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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,092 --> 00:00:03,967 The fuck were you doing last week 2 00:00:04,051 --> 00:00:05,926 that was more important than watching Shameless? 3 00:00:06,009 --> 00:00:08,717 Protesting homophobia and bigotry? 4 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,468 Damn right you were. 5 00:00:11,050 --> 00:00:13,926 Now watch the show! 6 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,134 They made a list of the rapiest bars 7 00:00:18,217 --> 00:00:20,384 on the South Side, and The Alibi's number one? 8 00:00:20,467 --> 00:00:23,134 I can't go to public school. Hopkins made me soft. 9 00:00:23,217 --> 00:00:25,217 I have manners now. I eat pâté. 10 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:26,509 There's three weeks of school left, 11 00:00:26,592 --> 00:00:27,759 and you got to go somewhere. 12 00:00:27,843 --> 00:00:29,217 What if I help you get better grades? 13 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:30,551 For free? 14 00:00:30,634 --> 00:00:32,426 No, for protection from Cracker Girl. 15 00:00:32,509 --> 00:00:35,217 Okay, deal. 16 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:37,217 Your political contributions are welcome 17 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:38,801 and most appreciated. 18 00:00:38,884 --> 00:00:41,467 Mo White is our only hope. 19 00:00:41,551 --> 00:00:43,300 You sure this isn't about the money, Frank? 20 00:00:43,384 --> 00:00:45,801 Of course it's about the money, Tommy. 21 00:00:45,884 --> 00:00:47,300 - You got a sister? - Half-sister. 22 00:00:47,384 --> 00:00:50,300 She's been in and out of rehab, like, 100 times. 23 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,968 I look after her kid sometimes. 24 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:54,384 The woman who owns box 669... 25 00:00:54,467 --> 00:00:56,050 Could you tell me about her? 26 00:00:56,134 --> 00:00:57,884 - I mean, what's she like? - She's a junkie. 27 00:00:57,968 --> 00:00:59,426 Her daughter's in here all the time looking for her. 28 00:00:59,509 --> 00:01:01,092 There's a kid... 29 00:01:01,175 --> 00:01:03,801 I want you to recommend to West Point. 30 00:01:03,884 --> 00:01:06,843 I already recommended someone. 31 00:01:06,926 --> 00:01:08,843 - Oh! - Bitch, I'm not asking. 32 00:01:08,926 --> 00:01:10,551 What's his name? 33 00:01:10,634 --> 00:01:12,509 Carl Gallagher. 34 00:01:12,592 --> 00:01:14,092 Aah! 35 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,426 Why do you wear an ankle bracelet 36 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,843 that shocks you when you get near a school? 37 00:01:17,926 --> 00:01:19,676 She told me she was 18. 38 00:01:19,759 --> 00:01:20,551 - But... - But? 39 00:01:20,634 --> 00:01:21,718 She wasn't. 40 00:02:41,759 --> 00:02:43,050 No. 41 00:02:43,134 --> 00:02:44,759 I'm not feeling so good. 42 00:02:44,843 --> 00:02:46,592 Think I'm coming down with something. 43 00:02:46,676 --> 00:02:49,134 Buddy, it's not happening. You're going to school. Go. 44 00:02:49,217 --> 00:02:51,342 It's a waste of time. I'm not learning anything. 45 00:02:51,426 --> 00:02:53,050 Can you just homeschool me? 46 00:02:53,134 --> 00:02:55,259 No coffee. Milk or juice. 47 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,467 All the famous people are homeschooled... 48 00:02:57,551 --> 00:02:59,634 Leonardo da Vinci, Abe Lincoln, 49 00:02:59,718 --> 00:03:01,175 Justin Bieber. 50 00:03:01,259 --> 00:03:02,551 I don't see you painting the ceiling 51 00:03:02,634 --> 00:03:04,217 of the Sistine Chapel anytime soon, Biebs. 52 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:05,092 Go. 53 00:03:09,426 --> 00:03:11,342 Hey, Carl, how much longer those dogs 54 00:03:11,426 --> 00:03:12,467 gonna be dying down there? 55 00:03:12,551 --> 00:03:14,259 It's in God's hands now. 56 00:03:14,342 --> 00:03:15,509 Well, tell God to hurry the fuck up, all right? 57 00:03:15,592 --> 00:03:16,801 The whole house stinks. 58 00:03:16,884 --> 00:03:18,342 I'm providing an essential service 59 00:03:18,426 --> 00:03:20,342 to below-the-poverty-line animal lovers 60 00:03:20,426 --> 00:03:22,342 while racking up on community service hours 61 00:03:22,426 --> 00:03:23,509 for my West Point application. 62 00:03:23,592 --> 00:03:24,718 - It's a win-win. - Hey. 63 00:03:24,801 --> 00:03:27,092 Military service is for losers. 64 00:03:27,175 --> 00:03:28,801 Spoken like a true patriot. 65 00:03:28,884 --> 00:03:30,884 And I'll be proud to protect your Constitutional right 66 00:03:30,968 --> 00:03:32,968 to be an asshole, Frank. 67 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:34,801 - What's with the outfit? - Got to hit the stump with Mo. 68 00:03:34,884 --> 00:03:36,092 Tomorrow's election day. 69 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,759 We're fighting 70 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,592 for the under-represented Caucasian male. 71 00:03:39,676 --> 00:03:41,259 I think you're on the wrong side of history on this one. 72 00:03:41,342 --> 00:03:42,676 Oh, I know Mo probably 73 00:03:42,759 --> 00:03:43,926 - isn't gonna win. - Probably? 74 00:03:44,009 --> 00:03:45,300 But democracy's about 75 00:03:45,384 --> 00:03:47,217 fighting for what you believe is right. 76 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:48,759 And rounding up as much 77 00:03:48,843 --> 00:03:50,551 campaign contribution cash as possible. 78 00:03:50,634 --> 00:03:52,592 Mo isn't taking money from lobbyists 79 00:03:52,676 --> 00:03:53,926 and corporate elites. 80 00:03:54,009 --> 00:03:55,843 Only small donations 81 00:03:55,926 --> 00:03:57,843 from the local citizenry. 82 00:03:57,926 --> 00:03:59,175 'Cause nobody with any sense 83 00:03:59,259 --> 00:04:00,759 would want to support a pedophile. 84 00:04:00,843 --> 00:04:02,551 Au contraire, fruit of my loins. 85 00:04:02,634 --> 00:04:04,801 No less a luminary than the president 86 00:04:04,884 --> 00:04:06,718 of these United States 87 00:04:06,801 --> 00:04:09,759 supported a candidate of questionable sexual history 88 00:04:09,843 --> 00:04:12,300 in regard to the chasing of underage tail. 89 00:04:12,384 --> 00:04:14,968 Yeah, and the guy lost. 90 00:04:15,050 --> 00:04:16,426 How much you getting paid, Frank? 91 00:04:16,509 --> 00:04:17,843 Here you go. 92 00:04:17,926 --> 00:04:19,384 I take a small stipend, 93 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,551 as is the custom for campaign managers. 94 00:04:21,634 --> 00:04:23,092 Might not want to wear that shirt 95 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:24,718 out of the house, Frank. 96 00:04:24,801 --> 00:04:25,884 Hey, you okay? 97 00:04:25,968 --> 00:04:27,134 Couldn't sleep. 98 00:04:27,217 --> 00:04:28,926 Got used to all the noise in jail. 99 00:04:29,009 --> 00:04:30,718 It's too quiet here. 100 00:04:30,801 --> 00:04:33,009 First time anybody's ever said that about this place. 101 00:04:33,092 --> 00:04:34,968 Hey, you meet your public defender yet? 102 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:38,134 Geneva and the Gay Jesus donors got a lawyer for me. 103 00:04:38,217 --> 00:04:39,884 Rich queer, too much time on his hands 104 00:04:39,968 --> 00:04:41,718 since same-sex marriage got fixed. 105 00:04:41,801 --> 00:04:44,134 All right. Hey, Xan, Liam, we got to go. 106 00:04:46,134 --> 00:04:47,801 Here you go. Hey, uh, Ian, 107 00:04:47,884 --> 00:04:49,801 Debbie was supposed to come home last night. 108 00:04:49,884 --> 00:04:51,426 Franny's sleeping upstairs. Can you keep an eye on her 109 00:04:51,509 --> 00:04:53,009 until, uh, she gets back? 110 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:54,968 Debbie didn't come home last night? 111 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:56,718 No, no, she said she was going to see a band with some friend. 112 00:04:56,801 --> 00:04:59,300 Just like her mother, ready to spread her legs 113 00:04:59,384 --> 00:05:02,634 for any guy with a wallet chain and a flaming skull tattoo. 114 00:05:06,342 --> 00:05:08,467 Still Father of the Year, Frank. 115 00:05:23,759 --> 00:05:25,384 You have time for breakfast? 116 00:05:25,467 --> 00:05:26,801 Yeah, sure. 117 00:05:26,884 --> 00:05:28,551 - I work swing today. - Mm. 118 00:05:28,634 --> 00:05:29,759 Mm. 119 00:05:29,843 --> 00:05:31,592 Patsy's? 120 00:05:31,676 --> 00:05:33,843 Ah, you mind if we stay in? 121 00:05:33,926 --> 00:05:35,592 I can make us some waffles. 122 00:05:35,676 --> 00:05:36,926 - Waffles? - Yeah. 123 00:05:37,009 --> 00:05:38,009 I love waffles. 124 00:05:38,092 --> 00:05:39,050 Mm. 125 00:05:39,134 --> 00:05:41,801 And I have fresh strawberries. 