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She keeps me hanging on the line,
waiting on the side...
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...every single night, same,
hanging by the phone...
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...waiting all alone.
Everybody knows her name.
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I love you, I love you, I love you!
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Jenny, slow down.
You're going to have an aneurism.
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What's a girl to do?
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In a perfect world...
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I'd be perfect, too.
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Oh my, God.
You're the coolest friend ever.
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This is the birthday of my life!
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Yeah, well, anything for a friend.
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- Hi, guys...
- Euw, make it go away.
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I figured you too would be
in these cheap seats.
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These seats are amazing.
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Yeah, well, I'm down where Jason can
sweat all over me. Peace, ladies.
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Every single night...
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...same.
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She's a perfect girl.
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Jason!
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Is it just me?
Or is it hot in here?
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Don't do it.
Don't you do it!
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He did it.
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Oh my God.
This is my favorite song!
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I love you!
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You say, you learned to sleep alone.
And I say I miss the way you breathe.
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- You say...
- I'm going!
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Jenny!
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A little to the left.
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- Jason!
- Hey, watch the hands, dude.
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Faster!
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Pulling you back in. Do you see?
Something...
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You want to see again?
I can be the one.
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I can make it up to you.
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Take me back.
I'm the lonely boy who...
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- Ioves you...
- Don't even think about it.
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Come on now.
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Come on, do you feel something...
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...pulling you back in?
Do you see something...
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You want to see again?
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I can be the one.
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I can make it up to you.
Take me back.
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I'm a lonely boy who needs you.
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Jason, I love you.
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Thank you, Boston.
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Good morning, Beantown.
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Jason masters kicked
off his world tour...
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...with a sell-out
crowd last night.
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One lucky fan made it onstage
last night and got her own personal...
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...souvenir-the shirt off his back.
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Mom, you won't believe this.
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I was picked up by the crowd
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and I was passed hand over
hand to Jason...
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...and just as I was about to reach him,
who do I get knocked down by?
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Alexis?
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Story of my life.
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Mom? Do you realize that
I wasted all of high school...
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...just waiting for someone
to sweep me off my feet?
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And now time's run out.
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And all I've got to
show for it is a boring diploma.
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Sometimes love
just sneaks up on you.
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Four years in high school
with no boyfriend. That's sad.
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What about Ryan?
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He's my best friend.
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That'd be like kissing
my little brother.
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I need a man.
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Someone tough and rugged
and smoldering.
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Just be careful what you wish for,
honey.
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You might just get it.
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You and Ryan are
going to have an amazing time.
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Working all summer...
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...in a Caribbean resort.
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The temperature in Indonesia is 95.
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Why don't you take mom
on a real vacation?
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Like maybe a country
with indoor plumbing.
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We get to be in nature's belly.
No cars, no phone, no world wide web.
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- Just the two of us.
- Yeah...
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And nude beaches.
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I'll never get that
image out of my head.
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Don't even try, sweetheart.
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Oh! Oh! I've cut myself.
Oh, that's bad.
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Here, dad.
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Oh, I'm feeling week.
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I might pass out.
If I don't make it, remember...
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...that I love you both.
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I want you to donate my organs
to the people who...
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Oh! That's much better.
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That's good, because I couldn't
decide for a minute...
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...who I wanted to donate my organs to.
I probably should keep them.
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Well, you're gonna make
one hell of a doctor.
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You haven't seen the bill yet.
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I'm gonna miss you, baby.
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Have we got the coolest
daughter or what?
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Word, darling.
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You guys are weird.
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- Hello.
- Ryan.
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Hey!
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- Are you ready?
- I was born ready.
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Oh, you're going to miss my home
cooking at St. Lucha this summer.
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Sir, I, uh...
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I hope that you're going to be
okay with the situation...
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- in St. Lucia this summer.
- Situation?
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Yeah, living situation
with Jenny and me.
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Oh, you mean the two
of you being roomies.
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Ryan, you're the last guy
in the world I'm worried about.
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The last guy.
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I'm more worried about that
rat-faced kid, Lenny.
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The guy with the lazy eye
and the boils on his chin.
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But I'll be serious with you.
I am down with it. It is tight, man.
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Totally cool.
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You have a kick-ass time.
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Now give me five.
And up high.
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Motown bounce, slip and slide,
back side and keep on trucking my man.
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Welcome to
Sun Village Beach Resort.
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Thank you.
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- Oh, hey.
- Not bad.
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Pretty rad, huh?
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This is so cool.
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Oh my God, I'm sorry.
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- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
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I didn't know the hotel
took food stamps.
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Huh?
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We're here on the school's
summer job program.
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You found out that this was
Jason's favorite resort, didn't you?
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Who doesn't know?
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Well, if he shows up,
stay out of my way.
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He's mine.
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Up your meds, Alexis.
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Whatever, just stay out of my way.
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Have you been pumping up, Ryan?
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I like it.
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Thanks.
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I mean, I bought a Bowflex.
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What?
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This will be your home
for the next three months.
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This is the finest resort
in the Caribbean.
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Now, I expect you...
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...to protect the reputation
of the Sun Village Beach resort...
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...at Beach with
your lives if necessary.
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Did I make a joke?
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You laugh.
I didn't make a joke.
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No, I just remembered a joke.
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That I told him on the plane.
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Two priests
and a rabbi in a boat...
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There'll be no drinking
and no drugs.
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There'll be no canoodling
with guests and no hanky-panky.
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This is the wall of together.
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- We're not together.
- Yeah, there will be no hanky-panky.
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I want no trouble.
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Comprende?
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Comprende.
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Your assignments are on the board.
You will be a lifeguard.
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And you will work as a floater.
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A floater?
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You will float
from one task to the next.
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You will fill in where needed.
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These are your employee handbooks.
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I expect you to study it,
know it, live it.
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Comprende
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Yes, Mr. Hernandez.
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I mean, comprende.
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- Here's your Mama-Wanna, Ma'am.
- Thanks.
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Here you go, Ryan.
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Hey, I'm digging this
older woman thing.
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See some guys wouldn't
even roll like that.
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My deal is if she's sliding
a Rolex my way...
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I'll be the bitch. I'll be the biggest bitch
you got, cause I don't care man.
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Oh-la, oh-la, man,
check the chunky on that monkey.
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Hey, that hit
about twenty to three.
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Watch and learn, Holmes.
Watch and learn.
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Hey, hey, girl you fine.
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I'll bet under that you ain't
wearing nothing but a G-string.
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Nothing.
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I ain't mad at you.
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That's all right,
cause you're still fine, still fine.
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Smooth, Chase.
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Hey, man, you can't fault
a fellow for trying.
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- That's all, I'm saying.
- Help!
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Help!
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Help!
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I'll go call in the code.
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Yea. Do that.
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Hey, baby, did I rock your world?
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Never mind.
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- Mommy!
- Yeah, you better run.
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Jenny a reminder. Hotel policy strictly
prohibits the killing of guests.
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Well, I didn't get the memo.
The little deviant copped a feel.
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- Above or below the equator?
- Above. And I got tongued too.
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My mouth tastes
like Captain Crunch.
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You don't have much
impulse control do you?
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What's that?
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Thought so.
So. What are you doing tonight?
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Gargling Clorox.
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- I touched her boobie.
- Then killing myself.
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Okay, but before that?
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I don't know. Why?
You want to hang out?
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Um... well... yeah,
I mean, if... if you want to.
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Ryan, please assert yourself.
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Okay, well, if you want to,
and only if you want to.
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We could do something,
but only if you want to...
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...because I want what you want.
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- All right, well, that's a start.
- Yo, yo, yo!
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Cannonball!
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Hey, hey, could I get
some help over here?
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Coming!
Let me see. Okay.
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You'll live. Unfortunately.
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And that's what you get
for touching boobies.
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Dog. You been holding out on me.
Who was that?
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Jenny Taylor.
She's too young for you.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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- It's not fair.
- What?
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Look at them.
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Closest thing I ever had to a date
was a fat kid with breasts.
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Guys ask you out.
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Yeah, but I'm a woman, Ryan.
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You want the right guy
to ask you out.
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I'm okay, right?
Nothing's wrong with me?
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You're perfect.
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Thanks. You're the only
one who seems to think so.
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- Jenny?
- Yeah?
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What?
Is there something on my face?
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No, no, it's just, uh...
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Weird.
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Yeah, I could get used to this.
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Water looks so great.
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- You wanna race?
- Let's do it!
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- Oh, come on, is that all you got?
- Hey!
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Hey, check out that swim suit.
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Who's the grossest
person we know?
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- Oh, no contest. Chester Arbiter.
- Euw, I remember Chester Arbiter.
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In the third grade...
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...he used to stick his finger up
his nose and wiggle his eyes.
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Yeah.
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- Yeah, well, we've got a winner.
- You had a crush on him.
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With the eye-wiggler?
Uh, huh, you bet.
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I have to go.
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Where?
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Shopping.
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Want me to come?
I thought maybe I'd...
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For bras.
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We're not doing that kind
of press anymore.
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Get to cover it.
That hillbilly will do anything.
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Excuse me.
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Welcome back to the Sun Village
Beach Resort, Mr. Masters.
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You look amazing.
As always.
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You are our favorite guest.
I believe this is your fifteenth visit.
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Yeah, yeah,
we've heard it all before.
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We hope your stay will be...
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...a restful one and all that crap.
Save it for someone who cares, love.
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00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:13,160
Presidential Suite.
251
00:16:20,225 --> 00:16:21,055
Hello, Jenny.
252
00:16:21,226 --> 00:16:22,306
Hello.
253
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:26,106
The great thing about being chief
lifeguard is I can see the future.
254
00:16:26,397 --> 00:16:27,447
Really, what's in mine?
255
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,158
You're taking
my shift tomorrow morning.
256
00:16:29,369 --> 00:16:31,129
What? When do you work?
257
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:33,830
- When I want to.
- Alexis.
258
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,855
That's immediate
supervisor Alexis.
259
00:16:42,122 --> 00:16:43,012
How's the new boss?
260
00:16:43,186 --> 00:16:45,996
Cruella. What's the penalty
for second degree murder?
261
00:16:46,252 --> 00:16:48,202
Well, now that you've told me,
it's first degree.
262
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:49,890
Oh right. So what's up?
263
00:16:50,089 --> 00:16:51,499
Promise you won't make a scene.
264
00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:52,919
Please.
265
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:56,160
As we speak,
Jason Masters is checking in.
