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Budapest.
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The next stop's Budapest.
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Budapest is the next stop.
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Budapest.
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Tickets, ladies.
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Here you go.
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- Here's mine.
- And mine.
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- Mine, too!
- Here you go!
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Thank you, young man.
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Man, I hate wearing disguises.
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These heels are killing me.
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Okay, take it down a notch.
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We don't want to alarm the humans.
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Dram.
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I'm about to und freak out!
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You're a nice kitty.
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I'm und kitty-cat.
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No, not this clown again.
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Good evening, travelers.
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I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing.
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Yes. One of the Van Helsings.
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For centuries, my family
has protected humanity
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from the evils of monsters.
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So you can believe me when I tell you,
there are monsters hiding amongst you!
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But fear not,
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for I am a professional,
and I know how to flush out
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these beasts
and bring them into the light!
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Fire bad!
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SOFT)',
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Finally! First I kill Dracula,
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and then the rest of the monsters!
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Why do you keep doing this?
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Your dad, your grandfather,
your great-great-granny...
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I defeated them all.
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When will you Van Helsings ever
learn to let go of the hate?
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Never! Because you, monster, are a...
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What? A mouse?
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You can't run from me,
Prince of Darkness!
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I will hunt you for all eternity!
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I swear I will never rest
until I destroy you...
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And...
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Every...
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Other...
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Monster...
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If ifs the last thing...
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'---
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Even“
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Do!
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Boy, that guy is annoying.
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Maybe one day there will be a place
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where monsters can go
to get away from it all,
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take a vacation.
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Who knows, maybe even get married.
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Wouldn't that be something?
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It's okay.
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When is this thing starting?
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You made them cry, Wayne.
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All except this little one.
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That's Sunny. She doesn't cry.
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She bites.
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This is a very special moment, Carl.
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Any second, your beautiful bride
is going to walk right down the aisle.
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No, Drac, she's not coming.
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Don't worry.
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Mavis is with her.
I'm sure everything is under control.
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Mavey, is everything under control?
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Yep, just a slight case
of pre-wedding jitters.
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Yep, everything is fine here.
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Please try to relax, Lucy.
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I've taken care of everything.
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The wedding is going to be perfect.
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It's not that.
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Just, how do I know
I'm doing the right thing?
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I know just how you feel.
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The day I married Johnny was
the best day of my life,
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bu“ was so nervous.
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Not as nervous as I was.
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And you should have seen my dad.
He was a mess.
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I wouldn't get out
of my coffin that night.
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But he knew it was meant to be.
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It doesn't matter where you come from
or how different you are.
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A Zing only happens once in your life,
and you have to cherish it.
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You're right! Thank you!
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Okay. All right. Okay.
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Okay.
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I do.
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I do.
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Do you hear that?
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Yes. I thought
we locked him in his room.
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We did!
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa.
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- Dennis!
- Dennis!
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Tinkles was crying, so we let him out.
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Tinkles, sit!
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Whose idea was it
to let Dennis have a puppy?
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Yours?
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Right.
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Poor Tinkles.
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Dennis...
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Look, honey, I know you love Tinkles,
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but we're not allowed
to bring our dogs...
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I mean, our pets everywhere.
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Okay'?
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Okay.
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DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house.
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It's time to welcome the happy couple,
Mr. and Mrs. Prickles!
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The bride and groom invite everyone
to join them on the dance floor.
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Care to dance?
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- Is that her?
- Watch out now.
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She got stitches
in all the right places.
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Okay, there's no way that
is related to you, Frank.
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No, she's my right arm's cousin.
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I see it now.
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Frank wanted me to meet you.
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We're arm cousins, twice removed.
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Of course.
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I'd recognize that bicep anywhere.
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He thought, since we're both single,
we might hit it off, maybe go on a date?
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"Date"?
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Well, it's just that...
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The DJ booth is a sacred space!
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I love this song!
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Don't you?
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Dracula?
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Where'd he g0?
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Dracula?
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What's the matter, Drac,
you didn't like her?
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No offense, but you can't be too picky.
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You haven't had a date in 100 years.
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Look, guys, I appreciate your concern,
but it's not up to me.
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You only Zing once, and I did.
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Times have changed, buddy.
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You can even find someone
to Zing with on your phone now.
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What? Really?
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No, no, no.
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I'm far too busy.
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I have Mavis and Dennis and the hotel,
and bleh, bleh-bleh.
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Did you guys hear that?
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He actually said, "Bleh, bleh-bleh."
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I don't say, "Bleh, bleh-bleh"!
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I'm looking for a Zing.
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Okay. Changing phone ring.
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No. no. I'm looking for a date.
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No, no, no.
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I want to meet someone.
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Are you kidding me right now?
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Don't you get it?
I want to g0 on a date!
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I'm lonely.
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You want baloney.
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What? Look at that hair. Come on.
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Too many eyes.
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Too few eyes.
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Not into tentacles.
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"Match found"?
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Ne. m. w.!
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First things first.
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Fm not into games.
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You'd better have a job,
and my cats have to like you.
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No.
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No.
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Dad?
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Mavis!
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What are you doing here?
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I was just checking on the honeymoon
suite, and I heard something.
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I'm sorry, my little bedbug.
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I was just cleaning the attic.
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It's so dirty, yes...
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- Who is that?
- Are you on the phone?
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What, this?
I was just trying to find a maid
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-to help me with the mess.
- A maid?
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- Who do you think...
- Thank you, I'll check your references
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and get back to you. Goodbye!
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Dad.
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Stop trying to hide it from me.
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Hide? Who? I mean, what? Me?
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Yes.
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And I know what it is.
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Realm
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You're stressed out
from working too hard.
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Okay, yes.
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You got me.
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It's a big hotel, you know?
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Can't get to everything.
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But what about you?
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You're pretty busy yourself.
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I know. It seems like now that
we're working together more,
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we're seeing each other less.
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Yeah. You're absolutely right.
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I am working too much,
you're working too much.
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We should really take a break,
starting right now.
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Night-night.
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Fm still here!
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Hey, honey.
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You ready for
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date night?
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That's okay, sweetheart.
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You rest.
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You know, Dad's right.
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We need a break.
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We need to all be together again,
like a family.
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Like we used to.
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Are you overworked and stressed out?
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Do you need some family time'?
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Are you a monster?
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Then you need a vacation,
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a monster vacation.
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Sail away, sail away, sail away
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Welcome aboard Gremlin Air.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please direct your attention
to the front of the cabin.
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For your safety,
please unbuckle your seat belts.
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In the likely event we experience
a sudden drop in cabin pressure,
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oxygen will be provided.
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Can I stow that for you, sir?
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All right. Thanks.
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Beverages. Snacks. Beverages.
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Beverages. Snacks.
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Beverages.
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- Coffee?
