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Dammit!
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Come on.
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Oh, Elroy!
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Elroy, hey.
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- Computer no worky.
- Please don't do that.
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- Computer no worky.
- Did you forget your password again?
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Pelton, I can't keep track of all
the parakeets you had growing up.
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This is different.
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No matter what I do, I get the same error.
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Which one?
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You have been owned by Elite Fleet 69.
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Our hacks are all up in your systems.
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I'm not bothering to pronounce them,
but there are a lot of z's being used.
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Oh, crap.
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What?
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Is there another Mask movie coming out?
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- The school's been hacked.
- What?
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- How can we stop it?
- It's too late, it's happened.
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No parlo hablo too late at Greendale Elroy.
There's always something that can be done.
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You know I, I wasn't
gonna say anything but.
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You could cut the
hardline at the mainframe.
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Hardline.
Mainframe.
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To the mainframe!
To the mainframe!
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Cut the hardline.
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- You were being sarcastic?
- Yeah, but you should look at this.
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Cancel your offensive performance.
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You know the one we mean.
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We have all your information.
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If you do not cancel this hateful comedy
show, you will taste our power in this way.
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- There's a link.
- Don't click it.
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Oh, what, the green skull
will give me a virus?
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My God.
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It's the lunch lady's emails.
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It's all the lunch lady's emails.
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Which lunch lady?
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The hot one?
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You mean the one who serves the hot food?
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Mmm, that's the one.
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Please tell me you guys aren't
sitting there reading the lunch lady's
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leaked e-mails.
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No one here could ever do that, not
even in shifts, it's decades of data.
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I'm reading the Greendale Gazette's
highlights of the lunch lady's e-mails.
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I found a torrent of all the
highlights if you don't want to wait for
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the ads to load.
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Abed, that's stealing.
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Those ads are there so
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the Gazette can pay people to go
through the lunch lady's email.
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Not to get too liberal,
but once they're online,
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does anyone really own
the lunch lady's emails?
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That's why the future of the
internet is branded content.
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WazzleDazzle.com has got five Bacardi
cocktails inspired by the lunch
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lady's most embarrassing secrets.
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Ooh.
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You guys are violating her privacy.
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I'm pretty sure the
media's doing that, Britta.
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We're just reading the news.
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The police are here, about
our computers being hacked.
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Hi, guys.
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I see a few familiar faces here.
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A few new ones, as well.
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No, just gonna keep the cop you've
known for five years at arms length?
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I get it.
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What have you boys been able to figure out?
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Don't call us boys.
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And it's a unique case,
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because it's hard to decide
what laws are being broken.
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Unless you count the lunch lady's sex life.
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Thanks, thanks a lot.
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Anyway, our city does have a
cyber-crime division, but it's well,
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it's pretty new.
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Any leads?
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Officer Warburton.
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I want McDonald's.
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Wants.
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McDonald's.
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Some of you probably can't
see from where you're sitting.
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It's literally a child in an
adult sized police uniform.
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It's cute, but it doesn't
help our situation.
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So what do we make of the demands?
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Well we were able to
find out a little more.
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This message was posted
online and signed, The Hackers.
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And we assume it's legit because
well, that's just where we're at.
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Greendale, cancel the performance
of the terrorist comedian
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Gupta Gupti Gupta, who seeks to
spread hatred with his hateful comedy.
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You guys booked Gupta Gupti Gupta?
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$700.
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Oh my God, Dean, he's
renowned for his racist act.
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How can he be racist?
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Listen to his name.
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Well, the message says if you don't
cancel his performance, what happened
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to the lunch lady's gonna happen to
everyone on the activities committee.
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Ha.
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We don't have a...
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Oh, God, that's us.
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Ha!
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So, what do we do?
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That's up to the school.
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Though I'm just a cop, born in a
small town, raised in the heartland,
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but I say cancel the performance, and
give the government the sweeping powers
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it needs to detect and eliminate
people before they turn into hackers.
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Think that's all I've got.
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How's everything otherwise?
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Stoked for avengers,
avengers, avengers, avengers?
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I hear Marvel got really
hands on this time,
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they really pinned in Joss Whedon
creatively, so how can that go wrong?
