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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:36,427 DINGER. 3 00:00:36,471 --> 00:00:39,126 DINGER, WAKE UP FOR A MINUTE. I GOTTA TALK TO YOU, BUDDY. 4 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:41,432 LOOK, BOBBY, I'M ASLEEP. 5 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:43,695 I'M SOUND ASLEEP, BOBBY. 6 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:45,697 I'M DREAMING. 7 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:50,311 APACHE WOMEN, MAI TAIS, 8 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:53,053 VANNA WHITE AND A WHIP. 9 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:01,017 I'M IN LOVE. 10 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,454 THAT COULD BE A PROBLEM. 11 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:05,630 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. 12 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:07,980 NO, NO, I DO UNDERSTAND. I REALLY DO. 13 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:10,461 WHICH HAND IS IT THIS WEEK, POWELL? 14 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,208 YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH LAINIE? 15 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:19,775 LAINIE? LAINIE DIAMOND? 16 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:21,690 I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING HERE, BOBBY. 17 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:23,561 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT JOEL'S LAINIE? 18 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:25,694 HOLD ON, ARE WE TALKING ABOUT LAINIE... 19 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:27,913 THE ONE THAT LOOKS GREAT IN A LEOTARD LAINIE? 20 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:30,829 YEAH, GREAT, SHE LOOKS FABULOUS IN A LEOTARD. 21 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:33,180 SHE'S JOEL'S. YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO JOEL IS... 22 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:35,486 JOEL, JOEL, PSYCHO JOEL? 23 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,532 JOEL'S GONNA KILL ME. 24 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:39,577 JOEL'S GONNA WALK IN HERE 25 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:41,623 AND KILL BOTH OF US AT THE SAME TIME. 26 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:50,545 HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING ABOUT LAINIE. JUST RELAX. JUST RELAX. 27 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:53,113 ARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR INDIAN MATING RITUAL YET? 28 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:55,724 YOU KNOW, WHY DOES EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY... 29 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:58,161 WHY DOES IT HAVE TO REVOLVE AROUND SEX? 30 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:00,816 WHY? WHY ARE YOU SO PERVERTED? 31 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,607 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX. 32 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:11,261 IT HAS TO DO WITH THE FACT 33 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:13,220 THAT I AM TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH... 34 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:16,005 NO, NO. LOOK, DON'T SAY HER NAME, ALL RIGHT? 35 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:18,399 DON'T THINK ABOUT HER. DON'T TALK ABOUT HER. 36 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:20,488 GET HER OUT OF YOUR HEAD. 37 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:21,706 - OKAY. - OKAY? 38 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:22,881 - OKAY. - YOU PROMISE? 39 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,056 - PROMISE. - OKAY. 40 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,102 OKAY. 41 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:29,888 - LAINIE, LAINIE, LAINIE. - NO, NO. 42 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:31,107 - NO! - HEH! 43 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:41,857 WHAT WAS THAT "HEH" SOUND, BOBBY? 44 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,859 HEH! THAT'S THE WAY I LAUGH. 45 00:02:43,902 --> 00:02:45,861 YOU KNOW... HEH! 46 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:48,690 WHAT THE HELL IS "HEH"? WHY CAN'T YOU LAUGH LIKE A MAN? 47 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,351 - Bobby: READY? - Dinger: NO. 48 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,135 - LET'S GO. - ALL RIGHT. 49 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,224 Bobby: ONE, TWO, TOO-DOO-DOO. 50 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:06,360 ♪ OH, OUR LIFE IS TOUGH ♪ 51 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:10,668 ♪ MONEY NEVER SEEMS TO BE ENOUGH ♪ 52 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:15,325 ♪ AND IF I COULD HAVE, OH, JUST ONE THING ♪ 53 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:20,156 ♪ HOLY GOD, I WISH YOU COULD SING ♪ 54 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:27,555 NO, NO, KEEP GOING. GIVE ME MORE THAN THAT. 55 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:29,774 I'M FLUNKING EVERY GRADE IN SCHOOL. 56 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,559 MARVELOUS. SO AM I. 57 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:33,517 - PENNILESS. - GIVE ME SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT. 58 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,519 OKAY, UH, 59 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:38,130 MY PARENTS DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME. 60 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:40,872 YEAH? WELL, AT LEAST YOUR MOM DIDN'T RUN OVER 61 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,092 YOUR LEG IN HER VOLVO, RIGHT? MINE DID. 62 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:46,008 YEAH, BUT, SEE, MY MOM DOESN'T GO INTO SPASTICATED SEIZURES 63 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:48,619 - EVERY ONCE AND AGAIN. - THAT'S RUDE, MISTER. 64 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:55,060 - A DOGFIGHT? - YEAH. 65 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:57,062 - YEAH? YEAH? - YEAH. YEAH. 66 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:59,239 ALL RIGHT. 67 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,293 HEY, BOBBY, MAN, THANKS FOR LETTING ME CRASH. 68 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:11,599 NO PROBLEM. 69 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:13,688 - GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. 70 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:35,971 ♪ STARS ♪ 71 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:39,975 ♪ SHINING BRIGHT ABOVE YOU ♪ 72 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:42,586 ♪ NIGHT BREEZES ♪ 73 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,588 ♪ SEEM TO WHISPER ♪ 74 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,938 ♪ "I LOVE YOU" ♪ 75 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:49,114 ♪ BIRDS SINGING ♪ 76 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:53,510 ♪ IN THE SYCAMORE TREE ♪ 77 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,773 ♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪ 78 00:04:55,817 --> 00:05:00,517 ♪ OF ME ♪ 79 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:03,303 ♪ SAY NIGHTY-NIGHT ♪ 80 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:07,045 ♪ AND KISS ME ♪ 81 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:09,918 ♪ JUST HOLD ME TIGHT ♪ 82 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:13,748 ♪ TELL ME YOU'LL MISS ME ♪ 83 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:16,316 ♪ WHILE I'M ALONE ♪ 84 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:20,972 ♪ AND BLUE AS CAN BE ♪ 85 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:23,148 ♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪ 86 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:27,370 ♪ OF ME ♪ 87 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:30,330 ♪ STARS FADING ♪ 88 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:35,204 ♪ BUT I LINGER ON, DEAR ♪ 89 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:38,642 ♪ STILL