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Next item is Friday's alumni dance.
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How's that progressing.
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I've emailed every former
student who's not in prison
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or jail, everyone remember
there's a difference.
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Our alumni are touchy about that.
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What's the difference?
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You go to jail if a cop doesn't like you.
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They can't send you to prison
without knowing you're poor.
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Do you believe half your own politics?
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- I'm still trying to find a good DJ.
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By which I mean figure out
what makes a DJ good, or bad,
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or different from a phone or laptop.
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Chang, how's it going with the
PowerPoint for the city council meeting?
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Good question.
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When you asked if I knew
PowerPoint, I said, yes.
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What did I really mean?
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These are yeses and nos in the chart.
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They appear to be the same.
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However,
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I think you'll find,
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that within some
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eggs is the truth.
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That should have been a dollar bill.
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But I'm no magician.
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I'm just a guy that knows PowerPoint.
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Okay, pushing that meeting.
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In other news, campuses across
the country including this area
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have been seeing a dramatic
rise in guerrilla marketing.
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Why did they need
marketing, they're amazing.
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That's guerrilla with a u.
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Got it.
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I'm talking about undercover
advertisers that blend in with the public
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while covertly marketing certain products.
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They can advertise things
without you knowing?
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Is that legal?
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It sounds like brain Windexing.
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It is legal.
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It's mostly harmless, but I
would like to protect some of our
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more impressionable students
from being unduly influenced.
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So if you see anything let the Dean know.
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Okay, don't freak out.
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Someone just told me that Honda
has released some kinda super
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vehicle called the Honda Fit.
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It's a small car with a big
personality that can handle anything
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life throws at you.
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Why am I standing here talking about it?
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I have to find a Honda
dealer, school is cancelled.
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The Honda Fit is happening.
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It's finally happening.
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I'm just going to give this school's
assets a quick freezy wheezy.
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Is this meeting over?
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I think so, but sometimes we
just hang out and say funny stuff.
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Have fun with that.
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Oh.
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Guys, do you feel like Elroy doesn't
like us as much as we like him and
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each other?
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He probably doesn't know his role yet.
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I mean, is he black Pierce, old Troy,
or Shirley without a giant purse?
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I haven't exactly been a whirlwind
of entertainment since Troy left.
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That's not true.
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It's not just me, you
guys have been boring too.
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Okay. I just gotta ask.
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What was so special about this Troy person?
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Did he own a rainbow?
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Was he the group's pharmacist?
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We don't like to talk about it.
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But you often do.
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I'm a problem solver give me information.
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I'll handle this.
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Troy was very gifted at steel drums.
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Steel drums.
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Interesting.
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Well, this has been a great meeting.
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I'm off.
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That won't pay off immediately,
but it's gonna pay off.
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And that Jeff, is the truth.
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Did you lose the egg you
put the dollar bill in?
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That's how it works?
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Britta.
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Remember that guy you were in love
with, but your love was torn asunder
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because he was the human incarnation
of a certain sandwich franchise?
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- Sub...
- Don't say it.
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Don't ever say that name
without compensation.
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I know how much that experience hurt you,
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which is why I'm warning you that
I just saw him in the parking lot.
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Aah!
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Breathe, the self destructive part
of you wants to run straight to him,
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but we need to be
smarter than that, right?
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Right.
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Thank you Annie.
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Now I have one more class, but if you
can wait 40 minutes I will meet you.
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Nuh-uh.
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See, I don't just fling
myself into the wild.
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The hub of a quality camping experience
is a safe and reliable generator.
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You know what, I'll talk
to you girls later, right.
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Stay inventive and enthusiastic.
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Thank you.
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Britta.
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- Sub...
- No, no, no, no, no, that's my sandwich name.
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I'm my own man now.
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I'm a free, reliable,
quality man, named Rick.
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Hi, Rick.
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Oh. That's for half of my heart.
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And that's for the other half.
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And this is for being the reason
there's two halves of my heart.
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Can you actually crouch down a
little bit 'cause you're taller than my
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instructor and I'm only a yellow belt.
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No, Britta, it took me this
long to gain my freedom.
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I never stopped thinking about you.
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And you touched me in ways no one ever has.
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Nice.
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I came back for you.
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You did?
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Hey, Rick.
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Look what I got.
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Oh. Great, Dean.
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Yeah.
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But where's your Honda Fit?
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Oh, I drive a CR-V.
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The Fit combines the efficiency of
a sub-compact with the versatility to
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take whatever life throws at you.
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Yeah! That's what you said!
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That's me!
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Can the CR-V not take
what life throws at it?
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Yeah, but the CR-V has
durability and storage.
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Okay, that makes sense.
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I bet my bank has a grace period.
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I'm going to get a CR-V!
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Are you guerrilla marketing for Honda?
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Shh!
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You're not allowed to know that.
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I'm useless to Honda, if anyone knows.
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Unbelievable.
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It's the same story all over again.
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I disagree.
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You know, I think it's a whole new story.
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I have a beard now and an identity.
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Selling Hondas is just my job.
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And they make great products
that I'd wanna sell anyway.