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Okay, see ya.
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I guess I'm gonna call
a press conference and
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announce the comedy is cancelled.
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Wait hold on.
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What's that?
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Do your thing, inspire them.
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To do what?
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To rise to the occasion.
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To not let these hackers push us around.
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Don't you guys think that
we have an obligation here?
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The cop says no.
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Well the cops say that your car
trunk has something to do with 9/11.
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They're not philosophers,
they're crossing guards with guns.
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This is on us as a committee.
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The eyes of the world...
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Are within hundreds of miles of this room.
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Okay, how about the
eyes of something bigger?
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Aren't you an atheist?
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Don't you hate this government?
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Are you even planning on
going to see this comic?
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Yes, pretty much and of course
not, I was planning to protest him.
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But I can't believe
I'm the one saying this.
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For God sakes, we're freaking Americans.
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We're talking about freedom of
speech, it's the amendment so
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important it's literally the
first one they remembered to add.
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For white people.
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With penises.
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We prefer to be called people
without color or vaginas.
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Look, I know some things
have gotten too simple and
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other things have gotten too
complicated, but we still have a legacy
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and a job in this country.
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We're the colony so high
maintenance the British gave up.
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We're so obnoxious the
French sent us a statue.
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Nobody tells us to shut up.
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And yes, I know that our wealth
is no longer distributed, and yes,
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our democracy has been hijacked and
turned into a puppet show about two
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fake parties that are controlled
by a cartel of monopolies, and
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yes, if our votes had any
real power they'd be illegal.
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Britta! Freedom of speech acknowledged.
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Trust us.
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Cancel the show and you cancel people.
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Might as well bring dinosaurs back.
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What? Let her finish.
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Britta, you saw what they
did to the lunch lady.
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You wanna guess how much
better my emails are?
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You want me to call a press
conference and say, now do me?
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No, I'll do it.
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Let them leak me.
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I'm not letting you do this alone.
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Screw it.
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I'm in.
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Someone has to be the last to stand
up, and now that someone isn't me.
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I kinda zoned out and assume
we're standing to go see Avengers.
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These guys are giving hackers a bad name.
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And hacker is already such a dumb name.
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I'm not an idealist, I'm a pragmatist.
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And it's never pragmatic
to piss you guys off.
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So, fine.
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You guys.
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This is so inspiring.
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I guess, just let me know how it goes.
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No matter what happens I'm with you,
but don't tell anyone I'm with you.
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If you do, I'll deny it, but
I'm with you here and now.
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Not literally here and
now, right now I'm leaving,
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but I will always have
been with you secretly.
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Bye.
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The performance by Gupta Gupti
Gupta will go on as scheduled tomorrow
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night, and we encourage anyone who
believes in freedom to attend Mr.
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Gupta's performance.
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Although, as a woman, and someone
with many Jewish and black friends,
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I will be deeply offended.
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I'm petitioning to have Mr. Gupta
banned from all campuses across America.
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But, one thing at a time.
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First, freedom of speech does not
just apply to speech you want to hear.
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Case in point, am I right?
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Definitely get my good side, right here.
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Mm.
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Oh, I'm being censored!
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I'm being censored!
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Anyway, there's coffee
and scotch in the corner.
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Screw the hackers and long live Greendale!
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Yeah.
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All right, I'll see you guys at
sound check in the cafeteria tomorrow.
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And there is a good chance that
we are going to be targeted, so
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nobody gets on the internet tonight.
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What do we say?
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No peeking at the leaking.
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Promise, promise, promise?
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Okay.
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Jeff.
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Mm.
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Thank you for backing me up, a little.
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Well, you turned into the
path of least resistance.
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Deflect all you want, but you're putting
your ass one the line for an ideal.
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Well, maybe a fraction of
a butt cheek on the line.
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It's not like I used that stupid
Greendale email for anything
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but porn subscriptions and
improv show mailing lists.
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What makes you think it's only your
Greendale email they'll be leaking?
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Because they hacked Greendale.
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Do you have a computer in your office?
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Yes.
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Do you check your emails on that computer?
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Uh-huh.
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You look at boobies on it?
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One time.
