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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,806 ♪ It would take a girl like you 2 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,810 ♪ To make a dream come true 3 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:40,367 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 4 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:44,121 ♪ Yes, l would take a girl like you 5 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,249 ♪ The sun begins to rise as I open up my eyes 6 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,170 ♪ And I've got to get together again 7 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,131 ♪ I don'! know maybe when 8 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,448 ♪ But I've got to get together again 9 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:05,044 ♪ A dream can never last in a world that's moving fast 10 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,970 ♪ But somethings got to happen to me 11 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,570 ♪ I don't know what 'rt would be 12 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,084 ♪ But somethings got to happen to me 13 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,681 ♪ It would take a girl like you 14 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,930 ♪ To make a dream come true 15 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:25,601 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 16 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:29,201 ♪ Yes, l would take a girl like you 17 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,926 ♪ It would take a girl like you 18 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,364 ♪ To make a dream come true 19 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:40,007 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 20 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:43,681 ♪ Yes , l would take a girl like you 21 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,523 ♪ I knew the day I met you 22 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,289 ♪ I just had to get you 23 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,846 ♪ And never let you out of my sight 24 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:56,842 ♪ Stay beside you day and night 25 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,765 ♪ And never let you out of my sight 26 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,691 ♪ Cos it would take a girl like you 27 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,803 ♪ To make a dream come true 28 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,367 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 29 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:15,088 ♪ Yes, it would take a girl like you 30 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,806 ♪ It would take a girl like you 31 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,171 ♪ To make a dream come true 32 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:25,807 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 33 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:29,640 ♪ Yes, it would take a girl like you 34 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,322 - Thank you very much. - Pleasure. 35 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,965 - Mr Thompson? - The very same. 36 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,368 I'm um...Jenny Bunn, the new lodger. 37 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,722 Oh, yes, yes. The new... yes. 38 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,762 Well, entrez. 39 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,122 You've timed your arrival rather well. 40 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,969 Supper'll be ready in a few minutes. 41 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,931 I'll show you to your room, if you'd like to follow me. 42 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:41,407 - Oh, Anna. - I won’t be eating in tonight, Dick. Night. 43 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,329 Thai was Anna. Your fellow lodger. 44 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,328 Great fun, Anna. You'll like her. 45 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,601 - Mm. She looked very nice. - Ooh, she is. 46 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,642 She's very nice. Yes. 47 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,250 Yes. 48 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,203 It's a long haul. 49 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,242 Good for the figure, though. 50 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,242 Now, this cupboard... 51 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,966 - Yes, this cupboard is all yours. - Very nice. 52 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,729 And the chest of drawers. 53 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,240 - Over here. - Oh. 54 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,011 The top two drawers are yours. 55 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:20,840 I'm afraid the wife rather likes to keep the spare bedding in the... 56 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,360 - The lower ones? - In the lower ones, exactly. 57 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,447 Yes, mm, yeah. 58 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,131 You'll be wanting to see the geography. 59 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,841 That's the loo and so on. 60 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,928 If you ever... 61 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,731 Ooh, there is just one little thing. 62 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:43,368 Dick! I asked you to lay the table ages ago! Supper is practically ready! 63 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,765 Just coming, poppet. 64 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,451 I'm just showing Miss Bunn the geography. 65 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,529 I'm afraid we'll have to continue our briefing session later on. 66 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,166 - Dick! Come on! Where are you? - Coming... 67 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,885 Move your arse! You're supposed to be helping ma! 68 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,526 A lot of bloody use you are, l must say! 69 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,764 Miss Bunn! 70 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,802 Nourishment! 71 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,411 Coming. 72 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,040 Anna... 73 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:43,808 Anna? 74 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,480 Ah. 75 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,529 She's just gone out. 76 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,286 Has she? 77 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,800 - And you're the new lodger? - Y. 78 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,171 Miss Bunn! 79 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,804 We... 80 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,881 Oh, it's you, Patrick. 81 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,005 Anna's just left. 82 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,771 Yes, so Miss... 83 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,087 Oh, it's Jenny Bunn. Patrick Standish. 84 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,009 Miss Bunn's a teacher. 85 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,691 - Albert Road Primary. - Great. 86 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,722 Well, we're just about to eat 87 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,650 Mustn't keep Miss Bunn from her calorie intake, must we? 88 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,250 - I'll join you. - There's just... 89 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,601 Don't worry, I've already eaten. 90 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,246 Well, you won’t mind watching us at the trough, then. 91 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,362 Er...Mias Bunn, would you like to... 92 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,324 I hope you're satisfied. The fish is dry as a bone. 93 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,364 Not guilty, Your Honour. Young Patrick here is the culprit. 94 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,767 - He's been chatting up our... - Hello, stranger. 95 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,610 - Anna's gone out - Martha, my angel, you're looking... 96 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,086 ...sexier than ever. - Thanks. You too. 97 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,691 Well, I'm afraid young Patrick's manly charms 98 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,963 have rather made Martha forget the common courtesies. 99 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,650 You found us all right, then? 100 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,364 Thompson, you forgot the cruet! 101 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,402 Cruet. 102 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,762 Sit down anywhere you like, love. 103 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,767 My old man made a pass at you yet? 104 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,086 Not to worry. He will. 105 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,282 Just give him a kick in the crutch. 106 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:15,369 Want some fish, Paddy? You may as well have Anna's. 107 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,641 Oh, no, thanks. No, really, I've er... 108 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,045 I've eaten. 109 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,491 Cross my heart. 110 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:23,126 - It's all so terrible here. 111 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,090 What's the joke, then, dear? 112 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,930 - Anything we can all share? - Oh. No, nothing. 113 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,522 What do you do, Mr Standish? 114 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,767 Oh, my name is Patrick, actually. 115 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,689 I teach as well. 116 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,803 Oh, whence the unaccustomed modesty, young Patrick? 117 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:47,442 Our Mr Standish is a distinguished moulder of young minds at our technical college. 118 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:51,087 ''Our technical college''? Anyone would think he was the minister of education... 119 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,202 ...instead of a crummy town councilor. 120 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,767 Some people fail to grasp the importance of local government. 121 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,082 What are your politics, Miss Bunn? 122 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,810 Oh. 123 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:07,411 Well, my dads always been Labor. 124 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,805 Splendid! 125 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:12,128 Then we can count on your support at the coming elections. 126 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,242 I'm afraid I've never voted. 127 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,210 You're a born loser, Thompson. 128 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,770 What do you teach? 129 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,564 Oh, graphics 130 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,409 Lettering, design. 131 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,965 Television advertising. 132 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,729 Films, credits. 133 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,364 - That sort of thing. - Oh. 134 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,368 - I'll make the tea. - I'll get it. 135 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,290 You could have taught up north. Why come to a dump like this? 136 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,529 - Well, it's not Buckingham Palace but... - All right, my darling. 137 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,801 I didn't mean a dump like this 138 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,568 Well, a dump like this. 139 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,125 This town, you mean? 140 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,207 Mm. 141 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,844 Well? 142 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,324 Trouble with t'folks? 143 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:54,091 Is that your idea of a northern accent? 144 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,724 I'm sorry. 145 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,522 I'm sorry. 146 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:03,043 Only I thought maybe we could have had dinner together one night alone, 147 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,401 away from cod and... 148 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,164 ...councilor. 149 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,602 Out of the question, I suppose? 150 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,886 Aye aye. Speedy Gonzales strikes again. 151 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,767 Oh, I think I'll skip the tea. It's um... 152 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,203 Well, it's my first night back and I've got a lot to do. 153 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,322 Say good night to Dick for me, will you? 154 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,362 Bye. 155 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,442 - Hello. - Hello. 156 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,801 How about that dinner that was out of the question? 157 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,569 Still is. 158 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,170 Why? 159 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,964 I don't date other girls' boys. 160 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,650 Anna? 161 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,444 Do me a favour! 162 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,402 You know, this may... 163 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,487 Well, sound like a bit of a line. 164 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,729 But I've been waiting for years for something like you to happen. 165 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,364 Thank you, kind sir. 166 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,925 There you go. 167 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,440 You birds have had the same line shot at you for so long... 168 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:30,324 ...that when some poor twit com and tells you the truth... 169 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,488 Oh, you say il nice. I'll give you that. 170 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,923 Um... 171 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:40,648 - Would you like another one of those? - No, thank you. I'm half tipsy already. 172 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,011 Lovely. 173 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:44,811 Um... 174 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,721 Um... That will be all right. 