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The fuck were you doing
last week
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that was more important
than watching Shameless?
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Protesting homophobia
and bigotry?
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Damn right you were.
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Now watch the show!
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They made a list
of the rapiest bars
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on the South Side,
and The Alibi's number one?
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I can't go to public school.
Hopkins made me soft.
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I have manners now.
I eat pâté.
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There's three weeks
of school left,
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and you got to go somewhere.
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What if I help you
get better grades?
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For free?
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No, for protection
from Cracker Girl.
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Okay, deal.
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Your political contributions
are welcome
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and most appreciated.
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Mo White is our only hope.
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You sure this isn't
about the money, Frank?
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Of course it's about
the money, Tommy.
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- You got a sister?
- Half-sister.
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She's been in and out of rehab,
like, 100 times.
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I look after her kid sometimes.
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The woman who owns box 669...
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Could you tell me about her?
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- I mean, what's she like?
- She's a junkie.
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Her daughter's in here
all the time looking for her.
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There's a kid...
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I want you to recommend
to West Point.
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I already recommended someone.
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- Oh!
- Bitch, I'm not asking.
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What's his name?
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Carl Gallagher.
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Aah!
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Why do you wear
an ankle bracelet
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that shocks you
when you get near a school?
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She told me she was 18.
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- But...
- But?
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She wasn't.
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No.
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I'm not feeling so good.
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Think I'm coming down
with something.
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Buddy, it's not happening.
You're going to school. Go.
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It's a waste of time.
I'm not learning anything.
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Can you just homeschool me?
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No coffee.
Milk or juice.
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All the famous people
are homeschooled...
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Leonardo da Vinci, Abe Lincoln,
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Justin Bieber.
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I don't see you
painting the ceiling
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of the Sistine Chapel
anytime soon, Biebs.
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Go.
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Hey, Carl, how much longer
those dogs
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gonna be dying down there?
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It's in God's hands now.
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Well, tell God to hurry
the fuck up, all right?
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The whole house stinks.
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I'm providing
an essential service
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to below-the-poverty-line
animal lovers
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while racking up
on community service hours
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for my West Point application.
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- It's a win-win.
- Hey.
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Military service is for losers.
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Spoken like a true patriot.
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And I'll be proud to protect
your Constitutional right
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to be an asshole, Frank.
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- What's with the outfit?
- Got to hit the stump with Mo.
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Tomorrow's election day.
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We're fighting
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for the under-represented
Caucasian male.
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I think you're on the wrong
side of history on this one.
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Oh, I know Mo probably
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- isn't gonna win.
- Probably?
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But democracy's about
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fighting for what
you believe is right.
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And rounding up as much
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campaign contribution cash
as possible.
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Mo isn't taking money
from lobbyists
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and corporate elites.
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Only small donations
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from the local citizenry.
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'Cause nobody with any sense
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would want to support
a pedophile.
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Au contraire, fruit of my loins.
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No less a luminary
than the president
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of these United States
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supported a candidate
of questionable sexual history
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in regard to the chasing
of underage tail.
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Yeah, and the guy lost.
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How much you getting paid,
Frank?
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Here you go.
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I take a small stipend,
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as is the custom
for campaign managers.
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Might not want to wear
that shirt
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out of the house, Frank.
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Hey, you okay?
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Couldn't sleep.
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Got used to all the noise
in jail.
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It's too quiet here.
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First time anybody's ever
said that about this place.
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Hey, you meet
your public defender yet?
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Geneva and the Gay Jesus donors
got a lawyer for me.
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Rich queer,
too much time on his hands
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since same-sex marriage
got fixed.
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All right.
Hey, Xan, Liam, we got to go.
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Here you go.
Hey, uh, Ian,
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Debbie was supposed
to come home last night.
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Franny's sleeping upstairs.
Can you keep an eye on her
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until, uh, she gets back?
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Debbie didn't come home
last night?
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No, no, she said she was going
to see a band with some friend.
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Just like her mother,
ready to spread her legs
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for any guy with a wallet chain
and a flaming skull tattoo.
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Still Father of the Year, Frank.
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You have time for breakfast?
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Yeah, sure.
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- I work swing today.
- Mm.
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Mm.
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Patsy's?
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Ah, you mind if we stay in?
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I can make us some waffles.
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- Waffles?
- Yeah.
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I love waffles.
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Mm.
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And I have fresh strawberries.
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- Fresh strawberries?
- Mm-hmm.
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I love fresh strawberries.
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I just can't believe
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that Frank is supporting
that child-fucker Mo White.
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I'm surprised anything
Frank does still surprises you.
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You have time
to knock on a few doors
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for Ruiz with me later?
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Ruiz, not Wyman?
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Why would I support Wyman?
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'Cause she's a woman.
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Oh, I should support her
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just 'cause she's a woman?
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So you would never support
a woman 'cause you're a man?
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Ruiz is pro-development,
pro-business.
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He'll be good
for the South Side.
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And he'll be good for you.
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I'm not gonna apologize
for enlightened self-interest.
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That's what makes America work.
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Spoken like a true robber baron.
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Spoken like a true socialist.
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I'm Irish... free health care,
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free college tuition.
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Endless rain, potato famine.
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Bit behind the times,
aren't you?
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It doesn't rain?
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Patsy's at 5:00.
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We'll hit Pilsen.
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We got to get
those Ruiz votes out
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so I can continue
exploiting the masses.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Sure they wouldn't
have been better off
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if you'd just gassed them
like you were supposed to?
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I couldn't bring myself
to do it.
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How are you gonna order men
to kill the enemy
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if you can't put down
a couple of old dogs?
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What?
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That's what officers do...
Order men to kill.
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What'd you think they were
gonna teach you at West Point,
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marching cadences?
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Is that what Gay Jesus would do?
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What, kill old dogs?
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Hell, no.
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Gay Jesus is all
about inclusion and grace,
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but you're not looking
to get into Heaven.
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You want to lead
lean, mean murdering machines.
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Can't kill a couple of old dogs,
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might be about time
to start considering...
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teaching kindergarten?
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Nursing school?
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You don't think someone
could misinterpret that sign?
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What?
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How? If you have
a vagina, you're safe.
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Vagina Safe Zone.
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But it could mean
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all the vaginas inside
are safe from disease.
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There is no way we are still
on that rapiest bar list.
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We have all the signed
sex consent forms,
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we took down
all the rapey posters
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and the bondage stuff.
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It's time to call that bitch
from the Southside Beat
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and get her back here
to re-inspect.
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Mo, where you been?
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I've been looking
all over for you.
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Today's about
getting out the Mo vote
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and rounding up a few more
campaign contributions
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while we still can.
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Bus'll be along any minute.
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You okay?
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Did you see the polls
in the Tribune this morning?
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They have us
at six percent, Frank.
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Six.
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I didn't get back into politics
to be humiliated.
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No, no, no, you got to look
at the glass as half-full.
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The Tribune had us at three
on Saturday.
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You've doubled your support
in two days.
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There's the bus.
Okay.
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Let's do it.
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Yeah?
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Mo?
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Eh...
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Mmm.
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These are wonderful waffles.
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Right?
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Right, thank you.
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- Very crispy.
- Mm-hmm.
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Nice.
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Mm.
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- Hmm?
- Mmm.
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Let's move in together.
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- We should move in together.
- Yeah, we should.
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Let's check our progress
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on Chapter 13.
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You have 20 minutes
to answer the ten questions.
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Don't spend all your time
on any one question.
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If you don't know the answer,
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move on to the next
and come back
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if you have time left.
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Hi.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry. Okay.
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Sorry. Okay.
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Hey, Tyesha, what the hell
is this?
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Oh, your dad came by.
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He said you were okay
with him putting it up.
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Where is my Ru...
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Scotch tape, please.
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Okay. Last time.
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Enjoy.
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Hey.
Wyman?
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Give it.
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Take off the Wyman buttons.
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Guys, no electioneering
in the workplace.
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Thank you.
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No.
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No, absolutely not.
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Give it.
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You want me to start singing
We Shall Overcome?