CRAVING ♪ 90 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:42,342 ♪ YOUR KISS ♪ 91 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,344 ♪ I'M LONGING ♪ 92 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:48,739 ♪ TO LINGER TILL DAWN, DEAR ♪ 93 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:54,919 ♪ JUST SAYING THIS ♪ 94 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:58,053 ♪ SWEET DREAMS ♪ 95 00:05:58,096 --> 00:06:02,144 ♪ TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU ♪ 96 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,146 ♪ SWEET DREAMS ♪ 97 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:06,409 ♪ THAT LEAVE ALL WORRIES ♪ 98 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,977 ♪ BEHIND YOU ♪ 99 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,936 ♪ BUT IN YOUR DREAMS ♪ 100 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:15,113 ♪ WHATEVER THEY BE ♪ 101 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:18,160 ♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪ 102 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:22,425 ♪ OF ME ♪ 103 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:25,385 ♪ DREAM A DREAM ♪ 104 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:28,126 ♪ OF ME ♪ 105 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:35,830 ♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪ 106 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:39,311 ♪ OF ME ♪ 107 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:48,408 GOOD MORNING. 108 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:51,411 GENA, 109 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,413 I HAD THIS FANTASTIC... 110 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:55,502 DREAM. YOU ALWAYS HAVE A DREAM. 111 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:58,069 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR CRAZY DREAM RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 112 00:06:58,113 --> 00:07:00,681 IT WAS ABOUT THE OLD GUY THAT... YOU KNOW, FROM THE SHORTCUT... 113 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:03,031 THE SHORTCUT WE TAKE EVERY DAY TO SCHOOL. 114 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:05,425 WELL, HE WAS IN IT. 115 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:09,254 BOBBY, THAT'S JUST STUPID. 116 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:11,474 Man: GENA, IT WAS IMPORTANT. 117 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,958 "THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND AS THOSE WHO WILL NOT SEE"... 118 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:18,960 JEREMIAH 20. 119 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:21,266 Gena: HURRY UP, OR YOU'LL BE WORKING ON A DREAM THEORY 120 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,268 OF AN OLD MAN SURVIVING A PUNCH IN THE NOSE. 121 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:25,270 WE HAVE A GUEST COMING THIS MORNING. 122 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:27,751 Man: IKE IS NOT A GUEST. HE'S A DEPENDENT. 123 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:30,711 I'M NOT SEEING ANYBODY TILL I'VE DONE MY MEDITATION. 124 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:32,495 YOU CAN GO DOWNSTAIRS AND TELL HIM THAT. 125 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:34,715 - HEY. - CHILL OUT, MAN. 126 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:38,849 WHY DID YOU MARRY ME? 127 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:41,591 BECAUSE I SAW THE OTHER HALF OF ME. 128 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,768 I LOVE YOU. 129 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,771 I LOVE YOU TOO. 130 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,819 Gena: I'LL SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS. 131 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,356 ♪ I STUDY NUCLEAR SCIENCE ♪ 132 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:08,923 ♪ I LOVE MY CLASSES ♪ 133 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:11,839 ♪ I GOT A CRAZY TEACHER, HE WEARS DARK GLASSES ♪ 134 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:13,841 ♪ THINGS ARE GOING GREAT ♪ 135 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:16,800 ♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY GETTING BETTER ♪ 136 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:19,063 ♪ I'M DOING ALL RIGHT ♪ 137 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:21,022 ♪ GETTING GOOD GRADES ♪ 138 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,937 ♪ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT ♪ 139 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,722 ♪ I'VE GOT TO WEAR SHADES ♪ 140 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:28,638 ♪ I'VE GOT TO WEAR SHADES ♪ 141 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:33,164 ♪ I'VE GOT A JOB WAITING FOR MY GRADUATION ♪ 142 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:36,037 ♪ 50 THOU A YEAR WILL BUY A LOT OF BEER ♪ 143 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,039 ♪ THINGS ARE GOING GREAT ♪ 144 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:40,215 ♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY GETTING BETTER ♪ 145 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:45,394 ♪ I'M DOING ALL RIGHT, GETTING GOOD GRADES ♪ 146 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,483 ♪ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT ♪ 147 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,530 ♪ I'VE GOT TO WEAR SHADES ♪ 148 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,532 ♪ I'VE GOT TO WEAR SHADES ♪ 149 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:53,837 PERFECTION. 150 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:58,189 ♪ Fairy tales can come true ♪ 151 00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:00,931 ♪ It can happen to you ♪ 152 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,629 ♪ If you're young at heart... ♪ 153 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,065 BOO. 154 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:06,807 OH, IKE. 155 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,939 HI. 156 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,288 'MORNING. 157 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:11,855 WHERE'S THE NAUGHTY BOY? 158 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:14,205 IN HIS ROOM. 159 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,207 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THAT TALK WITH HIM? 160 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:18,209 YEAH, BUT DON'T EXPECT ANY MIRACLES. 161 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:21,386 LOOK, PLEASE DON'T... DON'T LET HIM KNOW THAT I PUT YOU UP TO IT. 162 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:23,040 DEAR HEART, RELAX. 163 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:25,303 WHY DON'T YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT CRAZY OLD COOT ANYWAY 164 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:27,175 AND LET ME TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ALL THIS? 165 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,569 DON'T START RAPPING. 166 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,222 YOU GUYS SUCK AS RAPPERS. 167 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:34,617 STOP RAPPING. IT'S OUT. IT HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO. 168 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:37,489 ♪ Don't you know that it's worth ♪ 169 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:40,405 ♪ Every treasure on earth ♪ 170 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:44,540 ♪ To be young at heart? ♪ 171 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:49,458 OH, GOD, HERE THEY COME. 172 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:50,851 OH, DON'T STEP ON THE FLOWERS. 173 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,853 OH, SHIT. I STEPPED ON THE FLOWERS. 