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[Spooky music]
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[Music intensifies]
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[Thunder]
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[Far away howling]
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[Suspenseful music,
thunder continues]
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[Playful music]
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[Shattering glass]
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[Howling]
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[Suspenseful chord]
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[Creaking]
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[Eerie music]
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Here's to you, baby.
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Ten years of misery.
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Sláinte
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[spooky music]
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You never did like
taking it on the face.
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Well how's that now, huh?
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Come to think of it,
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I think it's high time
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I cashed in on all those years
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you never tended to my needs.
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Whine, whine, whine. Me, me, me.
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Well what about me?
[Suspenseful chord]
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Huh?
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I'm thinking it's time
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for a little bit of dead head.
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[Wind howling]
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You won't mind. Much.
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[Zzipper and suspenseful chord]
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Shit.
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[Crunch and wet meat]
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Jesus and mother of god!
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Fuck.
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[Muffled growling and chuckling]
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Let go of my meat!
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[Howling]
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Let go of my meat!
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[Howling]
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[Panting]
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[Thunder]
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[Eerie music]
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[Thunder]
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[Intense suspenseful music]
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No. No. No. No. No. No.
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No! You bitch!
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You bit off my bean bag!
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[Suspenseful chord
and sound of wet meat]
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[Cell phone ringing]
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Fucker!
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[Shouting] Yeah?
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[Funny mumbling over phone]
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Balls! He is?
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[Funny mumbling]
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Yeah, I'll be there,
I'll be there, yeah.
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Jesus wept! Yeah, fine!
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[Wind softly howling]
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[Animal howling]
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[Thunder]
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I'm late for work.
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[Cheerful rock music]
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[Horn honking]
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[Sighing]
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[Rock music continues]
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[Tuning radio] [Woman's voice]
Will you stop touching that.
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(Man) Honey, what is...
What was the station again?
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I can never remember the number.
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(Woman) I don't know.
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You're supposed to know
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'cause I can never remember,
so it's your job to remember.
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Well, remind me why
we're bringing our baby
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to an all-night
splatter fest again.
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Are you serious? I wish that I
had parents as cool as [indistinct]
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He's gonna be so prepared
for life in modern america,
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after this evening of films.
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I know.
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[Snapping] Yeah.
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[Cheerful rock music over radio]
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I love it when the old man
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pumps golden moldies in the
channel after the all-nighters.
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You know, I'm totally
puts me in the mood.
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Yeah, look what happened the
last time Otis Redding was on.
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Uh-huh? Uh-huh.
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Do you want a brother?
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(Baby) Little brother, daddy.
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(Ryan) All right, tobe. Six
degrees, Kevin bacon, bela lugosi.
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Hit it!
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(Tobe) Oh, no.
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Oh man, this should be
cake and ice cream for you.
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(Man 2) Oh, come
on. Forget it, I... I...
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I guess this encyclopedia
is human after all.
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So what movie is
everyone freaking out about?
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'Cause I'm going
into the [indistinct]
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Well, I haven't seen any
of them. Apparently, Mr. K.,
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has the only prints of
these things in existence.
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It's like ultra rare holy
grail shit. Right, tobes?
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Yeah, this being the last hurrah
and all is the best time as ever
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to unleash the terror,
the blood, the boobs!
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More blood! More boobs!
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Hurray for boobs.
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What was it like
working here, I mean,
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hog heaven, right?
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No, nerdgasm. I saw the
movie hungry hungry hippos
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13 times!
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I see no nutritional
value in that whatsoever.
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Hey, you asked! And besides,
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it gave you an
excuse to almost talk
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to a certain
concession employee.
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Wait. Almost?
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So you haven't even like...
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No. Okay? We haven't even.
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We're taking it slow.
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Mm-hm. And by "slow" he means
turn the other way and walk fast.
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So you haven't
even talked to her?
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It's like this.
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A girl like desi is never
gonna go out with me
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so I figure, why not
hold on to the hope
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instead of suffer
the disappointment?
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You should at least talk to her
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before you go back to school.
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At least then you
could make a piece.
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Yeah, look who's talking potsy!
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Well, what the fuck
does that mean?
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Oh, nothing.
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Yeah, nothing, just...
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Look, Kevin bacon
and Elvis Presley.
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(Tobe) Let's do it. [Chuckling]
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[Woman chuckling]
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[Swoosh]
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Admit two.
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There you go, kids.
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Just pull up
to the front row spot
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and tune your tunes
to 106.1 and enjoy.
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[Chuckling]
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It's gonna be a hell
of a night! [Chuckling]
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(Man) Yeah, thanks.
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[Rolls up window]
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"It's gonna be a hell of a
night!" Fuck you, get real.
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I'm so glad to see this
fucking dump decimated.
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Jesus, man. Lighten up.
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Oh, I'll lighten up tomorrow
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when the bulldozzers gas up.
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So remind me why we're
here instead of schneideman's.
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Because I pulled the short straw
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and got stuck
with baby sitting duty.
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9:00 am this is another
fine blumps location.
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[Horn honking]
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Until then, I gotta keep
an eye on the old man
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make sure he doesn't
pull any shenanigans.
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Well, Mr. Sourpuss.
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Excuse me, that's junior
vp at marketing sourpuss.
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Okay, Mr. Vp poopy pants,
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I promise to make
tonight worth your while.
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(Man) Oh.
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(Announcer)
Show starts in five minutes.
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[Rattling]
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[Cheerful music]
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I don't know, Orson.
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Looks like last licks
for us old bones.
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I'm gonna miss all this.
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This was my favorite part.
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The preparation
and anticipation.
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The threading,
splicing the reels,
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and always racing the clock.
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Betty and I, we never
missed a single listing.
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In the gate and don't be late.
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You taught me that.
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My rosebud.
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Well, who needs
to be on time now
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when you've got demanding video
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and high definition crap?
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You can get anytime at home.
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Who needs the old
night out under the stars
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with some movie magic anymore?
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That's what you
were all about. Right?
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Magic tricks and slight of hand.
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Nobody cares for magic anymore.
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Nope. [Sighing]
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The world gets smaller.
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And soul mates fade away
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like old Kodak film stock.
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But nothing's gonna stop me
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from sharing a bit
of that magic tonight!
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Right? [Chuckling]
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But, much like anything else...
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[Rattling]
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[Clears throat]
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Now she's gone.
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Now this place
is pretty much gone.
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And like tomorrow,
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I may be gone, too.
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Fade to black. Right?
[Chuckling]
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Or maybe a smash cut! [Laughing]
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[Door bangs open]
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Jumping Jesus!
Jehoshaphat Floyd.
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Heart hopping Christ,
you're late, man.
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Sorry, boss, I've been, uh,
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I've been dealing with some...
[Coughing]
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Family matters.
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Well, there's no need
for excuses now,
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I'm already done
threading the first film.
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Good god, man!
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What have you been
sticking your dick into?
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You look like hell
on a hand grenade.
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I've been under the weather.
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Look, why don't you just
go check in with concessions,
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see if desi needs some help?
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Sounds good. Okay.
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And for Christ's sake, man,
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clean yourself up!
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[Door shuts]
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It's show-time!
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[Chuckling]
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[Thunder
and screaming recording]
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Well, hell, ell, ell,
ello, kiddies!
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[Chuckling]
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It's your old friend,
uncle Cecil,
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welcoming you to the final,
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ghoulish night of murder
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and mayhem! [Vicious laughter]
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Yes, my ghouls and gals,
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it's time for chillerama!
[Vicious laughter]
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[Horns honking]
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Sit back, poke a hole in the
bottom of your pop-corn bag,
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cuddle up to the closest corpse
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and prepare yourself
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for this evening's
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first squishy selection.
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Wadzilla! [Vicious laughter]
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[Rooster]
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[Joyous classical music]
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[Eerie chord]
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[Mangled chords and wet meat]
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[Shrill eerie music]
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[Swoosh]
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Excuse me, Dr. Weems.
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Miles munson's
lab work is ready.
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Tell him I'll be right in.
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[Whispering] Okay.
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(Miles) I never heard
of a sperm bank
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turning anyone down before.
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You can imagine my nervousness
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when they suggested
I see a urologist.
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It isn't anything
serious, is it?
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Life-threatening, no.
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As a matter of concern, yes.
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Have a look in there, miles.
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(Miles) Wow! Look
at them all go.
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(Doctor) That is an
example or normal sperm.
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And that is your sperm.
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[Ominous music]
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(Miles) Yikes.
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[Suspenseful chord]
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That doesn't look good.
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Miles, there's a new medication
I'd like to suggest you try.
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It's called spermupermine.
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Now, it can't increase
the sperm you generate
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but what it can do,
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is strengthen the sperm
you already produce.
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Spermupermine?
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Yes. It hasn't been
approved by the fda yet,
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but it is available
to test subjects.
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Luckily for you, I'm on the
research board. [Chuckling]
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00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,654
Thank you, doctor.
265
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,405
[Shouting]
266
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,158
(Man over TV)
Good morning, kids!
267
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,494
It's the captain fatso show.
268
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:52,747
And I'm captain fatso!
269
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,500
[Shouting]
270
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:58,837
Well, ahoy there, captain fatso,
271
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,548
say, are those gumdrops I smell?
272
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,592
(Fatso) Look kids,
it's Dudley dingleberry!
273
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,554
[Kids shouting]
274
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,514
(Fatso) I'm starving!
275
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,891
I haven't even had
breakfast yet!
276
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:16,020
(Fatso) Let me tell you
about the new sponsor!
277
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:19,524
[Shouting]
278
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:22,026
[Suspenseful music]
279
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:25,405
[TV show continues]
280
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,034
[Music stops]
281
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,495
(Fatso over TV) Peanut
mush is now enhanced
282
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,706
with new flavored chemicals.
283
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:39,294
Makes your breakfast even
more scrump-dilly-dumptious!
284
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,296
Sounds de-lish.
285
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,298
[Shouting]
286
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,553
Morning, miles.
287
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,763
Uh, morning, Larry.
288
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,015
Hey, you still single, buddy?
289
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,766
Unfortunately.
290
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,852
My wife's college
roommate just got divorced
291
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,645
and moved to town.
Perfect for you.
292
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,457
You should take her to
dinner tomorrow night.
293
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,201
Absolutely not. No way,
no more blind dates.
294
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,109
Not after last time.
295
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,570
Come on, she's perfect.
You should just do this, okay?
296
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,906
She's cute. She's not
looking for anything serious.
297
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,074
Just a little
companionship. You know?
298
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,284
[Train horn]
299
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,664
[Playful music]
300
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,921
[Jazzzzy music]
301
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,690
Oh.
302
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,943
Allow me.
303
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,493
[Suspenseful chord]
304
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,289
Oh.
305
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,501
[Grunting]
306
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,629
Miles, are you okay?
307
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,464
Come here.
308
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,342
I just had a horrible
shooting pain in my balls.
309
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,386
You think you sat on your
balls when you sat down?
310
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,054
I don't know.
311
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,556
Oh! You twisted the veins
in your testicles.
312
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,016
Classic vein twist.
313
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,352
Okay. Okay. [Panting]
314
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,853
I'm good.
315
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:21,938
I'm so...
316
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:32,323
(Man) Okay, onto the
consolidation of our acquisitions
317
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,866
of general textile industries
318
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,243
and mbt plastics.
319
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,786
For a brief overview,
320
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,538
we'd like to
introduce to you all
321
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,498
the newest member
of our department,
322
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,542
Andie Sumner.
323
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,210
[Jazzzzy music]
324
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,004
Hello, gentlemen.
325
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:49,173
[Jazzzzy music]
326
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,722
Oh! [Sighing]
327
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,682
I'm such a klutzz.
328
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,438
Oh.
329
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,982
[Grunting]
330
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,362
Are you okay?
331
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,864
Someone, help him up.
332
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,741
No, I'm all right.
I'm all right.
333
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,576
I'm all right.
334
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,203
Ugh. I just need
a little bit of air.
335
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:22,707
I'm sorry. Excuse me
for one second. [Grunting]
336
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,208
I don't know
if it has anything to do
337
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,877
with the pills that you gave me,
338
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,337
but every time I get
the least bit aroused
339
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,049
I get the most intense
shooting pain
340
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,051
[whispering]
Through my testicles.
341
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:36,304
Tsk. Well, there's only
one way to find out.
342
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,313
[Scream and suspenseful chord]
343
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,440
What in god's name...
344
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,651
[Suspenseful music]
345
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,321
Miles? Are you all right?
346
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,073
I think so.
347
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,412
Give me the sample, miles,
348
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,308
so we can get it under
the microscope right away.
349
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,876
I don't think you're
gonna need a microscope.
350
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,173
Oh!
351
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,549
[Wet meat]
352
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,930
[Panting] My god.
353
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,640
What's wrong with me?
354
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,850
It's impossible,
but it would appear
355
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,895
that the spermupermine has had
an adverse effect on your system.
356
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,939
It's not only strengthening
your spermatozzoa
357
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,524
but it's causing it to grow
358
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,360
to gargantuan proportions.
359
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:36,114
And traditionally, when
a man experiences arousal,
360
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,950
his testicles produce
more sperm.
361
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,326
But in your case, however,
362
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,120
when you get turned on,
363
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,455
the one sperm you do have
364
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,707
gets huge.
365
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,917
[Wet meat]
366
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,460
[Suspenseful music]
367
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:55,299
I'm gonna send this to the
national institute of health
368
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,885
in Washington for analysis.
369
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,890
Discontinue use
of the medication immediately.
370
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,893
If you feel your
sperm enlarging again
371
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,229
you get it out of your
system right away.
372
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,313
Get it out of my system?
373
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,649
Jerk off! Fast!
374
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,317
[Sighing]
375
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,404
[Cheerful latino music]
376
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,540
[Knocking]
377
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,711
[Soft music]
378
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,379
Hi.
379
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,256
You must be miles.
380
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,757
[Suspenseful chord]
381
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,343
I'm Louise.
382
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:42,555
[Suspenseful music,
intensifying]
383
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,183
[Grunting]
384
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:48,853
[Suspenseful chord]
385
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,438
No.
386
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,981
Oh, my god! What
happened? Are you...
387
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,858
Are you okay?
388
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,611
May I use your bathroom
just for a minute, please?
389
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,112
Of course.