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Loud?
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Anybody who agrees
to wear a Ruiz pin
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gets a free piece of pie.
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Our social media group
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is really taking off.
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77,000 new followers
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on social media
in the last five days.
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Chapters are springing up
all over the country,
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and even in Europe.
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The Gay Jesus Germans
have unsurprisingly
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turned militant quickly
and burned down
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two evangelical churches
in Stuttgart.
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- What's up?
- Who are they?
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Our Lesbian Legion
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from the MMA gym on Racine.
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Your gays turned out to be
too sweet to handle security.
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I'm in love.
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What's his name this time?
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Alex.
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Well, Alexandra.
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He's a she?
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Sort of.
She's pretty masculine.
266
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,968
So you're a lesbian?
267
00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,884
Yeah, I am.
268
00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:45,134
No, you're not.
You have a kid.
269
00:13:45,217 --> 00:13:48,551
Carl, a lot of lesbians
have children, and besides,
270
00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:50,551
I hate men, so maybe I am.
271
00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:52,426
We're in love,
and we're moving in together.
272
00:13:56,759 --> 00:13:59,050
- You gonna get that?
- Nope.
273
00:13:59,134 --> 00:14:03,009
Yo, I'm coming!
274
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,134
You Carl Gallagher?
275
00:14:04,217 --> 00:14:04,926
Yeah.
276
00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:06,342
What the fuck?
277
00:14:06,426 --> 00:14:08,467
You took my recommendation
to West Point.
278
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:10,884
Congressman Ubberman promised
it to me, and you stole it.
279
00:14:10,968 --> 00:14:12,509
I think you broke my nose!
280
00:14:12,592 --> 00:14:13,968
Now my dad says
I got to enlist in the Marines.
281
00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:16,634
And that's my problem how?
282
00:14:16,718 --> 00:14:18,092
What the fuck?
Stop hitting me!
283
00:14:18,175 --> 00:14:19,384
I'll fight you for it.
284
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,300
A duel,
to the death if necessary.
285
00:14:21,384 --> 00:14:24,300
I challenged you.
You pick the weapons.
286
00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:25,759
Fists and feet,
287
00:14:25,843 --> 00:14:28,300
guns, knives, bats, bricks...
288
00:14:28,384 --> 00:14:29,926
What the fuck is a duel?
289
00:14:30,009 --> 00:14:32,551
Duty, country, honor...
290
00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:33,801
It's the West Point way.
291
00:14:33,884 --> 00:14:36,050
Meet at Damen Silos,
tomorrow at dusk.
292
00:14:36,134 --> 00:14:41,092
The person still breathing
gets the recommendation.
293
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,217
I was staying at a motel
in Gary,
294
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,801
laying asphalt
after high school.
295
00:14:49,884 --> 00:14:51,884
Invited the front-desk girl
to my room for a few beers.
296
00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:53,676
We ended up having sex,
297
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,467
but she kind of cried
through the whole thing.
298
00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:56,342
What's that called?
299
00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:57,509
Did you stop?
300
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,426
Banging her?
Hell, no.
301
00:14:59,509 --> 00:15:01,050
That's a Kobe.
302
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,801
You think she wanted me to stop?
303
00:15:03,884 --> 00:15:05,467
You think she was crying
because she was having
304
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,592
a good time?
305
00:15:07,676 --> 00:15:10,217
What's a Weinstein?
306
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,884
Being manipulative and pathetic.
307
00:15:11,968 --> 00:15:13,467
About the only way
I ever get sex
308
00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:15,926
is being manipulative
and pathetic.
309
00:15:16,009 --> 00:15:18,342
You ever jack off
into a potted plant?
310
00:15:18,426 --> 00:15:20,134
Ask for massages
wearing an open bathrobe?
311
00:15:20,217 --> 00:15:21,426
Hmm?
312
00:15:21,509 --> 00:15:23,050
Rape a couple dozen?
313
00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:24,592
Allegedly.
314
00:15:24,676 --> 00:15:25,926
No.
315
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:29,050
Then you're probably an Ansari.
316
00:15:29,134 --> 00:15:30,509
What's an Ansari?
317
00:15:30,592 --> 00:15:31,801
That's just being a dick.
318
00:15:31,884 --> 00:15:33,676
Slipped a woman a Quaalude once.
319
00:15:33,759 --> 00:15:35,009
- Then fucked her?
- Mm-hmm.
320
00:15:35,092 --> 00:15:37,050
A Cosby.
321
00:15:37,134 --> 00:15:39,050
What about that handsy Dr. Rob
at the clinic,
322
00:15:39,134 --> 00:15:41,426
with the deep body hugs
and the butt pats?
323
00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:43,926
- A Lasseter.
- Who the hell's that?
324
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,551
Cartoon guy.
He made Toy Story.
325
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,050
I love Toy Story.
326
00:15:47,134 --> 00:15:48,759
Buzz Lightyear!
327
00:15:48,843 --> 00:15:49,968
- Holy shit.
- What?
328
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,509
- Willy wagging.
- CK.
329
00:15:52,592 --> 00:15:54,384
I mean, I slept with a woman
330
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:56,384
I was dating's 19-year-old
daughter last year.
331
00:15:56,467 --> 00:15:57,384
That got a name?
332
00:15:57,467 --> 00:15:59,050
That's a Woody Allen.
333
00:15:59,134 --> 00:16:00,384
W... she made all
the first moves, though.
334
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:01,718
You're gonna need a bigger board
335
00:16:01,801 --> 00:16:03,009
for your list, babe.
336
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,634
Consent, gentlemen.
337
00:16:05,718 --> 00:16:08,217
A clear and verbal consent
338
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,342
to participate
in sexual activity,
339
00:16:10,426 --> 00:16:11,926
freely given and reversible.
340
00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:14,175
Even if we're both naked
and already doing it?
341
00:16:14,259 --> 00:16:15,634
Even if you're already naked
342
00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:17,050
and banging.
343
00:16:17,134 --> 00:16:18,509
When she says "stop," you stop.
344
00:16:18,592 --> 00:16:20,926
Kevin Ball?
345
00:16:21,009 --> 00:16:22,175
That's me.
346
00:16:22,259 --> 00:16:25,676
Beth Watson, Southside Beat.
347
00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:28,134
Beth, thank you for coming.
348
00:16:30,134 --> 00:16:31,884
Can I get you something?
349
00:16:31,968 --> 00:16:33,676
Maybe a chilled glass of Chablis
350
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,342
or a Cosmo?
351
00:16:35,426 --> 00:16:37,050
Whiskey, neat.
352
00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:49,134
That dentist came by again.
353
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,217
Still wants to buy
that bike you rebuilt.
354
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,509
Said he'd pay you
two grand over book.
355
00:16:53,592 --> 00:16:55,509
It's not for sale.
356
00:16:55,592 --> 00:16:57,217
Two grand?
357
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,342
Sentimental value.
358
00:16:59,426 --> 00:17:02,342
There's a lady
up front looking for you, Lip.
359
00:17:02,426 --> 00:17:04,050
- What's she want?
- Didn't say.
360
00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:11,092
Hi.
361
00:17:11,175 --> 00:17:12,175
You Lip?
362
00:17:12,259 --> 00:17:13,968
Yeah.
363
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,718
My sister says you have my kid.
364
00:17:17,968 --> 00:17:20,134
Xan.
365
00:17:20,217 --> 00:17:21,551
I want her back.
366
00:17:25,676 --> 00:17:26,634
Where is she?
367
00:17:26,718 --> 00:17:27,884
She's at school.
368
00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:29,926
Where?
I got to go get her.
369
00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:36,801
Where are you living?
370
00:17:36,884 --> 00:17:38,759
What?
371
00:17:38,843 --> 00:17:40,676
Where will Xan live?
372
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,467
None of your goddamn business.
Where's my kid?
373
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:45,217
No, not until you tell me
where she's gonna be living.
374
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,217
We got an appointment.
375
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,175
- Oh, you have an appointment?
- Tell me where she is.