126 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:43,843 - Fresh strawberries? - Mm-hmm. 127 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:46,926 I love fresh strawberries. 128 00:05:49,968 --> 00:05:51,843 I just can't believe 129 00:05:51,926 --> 00:05:55,092 that Frank is supporting that child-fucker Mo White. 130 00:05:55,175 --> 00:05:57,509 I'm surprised anything Frank does still surprises you. 131 00:05:57,592 --> 00:05:58,801 You have time to knock on a few doors 132 00:05:58,884 --> 00:06:00,801 for Ruiz with me later? 133 00:06:00,884 --> 00:06:02,676 Ruiz, not Wyman? 134 00:06:02,759 --> 00:06:04,884 Why would I support Wyman? 135 00:06:04,968 --> 00:06:06,467 'Cause she's a woman. 136 00:06:06,551 --> 00:06:08,175 Oh, I should support her 137 00:06:08,259 --> 00:06:10,801 just 'cause she's a woman? 138 00:06:10,884 --> 00:06:13,718 So you would never support a woman 'cause you're a man? 139 00:06:13,801 --> 00:06:15,509 Ruiz is pro-development, pro-business. 140 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:16,926 He'll be good for the South Side. 141 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,884 And he'll be good for you. 142 00:06:19,968 --> 00:06:22,426 I'm not gonna apologize for enlightened self-interest. 143 00:06:22,509 --> 00:06:24,300 That's what makes America work. 144 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,300 Spoken like a true robber baron. 145 00:06:26,384 --> 00:06:28,175 Spoken like a true socialist. 146 00:06:28,259 --> 00:06:29,926 I'm Irish... free health care, 147 00:06:30,009 --> 00:06:31,134 free college tuition. 148 00:06:31,217 --> 00:06:34,259 Endless rain, potato famine. 149 00:06:34,342 --> 00:06:36,009 Bit behind the times, aren't you? 150 00:06:36,092 --> 00:06:38,300 It doesn't rain? 151 00:06:38,384 --> 00:06:39,968 Patsy's at 5:00. 152 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:41,843 We'll hit Pilsen. 153 00:06:41,926 --> 00:06:43,759 We got to get those Ruiz votes out 154 00:06:43,843 --> 00:06:45,551 so I can continue exploiting the masses. 155 00:06:45,634 --> 00:06:47,467 Mm-hmm. 156 00:07:01,509 --> 00:07:03,300 Oh. 157 00:07:03,384 --> 00:07:04,968 Sure they wouldn't have been better off 158 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,050 if you'd just gassed them like you were supposed to? 159 00:07:07,134 --> 00:07:09,551 I couldn't bring myself to do it. 160 00:07:09,634 --> 00:07:11,342 How are you gonna order men to kill the enemy 161 00:07:11,426 --> 00:07:13,217 if you can't put down a couple of old dogs? 162 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,843 What? 163 00:07:14,926 --> 00:07:17,300 That's what officers do... Order men to kill. 164 00:07:17,384 --> 00:07:18,884 What'd you think they were gonna teach you at West Point, 165 00:07:18,968 --> 00:07:20,300 marching cadences? 166 00:07:20,384 --> 00:07:21,467 Is that what Gay Jesus would do? 167 00:07:21,551 --> 00:07:22,801 What, kill old dogs? 168 00:07:22,884 --> 00:07:24,884 Hell, no. 169 00:07:24,968 --> 00:07:27,884 Gay Jesus is all about inclusion and grace, 170 00:07:27,968 --> 00:07:30,426 but you're not looking to get into Heaven. 171 00:07:30,509 --> 00:07:32,884 You want to lead lean, mean murdering machines. 172 00:07:32,968 --> 00:07:34,592 Can't kill a couple of old dogs, 173 00:07:34,676 --> 00:07:36,217 might be about time to start considering... 174 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:38,342 teaching kindergarten? 175 00:07:38,426 --> 00:07:39,592 Nursing school? 176 00:07:54,759 --> 00:07:56,134 You don't think someone could misinterpret that sign? 177 00:07:56,217 --> 00:07:57,592 What? 178 00:07:57,676 --> 00:07:59,634 How? If you have a vagina, you're safe. 179 00:07:59,718 --> 00:08:00,759 Vagina Safe Zone. 180 00:08:00,843 --> 00:08:02,217 But it could mean 181 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:04,926 all the vaginas inside are safe from disease. 182 00:08:05,009 --> 00:08:08,634 There is no way we are still on that rapiest bar list. 183 00:08:08,718 --> 00:08:10,718 We have all the signed sex consent forms, 184 00:08:10,801 --> 00:08:12,676 we took down all the rapey posters 185 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:15,384 and the bondage stuff. 186 00:08:15,467 --> 00:08:17,426 It's time to call that bitch from the Southside Beat 187 00:08:17,509 --> 00:08:18,801 and get her back here to re-inspect. 188 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:23,926 Mo, where you been? 189 00:08:24,009 --> 00:08:25,843 I've been looking all over for you. 190 00:08:25,926 --> 00:08:28,467 Today's about getting out the Mo vote 191 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,592 and rounding up a few more campaign contributions 192 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,217 while we still can. 193 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:34,676 Bus'll be along any minute. 194 00:08:46,968 --> 00:08:49,718 You okay? 195 00:08:49,801 --> 00:08:52,384 Did you see the polls in the Tribune this morning? 196 00:08:52,467 --> 00:08:54,217 They have us at six percent, Frank. 197 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,884 Six. 198 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:58,467 I didn't get back into politics to be humiliated. 199 00:08:58,551 --> 00:09:01,009 No, no, no, you got to look at the glass as half-full. 200 00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:03,384 The Tribune had us at three on Saturday. 201 00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:06,050 You've doubled your support in two days. 202 00:09:08,134 --> 00:09:09,884 There's the bus. Okay. 203 00:09:09,968 --> 00:09:12,718 Let's do it. 204 00:09:12,801 --> 00:09:13,968 Yeah? 205 00:09:15,551 --> 00:09:16,968 Mo? 206 00:09:21,259 --> 00:09:22,968 Eh... 207 00:09:24,676 --> 00:09:25,592 Mmm. 208 00:09:25,676 --> 00:09:26,926 These are wonderful waffles. 209 00:09:27,009 --> 00:09:28,175 Right? 210 00:09:28,259 --> 00:09:29,968 Right, thank you. 211 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,342 - Very crispy. - Mm-hmm. 212 00:09:31,426 --> 00:09:32,884 Nice. 213 00:09:32,968 --> 00:09:35,092 Mm. 214 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:39,759 - Hmm? - Mmm. 215 00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:49,134 Let's move in together. 216 00:09:49,217 --> 00:09:51,926 - We should move in together. - Yeah, we should. 217 00:10:15,801 --> 00:10:17,300 Let's check our progress 218 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,134 on Chapter 13. 219 00:10:19,217 --> 00:10:22,718 You have 20 minutes to answer the ten questions. 220 00:10:22,801 --> 00:10:26,175 Don't spend all your time on any one question. 221 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,175 If you don't know the answer, 222 00:10:28,259 --> 00:10:30,384 move on to the next and come back 223 00:10:30,467 --> 00:10:34,009 if you have time left. 224 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,384 Hi. 225 00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:18,843 Excuse me. 226 00:11:18,926 --> 00:11:20,551 Sorry. Okay. 227 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,259 Sorry. Okay. 228 00:11:25,968 --> 00:11:27,801 Hey, Tyesha, what the hell is this? 229 00:11:27,884 --> 00:11:29,634 Oh, your dad came by. 230 00:11:29,718 --> 00:11:30,801 He said you were okay with him putting it up. 231 00:11:30,884 --> 00:11:32,551 Where is my Ru... 232 00:11:35,092 --> 00:11:36,759 Scotch tape, please. 233 00:11:43,926 --> 00:11:46,843 Okay. Last time. 234 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,968 Enjoy. 235 00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:55,217 Hey. Wyman? 236 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,426 Give it. 237 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,467 Take off the Wyman buttons. 238 00:12:02,551 --> 00:12:05,092 Guys, no electioneering in the workplace. 239 00:12:08,843 --> 00:12:10,134 Thank you. 240 00:12:12,134 --> 00:12:13,759 No. 241 00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:15,634 No, absolutely not. 242 00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:17,718 Give it. 243 00:12:17,801 --> 00:12:20,092 You want me to start singing We Shall Overcome? 244 00:12:20,175 --> 00:12:21,551 Loud? 245 00:12:24,801 --> 00:12:27,342 Anybody who agrees to wear a Ruiz pin 246 00:12:27,426 --> 00:12:29,050 gets a free piece of pie. 247 00:12:48,592 --> 00:12:49,926 Our social media group 248 00:12:50,009 --> 00:12:51,300 is really taking off. 249 00:12:51,384 --> 00:12:53,801 77,000 new followers 250 00:12:53,884 --> 00:12:56,217 on social media in the last five days. 251 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:59,342 Chapters are springing up all over the country, 252 00:12:59,426 --> 00:13:01,050 and even in Europe. 