266
00:16:56,428 --> 00:16:57,778
Jason's here?
He's here?!
267
00:16:57,972 --> 00:16:58,862
Yeah, he's here on a lay over.
268
00:16:59,035 --> 00:17:02,745
My God! He's here! Right now!
Jason Masters is here!
269
00:17:03,143 --> 00:17:04,253
Don't tell Alexis.
270
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:10,736
We R&R here and I'll get you your
teeth whitened after lunch, okay love?
271
00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:12,637
- I need him for five minutes.
- No!
272
00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:14,951
Okay, don't trust me.
All right I am...
273
00:17:15,187 --> 00:17:16,907
All right, I am cranking,
I am cranking...
274
00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:19,456
People magazine. U.S. National.
275
00:17:19,785 --> 00:17:20,615
What?
276
00:17:24,196 --> 00:17:26,236
- Todd!
- What, no, I said rescue.
277
00:17:26,427 --> 00:17:28,397
Because Jason is leaving,
that's why.
278
00:17:53,987 --> 00:17:56,357
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. Oh my God.
279
00:17:56,594 --> 00:17:58,954
- Are you sure?
- Never better.
280
00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:01,200
- What's your name?
- Jenny.
281
00:18:01,432 --> 00:18:03,532
My first crush was named Jenny.
282
00:18:08,637 --> 00:18:10,097
I'll show you to your villa.
283
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,080
Be careful, beautiful.
284
00:18:19,545 --> 00:18:20,695
He's a god.
285
00:18:22,412 --> 00:18:23,362
Short god.
286
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:33,160
I have personally made sure that
everything is the way you like it.
287
00:18:33,528 --> 00:18:34,608
You mean without you here.
288
00:18:37,094 --> 00:18:38,024
Oh, God.
289
00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:45,873
Yo, Jason,
which one of us is hotter?
290
00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:49,783
You're a sunset; you're a rainbow.
How can I choose between that?
291
00:18:51,139 --> 00:18:53,759
Don't push me.
Don't push me!
292
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,010
Deason sent this over.
Isn't it fierce?
293
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,460
It's like, c'mere,
but go away.
294
00:19:00,648 --> 00:19:03,338
I'm a big strong man.
Hold me. Sexy, but not yet.
295
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:06,400
Belinda, just call for the
Lear jet for six hours.
296
00:19:06,656 --> 00:19:07,736
Do that later.
297
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,850
Hey, she's not a
Don't hurt her, okay?
298
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,016
Thank you.
299
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,291
- Cheers
- Hello?
300
00:19:12,464 --> 00:19:13,544
Bonjour
301
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,524
Beats me.
302
00:19:26,384 --> 00:19:28,264
I think Jason and I had a connection.
303
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,220
- Not this again.
- I don't believe in coincidences.
304
00:19:31,452 --> 00:19:32,722
Almost meeting him in the
concert at Boston...
305
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,802
...and then meeting him in the lobby.
What are the odds?
306
00:19:35,018 --> 00:19:38,088
A rock star staying at a resort.
It is shocking, I tell you.
307
00:19:38,355 --> 00:19:41,075
Stop it. I think if he met me,
I might have a chance.
308
00:19:41,326 --> 00:19:43,086
And when you have an opportunity,
you take it.
309
00:19:43,297 --> 00:19:45,667
- You're acting like a little kid.
- Are you calling me immature?
310
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,904
Shoe. Foot. Fits.
Yeah. I am.
311
00:19:48,135 --> 00:19:51,485
Look! I don't want to be 90 and dead
thinking that I might have had a shot.
312
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,633
Do you even think
when you're dead?
313
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,910
I don't want to spend the rest
of my life wondering "what if?"
314
00:19:57,177 --> 00:19:58,937
- Well, you better move fast.
- What?
315
00:19:59,147 --> 00:20:00,077
He's leaving tomorrow.
316
00:20:01,014 --> 00:20:02,294
I told you.
He's only here on a lay over.
317
00:20:02,484 --> 00:20:03,524
He's got a concert in D.C.
318
00:20:03,714 --> 00:20:04,864
That only leaves tonight.
319
00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:06,479
Tonight, he's going
on the Sunset Pirate Cruise.
320
00:20:06,686 --> 00:20:08,216
So, forget it.
321
00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:10,328
Pirate cruise.
322
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:25,024
All right, Jason,
what lucky girl or girls tonight?
323
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,514
Find out if
she has anything contagious.
324
00:20:30,242 --> 00:20:34,132
Hello, darling, tell me.
Have you spent any time in Haiti?
325
00:20:34,475 --> 00:20:35,465
Never been there.
326
00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:49,992
Two words for you.
327
00:20:50,158 --> 00:20:53,958
Myocardial infarction.
Stop eating.
328
00:20:54,735 --> 00:20:56,255
We're headed
for a tropical depression.
329
00:20:56,768 --> 00:20:58,528
- Plot a new heading.
- Yes, sir.
330
00:21:05,246 --> 00:21:06,076
Jason.
331
00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,026
Deviled egg?
332
00:21:27,059 --> 00:21:28,139
Are you okay?
333
00:21:29,270 --> 00:21:31,440
I see you had the
Caribbean stew for dinner.
334
00:21:33,473 --> 00:21:34,333
How's that?
335
00:21:35,475 --> 00:21:36,425
Perfect.
336
00:21:42,576 --> 00:21:45,096
Man overboard!
Man overboard!
337
00:21:46,017 --> 00:21:47,987
Help!
338
00:21:55,027 --> 00:21:56,437
Grab the raft! Quick!
339
00:22:10,177 --> 00:22:13,917
Help! Help! Help!
340
00:22:14,181 --> 00:22:15,221
Come here!
341
00:22:16,444 --> 00:22:17,524
Help!
342
00:22:21,481 --> 00:22:23,311
- What happened?
- You fell overboard.
343
00:22:24,891 --> 00:22:26,061
It's bad.
344
00:22:28,321 --> 00:22:30,111
I don't see him.
Where is he?
345
00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:31,501
I don't see him, either.
346
00:22:31,627 --> 00:22:34,407
He might not be too far.
He might be right down here.
347
00:22:34,525 --> 00:22:36,735
- Mr. Masters is not on board.
- What?
348
00:22:36,965 --> 00:22:38,305
We're missing a life raft too.
349
00:22:38,863 --> 00:22:40,773
Don't muck about.
Go and find him.
350
00:22:41,001 --> 00:22:42,501
In this weather,
with 150 mile an hour wind.
351
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,110
No, we call the Coast Guard.
352
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,850
But...
353
00:22:50,948 --> 00:22:52,318
I'm toast.
354
00:23:12,867 --> 00:23:13,817
Jason.
355
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,265
- Why'd you hit me?
- I heard an irregular heartbeat.
356
00:23:28,717 --> 00:23:29,417
Who are you?
357
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,590
Jenny Taylor.
We met in the lobby.
358
00:23:31,824 --> 00:23:34,404
I fell,
you said careful beautiful.
359
00:23:36,058 --> 00:23:38,478
Right. I don't see the boat.
Do you see the boat?
360
00:23:38,727 --> 00:23:41,987
I've been meaning to ask you.
The song, Love is a Vail.
361
00:23:42,262 --> 00:23:43,642
Is that about Avril?
362
00:23:44,003 --> 00:23:44,503
What? No, no.
363
00:23:44,671 --> 00:23:46,451
Have you seen a plane?
Anything?
364
00:23:46,673 --> 00:23:50,463
I made a bet with my friend Wendy.
She swore that song was about Avril.
365
00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:52,980
And I'm hearing from
the horse's mouth, it isn't.
366
00:23:53,210 --> 00:23:55,030
That's worth a free dinner
at Claim Jumper.
367
00:23:55,212 --> 00:23:57,352
Can we save the
Teen People interview for later?
368
00:23:57,611 --> 00:23:59,781
It's so cool that we're
hanging out right now.
369
00:24:00,019 --> 00:24:01,419
We're in a raft
in the middle of the ocean.
370
00:24:01,615 --> 00:24:03,075
Do you see the problem?
371
00:24:04,753 --> 00:24:06,693
- It's amazing.
- Guess not.
372
00:24:06,922 --> 00:24:11,202
Even after puking, falling overboard,
spending the night in a raft
373
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,040
...and almost dying in a storm,
you still look really good.
374
00:24:23,167 --> 00:24:24,797
- Oh my God!
- What?
375
00:24:25,003 --> 00:24:26,313
There's a shark out there!
376
00:24:26,535 --> 00:24:28,445
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
377
00:24:28,673 --> 00:24:29,623
He's under the boat!
378
00:24:30,508 --> 00:24:31,938
Not good! Not good!
379
00:24:39,955 --> 00:24:40,815
Yeah.
380
00:24:41,957 --> 00:24:43,267
I knew it was a dolphin.
381
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,347
Jenny, can you turn that off?
382
00:25:01,145 --> 00:25:02,255
Jenny, please.
383
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:04,806
Please, just shut it off.
384
00:25:18,589 --> 00:25:19,319
Look!
385
00:25:21,457 --> 00:25:22,407
Paddle!
386
00:25:23,198 --> 00:25:25,048
Is it true that you're
dating Hillary Duff?
387
00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:25,777
What?
388
00:25:25,930 --> 00:25:26,470
No.
389
00:25:26,629 --> 00:25:28,609
Good.
I don't think she's right for you.
390
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,410
Would you pick up the paddle?
391
00:25:48,516 --> 00:25:49,696
- Okay.
- Scrub.
392
00:25:54,522 --> 00:25:56,412
- Ah! My ankle!
- Are you okay?
393
00:25:58,234 --> 00:25:59,604
Okay, hold on. Wait!
394
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:03,196
Wait!
395
00:26:03,469 --> 00:26:04,709
- Great.
- Let me see.
396
00:26:04,835 --> 00:26:07,295
That's okay. Let me see.
I know what to do.
397
00:26:09,339 --> 00:26:11,229
Judging from the girlish
pitch in your scream,
398
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:12,585
you may have broken it.
399
00:26:14,251 --> 00:26:16,581
Yet.
You remain all man to me.
400
00:26:21,321 --> 00:26:23,461
- How am I gonna get off the beach?
- Okay, look.
401
00:26:24,324 --> 00:26:26,744
I'll go get some help,
and you just wait here.
402
00:26:27,056 --> 00:26:28,966
Of course, that's silly
because you can't go anywhere.
403
00:26:31,332 --> 00:26:33,562
You just sit tight.