376
00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:49,884
What kind of appointment, huh?
377
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,592
With Social Services?
You need to show up...
378
00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:52,968
- Give me my fucking kid!
- With Xan so you can
379
00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:54,217
keep collecting your benefits?
380
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,718
And then what, you're gonna
381
00:17:55,801 --> 00:17:56,926
dump her back out
on to the streets?
382
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:57,759
Who the fuck do you think...
383
00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:58,926
I'm someone who gives a shit
384
00:17:59,009 --> 00:17:59,926
about your daughter!
385
00:18:00,009 --> 00:18:01,092
Jesus, what the hell's
386
00:18:01,175 --> 00:18:02,259
going on out here?
387
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,634
I got customers.
388
00:18:10,259 --> 00:18:13,217
I want her back.
389
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,134
What was that all about?
390
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,009
Fuck, yeah.
391
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,009
You won't regret it, sir.
392
00:18:59,092 --> 00:19:00,884
Remember, a vote for Mo White
393
00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:02,759
is a vote for the way
things used to be
394
00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:03,926
- and can be again, huh?
- You got it.
395
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,342
Take care.
396
00:19:05,426 --> 00:19:07,092
Ooh.
397
00:19:07,175 --> 00:19:08,884
Every little bit
398
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:11,342
helps to save our South Side,
Mr. Nowakowski.
399
00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:13,676
Most people give a 20, but a 50
400
00:19:13,759 --> 00:19:15,676
would make you
a true American patriot.
401
00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:17,175
Thank you, sir.
Thank you so much.
402
00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:19,843
Oh, this is a-a $5.
403
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,384
Did you think it was a $50?
404
00:19:25,175 --> 00:19:26,342
Oh, fuck.
405
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,259
Washington
is a fascinating place.
406
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,092
Incredible opportunities
407
00:19:31,175 --> 00:19:33,092
for young
student citizen interns.
408
00:19:33,175 --> 00:19:36,009
Hello, girls.
Oh.
409
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,759
Well, it's... you're too young
to vote in this election,
410
00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:39,926
but you make sure to register
411
00:19:40,009 --> 00:19:41,342
the minute you hit puberty.
412
00:19:41,426 --> 00:19:43,217
Okay?
Off you go.
413
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,592
Off you go.
414
00:19:48,509 --> 00:19:50,634
Hello, Kitty.
415
00:19:50,718 --> 00:19:52,676
That's not how you say it, Mo.
416
00:19:56,175 --> 00:19:58,050
Liam.
417
00:19:58,134 --> 00:20:00,092
Am I in some kind of trouble?
418
00:20:00,175 --> 00:20:02,300
No.
We've been monitoring
419
00:20:02,384 --> 00:20:04,342
your test results
during your first weeks here
420
00:20:04,426 --> 00:20:06,092
at Richard Milhous Nixon,
421
00:20:06,175 --> 00:20:08,759
and we don't think we placed
you in the right grade.
422
00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:10,259
Am I getting held back?
423
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:11,467
That happens a lot in my family.
424
00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:15,175
No, we're moving you up.
425
00:20:15,259 --> 00:20:17,300
Let's try you in Mrs. Metzler's
class this fall.
426
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,718
She teach third grade?
427
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,384
Uh, no.
Sixth.
428
00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:23,300
Oh.
429
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:36,009
Guys, guys, don't stare,
430
00:20:36,092 --> 00:20:39,092
but three women
just walked into the bar.
431
00:20:39,175 --> 00:20:41,718
I said don't stare.
432
00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:43,843
V, look.
433
00:20:43,926 --> 00:20:46,509
Ladies!
434
00:20:46,592 --> 00:20:48,718
We're off the rapiest bar list.
435
00:20:48,801 --> 00:20:49,968
No shit?
436
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:51,926
And there is a picture of you
437
00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:54,551
standing out front.
438
00:20:54,634 --> 00:20:56,634
- I look good.
- Hell, yeah, you do.
439
00:20:57,884 --> 00:21:00,718
Oh, man, it's working!
440
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,843
Just sit anywhere
you like, ladies.
441
00:21:02,926 --> 00:21:04,175
Thank you.
442
00:21:04,259 --> 00:21:06,175
She says we are now
443
00:21:06,259 --> 00:21:07,801
the most female friendly
444
00:21:07,884 --> 00:21:09,342
dive bar on the South Side.
445
00:21:09,426 --> 00:21:11,634
Boom.
446
00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:13,926
- C-can you...
- I got it.
447
00:21:15,884 --> 00:21:17,801
You the, uh, Vagina Safe guy?
448
00:21:17,884 --> 00:21:20,384
Yes.
449
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:21,801
I'm Bill Doyle.
450
00:21:21,884 --> 00:21:24,134
I own the Spread Eagle on 52nd.
451
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:25,718
Oh, yeah, I know the place.
452
00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:27,926
Uh, deep-fried pickles, right?
453
00:21:28,009 --> 00:21:29,342
So, um...
454
00:21:29,426 --> 00:21:32,134
I was number two
on the rapey bar list.
455
00:21:32,217 --> 00:21:36,759
Then you got off it,
so now I'm number one.
456
00:21:36,843 --> 00:21:38,467
Sorry to hear that, Bill.
457
00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:41,551
You already got women
coming in. Wow.
458
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,009
How'd you turn it around?
459
00:21:44,092 --> 00:21:46,092
I had to take
an honest inventory
460
00:21:46,175 --> 00:21:47,843
about how The Alibi
was contributing
461
00:21:47,926 --> 00:21:49,467
to the oppression of women
462
00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:53,384
and help furthering
the patriarchy.
463
00:21:53,467 --> 00:21:55,843
So maybe you could
stop by the Eagle
464
00:21:55,926 --> 00:21:57,426
and give me a few pointers,
465
00:21:57,509 --> 00:21:59,050
you know?
466
00:21:59,134 --> 00:22:02,467
I mean, I'm willing
to pay you for your time.
467
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,300
Have a seat, Bill.
468
00:22:11,426 --> 00:22:13,509
- Hey, Xan.
- Hey, Renee.
469
00:22:13,592 --> 00:22:15,050
Hey.
470
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,801
How was school today?
471
00:22:16,884 --> 00:22:18,050
Same.
472
00:22:18,134 --> 00:22:20,884
Eh?
473
00:22:20,968 --> 00:22:24,050
Uh, your snacks
are in the fridge.
474
00:22:30,509 --> 00:22:32,592
You gonna tell her
about her mom?
475
00:22:32,676 --> 00:22:34,342
Why?
476
00:22:34,426 --> 00:22:37,426
Can't see myself
giving her back to a junkie.
477
00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:41,467
Look, she'd be Dumpster diving,
478
00:22:41,551 --> 00:22:43,134
sleeping in a cardboard box.
479
00:22:43,217 --> 00:22:45,217
She's still her mom.
480
00:22:46,968 --> 00:22:48,718
Call DCFS.
481
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,092
They deal with this shit
all the time.
482
00:22:51,175 --> 00:22:53,259
I know you're trying
to be a good guy,
483
00:22:53,342 --> 00:22:56,509
but you should've called
a long time ago.
484
00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,467
Come back tomorrow
485
00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:00,300
with an "I Voted" sticker,
and you get free nachos.
486
00:23:00,384 --> 00:23:01,551
You're going to hell.
487
00:23:01,634 --> 00:23:02,843
It's the way of the world,
Tyesha.
488
00:23:02,926 --> 00:23:04,509
Every vote can be bought.
489
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,509
Some votes are just cheaper
than others.
490
00:23:06,592 --> 00:23:08,718
You don't think
giving away nachos
491
00:23:08,801 --> 00:23:11,759
for the Hispanic guy
is maybe a tiny bit racist?
492
00:23:11,843 --> 00:23:15,342
Ruiz is from Puerto Rico.
Nachos are from Mexico.
493
00:23:15,426 --> 00:23:17,259
Hey, Jorge.
494
00:23:17,342 --> 00:23:19,592
- You registered to vote?
- Yeah.