174 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,855 ♪ AND THE OTHERS, THEY THINK WE'RE SO COOL ♪ 175 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,596 ♪ WE'RE THE COOLEST GANG YOU EVER CAN... ♪ 176 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:57,727 ♪ GO, MAUREEN ♪ 177 00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:01,035 ♪ GO, GO, GO, MAUREEN ♪ 178 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:04,342 DAMN IT. 179 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,564 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU 180 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,088 - THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY? - EVERY DAY, SIR. 181 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,613 WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO ANOTHER WAY? 182 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:17,791 "FOOLISH CONSISTENCY IS THE HOBGOBLIN OF LITTLE MINDS"... 183 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,793 EMERSON, 1841. 184 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,099 YEAH, LIKE EMERSON, LAKE & PALMER. I'VE HEARD OF THEM. 185 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:26,364 OH, STAY OFF THE GRASS. LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MY LAWN. 186 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:28,410 YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK US, SIR. IT WAS OUR PLEASURE. 187 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:31,543 "THANK YOU" NEVER ENTERED MY MIND. 188 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:36,026 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE DISTURBING MY WORK. 189 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:39,116 OH, WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, SIR... 190 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,815 WE'RE VERY SORRY. 191 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,513 - AND THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. - NEVER, EVER. 192 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:45,688 - NEVER. - NEVER. 193 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:49,300 THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY. 194 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,781 - YOU DO? - I DON'T. 195 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,958 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME... 196 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,264 - OH. - WHOA. 197 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,961 - OH, MY GOD. - OH, MY GOD. 198 00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,964 THERE'S THE CRIMSON TIDE. 199 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,966 ♪ You can laugh when your dreams... ♪ 200 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,969 - OH, SHIT. - ♪ Fall apart at the seams... ♪ 201 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,936 Gena: WELL, YOU'RE AS BIG A BABY AS THEY ARE. 202 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,938 THEY'RE CHILDREN. THEY HAVE AN EXCUSE. 203 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,504 WHAT'S YOURS? 204 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,681 Ike: I TOLD YOU 1,000 TIMES, COLEMAN... 205 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,421 Coleman: "PUT UP A FENCE." I KNOW. 206 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,685 AND I'VE TOLD YOU 1,000 TIMES IT'S... 207 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:28,339 Together: ...THE PRINCIPLE... THEY'VE GOT TO LEARN RESPECT. 208 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,298 - Marge: HI, KIDS. - Gena: HI, MARGE. 209 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:33,344 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, IKE? - DON'T ASK. I'M EMBARRASSED ENOUGH. 210 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:36,347 I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE'S KIND OF RED IN THE FACE, YUCK-YUCK. 211 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,349 YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE GONNA BE RED IN THE FACE 212 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:41,178 WHEN YOU GET THE BILL FOR MY NEW JOGGING SUIT, YUCK-YUCK. 213 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,397 MARGE, HELP US. 214 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,704 OKAY, THAT'S DANISH AND COFFEE FOR IKE, 215 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,706 BACON AND EGGS FOR MRS. ETTINGER. 216 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,230 AND WHAT WILL YOU HAVE, BAD BOY OVER HERE? 217 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,232 THE USUAL... A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH 218 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,234 ON SEVEN-GRAIN TOAST. HOLD THE CHICKEN... 219 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,802 I KNOW, I KNOW, BETWEEN MY KNEES. 220 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,238 I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS. 221 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,848 YOU WANT YOUR RAW SQUASH OR NOT? 222 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,851 AS WE ALL KNOW, RAW SQUASH IS EXCELLENT FOR... 223 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,375 IF YOU MAKE ONE REFERENCE TO BODILY FUNCTIONS 224 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,856 DURING THIS MEAL, I'M GONNA PUKE ALL OVER THE TABLE. 225 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:34,014 WELL, SERIOUSLY, COLEMAN, 226 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,407 YOU GOTTA SEE IT THROUGH GENA'S EYES. 227 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:39,106 I MEAN, YOU GO IN THAT ROOM FOR HOURS 228 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:42,500 AND MEDITATE, OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU DO, 229 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,415 AND THEN YOU COME OUT AND START TALKING LIKE A... 230 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,809 ...CRAZY MAN, HUH? IS THAT WHAT SHE SAID? 231 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,811 SHE HOPES YOU'RE CRAZY. 232 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,813 CRAZY CAN BE CURED. IF IT'S THE OTHER, 233 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,815 THEN THERE'S NOTHING ANYBODY CAN DO ANYWAY. 234 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,817 LOOK, I'M NOT GETTING SENILE 235 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,645 AND I'M NOT CRAZY EITHER. 236 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,125 WELL, WHAT'S SHE WORRIED ABOUT? 237 00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,910 THERE MUST BE SOME REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS. 238 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,869 IKE, 239 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,871 I AM CONDUCTING 240 00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,090 A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT. 241 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:10,920 NOBODY KNOWS WHAT DREAMS REALLY ARE. 242 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:14,271 NOW IF I CAN FIND THE POINT 243 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,621 WHERE THEY INTERSECT WITH REALITY 244 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:20,147 AND ENTER ONE CONSCIOUSLY, 245 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,976 IF I COULD REALLY ENTER 246 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,978 THE DREAM STATE, 247 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:28,111 WELL, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE I COULD LIVE FOREVER. 248 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:34,204 WELL, JUST BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, COLEMAN. 249 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:39,470 STOP WISHING FOR IT, PAL. 250 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,429 NO, NO, NO, COME ON, STOP LOOKING AT HER. 251 00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,734 WANT TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED? 252 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,998 - Bobby: NO. - THEN STOP LOOKING. 253 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,695 Ike: OH, I CAN'T LOOK AT THIS. 254 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,480 Gena: DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU? 255 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,482 Ike: WELL, I THINK HE BELIEVES WHAT HE SAYS. 256 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,484 AND I CERTAINLY ADMIRE HIS CONVICTION. 