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PHONE ALARM
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Oh...
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Jordan!
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What are you wearing?
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I'm fully clothed.
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You're supposed to tell the truth?
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Uh, well, I don't know.
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It would be weird
to backtrack on that now, though.
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OK. Well, then,
I would like to take off that top.
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Mm.
And sort of just then,
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then just rip it off,
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and see that big old chest.
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Was that the end of that sentence?
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I'm going to say I feel like I
prefer having sex face-to-face,
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it just feels like bringing words
into it,
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it just feels very sinister.
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Oh, come on.
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Fine, OK, fine, fine.
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Uh, further to my original point,
then,
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I would then like
to take off my top.
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Nice.
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And then I would kiss your face.
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I... Oh, my gosh, this is so weird,
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I literally can't picture your face
right now, that is so weird.
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I've only been away
for, like, two days.
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I think it's just, you know what,
I struggle with the language,
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that's what I struggle with.
Hang on, hang on. Give me a min.
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What are you doing?
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Going on thesaurus.com.
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That's actually quite a good idea.
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OK. So, I'm going to take off my top
and show you my unveiled bosom.
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That's not great.
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Weirdly that sort of gets me going.
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Oh, hang on,
I think someone's calling me.
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That's my food.
I'll call you back, hang on,
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I'll put you on hold.
Hi, I'll just be right down.
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Jessie? Hello.
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Hi.
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Bibimbap?
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It's Ben.
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Um, hi. Is everything OK?
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Sorry, I didn't have your number
saved. Um...
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Sorry for calling.
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Um, Nan died this morning.
Yeah, so...
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I'm so... Fuck, I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Uh, just thought you'd want to know.
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Um, the funeral is on Monday
and you,
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you totally don't have to come
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but the family would love
to see you.
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That wouldn't be weird if I came?
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No, not at all,
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unless you thought it would be
weird.
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Um, Steve's going to be there.
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Yeah, OK, yeah, I'll... Yeah.
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OK?
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Thanks for answering, Jessie.
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No, of course. Yeah. Bye.
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Bye.
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Um, hi.
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Hope you're ready
to receive my hardened monument.
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Ah, oh, God.
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I know, I was pretty excited about
that one.
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No, I'm sorry, that was,
that was Ben on the phone.
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As in "Ben" Ben?
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Yeah, his nan just died so...
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Shit. You OK?
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No, I'm, I'm fine, no, no, no, yeah,
it's just I'm...
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I think my food is going to be here
soon though so I,
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can I... Shall I call you tomorrow?
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Yeah, that's fine,
I should probably go run my lines.
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OK, I'll... I'll call,
I'll call you then. Bye.
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Bye.
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Yeah? What do you think?
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What do.... Should I wear a beret?
I don't...
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I do not support this.
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I'm not going for Ben, OK?
I'm going for his nan.
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She was great. He sucks.
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Look, he is a ghost from your past.
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Ghosts from the past are supposed
to visit you,
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not the other way around.
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TOASTER CLICKS
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Argh, God! You freak me out
the way you react to that
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so just chill out, OK.
Jesus.
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It's fine. I'm going to go in,
I'm going to get out,
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it'll be fine.
I will avoid him at all costs,
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I literally won't even stay
for long. Good. Fuck that guy.
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Oh, my God, these tights,
they shrunk in the wash.
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Well, go and change them. I can't.
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They're going to be dropping down
all day. You will regret it.
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Saggy tights, man.
No, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
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Oi, oi, oi, hang on.
What? What?
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Thank you. Have a good day.
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I will. Kind of. Bye.
Love you, bye.
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Right, very nice, very nice.
Sorry, Jonathan.
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Uh, very nice. All right,
can I have all my cast gather round?
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Jonathan, go down there,
please, mate.
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Uh, I just want to have
a little chat with everyone
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about what is, what's going to be
happening.
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Uh, Tom, when you're ready, please,
mate.
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Uh, so, all right, yeah, so I hope
you all had a lovely weekend.
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I'm sorry I couldn't be there
on Friday,
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but I hope you all had
a pint in my absence.
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God knows you fucking
deserved it, oh, my God.
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But finally, finally,
we have the big man himself,
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our leading man, Mr Tom Kapoor.
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Hey, guys.
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Yeah, all right, not too much,
don't give him a big head.
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Do you want to make a speech, Tom?
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Don't let any of these bastards
put you off. Mike...
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..I am looking at you.
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Go on. Uh, just want to say thanks
for having me.
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Can't wait to get
to know everyone,
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and, yeah, hope we have
a really fun time...
