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*phone ringing*
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Hello, Umbrella Broadband. How can I help you?
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I- I'm c-c-calling
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a-about
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mmm mm mm
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hello?
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mm
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mm
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sir can you here me?
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mm
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my
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Hello?
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bbb -bb
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bb-bb
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Sir, are you there?
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bbbbb-bbb- bill
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*operator hangs up*
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*dial tone*
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*inner monologue* Hi, my names Greenwood. I'm calling about my bill.
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*on speaker phone* You're through to umbrella broadband. Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please wait and a customer service rep will be with you shortly
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You're through to umbrella broadband. Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please wait and a customer service rep will be with you shortly
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You're through to umbrella broadband. Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please wait and a customer service..
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snap judgement 1,224. Year 11 student.
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Flaky, but loyal.
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received first ever blowjob two nights ago. Current mood: ecstatic
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*repeats to himself* Music Music Music Music ... Music's Pleasure Pleasure Pleasure
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music's pleasure
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Counting Counting Counting Counting count counting
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pleasure
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pleasure ,music ,music , music..MUSIC'S PLEASURE
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Dad
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hmmm?
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mmm---mmm---mmmusic's
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The pleasure the hhhh-human soul eee-experiences from
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cccccc-cccounting wwwwithout b-b-being aware its ccc-ccc-c-c-counting
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I like that one
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*customer service recording plays on speaker phone in background*
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*laptop dings*
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*dad on phone in background*
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need someone to get in touch with my son, but your company is not communicating with him.
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So would you please either communicate with me or get in touch with my son
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This seems to be the problem, the website is not able to access it, or I wouldnt be ringing you would I?
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snap judgement 1,225
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charity worker, dependable, funny. But quiet in large groups.
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Dreams of escaping to Buenos Aires to setup a wine bar
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Loves words., hence despises text speak
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ok, hi El. Sorry, I'm only getting back to you now.
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Amazing that you're in London
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I'd love to meet with you. The thing is my bloody cousins are visiting and I....
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*deletes text* no no no no
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*sighs*
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Excuse me, can you tell me where the blue swan cafe is please?
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Blue Swan Cafe?
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oh...oh god, im so sorry
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Blue Swan? Sure, through the crossroad
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second left, you cant miss it
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What am I doing?
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Hi, El so sorry I havent gotten back to you
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if your still in London and by some chance still want to meet me, I'd love to meet you
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Yours sincerely, Worlds biggest Dickhead
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send
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*man berating woman*
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rude man: I dont fucking trust you
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You dont trust me?
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No of course I fucking dont
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why dont you trust me
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well, its what your like...what you do?
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The fuck you staring at me like that for huh?
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Woman: I wasnt staring
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man: yes you were. I saw you I fucking saw you.
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What is the matter with you?
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FUCK!
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FUCK!
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The fuck do you want?
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snap judgement 1, 226
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reclusive typographer
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invisible to the naked eye
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communication skills are in infant
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excels in the art of self pity
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*laptop dings*
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Ellie , hello ,hi great nice to find you
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these are for you...I got you these...heres something for you
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do Ilook like a serial killer? Im not a serial killer
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heres something for you
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Iwas going to give you flowers, but decided a book
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*even more sentences continue to mash together in mind*
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q - r - s - t - u - v - w - x - y - z
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*recites the alphabet in mind*
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