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‐ I don't love you anymore.
‐ I don't really know what to do now.
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Go back to hanging out with other women.
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‐ What? You never seen
an old cat lady before?
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‐ There seems to be a hold
on your account as a woman.
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‐ Are you saying I don't have any‐‐
‐ Friends.
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‐ No, I have friends.
‐ Oh my god! Jeremy broke up with you!
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‐ What? That's crazy.
I'm here to see you...
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‐ It's been a minute, babe.
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In college, I always got the impression
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that I made you feel uncomfortable.
‐ Tzatziki!
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I really appreciate you taking
the time to meet with me, Ms. Oslow.
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Oh, please. Call me Celeste.
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‐ Hey, Alison. Alison B.
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Other Alison B. ‐ Hey, Jules.
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My name isn't Alison.
It's Isadora Grossman‐Levine.
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Basically, my entire
adult life is built on a lie!
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‐ Look, he's moved on. So should you.
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I mean, I have been
texting a little bit with that guy Wes.
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Ooh, I don't want you to kiss me.
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It would be the beginning of
something I'm not ready for.
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‐ I'm dating someone.
Everyone, this is Colin.
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Colin, this is everyone.
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‐ I applied to business school.
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I think there's a version of
settled‐down‐me I'm interested in meeting.
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‐ I was just thinking about you.
‐ Wes,
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can you bring me another
towel for my hair?
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‐ Colin is married. Divorced, practically.
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‐ I'd be lying if I said that Woöm hadn't
gotten in the way of my marriage.
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- Someone talking about me?
- Colin's married to Celeste.
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‐ What is wrong with you?
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‐ I heard back from Penn, and I'm moving
to Philadelphia in the fall.
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‐ Look, Jules,
our friendship is far from perfect,
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but it's worth it to me.
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‐ Colin, this is Madison Maxwell.
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She's quite the rising PR star.
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Hey! Fuck!
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You!
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I have no clue if I still
have a job or an income,
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but I'm glad I have you guys.
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‐ It's quarantine day one.
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I'm here with my best friend...
because she has toilet paper.
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‐ Turns out Ramona's wedding
last weekend
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was something called
a "super‐spreader" event.
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‐ What should we do?
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‐ Just watch TV until this thing is over?
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‐ Hi guys, this is me here in Philly,
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just freezin' my tits off.
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Those are all my books.
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I've learned how to
become a businesswoman
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so I can work from home
for the rest of my life.
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Miss you all so much.
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‐ Well, we're still here.
‐ What are we even watching?
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‐ It doesn't matter.
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‐ I feel genuine sexual attraction
to the Moroccan tile in that pool.
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‐ I just applaud the twins' commitment
to exclusively sell luxury real estate
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in 17‐inch heels.
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‐ Shut the fuck up.
We went to college with her.
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Delaney. Freshman year.
She was in our dorm.
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‐ Oh, I remember.
She gave our RA shingles.
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How did she get $5 million?
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"Designer decal brand"?
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She got rich from stickers?!
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‐ And how the hell does she have
a husband and a baby?
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What was she, a child bride?
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‐ We're almost 30. I think the child bride
window closed a while ago.
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‐ Fuck.
‐ I just think it's stupid to make
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such a big deal out of a birthday.
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You go to bed on Tuesday 29,
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you wake up on Wednesday 30.
Nothing else is different.
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‐ Well, I just think there's value
to acknowledging a milestone
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and checking in with yourself
about the place you're at in life.
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‐ Well, there's no value
if it makes you upset.
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I don't get why you
let this stress you out.
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‐ I don't get why you
don't let it stress you out!
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I mean, we spent the last part
of our official youth stuck inside.
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Not moving up at work,
not meeting new guys.
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Just here, watering house plants.
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You have too many plants!
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‐ Look, you're allowed to be upset.
You got cheated on,
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you got furloughed. But,
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you're going back to work this week,
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and you will be crushing
it again in no time.
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Unlike me who is getting fired
the minute Celeste gets back in town.
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‐ You don't know that for sure.
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‐ Her email said,
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"See me in my office
before the staff meeting."
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That's the boss version of,
"We need to talk."
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‐ Okay, you're getting fired.
But, you know, it might be for the best.
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It's not like you love working there.
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You know, maybe it'll help you find
a place you're more excited about.
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‐ Right now, the only place I'm excited
about is the airport to pick up Stella.