253 00:13:01,134 --> 00:13:03,134 The Gay Jesus Germans have unsurprisingly 254 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,551 turned militant quickly and burned down 255 00:13:05,634 --> 00:13:07,843 two evangelical churches in Stuttgart. 256 00:13:10,175 --> 00:13:11,926 - What's up? - Who are they? 257 00:13:12,009 --> 00:13:13,092 Our Lesbian Legion 258 00:13:13,175 --> 00:13:15,134 from the MMA gym on Racine. 259 00:13:15,217 --> 00:13:18,175 Your gays turned out to be too sweet to handle security. 260 00:13:26,592 --> 00:13:29,134 I'm in love. 261 00:13:29,217 --> 00:13:30,426 What's his name this time? 262 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:31,342 Alex. 263 00:13:31,426 --> 00:13:33,718 Well, Alexandra. 264 00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:36,718 He's a she? 265 00:13:36,801 --> 00:13:38,801 Sort of. She's pretty masculine. 266 00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,968 So you're a lesbian? 267 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,884 Yeah, I am. 268 00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:45,134 No, you're not. You have a kid. 269 00:13:45,217 --> 00:13:48,551 Carl, a lot of lesbians have children, and besides, 270 00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:50,551 I hate men, so maybe I am. 271 00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:52,426 We're in love, and we're moving in together. 272 00:13:56,759 --> 00:13:59,050 - You gonna get that? - Nope. 273 00:13:59,134 --> 00:14:03,009 Yo, I'm coming! 274 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,134 You Carl Gallagher? 275 00:14:04,217 --> 00:14:04,926 Yeah. 276 00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:06,342 What the fuck? 277 00:14:06,426 --> 00:14:08,467 You took my recommendation to West Point. 278 00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:10,884 Congressman Ubberman promised it to me, and you stole it. 279 00:14:10,968 --> 00:14:12,509 I think you broke my nose! 280 00:14:12,592 --> 00:14:13,968 Now my dad says I got to enlist in the Marines. 281 00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:16,634 And that's my problem how? 282 00:14:16,718 --> 00:14:18,092 What the fuck? Stop hitting me! 283 00:14:18,175 --> 00:14:19,384 I'll fight you for it. 284 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,300 A duel, to the death if necessary. 285 00:14:21,384 --> 00:14:24,300 I challenged you. You pick the weapons. 286 00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:25,759 Fists and feet, 287 00:14:25,843 --> 00:14:28,300 guns, knives, bats, bricks... 288 00:14:28,384 --> 00:14:29,926 What the fuck is a duel? 289 00:14:30,009 --> 00:14:32,551 Duty, country, honor... 290 00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:33,801 It's the West Point way. 291 00:14:33,884 --> 00:14:36,050 Meet at Damen Silos, tomorrow at dusk. 292 00:14:36,134 --> 00:14:41,092 The person still breathing gets the recommendation. 293 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,217 I was staying at a motel in Gary, 294 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,801 laying asphalt after high school. 295 00:14:49,884 --> 00:14:51,884 Invited the front-desk girl to my room for a few beers. 296 00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:53,676 We ended up having sex, 297 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,467 but she kind of cried through the whole thing. 298 00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:56,342 What's that called? 299 00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:57,509 Did you stop? 300 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,426 Banging her? Hell, no. 301 00:14:59,509 --> 00:15:01,050 That's a Kobe. 302 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,801 You think she wanted me to stop? 303 00:15:03,884 --> 00:15:05,467 You think she was crying because she was having 304 00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,592 a good time? 305 00:15:07,676 --> 00:15:10,217 What's a Weinstein? 306 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,884 Being manipulative and pathetic. 307 00:15:11,968 --> 00:15:13,467 About the only way I ever get sex 308 00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:15,926 is being manipulative and pathetic. 309 00:15:16,009 --> 00:15:18,342 You ever jack off into a potted plant? 310 00:15:18,426 --> 00:15:20,134 Ask for massages wearing an open bathrobe? 311 00:15:20,217 --> 00:15:21,426 Hmm? 312 00:15:21,509 --> 00:15:23,050 Rape a couple dozen? 313 00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:24,592 Allegedly. 314 00:15:24,676 --> 00:15:25,926 No. 315 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:29,050 Then you're probably an Ansari. 316 00:15:29,134 --> 00:15:30,509 What's an Ansari? 317 00:15:30,592 --> 00:15:31,801 That's just being a dick. 318 00:15:31,884 --> 00:15:33,676 Slipped a woman a Quaalude once. 319 00:15:33,759 --> 00:15:35,009 - Then fucked her? - Mm-hmm. 320 00:15:35,092 --> 00:15:37,050 A Cosby. 321 00:15:37,134 --> 00:15:39,050 What about that handsy Dr. Rob at the clinic, 322 00:15:39,134 --> 00:15:41,426 with the deep body hugs and the butt pats? 323 00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:43,926 - A Lasseter. - Who the hell's that? 324 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,551 Cartoon guy. He made Toy Story. 325 00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,050 I love Toy Story. 326 00:15:47,134 --> 00:15:48,759 Buzz Lightyear! 327 00:15:48,843 --> 00:15:49,968 - Holy shit. - What? 328 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,509 - Willy wagging. - CK. 329 00:15:52,592 --> 00:15:54,384 I mean, I slept with a woman 330 00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:56,384 I was dating's 19-year-old daughter last year. 331 00:15:56,467 --> 00:15:57,384 That got a name? 332 00:15:57,467 --> 00:15:59,050 That's a Woody Allen. 333 00:15:59,134 --> 00:16:00,384 W... she made all the first moves, though. 334 00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:01,718 You're gonna need a bigger board 335 00:16:01,801 --> 00:16:03,009 for your list, babe. 336 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,634 Consent, gentlemen. 337 00:16:05,718 --> 00:16:08,217 A clear and verbal consent 338 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,342 to participate in sexual activity, 339 00:16:10,426 --> 00:16:11,926 freely given and reversible. 340 00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:14,175 Even if we're both naked and already doing it? 341 00:16:14,259 --> 00:16:15,634 Even if you're already naked 342 00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:17,050 and banging. 343 00:16:17,134 --> 00:16:18,509 When she says "stop," you stop. 344 00:16:18,592 --> 00:16:20,926 Kevin Ball? 345 00:16:21,009 --> 00:16:22,175 That's me. 346 00:16:22,259 --> 00:16:25,676 Beth Watson, Southside Beat. 347 00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:28,134 Beth, thank you for coming. 348 00:16:30,134 --> 00:16:31,884 Can I get you something? 349 00:16:31,968 --> 00:16:33,676 Maybe a chilled glass of Chablis 350 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,342 or a Cosmo? 351 00:16:35,426 --> 00:16:37,050 Whiskey, neat. 352 00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:49,134 That dentist came by again. 353 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,217 Still wants to buy that bike you rebuilt. 354 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,509 Said he'd pay you two grand over book. 355 00:16:53,592 --> 00:16:55,509 It's not for sale. 356 00:16:55,592 --> 00:16:57,217 Two grand? 357 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,342 Sentimental value. 358 00:16:59,426 --> 00:17:02,342 There's a lady up front looking for you, Lip. 359 00:17:02,426 --> 00:17:04,050 - What's she want? - Didn't say. 360 00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:11,092 Hi. 361 00:17:11,175 --> 00:17:12,175 You Lip? 362 00:17:12,259 --> 00:17:13,968 Yeah. 363 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,718 My sister says you have my kid. 364 00:17:17,968 --> 00:17:20,134 Xan. 365 00:17:20,217 --> 00:17:21,551 I want her back. 366 00:17:25,676 --> 00:17:26,634 Where is she? 367 00:17:26,718 --> 00:17:27,884 She's at school. 368 00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:29,926 Where? I got to go get her. 369 00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:36,801 Where are you living? 370 00:17:36,884 --> 00:17:38,759 What? 371 00:17:38,843 --> 00:17:40,676 Where will Xan live? 372 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,467 None of your goddamn business. Where's my kid? 373 00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:45,217 No, not until you tell me where she's gonna be living. 