Write a song.
404
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,070
Hello!
405
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,900
Oh my God.
406
00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:35,121
So is help coming?
407
00:27:35,292 --> 00:27:37,302
Uh...
No. No, I don't think so.
408
00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:38,733
Why not?
409
00:27:40,934 --> 00:27:43,034
Well, customarily,
when you get help...
410
00:27:43,269 --> 00:27:47,289
...it requires, well,
finding another person.
411
00:27:47,607 --> 00:27:49,647
And why didn't you find anyone?
412
00:27:50,912 --> 00:27:52,152
Two options.
413
00:27:52,539 --> 00:27:55,809
Option number one.
Everyone else on the planet...
414
00:27:56,084 --> 00:28:00,074
...has been killed by an alien
death ray, which isn't likely.
415
00:28:00,349 --> 00:28:01,559
And option two?
416
00:28:01,923 --> 00:28:04,603
The storm must have sent us
hundreds of miles away.
417
00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:08,222
We're marooned.
418
00:28:11,027 --> 00:28:12,137
What like the color?
419
00:28:15,135 --> 00:28:17,075
- Have you seen Jenny?
- No, man, why?
420
00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:20,114
- She didn't come home last night.
- Girl going wild?
421
00:28:20,370 --> 00:28:21,450
You weren't with her?
422
00:28:21,903 --> 00:28:22,443
No.
423
00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:28,001
But I did see her sneaking on to the
pirate cruise in a waitress uniform.
424
00:28:28,378 --> 00:28:31,278
The music world is awaiting word
on the whereabouts of pop...
425
00:28:31,548 --> 00:28:32,978
...icon Jason Masters.
426
00:28:33,185 --> 00:28:35,735
The triple platinum recording
artist was lost...
427
00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:37,160
...at sea last night.
428
00:28:37,356 --> 00:28:40,516
There are reports that
a woman was lost with him.
429
00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:43,156
Did you actually see
Jason fall overboard?
430
00:28:43,393 --> 00:28:44,733
No, I believe that happened
below decks actually.
431
00:28:44,926 --> 00:28:48,126
Sir, can you give us an update
on the search for Jason Masters?
432
00:28:48,398 --> 00:28:52,558
Well, the tides are a powerful force.
We're covering a 500 mile area.
433
00:28:52,871 --> 00:28:55,581
- With every asset available to us.
- Could they have survived?
434
00:28:56,574 --> 00:28:58,674
If they used a life raft,
it increases their chances.
435
00:28:58,909 --> 00:29:01,179
Can you confirm that the
missing woman is Jenny Taylor?
436
00:29:01,412 --> 00:29:04,162
The manifest says that
Jenny Taylor is unaccounted for.
437
00:29:04,415 --> 00:29:04,865
We're operating under
the assumption that it is...
438
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,320
Oh, my God!
439
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:09,302
My Jason lost at sea.
This can't be happening.
440
00:29:10,224 --> 00:29:11,114
Jenny.
441
00:29:11,558 --> 00:29:14,168
- I say we get back in the raft.
- And how do we navigate? No
442
00:29:14,426 --> 00:29:16,366
We're gonna send up a flare
and get some help.
443
00:29:16,689 --> 00:29:17,969
- Okay, let me do that.
- No, I got it.
444
00:29:18,159 --> 00:29:18,659
No, no, no.
445
00:29:18,826 --> 00:29:21,216
Seriously, Jason,
think of your foot. I got it.
446
00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:29,817
Smooth.
447
00:29:30,171 --> 00:29:31,601
A factory defect?
448
00:29:32,579 --> 00:29:35,799
Well, I am writing a nasty
letter to the manufacturer.
449
00:29:39,117 --> 00:29:41,897
Can you confirm
that the mystery woman is missing...
450
00:29:42,152 --> 00:29:44,252
That's ridiculous.
No more comments.
451
00:29:44,488 --> 00:29:45,918
Is this a cover-up for
a secret marriage?
452
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:48,775
You're blaming me for losing him?
Why is it my fault?
453
00:29:49,462 --> 00:29:50,602
Yes, I'm the Road Manager...
454
00:29:50,797 --> 00:29:53,827
...but where does it say
I'm responsible for his well-being?
455
00:29:54,498 --> 00:29:56,638
It's in my contract?
Where does it say that?
456
00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:58,306
- Hello?
- You can't sack me!
457
00:29:58,836 --> 00:29:59,666
Can you please hold?
458
00:29:59,837 --> 00:30:03,857
Look, please.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
459
00:30:05,645 --> 00:30:06,435
Bollocks!
460
00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:09,734
I've got your wife on line 1
and your girlfriend on line 2.
461
00:30:11,275 --> 00:30:15,405
- Did they both just hear that?
- Whoops. My bad.
462
00:30:17,657 --> 00:30:21,677
Hello, darling. I love you, too.
How's the dog?
463
00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:27,685
That's negative.
I'm heading west to check that area.
464
00:30:35,102 --> 00:30:37,432
You've reached the Taylors.
Jenny's in the Caribbean.
465
00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:41,447
Ben and Bree are in the jungles
of Indonesia, possibly naked.
466
00:30:42,005 --> 00:30:43,385
Leave a message.
467
00:30:46,009 --> 00:30:48,759
Okay.
We've got a Jason Masters key chain.
468
00:30:49,012 --> 00:30:51,702
A paper clip, a room key
to the Beverly Wilshire.
469
00:30:51,953 --> 00:30:56,363
A thousand pesos, a first-aid kit
from the raft, matches and a...
470
00:30:56,686 --> 00:30:59,176
- That's it?
- Oh, and three sugar-free Certs.
471
00:31:00,795 --> 00:31:03,035
- We're doomed.
- No, we're not.
472
00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:07,859
We're gonna live off the land,
like the castaways we are.
473
00:31:08,532 --> 00:31:09,552
How?
474
00:31:16,081 --> 00:31:17,161
Maybe it's a bad one.
475
00:31:18,875 --> 00:31:19,545
What's for lunch?
476
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,980
- Jason's lost at sea.
- You don't even know Jason.
477
00:32:17,468 --> 00:32:20,288
- I've known Jenny forever.
- Who said anything about her?
478
00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:23,951
Do you have a
little thing for Taylor?
479
00:32:24,277 --> 00:32:26,377
- No, it's just that...
- You do.
480
00:32:26,675 --> 00:32:29,745
Is she as I thought.
You can tell me. No tongue, right?
481
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:31,326
I wouldn't know.
482
00:32:31,555 --> 00:32:32,795
Are you a virgin?
483
00:32:35,893 --> 00:32:37,233
That's a turn-on.
484
00:32:49,104 --> 00:32:51,304
I can't take it.
We're going to starve to death.
485
00:32:51,565 --> 00:32:55,185
Just hold on.
You're Jason Masters for God's sake.
486
00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:56,845
The whole world
will be looking for you.
487
00:32:57,039 --> 00:32:58,639
We'll be found in no time.
488
00:33:03,713 --> 00:33:05,443
How'd you get so handy
with the medical tape?
489
00:33:05,653 --> 00:33:07,243
I'm going
to be pre-med in the fall.
490
00:33:07,415 --> 00:33:09,805
Oh, I knew you were
a smart girl.
491
00:33:10,053 --> 00:33:11,133
Don't tell anyone.
492
00:33:11,325 --> 00:33:13,775
Apparently, guys don't
like girls with brains.
493
00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:18,146
I have met some of the most
beautiful women in the world.
494
00:33:18,468 --> 00:33:21,428
But if they're brain dead,
I move on.
495
00:33:22,263 --> 00:33:26,743
I mean, what's the point of having
beauty if you don't have brains, huh?
496
00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:28,761
No, my girl's gotta be smart.
497
00:33:32,775 --> 00:33:34,535
Are you all right?
You look a little flushed.
498
00:33:34,745 --> 00:33:38,065
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm fine. Okay.
499
00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:41,525
I'm gonna go.
I'll be back.
500
00:33:42,722 --> 00:33:43,672
Well, what can I do?
501
00:33:43,859 --> 00:33:45,609
Just rest that ankle.
502
00:33:46,622 --> 00:33:48,792
And... Do your hair like this.
503
00:33:51,929 --> 00:33:53,169
Perfect.
504
00:33:59,468 --> 00:34:00,368
Anything?
505
00:34:01,334 --> 00:34:02,484
Nothing, sir.
506
00:34:03,378 --> 00:34:07,528
Beating sun.
No food, no water. No chance.
507
00:34:14,983 --> 00:34:19,013
Scrambled.
Fried. Poached.
508
00:35:08,706 --> 00:35:09,756
Jenny?
509
00:35:16,318 --> 00:35:17,358
Jenny!
510
00:35:19,748 --> 00:35:21,378
How do I get back
to that beach?
511
00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:30,137
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
512
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:34,348
Jason!
513
00:35:35,598 --> 00:35:37,088
Jason, we're saved!
514
00:35:37,371 --> 00:35:38,541
Ah, you came back!
515
00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:42,270
You were gone so long,
I thought something happened to you.
516
00:35:43,304 --> 00:35:45,094
I couldn't imagine going
through this without you.
517
00:35:45,441 --> 00:35:46,721
I need you.
518
00:35:49,873 --> 00:35:50,893
You need me?
519
00:35:51,145 --> 00:35:52,195
Of course.
520
00:35:58,788 --> 00:36:03,038
Don't worry,
we'll get through this together.
521
00:36:43,793 --> 00:36:45,103
How's your ankle?
522
00:36:45,566 --> 00:36:49,276
Oh, this Advil's a life saver.
Can't feel a thing.
523
00:36:51,072 --> 00:36:52,052
How'd you do that?
524
00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,858
Oh, what? The fire?
It's a little thing called physics.
525
00:36:54,971 --> 00:36:57,661
You create kinetic energy
between two surfaces.
526
00:36:59,611 --> 00:37:01,241
And voila! Fire!
527
00:37:01,718 --> 00:37:02,828
Where'd you learn that?
528
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:05,985
Girl Scouts. Oysters?
529
00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:06,751
Sweet.
530
00:37:06,921 --> 00:37:07,871
Where'd you get these?
531
00:37:08,057 --> 00:37:09,677
The ocean of course.
532
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,450
I'm starving.
533
00:37:12,562 --> 00:37:14,472
Well, not with
Jenny Taylor on the case.
534
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:16,319
Oh, I hope you like mangoes.
535
00:37:18,797 --> 00:37:20,007
You're a lifesaver.