175 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,051 I'll um...get your coat, shall I? 176 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,764 Mm. 177 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,485 - Thank you. - Bye. 178 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,601 Bye. 179 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,642 - This one? - Yes, that's it. 180 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,891 Thanks. 181 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,369 Oh, no. 182 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,721 What the hell are they doing here? 183 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,728 Well, well, well. 184 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,081 Patrick and Jenny. 185 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,762 Just good friends, I take it? 186 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,121 - Hello. - Small world. 187 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,242 Yes, too bloody small. 188 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,725 Your table is ready, sir. 189 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,250 Right, thank you. 190 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,285 You will stay to join us for a little libation ere you depart, eh, Jenny? 191 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:02,848 Oh, you're not going to buy us a drink, are you? Because if you are, we'll have one. 192 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,201 On... 193 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,129 The boy's on form again. 194 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,083 - Right, here we go. - If you'd like to... 195 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,690 You go in there, my dear. 196 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,324 Now, what'll 'rt be for everybody? 197 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,364 - Excuse me, do you mind if l take this chair? - Same again for us. 198 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,483 A couple of postprandials for this comedian and his companion. 199 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,363 Somebody else must be paying for this. 200 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,129 Somebody else is. 201 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,003 Here he is. Here's Julian now. 202 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,520 He's a grand chap. You'll love him. I guarantee that. 203 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,328 - Who is he? - A fellow traveler. 204 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:35,126 - He's helping Dick with his election campaign. - And buying you dinner, it seems. 205 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,322 He must be an eccentric millionaire. 206 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,884 Ah, Julian. I'd like you to meet two friends of mine. 207 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,922 - Patrick Standish. - How do you do? 208 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:50,042 - Jenny Bunn. - What lovely friends you have. 209 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,528 I'd think I'd better ask for some more places. 210 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,927 I hadn't gathered there'd be quite so many of us. 211 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,485 Oh, they're dashing off. 212 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,409 They have another engagement, as it were. 213 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,489 Oh, that's sad. That's more than sad. 214 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:06,730 - You'll have a drink, though, Miss Bunn? - Oh, no, nothing, thank you. 215 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,489 I've had too much already. 216 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,488 - Have you indeed? - Mm. 217 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,731 Well, yes... 218 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,730 Yes, I think you're right, we'd better...dash. 219 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:21,204 Come round the back if you're late. We bolt the front door after 11. 220 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,086 Well, ciao. 221 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,804 And, hello. 222 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,808 Goodbye... 223 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,444 ...comrades. 224 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,491 - This isn't where I live. - No, it's where I live. 225 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,921 I thought you... you might like a cup of coffee. 226 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,840 Oh. 227 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,406 Why didn't you think to ask me if that's what I'd like? 228 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,728 Because I also thought you mightn't know your own mind. 229 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,888 I always know my own mind. 230 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,251 Hm. 231 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,323 One cup. 232 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,486 OK. 233 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,368 - It's very... unusual. - Yes, it is... 234 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,170 ...isn't it? 235 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,202 Lots of records. 236 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,083 Oh, yes, lots of... 237 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,531 ...records. 238 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,564 Frank Sinatra and all sorts of other... 239 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,691 ...people. 240 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,241 About that coffee... 241 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,922 Jenny... 242 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,322 I meant what I said. 243 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,846 You are a very pretty girl. 244 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,411 Jenny. 245 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,371 Jenny... 246 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,642 About that coffee you promised... 247 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,970 Pretty girl's coffee's here now... 248 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,962 Such a pretty girl. 249 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,681 Aren't you, hm? 250 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,482 A pretty girl. 251 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,484 Jenny is... 252 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,402 ...a pretty girl. 253 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,681 Hm? 254 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,209 Jenny... 255 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,242 Oh, Jenny... 256 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,051 That hurt. 257 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,764 It were meant to and all! 258 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,840 - But why? All I did was... - I didn't think you were like that. I really didn't. 259 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,120 Like what, for God's sake? 260 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,884 I want to go home, please. 261 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,206 Jenny... 262 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,162 I don't want you to go home. 263 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,008 I want you to stay. 264 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,644 Please. 265 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,762 I'll be good. 266 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,046 Promise. 267 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,882 Now, how about some... 268 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,091 coffee? 269 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,162 Mm... l like that 270 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,611 Mm. 271 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,721 Jenny... 272 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,245 Please. 273 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,281 No. 274 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,566 I didn't say you had to stop kissing me, though. 275 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,170 I said no. 276 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,725 And I meant no. 277 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,721 Jenny... 278 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,047 ...l promise you. 279 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,082 I will stop... 280 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,689 ...when you say stop and I... 281 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,451 I won’t go any further. I promise you, I will stop. 282 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,323 Well, I'm saying il now. 283 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,566 Stop. 284 00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,851 But why there? 285 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,691 Cos there's where I know I can still say stop. 286 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,921 You mean, 287 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,922 a little further... 288 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,362 ...and you might say yes? 289 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,282 I don't know. 290 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,202 You don't know? 291 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,082 You mean that... 292 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,122 nobody's ev... 293 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,605 A virgin? 294 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,051 You? 295 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,684 Yes. 296 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,721 Me. 297 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,442 There's a few of us left. 298 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,402 You look quite shocked. 299 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,446 I am. 300 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,327 I am shocked. I mean... 301 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,167 Well, I don't understand it. You 302 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,082 You don't look like a virgin. 303 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,361 Think I ought to wear a badge or something? 304 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,129 Oh, don't joke about il. 305 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,162 You shouldn't joke about it. 306 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,891 You're having me on. 307 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,530 I'm not, you know. 308 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,081 No. 309 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:40,047 Tell me, haven't they ever heard about the pill up north? 310 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,122 Yes, they have. They make you fat. 311 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,048 But it's nothing to do with that. 312 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,764 It's just me. 313 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,006 Me. 314 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,002 Yes, it's you. 315 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,362 And I'll tell you something. 316 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,242 You like kissing. 317 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,441 Or if you don't, 318 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,482 you put up a bloody good pretense. 319 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,162 And... 320 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:18,051 ...just when I'm crazy for it. 321 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,368 I'm not ''it''. 322 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,323 I'm me. 323 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:25,646 Ah. 324 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,921 Well, that's just it, you see. 325 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:32,807 I know that you will like it. 326 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,365 I know you'd like it. 327 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,209 Oh, I know. 328 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,242 I know that 329 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,282 Well, if you know that, then... 330 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,805 Then why? 331 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,285 Hm? 332 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,322 Maybe I believe in love. 333 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,284 You mean... 334 00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:00,962 ...a preacher and ring and all that jazz? 335 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,080 Maybe. 336 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,767 Jenny, I'm going to tell you something. 337 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,247 Nobody cares about virginity any more. 338 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:17,886 And when Mr Right comes riding along, 339 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,923 he won’t care either. 340 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,450 He probably won’t. 341 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,164 I know. I know that 342 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,442 Well, if you know that, then why the hell... 343 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,522 Why the hell, Jenny... 344 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,362 It's all I've got... 345 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,602 ....to give. 346 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,322 All right. 347 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,162 Oh, boy. 348 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,725 Come on, it's getting late. I'll drive you home. 349 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,651 Friends? 350 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,041 Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're... 351 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,286 ...friends. 352 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,802 Are you going to the canteen, then? 353 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,046 No. 354 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,129 Lunch is on me. 355 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,686 Oh. Thank you very much. 356 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,802 By the way, lend me a fiver, I'm broke. 357 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,924 No wonder you're always broke with what they charge in here. 358 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,450 Was she worth it? 359 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,164 What do you think? 360 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,089 It's going to be a bit awkward, isn't it? 361 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,248 Both under the same roof. 362 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,806 I mean, what are you going to do about Anna? 363 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,525 Yeah, well, she was last term, wasn't she? 364 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,922 Who's looking after the college? 