- That would be lovely.
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Mavis, please, you're torturing me.
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You know I hate surprises.
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This is a fun surprise.
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There are no fun surprises.
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Just tell me where we're going.
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Why are we on a plane?
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We can fly, you know.
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Back in my day, people took trains.
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Now, that's classy.
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Sure, Dad.
Forty hours in a closet-sized room
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with you and Uncle Bernie
and his smelly cigars,
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arguing who was more attractive,
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Cleopatra or Nefertiti.
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Nefertiti .
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Okay, Dad, thank you.
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Mavis, this is such an amazing surprise!
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I can't wait to spend time
with the people I love most.
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But I beg of you,
tell me where we're going!
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Nope. I've taken care of everything,
so you don't need to worry.
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You've been so stressed out lately.
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It's time for you to relax.
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Now, isn't that better?
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Yes.
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So relaxed.
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I'm gonna go check on you-know-who.
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I'll be right back.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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Did you see that?
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Dennis went to the bathroom!
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Okay.
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Hey, where are you?
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There you are, Tinkles.
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Don't worry,
we'd never leave you home alone.
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Okay, folks, you're free to move
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about the cabin,
as we have started our descent.
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So, any big plans
for the weekend there, Bill?
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You know, the usual.
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Got to take the kids to soccer.
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Snacks. Beverages.
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Snacks. Beverages. Snacks.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we've arrived at our destination,
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the Bermuda Triangle.
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Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle,
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where you'll embark on a monster cruise
of a lifetime.
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A cruise?
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Surprise!
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No, you... No.
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But it's just like a hotel on the water.
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I just figured you need a vacation
from running everyone else's vacation.
269
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,059
You've barely been
out of the hotel since...
270
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,140
Well, since Mom died.
271
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,397
But this is a chance
to make new memories,
272
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,770
with all of us.
273
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,146
With Dennis.
274
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:57,449
- Boat!
- Boat!
275
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,788
Who made you such an amazing daughter?
276
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,073
You.
277
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,449
That's right!
278
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,126
What a father I am.
279
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,996
Come on, Denisovich, let's get cruising!
280
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,632
Okay. Smile.
281
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,381
Thank you.
282
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,895
"No pets allowed"?
283
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,658
Perfect.
284
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,502
Welcome aboard. How are you doing?
285
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,004
- Dennis, come on.
- Nice to see you.
286
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,426
Lovely shirt. Yes.
287
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,800
Hello. Welcome aboard.
288
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,472
This is Bob.
289
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,398
Say hi, Bob.
290
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,729
"Hi, Bob."
291
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,826
Oh, my gosh, Griffin.
292
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,529
I'm, like, so excited.
293
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,955
This is, like, the nicest hotel
I've ever been to.
294
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,203
Yeah!
295
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,205
Man, this is amazing!
296
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,706
There's so much to do!
297
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,788
Olympic-size swimming pool...
298
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,590
All-you-can-eat buffet...
299
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,629
Fun-service spa...
300
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,466
I'm gonna get me a seaweed rewrap!
301
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,144
It sounds like everything we can do
302
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,937
at our hotel!
303
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,481
Except on the water!
304
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,657
You nailed it, honey.
305
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,084
Your dad is going to love this!
306
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,003
Best summer vacation ever!
307
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,875
Wait till you see the itinerary.
308
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,791
That's nice.
309
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,503
Frank, "fire bad." Remember?
310
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,259
Yeah, right, but maybe you'll find
311
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,716
your own fireworks on the cruise, huh?
312
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,801
It's not the Love Boat, Frank.
313
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:14,888
I'm just here to have fun
with my family.
314
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,942
Ahoy there!
315
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,398
Welcome aboard!
316
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,704
Who is that?
317
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,381
I am Captain Ericka.
318
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,335
And, yes, I'm human.
But don't hold that against me.
319
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:48,421
I could not be more excited
to have all of you on board
320
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:51,099
our first-ever monster cruise!
321
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,855
Dad? Are you okay?
322
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,322
No! He's having a heart attack!
323
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,898
Drac? Not likely.
324
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,576
Yeah, the only heart attack that can
hurt him is with a wooden stake.
325
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:11,698
It must be a stroke!
326
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,746
Actually, I think it might be her.
327
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,616
Watch where you're pointing, mister,
I'm right here.
328
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,501
You always stand so close to me.
329
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,577
It's creepy.
330
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:23,627
For so long, monsters were hiding,
living in the shadows,
331
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,173
but not anymore!
332
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:29,588
You've stood up and waved your hand
or claw or tentacle
333
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:34,552
and said, "We're here, we're hairy,
and it is our right to be scary!"
334
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,022
Now it's time to celebrate!
335
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,230
You'll enjoy gourmet dining,
thrilling adventures,
336
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,936
and nonstop entertainment,
337
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,068
all on the way to our final destination,
338
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:51,196
the lost city that isn't lost anymore,
339
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,699
Atlantis!
340
00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,534
Yeah!
341
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,337
The fish are acrobats!
342
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:04,664
They're fishcrobats!
343
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,086
Hello. How y'all doing?
344
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:12,842
So...
345
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:16,392
You must be the one and only Dracula.
346
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:21,185
I have waited so long to meet you.
347
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,767
You really don't age, do you?
348
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,317
I would kill for your skin.
349
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,481
You're speaking Transylvanian.
350
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,362
Always wanted to learn.
351
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,792
Such a romantic language.
352
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,840
You know, there's just something
about an accent
353
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:51,136
that makes a man sound so intelligent.
354
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,472
That's Transylvanian right there.
355
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,595
He's saying ifs nice to meet you.
356
00:23:57,645 --> 00:24:00,307
Well, then "alibooboo" to you as well.
357
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,848
Drac! Drac, snap out of it.
358
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,775
Wait. I've always wanted to do this.
359
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,852
Wake up! Wake up, Drac!
360
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,187
Snap out of it!
361
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,567
Hey, cut it out!
362
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:11,944
Hey, buddy, you okay?
363
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,526
No, not okay.
364
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,906
Not okay!
365
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,912
Luau l..-
366
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,238
'---
367
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,290
Zinged.
368
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,771
I went to the moped store,
I said, "Sell it"
369
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,902
Salesmanis like,
"What up? What's your budget?"
370
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,984
And I'm like, “Honestly, I don't know
nothin' about mopeds"
371
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:58,285
He said, "I got the one for you,
follow me"
372
00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:00,363
ifs too real
373
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:02,744
A chromed-out mirror,
I don't need a windshield
374
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,674
Check that out!
375
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,427
Here we go.
376
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,680
Yummy.
377
00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:58,421
Papa.
378
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,520
"Kids Club."
379
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,772
What's a kids club?
380
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,959
- Fish.
- That's right, dear.
381
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,832
I'm still not sure I understand.