390
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,488
Come right in.
391
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,699
Right down the hall.
392
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,243
I'll just be one
second and I'll be back.
393
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,620
Oh.
394
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,371
[Grunting]
395
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,040
[Suspenseful music continues]
396
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:20,051
[Growling]
397
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:24,055
Molly, just what kind of a nut
did you and Larry set me up with?
398
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:27,600
Hon, Louise says that
miles showed up at her door,
399
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,811
grabbed his crotch and
started screaming. Wha...
400
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,730
He's... he's in the bathroom now,
401
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,066
he's making weird...
I can hear him.
402
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,568
(Larry) Louise, miles twisted
a vein in one of his testicles.
403
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,654
Yeah, it hurts him sometimes.
404
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,216
He feels bad about it.
Don't make a fuss over it.
405
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,615
He's a good guy.
406
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,951
Okay. That is enough out of you.
407
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:47,620
I'm so sorry. No,
it's gonna be okay.
408
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,080
He's just a brute.
409
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,581
That guy is such an asshole.
410
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,999
[Gasping] I can hear him.
411
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,418
The poor guy...
412
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,920
Now I just feel sorry for him.
413
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,546
[Intense suspenseful music]
414
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,508
[Shouting]
415
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,594
[Loud thud]
416
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,929
[Wet meat]
417
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,681
[Grunting]
418
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:07,807
[Suspenseful chord]
419
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:08,891
[Clink]
420
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,393
She hung up.
421
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,436
[Ominous music]
422
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,063
[Thumping and wet meat]
423
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,352
[Thumps and crashing]
424
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:57,940
[Glass shattering]
425
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,653
[Knocking] Miles?
426
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,363
[Thumping]
427
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,906
Are you all right in there?
428
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,200
[Grunting, crashing]
429
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,202
[Wet meat]
430
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,916
Ugh!
431
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,760
[Flushing]
432
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:26,927
[Sighing]
433
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,013
That was a close one.
434
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,307
[Ominous music]
435
00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:34,477
Oh, no!
436
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:35,978
[Louise, knocking] Miles.
437
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,605
I'm getting very concerned.
438
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,732
It sounds like something
broke in there.
439
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:42,360
You don't happen to
have a plunger, do you?
440
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:45,404
Oh.
441
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,448
Just what in the hell
happened in here?
442
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,950
I'm on a new medication.
443
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,035
[Splashing] Oh!
444
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:56,082
[Growling]
445
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,208
Oh, my god!
446
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,126
[Ominous music]
447
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,878
It's getting bigger!
448
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:01,879
[Growling]
449
00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:03,381
Run!
450
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,633
[Louise, screaming]
451
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:09,887
No!
452
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,764
Run!
453
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,099
Ugh.
454
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,184
[Growling and squealing]
455
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,477
[Screaming]
456
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:17,895
Oh! [Screaming]
457
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,397
[Screaming]
458
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,315
[Screaming and sound
of wet meat]
459
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:33,786
[Growling]
460
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:39,667
[Louise, screaming]
461
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:40,876
[Crash]
462
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,596
[Growling]
463
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,064
[Glass shattering]
464
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:09,864
[Thump]
465
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,240
[Gurgling]
466
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,287
Um.
467
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:19,039
I can explain that.
468
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,376
He's a nice guy, don't
get me wrong, but...
469
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,211
"Nice" just don't
count in the bedroom
470
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,672
when you got a baby
gherkin between your legs.
471
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,466
Come on, stewie. Make
a poo poo for momma,
472
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,093
come on, be a good boy.
I'm not exaggerating.
473
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:32,803
The guy's hung like howdy doody,
474
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:34,096
and that's being generous.
475
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,890
[Ominous music]
476
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:38,309
[Chuckling] Of course
I'm gonna see him again.
477
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,060
Did you see his car?
It's a Cadillac.
478
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,146
No, that sizze was more
than acceptable...
479
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,606
[Eerie sound and dog whining]
480
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,566
Stewie! Will you please shut up?
481
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:49,361
I'm sorry. He flunked
obedience school. The mongoloid.
482
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,906
[Ominous music]
483
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,158
[Wet meat]
484
00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:56,327
[Whining]
485
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:05,461
[Monster growling, dog whining]
486
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:08,297
Why does it smell
like ajax? [Loud growl]
487
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,716
Stewie! Ow! You almost
dislocated my...
488
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,345
Stewie?
489
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,766
[Ominous chord]
490
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,851
I have to call you back, mom.
491
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,270
Stewie just escaped
from his leash again.
492
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,233
There you are.
493
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,901
[Wet meat]
494
00:25:28,985 --> 00:25:30,569
You furry fugitive, you.
495
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,071
You'd better get
your little butt
496
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:33,531
over here before... [gasping]
497
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:34,740
[Growling]
498
00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:37,368
[Wet meat sound]
499
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,039
[Squirting sound]
500
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,795
[Accordion music]
501
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,228
[Loud thump]
502
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,361
[Metallic clanking]
503
00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:14,780
[Ominous chord]
504
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,080
[Clanking continues]
505
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,430
[Shouting]
506
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,275
You almost gave me
a heart attack.
507
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,735
Me too!
508
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:59,116
What'd you get? [Chuckling]
509
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,494
[Humming]
510
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:06,624
[Chuckling] A milk dud.
511
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,876
[Laughing viciously]
512
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,337
So, what did you find?
513
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:15,132
Half a rotisserie
514
00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:17,301
chicken. [Laughing]
515
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:19,637
You're gonna split that
with me, right?
516
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,180
Yeah. Maybe.
517
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:23,974
For a hand job.
518
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,310
[Suspenseful music]
519
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,562
Don't be such a prude, babs.
520
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,565
It's not like you ain't done
it 100,000 times already.
521
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,984
Sp... sperm!
522
00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,153
Exactly!
523
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,576
[Growling]
524
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,245
[Suspenseful music,
intensifying]
525
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,915
[Growling]
526
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,088
[Crunch and splatter]
527
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,215
Bob!
528
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,884
[Woman shouting]
529
00:27:58,968 --> 00:28:02,346
[Running footsteps]
530
00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:03,722
[Growling]
531
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:05,516
[Shouting]
532
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,560
[Clanking and shouting]
533
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,354
[Shouting, echoing]
534
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,606
I want to thank you for
being so understanding.
535
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,025
You know, a lot of girls
would've run for the hills
536
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:18,362
if the sperm of their blind
date shot up their skirt like that.
537
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,072
So, thanks again.
538
00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:22,449
I swear to god, I will
pay for any damages.
539
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,035
Oh, please,
things can be replaced.
540
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,704
Testicles can't.
541
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,038
Now that's for sure.
542
00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:32,418
I'm just glad you're... uh.
543
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:34,712
Louise? What's the matter?
544
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:37,381
[Panting] Oh, my god.
545
00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:40,259
Miles. That's your sperm.
546
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:43,303
(TV presenter) This just
in. The tadpole-like creature
547
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:46,181
is running rampant
as it heads downtown.
548
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:49,560
Five are dead already
and unconfirmed reports
549
00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:52,396
claim the slimy beast is
now the sizze of a house
550
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,148
and growing!
551
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,775
Military leaders
are described as "testy"
552
00:28:56,860 --> 00:29:00,612
when asked how to defend
against this gargantuan goo.
553
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:02,781
The military is doing its best
554
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:06,910
to determine what it would
take to rub one out of this sizze.
555
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,579
What are we gonna do?
556
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:11,415
We gotta get the
authorities. Come on!
557
00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:14,626
Citizzens are asked to use
whatever protection they can
558
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:17,087
and avoid the creature's
immediate vicinity
559
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:19,757
which authorities are
calling, "the wet spot".
560
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:22,593
[Ominous music]
561
00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:24,636
[Growling and eerie chords]
562
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,602
[Thunder]
563
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:35,606
We're reporting live
from downtown Manhattan
564
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:37,733
at the epicenter
of the crisis zzone
565
00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:40,277
with a sperm creature which
has now risen to five stories high
566
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:43,614
and apparently still growing has
been wreaking havoc on New York.
567
00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:46,992
The mayor is insisting that all
new yorkers remain in their homes
568
00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:49,828
until further... oh, my god.
569
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,330
It's coming. [Shouting]
570
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:52,706
[Growling]
571
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:53,999
[Splatter]
572
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:55,626
[Growling]
573
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:01,984
(TV presenter) The stupendous spermatozzoa
is ravaging through central park.
574
00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:03,967
Oh, the humanity!
575
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,808
[Gunshots]
576
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,478
[Crash and crunch]
577
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:16,188
[Explosion]
578
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,410
The spermicide is having
absolutely no effect.
579
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,412
What does this sperm want, doc?
580
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:35,249
What every sperm wants,
general. To fertilizze an ovum!
581
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,584
There's not an ovum
on god's green earth
582
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,419
big enough for that thing.
583
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:40,898
(Miles) Wait! I
just figured it out.
584
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:42,631
The statue of Liberty.
585
00:30:42,715 --> 00:30:45,092
It's the only conceivable
female large enough.
586
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,594
[Ominous music]
587
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:11,451
[Sweet eerie music]
588
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,969
[Growling softly]
589
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:30,554
[Ominous music]
590
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:33,015
[Choppers]
591
00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:59,666
Steady. Steady.
592
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:08,133
[Growling]
593
00:32:08,217 --> 00:32:10,427
[Ripping]
594
00:32:10,511 --> 00:32:11,762
Ah! Dammit.
595
00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:12,721
Oh, my god!
596
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,222
Don't panic,
597
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,099
there's gotta
be another one here.
598
00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:17,517
(General) No time. Look!
599
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,436
[Growling]
600
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,855
[Ominous music]
601
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,774
[Growling]
602
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:27,945
[Squealing]
603
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:40,457
[Growling]
604
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,125
Attention!
605
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:43,710
This is general bukkake.
606
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,880
Initiate operation
moneyshot. Three.
607
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,426
Two!
608
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,761
One!
609
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:53,845
[Whistling]
610
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:55,472
[Explosion]
611
00:32:57,183 --> 00:32:59,685
[Joyous classical music]
612
00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:35,345
(Miles) Ah.
613
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,389
[Ugh.
614
00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:42,686
[Chuckling]
Some first date, huh?
615
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:45,480
[Chuckling]
616
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,865
You can say that again.
617
00:33:56,951 --> 00:33:58,869
Well, at least
it's good for the skin.
618
00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:00,120
Yeah.
619
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:02,372
[Triumphant music]
620
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,464
What?
621
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,466
What's the matter?
622
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:13,633
Nothing.
623
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,806
[Triumphant music continues]
624
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,728
Miles! [Music stops]
625
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,396
All right.
626
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,148
Fuck it.
627
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:29,858
[Triumphant music]
628
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,822
Hm. [Ominous music]
629
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,283
[Grunting]
630
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:46,583
[Spooky music]
631
00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:56,635
Oh, yeah. Classic cinema.
632
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,178
Wow.
633
00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:01,014
If you liked remains of the day
634
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,351
then you'll cream over wadzilla.
635
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,144
You know?
636
00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:07,938
Not enough tits.
637
00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:11,149
Wow. Ryan. Be your brother much?
638
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:13,193
Mayna, don't insult me.
639
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:16,780
(Tobe) Okay, substance
run. I am so thirsty.
640
00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,782
Oh, no. Sit tight.
Sit tight. I'll go.
641
00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:21,076
I got this. I got this one.
642
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,410
What? [Background radio]
643
00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:23,620
Nothing.
644
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:24,955
I just wanna make sure
645
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,498
my friends are well fueled.
646
00:35:26,582 --> 00:35:28,625
(Both) Hm. Sure.
647
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:30,669
What do you want?
648
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:32,254
Get me some red vines.
No popcorn.
649
00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:33,839
No corn?
650
00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,465
Nope. No popcorn for me, but,
651
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,676
a coke would be
delightful, Romeo.
652
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,553
All right. Red vines. Check.
653
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,972
Coke. Check. Fuck off. Check.
654
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:45,851
Back before flick two.
You kids, be good now.
655
00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:49,396
Oh. Uh. Milkduds.
656
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,147
Gremlins.
657
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:51,773
Yeah!
658
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:55,193
So... [sighing]
659
00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,695
[Clears throat] Uh...
660
00:35:56,779 --> 00:35:59,573
Robert england
to Kane hodder. Go.
661
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:00,907
God, I love you.
662
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,075
What?
663
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,368
Uh, nothing, nothing.
664
00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:05,370
Uh, well, that's easy...
665
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:07,873
(Announcer) Stop the
show. [Blowing whistle]
666
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,624
Here's news you want to know.
667
00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:12,169
We just got a shipment of...
668
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:13,795
(Miller) Dude!
669
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,672
Hey, you get me
snackage? Thank you.
670
00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:17,090
Oh, I am?
671
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:20,010
Come on, cum bubble. I'm busy.
672
00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:21,094
Hi, Ryan.
673
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:22,387
Hi, Laura.
674
00:36:22,471 --> 00:36:23,889
You gonna go talk to desi?
675
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,557
Why does everyone
know about this?
676
00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:27,100
Popcorn. Extra butter. Andale.
677
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,894
How about some money, prick?
678
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,271
Put it on my tab, douche.
[Rolling up window]
679
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,231
Asshole.
680
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,692
I think your brother's cute.
681
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,527
I think my brother's a fagot.
682
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,362
[Cheerful music]
683
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:44,201
Enjoy the show.
684
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,036
Hi, des.
685
00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:47,078
Hey, daddy-o.
686
00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,622
What's your tale nightingale?
687
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:49,915
Nothing much.
688
00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:51,416
Pretty crazzy outside, huh?
689
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,876
It's never been this jammin'.
690
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,127
It's totally antsville.
691
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,545
Man.
692
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:56,963
[Chuckling nervously]
693
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,131
Hey, you look so boss.
694
00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,549
You like it?
695
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:01,259
I thought it'd be appropriate,
696
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:02,135
last night and all.
697
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,511
Sure.
698
00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:04,804
What can I do for ya?
699
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,057
Uh, I need a twizzzzlers,
700
00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:09,309
a coke and a popcorn,
701
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:11,645
with extra extra
arsenic, please.
702
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,563
That last order
is for big brother?
703
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,273
How could you tell?
704
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,400
Lucky guess. Let me
get that for ya.