257 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,486 IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 258 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,709 I THINK HE'S GOING TO ASK ME TO DO IT WITH HIM. 259 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,580 THEN I'D WORRY. 260 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,669 DO ME A FAVOR... 261 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,237 DON'T WORRY. 262 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,457 ALL RIGHT, IT'S YOUR SCALP. 263 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,462 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY HAIR YOU LOSE 264 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,638 YOU PULL OUT YOURSELF, COLEMAN. 265 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,773 YOU'RE TUGGING. WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU? 266 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,167 SOMETHING'S ALWAYS BOTHERING YOU 267 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,517 WHEN YOU PULL AT YOUR LIP. 268 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,003 YOU KNOW, WHEN TWO PEOPLE 269 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,005 LIVE TOGETHER FOR 36 YEARS, 270 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:39,530 THEY DESERVE TO KNOW WHAT THEY CAN EXPECT FROM ONE ANOTHER. 271 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,968 THAT'S TRUE. 272 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:45,362 YOU ALWAYS SAID YOU LIKED ADVENTURE. 273 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:49,497 OH, BUT THAT WAS TRIPS TO PENNSYLVANIA, NEW JERSEY. 274 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,021 I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THIS. 275 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,458 OH, THEN WHY DID YOU 276 00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,504 PLAY THAT LITTLE GAME WITH ME TONIGHT? 277 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:03,206 BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO PACIFY A FOOLISH OLD MAN? 278 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,732 I DON'T KNOW. 279 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:17,046 I LOVE YOU, DEAR WOMAN. 280 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:20,310 AND I WANT US TO BE TOGETHER IN THIS LIFE 281 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,922 AS LONG AS NATURE PERMITS. 282 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,055 THAT'S WHY. 283 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,231 WHAT'S WHY? 284 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,496 BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHARMER. 285 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,978 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 286 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,068 OH, DON'T YOU DARE. 287 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:42,593 TO HELL WITH IT. LET THE GAMES BEGIN. 288 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:45,466 Bobby: ONE, TWO, A-ONE, TWO, THREE, AND... 289 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,816 Together: ♪ I'M GONNA WAIT ♪ 290 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:51,298 ♪ TILL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR, YEAH ♪ 291 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:55,215 ♪ WHEN THERE'S NOBODY LEFT AROUND... ♪ 292 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,260 Bobby: THERE'S NOBODY ELSE AROUND... NOBODY. 293 00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:01,003 Together: ♪ I'M GONNA WAIT TILL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR ♪ 294 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,005 ♪ THE MIDNIGHT HOUR... ♪ 295 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:24,157 ♪ NOW I CAN REMEMBER ♪ 296 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,117 ♪ THE DRESS THAT YOU WORE ♪ 297 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:31,033 ♪ BUT I NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD ♪ 298 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:34,645 ♪ WHAT ALL THE TEARS WERE FOR ♪ 299 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:38,301 ♪ AND YOU LOOKED SO YOUNG ♪ 300 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:42,479 ♪ ON THAT SWEET SUMMER MORNING ♪ 301 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:45,482 ♪ AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD STAY THE SAME ♪ 302 00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,007 ♪ THE WAY YOU WERE BEFORE ♪ 303 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,403 ♪ I GUESS THOSE DAYS ARE OVER ♪ 304 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,841 ♪ AND WE CAN NEVER GET THEM BACK ♪ 305 00:16:56,885 --> 00:17:00,628 ♪ 'CAUSE TIME RUNS WILD ♪ 306 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,935 ♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪ 307 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:06,721 ♪ TIME RUNS WILD LIKE THE CHILD ♪ 308 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:10,377 ♪ THAT'S LIVING INSIDE OF ME ♪ 309 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:15,164 ♪ OH, NOW I GUESS WE JUST GOT OLDER ♪ 310 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,732 ♪ I GUESS WE JUST LOST TRACK ♪ 311 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:21,562 ♪ 'CAUSE TIME RUNS WILD ♪ 312 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:25,131 ♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪ 313 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,655 ♪ TIME RUNS WILD LIKE THE CHILD ♪ 314 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,701 ♪ THAT'S LIVING INSIDE OF ME ♪ 315 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:36,098 ♪ HEY, TIME RUNS WILD ♪ 316 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:39,449 ♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪ 317 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,191 ♪ TIME RUNS WILD LIKE THE CHILD ♪ 318 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,889 ♪ THAT'S LIVING INSIDE OF ME... ♪ 319 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,066 LOOK, MAN, I'M BORED. 320 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,416 FORGET BOBBY AND DINGER. LET'S GO. 321 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,809 HEY, WOULD YOU RELAX? THEY'LL BE HERE, ALL RIGHT? 322 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,203 PARENTAL BULLSHIT. 323 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,944 LOOK WHO IT IS. 324 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,946 MUST BE BAND PRACTICE, HUH? 325 00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,209 WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU BOYS FORGET YOUR FLUTES? 326 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,258 - MAN, CHECK OUT THE TITS ON THAT ONE. - HEY, THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 327 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,216 YEAH, I KNOW, JOEL. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 328 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,479 - OH, I THINK YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, DUMAS. - THAT'S IT, MAN. 329 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,481 HEY, CHILL OUT, MAN. TIME AND PLACE. 330 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,483 NOT IN FRONT OF THE LADIES. 331 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,006 OKAY. 332 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:18,140 DON'T FORGET TO WRITE, OKAY, JOEL? 333 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,402 NICE JACKET. 334 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:22,405 ♪ TIME RUNS WILD ♪ 335 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:25,582 ♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪ 336 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:29,282 ♪ TIME RUNS WILD LIKE THE CHILD... ♪ 337 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,893 YO, KELLER, MAN, WAIT UP. I CAN ONLY LIMP SO FAST. 338 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,983 YEAH, WELL, YOUR MOM BROKE YOUR LEG. YOU DEAL WITH IT. 339 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,464 OH, OH, THAT HURTS. 340 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,640 RAGGING ON MY MADRE, DUDE. 341 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,602 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 342 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,127 NOTHING NOW. 343 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,129 MAYBE A LITTLE SOMETHING LATER. 