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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,289 --> 00:00:01,284 Richard... 2 00:00:01,726 --> 00:00:04,459 Do you think if I asked they would let me visit her? 3 00:00:04,562 --> 00:00:06,128 Jared, she's going to be okay. 4 00:00:06,398 --> 00:00:07,630 I promise. 5 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,866 _ 6 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:13,100 The brilliant little idiot. 7 00:00:13,202 --> 00:00:14,769 He found a way around the patent. 8 00:00:14,871 --> 00:00:16,986 It's Hendricks' Internet, but it's not Hendricks' Internet. 9 00:00:17,041 --> 00:00:19,530 I will no longer be able to manufacture your boxes. 10 00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:23,091 You see, my company will be manufacturing a new device 11 00:00:23,193 --> 00:00:25,526 that will quickly render yours obsolete. 12 00:00:27,534 --> 00:00:29,968 Did you speak to Laurie about our series B? 13 00:00:30,070 --> 00:00:31,232 Sort of. 14 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:34,265 Nothing is personal with Laurie, alright? 15 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,901 It's what makes her such a great VC. 16 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:38,512 A term sheet for your series B. 17 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:39,981 Congratulations, Richard. 18 00:00:40,489 --> 00:00:41,605 Thank you. 19 00:00:50,944 --> 00:00:53,311 Wow. That is one expensive bottle. 20 00:00:53,346 --> 00:00:54,546 You guys deserve the best 21 00:00:54,581 --> 00:00:55,947 bottle of champagne they have. 22 00:00:55,982 --> 00:00:58,218 Yeah, all champagne tastes the same to me, so. 23 00:00:58,452 --> 00:00:59,917 I agree, I mean, what's the difference 24 00:00:59,953 --> 00:01:02,133 between good champagne and bad champagne? 25 00:01:02,134 --> 00:01:03,632 About $500. 26 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:05,301 Guys, come on. Enjoy it. 27 00:01:05,336 --> 00:01:07,937 You're about to close a $30 million series B. 28 00:01:07,972 --> 00:01:09,738 And you don't have to sell any ads 29 00:01:09,774 --> 00:01:11,040 or harvest user data, 30 00:01:11,075 --> 00:01:12,674 which for any other VC in town 31 00:01:12,710 --> 00:01:14,010 would've been a non-starter. 32 00:01:14,045 --> 00:01:16,141 Frankly, I'm surprised that Laurie went for it. 33 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,867 Well, I'm not wild about the idea 34 00:01:17,903 --> 00:01:19,939 of her having two more board seats. 35 00:01:20,174 --> 00:01:23,308 I mean, she did kill Fiona right in front of us. 36 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,377 Listen, don't worry about Laurie, okay? 37 00:01:25,412 --> 00:01:26,845 I'm gonna be your point person on this. 38 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,381 She's got her plate full. She's raising money to recover 39 00:01:29,416 --> 00:01:30,756 from the whole Eklow debacle. 40 00:01:30,915 --> 00:01:31,847 Okay. 41 00:01:31,872 --> 00:01:33,871 So... to you guys. 42 00:01:34,436 --> 00:01:35,519 All right. 43 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:36,753 - Cheers. - Cheers. 44 00:01:36,789 --> 00:01:37,888 Yup, thanks. 45 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,595 All right. I have a dinner meeting 46 00:01:44,630 --> 00:01:46,464 and I kind of feel like a fifth wheel, 47 00:01:46,499 --> 00:01:49,551 so I'm gonna pick up the check, leave you to celebrate. 48 00:01:49,668 --> 00:01:50,995 - Congrats again, guys. - Okay. 49 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:52,931 Bye. 50 00:01:57,377 --> 00:01:59,810 Well, the only person we don't spend 51 00:01:59,845 --> 00:02:01,694 20 hours a day with just left. 52 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:03,687 So. 53 00:02:04,654 --> 00:02:06,254 What's new with you guys? 54 00:02:08,621 --> 00:02:12,222 Well, I'm thinking of buying some new bookkeeping software. 55 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,791 All right. I think the only actual way to celebrate 56 00:02:14,827 --> 00:02:17,227 is to spend one waking minute apart, so. 57 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,261 I'm gonna go. 58 00:02:18,296 --> 00:02:20,263 Are you going home? Let's... let's share an Uber. 59 00:02:20,298 --> 00:02:21,698 Oh, well, if you're going that direction, 60 00:02:21,734 --> 00:02:23,133 I'm... I'm driving, so I could drop you. 61 00:02:23,168 --> 00:02:24,435 Hey, Gilfoyle. Wanna play Fortnite? 62 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:26,156 Oh, hold on, I didn't know we were playing Fortnite. 63 00:02:26,156 --> 00:02:27,373 Yeah, I'll come along. 64 00:02:36,162 --> 00:02:38,162 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 65 00:02:43,522 --> 00:02:45,943 I would've taken that plate to the sink for you. 66 00:02:46,224 --> 00:02:48,464 Uh, it's okay. I just finished, so. 67 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,727 How was the sandwich I made you? Was it good? 68 00:02:50,762 --> 00:02:52,145 Good condiment blend? 69 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:53,897 Yeah. It was perfect, thanks. 70 00:02:53,932 --> 00:02:55,064 Richard. 71 00:02:55,099 --> 00:02:56,766 This might be out of line, but... 72 00:02:56,934 --> 00:02:59,822 would you mind telling Jared how much you enjoyed the sandwich? 73 00:02:59,938 --> 00:03:01,738 I'm finding him a little intimidating. 74 00:03:01,773 --> 00:03:04,774 Sure, yeah. Look, I know he can be a little eccentric. 75 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,543 I tend to hold my breath around him. 76 00:03:06,578 --> 00:03:08,244 It's exacerbating my asthma. 77 00:03:08,818 --> 00:03:10,178 Ooh, okay... 78 00:03:10,504 --> 00:03:12,328 Richard, do you have a moment? 79 00:03:15,808 --> 00:03:16,925 You know what? 80 00:03:16,950 --> 00:03:20,302 Holden just made me a really good sandwich. 81 00:03:20,647 --> 00:03:22,795 Oh, well, that's nice. 82 00:03:23,183 --> 00:03:24,215 Yeah. Yep. 83 00:03:27,521 --> 00:03:30,394 Did he ask you to mention that to me? 84 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:32,846 What? No. 85 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:36,120 - Okay. - No, he's... he's just great. 86 00:03:37,564 --> 00:03:39,830 Well, "In doing what we ought, we deserve no praise" 87 00:03:39,866 --> 00:03:41,162 because it is our duty." 88 00:03:41,349 --> 00:03:42,427 St. Augustine. 89 00:03:43,392 --> 00:03:44,624 So, um... 90 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:46,637 I've been keeping track of the compute credits 91 00:03:46,672 --> 00:03:47,871 that you gave to Laurie. 92 00:03:47,906 --> 00:03:49,706 And she sold them to Gigglybots 93 00:03:49,741 --> 00:03:51,988 and then Gigglybots sold them to SmashHub. 