705
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:18,902
Sure.
706
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,993
Snickers! Hey, I'm sorry.
707
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,453
We're all out of butter
708
00:37:28,537 --> 00:37:29,913
but I can go get some
real quick.
709
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:31,414
Nah, it's not a problem,
710
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,958
I don't wanna hold the line.
711
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,626
(Desi) Nah, nah, it's okay.
712
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:37,087
I'll be back in a jiff.
Just hold on, okay?
713
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:43,468
[Moaning and coughing]
714
00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:46,137
[Grunting]
715
00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:52,435
[Groaning in pain]
716
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:56,356
[Suspenseful music]
717
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,236
[Sighing]
718
00:38:06,325 --> 00:38:07,784
[Door opening]
719
00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,833
Golly.
720
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,671
[Suspenseful music]
721
00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:21,798
Beach, blanket,
722
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:23,383
bingo!
723
00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:25,093
Hm. It's open.
724
00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:27,971
[Indistinct]
725
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,060
[Door closing]
726
00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:40,066
[Gurgling]
727
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:46,406
So how's the car? I saw you
on king last week, pretty cherry.
728
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:49,326
You liked it? I got it right
outside if you wanna take a look.
729
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:50,994
Nifty. Really?
730
00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:53,496
You know. Maybe before
I hit back upstate,
731
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:55,123
I'd like to take you
for a drive.
732
00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:58,418
Gee whizz. Um, yeah,
but only if you come.
733
00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:00,712
[Chuckling] Hey, now.
734
00:39:00,796 --> 00:39:02,505
[Mr. K. Over radio]
Well, kiddies.
735
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:04,424
Ready for another rush
736
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:08,219
rock and shock and roll?
[Laughing viciously]
737
00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:10,096
Shit. To be continued.
738
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:13,016
Absolutely, big tickler.
Come back after this one?
739
00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:14,684
That's a promise, suzzy q.
740
00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:16,353
Ryan?
741
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:17,854
Yeah.
742
00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:19,898
That's ten dollars.
743
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:21,232
Ah! Right. Right.
744
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,779
Come back, okay?
745
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,406
Swearzzies. Hope to die.
Later gator.
746
00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:29,866
After a while, crocodile.
747
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,915
Nice.
748
00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:39,626
(Mr. K.) This next
class of cinematic sin
749
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,462
stems from the outer reaches
750
00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:45,590
of planet taboo.
751
00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:48,927
So buckle up your seat belts...
752
00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,261
(Ryan) Hey!
753
00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:52,472
Hello? [Thump]
754
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:54,140
Dude, fuck-head, my door!
755
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,142
There's your fucking popcorn.
756
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,435
Thanks, Ryan!
757
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,104
Penis.
758
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:04,651
About to unleash
the fantastic furry fury
759
00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:10,240
ofl was a teenage werebear.
760
00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:12,909
[Barking and howling]
761
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:16,496
[Howling]
762
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,588
[Male voice on radio] Mark
the shark rocking down the pch
763
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,298
with nbh.
764
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:30,093
Yeah, baby, Bobby vinton.
765
00:40:30,177 --> 00:40:32,595
[Woman moaning wildly]
766
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,432
[Soft pop music]
767
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,851
[Woman laughing wildly]
768
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,108
Peggy Lou, if you keep
groping like an octopus
769
00:40:45,192 --> 00:40:47,777
I'm gonna have to
tell you [indistinct]
770
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:50,113
Now I'm gonna make
you love me like Elvis.
771
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,698
Geezz, me just met last week
772
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:53,491
ain't you ever heard
of taking it slow?
773
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:55,785
Slow is for old-fashioned girls,
774
00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,163
not a modern woman
like me, now get over here.
775
00:40:58,247 --> 00:40:59,956
Are all the girls
in Malibu like you?
776
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:02,250
Ricky, don't you like boobies?
777
00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:03,334
(Kid) Hey, Ricky!
778
00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:05,295
President Kennedy
779
00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:08,381
says we're going to
the moon! [Chuckling]
780
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,383
[Indistinct]
781
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,385
I see you finally found
your pot of gold, son.
782
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,679
Hi, Mr. O'Reilly. Hi, Jimmy.
783
00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:17,223
(Father) Top 'o the mornin'
to ya ias. I bless you child,
784
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:19,809
for finally putting Irish
whiskey [indistinct]
785
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:21,519
Cut it, dad. Nothing happened.
786
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,605
Rickie's mother,
god rest her soul,
787
00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:26,566
never was much for Irish
whiskey, if you know what I mean.
788
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:28,401
Oh, you poor old thing.
789
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,862
It's been a long, lonely life.
790
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,655
Everybody, shut up!
791
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,534
What are you two
even doing here, anyway?
792
00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:39,579
You forgot your lunch for school
on the beach day, dumdum.
793
00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:41,164
[Playful chord]
794
00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:45,877
Oh, you're tearing me apart!
795
00:41:45,961 --> 00:41:48,838
[Funny car horn]
796
00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,590
[Sighing]
797
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,551
I swear, I'll never
be like my old man.
798
00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:55,845
He's such a perv.
799
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,680
Oh, rickie,
he isn't all that bad
800
00:41:57,723 --> 00:42:00,141
he just wants
what's best for his son.
801
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:04,270
I just don't wanna be another
washed up jock slash war vet like him.
802
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,022
There's more to life.
803
00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:09,943
No, there's more to me than,
804
00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:13,363
bouncing balls [indistinct]
805
00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:14,864
More to life than us?
806
00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,616
[Silly chuckle]
807
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,953
Ricky Patrick O'Reilly,
you're doing it again.
808
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,788
Doing what?
809
00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:24,082
You're looking away.
810
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:34,634
♫ Is it something I do
it it something I say, ♫
811
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:38,555
♫ every time I'm with you
I see you looking away ♫
812
00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:42,225
♫ they say the eyes are the soul,
doorway straight to your heart ♫
813
00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:44,143
♫ if you won't ever stay close ♫
814
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:48,189
♫ it's like I just cut a fart ♫
815
00:42:50,192 --> 00:42:53,403
♫ don't look away, baby ♫
816
00:42:53,445 --> 00:42:56,823
♫ please, don't look away ♫
817
00:42:56,907 --> 00:43:00,285
♫ stare me straight
in the eyes ♫
818
00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:04,664
♫ with our hands
between my thighs ♫
819
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:09,377
♫ so please don't look away ♫
820
00:43:16,802 --> 00:43:20,179
♫ baby give me some time
so I can make up my mind ♫
821
00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:21,931
♫ just know that it isn't you ♫
822
00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:23,933
♫ these feelings
make me so blue ♫
823
00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:25,935
♫ I'm trying real hard to find ♫
824
00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,687
♫ the one
that makes me feel right ♫
825
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,647
♫ till then I guess
that it's you ♫
826
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,692
♫ that's just the best
I can do ♫
827
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:37,196
♫ so I look away, baby ♫
828
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:40,617
♫ I guess I'll look away ♫
829
00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:44,495
♫ I can't take our eyes ♫
830
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:48,041
♫ for you might see the lies ♫
831
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:53,546
♫ so I will look away ♫
832
00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:58,635
♫ don't look away ♫
833
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,553
♫ I think I'll look away ♫
834
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,553
♫ I think I'll look away ♫
835
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,180
♫ please don't look away ♫
836
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,180
♫ please don't look away ♫
837
00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:04,307
♫ I guess I'll look away ♫
838
00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:04,307
♫ I guess I'll look away ♫
839
00:44:04,391 --> 00:44:06,559
♫ stare me straight in the eye ♫
840
00:44:04,391 --> 00:44:06,559
♫ stare me straight in the eye ♫
841
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,144
♫ I can't take your eyes ♫
842
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,144
♫ I can't take your eyes ♫
843
00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:10,063
♫ place your hands
between my thighs ♫
844
00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:10,063
♫ place your hands
between my thighs ♫
845
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:12,690
♫ for you might see the lies ♫
846
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:12,690
♫ for you might see the lies ♫
847
00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,654
♫ don't look away ♫
848
00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,654
♫ don't look away ♫
849
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:19,489
(Ricky)
♫ I think I'll look away ♫
850
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:19,489
(Ricky)
♫ I think I'll look away ♫
851
00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:21,658
♫ tear me up inside ♫
852
00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:21,658
♫ tear me up inside ♫
853
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:24,410
♫ you make me wanna go hide ♫
854
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:24,410
♫ you make me wanna go hide ♫
855
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:27,914
(Ricky)
♫♫ I think I'll look away ♫♫
856
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:27,914
(Ricky)
♫♫ I think I'll look away ♫♫
857
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,708
[Tires screeching]
858
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,708
[Tires screeching]
859
00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:32,752
[Engine roaring]
860
00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:32,752
[Engine roaring]
861
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,172
[Screaming]
862
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,172
[Screaming]
863
00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:38,633
[Loud crash]
864
00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:38,633
[Loud crash]
865
00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:40,259
You saved me.
866
00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:40,259
You saved me.
867
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:42,345
Quite observant.
868
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:42,345
Quite observant.
869
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:46,015
Whoa. You dented my bronco.
870
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:46,015
Whoa. You dented my bronco.
871
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:47,433
(Ricky) You dented her.
872
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:47,433
(Ricky) You dented her.
873
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:51,104
I got a boo boo. [Laughing]
874
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:51,104
I got a boo boo. [Laughing]
875
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:53,773
I see the new kid's making
nice with the other team.
876
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:53,773
I see the new kid's making
nice with the other team.
877
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:56,734
What team would that be, butch?
878
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:56,734
What team would that be, butch?
879
00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:58,778
The team
880
00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:58,778
The team
881
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,656
no god-fearing
red-blooded American
882
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,656
no god-fearing
red-blooded American
883
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:03,950
would be caught
dead playing for.
884
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:03,950
would be caught
dead playing for.
885
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:05,576
I toss balls with the boys.
886
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:05,576
I toss balls with the boys.
887
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:08,454
[Scoffing] Exactly.
888
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:08,454
[Scoffing] Exactly.
889
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,206
[All laughing]
890
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,206
[All laughing]
891
00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:12,041
[Kissing]
892
00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:12,041
[Kissing]
893
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,918
(Ricky) Look, butch.
She needs help.
894
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,918
(Ricky) Look, butch.
She needs help.
895
00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:17,130
The kind of help that bird
needs ain't gonna come
896
00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:17,130
The kind of help that bird
needs ain't gonna come
897
00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,757
from a Melvin like you.
898
00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,757
from a Melvin like you.
899
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,050
(All) Ooooh.
900
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,050
(All) Ooooh.
901
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:26,597
See ya in class, bitch sticks.
902
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:26,597
See ya in class, bitch sticks.
903
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:27,890
(All chuckling)
904
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:27,890
(All chuckling)
905
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,060
She don't look so good.
906
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,060
She don't look so good.
907
00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,520
(Talon) I've seen worse.
908
00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,520
(Talon) I've seen worse.
909
00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:33,938
[Chuckling]
910
00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:33,938
[Chuckling]
911
00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:36,065
I don't know how to thank you.
912
00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:36,065
I don't know how to thank you.
913
00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:39,444
You'll think of something.
They always think of something.
914
00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:39,444
You'll think of something.
They always think of something.
915
00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:41,487
Wait. What's your names?
916
00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:41,487
Wait. What's your names?
917
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:47,160
Talon. Dan. Den.
918
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:47,160
Talon. Dan. Den.
919
00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:48,286
I'm...
920
00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:48,286
I'm...
921
00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:50,663
Ricky. We know.
922
00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:50,663
Ricky. We know.
923
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:08,598
[Foreign accent] You did
good bringing her to me.
924
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:08,598
[Foreign accent] You did
good bringing her to me.
925
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,518
With a little snoozze she'll
be a-okay. [Background ocean]
926
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,518
With a little snoozze she'll
be a-okay. [Background ocean]
927
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,771
Shouldn't we bring
her to the hospital?
928
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,771
Shouldn't we bring
her to the hospital?
929
00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:17,190
♫ You got a pee pee
stick it in my poo poo ♫
930
00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:17,190
♫ You got a pee pee
stick it in my poo poo ♫
931
00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:19,108
♫♫ make it go boom! ♫♫
932
00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:19,108
♫♫ make it go boom! ♫♫
933
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:23,321
The brains, they spill a
little bit crazzy. She fine.
934
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:23,321
The brains, they spill a
little bit crazzy. She fine.
935
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:27,992
[Eerie, echoing male voice]
Ricky. Ricky.
936
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:27,992
[Eerie, echoing male voice]
Ricky. Ricky.
937
00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:34,624
[Echoing] Go away,
you nasty beasty!
938
00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:34,624
[Echoing] Go away,
you nasty beasty!
939
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:39,295
Take your filthy vermin
with you. Shoo! Shoo!
940
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:39,295
Take your filthy vermin
with you. Shoo! Shoo!
941
00:46:39,379 --> 00:46:43,508
[Triumphant romantic music]
942
00:46:39,379 --> 00:46:43,508
[Triumphant romantic music]
943
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:09,617
(Nurse maleva) Shoo!
944
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:09,617
(Nurse maleva) Shoo!
945
00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:11,661
Shoo!
946
00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:11,661
Shoo!
947
00:47:11,745 --> 00:47:17,208
Take your foul animules
with you. Shoo. Shoo.
948
00:47:11,745 --> 00:47:17,208
Take your foul animules
with you. Shoo. Shoo.
949
00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:21,170
You stay away from those kind.
950
00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:21,170
You stay away from those kind.
951
00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:24,215
Yeah, well those kind saved me.
952
00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:24,215
Yeah, well those kind saved me.
953
00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:32,890
[Cheerful music]
954
00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:32,890
[Cheerful music]
955
00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:57,456
[Whistle blowing]
956
00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:57,456
[Whistle blowing]
957
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:59,792
[Audience booing]
958
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:59,792
[Audience booing]
959
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:02,295
So big bad butch
ain't so bad after all.
960
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:02,295
So big bad butch
ain't so bad after all.
961
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:04,297
Aw, the heck with that, coach!
962
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:04,297
Aw, the heck with that, coach!
963
00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:06,549
Tinker bell didn't pin me.
964
00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:06,549
Tinker bell didn't pin me.
965
00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:08,342
I was distracted.