365 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,842 Oh, the students have taken il over. 366 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,448 Graham, I would like you to meet... 367 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,845 Yes, we've met 368 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,087 Ricard for me, Charles, and the same again. 369 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,050 So, are you coming along to the Thompson rally tonight? 370 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,923 Oh, I suppose so. 371 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,405 You? 372 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,046 Oh, I vote for him, that's enough. Isn't it? 373 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,690 Thank you. 374 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,088 So, tell me, how was that lady I saw you with last night? 375 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,800 Oh, that lady you saw me with last night... 376 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,922 It was a most successful evening. 377 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,611 She was fine. She was fine. 378 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,842 Yes, she was fine. 379 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,323 Tiere. 380 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,362 That's what it's all about. 381 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,368 Tits and arse in the words of the immortal Lenny Bruce. 382 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,970 Badly. 383 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,887 Eamonn? 384 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,241 - I'm afraid I don't agree. - Well, you wouldn't. 385 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,329 Those that can, do. Those that can't, disagree. 386 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,330 It's not your hopeless lechery you're worried about. 387 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,725 It's your moral hang-up. 388 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,127 Oh, I'm randy enough. 389 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,162 I'm exceptionally randy. 390 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,804 Aren't I? 391 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,968 Oh, yes, he's randy. 392 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,162 If I could pick and choose like you 393 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,205 That's just the point. If you're really keen on it, choosing doesn't enter into it. 394 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,607 - As long as they say yes. - I cannot believe that. 395 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,041 You wouldn't. Love's what you're after. We're not. 396 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,730 Not even as an ideal? 397 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,205 Ideals? Please! 398 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,925 What one wants is lots and lots of lovely sex for ever. 399 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,928 - Eh, Patrick? - Yeah, sure. 400 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,088 Well, more or I. 401 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,327 More or less? Of course that's what one wants. 402 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,806 But one can't keep on just banging away for ever. 403 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,286 - Why not? - Surely one reaches a point when... 404 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,209 When what, old sport? 405 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,242 Who says one reach a point? 406 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,126 I don't actually mean point. 407 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,446 What I mean is that... 408 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,086 When deeper things should be taken into consideration. 409 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,531 I said nothing... 410 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,050 I said nothing of the sort. 411 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,162 Well, you didn't exactly say it, old sport. 412 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,842 But I'm beginning to suss that the madly-havable Miss Bunn could be rather dangerous. 413 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,930 - Jenny Bunn? - Well, we've just time for one more round. 414 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,247 Yeah, why don't you buy it? It's just up there. 415 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,965 What makes you think that Jenny Bunn can be dangerous? 416 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,365 Look, old sport... 417 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,849 She may be a great lay but the Jenny Bunns of this world are not for us. 418 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,929 - Watch out or she'll have you into a church. - A registry office. 419 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,806 Listen... 420 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:15,129 Patrick Standish has no intentions of marrying Jenny Bunn or anybody else. 421 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,403 Of course you've no intention. It's got nothing to do with intention. 422 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,647 We do lots of things without intending. 423 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,766 The trouble is, 424 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,805 we men like to think that the new sexual emancipation is our secret weapon. 425 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,491 The Jenny Bunns of this world know the truth. 426 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,885 It's theirs. 427 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,801 Sex, sex, sex... 428 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,763 that's all they think about these days. 429 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,802 Oh, howl hate Sundays. 430 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,162 - I've made some coffee if anybody wants it. - Mm...please. 431 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,009 I wonder what's happened to Patrick. 432 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,088 You what? 433 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:51,966 I said, I'm surprised we haven't seen more of Patrick these last few days. 434 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,809 Does he often pop in, then? 435 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,842 He used to. 436 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,842 Are we canvassing this morning? 437 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,689 No point till the pubs close. 438 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,444 The new party slogan! 439 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,767 Don'! worry about Martha. 440 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,121 It's her age, you know. 441 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,969 Jenny... 442 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,844 I know you'll think I'm an interfering old fool but... 443 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,929 while we're on the subject of Patrick... 444 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,042 - Patrick? - Patrick? 445 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,162 Huh! He's a real drag, that one. 446 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,611 A real drag. 447 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,486 Now, Anna, we all know about hell hathing no fury and so on... 448 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:32,050 ...but in very many respects Patrick Standish is a very worthwhile human being. 449 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,971 He's totally incapable of forming a meaningful adult relationship 450 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,843 and I should know. 451 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,291 l'll get it. 452 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,250 Don't blow your cool over Patrick Standish, baby. 453 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,606 It's always a groovy dinner...the first time. 454 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,290 The full scene. 455 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,721 After that it's a little boozer and into bed, hm? 456 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,728 The troops are out in force. 457 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,287 Hi. We were just wondering about canvassing and things like that and... 458 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,363 Talk Of the devil. 459 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,602 Not on an empty stomach, please. 460 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,247 - Hello, Jenny. - Hello. 461 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,365 Well, we were just wondering about canvassing and things. 462 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,006 And I said lo Graham, the silly bastards going lo lose 463 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,522 unless somebody presentable goes out and tells people that he's not... 464 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,244 ...not as wet as he looks. 465 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,521 He's on form. The lads on form. 466 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,005 It would be a help, actually. 467 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,203 You're on, but not until the pubs close, OK? 468 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,368 Well, I'll gel myself together, then. 469 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,407 Yeah, you do that 470 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,682 Are you coming, then, Jenny? 471 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,760 No, thanks. I've got to wash my hair. 472 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,290 - Hello, Graham. - Hello. 473 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,405 Jenny. 474 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,410 Look, I... 475 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,447 I came round here especially to see you. 476 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,720 Look... 477 00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,002 all that stuff between Anna and I... 478 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,441 Well, it's all over. 479 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:06,530 It's just that 'rt takes a long time for the penny to drop with her, that's all. 480 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,802 That's not the impression she gave me. 481 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,842 Well, it's true. 482 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,689 Look, I tell you what, 483 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,482 you say the word and... 484 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,042 ...and I'll strangle her. 485 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,210 No. 486 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,163 No, she'd probably think I care. 487 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,922 I've got an idea. 488 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:37,091 Let's you and l... get in the car. 489 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,360 Hm? 490 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,165 Before Anna has a chance to grab the from seat 491 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,810 Graham? 492 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,171 Coming. 493 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,045 Here, wail for me! 494 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,642 Come on, come on. 495 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,524 Well, the smart set seems to be out in force, don't they? 496 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,767 - Let's move on. - Oh, but I want to go here. 497 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,041 I've never been here before. 498 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,525 All right. 499 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,723 I tell you what, you and Graham go and find a table somewhere... 500 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,967 ...and I'll try and park the car, all right? 501 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,082 Thank you, God, for a lovely day. 502 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,480 We've done it. 503 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,727 - What? - We've ditched them. 504 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,525 - I know this little boozer down the road. - Oh, no. 505 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,085 Besides, we cant do that. 506 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,361 But this is a godsend. We can be alone. 507 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,811 Oh, it wouldn't be fair. 508 00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,561 - But don't you want to get rid of them? - That doesn't make any difference. 509 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,126 Besides, you can't use people like that. 510 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,208 - No? - No. 511 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,447 Anyway, I'd feel rotten. Wouldn't you? 512 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,362 You're right, of course. 513 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,483 That's fixed them. 514 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,328 Patrick! 515 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,805 Oh, there you are. 516 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,921 Look. 517 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,247 Can't even breathe in there, let alone drink. 518 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,251 We're all going back to my house for a lovely lunch with bottles and bottles of wine. 519 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,408 Who is this guy? He's beautiful. 520 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,646 Hello, there. 521 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,571 Forgive. This is Jenny Bunn and Patrick Standish. 522 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,001 - And this is Wendy. - Hello there. 523 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,451 Hello. 524 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,608 Looks like it's going to be a groovy Sunday. 525 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,211 Oh, Anna, you know what Martha's like about meals. 526 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,289 Oh, well, call her if you're worried. I couldn’t care less. 527 00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,810 All right. 528 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,604 Can I have sixpence? 529 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,888 Haven'! I seen you before somewhere? 530 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,888 It's possible. 531 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,763 Wendy's on telly, Graham. 532 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,962 She gives away the prizes on Honeymoney. 