374 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,217 We got an appointment. 375 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,175 - Oh, you have an appointment? - Tell me where she is. 376 00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:49,884 What kind of appointment, huh? 377 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,592 With Social Services? You need to show up... 378 00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:52,968 - Give me my fucking kid! - With Xan so you can 379 00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:54,217 keep collecting your benefits? 380 00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,718 And then what, you're gonna 381 00:17:55,801 --> 00:17:56,926 dump her back out on to the streets? 382 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:57,759 Who the fuck do you think... 383 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:58,926 I'm someone who gives a shit 384 00:17:59,009 --> 00:17:59,926 about your daughter! 385 00:18:00,009 --> 00:18:01,092 Jesus, what the hell's 386 00:18:01,175 --> 00:18:02,259 going on out here? 387 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,634 I got customers. 388 00:18:10,259 --> 00:18:13,217 I want her back. 389 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,134 What was that all about? 390 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,009 Fuck, yeah. 391 00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,009 You won't regret it, sir. 392 00:18:59,092 --> 00:19:00,884 Remember, a vote for Mo White 393 00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:02,759 is a vote for the way things used to be 394 00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:03,926 - and can be again, huh? - You got it. 395 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,342 Take care. 396 00:19:05,426 --> 00:19:07,092 Ooh. 397 00:19:07,175 --> 00:19:08,884 Every little bit 398 00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:11,342 helps to save our South Side, Mr. Nowakowski. 399 00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:13,676 Most people give a 20, but a 50 400 00:19:13,759 --> 00:19:15,676 would make you a true American patriot. 401 00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:17,175 Thank you, sir. Thank you so much. 402 00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:19,843 Oh, this is a-a $5. 403 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,384 Did you think it was a $50? 404 00:19:25,175 --> 00:19:26,342 Oh, fuck. 405 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,259 Washington is a fascinating place. 406 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,092 Incredible opportunities 407 00:19:31,175 --> 00:19:33,092 for young student citizen interns. 408 00:19:33,175 --> 00:19:36,009 Hello, girls. Oh. 409 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,759 Well, it's... you're too young to vote in this election, 410 00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:39,926 but you make sure to register 411 00:19:40,009 --> 00:19:41,342 the minute you hit puberty. 412 00:19:41,426 --> 00:19:43,217 Okay? Off you go. 413 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,592 Off you go. 414 00:19:48,509 --> 00:19:50,634 Hello, Kitty. 415 00:19:50,718 --> 00:19:52,676 That's not how you say it, Mo. 416 00:19:56,175 --> 00:19:58,050 Liam. 417 00:19:58,134 --> 00:20:00,092 Am I in some kind of trouble? 418 00:20:00,175 --> 00:20:02,300 No. We've been monitoring 419 00:20:02,384 --> 00:20:04,342 your test results during your first weeks here 420 00:20:04,426 --> 00:20:06,092 at Richard Milhous Nixon, 421 00:20:06,175 --> 00:20:08,759 and we don't think we placed you in the right grade. 422 00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:10,259 Am I getting held back? 423 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:11,467 That happens a lot in my family. 424 00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:15,175 No, we're moving you up. 425 00:20:15,259 --> 00:20:17,300 Let's try you in Mrs. Metzler's class this fall. 426 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,718 She teach third grade? 427 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,384 Uh, no. Sixth. 428 00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:23,300 Oh. 429 00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:36,009 Guys, guys, don't stare, 430 00:20:36,092 --> 00:20:39,092 but three women just walked into the bar. 431 00:20:39,175 --> 00:20:41,718 I said don't stare. 432 00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:43,843 V, look. 433 00:20:43,926 --> 00:20:46,509 Ladies! 434 00:20:46,592 --> 00:20:48,718 We're off the rapiest bar list. 435 00:20:48,801 --> 00:20:49,968 No shit? 436 00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:51,926 And there is a picture of you 437 00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:54,551 standing out front. 438 00:20:54,634 --> 00:20:56,634 - I look good. - Hell, yeah, you do. 439 00:20:57,884 --> 00:21:00,718 Oh, man, it's working! 440 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,843 Just sit anywhere you like, ladies. 441 00:21:02,926 --> 00:21:04,175 Thank you. 442 00:21:04,259 --> 00:21:06,175 She says we are now 443 00:21:06,259 --> 00:21:07,801 the most female friendly 444 00:21:07,884 --> 00:21:09,342 dive bar on the South Side. 445 00:21:09,426 --> 00:21:11,634 Boom. 446 00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:13,926 - C-can you... - I got it. 447 00:21:15,884 --> 00:21:17,801 You the, uh, Vagina Safe guy? 448 00:21:17,884 --> 00:21:20,384 Yes. 449 00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:21,801 I'm Bill Doyle. 450 00:21:21,884 --> 00:21:24,134 I own the Spread Eagle on 52nd. 451 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:25,718 Oh, yeah, I know the place. 452 00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:27,926 Uh, deep-fried pickles, right? 453 00:21:28,009 --> 00:21:29,342 So, um... 454 00:21:29,426 --> 00:21:32,134 I was number two on the rapey bar list. 455 00:21:32,217 --> 00:21:36,759 Then you got off it, so now I'm number one. 456 00:21:36,843 --> 00:21:38,467 Sorry to hear that, Bill. 457 00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:41,551 You already got women coming in. Wow. 458 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,009 How'd you turn it around? 459 00:21:44,092 --> 00:21:46,092 I had to take an honest inventory 460 00:21:46,175 --> 00:21:47,843 about how The Alibi was contributing 461 00:21:47,926 --> 00:21:49,467 to the oppression of women 462 00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:53,384 and help furthering the patriarchy. 463 00:21:53,467 --> 00:21:55,843 So maybe you could stop by the Eagle 464 00:21:55,926 --> 00:21:57,426 and give me a few pointers, 465 00:21:57,509 --> 00:21:59,050 you know? 466 00:21:59,134 --> 00:22:02,467 I mean, I'm willing to pay you for your time. 467 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,300 Have a seat, Bill. 468 00:22:11,426 --> 00:22:13,509 - Hey, Xan. - Hey, Renee. 469 00:22:13,592 --> 00:22:15,050 Hey. 470 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,801 How was school today? 471 00:22:16,884 --> 00:22:18,050 Same. 472 00:22:18,134 --> 00:22:20,884 Eh? 473 00:22:20,968 --> 00:22:24,050 Uh, your snacks are in the fridge. 474 00:22:30,509 --> 00:22:32,592 You gonna tell her about her mom? 475 00:22:32,676 --> 00:22:34,342 Why? 476 00:22:34,426 --> 00:22:37,426 Can't see myself giving her back to a junkie. 477 00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:41,467 Look, she'd be Dumpster diving, 478 00:22:41,551 --> 00:22:43,134 sleeping in a cardboard box. 479 00:22:43,217 --> 00:22:45,217 She's still her mom. 480 00:22:46,968 --> 00:22:48,718 Call DCFS. 481 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,092 They deal with this shit all the time. 482 00:22:51,175 --> 00:22:53,259 I know you're trying to be a good guy, 483 00:22:53,342 --> 00:22:56,509 but you should've called a long time ago. 484 00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,467 Come back tomorrow 485 00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:00,300 with an "I Voted" sticker, and you get free nachos. 486 00:23:00,384 --> 00:23:01,551 You're going to hell. 487 00:23:01,634 --> 00:23:02,843 It's the way of the world, Tyesha. 488 00:23:02,926 --> 00:23:04,509 Every vote can be bought. 489 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,509 Some votes are just cheaper than others. 