean, the miners up in the mines. 789 00:33:17,558 --> 00:33:20,324 Uh, stories of, you know, people just like us, 790 00:33:20,326 --> 00:33:22,359 just sittin' around the campfire, 791 00:33:22,361 --> 00:33:23,428 hearing weird shit in the woods 792 00:33:23,430 --> 00:33:26,029 and, you know, like rocks and sticks 793 00:33:26,031 --> 00:33:27,264 getting thrown at their tents and stuff. 794 00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:28,131 I mean, it's just. 795 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:30,834 Yeah, those people are lying. 796 00:33:30,836 --> 00:33:32,803 - Whatever, Chad. - No, I mean, come on. 797 00:33:32,805 --> 00:33:34,372 I mean, think about it. 798 00:33:34,374 --> 00:33:37,074 Out of thousands of sightings, 799 00:33:37,076 --> 00:33:40,578 the only proof we have out of thousands of sightings 800 00:33:40,580 --> 00:33:45,316 is some blurry photographs and one video 801 00:33:45,318 --> 00:33:48,386 of Bigfoot, you know, walking all retarded. 802 00:33:48,388 --> 00:33:49,222 Not retarded. 803 00:33:50,822 --> 00:33:52,224 My sister is autistic. 804 00:33:53,392 --> 00:33:56,360 Mentally handicapped, please. 805 00:33:56,362 --> 00:33:57,394 Yeah, man. 806 00:33:57,396 --> 00:33:58,330 My niece, his sister. 807 00:33:59,331 --> 00:34:00,264 - What the fuck? - Okay, yes, 808 00:34:00,266 --> 00:34:04,334 but regardless, it's one video 809 00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:08,505 of Bigfoot, you know. 810 00:34:08,507 --> 00:34:11,541 I mean that shit looks so fake! 811 00:34:11,543 --> 00:34:12,476 Chad! 812 00:34:12,478 --> 00:34:14,978 I am fucking serious, man! 813 00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:17,281 Just keep your opinions to yourself. 814 00:34:17,283 --> 00:34:19,283 Yeah, man, just let him talk, alright? 815 00:34:19,285 --> 00:34:21,317 We're just chilling, alright? 816 00:34:21,319 --> 00:34:23,121 Having a good time, alright? 817 00:34:24,255 --> 00:34:26,088 I mean, I love Bigfoot. 818 00:34:26,090 --> 00:34:27,056 Thanks, man. 819 00:34:27,058 --> 00:34:30,795 And aliens and ghosts, I mean. 820 00:34:31,896 --> 00:34:32,628 As a matter of fact, I got a ghost 821 00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:34,430 living in my house right now. 822 00:34:34,432 --> 00:34:36,198 Uncle does, too! 823 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,266 Tell 'em about it. 824 00:34:37,268 --> 00:34:38,401 Yeah, that's right. 825 00:34:38,403 --> 00:34:40,238 I do have a ghost. 826 00:34:41,439 --> 00:34:42,571 It was about three o'clock in the afternoon 827 00:34:42,573 --> 00:34:44,273 and I was taking a nap. 828 00:34:44,275 --> 00:34:45,274 All of a sudden the bedroom door 829 00:34:45,276 --> 00:34:47,577 - just swung right open. - Wow. 830 00:34:47,579 --> 00:34:49,579 I thought at first it must be the cat 831 00:34:49,581 --> 00:34:52,581 or, you know, my wife playing a joke on me or something. 832 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:54,517 But the wife wasn't home and the cat 833 00:34:54,519 --> 00:34:56,084 was sleeping right next to me. 834 00:34:56,086 --> 00:34:57,653 So I thought, well, maybe a breeze came in, 835 00:34:57,655 --> 00:35:00,556 maybe the door was open or something or a window. 836 00:35:00,558 --> 00:35:03,358 Checked all the windows, doors, nope. 837 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,563 There was no fucking explanation of what it was. 838 00:35:06,664 --> 00:35:07,931 I'm tellin' you, man. 839 00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:10,065 Fuckin' ghost. 840 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:11,966 You're lucky, man, because my ghost 841 00:35:11,968 --> 00:35:13,270 scared the shit out of me. 842 00:35:14,472 --> 00:35:18,173 It would, like, turn on appliances around the house, 843 00:35:18,175 --> 00:35:20,445 knock shit off the walls, move furniture. 844 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,679 As a matter of fact, I think one time it tried to kill me. 845 00:35:24,681 --> 00:35:26,113 - I swear to God. - What? 846 00:35:26,115 --> 00:35:27,282 Yeah. 847 00:35:27,284 --> 00:35:28,249 - I went out... - Some heavy shit. 848 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:31,453 No, I went outside to go check the mail, 849 00:35:31,455 --> 00:35:34,422 I come right back the house smells like gas. 850 00:35:34,424 --> 00:35:35,923 So sure enough, I go to the kitchen 851 00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:39,127 and gas stove right there and the knob 852 00:35:39,129 --> 00:35:42,230 is slightly turned releasing gas. 853 00:35:42,232 --> 00:35:43,899 And you couldn't have done that? 854 00:35:45,068 --> 00:35:46,267 No. 855 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:47,335 Yeah, but you couldn't have accidentally 856 00:35:47,337 --> 00:35:49,337 - brushed the knob? - No. 857 00:35:49,339 --> 00:35:50,971 I was not in the kitchen. 858 00:35:52,508 --> 00:35:53,974 That's not the point. 859 00:35:53,976 --> 00:35:56,477 Well, maybe you didn't turn it off all the way 860 00:35:56,479 --> 00:35:58,245 and then you didn't notice until it started 861 00:35:58,247 --> 00:35:59,480 filling up with gas over time... 862 00:35:59,482 --> 00:36:00,647 Dude. 863 00:36:00,649 --> 00:36:02,116 Relax. 864 00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:04,351 Regardless, I got rid of the ghost. 865 00:36:04,353 --> 00:36:06,053 So how'd you get rid of it? 866 00:36:06,055 --> 00:36:07,521 You wanna know how I got rid of it? 867 00:36:07,523 --> 00:36:08,622 Well, yeah. 868 00:36:15,398 --> 00:36:18,401 It's like a scene in one of my movies. 869 00:36:22,036 --> 00:36:24,038 I looked at it right in its ghostly eyes 870 00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:28,443 and I said, 871 00:36:30,478 --> 00:36:32,347 - get the fuck out. - Shit! 872 00:36:34,315 --> 00:36:35,749 Awesome, awesome! 873 00:36:35,751 --> 00:36:36,683 That's cool. 874 00:36:36,685 --> 00:36:38,418 That's what I'm talking about. 875 00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:40,656 I mean, I didn't get rid of it but 876 00:36:41,990 --> 00:36:43,557 it sure shut the fuck up for awhile. 877 00:36:43,559 --> 00:36:46,225 Wow, nice. 878 00:36:46,227 --> 00:36:47,494 Yeah, man, I believe in UFOs. 879 00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:49,563 I've seen a UFO. 880 00:36:49,565 --> 00:36:51,697 Unidentified Flying Objects. 881 00:36:51,699 --> 00:36:53,433 No shit, I really saw it. 882 00:36:53,435 --> 00:36:54,667 I really did. 883 00:36:54,669 --> 00:36:55,635 Seriously. 884 00:36:55,637 --> 00:36:57,135 - Very good. - Saw it. 885 00:36:57,137 --> 00:36:58,473 And, uh, I could tell you, 886 00:37:00,107 --> 00:37:03,476 it made me realize there's something bigger out there. 887 00:37:03,478 --> 00:37:04,477 Okay? 888 00:37:04,479 --> 00:37:06,446 And I believe in Bigfoot. 889 00:37:06,448 --> 00:37:08,046 There you go. 890 00:37:08,048 --> 00:37:10,516 You don't seriously believe in this shit. 891 00:37:10,518 --> 00:37:13,586 I mean use your fuckin' brains. 892 00:37:13,588 --> 00:37:15,455 Are none of you educated? 893 00:37:15,457 --> 00:37:19,192 I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you people? 894 00:37:19,194 --> 00:37:20,526 I'm educated. 895 00:37:20,528 --> 00:37:22,127 It doesn't take a scientist to know 896 00:37:22,129 --> 00:37:23,528 that the gravitational pull could 897 00:37:23,530 --> 00:37:26,531 cause some crazy mutations on our planet. 898 00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:29,201 Could explain things like the chupacabra, 899 00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:32,103 loch ness monster, vampires, werewolves. 900 00:37:32,105 --> 00:37:34,206 - Kim Kardashian's ass. - Yeah! 901 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:35,774 That's unreal. 902 00:37:35,776 --> 00:37:36,675 Okay, you know what? 903 00:37:36,677 --> 00:37:38,610 That's it, that's it. 904 00:37:38,612 --> 00:37:40,445 I can't take any more of this. 905 00:37:40,447 --> 00:37:42,280 Alright, I mean you people can't tell me 906 00:37:42,282 --> 00:37:45,484 you actually believe what the fuck you're saying 907 00:37:45,486 --> 00:37:49,387 because science has proven you wrong over, 908 00:37:49,389 --> 00:37:50,489 no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 909 00:37:50,491 --> 00:37:55,428 Because science has proven you wrong over and over 910 00:37:56,529 --> 00:37:58,462 and over and there's not one ounce, 911 00:37:58,464 --> 00:38:01,098 not one fucking shred of proof 912 00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:04,502 that any of you have any fucking idea 913 00:38:04,504 --> 00:38:06,504 about what you're talking about. 914 00:38:06,506 --> 00:38:09,306 Dude, shut the fuck up, okay? 915 00:38:09,308 --> 00:38:10,407 Just shut the fuck up. 916 00:38:10,409 --> 00:38:12,409 I mean if it wasn't for my ghost 917 00:38:12,411 --> 00:38:14,078 to scare off the wrong woman, 918 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,280 I could've married the fucking bitch 919 00:38:16,282 --> 00:38:17,549 and that would've been the death of me. 920 00:38:17,551 --> 00:38:19,216 - So calm down. - Guys! 921 00:38:19,218 --> 00:38:20,487 That is enough, okay? 922 00:38:21,722 --> 00:38:24,522 Now I told you, you could come if you didn't start any shit 923 00:38:24,524 --> 00:38:26,557 and that's all you've been doing all night. 924 00:38:26,559 --> 00:38:29,326 This is Pat's bachelor party. 925 00:38:29,328 --> 00:38:30,293 You gave me your word, man. 926 00:38:30,295 --> 00:38:32,863 And all you're doing is pissing everybody off. 927 00:38:32,865 --> 00:38:35,499 You're pissin' off Vinny, you're pissin' off Pat. 928 00:38:35,501 --> 00:38:37,601 You're pissin' off my nephew, Jarrett, and me! 929 00:38:37,603 --> 00:38:39,470 What the fuck is wrong with you? 930 00:38:39,472 --> 00:38:41,205 Just sit the fuck down. 931 00:38:41,207 --> 00:38:44,508 Just sit the fuck down, sit the fuck down, man. 932 00:38:44,510 --> 00:38:46,544 Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you? 933 00:38:46,546 --> 00:38:48,512 No, no, I'm not gonna do that 934 00:38:48,514 --> 00:38:51,715 because I'm not gonna let you do that to yourselves, okay? 935 00:38:51,717 --> 00:38:53,182 Because, you know, get your 936 00:38:53,184 --> 00:38:55,718 fuckin' head out of the clouds, people. 937 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:58,555 Let me do you a favor here, okay? 938 00:38:58,557 --> 00:39:01,257 There is no fucking Santa Claus, 939 00:39:01,259 --> 00:39:03,293 there's not fucking Easter Bunny. 940 00:39:03,295 --> 00:39:06,596 - There's no Tooth Fairy... - Chad, I swear to God, 941 00:39:06,598 --> 00:39:07,830 you better quit while you're ahead 942 00:39:07,832 --> 00:39:09,899 because if the next word out of your mouth 943 00:39:09,901 --> 00:39:12,535 - is God... - There's no God either, 944 00:39:12,537 --> 00:39:14,671 you fuckin' Jesus freak. 945 00:39:14,673 --> 00:39:16,874 - Ooh! - Ooh, shit. 946 00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:19,542 - It's about time! - It's a great party, Jinx. 947 00:39:19,544 --> 00:39:20,710 Man, he gave me his word, okay? 948 00:39:20,712 --> 00:39:23,712 I'm sorry, I didn't know he was gonna be a fuckin' dick. 949 00:39:23,714 --> 00:39:25,915 It's a good thing I took 60 bucks off that motherfucker. 950 00:39:27,585 --> 00:39:28,619 Alright. 951 00:39:29,486 --> 00:39:30,720 Help me get this asshole. 952 00:39:30,722 --> 00:39:32,387 Here. 953 00:39:32,389 --> 00:39:34,724 You get his legs and I'll get his upper body. 954 00:39:34,726 --> 00:39:36,560 - Okay. - Then we turn him over. 955 00:39:38,596 --> 00:39:39,528 Oh shit, give me a second. 956 00:39:39,530 --> 00:39:40,763 Oh yeah, he's real light. 957 00:39:40,765 --> 00:39:44,199 Yeah, of course he is, cause you've got the fuckin' legs. 958 00:39:44,201 --> 00:39:45,334 God damn, it's heavy for me. 959 00:39:45,336 --> 00:39:46,638 I need to workout, fuck. 960 00:39:47,806 --> 00:39:50,472 - Freeze! - Oh, shit! 961 00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:53,341 What the hell are you boys doing out here? 962 00:39:53,343 --> 00:39:55,409 And what the hell happened to him? 963 00:39:55,411 --> 00:39:56,279 Uh. 964 00:39:57,648 --> 00:40:00,247 Hi, officer, I think everything's alright here. 965 00:40:00,249 --> 00:40:01,418 Nothing to worry about. 966 00:40:02,553 --> 00:40:04,620 This guy, he's just had a little too much to drink. 967 00:40:04,622 --> 00:40:05,621 He's a friend of ours. 968 00:40:05,623 --> 00:40:09,558 Just, just wanted to let him sleep it off, okay? 969 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,425 We were just about to put him in the tent 970 00:40:10,427 --> 00:40:12,894 and I can vouch for his health totally, 971 00:40:12,896 --> 00:40:14,863 I used to be a medic in Afghanistan. 972 00:40:14,865 --> 00:40:17,766 Yeah, well, you're in a No Trespassing zone 973 00:40:17,768 --> 00:40:20,535 and that's a 300 dollar fine for each of you. 974 00:40:20,537 --> 00:40:21,637 And that doesn't even include 975 00:40:21,639 --> 00:40:24,238 what the sheriff will do if he catches you out here. 976 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:27,274 He will lock you up in jail until the judge 977 00:40:27,276 --> 00:40:29,677 comes in on Monday morning. 978 00:40:29,679 --> 00:40:32,980 Uh, ma'am, can I just come over there 979 00:40:32,982 --> 00:40:34,415 and talk to you for a second? 980 00:40:34,417 --> 00:40:37,485 Vinny, can Vinny and this guy just put 981 00:40:37,487 --> 00:40:39,420 Chad in his tent so he can rest? 982 00:40:39,422 --> 00:40:41,389 He needs to go in the tent. 983 00:40:41,391 --> 00:40:44,725 Yeah, I just wanna have a quick word with you, ma'am. 984 00:40:44,727 --> 00:40:45,926 Okay, but don't touch me. 985 00:40:45,928 --> 00:40:47,528 Okay, don't touch me. 986 00:40:47,530 --> 00:40:48,796 Ma'am, I'm over here. 987 00:40:48,798 --> 00:40:50,498 My hands are right here, I'm not gonna touch you. 988 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,799 How's that? 989 00:40:51,801 --> 00:40:52,733 - That work? - Alright. 990 00:40:52,735 --> 00:40:53,700 Don't touch her, Uncle. 991 00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:55,268 Do you want 'em behind my head, is that okay? 992 00:40:55,270 --> 00:40:56,503 Don't touch me! 993 00:40:56,505 --> 00:40:57,938 Okay, hands are behind my head. 994 00:40:57,940 --> 00:40:59,606 I'm coming. 995 00:40:59,608 --> 00:41:00,808 Could you, could you maybe turn off the light a little bit? 996 00:41:00,810 --> 00:41:01,809 It's really bright, I can't. 997 00:41:01,811 --> 00:41:03,677 It's blinding me, ma'am. 998 00:41:03,679 --> 00:41:05,245 Okay, but I got a gun. 999 00:41:05,247 --> 00:41:06,713 Yeah, I can see that gun, 1000 00:41:06,715 --> 00:41:09,786 I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna do anything. 1001 00:41:12,789 --> 00:41:14,755 - Still got my gun. - Thank you. 1002 00:41:14,757 --> 00:41:15,756 Yeah, hi. 1003 00:41:15,758 --> 00:41:17,792 I can see you got the gun there. 1004 00:41:17,794 --> 00:41:19,929 Would you mind lowering that? 1005 00:41:21,363 --> 00:41:22,830 Okay. 1006 00:41:22,832 --> 00:41:23,664 Thank you. 1007 00:41:23,666 --> 00:41:25,531 Can I lower my hands? 1008 00:41:25,533 --> 00:41:26,666 Slowly. 1009 00:41:26,668 --> 00:41:28,870 Alright, just wanna grab my wallet here real quick. 1010 00:41:31,006 --> 00:41:32,839 I was thinking, we could, you know, we could 1011 00:41:32,841 --> 00:41:36,476 - maybe work something out. - Oh no, I don't take bribes. 1012 00:41:36,478 --> 00:41:37,846 - You sure? - Mmhmm. 1013 00:41:39,614 --> 00:41:41,047 Maybe we could just talk then? 1014 00:41:41,049 --> 00:41:42,682 Oh, you're not talking yourself out of this. 1015 00:41:42,684 --> 00:41:44,651 This is a No Trespassing zone. 1016 00:41:44,653 --> 00:41:46,586 Restricted Area, it says right there. 1017 00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:47,522 Do not enter. 1018 00:41:48,490 --> 00:41:50,425 Oh, it sure as hell does. 1019 00:41:51,626 --> 00:41:56,295 You know, we came in over there, so. 1020 00:41:56,297 --> 00:41:57,498 We didn't see that sign. 1021 00:41:59,633 --> 00:42:02,735 My buddy over there, Pat, he's, 1022 00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:04,703 he's about to make the biggest mistake of his life 1023 00:42:04,705 --> 00:42:06,739 and he's gonna marry the wrong woman 1024 00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:08,640 and I just thought I'd bring him out here 1025 00:42:08,642 --> 00:42:09,808 and show him one last good time 1026 00:42:09,810 --> 00:42:11,710 before his, you know, his funeral. 