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So can you have a girlfriend?
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That's what I thought.
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Then, see you around as a friend.
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As friend, Britta,
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can I at least show you the CR-V's
easy fold-down 60-40 split rear seat?
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For 15 minutes.
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Then, friends for real.
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Great news.
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The steel drum thing paid off?
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We invited Elroy to meet us in
the study room for a game night.
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He said, yes.
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Yeah! Are you gonna play pretty
please, will you like us more?
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That'll warm him up.
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Better. In celebration of Elroy's
life peaking in the early 90s,
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The Ears Have It.
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The classic game of whose ears
you have, which ears have it, and
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whether you have those ears.
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We're work-shopping new hand shakes.
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You guys realize it's just
reinforcing his aloofness.
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If you want someone to like
you, you don't get to know them.
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You sit back and wait for
them to notice you're cool.
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What are you? 13?
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What's the age allowance
on The Ears Have It?
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Seven and up. Then I'm six.
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I must say, you've become
more reliable and durable.
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Mm-hm, I hope we could do this again.
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No, Rick, I want a normal relationship.
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I want to experience brunch in public.
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I want a non-financial
reason to text my parents.
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I want to tell another person how to dress.
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We can have a relationship, we just
have to follow a few simple rules.
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Rick?
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Are you in there?
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You have to hide.
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The windows are fogged over.
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Are you napping heavily?
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I can't hide forever.
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No, but you can hide in comfort.
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There's 35.2 cubic feet
of cargo space back here.
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Please, Britta.
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Dammit.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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Ta-da.
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Why choose, when you can Hond-oose.
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Oh, and that blower that
was just an impulse buy.
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Wow, Dean, you know, one
vehicle's enough for one person.
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I guess I know that in
my head, but I can't shake
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this fear of losing even one small
part of what Honda has to offer.
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My God, you're level seven susceptible.
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What?
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Nothing.
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- Nothing, I...
- Look, Rick, whatever that is, you can tell me.
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I'm on board.
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Yes.
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Yes, you are.
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Am I found in Africa?
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Yes, and San Diego, and The Bronx.
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A woman?
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Am I large?
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Am I elephant?
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I was thinking dolphin, but I knew
they didn't have ears because my dentist
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has a poster of one on the ceiling,
and I recently had a root canal.
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Hey, party people, I could hear
you all the way down the hall.
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We're playing The Ears Have It,
Chang's ahead by three pair.
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With an asterisk.
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I'm cheating.
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Hey, you can have my spot.
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I should, I should leave.
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Whoa.
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Oh, no, well, fun hanging
out with you Elroy.
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We know you have your choice of friends
and we thank you for choosing us.
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Easy choice to make.
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See, told ya.
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Elroy doesn't like us,
what are we gonna do?
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You guys are goofs.
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Yeah, we were silly.
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I got up to make nachos and
Elroy said, that was not-cho job.
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And we laughed.
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Then he made them for me.
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It was more than word play.
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It really wasn't my job in his eyes.
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I hadn't seen that side of him until now.
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He had a great time.
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Till Jeff showed up.
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- Oh!
- Maybe he just doesn't like Jeff.
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Okay, my deal.
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Boston rules.
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Two up, one down.
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Elf ears are wild, joker
ears are regular ears.
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Ears go cold once they're off the head.
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Rat ears are an automatic loss.
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No peeking, sniffing, or grunting,
and no asking do I have lobes.
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Chang's ahead by three pair.
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With an asterisk.
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It's not true, you know.
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Oh, it is. I cheat my
ass off at everything.
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I'm cheating at a game of
hide and seek right now.
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We weren't supposed to
leave the rec center.
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Okay, let's do this.
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Extra cards.
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Stupid sink!
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Every time!
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Mother.
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I hate.
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Oh.
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No rush.
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Hi. What do you need?
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A club soda please.
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How about a little something
in there to keep it company?
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What do you recommend?
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Well, scotch and soda is a classic.
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This one's okay.
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We just got this one in.
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It's got a pig on the bottle.
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But this one, this one's really good.
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Aged eight years.
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Smoky.
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From Scotland.
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A little pricier but worth it.
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00:10:33,804 --> 00:10:36,233
I drink this one when I've
got a reason to celebrate.
261
00:10:36,234 --> 00:10:37,493
Then I will take that one.
262
00:10:37,494 --> 00:10:40,023
I think I've got something to celebrate.
263
00:10:40,024 --> 00:10:40,870
Oh, yeah, what's that?
264
00:10:40,871 --> 00:10:42,119
She's good.
265
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,483
What are you doing here?
266
00:10:46,484 --> 00:10:49,683
Britta, this is my boss.
267
00:10:49,684 --> 00:10:50,863
From Honda?
268
00:10:50,864 --> 00:10:53,543
In public you'll refer to
us as Hilary from now on.
269
00:10:53,544 --> 00:10:54,084
Continue.
270
00:10:54,085 --> 00:10:57,743
There's a program we can be in,
where we covertly market as a team,
271
00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,463
we can be a couple in a
relationship in public.
272
00:11:00,464 --> 00:11:03,013
We can walk down the street holding hands.