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They got it.
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They got everything.
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It's Vietnam now, baby.
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It's Vietnam!
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Anyways, like I said, thanks.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Girls.
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Frankie.
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Francesca.
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Word around school is our
emails have been leaked.
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Is that so?
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Oh, the first you've heard of it?
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I guess I heard some rumblings.
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Hm, rumblings.
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Hm. Hm.
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Hello, Jeff.
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Hello, Jeff.
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Jeff Winger.
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Annie.
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Britta.
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Frankie.
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I hear the hackers leaked our emails.
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Yeah. Something like that.
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Should we help set up chairs?
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Sure.
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Something was wrong with that one.
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Bad chair.
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Hi, how's everybody doing?
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I asked a damn question.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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New look.
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I'm glad you like it.
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I'd hate to think my wardrobe wasn't
passing muster with this group.
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So here I am in a brand new outfit
with an up-to-the-minute shirt.
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Okay.
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I'm not usually the best at
non-verbal cues, so I have to ask,
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is it possible that everyone here but me
read all of each other's leaked emails?
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No. Absolutely not.
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It's possible.
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I read it all.
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I read all your crap.
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I have read everything you guys
have ever wrote about me in an email.
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And you guys are the
worst people in the world.
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Screw you guys.
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Not cool.
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Mean, mean, mean.
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Point it at me and I will eat it!
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What?
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I will bite your little
finger off and I will eat it!
262
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Then, let's see you type more
descriptions of my Houseguest-era Sinbad
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wardrobe.
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Ah-ha.
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That's a direct quote from a
really mean email I wrote about him.
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So now who's the bad guy?
267
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Okay. How much of the
leak did each of you read?
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I have a right to fit in!
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Okay, stop it! Stop it!
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Why don't we all just admit that we...
271
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I'm not admitting it.
272
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Oh, Annie, get over it.
273
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Come on.
274
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You had my blood tested for amphetamines?
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You were extra jumpy last spring.
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We had to double check to be safe.
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I don't think I'm jumpy enough
if my friends can steal my blood.
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Oh, you gave it to us.
279
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For that human genome project?
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We only used half of it for that.
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By the way, you're one percent Neanderthal.
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Ew.
283
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How can you judge anyone,
light switch licker?
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Like this, ew.
285
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You guys hear that sound?
286
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That is the sound of the hackers winning.
287
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Our school's out there right now,
pawing through our dirty laundry,
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laughing at us, waiting
to see what we're gonna do,
289
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waiting to see who wins in the
battle between terror and cool.
290
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We got to be cool, man.
291
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We got to be cool.
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And set up for a show.
293
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Abed, if you wouldn't mind
please checking the sound system.
294
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No problem.
295
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Unless you're too busy
telling your girlfriend I
296
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don't understand Donnie Darko.
297
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Annie. I'm cool.
298
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I'll set up the box office.
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Oh, or will me opening a box
office unfairly influence wagers
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in your betting pool
about my sexual preference?
301
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,590
We saw this one coming,
and we are so sorry.
302
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Oh, that cuts it.
303
00:13:55,531 --> 00:13:58,100
The word sorry fills that
crater right to the brim, yeah.
304
00:13:58,101 --> 00:13:59,101
Oh, boo hoo.
305
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Your friends are curious
about your night life.
306
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We kept it among friends.
307
00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:08,820
You told human resources I
was a functional alcoholic.
308
00:14:08,821 --> 00:14:11,770
I am required to file a
report on every teacher, and
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if you throw another
tantrum I will revise yours.
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To what? Non-lethal murderer?
311
00:14:16,661 --> 00:14:18,820
Armless javelin thrower?
312
00:14:18,821 --> 00:14:21,670
What in your unqualified,
buzzword-bloated,
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little red school house of a
brain is a functional alcoholic?
314
00:14:25,851 --> 00:14:28,390
What in your brain is a chapstick lesbian?
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To me, 300 bucks.
316
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Unless you care to refute it.
317
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My sexuality is of zero concern
to my job and to everyone here.
318
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I swear, if you people were
trapped on a tiger-infested island
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with no food or water, you would
judge every ship that came to save you.