1027 00:42:11,712 --> 00:42:12,911 It's kind of a bachelor party for him. 1028 00:42:12,913 --> 00:42:15,514 A bachelor party? 1029 00:42:15,516 --> 00:42:17,050 In the middle of the woods? 1030 00:42:17,052 --> 00:42:19,485 Fuckin' Jinx. 1031 00:42:19,487 --> 00:42:21,520 You better get us out of this. 1032 00:42:21,522 --> 00:42:22,755 Don't worry about it. 1033 00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:23,822 This will be fine. 1034 00:42:23,824 --> 00:42:24,789 Pussy whipped. 1035 00:42:24,791 --> 00:42:27,894 I mean, uh, he's so whipped. 1036 00:42:30,563 --> 00:42:32,797 Well, she's kind of controlling 1037 00:42:32,799 --> 00:42:34,799 and doesn't really let him do much 1038 00:42:34,801 --> 00:42:37,502 and the only thing that she would allow 1039 00:42:37,504 --> 00:42:39,004 me to do for the bachelor party 1040 00:42:39,006 --> 00:42:41,439 was to, you know, bring him out here camping. 1041 00:42:41,441 --> 00:42:43,407 Uncle will get us out of this, okay? 1042 00:42:43,409 --> 00:42:45,811 Uncle's, Uncle knows what he's doing. 1043 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,946 Just, you know take him out here. 1044 00:42:47,948 --> 00:42:49,714 Oh, uh. 1045 00:42:49,716 --> 00:42:52,383 You happen to know that actor, Vinny Blades? 1046 00:42:52,385 --> 00:42:53,919 You know that guy that stars 1047 00:42:53,921 --> 00:42:55,619 in all those Switchblade movies? 1048 00:42:55,621 --> 00:42:57,354 They're kind of goofy but have you ever seen 'em? 1049 00:42:57,356 --> 00:42:58,656 Vinny Blades? 1050 00:42:58,658 --> 00:42:59,924 Oh my God, he's like my 1051 00:42:59,926 --> 00:43:01,626 most favorite actor in the whole world. 1052 00:43:01,628 --> 00:43:03,460 He's got those bedroom eyes. 1053 00:43:03,462 --> 00:43:04,729 That's the guy I'm talking about. 1054 00:43:04,731 --> 00:43:07,765 Well, if you look right over there. 1055 00:43:07,767 --> 00:43:09,667 - That's him. - Oh my God! 1056 00:43:09,669 --> 00:43:11,769 Do you think I could get his autograph? 1057 00:43:11,771 --> 00:43:12,870 I could probably arrange that 1058 00:43:12,872 --> 00:43:14,572 if you wanna work something out. 1059 00:43:14,574 --> 00:43:18,910 What I was thinking is, you let us stay all night 1060 00:43:18,912 --> 00:43:20,945 and we'll leave in the morning. 1061 00:43:20,947 --> 00:43:22,780 First light, what do you say? 1062 00:43:22,782 --> 00:43:23,915 Well, as long as you swear 1063 00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:25,148 you'll be gone in the morning, 1064 00:43:25,150 --> 00:43:27,517 I don't see how it would be a problem. 1065 00:43:27,519 --> 00:43:29,753 - So we got a deal? - Deal. 1066 00:43:29,755 --> 00:43:30,587 Alright. 1067 00:43:30,589 --> 00:43:32,055 Very good. 1068 00:43:32,057 --> 00:43:33,824 Hey, uh, Vinny. 1069 00:43:33,826 --> 00:43:37,694 Could you come over here and meet a superfan? 1070 00:43:37,696 --> 00:43:40,797 She's a superfan of yours and, if you could, 1071 00:43:40,799 --> 00:43:42,499 bring one of those super delicious brownies 1072 00:43:42,501 --> 00:43:44,036 that you make homemade. 1073 00:43:48,473 --> 00:43:50,409 Yeah, that is Vinny Blades. 1074 00:43:51,076 --> 00:43:52,077 Vinny Blades! 1075 00:43:53,846 --> 00:43:54,711 Oh. 1076 00:43:54,713 --> 00:43:56,079 Howdy, ma'am. 1077 00:43:56,081 --> 00:43:57,582 Always good to meet a fan. 1078 00:44:00,952 --> 00:44:01,986 Oh. 1079 00:44:03,688 --> 00:44:06,990 I got this, uh, homemade brownie just for you. 1080 00:44:06,992 --> 00:44:11,997 Vinny, that is the extra extra special brownie, right? 1081 00:44:12,663 --> 00:44:13,662 Yeah. 1082 00:44:13,664 --> 00:44:15,531 Hey, it's not my first rodeo. 1083 00:44:15,533 --> 00:44:16,765 This is one tasty brownie. 1084 00:44:16,767 --> 00:44:18,869 This is one of the best I've ever eaten. 1085 00:44:18,871 --> 00:44:19,872 Mm, mmhmm. 1086 00:44:21,907 --> 00:44:24,841 Uh, listen, Vinny, I was kinda thinking 1087 00:44:24,843 --> 00:44:27,542 that maybe you could, uh, you know 1088 00:44:27,544 --> 00:44:30,913 take a couple pics with her and give her an autograph. 1089 00:44:30,915 --> 00:44:31,949 What do you say? 1090 00:44:36,187 --> 00:44:37,019 Aw, come on, man. 1091 00:44:37,021 --> 00:44:39,989 You know, it's for me. 1092 00:44:39,991 --> 00:44:41,223 You know. 1093 00:44:41,225 --> 00:44:42,026 Special favor. 1094 00:44:42,927 --> 00:44:44,727 I owe you one, okay? 1095 00:44:44,729 --> 00:44:45,628 Why not? 1096 00:44:45,630 --> 00:44:46,595 Hmm? 1097 00:44:46,597 --> 00:44:47,598 Would you sign my chest? 1098 00:44:49,033 --> 00:44:52,036 It is my specialty. 1099 00:44:53,571 --> 00:44:54,404 Alright. 1100 00:44:56,206 --> 00:44:58,041 Fucking fans of his. 1101 00:45:00,510 --> 00:45:01,845 Vinny. 1102 00:45:03,246 --> 00:45:04,080 Blades. 1103 00:45:05,916 --> 00:45:07,515 Oh, when I get off in the morning, 1104 00:45:07,517 --> 00:45:10,952 I am so getting this permanently tattooed on my breasts. 1105 00:45:10,954 --> 00:45:11,819 We're in the same fuckin' movie, 1106 00:45:11,821 --> 00:45:13,254 I don't get to sign no fuckin' titties. 1107 00:45:13,256 --> 00:45:14,622 Hell yeah. 1108 00:45:14,624 --> 00:45:16,090 That's what I'm talking about. 1109 00:45:16,092 --> 00:45:17,694 A true fan. 1110 00:45:18,862 --> 00:45:20,163 Of course, of course. 1111 00:45:22,032 --> 00:45:24,098 Hey, why don't you come by the fire over there with us? 1112 00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:25,535 It's nice and toasty. 1113 00:45:29,605 --> 00:45:31,972 What a fuckin' douchebag. 1114 00:45:31,974 --> 00:45:33,475 Jesus Christ. 1115 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,014 Do you got anything to drink? 1116 00:45:39,982 --> 00:45:41,184 Got this awesome sauce. 1117 00:45:42,751 --> 00:45:43,583 No. 1118 00:45:43,585 --> 00:45:44,785 Caroline doesn't let me, 1119 00:45:44,787 --> 00:45:46,087 like it when I drink. 1120 00:45:46,089 --> 00:45:47,121 Hey. 1121 00:45:47,123 --> 00:45:48,058 How's that brownie? 1122 00:45:49,692 --> 00:45:50,824 Timmy. 1123 00:45:50,826 --> 00:45:51,993 It's great brownie. 1124 00:45:51,995 --> 00:45:53,796 - Vinny. - Right. 1125 00:45:54,898 --> 00:45:55,930 Dude. 1126 00:45:55,932 --> 00:45:57,998 - Just have a beer, bro. - Yeah. 1127 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,701 - Thanks, man. - Nice catch. 1128 00:46:08,010 --> 00:46:10,210 Would you like a beer to wash down that tasty brownie? 1129 00:46:10,212 --> 00:46:11,714 No, I'm on duty. 1130 00:46:13,282 --> 00:46:15,782 Have you ever seen a Bigfoot? 1131 00:46:15,784 --> 00:46:17,219 Or like a family of Bigfeet? 1132 00:46:18,187 --> 00:46:20,120 No, it's Bigfoot. 1133 00:46:20,122 --> 00:46:21,288 Bigfoot. 1134 00:46:21,290 --> 00:46:23,590 And, bro, she can't tell you that. 1135 00:46:23,592 --> 00:46:25,025 It's top secret. 1136 00:46:25,027 --> 00:46:26,660 It's not top secret. 1137 00:46:26,662 --> 00:46:27,927 Then why are there all these signs around here 1138 00:46:27,929 --> 00:46:29,795 that say Restricted Area: Do Not Enter? 1139 00:46:29,797 --> 00:46:31,831 Because all these redneck hunters 1140 00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:33,232 are coming around here trying to kill Bigfoot 1141 00:46:33,234 --> 00:46:34,867 for a million dollars and they're putting 1142 00:46:34,869 --> 00:46:36,669 bear traps out and hurting people. 1143 00:46:36,671 --> 00:46:37,870 Really? 1144 00:46:37,872 --> 00:46:39,939 There's fuckin' bear traps out here? 1145 00:46:39,941 --> 00:46:40,775 Great. 1146 00:46:41,843 --> 00:46:43,044 What the fuck is that? 1147 00:46:45,146 --> 00:46:46,879 What is that? 1148 00:46:47,949 --> 00:46:51,152 Sounds like fuckin' chimp sounds or something. 1149 00:46:52,086 --> 00:46:54,287 You don't have monkeys out here, do you? 1150 00:46:54,289 --> 00:46:55,154 No. 1151 00:46:55,156 --> 00:46:56,190 No monkeys. 1152 00:46:57,924 --> 00:46:58,859 Shh, shh. 1153 00:46:59,993 --> 00:47:01,327 Shh. 1154 00:47:02,963 --> 00:47:04,596 Wolves. 1155 00:47:04,598 --> 00:47:05,233 It's wolves. 1156 00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:08,700 Werewolves. 1157 00:47:08,702 --> 00:47:10,902 No, no werewolves, no Bigfoot, 1158 00:47:10,904 --> 00:47:13,038 it's probably just a couple of coyotes. 1159 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,773 It's cay-oats. 1160 00:47:14,775 --> 00:47:18,277 It's cay-oats not coyotes, it's cay-oat country. 1161 00:47:19,347 --> 00:47:20,281 Cay-oat country. 1162 00:47:23,217 --> 00:47:25,752 Whatever the fuck it is, it's getting closer. 1163 00:47:27,288 --> 00:47:28,752 Yeah. 1164 00:47:28,754 --> 00:47:29,688 He's right. 1165 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:33,559 It's right there. 1166 00:47:37,630 --> 00:47:39,632 What the fuck is that? 1167 00:47:42,102 --> 00:47:43,203 Who's out there? 1168 00:47:44,371 --> 00:47:47,874 You better show yourself cause I'm a badass park ranger. 1169 00:47:49,209 --> 00:47:51,144 - She's a badass. - Shh! 1170 00:47:52,079 --> 00:47:53,912 What is that? 1171 00:47:53,914 --> 00:47:55,213 What the fuck is that light? 1172 00:47:55,215 --> 00:47:57,915 It's fuckin' glowing in the dark, man. 1173 00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,216 It might be one of those fuckin' aliens, 1174 00:47:59,218 --> 00:48:00,886 y'all were talking about earlier. 1175 00:48:02,021 --> 00:48:02,922 Switchblade your ass. 1176 00:48:05,658 --> 00:48:07,860 Fucking put a curse on this fucking thing. 1177 00:48:09,028 --> 00:48:11,028 Whatever it is, it's getting closer. 1178 00:48:11,030 --> 00:48:13,063 Alright, boys, get ready. 1179 00:48:13,065 --> 00:48:15,232 Or we'll fuck your alien ass up! 1180 00:48:15,234 --> 00:48:16,366 She's got the gun. 1181 00:48:16,368 --> 00:48:17,801 She goes first. 1182 00:48:17,803 --> 00:48:18,402 You, you shoot that son of a bitch, alright? 1183 00:48:18,404 --> 00:48:20,737 Mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm. 1184 00:48:20,739 --> 00:48:21,672 Whoo! 1185 00:48:21,674 --> 00:48:22,739 I got you, boys! 1186 00:48:23,375 --> 00:48:24,274 It was the strippers. 1187 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:26,176 - Oh. - Oh my God. 1188 00:48:26,178 --> 00:48:27,778 Yeah, whoo! 1189 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:29,212 The strippers. 1190 00:48:29,214 --> 00:48:31,180 - Fucking party time! - You have strippers? 1191 00:48:31,182 --> 00:48:33,283 Yes, time to get this party started. 1192 00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:36,253 No, you told me this was just a party in the woods. 1193 00:48:36,255 --> 00:48:39,423 I said bachelor party for my pussy whipped friend. 1194 00:48:39,425 --> 00:48:41,023 Remember? 1195 00:48:41,025 --> 00:48:41,958 It wouldn't be a bachelor party if we didn't 1196 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,726 have some strippers, right? 1197 00:48:43,728 --> 00:48:45,128 I'm gonna get in so much trouble. 1198 00:48:45,130 --> 00:48:46,796 You're not gonna get in any trouble. 1199 00:48:46,798 --> 00:48:48,332 Just hang out with us. 1200 00:48:48,334 --> 00:48:50,234 Eat another brownie, you know? 1201 00:48:50,236 --> 00:48:51,335 Vinny's got some more of those brownies 1202 00:48:51,337 --> 00:48:53,170 - and you love that brownie. - I like those brownies. 1203 00:48:53,172 --> 00:48:54,904 - Right. - Okay, okay. 1204 00:48:54,906 --> 00:48:57,141 But everything has to be cleaned out by the morning. 1205 00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:58,207 Everything. 1206 00:48:58,209 --> 00:48:59,741 - Hey. - You got me? 1207 00:48:59,743 --> 00:49:00,976 Scout's honor. 1208 00:49:00,978 --> 00:49:02,178 Whatever that shit is, right? 1209 00:49:02,180 --> 00:49:04,113 - We give our word, right? - Alright. 1210 00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:05,047 Promise. 1211 00:49:05,049 --> 00:49:06,781 We will be off first light. 1212 00:49:06,783 --> 00:49:09,285 Alright, so, let's get the party started, right? 1213 00:49:09,287 --> 00:49:10,953 You girls, ready? 1214 00:49:10,955 --> 00:49:11,788 Not yet. 1215 00:49:13,057 --> 00:49:14,290 What do you mean? 1216 00:49:14,292 --> 00:49:15,994 You have to pay our boss. 1217 00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:18,461 You brought your boss out here? 1218 00:49:18,463 --> 00:49:21,230 Why would, why would you bring your boss out here? 1219 00:49:21,232 --> 00:49:23,732 To make sure you guys don't get too out of hand. 1220 00:49:23,734 --> 00:49:25,770 To make sure you pay before you play. 1221 00:49:27,505 --> 00:49:29,271 Okay. 1222 00:49:29,273 --> 00:49:31,273 Well, where is your boss? 1223 00:49:31,275 --> 00:49:32,109 Back there. 1224 00:49:34,211 --> 00:49:35,212 Alright. 1225 00:49:36,213 --> 00:49:37,347 I'll go pay your boss. 1226 00:49:39,349 --> 00:49:42,517 - Take care of him. - So who's ready 1227 00:49:42,519 --> 00:49:44,252 - for a good time? - Well, hell yeah! 1228 00:49:44,254 --> 00:49:45,187 Let's do it, man. 1229 00:49:45,189 --> 00:49:47,022 Who's ready for a good time? 1230 00:49:47,024 --> 00:49:49,824 Whoo! 1231 00:49:49,826 --> 00:49:50,827 What's up, my man? 1232 00:49:52,129 --> 00:49:54,131 My friends call me Jinx, what's your name? 1233 00:49:55,165 --> 00:49:55,999 Brick. 1234 00:49:58,168 --> 00:50:01,137 Brick, is that cause you're built like a shit brickhouse? 1235 00:50:03,139 --> 00:50:03,973 Okay. 1236 00:50:06,376 --> 00:50:07,975 Right. 1237 00:50:07,977 --> 00:50:09,977 So is everything, everything's good? 1238 00:50:09,979 --> 00:50:11,313 We're good, we're good to go? 1239 00:50:11,315 --> 00:50:12,382 You got the cash? 1240 00:50:13,816 --> 00:50:16,351 Uh, yeah, yeah, I got the cash. 1241 00:50:16,353 --> 00:50:17,218 600 bucks, right? 1242 00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:18,255 For two hours? 1243 00:50:20,156 --> 00:50:22,524 I got, uh, a few, some 20s and fives in there, 1244 00:50:22,526 --> 00:50:23,991 is that alright? 1245 00:50:23,993 --> 00:50:26,796 But, man, I assure you, all 600 bucks is there. 1246 00:50:27,497 --> 00:50:29,131 You can count it if you like. 1247 00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:34,134 Same rules apply out here as they do at the club. 1248 00:50:34,136 --> 00:50:36,905 Girls are topless only, no touching. 1249 00:50:38,574 --> 00:50:40,307 So. 1250 00:50:40,309 --> 00:50:41,776 When you say no touching, 1251 00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:45,112 that just means that we can't touch the girls 1252 00:50:45,114 --> 00:50:48,415 but, I mean, the girls can touch us if they want to, right? 1253 00:50:48,417 --> 00:50:51,151 If they really want to, yes. 1254 00:50:51,153 --> 00:50:53,120 But that ain't fittin' to happen. 1255 00:50:53,122 --> 00:50:55,356 And don't be forcing yourself on 'em either 1256 00:50:55,358 --> 00:50:57,460 or you gonna have a major fuckin' problem. 1257 00:50:59,561 --> 00:51:01,060 Well, we don't any major 1258 00:51:01,062 --> 00:51:03,329 fuckin' problems with you, alright? 1259 00:51:03,331 --> 00:51:06,366 We're just a cool group of guys over there. 1260 00:51:06,368 --> 00:51:08,501 Everything's gonna be cool, I promise you. 1261 00:51:08,503 --> 00:51:09,435 It's all good. 1262 00:51:09,437 --> 00:51:10,272 No problems. 1263 00:51:11,906 --> 00:51:13,940 Look, I'll be chillin' over here from a distance 1264 00:51:13,942 --> 00:51:16,075 but I could still see what's up. 1265 00:51:16,077 --> 00:51:18,978 Don't make me go over there. 1266 00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:20,179 Okay, bro. 1267 00:51:20,181 --> 00:51:20,982 We're good! 1268 00:51:23,318 --> 00:51:26,085 You got an hour and 55 minutes left. 1269 00:51:26,087 --> 00:51:28,354 Bring 'em back to this spot and don't be late. 1270 00:51:28,356 --> 00:51:32,592 If you do, I'ma charge you another 600 dollars. 1271 00:51:32,594 --> 00:51:35,093 Alright, well, we will not be late. 1272 00:51:35,095 --> 00:51:36,328 - I will see you then. - Hey, Jinx. 1273 00:51:36,330 --> 00:51:38,897 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - Jinx, man, hey. 1274 00:51:38,899 --> 00:51:40,299 Fuck, you're big! 1275 00:51:40,301 --> 00:51:43,201 So I don't know if you remember this, 1276 00:51:43,203 --> 00:51:46,439 but you made a promise to Caroline and me 1277 00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:49,241 that there'd be no strippers. 1278 00:51:49,243 --> 00:51:50,210 There's two of 'em. 1279 00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:52,312 Yeah, that's right. 1280 00:51:52,314 --> 00:51:53,945 You know why I made that promise? 1281 00:51:53,947 --> 00:51:56,316 Cause you wanted to bitch out and leave earlier, remember? 