966
00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:08,342
I was distracted.
967
00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:09,886
[Giggling]
968
00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:09,886
[Giggling]
969
00:48:09,928 --> 00:48:11,155
[Chuckling]
All right. Who's next?
970
00:48:09,928 --> 00:48:11,155
[Chuckling]
All right. Who's next?
971
00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:12,972
(Talon) Me.
972
00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:12,972
(Talon) Me.
973
00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:16,475
(Coach) Oh, so I
see Mr. Ducktale
974
00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:16,475
(Coach) Oh, so I
see Mr. Ducktale
975
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,645
finally decided to join us
in class this semester.
976
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,645
finally decided to join us
in class this semester.
977
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,647
Couldn't get a note
from your quack?
978
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,647
Couldn't get a note
from your quack?
979
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,107
Them two are sweet
on each other.
980
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,107
Them two are sweet
on each other.
981
00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:24,942
Take that back, butch!
982
00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:24,942
Take that back, butch!
983
00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,403
(Coach) Yo! Yo!
Save it for the mat.
984
00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,403
(Coach) Yo! Yo!
Save it for the mat.
985
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:28,821
I don't mind if I do.
986
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:28,821
I don't mind if I do.
987
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,490
[Hard rock music]
988
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,490
[Hard rock music]
989
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:34,076
[Both grunting and groaning]
990
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:34,076
[Both grunting and groaning]
991
00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,289
Give in, Rick.
992
00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,289
Give in, Rick.
993
00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:39,415
Give in to me.
994
00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:39,415
Give in to me.
995
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:40,750
Never!
996
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:40,750
Never!
997
00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,168
You can run from me
998
00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,168
You can run from me
999
00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:45,588
but you can't run from yourself.
1000
00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:45,588
but you can't run from yourself.
1001
00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:47,340
Get off me now!
1002
00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:47,340
Get off me now!
1003
00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:50,259
[Horror music]
1004
00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:50,259
[Horror music]
1005
00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,428
[Growling]
1006
00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,428
[Growling]
1007
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:54,013
[Shouting]
1008
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:54,013
[Shouting]
1009
00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:56,265
Yo, what did I tell
you about biting?
1010
00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:56,265
Yo, what did I tell
you about biting?
1011
00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:58,935
(Talon) Sorry, coach,
I skipped breakfast.
1012
00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:58,935
(Talon) Sorry, coach,
I skipped breakfast.
1013
00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:02,647
(Coach) Skipped breakfast? Wiseguy,
huh? Okay, three mile run everybody
1014
00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:02,647
(Coach) Skipped breakfast? Wiseguy,
huh? Okay, three mile run everybody
1015
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:04,690
you can all thank
wiseguy over here.
1016
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:04,690
you can all thank
wiseguy over here.
1017
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,108
Everybody let's go.
1018
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,108
Everybody let's go.
1019
00:49:06,151 --> 00:49:08,319
Come on. Get go. Get going.
1020
00:49:06,151 --> 00:49:08,319
Come on. Get go. Get going.
1021
00:49:20,832 --> 00:49:21,916
[Thump]
1022
00:49:20,832 --> 00:49:21,916
[Thump]
1023
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,710
♫ I got a feeling ♫
1024
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,710
♫ I got a feeling ♫
1025
00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:27,797
♫ a feeling
that I'm gonna explode ♫
1026
00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:27,797
♫ a feeling
that I'm gonna explode ♫
1027
00:49:27,881 --> 00:49:31,092
♫ yes, I've got this feeling ♫
1028
00:49:27,881 --> 00:49:31,092
♫ yes, I've got this feeling ♫
1029
00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:35,304
♫ how much longer
must I hold my load? ♫
1030
00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:35,304
♫ how much longer
must I hold my load? ♫
1031
00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:41,644
♫ Oh, what do I do? ♫
1032
00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:41,644
♫ Oh, what do I do? ♫
1033
00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:46,565
♫ Purge this urge ♫
1034
00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:46,565
♫ Purge this urge ♫
1035
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:49,902
♫ oh, god, I really
gotta purge this urge ♫
1036
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:49,902
♫ oh, god, I really
gotta purge this urge ♫
1037
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:52,697
♫ if nothing else
I've gotta purge ♫
1038
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:52,697
♫ if nothing else
I've gotta purge ♫
1039
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:55,199
♫ this urge ♫
1040
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:55,199
♫ this urge ♫
1041
00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:58,327
♫ ooh ooh ♫
1042
00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:58,327
♫ ooh ooh ♫
1043
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,748
♫ purge this urge ♫
1044
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,748
♫ purge this urge ♫
1045
00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:06,627
♫ the time is coming ♫
1046
00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:06,627
♫ the time is coming ♫
1047
00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:10,923
♫ when I gotta choose ♫
1048
00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:10,923
♫ when I gotta choose ♫
1049
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,050
♫ there's no more hiding ♫
1050
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,050
♫ there's no more hiding ♫
1051
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,972
♫ no more playing
by the boss man's rules ♫
1052
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,972
♫ no more playing
by the boss man's rules ♫
1053
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:24,311
♫ I've got to find my own way ♫
1054
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:24,311
♫ I've got to find my own way ♫
1055
00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:28,482
♫♫ purge this urge! ♫♫
1056
00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:28,482
♫♫ purge this urge! ♫♫
1057
00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:30,276
[Music stops abruptly]
1058
00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:30,276
[Music stops abruptly]
1059
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,611
Is there something you
wanna talk about, kid?
1060
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,611
Is there something you
wanna talk about, kid?
1061
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,280
[ Bell ringing]
1062
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,280
[ Bell ringing]
1063
00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:36,615
(Ricky)
My mother, before she died,
1064
00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:36,615
(Ricky)
My mother, before she died,
1065
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:39,410
she said, "Ricky,
1066
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:39,410
she said, "Ricky,
1067
00:50:39,494 --> 00:50:43,247
always be true to yourself".
And I try to be.
1068
00:50:39,494 --> 00:50:43,247
always be true to yourself".
And I try to be.
1069
00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:48,169
But I get these feelings.
1070
00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:48,169
But I get these feelings.
1071
00:50:48,253 --> 00:50:51,630
Uh, these, urges.
1072
00:50:48,253 --> 00:50:51,630
Uh, these, urges.
1073
00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:58,220
And they feel true,
they feel so right.
1074
00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:58,220
And they feel true,
they feel so right.
1075
00:50:58,263 --> 00:51:01,557
But,
1076
00:50:58,263 --> 00:51:01,557
But,
1077
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,476
so wrong.
1078
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,476
so wrong.
1079
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,562
Ricky, it may come
as a surprise to you, kid.
1080
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,562
Ricky, it may come
as a surprise to you, kid.
1081
00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:09,732
Coach tuffman gets
those kind of urges too.
1082
00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:09,732
Coach tuffman gets
those kind of urges too.
1083
00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,485
You don't think I, [chuckling]
1084
00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,485
You don't think I, [chuckling]
1085
00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:15,404
Watch you guys
shower after class?
1086
00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:15,404
Watch you guys
shower after class?
1087
00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:18,491
Soaping up your biceps,
1088
00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:18,491
Soaping up your biceps,
1089
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:19,992
your abs,
1090
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:19,992
your abs,
1091
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,660
glutes.
1092
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,660
glutes.
1093
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:24,455
Whoa. I think it's time
for me to bug out.
1094
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:24,455
Whoa. I think it's time
for me to bug out.
1095
00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:26,999
Ricky, sit down. Relax.
1096
00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:26,999
Ricky, sit down. Relax.
1097
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,502
This is between
me and you, right?
1098
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,502
This is between
me and you, right?
1099
00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:34,256
I'm gonna do something for
you my wife will never do for me.
1100
00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:34,256
I'm gonna do something for
you my wife will never do for me.
1101
00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:36,175
That dusty old wench.
[Chuckling]
1102
00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:36,175
That dusty old wench.
[Chuckling]
1103
00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:39,303
Hey!
1104
00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:39,303
Hey!
1105
00:51:39,387 --> 00:51:40,971
[Coach, groaning]
1106
00:51:39,387 --> 00:51:40,971
[Coach, groaning]
1107
00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:43,349
[Suspenseful music]
1108
00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:43,349
[Suspenseful music]
1109
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,563
[Both shouting]
1110
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,563
[Both shouting]
1111
00:51:58,698 --> 00:52:01,033
Tastes like chicken, huh, babe?
1112
00:51:58,698 --> 00:52:01,033
Tastes like chicken, huh, babe?
1113
00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:04,578
[Sad music]
1114
00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:04,578
[Sad music]
1115
00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:11,168
I don't know
what's happening to me.
1116
00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:11,168
I don't know
what's happening to me.
1117
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:15,172
It's as if suddenly I have
this strength, that, like...
1118
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:15,172
It's as if suddenly I have
this strength, that, like...
1119
00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:17,508
Of a grizzzzly?
1120
00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:17,508
Of a grizzzzly?
1121
00:52:17,592 --> 00:52:20,553
Listen. Don't have a cow.
1122
00:52:17,592 --> 00:52:20,553
Listen. Don't have a cow.
1123
00:52:20,637 --> 00:52:23,055
We got your back.
1124
00:52:20,637 --> 00:52:23,055
We got your back.
1125
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:25,057
You did this.
1126
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:25,057
You did this.
1127
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:29,645
It was your bite! My ass!
1128
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:29,645
It was your bite! My ass!
1129
00:52:29,729 --> 00:52:33,858
What? What are you?
1130
00:52:29,729 --> 00:52:33,858
What? What are you?
1131
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:36,986
The same as you.
1132
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:36,986
The same as you.
1133
00:52:37,028 --> 00:52:39,488
(Butch) Oooh.
1134
00:52:37,028 --> 00:52:39,488
(Butch) Oooh.
1135
00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:41,782
Look who we've got here.
1136
00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:41,782
Look who we've got here.
1137
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:44,243
Clean up for coach
like good little boys?
1138
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:44,243
Clean up for coach
like good little boys?
1139
00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:46,370
More like cleaning up coach.
1140
00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:46,370
More like cleaning up coach.
1141
00:52:46,454 --> 00:52:48,038
[Guys laughing]
1142
00:52:46,454 --> 00:52:48,038
[Guys laughing]
1143
00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:51,834
Time to teach the
fairy brigade a lesson.
1144
00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:53,002
[Bell ringing]
1145
00:52:53,044 --> 00:52:54,378
Ugh.
1146
00:52:54,462 --> 00:52:56,172
(Butch) My pops told me
1147
00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:58,507
this is how you teach
lessons to pansies
1148
00:53:00,093 --> 00:53:03,095
sounds like pops
knows how to party.
1149
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,388
Leave him alone, butch!
1150
00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:06,765
Shut up, Nancy boy!
1151
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,225
You're next.
1152
00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:10,603
Gentlemen.
1153
00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:13,898
[All chanting] Plug him up!
Plug him up! Plug him up!
1154
00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:17,568
Plug him up! Plug
him up! Plug him up!
1155
00:53:17,652 --> 00:53:19,737
This is for you, Jesus.
1156
00:53:19,821 --> 00:53:21,071
[Grunting]
1157
00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:25,868
Plug him up! Plug him up!
1158
00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:27,620
[Chuckling]
1159
00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:30,080
Plug him up! Plug him up!
1160
00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:31,290
[Growling]
1161
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:32,708
[Suspenseful music]
1162
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,126
Plug him up!
1163
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,921
[Loud growling and horror chord]
1164
00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:44,470
[Roaring]
1165
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:47,139
[Shrill scream]
1166
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,766
You okay, dude?
1167
00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:51,644
[Butch, giggling hysterically]
1168
00:53:51,728 --> 00:53:53,729
Man, I was just playing.
1169
00:53:53,813 --> 00:53:55,314
It was just a joke.
1170
00:53:55,398 --> 00:53:57,733
It's a party, daddy os!
1171
00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:58,776
[Swoosh]
1172
00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:00,986
[Screaming]
1173
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:04,240
[Intense rock music]
1174
00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:06,242
Ugh!
1175
00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:07,618
[Slap]
1176
00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:09,828
[Shouting]
1177
00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:11,080
[Crying]
1178
00:54:11,164 --> 00:54:13,499
[Shouting]
1179
00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:17,795
[Playful music]
1180
00:54:20,048 --> 00:54:22,299
[Intense rock music and crying]
1181
00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:28,055
I never promised I'd be gentle.
1182
00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:37,523
Now you know what we are.
And what you are!
1183
00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:39,441
(Ricky) No. I'm
not like any of you.
1184
00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:46,824
Angsty little dude.
1185
00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:48,993
[Shouting]
1186
00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:50,953
My darling.
It's good for your head.
1187
00:54:51,037 --> 00:54:52,871
Call me, sybill!
1188
00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:54,373
Nurse maleva,
you've gotta help me.
1189
00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:56,959
Just calm down.
Tell me everything.
1190
00:54:57,043 --> 00:54:58,877
You were right.
Talon, the twins,
1191
00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:01,672
they're not just different,
they're... they're...
1192
00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:03,382
Werebears.
1193
00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:04,800
Werebears!
1194
00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,343
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
1195
00:55:06,428 --> 00:55:10,639
Where I am from,
there is old saying
1196
00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:14,226
even a boy
who thinks he's straight
1197
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,812
yet shaves his balls by night,
1198
00:55:16,855 --> 00:55:20,482
may become a werebear
from the hormones of age
1199
00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:23,819
and the latent urge
takes flight.
1200
00:55:23,903 --> 00:55:25,446
So you're saying...
1201
00:55:25,530 --> 00:55:28,073
Once bitten,
anytime you get aroused,
1202
00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:30,326
you become that which bit you.
1203
00:55:30,368 --> 00:55:31,768
And you attack
those you lust after.
1204
00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:33,370
Lust after?
1205
00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:38,167
I think you know
what I'm talking about.
1206
00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:39,877
[Playful ping]
1207
00:55:39,961 --> 00:55:41,337
Homo!
1208
00:55:41,421 --> 00:55:43,714
No. I am not a homo!
1209
00:55:43,798 --> 00:55:47,009
I'm a, werebear.
1210
00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:48,927
[Ominous chord]
1211
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:51,638
[Cheerful rock music]
1212
00:56:03,651 --> 00:56:05,027
Looking for these?