320
00:14:44,831 --> 00:14:47,790
How does the tigers survive
without food or water?
321
00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:49,760
Oh, it's not cute, Annie.
322
00:14:49,761 --> 00:14:51,195
And I read your entry in the pool.
323
00:14:51,196 --> 00:14:54,657
Was your goal to win or just be disgusting?
324
00:14:54,658 --> 00:14:56,868
I had to pick last.
325
00:14:56,869 --> 00:15:00,274
Yeah, well, we all read about
ourselves in your weirdly long,
326
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:04,330
melodramatic emails to your sister,
who you might notice never responds.
327
00:15:04,331 --> 00:15:05,530
Take a hint.
328
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:06,531
She's dead.
329
00:15:10,004 --> 00:15:14,720
I pretend to write her
emails as a journaling device.
330
00:15:14,721 --> 00:15:17,780
You wretched, evasive little gremlin.
331
00:15:17,781 --> 00:15:22,420
Okay, why don't we just
call that rock bottom.
332
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Check one, check two.
333
00:15:22,975 --> 00:15:25,307
Check one, check two.
334
00:15:25,308 --> 00:15:29,599
Well, well, well, it looks like Jeff
Winger auto-paid his car insurance and
335
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,060
Annie's book club has a meeting tomorrow.
336
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:35,030
Where do you guys find the bad stuff?
337
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:40,022
Maybe, maybe what we all need to
do here is have everyone in the room
338
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address and own one thing
that they know is out there.
339
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,390
No blame, no shame.
340
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Just an explanation.
341
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:47,060
I'll start.
342
00:15:47,061 --> 00:15:49,380
Now, I'm sure by now, you've all
seen the emails between me and
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the Patterson family of Herndon, Virginia.
344
00:15:51,911 --> 00:15:52,880
Not me. No.
345
00:15:52,881 --> 00:15:56,303
I received their first letter
as part of a family email chain,
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Christmas of 2007.
347
00:15:57,594 --> 00:15:58,610
I don't think you owe us.
348
00:15:58,611 --> 00:16:01,960
Although, I, I didn't
understand why they'd written me.
349
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,680
I responded politely.
350
00:16:03,681 --> 00:16:06,710
When I realized they had somehow
mistaken me for their cousin.
351
00:16:06,711 --> 00:16:10,130
For some reason, I
suppose it was loneliness,
352
00:16:10,131 --> 00:16:13,180
I simply failed to disabuse
them of that notion.
353
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:13,870
Well, that's...
354
00:16:13,871 --> 00:16:17,763
I've come to love Barb and
George, and Gelson and Roselle.
355
00:16:17,764 --> 00:16:21,182
And even Uncle Paul with all his flaws.
356
00:16:21,183 --> 00:16:24,620
And even though our relationship
is based on a lie, for me it's.
357
00:16:27,623 --> 00:16:29,625
One of the realest, I'll ever know.
358
00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:30,969
Mm.
359
00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:35,358
I hope you don't think by explaining
that, you're off the hook for
360
00:16:35,359 --> 00:16:40,136
the 3D models you've been making of
our bodies without our permission.
361
00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:43,100
That's what those photos were for?
362
00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:45,670
I'm making a game about
lady time travelers.
363
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,730
Where in your pants?
364
00:16:47,731 --> 00:16:49,050
That's pretty creepy, Elroy.
365
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,260
Oh, you guys are so suave.
366
00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:52,490
You're such gentlemen.
367
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:56,470
You and Chang have a daily
email chain ranking Annie and
368
00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:57,880
Britta one and two.
369
00:16:57,881 --> 00:17:02,003
By which you mean, Chang emails me
rankings every day and I don't respond.
370
00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:05,869
Except for February 7th, 2013.
371
00:17:05,870 --> 00:17:08,080
Chang, Britta is one, Annie is two.
372
00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:10,291
Jeff, ha, yeah.
373
00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:12,293
Jeff, gross.
374
00:17:12,294 --> 00:17:16,890
And Britta, way to instantly memorize
the exact date of your big victory.
375
00:17:16,891 --> 00:17:20,450
Hey, silver and gold,
ladies, ain't no losers there.