273
00:11:03,014 --> 00:11:06,043
If I take a job tricking people
into buying things they don't want.
274
00:11:06,044 --> 00:11:09,533
Do you enjoy billboards
and commercials, Miss Perry?
275
00:11:09,534 --> 00:11:12,434
You mean shill-boards
and con-mercials?
276
00:11:13,544 --> 00:11:14,833
No, I don't.
277
00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:16,293
I detest them.
278
00:11:16,294 --> 00:11:19,403
They are unmanned bulldozers rolling
over everything in their path.
279
00:11:19,404 --> 00:11:21,833
What Rick does is surgical.
280
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:25,533
He finds that part of each life
that Honda can improve and
281
00:11:25,534 --> 00:11:29,383
gently bathes it in the most
helpful information possible.
282
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:32,593
I don't think you
understand how surgery works.
283
00:11:32,594 --> 00:11:33,883
I came in here to get a club soda.
284
00:11:33,884 --> 00:11:37,533
Right now, I am drinking probably,
the best Scotch I've had in years.
285
00:11:37,534 --> 00:11:38,534
Did you trick me?
286
00:11:39,194 --> 00:11:40,194
Am I suffering?
287
00:11:42,504 --> 00:11:43,504
Do you love this man?
288
00:11:45,634 --> 00:11:49,493
- I do.
- Then I pronounce you a highly influential couple.
289
00:11:49,494 --> 00:11:51,070
You may kiss your boyfriend.
290
00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:56,943
Wait, where'd he go?
291
00:11:56,944 --> 00:12:00,333
Whoa, that's not for us to understand.
292
00:12:00,334 --> 00:12:02,285
Well, okay, but he's right there.
293
00:12:12,286 --> 00:12:13,247
Hi, Todd.
294
00:12:13,247 --> 00:12:14,157
Hey guys.
295
00:12:14,158 --> 00:12:15,246
Mind if we sit with you?
296
00:12:15,247 --> 00:12:16,447
Oh, yeah, that would be great.
297
00:12:18,187 --> 00:12:21,446
I have to say, you guys
seem very happy together.
298
00:12:21,447 --> 00:12:22,776
Hm, we have our moments.
299
00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:25,256
I'm excited because we're
going antiquing this weekend.
300
00:12:25,257 --> 00:12:26,676
I love antiquing.
301
00:12:26,677 --> 00:12:28,536
Everything is so old.
302
00:12:28,537 --> 00:12:29,087
I like it too.
303
00:12:29,087 --> 00:12:30,057
You said you hated it.
304
00:12:30,058 --> 00:12:33,951
I hated finding these treasures and
not being able fit them in the car.
305
00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:35,577
Now I got a CR-V.
306
00:12:35,578 --> 00:12:37,081
CR-V? Yeah, Rick's new Honda.
307
00:12:37,082 --> 00:12:38,501
He won't shut up about it.
308
00:12:38,502 --> 00:12:40,011
Yeah, it's kind of a game changer.
309
00:12:40,012 --> 00:12:41,852
Certainly a sex life changer!
310
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:46,501
Sorry, for being obnoxious!
311
00:12:46,502 --> 00:12:47,282
So what you've been up to?
312
00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:48,993
I don't remember.
313
00:12:48,994 --> 00:12:51,142
CR-V you say?
314
00:12:51,143 --> 00:12:52,118
CR-V.
315
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,318
CR-V.
316
00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:57,457
You're amazing.
317
00:12:57,457 --> 00:12:58,297
You're amazing.
318
00:12:58,298 --> 00:12:59,616
Honda's amazing.
319
00:12:59,617 --> 00:13:01,406
I want you to meet my parents.
320
00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:02,407
Yes.
321
00:13:03,127 --> 00:13:04,127
Honda.
322
00:13:05,007 --> 00:13:06,266
Look, Britta's in love.
323
00:13:06,267 --> 00:13:06,797
Yup.
324
00:13:06,798 --> 00:13:08,816
He must be a very special young man.
325
00:13:08,817 --> 00:13:11,317
I bet they'll be together
for a very long time.
326
00:13:14,797 --> 00:13:18,977
Man you got him pegged, man, pegged.
327
00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:21,005
Hey Jeff.
328
00:13:21,006 --> 00:13:22,926
- Hey.
- Hey, here you can have my seat.
329
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:23,767
I'm just going to class.
330
00:13:23,768 --> 00:13:26,526
Oh, wait before you go, I
know you have every one of
331
00:13:26,527 --> 00:13:30,096
Natalie is Freezing CDs, but Abed
found some songs by them online
332
00:13:30,097 --> 00:13:32,666
that they did for a charity
album for homeless skateboarders.
333
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:39,237
Plastic doll parts, Wall
paper chrysalis, Weird blanket.
334
00:13:39,238 --> 00:13:40,332
I never heard these.
335
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,098
This is great, thanks.
336
00:13:42,099 --> 00:13:43,397
Hey.
337
00:13:43,398 --> 00:13:44,860
Stay away from that mechanic.
338
00:13:44,861 --> 00:13:46,381
Unless I need wrench made of licorice.
