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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:04,335 ♪ Dirty Mouth by Alice Phoebe Lou ♪ 2 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,024 ♪ I want nothing ♪ 3 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,734 ♪ I want it all now ♪ 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,560 ♪ I've got a dirty mouth ♪ 5 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,444 ♪ I'm gonna wash it out ♪ 6 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,691 ♪ I've got baggage ♪ 7 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:29,454 ♪ It's got big wheels ♪ 8 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:31,815 ♪ I got a little dog ♪ 9 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:34,448 ♪ Biting at my heels ♪ 10 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,449 It's like calm down. 11 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,382 ♪ Not gonna make your dreams come true ♪ 12 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,375 ♪ Don't touch me ♪ 13 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,753 ♪ Don't even look at me ♪ 14 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,801 Q: Is she going into Celeste's office? 15 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:50,048 ♪ I've got laser beams ♪ 16 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,930 ♪ Coming out my eyes ♪ 17 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,928 ♪ Do you still really ♪ 18 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,518 ♪ Wanna mess with me? ♪ 19 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,596 Don't look at me like that. I need to do this. 20 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,811 ♪ Mess with me? ♪ 21 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,272 [typing] 22 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,982 [ring tone] 23 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,323 DELPHINE [on phone]: This is Delphine Young. 24 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,857 Hi! [nervous laugh] Hello. You answered. 25 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:12,782 Yeah, that's how the phone works. Who is this? 26 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,741 Right, sorry. Um, 27 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,701 this is Jules Wiley. We met at the 28 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:17,952 DELPHINE [on phone]: The Wellness Summit. 29 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:20,333 The tech nerd at heart. I remember. 30 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,170 You do? Um, amazing 31 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:25,085 because I remember you and your exhibit very well. 32 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,835 I even recommended it to a stranger 33 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,207 on the street recently, 34 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:31,183 and I hate strangers, so high praise. 35 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,085 [clears throat] 36 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,222 Anyway, uh, I've given it a lot of thought, 37 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:37,390 and I would really love to come in for an interview 38 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,719 if that's still on the table. 39 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,774 DELPHINE: Sure. I'm running to a meeting now, 40 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,018 and I'm off to London for a popup exhibit, 41 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,231 but I'll be back in a month, 42 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,770 and we can get something on the books. 43 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,073 Next month? Um... 44 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,530 Look, I know this sounds crazy, but I'm turning 30 next week, 45 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,410 and I'm finally ready to go after what I want, 46 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:57,908 and that is this job. 47 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,537 Alright. I have a dinner, 48 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,039 but I can meet you afterwards. 49 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:07,711 Soho Warehouse 9 PM. Tell them you're my guest. 50 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,551 They're mean to nonmembers. 51 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,918 [sighs] [knocking on glass] 52 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:21,101 Is there no privacy here? 53 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,939 No. We live in a glass house. 54 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,515 Yeah, and there's an emergency situation that needs your attention. 55 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,441 What? Well, we can't talk here. Obviously. 56 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,240 SKY: Come on. I know where. [Jules sighs] 57 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,315 What is happening, besides My Little Pony 58 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,110 taking a dump in the conference room? She took a shit on my week. 59 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,414 Celeste decided to reach our mom audience. 60 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:41,198 She wants to do a Children's Woöm Gift Guide, 61 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:42,663 so I'm fielding products for it. 62 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:46,333 But, the amount of princess stuff I've been sent is truly haunting. 63 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,963 What year is it? Did they not come up 64 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,800 with better ways to traumatize children yet? 65 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,585 More like onceuponatime's up. 66 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,418 I wrote my senior thesis on why stories like this 67 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,474 reinforce problematic stereotypes. 68 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,758 Sexism, racism, ableism. 69 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,682 Pretty much all the isms are an issue. 70 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,771 I mean, that mermaid gave up her literal voice 71 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:05,386 for a vagina and legs to try and hook up with that guy 72 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,904 who got drunk and fell off his dad's boat on his birthday. 