1213
00:56:05,111 --> 00:56:06,862
[Sighing]
1214
00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:11,200
I'm going to the police.
1215
00:56:11,284 --> 00:56:14,203
Well, don't forget to tell them
1216
00:56:14,287 --> 00:56:16,622
what you did to good old
coach tuffman.
1217
00:56:16,706 --> 00:56:18,374
He was trying to molest me.
1218
00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:20,125
Ricky. Ricky. Ricky.
1219
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,794
You can't molest the willing.
1220
00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:23,212
[Growling]
1221
00:56:23,254 --> 00:56:26,965
[Light growl]
1222
00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:30,886
You're such a cub,
Ricky. All show and no go.
1223
00:56:30,929 --> 00:56:34,807
Who's talking about not being like
everybody else, you just wanna be you.
1224
00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:36,809
This is you.
1225
00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:40,604
No. You did this to me.
1226
00:56:40,688 --> 00:56:43,399
[Thump] You could ask
yourself a question, brother.
1227
00:56:43,441 --> 00:56:47,319
[Panting] Did the bite
put the beast in you?
1228
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,863
Or let it out.
1229
00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:55,702
[Snapping]
1230
00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:04,628
♫ love, love, love
bit me on the ass ♫
1231
00:57:04,712 --> 00:57:07,089
♫ love bit me on the ass ♫
1232
00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:09,341
♫ it got me by surprise ♫
1233
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,593
♫ love bit me on the ass ♫
1234
00:57:11,636 --> 00:57:14,138
♫ took teeth to realizze ♫
1235
00:57:14,222 --> 00:57:16,932
♫ that I'm just a lonely boy ♫
1236
00:57:17,016 --> 00:57:19,268
♫ yes, deep down I'm blue ♫
1237
00:57:19,352 --> 00:57:21,687
♫ but when I'm
unleash the beast ♫
1238
00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:24,356
♫ to myself I'm true ♫
1239
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:32,441
♫ love, love, love,
bit me on the ass ♫
1240
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,785
♫ love bit me on the ass ♫
1241
00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:39,288
♫ bit me deep down too ♫
1242
00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:41,457
♫ love bit me on the ass ♫
1243
00:57:41,499 --> 00:57:43,459
♫ but no way am I like you ♫
1244
00:57:43,501 --> 00:57:46,462
♫ I may be quite different ♫
1245
00:57:46,546 --> 00:57:48,380
♫ but I am not a beast ♫
1246
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:51,383
♫ I just want to cuddle ♫
1247
00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:53,760
♫ and you just wanna feast ♫
1248
00:57:53,845 --> 00:58:01,845
♫ love, love, love,
bit me on the ass ♫
1249
00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:27,002
♫♫ love, love, love ♫♫
1250
00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:28,462
[Both, growling]
1251
00:58:33,801 --> 00:58:38,013
Meet me tonight at the luau.
It's gonna be a bloodbath.
1252
00:58:38,097 --> 00:58:41,558
What do you mean
[Growling] with "bloodbath"?
1253
00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:45,062
It means that the guys are gonna
shake things up at the school dance.
1254
00:58:45,146 --> 00:58:48,524
Payback time for those
small-minded haters. [Chuckling]
1255
00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:51,527
I can't be part of that, Talon.
1256
00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:53,278
You can't be part of that.
1257
00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:56,114
This is not how you
gain acceptance.
1258
00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:59,368
[Panting]
1259
00:58:59,410 --> 00:59:04,998
Well, then I guess I'll
see ya when I'll see ya.
1260
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,098
[Soft pop music]
1261
00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:29,398
♫ I saw you dancing ♫
1262
00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:32,609
♫ barefoot in the sand ♫
1263
00:59:36,447 --> 00:59:41,243
♫ I can love you
like no other can ♫
1264
00:59:41,327 --> 00:59:46,248
♫ sexy ways sexy ways ♫
1265
00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:50,836
♫♫ sexy ways sexy ways ♫♫
1266
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,338
[Applause]
1267
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:55,757
[Audience booing]
1268
00:59:58,469 --> 01:00:02,514
You've all given us such a warm
welcome this first week at school.
1269
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:05,267
You definitely deserve
this next number, it's, uh,
1270
01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:08,353
it's pretty bear-tastic.
1271
01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:12,691
[Rock music begins]
1272
01:00:20,783 --> 01:00:24,161
♫ well, we got a new dance
it's the hit of the land ♫
1273
01:00:27,081 --> 01:00:30,709
♫ all you gotta do
is thrust when you stand ♫
1274
01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:35,881
♫ [indistinct]A squeal,
a grunt, and a squirt ♫
1275
01:00:38,134 --> 01:00:43,305
♫ yeah, it's called the warebear
and it just might hurt ♫
1276
01:00:43,348 --> 01:00:45,641
♫ let's do the werebear ♫
1277
01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:49,478
♫ and let the werebear do you ♫
1278
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,356
♫ let's do the werebear ♫
1279
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:56,652
♫ right here in Malibu ♫
1280
01:00:59,572 --> 01:01:01,615
(All) Yeah!
1281
01:01:01,699 --> 01:01:05,494
♫ Sweeping the nation just
like civil rights werebear ♫
1282
01:01:05,578 --> 01:01:10,374
♫ it's the latest sensation
for long long lonely nights ♫
1283
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:12,626
♫ werebear ♫
1284
01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:14,670
I knew you would come, son.
1285
01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:17,005
♫ Four, three, two, thrust ♫
1286
01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:19,549
I know now what
I must do, maleva.
1287
01:01:19,634 --> 01:01:21,593
♫ Three, thrust ♫
1288
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:25,847
♫ I wanna do it again
let's do the werebear ♫
1289
01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:29,393
♫ and let the werebear do you ♫
1290
01:01:29,477 --> 01:01:31,687
♫ let's do the werebear ♫
1291
01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:36,233
♫ right here in Malibu ♫
1292
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:41,238
Yeah!
1293
01:01:41,322 --> 01:01:44,282
♫ One, two, three, thrust ♫
1294
01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:46,618
[Moaning]
1295
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:49,871
♫ one, two, three, thrust
one, two, three, thrust ♫
1296
01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:52,749
[Growling] ♫ do it again ♫
1297
01:01:52,834 --> 01:01:54,584
[Moaning]
1298
01:01:54,669 --> 01:01:59,047
♫ one, two, three, thrust
oh, it never has to end ♫
1299
01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:01,967
♫ one, two, three, thrust
one, two, three, thrust ♫
1300
01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:05,387
[Growling and shouting]
1301
01:02:05,471 --> 01:02:07,389
♫♫ one, two, three,
thrust, oh! ♫♫
1302
01:02:07,473 --> 01:02:08,598
♫ Everybody gather round ♫
1303
01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:10,392
[Audience gasping]
1304
01:02:10,476 --> 01:02:12,978
♫ you better not let
this madness go down ♫
1305
01:02:13,062 --> 01:02:16,982
♫ they got good lines
they fuck real good ♫
1306
01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:21,653
♫♫ but they just want
to make you their food ♫♫
1307
01:02:24,532 --> 01:02:26,032
Yeah!
1308
01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:27,784
[Music stops]
1309
01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:30,412
[Both growling]
1310
01:02:30,496 --> 01:02:33,749
Violence and hatred
is not the answer.
1311
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:38,336
If we are to be accepted we
must show love and tolerance.
1312
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:41,381
There are human beings
out there, Talon.
1313
01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:43,675
Not snacks.
1314
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,343
[Chuckling]
1315
01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:48,513
Nice speech, Gandhi.
1316
01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:51,850
But we're hungry!
[Suspenseful music]
1317
01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:53,685
[Shouting]
1318
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,313
[Ominous music]
1319
01:02:56,397 --> 01:03:02,110
[General screaming and growling]
1320
01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:05,947
[Suspenseful music continues]
1321
01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:08,325
(Talon) I freed you
from a life of conformity.
1322
01:03:08,409 --> 01:03:11,453
I unleashed you
from the mundane.
1323
01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:13,121
[Punches and screaming]
1324
01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:19,002
(Ricky) You chained
me to a life of bloodloss!
1325
01:03:39,524 --> 01:03:40,774
[Shouting]
1326
01:03:43,528 --> 01:03:45,237
[Screaming]
1327
01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:52,118
[Shouting]
1328
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,501
Help me, maleva!
1329
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:06,550
(Maleva) Yes, Ricky.
You know what to do.
1330
01:04:06,634 --> 01:04:09,219
[Shouting and suspenseful chord]
1331
01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:18,979
[Both panting]
1332
01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:25,902
[Sad music] Maybe...
1333
01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:29,781
I should've been more like you.
1334
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:33,118
We can change
the world together.
1335
01:04:33,202 --> 01:04:35,120
You still can.
1336
01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:39,040
[Panting] Go get 'em, kid.
1337
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,042
Make sure
1338
01:04:41,085 --> 01:04:44,838
you tell them
that I'm not a monster.
1339
01:04:46,924 --> 01:04:50,010
You know, werebears
need love too.
1340
01:05:07,987 --> 01:05:10,071
[Howling]
1341
01:05:15,328 --> 01:05:17,662
(Tobe) Wow. Not enough gay.
1342
01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:21,166
(Ryan) Yeah, I mean, de
palma, ripping this off for carrey?
1343
01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:23,293
(Tobe) Why are you
surprised? It's de palma.
1344
01:05:23,377 --> 01:05:26,922
What... what I don't get, is if
they just shaved their chests
1345
01:05:26,964 --> 01:05:28,924
wouldn't their curse be lifted?
1346
01:05:28,966 --> 01:05:31,468
I mean, that's what it took
to be a werebear. Right?
1347
01:05:31,552 --> 01:05:33,428
Uh. Sure.
1348
01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:35,532
I feel like I would've used
something less invasive.
1349
01:05:35,556 --> 01:05:38,350
You know, like, instead of a
dildo, maybe a silver razzor.
1350
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:40,101
[Chuckling and squeaking sound]
1351
01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:42,354
What was that?
1352
01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:45,273
That's what scientists refer
to as the one cheek sneak.
1353
01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:48,276
Anyone want anything
from the concession stand?
1354
01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:49,421
I'm gonna go talk to Mr. K.
1355
01:05:49,445 --> 01:05:50,946
I'm good.
1356
01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:52,822
Nah, just bring desi
back if you can.
1357
01:05:52,907 --> 01:05:55,617
Yeah, sure, I'll be right
back. [Clearing throat]
1358
01:05:55,701 --> 01:05:57,869
[Farting]
1359
01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:05,794
[Continues farting]
1360
01:06:09,131 --> 01:06:11,216
Is it hot in here
or is it just me?
1361
01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:13,093
It's you.
1362
01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:19,015
How 'bout you sideburns, want
some of this milk it may cool you off?
1363
01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:20,767
I'd rather have a
beer. [Chuckling]
1364
01:06:20,851 --> 01:06:22,644
Nice.
1365
01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:24,646
Okay. Saw you, Mr. Cockblock.
1366
01:06:24,730 --> 01:06:26,064
[Mumbling]
1367
01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:28,024
Hey, is there any popcorn left?
1368
01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:30,902
Fresh out.
1369
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,988
Want me to get some
more before the next flick?
1370
01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:34,906
Yeah. I'll just be here
getting manhandled.
1371
01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:36,658
Really?
1372
01:06:36,742 --> 01:06:38,827
[Baby gibberish]
1373
01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:42,831
Oh. I could just eat you up.
1374
01:06:42,915 --> 01:06:47,335
♫ It's all over, darling ♫
1375
01:06:47,378 --> 01:06:48,670
♫♫ because I... ♫♫
1376
01:06:48,754 --> 01:06:50,088
[Door opening]
1377
01:06:50,172 --> 01:06:51,673
Hey, Mr. K. How you holding up?
1378
01:06:51,716 --> 01:06:53,383
Jesus, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1379
01:06:53,467 --> 01:06:55,093
Boy, dammit.
1380
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:56,720
Does anybody knock anymore?
1381
01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:58,054
I'm an old man here.
1382
01:06:58,139 --> 01:06:59,305
Mr. K., I'm sorry, sir, I...
1383
01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:00,932
Don't apologizze.
1384
01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:04,519
Put, put, put, put
your hands down, son.
1385
01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:07,939
Wow. Thanks
for the six heart attacks.
1386
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:10,358
Do you have a minute
to talk. I, I need to.
1387
01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:14,612
Well, sure thing. But, uh, go
over to the projector first
1388
01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:16,698
and flip on my call, okay?
1389
01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:18,908
Yeah, you got it, Mr. K.
1390
01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:22,620
[Screaming and thunder]
1391
01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:28,251
Welcome back, boyls and ghouls.
1392
01:07:28,335 --> 01:07:33,923
Anybody not off
to eternal slumber yet?
1393
01:07:34,008 --> 01:07:36,801
[Horns honking]
1394
01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:41,306
Tonight they will bask in the
glory of the unconventional.
1395
01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:44,726
Spit in the eye of morality
1396
01:07:44,810 --> 01:07:48,688
and feast on the art
of the damned.
1397
01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:51,983
With a film
that will test your tastes
1398
01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:56,946
and rock the very fabric
of your senses! [Laughing]
1399
01:07:57,031 --> 01:08:01,409
[German accent] And first,
it's time to bear witness
1400
01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:04,621
to the Bible of bad taste,
1401
01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:09,918
the diary of Anne Frankenstein!
1402
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:13,463
[Rattling and spooky
piano music]
1403
01:08:13,547 --> 01:08:18,551
[1930s music]
1404
01:08:28,437 --> 01:08:29,562
[Speaking German]
1405
01:09:10,729 --> 01:09:14,065
[Intense suspenseful music]
1406
01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:32,750
Sh.
1407
01:09:41,218 --> 01:09:42,635
[Crash]
1408
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:43,761
[Shouting]
1409
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:56,983
[Suspenseful music stops]
1410
01:10:06,535 --> 01:10:08,203
[Suspenseful music resumes]
1411
01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:38,942
[Growling]
1412
01:11:17,856 --> 01:11:20,358
[Playful music]
1413
01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:29,117
[Chuckling]
1414
01:11:29,201 --> 01:11:30,994
[Anna, chuckling]
1415
01:11:31,078 --> 01:11:32,954
[Mocking, laughing]
1416
01:11:33,038 --> 01:11:34,455
[All, laughing]
1417
01:11:53,058 --> 01:12:00,982
[Gunshots]
1418
01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:15,288
[Thunder]
1419
01:12:43,108 --> 01:12:44,442
[Both soldiers] Heil, Hitler!