533 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,403 Oh, of course. Well, I must say, in the flesh you're even more attractive. 534 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,647 So they tell me. 535 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,729 I think 'rt might be better if Wendy went in your car, Patrick. 536 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,206 - OK. - She more or I knows the way. 537 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,242 I'll go with Ormerod. 538 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,046 All light? 539 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,003 Yes. All right 540 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:39,602 There was a lot of 'Oh, it's all ready to dish up' and that, you know. But... 541 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,130 Oh, um... 542 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:47,690 Julian thought 'rt would be a good idea if Wendy came along because she sort of knows the way. 543 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,563 Oh. 544 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:54,288 - If you'd like to jump in the back with Anna... - No, no, it's all right. I'll go with Julian. 545 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,322 I'll come with you, Julian. 546 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,722 Smashing car. 547 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,806 Oh, could we have the hood up, please? 548 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,888 It's my hair, you know? 549 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,282 Yes, of course. 550 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,485 Anna... 551 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,170 I'm not trying to use you, darling... 552 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,522 ...but would you mind getting off your arse and giving me a hand? 553 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,842 Bloody women. 554 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,882 Knock it down. Knock it down there. 555 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,845 It's so big. 556 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,882 Well, biggish. 557 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,642 Wow. 558 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,762 In here, loves. 559 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,002 I'll just put on some music. 560 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,205 Some ice... 561 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:09,926 ...and feel out the food situation. 562 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,328 It's enormous! 563 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,124 Well... 564 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,802 Does he live here all alone, do you think? 565 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:26,880 I gather there's usually a couple... Portuguese, I think. 566 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,129 No, no, no. I mean, does he live here on his own? 567 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,482 I mean, you'd think that a house this big... 568 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,921 ...he'd be married or something. 569 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:40,204 I dinnae imagine he goes short of company when he feels the need of it. 570 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,526 They're taking a long time. 571 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,040 Well, we got here very quickly. 572 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,722 Mm. Even so, they're a long time. 573 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:58,131 Er...Jenny, there was something I... 574 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,964 Yes, Graham? 575 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,686 Well, I was wondering whether... 576 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:07,530 ...maybe you'd consider... 577 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,649 ...going out with me one evening next week? 578 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,602 Well, would you? 579 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,562 It's very nice of you, Graham. 580 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,570 Um... can we... 581 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,443 Can we leave il open? 582 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,530 Er... l really didn't expect you to say yes. 583 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,250 We should have turned left at the church after all. 584 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,922 Yes, we should. 585 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,604 I'd better back up. 586 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,722 Can't you go into that field and turn? 587 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,444 Yes, that's a good idea. 588 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,687 Will you get out and see I don't fall into a ditch? 589 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,529 Oh, Christ! 590 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,562 There's no call for vulgarity. 591 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,882 Come on. 592 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,241 Signal! 593 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,890 You're not cross with me, are you, darling? 594 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,770 No. 595 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,002 No, no. 596 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,162 Wendy... 597 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,042 Stop it, Wendy. 598 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,686 How can you be sure they haven't had an accident? 599 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,405 Cos it's so much more likely to be Wendy's fault. 600 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:37,051 She thinks it's madly sexy to be hopeless about anything practical. 601 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,206 Yes, yes, yes. 602 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:42,450 But, look, if the civil aviation people have decided to have their new airport here, 603 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,848 then Dick Thompson isn't going to make them change their minds 604 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,565 Perhaps not. But there is an alternative site. 605 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,364 He might just swing it. 606 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,641 Seeing as he's the only socialist on the council, 607 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:56,207 I'd have thought you'd have been better off to have had the Tories on your side. 608 00:39:56,240 --> 00:40:00,165 Maybe so. But I'm a... idealist. 609 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,601 - I mean, you know. 610 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,687 Ah. 611 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,842 I told you there was no need to panic 612 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,490 Hello. 613 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,931 Groovy! 614 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,883 Oh, I'm sorry, we got lost and... 615 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,082 Wendy... No, that's not very gallant, is it? 616 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,566 Only we turned left instead of turning light 617 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,045 Hello. 618 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,525 We got lost. 619 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,964 - Drinks? - Yes, why not? 620 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,002 I'll get it for you, darling. 621 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,726 Rescue me. 622 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,364 Drop dead, ''darling''. 623 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,767 - What'll it be? - Oh, anything. 624 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,768 Me too. A great big one, please. 625 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,125 Time we all ate something. 626 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,687 Now, which one of you top super girls is willing to... 627 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:52,801 Yes. 628 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,887 Me. 629 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,802 There'is very little to do. A salad. 630 00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,083 A salad? I learnt how to make a trippy salad dressing in Marrakesh. 631 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,963 Ideally you need some kif. 632 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,206 - Fresh out. - Drag. 633 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,969 We'll give you a yell when it's ready. 634 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:11,530 It must be very interesting, working in the mass media. 635 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,887 And not entirely unremunerative, I would imagine. 636 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,490 Definitely. 637 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,522 Wow. 638 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,244 This is some pad, hm? 639 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,282 It's all coming down. 640 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,966 - Is it? - They're going to build a new airport. 641 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,081 Are they? 642 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:38,642 They say there's a very interesting shell grotto in the grounds. 643 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,682 Ormerod said it's almost unique. 644 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:43,451 Oh, well, why don't you go and have a look at it? 645 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,767 Well, I thought we might all have a look at it. 646 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,802 After lunch. 647 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,247 I think I'll have a look at it now. 648 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,806 You're an awful man. 649 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,609 Oh, um... 650 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,041 Julian sent me for the corkscrew. 651 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:17,643 Have you found it? 652 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,370 You're sick. 653 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,087 He's not all that good in bed, anyway. 654 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,246 Is he? 655 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,850 Oh, go to hell! 656 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,326 Maybe we'd do better trying to make it with chicks. 657 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,408 - Ever think of that? - Don't be disgusting. 658 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,330 If sex is dirty, the fault lies with the manufacturer. 659 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,124 Thai sounds vaguely familiar. 660 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,640 Anna, go try and round up the others, will you? 661 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,682 Well, I'll try. 662 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,647 Would it be all right if I went home now? 663 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,170 Now? 664 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,248 Well, I don't want to spoil your party. 665 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,725 You understand? 666 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,967 No, not really. 667 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,411 Patrick? 668 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,011 Tears? 669 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:11,480 He must be quite a lad. We must have a talk about him one of these days. 670 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,843 Don't you... Don't you care about Wendy? 671 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,006 Care? 672 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,451 Wendy? 673 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:32,245 Well, that's not...not really...what she's for. 674 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,327 I mean, is it? 675 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,931 Ormerod here. Mm... a cab, please. 676 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,327 - But isn't she... - Into town. 677 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,725 On the account 678 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,888 Thank you. 679 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,604 Hm? 680 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,522 Isn't she your um... 681 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,165 ...mistress? 682 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,043 No. 683 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,969 No, not really. 684 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,482 Well, I mean... Oh, we have it off once in a while. 685 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,090 She likes it. 686 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,804 I like it. 687 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,925 But caring doesn't really sort of come into it. You know. 688 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,920 And is that all sex means to you? 689 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,965 A bit of fun? 690 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,846 I suppose you find that a rather appalling attitude. 691 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,731 Well... 692 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,482 Better than Patrick's. 693 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,967 Well, she's welcome to him. 694 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,842 There's no need to be noble. 695 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,806 Wendy's got a rehearsal this afteroon. 696 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,842 She'll barely have time for lunch. 697 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,927 You've got digs at the Thompsons', haven't you? 698 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,725 - Mm. - Then you must have met Pat Standish. 699 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,761 Hm? 700 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,165 You haven't? 701 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,282 Old sexy must be slipping up. 702 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,651 Old sexy? 703 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,365 He's the last of the professional bachelors. 704 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,004 He'll turn up. 705 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,610 Watch it. 706 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,642 Thanks for the tip. 707 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:42,691 Aha! 708 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,131 Hello, Dick. 709 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,685 I didn't hear you come in. 710 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,722 Good. 711 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,446 I didn't... 712 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,051 ...didn't want to disturb... 