339
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:55,076
Oh, man, I'm, I'm sorry, it's inside joke.
340
00:13:55,077 --> 00:13:56,506
Man, I'm like a fart to that guy.
341
00:13:56,507 --> 00:13:57,672
He can't get away fast enough.
342
00:13:57,673 --> 00:14:01,327
What? No, I mean, maybe.
343
00:14:01,328 --> 00:14:04,306
What the hell happened at that ears
game that made him like you so much?
344
00:14:04,307 --> 00:14:06,396
A few brief moments of human vulnerability.
345
00:14:06,397 --> 00:14:07,736
Not really your wheelhouse.
346
00:14:07,737 --> 00:14:11,316
Oh, I'm sure you have detailed
files on human vulnerability, Abed.
347
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,146
- Whoa.
- Whoa, take a knee, man.
348
00:14:13,147 --> 00:14:13,727
He's right, Jeff.
349
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,936
If you want Elroy to like you, maybe
you need to put yourself out there.
350
00:14:16,937 --> 00:14:19,046
You mean bribe him?
351
00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:19,887
With gifts?
352
00:14:19,888 --> 00:14:22,933
Like your Natasha Freezes CD?
353
00:14:22,934 --> 00:14:23,816
Natalie is Freezing.
354
00:14:23,816 --> 00:14:24,723
Ugh.
355
00:14:24,724 --> 00:14:26,184
Natalie is Freezing.
356
00:14:26,185 --> 00:14:27,740
Ha.
357
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:28,854
Natalie is Freezing.
358
00:14:28,855 --> 00:14:29,412
Mm-hm.
359
00:14:29,412 --> 00:14:30,155
Natalie is Freezing.
360
00:14:30,156 --> 00:14:32,487
Natalie is Freezing. Natalie is Freezing.
361
00:14:34,453 --> 00:14:39,172
What is this?
362
00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:43,925
I don't know, I.
363
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,667
I don't know.
364
00:14:45,668 --> 00:14:46,990
Honda.
365
00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:48,082
The power of dreams.
366
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:51,526
Dean Pelton, I know how
susceptible you are to advertising.
367
00:14:51,527 --> 00:14:53,576
Would you say, I'm a
level seven susceptible.
368
00:14:53,577 --> 00:14:55,236
No, because why would I?
369
00:14:55,237 --> 00:14:57,196
Because that's moon man talk.
370
00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:01,862
You mentioned a new kid earlier,
who told you about the new Honda Fit.
371
00:15:01,863 --> 00:15:02,447
Rick.
372
00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:03,488
Britta's boyfriend?
373
00:15:03,489 --> 00:15:04,580
Yeah, but he's not.
374
00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:05,447
No.
375
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:06,989
He's a good man.
376
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:10,488
And he wouldn't secretly be working
for Honda, because when we first met
377
00:15:10,489 --> 00:15:13,377
he was secretly working for a
completely different company.
378
00:15:15,387 --> 00:15:18,008
Are you, I don't know how to,
379
00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:21,691
I have a rule about being constructive, so
380
00:15:21,692 --> 00:15:23,531
I can't ask any questions right now.
381
00:15:23,532 --> 00:15:26,380
Because all of the questions I
have right now are rhetorical and
382
00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:27,735
they end with the word idiot.
383
00:15:27,736 --> 00:15:30,184
Do you know what a rhetorical, no of
course you don't know what that is,
384
00:15:30,185 --> 00:15:31,185
you're an idiot.
385
00:15:31,977 --> 00:15:35,472
I'm sorry, I am so sorry.
386
00:15:35,473 --> 00:15:36,766
But you're so stupid.
387
00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:37,956
You have no idea.
388
00:15:37,957 --> 00:15:41,206
And you're the only one who
has no idea, because guess why?
389
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,186
Don't answer that, you'll get it wrong.
390
00:15:43,187 --> 00:15:44,177
So dumb.
391
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:47,086
You're just a dumb little man
who tries to destroy this school
392
00:15:47,087 --> 00:15:48,606
every minute.
393
00:15:48,607 --> 00:15:50,376
I am sorry.
394
00:15:50,377 --> 00:15:52,395
I'm so sorry.
395
00:15:56,099 --> 00:15:58,780
Oh it's okay.
396
00:15:58,781 --> 00:16:02,738
I mean it's not okay, but shh, shh, shh.
397
00:16:02,739 --> 00:16:04,991
Oh, so stupid.
398
00:16:04,992 --> 00:16:05,997
Oh shh, shh, shh.
399
00:16:07,747 --> 00:16:08,747
Such a dummy.
400
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:12,416
We are just so thrilled
that you brought a friend.
401
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:12,967
Thrilled.
402
00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:14,166
And, and it is friend then?
403
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,904
I mean is that the correct moniker?
404
00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:17,175
Boyfriend.
405
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,316
Hello.
406
00:16:18,317 --> 00:16:22,456
This is, well that's,
whoa, this is very exciting.
407
00:16:22,457 --> 00:16:25,926
Boy you could just blow me over
with one of those, sweetheart,
408
00:16:25,927 --> 00:16:28,816
you know what are the, you
remember at the Johnson's cabin, we...