495
00:23:19,676 --> 00:23:21,300
You want to come in
a little later tomorrow,
496
00:23:21,384 --> 00:23:22,634
have time to get
your family and friends
497
00:23:22,718 --> 00:23:23,926
to the polls for Ruiz?
498
00:23:24,009 --> 00:23:25,426
I'm not voting for Ruiz.
499
00:23:25,509 --> 00:23:26,300
Hey.
500
00:23:26,384 --> 00:23:28,009
Some handsome Irish dude
501
00:23:28,092 --> 00:23:30,134
out here waiting for you.
502
00:23:30,217 --> 00:23:31,759
Hi.
Is it 5:00 already?
503
00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:34,092
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, uh, we'll hit Pilsen.
504
00:23:34,175 --> 00:23:36,009
Then we'll go over
to Logan Square.
505
00:23:36,092 --> 00:23:37,759
The son of an Irish socialist
506
00:23:37,843 --> 00:23:40,300
helping a capitalist
convince the immigrant masses
507
00:23:40,384 --> 00:23:42,509
to vote against
their own interests.
508
00:23:42,592 --> 00:23:44,718
James Connolly
would be spinning in his grave.
509
00:23:44,801 --> 00:23:45,968
Who?
510
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,342
James Connolly.
511
00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:55,134
Hey, you're Ian, right?
512
00:23:55,217 --> 00:23:57,718
Gay Jesus.
513
00:23:57,801 --> 00:23:59,592
Yeah.
514
00:23:59,676 --> 00:24:01,384
Um...
515
00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:03,509
I've been watching
your videos with my friends.
516
00:24:03,592 --> 00:24:07,175
Burning vans, the sermons...
It's inspiring.
517
00:24:07,259 --> 00:24:09,300
Thanks.
518
00:24:09,384 --> 00:24:11,551
You really believe
that's what Jesus was teaching?
519
00:24:11,634 --> 00:24:13,217
What, inclusion, love
and acceptance for all?
520
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,551
Yeah, absolutely.
521
00:24:16,634 --> 00:24:19,801
You don't think God sees
homosexual bestiality
522
00:24:19,884 --> 00:24:23,300
as a sinful perversion
of His divine creation?
523
00:24:23,384 --> 00:24:24,509
What?
524
00:24:24,592 --> 00:24:26,467
Get him!
525
00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:32,467
Faggot!
526
00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:36,384
That way!
That way!
527
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,384
- Come back, you bitch!
- Get him!
528
00:25:15,718 --> 00:25:17,426
We'll get you next time!
529
00:25:17,509 --> 00:25:18,467
I know who you are, bitch!
530
00:25:41,884 --> 00:25:43,634
Hello, sir?
Sorry to bother you.
531
00:25:43,718 --> 00:25:45,259
My name's Carl Gallagher.
532
00:25:45,342 --> 00:25:47,426
I'm hoping
to go to West Point next year,
533
00:25:47,509 --> 00:25:49,092
but I've lost
my killer instinct.
534
00:25:49,175 --> 00:25:50,926
Word is around the neighborhood
535
00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:53,009
you're a highly decorated
haji-killing machine.
536
00:25:53,092 --> 00:25:54,718
I was hoping you can
give me some pointers
537
00:25:54,801 --> 00:25:56,718
on how to get
my homicidal mojo back.
538
00:27:12,801 --> 00:27:14,968
I just couldn't bring myself
to do it.
539
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,843
When they look up at you
with those big, sad eyes,
540
00:27:17,926 --> 00:27:20,342
you can see the life
you're gonna be taking.
541
00:27:20,426 --> 00:27:21,884
Yeah, but that's dogs, kid.
542
00:27:23,884 --> 00:27:25,592
I mean, I couldn't kill a dog.
543
00:27:25,676 --> 00:27:28,175
Oh, we had
this straggly little fucker
544
00:27:28,259 --> 00:27:30,175
following us around
during my third tour
545
00:27:30,259 --> 00:27:31,926
in Kandahar.
546
00:27:32,009 --> 00:27:34,009
Fleas jumping off of him.
547
00:27:34,092 --> 00:27:36,926
Smelled like an Iraqi shithouse.
548
00:27:37,009 --> 00:27:39,926
I loved that little pooch.
549
00:27:40,009 --> 00:27:42,676
Ah, I couldn't kill a dog.
550
00:27:42,759 --> 00:27:44,759
But hajis?
551
00:27:44,843 --> 00:27:46,509
Oh, you bet ya.
552
00:27:48,175 --> 00:27:49,884
See these?
553
00:27:52,342 --> 00:27:54,801
Confirmed kills.
554
00:27:54,884 --> 00:27:57,259
I promise you,
first one is the toughest.
555
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,551
After that...
556
00:27:58,634 --> 00:28:01,426
it's a hot knife through butter.
557
00:28:01,509 --> 00:28:03,050
You know who kills dogs?
558
00:28:03,134 --> 00:28:05,217
Hajis.
559
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,551
Yeah, they eat 'em, too, okay?
560
00:28:07,634 --> 00:28:10,217
You think about that
when you're killing them.
561
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:12,801
Okay, they eat your dogs.
562
00:28:12,884 --> 00:28:14,759
And if dogs don't work for you,
563
00:28:14,843 --> 00:28:16,718
then you imagine
they want to kill
564
00:28:16,801 --> 00:28:18,217
your sister or your buddy,
565
00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:20,801
and you imagine that that man
566
00:28:20,884 --> 00:28:23,217
at the receiving end of your
burst of automatic weapon fire
567
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:24,467
wants to kill your mother.
568
00:28:24,551 --> 00:28:25,718
My mother's dead, sir.
569
00:28:25,801 --> 00:28:27,676
And guess who killed her.
570
00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:30,843
That fucker you just shot
in the face with your M4.
571
00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:33,342
Well, I guess I took
the West Point recommendation
572
00:28:33,426 --> 00:28:35,426
from a kid who had
the spot on it before,
573
00:28:35,509 --> 00:28:36,759
pissed him off, and...
574
00:28:36,843 --> 00:28:39,467
he came over
and challenged me to a duel.
575
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,884
Whoever lives gets to go.
576
00:28:40,968 --> 00:28:43,759
Yeah, that's
typical officer bullshit.
577
00:28:43,843 --> 00:28:45,592
Joker have soft hands?
578
00:28:45,676 --> 00:28:47,467
I didn't feel his hands.
579
00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:49,509
This might be
just the chance you need
580
00:28:49,592 --> 00:28:51,259
to get your kill-feet wet.
581
00:28:51,342 --> 00:28:52,884
I mean, he challenged you,
582
00:28:52,968 --> 00:28:53,884
so you get to pick
the weapons, right?
583
00:28:53,968 --> 00:28:56,342
- Mm-hmm.
- Good.
584
00:28:56,426 --> 00:28:58,009
Pick rifles...
585
00:28:58,092 --> 00:29:00,884
and then shoot the bastard
in the fucking face.
586
00:29:05,926 --> 00:29:07,676
Hi, I'm with Mo White.
587
00:29:07,759 --> 00:29:09,259
We're hoping you'll make
a contribution
588
00:29:09,342 --> 00:29:11,384
to help keep the...
589
00:29:11,467 --> 00:29:12,968
Hi, I'm Mo White.
590
00:29:13,050 --> 00:29:14,092
I'm running for C...
591
00:29:14,175 --> 00:29:15,759
Hi, I'm Mo...
592
00:29:15,843 --> 00:29:18,467
Hi, there.
Is your mother home?
593
00:29:18,551 --> 00:29:20,050
Hi, I'm with Mo...
594
00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,551
Hi, I'm Mo White.
595
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,259
Hi, I'm Mo W...
596
00:29:32,718 --> 00:29:36,759
Hey, what do you say we find
a spot to knock back a few,
597
00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:40,092
then look for more promising
Mo White territory?
598
00:29:40,175 --> 00:29:42,467
Maybe that titty bar on Keller,
599
00:29:42,551 --> 00:29:46,217
the one with the Confederate
battle flags?