490 00:23:06,592 --> 00:23:08,718 You don't think giving away nachos 491 00:23:08,801 --> 00:23:11,759 for the Hispanic guy is maybe a tiny bit racist? 492 00:23:11,843 --> 00:23:15,342 Ruiz is from Puerto Rico. Nachos are from Mexico. 493 00:23:15,426 --> 00:23:17,259 Hey, Jorge. 494 00:23:17,342 --> 00:23:19,592 - You registered to vote? - Yeah. 495 00:23:19,676 --> 00:23:21,300 You want to come in a little later tomorrow, 496 00:23:21,384 --> 00:23:22,634 have time to get your family and friends 497 00:23:22,718 --> 00:23:23,926 to the polls for Ruiz? 498 00:23:24,009 --> 00:23:25,426 I'm not voting for Ruiz. 499 00:23:25,509 --> 00:23:26,300 Hey. 500 00:23:26,384 --> 00:23:28,009 Some handsome Irish dude 501 00:23:28,092 --> 00:23:30,134 out here waiting for you. 502 00:23:30,217 --> 00:23:31,759 Hi. Is it 5:00 already? 503 00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:34,092 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, uh, we'll hit Pilsen. 504 00:23:34,175 --> 00:23:36,009 Then we'll go over to Logan Square. 505 00:23:36,092 --> 00:23:37,759 The son of an Irish socialist 506 00:23:37,843 --> 00:23:40,300 helping a capitalist convince the immigrant masses 507 00:23:40,384 --> 00:23:42,509 to vote against their own interests. 508 00:23:42,592 --> 00:23:44,718 James Connolly would be spinning in his grave. 509 00:23:44,801 --> 00:23:45,968 Who? 510 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,342 James Connolly. 511 00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:55,134 Hey, you're Ian, right? 512 00:23:55,217 --> 00:23:57,718 Gay Jesus. 513 00:23:57,801 --> 00:23:59,592 Yeah. 514 00:23:59,676 --> 00:24:01,384 Um... 515 00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:03,509 I've been watching your videos with my friends. 516 00:24:03,592 --> 00:24:07,175 Burning vans, the sermons... It's inspiring. 517 00:24:07,259 --> 00:24:09,300 Thanks. 518 00:24:09,384 --> 00:24:11,551 You really believe that's what Jesus was teaching? 519 00:24:11,634 --> 00:24:13,217 What, inclusion, love and acceptance for all? 520 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,551 Yeah, absolutely. 521 00:24:16,634 --> 00:24:19,801 You don't think God sees homosexual bestiality 522 00:24:19,884 --> 00:24:23,300 as a sinful perversion of His divine creation? 523 00:24:23,384 --> 00:24:24,509 What? 524 00:24:24,592 --> 00:24:26,467 Get him! 525 00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:32,467 Faggot! 526 00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:36,384 That way! That way! 527 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,384 - Come back, you bitch! - Get him! 528 00:25:15,718 --> 00:25:17,426 We'll get you next time! 529 00:25:17,509 --> 00:25:18,467 I know who you are, bitch! 530 00:25:41,884 --> 00:25:43,634 Hello, sir? Sorry to bother you. 531 00:25:43,718 --> 00:25:45,259 My name's Carl Gallagher. 532 00:25:45,342 --> 00:25:47,426 I'm hoping to go to West Point next year, 533 00:25:47,509 --> 00:25:49,092 but I've lost my killer instinct. 534 00:25:49,175 --> 00:25:50,926 Word is around the neighborhood 535 00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:53,009 you're a highly decorated haji-killing machine. 536 00:25:53,092 --> 00:25:54,718 I was hoping you can give me some pointers 537 00:25:54,801 --> 00:25:56,718 on how to get my homicidal mojo back. 538 00:27:12,801 --> 00:27:14,968 I just couldn't bring myself to do it. 539 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,843 When they look up at you with those big, sad eyes, 540 00:27:17,926 --> 00:27:20,342 you can see the life you're gonna be taking. 541 00:27:20,426 --> 00:27:21,884 Yeah, but that's dogs, kid. 542 00:27:23,884 --> 00:27:25,592 I mean, I couldn't kill a dog. 543 00:27:25,676 --> 00:27:28,175 Oh, we had this straggly little fucker 544 00:27:28,259 --> 00:27:30,175 following us around during my third tour 545 00:27:30,259 --> 00:27:31,926 in Kandahar. 546 00:27:32,009 --> 00:27:34,009 Fleas jumping off of him. 547 00:27:34,092 --> 00:27:36,926 Smelled like an Iraqi shithouse. 548 00:27:37,009 --> 00:27:39,926 I loved that little pooch. 549 00:27:40,009 --> 00:27:42,676 Ah, I couldn't kill a dog. 550 00:27:42,759 --> 00:27:44,759 But hajis? 551 00:27:44,843 --> 00:27:46,509 Oh, you bet ya. 552 00:27:48,175 --> 00:27:49,884 See these? 553 00:27:52,342 --> 00:27:54,801 Confirmed kills. 554 00:27:54,884 --> 00:27:57,259 I promise you, first one is the toughest. 555 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,551 After that... 556 00:27:58,634 --> 00:28:01,426 it's a hot knife through butter. 557 00:28:01,509 --> 00:28:03,050 You know who kills dogs? 558 00:28:03,134 --> 00:28:05,217 Hajis. 559 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,551 Yeah, they eat 'em, too, okay? 560 00:28:07,634 --> 00:28:10,217 You think about that when you're killing them. 561 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:12,801 Okay, they eat your dogs. 562 00:28:12,884 --> 00:28:14,759 And if dogs don't work for you, 563 00:28:14,843 --> 00:28:16,718 then you imagine they want to kill 564 00:28:16,801 --> 00:28:18,217 your sister or your buddy, 565 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:20,801 and you imagine that that man 566 00:28:20,884 --> 00:28:23,217 at the receiving end of your burst of automatic weapon fire 567 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:24,467 wants to kill your mother. 568 00:28:24,551 --> 00:28:25,718 My mother's dead, sir. 569 00:28:25,801 --> 00:28:27,676 And guess who killed her. 570 00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:30,843 That fucker you just shot in the face with your M4. 571 00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:33,342 Well, I guess I took the West Point recommendation 572 00:28:33,426 --> 00:28:35,426 from a kid who had the spot on it before, 573 00:28:35,509 --> 00:28:36,759 pissed him off, and... 574 00:28:36,843 --> 00:28:39,467 he came over and challenged me to a duel. 575 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,884 Whoever lives gets to go. 576 00:28:40,968 --> 00:28:43,759 Yeah, that's typical officer bullshit. 577 00:28:43,843 --> 00:28:45,592 Joker have soft hands? 578 00:28:45,676 --> 00:28:47,467 I didn't feel his hands. 579 00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:49,509 This might be just the chance you need 580 00:28:49,592 --> 00:28:51,259 to get your kill-feet wet. 581 00:28:51,342 --> 00:28:52,884 I mean, he challenged you, 582 00:28:52,968 --> 00:28:53,884 so you get to pick the weapons, right? 583 00:28:53,968 --> 00:28:56,342 - Mm-hmm. - Good. 584 00:28:56,426 --> 00:28:58,009 Pick rifles... 585 00:28:58,092 --> 00:29:00,884 and then shoot the bastard in the fucking face. 586 00:29:05,926 --> 00:29:07,676 Hi, I'm with Mo White. 587 00:29:07,759 --> 00:29:09,259 We're hoping you'll make a contribution 588 00:29:09,342 --> 00:29:11,384 to help keep the... 589 00:29:11,467 --> 00:29:12,968 Hi, I'm Mo White. 590 00:29:13,050 --> 00:29:14,092 I'm running for C... 591 00:29:14,175 --> 00:29:15,759 Hi, I'm Mo... 592 00:29:15,843 --> 00:29:18,467 Hi, there. Is your mother home? 593 00:29:18,551 --> 00:29:20,050 Hi, I'm with Mo... 594 00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,551 Hi, I'm Mo White. 595 00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,259 Hi, I'm Mo W... 596 00:29:32,718 --> 00:29:36,759 Hey, what do you say we find a spot to knock back a few, 597 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:40,092 then look for more promising Mo White territory? 598 00:29:40,175 --> 00:29:42,467 Maybe that titty bar on Keller, 599 00:29:42,551 --> 00:29:46,217 the one with the Confederate battle flags? 600 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:48,217 Yeah, it felt good, telling the truth, 601 00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:50,217 letting people know what I really think. 602 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:53,509 Doesn't happen much in politics. 603 00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:56,259 You know, I wasn't expecting to actually win, 604 00:29:56,342 --> 00:29:58,551 but single digits... 605 00:29:58,634 --> 00:29:59,801 My old friends in Congress 606 00:29:59,884 --> 00:30:01,634 would be laughing their asses off. 607 00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:03,926 It's all the illegals who can vote now. 608 00:30:04,009 --> 00:30:06,175 Otherwise, you'd be winning for sure. 609 00:30:06,259 --> 00:30:07,926 I guess. 610 00:30:08,009 --> 00:30:09,968 What were you hoping for? 611 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:11,551 20%, 22%. 612 00:30:11,634 --> 00:30:13,843 Maybe force a runoff. 613 00:30:13,926 --> 00:30:15,426 A runoff? 