409
00:16:28,817 --> 00:16:29,856
Feathers.
410
00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:31,556
You could blow me over with a feather.
411
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:32,656
Well, you have a lovely home.
412
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:33,826
I love this carpet.
413
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,564
Oh. It reminds me of the quality
floor mats in my Honda CR-V.
414
00:16:36,565 --> 00:16:38,986
Oh, come on sweetie, that's not necessary.
415
00:16:38,987 --> 00:16:41,626
You refer to your floor mats as quality,
416
00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:44,317
I've never heard that level
of floor mat enthusiasm.
417
00:16:45,407 --> 00:16:47,596
Should we be caring more
about our floor mats, George?
418
00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:49,546
I don't think we should
jump to conclusions, Deb.
419
00:16:49,547 --> 00:16:51,036
Just let the man finish his story.
420
00:16:51,037 --> 00:16:51,847
They're floor mats.
421
00:16:51,848 --> 00:16:52,886
That's the story.
422
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:53,996
Hey, what's this?
423
00:16:53,997 --> 00:16:54,957
What's that? Look all around.
424
00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:56,386
There's things all around us.
425
00:16:56,387 --> 00:16:57,456
Would you like to see a movie?
426
00:16:57,457 --> 00:16:58,896
We have one. What is it, George?
427
00:16:58,897 --> 00:17:01,066
It's a, it's the, The Aviator.
428
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,806
No, no, it, The Avatar.
429
00:17:02,807 --> 00:17:09,237
No thank you, that movie
is three hours of puke.
430
00:17:12,128 --> 00:17:15,390
Of course, Britta's joking.
431
00:17:15,391 --> 00:17:17,689
We enjoy Avatar very much.
432
00:17:17,690 --> 00:17:18,513
We do?
433
00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:21,466
Yes, it's an immensely popular movie.
434
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:23,247
Of course, we love it.
435
00:17:25,843 --> 00:17:28,366
How many alumni have responded?
436
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:29,057
Not many.
437
00:17:29,058 --> 00:17:31,296
But I think our current students
will show up for the degree raffle.
438
00:17:31,297 --> 00:17:32,686
How about we put the DJ over there?
439
00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:33,990
You're not gonna need a DJ.
440
00:17:33,991 --> 00:17:36,216
I've been saying that since the
invention of the shuffle button.
441
00:17:36,217 --> 00:17:39,876
I have booked a surprise
musical guest this evening.
442
00:17:39,877 --> 00:17:44,717
A little piece of 90s nostalgia
you might call Natalie is Freezing.
443
00:17:48,706 --> 00:17:50,346
Are you out of your damn mind.
444
00:17:50,347 --> 00:17:51,786
What? You know this band?
445
00:17:51,787 --> 00:17:53,476
You know damn well I do.
446
00:17:53,477 --> 00:17:56,317
Why do you always wha, what, what,
are you trying to get me to like you?
447
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,542
- No.
- Good, 'cause it ain't working.
448
00:17:59,543 --> 00:18:03,744
You weird, hair gelled, CPR dummy.
449
00:18:03,745 --> 00:18:04,745
It's pomade.
450
00:18:05,742 --> 00:18:10,199
As long as I'm up here, does
anyone want anything reached?
451
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,746
Hey, we're Natalie is Freezing.
452
00:18:12,747 --> 00:18:13,896
Oh, are you Natalie?
453
00:18:13,897 --> 00:18:16,556
I'm Julie. The name of the
band is Natalie is Freezing.
454
00:18:16,557 --> 00:18:18,826
Why would anyone in the band be Natalie?
455
00:18:18,827 --> 00:18:19,587
We're artists.
456
00:18:19,588 --> 00:18:20,856
Cool.
457
00:18:20,857 --> 00:18:22,736
So, our DJ was going to man
the frozen yogurt machine.
458
00:18:22,737 --> 00:18:23,846
Is that something you guys can handle?
459
00:18:23,847 --> 00:18:26,707
If you do need anything
reached, I've been practicing.
460
00:18:29,957 --> 00:18:31,438
We like Avatar?
461
00:18:31,439 --> 00:18:33,436
In public, yes.
462
00:18:33,437 --> 00:18:35,546
We like things most people like.
463
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,356
Our job isn't to alienate people.
464
00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:39,056
We're on the job with my parents?
465
00:18:39,057 --> 00:18:41,507
With everyone, everywhere, all the time.
466
00:18:42,547 --> 00:18:43,956
You wanted a relationship.
467
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:44,907
A real one.
468
00:18:44,908 --> 00:18:46,086
It's real.
469
00:18:46,087 --> 00:18:48,136
Do you not think, Honda
makes good products?
470
00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:48,967
Of course, I do.
471
00:18:48,968 --> 00:18:51,096
That's never been remotely in question.
472
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,946
But, why does that mean that I like Avatar?
473
00:18:52,947 --> 00:18:54,496
Because you're not a monster.
474
00:18:54,497 --> 00:18:57,676
Right, because people don't wanna
drive what a monster drives.