94 00:03:52,244 --> 00:03:54,010 And they traded hands a few more times, 95 00:03:54,046 --> 00:03:56,313 the price increasing each time until they were 96 00:03:56,348 --> 00:03:58,625 bought by a venture fund in Mountain View. 97 00:03:58,650 --> 00:04:01,151 Okay, uh, so if we wanted to buy them back, 98 00:04:01,176 --> 00:04:02,575 how much would it cost us? 99 00:04:02,854 --> 00:04:05,289 It's $1.6 million. 100 00:04:05,324 --> 00:04:07,191 - What? - The fuck? 101 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:11,462 - More like that? - Yeah. 102 00:04:11,575 --> 00:04:13,175 So Dinesh, is it true? 103 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,464 Is series B happening? 104 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:15,618 We all heard it's happening. 105 00:04:15,792 --> 00:04:18,068 Oh, guys, please, you know I can't talk to you 106 00:04:18,103 --> 00:04:19,635 about upper level management stuff. 107 00:04:19,671 --> 00:04:21,805 It's totally happening. Look at his face. 108 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,094 He has the worst poker face. 109 00:04:23,119 --> 00:04:25,175 No. Don't... Don't look at my face. 110 00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:28,082 This is great news. We're all getting big, fat bonuses. 111 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:30,947 I was a little worried I made a mistake ordering that Tesla. 112 00:04:31,764 --> 00:04:33,249 Sorry, Tesla? What Tesla? 113 00:04:33,284 --> 00:04:35,146 Model S. Same as yours. 114 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,584 I mean, not exactly the same. I ordered the P100D. 115 00:04:38,609 --> 00:04:39,655 Newer model. 116 00:04:39,691 --> 00:04:40,957 It's got longer battery life... 117 00:04:40,992 --> 00:04:42,759 You know what? This is a workplace. 118 00:04:42,794 --> 00:04:45,261 This is not a fucking slumber party, gabbing, gabbing. 119 00:04:45,296 --> 00:04:47,197 And series B is not a done deal. 120 00:04:47,232 --> 00:04:49,682 Despite what my face says, okay? 121 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:50,869 Don't trust this face. 122 00:04:50,894 --> 00:04:52,851 No one should ever trust this face. 123 00:04:54,004 --> 00:04:55,575 Congrats on the Tesla, Danny. 124 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:56,991 So excited for you. 125 00:04:58,664 --> 00:05:00,329 Series B, baby! 126 00:05:00,457 --> 00:05:01,623 Fuck Danny. 127 00:05:01,892 --> 00:05:03,459 I mean, I love my Tesla. 128 00:05:03,484 --> 00:05:04,547 It has Insane Mode, 129 00:05:04,582 --> 00:05:08,351 which means it goes zero to 60 in 3.2 seconds, 130 00:05:08,386 --> 00:05:10,085 which is literally insane. 131 00:05:10,121 --> 00:05:13,756 But the Tesla that Danny ordered has Ludicrous Mode, 132 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:17,293 which means it goes zero to 60 in 2.8 seconds. 133 00:05:17,328 --> 00:05:19,179 So it's gonna take me an entire 134 00:05:19,204 --> 00:05:21,554 0.4 seconds longer to get to 60. 135 00:05:22,414 --> 00:05:24,281 I mean, how would you feel if one of your neighbors 136 00:05:24,316 --> 00:05:26,027 got a tiki head bigger than yours? 137 00:05:27,018 --> 00:05:29,553 Oh, well, when we bought it, 138 00:05:29,588 --> 00:05:32,012 we made sure it was the biggest one they made, so. 139 00:05:32,037 --> 00:05:34,545 You're the biggest tiki head guy in the neighborhood. 140 00:05:35,527 --> 00:05:37,641 I used to be the Tesla guy in the office. 141 00:05:37,862 --> 00:05:40,763 I maxed out my credit cards to be able to afford that thing. 142 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,326 And now that we're getting series B, 143 00:05:42,352 --> 00:05:45,435 any one of these bourgeois new money millennial fucks 144 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,032 can just go out and buy one. 145 00:05:47,724 --> 00:05:49,424 I don't wanna sound selfish, 146 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:52,939 but sometimes I wish only I made money. You know? 147 00:05:53,595 --> 00:05:54,787 What are we talking about, here? 148 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:57,188 You want us to launch a cryptocurrency? 149 00:05:57,188 --> 00:05:58,287 I do. 150 00:05:58,322 --> 00:06:00,455 The fact that people are willing to pay many multiples more 151 00:06:00,491 --> 00:06:02,457 for our compute credits than they're worth, 152 00:06:02,493 --> 00:06:04,085 we have an opportunity here. 153 00:06:04,528 --> 00:06:05,927 Worth is relative, Richard. 154 00:06:06,091 --> 00:06:07,128 What do you mean? 155 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,997 Why do people covet 156 00:06:09,032 --> 00:06:12,601 the silly pieces of green cotton paper in their wallets? 157 00:06:12,636 --> 00:06:15,082 It's because we are all sheep. 158 00:06:15,478 --> 00:06:18,363 And we've mutually agreed to endow certain things 159 00:06:18,388 --> 00:06:19,526 with value. 160 00:06:19,882 --> 00:06:22,189 And right now, for some reason, 161 00:06:22,317 --> 00:06:25,753 the market values our credits more than we did. 162 00:06:25,788 --> 00:06:27,621 Gilfoyle, we're not gonna suddenly pivot 163 00:06:27,656 --> 00:06:29,304 and become a digital currency company. 164 00:06:29,304 --> 00:06:30,657 I'm not proposing a pivot. 165 00:06:30,693 --> 00:06:32,921 I'm proposing that we sell digital currency 166 00:06:32,921 --> 00:06:35,621 as a way to finance our new Internet company. 167 00:06:36,024 --> 00:06:38,763 You wanted an alternative to Laurie Bream. 168 00:06:39,561 --> 00:06:41,070 Well, it's right here in front of you. 169 00:06:41,429 --> 00:06:43,362 PiedPiperCoin. 170 00:06:43,398 --> 00:06:44,822 Okay, look, I... 171 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,638 I'm not gonna bet the entire future 172 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:50,617 of my new Internet and everything I've worked for 173 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,944 on becoming the next Bitcoin. 174 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:54,889 You really expect me to do that? 175 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,403 There are very few things 176 00:06:56,403 --> 00:06:59,249 that I will defend with true passion: 177 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,667 medical marijuana, 178 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:04,635 the biblical Satan as a metaphor for rebellion against tyranny, 179 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:08,153 and mother fucking Goddamn cryptocurrency. 180 00:07:09,227 --> 00:07:10,160 Mmm. 181 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:13,429 I have a PowerPoint that I've been wanting to show you for some time. 182 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,334 Walk me through this. 183 00:07:16,538 --> 00:07:18,068 We can't make our boxes in China 184 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:19,236 because Yao has threatened 185 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:20,938 every manufacturer in the country. 