1420
01:12:44,526 --> 01:12:49,864
[Indistinct]
1421
01:12:49,948 --> 01:12:51,574
Scheisse.
1422
01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:09,217
[Knocking]
1423
01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:23,439
[Chuckling]
1424
01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:24,774
Boop!
1425
01:14:03,063 --> 01:14:04,689
[Playful music]
1426
01:14:06,108 --> 01:14:07,900
[Both, laughing]
1427
01:14:10,612 --> 01:14:11,654
Poofta.
1428
01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:37,156
(Both) Heil, Hitler!
1429
01:16:07,062 --> 01:16:08,729
[Suspenseful music]
1430
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:51,897
[Singing, sweet music]
1431
01:17:20,677 --> 01:17:22,261
[Suspenseful music]
1432
01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:23,512
(Eva) Oh, mein gott.
1433
01:18:46,888 --> 01:18:48,597
[Heavenly music]
1434
01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:53,394
[Growling]
1435
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:45,613
[Purring]
1436
01:19:49,242 --> 01:19:54,205
[Growling]
1437
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,168
Heil, Hitler!
1438
01:20:53,765 --> 01:20:55,516
Meshugannah.
1439
01:20:58,645 --> 01:20:59,854
Huh?
1440
01:21:14,244 --> 01:21:15,369
[Growling softly]
1441
01:21:29,843 --> 01:21:32,136
[Continues encouraging]
1442
01:22:38,161 --> 01:22:39,203
[Growling]
1443
01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:44,708
[Intense suspenseful music]
1444
01:22:46,086 --> 01:22:47,586
(Both) Nein!
1445
01:22:49,130 --> 01:22:50,965
[Indistinct]
1446
01:22:55,595 --> 01:22:57,096
[Sound of wet meat]
1447
01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:58,180
[Screaming]
1448
01:23:25,875 --> 01:23:28,669
[Groaning] What the fuck?
1449
01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:39,430
[Suspenseful music]
1450
01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:03,120
[Gunshots]
1451
01:24:30,690 --> 01:24:33,901
[Intense suspenseful music
and screaming continues]
1452
01:25:05,266 --> 01:25:07,684
[Eva and Hitler
alternate screaming]
1453
01:25:07,769 --> 01:25:09,061
[Growling]
1454
01:25:21,574 --> 01:25:23,033
[Both, sighing in relief]
1455
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,619
[All scream]
1456
01:25:41,219 --> 01:25:42,636
[Sound of wet meat]
1457
01:25:54,607 --> 01:25:55,732
[Growling]
1458
01:26:10,498 --> 01:26:11,707
Oh!
1459
01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:41,612
[Ripping, screaming]
1460
01:26:58,046 --> 01:27:00,130
[Traditional Jewish music]
1461
01:27:23,613 --> 01:27:25,739
(Male voice, on screen)
What is it? [Chorus singing]
1462
01:27:25,782 --> 01:27:28,575
More popcorn?
1463
01:27:28,618 --> 01:27:32,079
[On screen singing] ♫ two hot
popcorns mix it up, wrap it up ♫
1464
01:27:32,121 --> 01:27:34,206
♫ butter it up ♫
1465
01:27:34,290 --> 01:27:36,750
[Thump and moaning]
1466
01:27:36,834 --> 01:27:39,836
I got big plans for you, baby.
1467
01:27:39,921 --> 01:27:41,630
Nice. Nice.
1468
01:27:41,714 --> 01:27:42,839
You like that, baby?
1469
01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,299
Hm. Yeah.
1470
01:27:44,384 --> 01:27:47,177
[Moaning]
Loads of possibilities.
1471
01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:51,181
24.000 square feet, Starbucks,
1472
01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:54,685
food court, oh, I get hard
just thinking about it.
1473
01:27:54,769 --> 01:27:57,813
Yeah. [Crunching, moaning]
1474
01:27:57,897 --> 01:28:00,440
Hm. That's good. Hm.
1475
01:28:00,525 --> 01:28:03,235
Oh. So, so good.
1476
01:28:03,319 --> 01:28:05,195
Hm. Delicious.
1477
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:08,615
Hey. Are you enjoying my
mouth or the fucking popcorn?
1478
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:10,117
Well, both, baby.
1479
01:28:10,201 --> 01:28:12,536
It's kind of a big
fantasy for me.
1480
01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:15,455
Well, are you sure? 'Cause it
seems you're getting all orgasmic
1481
01:28:15,540 --> 01:28:16,873
about your fucking snacks.
1482
01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:20,460
[Stomach noises and grunting]
1483
01:28:20,503 --> 01:28:23,380
Jesus, are you okay?
1484
01:28:23,464 --> 01:28:25,257
Yeah, just, uh, I
feel hot. Kinda hot.
1485
01:28:25,341 --> 01:28:27,509
Don't stop. Come on.
[Stomach noises]
1486
01:28:27,593 --> 01:28:30,721
Okay. Tell me when you're gonna
pop. You know I don't like the taste.
1487
01:28:30,805 --> 01:28:32,973
Yeah. Yeah. Ugh.
1488
01:28:40,106 --> 01:28:41,481
[Groaning and gurgling]
1489
01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:47,738
[Suspenseful music]
1490
01:28:47,822 --> 01:28:49,323
What...
1491
01:28:49,407 --> 01:28:51,116
[Growling]
1492
01:28:57,582 --> 01:28:58,915
[Wet meat and cracking]
1493
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,167
[Wet meat and growling]
1494
01:29:00,209 --> 01:29:03,086
[Background radio]
1495
01:29:03,171 --> 01:29:05,297
[Horror chord]
1496
01:29:12,221 --> 01:29:14,431
More head.
1497
01:29:14,515 --> 01:29:17,392
[Groaning]
1498
01:29:17,477 --> 01:29:20,020
[Crunching, moaning]
1499
01:29:23,107 --> 01:29:25,192
[Soft growling]
1500
01:29:28,905 --> 01:29:30,238
[Loud thump]
1501
01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:31,198
What the fuck?
1502
01:29:31,282 --> 01:29:32,449
[Chuckling]
1503
01:29:32,533 --> 01:29:33,742
I just washed this car.
1504
01:29:33,826 --> 01:29:35,285
He's got blue slushies!
1505
01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:37,704
Oh! I'm like freaking
out right now!
1506
01:29:37,789 --> 01:29:39,373
All right. What were
we talking about?
1507
01:29:39,415 --> 01:29:41,458
Tobe. I should probably go...
1508
01:29:41,542 --> 01:29:43,543
Talk to tobe.
1509
01:29:43,628 --> 01:29:46,046
I think you should talk
to him. That's my piece.
1510
01:29:46,089 --> 01:29:49,800
That's fine! Screw it!
Just tell me how it begins.
1511
01:29:49,884 --> 01:29:52,969
Roger Wilco.
Red five. Standing by.
1512
01:29:53,054 --> 01:29:54,638
Hm. Nerdy one.
1513
01:29:54,722 --> 01:29:56,139
Yeah, and you getting that line
1514
01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:57,599
makes you one of the good ones.
1515
01:29:57,683 --> 01:29:59,059
[Door closing]
1516
01:29:59,102 --> 01:30:03,271
Which makes me, the final girl.
1517
01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:08,944
(Announcer)
And now, on with the show.
1518
01:30:11,906 --> 01:30:13,824
[Thunder
and screaming recording]
1519
01:30:13,908 --> 01:30:16,827
Well, my chilly chillens,
1520
01:30:16,911 --> 01:30:21,915
I hope you're still with us for the
long [indistinct] [vicious laughing]
1521
01:30:28,005 --> 01:30:33,593
(Mr. K.) For this popular abomination
you've all been waiting for.
1522
01:30:33,636 --> 01:30:37,681
The final sinful centerpiece,
1523
01:30:37,765 --> 01:30:40,851
of our last evening together.
1524
01:30:40,935 --> 01:30:43,353
Hey.
1525
01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:45,480
So, I need to get
something off my chest.
1526
01:30:45,565 --> 01:30:47,482
I... I...
1527
01:30:47,567 --> 01:30:51,987
(Mr. K. You are gonna
see some serious shit!
1528
01:30:52,071 --> 01:30:53,697
Whoa.
1529
01:30:53,781 --> 01:30:56,116
It's just like
in the movies, huh?
1530
01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:58,452
I... I...
1531
01:30:58,536 --> 01:31:00,662
I got nothing.
1532
01:31:00,746 --> 01:31:04,708
(Mr. K)
The most vile and offensive
1533
01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:07,377
stock of celluloid.
1534
01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:12,966
Here is deathication.
[Laughing viciously]
1535
01:31:15,928 --> 01:31:18,513
[Spooky music]
1536
01:31:23,436 --> 01:31:25,687
[Door opening]
1537
01:31:25,771 --> 01:31:27,647
Oh, hello.
1538
01:31:27,690 --> 01:31:29,065
I didn't see you there.
1539
01:31:29,150 --> 01:31:30,817
Come in, won't you?
1540
01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:37,657
Would you mind, uh,
closing the door, please?
1541
01:31:37,742 --> 01:31:38,825
[Closing door]
1542
01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:40,660
Thank you very much.
1543
01:31:40,703 --> 01:31:43,413
As I was saying, my name
is Fernando phagabeefy.
1544
01:31:43,498 --> 01:31:46,082
Internationally known
and respected film maker.
1545
01:31:46,167 --> 01:31:47,751
The visionary mastermind
1546
01:31:47,835 --> 01:31:49,878
behind notorious
cinematic works such as,
1547
01:31:49,962 --> 01:31:51,171
the cunting death,
1548
01:31:51,214 --> 01:31:52,923
salo 2, the next day
1549
01:31:53,007 --> 01:31:55,842
and of course,
Rosemary's picnic table.
1550
01:31:55,885 --> 01:31:57,385
I here now to present to you
1551
01:31:57,470 --> 01:31:59,638
my latest and greatest
moving picture.
1552
01:31:59,722 --> 01:32:01,765
A film so scandalous,
so intense,
1553
01:32:01,849 --> 01:32:04,017
that it was banned
from every film festival
1554
01:32:04,101 --> 01:32:05,435
in fear of mass hysteria,
1555
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:07,604
and destroyed seating.
1556
01:32:07,688 --> 01:32:09,898
The next 87 minutes
you're about to endure
1557
01:32:09,982 --> 01:32:12,025
a motion picture
I've directed called,
1558
01:32:12,109 --> 01:32:13,527
deathication,
1559
01:32:13,611 --> 01:32:15,445
comes with a very
serious warning.
1560
01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:17,405
This film
was specifically produced
1561
01:32:17,490 --> 01:32:20,033
to elicit the effect
of pure terror on the audience
1562
01:32:20,076 --> 01:32:22,035
to a complete
and total sensory immersion
1563
01:32:22,119 --> 01:32:23,703
to the images on screen
1564
01:32:23,788 --> 01:32:26,414
using the latest
in cinematic technology.
1565
01:32:26,499 --> 01:32:28,792
The lights of which
we can have revealed here
1566
01:32:28,876 --> 01:32:30,835
in fear
of government confiscation.
1567
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:33,964
The following visuals
printed on this very film stock
1568
01:32:34,048 --> 01:32:37,259
are proven to cause a highly
visceral, biological response
1569
01:32:37,343 --> 01:32:39,386
in the human nervous system
in the most,
1570
01:32:39,470 --> 01:32:41,221
hm, nefarious of ways.
1571
01:32:44,308 --> 01:32:45,976
Oh, hello, doctor.
1572
01:32:46,060 --> 01:32:48,603
As you can see from
our scientific results,
1573
01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:50,397
this photo realistic rendering
1574
01:32:50,439 --> 01:32:52,065
of one, the human body,
1575
01:32:52,149 --> 01:32:54,150
each and every frame
of deathication
1576
01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:56,486
swiftly attacks the
viewer's brainwaves,
1577
01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:59,072
rendering specific
motor functions helpless
1578
01:32:59,115 --> 01:33:02,242
to the depravity that unfolds
before your very eyes.
1579
01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:04,578
At any moment during
the course of this film,
1580
01:33:04,662 --> 01:33:07,080
viewers have been know
to suddenly and violently
1581
01:33:07,123 --> 01:33:08,790
release their bowels!
1582
01:33:08,874 --> 01:33:12,168
A collective explosion
of hot, moist madness.
1583
01:33:12,253 --> 01:33:15,005
In other words,
what you're about to see
1584
01:33:15,089 --> 01:33:16,840
will make you shit. A lot!
1585
01:33:16,924 --> 01:33:18,800
Buckets of excrement!
1586
01:33:18,884 --> 01:33:20,844
A river of ca ca will
rage through this theater's
1587
01:33:20,928 --> 01:33:22,470
as one buttery floor.
1588
01:33:22,555 --> 01:33:24,639
You'll crap your slacks
for days to come,
1589
01:33:24,724 --> 01:33:27,517
ruin many undergarments
become severely dehydrated,
1590
01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:30,937
brave scorn at any social
event or family gathering,
1591
01:33:31,022 --> 01:33:33,690
even suffer from a case
of inflamed anal tissue
1592
01:33:33,774 --> 01:33:36,359
similar,
to the effects of sodomy.
1593
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:39,029
In other other words, this film
1594
01:33:39,113 --> 01:33:41,114
will rape you
with your own feces.
1595
01:33:41,198 --> 01:33:42,616
And that, my friends,
1596
01:33:42,658 --> 01:33:46,202
is a Fernando
phagabeefy promise.
1597
01:33:46,287 --> 01:33:48,663
With this warning in mind,
by staying in this theatre,
1598
01:33:48,748 --> 01:33:50,832
you're releasing
any rights and liability
1599
01:33:50,916 --> 01:33:54,044
against the film makers or the
owner of this fine establishment
1600
01:33:54,128 --> 01:33:56,087
for any cleaning bills,
shattered senses,
1601
01:33:56,172 --> 01:33:58,673
or exploded ovaries.
