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Hello.
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Oh, hi, Ethel.
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Oh, just straightening up.
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You know I can't stand it if the
house isn't neat.
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A place for everything and everything
in its place.
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That's the way I like it.
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Well, Ricky ought to be home any
minute.
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No, I had dinner.
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Ricky ate downtown at the club.
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Gee, I don't know what we're doing
tonight.
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I'll call you back after Ricky gets
home.
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Okay, dear.
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Ah...
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Ay!
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Hello, Ricky baby, I...
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Hi.
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Well!
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What's the matter?
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How could a cyclone hit in here
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and not hit in the kitchen?
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What are you talking about, a
cyclone?
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Well, something hit this room.
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Where? I don't see anything wrong.
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Oh, you don't?
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Would you mind telling me, please,
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what all these clothes are doing here
in the living room?
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Oh, that's where I took them off.
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Would you put them away for me, dear?
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Look, honey, there's a new invention
you'll just love-
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it's a hole in the wall, has a long
pole in it,
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little metal things hanging on it
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Oh, honestly, Ricky.
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How can you men be so sloppy and
dirty?
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You're nothing but a bunch of mess
cats.
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There's nothing sloppy and dirty
about this room.
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It just looks, uh, lived in.
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Well, that's a good answer if you
happen to be a pig.
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Honey, just drop the subject, will
you?
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I'd be glad to drop it
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if there's any more room on the
floor.
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You can't expect me to live in a
museum.
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A man's home is his castle, and this
is my castle.
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Oh, all right, your majesty.
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I bow to Ricardo the first...
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king of the slobs.
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Thank you, my faithful subject.
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Don't expect this slave to pick up
after you.
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If you want the house to look like
this, okay,
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you can just sit and wallow in it.
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Ay, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy.
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Well, here's a whole spread on Tommy
Dorsey at home,
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and you know something?
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What?
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He has his shoes on and a tie, too.
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Yeah? What-what magazine is that?
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Your musician's magazine, The Half
Beat.
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It is?
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Let me see that.
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Well, how do you like that?
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My press agent told me
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I was going to get the next spread.
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It was going to be "Ricky Ricardo At
Home. "
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What magazine was it going to be in,
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Better Homes and Garbage?
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No, smarty, in that magazine.
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That's a very important magazine
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in the music business.
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Wait till I hear from Kenny.
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Some press agent he is.
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Hello.
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Hi, Ethel.
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Hi, dear.
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No, I don't think we're doing
anything.
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Why don't you and Fred come on up.
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Okay.
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Ethel and Fred are coming up, honey.
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Put your shoes on and pick up those
papers.
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What for?
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Because company is coming.
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It isn't company, it's Fred and
Ethel.
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Well, put your shoes on.
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They know I have feet.
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Ricky, are you going to help me
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clean up this place or aren't you?
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No, this is my home
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and I want to be comfortable in it.
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Your home?
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What does that make me, a visiting
relative?
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Oh, honey, I didn't mean it that way.
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You know, I was under the impression
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that half of everything in this house
was mine.
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All right, all right,
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you go ahead and clean your half of
everything
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and leave my half just the way it is.
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All right, we'll divide the room in
half.
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I'll keep my half the way I want to,
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you keep your half any way you
please.
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Are you kidding?
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No, I'm very serious.
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Huh.
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We'll make a line right about here.
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Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
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Esta mujer esta absolutamente loca.
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Never mind that.
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Now, honey, wait just a minute.
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Just stay right over there.
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That's your line.
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You can't come over here without a
passport.
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Oh, for goodness' sakes.
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
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That's on the line.
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I just want a cigarette!
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Well, half of what's in this pack is
mine.
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You mean that's the only cigarette we
have in the house?
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Yep. You get Philip and I get Morris.
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Stay off my side.
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Oh, I forgot about the Mertzes.
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What are these things doing over here
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on my side?
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Come in.
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Hi, Lucy.
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Hi, folks.
Hi.
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What's this?
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Before you settle down, whose side do
you want to sit on?
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Huh?
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Over there in the neat side of the
house,
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or over here with us mess cats?
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What's going on here?