73 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,476 Like, that is just a no for me. 74 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,532 I would never give up my voice for my legs. 75 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,486 Okay, is this a TED Talk? 76 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,196 Which I'm down for, 77 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,656 but I thought you said there was a problem. 78 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,946 We have tea about where Izzy is. 79 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:22,160 And the tea is hot. It's, like, scalding. 80 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,040 It's burn your insides. 81 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,827 Izzy is with Alison J. 82 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,171 What? 83 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,128 No. Izzy is on a postbreakup solo wine weekend. 84 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,508 Aw, sis, you've been lied to. 85 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:37,009 We sensed something shady was going down at the Wellness Summit, 86 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,849 so we've been keeping our ears to the ground for the past few weeks. 87 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:42,215 After the 25th microaggression in a row, 88 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,812 one of the assistants at the Alisons had just, like, had it. 89 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,898 So, we met with her, and then two sips into her dirty martini 90 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,805 Told us that damn ugly truth. 91 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,689 ♪ 92 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:55,031 Q: Once upon a time, there was a king named Colin 93 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,447 and a queen named Celeste, 94 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,105 who had a nasty fucking divorce 95 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,413 when the king cheated on the queen 96 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,276 by fucking your best friend. 97 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,157 Anyway... 98 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,160 SKY: Like, seriously, Madison is so pretty. Continue. 99 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,673 Q: The king really wanted the castle in Malibu, 100 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,875 but the Queen wouldn't budge, since he had betrayed her. 101 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:13,087 [knights grunt] 102 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,586 SKY: So now, the king is coming after her heart. 103 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,419 [indistinct mumbling] 104 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,594 He's accusing her of lying about how much 105 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,143 the Kingdom of Woöm is worth and is willing to do whatever it takes 106 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,217 to prove it and take the queen down. 107 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:26,353 Grr! 108 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,770 Q: The king has even enlisted the help 109 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,308 of the queen's former royal court, the Alisons, 110 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:33,612 by promising them a handsome prize. ALISONS: Ooh! 111 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,777 SKY: He's offered them Series B funding for their company 112 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,986 in exchange for damaging financial info from Woöm. 113 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,275 Q: But because they had already left the kingdom, 114 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,542 the Alisons had to lure Princess Izzy 115 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:47,245 to their chic boutique hotel in the woods. 116 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:50,246 ♪ 117 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:52,748 [cork pops] 118 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:56,706 SKY: Now, they've trapped Princess Izzy under their spell. 119 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,883 They're offering her a job, but really, 120 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,512 they're just after her work computer with documents 121 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,510 to stab Queen Celeste in the back... 122 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,472 [beeping] 123 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,772 Q: So they can live happily ever after 124 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,476 on a therapist's couch because these people are messy. 125 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:12,984 [sighs] 126 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,070 Whoa, that is a lot to unpack. 127 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:19,439 Okay, I've unpacked it, and it's very bad! 128 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:24,530 ♪ theme song ♪ 129 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,495 [squeaking, caps highlighter] 130 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:32,883 [squeaking, click] 131 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,542 [sighs] 132 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,054 [squeak, click] 133 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:40,965 [squeak] 134 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,256 Sorry, is this annoying? 135 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,589 Yes. 136 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,931 [sighs] Well, it's the bar's grand opening party guest list. 137 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,310 So, yellow is family and friends, 138 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:52,348 pink are for the influencers, and blue is... 139 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,312 Well, literally just two guys from my internship 140 00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:56,653 that I wanna see how well I'm doing. [laughs] Naturally. 141 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,148 [phone buzzing] 142 00:05:58,901 --> 00:05:59,901 It's Liv. 143 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,028 Hey. 144 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:03,988 Yeah. 145 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:05,870 Okay. 146 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,201 Yeah. 147 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:10,201 Sure. 148 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:11,964 I hear you. 149 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:13,789 Yeah. 150 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,919 [sighs] [uncaps highlighter] 151 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:22,221 Stella Cole, you repop that top and start talking. 