475
00:18:57,677 --> 00:18:59,516
Stop the Honda, Rick.
476
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:00,477
Do you hear me?
477
00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:05,382
Use a light press of your foot
to engage the highly responsive
478
00:19:05,383 --> 00:19:09,797
anti-lock brakes of this
incredible vehicle, now.
479
00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:12,216
I want to be with you, the real you.
480
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,199
This is me.
481
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,807
This is what I do.
482
00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:22,206
When I influence people to buy Honda
products, I feel God's pleasure.
483
00:19:22,207 --> 00:19:23,796
That's from Chariots of Fire.
484
00:19:23,797 --> 00:19:25,346
I love Chariots of Fire.
485
00:19:25,347 --> 00:19:26,347
So do I.
486
00:19:28,247 --> 00:19:30,734
Also we have to.
487
00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:34,016
Dammit Britta.
488
00:19:34,017 --> 00:19:35,017
Oops.
489
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,598
Oh man.
490
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:43,551
You people are everywhere.
491
00:19:43,552 --> 00:19:45,035
I was looking for a place to hide.
492
00:19:45,036 --> 00:19:46,951
Don't worry, I'm not gonna bother you.
493
00:19:48,577 --> 00:19:51,677
Okay then, give me a gin and tonic.
494
00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:59,652
Your friend Jeff booked Natalie
is Freezing for the dance.
495
00:19:59,653 --> 00:20:00,532
What?
496
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,032
Tonight? We gotta go!
497
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,241
Why aren't you excited?
498
00:20:03,242 --> 00:20:05,990
I used to date her.
499
00:20:05,991 --> 00:20:07,198
Natalie?
500
00:20:07,199 --> 00:20:08,656
Her name is Julie.
501
00:20:08,657 --> 00:20:09,782
Why would the band's name be her name?
502
00:20:09,783 --> 00:20:10,449
She's an artist.
503
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,656
We've listened to them together.
504
00:20:11,657 --> 00:20:13,900
You never said anything about this.
505
00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:18,776
She messed me up, she
messed me up pretty good.
506
00:20:20,361 --> 00:20:21,111
Here's to forgetting.
507
00:20:21,112 --> 00:20:22,130
Not gonna toast to that.
508
00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:23,520
Well, then forget you too.
509
00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:24,530
Give me a break.
510
00:20:24,531 --> 00:20:25,610
That's the whole problem.
511
00:20:25,611 --> 00:20:28,720
Everybody's in such a rush to
protect themselves from each other.
512
00:20:28,721 --> 00:20:33,359
Sure. Yes, you gotta defend
your castle, but you also gotta.
513
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,800
What's that thing that castles have?
514
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:36,361
Walls?
515
00:20:36,362 --> 00:20:37,490
- Come on.
- A moat?
516
00:20:37,491 --> 00:20:39,550
It goes over the moat, goes over the moat.
517
00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:42,220
Enemy knights, cavalry, arrows?
518
00:20:42,221 --> 00:20:42,831
No, come on. Stop it.
519
00:20:42,831 --> 00:20:43,831
It goes like this.
520
00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:45,471
Alligators?
521
00:20:45,472 --> 00:20:46,530
No, it's one thing.
522
00:20:46,531 --> 00:20:47,461
It's mechanical.
523
00:20:47,462 --> 00:20:48,510
One mechanical alligator?
524
00:20:48,511 --> 00:20:49,910
Are you screwing with me?
525
00:20:49,911 --> 00:20:51,460
I don't even know what the
hell you're talking about.
526
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:52,880
It's one mechanical thing.
527
00:20:52,881 --> 00:20:53,771
It goes over the moat.
528
00:20:53,771 --> 00:20:54,741
It goes like this.
529
00:20:54,741 --> 00:20:55,401
A catapult!
530
00:20:55,402 --> 00:20:56,730
- Aah!
- Oh, Jesus!
531
00:20:56,731 --> 00:20:57,421
What, what are you doing?
532
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,840
Britta.
533
00:20:58,841 --> 00:20:59,841
I love you.
534
00:21:00,401 --> 00:21:01,530
I'm gonna quit Honda.
535
00:21:01,531 --> 00:21:04,470
I'll get a job, I, I, I don't know.
536
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,421
What do regular people do?
537
00:21:05,422 --> 00:21:07,570
Well they buy things.
538
00:21:07,571 --> 00:21:08,720
I'll do that.
539
00:21:08,721 --> 00:21:09,471
For me?
540
00:21:09,471 --> 00:21:10,301
No, for Honda.
541
00:21:10,301 --> 00:21:11,301
Yes, for you.
542
00:21:12,591 --> 00:21:15,511
Normally I would give you a hard time,
but I don't wanna be like this guy.
543
00:21:17,431 --> 00:21:18,041
Wait you're coming.
544
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:19,026
- I'm coming to you.
- You're coming over?
545
00:21:19,026 --> 00:21:19,735
Okay.
546
00:21:19,735 --> 00:21:20,526
Do you?
547
00:21:20,527 --> 00:21:22,026
Okay that seems like really the hard way.