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Well, Ricky and I had an argument
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about his being so messy,
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so I divided the apartment in two.
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This is my side, that's Ricky's side.
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I wondered what happened over there.
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What's the matter with it?
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It looks okay to me.
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Okay?
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Sure, there's nothing wrong.
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Just looks lived in.
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Atta boy, Fred.
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Would you like to join me
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in the comfortable part of the house?
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Delighted.
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Well, pull up some debris and sit
down, Fred.
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Don't touch anything on your way over
here.
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Everything over there is sterilized.
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Lucy, do you mind if I sit on this
side?
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No, I think you might find it rather
pleasant over here...
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until the wind changes.
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Why don't you take your shoes off,
Fred?
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Oh, can I do that?
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Yeah.
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Oh, gee, thanks.
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Ah, what a relief.
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Take your coat off.
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Well, thanks.
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Thank you.
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Here, I'll hang it up for you.
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Ah.
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Go ahead.
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Would you like some fruit?
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Yeah, I love fruit.
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All right.
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Here, Fred, have a banana.
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Thanks.
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Good-looking banana.
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Uh-uh-uh.
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It's on the line.
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We have to answer it.
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We're going to.
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Hello?
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Well, go ahead, listen to your half
and see who it is.
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Oh, it's Kenny, my press agent.
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Tell him I'm plenty mad at him.
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Hello, Kenny, Ricky says to tell you
he's plenty mad at you.
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Why am I mad at you?
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Huh! Because you've been promising me
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a spread in Half Beat Note magazine
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since last February.
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Splain that if you can.
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Because you've been promising me
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a spread in Half Beat magazine
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since last Febriary.
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Splain that if you can.
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Oh.
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I see.
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They're gonna do the next one on me.
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Okay. Well, so long, kid, take it
easy.
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So long, kid, take a tease-y.
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If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't
believe it.
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Well, I saw it and I still don't
believe it.
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Come on, Fred, you want some cold
beer?
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Yeah, I'd love it.
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I think I got some cold chicken
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in the icebox, too.
Come on.
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Uh-uh-uh, kitchen's on my side,
remember.
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You mean I can never go into the
kitchen?
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And stand back a little, you're over
the line.
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What am I supposed to do, starve to
death?
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Oh, I'll toss you a crust of bread
now and then.
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Hungry, Ethel?
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Are you kidding?
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Come on, we'll have some beer and
cold chicken
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and we'll toss the bottles and bones
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on Ricky's side.
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Oh, say, remind me-
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I want to show you some bath salts
that I got.
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They were on sale.
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Oh, show them to me now.
Okay.
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Uh-uh-uh, may I see your passport?
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I just want to show Ethel
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my new bath salts.
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Well, I'm terribly sorry,
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but the bathroom is on my side.
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Do you mean that I can never go
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into the bathroom?
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That's right.
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No more taking a shower,
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no more washing your face,
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no more doing whatever it is you do
to your hair.
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Well, no more food for you.
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Okay, we'll see who holds out the
longest.
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Come back in a couple of weeks,
Ethel,
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we'll still be here-
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a starving Cuban and a dirty
brunette.
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Whenever old man trouble makes
trouble arise
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Just put a big straw hat over your
eyes
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You'll never see the circumstance
making you...
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Is this a new number?
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It is, Maggie.
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Oh, glory be, I've got to see this.
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Now, don't do it till I get seated.
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Okay.
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You know, you're my best critic.
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Are you ready?
I am.
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Whenever old man trouble
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Makes trouble arise
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Just put a big straw hat over your
eyes
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You'll never see the circumstance
making you frown
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If you just push your eyes under the
crown.
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Life can be a simple thing
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A simple thing to laugh and sing
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Get yourself a hat of straw and put
it on
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Don't take it off
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And when the landlord tells you the
rent's in arrears
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A big straw hat over your ears
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You'll never hear the dialogue
tragically grim
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If you just push your ear, mm!
Under the brim.
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iAgua!
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iArriba!
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Yeah!
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Very good, Maggie.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Very good!
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Yeah!
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Oh... life can be a simple thing
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A simple thing
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To laugh and sing
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Get yourself a hat of straw
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Put it on...