152 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:23,546 What is going on with you and Liv? 153 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:26,178 It's nothing. Really? 154 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:27,678 Because you asked to work from my place today, 155 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:30,429 and that phone call had all the syllables of a very depressing haiku. 156 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,812 She is just working on the inspection, 157 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,189 and I am dealing with the party. 158 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,357 Also, there was this weird potential breakup thing 159 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:38,816 that I really don't wanna talk about. 160 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,275 Are you sure? Yes. 161 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,145 I just want to focus on the opening 162 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,902 and everything I need to get done. 163 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,454 Speaking of which, did Ruby come through 164 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,117 with a band to play at the party? 165 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,275 Um... 166 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,289 What's wrong with Ruby? 167 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,285 Nothing, besides the fact that she's someone 168 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,117 I'll never speak to again for the rest of my life. 169 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:57,132 Okay, well, that's gonna be a longass flight to Australia. 170 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,455 [sighs] 171 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,340 The tour isn't happening. I put all of my career eggs 172 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,298 in Ruby's basket, and she fucking scrambled them. 173 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,628 Not all of your eggs. 174 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:07,473 I mean, what about Lotus Dragon Bebe, right? 175 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:08,889 I remember you telling me something about 176 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,387 some live show she's doing with a princess. 177 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,809 Introducing one erotic dancer to one royal investor 178 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:14,518 does not a PR career make, Stella. 179 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,982 So, does Jules know about this Ruby thing? 180 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:19,649 [sighs] I've picked up my phone a million times this weekend to text her, 181 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,688 but I just feel like such an idiot. 182 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,822 I don't know what I'm gonna say the next time I see her. 183 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,449 [door opens] JULES: Uh, hello? 184 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,445 Well, looks like we're all about to find out. 185 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,701 Guys! I have to tell you something! 186 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:33,701 ♪ 187 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,544 Hi. Hi. 188 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,457 We should probably talk. 189 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,248 We should, but that is not why I busted in dramatically. 190 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:43,673 Oh, right, you did just do that. What's wrong? 191 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:44,972 Izzy's in trouble. 192 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,217 I'm very winded. 193 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:51,852 ♪ 194 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,927 I think I'm in a Colinrelated rage blackout, 195 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,142 so I'm struggling to process. 196 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,482 And I already tried calling her, like, 55 times 197 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,147 on the way over here and she's not answering. 198 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,646 Okay, maybe Izzy thinks that you're calling her from work 199 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,278 or with Celeste or something? 200 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,815 I mean, we can try from my phone. 201 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:05,688 Oh! Good idea. 202 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,744 'Cause you're less of a friend and more of a deity to Izzy. 203 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,108 She would never not answer for you. 204 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,624 Yeah, put it on speaker. 205 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,736 [phone ringing] 206 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:14,663 IZZY [on phone]: Hey. Izzy? 207 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,791 Are you okay? I'm with Jules and Madison. 208 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,464 Sorry, it's not a great time. 209 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:22,208 Okay, Izzy, listen, you have to leave those girls and come home. 210 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,251 Stella, they're offering me a job. 211 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,508 No, Izzy, they can't be trusted, okay? 212 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:30,008 They're using you. I mean, they don't actually care about you. 213 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,510 Oh 'cause, like, who would actually care about me, 214 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,773 right? [sarcastic laugh] What? 215 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:37,345 No. No, that's not what I meant at all. 216 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,351 Izzy, this is not like you. What's wrong? 217 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,863 Whatever. I gotta go. 218 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,984 [line beeping] 219 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,532 ♪ 220 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,236 Did Izzy... 221 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:49,066 just hang up... 222 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:50,571 on Stella? 