536
00:37:31,310 --> 00:37:33,290
How can they expect me
to work with Jenny missing?
537
00:37:33,781 --> 00:37:35,791
You still have a job to do.
Go for it.
538
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:19,670
In the water.
539
00:39:03,572 --> 00:39:04,652
Banana.
540
00:39:09,078 --> 00:39:10,248
You rock.
541
00:39:31,131 --> 00:39:34,031
I was just thinking that
your life is such a whirlwind...
542
00:39:34,302 --> 00:39:36,982
...concerts,
shooting on location.
543
00:39:38,369 --> 00:39:41,949
How can you stand
being alone with just me?
544
00:39:42,279 --> 00:39:43,549
It's not so bad.
545
00:39:43,843 --> 00:39:46,363
It's actually the first time in
two years that I've been able to think.
546
00:39:47,482 --> 00:39:48,882
What do you think about?
547
00:39:49,484 --> 00:39:50,594
Stuff.
548
00:39:52,988 --> 00:39:54,258
Things.
549
00:39:55,584 --> 00:39:57,794
Other stuff. You know.
550
00:39:59,056 --> 00:40:00,586
The whole deal.
551
00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:06,250
So, uh, your girlfriend must
be going nuts right now.
552
00:40:07,367 --> 00:40:09,307
She's not, cause I'm in between.
553
00:40:11,068 --> 00:40:12,178
You've gotta be kidding me.
554
00:40:12,372 --> 00:40:14,642
No, it's like you said,
you know, you get so busy.
555
00:40:16,073 --> 00:40:18,213
- What about you, though?
- What about me?
556
00:40:18,513 --> 00:40:20,423
Your boyfriend.
He must be going out of his mind.
557
00:40:20,578 --> 00:40:22,548
Oh, I'm not with anyone.
I'm as free as a bird.
558
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:28,950
Come on. I can't believe you
haven't hooked up with some one.
559
00:40:29,222 --> 00:40:32,802
I mean, A guy would be nuts
to give up a girl like you.
560
00:40:35,364 --> 00:40:37,914
Well, if you're trying
to make me blush then...
561
00:40:39,295 --> 00:40:40,635
...you've succeeded.
562
00:40:41,266 --> 00:40:43,466
You are an amazing girl.
563
00:40:44,373 --> 00:40:47,153
And it sucks being marooned,
but if I had to be marooned...
564
00:40:48,169 --> 00:40:49,629
I'm glad it's with you.
565
00:40:56,615 --> 00:40:58,465
Pretend that you didn't hear that.
566
00:40:59,013 --> 00:41:00,033
You got it.
567
00:41:03,955 --> 00:41:04,685
Good night.
568
00:41:04,883 --> 00:41:05,653
Good night.
569
00:41:16,532 --> 00:41:19,602
Tonight on INN news.
Are we spending too much money...
570
00:41:19,868 --> 00:41:24,148
...rescuing fat car stars.
You'll decide. Let's take it again.
571
00:41:24,613 --> 00:41:27,923
Still no word from Jason Masters
or his female companion, Jenny Taylor.
572
00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:30,380
Was it love gone bad on the high
seas that jilted lover...
573
00:41:30,608 --> 00:41:33,398
...sending him into the briny deep.
Only time will tell.
574
00:41:33,653 --> 00:41:38,443
Yes, Jason was wearing Giordina
slacks and sandals by Villa Lobos.
575
00:41:40,618 --> 00:41:41,668
Thirsty?
576
00:41:42,787 --> 00:41:43,807
Yeah.
577
00:41:50,263 --> 00:41:51,163
You look...
578
00:41:53,005 --> 00:41:54,625
Are you wearing lipstick?
579
00:41:54,841 --> 00:41:58,481
Oh, I found some berries that had
a great color. You like?
580
00:41:59,376 --> 00:42:00,486
Your hair.
581
00:42:00,638 --> 00:42:01,718
Genetic.
582
00:42:01,912 --> 00:42:04,912
You are the prettiest
girl on the island.
583
00:42:05,687 --> 00:42:07,587
Well, I'm the only
girl on the island.
584
00:42:07,783 --> 00:42:10,053
You're so optimistic.
I love that about you.
585
00:42:10,285 --> 00:42:12,905
Well, that's
what makes me me.
586
00:42:13,820 --> 00:42:17,820
You saved my life, Jenny.
I won't forget that.
587
00:42:18,126 --> 00:42:20,906
Oh, you would've
done the same for me.
588
00:42:23,830 --> 00:42:25,080
- What was that?
- What was what?
589
00:42:25,999 --> 00:42:26,769
That.
590
00:42:27,365 --> 00:42:30,785
A tropical bird.
A, uh, twin-breasted farthing.
591
00:42:32,443 --> 00:42:33,143
Are you okay?
592
00:42:33,308 --> 00:42:37,368
Yes! I just remembered that
I left my gas on at the apartment.
593
00:42:37,677 --> 00:42:40,067
It's gonna cost me a fortune.
Kiwi?
594
00:42:41,681 --> 00:42:42,581
Thanks.
595
00:43:02,067 --> 00:43:03,627
24,000 dollars.
596
00:43:04,643 --> 00:43:06,913
Anaconda Records has declined
to pick up this tab...
597
00:43:07,145 --> 00:43:08,895
...because Mr. Masters
isn't residing here.
598
00:43:09,105 --> 00:43:11,015
And you and your party...
599
00:43:11,243 --> 00:43:12,363
...have continued to get the massage,
600
00:43:12,546 --> 00:43:14,486
the room service, the beer,
the scuba lessons.
601
00:43:14,945 --> 00:43:15,995
I can't pay this.
602
00:43:16,185 --> 00:43:17,235
Really?
603
00:43:18,323 --> 00:43:21,413
Listen.
We're in a state of grieving.
604
00:43:21,691 --> 00:43:24,111
Save it for someone who cares.
605
00:43:29,898 --> 00:43:32,098
Damn, Milo,
can you at least light a match?
606
00:43:32,338 --> 00:43:34,888
This is inhumane.
You've got to get us back the villa.
607
00:43:35,132 --> 00:43:37,652
My going to take the bed.
608
00:43:37,906 --> 00:43:39,466
- I don't think so.
- Stop me!
609
00:43:40,012 --> 00:43:41,222
Milo!
610
00:43:43,276 --> 00:43:44,706
Milo, are you there?
611
00:43:45,778 --> 00:43:46,758
You lost Jason Masters.
612
00:43:46,946 --> 00:43:49,116
I didn't lose him.
He bloody vanished.
613
00:43:49,345 --> 00:43:50,015
Find him.
614
00:43:52,556 --> 00:43:53,316
That's mine!
615
00:43:54,224 --> 00:43:57,254
Jason Masters is still lost at sea.
616
00:43:57,519 --> 00:44:00,819
He was about to come out with a line
of cologne called Masters Smell...
617
00:44:01,096 --> 00:44:07,326
...which was to feature his own DNA.
Alas his DNA may be seen no more.
618
00:44:11,805 --> 00:44:12,665
Is this enough?
619
00:44:13,807 --> 00:44:16,047
- No.
- Can I have some credit please?
620
00:44:16,246 --> 00:44:17,386
Credit, no.
621
00:44:17,581 --> 00:44:18,561
No.
622
00:44:55,444 --> 00:44:57,334
I've missed you.
623
00:45:11,794 --> 00:45:13,264
Jenny! Oh my God!
624
00:45:14,067 --> 00:45:15,857
- Ryan.
- You're alive! I thought you were gone!
625
00:45:16,069 --> 00:45:16,999
- Ryan!
- Are you okay?
626
00:45:17,174 --> 00:45:17,764
- Ryan!
- What?
627
00:45:17,935 --> 00:45:19,345
You're hugging me.
I'm naked.
628
00:45:21,106 --> 00:45:22,316
Oh. Sorry.
629
00:45:23,442 --> 00:45:25,682
Okay. You're looking at me
and I'm naked which isn't as bad...
630
00:45:25,913 --> 00:45:28,333
...as your hugging me naked
but still it's really bad.
631
00:45:29,187 --> 00:45:31,257
Towel! Towel! Towel!
632
00:45:31,481 --> 00:45:32,861
I know. What's new?
633
00:45:33,389 --> 00:45:35,139
Brighton has me feeding sea
lions over at Ocean World.
634
00:45:35,349 --> 00:45:36,299
Where have you been?
635
00:45:36,486 --> 00:45:38,466
I mean do you have any idea
what I've been going through?
636
00:45:38,686 --> 00:45:40,576
Oh, you missed me?
That's sweet.
637
00:45:40,792 --> 00:45:41,972
Jenny, what happened?
638
00:45:42,826 --> 00:45:43,846
Kind of complicated.
639
00:45:44,025 --> 00:45:45,585
Complicated?
What does that mean?
640
00:45:46,402 --> 00:45:47,802
It's easier if I show you.
641
00:45:55,338 --> 00:45:56,448
Are you out of your mind?
642
00:45:56,704 --> 00:45:59,804
- It just happened.
- Isn't this kidnapping or something?
643
00:46:00,082 --> 00:46:03,212
No. It's only kidnapping when
you know that you've been kidnapped.
644
00:46:04,045 --> 00:46:05,255
You do know
how nuts you sound?
645
00:46:05,452 --> 00:46:08,352
Ryan, I think he's
actually falling for me.
646
00:46:09,082 --> 00:46:10,992
Yeah, well, there's not
a lot of competition.
647
00:46:11,220 --> 00:46:12,720
No, he likes that I'm smart,
648
00:46:12,919 --> 00:46:14,039
and if this didn't happen,
we wouldn't...
649
00:46:14,223 --> 00:46:15,853
...have been able
to get to know each other.
650
00:46:16,058 --> 00:46:17,338
It's cosmic.
651
00:46:19,801 --> 00:46:21,141
Let me know
when you get back from Jupiter.
652
00:46:21,335 --> 00:46:24,265
- Ryan, I need your help.
- No, you need to get a grip.
653
00:46:24,536 --> 00:46:27,386
This is exactly what I've been
talking about-impulse control.
654
00:46:28,008 --> 00:46:30,378
You don't understand
how wonderful he is.
655
00:46:30,605 --> 00:46:31,885
What's so incredible about him?
656
00:46:32,075 --> 00:46:34,635
Look, I spent all of high school
sequestered in the library...
657
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,640
...just wishing
that somebody would want me.