1282 00:51:56,318 --> 00:51:58,116 And if I told Caroline the truth, 1283 00:51:58,118 --> 00:51:59,184 you wouldn't be here right now. 1284 00:51:59,186 --> 00:52:01,854 And also the bachelor party's not for you, bro. 1285 00:52:02,656 --> 00:52:04,589 They're for guys like me. 1286 00:52:04,591 --> 00:52:07,992 Miserable bastards who hate fucking being married, okay? 1287 00:52:07,994 --> 00:52:09,461 And single dudes. 1288 00:52:09,463 --> 00:52:11,363 So we're gonna go have a good fuckin' time 1289 00:52:11,365 --> 00:52:13,665 and if you don't wanna have fun, man, that's okay. 1290 00:52:13,667 --> 00:52:15,334 You can just sit back and watch, okay? 1291 00:52:15,336 --> 00:52:16,401 What's that supposed to mean? 1292 00:52:16,403 --> 00:52:17,602 Dude, I'm telling you. 1293 00:52:17,604 --> 00:52:19,471 Once you fuckin' put that ring on that finger 1294 00:52:19,473 --> 00:52:20,672 your whole life's gonna change. 1295 00:52:20,674 --> 00:52:22,607 All those good times you're having right now, 1296 00:52:22,609 --> 00:52:24,076 you can kiss that shit goodbye. 1297 00:52:24,078 --> 00:52:25,043 You're gonna sit here and tell me, 1298 00:52:25,045 --> 00:52:27,512 oh, I'm so in love with Caroline 1299 00:52:27,514 --> 00:52:30,015 and I can't cheat, looking at titties 1300 00:52:30,017 --> 00:52:32,183 and strippers is cheating on her. 1301 00:52:33,486 --> 00:52:35,219 You know what I don't understand about you, Jinx? 1302 00:52:35,221 --> 00:52:37,355 Is why you always gotta be so fuckin' negative? 1303 00:52:37,357 --> 00:52:39,090 - Yeah, why you... - Look, Caroline and I, 1304 00:52:39,092 --> 00:52:40,591 we love each other, you've seen us together. 1305 00:52:40,593 --> 00:52:43,961 We never argue and we have plenty of sex. 1306 00:52:43,963 --> 00:52:45,463 Yeah. 1307 00:52:45,465 --> 00:52:46,430 The good times are over, bro. 1308 00:52:46,432 --> 00:52:48,099 What the fuck are you talking about? 1309 00:52:48,101 --> 00:52:50,601 I'm talkin' about all that wild sex 1310 00:52:50,603 --> 00:52:52,036 you're talkin' about you have now 1311 00:52:52,038 --> 00:52:54,205 and you're soulmates and she sucks your cock 1312 00:52:54,207 --> 00:52:56,073 and swallows and all that, right? 1313 00:52:56,075 --> 00:52:57,508 - Uh huh. - Uh huh. 1314 00:52:57,510 --> 00:53:00,177 Put the ring on her finger and then talk to me. 1315 00:53:00,179 --> 00:53:02,545 You're gonna be watching that reality TV bullshit, 1316 00:53:02,547 --> 00:53:05,115 - Housewives, fuckin'... - Oh, we love that show. 1317 00:53:05,117 --> 00:53:05,949 Of course, see? 1318 00:53:05,951 --> 00:53:06,684 It's already started. 1319 00:53:06,686 --> 00:53:08,318 How 'bout Vanderpump Rules, man? 1320 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,287 You know Vanderpump, Vanderpump Rules, huh? 1321 00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:13,491 Yeah, that's fucking crazy, too, man. 1322 00:53:13,493 --> 00:53:15,392 My life is fuckin' miserable! 1323 00:53:15,394 --> 00:53:17,528 It fucking sucks! 1324 00:53:17,530 --> 00:53:18,962 Okay? 1325 00:53:18,964 --> 00:53:20,731 I just wanna see some new titties. 1326 00:53:20,733 --> 00:53:22,433 I just want 'em to, like, poke their nipples 1327 00:53:22,435 --> 00:53:24,334 around my face and they might do it 1328 00:53:24,336 --> 00:53:25,469 around my mouth cause I remember that once. 1329 00:53:25,471 --> 00:53:27,137 They kinda, mm, you know? 1330 00:53:27,139 --> 00:53:28,506 Maybe something like that'll happen. 1331 00:53:28,508 --> 00:53:29,340 Look, I'm just gonna. 1332 00:53:29,342 --> 00:53:30,508 Alright, let me just say this, okay? 1333 00:53:30,510 --> 00:53:31,974 It's just not a good idea, man. 1334 00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:33,476 It's really not and I'm gonna go on the record 1335 00:53:33,478 --> 00:53:35,578 and I'm gonna say, this isn't gonna end well. 1336 00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:36,379 It's not. 1337 00:53:36,381 --> 00:53:37,347 I'm tellin' you. 1338 00:53:37,349 --> 00:53:38,681 It's gonna be just fine 1339 00:53:38,683 --> 00:53:40,583 because you're gonna keep your fuckin' mouth shut 1340 00:53:40,585 --> 00:53:42,151 and have a good time. 1341 00:53:42,153 --> 00:53:45,020 Okay, both of y'all sound like two bitches right now. 1342 00:53:45,022 --> 00:53:46,689 This one's pussy whipped. 1343 00:53:46,691 --> 00:53:48,224 I'm not pussy whipped! 1344 00:53:48,226 --> 00:53:49,426 Why does everybody keep saying that to me? 1345 00:53:49,428 --> 00:53:50,560 Because you're fucking pussy whipped, man. 1346 00:53:50,562 --> 00:53:52,060 Even he, he doesn't even fucking know you 1347 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,296 and he knows you're pussy whipped. 1348 00:53:53,298 --> 00:53:54,431 You're pussy whipped. 1349 00:53:54,433 --> 00:53:56,031 - Okay, here's the deal. - Listen, dude. 1350 00:53:56,033 --> 00:53:57,467 Hey, hey, hey, that's enough, okay? 1351 00:53:57,469 --> 00:53:58,635 He said we had an hour and 50 minutes, 1352 00:53:58,637 --> 00:53:59,469 we've already spent what? 1353 00:53:59,471 --> 00:54:01,136 Five, what time is it? 1354 00:54:01,138 --> 00:54:02,438 Oh yeah, you got an hour and 40 minutes left. 1355 00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:03,705 Alright, that's it, we're going. 1356 00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:05,073 Go back to the fuckin' camp, 1357 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,341 - we're going. - Just don't let. 1358 00:54:06,343 --> 00:54:07,142 Hey, I don't want 'em dancin' on me. 1359 00:54:07,144 --> 00:54:08,377 Brick, we're goin'. 1360 00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:09,146 Brick, don't let 'em dance on me. 1361 00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:13,484 So where is the lucky bachelor for the night tonight? 1362 00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:17,286 Okay, so, who's up first? 1363 00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:20,222 Well, he should be first cause he's the bachelor 1364 00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:22,458 but he's pussy whipped 1365 00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:24,493 and his woman doesn't want him to have any fun 1366 00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:26,495 at his bachelor party cause he's not allowed to have one. 1367 00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:28,063 So. 1368 00:54:28,065 --> 00:54:29,799 I'm goin' first. 1369 00:54:29,801 --> 00:54:31,800 Hey, why can't I go first? 1370 00:54:31,802 --> 00:54:33,234 You're not goin', man. 1371 00:54:33,236 --> 00:54:34,502 You wouldn't even know what to do. 1372 00:54:34,504 --> 00:54:36,337 Just chill out. 1373 00:54:36,339 --> 00:54:38,139 Watch and learn. 1374 00:54:38,141 --> 00:54:40,541 Let your uncle show you how it's done, okay? 1375 00:54:40,543 --> 00:54:42,278 No, I'm goin' first. 1376 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:44,780 What? 1377 00:54:44,782 --> 00:54:46,380 You wanna go first? 1378 00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:48,349 You hear that boys? 1379 00:54:48,351 --> 00:54:49,618 Tell you what, 1380 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:52,623 you dance on her and you can dance on me. 1381 00:54:56,494 --> 00:54:57,327 Bring it in. 1382 00:56:16,437 --> 00:56:17,271 Oh, yes. 1383 00:56:18,674 --> 00:56:19,806 Oh. 1384 00:56:19,808 --> 00:56:24,611 Oh, motherfucker, I'm putting this shit on the internet 1385 00:56:24,613 --> 00:56:27,481 and then we'll see who's getting married now, motherfucker. 1386 00:56:28,850 --> 00:56:31,450 That's right, I'm getting the last laugh. 1387 00:56:31,452 --> 00:56:32,718 Oh, yeah. 1388 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,721 Grind it up. 1389 00:56:34,655 --> 00:56:35,489 That's it. 1390 00:56:36,591 --> 00:56:40,595 Fuck every branch on the way down the breakup tree. 1391 00:56:41,629 --> 00:56:43,161 Fuckin' hate spiders. 1392 00:56:43,163 --> 00:56:43,798 The fuck? 1393 00:56:45,399 --> 00:56:46,534 Got, shit. 1394 00:56:48,201 --> 00:56:49,768 Oh, damn. 1395 00:56:49,770 --> 00:56:51,570 Hey! 1396 00:56:51,572 --> 00:56:53,307 Keep your hands to yourself! 1397 00:56:54,709 --> 00:56:55,543 Shit. 1398 00:56:56,711 --> 00:56:58,611 Damn, I swear they act like they ain't 1399 00:56:58,613 --> 00:56:59,880 never seen no pussy before. 1400 00:57:01,248 --> 00:57:03,448 Look at that, it don't make no damn sense. 1401 00:57:03,450 --> 00:57:06,651 I swear on my life, what the fuck? 1402 00:57:16,630 --> 00:57:18,763 Okay, she's like getting loose. 1403 00:57:18,765 --> 00:57:19,797 Get it! 1404 00:57:19,799 --> 00:57:21,499 I wish that was me. 1405 00:57:21,501 --> 00:57:22,834 Yes, look at her go. 1406 00:57:22,836 --> 00:57:24,970 Oh my God. 1407 00:57:24,972 --> 00:57:27,405 - Oh my God. - Yeah, I cannot believe 1408 00:57:27,407 --> 00:57:28,806 she just put her hand there. 1409 00:57:32,312 --> 00:57:33,543 Knock, knock. 1410 00:57:33,545 --> 00:57:34,845 Are you ready for my cock? 1411 00:57:34,847 --> 00:57:36,480 Yeah! 1412 00:57:36,482 --> 00:57:37,383 Yeah, I am. 1413 00:57:38,651 --> 00:57:39,817 Oh my God, I can't believe 1414 00:57:39,819 --> 00:57:42,252 she's getting married in one week. 1415 00:57:42,254 --> 00:57:43,754 Me either. 1416 00:57:43,756 --> 00:57:44,621 I don't know how she's gonna give up girls' night out. 1417 00:57:44,623 --> 00:57:46,690 I don't think she will, I mean, 1418 00:57:46,692 --> 00:57:48,492 seriously I don't think she's gonna give it up 1419 00:57:48,494 --> 00:57:49,994 just because she's getting married. 1420 00:57:49,996 --> 00:57:51,963 Oh my God, y'all, look at Caroline's page. 1421 00:57:51,965 --> 00:57:53,664 What is it? 1422 00:57:53,666 --> 00:57:54,766 It's Pat dancing with two naked chicks in the woods. 1423 00:57:54,768 --> 00:57:57,467 Oh shit, she's gonna freak the fuck out! 1424 00:57:57,469 --> 00:57:59,804 I know, she doesn't even allow him to drink. 1425 00:57:59,806 --> 00:58:01,005 Should we tell her? 1426 00:58:01,007 --> 00:58:02,707 No, no, no, no. 1427 00:58:02,709 --> 00:58:05,176 She'll flip the fuck out and ruin the night, don't. 1428 00:58:07,713 --> 00:58:10,783 Ten thousand views in five minutes? 1429 00:58:15,921 --> 00:58:17,788 Caroline, where are you going? 1430 00:58:17,790 --> 00:58:19,723 Watch where the fuck you're goin'. 1431 00:58:19,725 --> 00:58:22,358 Fuck you, you don't wanna fuck with me tonight. 1432 00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:23,527 - Break it up, break it up. - Really? 1433 00:58:23,529 --> 00:58:24,895 You better take your ass off. 1434 00:58:24,897 --> 00:58:26,965 Yeah, good idea, you fucking cunt. 1435 00:58:31,603 --> 00:58:32,769 - Should we go get her? - No, no, no, leave it. 1436 00:58:32,771 --> 00:58:34,036 Leave it. 1437 00:58:42,714 --> 00:58:45,047 Get it, get it! 1438 00:58:45,049 --> 00:58:46,882 - Whoo! - Yeah! 1439 00:58:46,884 --> 00:58:48,586 Have a great night! 1440 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:25,714 Yeah! 1441 01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:30,617 Yeah! 1442 01:00:30,619 --> 01:00:31,852 Quiet! 1443 01:00:31,854 --> 01:00:32,986 Shut up! 1444 01:00:32,988 --> 01:00:34,155 Quiet! 1445 01:00:34,157 --> 01:00:35,155 Everybody, cool, cool. 1446 01:00:35,157 --> 01:00:36,622 - What's up? - Shh. 1447 01:00:36,624 --> 01:00:38,424 Officer Bates, where are you? 1448 01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:39,826 Officer Bates. 1449 01:00:39,828 --> 01:00:41,161 How's everything going at Cherokee Creek? 1450 01:00:41,163 --> 01:00:42,728 You never checked in. 1451 01:00:42,730 --> 01:00:44,530 Oh, that was just a false alarm. 1452 01:00:44,532 --> 01:00:45,966 Everything looks good, it's all fine. 1453 01:00:45,968 --> 01:00:47,167 I checked out the north side, 1454 01:00:47,169 --> 01:00:48,534 I'm gonna go check out the east side now. 1455 01:00:48,536 --> 01:00:49,702 Sounds good, ten-four. 1456 01:00:49,704 --> 01:00:50,538 Ten-four. 1457 01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:53,840 - Alright. - Alright! 1458 01:00:53,842 --> 01:00:56,742 Everybody, clean up this crap, okay? 1459 01:00:56,744 --> 01:00:57,978 All of it! 1460 01:00:57,980 --> 01:00:59,913 Or I'm gonna find you in the morning. 1461 01:00:59,915 --> 01:01:00,746 - Hey. - Everything. 1462 01:01:00,748 --> 01:01:02,648 We're good, we're good, we're good. 1463 01:01:02,650 --> 01:01:05,417 I'm talking the plates, the cups, everything else, okay? 1464 01:01:05,419 --> 01:01:06,585 There's beer everywhere. 1465 01:01:06,587 --> 01:01:07,485 We don't need a fire. 1466 01:01:07,487 --> 01:01:08,122 Give me my hat. 1467 01:01:09,057 --> 01:01:10,857 Alright, we will clean it up right now. 1468 01:01:10,859 --> 01:01:12,024 Thank you, thank you so much. 1469 01:01:12,026 --> 01:01:14,760 Jarrett, pick up all this shit and throw it in the tent. 1470 01:01:14,762 --> 01:01:15,895 Okay. 1471 01:01:15,897 --> 01:01:18,164 Get that for me, man, I gotta take a leak. 1472 01:01:18,166 --> 01:01:21,934 I saw these titty bitches all over you 1473 01:01:21,936 --> 01:01:23,903 in the woods and you promised me 1474 01:01:23,905 --> 01:01:25,671 there wouldn't be strippers and now 1475 01:01:25,673 --> 01:01:28,140 you're not picking up your phone, I wonder why. 1476 01:01:28,142 --> 01:01:29,942 I wonder why, Pat. 1477 01:01:29,944 --> 01:01:31,911 I am going to keep calling you 1478 01:01:31,913 --> 01:01:34,547 until I find you in those fucking woods 1479 01:01:34,549 --> 01:01:36,081 and I'm going to sit you down. 1480 01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:37,416 Roll the window down. 1481 01:01:39,119 --> 01:01:40,585 Have one hell of a talk 1482 01:01:40,587 --> 01:01:43,488 because right now I am questioning everything. 1483 01:01:43,490 --> 01:01:44,923 Everything, Pat. 1484 01:01:44,925 --> 01:01:47,959 Call me back. 1485 01:01:47,961 --> 01:01:48,894 What? 1486 01:01:48,896 --> 01:01:50,862 You owe me for two dances and three drinks. 1487 01:01:50,864 --> 01:01:51,796 What are you talking about? 1488 01:01:51,798 --> 01:01:53,164 No, it's my bachelorette party. 1489 01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:54,866 My friends are in there, they've got me, 1490 01:01:54,868 --> 01:01:55,867 go talk to them. 1491 01:01:55,869 --> 01:01:57,936 Listen, there's no way you're getting married. 1492 01:01:57,938 --> 01:01:59,771 No dude would marry some chick 1493 01:01:59,773 --> 01:02:00,906 that's hanging out at a dick bar 1494 01:02:00,908 --> 01:02:03,909 every weekend with a life filled with such debauchery. 1495 01:02:03,911 --> 01:02:05,211 There's no bachelorette party, 1496 01:02:05,213 --> 01:02:06,677 you don't have any friends, 1497 01:02:06,679 --> 01:02:08,012 you're going home to feed your cats. 1498 01:02:08,014 --> 01:02:09,713 What? 1499 01:02:09,715 --> 01:02:10,915 What the fuck does that have to do with anything? 1500 01:02:10,917 --> 01:02:13,884 I don't owe you shit, okay, dimwit? 1501 01:02:13,886 --> 01:02:15,552 Listen, there's no need to be a bitch. 1502 01:02:15,554 --> 01:02:19,657 I need you to pay for two dances, three drinks. 1503 01:02:19,659 --> 01:02:20,925 I see you in here every weekend 1504 01:02:20,927 --> 01:02:22,726 spending money on them dicks like it's crack. 1505 01:02:22,728 --> 01:02:24,695 So I need you to go ahead and crack open that purse 1506 01:02:24,697 --> 01:02:27,032 and pay for the two dances and three drinks that you got. 1507 01:02:27,034 --> 01:02:29,267 Okay, fine, don't be such a fucking dick about it. 1508 01:02:29,269 --> 01:02:30,971 Jesus Christ. 1509 01:02:32,873 --> 01:02:36,142 Two dances, three drinks, pay up. 1510 01:02:54,260 --> 01:02:55,094 Oh! 1511 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,701 Little chickee, eat a banana. 1512 01:03:03,703 --> 01:03:05,703 And I'll show you a big daddy. 1513 01:03:05,705 --> 01:03:06,736 That's right. 1514 01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:12,008 You gonna get a workout tonight, Bubba. 1515 01:03:12,010 --> 01:03:13,710 That's right. 1516 01:03:13,712 --> 01:03:14,546 Big time. 1517 01:03:17,215 --> 01:03:18,550 Ooh, that bitch is hot. 1518 01:03:19,617 --> 01:03:20,251 Mmhmm. 1519 01:03:21,152 --> 01:03:22,153 What the fuck? 1520 01:03:23,054 --> 01:03:24,320 Hey, man. 1521 01:03:24,322 --> 01:03:26,622 You must be the producer that Jinx told me about. 1522 01:03:26,624 --> 01:03:28,091 Drew? 1523 01:03:28,093 --> 01:03:31,229 Oh yeah, you must be the aspiring actor, Dusty. 1524 01:03:32,864 --> 01:03:34,197 How tall are you? 1525 01:03:34,199 --> 01:03:36,132 How tall do you want me to be? 1526 01:03:36,134 --> 01:03:39,968 Well, the job posting said you had to be at least 6'5 1527 01:03:39,970 --> 01:03:43,138 or taller, you look like you're barely 5'11. 