614 00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:17,092 Yeah, a few extra weeks 615 00:30:17,175 --> 00:30:19,592 to make my case to the voters. 616 00:30:19,676 --> 00:30:21,843 Ah, fuck it. 617 00:30:21,926 --> 00:30:23,926 I'm gonna go over to Chuck E. Cheese, 618 00:30:24,009 --> 00:30:26,342 watch the girls jump into the foam pit. 619 00:30:27,968 --> 00:30:30,342 Thanks, Frank. 620 00:30:30,426 --> 00:30:31,300 For what? 621 00:30:31,384 --> 00:30:34,300 For believing. 622 00:30:40,175 --> 00:30:43,092 Hi. A vote for Ruiz is a vote for the future. 623 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,676 Gracias. 624 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,134 Hi. Election's tomorrow. 625 00:30:46,217 --> 00:30:48,718 - Don't forget to vote. - Thanks. 626 00:30:48,801 --> 00:30:50,759 Why all this sudden passion for Ruiz? 627 00:30:50,843 --> 00:30:52,968 Wyman always seems to be on the right side of things. 628 00:30:53,050 --> 00:30:55,217 Wyman supported Lift the Ban. 629 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,217 Lift the Ban? 630 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:57,884 Election day is tomor... 631 00:30:57,968 --> 00:30:59,968 Yeah, rent control. She's for it. 632 00:31:00,050 --> 00:31:03,342 Ah. And Ruiz opposes it? 633 00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,134 He's a businessman. He gets it. 634 00:31:05,217 --> 00:31:07,509 Rents are getting pretty high. 635 00:31:07,592 --> 00:31:09,009 So are property taxes 636 00:31:09,092 --> 00:31:11,467 and utility costs for apartment owners. 637 00:31:11,551 --> 00:31:15,050 Working people need somewhere affordable to live as well. 638 00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:17,175 Yeah, and the city should build them some. 639 00:31:17,259 --> 00:31:18,843 There's lots of weed-filled lots 640 00:31:18,926 --> 00:31:20,968 all around here to build low-income housing 641 00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:22,551 without sticking apartment owners like me 642 00:31:22,634 --> 00:31:26,217 with more regulations and bureaucracy. 643 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:27,384 What? 644 00:31:27,467 --> 00:31:28,676 Nothing. 645 00:31:28,759 --> 00:31:30,592 No, go on. Say it. 646 00:31:30,676 --> 00:31:31,801 Don't think that I'd better. 647 00:31:31,884 --> 00:31:33,384 What, that... 648 00:31:33,467 --> 00:31:35,801 That I'm a traitor to my class? 649 00:31:35,884 --> 00:31:37,342 That rent control is there to protect 650 00:31:37,426 --> 00:31:39,509 people like me and my family, poor people? 651 00:31:39,592 --> 00:31:40,843 Something like that, yeah. 652 00:31:40,926 --> 00:31:42,676 I've worked my ass off every single day 653 00:31:42,759 --> 00:31:44,009 since I'm ten years old 654 00:31:44,092 --> 00:31:45,968 to get a little something for myself, 655 00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:48,342 and now the city wants to tell me 656 00:31:48,426 --> 00:31:50,217 how much rent I should charge? 657 00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:51,926 Why? 658 00:31:52,009 --> 00:31:54,843 So that deadbeats like Frank can leech off disability 659 00:31:54,926 --> 00:31:56,592 and live in my rent-controlled apartments 660 00:31:56,676 --> 00:31:59,134 while I can barely keep up with rising costs? 661 00:32:03,217 --> 00:32:05,259 Is that why you didn't want to say anything? 662 00:32:05,342 --> 00:32:07,384 Pretty much, yeah. 663 00:32:11,509 --> 00:32:14,259 You get all your homework done? 664 00:32:14,342 --> 00:32:15,509 Yeah? 665 00:32:36,092 --> 00:32:38,342 Do you want to stay with me here? 666 00:32:40,509 --> 00:32:43,426 If your mom doesn't come back? 667 00:32:43,509 --> 00:32:44,676 Forever? 668 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,884 Yeah, that'd be good. 669 00:33:24,592 --> 00:33:25,801 Hey. 670 00:33:25,884 --> 00:33:27,718 Hey. 671 00:33:27,801 --> 00:33:29,467 You all right? 672 00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:31,134 Not really. 673 00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:32,801 Think I might have pulled a hamstring. 674 00:33:32,884 --> 00:33:33,801 Yeah? How? 675 00:33:33,884 --> 00:33:36,175 Running from homophobes. 676 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:42,718 I guess there's nothing new about that, right? 677 00:33:50,217 --> 00:33:53,926 Think you could do hard time? 678 00:33:54,009 --> 00:33:55,718 What, in prison? 679 00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:57,426 Uh... 680 00:33:57,509 --> 00:34:00,217 Rather not. 681 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,884 Gay Jesus kids don't want me to cop a plea. 682 00:34:02,968 --> 00:34:05,384 Want me to take it to trial, 683 00:34:05,467 --> 00:34:08,926 get as much publicity for the cause as I can. 684 00:34:09,009 --> 00:34:11,426 Yeah, and what's your lawyer say? 685 00:34:11,509 --> 00:34:15,467 Could be looking at 10 to 15 if I don't take a deal. 686 00:34:26,092 --> 00:34:29,134 You, uh, hearing Shim again? 687 00:34:31,801 --> 00:34:34,759 Sometimes. 688 00:34:34,843 --> 00:34:37,175 Well... 689 00:34:37,259 --> 00:34:39,300 What's Shim think? 690 00:34:41,509 --> 00:34:43,300 Unclear. 691 00:34:47,634 --> 00:34:49,718 Xan's mom showed up today. 692 00:34:51,759 --> 00:34:55,551 She's a junkie... 693 00:34:55,634 --> 00:34:57,009 hooking. 694 00:34:59,050 --> 00:35:00,759 What are you gonna do? 695 00:35:04,467 --> 00:35:06,342 I don't know. 696 00:35:11,134 --> 00:35:12,801 Maybe you should try asking Shim. 697 00:35:15,634 --> 00:35:17,342 Yeah, maybe. 698 00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:21,884 You know, I just realized 699 00:35:21,968 --> 00:35:23,259 I never really established 700 00:35:23,342 --> 00:35:25,384 any clear boundaries with Sara, you know? 701 00:35:25,467 --> 00:35:26,634 Mm. 702 00:35:26,718 --> 00:35:28,551 You know, she was the last person 703 00:35:28,634 --> 00:35:30,259 I ever let go down on me. 704 00:35:30,342 --> 00:35:32,634 - Really? - Yeah. It's a trust thing. 705 00:35:32,718 --> 00:35:34,551 We were engaged. 706 00:35:34,634 --> 00:35:37,217 We had already picked out the names of our first three kids. 707 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,259 We already reserved our burial plots. 708 00:35:39,342 --> 00:35:42,134 - You were engaged? - Yeah, twice. 709 00:35:42,217 --> 00:35:44,050 You ever think about getting married? 710 00:35:44,134 --> 00:35:46,592 Yeah, lots of times. 711 00:35:46,676 --> 00:35:47,634 Mm-hmm. 712 00:35:47,718 --> 00:35:50,259 There was Matty and Derek, 713 00:35:50,342 --> 00:35:52,175 Franny's dad, 714 00:35:52,259 --> 00:35:56,050 and Neil, but that was just kind of for the cash. 715 00:35:56,134 --> 00:35:58,884 I thought it would be weird having sex without penises, 716 00:35:58,968 --> 00:36:00,801 but it's not that bad. 717 00:36:00,884 --> 00:36:02,926 There's also other things we get to do, too, 718 00:36:03,009 --> 00:36:03,843 that are pretty good. 719 00:36:03,926 --> 00:36:05,634 It's not so messy. 720 00:36:05,718 --> 00:36:08,050 We don't have to worry about birth control... 721 00:36:08,134 --> 00:36:10,134 I mean, Matty did have a really big dick, 722 00:36:10,217 --> 00:36:11,884 which was super great and everything, 723 00:36:11,968 --> 00:36:13,592 and Derek really knew what he was doing 724 00:36:13,676 --> 00:36:15,426 and had such a good body. 725 00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:19,175 I don't know. 726 00:36:19,259 --> 00:36:22,634 Having sex with a girl is like... 727 00:36:22,718 --> 00:36:24,718 It's kind of like having sex with yourself. 728 00:36:24,801 --> 00:36:27,009 You know? 729 00:36:38,426 --> 00:36:40,759 Down! 730 00:36:40,843 --> 00:36:41,843 Down, Adolf! 731 00:36:41,926 --> 00:36:43,634 Down! 732 00:36:45,134 --> 00:36:47,092 Jesus! 733 00:36:47,175 --> 00:36:49,884 What the fuck you want? 734 00:36:49,968 --> 00:36:51,467 I heard you got out, Milkovich. 735 00:36:51,551 --> 00:36:52,968 Couple weeks. 736 00:36:53,050 --> 00:36:55,134 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Why? 737 00:36:55,217 --> 00:36:58,551 Want to help a good man save the South Side? 738 00:36:58,634 --> 00:37:00,134 You paying? 739 00:37:02,175 --> 00:37:03,634 Yeah. 740 00:37:15,592 --> 00:37:17,551 Oh. 741 00:37:17,634 --> 00:37:19,300 What, you headed to church, Frank? 742 00:37:19,384 --> 00:37:20,426 Got to head out early, 743 00:37:20,509 --> 00:37:21,801 convince the Mo voters 744 00:37:21,884 --> 00:37:23,300 to get to the polls. 745 00:37:23,384 --> 00:37:24,592 Mo voters. 