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-(bark)
-(easy listening music)
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He looked so sad
in the store,
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but now he just looks
kind of pissed.
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Hm...
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I know it's bad to emotionally
impulse-buy a living creature,
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-but I just--
-Yeah, I don't condone that.
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Uh, those are sterile,
so if you could just not...
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-Oh, sorry.
-(replaces lid)
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A dog. I should've just
gotten a mani-pedi.
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Hey, I dug out my old flute.
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I'm working on a song
for choir practice.
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It's not gonna be great
but, you know...
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-Joel?
-Yeah.
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You know,
you don't have to keep him.
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But that'd be really terrible.
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Take a breath. It's not
like a character judgment.
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You just seem like maybe
it's not the right time, that's all.
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If you could foster
for a couple of days,
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I'll work on
finding a good home
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for this little guy. Okay?
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-Okay, I think... Yeah.
-(barking outside)
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-Thank you, Tiffani.
-Yeah, no doubt.
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(growling)
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-Oh god, he hates me.
-Well,
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why don't you try smiling
for the little guy?
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(dog growls)
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Well, not like that!
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(bark, growl)
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(light theme playing)
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-(street chatter)
-(birds chirping)
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(cafe chatter)
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Hey, Sammy!
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-(phone alerts buzzing)
-Oh.
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-Hey, how are you?
-Good.
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-Fred: Jesus.
-(alerts continue)
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I can tell you,
as a man of science,
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-meteorologists are
a bunch of ding-dongs. -(laughs)
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Fred, can I ask
you somethin'?
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Sure.
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You ever feel judged?
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In fact, I do,
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but we don't have that
kind of time right now.
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Why do you ask?
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-I don't wanna bore you.
-Ah, bore me.
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Sam:
Hm...
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(inhales)
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(sighs) It's just, my...
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My sister and her friends
are all like faith and family
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and faith and family
and faith and family,
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and they're so judgmental
about my life, right?
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But my sister has actually
convinced herself
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-that she's only ever slept
with her husband, Rick. -Mm-hmm.
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But by my count, she is skipping
over at least a dozen names.
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-But the real kicker
-(laughs) Yeah?
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is that her faith and family
best friend Charity
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is sucking my sister's
husband's dick.
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-Woo! (laughs)
-Are you following?
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I follow.
And this is not boring.
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But the problem is,
like, if I tell her,
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then I'm the asshole that
broke up her marriage, right?
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And if I don't say anything,
I mean... I can't win, right?
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She is a bitch,
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but she's also my sister.
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Just fuck.
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Sam, you gotta tell her.
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(exhales) Yeah...
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Would you wanna
know if it was you?
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Yes.
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Hey...
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You know what?
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Why don't you try
this for strength?
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You just pulled that
out of your pants?
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Don't worry about it.
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A Pretzel Schmetzel dog?
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You know that these just lay
around on the counter all day
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-in the temperature danger zone.
-Alright,
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you have a good point,
but I wanna tell you
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these defy the laws
of food science.
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And sometimes, you gotta
roll the dice for flavor.
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-(Sam sighs)
-(paper crinkling)
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Go ahead!
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(sniffs)
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I know it smells
a little funny,
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-but it's gonna
make you feel great. -No.
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-It smells delicious.
-Alright, well, get in there.
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I'm not putting this
in my mouth right now.
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Just like your friend's sister
or your sister's friend.
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-I wasn't totally following.
There's just so much going on. -(laughs)
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Thanks for listening, Fred.
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I really didn't have a choice.
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(laughs)
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Joel:
Okay, okay. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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We can do this.
We just gotta get home.
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-(phone alert blaring)
-(dog whining)
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Yeah, I know, I know.
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-(whines)
-No, no, no, no, no.
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I know that face.
Please don't do it on the seat again
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-'cause that took
so many paper towels. -(whines)
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(sighs) Can't you just
hold it until we get home?
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-It's a freaking tornado watch.
-(whines)
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Okay, what is it,
teetee or papaw?
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(thunder rumbling)
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(birds chirping)
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-(rustling)
-(grunts)
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-Sam: Hey.
-Hey!
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Sorry, I'm late.
I was gonna text, and then I didn't.
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Oh, no, no worries.
I've actually gotten a ton done.
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(sighs)
I'm not even saying that passive-aggressively either.
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Been on a roll. I fixed
that leak on the combine.
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-Wow.
-Yup!
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And now, I'm just getting
all this cleared out.
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-(glass clinking)
-So, where there's-- (sighs, laughs)
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-Alright, Mom. (laughs)
-Sam: Oh. (laughs)
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-More hidden treasures.