1528 01:03:43,140 --> 01:03:45,040 Well, hey man, don't worry about it 1529 01:03:45,042 --> 01:03:47,009 because between you and me, I have some KISS boots 1530 01:03:47,011 --> 01:03:50,012 back in my car that are ready to strap on. 1531 01:03:50,014 --> 01:03:51,680 Well, we got bigger problems. 1532 01:03:51,682 --> 01:03:53,951 What the fuck are you wearing? 1533 01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:58,089 What happened to the costume we gave you at the studio? 1534 01:04:00,025 --> 01:04:02,158 This looks like some cheap piece of shit 1535 01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:06,329 you'd get at a local retail outlet for a Halloween party. 1536 01:04:06,331 --> 01:04:08,030 Well, here's the thing, man. 1537 01:04:08,032 --> 01:04:09,164 That suit that you guys gave me 1538 01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:13,035 was so fucking hot and it smelled like absolute shit 1539 01:04:13,037 --> 01:04:14,802 whenever I got into it, man. 1540 01:04:14,804 --> 01:04:16,905 I picked this up for 50 dollars at the store 1541 01:04:16,907 --> 01:04:19,810 and it works just as good and it looks fucking cool. 1542 01:04:21,211 --> 01:04:23,313 Please tell me you know what method acting is. 1543 01:04:24,882 --> 01:04:26,381 Well, here's the thing, 1544 01:04:26,383 --> 01:04:29,683 I haven't been doing this that long 1545 01:04:29,685 --> 01:04:31,286 but I'm a really quick learner 1546 01:04:31,288 --> 01:04:33,654 and as long as you tell me what to do, I can do it. 1547 01:04:33,656 --> 01:04:35,223 I watch a lot of movies 1548 01:04:35,225 --> 01:04:37,658 and it really can't be that hard to pick up. 1549 01:04:37,660 --> 01:04:40,895 Oh, we are so fucked. 1550 01:04:40,897 --> 01:04:42,198 Alright, listen. 1551 01:04:43,399 --> 01:04:47,668 Method acting is committing to the part 100 percent, okay? 1552 01:04:47,670 --> 01:04:49,303 You don't even know where you begin 1553 01:04:49,305 --> 01:04:51,238 - and the character ends. - Yeah. 1554 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:54,744 Basically, you cease to exist as a person. 1555 01:04:56,079 --> 01:04:59,713 Now listen to me, I want you to be Bigfoot. 1556 01:04:59,715 --> 01:05:03,184 Alright, so go and be Bigfoot, alright? 1557 01:05:03,186 --> 01:05:07,388 Get your KISS boots, put 'em on and put on the costume 1558 01:05:07,390 --> 01:05:10,924 that we gave you originally to wear. 1559 01:05:10,926 --> 01:05:12,692 Okay, yeah, I think I can do that. 1560 01:05:12,694 --> 01:05:14,227 No, don't think you could do it. 1561 01:05:14,229 --> 01:05:16,896 You either do it or you don't do it. 1562 01:05:16,898 --> 01:05:18,131 Okay, man, I can do it. 1563 01:05:18,133 --> 01:05:20,301 I just, just relax a little bit. 1564 01:05:20,303 --> 01:05:23,136 I want a hundred percent method. 1565 01:05:23,138 --> 01:05:24,838 Get in there and fucking growl, 1566 01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:26,307 fucking thrash shit around, alright? 1567 01:05:26,309 --> 01:05:29,210 Bigfoot's not a pussy, so quit acting like a pussy. 1568 01:05:29,212 --> 01:05:31,077 - No more pussy talk! - So don't be a pussy. 1569 01:05:31,079 --> 01:05:32,246 I won't! 1570 01:05:32,248 --> 01:05:35,682 Oh my God, I cannot believe Vinny Blades is out here. 1571 01:05:35,684 --> 01:05:39,219 I've seen all his movies and his music is badass, too. 1572 01:05:39,221 --> 01:05:40,019 I know. 1573 01:05:40,021 --> 01:05:41,221 I love 80s rock. 1574 01:05:41,223 --> 01:05:43,722 Maybe later we can double team him. 1575 01:05:43,724 --> 01:05:44,958 I'm all for that. 1576 01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:47,393 I mean, shit, and those eyes, oh my God. 1577 01:05:47,395 --> 01:05:48,361 I know. 1578 01:05:48,363 --> 01:05:50,263 All his friends are such dorks. 1579 01:05:50,265 --> 01:05:52,698 How do you think they know him? 1580 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:54,167 They probably work for him or something. 1581 01:05:54,169 --> 01:05:55,871 Part of his entourage. 1582 01:05:57,205 --> 01:05:58,704 I don't think he could actually be friends with them. 1583 01:05:58,706 --> 01:05:59,339 Me either. 1584 01:06:00,175 --> 01:06:01,174 Oh my God. 1585 01:06:05,046 --> 01:06:06,348 Please tell me that was you. 1586 01:06:07,749 --> 01:06:09,314 What do you mean? 1587 01:06:09,316 --> 01:06:12,384 Please, tell me you put a bloody hand out there 1588 01:06:12,386 --> 01:06:13,320 for them to find. 1589 01:06:14,321 --> 01:06:16,455 Uh, oh, oh yeah. 1590 01:06:16,457 --> 01:06:18,123 No, no, no, that was me. 1591 01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:20,926 I put a bloody hand and some other stuff out there. 1592 01:06:20,928 --> 01:06:22,227 No, yeah, that was all me. 1593 01:06:22,229 --> 01:06:23,462 Okay, okay. 1594 01:06:23,464 --> 01:06:25,297 And you took care of the vehicles? 1595 01:06:25,299 --> 01:06:27,065 And the cell phones? 1596 01:06:27,067 --> 01:06:30,302 Well, the vehicles, yes, but the cell phones, no. 1597 01:06:30,304 --> 01:06:32,271 Oh, fuck, alright, look. 1598 01:06:32,273 --> 01:06:33,372 Gonna have to haul ass in the camp 1599 01:06:33,374 --> 01:06:34,806 while they're all out checking out 1600 01:06:34,808 --> 01:06:36,275 what the girls are freaking out about. 1601 01:06:36,277 --> 01:06:38,342 Alright, all the cell phones they're in 1602 01:06:38,344 --> 01:06:40,344 the tent Chad's in, alright? 1603 01:06:40,346 --> 01:06:42,947 And don't fuck this up if you wanna be in one of my movies. 1604 01:06:42,949 --> 01:06:44,081 You got it, I won't. 1605 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,384 - No, no, no, I got it. - Go now. 1606 01:06:45,386 --> 01:06:47,352 Get the fuck outta here, Chaka. 1607 01:06:47,354 --> 01:06:48,853 Yeah, I got it, man! 1608 01:06:48,855 --> 01:06:51,088 I won't let you down, sir! 1609 01:06:51,090 --> 01:06:51,925 Fuck. 1610 01:06:53,427 --> 01:06:54,759 Hey! 1611 01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:56,794 What's goin' on? 1612 01:06:56,796 --> 01:06:58,230 I, I don't know, there's like something 1613 01:06:58,232 --> 01:07:00,232 over here that's dead, I don't know. 1614 01:07:00,234 --> 01:07:02,033 Shit, is that a bloody skull? 1615 01:07:02,035 --> 01:07:03,435 A bloody foot? 1616 01:07:03,437 --> 01:07:06,871 And some, something or someone must've killed it. 1617 01:07:06,873 --> 01:07:08,307 Why didn't you call me to come and protect you? 1618 01:07:08,309 --> 01:07:09,340 I could've done that. 1619 01:07:09,342 --> 01:07:10,376 What the hell is that? 1620 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:14,010 Did some sort of animal attack? 1621 01:07:14,012 --> 01:07:15,046 Well, it could be, I mean shit. 1622 01:07:15,048 --> 01:07:16,913 They've had a lot of Bigfoot sightings out here, 1623 01:07:16,915 --> 01:07:18,282 that's why we brought Pat here in the first place. 1624 01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:19,783 Whoa, you think there's a Bigfoot 1625 01:07:19,785 --> 01:07:21,485 running around here killing people? 1626 01:07:21,487 --> 01:07:22,886 Well, yeah, why wouldn't it? 1627 01:07:22,888 --> 01:07:25,122 No, no, no, you guys Bigfoot wouldn't, 1628 01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:26,357 Bigfoot wouldn't hurt anybody, you know, 1629 01:07:26,359 --> 01:07:30,494 unless you're fuckin' with his territory. 1630 01:07:30,496 --> 01:07:31,331 Or him. 1631 01:07:32,398 --> 01:07:33,264 You know? 1632 01:07:33,266 --> 01:07:35,499 Come on, you know, you know the rules. 1633 01:07:35,501 --> 01:07:36,500 I told y'all. 1634 01:07:36,502 --> 01:07:38,202 - Rules? - I don't know. 1635 01:07:38,204 --> 01:07:39,369 I ain't never heard of no fucking Bigfoot rules. 1636 01:07:39,371 --> 01:07:40,303 Did you guys? 1637 01:07:40,305 --> 01:07:41,905 I don't know what the fucking rules are. 1638 01:07:41,907 --> 01:07:43,473 Did you tell me some rules? 1639 01:07:43,475 --> 01:07:44,808 Dude, I ain't never heard no fucking rules. 1640 01:07:44,810 --> 01:07:45,942 Guys! 1641 01:07:45,944 --> 01:07:46,543 What? 1642 01:07:46,545 --> 01:07:47,944 Rules! 1643 01:07:47,946 --> 01:07:49,045 Alright, fine, what are the rules? 1644 01:07:49,047 --> 01:07:53,819 You don't piss or shit or fornicate in his area. 1645 01:07:54,419 --> 01:07:54,820 His territory. 1646 01:07:56,321 --> 01:07:57,153 What, out here? 1647 01:07:57,155 --> 01:07:58,355 Yeah. 1648 01:07:58,357 --> 01:07:59,456 Cause it's just disrespectful, man. 1649 01:07:59,458 --> 01:08:04,361 Like, he's an animal just like all the other animals. 1650 01:08:04,363 --> 01:08:05,195 What? 1651 01:08:05,197 --> 01:08:07,332 Yeah, he's just bigger and scarier. 1652 01:08:08,534 --> 01:08:09,865 That's all people do is piss 1653 01:08:09,867 --> 01:08:11,100 and shit and fornicate in the woods. 1654 01:08:11,102 --> 01:08:13,603 Um, okay, so I just pissed in the woods, 1655 01:08:13,605 --> 01:08:15,337 is he gonna come kill me now? 1656 01:08:15,339 --> 01:08:17,542 - Yeah, so did I. - Uh. 1657 01:08:20,211 --> 01:08:21,877 Yeah, what's the rules with the women? 1658 01:08:21,879 --> 01:08:23,380 I don't know, I mean they're female so 1659 01:08:23,382 --> 01:08:26,583 you might be alright but I'm not a hundred percent. 1660 01:08:26,585 --> 01:08:30,252 You don't really believe in Bigfoot, do you? 1661 01:08:30,254 --> 01:08:32,921 It had to have been another human, a bear, 1662 01:08:32,923 --> 01:08:35,924 some other animal, I don't believe that nonsense. 1663 01:08:35,926 --> 01:08:37,460 Um, I'm sure you're right, Bambi. 1664 01:08:37,462 --> 01:08:40,429 I mean, after all we do have these, you know, 1665 01:08:40,431 --> 01:08:42,498 handsome strong men to come protect us. 1666 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,233 Well, of course. 1667 01:08:44,235 --> 01:08:45,267 That's right. 1668 01:08:45,269 --> 01:08:47,436 I would never let anything happen to you girls. 1669 01:08:47,438 --> 01:08:48,838 Not as long as I'm here. 1670 01:08:52,076 --> 01:08:53,077 Hey, Bambi. 1671 01:08:54,478 --> 01:08:56,911 Thanks for making this the best night of my life. 1672 01:08:56,913 --> 01:09:00,115 Could I maybe get your e-mail or your phone number? 1673 01:09:00,117 --> 01:09:01,350 Maybe your Instagram handle? 1674 01:09:01,352 --> 01:09:03,252 You're so sweet. 1675 01:09:03,254 --> 01:09:05,954 You can look me up on Facebook and add me 1676 01:09:05,956 --> 01:09:08,457 and after we're friends, you can see when I'm working 1677 01:09:08,459 --> 01:09:10,391 and come get some dances at the club. 1678 01:09:10,393 --> 01:09:11,559 Awesome! 1679 01:09:11,561 --> 01:09:14,996 That sounds great, yeah, I'll see you soon. 1680 01:09:14,998 --> 01:09:16,164 Okay. 1681 01:09:16,166 --> 01:09:17,598 Get back over here, man. 1682 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,300 Alright. 1683 01:09:19,302 --> 01:09:21,269 Yeah, yeah, go to the club and spend all your money. 1684 01:09:21,271 --> 01:09:22,470 Smart man. 1685 01:09:22,472 --> 01:09:23,506 Good job. 1686 01:09:25,675 --> 01:09:26,674 What the hell, man, you alright? 1687 01:09:26,676 --> 01:09:28,443 - You alright? - You okay? 1688 01:09:30,313 --> 01:09:31,145 What the fuck, man? 1689 01:09:31,147 --> 01:09:31,979 That hit me! 1690 01:09:31,981 --> 01:09:32,914 Oh. 1691 01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:33,981 Oh, dude, dude, you okay? 1692 01:09:33,983 --> 01:09:34,916 What the fuck? 1693 01:09:34,918 --> 01:09:36,384 What the fuck's going on? 1694 01:09:36,386 --> 01:09:37,251 I, I don't think, I don't think I feel very good. 1695 01:09:37,253 --> 01:09:38,386 Think it hit me in the eye, dude. 1696 01:09:38,388 --> 01:09:39,520 Thanks. 1697 01:09:39,522 --> 01:09:40,621 You smell like shit, man. 1698 01:09:40,623 --> 01:09:42,389 Hey, you know what, guys? 1699 01:09:42,391 --> 01:09:43,691 I think we need to get him back to camp. 1700 01:09:43,693 --> 01:09:45,425 Yeah, I can't party with you guys. 1701 01:09:45,427 --> 01:09:46,426 Get him outta here, man. 1702 01:09:46,428 --> 01:09:49,229 Alright, guys, I think I was drugged, you know? 1703 01:09:49,231 --> 01:09:50,631 Hey, uh, me and Vinny are gonna take care 1704 01:09:50,633 --> 01:09:52,165 of the girls, we'll get 'em back to Brick. 1705 01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:53,433 - Bye, girls. - What? 1706 01:09:53,435 --> 01:09:54,968 We'll catch up with y'all later, alright? 1707 01:10:07,417 --> 01:10:12,053 Fucking party with fuckin' harlots without me? 1708 01:10:15,957 --> 01:10:18,594 I'm pissing in the fucking cooler. 1709 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:25,534 Okay. 1710 01:10:26,435 --> 01:10:27,469 Oh. 1711 01:10:28,370 --> 01:10:29,204 Ah, yeah. 1712 01:10:38,247 --> 01:10:40,646 Wait, that's my tent, that's my tent. 1713 01:10:43,084 --> 01:10:44,585 Taste the rainbow. 1714 01:10:45,553 --> 01:10:47,486 I get the best seat in town. 1715 01:10:47,488 --> 01:10:48,687 Ooh. 1716 01:10:48,689 --> 01:10:50,122 Hey! 1717 01:10:50,124 --> 01:10:52,026 Fucking watch out, you almost hit my dick! 1718 01:10:56,564 --> 01:10:58,499 Ah, guys, fuckin' stop. 1719 01:11:01,469 --> 01:11:03,538 Ah, fucking dickhead. 1720 01:11:04,505 --> 01:11:06,672 Fucking shit, fucking cut it, 1721 01:11:06,674 --> 01:11:08,409 ah, fuck you! 1722 01:11:09,644 --> 01:11:10,642 Ow! 1723 01:11:10,644 --> 01:11:12,243 You fuckin' asshole. 1724 01:11:12,245 --> 01:11:13,611 Ow! 1725 01:11:13,613 --> 01:11:14,780 Ah! 1726 01:11:14,782 --> 01:11:16,448 Ow! 1727 01:11:22,355 --> 01:11:23,423 Stop, guys! 1728 01:11:25,325 --> 01:11:27,160 Guys, fucking stop! 1729 01:11:28,663 --> 01:11:33,532 Stop, okay, I'm sorry I peed on the camp, okay? 1730 01:11:33,534 --> 01:11:35,734 Just fucking cut it out. 1731 01:11:37,505 --> 01:11:38,604 Who's fucking doing that? 1732 01:11:38,606 --> 01:11:40,238 Stop that shit. 1733 01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:41,439 That fucking. 1734 01:11:43,677 --> 01:11:45,545 Fucking God, please. 1735 01:11:48,482 --> 01:11:49,647 I don't, thou. 1736 01:11:49,649 --> 01:11:52,352 Thou art the father in Heaven, 1737 01:11:53,653 --> 01:11:57,491 in Heaven, come unto glory for fucking, think, 1738 01:11:59,359 --> 01:12:00,525 and break the trespassers. 1739 01:12:00,527 --> 01:12:02,059 What the fuck? 1740 01:12:02,061 --> 01:12:02,794 Oh my fucking God. 1741 01:12:02,796 --> 01:12:04,262 Oh, straight to voicemail? 1742 01:12:04,264 --> 01:12:05,763 You turned your phone off? 1743 01:12:05,765 --> 01:12:07,599 Motherfucker, I'm gonna embarrass you 1744 01:12:07,601 --> 01:12:08,766 in front of all of your friends, 1745 01:12:08,768 --> 01:12:10,134 how does that sound? 1746 01:12:10,136 --> 01:12:11,068 Yeah, that's right, motherfucker. 1747 01:12:11,070 --> 01:12:13,537 I put a tracker on your phone. 1748 01:12:20,813 --> 01:12:22,513 Fuck, stop, fuck, I'm awake. 1749 01:12:22,515 --> 01:12:24,481 You fucking noise, fuck! 1750 01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:29,620 Shit. 1751 01:12:42,868 --> 01:12:44,100 Shit. 1752 01:12:44,102 --> 01:12:46,137 Shit every fucking where. 1753 01:12:46,805 --> 01:12:47,603 Shit. 1754 01:12:55,881 --> 01:12:56,715 Shit. 1755 01:12:59,818 --> 01:13:01,585 - Oh, oh, oh. - Uh oh. 1756 01:13:01,587 --> 01:13:03,286 - Oh, he's gonna blow. - Oh, oh, oh. 1757 01:13:03,288 --> 01:13:04,588 Ooh! 1758 01:13:04,590 --> 01:13:05,354 - Aww. - Dude. 1759 01:13:05,356 --> 01:13:07,691 Oh, I'm not lookin' over there. 1760 01:13:07,693 --> 01:13:08,725 I'm okay. 1761 01:13:08,727 --> 01:13:11,127 Hey, where is it? 1762 01:13:11,129 --> 01:13:12,595 - Where's my phone? - Okay, it's over here. 1763 01:13:12,597 --> 01:13:13,529 - Find my phone. - We'll get it. 1764 01:13:13,531 --> 01:13:15,698 - Okay, okay, alright. - Watch your step. 1765 01:13:15,700 --> 01:13:16,899 Oh, log, log, log. 1766 01:13:16,901 --> 01:13:17,867 There's a log there, there's a log. 1767 01:13:17,869 --> 01:13:20,168 Okay, log, log, yep. 1768 01:13:20,170 --> 01:13:22,203 - Is it in here? - Yeah, can you get in there? 1769 01:13:22,205 --> 01:13:24,676 Oh, easy, easy, easy! 1770 01:13:26,578 --> 01:13:27,643 You can 1771 01:13:27,645 --> 01:13:28,846 check that out, I'm not. 1772 01:13:29,914 --> 01:13:30,748 He's okay. 1773 01:13:31,749 --> 01:13:33,549 Hey. 1774 01:13:33,551 --> 01:13:34,417 - He's okay. - Okay. 1775 01:13:34,419 --> 01:13:36,619 Hey, listen, speaking of cell phones, 1776 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:38,487 my portable cell phone charger, 1777 01:13:38,489 --> 01:13:39,889 I left it in the car. 1778 01:13:39,891 --> 01:13:40,823 I'ma have to go get it, man. 1779 01:13:40,825 --> 01:13:41,791 - What? - Yeah. 1780 01:13:41,793 --> 01:13:43,491 I can't be without a cellphone. 