713 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,283 ...old thing upstairs. 714 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,004 Bad pres up there. 715 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,441 Oh, can't do anything right. 716 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,762 What's that you're drinking? 717 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,809 Cocoa. 718 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,131 Cocoa... 719 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,889 Oh, well... 720 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,048 I haven't been drinking bloody cocoa. 721 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,162 The way he pours them out. 722 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,042 Not singles. Not pub singles. 723 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,011 Not even doubles. 724 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,042 Bloody great trebles. 725 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,367 Who's ''he''? 726 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,402 Who's who? 727 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,691 The man who gave you all that drink. 728 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:36,290 Ah. 729 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,766 I'm with you. 730 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,609 Julian. 731 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,449 Mr Ormerod. 732 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,122 He's a socialist, you know. 733 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:50,688 Just because a chap has got money 734 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:56,329 ...a socialist. 735 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,763 Well, I'm off to bed. 736 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,041 Yes, me and all. Christ! 737 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,771 - Here, let me help you. 738 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,086 Whoa-hoo! 739 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,122 Oh. Oh, Jenny. 740 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,361 Beautiful little Jenny. 741 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,925 - Come on, now. 742 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:25,445 Don't treat me like a bloody child. I know I'm drunk, but I'm still a human being, 743 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,124 entitled to consideration and respect. 744 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,924 Of course you are. 745 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,611 I will not be humored. Now, Jenny, Jenny. 746 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:38,282 I want you to give me... a kiss. 747 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,441 One kiss, freely given. 748 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,562 And accepted with gratitude. 749 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,321 But... But not humbly, 750 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:52,321 because I am a human being and I am entitled to consideration and respect. 751 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,567 - Good night. - Oh, no, you bloody don't. 752 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,730 I've kept my hands off you all these weeks and I'm fed up with it. 753 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,842 - Ssh! - I don't see why these young... 754 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,965 - Now be a good lad. - Don't give me all that good lad guff. 755 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,844 - I know how to please a woman. - You're drunk! 756 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,370 Now cut it out! 757 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,084 - Ow! 758 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,610 Well, well. 759 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,491 Here we are, then. 760 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,601 - She's ruined me. - You can't ruin a ruin. 761 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,641 Bed! 762 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,728 My New Statesman. 763 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,282 Chop chop. 764 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,042 There's a good boy. 765 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,441 Next time pick somebody your own size. 766 00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,608 - He only tried to rape me. - Oh, rape! 767 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,281 He's just a dirty old man, dear. If you'd said yes he'd have run a mile. 768 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,322 Yes. 769 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,688 Do you know what it's like to be married to Dick? 770 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,041 I mean, actually married to him. 771 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,402 Well, it's a joke, really. 772 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:18,930 Rape? 773 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,962 Do you know when we last did it? 774 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:26,047 Oh, surely that's not the only thing in life. That's what you're thinking. 775 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,082 People must cope. Well, I'm coping. 776 00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:35,970 - I'll find somewhere else at the weekend. - Don't bother, dear. 777 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,002 I'll pay a month's rent, of course. 778 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,850 Don't be silly. You mustn't throw your money around. 779 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,282 - No, I can't stay, not after what's happened. - Nothing's happened. 780 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,766 Dick will have forgotten all about 'rt in the morning. 781 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,531 Or at least he'll pretend he has. He won’t try it again. 782 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:54,167 So you forget all about 'rt too, eh? Just trot upstairs to bed. 783 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,009 All light? 784 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:18,361 I urge you to vote for Dick 'Thompson. A man with young ideas 785 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,482 Vote fora man with a conscience. 786 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:26,291 Vote Thompson, the candidate you can trust 787 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:31,729 Ladies and gentlemen, vote for a man with a mind of his own. 788 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:36,326 - Can I have your number, please? - It's meant to be a secret ballot, ain't it? 789 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,522 - Yes, but... - We only want your number. 790 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,688 It won’t tell us how you voted. 791 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,724 How do I know you don't go back in there and find out who ain't voted? 792 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,240 And then use their number to put your own candidate in. 793 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:50,410 Don'! be absurd. This lady represents the socialists. 794 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,761 And I am a Conservative Party helper. 795 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,690 It's purely a matter of checking up all the numbers 796 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:59,008 so we can find out at the end of the day who hasn't voted. 797 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,121 - She's Labor, is she? - Yes. 798 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,162 Well, I'll giveit to her, then. 799 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:08,529 6832. 800 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,322 6832. 801 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,408 Well, don'! tell her! 802 00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,324 Erm... 803 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,051 I was wondering if when you've finished the voting 804 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,162 you'd like to come and have something to eat. 805 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,806 No, thank you. It's through there, the voting. 806 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:38,004 Look, Jenny, I know l behaved very badly on Sunday. Unforgivably badly. 807 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,010 - And I'm not going to blame you... - 3741. 808 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,041 What? 809 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,445 3741 . 810 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,845 Thank you. 811 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,848 Will you go away? 812 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,690 I will when you've listened to what I've got to say. 813 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:54,725 Er...4660 and 4661. Thank you. 814 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,609 Look, I'm ashamed of myself. 815 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,768 Really ashamed of myself. I behaved like a pig. 816 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,768 I'm not interested. 817 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,644 - Oh, can I have your number, please? - Certainly not 818 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,011 Thank you. 1090. 819 00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,168 1090. Thank you. 820 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,201 Jenny? 821 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,642 Well, really! 822 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:21,445 All right, Mr Big Heart-throb. You've had your fun. 823 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:25,929 Kiss and make up and everything's on again, cos who could resist Mr Teenage Idol? 824 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,009 Is that what you reckoned? Well, you can bugger off! 825 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,690 Bravo, my dear. 826 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,602 2612. 827 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,845 ♪ Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer 828 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,282 ♪ We'll keep the red flag flying here 829 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,690 Speech! 830 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:01,929 You've all heard enough speech from me in the last few days. 831 00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,201 - You can say that again. 832 00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:06,004 Touché, touché. 833 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,451 Seriously, though. 834 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:14,329 In all seriousness, I would like to say a heartfelt thank you to all those who've done their bit 835 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,330 towards achieving this truly fantastic victory. 836 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,362 Hurray! 837 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,810 In particular I would like to thank my wife Martha. 838 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,842 Hear, hear! 839 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:34,169 Martha literally carried me through the final dramatic hours of this campaign. 840 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,682 Let joy be unconfined. 841 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,171 I told you Dick Thompson would make them change their minds. 842 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:46,285 Well, Miss Bunn, you do help to improve the party image. 843 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,321 Oh! 844 00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,204 - I didn't think you were coming. - I changed my mind, didn't I? 845 00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,686 - ...and must reappraise its policies. - Yes, yes. 846 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:06,327 Must be flexible. We mustn't betray our principles, of course. 847 00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,364 - There is a very interesting... - Excuse me a moment. 848 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,402 What do you want? 849 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:13,890 - There is one thing more. - What? 850 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,251 - He is dead. - What? 851 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:18,409 That man you're waiting for. That decent, handsome, romantic fella 852 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,249 that won't lay you before you're married. 853 00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,090 He's not around. He had his head blown off in 1914. 854 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:26,488 -There's plenty of men who... - Oh, yeah, who won’t touch you. 855 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:30,206 Who respect you. Yes, there are. Lots and lots. People like Graham. 856 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,527 Graham's much nicer than you are. 857 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:36,042 I am not saying that he is not. But there's one thing you've got to face up to. 858 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:40,369 You dig bastards like me. You should go with thoughtful people like Graham, but you don't. 859 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,209 You don't. 860 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:44,083 You are a bastard! 861 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,811 Yes, I am. 862 00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,281 Yes. 863 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,642 Now get your coat. 864 00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:57,041 All right, but only on my terms. 865 00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,970 All right. Now get your coat. 866 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,282 All right. 867 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,842 Excuse me. 868 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,567 - Young lady's... - Hm? 869 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,602 A pamphlet for the young lady. I... 870 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,171 ♪ Down the road you fly 871 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,771 ♪ When love is young 872 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:28,728 ♪ And hearts are high 873 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:33,241 ♪ Gin, I tell you now 874 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,726 ♪ You're the only one 875 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:41,688 ♪ I ever got to love somehow 876 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:45,486 ♪ And I know now 877 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:51,209 ♪ It takes a lot of loving to make the world go round 878 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:54,722 ♪ And 'rt will take a lot of loving 879 00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,081 ♪ A lot of loving 880 00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:00,090 ♪ To make up for all the things 881 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:06,571 ♪ That are bringing me down 882 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,443 Jenny, listen. 