376
00:17:20,451 --> 00:17:22,590
Okay, I think we're losing
sight of what's important.
377
00:17:22,591 --> 00:17:24,710
Says the woman suing her father for $80.
378
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,110
Tell it to your fake family.
379
00:17:27,111 --> 00:17:30,560
Have you made any creepy
boob models of Jezel yet?
380
00:17:30,561 --> 00:17:32,310
Jezel is like a daughter to me.
381
00:17:32,311 --> 00:17:36,120
But arguably more like a
daughter to her parents.
382
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,710
Didn't you have your own family?
383
00:17:38,711 --> 00:17:40,571
Oh, go write an astronaut.
384
00:17:40,572 --> 00:17:42,280
Oh, did anyone see Jeff's letters?
385
00:17:42,281 --> 00:17:43,281
He writes to astronauts.
386
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,370
Talk about creepy.
387
00:17:45,371 --> 00:17:46,600
They're national heroes!
388
00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:47,286
Yes, they are!
389
00:17:47,287 --> 00:17:48,245
Leave them alone.
390
00:17:48,246 --> 00:17:49,955
Ooh, this I gotta see.
391
00:17:49,956 --> 00:17:51,332
You know, what I don't want to see?
392
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:54,915
Your exchanges with your life coach
about the study group when we were
393
00:17:54,916 --> 00:17:55,760
dating.
394
00:17:55,761 --> 00:17:59,150
Oh, and by the way, clearly,
not a life coach, and absolutely,
395
00:17:59,151 --> 00:18:02,780
just an Italian sociopath
you met at a dispensary.
396
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,650
You two dated?
397
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,080
This was a study group?
398
00:18:06,081 --> 00:18:07,290
Yeah, Chang was our teacher.
399
00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:08,120
What?
400
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:12,035
That's right, and frankly,
haven't been well utilized since.
401
00:18:15,739 --> 00:18:19,235
Dear Reid Wiseman, congratulations
on your successful return to Earth...
402
00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:20,378
Ladies.
403
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:21,404
Video games.
404
00:18:21,405 --> 00:18:23,489
Do you have any more advice?
405
00:18:26,659 --> 00:18:28,827
Dear new ensemble, I
love you more than my dad.
406
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:35,042
What!
407
00:18:35,043 --> 00:18:36,919
This is Gupta Gupti Gupta.
408
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:37,670
Yeah, hi.
409
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:38,545
Fine, whatever.
410
00:18:38,546 --> 00:18:40,381
Congratulations.
411
00:18:40,382 --> 00:18:41,613
You guys okay?
412
00:18:41,614 --> 00:18:42,514
To tell you the truth,
413
00:18:42,515 --> 00:18:44,802
Gupta Gupti, we've been
through a bit of a rough patch.
414
00:18:44,803 --> 00:18:48,430
Yeah, the dean was telling me about
it and I've been reading about it.
415
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,641
Hope you were entertained.
416
00:18:50,642 --> 00:18:53,394
To be honest, I'm really grateful.
417
00:18:55,396 --> 00:18:58,983
This is the first school in six
months that hasn't canceled, so thanks.
418
00:19:01,402 --> 00:19:03,570
I'm gonna go get ready.
419
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:10,286
We really did the right thing didn't we?
420
00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:11,245
Yeah.
421
00:19:11,246 --> 00:19:13,679
It doesn't matter what
we read in the leaks or
422
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,720
what we said to each other tonight.
423
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,340
What matters is that right
now here on this campus,
424
00:19:18,341 --> 00:19:19,990
the people are in charge.
425
00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:21,300
Not the hackers.
426
00:19:21,301 --> 00:19:24,780
Not the media, not the cops, the people.
427
00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:26,410
Abed, go put on some music.
428
00:19:26,411 --> 00:19:28,510
Elroy, Jeff, put out some more chairs.
429
00:19:28,511 --> 00:19:30,520
Annie get ready to introduce our star.
430
00:19:30,521 --> 00:19:32,182
Chang, go talk to yourself in the corner.
431
00:19:32,183 --> 00:19:34,393
Frankie, let the people in.
432
00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:47,575
Hey.