223 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,492 This feels crazy. Are we in the upside down? 224 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,285 Yeah, she did. Something is wrong. 225 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,655 Something is very, very wrong. 226 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,955 Hey. ALISON J: Hey. 227 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:02,668 Sorry about that. Um, 228 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:05,378 running a little late this morning dealing with some shit. [laughs] 229 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,009 No worries, lady. I'm just très pleased 230 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,336 we have some more time to chat. How'd you sleep? 231 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:13,432 Well, after receiving very upsetting news about my boss, 232 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,138 and then lying to all my best friends, 233 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,928 I would say I got a solid six to eight minutes. 234 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:20,272 The Alisons just thought you should know what Celeste did. 235 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:22,189 I mean, they point blank told her when they left Woöm 236 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,607 that they wanted to take you with them, 237 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,565 and the only reason they didn't is because she said 238 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,566 she was gonna promote you, so. 239 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,778 They definitely don't do a Bloody Mary here? 240 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,239 Just struggling with breakfast wine. 241 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,700 We all realized she lied when she picked Jules instead. 242 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:39,541 And that is not the only thing she lied about. 243 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:40,908 ♪ 244 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,674 Um... What else? 245 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,548 She completely lied about how much Woöm is worth 246 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,205 in her divorce proceedings. 247 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,093 That's why there was so much drama in the separation. 248 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,260 And, on a personal note, 249 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,678 we take the same Pilates class, and she never says hi. 250 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,047 Oh, in her defense, she's really not a greetings person, so don't 251 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:59,104 Izzy, I'm not kidding. She committed fraud. 252 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,810 Do you really think so? 253 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,809 Yes, I could show you. 254 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,357 You know, if you, I don't know, have your work laptop, 255 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,226 you might have access to the shared drive with the financial reports. 256 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:17,992 So, what do we do? 257 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,753 This feels like friend threat level midnight. 258 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:20,745 STELLA: I agree. 259 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,536 I mean, I don't think Izzy would ever hang up on me 260 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,709 if she wasn't secretly under the threat of clear and present danger. 261 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,709 The Alisons must've hypnotized her, or put her under a spell or something. 262 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,212 What if she's being brainwashed? 263 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:32,594 Or blackmailed. Wait! 264 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,891 What if they have collateral on her like NXIVM? 265 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,255 Naked pictures? [Jules gasps] 266 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,931 What if they're forcing her to play volleyball? 267 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,010 MADISON: Ugh... 268 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:41,524 Okay, this is now a rescue mission. I will drive. 269 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,887 Wait, isn't Napa, like, eight hours away? 270 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,354 Oh god, I don't have eight hours. 271 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:48,114 I have to be downtown tonight at 9:00 PM for a work meeting 272 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:51,106 that is very important. Not savingIzzy important. 273 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,399 Just one that I should definitely not miss. 274 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:56,623 The next available flight with seats isn't until tomorrow afternoon. 275 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,075 Okay, well, are trains still a thing? 276 00:10:58,075 --> 00:11:00,825 They exist, yeah, but it's not gonna be faster with all the stops. 277 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,117 Okay, well, does anyone have a fairy godmother then? 278 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:04,829 I know a princess. 279 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,831 Uh, what are you saying? 280 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,674 I'm saying I don't have a fairy godmother, 281 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,299 but the investor in the Bebe's live show 282 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,296 is a literal princess. 283 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,184 Who has a plane. 284 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,045 ♪ 285 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:22,097 ♪ This is my squad ♪ 286 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:25,308 STELLA: It would be insensitive of me to put this on my IG story, right? 287 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,980 I mean, considering Izzy might be in trouble. 288 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:29,519 Hm, feels like a bank for later situation. 289 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,363 But, you don't not look like Beyoncé right now. 290 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,438 [laughs] [shutter snaps] 291 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,192 Holy shit, she has a helicopter, too? 292 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,704 You should see the yacht. 