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("Outta My Mind" by Monsune
playing)
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♪ I've been waitin'
for the right time ♪
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♪ To let you know that
I've been looking for you ♪
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♪ All of my life ♪
(vibrating)
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♪ Feels like
walking on a landslide ♪
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♪ Let me take you... ♪
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(Bob chuckling softly
in distance)
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Ooh, baby... ♪
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(moans)
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(Carol moaning in distance)
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♪ Ooh, baby... ♪
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(Bob moaning)
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♪ Let you out of my sight. ♪
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(vibrating stops)
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♪ ♪
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ALL: Surprise!
Happy six months sober.
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Happy tenth birthday,
young Dan. SAMANTHA: Is that
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the cake that's been in the
display case for four months?
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It is, which means
you've been sober longer than
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this cake has been alive.
How cool is that?
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Just blblow out the candle.
It's symbolic.
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Yay.
Yes, all right.
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Well, thanks for inviting me
to whatever this was,
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but got to get this
back to the bakery
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before they realize
it's gone.
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Bye, Doris.
Okay.
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Great job.
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What's with the mood?
We throw you a surprise party,
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you can't
even muster a thank you? Sorry, rough morning.
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Care to elaborate?
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Yeah, I'm not sure it's an
appropriate conversation
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to have with you.
Well, nothing's offlimits.
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(clears throat)
Okay. I heard my Mom
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doing it with Bob this morning.
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They're still together.
Wow, good for Carol.
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That's not the point.
The point is I was jealous
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she was getting laid, okay?
If I don't see some action soon,
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this whole area's gonna
break off and drift out to sea.
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Six months sober
is when it happened for me, too.
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Your privates sacrificed
themselves to the tide?
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No, I started to feel
my body again.
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You're just emerging
from sobriety survival mode.
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In the beginning,
your body's like,
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"Don't drink. I want to drink.
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Don't drink. I want to drink."
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But you're not a walking
nervous system anymore,
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you've settled in
for the long haul,
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and all the normal feelings
are coming back, like...
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"I am craving
Flamin' Hot Cheetos" or
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"I'm horny as hell."
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I am horny as hell.
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(clears throat)
Yeah.
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II don't... I don't know
if he wants to hear about it.
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Listen, I can't help you
find someone,
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but you're coming to
my sober dance party, right?
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I mean, dancing,
there's gonna be a deejay,
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you can burn off
some of that excess energy.
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Really appreciate
the invitation, but
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I'm trying to get laid.
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Well, historically, there's
been a lot of meetcutes
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at the Pellegrino table.
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Uh, you know what,
if it's okay with you,
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I think I'm gonna
shoot my shot elsewhere.
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Mm.
I've been laying a lot of groundwork,
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I'm pretty sure
I can seal the deal.
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Wow. Confident.
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Oh, yeah. You should have
seen me back in the day,
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it was like...
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I was really good at it.
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I was.
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No, seriously.
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Oliv...
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So, how'show's work going?
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We have a IPO coming up.
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But we don't have
a moneymaking strategy,
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so work's been a bit
of a shit show.
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But I have that...
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you know,
the sobriety app, right? Oh, the app, yeah.
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Yeah. Showing a bit of interest
with investors
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and all that stuff,
so that's cool.
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If anything, I can use it
as a safety net, right?
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My chmy chest,
I don't think isn't supposed
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to feel like this.
Can we stop for a second? Yeah. Sure, sure.
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Uh, let's go stretch
or something.
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Oh, it's nice to sit.
Yeah.
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You know, I, um,
I heard the other day
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that exercise
increases your libido.
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Isn't that weird?
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Sure. It's weird.
Where'd you hear that?
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Oh, this, like, new podcast
I've been listening to.
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Old Cosmos. Um...
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It's really hot out, isn't it?
Oh, my God.
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Hey, do you ever get, like...
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like, really sore right here?
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Yeah, yeah.
I have a stretch for that.
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Yeah?
Uhhuh.
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You stand up?
Yeah.
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So... so, you just, like,
cross your legs.
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Yeah.
Right? Put your left leg over here,
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and your right leg,
and then you just lean in...
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Whoa.
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"Whoa" good or "whoa" bad?
What is...
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Oh, it's... it's bad, isn't it?
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'cause you're kind of, like,
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standing way far away
from me now.
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Sam. Come on, we can't do this.