433
00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:48,576
Hi.
434
00:20:00,546 --> 00:20:01,798
Hey. Hey, Neil.
435
00:20:01,799 --> 00:20:03,775
Hey.
436
00:20:03,776 --> 00:20:05,470
That's the whole audience?
437
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,132
I...
438
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:08,690
I can't do a show for one person.
439
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,182
Well, you kinda have to.
440
00:20:11,183 --> 00:20:12,895
But I'd rather not.
441
00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:14,410
Well, you have to, jackass,
442
00:20:14,411 --> 00:20:16,811
because there's more at stake
here than what you'd rather do.
443
00:20:20,659 --> 00:20:22,800
Oh, God.
444
00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:24,300
There's a new message from the hackers.
445
00:20:24,301 --> 00:20:25,690
Everyone, quiet down!
446
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:26,691
Abed, cut the music.
447
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,770
People of Greendale, your activities
committee has defied our demands, and
448
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,650
the horrible racist comedian
is still about to perform.
449
00:20:33,651 --> 00:20:34,520
Yeah, that's right.
450
00:20:34,521 --> 00:20:35,375
We beat you.
451
00:20:35,376 --> 00:20:37,716
If this performance goes on as scheduled,
452
00:20:37,717 --> 00:20:40,128
all of your information will be published.
453
00:20:40,129 --> 00:20:42,229
If you do not want this to happen,
454
00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:45,091
you will find a way to
stop this performance.
455
00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:49,053
Whoa! Stop, stop, hey!
456
00:20:49,054 --> 00:20:50,179
Sit down, Neil!
457
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:53,933
You can stop me, but you can't stop
the people from stopping this show.
458
00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:57,419
Shhhh.
459
00:20:57,420 --> 00:21:03,081
You hear that?
460
00:21:03,082 --> 00:21:04,381
My God!
461
00:21:04,382 --> 00:21:07,430
It's the people coming to stop the show.
462
00:21:07,431 --> 00:21:08,050
Now what do we do?
463
00:21:08,051 --> 00:21:09,486
We have to stop the people.
464
00:21:09,487 --> 00:21:11,576
Their freedom of speech depends on it.
465
00:21:11,577 --> 00:21:13,286
Frankie, Chang, bar the doors.
466
00:21:13,287 --> 00:21:14,623
Annie, introduce him, quick!
467
00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:25,932
I don't wanna do this.
468
00:21:25,933 --> 00:21:29,900
Listen, you piece of crap, we've
been to hell and back for you.
469
00:21:29,901 --> 00:21:32,740
Get up there and do your
stupid act for freedom.
470
00:21:32,741 --> 00:21:34,200
Okay, okay.
471
00:21:34,201 --> 00:21:38,436
Ladies and gentlemen, he's performed
at colleges and clubs all over.
472
00:21:38,437 --> 00:21:39,896
Gupta Gupti Gupta!
473
00:21:43,358 --> 00:21:45,237
Hey, y'all.
474
00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:48,613
Look, I see there's a
lot of Jews in the crowd.
475
00:21:48,614 --> 00:21:53,284
I mean, you know, there isn't, but
usually when I do my act, there's more.
476
00:21:53,285 --> 00:21:55,745
But, you know, I have a whole Jew thing.
477
00:21:55,746 --> 00:21:57,706
Do it!
478
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:58,915
Okay, okay.
479
00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:00,180
Who is this guy?
480
00:22:00,181 --> 00:22:01,470
Stop performing!
481
00:22:01,471 --> 00:22:02,909
Do not stop performing!
482
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,150
Okay, this guy.
483
00:22:05,151 --> 00:22:05,930
Look at him.
484
00:22:05,931 --> 00:22:07,830
It looks like he ate so much.
485
00:22:07,831 --> 00:22:08,883
He's very fat.
486
00:22:08,884 --> 00:22:09,884
Don't do this to me.
487
00:22:09,885 --> 00:22:11,178
Shut up and listen.
488
00:22:11,179 --> 00:22:14,900
I see that you're fat, but
are you also black or Jewish?
489
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:17,670
You know, it's hard to be
fat when you're black or
490
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:21,790
Jewish because when you're black,
your community steals all your food, so
491
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:23,920
you can't eat as much.