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Is Izzy coming?
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Hi, guys.
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‐ Hi, Liam. ‐ Hi, Liam.
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Jumping in the shower, babe.
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‐ I guess what Bad Gal Riri said
all those years ago was true.
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You can find love in
a hopeless place, even if that place
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is a Zoom networking mixer.
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I'm running late, for obvious reasons...
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‐ Can you grab me a towel, babe?
‐ Oh, Jesus!
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‐ Whoa! Dick in the frame!
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Flight DF201 from Philadelphia
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- has been delayed.
- Oh shit.
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Stella's flight's delayed.
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‐ Aren't delayed flights
what Wetzel's Pretzels'
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entire empire is built on?
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‐ So, you know how we're both turning 30
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and are nowhere near the places
we thought we'd be in our lives?
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‐ Yes, I recall the tears
and panic from 20 minutes ago.
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‐ Well, I don't wanna be
nowhere when we turn 30.
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I wanna be somewhere... Like Greece!
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‐ Greece? ‐ Yeah!
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Celebrating with my best friend!
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White buildings, blue ocean,
a beach in Santorini.
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‐ Okay, I would just like
to reiterate my desire
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not to make a huge
deal out of my birthday.
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But, I guess I could
picture us on a beach.
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‐ Right? This could be
exactly what we need.
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‐ Let's go talk to the travel lady.
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‐ Hiya, kittens!
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‐ And here we go again.
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‐ We're hoping you can help us
book some upcoming travel.
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‐ You betcha, I can! Right this way.
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Come on! Come along! Come along!
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Business class boarding on flight 723
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to becoming your mother
will begin in 10 minutes.
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‐ Where are they all going?
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All sorts of places.
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Settling down in the suburbs,
layovers to divorce...
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There's a direct route
to actual fulfillment,
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but, darnedest thing,
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there are never any seats
on that one!
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Come on!
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They're all taking
flights to their future!
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Just like you two have to do.
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‐ Well, we just wanna stay together.
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‐ You won't be able to figure out
where you're meant to go
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if you worry about that too much, kitten!
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‐ What do you mean? That makes no sense
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with that friendship stuff you
told me to do a year ago.
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Are you saying
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being a woman means you're constantly
faced with unfair contradictions
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about the way you act?
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‐ I'm serious!
What happened to the whole,
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"My relationships with women
have to be sacred" thing?
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‐ Well, maybe one of those women
is supposed to be you.
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Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Get out! Get out!
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Safe travels, girls!
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Good luck figuring out where
you wanna go, Dollface!
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Yeehaw!
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‐ Madison?
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Jules Wiley, where the fuck are you going?
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‐ Hey! ‐ Hey! You okay?
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‐ Yeah,
I just thought I lost you for a second.
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‐ I was just getting us
a brochure for Greece.
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‐ I'm here!
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She's here!
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I knew you losers would
make a sign.
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‐ Woo! ‐ Easy!
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‐ I am borderline not processing
how happy I am
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that we are all back together.
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‐ Does it feel good to be home, Stel?
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You have no idea. I mean,
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the small talk I had
to make with my weed dealer
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was getting really annoying.
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‐ So, that's what you miss most about LA?
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Legalized marijuana?
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‐ No. Obviously, I missed you guys,
but it was like, please,
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just let me purchase
drugs in broad daylight
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from a store with my AirPods on.
As should be my right.
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Are all these boxes mine?
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‐ Uh, some of them are my random storage
stuff from high school and college.
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So, besides being happy to
be near a MedMen, are you excited
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for your fancy finance internship?
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I still can't believe I got it.
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My entire class applied
to work for this bank.
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‐ How long until you accept
your inevitable future of being
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a beautiful billionaire genius?
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‐ Ready? Okay!
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‐ Very triggering that that fits you.
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‐ Our girl is back, she's come on home,
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without my Stel, I felt alone.
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‐ I mean, we were here the whole time.
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‐ Working at a bank, managing wealth,
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leave me again, and I'll
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kill... my... self!
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‐ Really felt certain she was gonna
take it too far, and she did.
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‐ Uh, I get that you missed me,
Iz, but we talked every day.
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I mean, I still haven't met Liam,
and yet I've seen his dick twice on Zoom.
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‐ You guys are finally
gonna get to meet him
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in person because...
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he's being honored at
the LA Reporter 30 Under 30 party,
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and I want us all to go.