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I know it's a rule,
but it's not like
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it's enforceable by law, okay?
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You're too new. You know?
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We act on anything,
we can endanger
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your sobriety.
You only have six months.
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You know what?
Yeah?
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I can, like,
feel the rejection. Mm.
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In my stomach. It hurts
really bad. No, I'm not okay. You okay? You okay?
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Why did you let me go jogging
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so many times?
I'm not a jogger.
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I mean, I couldn't tell
that you weren't a jogger.
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I'm so sorry.
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Listen, we're on
different timelines, you know?
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If we were both
newcomers, then
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this would have wound up
very differently.
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Please don't do that.
Okay? Seriously?
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The, like, rejecting me
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and then saying maybe.
It...
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I don't like it.
It's not good. Okay.
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Uh... you're right.
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I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have done that.
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Well, let me just
draw a hard line.
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We pals?
Shh.
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Yeah. Let's do it.
Got to walk the gra... (groans)
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Okay, all right.
You're good. You're...
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Oh, forget that dude.
You know what?
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He's probably a serial killer.
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Not everyone who doesn't sleep
with me is a serial killer.
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Also, if he were
a serial killer I'm pretty sure
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he'd want to bang me first.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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It's okay, though.
Hey, let me see your phone.
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Let's get on the apps.
We're getting you laid tonight.
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(sighs) Let me see
what we're working with here.
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Okay, so, clearly,
it's been a minute.
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I crush it on Tinder.
And in my experience,
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men like it when you say
you give free haircuts
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and you're not looking for
a father for your kid.
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Yeah, I don't think
those really apply to me.
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Right.
Well, what are you looking for?
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You still into guys and girls?
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Yeah, pretty much anybody.
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As long as they're not vegan.
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Oh.
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Who is this?
What? Let me see.
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(gasps softly)
No judgement.
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Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
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So I slept with some
really disgusting people.
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Hey, don't focus
on who was in your vag.
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Focus on who's gonna
be in your vag, right?
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All right, let's take
some new pics.
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Right now?
Mmhmm.
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Lose the sundae.
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Sit over there.
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Mmhmm.
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Legs up.
Like a little bunny.
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Okay.
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Hmm.
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Okay.
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Hold this. Pretend like
you're reading it.
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Or I could actually read it.
I know how to read.
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Oh, great. That'll make it look
much more natural.
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Okay, ready?
Here we go.
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Sober Sam.
On the prowl.
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Yes, baby.
(shutter clicking)
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Look at her.
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She's a real lady.
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She sits like a lady
and reads thickass books.
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Yes.
Yes, my Jewish jaguar.
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MAN (over P. A.):
The next train to board will be a highcapacity train.
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Brit?
Oh, my God. Mrs. Fink.
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Carol. Hi.
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It feels like
it's been 50 years.
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Oh!
(chuckles)
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And you look so beautiful.
Oh.
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But a little tired.
Are you just getting off?
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I'm actually on my way in.
Uh, how are you?
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I'm good.
And, um, Samantha...
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is back.
Yeah, I know.
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That must be nice.
It is what it is.
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You must be getting so excited.
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For the wedding. It's, what,
just a few months away. Oh. Oh, my God,
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yeah. Ah. We get so
bogged down with planning,
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sometimes I forget to get
excited, but we are.
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I'm so happy for you.
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That Joel is a lucky duck.
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You're a star,
always been a star.
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Thank you.
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Do you ever think...
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I probably shouldn't
say this, but...
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It's a little strange
the way you two met, right?
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What?
Don't get me wrong, it's completely natural.
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You and Joel bonded
over the shared trauma
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of taking care of her.
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I'm... I know it's
uncomfortable that we're...
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we dated the same guy.
No. (short chuckle)
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No, I'm so happy for you two.
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No, Joel was not
the right person for Samantha.
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I never liked them together.
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Really?
Yes. Oh.
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You... you remember Sam
in high school.
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Of course.
You two were inseparable.
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And I remember thinking
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at the time,
"She needs a deep thinker."
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Someone who can engage with her,
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which is so not Joel.
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Because...
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Samantha was gonna stay
in New York after college,
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so she needed
to meet that person
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in New York.
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Uh, clearly, Joel has
a great head on his shoulders.
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WOMAN: (over P. A.):
Attention, passengers.
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(announcement continues
indistinctly)
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Are you taking the Orange Line?
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♪ ♪
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Okay. This dude won't even
know what hit him.
