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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog ♪
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♪ and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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Ripped By mstoll
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Jake?
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Jake?
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- Hey, man.
- Hey, dude.
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You still thinking about...
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Yeah.
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Yeah? Me, too.
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Princess Bubblegum's
ready for us,
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so we should go. - Okay.
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Just give me a few
more months in here
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and I'll be ready.
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It's okay, man. Just...
just play it off.
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Just make a-a normal face.
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See? Normal face.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for coming.
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We may begin the ceremony!
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Thanks for bringing us
along on the trip, Peebs.
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Yeah. It's unfortunate
we can't enjoy
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some of these cool
things we're passing by,
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but I guess we could do that
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the next time we're in
the Desert of Wonders,
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whenever that is!
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We're on a mission to
collect samples only.
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I want to start
colonizing this area
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by the end of the year.
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You are killing me, PB!
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James, give a readout on fuel.
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Right away, Princess.
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Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Beet!
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We have a surplus of fuel,
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so after we collect
samples, we may explore.
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Yeah!
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I'm glad James is on this trip.
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Hey, James, thumbs up, buddy!
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Dude, James is kind
of, uh, goofy.
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I wasn't gonna say
anything, but yeah.
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Maybe when we get
to know him better,
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it'll be charming.
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James, slow down. We're here.
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I'm registering mondo
mega rads down there.
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I'll ready the radiation
suits upon landing.
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Excellent. Take us down.
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Hold on to your sack lunch!
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Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!
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Okay.
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You guys collect as many
surface samples as you can...
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rocks, plants, dirt, anything.
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Mostly looks like
it's just dirt here.
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This will be fun.
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Jake, open up the basket.
I'm gonna make a shot!
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Do it!
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Chk-chk! Whoop!
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Ha ha!
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Wah-wah!
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Hmm.
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Aah! Ach! Brownstadt!
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Guys, run!
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James, speed up that sack lunch!
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Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!
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Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!
Vrrt! Vrrt!
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Ugh!
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Whoa! Ugh!
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Ugh!
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Everyone okay?
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Huh?
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Oh, my garf! What are they?!
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Uh, they're toxic creatures
from another time.
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Okay, let's see...
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suspension's all donked,
navigation's lost,
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and the ship's legs are kaput.
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We're dead in the water.
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Chk! Ah-oogah!
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Oh, yuck! Come on! Manners!
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Gotta brain out the situation.
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Those goo monsters will barf
their way through the hull
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in mere minutes.
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Finn, what should we do?
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Uh... let's radio for help.
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Good idea, but looks like
the radio's kaplowed.
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Pbbt! I can fix that radio.
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Mrow-row-row!
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Pling!
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With this!
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It's a lucky coin! Bam!
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When I bust out my coin,
great stuff happens,
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like when I was chosen
to go on this mission
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with you guys! Hee
hee hee hee hee!
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Mnh. Mnh. James,
that's not helping!
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- Don't panic, baby.
- Yes.
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James is very resourceful.
He'll work it out.
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Vrrt! Veet! Vrrt! Vreet!
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Vrrt! Gzzzh! Jzzt! Bwr!
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Look, Princess... I
invented a coin-operated
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coin screwdrive-e-e-r!
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See what I mean?
Good job, James.
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Come on, guys.
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Let's take inventory
of the emergency gear.
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Lucky coin strikes again!
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Hey, Preebros, I know
things seem bad,
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but I'll figure out a plan.
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I know, Finn.
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Dude, I found us some flares!
I saved us!
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Right on!
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Hey, dudes, the radio is fixed!
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Good grod! I love you, James!
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I knew you could do it, James!
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You know, James, I wasn't
sure about you at first,
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but you're okay.
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Thanks, Jake. I wasn't
sure about you, either.
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Chk-chk. - James...
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the radio's still not working!
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I'm not getting any signal.
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What the skunk?
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James, it's all sanched up!
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James is like, "wha?!"
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It was working just a
second ago, I swears!
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I went, like, "choo-choo-choo!"
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And the radio was like,
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"pch-choo-whichoo-whichoo-
whichoo-whichoo,"
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and then I was like...
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I take it back. This
guy's totally cuckoo!
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This is my cuckoo face.
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He did his best, you guys.
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Right, right.
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Okay, time for plan "B."
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James, pass me them flares.
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Chk-oo! Boop!
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A flare for my liege.
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James, where are the flares?
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What?!
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May... maybe they're,
uh, invisible flares.
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Finn, PB, can I speak to you
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in the other room, please?
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You want to do this
trust-huddle style, buddy?
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Mm.
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So, what's all the hubbub?
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What's up with that James dude?
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Yeah. Do you think James could
be breaking things on purpose?
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No. James wouldn't do that.
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Wake up! Dude's a saboteur.
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- It's not James.
- What's not James?
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I got lonely up front.
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I wanted to see what
y'all are up to.
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Hey, that gives me an idea.
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Me, too! Vrrt!
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Just kidding! I don't
have any ideas.
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Diversion.
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Diversion.
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Time to set up a diversion.
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- You see anything, bruddah?
- Ah, I got bunkus.
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Wait.
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If we jam up to that cliff
face, I think we can climb...
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Whoop. More goo bros.
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What the...
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Yah!
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That won't hold them for long.
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It can't end like this. I
got a lady and five kids!
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I thought I'd outlive
at least one of them!
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Here, man. Take this.
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Your lucky coin?
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Yeah, man. It always
keeps me calm.
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Who shot that flare, James?
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We don't have time
to point fingers.
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You're right.
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There's only one way
out of this jam.
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One of us has to eat the big one
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so the others can survive.
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And I'm gonna be that one.
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I'll run up there, get the
creatures to chase me,
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and while they're busy
noshing on my teen-boy body,
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you three can climb to safety.
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Don't try to talk me out of it.
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I got crystal certainty.
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This is what it
means to be a he...
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Wha?
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James, we need to talk.
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So, what do you say?
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Sure thing, Princess!
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Byong!
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Ugh! Huh? Why did...
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Jake?
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Wh-Where's James?
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Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!
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James!
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Aah! James, look out!
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Ohh. PB! What's going on?
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Finn, I need to explain
something really heavy.
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I was the one who sabotaged
all your escape plans.
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I calculated the
chance of success
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for every possible escape plan,
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and none of them
were going to work.
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You said it yourself...
there was only one way out.
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Someone was going to
have to eat the big one
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to save the others.
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James did something
really noble to save us.
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But I wanted to do it.
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Why didn't you let me?
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There's a reason.
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With this sample of James,
I can clone a new one.
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He's candy, but you're not.
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I can't clone another you.
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Whoa.
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I made the best
choice available.
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James served the candy kingdom
on a dangerous mission,
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and even though he is gone,
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and it's super sad,
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I would like to honor James...
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with this new James I
whipped up in the lab!
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Jeet!
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Here you go, James...
an award for bravery.
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Let's hear it for James!
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Is this right or wrong?
I can't tell.
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Hey, cool. Did I
do something cool?
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Do I do something cool?
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I don't know, man.
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Here's your coin, James.
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Gzzt!
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Wow! This day keeps getting
better and better!
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Ehh.
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Vrrt. Vrrt.
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Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt.
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Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt.
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Vrrt. Vrrt.
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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This party is so crazy!
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