-(sloshing)
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-We could open a bar, huh?
-I know, right?
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(bottle clatters)
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You know, we should probably
do a clean sweep of the house
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before she gets back.
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Yeah, good idea.
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I thought Crazy Dayz
was pretty cool.
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-I-I thought you did
a really good job. -Thanks.
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You know, Rick was actually
really helpful, which...
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(sighs) I've not been
very nice to him. Have to be nicer.
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-Honestly.
-No, you don't. You're too nice to that guy.
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(laughs)
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That's something
I literally never thought
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I'd hear you say.
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(wind blowing)
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What?
What's wrong?
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-(phone buzzing)
-Hold on.
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-Oh, it's Shannon.
-(answers, typing)
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-(window shatters)
-(both scream)
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Sam: Are you okay?
I'll close the door.
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Shut the door!
Just shut the doors!
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(wind howling)
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(creaking, bangs)
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(wind blowing)
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Okay. Go ahead.
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-Can you hurry up
your business? -(whining)
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Can you do it quick because...
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Okay, if that spot doesn't work,
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-how about this one?
-(thunder rumbling)
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Make a teetee here. This is
a good spot right here, huh?
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-Go ahead. Make your teetees...
-(thunder grows louder)
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-(barking)
-...over there?
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-Wait, dog! No, come back!
Come back, dog! -(barking)
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-(wind howling)
-Tricia: Alright, Shannon.
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Okay, I'll let you go.
Just let her know
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that she can call me
anytime she wants to, okay?
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Alright.
Okay, love you. Alright.
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Okay. Well, so Shannon's safe
in her friend's basement.
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Um, Dad's at his PT.
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Rick is not answering
his calls though.
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(wind blowing)
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Why are you being so weird?
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Are you scared?
I mean,
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you know this tornado is
not gonna hit this barn.
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The odds are, like...
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No.
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(sighs)
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(wind blowing)
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-What?
-Rick is cheating on you.
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-(thunder rumbling)
-(sighs) What are you talking about?
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Rick is cheating on you.
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(thunder cracking)
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-(hailing)
-(pained grunts)
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-(thunder continues)
-Shit! Shit! Shit!
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(hail clattering)
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Fucking dog!
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Literally running
around in a hailstorm!
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Fuck. (sighs)
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Dog! I'm coming for you!
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(grunts)
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I'm coming!
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Dog!
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Dog!
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(pained grunting)
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You know he's not
very talkative, right?
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So any time I would try to,
like, kinda ask or whatever,
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I wasn't getting anywhere.
So then,
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I decided to stalk him
just a little bit--
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Sam, what does any of this
have to do with cheating?
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Okay, let me skip ahead.
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I was at Mom and Dad's house.
I looked in his jacket,
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I found these two
cell phones. I'm like,
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-what the fuck is he doing?
-Samantha!
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(Sam sighs)
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(slaps legs)
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Tricia...
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-(wind blowing)
-(creaking)
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(sighs)
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I saw stuff.
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(sighs)
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(heavy breathing) Stuff?
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I mean, not sex,
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but stuff.
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-And you're sure?
-Oh, I wish I wasn't.
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(inhales)
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(quiet muttering)
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(sniffles)
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Well, I'm an idiot.
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-(sad laugh)
-You're not.
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(sighs)
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Who is it?
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(groans)
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We've already...
I've given you a lot to process.
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I think maybe we should just
save that for another time.
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Who is it?
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(wind blowing)
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It's Charity.
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-I'm sorry.
-(gags)
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-(louder gag)
-Oh, oh...
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(retching)
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(retching, coughing)
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(vomits)
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Oh my god, Sa-- (retch)
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You know I can't not throw up
if I see you throw up!
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-(both retch)
-But I didn't even throw up!
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-(Tricia retching)
-Oh...
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-Oh my god, what did you eat?
-Oh...
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Oh, one of those Pretzel
Schmetzel fucking dogs...
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Oh... (retches)
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-Ew!
-(exhales)
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-Fred Rococo said
roll the dice. -(gasping)
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-(thunder rumbling)
-Joel: Oh, I gotcha!
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-I gotcha!
I gotcha! I gotcha. -(trees rustling)
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-(panting) Okay?
-(thunder rumbling)
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Oh, that's not good.
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Let's go here.
What's this thing?
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(wind picking up)
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-We're okay. We're okay.
-(wind howling)
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-You okay? We're okay.
-(thunder rumbling)
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(chirping, squeaking)
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Oh my god, there's
something else in here.
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-(squeaking continues)
-Oh, fuck me. Oh, fuck me.
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-Fuck me.