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Yeah, what's his name again?
Brian. I picked him out
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especially for you,
he's perfect.
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He's married to his job,
so he has no time
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for a relationship,
just the sexy fun times.
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Oh, and I saw a plant
in his pictures.
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Fiddleleaf fig.
The dream.
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Yeah, it might not have been
a good idea to put you
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in charge of my sex life.
Hey. You got this, all right?
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Just remember
to order something sexy.
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Well, it's a coffee shop, so...
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Whole milk cappuccino,
extra foam.
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It'll send the right message.
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Hey, don't over a macchiato.
That's butt stuff.
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BRIAN:
So, basically,
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I try to determine what
the stock market's gonna do
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tomorrow and the day after that,
and the day after that.
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That's why they call it futures.
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Ah. So you have, like,
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a crystal ball or something?
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Is that...
Oh, that was a joke, right?
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Yeah. Yeah, it was.
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(laughs) I knew it.
(chuckles)
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00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:37,877
Yeah.
247
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,048
This place is nice.
248
00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,317
It is.
Yeah, yeah, it'sit's good.
249
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,319
Yeah, I assumed
you were a big coffee head
250
00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,587
since you wanted to meet
at a coffee shop.
251
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,890
Oh. Yeah, no.
I'm, uh, I'm sober.
252
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,292
Oh, wow.
Me too.
253
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,427
I mean, not sober sober,
but, you know,
254
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,496
I can't have more than three a
night since I turned 30, so...
255
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,101
Hi.
Just wanted to let you know
256
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,769
we're closing in ten minutes.
257
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,238
Thank you.
Thanks.
258
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,574
Oof. That flew by.
259
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,042
It did, didn't it? Yeah.
Yeah.
260
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,044
You want to go back
to your apartment? What?
261
00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:14,614
Do you want to go back
to your apartment?
262
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,917
Wow. Okay.
I mean, yeah. Yeah?
263
00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,053
Uh, sorry, I just
got to reframe you know,
264
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,387
you think
lateafternoon coffee date,
265
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:22,789
that's a tight hug at most.
266
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,158
But, uh, yes.
I... Let's do it.
267
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,260
So, yes?
Mmhmm.
268
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,561
Cool.
Okay, let's do it.
269
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,235
Nice place.
Thanks.
270
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:38,238
It's really, um... brown.
271
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,342
(liquid pouring)
272
00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,113
Sorry, I'm just, uh,
trying to loosen up. Uh,
273
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,815
I'm kind of a planner,
so when things
274
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,551
happen unexpected, I get
a little, you know, nervous.
275
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,488
Would you like some?
No, I'm...
276
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,057
sober.
Right. Shit.
277
00:10:58,057 --> 00:10:59,459
You told me that. I'm sorry.
I can get you something else.
278
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,361
Um...
I have...
279
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,531
two percent milk, water...
280
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,132
I'm fine.
281
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,505
Do you want to go to the couch?
282
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,976
You're so pretty.
283
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,678
Oh, thankthank you.
284
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:27,720
I got it.
Me too. Um...
285
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,189
Just...
Hands are a little sweaty.
286
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,957
Just gonna get in there.
Yeah.
287
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:37,463
(Brian burping)
288
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,032
Whoa.
Yeah, there's vodka in that.
289
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,400
Yeah. Um,
290
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,068
I'm gonna just get some...
Uh, you know what?
291
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,737
So sorry. Um, I have to run.
You're gonna go?
292
00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:46,906
Yeah, thank you so much
for the cappuccino. You sure?
293
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,741
I just... um, I have a thing.
294
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:51,077
II'd still love to get coffee
again sometime.
295
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,346
Mmhmm.
Yeah.
296
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,184
(car door closes)
Hey, sorry you had to come get me.
297
00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:01,087
What happened?
The shop is officially closed for business.
298
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,355
By shop you mean your vagina?
299
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,190
What else could I possibly mean?
300
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,227
All right, don't get all Sad Sam
301
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,429
on me.
This was your first try.
302
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,264
Let me see. You got to have
more matches. No.
303
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,767
Oh.
Doesn't matter. I'm giving up.
304
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:15,802
Hey, you...
(phone vibrates)
305
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,637
Oh, hey, buttface
just texted you.
306
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,972
Hmm.
307
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,975
"Hey. Sorry for sending you
mixed signals.