883 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,370 Listen, it's a barrier your being a virgin, don't you see that? 884 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,767 Nobody believes in virginity any more. Nobody. 885 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:18,322 ♪ Girl, without a doubt 886 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:26,609 ♪ You're the only one I ever got to care about 887 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:30,770 ♪ And I know now 888 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:36,762 ♪ It takes a lot of loving to make the world go round 889 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,486 ♪ And 'rt will take a lot of loving 890 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,522 ♪ A lot of loving 891 00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:49,762 ♪ To make up for all the things that are bringing me down 892 00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,649 Phew. 893 00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:03,161 The idea of virgin brides, Jenny, went out with... well, with going to bed with tarts. 894 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,409 It's like thinking that nice girls shouldn't enjoy sex. 895 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,042 - Jenny. - Hm? 896 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,602 Oh, Jenny. 897 00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,682 - No. - Why? 898 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,451 - Because. - Because why? 899 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,482 Just because - that's why. 900 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,649 Put the kettle on, love. 901 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,330 I'm dying for a cup of tea. 902 00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,647 ''I'm dying for a cup of tea.'' 903 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,042 She's killing me. 904 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,840 One will just have to revise one's thinking. 905 00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:24,130 - Don't you ever tell a lie? - Constantly. 906 00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,401 But we were talking about you, old sport. 907 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,204 Oh. 908 00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,084 Well, that's over. That's finished. 909 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,249 She's had it, and I've had it. 910 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,886 I thought the whole point was nobody'd had it. 911 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,361 Oh, well, it's all very fascinating. 912 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,601 Do you feel frightfully, son of...thing about il all? 913 00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:53,883 - No. No, I feel fine. - So your weekends free? 914 00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:57,531 You can say that again. 915 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,161 Good. 916 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,727 You know, she's got a will of iron, that gilt. 917 00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:19,130 An invisible line is in the middle of her thigh. Above that is, 'Whose turn is it to make the tea?' 918 00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,162 Where is the virginal Miss Bunn today? 919 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:25,000 She's gone up north for the weekend, it's her mother's birthday or something. 920 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,850 - What are we doing here? - Have faith. 921 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,442 Er...l was wondering er... 922 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,608 I was wondering if er... 923 00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,449 Any chance of Martha coming along? 924 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,370 Sure. It will have to be at your own expense, though, I'm afraid. 925 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,811 Martha's not in the budget. 926 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,049 Oh, yes... well, I'll er... 927 00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,367 I'll er... Yes, light 928 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,846 Erm... Ah, yes. Yes! 929 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,006 Well, one needs to have faith, doesn't one, eh? 930 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,850 What is this? Some magical mystery tour or something? 931 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,766 No, Dick's going on television tonight to save my great big house. 932 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,929 - Big deal. - No, only regional. 933 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,922 I needn't have bothered to get dressed up. 934 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,371 Sony, love. 935 01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,963 This commercial television - very tally, I must say. 936 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,809 Well, fairly tally. 937 01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:33,441 Ah! 938 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,882 - Don't forget to watch me. - Hm. 939 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,809 Tonight we have in the studio, 940 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:56,324 two prominent and highly involved personalities to argue the pros and indeed the cons. 941 01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,448 On my right is Councilor Dick Thompson, 942 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:03,451 who opposes the present sits on rather surprising grounds for a socialist 943 01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:05,801 And to oppose him Sir Gerald Culthorpe Jones, 944 01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:09,003 the permanent architectural consultant to the Airport Commission. 945 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:12,089 We in the Airport Commission are philistine by nature. 946 01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:16,205 I'm as keen as any man on earth to have our countryside kept for what it should be kept for- 947 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,527 that is for walking, for recreation, for leisure, 948 01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:20,562 for pleasure, for sporting activities 949 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:24,844 I'd like to make a point here before we stray of the straight and narrow. 950 01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:28,848 We must... There are other factors to be taken into account. 951 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,689 - Over here. - The point is, we are... 952 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:34,008 - Hello, darling. - ...straying a little from the point... 953 01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:37,328 Oh, you've brought the lovely Patrick with you. How super! 954 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:41,729 Yes, isn't it? Now get a drink, love, and shut up. We're trying to watch this programme. 955 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,171 I realise er... 956 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:48,604 the necessity of airports for those involved in air travel, particularity. 957 01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,210 Yes, I think everyone does 958 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,811 And, well... I'm glad you admit that. 959 01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:57,971 tn this particular case I think that over 70 per cent of the villagers 960 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:03,086 have in fact expressed a desire to be rehoused 961 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,282 in modem rehousing. 962 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:09,609 Whereas Mr Ormerod doesn't want to be rehoused - is that the basis of your argument? 963 01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:13,281 I'm trying to look at it from the architectural aspect of. 964 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:17,484 Do you seriously prefer that gimcrack Palladian pile to a perfectly respectable 965 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,363 and well-mannered Queen Anne rectory? 966 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:23,246 Erm...well, it's more modem on the one hand. 967 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:25,925 It's a great deal bigger. 968 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:27,962 Old William Morris once wrote... 969 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:33,689 I think that old William Morris would have a great deal to say about the ''Return From The Wars''. 970 01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,523 What? The what? 971 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:42,044 The 15th-century pub which stands bang in the middle of your proposed main runway. 972 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,926 - 'Then, of course, the 15th-century aims house... - He's...bloody smooth, isn't he? 973 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:52,605 "The 17th-century wash-hand stand which stands in the place of honour in the town hall. 974 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,642 Yes, there is that. There is that. 975 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:59,447 But I mean, 14th century, 15th century, I mean, there's a difference. 976 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,050 And yet you seriously... 977 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,606 He's making a bit of a cockup of it, isn't he? 978 01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:07,604 Shall we just go away? It might be kinder. 979 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:10,761 - Won’t he mind? - Probably. 980 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:15,606 But I really don't think I shall be able to make the right sort of noises. 981 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:21,006 Then what are you pruposing to do? What are you pruposing to do? 982 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:25,523 Because I think that is the right soda-economize grounds for doing that 983 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,801 And what are your qualifications for saying this? 984 01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,446 Well, I was talking to my wife last night 985 01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:34,121 And is she an expert on 18th-century architecture er any other architecture? 986 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,767 - She knows a lot more about it than I do. - I think that's obvious to us all. 987 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:46,040 Well, apparently, there is this theory that if this fluoride debate keeps up 988 01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:49,004 the human race will be sterile in 20 years. 989 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,203 Yes. - Did you say it was their house? 990 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,731 Hm? Those two? 991 01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:02,405 Well, it's Daddy's, really. But he's had to go and live in the West Indies for being so rich. 992 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,842 - Oh. - Mm. 993 01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:13,766 Apparently, these scientists in California discovered that only a third of the human brain 994 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,406 is being used at any one time. 995 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,967 - That's what they say. - Yes, well, I think man's intelligence 996 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,004 has completely outstripped his capacity to be moral. 997 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,123 Anyway, you know the whole thing is going to come to a head. 998 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:26,922 Yes. 999 01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:30,169 Perhaps it's got something to do with atomic tests. 1000 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,690 Well, that's what I think. 1001 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,722 Yes 1002 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,848 - Drinkies? - Mm-mn. 1003 01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,087 No more drinkies for you. 1004 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,565 We don't want you falling asleep new, do we, darling? 1005 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,922 My... strong... 1006 01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:12,886 Oh, what is it, darling? What's the matter? 1007 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,644 Nothing. 1008 01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:19,122 I'll be all right. 1009 01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,162 That's good. 1010 01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:33,646 But nothing's happening. 1011 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,286 Don't you find me attractive? 1012 01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,448 - Hm? - Yes. 1013 01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:42,762 Yes, of course I do. 1014 01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:55,010 You'd never guess, would you? (Laughs) 1015 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,406 You know, I must have been more potted than I thought. 1016 01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:04,011 There's a sexpot like that just begging for it and... 1017 01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:06,324 Nothing. 1018 01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,010 Was she very put out? 1019 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:10,884 Yes, she was a bit. She asked me whether I was... 1020 01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:12,410 ...whether I was queer. 1021 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:17,164 She would. 1022 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,726 Wendy's got a very simple view of human nature. 1023 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,969 Yeah, but you know the funny thing about it, I dug her. 1024 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,082 I really dug her. What do you think of that? 1025 01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:27,202 What do I think about that, old sport? 1026 01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:29,242 I think you're in dead schtuck. 1027 01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:32,327 You're hung up on something you can't have. 1028 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,761 Jenny? Do you mean Jenny? 1029 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:38,689 - Don't say I didn't warn you. 1030 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:41,849 You couldn’t have understood me. I'm finished with Jenny Bunn. 1031 01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:43,484 Yes, so you say. 1032 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,603 But the fad is Jenny doesn't do it and now you don't either. 1033 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,331 - I hope it's not catching. - Yeah, but you... 1034 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:52,681 All right. What do I do now? 1035 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:56,202 - Get Miss Bunn into bed. - What do you think I've been trying to do? 1036 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,561 Ah, yes, but you've been playing by her rules. 