382
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:34,507
You take my kids, all day, on purpose?
383
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:35,708
Fish.
384
00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:36,967
That's right.
385
00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:39,261
What exactly don't you understand?
386
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:40,512
Why?
387
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:44,722
So they can have a great time,
and you can have a great time.
388
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,181
Fish.
389
00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:50,686
Don't worry, you get them back
at the end of the day.
390
00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:52,900
Fish.
391
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,772
Oh, well. That's better than nothing.
392
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,155
So...
393
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:07,706
What do we do now?
394
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:12,253
I think we do whatever we want.
395
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,255
"Whatever we want"?
396
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,208
Whatever we want.
397
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,052
- Whatever we want.
- Whatever we want!
398
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:24,053
Whatever we want.
399
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,805
- Stop! Help me!
- Whatever we want.
400
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,932
- Whatever we want.
- Whatever we want.
401
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,513
Hi. Hello.
402
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:32,814
How y'all doin'?
403
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:34,062
Good evening, Captain.
404
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,064
Well, hello. Oh, my goodness.
405
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:42,112
Would you mind lifting your tail?
You know...
406
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:45,529
- Certainly.
- Okay. Thank you so much.
407
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:48,997
Hello.
408
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:50,457
Welcome aboard.
409
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:21,189
You were so right, Great-Grandfather.
410
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,945
Monsters are disgusting!
411
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,072
They're animals!
412
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,595
I'll be right there.
413
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,227
Dracula, is he on board?
414
00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:57,979
Yes. I saw him. Face-to-face.
415
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:00,151
I was so nice to him.
416
00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,526
That pale face of his
and his goofy smile,
417
00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:04,152
showing off his fangs.
418
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:05,984
It's just like you taught me!
419
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,490
It's even worse than I feared!
420
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,743
It was that fateful night
that I realized
421
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:15,246
a human could never defeat a monster.
422
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,834
But I wouldn't let
our family legacy die.
423
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:28,180
And so, I began to search for an answer.
424
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:33,512
And I saw it in an ancient text'
an instrument of destruction
425
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,812
so powerful it destroyed Atlantis,
426
00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:38,937
a whole city of monsters.
427
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:44,022
And there, deep within the rubble,
it lay, waiting.
428
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:47,779
Endlessly, I searched for the lost city.
429
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:51,407
Time passed,
and my body began to fail me.
430
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,031
It was so sad, Ericka.
431
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,663
First my liver, then my spleen,
432
00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:59,040
followed by a kidney or two.
433
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,376
Then my golden locks.
434
00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:05,509
But I wouldn't let that stop me.
435
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:10,465
I replaced my failing organs
with technology!
436
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,971
And look at me now.
437
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,647
Girl, it's an improvement, really.
438
00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:21,559
Sure.
439
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:27,319
And now, after 120 years,
I have finally found Atlantis.
440
00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:29,491
Forget about all this!
441
00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:30,989
Let me get rid of Dracula right now.
442
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:32,786
I was so close to him,
I coulcfvejust...
443
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,912
Ne. m. w.!
444
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,293
We have to stick to the plan.
445
00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:43,589
Lure the monsters to Atlantis,
retrieve the instrument of destruction,
446
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:46,417
trap them there, and then wipe them out.
447
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,047
It's simple, Ericka!
448
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:51,297
Now, promise me
you won't try and kill Dracula.
449
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:52,806
Fine!
450
00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:55,009
- I promise.
- Promise what?
451
00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:58,767
I promise I won't try
and kill Dracula. Okay?
452
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:09,281
Don't worry, Great-Grandfather,
I won't try and kill him...
453
00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,075
I will kill him.
454
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:54,720
Work it, Dracula.
455
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,630
You know it.
456
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,350
Loom' good, Drad.!
457
00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:01,802
Feeling good, Frank.
458
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,264
Look at you, so fancy!
459
00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:05,973
What? This? Please.
460
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,192
Dressed to impress, huh'?
461
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:09,518
"Impress"?
462
00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:11,320
Who do I need to impress?
463
00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,272
Isn't that Captain Ericka?
464
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:14,607
Oh, no!
465
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:16,575
What?
466
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,615
No, not her.
467
00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:20,863
That's good!
468
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:22,994
Very amusing.
469
00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:35,257
Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just
we've never seen you like this.
470
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:36,428
I know.
471
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:37,676
It doesn't make any sense.
472
00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:40,599
You can't Zing twice, it's impossible!
473
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,972
But I did! So now what?
474
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,354
And what about Mavis?
475
00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:47,723
She wants you to be happy, right?
476
00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:50,434
I'm sure she'll go with the flow.
477
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,185
Ne. m. w.!
478
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,772
Mavis needs me. She depends on me.
479
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,858
I need to be home with my family.
480
00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:01,992
Murray here may be from Egypt,
but you're the one in
481
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:03,413
"da Nile."
482
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,241
You guys get that?
483
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,955
You hit me right in the...
484
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,036
Mavis!
485
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,049
Don't say a word,
or I'll haunt your dreams.
486
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:17,545
Having fun?
487
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,472
I'm having even more fun
now that you're here.
488
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:24,764
You know, Dad, I feel really lucky
to have this time with you.
489
00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:27,596
All of us together, it's really special.
490
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,973
Me, too, spider monkey.
491
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:33,978
Now, are you ready for me
to destroy you in monster ball?
492
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,563
Monster ball!
493
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:37,773
Come on, Papa Brad.!
494
00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:39,525
Bring it on!
495
00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:42,111
For I am king of family fun!
496
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,493
All right! Who is ready to get pummeled?
497
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,123
I got to warn you,
498
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:55,048
I played second-team coed intramural
volleyball at Santa Cruz.
499
00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:57,880
Sure, pal. Whatever you say.
500
00:34:57,971 --> 00:35:00,679
Everybody, just please watch the hair.
501
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,381
Watch the hair!
502
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:04,975
Let's go! Let's do this!
503
00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:07,302
Oh, my gosh,
this is gonna be so much fun.
504
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:08,478
Get ready.
505
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:10,347
Here comes the pain!
506
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,695
- Spike!
- Not the hair!
507
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:22,492
Ne. m. w.!
508
00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:25,492
All right!
509
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,118
Captain Ericka, you are needed on deck.
510
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:32,623
Next stop... Buh-bye, Dracula.
511
00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:35,122
All right, baby!
512
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,736
Oh, baby, I got this.
513
00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,109
Hey there, monsters.
514
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,952
Yeah! Whafd I say!
515
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:11,037
We're arriving at our first destination.
516
00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,049
The underwater volcano!
517
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:23,883
Everyone, grab your scuba gear
and get ready to explore
518
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:26,214
he wonders of the sea.
519
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,554
Especially you,
520
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:30,434
Count Dracula.