600
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:48,217
Yeah, it felt good,
telling the truth,
601
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:50,217
letting people know
what I really think.
602
00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:53,509
Doesn't happen much in politics.
603
00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:56,259
You know, I wasn't expecting
to actually win,
604
00:29:56,342 --> 00:29:58,551
but single digits...
605
00:29:58,634 --> 00:29:59,801
My old friends in Congress
606
00:29:59,884 --> 00:30:01,634
would be laughing
their asses off.
607
00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:03,926
It's all the illegals
who can vote now.
608
00:30:04,009 --> 00:30:06,175
Otherwise, you'd be winning
for sure.
609
00:30:06,259 --> 00:30:07,926
I guess.
610
00:30:08,009 --> 00:30:09,968
What were you hoping for?
611
00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:11,551
20%, 22%.
612
00:30:11,634 --> 00:30:13,843
Maybe force a runoff.
613
00:30:13,926 --> 00:30:15,426
A runoff?
614
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:17,092
Yeah, a few extra weeks
615
00:30:17,175 --> 00:30:19,592
to make my case to the voters.
616
00:30:19,676 --> 00:30:21,843
Ah, fuck it.
617
00:30:21,926 --> 00:30:23,926
I'm gonna go over
to Chuck E. Cheese,
618
00:30:24,009 --> 00:30:26,342
watch the girls
jump into the foam pit.
619
00:30:27,968 --> 00:30:30,342
Thanks, Frank.
620
00:30:30,426 --> 00:30:31,300
For what?
621
00:30:31,384 --> 00:30:34,300
For believing.
622
00:30:40,175 --> 00:30:43,092
Hi. A vote for Ruiz
is a vote for the future.
623
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,676
Gracias.
624
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,134
Hi.
Election's tomorrow.
625
00:30:46,217 --> 00:30:48,718
- Don't forget to vote.
- Thanks.
626
00:30:48,801 --> 00:30:50,759
Why all this sudden passion
for Ruiz?
627
00:30:50,843 --> 00:30:52,968
Wyman always seems to be
on the right side of things.
628
00:30:53,050 --> 00:30:55,217
Wyman supported Lift the Ban.
629
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,217
Lift the Ban?
630
00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:57,884
Election day is tomor...
631
00:30:57,968 --> 00:30:59,968
Yeah, rent control.
She's for it.
632
00:31:00,050 --> 00:31:03,342
Ah. And Ruiz opposes it?
633
00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,134
He's a businessman.
He gets it.
634
00:31:05,217 --> 00:31:07,509
Rents are getting pretty high.
635
00:31:07,592 --> 00:31:09,009
So are property taxes
636
00:31:09,092 --> 00:31:11,467
and utility costs
for apartment owners.
637
00:31:11,551 --> 00:31:15,050
Working people need somewhere
affordable to live as well.
638
00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:17,175
Yeah, and the city
should build them some.
639
00:31:17,259 --> 00:31:18,843
There's lots of weed-filled lots
640
00:31:18,926 --> 00:31:20,968
all around here
to build low-income housing
641
00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:22,551
without sticking
apartment owners like me
642
00:31:22,634 --> 00:31:26,217
with more regulations
and bureaucracy.
643
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:27,384
What?
644
00:31:27,467 --> 00:31:28,676
Nothing.
645
00:31:28,759 --> 00:31:30,592
No, go on.
Say it.
646
00:31:30,676 --> 00:31:31,801
Don't think that I'd better.
647
00:31:31,884 --> 00:31:33,384
What, that...
648
00:31:33,467 --> 00:31:35,801
That I'm a traitor to my class?
649
00:31:35,884 --> 00:31:37,342
That rent control is there
to protect
650
00:31:37,426 --> 00:31:39,509
people like me and my family,
poor people?
651
00:31:39,592 --> 00:31:40,843
Something like that, yeah.
652
00:31:40,926 --> 00:31:42,676
I've worked my ass off
every single day
653
00:31:42,759 --> 00:31:44,009
since I'm ten years old
654
00:31:44,092 --> 00:31:45,968
to get a little something
for myself,
655
00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:48,342
and now the city
wants to tell me
656
00:31:48,426 --> 00:31:50,217
how much rent I should charge?
657
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:51,926
Why?
658
00:31:52,009 --> 00:31:54,843
So that deadbeats like Frank
can leech off disability
659
00:31:54,926 --> 00:31:56,592
and live in my
rent-controlled apartments
660
00:31:56,676 --> 00:31:59,134
while I can barely keep up
with rising costs?
661
00:32:03,217 --> 00:32:05,259
Is that why you didn't want
to say anything?
662
00:32:05,342 --> 00:32:07,384
Pretty much, yeah.
663
00:32:11,509 --> 00:32:14,259
You get all your homework done?
664
00:32:14,342 --> 00:32:15,509
Yeah?
665
00:32:36,092 --> 00:32:38,342
Do you want
to stay with me here?
666
00:32:40,509 --> 00:32:43,426
If your mom doesn't come back?
667
00:32:43,509 --> 00:32:44,676
Forever?
668
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,884
Yeah, that'd be good.
669
00:33:24,592 --> 00:33:25,801
Hey.
670
00:33:25,884 --> 00:33:27,718
Hey.
671
00:33:27,801 --> 00:33:29,467
You all right?
672
00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:31,134
Not really.
673
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:32,801
Think I might have
pulled a hamstring.
674
00:33:32,884 --> 00:33:33,801
Yeah?
How?
675
00:33:33,884 --> 00:33:36,175
Running from homophobes.
676
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:42,718
I guess there's
nothing new about that, right?
677
00:33:50,217 --> 00:33:53,926
Think you could do hard time?
678
00:33:54,009 --> 00:33:55,718
What, in prison?
679
00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:57,426
Uh...
680
00:33:57,509 --> 00:34:00,217
Rather not.
681
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,884
Gay Jesus kids don't want me
to cop a plea.
682
00:34:02,968 --> 00:34:05,384
Want me to take it to trial,
683
00:34:05,467 --> 00:34:08,926
get as much publicity
for the cause as I can.
684
00:34:09,009 --> 00:34:11,426
Yeah, and what's
your lawyer say?
685
00:34:11,509 --> 00:34:15,467
Could be looking at 10 to 15
if I don't take a deal.
686
00:34:26,092 --> 00:34:29,134
You, uh, hearing Shim again?
687
00:34:31,801 --> 00:34:34,759
Sometimes.
688
00:34:34,843 --> 00:34:37,175
Well...
689
00:34:37,259 --> 00:34:39,300
What's Shim think?
690
00:34:41,509 --> 00:34:43,300
Unclear.
691
00:34:47,634 --> 00:34:49,718
Xan's mom showed up today.
692
00:34:51,759 --> 00:34:55,551
She's a junkie...
693
00:34:55,634 --> 00:34:57,009
hooking.
694
00:34:59,050 --> 00:35:00,759
What are you gonna do?
695
00:35:04,467 --> 00:35:06,342
I don't know.
696
00:35:11,134 --> 00:35:12,801
Maybe you should try
asking Shim.
697
00:35:15,634 --> 00:35:17,342
Yeah, maybe.
698
00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:21,884
You know, I just realized
699
00:35:21,968 --> 00:35:23,259
I never really established
700
00:35:23,342 --> 00:35:25,384
any clear boundaries
with Sara, you know?
701
00:35:25,467 --> 00:35:26,634
Mm.
702
00:35:26,718 --> 00:35:28,551
You know, she was
the last person
703
00:35:28,634 --> 00:35:30,259
I ever let go down on me.
704
00:35:30,342 --> 00:35:32,634
- Really?
- Yeah. It's a trust thing.
705
00:35:32,718 --> 00:35:34,551
We were engaged.
706
00:35:34,634 --> 00:35:37,217
We had already picked out the
names of our first three kids.
707
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,259
We already reserved
our burial plots.
708
00:35:39,342 --> 00:35:42,134
- You were engaged?
- Yeah, twice.
709
00:35:42,217 --> 00:35:44,050
You ever think
about getting married?