344 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,609 COME ON. 345 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:56,787 ♪ I'M LONGING TO LINGER TILL DAWN, DEAR ♪ 346 00:18:56,831 --> 00:19:00,051 ♪ JUST SAYING THIS ♪ 347 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,793 ♪ SWEET DREAMS TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU... ♪ 348 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:08,190 ♪ SWEET DREAMS THAT LEAVE ALL WORRIES BEHIND... ♪ 349 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:11,802 COLEMAN. 350 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,369 IT'S TWO BLOCKS. 351 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,371 IT'S A MIRACLE WE MADE IT HOME. 352 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,634 OH, THAT'S THE LAST TIME 353 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,636 I EVER HAVE A DRINK AS LONG AS I LIVE. 354 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,162 THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 355 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,816 NO, IT'S NOT. THEY'RE ASSHOLES. 356 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,818 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. 357 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,778 WE'LL CATCH YOU GUYS LATER. 358 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,302 WHOA, I SAID LATER, DEREK. 359 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,788 SO, BOBBY, YOUR PARENTS GIVING YOU SHIT AGAIN OR WHAT? 360 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,094 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, 361 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,358 WE ALL GOT A JOB TO DO. 362 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,577 THEY DO THEIRS. I DO MINE. 363 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,579 YEP, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, PAL. 364 00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,060 THIS THING'S HANDED DOWN FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION. 365 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,105 IT'S LIKE THIS TRADITIONAL THING, I THINK. 366 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,630 YOU THINK? WELL, THERE'S A NEW ONE FOR YOU. 367 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:03,419 COME ON, JUST HELP ME FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 368 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:06,509 YOU DID SO WELL THE FIRST TIME. 369 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,773 OH, COLEMAN, DON'T SPOIL IT. 370 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,559 WE HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL DAY. 371 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,082 MY HEAD IS SPINNING. 372 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,432 THAT'S JUST PERFECT... NO INHIBITIONS. 373 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,869 ALL RIGHT, PROMISE ME, IF I DO THIS, 374 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,871 THAT YOU'LL NEVER BRING IT UP EVER AGAIN. 375 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,656 OKAY, I PROMISE. 376 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,702 YOU PROMISE? WHY SHOULD I? 377 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,269 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU. 378 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:31,142 I LOVE YOU TOO, BUT I'M STILL COLD OUT HERE. 379 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,236 WHY CAN'T WE DO THIS INSIDE? 380 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,890 BECAUSE WE'RE CLOSER TO NATURE. 381 00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:44,286 NOW FEEL THE ENERGY OF THE EARTH COME UP... 382 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:49,073 ...THROUGH YOUR LEGS AND ARMS. 383 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,337 IT FEELS SO GOOD. 384 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,342 BE LIKE THE ROOTS OF A TREE. 385 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,344 YOU BE LIKE A ROOT. 386 00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,346 I FEEL LIKE A SAP. 387 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,348 JUST RELAX. 388 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,350 STOP TELLING ME TO RELAX. 389 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,787 OKAY, I WON'T. 390 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,919 LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOU. 391 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:12,401 EXTEND OUT TO MEET IT. 392 00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:15,970 STOP TALKING AND CLOSE YOUR EYES. 393 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:22,716 COLEMAN, IT'S WORKING. 394 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,283 - NO, IT'S NOT, JOEL. - RELAX. 395 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,589 STOP IT. 396 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,938 COME ON. COME ON, GENIUS. 397 00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:30,071 COME ON, LET'S GO. COME ON, GOOD BOY. 398 00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:32,769 I'VE GOT WORK TO DO. I'VE GOT WORK TO DO. LET'S GO. RUN. 399 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:35,946 RUN. GO WITH IT. RUN. 400 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:39,254 WHY AM I RUNNING? I HAVE A BROKEN LEG. 401 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,648 ♪ WE WERE BORN ♪ 402 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:44,433 ♪ BEFORE THE WIND ♪ 403 00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:49,177 ♪ ALSO YOUNGER THAN THE SUN ♪ 404 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,748 ♪ 'ERE THE BONNIE BOAT WAS WON ♪ 405 00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:57,925 ♪ AS WE SAILED INTO THE MYSTIC ♪ 406 00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:07,064 ♪ HARK NOW, HEAR THE SAILORS CRY ♪ 407 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,633 ♪ SMELL THE SEA ♪ 408 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,722 ♪ AND FEEL THE SKY ♪ 409 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:18,206 ♪ LET YOUR SOUL AND SPIRIT FLY ♪ 410 00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,948 ♪ INTO THE MYSTIC ♪ 411 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,304 ♪ AND WHEN THAT FOGHORN BLOWS ♪ 412 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,873 ♪ I WILL BE COMING HOME ♪ 413 00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:37,617 ♪ MM MM ♪ 414 00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:41,534 ♪ AND WHEN THAT FOGHORN WHISTLE BLOWS ♪ 415 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,059 ♪ I GOTTA HEAR IT ♪ 416 00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:47,148 ♪ I DON'T HAVE TO FEAR IT ♪ 417 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,672 ♪ AND I ♪ 418 00:22:49,716 --> 00:22:52,458 ♪ WANT TO ROCK YOUR GYPSY SOUL ♪ 419 00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:57,376 ♪ JUST LIKE WAY BACK IN THE DAYS OF OLD ♪ 420 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:02,946 ♪ AND TOGETHER WE WILL FLOAT ♪ 421 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,035 ♪ INTO THE MYSTIC ♪ 422 00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:10,476 ♪ COME ON, GIRL ♪ 423 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:34,804 ♪ TOO LATE TO STOP NOW ♪ 424 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,250 WHERE AM I? 425 00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,688 OH, GREAT. TELL HIM HE'S HOME, KIT. 426 00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:51,255 WHO ARE YOU? WHO'S HE? 427 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:53,519 WHO'S SHE? WHERE AM I? 428 00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:56,435 OH, MY LORD, HE'S GOT AMNESIA. 429 00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,698 HEY, BOBBY, IT'S ME... DINGER. 430 00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,439 DON'T YOU KNOW ME? 431 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,441 - WHERE'S GENA? - WHO'S GENA? 432 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,443 MAYBE HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. 