1037 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,762 You must go to her and say, ''Will you or won’t you?'' 1038 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,962 - Oh, I have. - No, you haven't. 1039 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,924 You've been saying, 'Will you or won’t you, please?' 1040 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:21,127 Oh! What are you doing here? 1041 01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:27,721 Well, I came to meet you. 1042 01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:29,762 Oh, yeah? 1043 01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:33,722 Do you want a lift? 1044 01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:39,442 You are full of surprises. 1045 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:44,960 Yes, well, er...a surprise a day keeps the doctor away, doesn't it? 1046 01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:50,808 Julian's having... he's having a wake on Saturday. 1047 01:08:51,440 --> 01:08:53,249 For the house. 1048 01:08:55,440 --> 01:08:57,602 - He wants us to come. 1049 01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:00,608 So he lost his lovely old house, then? 1050 01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:03,882 How do you mean? Us? 1051 01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:06,164 Us. 1052 01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,962 What are we sitting here for? 1053 01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:32,522 Yeah, it's bloody silly, isn't it? 1054 01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:36,162 Well, it's your fault. 1055 01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,642 Yeah, OK. 1056 01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:43,922 Jenny, I want to ask you one question. 1057 01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:48,125 And I want you to think seriously before you answer it. 1058 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:54,131 Which is more important to you - me, us or that virginity of yours? 1059 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,082 Well, I can ask you the same question. 1060 01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,600 Which is more important - me, us or sex? 1061 01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:02,530 But you and me is us. Us making love is us. 1062 01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,403 Us having sex is us. 1063 01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:07,125 But look, if I say yes - if I say yes... 1064 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,642 Well, then... 1065 01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:16,281 - What about after? - Oh, sure it's a risk. 1066 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:19,802 Yeah, it's a risk. But it's a risk everybody has to take. 1067 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:21,842 - Don't you see that? 1068 01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,882 That's marvelous, that is. 1069 01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:28,571 You make it sound like one of those ''grab machines'' in a penny arcade. 1070 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:35,402 You may win a gold watch, but even if you don't, you'll get a few Smarties and a plastic comb. 1071 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:38,205 Why should I take that risk? Why the hell should I? 1072 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:41,289 Because if you don't, you won’t know. You'll never bloody know. 1073 01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:45,601 Oh, sure you'll get married then you'll do it in some hotel room in the Costa Brava 1074 01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,563 or wherever he bloody well takes you. 1075 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,364 But you still won’t bloody well know. 1076 01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:55,009 But if you say yes, then I'll be giving, Jenny. Giving for giving's sake. 1077 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:58,761 Risks, sure - uninsured, uncovered, no perks, no money back if dissatisfied, 1078 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,007 just you and I alone, in bed, 1079 01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:02,280 making it. 1080 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:07,369 But it's me that'll be risking everything, Patrick, not you. 1081 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:10,609 No, you're wrong again. I'm at risk too, I risk... 1082 01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:13,723 Well, sex for the fun of it, all the birds I might have had. 1083 01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:16,001 - No, it's not the same. - Yes, it is. 1084 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:19,647 You're safe behind that virginity of yours in exactly the same way as I'm... 1085 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:24,083 I'm safe in my world of dollies and birds, into bed and out of bed, and Bob's your uncle. 1086 01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:27,042 But if it works... 1087 01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:29,048 if it really works... 1088 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,923 then it will be over for me too. 1089 01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:41,566 All right, then. 1090 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,122 All right. 1091 01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:48,841 When? 1092 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,525 Now? 1093 01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:57,244 Now? 1094 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:05,761 Now. 1095 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:20,842 Hang on. 1096 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:38,250 No go. 1097 01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:41,887 Graham's upstairs watching Come Dancing on television or something. 1098 01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,331 Oh. 1099 01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:50,451 A hotel. 1100 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,850 Mr and Mrs Smith. 1101 01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:59,044 No loot. 1102 01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:01,082 I'm skim too. 1103 01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:07,324 I know. Harry will cash me a cheque. 1104 01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:28,408 Can you do me a favour? I need some cash. 1105 01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:30,841 I'm sorry, Mr Standish, the till's made up. 1106 01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:34,411 Won't she take a cheque, then? (Chuckles) 1107 01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,369 Erm... 1108 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:53,364 He's er... He's made up the till. 1109 01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,402 - Oh. - Mm. 1110 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,410 What now, then? 1111 01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:12,847 We're behaving like a couple of kids, aren't we? I tell you what. 1112 01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,565 Saturday...my place. Two o'clock. 1113 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,884 I'll get rid of Graham if I have to kill him 1114 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,810 and we'll have all the time in the world, the whole afternoon. 1115 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:25,401 Yes, yes. Anything. Anything you say, only, please don't talk about it. 1116 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,201 Right 1117 01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:42,282 - Never? - Yes 1118 01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:44,322 - Consummatum est? - Not yet. 1119 01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:47,364 - Oh, I see. When? - Saturday. 1120 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:49,528 We'll try and make your bash later. 1121 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:52,211 - Yes, well, do try. - I will. 1122 01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,846 Well, it will be the last day in the old home. 1123 01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:59,249 If we can't erm... I'll send you a signed testimonial. 1124 01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,926 Hang on. Hold that tiger! 1125 01:15:04,480 --> 01:15:06,687 It can slay till Monday. 1126 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:09,610 - Sorry. But do try and come. - Yes, wait... 1127 01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:12,530 Well, son of, aprés-ski. 1128 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:15,450 Promise. 1129 01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:19,802 I am not coming! 1130 01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:23,640 l am not going to be seen in public with you or bloody Julian Ormerod! 1131 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,765 He's a phoney! We had enough of it 1132 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,689 Shut up! Stop screaming at me! 1133 01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:35,361 - What a shout up! No Patrick? - He said he'd be along later. 1134 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:39,689 It's 11:35. We've been asked for 12. 1135 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,288 Do you think they'll be long? 1136 01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:44,891 am going. - Oh, the sooner the better, mate. 1137 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,526 - How dare you! - We ought to go. 1138 01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:50,882 Well, I'll try again. They sound like they're getting tired. Hang on. 1139 01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:53,890 Tell them I'm leaving soon whether they're ready or not. 1140 01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:59,842 Hello, Jenny. 1141 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:03,849 - Hello, love. - You look ready, at least. 1142 01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:08,322 I'm not coming, actually. 1143 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,609 Oh? 1144 01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:13,608 You too? 1145 01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:16,450 - Neither is Patrick. - Oh. Isn't he? 1146 01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,881 Well, I suppose I... 1147 01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:24,764 Yes, I suppose I could come for a while. 1148 01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:31,249 I could do with a drink. 1149 01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:34,568 ...has nothing to do with you. Piss off! 1150 01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:37,009 Dick's coming. Martha isn't. 1151 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:39,042 Well, that's something settled. 1152 01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:59,242 ♪ Let me make you 1153 01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:03,330 ♪ lnto somebody's somebody 1154 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:07,371 ♪ Cos without me, baby 1155 01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,724 ♪ You're nobody's nobody 1156 01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,683 ♪ I'm coming on strong 1157 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:18,441 ♪ Just watch me move, I'm tagging along 1158 01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:21,723 ♪ I've got to, got to prove that I can make you 1159 01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:24,441 ♪ Somebody's... 1160 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:26,608 - Drinks? - Oooh. 1161 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,689 - It's awfully, sort of, thing, isn't it? - Yes, ghastly. 1162 01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:32,290 Ah, here we are. 1163 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:34,322 - Hey, Julian. - Hello! 1164 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:39,402 - There's masses of food in the garden. - Oh. Y. 1165 01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,962 - Hello. - Hello 1166 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:48,883 Ah, well, going down in style, I see. 1167 01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:49,967 Yes- 1168 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:53,766 Sorry, I wasn't able to do anything to stem the tide of progress, 1169 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:56,644 but you know once these planning johnnies get going... 1170 01:17:56,680 --> 01:18:00,127 - Don't give it another thought, Dick. - Well, this will go down a fair treat. 1171 01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,525 Oh, there's masses. 1172 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:03,164 Excuse me. 1173 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:07,522 Jolly nice to see you, Jenny. 1174 01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:09,164 I thought you weren't coming. 1175 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:10,770 I wasn't, but... 1176 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:13,406 - Well, iechyd da. - Chin-chin. 1177 01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:16,330 - Ah, more people. 1178 01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:18,044 Hello! 1179 01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:19,491 Hello! Hello! 1180 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:22,251 - Super to see you. - Hello. 1181 01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:24,730 Hello. 1182 01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:26,444 Hello. 1183 01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:29,130 ♪ Just sit down, girl 1184 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,003 ♪ You might as well 1185 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,963 ♪ I'm into my thing 1186 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:37,608 ♪ I'm sure not everybody will tell that you're somebody's somebody... 1187 01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:40,928 I told you Dick Thompson couldn’t pull it off. 1188 01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:43,884 On the contrary, he was invaluable. 1189 01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:45,410 Ah... 1190 01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:48,168 Julian. Graham. 1191 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:53,966 Er...Graham, be a good chap and leave us alone for a couple of seconds, will you? 1192 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,970 - A few words. - Of course, old sport. 1193 01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:59,730 Julian... 1194 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:06,561 I was wondering whether you'd had a chance to have a few words yet. 1195 01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:08,924 With who, love? 1196 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:15,410 Well...your friends...in high places. 1197 01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:18,521 Well...no, actually. 1198 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,328 Oh, well. Haven'! had time, I expect. 1199 01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:23,362 No, again, I'm afraid. 