658
00:46:36,850 --> 00:46:39,430
And suddenly,
Jason Masters likes me.
659
00:46:39,687 --> 00:46:43,997
Boring, Jenny Taylor from
the suburbs of Massachusetts.
660
00:46:44,493 --> 00:46:46,913
There's nothing wrong with being
that girl from Massachusetts, Jenny.
661
00:46:47,152 --> 00:46:50,542
- Nothing at all.
- Look, just help me, please.
662
00:46:55,296 --> 00:46:58,146
Why can't you break into a rock
star's hotel room like normal people?
663
00:46:58,403 --> 00:47:00,443
This isn't about chasing
a rock star.
664
00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:02,396
I wouldn't care if he was
a cab driver.
665
00:47:02,605 --> 00:47:04,515
- Do you know why?
- Why?
666
00:47:04,743 --> 00:47:07,323
Because most people never find
their soul mate and whether he's...
667
00:47:07,579 --> 00:47:11,859
...famous or not, I think that we may
have something really special.
668
00:47:21,228 --> 00:47:23,198
- All right.
- Thank you.
669
00:47:35,169 --> 00:47:35,969
Shopping?
670
00:47:36,504 --> 00:47:39,354
Yeah, I just needed to
pick up a few things.
671
00:47:40,372 --> 00:47:41,302
For you?
672
00:47:41,738 --> 00:47:43,688
- Sensitive skin.
- What are you up to?
673
00:47:43,907 --> 00:47:45,507
Nothing. Just shopping.
674
00:48:20,279 --> 00:48:21,399
Oh my...
675
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:25,309
Let go of me!
What is Jason Masters doing here?
676
00:48:25,555 --> 00:48:28,235
- He's, well, shipwrecked.
- Shipwrecked?
677
00:48:28,495 --> 00:48:30,015
Well, he thinks
he's shipwrecked.
678
00:48:30,226 --> 00:48:32,466
Wait a minute.
He thinks he's stranded.
679
00:48:32,697 --> 00:48:36,487
Three miles from a luxury resort.
She didn't tell him?
680
00:48:36,796 --> 00:48:38,966
It sounds a
lot worse when you say it.
681
00:48:39,205 --> 00:48:41,375
Look! You can't tell anyone, ok?
682
00:48:41,603 --> 00:48:45,823
Moi? Spill the beans?
Not a chance.
683
00:48:55,815 --> 00:48:58,985
Okay, we ran out of Advil but this
banana will take that ache away.
684
00:49:00,956 --> 00:49:03,056
Who knew that bananas
were painkillers?
685
00:49:03,291 --> 00:49:05,911
The jungle is filled
with medicinal wonders.
686
00:49:07,431 --> 00:49:11,071
You rock me, baby.
You rock me around the world twice.
687
00:49:11,498 --> 00:49:14,698
Purgatory Love from
your Respect the Dead CD.
688
00:49:15,503 --> 00:49:19,403
Yeah. Big hit for me.
Triple Platinum.
689
00:49:19,872 --> 00:49:20,922
Oh...
690
00:49:29,351 --> 00:49:30,331
Help!
691
00:49:31,853 --> 00:49:34,183
- Oh my God.
- Help!
692
00:49:35,388 --> 00:49:36,728
Help me!
693
00:49:40,529 --> 00:49:41,809
Thank God I made it.
694
00:49:43,302 --> 00:49:45,472
I must have
been out there for days.
695
00:49:46,003 --> 00:49:48,393
Oh! You need help?
Are you okay?
696
00:49:52,676 --> 00:49:53,536
Who are you?
697
00:49:54,814 --> 00:49:57,494
My name is Alexis Merriti.
698
00:49:58,109 --> 00:50:02,139
I was here for the
Hawaiian Tropics Swimsuit competition.
699
00:50:02,884 --> 00:50:04,734
I was the winner,
of course.
700
00:50:05,449 --> 00:50:09,059
Some of the girls
and I chartered a boat to celebrate.
701
00:50:09,620 --> 00:50:14,190
...and it was this horrible storm.
I was the only one who survived.
702
00:50:14,531 --> 00:50:15,871
We were in the same storm.
703
00:50:16,064 --> 00:50:17,594
What island is this?
704
00:50:17,795 --> 00:50:19,685
I hate to tell you this,
but we don't know.
705
00:50:20,162 --> 00:50:21,822
This island's deserted.
706
00:50:22,664 --> 00:50:23,784
Are you okay?
707
00:50:25,438 --> 00:50:28,288
It's just the hunger...
708
00:50:29,505 --> 00:50:31,135
Well, let me get you something.
709
00:50:34,249 --> 00:50:35,289
One moment!
710
00:50:36,053 --> 00:50:36,993
What are you doing?
711
00:50:37,116 --> 00:50:37,686
Come on.
712
00:50:37,846 --> 00:50:39,506
Do you actually think
that you're in his league?
713
00:50:39,849 --> 00:50:42,439
Not a chance.
Right idea. Wrong girl.
714
00:50:42,686 --> 00:50:43,486
I'm taking him away.
715
00:50:43,655 --> 00:50:46,505
Well, you're too late.
He's already fallen for moi.
716
00:50:46,763 --> 00:50:47,933
Look out, Taylor.
717
00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:50,398
I teach this stuff
at the learning annex.
718
00:50:51,663 --> 00:50:52,773
Mademoiselle.
719
00:50:58,608 --> 00:51:01,318
Merci. You are a prince.
720
00:51:01,538 --> 00:51:02,748
- More?
- Oui.
721
00:51:02,946 --> 00:51:05,016
Oui? Jenny.
722
00:51:11,246 --> 00:51:14,246
Aren't you some sort of singer?
723
00:51:15,355 --> 00:51:16,845
I guess you could say that.
724
00:51:17,190 --> 00:51:18,980
I love music.
725
00:51:19,630 --> 00:51:20,840
I can tell.
726
00:51:23,728 --> 00:51:26,218
I'm putting you to the spa,
and here's your next assignment.
727
00:51:26,470 --> 00:51:29,020
But I've never given
a professional massage before.
728
00:51:29,264 --> 00:51:33,454
It's easy. Just rub.
Mrs. Venable is back there.
729
00:51:39,379 --> 00:51:41,319
Hey, good looking,
what's cooking?
730
00:51:41,944 --> 00:51:43,284
Pardon me, for one second.
731
00:51:43,476 --> 00:51:44,496
Wait you back.
732
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,840
Excuse me, that lady
in there has Elephantitus.
733
00:51:48,054 --> 00:51:50,094
No. She's from the Midwest.
734
00:51:50,317 --> 00:51:52,747
Oh, you are a sick,
evil little man.
735
00:51:52,987 --> 00:51:54,997
Si. And you're a float.
736
00:51:55,229 --> 00:51:56,719
Go float!
737
00:51:57,961 --> 00:52:02,531
Actually, I'm from the Big Apple.
I like it deep.
738
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:04,930
Yes, Ma'am.
739
00:52:05,103 --> 00:52:06,693
We'll work all those kinks out.
740
00:52:08,274 --> 00:52:09,734
Have you got a girlfriend?
741
00:52:11,246 --> 00:52:12,226
Working on it.
742
00:52:12,612 --> 00:52:15,232
You shouldn't have to work
too hard with hands like that.
743
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:18,049
I... oh, oh,
under my left shoulder blade.
744
00:52:20,682 --> 00:52:21,892
Very nice.
745
00:52:31,558 --> 00:52:32,388
What's the matter?
746
00:52:33,529 --> 00:52:34,679
My watch.
747
00:52:36,271 --> 00:52:37,731
Feels like a Rolex.
748
00:52:39,232 --> 00:52:41,122
- Do you mind if I just...
- Go. Go ahead.
749
00:52:51,746 --> 00:52:55,396
You are good.
You are very, very good.
750
00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:57,600
May I give you a massage?
751
00:52:57,793 --> 00:52:59,093
Oh, okay, that's...
752
00:53:15,572 --> 00:53:17,432
Listen, Hernandez.
753
00:53:18,648 --> 00:53:20,818
I know I was out
of line when we first met.
754
00:53:21,181 --> 00:53:25,201
I'm an arrogant, pushy bastard
and I'm very sorry.
755
00:53:27,114 --> 00:53:32,134
That's so sweet, and I accept your
apology a hundred times over.
756
00:53:34,425 --> 00:53:36,665
Now pack up!
You're moving again.
757
00:53:52,547 --> 00:53:53,627
Yeah!
758
00:53:55,550 --> 00:53:56,590
Yeah!
759
00:54:03,923 --> 00:54:05,713
I never got out of the hotel
when I played France.
760
00:54:05,925 --> 00:54:06,555
What's it like?
761
00:54:06,717 --> 00:54:09,207
Yeah. What is France like?
762
00:54:09,428 --> 00:54:12,238
Oh. It's very beautiful.
I did a lot of modeling there.
763
00:54:12,692 --> 00:54:14,522
- To France!
- To France!
764
00:54:15,862 --> 00:54:17,652
You know, Jenny,
you could do some modeling, too.
765
00:54:30,378 --> 00:54:33,158
Parasites are probably
eating her gums away.
766
00:54:33,818 --> 00:54:35,568
- Gross.
- Poor dear.
767
00:54:36,623 --> 00:54:38,693
Do you know the history
of the French kiss?
768
00:54:39,251 --> 00:54:42,351
No, but history fascinates me.
769
00:54:53,630 --> 00:54:55,740
Rosie, quit that crying.
770
00:54:56,372 --> 00:54:57,802
It's not Rosie, it's Gil.
771
00:54:58,010 --> 00:54:59,350
He misses his cat.
772
00:55:53,598 --> 00:55:55,448
Papaya must not agree with you.
773
00:56:22,826 --> 00:56:26,686
My music is commonly interpreted
as existential but it's
774
00:56:26,998 --> 00:56:30,478
more of a steady reflection
on the human deterioration...
775
00:56:31,868 --> 00:56:34,718
Excuse me, we're having
a personal conversation.
776
00:56:34,964 --> 00:56:37,904
Oh, sorry.
Didn't mean to interrupt.
777
00:56:39,876 --> 00:56:42,266
Anyway, you were saying?
778
00:56:43,577 --> 00:56:46,397
I was discovered at a mall
in front of a Cinna-Bun.
779
00:56:46,643 --> 00:56:50,223
And this record promoter
was there with his... kid.
780
00:56:52,190 --> 00:56:53,080
You got the...
781
00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:04,391
- Did you see that?