293 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,822 Fuck it. For the bank! Okay, let me get a pic! 294 00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:40,164 [Madison laughs] 295 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:43,328 One more? Yes! Got it! My turn. [shutter snapping] 296 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,368 ♪ We got it, we got it, oh yeah ♪ 297 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,383 [plane roaring] 298 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,668 ♪ We come together ♪ 299 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,840 ♪ We come together ♪ 300 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,969 ♪ This is my squad ♪ 301 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,587 [shutter snaps] For the bank. 302 00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:00,224 ♪ soft music ♪ 303 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,970 [sighs] I will say massage chairs 304 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:04,522 built into an airplane are inspired. 305 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,846 I'm still too mad at Colin to enjoy sky caviar. 306 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,403 Alright, maybe I'll try just one. [laughs] 307 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,610 Do we think that Celeste actually lied about how much Woöm is worth? 308 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,359 To be honest, I have no idea. 309 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,860 But given the history with Colin, I wouldn't exactly blame her. 310 00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,493 You know, I didn't think it was possible for me 311 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,829 to hate him any more than I already did, and yet... 312 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,865 That dude is straightup diabolical. 313 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,369 I mean, at first, I thought he was like 314 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,410 The Affair season one evil, 315 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,584 but this is a whole other level. 316 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,793 This is like Succession season three evil. 317 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,804 It's insane he's coming after her like this. 318 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,876 And using her employees. He's like a reallife villain. 319 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,263 Yeah, the fairy tales we grew up on 320 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,799 did not prepare us for what reallife villains were going to look like. 321 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,513 Yeah, that's true because most villains 322 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,274 are just middleaged white guys. 323 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,845 Right? Those movies made us scared of women with heavy eyeliner. 324 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,102 I still can't believe Izzy got wrapped up in all this. 325 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,654 I know she used to be influenced by the Alisons or whatever, 326 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,529 but this is JULES: Extreme. 327 00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,276 I just hope we can get to her before they force her 328 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,027 to do something she'll regret. STELLA: I know. 329 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,373 I'm so worried. 330 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,655 And yet so comfortable. [smug giggling] 331 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:08,331 [sighs] Should we have a drink? 332 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:11,330 ♪ 333 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,879 You're doing the right thing, Izzy. 334 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,169 I don't know what I'm doing anymore. 335 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,973 I pushed my boyfriend away, 336 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,217 and I hung up on my best friends. 337 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,049 ALISON: No, no, no. I'll tell you what you're doing. 338 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:27,144 You are making yourself the main character in your story. 339 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,310 And guess what? I'm bingeing it. 340 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,611 [sighs] Here. Just take it. 341 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,071 So dramatic. [laughs] 342 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,946 Wait, where are you going? 343 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,701 I got us one last wine tasting to celebrate 344 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:50,913 before we go back to LA! [laughs] 345 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,999 Okay... Weird to walk away and not say anything. 346 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,054 [squeal] 347 00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,340 [clicking] Secrets, secrets, secret, secrets. 348 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,220 [panting] 349 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,427 Hi. The concierge said this is where we could find one 350 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,928 or more extremely problematic women named Alison. 351 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,930 ♪ 352 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,773 ALISON J: Oh my god. 353 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,689 [imitates siren] 354 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,478 [slurred] The freaking friend squad is here. What's up, girlies? 355 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,822 Jesus. Wine has been tasted. 356 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,108 JULES: Alison, you are too drunk to process this, 357 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,532 but we are very disappointed in you. Where is Izzy? 358 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,622 Wait, isn't that her laptop? Did you steal it? 359 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:28,538 No. STELLA: What, do you 360 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,995 have her chained to a radiator or something? 361 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,285 Okay, the five of you... 362 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,288 There's three of us. 363 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,869 ...need to listen. 