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It's gonna be Roaring '20s‐themed!
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‐ I remember when I thought
I was gonna be on that last.
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Before I failed to accomplish
literally all of my life goals.
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‐ My sensitive baby angel.
Can we not backslide
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into the sadness from
this morning, please?
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Because, again, 30 doesn't
have to be a big deal!
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And also, that is not true.
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‐ It is. And I have proof.
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‐ Holy shit, are those our vision boards?
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I forgot the very specific
brand of earnest
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you were senior year of college.
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See? My dream house in Bronson Canyon,
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a Vera Wang wedding gown,
pictures of all the actors
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who thank their publicist in major
award acceptance speeches,
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the 30 Under 30 list.
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‐ I actually went to
most of these festivals.
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‐ Jules, what's on your board?
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‐ I‐I don't think I took
the activity very seriously.
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I just think doing stuff
like this is kinda dumb.
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‐ Stuff like deciding what
you want out of life?
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‐ No, I know what I want out of life.
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‐ You do?
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‐ It's obvious!
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To be a poorly drawn penis!
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‐ Wow. They are really serious about
the start paperwork at this place.
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Last time I did this much
on‐boarding was at yacht week.
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‐ Did you fill out a W2 for that?
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Isn't it in Europe?
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‐ Oh, no. It‐it was a joke,
like how you board a yacht.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ Uh, never mind.
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‐ Do you know why we're here?
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‐ Because I'm... fired.
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‐ Why would you be fired?
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‐ Because of the time
I blew up your marriage...
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at a wedding... over a sound system?
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‐ Yes, I remember.
‐ Okay. Just making sure.
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‐ Switch seats with me.
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‐ What? ‐ Up. Let's go.
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O... kay.
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Ooh.
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You're in charge of the meeting now, so...
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begin.
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Uh,
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I'm gonna need some additional context on,
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uh, what the hell is happening here.
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‐ I realized, as I sat alone for a year,
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with the exception of a few
hookups with younger men,
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that I'm no longer a wife.
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I'm not a mother,
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and, yes, I have perfect skin
245
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and I'm wildly successful, but...
246
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what is my legacy?
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‐ That sounded pretty good.
248
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‐ The Alisons were my two right hands.
249
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I molded them.
250
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And now, they've gone off
and started their own company
251
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in direct competition with me.
252
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And I'm proud in a way that
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often feels like quiet rage.
254
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So...
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if you stay, I will mentor you,
256
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and I will mold you,
257
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and you will be my new right hand.
258
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But you have to want it.
259
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You can be promoted, you can be
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fired, resign.
261
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It's all up to you.
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‐ This feels like a very
263
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Mr. Miyagi "wax on, wax off" moment.
264
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‐ No. The only wax
I'm getting is a Brazilian,
265
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and it's at 4:00,
so if we could speed this up.
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‐ Great! Well, meeting adjourned.
Thanks for coming.
267
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‐ Oh, and Jules?
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If you decide to leave,
or you have any other
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uncomfortable news that you wish
to share with me in the future,
270
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don't announce it into
a fucking mic, okay?
271
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‐ Ooh. E‐extremely fair. Yep. Hm.
272
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Neh!
273
00:13:19,676 --> 00:13:22,279
‐ What's going on?
‐ They're firing everybody.
274
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Fuck this year.
275
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‐ I am so sorry.
276
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Well, I never liked them anyway.
277
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You were always way out of their league.
278
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And when that large
Los Angeles‐based PR firm
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gets drunk at 2 AM and texts you,
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you will not be around.
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‐ I agree with Izzy.
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Minus the metaphor that makes
absolutely no sense.
283
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You will find something better.
284
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Well,
285
00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:54,376
I guess we're in the same boat now, Jules.
286
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And it has a deep hole in it.
287
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Well...
288
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‐ Wait, did you not get fired?
289
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‐ I'm... not sure.
290
00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:09,451
It's still not decided 'cause she decided
the decision is up to me.
291
00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:11,953
Either I leave, or she promotes me
to be her right hand.
292
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:14,123
I mean, I promote myself.
It's a whole thing.
293
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Uh...
294
00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:17,751
Hold on!
295
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You have the option to promote yourself,
296
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,087
and you don't know what you're gonna do?
297
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,465
‐ It's a lot of pressure
to suddenly be the boss
298
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of a job you thought you lost,
299
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that you don't even know if you want!