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..telling this violent,
violent story.
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That's really nicely put, mate.
well done.
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All right, shall we go back?
Jonathan, back there.
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What were you saying?
Right, yeah, cool. All right.
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Babe. Babe, which tie? Which one?
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Why did you bring so many ties?
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Cos I didn't know what sort of
funeral it was going to be.
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Like, a sad one or like a
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"Hey, they lived a full life,
let's celebrate," kind of thing.
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How long is a funeral? I don't know,
it depends on how sad people are.
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God, it's a shame Tom couldn't come,
eh? Not really, that'd be weird.
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Did you tell him how sad we were
that... Don't. ..we couldn't make
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his New Year's party? This is
pathetic. Just because if he's
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having another party I wouldn't want
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him to think that we wouldn't come
cos we would. Do you want
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to marry Tom? Cos I can give you
this ring back.
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No, I want to marry you.
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What do you want the tie to say?
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Uh, I'm sorry for your loss,
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and I can only stay
for an hour max.
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Blue. Yeah.
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Don't... Don't sit at the front,
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that's for families...and
mistresses. Just sit there.
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Hm?
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Oh, God, even the back of his head
makes me angry.
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Shh. Oh, sorry.
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Sorry.
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What?
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This, this... This isn't Ben's nan.
Yes, it is.
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Uh, well, it's not the one I like.
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That one had it in for me.
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Where's the body? Oh, my God.
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He's catfished me with
a dead grandmother.
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Shh! I'm sorry, my.... OK. My voice
is naturally resonant so I will...
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PHONE RINGS
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OK, sorry, sorry, that,
that was on me.
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Turn it off.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Turn it off.
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Hey, you've reached Jessie's phone,
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I don't check these messages
so please don't leave one.
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Hey, it's me. You're probably
at the funeral now. Sorry.
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Hope it's going well.
I mean, for a funeral.
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I don't... Oh, shit, I've got to go.
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Hello, buddy, you all right? Yeah.
How you doing, yeah?
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Yeah, yeah, good. Yeah, good, good.
Listen, I don't want to be the one
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to tell the star what to do
but we have actually established
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a zero-screen policy on set. Oh, OK.
Yeah, it's just so we all stay
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a bit more connected, you know?
Yeah. Better get rid of that then.
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No, I need this. Right. Listen, I
want to talk about this scene.
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All right? Now this, this is an
important scene this next one,
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isn't it? Yeah, yeah, definitely, I
mean, it's all there in the script.
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Wow, thank you so much. So,
obviously we've just had that
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sequence with your best friend,
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who got shot in the face
point-blank but survived.
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Mm-hm, yeah. Awful stuff. Shocking.
So, remember to drive
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that all through. Yeah, absolutely.
And I know this is a lot for your
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first scene, I'm sure you're
probably used to a lot more time
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but... No, no, no, I'm ready. Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
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That's what I fucking love to hear.
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Great. I'm happy. Yeah?
Go on, then, fuck off.
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Now, who's got my little chair, huh?
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Where's my little chair?
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Oi, Mike! He's got my fuckin' chair,
ain't he?
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Get me a chair now, please.
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Does anyone have eyes
on Dave's chair?
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May I have a cup of tea, please?
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Uh, yeah, you know what,
have this one.
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Thank you.
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Milk and one sugar.
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Uh, no, I'm not the...
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One sugar.
That's what I said.
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Hi.
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Hi. Sorry.
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You stocking up for winter? No.
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Should leave you be.
No, that's right.
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Um, oh, well, right, great.
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Great spread.
Thanks.
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Um, and thanks for coming.
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No. Thanks for having me.
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Um, yeah, my pleasure.
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Er, I didn't know you owned
anything black.
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Oh, no, this is.... I don't,
this is from a Halloween costume.
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I thought I recognised it. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
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You know, I thought, I thought it
was Nana Cheryl that died.
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Really? Yeah.
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No, she's doing great.
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Um, she's just started
salsa classes.
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Oh, that's great, cool.
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Um, I feel like you could've been
more clear about that on the phone.
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Well, I'm so sorry that
the wrong nana died for you.
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No, I didn't, I didn't mean
it like...
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I didn't mean that,
mean it like that.
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Um, I'm really glad that you came.
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Shall we hug or...?
I'm, uh, I mean, yeah, sorry, uh...
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Oh, sorry.
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Lot of food there. Yeah.
I might just put some of this down.
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Um, have you got... Yeah.
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Yeah, I've got it.
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Cut. Cut there.
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Urgh, come on!
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Sorry, I've just... I'm not clear
on what it is you want.