308
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,876
Come to the dance party.
It'll be fun."
309
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,211
(scoffs)
310
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,581
(scoffs, chuckles)
311
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,718
We haven't looked this cute
in a while. I mean...
312
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,220
you haven't looked this cute
in a while.
313
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,022
I do look kind of cute.
You look super cute.
314
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:36,956
(yawns)
315
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,092
Hey.
Hey.
316
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,660
Your shift go okay?
Yeah, nothing too traumatic.
317
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,595
That's good.
Hey, come here for a sec.
318
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,498
Yeah.
So...
319
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,434
I've been researching
some readings for the ceremony, Mm.
320
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,104
and I thought Sasha could do
this one from Le Petit Prince.
321
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,039
In French or English.
Or both, if you want.
322
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,040
Might be kind of fun
to do both.
323
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,708
Yeah, I don't know.
324
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,378
YYou don't like it?
Well, you know, it's just
325
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,314
very first thought.
Um... basic.
326
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,050
'Cause, you know, I've seen it
at, like, a gajillion weddings.
327
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,918
Well, yeah,
'cause it's a classic.
328
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,453
Well, it's a kid's book, Joel.
329
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,590
Okay. I mean, it was
on, like, ten wedding websites
330
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,959
as one of the best readings,
but fine,
331
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,295
I guess.
Yeah, well, you're kind of proving my point.
332
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,997
And... I mean,
333
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,600
when's the last time
you read a book?
334
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,968
What?
I mean,
335
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,870
when was the last time
you read a book?
336
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,773
Look, I'mI'm just saying
maybe if you read more,
337
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,775
you might have different ideas.
338
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,410
Okay, II read, Brit.
339
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,979
I mean, maybe not books you can
quote from at weddings.
340
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,114
That's not what I'm saying.
Well, then what are you saying?
341
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,249
'Cause it's not like
I see you coming home
342
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,451
and curling up
with War and Peace.
343
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,019
It's like, when's the last time
you've read a book?
344
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,988
I'm a doctor.
I don't have time to joy read.
345
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,690
Yeah, well, I don't have a lot
of free time right now, either,
346
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,025
all right? I go to work
and then I come home and spend
347
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:49,362
every single spare minute
planning our wedding.
348
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,031
Look, this is coming out
really wrong.
349
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,367
Well, I got some work
to do, okay?
350
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,673
♪ ♪
Oh, great. More people.
351
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,842
Come in.
Why not?
352
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,177
Hey.
Hi.
353
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,313
Whoa! You have
a wicked nice house.
354
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,314
Thank you so much.
355
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:11,718
I would offer you
a drink, but...
356
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,220
I'm not going to,
because that's the whole deal.
357
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,222
Technically not sober,
but when in Rome.
358
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:19,125
Yeah. I just can't abstain
because my wife invited, like,
359
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,195
a million people to stomp
on our brandnew wood floors.
360
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,463
And this is biodynamic,
so it basically
361
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,531
doesn't actually count
as alcohol.
362
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,800
Anyway, make yourselves at home,
363
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,203
enjoy the snacks and water.
364
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,271
Don't stomp on the floor.
365
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,272
Yeah.
366
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,674
♪ To set the mood, like ♪
367
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,477
♪ Body so hot,
how you stay so cool? ♪
368
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,345
Hey. You came.
369
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,215
Yep. Here I am.
♪ Stay so cool, ooh ♪
370
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,150
♪ Block party,
bring your crew here too ♪
371
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,284
♪ It's like... ♪
372
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:48,421
I'm gonna go check out
the water table.
373
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,423
♪ Block party, block party... ♪
374
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,126
Glad you made it.
Mostly for selfish reasons.
375
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,794
I can chill
and stop watching the door.
376
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,430
Oh, oh, is that something
that friends do
377
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,566
you wait anxiously for the other
friend to show up to a party?
378
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,568
♪ All the fellas come around ♪
Point taken.
379
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,171
♪ Bringing crowds till we shut
the street down, them cars... ♪
380
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,039
Want to dance?
Is that okay to ask?
381
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:10,109
Uh... you know, I think
I'm gonna ease my way into it.
382
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,611
I'm not totally sure
how my body moves
383
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,212
without a gin and tonic
coursing through its system,
384
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,214
so... maybe later.
385
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,216
Well, take your time.