186 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:23,060 - That's right. - We can't afford Bangladesh, 187 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:25,042 because the workers have unionized. 188 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:26,910 Sadly, correct. 189 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,612 And we can't use our place in Laos, 190 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:31,415 because one person gets her scalp ripped off 191 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,189 and suddenly, everyone's screaming regulations. 192 00:07:34,214 --> 00:07:35,152 Yes. 193 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,864 You know, you hear a lot of chatter 194 00:07:36,899 --> 00:07:38,635 about the growth of the global economy, 195 00:07:38,635 --> 00:07:40,534 but no one wants to talk about the downside. 196 00:07:40,569 --> 00:07:42,396 Gavin, there is one other 197 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,671 manufacturing option we haven't discussed yet, 198 00:07:44,707 --> 00:07:47,073 which considering the current circumstances, 199 00:07:47,108 --> 00:07:49,075 might be worth consideration. 200 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,188 I'm open to anything. 201 00:07:52,717 --> 00:07:53,716 America. 202 00:07:53,938 --> 00:07:55,052 Fuck you. 203 00:07:55,270 --> 00:07:56,403 I feel the same way. 204 00:07:56,971 --> 00:07:58,538 But we were recently contacted 205 00:07:58,573 --> 00:08:00,807 by the mayor of Goldbriar, North Carolina. 206 00:08:00,842 --> 00:08:03,209 They had a DVR manufacturing plant that closed. 207 00:08:03,244 --> 00:08:04,906 The retooling would be minimal. 208 00:08:05,046 --> 00:08:06,379 They've got a skilled labor pool 209 00:08:06,415 --> 00:08:08,964 just sitting idle and they sound desperate. 210 00:08:09,117 --> 00:08:10,101 Really? 211 00:08:10,886 --> 00:08:11,885 How desperate? 212 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,016 It was pitiful. 213 00:08:13,345 --> 00:08:14,359 Really? 214 00:08:15,423 --> 00:08:18,590 In 350 BCE, 215 00:08:18,626 --> 00:08:21,962 Aristotle defined sound money as being 216 00:08:21,962 --> 00:08:23,628 durable, transferable, 217 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:26,038 divisible, scarce, recognizable.... 218 00:08:26,074 --> 00:08:27,519 - Gilfoyle? - And fungible. 219 00:08:27,832 --> 00:08:28,774 What? 220 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:31,077 Can we skip ahead 2,400 years? 221 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:33,239 I mean, I know what cryptocurrency is. 222 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:36,336 Richard, a lot of work went into this presentation. 223 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,013 - Okay. - Fine. 224 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,737 But you're missing out on a lot of wisdom, here. 225 00:08:45,126 --> 00:08:47,125 Why don't you tell me what you know 226 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,463 about Bitcoin as a jumping-off point? 227 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:50,611 Okay, sure. 228 00:08:50,612 --> 00:08:54,252 Uh, well, I'm pretty sure it was founded by a Japanese guy... 229 00:08:54,346 --> 00:08:56,149 Or guys, or girls, 230 00:08:56,174 --> 00:08:59,152 going by the name Satoshi Nakamoto in 2008. 231 00:08:59,422 --> 00:09:00,755 True identity still unknown. 232 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:03,258 Okay, look, every day I read an article 233 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,593 about how we're in a Bitcoin bubble. 234 00:09:05,722 --> 00:09:07,557 And who is writing those articles? 235 00:09:08,121 --> 00:09:09,730 I don't wanna say the establishment. 236 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:12,133 But is it possible that Warren Buffett 237 00:09:12,169 --> 00:09:14,669 called Bitcoin a pyramid scheme 238 00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:18,688 because he has 92 billion conventional dollars to protect? 239 00:09:19,088 --> 00:09:21,978 Let's say he's right. Let's say Bitcoin dies. 240 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,687 So what? MySpace, Friendster, they both died. 241 00:09:25,114 --> 00:09:27,848 But they paved the way for other social media tripe 242 00:09:27,883 --> 00:09:29,683 like Facebook and Twitter 243 00:09:29,718 --> 00:09:32,084 to completely overrun the planet. 244 00:09:33,256 --> 00:09:35,543 Crypto is out there. 245 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,325 And it's not going away. 246 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,593 It just feels sketchy. 247 00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:42,597 In the same way that a new Internet 248 00:09:42,988 --> 00:09:44,385 is sketchy, Richard? 249 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,637 - Well... - What is crypto? 250 00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:49,496 If not decentralized, anonymous, secure, 251 00:09:49,764 --> 00:09:52,477 and an existential threat to the powers that be? 252 00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:55,235 I would think that you'd be all-in on something like that. 253 00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:58,804 Yeah. But do you really think we can create a currency 254 00:09:58,839 --> 00:10:00,306 worth $30 million? 255 00:10:00,341 --> 00:10:01,743 Because that's what we'd be giving up. 256 00:10:01,743 --> 00:10:04,056 Maybe. Probably even more. 257 00:10:04,579 --> 00:10:06,179 But even if it's less, 258 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:10,032 we would still gain control, autonomy, 259 00:10:10,032 --> 00:10:11,351 board seats and shares, 260 00:10:11,386 --> 00:10:15,066 and you wouldn't have to rely on a VC who once fired you 261 00:10:15,623 --> 00:10:16,989 from your own company. 262 00:10:19,594 --> 00:10:20,860 So, there is a mode 263 00:10:20,895 --> 00:10:23,296 above Ludicrous Mode. Am I correct? 264 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:25,365 Yes. It's called Plaid. 265 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,001 And it comes standard on the new Tesla Roadster. 266 00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:29,402 How do I get into one of these babies? 267 00:10:29,627 --> 00:10:33,072 Simple. You put down a $50,000 deposit today. 268 00:10:33,361 --> 00:10:34,828 Okay. 269 00:10:34,863 --> 00:10:36,429 And you'll be behind the wheel 270 00:10:36,464 --> 00:10:37,964 as soon as they become available. 271 00:10:37,999 --> 00:10:40,138 And how quickly will that be, Stephanie? 272 00:10:40,138 --> 00:10:42,371 Soon. We're thinking a few years, 273 00:10:42,407 --> 00:10:43,856 which goes by fast. 274 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:45,975 My daughter was a teenager in high school. 