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No, no, honestly,
we are really close.
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Jonathan, that was excellent, mate.
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Mate, I'm not trying to be difficult
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but I feel like we got something
three takes ago.
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No, what I have got
is an actor acting.
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OK, and that's not what you want?
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No, no, no, ma-ma-ma-mate.
All right.
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You've got this. OK?
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I've seen it. I just need you
to really go there. I feel like I am
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going there, I just want to know
specifically what you want.
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Just fucking go for it. Just, just
go for it, yeah? Stop fucking crying
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about it, you big baby. Just go
again. Just go over and over.
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OK, yeah? Just one more, one more,
that's all I want, one more.
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Just fucking one more.
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MUFFLED SCREAM
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OK.
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Hey, you've reached Jessie's phone,
I don't check these messages...
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Come on. ..so please
don't leave one.
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Hey, it's me again.
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I don't know why I'm leaving you
another message but...
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..I'm having a pretty terrible day
so far. Yeah.
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I think the director's
gaslighting me.
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Either that or he thinks
I'm an awful actor,
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so did I use gaslighting right?
I don't know.
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Anyway, how are you?
How's the funeral?
243
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You and Ben back together again?
244
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Sorry, that was a joke, obviously.
245
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I know that you and Ben
aren't getting back together. Um...
246
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Have fun?
247
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KNOCKING
248
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,640
Yeah?
249
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,240
Tom? Hey. Can I get you
into make up?
250
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,560
Yeah.
251
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,080
Thanks, Tom.
252
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Thank you.
253
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:39,200
Michelle. Yes. I remembered.
Top marks.
254
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,640
Can I get you anything?
No, you're good.
255
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:46,120
Hey, I wasn't being a diva on set,
was I?
256
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,000
No. I've seen worse.
257
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,600
If it helps, I think the director's
marriage is on the rocks.
258
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,520
That really does help, yeah.
Don't get me fired for saying that.
259
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,120
Uh, yeah, don't worry.
I'll see you after work.
260
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,800
Oh, uh, I think someone's taking me
back to the hotel.
261
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,960
Yeah, that someone's me.
262
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,360
Oh, OK.
Did you think I was hitting on you?
263
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,920
Uh, no, I, uh...
264
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,160
You did.
You thought I was hitting on you.
265
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,720
How are the parents?
Uh, they're good.
266
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,040
I mean, they're not that annoyed
that I stayed in London
267
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,480
so that's kind of insulting.
268
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,560
Does your dad still collect
driftwood? Oh, yeah, yeah.
269
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,680
He makes sculptures
out of them now.
270
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,520
Oh, God, sorry, that's...
That's awful.
271
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,960
Yeah.
272
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,200
So, why did you stay?
273
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,760
Hm, no comment.
274
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,160
Ah. Do I know him?
275
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:39,320
No, you don't know him.
You know like five people.
276
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:43,720
Oof, he's older than I thought,
but, yeah, I'm happy for you.
277
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:47,960
His mind is still so sharp, though,
you know? That's why I love him.
278
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,400
Hm. Great party, man.
279
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,960
OK. Uh,
are you coming back to Mum's?
280
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,040
No, we have to be back in London.
It's our anniversary.
281
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,680
Oh, God, is it?
That's why we have that booking?
282
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,560
Yeah, cos that's why I gave you
the card this morning and...
283
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,120
You in? OFF-SCREEN: I thought you
were just giving me a nice card,
284
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,240
I didn't know you... Oh!
I mean, you're more than welcome to.
285
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,240
I mean, the family would love
to see you.
286
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,960
They're still upset that they lost
you in the divorce. Unless you...
287
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,160
Are you coming?
288
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:18,080
Uh, I might,
I might stick around, yeah.
289
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,640
I'll catch a later train.
290
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,600
OK. Uh, well, we better make a move.
See you, man.
291
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,800
See you. Yeah, sorry for your loss,
gone too soon.
292
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,120
I thought our anniversary was in
August. No, that's my birthday.
293
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,520
But then why did I buy you
a present?
294
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,840
It's true, it's true. No way.
295
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,280
And because he's still mic'd up,
296
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,840
the whole crew can just hear him
sobbing in the bathroom.
297
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,240
Oh, no. That's unbelievable.
298
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:43,120
Oh, God. Urgh.
Well, here we are, Mr Kapoor.
299
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:46,880
Be sure to give me five stars,
won't you?
300
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,600
Can I ask you a potentially
weird question?
301
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,800
Intriguing. Sure.
302
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:55,760
Would you go to your ex's
nan's funeral?