1200 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:26,165 I took it for granted that you understood that... 1201 01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:30,649 Look, it's frightfully important in politics today, you must come across on the box. 1202 01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:33,411 Oh, yes. Yes. 1203 01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:38,201 So...you're not going to...push me, then? 1204 01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:42,091 Well, I say 'push', it's just that I... 1205 01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:44,726 I have told one or two people you son of were. 1206 01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:47,047 Well, that was very rash of you, wasn't it? 1207 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:48,889 And that's another reason for not 1208 01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:51,651 Politicians are meant to be discreet You know? 1209 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:53,250 Hi, Julilan. - Hello. 1210 01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:54,770 Remember me? 1211 01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,041 I-I-I didn't mention your name. 1212 01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:01,728 Thanks, Julian. 1213 01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:03,569 ♪ Got to tell you 1214 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:07,767 ♪ About the things I want 1215 01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:11,482 ♪ You to do, baby 1216 01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:16,324 ♪ And the things you can'! 1217 01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:19,243 ♪ Just sit down, girl 1218 01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:20,930 ♪ You might as well... 1219 01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:24,043 Ah, Jenny, love. 1220 01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:25,969 Er... introductions. 1221 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,480 - This is Jenny Bunn... - Hello. I have to go. 1222 01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,010 Can I ring for a taxi? 1223 01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:32,611 Excuse me. So soon? 1224 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:35,211 Ah, yes, it's almost two o'clock. 1225 01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:36,366 Yes. 1226 01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:39,442 How do you know I had to be back by two? 1227 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:42,404 Oops! Have I been frightfully indiscreet? 1228 01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:46,281 Oh, he told you. Patrick told you. 1229 01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:48,322 Capitalist Swine! 1230 01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:51,807 Ah - well, don't worry, Jenny, love. It was just...boy talk. 1231 01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:53,444 You know? Boy talk. 1232 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,006 Boy talk. 1233 01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,361 - Capitalist swine! 1234 01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:01,845 The drink is on me. 1235 01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:06,725 Aha, it is, you know. Oh, if you only knew. Everything on me. 1236 01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:23,288 Capitalist swine! 1237 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,725 - Come along, Dick. - Oh, capitalist swine. 1238 01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:28,762 Very mine... 1239 01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:32,242 - Come on, come on, come on. - Ooh. 1240 01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:45,731 I think you'd better get the Councilor home. 1241 01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:48,209 That's easier said than done. 1242 01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:54,008 - Where's Jenny? - I don't know. In the hall, I think. 1243 01:21:56,120 --> 01:22:00,284 Jenny, we... we've got to get Dick back home. 1244 01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:03,042 - Do you want a lift? - No, thank you. 1245 01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:05,128 - Are you sure? - Y. 1246 01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:07,162 I'm not going. 1247 01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,171 I'm not going. 1248 01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:11,282 Graham, for Gods sake, give me a hand, 1249 01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:14,130 before he throws up all over Julian's scene. 1250 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,322 Yes, yes, yes. All right. 1251 01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:24,242 Oh...hang on. 1252 01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,402 Come here. 1253 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,002 Come on. 1254 01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:20,725 - Capitalist swine. - Hello! 1255 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,402 That's it, baby, you're doing fine. 1256 01:23:24,440 --> 01:23:26,568 Oh, look out, you... Oh. 1257 01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:41,802 ...seconds. 1258 01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:48,761 At the third stroke, it will be 2:29 and 50 seconds. 1259 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:47,167 I feel faintly responsible... 1260 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,684 ...faintly guilty. 1261 01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:53,924 Patrick did tell me about your...afteroon. 1262 01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:55,962 But it shouldn't have mattered. 1263 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,002 I wasn't thinking. 1264 01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:00,361 It was all my fault for letting it slip out 1265 01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:03,842 Unforgivable. 1266 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:09,686 I do feel, though, Jenny, it's frightfully important... 1267 01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:12,849 for your own sake, that you understand how we chaps think. 1268 01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:17,449 We?e men and we think about girls 1269 01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:20,288 Girls we like, girls we don't like... 1270 01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:24,605 ...gilrls we've had, girls we'd like to have had. 1271 01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:26,165 Girls that... 1272 01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:29,202 ...girl's that don't. 1273 01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:33,171 And we talk. 1274 01:25:34,440 --> 01:25:36,602 We tell each other everything. 1275 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,326 All about the sort of um... 1276 01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:43,569 before, during and after... 1277 01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:48,650 ...and... we lie. 1278 01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:52,400 We lie about the girls we've had and... 1279 01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:57,566 ...we lie about the girls we'd like to have had. 1280 01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:07,882 Even Patrick lies. 1281 01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:11,884 Poor Patrick. 1282 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,562 There's a step! 1283 01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:51,367 - Oh, no. - Push. 1284 01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:57,844 There's a letter for him by the phone when he comes to. 1285 01:26:57,880 --> 01:27:00,281 - Where are you going, then? - I'm leaving him. 1286 01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:02,209 That's frightfully disloyal of you, baby. 1287 01:27:02,240 --> 01:27:05,289 Trust Miss Hippy Bloody Bohemian to take that line. 1288 01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:08,563 - Just get out of my way before I miss my train! - Oh, charming! 1289 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,763 Taxi! Taxi? 1290 01:27:15,040 --> 01:27:17,168 - Where's Jenny? - She's still at Ormerod's. 1291 01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:19,362 Well, what the hell is she doing there? 1292 01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:21,530 - I suppose you took her. - No. 1293 01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:23,881 Who asked you to slick your bloody snout in this? 1294 01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:25,160 She wanted to go. 1295 01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:28,727 - Then why didn't you bring her back with you? - She didn't want to come. 1296 01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:33,327 - Where are the keys? - They're in my pocket. 1297 01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:35,124 Never again. 1298 01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:37,162 - Push him. - Don't let him fall. 1299 01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:50,562 You really...must forgive Patrick... 1300 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,407 ...and the rest of us. 1301 01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:34,887 It... It's no-one's fault, actually. 1302 01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:39,366 I mean, 'fault' doesn't really enter into it. 1303 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,528 It's like a game. 1304 01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:48,847 Sex is... is like a game. 1305 01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:51,842 A super son of...game. 1306 01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:56,242 A game in which no-one has to say no... 1307 01:28:57,120 --> 01:28:59,282 just yes. 1308 01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:10,451 Julian? 1309 01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:13,051 Oh, I wonder, have you seen Julian, please? 1310 01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:15,082 I think he's upstairs. 1311 01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:23,722 Julian? 1312 01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,649 Julian, I wonder whether... 1313 01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:42,765 Well... congratulations. 1314 01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:47,882 Yes, congratulations. 1315 01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:55,011 You...and Julian? 1316 01:30:56,840 --> 01:30:58,046 Why? 1317 01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:00,882 - Why? - I don'! know. 1318 01:31:00,920 --> 01:31:03,161 What do you mean, you don't know? 1319 01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:06,442 I demand an explanation. 1320 01:31:06,480 --> 01:31:08,482 Well, I don'! have one! 1321 01:31:08,520 --> 01:31:11,649 He got you drunk...didn't he? 1322 01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:15,202 You just tell me he got you drunk. 1323 01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:22,287 - You smooth-talking bastard. - Now, look... 1324 01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:26,086 - You knew she was my girl. - Leave him alone and shut up. Shut up! 1325 01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:28,202 You told him. You told him about us! 1326 01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:30,891 And you did all this just to get even, is that it? Hm? 1327 01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:33,241 - Thank you very much! - Don'! lose your cool. 1328 01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:35,601 - Just shut your bloody mouth! - You make me sick. 1329 01:31:35,640 --> 01:31:37,324 You make out you're so modern, 1330 01:31:37,360 --> 01:31:42,400 spout all that rubbish about risks and all that and it doesn't mean a thing, not a thing, to you. 1331 01:31:42,440 --> 01:31:44,044 Oh, I meant it. 1332 01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:46,048 Yes, I meant it. 1333 01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:48,560 - I meant every word. - Oh, you meant it! 1334 01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:51,683 Like you meant everything else you could think up to throw at me. 1335 01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:55,281 ''It's a barrier you being a virgin, Jenny. Nobody believes in virginity any more.'' 1336 01:31:55,320 --> 01:31:58,403 - I'm not gonna try... - It was something to brag about with the boys! 1337 01:31:58,440 --> 01:32:01,284 - You even lied about that! - Believe that, I won’t spoil your fun! 1338 01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:06,326 Fun? It doesn't seem to have entered your mucky little mind that I might have loved you. 1339 01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:09,807 Love? That's rich coming from you. Love's trusting somebody. 1340 01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:11,842 Trust? Ha-ha! 1341 01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:15,123 Yes, trust! 'Ooh, I don'! seem to have any cloth on. 1342 01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:17,003 We're just good friends, you know.' 1343 01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:18,963 Drop dead! 1344 01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:20,365 Jenny! 1345 01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:22,801 ♪ It would take a girl like you 1346 01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:26,449 ♪ To make a dream come true 1347 01:32:26,480 --> 01:32:29,882 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 1348 01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:33,561 ♪ Yes, it would take a girl like you 1349 01:32:37,680 --> 01:32:40,650 ♪ The sun begins to rise as I open up my eyes 1350 01:32:40,680 --> 01:32:43,650 ♪ And I've got to get together again 1351 01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:47,171 ♪ I don'! know maybe when 1352 01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:51,008 ♪ But I've got to get together again 1353 01:32:51,520 --> 01:32:54,763 ♪ A dream can never last in a world that's moving fast 1354 01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:57,406 ♪ But somethings got to happen to me 1355 01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:00,807 ♪ I don't know what 'rt would be 1356 01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:04,444 ♪ But somethings got to happen to me 1357 01:33:04,480 --> 01:33:08,166 ♪ It would take a girl like you 1358 01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:11,404 ♪ To make a dream come true 1359 01:33:11,440 --> 01:33:15,047 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 1360 01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:18,402 ♪ Yes, it would take a girl like you 1361 01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:22,288 ♪ It would take a girl like you 1362 01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:25,924 ♪ To make a dream come true 1363 01:33:25,960 --> 01:33:29,407 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 1364 01:33:29,440 --> 01:33:33,081 ♪ Yes, it would take a girl like you 1365 01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:38,929 ♪ I knew the day I met you 1366 01:33:38,960 --> 01:33:40,769 ♪ I just had to get you 1367 01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:43,280 ♪ And never let you out of my sight 1368 01:33:44,240 --> 01:33:46,720 ♪ Stay beside you day and night 1369 01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:50,240 ♪ And never let you out of my sight 1370 01:33:50,280 --> 01:33:53,762 ♪ Cos it would take a girl like you 1371 01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:57,410 ♪ To make a dream come true 1372 01:33:57,440 --> 01:34:01,001 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 1373 01:34:01,040 --> 01:34:04,806 ♪ Yes, it would take a girl like you 94635