1781 01:13:43,493 --> 01:13:46,227 Hey, you take care of him, I'll be back in a few. 1782 01:13:46,229 --> 01:13:47,462 - You got this. - What? 1783 01:13:47,464 --> 01:13:49,166 No, you can't leave me with him! 1784 01:13:50,334 --> 01:13:52,467 - Jarrett! - Hey. 1785 01:13:52,469 --> 01:13:54,536 - Hey. - Hey, hey, there's a lantern. 1786 01:13:54,538 --> 01:13:57,608 - There you go. - I have to call Caroline. 1787 01:14:01,612 --> 01:14:03,678 - Hey, Pat! - What? 1788 01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:04,913 Uh, Chad's gone. 1789 01:14:04,915 --> 01:14:06,550 Who gives a shit? 1790 01:14:07,684 --> 01:14:10,785 I should've knocked him out years ago 1791 01:14:10,787 --> 01:14:13,320 for his shit mouth tying. 1792 01:14:13,322 --> 01:14:14,390 Go get my phone! 1793 01:14:15,691 --> 01:14:17,259 I gotta call Caroline. 1794 01:14:21,364 --> 01:14:23,697 - Uh, Pat? - Huh? 1795 01:14:23,699 --> 01:14:26,300 Uh, phone is broke into a bunch of pieces. 1796 01:14:26,302 --> 01:14:28,402 What do you mean broke into pieces? 1797 01:14:28,404 --> 01:14:30,972 I guess when Chad woke up from being knocked out, 1798 01:14:30,974 --> 01:14:34,241 he got really pissed and smashed up our phones 1799 01:14:34,243 --> 01:14:35,509 and then he left. 1800 01:14:35,511 --> 01:14:36,778 You know it sounds just like something 1801 01:14:36,780 --> 01:14:39,446 that asshole would do, you know that? 1802 01:14:39,448 --> 01:14:40,715 Oh, I'm fucked up. 1803 01:14:40,717 --> 01:14:41,783 I'm pretty, I'm fading fast, man. 1804 01:14:41,785 --> 01:14:43,216 I can't. 1805 01:14:43,218 --> 01:14:44,384 I can't deal with this right now, okay? 1806 01:14:44,386 --> 01:14:46,252 I'll find him in the morning. 1807 01:14:46,254 --> 01:14:47,487 I'll give him a sandwich. 1808 01:14:47,489 --> 01:14:48,724 I'll give him a knuckle sandwich. 1809 01:14:51,226 --> 01:14:52,960 What am I supposed to do? 1810 01:14:52,962 --> 01:14:54,762 Shut up and go to sleep. 1811 01:14:54,764 --> 01:14:56,362 I can't go to sleep! 1812 01:14:56,364 --> 01:14:58,899 I slept for 16 hours straight for this badass party, 1813 01:14:58,901 --> 01:15:00,301 I wanna get some action! 1814 01:15:01,470 --> 01:15:02,936 Plus I need somebody cool to hang out with. 1815 01:15:02,938 --> 01:15:06,006 Oh my God, just stop talking. 1816 01:15:06,008 --> 01:15:08,442 Leave me alone, go sleep in Chad's tent. 1817 01:15:08,444 --> 01:15:09,476 Go! 1818 01:15:09,478 --> 01:15:10,346 Now fuck off! 1819 01:15:13,548 --> 01:15:14,382 Hey, Pat. 1820 01:15:15,784 --> 01:15:17,318 You're a real dick. 1821 01:15:31,366 --> 01:15:32,598 Shit, fucking fuck, fuck, shit, shit. 1822 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:33,833 Fucking fuck. 1823 01:15:33,835 --> 01:15:35,001 Fuck, fuck, fuck, oh shit, fucking please. 1824 01:15:35,003 --> 01:15:37,637 Fuck, fuck, please, please. 1825 01:15:46,047 --> 01:15:46,814 Holy shit. 1826 01:15:48,315 --> 01:15:49,481 Pat was right. 1827 01:16:07,367 --> 01:16:08,700 Ooh, I gotta take a shit. 1828 01:16:08,702 --> 01:16:10,002 Ooh. 1829 01:16:11,405 --> 01:16:13,772 Mm, oh shouldn't have had that hot dog. 1830 01:16:13,774 --> 01:16:16,677 Oh, God. 1831 01:16:21,882 --> 01:16:22,716 Shit. 1832 01:16:28,454 --> 01:16:31,923 Oh. 1833 01:16:37,464 --> 01:16:38,732 Ooh, that is rancid. 1834 01:16:43,537 --> 01:16:44,370 Dusty? 1835 01:16:45,471 --> 01:16:48,572 Is that you? 1836 01:16:50,443 --> 01:16:52,343 Oh, how am I gonna wipe this up? 1837 01:16:52,345 --> 01:16:53,611 Oh. 1838 01:16:53,613 --> 01:16:54,781 Some leaves, leaves. 1839 01:16:57,784 --> 01:16:58,983 Oh, that's not gonna work. 1840 01:16:58,985 --> 01:17:01,852 Oh, shit, I gotta get the sock. 1841 01:17:01,854 --> 01:17:03,053 Gotta get a sock. 1842 01:17:03,055 --> 01:17:04,690 Take off my sock. 1843 01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:07,057 Oh, shit. 1844 01:17:07,059 --> 01:17:07,894 Oh. 1845 01:17:15,367 --> 01:17:16,001 Oh, yeah. 1846 01:17:19,938 --> 01:17:20,772 Mmm. 1847 01:17:21,706 --> 01:17:24,407 Oh, good lord. 1848 01:17:24,409 --> 01:17:25,811 Oh, that stinks. 1849 01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:30,917 Oh, yeah, that's gonna clean up nice. 1850 01:17:32,784 --> 01:17:34,417 What the fuck? 1851 01:17:34,419 --> 01:17:36,020 God damn it. 1852 01:17:36,022 --> 01:17:36,854 Fuck! 1853 01:17:36,856 --> 01:17:37,754 I'm, shit! 1854 01:17:37,756 --> 01:17:39,990 Fucking shit everywhere! 1855 01:17:39,992 --> 01:17:40,993 God damn it! 1856 01:17:41,928 --> 01:17:42,962 Fuck it. 1857 01:17:45,163 --> 01:17:47,799 I'll shower it off when I get home. 1858 01:18:11,790 --> 01:18:14,423 What the fuck is that? 1859 01:18:19,129 --> 01:18:19,964 Uncle? 1860 01:18:22,032 --> 01:18:27,037 Vinny? 1861 01:18:27,504 --> 01:18:27,938 Dusty? 1862 01:18:28,973 --> 01:18:30,708 Dude, is that you? 1863 01:18:35,045 --> 01:18:36,979 Now that's the fucking Bigfoot 1864 01:18:36,981 --> 01:18:39,481 costume you're supposed to wear. 1865 01:18:39,483 --> 01:18:40,949 Yes! 1866 01:18:40,951 --> 01:18:42,620 Hey, let's hug it out, bitch. 1867 01:18:44,954 --> 01:18:45,788 Oh! 1868 01:18:46,789 --> 01:18:48,956 Jesus, you're strong! 1869 01:18:48,958 --> 01:18:50,125 Hey, man, I can't breathe. 1870 01:18:50,127 --> 01:18:53,594 Motherfucker, I can't breathe! 1871 01:18:53,596 --> 01:18:54,762 You win! 1872 01:18:54,764 --> 01:18:56,164 No more, man, no more, man. 1873 01:19:04,942 --> 01:19:06,474 This is the spot that that dude, Brick, 1874 01:19:06,476 --> 01:19:07,675 told me to meet him at. 1875 01:19:07,677 --> 01:19:08,609 He said if the girls weren't here 1876 01:19:08,611 --> 01:19:09,844 at this exact fucking moment, 1877 01:19:09,846 --> 01:19:11,848 he was gonna charge me an extra 600 bucks. 1878 01:19:13,117 --> 01:19:14,649 I don't know, it went straight to voicemail. 1879 01:19:14,651 --> 01:19:16,984 Hey, man, look, relax, we got here early. 1880 01:19:16,986 --> 01:19:17,919 Right? 1881 01:19:17,921 --> 01:19:19,887 So let's just enjoy the night. 1882 01:19:19,889 --> 01:19:21,055 Okay? 1883 01:19:21,057 --> 01:19:21,989 Maybe he's out there taking a shit. 1884 01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:22,790 I think he's trying to gip me. 1885 01:19:22,792 --> 01:19:23,958 He's trying to fucking rip me off. 1886 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:24,892 So what do you do? 1887 01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:25,960 He decides he's gonna disappear 1888 01:19:25,962 --> 01:19:28,162 and then charge me because I can't find his ass. 1889 01:19:28,164 --> 01:19:30,031 I think it's gonna be alright. 1890 01:19:30,033 --> 01:19:31,265 Okay? 1891 01:19:31,267 --> 01:19:32,532 Let's just go out and enjoy our night. 1892 01:19:32,534 --> 01:19:33,734 Let's go for a walk. 1893 01:19:33,736 --> 01:19:35,169 So how do you guys know each other? 1894 01:19:35,171 --> 01:19:37,872 You talking about me and Pat or me and Vinny? 1895 01:19:37,874 --> 01:19:39,106 You and Vinny. 1896 01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:40,741 Like, I mean, I know Vinny, he's a celebrity, 1897 01:19:40,743 --> 01:19:41,676 but like where do you? 1898 01:19:41,678 --> 01:19:44,178 Where do you fit into all this? 1899 01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:45,612 What? 1900 01:19:45,614 --> 01:19:46,780 Are you fucking serious right now? 1901 01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:48,014 You're fucking kidding with me, right? 1902 01:19:48,016 --> 01:19:48,848 I've seen all of Vinny's movies 1903 01:19:48,850 --> 01:19:50,050 and I've never seen you. 1904 01:19:50,052 --> 01:19:51,918 - Really? - Mm mm. 1905 01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:54,054 You're full of shit because if you know how to read 1906 01:19:54,056 --> 01:19:57,023 fucking credits, where it says produced by, 1907 01:19:57,025 --> 01:19:58,191 it says produced by me. 1908 01:19:58,193 --> 01:20:01,227 And also it has my name as one of the co-leads with him. 1909 01:20:01,229 --> 01:20:03,630 I saved his ass on that fucking Switchblade movie. 1910 01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:05,765 That's why he changed his fucking name to Vinny Blades 1911 01:20:05,767 --> 01:20:07,667 and he has a whole fucking franchise. 1912 01:20:07,669 --> 01:20:08,702 Because of me. 1913 01:20:08,704 --> 01:20:09,936 Fuck you! 1914 01:20:09,938 --> 01:20:12,138 How dare you make me drive all the way 1915 01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:13,907 to the woods in the middle of the night 1916 01:20:13,909 --> 01:20:16,875 when all I wanted was just one simple night 1917 01:20:16,877 --> 01:20:18,877 out with the girls before I get married? 1918 01:20:18,879 --> 01:20:20,848 That's literally all I wanted, but no. 1919 01:20:22,049 --> 01:20:24,150 You had to post this fucking video online 1920 01:20:24,152 --> 01:20:25,818 with these, these, these, these, these fucking 1921 01:20:25,820 --> 01:20:29,855 like titty out, fucking witch women, bitches, cunts, 1922 01:20:29,857 --> 01:20:32,658 whatever the fuck they are all over you. 1923 01:20:32,660 --> 01:20:36,029 So now I've gotta come sort that shit out. 1924 01:20:36,031 --> 01:20:38,131 You spread your fucking seed too much. 1925 01:20:38,133 --> 01:20:40,033 You're with a fucking different girl every night. 1926 01:20:40,035 --> 01:20:42,202 Dude, just, you know what you should do? 1927 01:20:42,204 --> 01:20:43,736 You should take a little responsibility 1928 01:20:43,738 --> 01:20:46,138 and wrap that motherfucker up every once in awhile. 1929 01:20:46,140 --> 01:20:47,973 That's not rock n' roll. 1930 01:20:47,975 --> 01:20:51,010 I like to feel skin on skin. 1931 01:20:51,012 --> 01:20:52,177 Condoms suck. 1932 01:20:52,179 --> 01:20:53,611 You don't feel shit. 1933 01:20:53,613 --> 01:20:55,114 Those chicks thought you wearing a condom 1934 01:20:55,116 --> 01:20:56,281 and you just fucking took it off 1935 01:20:56,283 --> 01:20:58,350 and planted your fucking seed in 'em, man. 1936 01:20:58,352 --> 01:20:59,918 Without 'em even knowing. 1937 01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:00,953 That's not cool. 1938 01:21:00,955 --> 01:21:02,788 It's quite obvious you're fuckin' jealous, man. 1939 01:21:02,790 --> 01:21:05,157 Just because nobody recognizes you from shit. 1940 01:21:05,159 --> 01:21:06,358 Oh yeah, they recognize me. 1941 01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:07,760 Is that my fault? 1942 01:21:07,762 --> 01:21:08,693 No. 1943 01:21:08,695 --> 01:21:10,062 And by the way, let me tell you, 1944 01:21:10,064 --> 01:21:12,264 is it my fault, it's not my fault, 1945 01:21:12,266 --> 01:21:15,734 that these women that are accusing me 1946 01:21:15,736 --> 01:21:19,837 of fathering their child and not paying child support, 1947 01:21:19,839 --> 01:21:21,339 that's not my responsibility. 1948 01:21:21,341 --> 01:21:22,874 They make a pill for that. 1949 01:21:22,876 --> 01:21:24,175 They should be taking that. 1950 01:21:25,111 --> 01:21:27,211 It's not your responsibility? 1951 01:21:27,213 --> 01:21:28,379 It's not your responsibility? 1952 01:21:28,381 --> 01:21:29,680 That's why you couldn't 1953 01:21:29,682 --> 01:21:31,082 get a fuckin' passport, motherfucker. 1954 01:21:31,084 --> 01:21:33,017 When you promised me you were gonna take me 1955 01:21:33,019 --> 01:21:35,253 to the Toronto Film Festival to introduce me 1956 01:21:35,255 --> 01:21:38,056 to those guys that made that shitty vampire movie. 1957 01:21:38,058 --> 01:21:38,990 You told me you were gonna take me 1958 01:21:38,992 --> 01:21:40,224 to introduce me to those guys 1959 01:21:40,226 --> 01:21:43,027 and you told me to go get a fucking passport. 1960 01:21:43,029 --> 01:21:45,129 I spent 300 dollars getting a rush on that motherfucker. 1961 01:21:45,131 --> 01:21:46,696 And then I said, hey, dude, are we going? 1962 01:21:46,698 --> 01:21:47,697 And you're like, dude, I can't go. 1963 01:21:47,699 --> 01:21:48,832 I can't get a passport. 1964 01:21:48,834 --> 01:21:49,900 You know why? 1965 01:21:49,902 --> 01:21:51,369 Cause of your fucking cock and your fucking seed 1966 01:21:51,371 --> 01:21:52,769 spreading that you gotta go 1967 01:21:52,771 --> 01:21:54,104 all over the fucking place spreading around. 1968 01:21:54,106 --> 01:21:55,273 That's why. 1969 01:21:55,275 --> 01:21:57,074 Maybe if you weren't such an asshole 1970 01:21:57,076 --> 01:21:58,242 and stopped being so jealous 1971 01:21:58,244 --> 01:21:59,676 and you didn't cockblock all the time, 1972 01:21:59,678 --> 01:22:01,212 then you might actually get some pussy, too. 1973 01:22:01,214 --> 01:22:02,213 Yeah. 1974 01:22:02,215 --> 01:22:04,315 Quit cockblocking, man. 1975 01:22:04,317 --> 01:22:06,284 You doin' these pop shots again. 1976 01:22:06,286 --> 01:22:07,218 - Really? - Yeah. 1977 01:22:07,220 --> 01:22:09,153 I'm the asshole here tonight? 1978 01:22:09,155 --> 01:22:09,986 I'm the cockblocker? 1979 01:22:09,988 --> 01:22:11,389 I'm the fucking asshole here tonight? 1980 01:22:11,391 --> 01:22:13,157 Because I'm trying to save your asses 1981 01:22:13,159 --> 01:22:15,159 from getting knocked up by his fucking seed? 1982 01:22:15,161 --> 01:22:17,094 Or catching an STD or something? 1983 01:22:17,096 --> 01:22:18,828 I've done nothing but try to show all of you 1984 01:22:18,830 --> 01:22:20,297 a fucking good time! 1985 01:22:20,299 --> 01:22:21,931 I've been spending all my money 1986 01:22:21,933 --> 01:22:24,401 on getting us all this fucking bullshit for your guys. 1987 01:22:24,403 --> 01:22:26,436 Then what the fuck are you arguing about? 1988 01:22:26,438 --> 01:22:27,870 Oh my God. 1989 01:22:27,872 --> 01:22:28,939 Bambi, are you ready to go? 1990 01:22:28,941 --> 01:22:29,740 Vinny? 1991 01:22:31,410 --> 01:22:32,876 - Yeah. - Oh no, no, no, no, no. 1992 01:22:32,878 --> 01:22:33,809 - Yeah, you know what? - What's happening? 1993 01:22:33,811 --> 01:22:34,777 What's happening here? 1994 01:22:34,779 --> 01:22:35,412 We're gonna go for a walk. 1995 01:22:35,414 --> 01:22:36,779 I don't think so. 1996 01:22:36,781 --> 01:22:38,315 You're not going anywhere with this guy. 1997 01:22:38,317 --> 01:22:40,749 Not the two of you, one of you is coming with me. 1998 01:22:40,751 --> 01:22:42,052 Now you can decide now 1999 01:22:42,054 --> 01:22:43,120 or I'm gonna take the matters into my hands. 2000 01:22:43,122 --> 01:22:44,722 Yeah, I'm not going with you. 2001 01:22:45,390 --> 01:22:46,823 Really? 2002 01:22:46,825 --> 01:22:48,190 I'm trying to save your life here 2003 01:22:48,192 --> 01:22:50,793 and you're gonna take this guy's word? 2004 01:22:50,795 --> 01:22:52,228 Even though he said all this bullshit to you? 2005 01:22:52,230 --> 01:22:53,462 He just admitted it to you 2006 01:22:53,464 --> 01:22:54,763 and you're still gonna go with him? 2007 01:22:54,765 --> 01:22:56,265 I don't wanna go. 2008 01:22:56,267 --> 01:22:58,467 Here's the deal, I'm gonna flip this quarter. 2009 01:22:58,469 --> 01:22:59,301 One of you is heads, one of you tails. 2010 01:22:59,303 --> 01:23:00,769 You know what? 2011 01:23:00,771 --> 01:23:02,304 You're gonna be heads, you're gonna be tails. 2012 01:23:02,306 --> 01:23:04,073 And this fucking quarter is gonna save your life. 2013 01:23:04,075 --> 01:23:05,241 You know why? 2014 01:23:05,243 --> 01:23:07,042 Because whoever comes with me, doesn't get a fucking STD 2015 01:23:07,044 --> 01:23:09,178 and doesn't get knocked up by this motherfucker, okay? 2016 01:23:09,180 --> 01:23:12,047 And you're gonna get a big fucking bonus for the night. 2017 01:23:12,049 --> 01:23:14,917 A little extra tip for coming with me, okay? 2018 01:23:14,919 --> 01:23:15,720 So here we go. 2019 01:23:18,321 --> 01:23:20,155 Oh, it's heads. 2020 01:23:20,157 --> 01:23:22,223 Looks like Bambi's the big winner. 2021 01:23:22,225 --> 01:23:23,260 Let's go. 2022 01:23:25,262 --> 01:23:26,194 Well, you know what? 2023 01:23:26,196 --> 01:23:27,162 You better just call me back. 2024 01:23:27,164 --> 01:23:28,796 You got, you have two minutes to call me back. 2025 01:23:28,798 --> 01:23:30,332 Two minutes. 2026 01:23:30,334 --> 01:23:31,467 Call me the fuck back. 2027 01:23:31,469 --> 01:23:32,967 Fuck you, Pat! 2028 01:23:32,969 --> 01:23:34,336 Call me back. 2029 01:23:34,338 --> 01:23:36,938 Why don't you, uh, turn around here. 2030 01:23:36,940 --> 01:23:39,874 I got this thing I've been wanting to always try. 2031 01:23:39,876 --> 01:23:41,245 Yeah, stay there. 2032 01:23:43,347 --> 01:23:44,380 Yeah, this is it. 2033 01:23:44,382 --> 01:23:45,283 This is it! 2034 01:24:03,866 --> 01:24:05,300 Don't turn around now, 2035 01:24:05,302 --> 01:24:07,037 I'm getting in the moment here. 2036 01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:11,274 Alright. 2037 01:24:21,817 --> 01:24:22,451 Ah, yeah. 2038 01:24:24,853 --> 01:24:26,253 Yeah, alright. 