386
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,886
♪ People passing out
on the lawn, get the Sharpie ♪
387
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,621
♪ A dude without his shirt
and he yelling out ♪
388
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,756
♪ "Call me," don't know
what I did, but I hope... ♪
389
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,024
OLIVIA:
Sam.
390
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,959
I'm so glad you came.
391
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,728
Hey. I don't think I've ever
seen you without a middle part.
392
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,263
You look good.
Oh.
393
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,731
I do, don't I? (chuckles)
Yeah.
394
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,900
Well, you weren't joking
this is a legitimate rager.
395
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,535
I told you, I don't joke
about serious stuff
396
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,270
like parties.
Mm.
397
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,504
So?
398
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,173
So, what?
Your presence here
399
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,008
indicates that your grand plan
400
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,076
to smush tush
was either way too short
401
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,078
or didn't happen at all.
Yeah. Olivia,
402
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,780
have you seen Josh?
I cannot find Josh.
403
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,416
Literally right there
with James. Oh, thank God.
404
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,952
She always thinks
someone's gonna steal Josh.
405
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,255
He's really valuable.
He's the biggest cat in Boston. It's true.
406
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,357
He's a record holder.
Oh.
407
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,293
Did I interrupt something?
Sort of.
408
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,994
No, no, it's fine. I was just
gonna say that I don't think
409
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,597
I'm cut out for sex,
and I might be broken now.
410
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,265
You just have to get used
to being in your body.
411
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,800
You never had to before,
412
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,803
because you were always having
a threesome with booze.
413
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,305
Baby love,
I'm gonna tell Samantha
414
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,307
about my first
sober sexual experience.
415
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,843
Do you want to hear it again
or do you want to go mingle?
416
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,311
Is this the sad story with...
417
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,546
with Melissa, Marisa?
It's Melanie,
418
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,548
Melanie.
and I don't think it was... it's not sad.
419
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,583
Okay, I think it's sad.
I can't hear it. Okay, go mingle.
420
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,117
I love you.
Love you.
421
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:28,354
Anyway, um, I'm telling you this
so you don't feel so alone.
422
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,823
I'll take it.
So, I was with this really cute girl,
423
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,658
and I was extremely nervous.
424
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,828
And when I put
my hand down there...
425
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,631
she asked if I was
using a vibrator.
426
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,666
That's how much
my hand was shaking.
427
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,102
Oh, my God.
I mean...
428
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:46,172
That's it? Okay. See,
I thought you were gonna say
429
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,641
something humiliating, but that
story's, like, kind of adorable.
430
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,276
It is not.
I was horrified.
431
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,713
Okay. Thank you for sharing.
I'm pretty sure I feel worse.
432
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,314
Anyway, have a good night.
Okay.
433
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,018
And don't jump too hard on the
floor. We just had them done.
434
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,186
Okay?
Yeah.
435
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,187
Tell everyone.
Okay.
436
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,022
Okay.
Have fun.
437
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,690
"Legend" by Alice Longyu Gao
& Alice Glass playing)
438
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,158
(yelling)
439
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,894
♪ I just need a manicure,
red tips... ♪
440
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,562
Sam!
Wow.
441
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,863
Hey!
442
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,698
How are you still
the life of the party
443
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,200
even when you're
stonecold sober?
444
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,235
Oh, my God, I came out
of my mother's womb screaming,
445
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:19,205
ready to party.
(giggles)
446
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,807
Give me a twirl.
Oh, God. Okay.
447
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,809
Oh, no.
(laughing)
448
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,177
(gasps) Okay... Oh!
449
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,946
(gasps)
Oh, I'm so sorry.
450
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,714
Usually you don't
get these kind of
451
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,483
football tackles
at sober parties.
452
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,085
My bad. Areare you okay?
Yeah, totally.
453
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,421
I loved it. It makes it feel
like an actual nightclub.
454
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,422
Oh, good.
Okay, great.
455
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,590
(laughs)
456
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,425
Uh, I'm Chloe.
Sam.
457
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,195
Want to dance, Sam?
458
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,064
It feels kind of like a risk for
you after what just happened,
459
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,866
but if you're down, I am.
Yeah.
460
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,135
Okay.
(chuckling)
461
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,803
♪ Drink vodka
straight from the bottle ♪
462
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,606
♪ Avocado toast,
she tryna be a model ♪
463
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,107
♪ If you insecure... ♪
464
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:57,076
Who invited you here?