I don't wanna talk about this.
300
00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:28,261
‐ No, wait, we need to talk about this!
301
00:14:28,286 --> 00:14:30,389
While we yell at Jules, Madison,
302
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,265
maybe you should start getting
ready 'cause, love you,
303
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,725
but you are not fast with a curling iron.
304
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,811
‐ You know what?
I'm not fast with a curling iron.
305
00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:37,980
I suck at hair. I suck at everything!
306
00:14:38,004 --> 00:14:39,649
You guys should just go without me.
307
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:41,633
You all look cute,
and I don't wanna face people.
308
00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:45,403
‐ Honestly, I know I should
be there to support Liam,
309
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,806
but I might be in favor
of staying home, too.
310
00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:51,244
We haven't been out
in public together yet,
311
00:14:51,268 --> 00:14:53,663
and I'm worried he's too handsome.
312
00:14:53,687 --> 00:14:56,540
Like, what if people see me
and think I'm a middle school girl
313
00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:59,501
who won a date with a pop star
on a radio contest?
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00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,504
‐ Okay, first of all, no, you won't.
315
00:15:01,528 --> 00:15:04,923
But, to be honest,
my internship is bumming me out,
316
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,591
and I feel like I have bank stank.
317
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,909
Maybe we do bail. ‐ Okay, no!
318
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:11,389
Everyone has been on my shit nonstop
319
00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:14,499
about what I wanna do with my damn life,
so I'm officially making a decision.
320
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,686
I want to get very,
321
00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:20,171
very drunk at this party with all of you!
322
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,359
Do you know how often you three
have insisted that going to a party
323
00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:25,360
is the answer to all my problems?
324
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:28,697
We're doing that tonight! Very hard.
325
00:15:28,721 --> 00:15:31,200
‐ I mean, but don't you think
a party designed to celebrate
326
00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:34,370
a bunch of people my age who
are way more successful than me
327
00:15:34,394 --> 00:15:35,996
might just end up making me feel worse?
328
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,290
‐ That's what the open bar is for,
right, Stella?
329
00:15:38,315 --> 00:15:41,501
‐ Fucking love party Jules.
‐ Open bar!
330
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,169
Open bar!
331
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,005
Open bar! Open bar!
332
00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:46,591
Open bar!
333
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‐ Bring me my iron!
334
00:16:03,798 --> 00:16:06,735
‐ A Roaring '20s party
to honor people in their 20s
335
00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:09,947
for being 30 under 30
in the actual 2020s.
336
00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:12,073
I do love a well‐executed theme.
337
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,619
‐ Other than basically
no one having any rights,
338
00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:16,245
the past seemed fun.
339
00:16:16,269 --> 00:16:19,081
‐ Ooh! There's the... absinthe bar?
340
00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:21,375
Fine, I'll drink it even if it
wiped out an entire generation.
341
00:16:21,399 --> 00:16:24,461
‐ I think I just spotted
the non‐naked part of Izzy's boyfriend.
342
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:25,986
Liam!
343
00:16:32,244 --> 00:16:35,096
Wow, you look amazing, baby!
344
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,640
‐ Oh my god! Shut up!
345
00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:39,936
Stop. I mean, don't. Okay, Liam,
346
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,187
I'm so excited to officially,
347
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,190
in person, introduce you to‐‐
‐ Jules,
348
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:47,400
Madison, and, of course,
the famous Stella.
349
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,528
I've heard so much about you guys.
And when I say "so much,"
350
00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:52,072
I mean a truly long list
of personal details
351
00:16:52,096 --> 00:16:53,990
you probably didn't want shared.
352
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,409
Oh hey, I got some drink
tickets here for you ladies.
353
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,955
‐ Tickets? We were told open bar.
‐ Yeah, they're doing this
354
00:16:58,979 --> 00:17:01,374
Prohibition shtick where
you redeem a ticket
355
00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:03,500
for a drink from the bar and back.
356
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,336
‐ Congrats on making the list, by the way.
357
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,337
‐ Thanks.
‐ Liam basically runs Saq,
358
00:17:07,362 --> 00:17:09,089
which is like the male version of Woöm.
359
00:17:09,114 --> 00:17:11,008
He's insanely impressive.
360
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,426
Oh, come on. You are the only
361
00:17:13,451 --> 00:17:15,304
4‐under‐30 I care about
impressing tonight.