521
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,316
You see that, pal? She likes you.
522
00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:37,768
No, no, no.
523
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,853
That sounds like a Zing in full effect.
524
00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:41,734
No, no, no.
525
00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:43,361
Yes, yes, yes.
526
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:46,159
I'm just here to have family fun.
527
00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:48,362
Family, family, fun, fun.
528
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,431
Let's see. What about here?
529
00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,117
Right this way, everyone.
530
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:51,091
Welcome to one of the true wonders
of the underwater kingdom.
531
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:53,848
I give you Volcano del Fuego.
532
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,893
Or, as the local sea life call it...
533
00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:54,798
What a cute family.
534
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:55,883
What? No, it's not.
535
00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:57,592
Dracula bad!
536
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:13,923
Frank, we just ate.
537
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:16,095
I can't believe you're hungry already.
538
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:17,547
I'm sorry. You know what it is?
539
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,804
It's all... Just all that
seafood just swimming around,
540
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:21,760
and when I "see food..."
541
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:24,642
Oh, man! I'm gone.
542
00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:27,812
Dracula, Dracula, Dracula!
543
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:29,267
Dracula, Dracula!
544
00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:33,026
I get so close,
but it's almost like he's teasing me.
545
00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:35,323
I just, I can't stand it anymore.
546
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:36,491
I have to get him!
547
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,714
Boy, that underwater volcano looked hot.
548
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:58,216
Hi, Bob.
549
00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:02,175
Right. We promised you
we'd play ping-pong now.
550
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,595
Dennis? Who is this?
551
00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:06,850
It's our friend, Bob.
552
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,727
- Say hi, Bob.
-"Hi, Bob."
553
00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:12,269
Okay! Time to go play ping-pong.
554
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:14,437
$31225
555
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,990
$31225
556
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,611
Hey, boys, where's the fire?
557
00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,325
Well, Griffin here, he...
558
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,076
- He has something to tell you.
- Me?
559
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:27,079
Yeah, I got this bite on my hand,
and since, you know,
560
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:29,457
you're a biting expert,
I thought you could take a look.
561
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:30,833
- Yeah. Come on over here.
- The light is better.
562
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,711
Okay...
563
00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:36,881
Okay, what is going on?
564
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:40,805
You guys are acting weirder than normal,
and your normal is pretty weird.
565
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,803
You are not gonna believe
what we heard, but...
566
00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:47,812
Ericka loves the Drac
567
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,106
She can't get enough of that Drac
568
00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:52,059
Yeah
569
00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:53,439
Drac is back
570
00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:55,065
He's got the Zing
571
00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:56,772
The Zingaling
572
00:42:57,116 --> 00:42:59,403
I told you I don't want to upset Mavis.
573
00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:01,952
But what are you talking about?
574
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,450
Okay, well, see, Frank got
hungry, so no surprise there...
575
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:08,283
But we swam back to the ship,
and we found Ericka raving about you.
576
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,959
She can't live without you, buddy.
577
00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:11,286
It's serious!
578
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:15,419
You cam deny the Zing, baby
579
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,298
So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna
make a move on the Captain, or what?
580
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:20,378
Yes.
581
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,052
Maybe? No.
582
00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:26,392
It's been a while.
I don't even know where to start.
583
00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:29,141
It's easy, Drac.
Just make some small talk.
584
00:43:29,232 --> 00:43:30,939
Remember to smile.
- Look into her eyes.
585
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,936
- Keep it casual.
- Say something funny.
586
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,233
Ask her where her parts are from.
587
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,902
And say that her wrappings look nice.
588
00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,649
-"Do you like coffins?"
- Compliment her.
589
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,526
-"Your neck looks delicious."
- Here she comes.
590
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:40,823
Okay, Drac, hit it.
591
00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:44,407
Your delicious neck wrappings
are in a nice coffin.
592
00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:46,204
Would you like to see my parts?
593
00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:52,168
Yes, I'd love to go outwith you.
594
00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:53,370
What?
595
00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:54,538
What?
596
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:55,872
Cantina. Midnight.
597
00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,048
Don't be late.
598
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:09,469
That was a close one.
599
00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:15,684
- Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop!
- Wait, Tinkles. Come back.
600
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:27,032
- Tinkles, stop!
- Wait!
601
00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:28,158
Ne. m. w.!
602
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:42,544
Tinkles, stop!
603
00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:44,720
I've been found!
604
00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:47,799
You'll never get me, monster!
605
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,222
Tinkles, stop.
606
00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:19,965
Everybody, we are pulling up
to our next stop, the Deserted Island.
607
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:22,716
It's time to get "lost" on the beach,
608
00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:28,048
and we hope you'll "find" yourself
some fun and relaxation.
609
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:31,593
Beach time!
610
00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:33,269
Johnny, you go set everything up.
611
00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:35,313
And, Dad,
you go get in line for the snow cones.
612
00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:38,016
You know, actually,
I was thinking you and Johnny
613
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,817
should spend some time together.
614
00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:42,316
What do you call it again? Date night?
615
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:43,608
Date night?
616
00:45:43,783 --> 00:45:45,740
- What are you gonna do?
- Well, I thought
617
00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:47,942
me and the guys
would take this opportunity
618
00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:50,620
to spend some quality time with Dennis.
619
00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:52,910
Okay. That's a great idea.
620
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,661
Come on, Johnny. Date night.
621
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:57,167
Date night!
622
00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:13,930
Okay, here you go!
623
00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:21,059
- Good girl!
- I got this one.
624
00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:31,077
What was that?
625
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:33,245
It sounds like our children.
626
00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,332
- It is our children! Run!
- Run!
627
00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:38,410
Please! Help! Someone!
628
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:39,744
Get the parents!
629
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:43,297
Frank? Would you rub
some moonscreen on my back
630
00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:44,624
before I get burned?
631
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,586
Wait one second, honey. You know,
the kids buried me in the sand.
632
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:55,431
Thanks, honey.
633
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,104
- Shall we have another?
- Sure.
634
00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:01,524
- Sounds good.
Straight up.
635
00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,567
Isn't this place amazing?
636
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,692
The menu is in a bottle!
637
00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:08,443
Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey?
638
00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:12,448
What? Sorry.
639
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,320
I was just thinking about my dad.
640
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:17,369
Don't you think
he's acting weird lately?
641
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:20,785
Not really. Besides having
a huge crush on the Captain.
642
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,746
- What?
- Yeah.
643
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,457
The Love Boat is
definitely making another run.
644
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:26,882
No way. He's...
645
00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:29,468
He's my dad.
646
00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,383
I know, right? It's weird.
647
00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:34,091
When my parents kiss,
I still close my eyes.
648
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:39,558
I guess I never thought about him
with anyone besides my mom.
649
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:42,474
You're cool with it, though, right?