-(thunder rumbling)
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(wind howling)
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I cannot get rabies again.
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-(yelling gibberish)
-(squeaking continues)
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It's just a mouse.
It's just a mouse.
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-We're okay.
-(metal creaking)
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I mean, we're fucked,
but we're okay.
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(rattling)
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-(thunder cracking)
-(panting)
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(clank)
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(wind blowing)
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Part of you must just be
loving this right now.
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-What? No.
-This is, like,
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so hilarious to you.
250
00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:57,073
My whole life falling apart.
It being me this time.
251
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,657
What do you mean
you this time? What--
252
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,993
-Why are you doing this to me?
-I'm not doing anything!
253
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,330
-I mean, you really just hate
me this much, don't you? -Tricia, I don't--
254
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,706
-You do!
-I don't hate you!
255
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,584
Then how come you've nothing
better to do with your life
256
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,462
-than to insert it into--
-Oh, Jesus Christ!
257
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,799
What stuff did you see?
Did you see his stupid dick?
258
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,926
Oh, god, no, gross!
259
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,222
Who else have you told?
260
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,057
Who am I gonna tell?
You're my sister.
261
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,600
Like, I-I wasn't even
going to tell you!
262
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,603
-Well, maybe you shouldn't have!
-Maybe I shouldn't have, right?
263
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:28,854
Maybe I should let him keep on
264
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,107
fucking around behind your back!
Would that be better?
265
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:34,693
Oh god... (crying)
266
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:36,904
(sobs)
267
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:41,200
(sobs) I mean,
I should've known.
268
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,244
-(gate opens)
-(sobs)
269
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,664
-(bottles clink)
-(thunder rumbling)
270
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:49,875
(Tricia crying)
271
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,296
-(muttering)
-Try this.
272
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,590
(sighs)
273
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,554
(coughing)
274
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,347
God! Mom... (sniffs)
275
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,975
This vodka is so gross.
(coughs)
276
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,644
(both cough)
277
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,355
Oh god.
Well, that's wonderful.
278
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,816
(both laugh)
279
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,818
I think it just burnt
the flesh off my uvula.
280
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,737
-(laughter)
-(thunder)
281
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,700
My insides are rotting.
282
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:25,870
(laughing)
283
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,038
(sniffles)
284
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,125
(sighs)
285
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,711
(muffled laughter)
286
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,504
(wheezes)
287
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,506
(wind howling)
288
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:41,385
It's okay. Calm down.
Calm down. There we go.
289
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,846
Okay. I'm just gonna
eat a little something
290
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,223
'cause I'm a little
light-headed.
291
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,559
I forget to eat sometimes.
292
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,896
(thunder cracking)
293
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,482
This has chocolate.
I don't think you can eat that.
294
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,318
Or is that cats?
295
00:12:57,401 --> 00:13:00,154
I'm gonna ask Tiffani.
If we live. (laughs)
296
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,281
Just kidding,
we're totally gonna... We're gonna be fine.
297
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:06,160
-(wind continues)
-(metal creaking)
298
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,496
Did you ever make
teetee or papaw?
299
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,039
You must have, right?
300
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,540
(laughs)
301
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,168
Hey, I want you to know,
I'm not mad at you, alright?
302
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:17,254
I know you were just scared.
Thunder's scary.
303
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,133
I'm scared a lot, too.
304
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,055
Ooh. You feel that?
305
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,224
(wind quiets)
306
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:32,102
God, the air pressure just
changed. Got goose-pimples.
307
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,688
-(thunder rumbling)
-Oh.
308
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,524
Okay. Alright.
309
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,069
It's okay. You're okay.
310
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,279
-Okay.
-(typing)
311
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:45,199
(panting)
312
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:48,619
Hey, babe. Or Michael.
Michael. Hi, hon. Babe.
313
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,704
Um...
314
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,706
Listen, uh,
315
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,208
I hope your tournament
is going well.
316
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,168
I'm sorry it's
really loud here, but (clears throat)
317
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,211
it's a tornado,
318
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,547
and I'm in a little
tube thing. It's okay.
319
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,091
Anyway, I just wanted
you to know that,
320
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,384
(sighs) um,
321
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,594
I actually do want kids.
322
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,138
And, and a house
and a, a Vitamix
323
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,474
and a Dyson and marriage.
324
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,395
I just do.
325
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,064
I love you.
326
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,566
And I know
I told you this already,
327
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,568
but it's, it's the Vitamix
that heats up,
328
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,112
so you can make soup. Okay.
329
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,823
This isn't a proposal!
330
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,744
Okay. I think
we're okay, aren't we?
331
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,914
Roger?