275 00:10:46,011 --> 00:10:48,077 - Next thing I knew... - I'm gonna stop you right there. 276 00:10:48,112 --> 00:10:51,347 Your oily salesmanship is starting to really irritate me. 277 00:10:51,537 --> 00:10:52,515 Okay? 278 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:55,051 I need to maintain my Tesla superiority, 279 00:10:55,086 --> 00:10:56,385 and I need to do it now. 280 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:58,756 Okay, I'm looking at a new set of wheels here. 281 00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,293 The 21-inch Arachnids. 282 00:11:00,425 --> 00:11:03,192 Very nice. But they're not for sale. 283 00:11:03,427 --> 00:11:06,061 You can only get them through our referral awards program. 284 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,983 You refer three other customers to us, 285 00:11:08,019 --> 00:11:11,220 they buy a vehicle and, zoop-zoop, you get the wheels. 286 00:11:11,455 --> 00:11:14,289 So, if I get more people to buy Teslas, 287 00:11:14,661 --> 00:11:17,708 then I will have the wheels and no one else can get them? 288 00:11:18,299 --> 00:11:19,298 Not even Danny? 289 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,702 I'm sorry, who's Danny? 290 00:11:21,168 --> 00:11:23,135 He's the guy with the shitty wheels. 291 00:11:23,170 --> 00:11:26,224 And now, the CEO of Hooli, 292 00:11:26,474 --> 00:11:28,173 Mr. Gavin Belson. 293 00:11:30,299 --> 00:11:32,299 _ 294 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:34,331 Thank you, Mayor Wilkins. 295 00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:37,540 Thank you, Goldbriar, for this warm, wonderful welcome. 296 00:11:38,047 --> 00:11:39,913 You know, being in North Carolina 297 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,572 always feels like a bit of a homecoming for me. 298 00:11:42,852 --> 00:11:46,052 I own a vacation property just off the coast in Bermuda. 299 00:11:47,089 --> 00:11:49,790 Technically, it is my primary legal residence. 300 00:11:51,305 --> 00:11:52,337 _ 301 00:11:52,362 --> 00:11:53,838 Good people of Goldbriar, 302 00:11:54,164 --> 00:11:56,430 for too long, foreign interests 303 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:59,076 have used unfair trade and labor practices 304 00:11:59,435 --> 00:12:02,703 to plunder American wealth and steal American jobs. 305 00:12:03,003 --> 00:12:04,403 But I don't blame them for that. 306 00:12:04,439 --> 00:12:07,214 No. I blame weak, spineless 307 00:12:07,319 --> 00:12:08,901 American politicians. 308 00:12:09,476 --> 00:12:11,207 But if your mayor does his job, 309 00:12:11,207 --> 00:12:12,683 your jobs will come back, 310 00:12:12,683 --> 00:12:15,317 and soon, you will proudly be building 311 00:12:15,353 --> 00:12:18,170 the Gavin Belson Signature Box Three. 312 00:12:18,789 --> 00:12:20,856 But if for some reason 313 00:12:20,891 --> 00:12:24,198 he can't make my very reasonable proposal work, 314 00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:25,944 you know who to blame. 315 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,563 I'm excited to get started. 316 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,250 What about y'all? 317 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,908 - Hi, Holden. - Oh. 318 00:12:56,322 --> 00:12:58,683 Jared. Hi. 319 00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,166 Hi. 320 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,465 Can I ask you a question? 321 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,146 Of course. 322 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,970 Did you ask Richard to tell me 323 00:13:07,006 --> 00:13:09,842 that he liked the sandwich that you made for him? 324 00:13:11,669 --> 00:13:12,702 No. 325 00:13:17,182 --> 00:13:18,414 Is that the truth? 326 00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:20,450 Yes. 327 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,669 Okay. 328 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:28,731 Okay. 329 00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:32,235 Good job with that plate. 330 00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:35,026 Thanks. 331 00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:47,572 Now, I can see the looks on your faces. 332 00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:49,091 I know what you're thinking. 333 00:13:49,347 --> 00:13:52,847 Why does Dinesh care so much if I buy a Tesla? 334 00:13:53,158 --> 00:13:54,383 I'll tell you why. 335 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:57,085 Because Teslas are good for the world. 336 00:13:57,364 --> 00:13:59,655 Surprisingly pedestrian wheels, but you get over that. 337 00:13:59,690 --> 00:14:01,178 So, come on. 338 00:14:01,178 --> 00:14:03,306 Series B, right? Cha-ching. 339 00:14:03,331 --> 00:14:05,564 I was gonna use that to pay off my student loans. 340 00:14:05,589 --> 00:14:06,537 That's boring. 341 00:14:06,573 --> 00:14:08,306 And don't take this the wrong way, 342 00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:10,441 but it seems like it's very important 343 00:14:10,477 --> 00:14:12,283 for you to be the Tesla guy in the office. 344 00:14:13,179 --> 00:14:14,548 Like, weirdly important. 345 00:14:14,695 --> 00:14:17,448 I'm not weird, you're weird. You guys are being so weird. 346 00:14:17,484 --> 00:14:20,740 Come on. What's it gonna take to get you into a Tesla today? 347 00:14:21,349 --> 00:14:24,122 Here. I've printed out hundreds of these. 348 00:14:24,122 --> 00:14:26,522 There you go. There you go, pass these on. 349 00:14:26,558 --> 00:14:27,753 Dave? Dave? 350 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,594 All right, what's this interesting idea? 351 00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:33,229 Gilfoyle and I were talking. 352 00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:36,941 And this may seem a little out there at first, but... 353 00:14:37,302 --> 00:14:40,668 Instead of funding our launch with a series B, 354 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,508 what about... 355 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,574 an ICO? 356 00:14:46,664 --> 00:14:48,944 An initial coin offering? It's basically a... 357 00:14:48,979 --> 00:14:50,913 Are you a fucking moron? 358 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,650 Maybe I don't need to be here for this. 359 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,018 Sit the fuck down. 360 00:14:56,053 --> 00:14:57,054 Okay. 361 00:14:58,089 --> 00:15:00,188 Richard, what are you doing? 362 00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:02,123 Just exploring our options. 363 00:15:02,158 --> 00:15:04,249 Why? You don't think I have your back? 364 00:15:04,394 --> 00:15:06,261 Look, I get that you're giving up 365 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,462 board seats and shares, 366 00:15:07,497 --> 00:15:09,397 but look what you're getting in return. 