650
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,022
Of course. I want him to be happy.
651
00:47:45,321 --> 00:47:46,311
Totally.
652
00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:49,272
Totally.
653
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:04,705
Have you a beverage
to quench me of my parchment?
654
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:07,332
Yes, of course, Mr. Chupacabra.
655
00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:30,313
You look ravishing.
656
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:32,698
Thank you. I just...
657
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,285
So...
658
00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:48,123
Does Captain Ericka have a last name?
659
00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,509
Guacamole!
660
00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:53,302
"Ericka Guacamole"?
661
00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:56,723
That's so international.
662
00:48:56,809 --> 00:48:59,927
No. Guacamole for us to share.
663
00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,933
How beautiful is that full moon tonight?
664
00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:04,309
Look. Right behind you.
665
00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:12,064
The food here is to die for.
666
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,294
Holy moly, that was a lot of guacamole.
667
00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:28,997
Are you feeling all right?
668
00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:31,674
- Totally fine. Why?
- No reason.
669
00:49:35,014 --> 00:49:38,803
There must have been garlic
in the guacamole.
670
00:49:38,893 --> 00:49:39,883
No.
671
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:41,722
Isn't that deadly for you?
672
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,849
No, no, no. It's just that I'm...
673
00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:46,355
Garlic intolerant.
674
00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:55,948
Was that you?
675
00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:01,491
Yeah!
676
00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:03,911
Dolphin surfing!
677
00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,458
Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa.
678
00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:15,543
Hey-hey.
679
00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:16,711
Hey there.
680
00:50:17,389 --> 00:50:19,300
- Papa.
- Hidey-hq!
681
00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:20,426
Hi.
682
00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:22,892
Is my dad in there, too?
683
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,312
Don't worry, I'm over here.
684
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:31,568
No, Papa Drads not here.
He's on his date.
685
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:33,478
Date?
686
00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,449
Please, forgive me,
687
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:40,489
I'm just very nervous.
688
00:50:40,579 --> 00:50:41,660
You see,
689
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:47,831
I haven't had a date since my wife died.
690
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,462
How old was your daughter?
691
00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:53,665
She was just an infant.
692
00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:58,128
It was hard being a single dad,
but I did my best.
693
00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:03,182
I never knew my mother, either.
694
00:51:03,686 --> 00:51:05,051
Or my father.
695
00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:07,056
I'm so sorry.
696
00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:08,353
Who raised you?
697
00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,143
My great-grandfather.
698
00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,813
I basically grew up on this ship.
699
00:51:13,153 --> 00:51:15,485
That's why you're a captain.
700
00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:18,110
Yeah. It's all I've ever known.
701
00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:21,367
It was just expected.
702
00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:23,782
You know, a family thing.
703
00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:27,456
I understand, family is everything.
704
00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:29,875
You have to honor the past.
705
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,745
But we make our own future.
706
00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:47,931
- Dad?
- Mavis!
707
00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:50,471
Johnny!
708
00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:57,988
Captain Ericka and I were just
discussing the hospitality industry.
709
00:51:58,073 --> 00:51:59,939
You know, just work stuff.
710
00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:01,524
You're working now?
711
00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:03,405
This is supposed to be a vacation.
712
00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:04,781
A family vacation.
713
00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:08,449
I should really go do captain-y things.
714
00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:11,375
Dad, you said you were
gonna spend time with Dennis.
715
00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:14,750
Dennis. Dennis? Dennis.
716
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:17,332
Yeah, you're right. Where is that kid?
717
00:52:17,426 --> 00:52:20,134
Denisovich'?
You're supposed to be with me.
718
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:22,211
Come on now, kid, it's family time.
719
00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:23,922
Quit hiding. Dennis?
720
00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:26,553
What was that about?
721
00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:27,759
You mean your dad's date?
722
00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:30,686
It wasn't a date. It was work stuff.
723
00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,472
I'm telling you, Johnny,
724
00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:35,729
there is something
about that woman I don't trust.
725
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:38,857
But you want your dad
to be happy, right?
726
00:52:38,947 --> 00:52:39,937
Yes.
727
00:52:40,449 --> 00:52:42,065
Just not with her.
728
00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:45,234
Heads up, honey.
729
00:52:45,329 --> 00:52:47,661
This guac is loaded with garlic.
730
00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:48,829
Garlic?
731
00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,872
That was a cute toot, honey.
732
00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:17,817
- We've been up all night!
- Let's stay up all day, too!
733
00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:19,485
Let's get wild!
734
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:34,284
- Ericka!
- What?
735
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,878
Just where have you been, young lady?
736
00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:40,252
Doing work.
737
00:53:40,342 --> 00:53:42,174
Wearing that?
738
00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:44,836
You were with him! I know it!
739
00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:46,136
Who?
740
00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:48,931
"Who?" You know who!
741
00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:51,509
You've been sneaking around my back
742
00:53:51,603 --> 00:53:54,937
trying lo kill Dracula again,
haven't you?
743
00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:57,685
So what if I have'? I am a grown woman!
744
00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:59,062
I have the right to kill whoever I want.
745
00:53:59,153 --> 00:54:01,394
It's not just about you.
746
00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:04,355
You could have ruined the legacy.
747
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:06,858
What if he discovered who you were?
748
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:10,866
I know. I wasn't thinking.
There's just something about him
749
00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:12,788
that just drives me crazy!
750
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:15,742
- I just, I see him, and I want to...
- Punch him?
751
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:18,494
I guess.
752
00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:20,830
Just, I can't wait
to get this over with.
753
00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:23,131
Don't worry, it won't be long now.
754
00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:26,301
Once you recover
the instrument of destruction,
755
00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:28,425
no one can stop us.
756
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:30,256
Not even Dracula!
757
00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:33,801
- Excuse me.
- Spies!
758
00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:40,816
Now, quickly, before someone comes!
759
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:04,006
Everyone assemble on the forward deck.
760
00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:08,257
We are arriving
at our final destination.
761
00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:10,088
From the depths of creation,
762
00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:13,095
the mighty city has risen once again.
763
00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:16,844
Home to the greatest
monster civilization
764
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:18,270
the worid has ever known,
765
00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:23,272
far surpassing Athens and Rome
in art, culture and sophistication.
766
00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:28,528
I give you
the legendary lost city of Atlantis.
767
00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:55,674
It's a giant Kraken!
768
00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:59,637
There's a place you've gotta be
769
00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:03,065
A thousand leagues beneath the sea
770
00:56:03,151 --> 00:56:07,941
And it's waiting over here
for you and me
771
00:56:09,408 --> 00:56:12,400
Gonna take you for a ride
772
00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:15,737
But first you've gotta come inside
773
00:56:15,831 --> 00:56:20,075
Get ready, for the party's on tonight
774
00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:25,042
So relax and just unwind
775
00:56:25,132 --> 00:56:28,420
Leave your worries ail behind
776
00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:32,720
And get ready,
for the party's on tonight
777
00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:45,850
Welcome to Atlantis!