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Don't take it off...
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No.
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And... pretty soon
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Your troubles will come to an end
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Because you will not see
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Or hear it, my friend
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To visualize permanent sun in the
skies
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A big... straw...
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00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,265
Hat... down...
270
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:14,803
A big straw hat down over your eyes.
271
00:14:14,838 --> 00:14:16,305
Yeah!
272
00:14:22,811 --> 00:14:24,278
Well?
273
00:14:24,313 --> 00:14:27,031
Oh, that's wonderful.
274
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,568
Oh, thank you, Maggie, thank you very
much.
275
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:32,071
I'm sure the pleasure was all mine.
276
00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:33,037
Oh, that's it.
277
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,965
All right, fellows.
278
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,859
All right, take ten.
279
00:14:36,894 --> 00:14:38,325
Take ten.
280
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:42,364
And I mean ten, not half an hour.
281
00:14:43,365 --> 00:14:44,366
Hi, Rick.
282
00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:45,332
Hi, Kenny.
283
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:46,618
How is this for fast action?
284
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,835
I promised you last night
285
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:49,837
you were going to get the next
magazine spread.
286
00:14:49,872 --> 00:14:52,391
Meet the photographer who's going to
shoot it, Jim White.
287
00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:53,818
Hello, Jim.
288
00:14:53,853 --> 00:14:55,175
Hello, Ricky.
289
00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:56,711
I'd like to shoot those pictures
tonight.
290
00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:58,355
All right, I think tonight will be
wonderful.
291
00:14:58,390 --> 00:14:59,965
You should get very good stuff here
tonight.
292
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,467
Yeah, and I'll tell you something
else
293
00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:02,333
I'd like to do, Ricky-
294
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,969
some pictures of your home life.
295
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:04,735
Oh, sure.
296
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,355
What kind of a place have you got?
297
00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:08,041
Well, I have a little apartment
298
00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:09,657
in a reconverted brownstone.
299
00:15:09,692 --> 00:15:12,478
Say, I'd better call the wife and
tell her you're coming.
300
00:15:12,513 --> 00:15:13,946
Give her a little warning, eh?
301
00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:17,483
Well, to tell you the truth, James,
302
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,516
she doesn't need any warning.
303
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:22,454
She's the best little housekeeper you
ever saw.
304
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:25,040
Everything is always as neat as a
pin.
305
00:15:25,075 --> 00:15:26,006
Well, we got to go.
306
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:27,517
Jim'll meet you here after rehearsal
307
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:28,994
you can take him out to the house.
308
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:29,995
Okay, I'll see you then.
309
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:30,996
Fine.
Bye.
310
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:42,074
Oh, you don't say, Marge, is that so?
311
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,240
Really?
312
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,975
Well, it's certainly good
313
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:48,013
to get the other side of the story
for a change.
314
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:51,016
Hey, do you know we've been gabbing
for 45 minutes?
315
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,886
Yeah, well, let's get together next
week
316
00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:55,270
and have a real talk.
317
00:15:55,305 --> 00:15:56,772
Okay, dear, bye.
318
00:15:56,807 --> 00:15:57,738
Hi.
319
00:15:57,773 --> 00:15:58,739
Oh, hi, Ethel.
320
00:15:58,774 --> 00:15:59,740
Welcome to tobacco road.
321
00:15:59,775 --> 00:16:01,760
How did Ricky get out of the house
this morning
322
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:02,995
without crossing the line?
323
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,472
Through the bedroom window?
324
00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:05,879
No, he used the back door.
325
00:16:05,914 --> 00:16:07,933
We made a deal: I swapped him kitchen
privileges
326
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,168
for bathroom rights.
327
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,788
Lucy, how long can this go on?
328
00:16:12,823 --> 00:16:13,806
Oh, it's over now.
329
00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:14,755
I'm going to clean up
330
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:16,792
the whole house this afternoon.
331
00:16:16,827 --> 00:16:17,758
Well, thank goodness.
332
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:18,759
Oh, I forgot what I came up for.
333
00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:20,796
Ricky just called me.
Your line was busy.