- I know.
782
00:57:04,598 --> 00:57:06,158
Not a very clean girl.
783
00:57:06,371 --> 00:57:08,271
- No?
- Absolutely no.
784
00:57:08,498 --> 00:57:11,118
Who knows what else
has set up camp in her hair.
785
00:57:11,365 --> 00:57:15,625
Lice?
Cock-a-roaches? Small moles?
786
00:57:15,943 --> 00:57:18,523
That girls needs
a day for the Orkin man.
787
00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:26,558
Don't worry, sweetheart,
we'll shave all that off.
788
00:57:26,850 --> 00:57:28,030
It will grow back.
789
00:57:29,759 --> 00:57:31,989
So. Tell me...
790
00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:35,740
What inspires you
when you write a song?
791
00:58:12,032 --> 00:58:14,812
Wait! Stop!
This is crazy.
792
00:58:15,067 --> 00:58:16,477
We are grown girls.
793
00:58:16,672 --> 00:58:18,872
We shouldn't be at each
other's throats over a guy.
794
00:58:19,102 --> 00:58:21,972
So in the spirit
of sisterhood, truce?
795
00:58:28,946 --> 00:58:30,576
But I'm not a dancer.
796
00:58:30,781 --> 00:58:32,761
Look, one of the dancers
was stung by a jelly fish.
797
00:58:32,981 --> 00:58:35,291
You will replace him.
Just follow along.
798
00:58:35,525 --> 00:58:36,895
- When do I start?
- You're late.
799
00:58:37,090 --> 00:58:37,980
What?
800
00:58:52,605 --> 00:58:54,365
Hey. We need to talk.
801
00:58:54,576 --> 00:58:57,926
Yeah. This is really awkward,
the two of you fighting...
802
00:58:58,204 --> 00:59:02,684
...like wildcats for my attention.
I'd hate it if it wasn't so hot.
803
00:59:04,648 --> 00:59:06,208
Right. Okay.
Listen.
804
00:59:06,421 --> 00:59:08,071
I want you to know,
it's you, Jenny.
805
00:59:08,287 --> 00:59:09,397
It's you I want.
806
00:59:10,321 --> 00:59:13,291
I mean,
Alexis has a smoking hot body.
807
00:59:14,524 --> 00:59:16,504
But, you're the one I want.
808
00:59:17,330 --> 00:59:18,700
You really like me?
809
00:59:18,967 --> 00:59:20,277
I do, Jenny.
810
00:59:21,938 --> 00:59:23,178
Mucho.
811
00:59:25,567 --> 00:59:29,567
But I want to let Alexis down easy,
so how am I gonna tell her?
812
00:59:29,873 --> 00:59:30,953
Oh, let me.
813
00:59:31,709 --> 00:59:32,989
You are vicious.
814
00:59:34,482 --> 00:59:35,652
I love it.
815
00:59:48,830 --> 00:59:51,760
- Jason! You know what we could use?
- What?
816
00:59:52,365 --> 00:59:55,875
- A private concert.
- You know what? That's a great idea.
817
00:59:56,171 --> 00:59:57,511
Yeah, you should perform to us.
818
00:59:57,703 --> 00:59:59,223
- And we'll watch.
- Right now?
819
00:59:59,434 --> 01:00:00,774
Yep, right now!
820
01:00:02,437 --> 01:00:03,367
All right.
821
01:00:04,940 --> 01:00:05,990
Let's see.
822
01:00:07,109 --> 01:00:08,829
I'm not used to this, but...
823
01:00:11,582 --> 01:00:14,202
I think about you all the time.
824
01:00:14,449 --> 01:00:17,519
Your face is etched into my mind.
825
01:00:17,786 --> 01:00:21,976
I can't breathe without us...
...sharing air.
826
01:00:22,927 --> 01:00:28,457
Impossible it seems to be
that you could tame a guy like me.
827
01:00:28,828 --> 01:00:33,588
I feel I'm not myself.
But I don't care.
828
01:00:34,740 --> 01:00:38,220
I've been waiting here for hours.
829
01:00:38,505 --> 01:00:41,125
Just you on my mind.
Yeah...
830
01:00:41,372 --> 01:00:43,412
The avenues of hope.
831
01:00:44,313 --> 01:00:46,553
Quickly losing time.
832
01:00:47,348 --> 01:00:50,288
Always wondering can
she be smitten...
833
01:00:50,549 --> 01:00:54,299
...through my hands.
I've examined its dance...
834
01:00:54,596 --> 01:00:59,446
And I find I'm going crazy...
835
01:01:05,367 --> 01:01:06,707
- You like that, huh?
- Oh, he is the best.
836
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:11,890
There's some more to it, too.
But we'll do that later.
837
01:01:12,770 --> 01:01:15,040
It's a mess, home boy.
Look around.
838
01:01:15,710 --> 01:01:16,990
Swim somewhere.
839
01:01:17,911 --> 01:01:21,081
We're talking DJ love.
Cause I know what the ladies crave.
840
01:01:21,352 --> 01:01:24,282
She's just a girl,
and she's like my best friend.
841
01:01:24,553 --> 01:01:26,693
- I don't know.
- Uh, huh. I know this one.
842
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,960
You gotta let the woman
know you're in charge, man.
843
01:01:29,193 --> 01:01:30,233
She'll laugh at me.
844
01:01:30,757 --> 01:01:33,697
Let her mock your ass.
You don't care. Look at me.
845
01:01:33,958 --> 01:01:37,638
I ain't all that but you know
what I've got, baby, confidence.
846
01:01:37,931 --> 01:01:40,391
Confidence.
It's the ultimate aphrodisiac.
847
01:01:40,631 --> 01:01:42,801
I thought power was the
ultimate aphrodisiac.
848
01:01:43,041 --> 01:01:45,431
Well, I ain't got any of that
so it's confidence.
849
01:01:45,668 --> 01:01:46,918
I don't care if
I get slapped up the side
850
01:01:47,107 --> 01:01:48,697
of the head nine
times out of ten.
851
01:01:48,911 --> 01:01:50,531
Because if number
10 gets freaky on my ass...
852
01:01:50,746 --> 01:01:54,996
...then it's worth the pain.
So, are you the man or what?
853
01:01:55,950 --> 01:01:57,670
Yeah, Chase, I'm the man, yeah.
854
01:01:57,889 --> 01:01:59,609
The man, yeah.
Repeat after me.
855
01:01:59,818 --> 01:02:01,478
- You the man.
- You the man.
856
01:02:01,685 --> 01:02:03,185
Not "you," "I!"
857
01:02:03,759 --> 01:02:05,289
- I'm the man.
- Say it again!
858
01:02:05,490 --> 01:02:06,510
I'm the man.
859
01:02:06,690 --> 01:02:07,810
Go get it, dog.
860
01:02:17,941 --> 01:02:19,151
I'm the man.
861
01:02:19,777 --> 01:02:20,957
Mama-Wanna please.
862
01:02:21,111 --> 01:02:24,621
Damn. You got a booty like
a little baby cow, girl.
863
01:02:26,252 --> 01:02:28,452
My bad.
864
01:02:28,921 --> 01:02:30,481
But still little don.
865
01:02:30,683 --> 01:02:31,543
Hey.
866
01:02:58,274 --> 01:02:58,874
Hey.
867
01:02:59,046 --> 01:03:00,156
Hey, baby.
868
01:03:00,714 --> 01:03:01,694
What are you wearing?
869
01:03:01,882 --> 01:03:03,292
Are you going to a costume party?
870
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,210
Don't be hitting
on my new clothes.
871
01:03:05,417 --> 01:03:07,147
Oh, what's that smell?
872
01:03:07,356 --> 01:03:10,456
Caribbean Sunset.
My new after shave.
873
01:03:10,724 --> 01:03:11,554
Do you like it?
874
01:03:11,725 --> 01:03:13,155
It reminds me of Windex.
875
01:03:16,094 --> 01:03:18,744
- Oh, I get it.
- Get what?
876
01:03:19,003 --> 01:03:20,143
You're doing somebody.
877
01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:21,608
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
878
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,908
Morty Purvis,
that kid from eighth grade,
879
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:25,764
the one that used to wear...
880
01:03:25,969 --> 01:03:27,379
...really weird clothes
and horrible cologne.
881
01:03:27,574 --> 01:03:28,944
You captured him to a T.
882
01:03:31,078 --> 01:03:31,878
Pretty good, huh?
883
01:03:32,048 --> 01:03:33,898
Yeah, but Ryan, come here.
884
01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:37,890
Things on the other side
of the island are out of control.
885
01:03:38,117 --> 01:03:39,297
I don't know what to do.
886
01:03:40,557 --> 01:03:41,537
Tell them the truth.
887
01:03:41,725 --> 01:03:43,245
No, I can't.
888
01:03:44,259 --> 01:03:45,979
He told me that I'm the one.
889
01:03:46,428 --> 01:03:48,528
- Did he?
- Yes, God!
890
01:03:48,763 --> 01:03:50,833
What do you do
when all your dreams come true?
891
01:03:52,434 --> 01:03:53,834
Keep it to yourself.
892
01:03:54,196 --> 01:03:57,016
What?
Aren't you psyched for me?
893
01:03:57,272 --> 01:03:58,512
Yeah, Jenny.
894
01:03:59,972 --> 01:04:03,712
I'm really happy for you.
Look, I've gotta go.
895
01:04:04,039 --> 01:04:05,029
Hey, where are you going?
896
01:04:05,207 --> 01:04:07,287
I've gotta go return
this necklace to Chase.
897
01:04:10,849 --> 01:04:11,999
Bye.
898
01:04:31,067 --> 01:04:33,047
Jenny, we're great together.
899
01:04:34,404 --> 01:04:37,534
We've always been great together.
I can't get you out of my mind.
900
01:04:41,682 --> 01:04:43,242
But we're friends.
901
01:04:45,081 --> 01:04:47,321
I fully expect you to blow me off.
902
01:04:47,782 --> 01:04:50,092
I can't hold
a candle to a pop star.
903
01:04:50,618 --> 01:04:53,438
- I'm out of here.
- Hold on. Talk to me.
904
01:04:54,455 --> 01:04:55,735
Ryan, wait.
905
01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:58,646
I'm going home.
Have a good summer.
906
01:05:06,469 --> 01:05:08,359
Look over there.
What is that?
907
01:05:09,378 --> 01:05:13,398
At 0600 hours Eastern Time,
the life raft used by Jason Masters...