367 00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:12,567 As if the $30 million you were getting wasn't good enough, 368 00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:15,069 we provide you with marketing, networking, staffing. 369 00:15:15,105 --> 00:15:17,004 We help you negotiate partnerships 370 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,280 and navigate regulations. 371 00:15:18,305 --> 00:15:21,176 All these things that are changing by the minute. 372 00:15:21,361 --> 00:15:23,446 Gilfoyle, can you help with any of that? 373 00:15:24,147 --> 00:15:26,981 I'd rather just listen if it's all the same to you. 374 00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:29,217 Look, if you do an ICO, 375 00:15:29,253 --> 00:15:30,752 you're not only saying fuck you to us, 376 00:15:30,787 --> 00:15:32,220 you're saying fuck you to all VCs. 377 00:15:32,256 --> 00:15:33,654 Jesus, Richard. Why would you even 378 00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:36,057 think it would be okay to talk to me about this? 379 00:15:36,092 --> 00:15:38,425 Like would you ask your wife who you should cheat with? 380 00:15:38,461 --> 00:15:39,469 No. 381 00:15:40,114 --> 00:15:41,151 Well, maybe. 382 00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:42,185 I don't know, I... 383 00:15:42,781 --> 00:15:45,177 I guess I was just looking for advice from a friend. 384 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:47,324 Oh, are we friends, Richard? 385 00:15:47,359 --> 00:15:48,858 - Yes, of course. - Really? 386 00:15:48,893 --> 00:15:50,493 Have we spoken once in the past year 387 00:15:50,528 --> 00:15:52,594 about anything other than business? 388 00:15:52,594 --> 00:15:53,649 Yes. 389 00:15:54,297 --> 00:15:56,489 Wait. No. 390 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,123 - When's my birthday? - Come on. 391 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,250 Do I live in a house or an apartment? 392 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:03,347 Did you even know that I was married? 393 00:16:03,382 --> 00:16:05,142 - You are? - I was, I... 394 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,283 had it annulled after three months. 395 00:16:07,318 --> 00:16:09,326 Did he ask you who he should cheat with? 396 00:16:12,424 --> 00:16:14,639 Look, you came for advice, fine. 397 00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:16,459 Forget an ICO. 398 00:16:16,495 --> 00:16:17,560 Okay? I'm sure Gilfoyle 399 00:16:17,596 --> 00:16:20,129 told you that he can handle all the technical stuff. 400 00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:22,379 But this is not just a math problem. 401 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:25,563 They're my direct competition. I've done my homework on this. 402 00:16:26,372 --> 00:16:28,239 So before you walk away from stability 403 00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:31,026 and gamble your entire company on crypto, 404 00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:32,944 there's another "friend" of yours 405 00:16:32,979 --> 00:16:34,315 I think you should talk to. 406 00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:38,672 I was such a fucking pussy when Bitcoin broke, Richard. 407 00:16:39,116 --> 00:16:40,219 If I had the balls, 408 00:16:40,254 --> 00:16:42,353 I'd have put every penny I had into that shit 409 00:16:42,388 --> 00:16:43,354 five years ago, 410 00:16:43,389 --> 00:16:44,787 watched it go up, up, up, up, up 411 00:16:44,812 --> 00:16:47,287 and then pulled out right before it all came crashing down again. 412 00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:49,132 I mean, Jesus, why didn't I do that? 413 00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:51,000 Fuck me! But then, it occurred to me... 414 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,115 I own 36 fucking companies, Richard. 415 00:16:54,794 --> 00:16:56,720 If I make them all ICO, 416 00:16:56,838 --> 00:16:59,037 that's 36 bites at the apple. 417 00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:00,540 So I did it. 418 00:17:00,575 --> 00:17:03,076 - You... you did 36 ICOs? - Yup. 419 00:17:03,368 --> 00:17:05,012 - Did they work? - You know, one of the things 420 00:17:05,047 --> 00:17:07,281 being in the three comma club has taught me, Richard, 421 00:17:07,316 --> 00:17:08,548 is it's not always about money. 422 00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,284 Sometimes, it's about wisdom. 423 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:13,501 And did I lose a B? Close to it. Fuck! 424 00:17:14,023 --> 00:17:16,609 But I bet I gained two B in wisdom. 425 00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:18,525 So you lost it all? 426 00:17:19,795 --> 00:17:22,796 Ha, ha, Richard, if I didn't love this crazy guy so much, 427 00:17:22,831 --> 00:17:24,254 I'd knock his fucking teeth out. 428 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,113 Nah, nah, I didn't lose it all. 429 00:17:26,602 --> 00:17:28,371 I mean, one of them got shut down by the SEC. 430 00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:29,940 On a few, we got scammed. 431 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:31,506 But some of them worked. 432 00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:33,975 One of them worked. 433 00:17:34,202 --> 00:17:36,617 One? One out of 36? 434 00:17:36,913 --> 00:17:37,979 Yeah. Listen, 435 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,508 all the coin I had from the ICO that worked 436 00:17:40,543 --> 00:17:42,009 was on a USB thumb drive. 437 00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:43,855 And my dumb fucking housekeeper 438 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,346 threw out my jeans, 'cause they were ripped. 439 00:17:45,371 --> 00:17:46,871 Even though I paid more for the ripped ones. 440 00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:48,515 And the thumb drive was in the pocket, so. 441 00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:51,180 $300 million in crypto is buried out here, somewhere. 442 00:17:51,265 --> 00:17:52,765 But my boys will find it. 443 00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:54,385 If they wanna get paid, right? 444 00:17:55,604 --> 00:17:56,806 And when they do, 445 00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,772 that coin could cover all the losers. 446 00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:01,174 I mean, it's up 3,000% in the last two weeks. 447 00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:03,444 If it keeps going like this over the next three, four months, 448 00:18:03,479 --> 00:18:05,278 we could be talking the four comma club! 449 00:18:05,314 --> 00:18:06,947 That's a T, not a B, Richard. 