492
00:22:23,921 --> 00:22:27,110
And when you're Jewish,
nobody ever buys anything,
493
00:22:27,111 --> 00:22:31,073
so you can't eat as much.
494
00:22:31,074 --> 00:22:34,534
You're damned if you do,
you're damned if you don't.
495
00:22:38,246 --> 00:22:39,998
Oh, dear God.
496
00:22:39,999 --> 00:22:41,833
The bastards did it.
497
00:22:41,834 --> 00:22:43,334
They leaked the entire school's data.
498
00:22:54,846 --> 00:22:55,638
Oh, okay.
499
00:22:55,639 --> 00:22:57,682
So hey, fat guy in the audience.
500
00:22:57,683 --> 00:23:01,936
Have you found anyone else you
could love, like another fat person?
501
00:23:01,937 --> 00:23:06,149
Or, are you one of those fat
people who will always be alone?
502
00:23:15,281 --> 00:23:18,880
Hey, Leonard, you enjoy
my girlfriend in 2009?
503
00:23:18,881 --> 00:23:22,874
As much as she enjoyed
your plagiarized poetry.
504
00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:25,033
I will kill you.
505
00:23:25,034 --> 00:23:26,705
Don't act like you care about me.
506
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:29,236
I've seen all of your cartoons about me.
507
00:23:29,237 --> 00:23:31,860
I am this school's worst nightmare!
508
00:23:31,861 --> 00:23:39,057
I am a.
509
00:23:39,058 --> 00:23:41,740
Man, it's like Road Warrior out there,
510
00:23:41,741 --> 00:23:45,780
but if petrol were privacy and
bad teeth were dirty secrets.
511
00:23:45,781 --> 00:23:47,710
Good news! Neil's talking to us again.
512
00:23:47,711 --> 00:23:49,778
He says he respects our moral
position, but not our execution.
513
00:23:49,779 --> 00:23:51,486
Also, he says he's never
talking to us again.
514
00:23:51,487 --> 00:23:53,988
I don't see how we can
bounce back from this one.
515
00:23:53,989 --> 00:23:54,489
This one?
516
00:23:54,490 --> 00:23:55,114
Yeah.
517
00:23:55,115 --> 00:23:57,666
If you follow a theme of revealed
secrets, the email hack is the third
518
00:23:57,667 --> 00:23:59,911
installment of a trilogy that
began with Annie losing a pen,
519
00:23:59,912 --> 00:24:01,835
in what I've come to call the Golden Age.
520
00:24:01,836 --> 00:24:04,686
I'm guessing the second chapter would
be when your best friend vanished on
521
00:24:04,687 --> 00:24:07,504
a mysterious boat trip after the
older one masturbated himself to death?
522
00:24:07,505 --> 00:24:08,386
Yeah.
523
00:24:08,387 --> 00:24:11,756
If that's one you guys bounced
back from, we might be okay.
524
00:24:11,757 --> 00:24:13,243
What's the lesson here?
525
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:16,640
I always wanna make sure
I know what the lesson is.
526
00:24:16,641 --> 00:24:18,030
I'm a completist.
527
00:24:18,031 --> 00:24:19,480
The rest of the school's in shambles,
528
00:24:19,481 --> 00:24:22,480
so maybe we're more evolved
and forgiving than them.
529
00:24:22,481 --> 00:24:23,641
We already know that, stupid.
530
00:24:24,690 --> 00:24:27,510
I feel more desensitized to
jokes about Jews and blacks.
531
00:24:27,511 --> 00:24:28,270
Is that good?
532
00:24:28,271 --> 00:24:29,940
Say what?
533
00:24:29,941 --> 00:24:31,770
We know the pieces of our
privacy, freedom of speech,
534
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:32,910
terrorism, and government.
535
00:24:32,911 --> 00:24:34,560
So, the lesson is
probably an ironic pairing,
536
00:24:34,561 --> 00:24:36,270
like one man's privacy
is another man's freedom.
537
00:24:36,271 --> 00:24:37,770
Government is terrorism.
538
00:24:37,771 --> 00:24:39,909
The only free speech is private speech.
