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Aah!
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Huh?
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-[theme music playing]
-[kids on TV]
Aah!
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?
I feel like quackin'
So I think I will ?
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I'm gonna quack, quack, quack
Until I get my fill ?
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?
Oh, yeah ?
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Got the quackin' fever
Got the quackin' craze ?
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[chainsaw cutting]
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?
Oh, yeah ?
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In a dah-dah-dah, in a dah-dah-dah ?
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Duck daze, let's quack ?
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Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ?
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?
Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ?
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?
Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ?
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Ahh... Quack Pack ?
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In a dah-dah-dah, in a dah-dah-dah ?
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Duck daze, Quack Pack! ?
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[wild screaming and crashing]
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[Donald quacking loudly]
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Whoa!
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Oh, boy!
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Uncle Don, you can do it!
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Oh! Got it!
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I think I've got it. This oughta do it.
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[all] Yes!
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[belches]
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I almost forgot.
Double feature on the tube.
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Attack of the brain suckers
and roller zombies!
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[both] Whoa.
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What?
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No...
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Popcorn?
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All right!
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Uncle D, you're the best.
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-Exponential.
-Extreme.
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Aw, thanks, boys.
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[lightly snoring]
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[snoring]
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Heh heh heh!
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[snoring]
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[man on TV]
Wake up!
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Wake up and smell the crime wave!
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Hi, I'm Dr. Chuck Homer,
famous family counselor,
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president of Homer's Happy Households,
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asking you,
do you know where your kids are?
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Yeah. Right here.
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Boys?
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Oh, boys?
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Boys?
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Boys?
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Boys!
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-
See?
-Waah!
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What if they're sneaking
out from under your nose?
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What if you don't know where they are?
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At this very moment,
they could be running amok,
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doing bad, bad things, being mean, nasty,
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and just not nice!
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My boys? Oh, no, no.
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Sure, you love them,
but you can't trust them!
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Quick, before it's too late,
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send for Chuck Homer's kiddie crisis kit.
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No money down. Easy credit payments.
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Call now 555-CRISIS.
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That's 555-CRISIS.
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Hurry! Operators standing by! 555-CRISIS.
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Aw, phooey.
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[kids giggling]
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[Dr. Homer]
Sneaking out under your nose.
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Can't trust them.
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Can't trust them.
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Can't trust them!
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[snoring]
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We did it.
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Right under his nose.
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He hasn't got clue.
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[giggling]
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[Huey] Yo, all right!
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[all] Flapjacks!
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Double butter.
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And triple syrup.
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Uncle D, you're the best.
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Oh, anything for you, boys.
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Why'd he make our favorite?
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Think he suspects?
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Not a chance.
Remember, he trusts u--
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-Heh heh heh heh.
-Heh heh heh.
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Golly, would you look at the time?
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Gotta split. Lotta homework.
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Neo nuclear calculus exam tomorrow.
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[all] Uh, bye.
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Homework?
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Dewey's book.
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Oh, boys! Waaagh!
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[Dr. Homer]
They're running
amok, doing bad, bad things--
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mean, nasty, and just not nice!
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Quick, before it's too late,
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call 555-CRISIS!
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Waaagh!
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[panting] Oh, my gosh.
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What am I going to do
about the children?
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[panting]
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[Dr. Homer]
Hi, there.
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You've reached Dr. Homer's
Happy Helpline, where we're offering
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special super-speed delivery
only $2999.95 extra.
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Yes, yes! Hurry!
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Thank you!
Your kiddie crisis kit is on its way.
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[rocket whistling through the air]
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[rocket crashing]
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Aah!
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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Troubles, eh?
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If your kids won't eat
their vegetables, press one now.
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If their running amok doing bad,
bad things, press two now. If--
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[Dr. Homer]
Look!
A trail to doom and destruction.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
After 'em!
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Aah!
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[beeps]
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I got the spray paint.
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-[Dewey] I got the matches.
-[Louie] Dynamite!
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Dynamite!
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[Dr. Homer]
If your kids are heisting
pennies from gumball machines,
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press one now.