710
00:35:44,134 --> 00:35:46,592
Yeah, lots of times.
711
00:35:46,676 --> 00:35:47,634
Mm-hmm.
712
00:35:47,718 --> 00:35:50,259
There was Matty and Derek,
713
00:35:50,342 --> 00:35:52,175
Franny's dad,
714
00:35:52,259 --> 00:35:56,050
and Neil, but that was
just kind of for the cash.
715
00:35:56,134 --> 00:35:58,884
I thought it would be weird
having sex without penises,
716
00:35:58,968 --> 00:36:00,801
but it's not that bad.
717
00:36:00,884 --> 00:36:02,926
There's also other things
we get to do, too,
718
00:36:03,009 --> 00:36:03,843
that are pretty good.
719
00:36:03,926 --> 00:36:05,634
It's not so messy.
720
00:36:05,718 --> 00:36:08,050
We don't have to worry
about birth control...
721
00:36:08,134 --> 00:36:10,134
I mean, Matty did have
a really big dick,
722
00:36:10,217 --> 00:36:11,884
which was super great
and everything,
723
00:36:11,968 --> 00:36:13,592
and Derek really knew
what he was doing
724
00:36:13,676 --> 00:36:15,426
and had such a good body.
725
00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:19,175
I don't know.
726
00:36:19,259 --> 00:36:22,634
Having sex with a girl
is like...
727
00:36:22,718 --> 00:36:24,718
It's kind of like
having sex with yourself.
728
00:36:24,801 --> 00:36:27,009
You know?
729
00:36:38,426 --> 00:36:40,759
Down!
730
00:36:40,843 --> 00:36:41,843
Down, Adolf!
731
00:36:41,926 --> 00:36:43,634
Down!
732
00:36:45,134 --> 00:36:47,092
Jesus!
733
00:36:47,175 --> 00:36:49,884
What the fuck you want?
734
00:36:49,968 --> 00:36:51,467
I heard you got out, Milkovich.
735
00:36:51,551 --> 00:36:52,968
Couple weeks.
736
00:36:53,050 --> 00:36:55,134
- What are you doing tomorrow?
- Why?
737
00:36:55,217 --> 00:36:58,551
Want to help a good man
save the South Side?
738
00:36:58,634 --> 00:37:00,134
You paying?
739
00:37:02,175 --> 00:37:03,634
Yeah.
740
00:37:15,592 --> 00:37:17,551
Oh.
741
00:37:17,634 --> 00:37:19,300
What, you headed
to church, Frank?
742
00:37:19,384 --> 00:37:20,426
Got to head out early,
743
00:37:20,509 --> 00:37:21,801
convince the Mo voters
744
00:37:21,884 --> 00:37:23,300
to get to the polls.
745
00:37:23,384 --> 00:37:24,592
Mo voters.
746
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,384
What, is there a branch
of the Klan
747
00:37:26,467 --> 00:37:28,092
somewhere around here?
748
00:37:28,175 --> 00:37:30,676
God-fearing
European-American patriots
749
00:37:30,759 --> 00:37:32,676
are everywhere, son.
750
00:37:32,759 --> 00:37:34,509
Carl, you gonna vote?
751
00:37:34,592 --> 00:37:37,050
- Too young.
- Ian?
752
00:37:37,134 --> 00:37:38,551
Doubt it.
What's the point?
753
00:37:38,634 --> 00:37:39,843
Lip?
754
00:37:39,926 --> 00:37:43,217
Not registered.
755
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:46,384
How are we ever gonna effect
real change in this country
756
00:37:46,467 --> 00:37:49,009
if our young citizens
refuse to participate?
757
00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:50,801
Now, you do know it's illegal
758
00:37:50,884 --> 00:37:52,217
to ask
for campaign contributions
759
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,843
after you lose
an election, right?
760
00:37:53,926 --> 00:37:57,175
Well, you never know.
Could force a runoff.
761
00:38:11,718 --> 00:38:13,843
You're up early.
762
00:38:13,926 --> 00:38:15,759
Wanted to vote before work.
763
00:38:15,843 --> 00:38:16,801
You can vote?
764
00:38:16,884 --> 00:38:19,300
Yes.
I'm a citizen.
765
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,009
Eight years.
766
00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,592
Who'd you vote for?
767
00:38:25,676 --> 00:38:28,801
Wouldn't you like to know?
768
00:38:28,884 --> 00:38:30,801
Wyman?
769
00:38:32,426 --> 00:38:34,592
Mo?
770
00:38:34,676 --> 00:38:37,217
Eh, definitely not Mo.
771
00:38:41,968 --> 00:38:44,592
There's bacon and half
an omelet in the oven.
772
00:38:44,676 --> 00:38:46,175
See you later.
773
00:38:50,092 --> 00:38:51,426
Hi.
Good morning.
774
00:38:52,926 --> 00:38:55,300
Uh, is it my turn
to pick breakfast today?
775
00:38:55,384 --> 00:38:57,175
I could make us some eggs.
776
00:38:57,259 --> 00:38:59,300
Uh, no.
Actually, I kin... um...
777
00:38:59,384 --> 00:39:01,384
I kind of got to get to work,
so...
778
00:39:01,467 --> 00:39:02,384
Oh.
779
00:39:11,467 --> 00:39:13,217
Bye.
780
00:39:31,342 --> 00:39:33,467
Think I could kill a man, Jasper?
781
00:39:33,551 --> 00:39:36,676
Think I could do it?
Shoot him in the face?
782
00:39:36,759 --> 00:39:39,592
Watch his brains
blow out the back of his head
783
00:39:39,676 --> 00:39:42,384
as the life slowly drains
from his eyes
784
00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:45,843
and his blood puddles
at my feet?
785
00:40:05,509 --> 00:40:07,467
Okay, just sort of
spread out, casual.
786
00:40:07,551 --> 00:40:09,009
Easy, casual.
787
00:40:09,092 --> 00:40:10,718
Put the chain away.
Thank you.
788
00:40:10,801 --> 00:40:12,592
Okay.
789
00:40:14,926 --> 00:40:17,175
Okay, half now,
790
00:40:17,259 --> 00:40:18,926
half when the polls close.
791
00:40:19,009 --> 00:40:21,509
No violence, no verbal threats.
792
00:40:21,592 --> 00:40:22,551
Just act scary.
793
00:40:22,634 --> 00:40:25,217
Got it.
794
00:40:40,676 --> 00:40:42,300
What the hell
do you think you're doing?
795
00:40:42,384 --> 00:40:44,175
You can't be out here.
796
00:40:44,259 --> 00:40:46,551
Those shirts
are advocating for a candidate.
797
00:40:46,634 --> 00:40:48,718
No, no, these proud
men and women
798
00:40:48,801 --> 00:40:51,509
of European extraction
are just exercising their right
799
00:40:51,592 --> 00:40:53,592
to free expression...
800
00:40:53,676 --> 00:40:55,592
and comfortable
warm-weather outerwear.
801
00:40:55,676 --> 00:40:58,259
No electioneering
outside of polling places.
802
00:40:58,342 --> 00:41:00,217
I'm waiting for my mother
to get out of Mass
803
00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:01,509
so we can vote together.
804
00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,551
I'm waiting for my sister.
805
00:41:25,759 --> 00:41:27,634
Hey, I didn't see you come in.
806
00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:29,175
Oh, I came in the back.
807
00:41:29,259 --> 00:41:30,718
All the applause and hugging
808
00:41:30,801 --> 00:41:34,092
when I come in the front
is kind of... weird.
809
00:41:34,175 --> 00:41:35,968
What is this?
810
00:41:36,050 --> 00:41:39,384
Oh, just a couple
of the arty kids are...
811
00:41:39,467 --> 00:41:43,134
working up a few ideas
for if you do end up in prison.
812
00:41:46,592 --> 00:41:49,634
Couple assholes in a van
chased me last night.
813
00:41:49,718 --> 00:41:51,551
Apparently, they're not
very big fans
814
00:41:51,634 --> 00:41:53,801
of my interpretations
of Biblical verse.