746 00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,384 What, is there a branch of the Klan 747 00:37:26,467 --> 00:37:28,092 somewhere around here? 748 00:37:28,175 --> 00:37:30,676 God-fearing European-American patriots 749 00:37:30,759 --> 00:37:32,676 are everywhere, son. 750 00:37:32,759 --> 00:37:34,509 Carl, you gonna vote? 751 00:37:34,592 --> 00:37:37,050 - Too young. - Ian? 752 00:37:37,134 --> 00:37:38,551 Doubt it. What's the point? 753 00:37:38,634 --> 00:37:39,843 Lip? 754 00:37:39,926 --> 00:37:43,217 Not registered. 755 00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:46,384 How are we ever gonna effect real change in this country 756 00:37:46,467 --> 00:37:49,009 if our young citizens refuse to participate? 757 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:50,801 Now, you do know it's illegal 758 00:37:50,884 --> 00:37:52,217 to ask for campaign contributions 759 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,843 after you lose an election, right? 760 00:37:53,926 --> 00:37:57,175 Well, you never know. Could force a runoff. 761 00:38:11,718 --> 00:38:13,843 You're up early. 762 00:38:13,926 --> 00:38:15,759 Wanted to vote before work. 763 00:38:15,843 --> 00:38:16,801 You can vote? 764 00:38:16,884 --> 00:38:19,300 Yes. I'm a citizen. 765 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,009 Eight years. 766 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,592 Who'd you vote for? 767 00:38:25,676 --> 00:38:28,801 Wouldn't you like to know? 768 00:38:28,884 --> 00:38:30,801 Wyman? 769 00:38:32,426 --> 00:38:34,592 Mo? 770 00:38:34,676 --> 00:38:37,217 Eh, definitely not Mo. 771 00:38:41,968 --> 00:38:44,592 There's bacon and half an omelet in the oven. 772 00:38:44,676 --> 00:38:46,175 See you later. 773 00:38:50,092 --> 00:38:51,426 Hi. Good morning. 774 00:38:52,926 --> 00:38:55,300 Uh, is it my turn to pick breakfast today? 775 00:38:55,384 --> 00:38:57,175 I could make us some eggs. 776 00:38:57,259 --> 00:38:59,300 Uh, no. Actually, I kin... um... 777 00:38:59,384 --> 00:39:01,384 I kind of got to get to work, so... 778 00:39:01,467 --> 00:39:02,384 Oh. 779 00:39:11,467 --> 00:39:13,217 Bye. 780 00:39:31,342 --> 00:39:33,467 Think I could kill a man, Jasper? 781 00:39:33,551 --> 00:39:36,676 Think I could do it? Shoot him in the face? 782 00:39:36,759 --> 00:39:39,592 Watch his brains blow out the back of his head 783 00:39:39,676 --> 00:39:42,384 as the life slowly drains from his eyes 784 00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:45,843 and his blood puddles at my feet? 785 00:40:05,509 --> 00:40:07,467 Okay, just sort of spread out, casual. 786 00:40:07,551 --> 00:40:09,009 Easy, casual. 787 00:40:09,092 --> 00:40:10,718 Put the chain away. Thank you. 788 00:40:10,801 --> 00:40:12,592 Okay. 789 00:40:14,926 --> 00:40:17,175 Okay, half now, 790 00:40:17,259 --> 00:40:18,926 half when the polls close. 791 00:40:19,009 --> 00:40:21,509 No violence, no verbal threats. 792 00:40:21,592 --> 00:40:22,551 Just act scary. 793 00:40:22,634 --> 00:40:25,217 Got it. 794 00:40:40,676 --> 00:40:42,300 What the hell do you think you're doing? 795 00:40:42,384 --> 00:40:44,175 You can't be out here. 796 00:40:44,259 --> 00:40:46,551 Those shirts are advocating for a candidate. 797 00:40:46,634 --> 00:40:48,718 No, no, these proud men and women 798 00:40:48,801 --> 00:40:51,509 of European extraction are just exercising their right 799 00:40:51,592 --> 00:40:53,592 to free expression... 800 00:40:53,676 --> 00:40:55,592 and comfortable warm-weather outerwear. 801 00:40:55,676 --> 00:40:58,259 No electioneering outside of polling places. 802 00:40:58,342 --> 00:41:00,217 I'm waiting for my mother to get out of Mass 803 00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:01,509 so we can vote together. 804 00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,551 I'm waiting for my sister. 805 00:41:25,759 --> 00:41:27,634 Hey, I didn't see you come in. 806 00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:29,175 Oh, I came in the back. 807 00:41:29,259 --> 00:41:30,718 All the applause and hugging 808 00:41:30,801 --> 00:41:34,092 when I come in the front is kind of... weird. 809 00:41:34,175 --> 00:41:35,968 What is this? 810 00:41:36,050 --> 00:41:39,384 Oh, just a couple of the arty kids are... 811 00:41:39,467 --> 00:41:43,134 working up a few ideas for if you do end up in prison. 812 00:41:46,592 --> 00:41:49,634 Couple assholes in a van chased me last night. 813 00:41:49,718 --> 00:41:51,551 Apparently, they're not very big fans 814 00:41:51,634 --> 00:41:53,801 of my interpretations of Biblical verse. 815 00:41:53,884 --> 00:41:55,509 Fuckers. 816 00:41:55,592 --> 00:41:58,342 I'll get you a couple of Lesbian League bodyguards. 817 00:41:58,426 --> 00:42:01,384 They'd love nothing more than a chance to stomp homophobes. 818 00:42:06,801 --> 00:42:09,092 Think any of this is gonna end up making a difference? 819 00:42:10,926 --> 00:42:12,426 Ian, you've given thousands 820 00:42:12,509 --> 00:42:14,634 of gay and lesbian teenagers a voice. 821 00:42:14,718 --> 00:42:17,551 You've inspired us to stand up and fight for ourselves. 822 00:42:17,634 --> 00:42:19,426 You know what I was thinking 823 00:42:19,509 --> 00:42:21,843 when I was running away from those bastards? 824 00:42:21,926 --> 00:42:24,676 It's been 2,000 years since Jesus died on the cross, 825 00:42:24,759 --> 00:42:26,676 and I'm still running for my life down an alley 826 00:42:26,759 --> 00:42:28,926 'cause I fall in love with men instead of women. 827 00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:33,259 Yeah. 828 00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:35,884 Just got a 911 from Antifa. 829 00:42:35,968 --> 00:42:37,467 Bunch of Nazis are keeping people 830 00:42:37,551 --> 00:42:40,259 from voting at an elementary school. 831 00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:44,175 Jeez, what's with the suit? 832 00:42:44,259 --> 00:42:46,259 We have a new consulting business... 833 00:42:46,342 --> 00:42:47,676 Vagina Safe. 834 00:42:47,759 --> 00:42:49,634 It's Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval, 835 00:42:49,718 --> 00:42:51,092 but for not being rapey. 836 00:42:51,175 --> 00:42:52,968 We're doing an inspection. 837 00:42:53,050 --> 00:42:55,843 We check out bars and make sure that they're safe for women. 838 00:42:55,926 --> 00:42:58,592 Mm, definitely not gonna be safe wearing that outfit. 839 00:42:58,676 --> 00:43:00,175 You see, that's exactly what we're talking about, Tommy. 840 00:43:00,259 --> 00:43:02,009 A woman should feel free 841 00:43:02,092 --> 00:43:04,718 to dress however slutty she wants, whenever. 842 00:43:04,801 --> 00:43:06,676 - "Slutty"? - No, baby, not you. 843 00:43:06,759 --> 00:43:08,884 You know, other women who are slutty. 844 00:43:08,968 --> 00:43:11,300 We award the bars one, two, or three vaginas 845 00:43:11,384 --> 00:43:12,884 after our inspection. 846 00:43:12,968 --> 00:43:16,384 - Three vaginas are the safest. - What is that? 847 00:43:16,467 --> 00:43:18,634 Spy camera. Cool, huh? 848 00:43:18,718 --> 00:43:21,634 What's up with you? You okay? 849 00:43:21,718 --> 00:43:23,968 Well, I'm heading over to vote, but... 850 00:43:24,050 --> 00:43:26,467 Ford got in my head, and now I'm not sure I'm doing 851 00:43:26,551 --> 00:43:28,759 the right thing voting for Ruiz. 852 00:43:28,843 --> 00:43:31,175 You're definitely not doing the right thing. 853 00:43:31,259 --> 00:43:33,926 Why does everyone think I'm supposed to vote for Wyman? 854 00:43:34,009 --> 00:43:35,300 Just 'cause she's a woman? 855 00:43:35,384 --> 00:43:37,592 Ruiz is a successful businessman. 856 00:43:37,676 --> 00:43:39,759 He knows how to get things done. 857 00:43:39,843 --> 00:43:41,634 That "successful businessmen in Washington" shit's 858 00:43:41,718 --> 00:43:44,509 not working too well for us right now. 859 00:43:44,592 --> 00:43:46,426 So not voting for Wyman makes me 860 00:43:46,509 --> 00:43:47,968 a racist and a hypocrite? 861 00:43:48,050 --> 00:43:51,592 If the tiny glove fits... 862 00:43:51,676 --> 00:43:52,926 We got to go pretty soon, baby. 863 00:43:53,009 --> 00:43:54,759 Bye, Fi. 864 00:43:56,259 --> 00:43:59,092 You're drinking a beer in the middle of the day. 865 00:43:59,175 --> 00:44:01,092 It might be a clue as to whether you're making 866 00:44:01,175 --> 00:44:02,509 the right decision or not. 867 00:44:06,175 --> 00:44:07,217 Bye, girl. 868 00:44:42,217 --> 00:44:43,884 How much you get? 869 00:44:43,968 --> 00:44:45,968 Twelve. 870 00:44:46,050 --> 00:44:48,009 You know, he's probably gonna wreck that bike 871 00:44:48,092 --> 00:44:49,134 within a week. 872 00:44:49,217 --> 00:44:50,426 Yeah. 873 00:44:50,509 --> 00:44:52,259 You may even get a chance 874 00:44:52,342 --> 00:44:54,217 to rebuild it again if he lives. 875 00:45:08,926 --> 00:45:11,300 Hey, Frank. What the fuck is going on here? 876 00:45:11,384 --> 00:45:12,718 What? 877 00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:22,676 Who are these ninja motherfuckers? 