908
01:05:13,716 --> 01:05:17,546
...was recovered, degraded,
burned and battered.
909
01:05:18,418 --> 01:05:20,968
It is the Coast Guard's position
that without this life raft...
910
01:05:21,223 --> 01:05:26,043
...the survival of Jason Masters
and Jenny Taylor is highly unlikely.
911
01:05:26,489 --> 01:05:30,099
At 0900 hours, orders were given
to suspend the search.
912
01:05:33,027 --> 01:05:34,787
Meanwhile, around the world,
fans prayed...
913
01:05:34,998 --> 01:05:38,258
...that the popular singing
sensation will be found alive.
914
01:05:39,533 --> 01:05:43,973
We'll keep you updated on developments
in the search for Jason Masters.
915
01:05:57,386 --> 01:05:59,906
I was Miss California
two years running.
916
01:06:00,159 --> 01:06:04,149
Nobody cut the mustard second year,
so they extended me.
917
01:06:04,497 --> 01:06:06,387
There she is. Hello, gorgeous.
918
01:06:07,135 --> 01:06:08,115
Hi.
919
01:06:08,668 --> 01:06:09,938
What's wrong with you?
920
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:16,540
Jason, I have
to tell you something.
921
01:06:16,874 --> 01:06:17,344
What's up?
922
01:06:17,510 --> 01:06:21,400
I have adored you from the
first moment I saw you on MTV.
923
01:06:22,317 --> 01:06:23,807
I was in love with you.
924
01:06:24,684 --> 01:06:27,994
But, it's ridiculous
because I didn't even know you.
925
01:06:28,918 --> 01:06:30,898
But I thought that if we had some
time to get to know each other...
926
01:06:31,118 --> 01:06:33,608
...you'd see how great I was.
927
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:36,900
That's crazy, right?
928
01:06:39,491 --> 01:06:41,381
You don't deserve what I did to you.
929
01:06:41,868 --> 01:06:42,558
What did you do to me?
930
01:06:42,734 --> 01:06:45,604
She's caught jungle fever, Jason.
She's lost her mind.
931
01:06:45,966 --> 01:06:47,496
Can it, Alexis.
932
01:06:52,108 --> 01:06:54,408
I know that after I tell you this,
you're going to have me terminated.
933
01:06:54,642 --> 01:06:57,772
But whatever. I don't care.
I just need this to end.
934
01:06:58,114 --> 01:06:59,124
Jenny!
935
01:07:00,616 --> 01:07:03,266
- Stop it, now!
- I have to tell him.
936
01:07:03,515 --> 01:07:05,655
What are you talking about?
What is she talking about?
937
01:07:05,893 --> 01:07:07,543
We're still on St. Luchas.
938
01:07:10,022 --> 01:07:13,062
Oh! Hey! Help!
939
01:07:13,494 --> 01:07:15,214
- Help!
- We're not marooned!
940
01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:17,155
- What?
- I thought we were,
941
01:07:17,362 --> 01:07:20,682
but when I found out we weren't,
I didn't tell you.
942
01:07:21,502 --> 01:07:23,032
The resort is through that jungle.
943
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:29,660
You have no idea
how sorry you're gonna be.
944
01:07:30,147 --> 01:07:30,747
Yeah!
945
01:07:30,908 --> 01:07:32,768
What are you talking about?
You're part of this!
946
01:07:32,983 --> 01:07:34,123
Mois?
947
01:07:34,818 --> 01:07:37,438
Help! Help! Help!
948
01:07:38,082 --> 01:07:40,392
When my lawyers get
through with you two...
949
01:07:40,626 --> 01:07:43,976
...there's gonna be nothing
left but a smoking cinder.
950
01:07:46,298 --> 01:07:48,048
- Jason!
- Thanks, man.
951
01:07:48,228 --> 01:07:49,688
Jason! Wait.
952
01:07:52,336 --> 01:07:53,766
No. No, no! No!
953
01:07:56,143 --> 01:07:56,933
She's crazy.
954
01:07:57,102 --> 01:07:59,182
I'm just as scared
and confused as you are.
955
01:07:59,406 --> 01:08:00,556
- You dropped something.
- What?
956
01:08:00,741 --> 01:08:02,121
Your accent.
957
01:08:02,983 --> 01:08:04,353
Go! Go!
958
01:08:04,547 --> 01:08:06,917
- Hey! Aren't you Jason Masters?
- Yeah, that's me, let's go.
959
01:08:07,154 --> 01:08:08,974
Oh, my God!
960
01:08:14,995 --> 01:08:16,585
You ruined everything.
961
01:08:16,789 --> 01:08:20,139
I had him in the palm
of my hand and you blew it!
962
01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:01,993
I'll pick you up at Logan.
What time, son?
963
01:09:02,199 --> 01:09:04,179
- My plane gets in at ten.
- What happened?
964
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:06,830
It's a long story.
I'll tell you when I get home.
965
01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:29,804
How's this?
You can get out now.
966
01:09:32,231 --> 01:09:33,891
Breaking news from
storm watch central.
967
01:09:34,098 --> 01:09:35,888
Hurricane Sandy has
suddenly shifted course...
968
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:38,400
...and is headed for the
resort island of St Lucha.
969
01:09:38,644 --> 01:09:41,484
It has left a trail of destruction
and devastation across the Caribbean.
970
01:09:41,741 --> 01:09:44,521
Forced evacuation has been ordered
by the local authorities.
971
01:09:44,775 --> 01:09:47,495
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention?
972
01:09:47,747 --> 01:09:49,307
Everyone, attention.
973
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:52,099
We're can't get out.
One hundred mile an hour winds...
974
01:09:52,356 --> 01:09:53,366
...they close the airport.
975
01:09:53,555 --> 01:09:56,005
We have to double up the
people in the rooms.
976
01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:00,520
What's up, Ryan?
You know the hurricane's coming.
977
01:10:00,729 --> 01:10:03,179
- Where's it making landfall?
- On the other side of the island.
978
01:10:04,097 --> 01:10:05,077
What's wrong?
979
01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:09,317
Ryan, where are you going?
980
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,166
You know it's a hurricane out there.
981
01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:12,835
You might get caught up in it, Ryan!
982
01:10:13,043 --> 01:10:14,503
That's one crazy white boy.
983
01:10:29,424 --> 01:10:30,344
I'll get you.
984
01:10:30,519 --> 01:10:33,749
I got your license number, buddy.
Yeah, I got it.
985
01:10:59,654 --> 01:11:01,754
Jenny! Where are you?
986
01:11:07,297 --> 01:11:08,337
Jenny!
987
01:11:09,226 --> 01:11:10,376
Jenny!
988
01:11:17,537 --> 01:11:18,467
Ryan!
989
01:11:27,307 --> 01:11:28,177
Oh, my God!
990
01:11:38,955 --> 01:11:42,375
- Ryan!
- Jenny! Jenny, I'm coming.
991
01:11:42,698 --> 01:11:43,908
Ryan!
992
01:11:45,263 --> 01:11:46,823
- Jenny!
- It's stuck!
993
01:11:47,797 --> 01:11:48,907
Hold on. I got you.
994
01:11:56,608 --> 01:11:57,538
Come on.
995
01:12:04,178 --> 01:12:05,938
- Where are we?
- Come on.
996
01:12:10,319 --> 01:12:12,589
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'll be fine.
997
01:12:13,291 --> 01:12:16,141
We're safe now.
I'm going to make a fire.
998
01:12:25,336 --> 01:12:26,826
You saved my life.
999
01:12:28,006 --> 01:12:29,376
I did, didn't I?
1000
01:13:22,060 --> 01:13:24,740
Come on, there's got to be
something at Tower Records for me.
1001
01:13:24,990 --> 01:13:27,450
I could be a cashier.
Yeah?
1002
01:13:27,962 --> 01:13:29,072
Milo.
1003
01:13:30,767 --> 01:13:31,817
Is it you?
1004
01:13:33,165 --> 01:13:34,285
Yeah.
1005
01:13:34,739 --> 01:13:37,219
You're alive!
You're alive!
1006
01:13:37,409 --> 01:13:40,539
That's cool.
That's cool. Enough.
1007
01:13:43,416 --> 01:13:44,396
Sorry.
1008
01:13:47,086 --> 01:13:47,946
What happened?
1009
01:13:48,118 --> 01:13:49,808
You've got the whole world
going ape over this.
1010
01:13:50,016 --> 01:13:52,316
It's been a bloody freak show.
Where the hell were you?
1011
01:13:53,092 --> 01:13:56,402
I was blowing chunks
over the side and fell in.
1012
01:13:56,689 --> 01:13:57,839
This chick saves me.
1013
01:13:58,024 --> 01:14:00,064
We think we're marooned
on an island
1014
01:14:00,298 --> 01:14:01,638
only we're still in St. Luchas.
1015
01:14:01,831 --> 01:14:03,241
You were on
St. Luchas the whole time?
1016
01:14:03,437 --> 01:14:04,927
She doesn't tell me, okay.
I'm an idiot.
1017
01:14:05,136 --> 01:14:07,176
- Who else knows?
- That I'm an idiot?
1018
01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:09,379
Who else knows
about your shipwreck?
1019
01:14:10,537 --> 01:14:12,067
Only the people
that picked me up.
1020
01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:13,934
They can be paid off.
1021
01:14:15,344 --> 01:14:18,414
Don't worry,
I know exactly what to do.
1022
01:14:19,380 --> 01:14:19,800
Are you okay?
1023
01:14:19,953 --> 01:14:22,213
Yeah, I just need to shower and crash.
1024
01:14:22,456 --> 01:14:24,496
It's not always completely sold out.
He's not going to do it.
1025
01:14:24,718 --> 01:14:25,738
Milo, that's her.
1026
01:14:26,116 --> 01:14:27,546
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, the blond.
1027
01:14:29,192 --> 01:14:32,932
Jenny, sweetheart, Jason would like
to have a word with you.
1028
01:14:33,227 --> 01:14:34,027
Excuse me, who are you?
1029
01:14:34,197 --> 01:14:35,787
Oh. Here love.
1030
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,660
Have some free tickets.
Right this way.
1031
01:14:37,867 --> 01:14:38,817
- Ryan.
- No.
1032
01:14:39,003 --> 01:14:42,133
Please, Jason, really,
really wants to see you.
1033
01:14:42,403 --> 01:14:43,333
Hold on!
1034
01:14:44,134 --> 01:14:47,484
- Good to see you, babe.