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If they're swiping purses
from ladies, press two now.
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If they're buying incendiary
devices, press three n--
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So, your little tykes are
planning to blow up the city, eh?
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Ooh, they're bad.
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No!
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It's uncle Donald! Split!
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No! Stop!
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[breathing heavily]
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Catch that fancy spy gear?
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Yeah. We'll never lose him.
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No, but we can have a little fun.
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Follow me!
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[bonks]
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Ohhh.
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Okay, let's see.
Uh, looks like everything.
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Who got the string?
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-He did.
-He did.
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-Me?
-Me?
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-You did!
-You did!
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-No string?
-[Dewey and Louie bickering]
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[whistles] Time out!
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Let's just get the string.
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But uncle D?
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Aw, call it a hunch,
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but I got a feeling he's gonna be awhile.
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[water splashes]
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-[woman screams]
-[Donald] Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.
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-[dog barking]
-[Donald] Uh...aah!
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Down doggie! Down! Down!
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[breathing heavily]
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Oh, I give up.
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By now, you're probably ready to give up.
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Don't! Your kids are at stake!
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Quick, search their room.
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Oh, no. No, no, not that. I can't.
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Most parents say
it's an invasion of privacy,
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but Chuck says,
what if they are hiding this?
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Waah!
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And if the door's locked,
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it only proves they are
hiding something from you.
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So!
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[motor putters]
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[buzzing]
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[sputters]
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Uncle Donald!
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Oh, uh, hiya, boys.
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Uncle Donald...
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How could you?
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Let me in!
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What are we gonna do?
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I'll show them.
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Hold it!
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It's not their fault they've gone bad.
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It's yours!
-Mine?
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Just look at yourself.
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You're acting like a meanie,
a tyrant, an ogre!
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Oh, the shame of it!
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At this very minute, your kids
are crying their little hearts out.
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Okay, so you distract uncle D,
and we'll sneak out the back
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and hide his presents at your house.
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Got it. I'll be there at 8:00.
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[all] Heh heh heh heh!
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Oh, no!
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I'm sorry!
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Yes, right now you're probably
saying you're sorry.
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But it may be too late!
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Aah! What'll I do?
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What'll I do?
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Hey, lucky for you,
Chuck Homer's Happy Households
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is having a special
on my patented perfect parent pack.
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Yes! Yes!
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I'll take two!
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[Dr. Homer]
Thank you!
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Well, what are you waiting for?
Quick, before you lose your kids forever!
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Aah!
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The first step
in becoming a perfect parent
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is protecting those tender young minds
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from the brain-rotting
influence of bad music!
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[rock 'n' roll playing]
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?
A, b, c, d, e, f, g ?
Thank you.
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Uncle Donald is trying
to melt our brains.
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[Huey and Dewey] Hairstyle.
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Uh, a little off the side,
a little off the top,
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and a lot off the ears.
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[radio] ?
X, y, and z ?
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?
A, b, c, d, e, f, g ?
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?
H, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p-- ?
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[all] Aw.
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[boys making karate sounds]
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[Dr. Homer]
Step two: The perfect parent
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promotes peace, tranquility, and love.
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I'm funny bunny, your perfect pal.
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I want to give you a hug.
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[all] Aah!
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Get it off me!
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Get it off me!
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[Dr. Homer] Step three: Feed 'em
Dr. Homer's family fun foods
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for healthy minds in healthy bodies.
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Gus man, we can't wait till 8:00.
Uncle Don's brainwashing us!
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Much more of this, and we'll crack!
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-[Gus]
Hang tough, dudes. I'm on my way.
-[Donald] Oh, boys!
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Dinner!
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What's the scam?
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He's gonna bribe us with killer munchies.
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[Donald] Ta-da!
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[Louie] Wow! Neat.
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Uh... What is it?
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Low in fat, high in fiber.
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[munching]
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-[doorbell rings]
-I'll get it.
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[spitting]
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Whew! Saved by the Gus.
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Why, it's Gus.
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Wait! Dinner done,
it's time for step four.
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The perfect parent always
screens the child's friends.