362
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,682
But, while you guys grab drinks,
there are a few work people
363
00:17:17,705 --> 00:17:19,474
I would love to introduce you to.
364
00:17:19,499 --> 00:17:21,250
Shmoop?
365
00:17:21,835 --> 00:17:24,962
‐ We're mingling. We're mingling.
We're in public, and we're mingling.
366
00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:27,900
‐ Bar?
367
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,342
‐ Bar. ‐ Yeah.
368
00:17:38,977 --> 00:17:41,079
Well, this is a small nightmare.
369
00:17:41,104 --> 00:17:43,164
‐ And it's about to be a large one.
370
00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:44,666
‐ Delaney.
371
00:17:44,691 --> 00:17:47,420
Ugh, I saw her on TV the other day.
372
00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:50,172
‐ Oh. My. God!
373
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,215
Look who it is!
374
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,010
I haven't seen you girls in years!
375
00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:57,871
Delaney! Hey, girl! Oh!
376
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:04,126
Wow! So...
377
00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:07,272
are you being featured on the list?
378
00:18:07,297 --> 00:18:08,464
‐ Oh, no.
379
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:11,443
I was on the list when I was 26.
380
00:18:11,468 --> 00:18:14,238
They just hired my brand to make
381
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,347
some custom decals for the event.
382
00:18:17,265 --> 00:18:19,492
‐ Wow. These are so...
383
00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:22,163
capitalized! I feel like
they're yelling at me!
384
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,207
‐ Inspirational posters are out.
385
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:26,334
Motivational stickers are in.
386
00:18:26,357 --> 00:18:27,942
They are huge on Etsy right now.
387
00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:30,755
‐ Oh, I saw you on Buying Bel Air!
388
00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:32,173
‐ Oh! Hi...
389
00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:34,717
‐ Run. Give me your tickets
and save yourselves.
390
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,885
I'll find you with drinks if this
conversation doesn't kill me.
391
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:38,095
‐ We can't let you do this.
392
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,971
‐ Madison, you're not gonna make it.
393
00:18:39,996 --> 00:18:42,249
Jules, you're a goddamn hero.
394
00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:48,314
‐ Oh... no! Where did the girls go?
395
00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,148
I was so excited to catch up.
396
00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:52,567
Oh! Um, they both had to pee.
397
00:18:52,592 --> 00:18:54,737
You know, UTIs.
You do everything right,
398
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,887
and yet still pee city.
399
00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:58,990
‐ So, what's new with you?
400
00:18:59,015 --> 00:19:01,493
Any big plans coming up?
401
00:19:01,518 --> 00:19:03,644
Fun stuff at work...
402
00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:06,582
Feel free to sit.
403
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:09,000
- I'll give you a reading.
- Ooh.
404
00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:11,002
‐ This is exciting.
‐ It's a three‐card reading
405
00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,798
for insight into your past,
present, and future.
406
00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:15,240
‐ Great. Hit me!
407
00:19:17,659 --> 00:19:18,660
‐ The Devil...
408
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:20,744
the Nightmare...
409
00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:22,830
and Death.
410
00:19:24,499 --> 00:19:26,000
‐ Hit me again.
411
00:19:29,296 --> 00:19:31,213
‐ I hate having my picture taken.
412
00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:33,859
‐ Oh my god, he's so hot.
413
00:19:33,884 --> 00:19:36,970
And, like, modest?
‐ Oh, he's, like, modest hot.
414
00:19:37,721 --> 00:19:39,073
So, how did you guys meet?
415
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:41,867
‐ Oh, we met late in the pandemic. Yeah.
416
00:19:41,892 --> 00:19:44,287
Our first real date was
actually paddle boating
417
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,163
in separate paddle boats.
418
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,039
It was still cute though.
419
00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:50,150
‐ Oh, got it. That makes more sense.
420
00:19:51,151 --> 00:19:53,211
‐ Uh, what makes more sense?
421
00:19:53,236 --> 00:19:56,464
‐ You know, just how hard times can,
like, really bond people.
422
00:19:56,489 --> 00:19:59,910
‐ Totally. Even people you wouldn't
normally expect to get together.
423
00:20:01,161 --> 00:20:03,454
‐ For sure. Right.
424
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,892
Totally. Uh, sorry.
425
00:20:05,915 --> 00:20:08,435
I think just recognized my old...