334
00:16:20,831 --> 00:16:22,262
What'd he want?
335
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:23,263
He said to tell you he's bringing
336
00:16:23,298 --> 00:16:26,051
a magazine photographer home tonight
to take some pictures,
337
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,804
and he wants you to clean up the
house perfectly- all of it.
338
00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:30,305
Oh, he won't keep it clean for me,
339
00:16:30,806 --> 00:16:32,272
but when it's important for him,
340
00:16:32,307 --> 00:16:34,810
he wants the whole house cleaned up
perfectly- all of it.
341
00:16:34,845 --> 00:16:36,404
Let's face it, he's a man.
342
00:16:36,439 --> 00:16:37,963
Serve him right if I left it
343
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,164
just the way it is.
344
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,397
Yeah.
345
00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:41,598
Hey, I'll do it.
346
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,068
Oh, Lucy, you wouldn't.
347
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,535
Yes, I would.
348
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,571
What about that photographer?
349
00:16:45,606 --> 00:16:47,037
Oh, that doesn't matter.
350
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,874
It's just for that silly musician's
magazine.
351
00:16:48,909 --> 00:16:50,101
Nobody ever reads it anyway.
352
00:16:50,136 --> 00:16:51,293
And as soon as I make my point
353
00:16:51,794 --> 00:16:52,644
I'll tell him it's a gag.
354
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,749
And as long as it's a gag, I might as
well go whole hog.
355
00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:57,514
Ethel, will you help me?
356
00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:58,966
Sure, what do you want me to do?
357
00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:01,503
Well, listen, when Ricky comes home
with that photographer,
358
00:17:01,538 --> 00:17:03,005
we'll have the whole place...
359
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,814
Well, here we are, Jim...
360
00:17:20,823 --> 00:17:22,473
What's all this?
361
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,658
Is this your apartment?
362
00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:27,279
Well, it sure doesn't look anything
like the...
363
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:33,500
Well, what do you know, Jim?
364
00:17:33,535 --> 00:17:35,788
We got into the wrong apartment after
all.
365
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:36,789
Let's get out of here.
366
00:17:36,824 --> 00:17:39,291
Hi, Ricky honey.
367
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:57,476
Say...
368
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,444
Say!
369
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:01,480
What gives here?
370
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,447
Do you know who this is?
371
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,485
I don't even know what it is.
372
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:10,454
Get me a stick and I'll kill it.
373
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:14,893
Aren't you going to
introduce your bitty, bitty bride?
374
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,295
Lucy, I swear...
375
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,797
Is this your wife?
376
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:21,100
Why, sure!
377
00:18:25,387 --> 00:18:26,854
Yes, Jim.
378
00:18:26,889 --> 00:18:28,355
This is my wife.
379
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:30,142
Lucy, meet Jim White.
380
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,211
Pleased to meet ya.
381
00:18:32,246 --> 00:18:34,246
Whoa! I got an itch.
382
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,171
Ah...
383
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,289
Lucy...
384
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,326
Lucy, whatever you're up to, cut it
out.
385
00:18:47,361 --> 00:18:49,293
What's the matter?
386
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,079
Look at the way this place looks!
387
00:18:51,114 --> 00:18:52,796
Yeah, it looks pretty good, don't it?
388
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,834
You should have seen it 'fore I
cleaned it up.
389
00:18:59,087 --> 00:19:00,554
It's a regular pigpen!
390
00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:04,092
Oh, it ain't a regular one, but it'll
do.
391
00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:08,096
You know we don't keep pigs in here-
392
00:19:08,131 --> 00:19:09,563
just chickens!
393
00:19:09,598 --> 00:19:11,064
Jim, Jim, please, please.
394
00:19:11,099 --> 00:19:13,567
Please, Jim, now, look, believe me
395
00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:16,104
this place has never looked like this
before in my whole life
396
00:19:16,139 --> 00:19:18,607
and... and there isn't a chicken
397
00:19:18,642 --> 00:19:19,992
within ten miles of here!
398
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:25,397
Boy, she's flying high tonight, ain't
she!
399
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,916
Oh, Lucy, Lucy...