- Okay, I'm really confused.
1035
01:14:47,773 --> 01:14:51,353
Look, Jenny, despite your lies,
depravity, and deception...
1036
01:14:51,642 --> 01:14:53,592
...I still meant
what I said on the beach.
1037
01:14:53,811 --> 01:14:55,341
About destroying me?
1038
01:14:56,783 --> 01:14:58,673
No, no, about liking you.
1039
01:14:58,889 --> 01:15:00,159
He can't stop talking about you.
1040
01:15:00,359 --> 01:15:02,909
Oh my God, Jason,
you were right.
1041
01:15:03,154 --> 01:15:04,944
She is adorable.
1042
01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:07,485
Thanks, I'm just gonna get Ryan...
1043
01:15:07,701 --> 01:15:10,031
Jenny, we're gonna
have a little press conference.
1044
01:15:10,266 --> 01:15:12,686
To tell Jason's adoring fans
about the last few days...
1045
01:15:12,935 --> 01:15:16,005
...and we need you to say a
few little words, too, love.
1046
01:15:16,334 --> 01:15:17,514
A press conference?
1047
01:15:17,700 --> 01:15:19,680
Yeah, we'll take a few pictures.
Get me Natasha.
1048
01:15:19,911 --> 01:15:21,281
Tell her we have a hair emergency.
1049
01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:23,485
Okay, Ryan's just outside.
1050
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:25,030
He'll keep.
1051
01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:26,510
I'm from US Weekly.
1052
01:15:26,678 --> 01:15:28,308
Is there any chance
I can get in to see Jason?
1053
01:15:28,513 --> 01:15:29,663
What's going on?
1054
01:15:30,046 --> 01:15:31,256
- Ryan.
- Gil, get him out.
1055
01:15:31,881 --> 01:15:33,231
No wait! Let him stay.
1056
01:15:35,155 --> 01:15:39,375
Look. To you Jenny may just be
some crazy fan from Massachusetts.
1057
01:15:39,692 --> 01:15:40,802
I mean I know she can be a little
1058
01:15:40,995 --> 01:15:43,925
impulsive and get carried
away sometimes.
1059
01:15:45,031 --> 01:15:49,371
But she's the most amazing
girl you will ever meet.
1060
01:15:50,734 --> 01:15:53,804
And you are lucky to have
her care so much about you.
1061
01:15:56,813 --> 01:15:59,623
Jenny, I love you.
1062
01:16:02,684 --> 01:16:04,374
Is this your boyfriend?
1063
01:16:06,855 --> 01:16:08,065
- Lose the geek.
- Guess not.
1064
01:16:08,252 --> 01:16:09,022
Let' go.
1065
01:16:09,753 --> 01:16:11,313
- Come on.
- Ryan.
1066
01:16:11,453 --> 01:16:14,653
He'll be fine, love.
They won't hurt him.
1067
01:16:14,925 --> 01:16:17,965
Stop this!
Jenny! Jenny!
1068
01:16:18,397 --> 01:16:20,027
I really need you to
help me out on this.
1069
01:16:20,233 --> 01:16:21,063
Okay, but I...
1070
01:16:21,234 --> 01:16:25,674
This will all go away
if we just play it right.
1071
01:16:28,272 --> 01:16:30,132
Welcome to the
Sun Village Beach Resort at Coch...
1072
01:16:30,347 --> 01:16:32,347
Jason Masters is back!
1073
01:16:33,851 --> 01:16:35,671
The Villa now.
1074
01:16:36,448 --> 01:16:40,478
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Jason Masters!
1075
01:16:49,826 --> 01:16:51,036
Erin Dood with the U.S. News.
1076
01:16:51,233 --> 01:16:52,093
You.
1077
01:16:52,297 --> 01:16:54,917
Jay Bigsby of Rolling Stone.
Can you tell us what happened to you?
1078
01:16:55,164 --> 01:16:57,144
It's a million dollar question, isn't it?
1079
01:16:57,865 --> 01:16:59,275
Don't leave us in the dark, Jason.
1080
01:17:00,305 --> 01:17:02,795
I was on a cruise ship with some friends.
1081
01:17:03,172 --> 01:17:07,552
And a young lady fell overboard.
Naturally, I dove in to save her.
1082
01:17:08,845 --> 01:17:13,515
I managed to steer the tiny raft
to a deserted island.
1083
01:17:15,122 --> 01:17:17,292
Where I had to catch fish
with my bare hands.
1084
01:17:17,625 --> 01:17:18,865
Where did you learn all that?
1085
01:17:19,992 --> 01:17:21,172
Boy Scouts.
1086
01:17:22,630 --> 01:17:25,940
I built a ship out of palm trees.
1087
01:17:26,228 --> 01:17:28,338
Sailed back to St. Luchas,
1088
01:17:28,563 --> 01:17:30,543
navigating by the stars, of course.
1089
01:17:33,839 --> 01:17:38,249
It was with the support
of one beautiful woman...
1090
01:17:38,573 --> 01:17:40,583
...that gave the will to carry on...
1091
01:17:41,180 --> 01:17:42,970
Jason Masters...
1092
01:17:43,745 --> 01:17:46,085
So! Tell us how you made it.
1093
01:17:46,352 --> 01:17:49,762
Regale us with your
Navy Seals like survival skills.
1094
01:17:50,054 --> 01:17:51,964
Who are you?
What's your name?
1095
01:17:52,191 --> 01:17:52,921
Jason! Jason!
1096
01:17:53,088 --> 01:17:54,618
Who is this woman?
1097
01:17:54,829 --> 01:17:56,389
What about Jenny Taylor?
1098
01:17:56,591 --> 01:17:58,981
Who is the woman?
One more question here.
1099
01:17:59,230 --> 01:18:00,060
Who is the lady?
1100
01:18:00,231 --> 01:18:03,911
And that one woman is Alexis Menetti!
1101
01:18:05,936 --> 01:18:06,836
Who's that?
1102
01:18:07,010 --> 01:18:08,730
- What are you doing?
- Saving both of us.
1103
01:18:08,939 --> 01:18:11,629
And I know they wouldn't
want me to spill the beans...
1104
01:18:11,879 --> 01:18:14,079
But what the heck,
I'm going to do it anyway.
1105
01:18:14,643 --> 01:18:17,613
May I present to all of you the future...
1106
01:18:17,885 --> 01:18:22,155
Mrs. Jason Masters, Alexis Menetti.
1107
01:18:24,058 --> 01:18:26,538
Jenny all the reports have you
on the island with Jason.
1108
01:18:26,790 --> 01:18:30,140
Well, that was just a publicity
cover-up for the real affair.
1109
01:18:30,899 --> 01:18:33,649
I don't know, I guess they
wanted a really pretty girl.
1110
01:18:34,131 --> 01:18:36,141
Tell us, Jenny,
so you're not with Jason?
1111
01:18:36,769 --> 01:18:37,849
No.
1112
01:18:39,438 --> 01:18:41,638
My boyfriend is Ryan Howell.
1113
01:18:42,608 --> 01:18:45,478
And he's standing right back there.
1114
01:18:49,678 --> 01:18:51,138
Now that's what I'm talking about!
1115
01:19:04,829 --> 01:19:05,459
Hi.
1116
01:19:05,862 --> 01:19:06,812
Hi.
1117
01:19:07,999 --> 01:19:10,449
So, uh, what are you doing tonight?
1118
01:19:10,867 --> 01:19:12,147
- Huh?
- What are you doing tonight?
1119
01:19:12,337 --> 01:19:14,857
I was thinking we could hang out.
1120
01:19:15,538 --> 01:19:17,198
You don't have to if you don't want to.
1121
01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:20,878
You know, we could do something...
1122
01:19:21,773 --> 01:19:22,543
If you can't...
1123
01:19:22,712 --> 01:19:23,952
Jenny. Please
1124
01:19:24,746 --> 01:19:26,206
Assert yourself.
1125
01:19:26,748 --> 01:19:28,308
I love you.
1126
01:19:37,895 --> 01:19:38,875
How's that?
1127
01:19:39,427 --> 01:19:40,477
It's a start.
1128
01:19:42,170 --> 01:19:44,070
So why now?
Why not two years ago?
1129
01:19:44,297 --> 01:19:46,987
Well, I finally took the
advice from a good friend.
1130
01:19:47,404 --> 01:19:49,574
I don't want to be ninety and dead,
thinking I should have tried.
1131
01:19:49,802 --> 01:19:53,282
Really, sounds kind of lame. I mean...
1132
01:19:53,577 --> 01:19:55,267
...can you sink when you're dead?
1133
01:20:41,977 --> 01:20:52,950
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1134
01:20:53,597 --> 01:20:57,567
I'd like to dedicate this song to
my new wife, Alexis... Masters.
1135
01:20:59,509 --> 01:21:05,039
I think about you all the time.
Your face is etched into my mind.
1136
01:21:05,411 --> 01:21:09,311
I can't breathe
without us sharing love.
1137
01:21:11,219 --> 01:21:16,819
Impossible it seems
to be that you can tame a guy like me.
1138
01:21:17,194 --> 01:21:21,254
Feeling not myself, but I don't care.
1139
01:21:22,127 --> 01:21:24,587
No I don't care.
1140
01:21:25,234 --> 01:21:29,194
I've been waiting here for hours...
1141
01:21:29,509 --> 01:21:32,189
...just you on my mind.
1142
01:21:32,439 --> 01:21:35,089
Never lose hope.
1143
01:21:35,338 --> 01:21:39,598
Quickly losing time. Always wondering...
1144
01:21:39,915 --> 01:21:43,205
...can she be slipping
through my hands.
1145
01:21:43,481 --> 01:21:49,531
I've examined its snares
and I find I'm going crazy.
1146
01:21:49,925 --> 01:21:53,275
Crazy, yeah. Oh...
1147
01:21:56,599 --> 01:22:01,419
I'm going crazy... crazy...
I can't... I can't...
1148
01:22:01,771 --> 01:22:04,931
...get you out
of my mind... mind...
1149
01:22:05,031 --> 01:22:51,782
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1150
01:22:52,782 --> 01:22:53,962
Yeah!
1151
01:22:55,253 --> 01:22:56,503
We love you!
1152
01:22:57,026 --> 01:22:58,936
- Thank you.
- That's my girl.
1153
01:23:00,425 --> 01:23:01,765
Goodnight, Winnipeg.
1154
01:23:01,952 --> 01:26:33,588
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