450 00:18:07,314 --> 00:18:09,483 - Mr. Hanneman! - Shit, you found it? 451 00:18:09,518 --> 00:18:12,806 Jose! Yes! No! 452 00:18:13,522 --> 00:18:15,055 I said a thumb drive. 453 00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:16,790 In the... that's an actual thumb. 454 00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:19,345 That's a human... Just fucking put that back! 455 00:18:19,888 --> 00:18:21,976 Again, Richard... 456 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,232 the math is sound. 457 00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:32,606 Well, Mayor, I sure have enjoyed our time together. 458 00:18:32,641 --> 00:18:33,930 Let me know when you get this done. 459 00:18:33,955 --> 00:18:36,911 Uh, Mr. Belson, I'm sorry, but this list of demands 460 00:18:36,946 --> 00:18:39,746 is not remotely workable for a community of our size. 461 00:18:40,089 --> 00:18:42,116 A mayor's job is never easy. 462 00:18:42,151 --> 00:18:43,417 But you'll find a way, 463 00:18:43,452 --> 00:18:44,985 if you care about your constituents. 464 00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:46,987 Mr. Belson, I grew up in this town. 465 00:18:47,023 --> 00:18:48,422 I've lived here my entire life. 466 00:18:48,457 --> 00:18:50,457 - I'd do anything to... - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 467 00:18:50,492 --> 00:18:52,426 - Your entire life? - Mm-hmm. 468 00:18:52,461 --> 00:18:54,519 - How old are you? - Forty-seven. 469 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,797 That's a little weird, isn't it? 470 00:18:56,832 --> 00:19:00,433 The point is, I'd do anything to help the people of this area. 471 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,997 But giving you public money on this scale would decimate our budget. 472 00:19:04,572 --> 00:19:07,040 I could have the local high school renamed after you. 473 00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:09,442 Rosa Parks has never even been to Goldbriar. 474 00:19:09,477 --> 00:19:10,977 I don't want a fucking high school. 475 00:19:11,012 --> 00:19:14,180 I wanna manufacture boxes at an 80% profit margin. 476 00:19:14,215 --> 00:19:15,315 I don't understand. 477 00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:17,193 All my asshole friends keep getting 478 00:19:17,218 --> 00:19:19,352 NFL stadiums and corporate headquarters, 479 00:19:19,387 --> 00:19:20,719 all fully paid for. 480 00:19:20,755 --> 00:19:24,077 And you can't make one fucking factory happen? 481 00:19:24,195 --> 00:19:27,060 I mean, the only things I have left to cut are essential services. 482 00:19:27,095 --> 00:19:28,894 There you go. Do that. 483 00:19:29,055 --> 00:19:30,866 You could have a volunteer fire department. 484 00:19:30,957 --> 00:19:33,132 Because I can't afford a penny more than this. 485 00:19:36,536 --> 00:19:38,003 Everybody ready? 486 00:19:39,406 --> 00:19:40,572 Two, three! 487 00:19:40,607 --> 00:19:43,041 - ♪ Oh Carolina prowl off ♪ - ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪ 488 00:19:43,077 --> 00:19:45,210 ♪ Jump an prance, oh Carolina ♪ 489 00:19:45,245 --> 00:19:47,779 - ♪ Prowl off jump an prance ♪ - ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪ 490 00:19:47,814 --> 00:19:50,548 ♪ Oh Carolina gal prowl off ♪ 491 00:19:50,584 --> 00:19:52,851 - ♪ Gal Yuh fi jump an prance ♪ - _ 492 00:19:52,886 --> 00:19:54,152 - ♪ Prowl off ♪ - ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪ 493 00:19:54,188 --> 00:19:55,520 ♪ Jump and prance ♪ 494 00:19:55,555 --> 00:19:59,591 ♪ Carolina come bubble 'pon me ♪ 495 00:19:59,626 --> 00:20:03,228 ♪ Oh, watch how she groove ♪ 496 00:20:05,732 --> 00:20:07,599 So, pretty sweet, right? 497 00:20:07,634 --> 00:20:08,933 Yeah, it's nice. 498 00:20:08,969 --> 00:20:11,268 Sorry we couldn't find a safe spot to try Insane Mode. 499 00:20:11,304 --> 00:20:13,104 It feels like your kidneys are gonna get, like, 500 00:20:13,139 --> 00:20:14,606 ripped right through the back of your body. 501 00:20:14,641 --> 00:20:16,975 - It's like... - Yeah, I don't think I'd wanna do that. 502 00:20:17,010 --> 00:20:18,409 Well you don't need to do it. 503 00:20:18,444 --> 00:20:21,245 But you wanna be able to tell people that you can do it. 504 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,220 Right? It's like having a gun. 505 00:20:23,783 --> 00:20:26,618 So, Charlie and Nadia have already said yes. 506 00:20:26,653 --> 00:20:29,066 You'll finally have something to talk to them about. 507 00:20:29,288 --> 00:20:31,022 Oh, let me think about it. 508 00:20:31,057 --> 00:20:33,659 Fine. Okay, just pull into the designated EV... 509 00:20:33,684 --> 00:20:34,670 ...2.8 seconds. 510 00:20:34,695 --> 00:20:35,994 Oh, fuck. 511 00:20:36,029 --> 00:20:37,361 Danny already got his car. 512 00:20:37,687 --> 00:20:40,064 I'll pay your down payment and first three months. Do we have a deal? 513 00:20:40,161 --> 00:20:41,311 Wow, really? 514 00:20:42,768 --> 00:20:43,934 Make it six months. 515 00:20:45,038 --> 00:20:46,208 Fine! Okay, just go. 516 00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:48,301 Hide before Danny sees us in this shitty car. 517 00:20:48,336 --> 00:20:49,769 - Go, go, go. Go. - Wow, uh... 518 00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:54,469 Hello? 519 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,221 Hey, guess what? 520 00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:58,305 My boss just bought me a car! 521 00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,909 What? No! Ew. Ugh! 522 00:21:04,493 --> 00:21:07,160 Richard? Ron LaFlamme's office just called. 523 00:21:07,195 --> 00:21:10,029 And the series B paperwork is ready for you to sign. 524 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:12,369 Okay. 525 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:16,150 Uh, well, then I guess I'll just go over there and sign it. 526 00:21:16,327 --> 00:21:19,028 Richard, I know you were pinning your hopes on the ICO, 527 00:21:19,064 --> 00:21:21,630 but I... I think series B is the right call. 528 00:21:21,756 --> 00:21:23,689 Yeah, no, I... I hope so. 529 00:21:23,892 --> 00:21:25,825 We're gonna get the money we need to launch, 530 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:28,360 and everyone out there is gonna get a great bonus. 531 00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:31,297 And then, you're gonna have an army of happy 532 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,148 and highly motivated workers... 533 00:21:34,447 --> 00:21:35,446 Jared? 534 00:21:35,474 --> 00:21:36,994 Everything okay with Holden? 535 00:21:37,273 --> 00:21:38,899 You mean, like, mentally? 