400
00:19:26,951 --> 00:19:28,365
Lucy, please, Lucy,
401
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,367
come on, let's clean it up.
402
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:34,406
Here, chick, chick, chick, chick,
chick, chick.
403
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,873
Honey...
404
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,374
honey, do you realize
405
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:40,412
that this man is a very important
photographer?
406
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,914
Oh, boy! Take my picture,
407
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,899
will ya, sonny?
408
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,349
I'd be glad to.
409
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:48,220
Oh, wait a minute, I got to comb my
hair.
410
00:19:52,507 --> 00:19:53,508
There we are.
411
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:54,752
Ha-ha!
412
00:19:54,787 --> 00:19:56,049
Yeah, boy.
413
00:19:56,084 --> 00:19:57,198
Oh, no.
414
00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,273
Ay!
415
00:19:58,308 --> 00:19:59,314
Ah...
416
00:19:59,815 --> 00:20:01,316
Oh, my god.
417
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,606
Ha, it's messy, ain't it?
418
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,360
I got to see if my clothes are dry.
419
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,415
Grandma!
420
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,887
You been hangin' there all day?
421
00:20:21,922 --> 00:20:22,653
Yep.
422
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,004
Must have been quite a trip
423
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:25,665
coming through the washing machine.
424
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,257
I didn't mind the washing machine,
425
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:30,796
but I durn near passed out comin'
through the wringer.
426
00:20:32,514 --> 00:20:35,017
Well, come on, grandma, we're goin'
huntin'.
427
00:20:35,052 --> 00:20:36,285
Gotta bag our supper.
428
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,519
Huntin'? Huntin'!
429
00:20:39,521 --> 00:20:41,023
Get ready, get ready, get ready
430
00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:42,524
A- huntin' we will go
431
00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:44,601
A- huntin' we will go
432
00:20:44,636 --> 00:20:46,241
Hi-ho dee-da-dee-die
433
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:47,978
A- huntin' we will go.
434
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,998
A- huntin' we will go
435
00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:51,984
A- huntin' we will go...
436
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:02,175
Jim, please believe me-
437
00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:03,961
I don't know what's going on here.
438
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,463
I've seen her do strange things
before
439
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:09,968
but this time I think she really
snapped her cap.
440
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,487
She says she's going hunting.
441
00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:12,971
Hunting.
Hunting in the bedroom.
442
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:13,937
How do you like that.
443
00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:15,807
That's the most ridiculous thing...
444
00:21:17,059 --> 00:21:18,910
What is that?!
445
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:23,982
A- hunting we will go, a-hunting we
will go
446
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:26,485
And a-hunting we will go.
447
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,423
Whew!
448
00:21:40,282 --> 00:21:43,835
This ought to give your musician
fellers a laugh, huh?
449
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,003
What do you mean, musician fellows?
450
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,757
Well, who else reads your durn
magazine but musician fellers?
451
00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:49,934
Yeah.
452
00:21:49,969 --> 00:21:51,123
Lucy...
453
00:21:51,158 --> 00:21:52,242
Huh?
454
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,713
This man is not from Half Beat
magazine.
455
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:55,731
He ain't?
456
00:21:55,766 --> 00:21:56,741
No, I'm from
457
00:21:56,776 --> 00:21:57,716
Look magazine.
458
00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:00,218
Ewwwww...
459
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:08,727
Hi, Lucy.
460
00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:11,730
Honey, what's the matter?
461
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,507
Look magazine came out today.
462
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,785
Oh, did they do the spread on me?
463
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:17,751
How did it look?
464
00:22:17,786 --> 00:22:19,753
Oh, it was wonderful for you.
465
00:22:19,788 --> 00:22:22,290
They showed the nightclub and the
band
466
00:22:22,325 --> 00:22:23,792
and the shots of you singing.
467
00:22:25,293 --> 00:22:26,795
Oh, honey, what are you crying about?
468
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:27,761
Jim White promised me
469
00:22:27,796 --> 00:22:29,798
he wouldn't use a single picture of
you
470
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:30,764
in the article.
471
00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:33,969
No, I wasn't in the article.
472
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,971
I made the cover.
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