So, for the safety of you,
1602
01:33:58,758 --> 01:34:00,759
those around you
and the integrity
1603
01:34:00,843 --> 01:34:02,552
of your swimming trunks area,
1604
01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:05,513
please consider this
your final warning.
1605
01:34:05,598 --> 01:34:07,724
Those in the audience
who have a weak constitution
1606
01:34:07,808 --> 01:34:09,309
or a giant asshole,
1607
01:34:09,393 --> 01:34:11,394
should leave
this theatre immediately!
1608
01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:13,396
Unless you are truly prepared
1609
01:34:13,481 --> 01:34:17,317
to experience the horrific
effects of, deathication.
1610
01:34:17,401 --> 01:34:20,487
Because you can't scream if
you're full of shit. [Fart sound]
1611
01:34:24,158 --> 01:34:26,159
[Disco music]
1612
01:34:26,243 --> 01:34:27,952
[Fart]
1613
01:34:28,037 --> 01:34:29,037
[Farting]
1614
01:34:29,121 --> 01:34:30,664
[Grunting]
1615
01:34:33,834 --> 01:34:37,837
[Farting]
1616
01:34:40,007 --> 01:34:41,007
[Groaning]
1617
01:34:42,343 --> 01:34:44,177
[Farting]
1618
01:34:46,347 --> 01:34:47,681
[Grunting]
1619
01:34:51,435 --> 01:34:52,686
[Fart]
1620
01:34:55,439 --> 01:34:57,023
[Disco music continues]
1621
01:35:10,037 --> 01:35:11,037
[Grunting]
1622
01:35:20,005 --> 01:35:21,631
What the hell...
1623
01:35:21,716 --> 01:35:23,026
[Grunting over radio,
audio problems]
1624
01:35:23,050 --> 01:35:24,551
What is that?
1625
01:35:24,593 --> 01:35:26,428
I don't know. That's a first.
1626
01:35:26,512 --> 01:35:28,304
[Disco music continues]
1627
01:35:28,389 --> 01:35:30,473
Do you think Mr. K's all right?
1628
01:35:30,558 --> 01:35:32,452
(Tobe) I don't know. I'm
kind of worried about him.
1629
01:35:32,476 --> 01:35:34,477
He seemed a bit a mess
about the whole thing,
1630
01:35:34,562 --> 01:35:35,478
and there was a gun.
1631
01:35:35,563 --> 01:35:37,605
What? A gun?
1632
01:35:37,690 --> 01:35:40,442
Look, I'll explain in a sec.
Come on, let's go check him out.
1633
01:35:40,526 --> 01:35:41,568
[Shouting]
1634
01:35:41,652 --> 01:35:42,652
[Farting]
1635
01:35:42,695 --> 01:35:43,737
[Shouting]
1636
01:35:47,450 --> 01:35:48,450
Cecil!
1637
01:35:48,492 --> 01:35:49,743
Oh, my god.
1638
01:35:49,827 --> 01:35:51,578
You kids, get out of here!
1639
01:35:51,662 --> 01:35:53,246
What the hell, man?
1640
01:35:53,330 --> 01:35:54,664
Gun.
1641
01:35:54,749 --> 01:35:56,166
[Growling]
1642
01:35:56,250 --> 01:35:57,333
[Loud thump]
1643
01:35:57,418 --> 01:35:59,377
Dick, you're fired!
1644
01:35:59,462 --> 01:36:01,004
[Gunshot]
1645
01:36:01,088 --> 01:36:03,757
[Groaning] Boss!
1646
01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:05,341
[Loud thump]
1647
01:36:07,261 --> 01:36:09,763
What? You never saw robocop?
1648
01:36:09,847 --> 01:36:11,556
What the cripes was that, Mr. K?
1649
01:36:11,640 --> 01:36:14,058
I don't know. He just
attacked me from behind.
1650
01:36:14,143 --> 01:36:16,811
Next thing I know, he's
trying to pull my pants down.
1651
01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:19,814
I think he was trying
to hide the baloney.
1652
01:36:19,899 --> 01:36:23,109
(Mayna) What's that
blue stuff on him?
1653
01:36:23,194 --> 01:36:26,780
Wait, wait, wait. I saw that on
somebody's shirt downstairs.
1654
01:36:26,822 --> 01:36:29,032
Wait! Did he bite you?
He's totally a zzombie.
1655
01:36:29,116 --> 01:36:30,950
No. He came close
but no cigar. I'm fine.
1656
01:36:31,035 --> 01:36:32,952
And you?
1657
01:36:33,037 --> 01:36:35,872
Actually, I'm kind of awesome,
all things considering.
1658
01:36:35,956 --> 01:36:38,708
(Mr. K.) Well, let's
check the [indistinct]
1659
01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:39,834
Look out!
1660
01:36:39,919 --> 01:36:40,835
Tobe!
1661
01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:42,128
[Loud thump]
1662
01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:43,963
[On screen audio problems]
1663
01:36:44,006 --> 01:36:45,215
Get him off me!
1664
01:36:45,299 --> 01:36:47,133
[Growling]
1665
01:36:47,218 --> 01:36:48,134
[Suspenseful music]
1666
01:36:48,219 --> 01:36:49,511
Tobe!
1667
01:36:49,595 --> 01:36:51,471
Shit! He's trying to kiss me!
1668
01:36:59,563 --> 01:37:01,147
Fuck you, Floyd.
1669
01:37:04,401 --> 01:37:06,069
[Gunshot]
1670
01:37:06,153 --> 01:37:08,905
Wow. Wow. Wow.
1671
01:37:10,783 --> 01:37:12,659
[Gunshot]
1672
01:37:12,743 --> 01:37:13,868
[Groaning]
1673
01:37:13,953 --> 01:37:15,078
Wolfman has nards!
1674
01:37:15,162 --> 01:37:17,038
Nice shooting, Tex.
1675
01:37:17,122 --> 01:37:19,207
How'd you know that
was the sweet spot?
1676
01:37:19,291 --> 01:37:20,834
(Mayna) Come on, I'm a girl.
1677
01:37:20,876 --> 01:37:22,502
I know where guy's heads are.
1678
01:37:22,545 --> 01:37:24,337
(Tobe) Thanks.
1679
01:37:24,421 --> 01:37:26,297
That's two you owe me, junior.
1680
01:37:29,510 --> 01:37:30,885
God, I love you.
1681
01:37:30,970 --> 01:37:32,554
I know.
1682
01:37:32,638 --> 01:37:35,014
Will you two clam
it 'till the credits?
1683
01:37:35,057 --> 01:37:36,182
What I wanna know
1684
01:37:36,267 --> 01:37:37,725
is what the sweet scent
1685
01:37:37,810 --> 01:37:40,353
of Satan's scrotus
is going on here.
1686
01:37:40,437 --> 01:37:42,564
[Cheerful music and screaming]
1687
01:37:58,539 --> 01:38:00,290
[Wet meat and creaming]
1688
01:38:05,713 --> 01:38:13,713
[Shouting]
1689
01:38:23,230 --> 01:38:24,731
What?
1690
01:38:29,403 --> 01:38:32,363
[Suspenseful music]
1691
01:38:32,448 --> 01:38:33,781
[Growling]
1692
01:38:45,210 --> 01:38:46,628
I'll just lie here.
1693
01:38:46,712 --> 01:38:48,504
It all should blow over.
1694
01:38:48,589 --> 01:38:50,924
Ah, fuck that! I could leave!
1695
01:38:51,008 --> 01:38:52,592
I got the car, I got the keys!
1696
01:38:52,635 --> 01:38:55,053
Ah, what about the guys?
1697
01:38:55,137 --> 01:38:57,013
Wait.
1698
01:38:57,097 --> 01:39:00,224
Ah, des! Shit!
1699
01:39:00,309 --> 01:39:02,560
[Softly growling]
1700
01:39:05,773 --> 01:39:07,941
[Cheerful music
over radio continues]
1701
01:39:07,983 --> 01:39:11,527
[Grunting]
1702
01:39:22,581 --> 01:39:24,624
[Baby crying]
1703
01:39:37,554 --> 01:39:39,097
[Wet meat sound]
1704
01:39:43,018 --> 01:39:44,060
[Music stops]
1705
01:39:44,144 --> 01:39:47,021
[Baby gibberish]
1706
01:39:54,530 --> 01:39:56,406
Yes! Okay.
1707
01:39:56,490 --> 01:39:58,157
Come on, Ryan.
1708
01:39:58,200 --> 01:40:01,035
This is my movie.
I'm the final girl.
1709
01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:02,704
Come on!
1710
01:40:02,788 --> 01:40:04,706
[Background screaming
and growling]
1711
01:40:04,790 --> 01:40:06,499
Okay.
1712
01:40:06,583 --> 01:40:08,584
One.
1713
01:40:08,669 --> 01:40:11,462
Two. [Background screaming]
1714
01:40:11,547 --> 01:40:12,714
[Suspenseful music]
1715
01:40:12,798 --> 01:40:14,090
Two and a half.
1716
01:40:14,174 --> 01:40:15,049
Three!
1717
01:40:15,134 --> 01:40:16,676
[Grunting]
1718
01:40:16,760 --> 01:40:18,720
[Suspenseful music,
intensifying]
1719
01:40:20,305 --> 01:40:26,894
[Shouting]
1720
01:40:26,979 --> 01:40:28,563
Jesus, Miller.
1721
01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:35,695
Penis brat!
1722
01:40:35,738 --> 01:40:37,572
You gotta be fucking kidding!
1723
01:40:58,594 --> 01:41:00,762
[Screaming]
1724
01:41:17,738 --> 01:41:19,447
Swearsies.
1725
01:41:19,531 --> 01:41:21,157
Now what?
1726
01:41:21,241 --> 01:41:24,327
We get back in the car
and get the fuck out.
1727
01:41:24,411 --> 01:41:27,163
[Growling]
1728
01:41:27,247 --> 01:41:31,417
Plan a sucks.
Got any other ideas?
1729
01:41:31,502 --> 01:41:33,252
Follow me.
1730
01:41:33,337 --> 01:41:34,962
[Suspenseful music continues]
1731
01:41:43,889 --> 01:41:46,933
Fuck you, fucking zzombies!
1732
01:41:46,975 --> 01:41:48,684
[Shouting] Okay.
1733
01:41:48,769 --> 01:41:50,686
I gotta think.
I gotta save the day.
1734
01:41:50,771 --> 01:41:52,355
What would, uh, Simon pegg do?
1735
01:41:52,439 --> 01:41:54,774
That's too British.
1736
01:41:54,858 --> 01:41:56,692
Des, des, we're gonna
get out of this.
1737
01:41:56,777 --> 01:41:59,028
We're gonna be oh...
1738
01:41:59,113 --> 01:42:00,822
[Suspenseful music and wet meat]
1739
01:42:00,906 --> 01:42:02,156
Des?
1740
01:42:02,241 --> 01:42:05,785
[Gasping] I want you, Ryan.
1741
01:42:05,869 --> 01:42:07,954
That is so awesome, but,
1742
01:42:08,038 --> 01:42:11,332
this is kind of a no time for
love Dr. Jones situation here, so.
1743
01:42:11,416 --> 01:42:13,584
We'll be fine.
1744
01:42:13,669 --> 01:42:16,504
[Moaning] Come to me, Ryan.
1745
01:42:16,588 --> 01:42:18,464
But, but you're...
1746
01:42:18,507 --> 01:42:20,216
In love?
1747
01:42:20,300 --> 01:42:21,884
No...
1748
01:42:21,969 --> 01:42:23,469
[Moaning]
1749
01:42:23,512 --> 01:42:25,638
Be inside me forever, Ryan.
1750
01:42:25,681 --> 01:42:27,140
I, uh...
1751
01:42:33,188 --> 01:42:34,438
Fuck it!
1752
01:42:37,818 --> 01:42:39,402
[Wet meat sound]
1753
01:42:39,486 --> 01:42:41,154
[Groaning]
1754
01:42:45,659 --> 01:42:47,952
[Spooky music]
1755
01:42:51,999 --> 01:42:53,958
Phone's dead.
1756
01:42:54,042 --> 01:42:56,419
(Mr. K.) Phones out
here too, smart bastards.
1757
01:42:56,503 --> 01:42:58,171
What the hell is going on?
1758
01:42:58,213 --> 01:43:01,048
When there's no
more room left in hell,
1759
01:43:01,133 --> 01:43:02,842
"the dead shall fuck the earth."
1760
01:43:02,885 --> 01:43:05,553
Or something like that,
it's like,
1761
01:43:05,637 --> 01:43:06,846
with the final reel.
1762
01:43:06,889 --> 01:43:08,097
Final reel.
1763
01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:09,515
What?
1764
01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:11,559
No. I cannot die here tonight.
1765
01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:15,521
You're not gonna die tonight.
1766
01:43:15,606 --> 01:43:16,731
Here.
1767
01:43:16,815 --> 01:43:18,482
Here you go, kid.
1768
01:43:18,567 --> 01:43:20,003
Six rounds will
give you some courage.
1769
01:43:20,027 --> 01:43:21,277
(Mayna) What about you?
1770
01:43:21,361 --> 01:43:22,820
Don't worry about me.
1771
01:43:22,905 --> 01:43:24,697
Now you came
by car tonight, right?
1772
01:43:24,781 --> 01:43:26,908
Yeah, hopefully
Ryan stayed in the car.
1773
01:43:26,992 --> 01:43:29,118
He's got the keys.
1774
01:43:29,203 --> 01:43:31,037
Get back to your car,
1775
01:43:31,121 --> 01:43:33,873
lock yourselves in
and drive fast.
1776
01:43:33,957 --> 01:43:36,209
What do we tell him?
That this in an undead orgy?
1777
01:43:36,293 --> 01:43:37,793
Tell them whatever!
1778
01:43:37,878 --> 01:43:39,795
Tell them to bring
the cops, the army,
1779
01:43:39,880 --> 01:43:42,089
the goddamn hazzmat suits.
Bring them all!
1780
01:43:42,174 --> 01:43:44,050
Now, you have
12 rounds between you.
1781
01:43:44,134 --> 01:43:46,302
Got it.
1782
01:43:46,386 --> 01:43:47,970
(Mayna) Aren't you coming?
1783
01:43:48,055 --> 01:43:51,474
Yeah. Yeah. I'll...
I'll catch up with ya.