778
00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:48,481
So get ready
779
00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:50,734
Ready
780
00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:56,785
It's party time
781
00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,746
It's party time!
782
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:08,046
I am so excited!
783
00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:09,373
Come to Daddy!
784
00:57:12,095 --> 00:57:13,130
Twenty-eight black!
785
00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:20,351
No, you don't.
786
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,350
Last time you gambled,
you lost an arm and a leg. Literally!
787
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,272
Replacement limbs...
- I'll raise you 40.
788
00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:27,566
...aren't just lying around
like they were in the old days.
789
00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:30,068
So, no gambling.
790
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:33,238
- Frank!
- Yes, dear! Got it! No gambling!
791
00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:41,247
- Tinkles, stop.
- Wait.
792
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,537
- Stop it, Tinkles, stop.
- Wait!
793
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,212
Have you guys seen Mavis?
I have to find her.
794
00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:50,380
Why? What's going on?
795
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:52,504
I'm going to tell her about Ericka.
796
00:57:52,594 --> 00:57:55,211
I can't lie to my own daughter anymore.
797
00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:58,093
She's the most important person
in the world to me.
798
00:57:58,183 --> 00:58:00,174
I have to tell her the truth.
799
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:04,223
Right after I talk to Ericka.
800
00:58:06,566 --> 00:58:07,556
He'!-
801
00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:10,771
All right, I'm all...
802
00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:13,274
Frank, are you sure
you know what you're doing?
803
00:58:13,365 --> 00:58:15,982
I got this. I'm all in.
804
00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:21,036
Johnny, have you seen my dad?
805
00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:23,706
- Maybe he's with Bob.
- Why would he be with Bob?
806
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,078
Bob's a great guy.
807
00:58:25,794 --> 00:58:27,831
- There he is.
- Who? Bob?
808
00:58:45,313 --> 00:58:47,145
There he is! Hi, Bob!
809
01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:28,424
There it is.
810
01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:48,318
You saved my life.
811
01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:50,029
Of course. Why wouldn't I?
812
01:01:50,123 --> 01:01:53,787
I just can't believe you would do that
for a human.
813
01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:56,710
Humans, monsters, what's the difference?
814
01:01:56,796 --> 01:01:59,504
Yeah, right. Right.
815
01:01:59,966 --> 01:02:01,957
Wait. What are you doing here?
816
01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:05,965
Well, you know,
vampires can predict the future,
817
01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:08,844
so I knew you would need my help.
818
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:11,133
Never heard that before.
819
01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:13,385
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a well-known fact.
820
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:16,221
What are you doing here?
821
01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:19,395
Well, I'm here to get that.
822
01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:21,360
Yeah, it's a family heirloom.
823
01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:25,986
Yeah, it was lost at sea,
and my great-grandfather is... Was!
824
01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:29,451
Was totally obsessed
with getting it back.
825
01:02:29,537 --> 01:02:33,826
So, anywho, thanks for saving my life,
but I can take it from...
826
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:41,087
Got to be a little more careful.
827
01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:42,960
How many times
can you save my life, right?
828
01:02:43,051 --> 01:02:44,962
I don't know. Every time?
829
01:02:45,637 --> 01:02:47,799
Really? Well, then...
830
01:03:43,028 --> 01:03:44,564
That was incredible.
831
01:03:57,334 --> 01:04:00,452
Don't you want to get
your family heirloom thingy?
832
01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:02,998
Right.
833
01:04:09,137 --> 01:04:10,252
Got it.
834
01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,664
Here, let me get that for you.
835
01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:46,663
Dad!
836
01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:48,957
Mavis!
837
01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:51,209
What are you doing to my father?
838
01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:52,840
Wait!
839
01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:55,635
Mavis, stop! Put her down!
840
01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:58,888
No! She's trying to hurt you.
Why can't you see that?
841
01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:02,972
Because I...
842
01:05:03,441 --> 01:05:04,897
Because I Zinged.
843
01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:09,771
- What?
- I Zinged with Ericka.
844
01:05:10,990 --> 01:05:12,776
No, that can't be true.
845
01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:14,574
You only Zing once.
846
01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:16,993
That's what I thought, too.
847
01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:19,488
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
848
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:23,075
Well, it's a thing for monsters.
849
01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:26,415
Ifs kind of like
our "love at first sight."
850
01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:29,214
What? No. No, no, no.
851
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:31,632
- You don't even know me.
- Well, not yet.
852
01:05:31,719 --> 01:05:34,006
- But we're just...
- No, you don't understand.
853
01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:35,679
I can't be with you.
854
01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:38,302
I could never be with someone like you.
855
01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:39,846
I could never be with
856
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:41,885
a monster.
857
01:05:52,574 --> 01:05:54,861
Dad, I'm so sorry.
858
01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:57,026
-L...
- It doesn't matter.
859
01:05:59,414 --> 01:06:01,075
You heard what she said.
860
01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:10,584
But a Zing never lies.
861
01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:26,896
You got it!
862
01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:29,312
Yes.
863
01:06:33,615 --> 01:06:36,152
Now that we have
the instrument of destruction,
864
01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:39,075
our family legacy will be fulfilled.
865
01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:43,702
But first, we'll draw them in
with a dance party!
866
01:06:43,791 --> 01:06:44,952
I love to dance.
867
01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:01,966
Frank, could you zip me up?
868
01:07:02,060 --> 01:07:03,516
We're gonna be late.
869
01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:05,890
Where did you get those?
870
01:07:06,481 --> 01:07:08,142
See, here's the funny thing.
871
01:07:08,399 --> 01:07:11,187
I lost my hands gambling,
but... It's no big deal!
872
01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:13,234
Look, I got these
from the seafood buffet.
873
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,730
Look at this. Clickety-click, click,
clack, clack, click, click.
874
01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,860
I kind of like 'em. I like 'em.
875
01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:53,692
I guess the party's this way.
876
01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:12,290
Let's get this party started right!
877
01:08:13,131 --> 01:08:14,121
All right!
878
01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:15,334
What?
879
01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:21,136
I thought they said
the party was this way.
880
01:08:47,665 --> 01:08:49,952
DJ in a clamshell'?
881
01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:52,204
I'm so jealous.
882
01:09:39,217 --> 01:09:43,085
I can't believe my dad Zinged
with someone who's trying to kill him.
883
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,762
Yeah, the Zing makes you do
crazy things.
884
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:47,088
Really, Johnny?
885
01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:52,348
What's most important to understand
is that love is an infinite enigma
886
01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:54,554
that is beyond our understanding.
887
01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:58,059
You and I were two halves,
a world apart.