548
00:21:22,027 --> 00:21:23,867
Okay wait, watch out for the split there.
549
00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:24,487
Okay.
550
00:21:24,487 --> 00:21:25,487
Hold on.
551
00:21:26,442 --> 00:21:27,151
Hold on to me!
552
00:21:27,151 --> 00:21:28,151
Oh my god.
553
00:21:29,943 --> 00:21:33,149
Oh, wow, what do we do now?
554
00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:34,484
My school's having a dance tonight.
555
00:21:34,485 --> 00:21:35,901
My favorite band is playing.
556
00:21:35,902 --> 00:21:36,859
Let's go!
557
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:37,901
Okay!
558
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:43,526
A drawbridge, a drawbridge!
559
00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:55,026
You need a drawbridge.
560
00:22:04,776 --> 00:22:06,460
It's Elroy's favorite band too.
561
00:22:06,461 --> 00:22:09,940
I once, I once hallucinated one
of their music videos in his RV.
562
00:22:09,941 --> 00:22:10,761
That's weird.
563
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:12,700
No, the Dean can't
introduce the band tonight.
564
00:22:12,701 --> 00:22:15,210
He's in his office deciding
what kind of vehicles to buy for
565
00:22:15,211 --> 00:22:16,560
the athletic department.
566
00:22:16,561 --> 00:22:18,360
Yeah, he needs a whole fleet.
567
00:22:18,361 --> 00:22:20,480
That's right a fleet of vehicles.
568
00:22:20,481 --> 00:22:22,150
He just needs to pick a model of car.
569
00:22:22,151 --> 00:22:23,041
He's in his office.
570
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,941
- Did you hear that?
- Yes, I heard it, Rick, but we're out of the game.
571
00:22:25,942 --> 00:22:27,170
Not yet.
572
00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:28,240
We can leave on a high.
573
00:22:28,241 --> 00:22:30,920
The Dean is a level
seven susceptible, Britta.
574
00:22:30,921 --> 00:22:33,060
It's a once-in-a-lifetime
feeling, you won't believe it.
575
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,640
I do believe it, but I don't need it.
576
00:22:34,641 --> 00:22:35,880
Do you?
577
00:22:35,881 --> 00:22:38,570
I'll just do this one last
job, then we'll be free.
578
00:22:43,109 --> 00:22:44,109
Be right back.
579
00:22:47,067 --> 00:22:49,942
Guess I'm a level seven susceptible too.
580
00:23:07,693 --> 00:23:10,191
Why do they assume somebody
is named Natalie in the band?
581
00:23:10,192 --> 00:23:11,525
It, it like happens all the time.
582
00:23:11,526 --> 00:23:13,067
Like, remember we were in Syracuse?
583
00:23:15,442 --> 00:23:16,401
Elroy?
584
00:23:16,402 --> 00:23:19,733
Julie, you messed me up.
585
00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:21,800
You came after me because
I wasn't interested.
586
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,680
You got me interested, and I fell hard.
587
00:23:23,681 --> 00:23:25,391
Then you got bored and destroyed me.
588
00:23:27,251 --> 00:23:31,180
And I've been afraid to love anybody
for 20 years since, but not anymore.
589
00:23:31,181 --> 00:23:34,020
Okay. I still love you, but I'm
not gonna keep on hurting others,
590
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,021
just because you hurt me.
591
00:23:35,961 --> 00:23:36,691
Fine.
592
00:23:36,692 --> 00:23:37,733
Fine.
593
00:23:37,734 --> 00:23:42,370
That's you. That's my impression
of you, you jaded hipster a-hole.
594
00:23:42,371 --> 00:23:43,371
I still love your music.
595
00:23:45,221 --> 00:23:46,221
Have a great gig.
596
00:23:46,811 --> 00:23:49,150
Elroy, I'm tired of playing this game.
597
00:23:49,151 --> 00:23:54,365
I like you and I want you to like me.
598
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,317
Okay.
599
00:23:55,318 --> 00:23:57,025
You're a good guy, Jeff Winger.
600
00:23:57,026 --> 00:23:58,733
You and I are gonna be friends.
601
00:23:58,734 --> 00:23:59,900
Okay, great, whatever.
602
00:23:59,901 --> 00:24:01,650
I love you.
603
00:24:01,651 --> 00:24:02,858
I love you.
604
00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:05,233
I love you.
605
00:24:05,234 --> 00:24:05,901
I love you.
606
00:24:05,901 --> 00:24:06,442
I love you.
607
00:24:06,443 --> 00:24:07,858
I love you.
608
00:24:07,859 --> 00:24:08,484
I love you.
609
00:24:08,485 --> 00:24:10,609
I love you.
610
00:24:16,151 --> 00:24:21,750
Sorry, Britta.
611
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:25,720
Britta, did you know your boyfriend
was guerrilla marketing for Honda?
612
00:24:25,721 --> 00:24:29,011
I knew he represented
something I wanted to buy.
613
00:24:30,091 --> 00:24:31,590
I did good, Frankie.
614
00:24:31,591 --> 00:24:32,890
Didn't I do good?
615
00:24:32,891 --> 00:24:35,191
Yes, good Dean.