539
00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:43,246
A free government terrorizes privacy.
540
00:24:43,247 --> 00:24:45,039
That's all four, bitches.
541
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,460
Terror is terrorized by...
542
00:24:48,461 --> 00:24:49,919
Terry the terrorist?
543
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:54,757
Tarry not, for terrorism terrifies.
544
00:24:54,758 --> 00:24:56,093
Government.
545
00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:57,802
Speech.
546
00:24:57,803 --> 00:24:58,803
Government.
547
00:25:03,523 --> 00:25:05,108
We caught the hacker.
548
00:25:05,109 --> 00:25:09,216
This is Ryan, AKA
StringCheeseHustler, AKA Fartmitzvah,
549
00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:13,630
Skullandboners88,
Frozensucked, Captaintitty.
550
00:25:13,631 --> 00:25:15,540
You don't need to know all his names.
551
00:25:15,541 --> 00:25:17,010
He lives across the
street from the campus, and
552
00:25:17,011 --> 00:25:18,560
he's got something he wants to say.
553
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,240
Don't you? I'm sorry.
554
00:25:22,241 --> 00:25:23,220
For what?
555
00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:26,090
For guessing your school
master password was changeme.
556
00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:28,459
Oops.
557
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:31,140
How do you sleep at night, Warburton?
558
00:25:31,141 --> 00:25:32,141
You were one of us.
559
00:25:32,930 --> 00:25:33,900
You were free.
560
00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:35,960
No one's free when they're one of anything.
561
00:25:35,961 --> 00:25:40,250
And to answer your question, I
sleep alone with one eye open.
562
00:25:40,251 --> 00:25:44,022
That's why I'm not the one in cuffs.
563
00:25:44,023 --> 00:25:48,276
Let's go, Fartmitzvah.
564
00:25:48,277 --> 00:25:50,028
Crime doesn't pay.
565
00:25:50,029 --> 00:25:53,698
Crime doesn't pay.
566
00:25:53,699 --> 00:25:54,699
Crime doesn't pay.
567
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,920
I'm sorry if I used photography to
digitally approximate some of your naked
568
00:26:10,921 --> 00:26:11,424
bodies.
569
00:26:11,425 --> 00:26:12,884
It's all right.
570
00:26:12,885 --> 00:26:14,094
It is? No!
571
00:26:22,311 --> 00:26:23,312
Anything?
572
00:26:23,313 --> 00:26:25,760
Same as yesterday.
573
00:26:25,761 --> 00:26:28,910
Big cloud of data raining over a pasture.
574
00:26:28,911 --> 00:26:30,746
All 8 billion sheep keep grazing.
575
00:26:30,747 --> 00:26:35,219
Is that good?
576
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,010
Sure.
577
00:26:37,011 --> 00:26:40,340
The thing you said back there
about not being a part of anything.
578
00:26:40,341 --> 00:26:42,491
Is that really how you feel?
579
00:26:42,492 --> 00:26:45,080
It's not a question of how I feel.
580
00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:46,550
I feel like flying.
581
00:26:46,551 --> 00:26:47,631
I don't jump off buildings.
582
00:26:50,050 --> 00:26:51,840
Do you believe in God, Warburton?
583
00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:56,030
You know, there's no rule that
says we have to be friends, right?
584
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,010
How about common courtesy?
585
00:26:57,011 --> 00:26:58,770
Familiar with that rule?
586
00:26:58,771 --> 00:27:00,771
The words common and
courtesy have opposite values.
587
00:27:01,630 --> 00:27:04,855
Common courtesy is just
gibberish, hocus pocus,
588
00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:07,709
a spell we cast when
hoping to cheat reality.
589
00:27:08,990 --> 00:27:10,290
You're a cynical son of a bitch.
590
00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:11,968
I'll give you that.
591
00:27:11,969 --> 00:27:15,019
You know, my wife, she
makes these dream catchers.
592
00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:16,990
Shut the hell up.
593
00:27:16,991 --> 00:27:18,992
How fast can you get us
to the mainframe hardline?
594
00:27:18,993 --> 00:27:20,327
Yankee Doodle Dandy!
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