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Would you want your innocent young minds
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to fall prey to harmful
influences like this?
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Aah!
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So!
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Come in!
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Hiya, Mr. D.
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Just dropped by to say hi
to the guys and see--aah!
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Hey, what's all--aah!
Wait a minute!
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Yaah!
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Aah!
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-What's up?
-We know you're dirty.
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-What's your name, rank, serial number?
-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
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He's gonna spill the beans!
We gotta do something!
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[robot] Spill it! Confess!
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Okay, it was me. I did it.
252
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I stuck that gum on your chair.
253
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I was only five years old!
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Forgive me!
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So, the slimy truth!
256
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,417
A fiend like you's no friend of ours!
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-[Louie] Here's your coat!
-[Huey] Beat it.
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Huh? Well, good-bye.
259
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[Donald] Good riddance!
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Good going, boys!
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Guess we showed him, eh, boys?
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Boys?
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Boys? Boys? Boys!
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Oh, no!
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[Homer]
Step five? There is no step 5.
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If you follow Dr. Homer's
four steps to perfection,
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you are now a perfect parent!
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Of course if you didn't,
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your kids have probably run
off with their delinquent pals
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to a life of crime,
and it's all your fault!
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Donald Duck,
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your boys have been
charged with cat burglary,
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dog burglary, bank robbery,
train robbery, jaywalking,
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tearing labels off mattresses,
cracking gum in a library,
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and showing disregard
for the four food groups.
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-How do they plead?
-Yeah, we done it.
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Did it.
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Doin' more next week.
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Oh, no!
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In that case...
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Your poor,
misguided tykes are free to go!
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[crying]
283
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:40,000
But as for you, for driving these boys
to the depths of crime,
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it's...life!
285
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,834
Oh, no!
286
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,792
Aah!
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00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,667
Aah!
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No! No! Let me out!
289
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,667
Why, you're just terrible.
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00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,500
Spying on your own boys.
291
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:07,417
Shame on you!
292
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Yes, indeed, shame on you.
293
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:10,792
Shame, shame, shame.
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00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,583
You've really let your kids down.
295
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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I'm so sorry.
297
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:22,625
Oh, I...
298
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[telephone rings]
299
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[Huey]
We know what you're doing,
and it isn't gonna work.
300
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Ack!
301
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:32,291
We'll never reveal our plans!
302
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:36,583
We're staying at Gus' house
until tomorrow!
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-
Ha ha ha!
-Boys? Boys?
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Waah! What'll I do?
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This concludes Chuck Homer's
Happy Household video course.
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Aah!
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But remember, the Homer Help
hotline's just a phone call away.
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That's 555-HELP!
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[Dr. Homer]
Howdy do.
You've reached the Homer help hotline.
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If your kids have blown up
the house, press one now.
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If they've stolen
your car, press two now.
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If they claim to be spending
the night at friend's house,
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press three now.
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That's no friend!
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That's a hooligan
who'll lead 'em to a life of crime!
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No! Ohh!
317
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:22,291
But there's hope!
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There is?
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A chance to get 'em away
from those bad influences
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00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,792
before it's too late.
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00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:33,417
Sign up now
for Chuck Homer's Camp Happy!
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Oh, boy!
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Happy!
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00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,583
Yes, two weeks
with your kids in a forest
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00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:40,333
so remote even the trees can't find it.
326
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,500
Thank you!
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00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,500
[snoring]
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00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:56,500
Oh...
Glad his birthday's tomorrow.
329
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,041
Another day like today, and I'll drop.
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Just a few more hours, then we don't have
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to be nice to him for another year.
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00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,709
[car approaching]
333
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,417
Ditch the stuff! It's uncle D!
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00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:26,417
-Hey!
-Let us out!
335
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,709
Where you taking us?
336
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:29,625
Vacation!
337
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,709
We're here!
338
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,208
Where's here?
339
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:50,083
[Dr. Homer on P.A.]
Welcome to Camp Happy,
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where's there's no escape from the fun!
341
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:04,000
?
We're happy
We're happy, happy, happy ?