2039 01:24:26,255 --> 01:24:28,891 Oh, shit, I'm gonna fall over. 2040 01:24:29,925 --> 01:24:31,024 Now when I give you the sign, 2041 01:24:31,026 --> 01:24:32,793 - you turn around, okay? - Okay. 2042 01:24:32,795 --> 01:24:35,462 Alright, but you gotta wait for the sign. 2043 01:24:35,464 --> 01:24:37,264 Ready boy, here we go. 2044 01:24:37,266 --> 01:24:38,465 Alright. 2045 01:24:47,409 --> 01:24:48,307 What do you think? 2046 01:24:50,044 --> 01:24:51,879 You're ready, right? 2047 01:24:53,047 --> 01:24:54,349 I am so ready, come on. 2048 01:24:55,283 --> 01:24:56,985 Let's get this party started. 2049 01:24:59,087 --> 01:25:00,389 This is what I've been waiting for. 2050 01:25:16,405 --> 01:25:17,304 I think that's good enough. 2051 01:25:17,306 --> 01:25:18,340 I'm worked up. 2052 01:25:20,173 --> 01:25:21,474 Oh, yeah. 2053 01:25:21,476 --> 01:25:23,008 Oh, yeah. 2054 01:25:23,010 --> 01:25:24,345 Suck that dick. 2055 01:25:26,247 --> 01:25:28,880 Why are your nipples so small? 2056 01:25:28,882 --> 01:25:31,284 Are you fucking serious right now? 2057 01:25:31,286 --> 01:25:32,418 I don't fucking know. 2058 01:25:32,420 --> 01:25:34,453 I guess because my nipples didn't go through puberty. 2059 01:25:34,455 --> 01:25:35,887 What do you want me to do about it? 2060 01:25:35,889 --> 01:25:37,989 Fucking get a nipple job or something? 2061 01:25:37,991 --> 01:25:39,958 Jesus Christ, just. 2062 01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:41,996 Focus on what you're doing, let's go. 2063 01:25:43,231 --> 01:25:45,498 Just make sure you use this and pull out. 2064 01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:47,402 Super paranoid about getting pregnant, okay? 2065 01:25:49,569 --> 01:25:50,404 Okay. 2066 01:25:54,107 --> 01:25:54,941 Alright. 2067 01:25:56,243 --> 01:25:58,078 Oh, I'm opening it. 2068 01:26:01,481 --> 01:26:03,181 Can I take this off? 2069 01:26:03,183 --> 01:26:04,949 Sure. 2070 01:26:04,951 --> 01:26:05,852 Oh, yeah. 2071 01:26:13,293 --> 01:26:15,026 Alright, you ready? 2072 01:26:15,028 --> 01:26:15,927 Yeah. 2073 01:26:15,929 --> 01:26:17,162 I'm ready. 2074 01:26:17,164 --> 01:26:18,396 Okay. 2075 01:26:18,398 --> 01:26:20,598 Okay. 2076 01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:21,899 Oh, yeah. 2077 01:26:21,901 --> 01:26:22,667 Oh yeah. 2078 01:26:22,669 --> 01:26:23,502 Oh. 2079 01:26:24,403 --> 01:26:25,438 Oh yeah. 2080 01:26:26,405 --> 01:26:28,240 Why did you shave like that? 2081 01:26:30,409 --> 01:26:31,444 Really? 2082 01:26:32,978 --> 01:26:37,915 My pubic region looked even worse than my face, okay? 2083 01:26:37,917 --> 01:26:39,917 So I thought you might appreciate it 2084 01:26:39,919 --> 01:26:41,151 if I cleaned up a little bit 2085 01:26:41,153 --> 01:26:43,053 if something like this was to happen. 2086 01:26:43,055 --> 01:26:44,522 And when I tried to shave it, 2087 01:26:44,524 --> 01:26:47,257 I fucked up so I had to shave the whole thing. 2088 01:26:47,259 --> 01:26:48,158 Any more questions? 2089 01:26:48,160 --> 01:26:49,593 Are we good? 2090 01:26:49,595 --> 01:26:51,464 Alright, let's keep this going. 2091 01:26:56,435 --> 01:26:57,701 God, I can't believe it's been 10 years 2092 01:26:57,703 --> 01:27:00,038 since I had a fucking blowjob like this. 2093 01:27:02,274 --> 01:27:04,243 Oh, shit, look at those titties. 2094 01:27:05,644 --> 01:27:06,479 Oh my God. 2095 01:27:18,190 --> 01:27:20,189 Oh yeah. 2096 01:27:20,191 --> 01:27:21,257 - You gonna cum? - Yeah. 2097 01:27:21,259 --> 01:27:22,492 - Yeah. - Almost. 2098 01:27:22,494 --> 01:27:23,659 Okay. 2099 01:27:23,661 --> 01:27:24,660 Well, let's cum together. 2100 01:27:24,662 --> 01:27:25,595 - Okay. - Alright? 2101 01:27:25,597 --> 01:27:27,096 I'm serious, pull out, though. 2102 01:27:27,098 --> 01:27:28,598 I know! 2103 01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:30,166 I'm next, we're gonna keep it in the fucking family. 2104 01:27:30,168 --> 01:27:31,601 Oh, fuck yeah. 2105 01:27:31,603 --> 01:27:33,002 Oh, fuck yeah. 2106 01:27:33,004 --> 01:27:33,636 I'm gonna cum. 2107 01:27:33,638 --> 01:27:34,570 Okay, you ready? 2108 01:27:34,572 --> 01:27:35,605 - Yeah. - Together. 2109 01:27:35,607 --> 01:27:37,473 Alright, here I cum. 2110 01:27:44,048 --> 01:27:44,680 Who's your daddy? 2111 01:27:44,682 --> 01:27:46,048 I'm your fucking daddy. 2112 01:27:46,050 --> 01:27:47,316 I'm your fucking daddy. 2113 01:27:47,318 --> 01:27:48,153 Oh my God. 2114 01:28:14,612 --> 01:28:17,379 What was that? 2115 01:28:17,381 --> 01:28:19,582 - What was what? - That sound. 2116 01:28:19,584 --> 01:28:21,683 I thought, I said don't stop again. 2117 01:28:21,685 --> 01:28:24,619 We told you about the Bigfoot actor, right? 2118 01:28:24,621 --> 01:28:26,588 That we hired a Bigfoot actor to come out 2119 01:28:26,590 --> 01:28:29,293 and scare fucking Pat tonight for his bachelor party? 2120 01:28:30,661 --> 01:28:33,428 It's just that actor fucking around over there. 2121 01:28:33,430 --> 01:28:34,362 Just fucking with Pat. 2122 01:28:34,364 --> 01:28:35,530 Don't worry about it, okay? 2123 01:28:35,532 --> 01:28:36,999 Can we, can we just 2124 01:28:37,634 --> 01:28:39,501 get this done? 2125 01:28:39,503 --> 01:28:41,236 I paid you 600 bucks, okay? 2126 01:28:41,238 --> 01:28:42,673 You said you would swallow, so. 2127 01:28:44,073 --> 01:28:46,408 No more interruptions, I don't care what happens, 2128 01:28:46,410 --> 01:28:49,644 what noises you hear, no more questions. 2129 01:28:49,646 --> 01:28:52,146 You finish me off and swallow, okay? 2130 01:28:52,148 --> 01:28:53,547 We good? 2131 01:28:53,549 --> 01:28:54,550 Awesome, let's do that. 2132 01:29:10,533 --> 01:29:11,732 Fuck yeah. 2133 01:29:11,734 --> 01:29:13,667 Oh, that's so good. 2134 01:29:24,713 --> 01:29:25,347 Yeah. 2135 01:29:26,782 --> 01:29:29,484 That's what I'm talkin' about. 2136 01:29:45,133 --> 01:29:46,567 - Whoa! - Your dick! 2137 01:29:46,569 --> 01:29:48,101 - Help me! - It's gone! 2138 01:29:48,103 --> 01:29:49,837 Holy shit, you been Bobbited. 2139 01:29:49,839 --> 01:29:52,137 She bit my fucking nut off, Vinny! 2140 01:29:52,139 --> 01:29:54,474 She bit my fucking nut off! 2141 01:29:54,476 --> 01:29:55,508 Alright, man. 2142 01:29:55,510 --> 01:29:57,677 We're gonna fix you up, hold on. 2143 01:30:00,114 --> 01:30:02,649 - Oh, fuck man. - You killed my friend! 2144 01:30:05,687 --> 01:30:07,453 - I got it, buddy. - Oh, she bit, 2145 01:30:07,455 --> 01:30:08,488 my fucking God! 2146 01:30:08,490 --> 01:30:09,722 Help me, man! 2147 01:30:09,724 --> 01:30:12,559 Help me, man, she bit my dick off, Vinny! 2148 01:30:12,561 --> 01:30:13,393 I got it. 2149 01:30:14,663 --> 01:30:15,595 Hey, it's not the fucking actor, man! 2150 01:30:15,597 --> 01:30:17,697 It's not the fucking actor, it's a real one. 2151 01:30:17,699 --> 01:30:18,698 Oh my God! 2152 01:30:18,700 --> 01:30:19,766 Help me! 2153 01:30:19,768 --> 01:30:20,700 See, I got it! 2154 01:30:20,702 --> 01:30:21,700 - I got it! - You got it! 2155 01:30:21,702 --> 01:30:22,734 Let's go, come on! 2156 01:30:22,736 --> 01:30:23,635 Let's fucking go! 2157 01:30:23,637 --> 01:30:25,571 Vinny, help! 2158 01:30:40,387 --> 01:30:42,254 We'll fix you up, man. 2159 01:30:43,490 --> 01:30:44,491 Holy shit! 2160 01:30:45,659 --> 01:30:46,491 What? 2161 01:30:46,493 --> 01:30:48,727 - Oh, shit. - It's a fucking bear trap! 2162 01:30:48,729 --> 01:30:50,529 Oh, it's a bear trap. 2163 01:30:50,531 --> 01:30:52,463 It's exactly what the park ranger was telling us about! 2164 01:30:52,465 --> 01:30:53,531 What? 2165 01:30:53,533 --> 01:30:54,665 - Oh, oh, get it off! - Oh god! 2166 01:30:54,667 --> 01:30:56,300 Where am I gonna put this down? 2167 01:30:56,302 --> 01:30:57,936 - Get it off! - Yes, I know. 2168 01:30:58,771 --> 01:30:59,938 One, two, three! 2169 01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:03,274 Pull it, fucking do it! 2170 01:31:04,745 --> 01:31:05,643 Oh! 2171 01:31:05,645 --> 01:31:06,745 Shit, we fucking pulled my hand off, man. 2172 01:31:06,747 --> 01:31:08,479 Oh, shit! 2173 01:31:10,183 --> 01:31:11,651 - Oh, shit! - Oh, fuck! 2174 01:31:16,724 --> 01:31:17,656 We pulled it off, man. 2175 01:31:17,658 --> 01:31:19,860 We pulled my fucking hand off! 2176 01:31:20,794 --> 01:31:22,392 - Shit, man. - Oh my God. 2177 01:31:22,394 --> 01:31:24,394 Just fuckin' leave me, man. 2178 01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:25,630 Just fuckin' leave me, bro. 2179 01:31:25,632 --> 01:31:26,897 We're gonna fix you, we're gonna fix you 2180 01:31:26,899 --> 01:31:28,499 - and then we can go. - Just leave me, dude. 2181 01:31:28,501 --> 01:31:29,432 Come on! 2182 01:31:29,434 --> 01:31:30,635 I fucking ain't got no arm 2183 01:31:30,637 --> 01:31:32,402 and I got no hand and oh, my dick, man. 2184 01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:33,771 It's fucking over. 2185 01:31:33,773 --> 01:31:35,573 I'm not gonna leave you, man, come on. 2186 01:31:35,575 --> 01:31:37,742 - Come on. - It's over, bro. 2187 01:31:37,744 --> 01:31:40,210 Man, we gotta do Switchblade 5. 2188 01:31:40,212 --> 01:31:41,846 - Remember that! - I can't, man. 2189 01:31:41,848 --> 01:31:42,680 I got you a lead role in that this time. 2190 01:31:42,682 --> 01:31:43,681 I can't do it, man. 2191 01:31:43,683 --> 01:31:45,683 Dude, we gotta do it. 2192 01:31:45,685 --> 01:31:46,917 We could fix you! 2193 01:31:46,919 --> 01:31:48,251 Man, I'm fucked up bad, man. 2194 01:31:48,253 --> 01:31:50,688 That Bigfoot actor I hired, 2195 01:31:50,690 --> 01:31:51,689 I thought that was him but that 2196 01:31:51,691 --> 01:31:53,823 was a real fuckin' Bigfoot, man. 2197 01:31:53,825 --> 01:31:55,625 He was fuckin' a real one, dude. 2198 01:31:55,627 --> 01:31:57,427 He fuckin' knocked that fucking 2199 01:31:57,429 --> 01:32:00,597 Bambi's head right off with my cock in it, bro. 2200 01:32:00,599 --> 01:32:01,698 I'm telling you, man. 2201 01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:03,967 I fucked up, man, the actor fucking was supposed to, 2202 01:32:03,969 --> 01:32:05,402 the actor Bigfoot he was supposed to go 2203 01:32:05,404 --> 01:32:07,904 and fuck up all the vehicles, bro. 2204 01:32:07,906 --> 01:32:10,840 He's supposed to fuck up all of our cellphones, dude. 2205 01:32:10,842 --> 01:32:12,275 Oh my God, man. 2206 01:32:12,277 --> 01:32:13,009 He's supposed to fuck up everything. 2207 01:32:13,011 --> 01:32:14,713 There's no fucking way out, man. 2208 01:32:15,714 --> 01:32:16,846 There's no way out. 2209 01:32:16,848 --> 01:32:17,647 I'm gonna bleed out, man. 2210 01:32:17,649 --> 01:32:18,882 I got no hand, no dick, 2211 01:32:18,884 --> 01:32:20,017 I can't even fucking jack off anymore! 2212 01:32:20,019 --> 01:32:21,251 What'll I do? 2213 01:32:21,253 --> 01:32:22,385 We'll make it work, okay? 2214 01:32:22,387 --> 01:32:23,987 Let's get out of here, alright? 2215 01:32:23,989 --> 01:32:24,820 Okay? 2216 01:32:24,822 --> 01:32:26,722 - Just go, man. - No! 2217 01:32:26,724 --> 01:32:29,895 Just get to the, gotta get to the. 2218 01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:32,761 Jinx! 2219 01:32:32,763 --> 01:32:34,396 Jinx! 2220 01:32:34,398 --> 01:32:35,433 Come on, bro! 2221 01:32:43,674 --> 01:32:44,874 We're gonna make it work. 2222 01:32:44,876 --> 01:32:45,708 We're gonna make it work. 2223 01:32:45,710 --> 01:32:47,877 Get your fucking cock and your hand. 2224 01:32:47,879 --> 01:32:48,978 We're gonna fix you, brother. 2225 01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:50,279 Alright? 2226 01:32:50,281 --> 01:32:51,815 We're gonna do Switchblade 5, alright? 2227 01:32:51,817 --> 01:32:52,848 I promise you! 2228 01:32:52,850 --> 01:32:53,682 You're the lead! 2229 01:32:53,684 --> 01:32:54,549 We're gonna do it! 2230 01:32:54,551 --> 01:32:55,918 Oh God, man. 2231 01:32:59,322 --> 01:32:59,988 Dude, wake up! 2232 01:32:59,990 --> 01:33:01,056 - Wake up! - What? 2233 01:33:01,058 --> 01:33:01,890 - Wake up! - What? 2234 01:33:01,892 --> 01:33:02,925 What the fuck? 2235 01:33:02,927 --> 01:33:03,859 What? 2236 01:33:03,861 --> 01:33:04,593 Where, what, what's going? 2237 01:33:04,595 --> 01:33:05,426 What the fuck? 2238 01:33:05,428 --> 01:33:06,294 Hey, wake up! 2239 01:33:06,296 --> 01:33:07,363 Wake up, man! 2240 01:33:08,532 --> 01:33:09,365 Is that? 2241 01:33:10,333 --> 01:33:11,800 Vinny, why do you have a dick in your hand? 2242 01:33:11,802 --> 01:33:13,502 Why is there a dick and hand in your hands? 2243 01:33:13,504 --> 01:33:14,770 Dude, I was getting laid, man. 2244 01:33:14,772 --> 01:33:16,505 Jinx was getting his fucking dick sucked 2245 01:33:16,507 --> 01:33:18,407 but the fuckin' Bigfoot was a real Bigfoot. 2246 01:33:18,409 --> 01:33:20,809 Not the fucking actor that he fuckin' hired. 2247 01:33:20,811 --> 01:33:22,945 Bigfoot came and killed both fuckin' strippers. 2248 01:33:22,947 --> 01:33:24,679 Knocked one of their fuckin' heads off. 2249 01:33:24,681 --> 01:33:26,581 Fuckin' Jinx's junk was in her fuckin'... 2250 01:33:26,583 --> 01:33:27,648 Oh! 2251 01:33:27,650 --> 01:33:30,017 And then Jinx passed out, so I went over to him 2252 01:33:30,019 --> 01:33:31,519 and he said something to me 2253 01:33:31,521 --> 01:33:32,620 and we gotta go to a fucking, 2254 01:33:32,622 --> 01:33:35,790 we gotta go to the van, but he said the fucking car, 2255 01:33:35,792 --> 01:33:39,026 all the phones are gone and the Bigfoot 2256 01:33:39,028 --> 01:33:41,963 fucking actor fucked all the cars up, man. 2257 01:33:41,965 --> 01:33:42,797 Do you know what I'm sayin'? 2258 01:33:42,799 --> 01:33:44,031 - No! - What? 2259 01:33:44,033 --> 01:33:45,967 Dude, you're not making any fucking sense! 2260 01:33:45,969 --> 01:33:47,468 Wait, okay, okay, okay, first of all, 2261 01:33:47,470 --> 01:33:48,402 are you high? 2262 01:33:48,404 --> 01:33:49,403 Are you on drugs right now? 2263 01:33:49,405 --> 01:33:50,905 No! 2264 01:33:50,907 --> 01:33:52,573 We gotta find the phones, we're gonna find the phones. 2265 01:33:52,575 --> 01:33:53,840 He said something that. 2266 01:33:53,842 --> 01:33:55,842 We gotta, we gotta get something in the van. 2267 01:33:55,844 --> 01:33:57,044 What? 2268 01:33:57,046 --> 01:33:58,512 There's, uh, Chad smashed all the phones! 2269 01:33:58,514 --> 01:33:59,981 - Oh, shit. - Yeah, they're in his 2270 01:33:59,983 --> 01:34:01,882 fucking tent right now, they're in a million pieces. 2271 01:34:01,884 --> 01:34:02,950 Oh, God. 2272 01:34:02,952 --> 01:34:03,917 All of 'em? 2273 01:34:03,919 --> 01:34:04,954 Yes! 2274 01:34:05,955 --> 01:34:07,088 What are we gonna do, man? 2275 01:34:07,090 --> 01:34:08,522 Oh, fuck. 2276 01:34:08,524 --> 01:34:10,390 Oh, dude, what'd you guys give me, man? 2277 01:34:10,392 --> 01:34:11,591 Dude, don't worry, man. 2278 01:34:11,593 --> 01:34:12,626 We just gave you fuckin' pot brownies 2279 01:34:12,628 --> 01:34:14,829 and some beer so you could chill the fuck out. 2280 01:34:14,831 --> 01:34:15,930 Now listen to me, listen! 2281 01:34:15,932 --> 01:34:17,899 It's just you and me. 2282 01:34:17,901 --> 01:34:20,567 We gotta get outta here before that thing gets here. 2283 01:34:20,569 --> 01:34:21,701 - Yeah, let's go! - So we gotta go now. 2284 01:34:21,703 --> 01:34:22,669 - Now! - Now! 2285 01:34:22,671 --> 01:34:23,904 - Let's go! - Alright! 2286 01:34:23,906 --> 01:34:24,603 I gotta put this shit on ice, man. 2287 01:34:24,605 --> 01:34:25,872 We gotta go! 2288 01:34:25,874 --> 01:34:27,439 I gotta put this on ice. 2289 01:34:27,441 --> 01:34:28,942 Okay, what are you doing? 2290 01:34:28,944 --> 01:34:30,110 - I gotta wash my hands. - Come on, man! 2291 01:34:30,112 --> 01:34:31,510 I gotta wash my hands! 2292 01:34:31,512 --> 01:34:32,746 I'll be right there. 2293 01:34:32,748 --> 01:34:33,581 Ah! 2294 01:34:36,919 --> 01:34:38,118 - Oh, fuck! - Where are you going? 2295 01:34:38,120 --> 01:34:39,487 The lantern! 2296 01:34:40,956 --> 01:34:41,888 Oh, there! 2297 01:34:43,125 --> 01:34:44,658 Come on! 2298 01:34:44,660 --> 01:34:45,692 Jinx! 2299 01:34:45,694 --> 01:34:46,560 We're comin', baby! 2300 01:34:46,562 --> 01:34:47,594 Jinx! 2301 01:34:47,596 --> 01:34:48,562 - Where is he? - Oh, shit. 2302 01:34:48,564 --> 01:34:49,395 Where is he? 2303 01:34:49,397 --> 01:34:50,032 Oh my God. 2304 01:34:51,700 --> 01:34:52,534 Is he dead? 2305 01:34:53,869 --> 01:34:54,667 Oh, shit, Jinx. 2306 01:34:54,669 --> 01:34:55,634 Oh, God. 2307 01:34:55,636 --> 01:34:56,635 - Ooh, God. - What? 2308 01:34:56,637 --> 01:34:57,102 - Yeah, he's dead, man. - What? 2309 01:34:57,104 --> 01:34:58,539 That's gross. 2310 01:34:59,507 --> 01:35:01,040 Jinx. 2311 01:35:01,042 --> 01:35:01,974 Oh, fuck, what do we? 2312 01:35:01,976 --> 01:35:03,911 Vinny, what do we do now? 2313 01:35:07,915 --> 01:35:10,583 I told him this was a bad idea, man. 2314 01:35:10,585 --> 01:35:12,551 We'll have to kill him off for Switchblade 5. 