332
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,209
Is that your name? Roger?
Do you like that name?
333
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,254
I like it, too. Roger.
334
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,006
-Tricia: That's it! (laughs)
-Sam: K-K-Katie!
335
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,966
♪ Beautiful Katie ♪
336
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,803
♪ You're the only
g-g-girl that I adore ♪
337
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:51,557
♪ Whenever the moon shines
over the cow shed ♪
338
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,602
♪ I'll be waiting at
the k-k-kitchen door ♪
339
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,187
-(laughter)
-Oh my god. Classic Mom.
340
00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,065
-(laughing)
-So bad...
341
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,442
Oh, do you remember...
342
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,110
Do you remember when
Holly was over there,
343
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,445
singing
"Sentimental Journey,"
344
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,739
and she started
pissing herself?
345
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,491
(laughing)
346
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,661
You were laughing so hard
that she just kept singing,
347
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,330
-and kept pissing herself?
-Yeah!
348
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,333
-(laughter)
-Oh, that's terrible.
349
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,753
(laughter fades)
350
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,505
-(Sam gasps)
-Hm...
351
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,549
Wow, I really miss her.
352
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,886
Yeah.
353
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,472
You...
354
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:34,850
You still wear
her necklace, huh?
355
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:37,061
Yep. Every day. (sniffs)
356
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,730
(sighs)
357
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,567
(gasps) Oh my god!
358
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,361
What?
359
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,781
I just realized...
360
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,325
this is why he's
been working out.
361
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,035
Oh, gross!
362
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:56,914
-(Sam laughs)
-This is so frickin' embarrassing!
363
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,375
(door opening)
364
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,503
-(grunts) Someone's here...
-Ow. Sam! That's my hair-- Ow!
365
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,547
-(hay rustling)
-Ow... Ah!
366
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,924
Hello?
367
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,259
-Oh, hey.
-Oh, hey!
368
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,886
This is my dog, Roger.
369
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,221
-Hey, Roger!
-Hey, Roger.
370
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,722
-Did I hurt you?
-Mm-hmm.
371
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,059
-(birds chirping)
-Come on, come on. Pick up, you motherfucker.
372
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,727
Joel:
So wait,
373
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,230
Rick is a drug-dealing
adulterer?
374
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,190
Just an adulterer.
I think the drug-dealing part
375
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,484
-might not have been accurate.
-(laughs)
376
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,277
But wait, what about
the big wad of cash?
377
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,196
I think he just
saved up his allowance,
378
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,740
so he didn't have to use
their credit card at the motel
379
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,784
for the (whistling). Yeah...
380
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,537
What a web of lies.
381
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,955
(burps):
Yep.
382
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,581
Oh...
383
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,458
You ladies been drinkin'?
384
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,460
-Don't worry about it.
-(laughs)
385
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,714
Sam:
(gasps) Oh no!
386
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,258
The cupola's gone!
387
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,761
-Dad's gonna be so sad.
-He's not answering his phone!
388
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,930
She's not answering her phone!
389
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,766
He's not at work!
She's not at the store!
390
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,976
They're together!
391
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,729
Well if they are,
they don't have many options.
392
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,440
-Here! Let's rock-and-roll!
-(keys jingling)
393
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,525
-(laughs)
-We can take my car.
394
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,318
I think that's best.
395
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,238
-You're not drunk, are you?
-No!
396
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,990
-Alright, good.
-I'm high on life.
397
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,201
-(Sam laughs)
-I'm high on being a mother!
398
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,835
Tricia:
Wh-why are we parking here? Their cars aren't here.
399
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,629
I never knew my daddy.
400
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,965
(birds chirping)
401
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:33,010
But Mom said he always
parked around back.
402
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,386
Smart.
403
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,060
(baby talk):
Where's she going, Roger?
404
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,232
-(normal voice): Well,
she's doing it, isn't she? -Joel: Mm.
405
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,110
-Oh, there she goes.
-I look a little wild.
406
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,113
Like, physically,
do you think?
407
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,282
Yeah. I wasn't
gonna say anything,
408
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,409
-but yeah...
-(laughs)
409
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,787
Well, I was stuck in one of
those drainage pipe things
410
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,246
-during a tornado.
-Oh my god!
411
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,498
I'm sorry if
I got a little messy!
412
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,209
-Like the little baby Jessica?
-(laughs)
413
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:08,295
-No, I think she was
in a well, right? -Oh shit.
414
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,380
-Whoopsies, Roger.
-But we made it,
415
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,008
didn't we?
We survived, huh, Roger?
416
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:14,635
We weathered that
fucking storm.