536 00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:40,532 I was wondering that, too. 537 00:21:40,605 --> 00:21:42,721 No. No, no. Just, like... 538 00:21:42,721 --> 00:21:44,291 like, with you and him. 539 00:21:44,507 --> 00:21:46,942 Just seems like you're being really hard on him. 540 00:21:47,409 --> 00:21:48,591 Do you like him? 541 00:21:49,004 --> 00:21:50,443 Yeah. I mean, sure. 542 00:21:51,137 --> 00:21:53,301 Okay. It's okay if you like him. 543 00:21:53,582 --> 00:21:55,171 That's all that matters, right? 544 00:21:55,384 --> 00:21:56,316 Yeah. 545 00:21:56,351 --> 00:21:58,479 Okay. Well, I'll see you when, uh... 546 00:21:58,721 --> 00:22:00,661 I'll see you when you get back from LaFlamme's. 547 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,101 Every institutional investor to whom I reached out 548 00:22:14,136 --> 00:22:15,936 agreed to participate in our second fund. 549 00:22:15,971 --> 00:22:19,825 The capital issues we faced due to Eklow's failure 550 00:22:19,928 --> 00:22:21,140 have been remedied. 551 00:22:21,438 --> 00:22:23,276 Laurie, you are a badass. 552 00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:27,413 Ah, yes. A compliment. 553 00:22:27,796 --> 00:22:30,889 Well, I think the numbers in our new prospectus 554 00:22:30,889 --> 00:22:32,421 speak for themselves. 555 00:22:34,893 --> 00:22:37,927 Sorry, you're projecting that 70% of Pied Piper's 556 00:22:37,963 --> 00:22:40,955 operating income is gonna come from ad sales, but... 557 00:22:41,395 --> 00:22:42,895 Pied Piper's not gonna sell ads. 558 00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:45,998 Yes. I understand that is their current position. 559 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:48,567 No, Laurie, when we offered them their series B, 560 00:22:48,602 --> 00:22:51,070 I promised Richard that we would never make them 561 00:22:51,105 --> 00:22:52,404 harvest data or sell ads. 562 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:55,506 However, that language is not part of their term sheet. 563 00:22:56,057 --> 00:22:59,356 I am not saying that we will force their hand on this issue. 564 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:03,545 But neither am I saying definitively that we will not. 565 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:08,256 Okay, but you and I, we are partners, right? 566 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,322 Of course. 567 00:23:09,357 --> 00:23:12,354 Any decision we make, we will certainly make together. 568 00:23:12,655 --> 00:23:14,426 Good. As long as that's clear. 569 00:23:14,897 --> 00:23:17,330 And again, great job closing our funding. 570 00:23:17,365 --> 00:23:20,266 Ah, yes. Huzzah. Onward. 571 00:23:27,109 --> 00:23:28,257 Laurie, did you have 572 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,143 the big, hairy question put back on my wall? 573 00:23:30,178 --> 00:23:31,544 Yes. I like it there. 574 00:23:31,814 --> 00:23:32,869 But I don't. 575 00:23:33,715 --> 00:23:34,780 And yet... 576 00:23:39,654 --> 00:23:42,021 All right. One more, right there. 577 00:23:42,056 --> 00:23:44,890 And done-zo. 578 00:23:44,926 --> 00:23:46,726 Series Ba-bam. 579 00:23:46,761 --> 00:23:48,294 Richard, don't sign it. 580 00:23:48,330 --> 00:23:49,707 Look, I can't protect you. 581 00:23:49,876 --> 00:23:51,465 At some point, Laurie's gonna fuck you over 582 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,928 - and make you sell ads. - What? 583 00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:54,820 And I don't think there's anything I can do about it. 584 00:23:54,856 --> 00:23:57,661 Don't sign the deal. I just did. It's done. 585 00:23:57,661 --> 00:23:58,960 Jesus Christ. 586 00:23:58,995 --> 00:24:00,362 Laurie's gonna sell ads. 587 00:24:00,456 --> 00:24:02,038 Isn't that what I told you? 588 00:24:02,063 --> 00:24:04,063 What the fuck am I supposed to do now? 589 00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:05,643 God! 590 00:24:06,297 --> 00:24:08,291 You know I can just tear these up, right? 591 00:24:11,997 --> 00:24:13,764 No, I know. Good. 592 00:24:15,568 --> 00:24:16,800 - I like it. - _ 593 00:24:16,835 --> 00:24:18,736 But can we adjust the proportions? 594 00:24:18,771 --> 00:24:20,636 Make the logo bigger? 595 00:24:20,737 --> 00:24:22,640 And... and make the flag bigger? 596 00:24:22,675 --> 00:24:24,708 And... and make the box bigger, too. 597 00:24:24,744 --> 00:24:27,210 It all just needs to be bigger. 598 00:24:27,246 --> 00:24:28,363 Okay. 599 00:24:28,681 --> 00:24:29,991 - Bigger. - Yeah. 600 00:24:30,316 --> 00:24:32,229 - Sir. - Ah, Hoover. 601 00:24:32,933 --> 00:24:34,285 How's the factory coming? 602 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,585 We almost online? 603 00:24:36,061 --> 00:24:37,473 Not exactly, sir. 604 00:24:38,169 --> 00:24:39,201 It's gone. 605 00:24:39,237 --> 00:24:40,242 What do you mean? 606 00:24:40,481 --> 00:24:42,515 Did that dipshit mayor renege on our deal? 607 00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:44,030 No, he made every effort, 608 00:24:44,185 --> 00:24:46,152 including having the factory repainted. 609 00:24:46,331 --> 00:24:47,964 Okay. So what's the problem? 610 00:24:47,999 --> 00:24:51,535 Well, apparently, the painters left some oily rags in a garbage can. 611 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,497 Mm-hmm. 612 00:24:52,522 --> 00:24:54,902 But because of cuts to the sanitation service, 613 00:24:55,154 --> 00:24:56,553 the trash was not collected 614 00:24:56,588 --> 00:24:58,548 and the rags smoldered and caught fire. 615 00:24:58,779 --> 00:25:00,757 And because of cuts to the fire department, 616 00:25:00,793 --> 00:25:01,859 the blaze spread. 617 00:25:02,526 --> 00:25:03,861 A number of concerned citizens 618 00:25:03,896 --> 00:25:05,329 volunteered to help fight the fire, 619 00:25:05,364 --> 00:25:08,265 but because the water was cut off, they could not. 620 00:25:08,301 --> 00:25:09,465 Okay, so what happened? 621 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:12,435 Well, the vast majority of our expensive, rare earth materials 622 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:13,436 survived the fire. 623 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:14,901 Well, that's something. 624 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,539 Until the flames abated, 625 00:25:16,574 --> 00:25:18,741 when because of mass layoffs of police, 626 00:25:18,776 --> 00:25:20,761 the locals that were there to fight the fire 627 00:25:21,012 --> 00:25:24,180 decided instead to loot the burned-out factory. 628 00:25:24,822 --> 00:25:26,948 The National Guard attempted to reach the factory 629 00:25:26,948 --> 00:25:28,320 to help stop this, but... 630 00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:30,563 - The roads. - The roads, sir, yes. 631 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:31,587 Okay. 632 00:25:31,786 --> 00:25:33,291 So, we lost it all? 633 00:25:33,788 --> 00:25:35,354 - Everything? - Yes. 634 00:25:36,657 --> 00:25:38,148 Also, the IRS called. 635 00:25:38,326 --> 00:25:40,526 Somehow, they found out about Bermuda. 