2315 01:35:12,553 --> 01:35:13,187 What? 2316 01:35:15,423 --> 01:35:17,024 I had a big part for you, bro. 2317 01:35:18,059 --> 01:35:19,859 I was gonna give it to you. 2318 01:35:19,861 --> 01:35:20,993 Give you the fuckin' lead. 2319 01:35:20,995 --> 01:35:23,128 What are you talking about? 2320 01:35:23,130 --> 01:35:24,664 Our movie, Switchblade 5. 2321 01:35:25,632 --> 01:35:26,497 Have you not seen it? 2322 01:35:26,499 --> 01:35:27,500 You're in a movie? 2323 01:35:28,668 --> 01:35:29,701 What kind of friend are you? 2324 01:35:29,703 --> 01:35:30,969 Wait, did you? 2325 01:35:30,971 --> 01:35:32,906 Did you say Switchblade 5? 2326 01:35:34,007 --> 01:35:35,775 I haven't seen four of his movies? 2327 01:35:37,978 --> 01:35:39,913 Man, I'm sorry, Jinx. 2328 01:35:41,615 --> 01:35:42,881 It's right here. 2329 01:35:44,218 --> 01:35:45,617 What are you doing? 2330 01:35:45,619 --> 01:35:46,885 Taking a piss. 2331 01:35:46,887 --> 01:35:47,819 Haven't you heard anything I've said? 2332 01:35:47,821 --> 01:35:49,854 I don't give a shit, man. 2333 01:35:49,856 --> 01:35:54,193 Pissing all over your fuckin' trees, fuckin' Sasquatch! 2334 01:35:54,195 --> 01:35:56,493 Fuckin' skunk-ape! 2335 01:35:56,495 --> 01:35:59,529 Fuckin' Harry and the Andersons bullshit. 2336 01:35:59,531 --> 01:36:02,066 Oh, man. 2337 01:36:02,068 --> 01:36:03,567 What? 2338 01:36:07,974 --> 01:36:09,107 He's coming back. 2339 01:36:09,109 --> 01:36:10,041 We gotta get to the van, man. 2340 01:36:10,043 --> 01:36:11,075 - Let's get it. - Go, go! 2341 01:36:11,077 --> 01:36:12,611 Sorry, Jinx, ew. 2342 01:36:14,881 --> 01:36:17,048 Hope the van is still around here. 2343 01:36:17,050 --> 01:36:17,982 Where are we going? 2344 01:36:20,654 --> 01:36:21,953 Oh shit,. 2345 01:36:21,955 --> 01:36:23,955 Do you remember where that van's at? 2346 01:36:23,957 --> 01:36:24,890 What van? 2347 01:36:26,659 --> 01:36:27,891 The van. 2348 01:36:27,893 --> 01:36:29,660 What, the van you brought me in? 2349 01:36:29,662 --> 01:36:30,661 Yeah. 2350 01:36:30,663 --> 01:36:31,664 When I had the hood on my head? 2351 01:36:32,998 --> 01:36:34,498 Oh, yeah. 2352 01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:35,599 Fuck, we're fucked. 2353 01:36:35,601 --> 01:36:36,500 Shh! 2354 01:36:38,003 --> 01:36:38,869 - Go, we should go. - Yeah, let's go. 2355 01:36:38,871 --> 01:36:41,071 - Come on, we gotta find it. - Go, go! 2356 01:36:43,275 --> 01:36:45,008 - Oh, go, man! - Come on, come on. 2357 01:36:45,010 --> 01:36:46,745 - Go! - Yeah, I know! 2358 01:36:48,714 --> 01:36:49,746 I think it's this way! 2359 01:36:49,748 --> 01:36:51,715 - Go. - I'm runnin', man! 2360 01:36:56,054 --> 01:36:57,254 Oh, God. 2361 01:36:57,256 --> 01:36:59,457 Come on, get up and run! 2362 01:37:02,961 --> 01:37:03,826 Okay. 2363 01:37:03,828 --> 01:37:06,163 - Go on the other... - Tires, get down. 2364 01:37:06,165 --> 01:37:08,631 Oh, this tire's flat! 2365 01:37:08,633 --> 01:37:10,032 Is that one flat, too? 2366 01:37:10,034 --> 01:37:11,033 Yes, fuck! 2367 01:37:11,035 --> 01:37:12,768 This is all your fuckin' fault! 2368 01:37:12,770 --> 01:37:14,171 - My fault? - Yes, your fault. 2369 01:37:14,173 --> 01:37:15,105 You took a piss. 2370 01:37:15,107 --> 01:37:16,039 I told you not to take a piss! 2371 01:37:16,041 --> 01:37:16,973 He's got your fuckin' scent. 2372 01:37:16,975 --> 01:37:17,773 Don't worry about that, man. 2373 01:37:17,775 --> 01:37:18,541 That's all a myth. 2374 01:37:18,543 --> 01:37:19,242 A myth? 2375 01:37:19,244 --> 01:37:20,876 It's not a fuckin' myth. 2376 01:37:20,878 --> 01:37:21,811 That thing is not gonna stop 2377 01:37:21,813 --> 01:37:23,013 until it fuckin' finds you, man. 2378 01:37:23,015 --> 01:37:24,314 Hey, we got this under control. 2379 01:37:24,316 --> 01:37:25,148 Oh, do we? 2380 01:37:25,150 --> 01:37:26,581 Do we really? 2381 01:37:26,583 --> 01:37:27,183 I'll tell you one thing, though. 2382 01:37:27,185 --> 01:37:29,617 Just like Switchblade 3. 2383 01:37:29,619 --> 01:37:31,320 I drove a van just like this with no tires, 2384 01:37:31,322 --> 01:37:32,989 I'll get us out of here in no time. 2385 01:37:32,991 --> 01:37:34,290 Shut up, shut up! 2386 01:37:34,292 --> 01:37:35,858 This isn't a fuckin' movie! 2387 01:37:35,860 --> 01:37:37,059 This is real life and that thing's 2388 01:37:37,061 --> 01:37:39,163 is gonna fucking kill us! 2389 01:37:42,233 --> 01:37:43,500 Don't, don't! 2390 01:37:48,873 --> 01:37:49,807 He's there? 2391 01:37:55,946 --> 01:37:56,978 Oh, fuck, it's coming. 2392 01:37:56,980 --> 01:37:59,214 - What? - It's coming, go, go. 2393 01:37:59,216 --> 01:38:00,215 Get in the van. 2394 01:38:00,217 --> 01:38:01,051 Get in! 2395 01:38:08,025 --> 01:38:09,226 - Got the keys? - Yeah. 2396 01:38:11,161 --> 01:38:13,730 Key, where's the fuckin' key? 2397 01:38:15,732 --> 01:38:16,967 Where's the fuckin' keys? 2398 01:38:18,001 --> 01:38:19,167 Damn, fuck! 2399 01:38:19,169 --> 01:38:21,703 - He fuckin' took the key. - Who? 2400 01:38:21,705 --> 01:38:23,271 The fuckin' Bigfoot actor guy 2401 01:38:23,273 --> 01:38:25,240 that we fuckin' hired for this. 2402 01:38:25,242 --> 01:38:26,740 He messed up all the cars, 2403 01:38:26,742 --> 01:38:28,075 now he took the fuckin' keys. 2404 01:38:28,077 --> 01:38:30,644 - Fuck! - Son of a bitch. 2405 01:38:30,646 --> 01:38:31,747 - Betsy! - What? 2406 01:38:32,648 --> 01:38:34,214 Oh, yes! 2407 01:38:34,216 --> 01:38:35,252 Oh! 2408 01:38:37,153 --> 01:38:37,985 That's what he was talking about. 2409 01:38:37,987 --> 01:38:39,686 - Who? - Jinx! 2410 01:38:39,688 --> 01:38:41,256 That's why he wanted us to come to the van. 2411 01:38:41,258 --> 01:38:42,923 - To get the gun. - Yes, yeah! 2412 01:38:42,925 --> 01:38:43,859 - Oh. - Shh. 2413 01:38:45,694 --> 01:38:47,228 I think he's still here, get down. 2414 01:38:47,230 --> 01:38:48,163 - Get down. - Oh, dude. 2415 01:38:48,165 --> 01:38:49,197 Oh, God, holy shit. 2416 01:38:49,199 --> 01:38:50,165 Look at that. 2417 01:38:50,167 --> 01:38:52,200 That's the real one, right. 2418 01:38:52,202 --> 01:38:54,001 Oh, fuck, we're gonna die. 2419 01:38:54,003 --> 01:38:55,138 We're gonna die. 2420 01:38:56,738 --> 01:38:59,206 Where'd he go? 2421 01:38:59,208 --> 01:39:00,207 Is it gone? 2422 01:39:00,209 --> 01:39:02,376 I hope it's gone. 2423 01:39:02,378 --> 01:39:03,645 Fuck, okay. 2424 01:39:09,351 --> 01:39:10,184 - Think he's gone? - Is he gone? 2425 01:39:10,186 --> 01:39:11,220 Shh. 2426 01:39:14,223 --> 01:39:18,792 He's not gone! (Pat and Vinny scream 2427 01:39:18,794 --> 01:39:19,426 Go away! 2428 01:39:19,428 --> 01:39:20,360 Oh, God! 2429 01:39:20,362 --> 01:39:21,727 - Oh, shit! - Vinny! 2430 01:39:21,729 --> 01:39:22,362 Where is he? 2431 01:39:22,364 --> 01:39:23,197 Where is he? 2432 01:39:26,068 --> 01:39:27,400 Pat? 2433 01:39:27,402 --> 01:39:29,435 Pat! 2434 01:39:29,437 --> 01:39:32,171 Patrick Anthony Taylor! 2435 01:39:32,173 --> 01:39:33,208 Patrick? 2436 01:39:34,809 --> 01:39:35,842 Hello? 2437 01:39:35,844 --> 01:39:36,678 Patrick! 2438 01:39:39,714 --> 01:39:40,815 What the hell is that? 2439 01:39:42,283 --> 01:39:43,449 What? 2440 01:39:49,691 --> 01:39:51,157 Oh nice, you broke your phone. 2441 01:39:51,159 --> 01:39:52,861 Still found you, motherfucker. 2442 01:39:54,329 --> 01:39:56,062 What is this? 2443 01:39:56,064 --> 01:39:56,897 Huh? 2444 01:39:59,166 --> 01:40:00,000 Beer! 2445 01:40:00,868 --> 01:40:01,702 Patrick! 2446 01:40:02,570 --> 01:40:05,205 Jinx, you lying motherfucker, I knew it! 2447 01:40:06,874 --> 01:40:08,441 What is this? 2448 01:40:08,443 --> 01:40:10,242 Oh, that's cute. 2449 01:40:11,211 --> 01:40:12,445 That's cute, guys. 2450 01:40:12,447 --> 01:40:15,248 Nice little Halloween party, adorable. 2451 01:40:15,250 --> 01:40:16,315 Great. 2452 01:40:16,317 --> 01:40:17,151 What? 2453 01:40:18,085 --> 01:40:19,452 What? 2454 01:40:19,454 --> 01:40:22,355 Is this your little bromance souvenir? 2455 01:40:22,357 --> 01:40:25,023 That's great, that's oh my god, it's real! 2456 01:40:25,025 --> 01:40:26,359 No! 2457 01:40:26,361 --> 01:40:27,192 Oh my God! 2458 01:40:27,194 --> 01:40:28,460 Oh my God, oh my God! 2459 01:40:28,462 --> 01:40:29,927 9-1-1, what's your emergency? 2460 01:40:29,929 --> 01:40:31,163 Yes, hello, I'm in Cherokee Creek 2461 01:40:31,165 --> 01:40:33,898 and there's a fucking cooler with a hand and a penis in it. 2462 01:40:33,900 --> 01:40:35,133 And there's beer in it! 2463 01:40:35,135 --> 01:40:36,468 And my boyfriend was supposed to be 2464 01:40:36,470 --> 01:40:38,270 at the bachelor party, I can't find him 2465 01:40:38,272 --> 01:40:39,837 or his friends anywhere. 2466 01:40:39,839 --> 01:40:41,739 Please, you gotta get here quick! 2467 01:40:41,741 --> 01:40:42,806 Cherokee Creek! 2468 01:40:42,808 --> 01:40:44,109 Get here quick! 2469 01:40:44,111 --> 01:40:44,945 Oh, God. 2470 01:40:46,213 --> 01:40:47,345 Patrick! 2471 01:40:47,347 --> 01:40:48,380 Patrick! 2472 01:40:48,382 --> 01:40:49,381 Jinx! 2473 01:40:49,383 --> 01:40:50,382 Patrick! 2474 01:40:50,384 --> 01:40:51,950 Where are you? 2475 01:40:51,952 --> 01:40:53,185 Patrick? 2476 01:40:53,187 --> 01:40:54,219 Patrick! 2477 01:40:54,221 --> 01:40:55,487 Patrick! 2478 01:40:55,489 --> 01:40:56,354 Patrick! 2479 01:40:56,356 --> 01:40:57,955 Where is it? 2480 01:40:57,957 --> 01:40:59,392 What is it doing? 2481 01:41:02,228 --> 01:41:03,994 - You okay? - Yeah. 2482 01:41:03,996 --> 01:41:06,263 - Yeah. - I'm alright. 2483 01:41:06,265 --> 01:41:08,532 - It's okay. - I'm alright. 2484 01:41:08,534 --> 01:41:09,366 I mean it just come and play... 2485 01:41:09,368 --> 01:41:10,367 Yeah, we're alright. 2486 01:41:10,369 --> 01:41:11,435 - We're alright. - We're good. 2487 01:41:11,437 --> 01:41:12,269 We're good. 2488 01:41:22,048 --> 01:41:23,814 Do you see it? 2489 01:41:23,816 --> 01:41:24,984 No, come on. 2490 01:41:30,455 --> 01:41:31,289 Shh! 2491 01:41:33,858 --> 01:41:35,126 Okay, let's go. 2492 01:41:36,127 --> 01:41:37,327 What the fuck? 2493 01:41:37,329 --> 01:41:39,028 Oh, come on! 2494 01:41:39,030 --> 01:41:40,263 - Of course. - Fuck! 2495 01:41:40,265 --> 01:41:41,331 Fucking tires are flat. 2496 01:41:41,333 --> 01:41:42,165 Shh. 2497 01:41:42,167 --> 01:41:43,235 Alright, locked? 2498 01:41:44,302 --> 01:41:45,835 It's locked. 2499 01:41:45,837 --> 01:41:46,738 Maybe this side. 2500 01:41:49,808 --> 01:41:50,443 Fuck. 2501 01:41:51,444 --> 01:41:52,476 Locked, God damn it. 2502 01:41:52,478 --> 01:41:54,313 Hey, man, these aren't flat. 2503 01:41:56,047 --> 01:41:57,350 Hey, check the other side. 2504 01:42:00,418 --> 01:42:01,984 - No. - Really? 2505 01:42:01,986 --> 01:42:03,152 - Uh huh. - Fuckin' hot. 2506 01:42:03,154 --> 01:42:04,320 - Ah! - Shit. 2507 01:42:04,322 --> 01:42:05,521 - Of course. - Keys. 2508 01:42:05,523 --> 01:42:06,356 We need keys. 2509 01:42:06,358 --> 01:42:07,392 Whose car is this? 2510 01:42:08,460 --> 01:42:10,493 Oh, I bet it's the stripper's car! 2511 01:42:10,495 --> 01:42:11,494 Oh, yeah. 2512 01:42:11,496 --> 01:42:12,428 Uh, Brick! 2513 01:42:12,430 --> 01:42:13,363 Brick probably has the keys! 2514 01:42:13,365 --> 01:42:14,230 Brick? 2515 01:42:14,232 --> 01:42:16,199 Uh, yeah, you know like the bouncer. 2516 01:42:16,201 --> 01:42:17,166 - Oh. - Come on. 2517 01:42:17,168 --> 01:42:19,104 Let's go check on that. 2518 01:42:35,085 --> 01:42:36,318 What the fuck is that? 2519 01:42:36,320 --> 01:42:37,821 It's the tree. 2520 01:42:41,058 --> 01:42:42,359 Past the tree. 2521 01:42:43,260 --> 01:42:44,092 What is that? 2522 01:42:44,094 --> 01:42:45,396 Shh, get down. 2523 01:42:48,332 --> 01:42:50,265 That's, oh my God. 2524 01:42:50,267 --> 01:42:53,068 - Is that him? - I don't fucking know. 2525 01:42:53,070 --> 01:42:54,002 What do you mean you don't fucking know? 2526 01:42:54,004 --> 01:42:55,137 You're the fuckin' expert. 2527 01:42:55,139 --> 01:42:56,606 Dude, there's a real one, there's a fuckin' fake one. 2528 01:42:56,608 --> 01:42:58,908 How am I supposed to know the difference? 2529 01:42:59,942 --> 01:43:01,210 Well, fuckin' shoot it. 2530 01:43:02,078 --> 01:43:02,910 You got the gun. 2531 01:43:02,912 --> 01:43:03,578 You shoot it. 2532 01:43:03,580 --> 01:43:04,414 Here. 2533 01:43:06,983 --> 01:43:08,082 I never shot one before. 2534 01:43:08,084 --> 01:43:09,450 You fuckin' kidding me? 2535 01:43:09,452 --> 01:43:11,520 You're in all those action movies. 2536 01:43:11,522 --> 01:43:13,323 Yeah, but I gotta use a knife. 2537 01:43:14,591 --> 01:43:16,023 Okay. 2538 01:43:16,025 --> 01:43:17,426 Just fucking shoot it, come on. 2539 01:43:17,428 --> 01:43:18,660 Let's get the fuck outta here. 2540 01:43:18,662 --> 01:43:19,594 Come on, man, I'm still pretty fucked up 2541 01:43:19,596 --> 01:43:21,030 off that thing you gave me. 2542 01:43:22,131 --> 01:43:24,265 I don't like it, man, I don't like it. 2543 01:43:24,267 --> 01:43:26,368 Let's just, let's just find the keys. 2544 01:43:26,370 --> 01:43:27,502 Let's find the dude that's got 'em 2545 01:43:27,504 --> 01:43:29,437 and get the fuck outta here. 2546 01:43:29,439 --> 01:43:30,471 Cause what if I miss? 2547 01:43:30,473 --> 01:43:31,938 I just piss it off. 2548 01:43:31,940 --> 01:43:33,374 - Alright, alright. - Yeah. 2549 01:43:33,376 --> 01:43:35,208 Just wait till, just wait till it leaves. 2550 01:43:35,210 --> 01:43:36,011 Okay. 2551 01:43:37,580 --> 01:43:38,912 - There it goes. - There it goes. 2552 01:43:38,914 --> 01:43:39,979 There it goes. 2553 01:43:39,981 --> 01:43:40,450 - Hey, let's go that way. - Alright. 2554 01:43:41,950 --> 01:43:42,552 Go, go. 2555 01:43:51,661 --> 01:43:52,626 What the fuck? 2556 01:43:52,628 --> 01:43:54,027 Get the fuck... 2557 01:43:54,029 --> 01:43:55,496 oh, oh, it's Brick! 2558 01:43:55,498 --> 01:43:56,630 Hey, oh, fuckin'. 2559 01:43:56,632 --> 01:43:57,565 Oh, Jesus. 2560 01:43:57,567 --> 01:44:00,266 - Oh, God. - Oh, shit. 2561 01:44:00,268 --> 01:44:01,134 Fuck! 2562 01:44:01,136 --> 01:44:02,268 Check him for keys. 2563 01:44:02,270 --> 01:44:03,105 Keys. 2564 01:44:08,510 --> 01:44:09,544 Look. 2565 01:44:10,479 --> 01:44:11,444 Man, there's nothing. 2566 01:44:11,446 --> 01:44:12,579 Fuck! 2567 01:44:12,581 --> 01:44:13,613 Um. 2568 01:44:13,615 --> 01:44:14,547 The strippers. 2569 01:44:14,549 --> 01:44:15,715 The strippers gotta have 'em. 2570 01:44:15,717 --> 01:44:17,317 I know where they're at, come on. 2571 01:44:17,319 --> 01:44:18,153 Come on. 2572 01:44:20,155 --> 01:44:21,121 There they are. 2573 01:44:21,123 --> 01:44:22,222 - Oh, yes. - Oh my God. 2574 01:44:22,224 --> 01:44:23,056 They gotta have it, man. 2575 01:44:23,058 --> 01:44:24,257 Go check her. 2576 01:44:24,259 --> 01:44:25,260 I'll check this one. 2577 01:44:26,428 --> 01:44:27,527 Fuck. 2578 01:44:27,529 --> 01:44:28,363 Um, okay. 2579 01:44:30,398 --> 01:44:31,232 Fuck. 2580 01:44:38,172 --> 01:44:39,006 Fuck. 2581 01:44:41,375 --> 01:44:42,176 Fuck. 2582 01:44:45,980 --> 01:44:50,685 Gross! 2583 01:44:51,753 --> 01:44:52,585 Fuck yeah! 2584 01:44:52,587 --> 01:44:53,622 I got it! 2585 01:44:54,523 --> 01:44:55,688 Oh, shit. 2586 01:44:55,690 --> 01:44:57,657 Vinny, behind you! 2587 01:45:01,695 --> 01:45:02,694 Holy shit. 2588 01:45:19,213 --> 01:45:20,046 Shit! 2589 01:45:20,714 --> 01:45:21,649 I got it. 2590 01:45:25,686 --> 01:45:29,721 Fuck you, man! 2591 01:45:34,060 --> 01:45:35,061 Fuck, Vinny. 2592 01:45:44,704 --> 01:45:46,204 What the fuck? 2593 01:45:46,206 --> 01:45:47,405 Gotta get the key. 2594 01:45:47,407 --> 01:45:49,273 I need the key. 2595 01:45:49,275 --> 01:45:50,541 Oh. 2596 01:45:52,312 --> 01:45:54,545 It was supposed to be you and me, man. 2597 01:45:54,547 --> 01:45:56,647 Oh, fuck, where is it? 2598 01:45:56,649 --> 01:45:57,682 Oh! 2599 01:45:57,684 --> 01:45:58,516 Oh! 2600 01:45:58,518 --> 01:45:59,584 Oh, fuck! 2601 01:45:59,586 --> 01:46:00,419 Oh, fuck! 2602 01:46:11,597 --> 01:46:13,063 Thanks, man. 2603 01:47:09,253 --> 01:47:10,286 You son of a bitch! 2604 01:47:18,529 --> 01:47:19,530 Oh my God! 2605 01:47:21,632 --> 01:47:24,199 Oh my God, I'm so glad to see you. 2606 01:47:24,201 --> 01:47:25,202 Look at you. 2607 01:47:26,737 --> 01:47:28,504 Why the hell were you shooting at me? 2608 01:47:28,506 --> 01:47:29,438 Are you crazy? 2609 01:47:29,440 --> 01:47:30,673 I wasn't shooting at you, 2610 01:47:30,675 --> 01:47:31,639 I was shooting at that bear or whatever it was. 2611 01:47:31,641 --> 01:47:33,207 It was attacking you! 2612 01:47:33,209 --> 01:47:34,576 It was behind you! 2613 01:47:34,578 --> 01:47:35,211 See? 2614 01:47:37,247 --> 01:47:38,881 - What was that? - You killed it! 2615 01:47:38,883 --> 01:47:40,481 That's Bigfoot! 2616 01:47:40,483 --> 01:47:41,819 That is fuckin' Bigfoot. 