815
00:41:53,884 --> 00:41:55,509
Fuckers.
816
00:41:55,592 --> 00:41:58,342
I'll get you a couple
of Lesbian League bodyguards.
817
00:41:58,426 --> 00:42:01,384
They'd love nothing more than
a chance to stomp homophobes.
818
00:42:06,801 --> 00:42:09,092
Think any of this is gonna
end up making a difference?
819
00:42:10,926 --> 00:42:12,426
Ian, you've given thousands
820
00:42:12,509 --> 00:42:14,634
of gay and lesbian teenagers
a voice.
821
00:42:14,718 --> 00:42:17,551
You've inspired us to stand up
and fight for ourselves.
822
00:42:17,634 --> 00:42:19,426
You know what I was thinking
823
00:42:19,509 --> 00:42:21,843
when I was running away
from those bastards?
824
00:42:21,926 --> 00:42:24,676
It's been 2,000 years
since Jesus died on the cross,
825
00:42:24,759 --> 00:42:26,676
and I'm still running
for my life down an alley
826
00:42:26,759 --> 00:42:28,926
'cause I fall in love with men
instead of women.
827
00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:33,259
Yeah.
828
00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:35,884
Just got a 911 from Antifa.
829
00:42:35,968 --> 00:42:37,467
Bunch of Nazis
are keeping people
830
00:42:37,551 --> 00:42:40,259
from voting
at an elementary school.
831
00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:44,175
Jeez, what's with the suit?
832
00:42:44,259 --> 00:42:46,259
We have a new
consulting business...
833
00:42:46,342 --> 00:42:47,676
Vagina Safe.
834
00:42:47,759 --> 00:42:49,634
It's Good Housekeeping
Seal of Approval,
835
00:42:49,718 --> 00:42:51,092
but for not being rapey.
836
00:42:51,175 --> 00:42:52,968
We're doing an inspection.
837
00:42:53,050 --> 00:42:55,843
We check out bars and make sure
that they're safe for women.
838
00:42:55,926 --> 00:42:58,592
Mm, definitely not gonna
be safe wearing that outfit.
839
00:42:58,676 --> 00:43:00,175
You see, that's exactly what
we're talking about, Tommy.
840
00:43:00,259 --> 00:43:02,009
A woman should feel free
841
00:43:02,092 --> 00:43:04,718
to dress however slutty
she wants, whenever.
842
00:43:04,801 --> 00:43:06,676
- "Slutty"?
- No, baby, not you.
843
00:43:06,759 --> 00:43:08,884
You know,
other women who are slutty.
844
00:43:08,968 --> 00:43:11,300
We award the bars
one, two, or three vaginas
845
00:43:11,384 --> 00:43:12,884
after our inspection.
846
00:43:12,968 --> 00:43:16,384
- Three vaginas are the safest.
- What is that?
847
00:43:16,467 --> 00:43:18,634
Spy camera.
Cool, huh?
848
00:43:18,718 --> 00:43:21,634
What's up with you?
You okay?
849
00:43:21,718 --> 00:43:23,968
Well, I'm heading over
to vote, but...
850
00:43:24,050 --> 00:43:26,467
Ford got in my head,
and now I'm not sure I'm doing
851
00:43:26,551 --> 00:43:28,759
the right thing voting for Ruiz.
852
00:43:28,843 --> 00:43:31,175
You're definitely
not doing the right thing.
853
00:43:31,259 --> 00:43:33,926
Why does everyone think
I'm supposed to vote for Wyman?
854
00:43:34,009 --> 00:43:35,300
Just 'cause she's a woman?
855
00:43:35,384 --> 00:43:37,592
Ruiz is
a successful businessman.
856
00:43:37,676 --> 00:43:39,759
He knows how to get things done.
857
00:43:39,843 --> 00:43:41,634
That "successful businessmen
in Washington" shit's
858
00:43:41,718 --> 00:43:44,509
not working too well for us
right now.
859
00:43:44,592 --> 00:43:46,426
So not voting for Wyman makes me
860
00:43:46,509 --> 00:43:47,968
a racist and a hypocrite?
861
00:43:48,050 --> 00:43:51,592
If the tiny glove fits...
862
00:43:51,676 --> 00:43:52,926
We got to go pretty soon, baby.
863
00:43:53,009 --> 00:43:54,759
Bye, Fi.
864
00:43:56,259 --> 00:43:59,092
You're drinking a beer
in the middle of the day.
865
00:43:59,175 --> 00:44:01,092
It might be a clue
as to whether you're making
866
00:44:01,175 --> 00:44:02,509
the right decision or not.
867
00:44:06,175 --> 00:44:07,217
Bye, girl.
868
00:44:42,217 --> 00:44:43,884
How much you get?
869
00:44:43,968 --> 00:44:45,968
Twelve.
870
00:44:46,050 --> 00:44:48,009
You know, he's probably
gonna wreck that bike
871
00:44:48,092 --> 00:44:49,134
within a week.
872
00:44:49,217 --> 00:44:50,426
Yeah.
873
00:44:50,509 --> 00:44:52,259
You may even get a chance
874
00:44:52,342 --> 00:44:54,217
to rebuild it again if he lives.
875
00:45:08,926 --> 00:45:11,300
Hey, Frank.
What the fuck is going on here?
876
00:45:11,384 --> 00:45:12,718
What?
877
00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:22,676
Who are these ninja
motherfuckers?
878
00:45:28,259 --> 00:45:31,592
Shit.
Are those women?
879
00:45:33,968 --> 00:45:37,300
Fuck you!
880
00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:48,134
You did this?
881
00:45:53,092 --> 00:45:54,634
Hey!
882
00:46:22,009 --> 00:46:23,634
Hey.
883
00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:27,634
Hi.
884
00:46:29,551 --> 00:46:32,300
Did I do something wrong?
885
00:46:34,843 --> 00:46:37,259
- I can't do this again.
- Do what?
886
00:46:37,342 --> 00:46:39,092
It's just...
It's too many triggers,
887
00:46:39,175 --> 00:46:41,050
- and it just...
- Triggers?
888
00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:43,551
Falling in love with a straight
girl, it's too painful.
889
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:46,426
Oh, Alex, I'm gay.
890
00:46:46,509 --> 00:46:50,134
You've been gay what, two days?
891
00:46:50,217 --> 00:46:52,592
I always do this.
I always do this.
892
00:46:52,676 --> 00:46:55,926
I promised myself
I wouldn't do it again, and...
893
00:46:56,009 --> 00:46:57,426
What... what if I am gay?
894
00:46:57,509 --> 00:46:59,342
See, you're not even sure.
895
00:46:59,426 --> 00:47:01,009
You don't know
if you're in love with me
896
00:47:01,092 --> 00:47:02,592
or you just hate men.
897
00:47:02,676 --> 00:47:06,259
Can't I be in love with you
and hate men, too?
898
00:47:06,342 --> 00:47:07,342
Please go.
899
00:47:07,426 --> 00:47:09,050
Just go.
900
00:47:30,259 --> 00:47:31,926
You choose.
901
00:47:43,092 --> 00:47:45,718
We count off 20 paces,
turn, and shoot.
902
00:47:45,801 --> 00:47:47,426
Okay.
903
00:47:50,801 --> 00:47:52,801
Uh, back to back.
904
00:47:52,884 --> 00:47:54,259
Saw it in a movie.
905
00:47:59,384 --> 00:48:02,592
One, two, three, four,
906
00:48:02,676 --> 00:48:05,551
five, six, seven, eight,
907
00:48:05,634 --> 00:48:07,217
nine, ten,
908
00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:08,801
11, 12,
909
00:48:08,884 --> 00:48:12,050
13, 14, 15, 16,
910
00:48:12,134 --> 00:48:15,050
17, 18, 19, 20.
911
00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:34,050
What the hell
did you do that for?
912
00:48:34,134 --> 00:48:36,426
I don't want
to go to West Point!
913
00:48:36,509 --> 00:48:38,634
- Fucking kid...
- It's my dad!