364 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,214 I didn't take this. 365 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,789 Izzy gave it to me, 366 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,963 just like she gave me all the little wines 367 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,592 because she didn't want them because she's being emo as hell. 368 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,680 [laughs] Then she went on a walk. 369 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,965 Wait, if Izzy gave that to her willingly, then... 370 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,799 I'm officially freaked out. We have to find her. 371 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,104 How? This place is like a wine continent. 372 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,098 Look, we have to split up. Text each other if we find her. 373 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,650 God, I'm really worried about her. We'll find her. 374 00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,305 Bye. [giggles] 375 00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,899 SKY: With Princess Izzy captured, 376 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,399 our babes in shining couture came to her rescue. 377 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,031 Q: I mean, they're wearing offtherack, but fine. 378 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,739 Izzy! 379 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,079 ♪ 380 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,075 Izzy! 381 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:12,995 Izzy! 382 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,497 Where are you?! 383 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,590 SKY: Jules arrived expecting to rescue Izzy from the Alisons grasp, 384 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:24,337 only to discover the real villain maybe someone even more dangerous. 385 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,841 Q: Izzy herself. 386 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:28,853 ♪ Broadway music ♪ 387 00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:29,846 [sighs] 388 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,519 ♪ If you think dragons guarding castles ♪ 389 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:42,574 ♪ Can keep a girl confined ♪ 390 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:46,068 ♪ I'll tell you, they have nothing on ♪ 391 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,871 ♪ The ones inside my mind ♪ 392 00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:51,866 ♪ Yes, I believed in happy endings ♪ 393 00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:54,539 ♪ Once upon a time ♪ 394 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:57,208 ♪ But happiness may be a thing ♪ 395 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,287 ♪ For which I'm not designed ♪ 396 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:03,884 ♪ I met a prince who thought the world of me ♪ 397 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,671 ♪ And sent him packing ♪ 398 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,264 ♪ He'll never know ♪ 399 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,929 ♪ The problem lies ♪ 400 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,257 ♪ Within all that I'm lacking ♪ 401 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,852 ♪ No true love kiss can wake me ♪ 402 00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:17,439 ♪ From a curse of my own making ♪ 403 00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:20,106 ♪ The dream that I deserved him ♪ 404 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,315 ♪ Was the dream that I'd be faking ♪ 405 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:26,284 ♪ This funk that I've been stuck in ♪ 406 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:29,568 ♪ For a lifetime feels unshakable ♪ 407 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,533 ♪ I'm starting to believe ♪ 408 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:35,333 ♪ That I am the curse that's unbreakable ♪ 409 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:38,249 ♪ What magic power could come and set me ♪ 410 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,668 ♪ Free? ♪ 411 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,707 ♪ When the terrible tower I'm trapped in ♪ 412 00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,092 ♪ Is me? ♪ 413 00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:49,085 ♪ Is me ♪ 414 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,092 [inaudible] 415 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:54,104 ♪ 416 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:58,226 ♪ Sometimes, I tell myself I'm nothing ♪ 417 00:16:58,227 --> 00:17:01,147 ♪ That I matter not at all ♪ 418 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,316 ♪ The darkest foe I've ever met ♪ 419 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:06,685 ♪ Lives in the mirror on the wall ♪ 420 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,493 ♪ And it may sound like I'm complaining ♪ 421 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,318 ♪ But truth be told, I'm scared ♪ 422 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,794 ♪ That these feelings I'm containing ♪ 423 00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:17,745 ♪ Might just kill me if not shared ♪ 424 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,384 ♪ This funk that I've been stuck in ♪ 425 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:26,757 ♪ For a lifetime feels unshakable ♪ 426 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,585 ♪ I'm starting to believe ♪ 427 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:32,470 ♪ That I'm the curse that's unbreakable ♪ 428 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,389 ♪ What magic power could come and set me ♪ 429 00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,679 ♪ Free? ♪ 430 00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:40,853 ♪ When the terrible tower I'm trapped in ♪ 431 00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:43,403 ♪ Is me? ♪ 432 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:44,647 ♪ Is me... ♪ 433 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:45,898 ALL: Izzy! 434 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,989 Izzy! Come on, she's going this way. 435 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,237 [knocking] 436 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,541 Iz? We know you're there! It's us! 437 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:59,285 [knocking] MADISON: Hello? Please open up! 438 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,502 JULES: The concierge gave us a key, Izzy! We're coming in. 439 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,384 [all gasp] 440 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:08,377 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 441 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:19,269 Do you think she, like, took something? Who knows CPR? 442 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,766 I mean, I had to learn it in case Bruno choked on a Lego. 443 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,978 Okay, okay. 444 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:25,978 ♪ 445 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,073 [gasps] 446 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,237 [gasps] Oh, thank fuck! [gasps] Oh, thank God. You're okay. 447 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,606 What are you guys doing here? 448 00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:33,993 We were worried about you. 449 00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:35,783 Wh... 450 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,282 Why are you trying to make out with me? 451 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,754 Okay, that was CPR that I learned on YouTube. 