342
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,667
?
We're all so very happy today ?
343
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:11,250
?
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la ?
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00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:14,834
Ahh! Isn't this nice, boys?
345
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:15,750
[crash]
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00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:17,709
Ah! Boys?
347
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:24,250
[kids] Aah!
348
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,750
No! Come back!
349
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,500
What a fiendish plan!
350
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,750
Keep us here till we spill our guts.
351
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:34,458
He's not making us tell
what his presents are.
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00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:39,500
[P.A.] ?
Be happy, be happy ?
353
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,458
?
You cannot run from happy ?
354
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:43,333
?
There's no escape from happy ?
355
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:47,458
-?
No way ?
-[kids screaming]
356
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,000
Oh, no!
357
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:58,792
Boys!
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00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,709
Quick! In there!
359
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,834
[Dr. Homer] Heh heh heh heh!
360
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:18,041
All this lovely money
from all those gullible parents.
361
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,250
Ha ha ha! Suckers!
362
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,625
And that Donald Duck
363
00:19:21,709 --> 00:19:24,542
blew his life savings
trying to be a good parent.
364
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,625
And we thought he was
spying on his presents.
365
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:28,917
Why, you're nothing but a con man!
366
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,417
A slime man!
367
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,208
A... what they said.
368
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,959
[Donald] Oh, boys!
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You in here? Ah!
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00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,959
You just wait till
he finds out about you!
371
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:41,542
You're in big trouble!
372
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:44,458
Quick! Uncle D, he's a crook!
373
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:47,125
-A scam!
-A rip-off man!
374
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:49,917
Okay, okay.
375
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,792
We're not the bad guys. He is!
376
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:57,542
Dr. Homer, are you okay?
377
00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,041
Th-they tied me up!
378
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,750
Th-they tried to rob me!
379
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,917
Careful! They're... They're dangerous!
380
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,875
They have weapons.
381
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,625
Weapons?
382
00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:08,834
Weapons?
383
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,417
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
384
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,000
Armed and dangerous. That's us.
385
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,291
So don't move, or we'll plug ya.
386
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:19,166
-He means it.
-We're bad.
387
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:21,792
-Wanted in 50 states.
-Sixty.
388
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:24,875
Some states want us twice.
389
00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:28,125
Please don't plug me!
I won't cheat anybody else! Honest!
390
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,375
I'll give your money back!
I'll go straight.
391
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,333
Only don't plug me!
392
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,417
You're a crook?
393
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,709
That's what we were trying to tell ya.
394
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,750
Ooh, what's this,
Mr. armed and dangerous,
395
00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:42,375
a fishing rod?
396
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,417
The one I've always wanted!
397
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:50,166
Yeah, the, uh, Viper 1500
with the super cast reel.
398
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,458
Uh, here.
399
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:55,667
The, um, rangefinder
telescope you always wanted
400
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,250
and the sure shot 90 radar golf club.
401
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,250
Um... Happy birthday?
402
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,625
Oh.
403
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,417
Happy birthday, uncle Donald.
404
00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:04,875
Happy birthday.
405
00:21:05,542 --> 00:21:08,166
Happy birthday, sucker!
406
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,000
-[Dewey] Azimuth, 45.
-[Louie] Forty five.
407
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:21,583
-Range, 1500.
-Fifteen hundred.
408
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:22,625
Fire!
409
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:34,166
-Yes!
-Step aside, boys. My turn.
410
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,709
[kids] Hole in one.
411
00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:50,375
So, now we call the cops?
412
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:51,542
Ha ha ha!
413
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,709
In a minute.
414
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:55,458
?
We're happy, We're happy ?
415
00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:58,500
Okay, okay! Let's be reasonable here!
416
00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,917
You can have your money back!
417
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,750
Did I mention there's
a money-back guarantee?
418
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:03,208
Please! Anything!
419
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:06,583
Just shut off that song!
420
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:07,625
Bye-bye.
421
00:22:08,417 --> 00:22:10,583
?
We're happy, We're happy ?
422
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:18,417
[theme music playing]
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