1784
01:43:54,895 --> 01:43:56,854
Scoot you two. Good luck.
1785
01:43:56,939 --> 01:43:59,232
And may the schwartzz
be with ya.
1786
01:43:59,316 --> 01:44:00,650
You too, Mr. K.
1787
01:44:08,158 --> 01:44:11,786
What was it you said, Orson?
1788
01:44:11,870 --> 01:44:16,374
Nobody who takes on
anything big and tough
1789
01:44:16,458 --> 01:44:18,751
can afford to be modest.
1790
01:44:18,835 --> 01:44:20,795
[Background shouting
and growling]
1791
01:44:20,879 --> 01:44:23,464
[Triumphant music]
1792
01:44:27,928 --> 01:44:30,054
Fuck modesty.
1793
01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:47,196
[Suspenseful chord]
1794
01:44:47,281 --> 01:44:48,447
Fuck!
1795
01:44:48,532 --> 01:44:50,074
[Soft growling]
1796
01:44:56,123 --> 01:44:57,832
Hey, there, big boy.
1797
01:44:57,916 --> 01:44:59,292
You like that?
1798
01:45:01,503 --> 01:45:02,962
Is this what you want?
1799
01:45:03,046 --> 01:45:04,380
(Tobe) Mayna, what the fuck?
1800
01:45:04,464 --> 01:45:07,425
[Distorted voice] Happy ending.
1801
01:45:07,509 --> 01:45:10,052
[Panting]
1802
01:45:10,137 --> 01:45:11,804
[Gunshot]
1803
01:45:11,888 --> 01:45:13,973
[Keys clinking]
1804
01:45:14,057 --> 01:45:15,516
Feel important.
1805
01:45:15,600 --> 01:45:17,518
Wait! Smoke screen.
1806
01:45:20,105 --> 01:45:21,731
[Groaning]
1807
01:45:21,815 --> 01:45:23,983
(Mayna) Fuck me gently
with the chain saw.
1808
01:45:25,402 --> 01:45:26,986
[Gunshot]
1809
01:45:27,070 --> 01:45:28,154
[Grunting]
1810
01:45:28,238 --> 01:45:29,405
Let's go!
1811
01:45:29,489 --> 01:45:30,489
Okay. Okay.
1812
01:45:30,532 --> 01:45:31,991
Oh, my god!
1813
01:45:37,914 --> 01:45:38,914
Where's the car?
1814
01:45:38,999 --> 01:45:40,249
Right there.
1815
01:45:40,334 --> 01:45:41,667
(Tobe) Yeah. Right there.
1816
01:45:41,710 --> 01:45:42,835
[Gunshots]
1817
01:45:42,919 --> 01:45:44,587
(Mayna) Oh, shit.
1818
01:45:44,671 --> 01:45:46,422
[Growling]
1819
01:45:46,506 --> 01:45:47,757
Fuck. [Gunshot]
1820
01:45:47,841 --> 01:45:49,675
(Tobe) Watch out.
1821
01:45:49,760 --> 01:45:51,720
[Mayna] Your mother
sucks cocks in hell. [Gunshot]
1822
01:45:53,513 --> 01:45:55,264
[Shouting] Tobe! Oh, my gosh!
1823
01:45:55,349 --> 01:45:58,684
[Gunshot]
1824
01:45:58,727 --> 01:46:00,770
[Panting] Oh, fuck.
1825
01:46:00,854 --> 01:46:02,146
(Mayna) Are you out?
1826
01:46:02,230 --> 01:46:03,731
(Tobe) I've got one.
1827
01:46:03,815 --> 01:46:05,524
[Suspenseful music and walla]
1828
01:46:05,609 --> 01:46:06,734
I've got two.
1829
01:46:06,818 --> 01:46:08,611
Wait. No.
1830
01:46:08,695 --> 01:46:10,279
I've only got one. Fuck.
1831
01:46:10,364 --> 01:46:12,281
Well, the best we could
do is use it on us.
1832
01:46:12,366 --> 01:46:14,408
Before we become zzombies.
1833
01:46:14,493 --> 01:46:17,536
I don't feel like losing my
virginity with a goddamn zzombie.
1834
01:46:17,621 --> 01:46:19,455
Wait. You're a virgin?
1835
01:46:19,539 --> 01:46:21,791
Can we talk about this
later? Watch it.
1836
01:46:21,875 --> 01:46:24,043
[Gunshot]
1837
01:46:24,086 --> 01:46:26,545
I waited for you.
1838
01:46:26,588 --> 01:46:29,548
[Soft music]
1839
01:46:33,595 --> 01:46:36,389
Now put the gun on my
head and pull the trigger.
1840
01:46:36,431 --> 01:46:38,682
The bullet should
take us both out.
1841
01:46:38,767 --> 01:46:40,768
What? Is that the best
idea you've got?
1842
01:46:40,852 --> 01:46:43,270
It's the only thing I can
remember from the movies
1843
01:46:43,355 --> 01:46:44,563
that makes any sense...
1844
01:46:44,606 --> 01:46:46,107
[Gunshot]
1845
01:46:46,191 --> 01:46:47,900
[Suspenseful music]
1846
01:46:47,943 --> 01:46:49,819
Get your undead dicks
1847
01:46:49,903 --> 01:46:52,488
out of my drive-in!
1848
01:46:52,572 --> 01:46:54,907
[Gunshot and shouting]
1849
01:46:54,991 --> 01:46:57,326
Old Turkey!
1850
01:46:57,411 --> 01:47:00,496
(Mr. K.) This way,
jerk offs! Follow me!
1851
01:47:02,916 --> 01:47:05,918
(Mr. K.) Amscra you two.
Get to the chopper. Go.
1852
01:47:11,842 --> 01:47:13,259
(Mayna) Where are the keys?
1853
01:47:13,343 --> 01:47:14,760
I don't know. You have them.
1854
01:47:14,803 --> 01:47:16,137
What? No, I gave them to you.
1855
01:47:16,221 --> 01:47:17,263
I gave them to you!
1856
01:47:17,347 --> 01:47:18,722
Check your pockets.
1857
01:47:18,807 --> 01:47:20,182
I got 'em!
1858
01:47:20,267 --> 01:47:21,767
Behind you! [Gunshot]
1859
01:47:24,479 --> 01:47:25,938
In. In. In. Get in!
1860
01:47:26,022 --> 01:47:28,065
Open the door! Unlock it.
1861
01:47:28,150 --> 01:47:29,692
Get in.
1862
01:47:29,776 --> 01:47:30,943
[Closing door]
1863
01:47:33,447 --> 01:47:35,781
"Hasta ia vista, baby ."
1864
01:47:35,866 --> 01:47:38,993
"Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a damn".
1865
01:47:39,077 --> 01:47:42,705
"Nobody puts baby
in a corner." [Gunshot]
1866
01:47:42,789 --> 01:47:46,375
"Yippie ki yay motherfucker."
[Gunshot]
1867
01:47:46,460 --> 01:47:49,795
"What we have here is a failure
to communicate". [Gunshot]
1868
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:52,131
[Gunshots and shouting]
1869
01:47:52,215 --> 01:47:53,924
"Goonies never say die!"
1870
01:47:54,009 --> 01:47:55,801
[Triumphant music continues]
1871
01:47:55,886 --> 01:47:59,180
"I'm getting too old
for this shit".
1872
01:47:59,264 --> 01:48:01,182
(Mr. K.) This way, perverts!
1873
01:48:01,266 --> 01:48:04,310
Follow the pied Piper
and his sweet asshole!
1874
01:48:04,394 --> 01:48:05,811
[Growling]
1875
01:48:05,854 --> 01:48:07,646
Cinema is dead.
1876
01:48:07,689 --> 01:48:09,440
[Thump]
1877
01:48:09,524 --> 01:48:10,649
[Wet meat sound]
1878
01:48:10,692 --> 01:48:12,818
Oh!
1879
01:48:12,903 --> 01:48:15,237
"Say hello to my little friend!"
1880
01:48:15,322 --> 01:48:16,363
[Gunshot]
1881
01:48:21,119 --> 01:48:24,914
[Indistinct] A better contender!
1882
01:48:24,998 --> 01:48:28,584
"Rosebud, motherfucker"!
1883
01:48:30,045 --> 01:48:31,712
Oh, god.
1884
01:48:31,796 --> 01:48:33,399
I think that was uncle
Cecil's curtain call.
1885
01:48:33,423 --> 01:48:35,257
Well, that's a way
to find out. Huh?
1886
01:48:35,342 --> 01:48:36,509
Keys to ignition. Go!
1887
01:48:36,551 --> 01:48:38,469
(Tobe) Okay.
1888
01:48:38,553 --> 01:48:40,596
[Engine cranks but
can't start] No, no, no.
1889
01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:43,015
Come on. This isn't
supposed to happen.
1890
01:48:43,058 --> 01:48:45,351
We're supposed to survive. Fuck.
1891
01:48:45,435 --> 01:48:48,812
This is it.
1892
01:48:48,897 --> 01:48:50,856
Wait! You still have the...
1893
01:48:52,359 --> 01:48:54,068
Fresh out. [Cocks gun]
1894
01:48:54,152 --> 01:48:55,736
Damn it!
1895
01:48:55,820 --> 01:48:58,364
What do we do now?
1896
01:48:58,448 --> 01:49:01,367
(Mayna) Well, we
can just sit here
1897
01:49:01,409 --> 01:49:04,245
and wait for them to turn
us into human sex toys.
1898
01:49:04,329 --> 01:49:07,581
Okay. Already not
digging doing number one.
1899
01:49:07,666 --> 01:49:11,585
Or,
1900
01:49:19,135 --> 01:49:24,765
We spend the last night
of our lives together
1901
01:49:24,849 --> 01:49:28,727
and give these fuckers
one hell of a show.
1902
01:49:28,770 --> 01:49:33,232
I have to admit that's
one hell of a plan.
1903
01:49:33,316 --> 01:49:36,277
Let's do it. Wait.
1904
01:49:36,361 --> 01:49:39,196
[Soft music]
1905
01:49:40,907 --> 01:49:43,284
Funny. Did you ever think
1906
01:49:43,368 --> 01:49:46,328
this would be the moment
you became a man?
1907
01:49:46,413 --> 01:49:49,582
Actually, it was during
an alien invasion
1908
01:49:49,666 --> 01:49:52,167
but it really doesn't
matter what the scenario.
1909
01:49:52,252 --> 01:49:54,587
Why's that?
1910
01:49:54,629 --> 01:49:57,590
Because I always knew
it would be with you.
1911
01:50:00,176 --> 01:50:03,596
You are so cool.
1912
01:50:03,638 --> 01:50:05,931
True romance.
1913
01:50:15,942 --> 01:50:16,984
Wait. Wait.
1914
01:50:17,068 --> 01:50:18,152
What? What?
1915
01:50:18,236 --> 01:50:20,946
Do you have a condom?
1916
01:50:20,989 --> 01:50:22,197
Really?
1917
01:50:22,282 --> 01:50:24,408
[Chuckling] I'm kidding.
1918
01:50:30,290 --> 01:50:32,458
[Zzombies thumping and groaning]
1919
01:50:37,422 --> 01:50:39,882
[Suspenseful music
and glass shattering]
1920
01:50:48,808 --> 01:50:50,893
[Cheering]
1921
01:50:59,527 --> 01:51:01,820
Fantastic! Now that's an ending.
1922
01:51:01,905 --> 01:51:03,072
Fuck Hollywood!
1923
01:51:03,156 --> 01:51:04,740
Really? Boring.
1924
01:51:04,824 --> 01:51:05,866
Boring?
1925
01:51:05,950 --> 01:51:07,409
Not enough tits.
1926
01:51:07,494 --> 01:51:09,745
Actually, it was
kinda bittersweet.
1927
01:51:09,829 --> 01:51:12,164
You know?
Like the ending of e.T.
1928
01:51:12,248 --> 01:51:14,375
Why does everything
gotta be e.T. With you?
1929
01:51:14,459 --> 01:51:15,584
Come on. Let's go.
1930
01:51:15,669 --> 01:51:17,252
E.t.'s gay.
1931
01:51:18,630 --> 01:51:20,506
How... he's a plant.
1932
01:51:20,590 --> 01:51:23,008
He can't be gay. He's
a pla... he's a plant.
1933
01:51:23,093 --> 01:51:25,052
Would you be gay
if you were a plant?
1934
01:51:25,136 --> 01:51:27,429
[Lively music]
1935
01:51:43,029 --> 01:51:44,154
[Screaming]
1936
01:51:59,671 --> 01:52:01,880
[Hard rock music]
1937
01:52:12,559 --> 01:52:14,727
It is a biological anomaly
1938
01:52:14,811 --> 01:52:18,147
the likes of which the medical
community has never seen.
1939
01:52:18,231 --> 01:52:20,441
Miles' unique body chemistry
1940
01:52:20,525 --> 01:52:22,901
clashed with the plutoneide
and the spermupermine
1941
01:52:22,944 --> 01:52:25,696
mutating his spermatozzoa
during spermatogenesis
1942
01:52:25,780 --> 01:52:28,073
in a way that no one
could've expected.
1943
01:52:28,158 --> 01:52:29,950
Spermatium are
by their very nature
1944
01:52:30,034 --> 01:52:32,411
a very determined
and resilient organism
1945
01:52:32,454 --> 01:52:35,080
genetically programmed
to overcome all obstacles
1946
01:52:35,165 --> 01:52:37,249
defy all odds
and hit the target.
1947
01:52:37,333 --> 01:52:39,668
Or die trying.
1948
01:52:39,753 --> 01:52:41,003
Perhaps...
1949
01:52:41,087 --> 01:52:43,088
You can view this disaster
1950
01:52:43,131 --> 01:52:45,799
as a kind of cautionary tale
1951
01:52:45,884 --> 01:52:48,594
against the misuse of a
yet to be fully understood
1952
01:52:48,636 --> 01:52:50,929
era in atomic energy.
1953
01:52:51,014 --> 01:52:53,432
God help us all.
1954
01:53:01,691 --> 01:53:04,443
[Soft cheerful song]
1955
01:54:41,791 --> 01:54:44,334
[Soft music]
1956
01:56:33,069 --> 01:56:37,030
[Pop song]
1957
01:59:45,553 --> 01:59:46,678
Ba-bye.
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