636 00:25:46,137 --> 00:25:48,270 Look, when you take it all into account, 637 00:25:48,306 --> 00:25:49,906 turning down our series B 638 00:25:49,941 --> 00:25:51,574 and doing an ICO to fund your launch, 639 00:25:51,609 --> 00:25:53,437 may actually give you the best odds. 640 00:25:53,781 --> 00:25:55,614 You said ICOs are suicide. 641 00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:56,856 Well, I'm a VC 642 00:25:56,881 --> 00:25:59,164 and some of that might have been self-preservational. 643 00:25:59,317 --> 00:26:00,346 Okay. 644 00:26:00,371 --> 00:26:03,018 Well, even if you were exaggerating, you're still right. 645 00:26:03,054 --> 00:26:06,589 I mean, Russ Hanneman had 36 chances to make an ICO work 646 00:26:06,614 --> 00:26:07,847 and he basically failed. 647 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:08,942 I only have one. 648 00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:11,435 Look, Gilfoyle can handle all the technical stuff. 649 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:12,792 You just need to hire someone 650 00:26:12,828 --> 00:26:14,081 who can handle the business side. 651 00:26:14,234 --> 00:26:15,762 - Like who? - I don't know. 652 00:26:15,797 --> 00:26:18,530 I'm sorry, but I gotta Uber back to the office 653 00:26:18,566 --> 00:26:19,965 before Laurie realizes I'm gone. 654 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,633 No, no, wait. Who do I hire? 655 00:26:21,669 --> 00:26:23,836 Someone who understands securities, right? 656 00:26:23,871 --> 00:26:24,837 Not necessarily. 657 00:26:24,872 --> 00:26:26,672 I mean, your coin doesn't have to be a security. 658 00:26:26,707 --> 00:26:28,674 You could do a utility token instead, 659 00:26:28,709 --> 00:26:30,509 since you provide an actual unit of compute. 660 00:26:30,544 --> 00:26:32,878 Although, you'd have to convince the SEC. 661 00:26:33,881 --> 00:26:35,331 Damn it. Surge pricing. 662 00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:37,483 - Monica. - You might not even need to bother 663 00:26:37,518 --> 00:26:39,651 with a moving average pricing strategy when you launch. 664 00:26:39,687 --> 00:26:41,387 But you will need to keep a close eye on 665 00:26:41,422 --> 00:26:42,954 statements from the federal government, 666 00:26:42,990 --> 00:26:43,989 South Korea, and China. 667 00:26:44,024 --> 00:26:45,591 So, whoever you do hire 668 00:26:45,626 --> 00:26:47,225 should definitely know how to do all that. 669 00:26:47,261 --> 00:26:48,414 Okay, six minutes. 670 00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:49,971 - Monica. - What? 671 00:26:50,498 --> 00:26:51,692 It's you. 672 00:26:51,866 --> 00:26:53,098 You're the right person. 673 00:26:53,648 --> 00:26:54,808 No. 674 00:26:55,035 --> 00:26:56,368 No. No, no, no, no, no. 675 00:26:56,403 --> 00:26:58,036 Come on. Give me one good reason. 676 00:26:59,072 --> 00:27:01,539 I... love my job. 677 00:27:01,574 --> 00:27:02,735 You hate working for Laurie. 678 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,911 With Laurie, okay? We are both equal partners. 679 00:27:05,946 --> 00:27:06,937 Okay. 680 00:27:07,276 --> 00:27:10,134 Look, Monica. I will do the ICO. 681 00:27:10,483 --> 00:27:12,203 But only if you do it with me. 682 00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:16,625 Come on. 683 00:27:17,742 --> 00:27:18,908 Wait, what's happening? 684 00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:21,297 Canceling my Uber. 685 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,981 - So, you're in? - Fuck it. 686 00:27:25,017 --> 00:27:26,149 I'm in. 687 00:27:26,424 --> 00:27:27,456 Fuck series B. 688 00:27:27,491 --> 00:27:29,325 PiedPiperCoin is totally gonna work. 689 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,793 Yes. It is. It totally is. 690 00:27:37,201 --> 00:27:38,467 So, just to confirm, 691 00:27:38,856 --> 00:27:40,436 in order for this coin to be worth 692 00:27:40,436 --> 00:27:42,202 what series B was worth to all of us, 693 00:27:42,238 --> 00:27:44,004 it has to sell for how much? 694 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:45,905 $68. 695 00:27:46,126 --> 00:27:47,107 I see. 696 00:27:47,258 --> 00:27:50,322 And seven cents is less than that. 697 00:27:50,846 --> 00:27:51,890 Yup. 698 00:27:51,981 --> 00:27:53,756 Whose idea was this again? 699 00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:57,151 I believe the initial idea was Gilfoyle's. 700 00:27:57,186 --> 00:27:58,885 To be fair, it was Monica 701 00:27:58,921 --> 00:28:01,454 who really pushed it over the goal line. 702 00:28:01,768 --> 00:28:04,385 Well, I'm gonna head down to the Tesla dealer 703 00:28:04,385 --> 00:28:06,296 and beg them to take my car back. 704 00:28:07,488 --> 00:28:09,224 Well, that's something. 705 00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:11,323 And my two referrals fell through. 706 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:12,758 And I had to return mine. 707 00:28:12,793 --> 00:28:15,461 So now the only Tesla in the office is Priyanka's 708 00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:16,799 and I'm paying for that. 709 00:28:16,824 --> 00:28:18,423 So, that's cool. 710 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:21,229 Richard, adversity is a great teacher. 711 00:28:21,436 --> 00:28:23,292 Just like cigarette burns. 712 00:28:31,195 --> 00:28:32,834 Laurie, hi. 713 00:28:33,247 --> 00:28:34,213 Monica. 714 00:28:34,248 --> 00:28:36,979 Congratulations on the ICO. 715 00:28:37,350 --> 00:28:41,064 Yeah, yeah. Not quite the numbers we were hoping for. 716 00:28:41,621 --> 00:28:43,188 I'm sure you're happy about that. 717 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:44,252 On the contrary. 718 00:28:44,252 --> 00:28:46,224 Monica, you have certain values. 719 00:28:46,259 --> 00:28:49,040 And I see no reason you should not work with companies that share them. 720 00:28:49,369 --> 00:28:52,569 Similarly, I should work with companies that share my values. 721 00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:54,765 So, no hard feelings? 722 00:28:55,182 --> 00:28:57,466 No feelings at all, Monica. 723 00:28:57,670 --> 00:28:58,736 We are friends 724 00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:01,473 and we should not let business get in the way of that. 725 00:29:01,731 --> 00:29:04,440 Speaking of, I am stepping into a meeting. 726 00:29:04,711 --> 00:29:07,268 Right, well, I'm surprised you're taking this so well, 727 00:29:07,268 --> 00:29:09,113 I really appreciate it, Laurie. 728 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:10,447 Let us talk soon. 729 00:29:19,825 --> 00:29:21,191 Have you received my proposal? 730 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:22,974 Very promising. 731 00:29:25,051 --> 00:29:27,051 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 52966

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