888
01:09:58,236 --> 01:10:01,194
But then we followed
the strands of destiny
889
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:02,896
and were brought together.
890
01:10:02,990 --> 01:10:05,652
And our halves made one whole.
891
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:08,117
But what if she and he...
892
01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:11,572
You must release all the negativity
and look within.
893
01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:13,703
Your bond is unbreakable.
894
01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:17,209
You're right, honey.
895
01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:18,999
Thanks.
896
01:10:20,007 --> 01:10:21,714
You sounded pretty smart, Dad.
897
01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:23,792
That? Yeah, it was just the philosophy
898
01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:26,469
of Sifu Sing from my favorite
TV show when I was a kid,
899
01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,217
Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master.
900
01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:29,672
Anyways, let's get back to dancing!
901
01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:31,049
Cool.
902
01:10:35,273 --> 01:10:37,640
Dad? You have to talk to Ericka.
903
01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:39,145
- What?
- I know.
904
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:43,024
I know what I said before,
but maybe I overreacted a teensy bit.
905
01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:45,651
It's just the thought of losing you.
906
01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:48,825
What? What are you talking about,
losing me'?
907
01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:50,993
Well, obviously, after you get married,
908
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,821
you're gonna live on the ship
and travel around the world...
909
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:55,449
Slow down, Mavis.
910
01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:57,625
There are two things I can promise you.
911
01:10:58,004 --> 01:11:03,545
One, nothing can ever take me
from you and all my family.
912
01:11:03,634 --> 01:11:06,752
Two, I will never live on a boat.
913
01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:11,882
You're my cute little tarantula.
914
01:11:11,976 --> 01:11:13,808
How could I ever leave you?
915
01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:16,056
Now, seriously, go talk to her.
916
01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:21,187
I can't. You heard what she said,
she could never be with someone like me.
917
01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:23,359
No, Dad. You're just a half,
918
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:26,655
and you have to follow
your destiny to find an infinite whole.
919
01:11:27,074 --> 01:11:28,690
You sound like Johnny.
920
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:31,527
Point is, you can't deny a Zing.
921
01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:34,238
Monster, human, unicorn...
922
01:11:34,332 --> 01:11:35,538
It doesn't matter.
923
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:38,491
So go to her! Now!
924
01:11:40,171 --> 01:11:41,536
Okay. I'm on it.
925
01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:44,585
Hey, man, you're not allowed up here.
926
01:11:44,675 --> 01:11:46,040
The DJ booth is a sacred space.
927
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,096
No. Tinkles, quiet.
928
01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:57,302
Who is this?
929
01:11:57,855 --> 01:12:02,099
I know you recognize me,
your greatest rival.
930
01:12:03,361 --> 01:12:04,897
Right.
931
01:12:05,112 --> 01:12:07,979
You own that Holiday Inn
down by the airport.
932
01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:12,576
No! It is I, Abraham Van Helsing.
933
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:14,285
Van Helsing?
934
01:12:14,372 --> 01:12:15,988
After all these years?
935
01:12:16,249 --> 01:12:18,081
You look awful.
936
01:12:19,377 --> 01:12:21,744
Always with the quick insults.
937
01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:24,670
Well, this will shut you up.
938
01:12:24,757 --> 01:12:26,418
And all monsters.
939
01:12:27,718 --> 01:12:30,460
That's just Ericka's
family heirloom thingy.
940
01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:33,092
Good one, Ericka.
941
01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:34,430
Ericka?
942
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,090
You fool.
943
01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:40,804
Not only is she the ship's captain,
but she also happens to be...
944
01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:45,558
Wait. You tell him.
945
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,946
I'm his great-granddaughter.
946
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,529
I'm Ericka Van Helsing.
947
01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:56,945
I knew there was something wrong
with her.
948
01:12:57,039 --> 01:12:58,029
But...
949
01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:00,657
See, what happened...
950
01:13:01,127 --> 01:13:05,086
Now that we're all caught up,
let's get back to the dying.
951
01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:10,960
Behold, the key to the demise
of all monsters.
952
01:13:23,858 --> 01:13:25,144
Let's see.
953
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:27,271
Right... Okay.
954
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:34,824
Listen to the melody
of your destruction.
955
01:13:38,456 --> 01:13:40,413
What's this little doodad do?
956
01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:43,324
Yeah!
957
01:14:05,608 --> 01:14:07,975
Hey, look! It's the Kraken.
958
01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:23,953
Everybody out! Now!
959
01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:38,421
We're trapped! Everybody back!
960
01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:10,578
Baby!
961
01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:12,254
Papa!
962
01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:24,642
This has to stop now!
963
01:15:25,813 --> 01:15:26,803
Drac, no!
964
01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:41,776
Dad!
965
01:15:43,414 --> 01:15:44,449
Mavis!
966
01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:47,828
Time for the immortal Dracula to die.
967
01:15:58,679 --> 01:15:59,669
Dad!
968
01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:07,177
No!
969
01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:09,687
Ericka!
970
01:16:13,944 --> 01:16:15,434
Bob! Help!
971
01:16:19,784 --> 01:16:20,865
Tinkles?
972
01:16:20,951 --> 01:16:22,032
Dennis.
973
01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:24,694
Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles?
974
01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:26,200
How did he get here?
975
01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:28,201
But thank goodness he did, 'cause look!
976
01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:10,448
You can't do this!
977
01:17:10,543 --> 01:17:12,329
You're wrong about monsters!
978
01:17:13,546 --> 01:17:16,129
Dracula... He saved my life.
979
01:17:16,507 --> 01:17:17,497
What?
980
01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:19,291
I'm so sorry, Drac.
981
01:17:19,552 --> 01:17:21,793
I was trying to kill you
this whole time,
982
01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:24,504
but then I realized how wrong I was.
983
01:17:24,598 --> 01:17:26,635
How wrong all of this is.
984
01:17:28,018 --> 01:17:29,258
And then I...
985
01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:30,935
I Zinged.
986
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:34,146
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
987
01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:35,598
It's a monster thing.
988
01:17:35,693 --> 01:17:37,058
You wouldn't understand.
989
01:17:37,444 --> 01:17:39,606
It's like true love.
990
01:17:39,905 --> 01:17:40,895
Love?
991
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,951
Well, I guess the legacy ends with me.
992
01:17:47,204 --> 01:17:48,365
That's an awkward ending.
993
01:17:49,123 --> 01:17:50,113
Nope!
994
01:17:50,249 --> 01:17:52,911
It's time to start a new legacy.
995
01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:56,544
A monster-human legacy.
996
01:17:57,631 --> 01:17:58,621
No!
997
01:18:05,347 --> 01:18:08,931
Drac! Van Helsing's beats are
controlling the giant octopus thingy.