426
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:09,544
rabbi.
427
00:20:12,213 --> 00:20:13,191
Rabbi Shmuley!
428
00:20:13,214 --> 00:20:15,026
‐ Oh! God, no! No, no.
429
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:17,694
Jeremy and I haven't been
together for a while.
430
00:20:17,719 --> 00:20:18,988
He broke up with me.
431
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,781
Which is fine because I don't think
I really loved him.
432
00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:23,617
Who knows if I've ever
been in love with anyone?
433
00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:25,268
Put that on a sticker, right?
434
00:20:26,603 --> 00:20:29,039
Man, this line is just not moving, huh?
435
00:20:29,064 --> 00:20:32,000
‐ Uh, so what about work?
Where are you again?
436
00:20:32,025 --> 00:20:34,711
‐ I'm still at Woöm, trying to decide
if I'm gonna make a move
437
00:20:34,736 --> 00:20:37,048
in either an up or out direction.
438
00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:39,549
‐ Well, that's an exciting brand!
439
00:20:39,574 --> 00:20:42,177
I bet if you keep getting promoted,
440
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:44,680
you will be on this list in no time.
441
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,557
‐ Oh, well, I'm, uh, crossing
the 30 threshold in a couple months,
442
00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:49,477
so probably not. ‐ Oh my god!
443
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,686
That's right. My husband
444
00:20:51,711 --> 00:20:54,272
wants to surprise me for mine.
Classic, right?
445
00:20:54,297 --> 00:20:56,733
I would not know at all.
446
00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:58,861
‐ What a huge year for us.
What are you‐‐
447
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,071
‐ I'm sorry. I'm gonna
have to stop you here.
448
00:21:01,096 --> 00:21:04,991
I would make up an excuse about also
having a UTI, but the truth is, genuinely,
449
00:21:05,016 --> 00:21:07,577
I just can't have this
conversation anymore.
450
00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:10,539
I mean, you are talking about everything
I came to this party to not talk about,
451
00:21:10,564 --> 00:21:13,066
so, respectfully,
I'm just gonna walk away now.
452
00:21:15,402 --> 00:21:17,462
Great unexpectedly
running into you though!
453
00:21:17,487 --> 00:21:20,865
Definitely the thing I miss most
about large‐scale social gatherings.
454
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,701
Must find alcohol.
455
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:27,722
You! Hi! I work for
the party planner people.
456
00:21:27,747 --> 00:21:30,017
Uh, could you remind me where
they keep the backup alcohol?
457
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,294
‐ Should be more bottles
in the storeroom upstairs.
458
00:21:41,385 --> 00:21:42,554
Bingo!
459
00:21:47,392 --> 00:21:49,269
Where are you, alcohol?
460
00:21:52,439 --> 00:21:53,790
Come on, really?
461
00:21:53,815 --> 00:21:56,335
What is this, another metaphor?
462
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,461
I get it, universe.
463
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,756
My life is one big empty nothing!
464
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:03,675
Can I please, please
just have a drink now?
465
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,910
Oh shit.
466
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,496
Okay, what?
467
00:22:09,623 --> 00:22:11,082
Delaney!
468
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,311
Is this really happening?
Can you see me right now?
469
00:22:14,336 --> 00:22:15,770
‐ Yeah. We all do.
470
00:22:15,795 --> 00:22:17,480
Ladies and gentlemen and honorees,
471
00:22:17,505 --> 00:22:19,901
please welcome our Roaring '20s
entertainment for the evening,
472
00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:23,428
the 30 Under 30 Showgirl Follies!
473
00:22:25,346 --> 00:22:27,515
‐ Oh god, oh god,
oh my god, oh my god...
474
00:22:28,141 --> 00:22:29,785
Um...
475
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,578
Hi, excuse me! Okay‐‐
476
00:22:31,603 --> 00:22:33,455
Excuse me! There's, uh,
477
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,440
there's been an ill‐timed mistake!
478
00:22:37,776 --> 00:22:40,212
Pardon me. Yep. Okay‐‐
Oh. You're this way?
479
00:22:40,237 --> 00:22:41,881
Um‐‐
480
00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:44,657
Just let me‐‐
Just let me pick a lane! Oh...
481
00:22:45,659 --> 00:22:46,927
Oh...
482
00:22:46,951 --> 00:22:49,703
We all want the same thing,
and it's me not up here!