616
00:24:35,192 --> 00:24:36,316
Smart Dean.
617
00:24:36,317 --> 00:24:37,733
Mm-hm.
618
00:24:37,734 --> 00:24:40,108
He'll be fine.
619
00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:41,734
But he can never come back here.
620
00:24:41,735 --> 00:24:43,026
I understand.
621
00:24:47,942 --> 00:24:51,650
Of course if, you want to come with us.
622
00:24:51,651 --> 00:24:54,525
Because you are good.
623
00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:56,573
I had nothing to do with it.
624
00:24:56,574 --> 00:24:59,948
The 2015 Honda CR-V sells itself.
625
00:24:59,949 --> 00:25:05,324
That's why it's this year's Motor
Trend Sport Utility of the Year.
626
00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:20,808
Oh my, where did he go?
627
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,999
Thank you.
628
00:25:26,228 --> 00:25:27,043
Thank you.
629
00:25:27,044 --> 00:25:29,315
I know all of you know this next one.
630
00:25:31,219 --> 00:25:33,180
Pillar of Garbage, woo!
631
00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:39,489
Moonlight, bleeding
glass and healing needles,
632
00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:43,094
amputated hearts are never whole.
633
00:25:43,095 --> 00:25:44,719
I think this song is about me.
634
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,136
Too bright.
635
00:25:46,137 --> 00:25:47,074
Or heroin.
636
00:25:47,075 --> 00:25:52,012
- Who cares?
- Dreaming as the screaming seagulls feed on parts
637
00:25:52,013 --> 00:25:56,168
of me I keep below, oh, oh, Orion.
638
00:25:56,169 --> 00:25:59,761
Take off your belt and let
me go where you've been.
639
00:25:59,762 --> 00:26:06,262
I'm flying overhead the
buffalo are falling dead inside.
640
00:26:06,263 --> 00:26:13,020
Eternity it was you and me, how
sweet it'd be, my wandering star.
641
00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:35,762
So now I ask a question.
642
00:26:35,763 --> 00:26:37,242
Mom does, we answer it.
643
00:26:37,243 --> 00:26:37,883
What am I?
644
00:26:37,884 --> 00:26:39,592
A rabbit. Obviously you can't do that,
645
00:26:39,593 --> 00:26:41,942
obviously you can't ask what you are.
646
00:26:41,943 --> 00:26:43,258
Mom, change your ears. Okay, sweetie.
647
00:26:43,259 --> 00:26:46,072
Well, you didn't say that before.
648
00:26:46,073 --> 00:26:47,692
Dad, ask Mom a question about your ears.
649
00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:48,802
I can't see my ears.
650
00:26:48,803 --> 00:26:49,842
That's why you're asking.
651
00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:51,222
Okay. Deb, what are my ears?
652
00:26:51,223 --> 00:26:51,783
No.
653
00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:52,842
Like, am I an animal?
654
00:26:52,843 --> 00:26:53,892
Well, yes.
655
00:26:53,893 --> 00:26:56,052
You are, and so are you.
656
00:26:56,053 --> 00:26:58,509
Britta, whatever happened to Rick?
657
00:26:58,510 --> 00:26:59,589
Oh my God.
658
00:26:59,590 --> 00:27:01,032
Okay, okay.
659
00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:02,452
Ships in the night I guess.
660
00:27:02,453 --> 00:27:03,792
Why would you ask that?
661
00:27:03,793 --> 00:27:05,962
I came over here, because
Rick and I broke up.
662
00:27:05,963 --> 00:27:08,702
I know that. I just thought
maybe something had changed.
663
00:27:08,703 --> 00:27:09,902
While I was sitting here?
664
00:27:09,903 --> 00:27:12,122
Well you know these days with all the apps.
665
00:27:12,123 --> 00:27:13,524
Play the game.
666
00:27:13,525 --> 00:27:16,659
All right, which friend
of ours collects me?
667
00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:18,238
Joann Schunbucker.
668
00:27:18,239 --> 00:27:19,225
I'm elephant.
669
00:27:19,225 --> 00:27:19,818
Yes.
670
00:27:19,818 --> 00:27:20,664
How in the hell did you...
671
00:27:20,664 --> 00:27:21,454
Am I an animal?
672
00:27:21,455 --> 00:27:24,042
Not by a long shot.
673
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,794
Do I work in your office?
674
00:27:26,795 --> 00:27:27,375
Mom.
675
00:27:27,376 --> 00:27:30,102
Nathan, in accounts receivable,
not his first wife but second wife,
676
00:27:30,103 --> 00:27:31,658
the one that made cake for Memorial Day.
677
00:27:31,659 --> 00:27:32,784
Am I Mr Spock.
678
00:27:32,785 --> 00:27:35,733
Yes you are, that's it. I love this game.
679
00:27:35,734 --> 00:27:38,028
- I know.
- This is fun.
680
00:27:38,029 --> 00:27:39,029
Oh.
681
00:27:39,773 --> 00:27:45,551
I think we did something wrong.
682
00:27:45,552 --> 00:27:47,526
I know we did, Deb.
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