914
00:48:40,467 --> 00:48:42,217
I want to go to Sarah Lawrence
and be a poet.
915
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:43,759
What?
916
00:48:43,843 --> 00:48:46,509
Hey, hey, hey...
917
00:48:46,592 --> 00:48:47,926
Oh, I'm a... I'm a cripple now.
918
00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:49,384
I don't have
to go into the military.
919
00:48:49,467 --> 00:48:51,134
Yeah, I don't know
if it works like that.
920
00:48:51,217 --> 00:48:54,009
It's a flesh wound.
Probably heal up pretty quick.
921
00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:57,509
Shit!
922
00:48:57,592 --> 00:48:58,968
Shit!
Shoot me.
923
00:48:59,050 --> 00:49:01,509
- What?
- Yeah, through the bone.
924
00:49:01,592 --> 00:49:03,968
All right, I'll have a limp.
Great poets have limps.
925
00:49:04,050 --> 00:49:05,843
No fucking way.
926
00:49:05,926 --> 00:49:09,718
"I wander, lonely as a cloud
927
00:49:09,801 --> 00:49:11,718
that floats on high
o'er vale and hills,
928
00:49:11,801 --> 00:49:12,968
when all at once,
929
00:49:13,050 --> 00:49:14,759
I see a crowd, a host,
930
00:49:14,843 --> 00:49:16,843
of golden daffodils..."
931
00:49:16,926 --> 00:49:18,884
Jesus, knock off
that golden daffodils shit.
932
00:49:18,968 --> 00:49:20,843
"Besides the lake
beneath the trees,
933
00:49:20,926 --> 00:49:22,843
fluttering, dancing
in the breeze,
934
00:49:22,926 --> 00:49:24,634
continuous as the stars
935
00:49:24,718 --> 00:49:26,384
that shine and twinkle in the"...
936
00:49:26,467 --> 00:49:28,300
Oh!
937
00:49:28,384 --> 00:49:29,634
Fuck!
938
00:49:29,718 --> 00:49:31,300
Fuck!
Thank you.
939
00:49:33,634 --> 00:49:36,009
Ah! Oh! Ah!
Oh, one was enough.
940
00:49:36,092 --> 00:49:38,009
I'm good.
941
00:49:42,217 --> 00:49:43,551
Ah, hey.
942
00:49:43,634 --> 00:49:45,300
Hey, thanks, man.
943
00:49:45,384 --> 00:49:47,217
Dude, kill it at West Point!
944
00:50:02,134 --> 00:50:03,467
What happened to your hand?
945
00:50:04,676 --> 00:50:08,426
I was in a riot
outside an elementary school.
946
00:50:08,509 --> 00:50:10,551
A riot?
947
00:50:10,634 --> 00:50:12,676
It was Frank.
Don't ask.
948
00:50:20,968 --> 00:50:22,551
I voted for Wyman.
949
00:50:25,426 --> 00:50:27,926
Good.
950
00:50:28,009 --> 00:50:31,050
So I'm not a traitor
to my class.
951
00:50:31,134 --> 00:50:32,634
No, I never said that you were.
952
00:50:32,718 --> 00:50:35,009
You thought so.
953
00:50:43,134 --> 00:50:44,384
What's going on?
954
00:50:44,467 --> 00:50:45,551
I'm moving back home.
955
00:50:45,634 --> 00:50:46,884
You moved out?
956
00:50:46,968 --> 00:50:49,718
Alex and I broke up.
957
00:50:49,801 --> 00:50:51,592
Who's Alex?
958
00:50:51,676 --> 00:50:52,509
Shut up, Lip!
959
00:50:52,592 --> 00:50:53,759
Shut up!
960
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:04,509
Hey, um, are you gonna
be all right hanging here
961
00:51:04,592 --> 00:51:06,217
if I have to go out for a while?
962
00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:07,801
Where are you going?
963
00:51:07,884 --> 00:51:10,467
I'll be back, all right?
Just do your homework.
964
00:51:12,592 --> 00:51:15,676
Those hairy-armpit Rastas
are tougher than they look.
965
00:51:18,426 --> 00:51:21,092
Hey.
Fought the good fight, Mo.
966
00:51:21,175 --> 00:51:23,050
You got nothing
to be ashamed of.
967
00:51:28,259 --> 00:51:29,759
In a shocking development
968
00:51:29,843 --> 00:51:31,759
on the South Side, and with all
969
00:51:31,843 --> 00:51:33,384
polling locations now reporting,
970
00:51:33,467 --> 00:51:36,509
Maurice "Mo" White
is the surprise victor...
971
00:51:36,592 --> 00:51:39,009
- Holy shit, Mo.
- Collecting just over 52%
972
00:51:39,092 --> 00:51:40,634
of the votes cast.
973
00:51:40,718 --> 00:51:42,592
- Mo White...
- You won.
974
00:51:42,676 --> 00:51:44,509
Pollsters admit that
estimates were likely skewed
975
00:51:44,592 --> 00:51:46,509
due to the reluctance
of most voters
976
00:51:46,592 --> 00:51:49,050
to admit
they're actually bigots.
977
00:51:49,134 --> 00:51:52,217
You're a congressman again.
What are you gonna do?
978
00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:53,884
- Mo White!
- Huh.
979
00:51:53,968 --> 00:51:56,592
- Mo White! Mo White!
- Absolutely nothing.
980
00:51:56,676 --> 00:51:58,509
That's the beauty
of being in Congress.
981
00:51:58,592 --> 00:52:01,009
You don't have to do
a goddamn thing.
982
00:52:04,509 --> 00:52:05,592
Where shocked supporters
983
00:52:05,676 --> 00:52:07,300
can't believe the results
984
00:52:07,384 --> 00:52:09,718
and are already calling
for a recount.
985
00:52:09,801 --> 00:52:11,342
Wyman collected only 20...
986
00:52:22,843 --> 00:52:25,467
What the fuck do you want?
987
00:52:25,551 --> 00:52:27,718
Ten grand.
988
00:52:34,926 --> 00:52:36,509
I give you ten grand,
989
00:52:36,592 --> 00:52:39,509
and you agree
to stay away from Xan.
990
00:52:39,592 --> 00:52:42,050
You have to sign some papers.
991
00:52:48,926 --> 00:52:51,759
What kind of papers?
992
00:52:51,843 --> 00:52:55,509
You'd relinquish
your parental rights...
993
00:52:55,592 --> 00:52:58,676
and make me
Xan's legal guardian.
994
00:53:04,759 --> 00:53:06,259
Ten grand.
995
00:53:08,884 --> 00:53:10,592
Take it or leave it.
996
00:53:16,884 --> 00:53:20,092
Can I see the papers?
997
00:53:28,384 --> 00:53:30,968
You'd have to sign it
in front of a notary...
998
00:53:31,050 --> 00:53:32,467
to make it legal.
999
00:53:32,551 --> 00:53:34,843
We can go in the morning.
1000
00:53:37,634 --> 00:53:39,676
Mom?
1001
00:53:44,801 --> 00:53:47,384
I knew you'd come back for me!
1002
00:53:51,134 --> 00:53:53,467
It's so good to see you.
1003
00:54:54,467 --> 00:54:55,718
Congressman Mo White
1004
00:54:55,801 --> 00:54:57,175
was sworn into office
1005
00:54:57,259 --> 00:54:59,050
on Capitol Hill today.
1006
00:54:59,134 --> 00:55:01,426
The surprise winner
won a hard-fought campaign
1007
00:55:01,509 --> 00:55:04,217
against Isaac Ruiz
and Eleanor Wyman,
1008
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:06,926
capturing 52% of the vote.
1009
00:55:07,009 --> 00:55:08,217
Not long ago...
1010
00:55:08,300 --> 00:55:10,175
I didn't know Mo had a family.
1011
00:55:10,259 --> 00:55:11,050
He campaigned relentlessly...
1012
00:55:11,134 --> 00:55:13,009
He doesn't.
1013
00:55:13,092 --> 00:55:14,634
And it definitely paid off.
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