Oh, I'm, uh,
465
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,177
I'm one of Olivia's sponsees.
466
00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,278
Mm, join the club.
467
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,180
Oh, hey, we're like siblings.
468
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,915
No. Yeah, I'm gonna
pretend I didn't say that
469
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,684
so we can keep doing this.
470
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,787
♪ Did you really think
all us girls are replaceable? ♪
471
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,323
♪ (meow) All us girls
are replaceable ♪
472
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,892
♪ (meow) Did you know
your skin is reversible? ♪
473
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,628
♪ (meow) Did you ever
maybe think that ♪
474
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,297
♪ It's true men like you
make me sick ♪ ♪ Sick ♪
475
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,666
♪ Burn your candle to the wick
and bury you alive ♪
476
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,301
♪ Don't be worried,
don't be scared ♪
477
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,103
♪ This is going as prepared ♪
478
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,105
♪ Just lay down and relax,
I can swallow all my glass ♪
479
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,541
♪ Insecure, girl, Alice ♪
480
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,876
♪ I know, you talking shit
you embarrassed ♪
481
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,579
♪ I know, you mad
'cause I'm the raddest ♪
482
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:37,083
♪ You could never
catch me in Lululemon ♪
483
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,651
♪ Sipping sugarfree Red Bulls ♪
484
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,986
♪ Thinking 'bout
my bank account ♪
485
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,988
(sighs)
♪ How that bitch so full? ♪
486
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,656
♪ I don't give a sh...
You can't pay me, bitch... ♪
487
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,157
Uh, yeah, no.
You can get out of here,
488
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,325
there's plenty of toilets,
it's like a mansion.
489
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,661
My girl's getting laid.
490
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,129
(sighs) Thank you.
(shutter clicks)
491
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,835
♪ ♪
492
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,637
Hey.
Hey.
493
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,973
Sorry.
494
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,776
Should we go to bed?
495
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,746
Yes.
I am beat. Um...
496
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,482
But first, one more
wedding question. No!
497
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,685
Sorry, please, quickly. So,
(moans)
498
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,820
I've basically mapped out
every table,
499
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,490
except I can't figure out
where to stash Uncle Phil.
500
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,824
Oh, he the one
who sued the Boy Scouts
501
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,393
'cause they
let a girl in, right? Yeah.
502
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,827
I mean, we can put him next to
Uncle Andrew, but he's the one
503
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,697
that knit the pussy hats
for the women's march, so...
504
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,499
No bueno.
Yeah.
505
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,967
Hey, Joel, you know
the seating chart's
506
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,402
supposed to be
my job, right?
507
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,736
Uh, no, your job
is shocking people
508
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,339
with those big bumper things
and yelling "Clear!"
509
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,142
Or, uh, uh, "We need four cc's
of vital fluids, stat!"
510
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:40,112
Wow. That's actually a spoton
impression of me at work.
511
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,480
Yeah? I watched
a couple E. R. reruns Yes.
512
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,748
before you got home.
513
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,618
I'm serious.
I know that I dropped the ball
514
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,986
on all the wedding planning
stuff, and I just
515
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,821
want to thank you
for picking up the slack.
516
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,691
No, I'm... I'm happy to do it.
517
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,892
Because I'm...
518
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:56,062
I'm really, really psyched
for our wedding.
519
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,931
Hmm.
520
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,267
I have an idea.
All right.
521
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,236
What if we put Carol
at table six,
522
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,238
between Andrew and Phil?
523
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,908
Wow, what did Carol
ever do to you?
524
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,043
I just think she can handle it.
525
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,579
Well, that... that solves that.
526
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:14,980
Sorry, Carol.
527
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,218
("Feeling Good" by Megan Vice
featuring TT The Artist playing)
528
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,121
Ooh, thank God. I got to pee.
Jesus.
529
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,123
Hope you enjoyed yourself.
530
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,058
♪ From East L. A. ♪
531
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,359
♪ First class Bombay,
let me hear you say ♪
532
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,328
♪ Konnichiwa ♪
533
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,097
♪ Don't look back ♪
534
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,233
♪ I ain't afraid to sting ♪
535
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,804
♪ I get it all ♪
536
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:42,074
♪ 'Cause baby, I'm the king ♪
537
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,712
♪ Feeling good, feeling good ♪
538
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,514
♪ Feeling good,
good, good, good, good! ♪
539
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:50,516
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540
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