417
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,846
But you could have died,
Roger! You could have died!
418
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,640
They're here!
They're fucking here!
419
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,975
-Oh shit.
-Really? Oh.
420
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,521
-(leaves crunching)
-(birds chirping)
421
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,606
Sam:
Okay, and she's taking off her shirt.
422
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,900
Joel:
Wow, that's a bold choice.
423
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,486
Oh, got a towel,
424
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:35,531
walking around like she's
a burglar in a cartoon.
425
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:39,076
-(plastic thudding)
-(ice dispensing)
426
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,577
-Tricia: Hi!
-Housekeeper: Hey.
427
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,871
-Sam: She's making friends.
-Tricia: How's it going?
428
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,834
-Housekeeper: Fine, how are you?
-She's talking to a gentleman.
429
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,044
Do you have one of those
universal key thingies...
430
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,963
-Joel: Should we
do something? -...I got locked out!
431
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,548
Housekeeper:
We use real keys...
432
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,383
Hey, about Pastor Deb.
433
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,927
(chatter continues)
434
00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:00,138
-Mm-hmm.
-Tricia: My goddamn husband got his dick stuck...
435
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,267
-I know you feel bad, but...
-Tricia: ...with my best friend...
436
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,060
I'm glad you lied.
437
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,729
-About choir practice.
-Tricia: They're right here. They're right next door.
438
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,314
Housekeeper:
I know, but I don't know...
439
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,234
Just for your information.
440
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,444
-Hey. I can't--
-Give me the keys!
441
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,614
-Um, okay, we need
to go in there. -Yes, immediately, right now.
442
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:20,117
-Fuck this ice.
I want those keys, Weber. -(ice clattering)
443
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,327
-They're my keys.
You're not gonna-- Hey! -Gimme the keys!
444
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,454
-Weber, gimme the keys!
-This is my job! I'm not gonna--
445
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,664
Tricia!
446
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,124
Okay,
I'll tell you what.
447
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,459
-For $50, I'll tell
you the room number. -Yeah.
448
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,628
-Weber: For $100,
I'll give you the key. -Tricia: Done.
449
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,381
-Sam, pay the guy.
-Uh, Joel, pay the guy.
450
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,675
-Joel: What's your Venmo?
-My what?
451
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,595
Oh, for God's sake.
452
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,930
(sighs) I guess we're
just doing cash now?
453
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,937
-Oh, Tricia, are you sure?
-Yep.
454
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,316
-Oh fuck!
-What the heck, Rick!?
455
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,735
You have two hours to get
home and get your crap,
456
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,862
and you better not be
there when I get back!
457
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,155
-Do you hear me?
-Rick: I...
458
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,907
-Where is she?
-Who?
459
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,366
You fucking know who!
460
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,497
Well, I guess,
um, you're here--
461
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,166
-(Charity grunts)
-(both gasp)
462
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:12,419
(coughing, gasping)
463
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:16,548
(Tricia panting)
464
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,300
You fuckin' idiot.
465
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,721
(Charity coughing, gasping)
466
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,443
Y-you wanna stop
and get some ice cream?
467
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,542
You want me
to come and sit with you back there...
468
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,170
-No.
-Okay.
469
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,179
(gasps) Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop. Look, look.
470
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:05,889
-What?
-Look!
471
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,684
Oh shit!
472
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,103
(cuts engine)
473
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,855
(birds chirping)
474
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,441
It looks pretty good.
It looks pretty good!
475
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,695
(keys jingling)
476
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,364
(metal clanging)
477
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,824
Oh my god, it fits!
478
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:26,243
Joel: (laughs)
Is she okay?
479
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,291
Fuck!
480
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,460
Yeah, she'll be fine.
481
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,216
-(door slams)
-(alarm beeping)
482
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:42,759
Sam: (sighs)
Fucking seatbelt.
483
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:46,013
(light piano playing)
484
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,609
(keys jingling)
485
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,490
(unlocks door)
486
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:12,456
(locks door)
487
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:27,346
(sighs)
488
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:33,310
(couch squeaking)
489
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,395
(sighs)
490
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,648
(creaking)
491
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:46,990
(sighs)
492
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,205
(typing)
493
00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:58,752
(line ringing)
494
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,128
Joel (on phone): Sam!
495
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,214
-(Sam giggles)
-How crazy was that?
496
00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:05,050
(laughing) I know!
497
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:08,762
-Oh my god, I couldn't
believe that shit. -Joel: God.
498
00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:11,807
-Joel: What are you up to?
-Chillaxing. Oh fuck, I lost my blanket.
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(both laugh)
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-Yeah. (laughs)
-Joel: Yeah.
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