998
01:18:09,268 --> 01:18:12,602
If there's one thing I hate,
ifs an evil DJ.
999
01:18:13,272 --> 01:18:15,934
We need positive energy!
1000
01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:25,356
Get ready for a DJ battle!
1001
01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:28,193
You just carry
all that stuff around with you?
1002
01:18:28,495 --> 01:18:31,487
Once a bar mitzvah DJ,
always a bar mitzvah DJ.
1003
01:18:31,749 --> 01:18:35,492
We're gonna use good music
to defeat his evil music.
1004
01:18:35,586 --> 01:18:38,044
- What?
- Trust me, I know the tunes,
1005
01:18:38,130 --> 01:18:39,916
but you've got the power.
1006
01:18:40,007 --> 01:18:41,714
All right. Okay.
1007
01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:44,588
Opening song needs to be off the shizak.
1008
01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:47,003
Got it. Play this!
1009
01:18:51,018 --> 01:18:53,806
I'm picking up good vibrations
1010
01:18:53,896 --> 01:18:56,809
She's giving me excitations
1011
01:18:56,899 --> 01:18:59,186
- Good
- I'm picking up
1012
01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:00,892
Good vibrations
1013
01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:02,522
She's giving me
1014
01:19:02,613 --> 01:19:03,978
Excitations
1015
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,780
Good, good, good
1016
01:19:05,866 --> 01:19:07,231
Good vibrations
1017
01:19:07,326 --> 01:19:08,487
She's giving me.“...
1018
01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,318
What is that noise?
1019
01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:13,120
I'm picking up good vibrations
1020
01:19:13,207 --> 01:19:14,789
She's giving me excitations
1021
01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:16,286
I like this one.
1022
01:19:16,377 --> 01:19:17,742
This feels good.
1023
01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:20,161
Good vibrations
1024
01:19:20,256 --> 01:19:21,417
The fool.
1025
01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:49,232
His music is too powerful!
1026
01:19:49,326 --> 01:19:51,442
We're gonna need something
even more positive.
1027
01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:52,826
New, Draw).!
1028
01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,166
So don? worry
1029
01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:05,964
Be happy
1030
01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:07,166
Don't worry
1031
01:20:07,261 --> 01:20:09,878
- Really?
- It has a nice message.
1032
01:20:13,684 --> 01:20:15,015
Don't worry
1033
01:20:16,895 --> 01:20:17,885
Be happy
1034
01:20:19,898 --> 01:20:22,310
I've had enough of this nonsense!
1035
01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:48,545
Johnny, we need
the most brain-dominating,
1036
01:20:48,635 --> 01:20:52,128
toe-tappinating song
in the history of all the universe.
1037
01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:58,301
Come on. Where is it?
1038
01:21:00,522 --> 01:21:01,762
I don't know!
1039
01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:03,897
There's too many choices.
1040
01:21:07,237 --> 01:21:08,477
No, wait!
1041
01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:11,648
This is it.
1042
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,415
What the...
1043
01:21:40,270 --> 01:21:42,102
Boy, that stinks.
1044
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:49,685
It's working!
1045
01:21:57,413 --> 01:22:02,078
Hey, Johnny's corny music
is defeating the evil music.
1046
01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:03,616
I kind of like it.
1047
01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:27,477
No!
1048
01:22:50,632 --> 01:22:53,670
I'm a slave to the rhythm!
1049
01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:00,923
No!
1050
01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:05,011
Drac, what are you doing?
1051
01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:07,180
You got to be greater than the haters!
1052
01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:24,197
Why?
1053
01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:26,498
Why, after everything,
1054
01:23:27,169 --> 01:23:29,206
would you save my life?
1055
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:32,376
Because basically we are all the same.
1056
01:23:32,883 --> 01:23:36,171
Claws or hands, two eyes or three eyes.
1057
01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:38,218
- Green skin.
- No skin.
1058
01:23:38,305 --> 01:23:39,716
- Prickly.
- Brainy.
1059
01:23:45,521 --> 01:23:46,886
I'm sorry.
1060
01:23:55,822 --> 01:23:57,904
You are amazing.
1061
01:24:08,710 --> 01:24:11,168
Look at me, Dennis. Look at me.
1062
01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,585
Come on, you can't deny it.
1063
01:24:15,259 --> 01:24:17,341
No! I'm too young to Zing!
1064
01:24:22,266 --> 01:24:24,223
Well, I feel kind of silly now.
1065
01:24:25,143 --> 01:24:27,760
For decades I have hunted your kind,
1066
01:24:28,313 --> 01:24:29,769
persecuted you.
1067
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:36,102
The only thing I can do
to make it up to you is
1068
01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:38,692
give you
1069
01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:41,858
a 30% refund.
1070
01:24:42,995 --> 01:24:44,406
Preposterous!
1071
01:24:45,956 --> 01:24:47,321
All right.
1072
01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:48,784
Full refund.
1073
01:25:19,489 --> 01:25:22,322
Wayne, Wanda, what happened to you guys?
1074
01:25:22,409 --> 01:25:24,867
Yeah, we, like,
hardly saw you on the cruise.
1075
01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:26,068
Yeah, I know.
1076
01:25:26,163 --> 01:25:29,030
We got tranquilized and spent
most of the trip locked in a closet.
1077
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:32,116
We're gonna book it again
for the holidays.
1078
01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:39,419
Hi. Checking in?
1079
01:25:39,509 --> 01:25:41,216
Yes. Thank you.
1080
01:25:41,428 --> 01:25:43,510
Great. I have a room all ready for you.
1081
01:25:45,182 --> 01:25:47,093
Hey, buddy, would you mind?
1082
01:25:47,517 --> 01:25:48,632
Sure thing, pal.
1083
01:26:04,868 --> 01:26:08,111
Okay, what's going on, sneaky pants?
1084
01:26:08,705 --> 01:26:09,945
Nothing.
1085
01:26:10,415 --> 01:26:14,625
It's just, I wanted to make sure
nobody would bother us.
1086
01:26:15,879 --> 01:26:16,869
Why?
1087
01:26:16,963 --> 01:26:18,670
Are you going to suck-a my blood?
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
1088
01:26:21,635 --> 01:26:22,750
No.
1089
01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:25,419
I was going to ask you
1090
01:26:26,223 --> 01:26:27,805
if you would marry me.
1091
01:26:32,854 --> 01:26:34,310
Well? What do you say?
1092
01:26:35,023 --> 01:26:36,434
Will you marry me?
1093
01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:42,315
Luau l..-
1094
01:26:46,576 --> 01:26:47,611
Wha...
1095
01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:51,241
I mean, I woobee doobeedee?
1096
01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:58,168
What did she say?
1097
01:27:00,090 --> 01:27:01,330
I'm not sure.
1098
01:27:04,594 --> 01:27:05,800
Yes!
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