452 00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:41,615 I mean, I probably should've taken a real class 453 00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,212 'cause I had no idea what I was doing there. 454 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:44,957 Yeah, you used tongue? 455 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,038 Look, you scared the shit out of us. 456 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:49,254 Yeah, we were worried you took a bunch of pills or something. 457 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:52,094 Oh god, no. I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 458 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,720 I was taking a deeply sad nap. 459 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,887 Izzy, what is going on? You're not acting like yourself. 460 00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,347 You lied, and you lied well. 461 00:18:58,347 --> 00:19:01,097 I know. Can't believe I pulled that off. 462 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,479 Should I get into politics? 463 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:04,726 The Alisons are trying to screw over Celeste 464 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,808 because they think Colin will give them money if they do. 465 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,323 Those bribetaking Barbies are not to be trusted. 466 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,896 I know, except they can't screw Celeste over 467 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,652 because she isn't lying. 468 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,994 But, those financial documents the Alisons were after? 469 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,290 Everything Celeste reported about Woöm is actually true. 470 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,325 We're pretty much broke. 471 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,958 But, wewe charge $200 for eyebrow brushes! 472 00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:27,667 They're just tiny combs! How is that possible? 473 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:30,248 Celeste has always said, "You gotta spend money to make money," 474 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:33,054 but I think she took it too far, and I'm pretty sure she only watched 475 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:35,588 the first half of the WeWork documentary. 476 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:38,642 That sculpture right by the front entrance? She spent 50K on it. 477 00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:42,023 The one we use as a coat rack? 478 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,765 Well, if there was nothing bad on the laptop, why did you give it to them? 479 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,017 I don't know. I guess it just sort of felt like a symbolic gesture 480 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,441 of me giving the fuck up. 481 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,529 I just get in a dark place sometimes. 482 00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:54,815 Can't believe I have to spend the rest of my life with myself. 483 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,610 Okay. Izzy, 484 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,283 we're here to snap you out of it. 485 00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:01,082 You better start being nicer to yourself, or I'm gonna fuck you up. 486 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,786 That's my best friend you're talking about. 487 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:05,076 Yeah. If you keep shitting on yourself, we'll all beat you up. 488 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,920 Because we love you. IZZY: Ugh, I am out of it. 489 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,126 You're right. 490 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,546 I'm sorry I lied to you guys. 491 00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:13,545 I hate keeping things from you. 492 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,717 MADISON: We all need to be honest with each other. 493 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:17,966 ♪ 494 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,388 Okay, well... 495 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,676 I'm not sure I'm ready for a girlfriend and a kid. 496 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,020 And I mean, if I'm not, then I can't do that to Bruno 497 00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:27,897 because I know what that feels like. I was that kid. 498 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,571 So, Ruby kind of imploded. 499 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,358 Like, scorched earthstyle. 500 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,607 Australia canceled, 501 00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:40,574 career getting on track canceled, 502 00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:43,294 friendship canceled. All of it. 503 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,581 [Jules sighs, clears throat] 504 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,174 I wanna quit my job. 505 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,044 Wait, what? 506 00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:55,378 The meeting I have to be back for tonight isn't for Woöm. 507 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,880 It's an interview for that digital media job at the museum. 508 00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,683 Whoa. Uh, 509 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,466 okay, I'm seeing we all had a lot to share. 