878 00:45:28,259 --> 00:45:31,592 Shit. Are those women? 879 00:45:33,968 --> 00:45:37,300 Fuck you! 880 00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:48,134 You did this? 881 00:45:53,092 --> 00:45:54,634 Hey! 882 00:46:22,009 --> 00:46:23,634 Hey. 883 00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:27,634 Hi. 884 00:46:29,551 --> 00:46:32,300 Did I do something wrong? 885 00:46:34,843 --> 00:46:37,259 - I can't do this again. - Do what? 886 00:46:37,342 --> 00:46:39,092 It's just... It's too many triggers, 887 00:46:39,175 --> 00:46:41,050 - and it just... - Triggers? 888 00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:43,551 Falling in love with a straight girl, it's too painful. 889 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:46,426 Oh, Alex, I'm gay. 890 00:46:46,509 --> 00:46:50,134 You've been gay what, two days? 891 00:46:50,217 --> 00:46:52,592 I always do this. I always do this. 892 00:46:52,676 --> 00:46:55,926 I promised myself I wouldn't do it again, and... 893 00:46:56,009 --> 00:46:57,426 What... what if I am gay? 894 00:46:57,509 --> 00:46:59,342 See, you're not even sure. 895 00:46:59,426 --> 00:47:01,009 You don't know if you're in love with me 896 00:47:01,092 --> 00:47:02,592 or you just hate men. 897 00:47:02,676 --> 00:47:06,259 Can't I be in love with you and hate men, too? 898 00:47:06,342 --> 00:47:07,342 Please go. 899 00:47:07,426 --> 00:47:09,050 Just go. 900 00:47:30,259 --> 00:47:31,926 You choose. 901 00:47:43,092 --> 00:47:45,718 We count off 20 paces, turn, and shoot. 902 00:47:45,801 --> 00:47:47,426 Okay. 903 00:47:50,801 --> 00:47:52,801 Uh, back to back. 904 00:47:52,884 --> 00:47:54,259 Saw it in a movie. 905 00:47:59,384 --> 00:48:02,592 One, two, three, four, 906 00:48:02,676 --> 00:48:05,551 five, six, seven, eight, 907 00:48:05,634 --> 00:48:07,217 nine, ten, 908 00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:08,801 11, 12, 909 00:48:08,884 --> 00:48:12,050 13, 14, 15, 16, 910 00:48:12,134 --> 00:48:15,050 17, 18, 19, 20. 911 00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:34,050 What the hell did you do that for? 912 00:48:34,134 --> 00:48:36,426 I don't want to go to West Point! 913 00:48:36,509 --> 00:48:38,634 - Fucking kid... - It's my dad! 914 00:48:40,467 --> 00:48:42,217 I want to go to Sarah Lawrence and be a poet. 915 00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:43,759 What? 916 00:48:43,843 --> 00:48:46,509 Hey, hey, hey... 917 00:48:46,592 --> 00:48:47,926 Oh, I'm a... I'm a cripple now. 918 00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:49,384 I don't have to go into the military. 919 00:48:49,467 --> 00:48:51,134 Yeah, I don't know if it works like that. 920 00:48:51,217 --> 00:48:54,009 It's a flesh wound. Probably heal up pretty quick. 921 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:57,509 Shit! 922 00:48:57,592 --> 00:48:58,968 Shit! Shoot me. 923 00:48:59,050 --> 00:49:01,509 - What? - Yeah, through the bone. 924 00:49:01,592 --> 00:49:03,968 All right, I'll have a limp. Great poets have limps. 925 00:49:04,050 --> 00:49:05,843 No fucking way. 926 00:49:05,926 --> 00:49:09,718 "I wander, lonely as a cloud 927 00:49:09,801 --> 00:49:11,718 that floats on high o'er vale and hills, 928 00:49:11,801 --> 00:49:12,968 when all at once, 929 00:49:13,050 --> 00:49:14,759 I see a crowd, a host, 930 00:49:14,843 --> 00:49:16,843 of golden daffodils..." 931 00:49:16,926 --> 00:49:18,884 Jesus, knock off that golden daffodils shit. 932 00:49:18,968 --> 00:49:20,843 "Besides the lake beneath the trees, 933 00:49:20,926 --> 00:49:22,843 fluttering, dancing in the breeze, 934 00:49:22,926 --> 00:49:24,634 continuous as the stars 935 00:49:24,718 --> 00:49:26,384 that shine and twinkle in the"... 936 00:49:26,467 --> 00:49:28,300 Oh! 937 00:49:28,384 --> 00:49:29,634 Fuck! 938 00:49:29,718 --> 00:49:31,300 Fuck! Thank you. 939 00:49:33,634 --> 00:49:36,009 Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh, one was enough. 940 00:49:36,092 --> 00:49:38,009 I'm good. 941 00:49:42,217 --> 00:49:43,551 Ah, hey. 942 00:49:43,634 --> 00:49:45,300 Hey, thanks, man. 943 00:49:45,384 --> 00:49:47,217 Dude, kill it at West Point! 944 00:50:02,134 --> 00:50:03,467 What happened to your hand? 945 00:50:04,676 --> 00:50:08,426 I was in a riot outside an elementary school. 946 00:50:08,509 --> 00:50:10,551 A riot? 947 00:50:10,634 --> 00:50:12,676 It was Frank. Don't ask. 948 00:50:20,968 --> 00:50:22,551 I voted for Wyman. 949 00:50:25,426 --> 00:50:27,926 Good. 950 00:50:28,009 --> 00:50:31,050 So I'm not a traitor to my class. 951 00:50:31,134 --> 00:50:32,634 No, I never said that you were. 952 00:50:32,718 --> 00:50:35,009 You thought so. 953 00:50:43,134 --> 00:50:44,384 What's going on? 954 00:50:44,467 --> 00:50:45,551 I'm moving back home. 955 00:50:45,634 --> 00:50:46,884 You moved out? 956 00:50:46,968 --> 00:50:49,718 Alex and I broke up. 957 00:50:49,801 --> 00:50:51,592 Who's Alex? 958 00:50:51,676 --> 00:50:52,509 Shut up, Lip! 959 00:50:52,592 --> 00:50:53,759 Shut up! 960 00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:04,509 Hey, um, are you gonna be all right hanging here 961 00:51:04,592 --> 00:51:06,217 if I have to go out for a while? 962 00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:07,801 Where are you going? 963 00:51:07,884 --> 00:51:10,467 I'll be back, all right? Just do your homework. 964 00:51:12,592 --> 00:51:15,676 Those hairy-armpit Rastas are tougher than they look. 965 00:51:18,426 --> 00:51:21,092 Hey. Fought the good fight, Mo. 966 00:51:21,175 --> 00:51:23,050 You got nothing to be ashamed of. 967 00:51:28,259 --> 00:51:29,759 In a shocking development 968 00:51:29,843 --> 00:51:31,759 on the South Side, and with all 969 00:51:31,843 --> 00:51:33,384 polling locations now reporting, 970 00:51:33,467 --> 00:51:36,509 Maurice "Mo" White is the surprise victor... 971 00:51:36,592 --> 00:51:39,009 - Holy shit, Mo. - Collecting just over 52% 972 00:51:39,092 --> 00:51:40,634 of the votes cast. 973 00:51:40,718 --> 00:51:42,592 - Mo White... - You won. 974 00:51:42,676 --> 00:51:44,509 Pollsters admit that estimates were likely skewed 975 00:51:44,592 --> 00:51:46,509 due to the reluctance of most voters 976 00:51:46,592 --> 00:51:49,050 to admit they're actually bigots. 977 00:51:49,134 --> 00:51:52,217 You're a congressman again. What are you gonna do? 978 00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:53,884 - Mo White! - Huh. 979 00:51:53,968 --> 00:51:56,592 - Mo White! Mo White! - Absolutely nothing. 980 00:51:56,676 --> 00:51:58,509 That's the beauty of being in Congress. 981 00:51:58,592 --> 00:52:01,009 You don't have to do a goddamn thing. 982 00:52:04,509 --> 00:52:05,592 Where shocked supporters 983 00:52:05,676 --> 00:52:07,300 can't believe the results 984 00:52:07,384 --> 00:52:09,718 and are already calling for a recount. 985 00:52:09,801 --> 00:52:11,342 Wyman collected only 20... 986 00:52:22,843 --> 00:52:25,467 What the fuck do you want? 987 00:52:25,551 --> 00:52:27,718 Ten grand. 988 00:52:34,926 --> 00:52:36,509 I give you ten grand, 989 00:52:36,592 --> 00:52:39,509 and you agree to stay away from Xan. 990 00:52:39,592 --> 00:52:42,050 You have to sign some papers. 991 00:52:48,926 --> 00:52:51,759 What kind of papers? 992 00:52:51,843 --> 00:52:55,509 You'd relinquish your parental rights... 993 00:52:55,592 --> 00:52:58,676 and make me Xan's legal guardian. 994 00:53:04,759 --> 00:53:06,259 Ten grand. 995 00:53:08,884 --> 00:53:10,592 Take it or leave it. 996 00:53:16,884 --> 00:53:20,092 Can I see the papers? 997 00:53:28,384 --> 00:53:30,968 You'd have to sign it in front of a notary... 998 00:53:31,050 --> 00:53:32,467 to make it legal. 999 00:53:32,551 --> 00:53:34,843 We can go in the morning. 1000 00:53:37,634 --> 00:53:39,676 Mom? 1001 00:53:44,801 --> 00:53:47,384 I knew you'd come back for me! 1002 00:53:51,134 --> 00:53:53,467 It's so good to see you. 1003 00:54:54,467 --> 00:54:55,718 Congressman Mo White 1004 00:54:55,801 --> 00:54:57,175 was sworn into office 1005 00:54:57,259 --> 00:54:59,050 on Capitol Hill today. 1006 00:54:59,134 --> 00:55:01,426 The surprise winner won a hard-fought campaign 1007 00:55:01,509 --> 00:55:04,217 against Isaac Ruiz and Eleanor Wyman, 1008 00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:06,926 capturing 52% of the vote. 1009 00:55:07,009 --> 00:55:08,217 Not long ago... 1010 00:55:08,300 --> 00:55:10,175 I didn't know Mo had a family. 1011 00:55:10,259 --> 00:55:11,050 He campaigned relentlessly... 1012 00:55:11,134 --> 00:55:13,009 He doesn't. 1013 00:55:13,092 --> 00:55:14,634 And it definitely paid off. 68944

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