433 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,923 NO, MA'AM, HE DOES HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. HER NAME IS SHELLEY. 434 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:09,491 - HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. - NO, HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY GIRLFRIEND. 435 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:11,493 I WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT. HE'S ON DRUGS. 436 00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,277 DON'T LOOK AT ME, SIR. I'M TOTALLY CLEAN. 437 00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:14,844 WHAT... WHAT'S GOING ON? 438 00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:16,106 HE'S MOVING. 439 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,108 YOU'D THINK I CAN SEE THAT. 440 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:20,459 OH, MY GOD, WHERE IS SHE? 441 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:21,938 WHERE IS WHO SHE? 442 00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:24,245 WHERE'S SHELLEY SHE OR WHERE IS LAINIE SHE? 443 00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:26,813 - WHO THE HELL IS LAINIE? - LAINIE'S JOEL'S GIRLFRIEND, SIR. 444 00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,468 - WHO'S JOEL? - WOW, THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. 445 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,470 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS DATING. 446 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,907 WELL, SHE'S A VERY NICE GIRL, MA'AM. 447 00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:40,087 OH, MY GOD. I'M HIM. 448 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:43,003 SHIT! 449 00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:44,526 HELP! 450 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,528 DINGLES, GO AFTER HIM. 451 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,399 IT'S DINGER, SIR. I CAN'T. I HAVE A BROKEN LEG. 452 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,401 WOULD YOU MOVE? 453 00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:51,925 HE'S DATING. 454 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,321 OH, NO MILK, NO COOKIES... NOTHING. 455 00:24:57,365 --> 00:25:00,629 ♪ WHERE IS SHE? ♪ 456 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,152 ♪ WHERE IS SHE? ♪ 457 00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:04,894 ♪ I'VE BEEN LOOKING ♪ 458 00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:07,506 ♪ NIGHT AND DAWN... ♪ 459 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,595 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BUTT WAD? 460 00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,988 HEY, JACK, IT'S ME... COLE... 461 00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:14,817 GET OUT OF HERE, YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG, OR I'M GONNA CALL YOUR PARENTS. 462 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,602 WHERE THE HELL CAN HE BE? 463 00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:18,865 IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO HIM, KIT, I'M JUST... 464 00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:20,823 GUS, DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS WHO WE ARE? 465 00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:23,347 OF COURSE HE KNOWS WHO WE... WELL, ON THE OTHER HAND... 466 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:25,219 YOU KNOW, WE'LL GET HIM THE BEST HELP MONEY CAN BUY. 467 00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:27,003 WE SHOULD HAVE DONE IT YEARS AGO. 468 00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:29,528 - BOBBY. - MOM? 469 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:32,705 HEY, IT'S A START. 470 00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:35,751 CAN I GO TO SLEEP NOW, PLEASE? 471 00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:40,147 HE MUST HAVE HAD A VERY TRYING DAY. 472 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:42,671 WHERE IS MY BEDROOM? 473 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,589 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 474 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:54,074 ♪ WHERE IS SHE? ♪ 475 00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,388 THAT WAS AMAZING. 476 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,000 WHAT HAPPENED? 477 00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:08,305 GENA, 478 00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:10,699 WHERE WERE YOU? 479 00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:12,745 WITH YOU. 480 00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:15,835 ALWAYS. 481 00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,663 BUT I COULDN'T FIND YOU. 482 00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:19,926 YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. 483 00:26:19,969 --> 00:26:22,668 Bobby: COLEMAN. 484 00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:25,061 HEY, POPS, WELCOME TO DREAMLAND, 485 00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:27,063 WHERE YOU GET TO LIVE MY LIFE. 486 00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:29,718 HERE I AM, OVER HERE. DON'T YOU SEE ME? 487 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:31,981 - YOU. - ME. 488 00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:33,069 YOU. 489 00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:34,288 ME. 490 00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:40,860 THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 491 00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:43,427 HEY, I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. 492 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:46,039 SOME SHORTCUTS ARE NOT WORTH IT THESE DAYS. 493 00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:47,388 YOU'RE TELLING ME. 494 00:26:47,431 --> 00:26:49,259 GET OUT OF HERE AND DON'T COME BACK. 495 00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:51,087 HEY, JACK, IT'S ME... COLEMAN. 496 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:52,915 I THINK HE WAS TALKING TO ME. 497 00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:55,265 - NOW YOU STAY OUT OF THIS. - LOOK WHO'S TALKING. 498 00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:56,789 COLEMAN, IS THAT YOU? 499 00:26:56,832 --> 00:27:00,183 WELL, WE'VE ESTABLISHED OUR BASIC QUESTION. 500 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:01,881 YOU... ME. 501 00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:07,016 YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY OF THE ANSWERS. 502 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,366 WHAT DO YOUKNOW ABOUT ALL OF THIS? 503 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,630 SHIT, I'M JUST CAUGHT IN A DREAM. 504 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,240 AND I DON'T EVEN THINK IT'S MINE. 505 00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,024 WELL, IT CERTAINLY ISN'T MINE. 506 00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:17,287 WELL, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WAS DICKING AROUND WITH REALITY, PAL. 507 00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:19,768 I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. I JUST WANT MY WIFE BACK. 508 00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:22,641 OH, YOU MEAN THAT SWEET, LOVELY OLD LADY WAS YOUR WIFE? 509 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:25,252 - THEN YOU'VE SEEN HER? - OH, YEAH, I SAW HER A FEW MINUTES AGO. 510 00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:26,645 SHE WAS PACKING SOME THINGS UP. 511 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,908 PACKING? WHAT? WHY? 512 00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:30,910 WELL, YOU KNOW, 513 00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,912 YOU ARE THE BRAINS AROUND HERE, POPS, 514 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:35,044 BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING JUST TO CLUE YOU IN... 515 00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:38,787 WHEN YOU PACK, LEAVING USUALLY TENDS TO FOLLOW. 