303
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,840
Only if I wanted to fuck them.
304
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,080
OK.
305
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:05,080
Right, well, have a good night and
thanks for the lift.
306
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,800
Unless you want to grab a drink?
307
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,480
I know for a fact your hotel bar
serves a deliciously lukewarm pint.
308
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,960
Uh, I should probably take
a look at the scripts,
309
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,920
these lines aren't going
to butcher themselves.
310
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,520
This is me hitting on you,
by the way.
311
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:22,040
I'm flattered but I have
a girlfriend.
312
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:25,440
Oh. Classic diva behaviour.
I'll see you tomorrow.
313
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,000
OK.
314
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,560
Um, yeah.
315
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,400
All right, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
316
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,440
OK. Are you really ready?
Yeah, yeah.
317
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,840
Right.
318
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,200
Good morning, Ben.
Oh, good morning.
319
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,280
It's so nice...
320
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,560
How was that?
321
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,280
It was terrible. What?!
322
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,560
You could...you could see that you
were scared to land.
323
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,440
Oh, what? Fuck off. That was not...
324
00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:00,160
You don't even know what this game
is. I invented this game,
325
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,080
you don't know what's good about it.
You invented it, but I perfected it.
326
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,600
As if. It's my turn. Fine.
327
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,240
Uh, God.
328
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,720
Your mum needs to get rid of some
of your shit.
329
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,000
It's weird that she likes you
this much.
330
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,000
Ready?
331
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,480
Hang on.
332
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,360
Rom-pi-pin-pong-pong.
333
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,880
Oh, good morning, it's a lovely day
for it.
334
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,200
Lovely, lovely. How was your sleep?
335
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,640
Very wonderful, thank you so much.
336
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,880
I just need coffee,
I'm a little sort of....
337
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,400
No! Disqualified.
Disqualified instantly.
338
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,080
What? Why? It was a perfect landing.
Yeah, but you were laughing
339
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,080
on the way down.
Immediate disqualification.
340
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,480
Give me a break, my nan's just died.
341
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,280
Oh, whatever. She was old.
342
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,160
Calling it like I see it.
343
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,920
I got your letter, by the way.
344
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,880
What, what letter?
345
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,000
I don't know what letter
you're talking about.
346
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,800
The letter you sent at Christmas.
347
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,280
It said some pretty harsh things
in it. I don't...
348
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,240
I have no... I just don't even know
what you're talking about right now.
349
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,760
Jessie, it was on your stationery.
350
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,240
I had my identity stolen.
351
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,560
Oh, yeah. And my stationery.
352
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,560
Both, same, double whammy.
It was horrible.
353
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,360
Oh, no.
354
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,280
Well, I'm glad that you sent it.
355
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,560
Um, we never really talked
about all that stuff.
356
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,600
We never talked about it,
357
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,040
I talked about it to a lot
of different people,
358
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,880
really sullied your reputation,
so...
359
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,560
I probably deserve that.
360
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,240
Hm.
361
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,760
But I've missed you.
362
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,600
A lot.
363
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:49,000
It's my turn, my turn.
Ha-ha. Huh. Hmm.
364
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,240
OK.
365
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,720
I'm going to run up on this one,
all right?
366
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,240
Oh!
367
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,840
Oh, no! Oh. Ow!
368
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,680
Mum! Ooh.
Are you OK? Ow.
369
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,360
Are you OK? No! No, I'm not OK!
370
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,200
Good evening. Hi. Hello, sir.
Can I please get a Caesar salad?
371
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,800
Yes, of course. No dressing.
No dressing, got it. Thanks.
372
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,040
No problem at all.
373
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,960
But I really want the dressing.
374
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:30,360
So, was that a yes for the dressing?
Oh, no, no, sorry, no dressing.
375
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,280
Yeah.
376
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,640
PHONE BUZZES
377
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:42,240
Hey. Hi! Sorry I missed your call.
I just got home.
378
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,800
Um, I got your voicemail.
379
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,560
Uh, yes,
it was more of a prank call.
380
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,760
Right, it was cracker.
381
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,600
Um, the director sounds like
a dick. Sorry.
382
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,960
Yeah, he's kind of the worst.
383
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,000
I hope you're not actually worried
about Ben
384
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,120
cos he's not, he's not even a
friend. He's just a...
385
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:05,800
Yeah, not going to be seeing him
again, he's nothing but trouble.
386
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,920
Yeah, that's... It's no big deal.
387
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,400
Yeah, no.
How was the funeral?
388
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,680
Bad.
389
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,240
Pretty bad.
390
00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:25,840
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