510 00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:04,851 I'm really sorry I didn't listen to your Spidey senses. 511 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,394 I'm really sorry they were right. 512 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:10,062 I'm feeling a really strong urge to suggest a group hug. 513 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:12,152 Let's not do the whole bottleupourfeelings 514 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,977 andnottelleachotherthings ever again. 515 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,362 Yeah, who did we think we were? Men? 516 00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:19,526 Jules, we do have to get back to the private jet 517 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:21,870 if you wanna make it in time. Oh, wait a second. 518 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,695 Did you just say "private jet"? 519 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,700 Did you guys come to rescue me in a private jet? 520 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,042 Told you we loved you. 521 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,407 Okay, fuck it. I need the hug. 522 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:29,673 [laughter] 523 00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,544 Okay, bonding moment over. We have to go. 524 00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:33,883 IZZY: Okay. MADISON: Okay. 525 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,507 And who the fuck has a private jet? 526 00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:38,295 [slurred]: Can I please speak to your manager? 527 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,178 I mean, you have chicken. You have cheese. 528 00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:43,925 There's no reason room service can't make me an offthemenu quesadilla. 529 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:46,929 Seriously, my day has taken a turn that's, like, less than ideal. 530 00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:47,932 [mumbles] 531 00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:50,393 Guess you found out by now that Celeste wasn't lying. 532 00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:54,154 Um, it's really weird that you still pay for music on iTunes. 533 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:55,147 I know. 534 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,108 Do you have anything else you'd like to say to her? 535 00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:59,069 Like, "Sorry for being awful"? 536 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,454 [sighs] 537 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,744 I was just trying to be who the Alisons wanted me to be. 538 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:07,953 I know what it's like to wanna be anyone else other than yourself. 539 00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:09,583 I'm a fucking Karen. 540 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,077 Like, that's my real legal name. 541 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:16,211 But it doesn't mean you have to be an actual Karen, okay? 542 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,301 And trying to be an Allison by hurting 543 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:21,047 and manipulating people is not the answer. 544 00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:25,010 Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a private jet to catch. 545 00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:28,892 You guys are taking a PJ back to LA? Could I hop a ride? 546 00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:30,641 MADISON: Ha! Absolutely not. IZZY: Sorry. 547 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,772 But, enjoy Southwest. 548 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:37,066 God, I'm never making it to this 9:00 meeting. 549 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,525 By the time we land and drive downtown in traffic... 550 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,026 But, if you had a helicopter... 551 00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,279 She has a helicopter! 552 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,830 ♪ I'm mad at Disney, Disney, they tricked me ♪ 553 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,365 JULES: I think it's that building. 554 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:51,248 PILOT: Roger that, setting her down. JULES: I hope this is okay. 555 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,576 I'm not a member. 556 00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,921 ♪ I'm 20something, I still... ♪ 557 00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:56,287 JULES: Thanks, Pete! 558 00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:58,803 [helicopter whirring] 559 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,335 ♪ What I'm not ♪ 560 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:01,589 [beep] 561 00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:04,091 Made it. 562 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:06,222 ♪ 563 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:08,350 [helicopter whirring] 564 00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:10,467 ♪ 'Cause I felt sad love ♪ 565 00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:12,604 ♪ I felt bad love ♪ 566 00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:14,521 ♪ Sometimes happy love ♪ 567 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,860 ♪ Turns into giving up ♪ 568 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,935 ♪ I felt hurt love ♪ 569 00:23:18,941 --> 00:23:21,031 ♪ By the word love ♪ 570 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:23,196 ♪ Oh, what the hell is love ♪ 571 00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:26,315 ♪ Supposed to feel like? ♪ 572 00:23:26,323 --> 00:23:29,583 ♪ What the hell is love, what the hell is love ♪ 573 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,656 ♪ What the hell is love ♪ 574 00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:34,622 ♪ Supposed to feel like? ♪ 575 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:37,883 ♪ What the hell is love, what the hell is love ♪ 576 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:39,956 ♪ What the hell is love ♪ 577 00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:42,762 ♪ Supposed to feel like? ♪ 578 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,756 ♪ 579 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:52,894 ♪ I'm mad at Disney, Disney ♪ 580 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:55,771 ♪ They tricked me, tricked me, no more wishing ♪ 581 00:23:55,769 --> 00:23:59,359 ♪ On a shooting star ♪ 582 00:23:59,409 --> 00:24:03,959 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44066

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