2617 01:47:43,186 --> 01:47:44,319 And you killed it. 2618 01:47:44,321 --> 01:47:46,122 He killed everybody. 2619 01:47:46,791 --> 01:47:48,289 Everybody's dead. 2620 01:47:48,291 --> 01:47:49,125 Almost got me. 2621 01:47:50,560 --> 01:47:52,527 - But I made it. - Mmhmm. 2622 01:47:52,529 --> 01:47:53,929 And you're lucky I didn't kill you 2623 01:47:53,931 --> 01:47:56,765 for everything you have put me through tonight. 2624 01:47:56,767 --> 01:47:58,566 You betrayed me! 2625 01:47:58,568 --> 01:48:00,736 You put all those videos all over my social media 2626 01:48:00,738 --> 01:48:02,536 accounts of those strippers all over you. 2627 01:48:02,538 --> 01:48:03,671 Why would you do that? 2628 01:48:03,673 --> 01:48:05,372 Are you fuckin' serious? 2629 01:48:05,374 --> 01:48:06,608 Did you hear me? 2630 01:48:06,610 --> 01:48:07,742 - Everybody's dead! - Yes, I heard you! 2631 01:48:07,744 --> 01:48:09,510 I almost died! 2632 01:48:09,512 --> 01:48:12,680 But you broke your promise to me. 2633 01:48:12,682 --> 01:48:14,616 Everybody that I came here with, 2634 01:48:14,618 --> 01:48:16,686 Jinx, they're all dead. 2635 01:48:17,787 --> 01:48:20,187 - I heard you. - I am done. 2636 01:48:20,189 --> 01:48:21,456 You hear me? 2637 01:48:21,458 --> 01:48:23,825 Done being your pussy whipped little bitch. 2638 01:48:23,827 --> 01:48:26,861 I didn't put any videos on your social media account. 2639 01:48:26,863 --> 01:48:29,297 Okay, so I'd appreciate it if you cutted me 2640 01:48:29,299 --> 01:48:30,965 a little fuckin' slack. 2641 01:48:30,967 --> 01:48:32,265 And to top it all off, 2642 01:48:32,267 --> 01:48:33,800 I don't know what happened. 2643 01:48:33,802 --> 01:48:35,702 The last thing that I can remember 2644 01:48:35,704 --> 01:48:39,973 is I was arguing with Jinx about the strippers 2645 01:48:39,975 --> 01:48:41,575 you're so concerned with. 2646 01:48:41,577 --> 01:48:43,810 Next thing I know, I get woken up by Vinny 2647 01:48:43,812 --> 01:48:46,313 and he's got a fucking severed dick 2648 01:48:46,315 --> 01:48:48,450 and another ripped off hand just in his hands. 2649 01:48:50,953 --> 01:48:52,719 How do you know this wasn't one of Jinx's pranks? 2650 01:48:52,721 --> 01:48:54,388 Huh? 2651 01:48:54,390 --> 01:48:55,622 He's friends with all of the special effects people, 2652 01:48:55,624 --> 01:48:57,257 he does this stuff all the time, 2653 01:48:57,259 --> 01:48:59,793 I've personally never trusted him 2654 01:48:59,795 --> 01:49:01,662 and because he promised nobody would get hurt, 2655 01:49:01,664 --> 01:49:03,629 - I said, okay, fine. - Okay, stop. 2656 01:49:03,631 --> 01:49:04,764 And he promised there'd be no strippers! 2657 01:49:04,766 --> 01:49:06,599 And what was there? 2658 01:49:06,601 --> 01:49:07,767 Strippers! 2659 01:49:07,769 --> 01:49:08,701 Well, you're worried about strippers? 2660 01:49:08,703 --> 01:49:10,871 What you think I'm doing something out here? 2661 01:49:10,873 --> 01:49:13,241 Besides fighting for my own fuckin' life? 2662 01:49:14,642 --> 01:49:17,743 And if you're so worried about what I'm doing, what? 2663 01:49:17,745 --> 01:49:18,912 You're insecure? 2664 01:49:18,914 --> 01:49:20,781 You think I was doing something wrong? 2665 01:49:20,783 --> 01:49:21,614 What about you? 2666 01:49:21,616 --> 01:49:23,784 Feel like you're missing something. 2667 01:49:23,786 --> 01:49:24,918 So where were you at tonight? 2668 01:49:24,920 --> 01:49:26,953 While I was trying to not die? 2669 01:49:28,924 --> 01:49:30,489 Do you hear that? 2670 01:49:30,491 --> 01:49:31,925 It's sirens. 2671 01:49:31,927 --> 01:49:34,392 I called the sheriff at the camp site! 2672 01:49:34,394 --> 01:49:35,427 Let's go, let's get him! 2673 01:49:53,548 --> 01:49:54,480 I killed him! 2674 01:49:54,482 --> 01:49:55,414 I shot him, he's back there. 2675 01:49:55,416 --> 01:49:56,816 Drop your weapon! 2676 01:49:56,818 --> 01:49:57,783 - No, no, you gotta go see. - Drop that weapon. 2677 01:49:57,785 --> 01:49:59,587 - I'm sorry. - Up here. 2678 01:50:01,522 --> 01:50:02,721 Oh, I'd love to get 2679 01:50:02,723 --> 01:50:03,955 and smell like beef in the morning. 2680 01:50:03,957 --> 01:50:05,523 Makes me horny. 2681 01:50:05,525 --> 01:50:06,725 What? 2682 01:50:06,727 --> 01:50:07,692 - What have we got here? - Oh my goodness, 2683 01:50:07,694 --> 01:50:09,794 - what is this? - I don't know. 2684 01:50:09,796 --> 01:50:10,630 But it's not. 2685 01:50:11,698 --> 01:50:12,997 - He's dead. - Throw him over. 2686 01:50:12,999 --> 01:50:15,433 On my count, one, two, three. 2687 01:50:16,870 --> 01:50:18,570 God, he stinks. 2688 01:50:18,572 --> 01:50:19,671 You gotta be kidding me. 2689 01:50:19,673 --> 01:50:20,939 No, I'm serious. 2690 01:50:20,941 --> 01:50:22,674 That's the story you expect us to believe? 2691 01:50:22,676 --> 01:50:23,808 Another Bigfoot story? 2692 01:50:23,810 --> 01:50:24,876 He's right there. 2693 01:50:24,878 --> 01:50:26,010 You know how many times we get pulled out here 2694 01:50:26,012 --> 01:50:27,579 for these Bigfoot stories? 2695 01:50:27,581 --> 01:50:29,347 I just shot him, he's right there 2696 01:50:29,349 --> 01:50:32,883 if you just please come with us, you will see him! 2697 01:50:32,885 --> 01:50:35,519 First of all, son, you're on restricted property. 2698 01:50:35,521 --> 01:50:38,455 That's a 300 dollar fine per person. 2699 01:50:38,457 --> 01:50:40,557 Second, why didn't you just go to a titty bar 2700 01:50:40,559 --> 01:50:41,725 like anybody else? 2701 01:50:41,727 --> 01:50:45,362 I mean, who comes out in the woods for a bachelor party? 2702 01:50:45,364 --> 01:50:45,997 Nobody. 2703 01:50:45,999 --> 01:50:46,931 Doesn't make sense. 2704 01:50:46,933 --> 01:50:48,398 Sir. 2705 01:50:48,400 --> 01:50:51,903 With all due respect, I am vehemently opposed 2706 01:50:51,905 --> 01:50:55,840 to titty bars and camping is all I would allow him to do. 2707 01:50:55,842 --> 01:50:57,842 All you would allow him to do? 2708 01:50:57,844 --> 01:50:59,476 Well, you're cool with him coming out 2709 01:50:59,478 --> 01:51:00,945 with his friends into a restricted area 2710 01:51:00,947 --> 01:51:02,046 and getting 'em all killed? 2711 01:51:02,048 --> 01:51:03,679 That doesn't make sense, ma'am. 2712 01:51:03,681 --> 01:51:05,849 I didn't know they would be trespassing. 2713 01:51:05,851 --> 01:51:08,351 I didn't know this would be a restricted area. 2714 01:51:08,353 --> 01:51:09,887 I didn't know there'd be strippers, 2715 01:51:09,889 --> 01:51:12,522 I didn't know there'd be an actor in a Bigfoot costume! 2716 01:51:12,524 --> 01:51:13,523 Of course there's gonna be strippers, 2717 01:51:13,525 --> 01:51:14,925 he's a man, isn't he? 2718 01:51:14,927 --> 01:51:16,896 What kind of controlling woman are you? 2719 01:51:17,997 --> 01:51:19,495 There he is! 2720 01:51:19,497 --> 01:51:21,432 - Have a look for yourself. - That's him! 2721 01:51:22,902 --> 01:51:23,734 Oh God, that's him. 2722 01:51:29,008 --> 01:51:30,676 Let's take a look at this thing. 2723 01:51:32,912 --> 01:51:34,710 Here's your Bigfoot, lady. 2724 01:51:35,880 --> 01:51:39,148 Looks like you killed this nice young man for no reason. 2725 01:51:39,150 --> 01:51:41,150 - No, I, no. - No! 2726 01:51:41,152 --> 01:51:42,985 Stop, that is not what it was. 2727 01:51:42,987 --> 01:51:44,487 Okay, that, no, no, no. 2728 01:51:44,489 --> 01:51:45,421 You said you knew about the party... 2729 01:51:45,423 --> 01:51:46,856 That's not what I shot! 2730 01:51:46,858 --> 01:51:47,790 - I shot, I shot a Bigfoot! - You said you knew 2731 01:51:47,792 --> 01:51:49,625 about the party and the plan. 2732 01:51:49,627 --> 01:51:50,693 Why didn't you check it out 2733 01:51:50,695 --> 01:51:52,662 before you opened fire and killed this poor kid? 2734 01:51:52,664 --> 01:51:54,897 I don't know, I didn't mean to! 2735 01:51:54,899 --> 01:51:55,965 You think a kid did all this? 2736 01:51:55,967 --> 01:51:57,400 We're gonna cuff 'em. 2737 01:51:57,402 --> 01:51:58,768 We're gonna take you in for more questioning. 2738 01:51:58,770 --> 01:51:59,702 We'll get to the bottom of this. 2739 01:51:59,704 --> 01:52:00,937 It's alright, it'll be good. 2740 01:52:00,939 --> 01:52:03,072 We'll find out exactly what happened out here. 2741 01:52:03,074 --> 01:52:04,673 Remain calm, okay? 2742 01:52:04,675 --> 01:52:05,574 We're innocent. 2743 01:52:05,576 --> 01:52:06,541 We didn't do anything! 2744 01:52:06,543 --> 01:52:07,742 We're innocent! 2745 01:52:07,744 --> 01:52:08,910 We need to reduce the drama, okay? 2746 01:52:08,912 --> 01:52:10,879 - Everyone just calm down. - What drama? 2747 01:52:10,881 --> 01:52:13,082 You are arresting us for no reason. 2748 01:52:13,084 --> 01:52:13,949 You think I did this? 2749 01:52:13,951 --> 01:52:15,784 You think I did this? 2750 01:52:15,786 --> 01:52:16,985 We're innocent! 2751 01:52:16,987 --> 01:52:17,953 Have the right to remain silent. 2752 01:52:17,955 --> 01:52:19,955 Anything you say can and will be 2753 01:52:19,957 --> 01:52:21,958 used against you in the court of law. 2754 01:52:21,960 --> 01:52:24,426 Get off, we're innocent! 2755 01:52:24,428 --> 01:52:25,127 We're innocent! 2756 01:52:25,129 --> 01:52:25,964 Sir, sir! 2757 01:52:27,464 --> 01:52:28,965 We are innocent, please. 2758 01:52:28,967 --> 01:52:29,999 Please. 2759 01:52:30,001 --> 01:52:31,766 Get in the damn car. 2760 01:52:31,768 --> 01:52:33,468 This is bullshit. 2761 01:52:33,470 --> 01:52:34,936 Hey! 2762 01:52:34,938 --> 01:52:35,904 Hey, that's her! 2763 01:52:35,906 --> 01:52:36,872 - Hey, that's her! - Let's go. 2764 01:52:36,874 --> 01:52:38,039 That's the park ranger. 2765 01:52:38,041 --> 01:52:41,076 Son, you're just diggin' a deeper hole with the lies. 2766 01:52:41,078 --> 01:52:41,877 Just be quiet, okay? 2767 01:52:41,879 --> 01:52:43,611 Tell it to the judge, if you want. 2768 01:52:43,613 --> 01:52:45,180 - Let's go. - Come on! 2769 01:52:45,182 --> 01:52:46,815 - Get in the car! - Look at her boobs! 2770 01:52:46,817 --> 01:52:48,216 - Get in the car. - Get him in the car, deputy. 2771 01:52:48,218 --> 01:52:49,084 Let's go! 2772 01:52:49,086 --> 01:52:49,985 Get him outta here. 2773 01:52:49,987 --> 01:52:51,119 No, no, no! 2774 01:52:51,121 --> 01:52:52,854 - No, no! - Let's go. 2775 01:52:52,856 --> 01:52:53,955 Come on. 2776 01:52:53,957 --> 01:52:55,522 Let go! 2777 01:52:55,524 --> 01:52:56,791 Look, we're innocent! 2778 01:52:56,793 --> 01:52:57,759 Sheriff, I don't know what he's talking about. 2779 01:52:57,761 --> 01:53:01,696 I've never seen that man in my entire life. 2780 01:53:01,698 --> 01:53:02,531 Let me see it. 2781 01:53:04,499 --> 01:53:06,135 Vinny Blades. 2782 01:53:07,103 --> 01:53:07,935 What did I tell you about 2783 01:53:07,937 --> 01:53:10,237 hanging out with these damn campers? 2784 01:53:10,239 --> 01:53:11,839 They get you in trouble every time. 2785 01:53:36,531 --> 01:53:38,600 God, a hand and a cock. 2786 01:53:40,035 --> 01:53:40,835 Oh. 2787 01:53:43,605 --> 01:53:45,004 How about a handjob, buddy, huh? 2788 01:53:46,574 --> 01:53:47,807 What'd you do, little lady? 2789 01:53:47,809 --> 01:53:50,009 What'd you do to get your head knocked off? 2790 01:53:51,546 --> 01:53:53,149 I found another one! 2791 01:53:59,188 --> 01:54:00,522 What the fuck? 2792 01:54:05,826 --> 01:54:07,026 - Yeah! - Alright! 2793 01:54:07,028 --> 01:54:07,927 Look at these motherfuckers! 2794 01:54:07,929 --> 01:54:08,995 Look at these guys. 2795 01:54:08,997 --> 01:54:10,196 You fuckin' made it through the fuckin' movie! 2796 01:54:10,198 --> 01:54:11,097 Cherokee Creek! 2797 01:54:11,099 --> 01:54:13,732 Cherokee Creek, Cherokee Creek! 2798 01:54:13,734 --> 01:54:16,002 Cherokee Creek, Cherokee Creek! 2799 01:54:16,004 --> 01:54:17,070 Oh, shit, hey. 2800 01:54:17,072 --> 01:54:17,904 Kids, if you're watching this, 2801 01:54:17,906 --> 01:54:19,705 don't fuckin' play with guns, okay? 2802 01:54:19,707 --> 01:54:21,140 But you do need to say Cherokee Creek 2803 01:54:21,142 --> 01:54:23,076 and, you know, you can come up with your own dance. 2804 01:54:23,078 --> 01:54:24,543 You don't have to do this one but, 2805 01:54:24,545 --> 01:54:26,112 come up with some kind of Cherokee Creek dance 2806 01:54:26,114 --> 01:54:29,082 - and put that shit online. - Yeah, you could do a dance! 2807 01:54:29,084 --> 01:54:32,551 I want you to tell every motherfucker out there. 2808 01:54:32,553 --> 01:54:34,553 - Motherfucker! - Motherfucker about our movie 2809 01:54:34,555 --> 01:54:36,221 Cherokee Creek because we made this 2810 01:54:36,223 --> 01:54:37,122 fucking movie for you guys. 2811 01:54:37,124 --> 01:54:39,224 We wanted to see a kickass Bigfoot movie 2812 01:54:39,226 --> 01:54:40,792 that had the tits and the ass and everything. 2813 01:54:40,794 --> 01:54:42,160 Tits! 2814 01:54:42,162 --> 01:54:43,729 And we didn't necessarily wanna see a dick 2815 01:54:43,731 --> 01:54:45,030 in there but everybody else was putting dicks in movies 2816 01:54:45,032 --> 01:54:46,565 and we did our research, so we're like, fuck it. 2817 01:54:46,567 --> 01:54:49,001 I'll put a dick in there and the dick is funny. 2818 01:54:49,003 --> 01:54:50,202 I think the dick's pretty funny. 2819 01:54:50,204 --> 01:54:52,070 I think the dicks are funny, yeah. 2820 01:54:52,072 --> 01:54:53,038 The dick in the movie was funny. 2821 01:54:53,040 --> 01:54:55,040 You get a great laugh out of the motherfucker. 2822 01:54:55,042 --> 01:54:55,874 - Hey, you get... - Anyway. 2823 01:54:55,876 --> 01:54:57,676 You get a laugh with the dicks. 2824 01:54:57,678 --> 01:54:58,910 I laughed. 2825 01:54:58,912 --> 01:55:01,013 Anyway, so get down to some business. 2826 01:55:01,015 --> 01:55:02,848 - You motherfuckers. - Yous. 2827 01:55:02,850 --> 01:55:04,783 You cool motherfuckers out there, 2828 01:55:04,785 --> 01:55:06,183 all of yous, what we need for y'all 2829 01:55:06,185 --> 01:55:07,718 to fuckin' do is tell everybody 2830 01:55:07,720 --> 01:55:09,153 about this motherfucking movie. 2831 01:55:09,155 --> 01:55:11,122 Get on the Facebook, the Twitter. 2832 01:55:11,124 --> 01:55:12,257 That's the like. 2833 01:55:12,259 --> 01:55:13,090 Shit, the Facebook, the Twitter, 2834 01:55:13,092 --> 01:55:14,158 whatever the fuck it is you're on. 2835 01:55:14,160 --> 01:55:16,093 - The Instagram. - Yes! 2836 01:55:16,095 --> 01:55:17,229 What's those other ones? 2837 01:55:17,231 --> 01:55:18,662 Facebook? 2838 01:55:18,664 --> 01:55:20,131 We said that one already, didn't we? 2839 01:55:20,133 --> 01:55:21,866 Instagram. 2840 01:55:21,868 --> 01:55:23,100 We said that, too. 2841 01:55:23,102 --> 01:55:24,001 Anyway, get on all the fuckin' formats 2842 01:55:24,003 --> 01:55:26,171 and whatever format comes out at the time 2843 01:55:26,173 --> 01:55:28,072 and tell them about this movie, Cherokee Creek 2844 01:55:28,074 --> 01:55:31,243 because we're a 100 percent independent film 2845 01:55:31,245 --> 01:55:33,111 and we did not take shit from nobody. 2846 01:55:33,113 --> 01:55:35,347 And we didn't change shit in this movie. 2847 01:55:35,349 --> 01:55:37,914 Because we delivered what we wanna do 2848 01:55:37,916 --> 01:55:38,983 and I know you fucking loved it 2849 01:55:38,985 --> 01:55:41,285 and if you did love it, the way we fucking love it, 2850 01:55:41,287 --> 01:55:42,386 tell some motherfuckers about it. 2851 01:55:42,388 --> 01:55:45,122 Hey, we did it the way we wanted to do it, right? 2852 01:55:45,124 --> 01:55:46,790 We did it the way we wanted to. 2853 01:55:46,792 --> 01:55:47,724 - That's right. - Yeah. 2854 01:55:47,726 --> 01:55:49,260 So fucking tell everybody. 2855 01:55:49,262 --> 01:55:50,727 Tell everybody. 2856 01:55:50,729 --> 01:55:52,229 Hey, don't leave. 2857 01:55:52,231 --> 01:55:53,164 Just stay there and keep an eye on them motherfuckers. 2858 01:55:53,166 --> 01:55:54,365 What do I do with this? 2859 01:55:54,367 --> 01:55:56,067 Man, hold it at the camera, make sure they do it. 2860 01:55:56,069 --> 01:55:57,734 - Hey! - Tell everybody. 2861 01:55:57,736 --> 01:56:00,104 Don't do anything wrong! 2862 01:57:43,840 --> 01:57:45,239 You're not stealin' my scooter, 2863 01:57:45,241 --> 01:57:47,108 you son of a bitch. 2864 01:57:47,110 --> 01:57:49,110 You're not stealin' my scooter, you motherfucker! 2865 01:57:49,112 --> 01:57:50,311 Okay, ready? 2866 01:57:50,313 --> 01:57:51,379 Set, looking right here at my hand, mom. 2867 01:57:51,381 --> 01:57:52,813 You're doing good, don't worry. 2868 01:57:52,815 --> 01:57:54,248 And action! 2869 01:57:54,250 --> 01:57:55,917 You're not stealin' my scooter, 2870 01:57:55,919 --> 01:57:58,354 you motherfuckin' son of a bitch. 2871 01:58:00,390 --> 01:58:02,323 Oh boy, guys! 2872 01:58:02,325 --> 01:58:03,324 That's the first time she got it right. 2873 01:58:03,326 --> 01:58:04,327 Nailed it! 2874 01:58:05,529 --> 01:58:06,796 Alright, come on, come on, come on. 184176