483
00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:57,605
This bar is supposed to be open!
484
00:22:57,628 --> 00:23:00,006
Prohibit that!
485
00:23:01,007 --> 00:23:02,509
Excuse me!
486
00:23:03,134 --> 00:23:06,196
‐ Just one more time. Hit me.
See if we can't turn mama's luck around.
487
00:23:06,221 --> 00:23:08,615
‐ Jesus, Madison,
she's not a blackjack dealer, okay?
488
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,326
You're freaking out the fortune teller.
489
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:12,787
‐ She said she learned
how to read tarot on TikTok.
490
00:23:12,810 --> 00:23:14,829
We should move on.
‐ Just accept what's in the cards‐‐
491
00:23:14,854 --> 00:23:16,958
‐ I can't! ‐ There you are.
492
00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:20,026
Bottoms up. I did not get ice.
493
00:23:20,527 --> 00:23:21,528
‐ Ew!
494
00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:24,006
Oh, I think mine is
just straight olive juice.
495
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:26,031
‐ Mm. Take mine. It's whiskey.
496
00:23:27,659 --> 00:23:30,971
‐ I thought I was having a bad night.
Are you gonna be okay, Jules?
497
00:23:30,996 --> 00:23:34,099
I don't know what I'm gonna be.
498
00:23:34,124 --> 00:23:37,644
I'm gonna be drunk in about
six minutes, I can tell you that much.
499
00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:39,271
Wait!
500
00:23:39,296 --> 00:23:41,982
I should just let this lady here
tell me what I'm gonna be, huh?
501
00:23:42,007 --> 00:23:45,301
Since everyone here is
so interested to know.
502
00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:50,515
Ha!
503
00:23:51,391 --> 00:23:52,474
‐ What is it?
504
00:23:53,852 --> 00:23:55,144
‐ It's blank!
505
00:23:55,854 --> 00:23:58,665
‐ Well, that's weird.
‐ No, it's not. It's my future. I get it.
506
00:23:58,690 --> 00:23:59,750
‐ Bullshit.
507
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:02,086
‐ What? It doesn't matter!
‐ You know,
508
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:03,837
I am tired of this.
509
00:24:03,862 --> 00:24:06,339
It does matter. It has to.
510
00:24:06,364 --> 00:24:09,175
Look, even when it hurts because it does.
511
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,929
And‐and maybe to me,
this one birthday matters too much.
512
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,347
But, if you feel like
nothing matters at all,
513
00:24:14,372 --> 00:24:16,224
then that's how your life is gonna be.
514
00:24:16,249 --> 00:24:18,769
And if you want
your life to mean something,
515
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,605
then you're gonna have to start to care.
516
00:24:20,628 --> 00:24:23,523
‐ I care about you guys.
‐ Look, I know,
517
00:24:23,548 --> 00:24:25,651
but you have to care about you.
518
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,469
We can't do that for you.
519
00:24:35,602 --> 00:24:37,872
‐ Are you calling an Uber?
She's calling an Uber!
520
00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:40,124
‐ Look, I'm sorry if I was too harsh.
521
00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:42,500
I‐I'm dealing with my own stuff,
and I was just trying to help.
522
00:24:42,525 --> 00:24:43,765
Look, please don't leave alone.
523
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,215
‐ I was emailing Celeste.
524
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,300
I told her I wanna take the promotion.
525
00:24:50,325 --> 00:24:52,052
Well, shit.
526
00:24:52,076 --> 00:24:53,804
That's amazing!
527
00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,222
I'm worried for, you know,
528
00:24:55,247 --> 00:24:58,290
typos that might be in there right now,
but still very cool.
529
00:24:58,959 --> 00:25:00,585
‐ You really did? ‐ Yeah.
530
00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:04,773
I guess I should start putting something
on my vision board besides dicks.
531
00:25:04,798 --> 00:25:06,776
‐ Oh, I figured it out.
532
00:25:06,799 --> 00:25:08,944
That's just the card that comes
in the back of the pack.
533
00:25:08,969 --> 00:25:10,779
‐ Should we get the fuck out of here?
534
00:25:10,804 --> 00:25:12,990
I don't know how much longer
I can be at this specific party.
535
00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:14,848
‐ Agreed. ‐ Strongly agree.
536
00:25:15,558 --> 00:25:17,269
‐ I know where we should go.
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