516 00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:41,398 - TAKE ME TO HER. - OH, I CAN'T, 517 00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:44,488 BECAUSE PART OF HER IS WHERE YOU ARE. 518 00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:46,142 WELL, WHERE AM I? 519 00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:48,231 I DON'T KNOW. 520 00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:50,233 BUT WHEREVER YOU ARE, 521 00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:54,455 WAKE UP SOON, BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 522 00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,501 OH, YEAH, POPS, IF YOU DON'T FIND GENA SOON, 523 00:27:57,545 --> 00:28:00,026 YOU'RE GONNA LOSE HER FOREVER. HEH! 524 00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:12,212 ♪ GOT THE LOOK, GOT THE STYLE ♪ 525 00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:16,129 ♪ GOT ALL THE MOVES THAT DRIVE WOMEN WILD... ♪ 526 00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:17,608 NO. 527 00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,175 THIS WOULD LOOK BETTER ON IKE. 528 00:28:19,219 --> 00:28:21,700 WHERE THE HELL DOES THIS KID SHOP? 529 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,963 WHAT...? 530 00:28:24,006 --> 00:28:25,704 AT LEAST HE'S GOT A GOOD BODY. 531 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:29,011 OKAY, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? A DUCK. 532 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:30,709 MAYBE A LITTLE BIT TOO FLASHY. 533 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,711 WHY DO THEY HAVE LITTLE CEREAL BOWLS 534 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,669 ROLLED UP AT THE END OF THEIR SLEEVES? 535 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,889 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING...? 536 00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:44,244 ♪ I FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET MY THRILL ♪ 537 00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:46,725 - ♪ IF YOU WANT TO KNOCK THEM DEAD... ♪ - AT LEAST I'M NOT THIN. 538 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,596 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO DRESS TO KILL ♪ 539 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,384 YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA EAT THAT, ARE YOU? 540 00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:56,430 IS HE OKAY? 541 00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:58,432 ASK HIM IF HE WANTS A POP-TART. 542 00:28:58,475 --> 00:29:00,434 Dinger: YO, BOBBY, LET'S GO. 543 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:03,045 TELL HIM DINGER IS HERE. 544 00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:06,701 I'M SORRY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 545 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,008 - GUS. - GUS. AND... 546 00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:11,227 - MOM. - MOM. 547 00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:14,622 GUS AND MOM. WELL, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 548 00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:18,669 GUS, I'M GONNA CALL DR. JORDAN 549 00:29:18,713 --> 00:29:20,976 AND HAVE HIS HEAD... HAVE HIM LOOK HIM OVER. 550 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:24,763 I DON'T KNOW. AT LEAST HE'S FINALLY APPRECIATING THE TIE I GOT HIM. 551 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:27,591 OKAY, OKAY. 552 00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:29,593 JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. 553 00:29:29,637 --> 00:29:32,640 - OH. OH. THE RUG. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 554 00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:43,825 WHAT DID YOU DO, RUN OUT OF MOUSSE? 555 00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:46,088 YOU'RE DINGER, RIGHT? 556 00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:48,090 RIGHT. ME... DINGER. 557 00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:50,092 YOU... BOBBY. 558 00:29:50,136 --> 00:29:52,486 ME LOOK COOL. YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT, PAL. 559 00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:53,792 IT'S OKAY, THOUGH. IT'S OKAY. 560 00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,794 WE'LL MAKE IT A FASHION STATEMENT. 561 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:57,708 OH, LISTEN, I'VE GOT SOME THINGS TO DO. 562 00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:59,319 I'LL MEET YOU AT SCHOOL. 563 00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:02,888 BOBBY, ISN'T THERE ANY FILM LEFT IN YOUR CAMERA, DUDE? 564 00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:05,368 LOOK, YOU CANNOT CUT ANY MORE CLASSES. 565 00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:08,284 BOBBY, YOU'RE ALREADY ON THE BOYS' V.P. MOST-WANTED LIST. 566 00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:10,286 YOU GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL. IT'S A DIRTY JOB. 567 00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:12,288 SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT, OKAY? 568 00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:14,638 SCHOOL, YOU KNOW, SCHOOL? 569 00:30:14,682 --> 00:30:15,814 OKAY. 570 00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:18,251 HEY, BUDDY, SCHOOL'S THAT WAY, 571 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:19,948 YONDER. 572 00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:22,777 "WE TRAFFIC IN MOCKERY"... 573 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,171 YEATS, 1928. 574 00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:31,003 OKAY, SURE. IT'S OKAY, PAL. 575 00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:33,005 I KNOW, I KNOW. I'VE BEEN THERE. 576 00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:35,007 TAKE A DEEP BREATH. SHH, IT'S OKAY. 577 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:37,052 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M HERE. I'M WITH YOU. 578 00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:40,273 YOU'RE OKAY. YOU'RE SECURE. 579 00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:43,842 ♪ THAT'S GREAT, IT STARTS WITH AN EARTHQUAKE ♪ 580 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,974 ♪ BIRDS AND SNAKES, AN AEROPLANE ♪ 581 00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:49,499 ♪ LENNY BRUCE IS NOT AFRAID... ♪ 582 00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:50,979 THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU KNOW. 583 00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:53,155 YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED. YOU NEED A GOOD EDUCATION. 584 00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:55,114 OH, PREPARE THIS. 585 00:30:55,157 --> 00:30:57,116 HEY, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU 586 00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:58,944 THAT THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY? 587 00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:01,511 BOBBY, YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE THAT OLD MAN. COME ON. 588 00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:04,906 OH, SORRY, I... I JUST WANT TO SHOW SOME PROPER RESPECT. 589 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,603 OKAY, SURE. WHAM! 590 00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:09,258 HEY. GOD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SMASH THE FLOWERS. 591 00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:11,260 BOBBY, WE ALWAYS SMASH THE FLOWERS. 592 00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:13,132 IT'S A TRADITION WITH US, PAL. 593 00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:15,308 GOD DAMN, YOU'RE UPTIGHT. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU'VE BEEN LAID? 594 00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:16,918 THE OLD MAN... HE'S GONE. 595 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,833 GOOD. MAYBE HE'S GONE FOREVER AND EVER. 596 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,009 - WOULD YOU SHUT UP? - RELAX. 597 00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:23,055 ♪ YOU VITRIOLIC, PATRIOTIC, SLAM, FIGHT ♪ 598 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:25,013 ♪ BRIGHT LIGHT, FEELING PRETTY PSYCHED... ♪ 599 00:31:25,057 --> 00:31:26,928 - WHAT? - ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT... ♪ 600 00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:30,192 - OH, MY GOD. - COME ON. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 601 00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:33,195 - WELL, A PRETTY CALM DAY. - ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT... ♪ 602 00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:37,330 AT LEAST TODAY IT'S CALM. IT'S A PRETTY CALM DAY. IT'S NICE. 603 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:39,506 IT'S A JUNGLE. THEY'RE ANIMALS. 604 00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:41,987 - ♪ I FEEL FINE... - Bobby: I THINK I'M GONNA BE NAUSEOUS. 605 00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:44,903 - Girl: HEY, WATCH OUT. - Dinger: WHAT'S WRONG? 606 00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:47,166 - WHERE'S THE LAVATORY? - THE LAVA-WHAT? 607 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:49,298 - THE LAVATORY. WHERE'S THE LAVATORY? - OH, YEAH, YEAH. 608 00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:51,735 UH, IT'S UP THERE... THE BATHROOM, RIGHT? 609 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:53,737 OBVIOUSLY. 610 00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:56,392 WELL, WHEN SOME PEOPLE GOTTA GO, THEY GOTTA GO. 611 00:31:56,436 --> 00:32:00,440 ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ♪ 612 00:32:00,483 --> 00:32:05,271 ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ♪ 613 00:32:05,314 --> 00:32:08,709 ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT... ♪ 614 00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:11,451 HEY, KELLER. 615 00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:12,756 HEY, ASSHOLE, 616 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,976 I HEARD ABOUT YOU BANGING LAINIE LAST NIGHT. 617 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,065 HELLO, KELLER. 618 00:32:17,109 --> 00:32:20,416 KELLER. 619 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:22,331 YOU BRAIN-DEAD, MAN? 620 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,943 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 621 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,121 OH, HE'S BEGGING. HE'S BEGGING. 622 00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:31,514 WHAT ARE YOU BEGGING FOR, BOBBY? 623 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:33,429 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A PIECE OF ASS, KELLER? 624 00:32:33,473 --> 00:32:35,954 - THAT IS A SHARP TIE YOU GOT THERE, TONTO. - THANK YOU. 625 00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:38,173 HEY, BACK OFF, DUMASS. 626 00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,088 THAT'S DUMAS, JOEL. 627 00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,003 - YOU KNOW THAT'S FRENCH? - RIGHT. 628 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:44,875 YOU MEAN DUMBASS. IT MIGHT BE A FOREIGN OBJECT, BUT IT AIN'T FRENCH. 629 00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:49,097 BOO. 630 00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:51,099 I WILL REMEMBER THAT, LITTLE MAN. 631 00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:53,493 HEY, I'M SORRY, GUYS. I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 632 00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:57,105 IT'S THE ONLY TIE I HAVE. I LIKE THE TIE. 633 00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:59,281 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - YEAH, I'M FINE. THANK YOU. 634 00:32:59,325 --> 00:33:01,588 WHAT DID YOU GUYS LEAVE ME IN THERE FOR? I COULD HAVE GOT MY ASS KICKED. 635 00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,459 I DIDN'T, THOUGH. I WAS BRILLIANT. 636 00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:05,896 WHAA! 'CAUSE I DID MY KUNG FU SHIT. 637 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,681 I NEED A STIFF DRINK. 638 00:33:09,683 --> 00:33:11,685 HEY, WANT TO WATCH WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING? 639 00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:14,122 LAST NIGHT YOU HURT LAINIE. DO IT AGAIN AND I'LL HURT YOU. 640 00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:16,124 - YOU GOT IT? HUH? - YEAH. 641 00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:19,084 - THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS APOLOGIZE, ALL RIGHT? - I'M SORRY. 642 00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:21,216 AND IF YOU'VE GOT ANY MOUSSE, 643 00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:24,045 - I WANT YOU TO USE IT. - OKAY. 644 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:27,005 - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. THAT WAY? 645 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,529 - APOLOGIZE. - THAT WAY? 646 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,667 ALL RIGHT, THERE SHE IS. GO APOLOGIZE. 647 00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,713 HER? 648 00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:49,157 UM, EXCUSE ME. 649 00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:51,159 IT'S YOU. 650 00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:52,987 YEAH, MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU, PLEASE? 651 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,989 - WHAT HAPPENED? - I'M NOT SURE. 652 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,991 NEITHER AM I. 653 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,601 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 654 00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:01,300 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 655 00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:04,390 I HOPE SO. GOD, I HOPE SO. 656 00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:05,913 ME TOO. 657 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:08,350 GENA, IT ISYOU. 658 00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,744 - I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THE ACCIDENT. - WHO'S GENA? 659 00:34:10,787 --> 00:34:13,486 SO I FIGURED YOU'D BUMP INTO EACH OTHER SOONER OR LATER. 660 00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:15,966 I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 661 00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:17,359 WHAT? 662 00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:19,492 NOW HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET US OUT OF THIS? 663 00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:22,538 I'M A WRECK. I HAD TO GO ALONG WITH YOU AND YOU HAD TO GET ME INVOLVED. 664 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:25,889 I'LL GET US OUT OF IT, I SWEAR, JUST AS LONG AS WE HAVE EACH OTHER. 665 00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:27,456 NO, NO, NO, THIS ISN'T THE TIME. 666 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,371 BUT, GENA, I'M SO HAPPY YOU FOUND ME. 667 00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:31,547 GENA? WHO IS GENA? 668 00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:33,593 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HER DO YOUR HOMEWORK? 669 00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:35,116 AND SHE CAN GET IN TROUBLE 670 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,118 AND YOU CAN TAKE HER TO THE DANCE ON SATURDAY. 671 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:40,382 SOME ACCIDENTS AREN'T ACCIDENTS. THEY'RE BAD KARMA, OKAY? 672 00:34:40,426 --> 00:34:42,384 GOD PUNISHES PEOPLE, AND DON'T FORGET THAT. 673 00:34:42,428 --> 00:34:44,212 WAIT A MINUTE. 674 00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:47,520 HEY, BUDDY, RELAX. THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME FOR THAT KIND OF STUFF. 675 00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,522 - LET'S GO TO CLASS. COME ON. - SHIT. 676 00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:51,524 JOEL, BUDDY, CLASS. 677 00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:55,223 HELLO, BOYS. DON'T SAY HELLO, BOBBY. 678 00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:58,052 PISSING THEM ALL OFF TODAY, HUH, BOB? 679 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,109 JESUS. 680 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,556 Man: 'MORNING. SIT DOWN, PLEASE. 681 00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:26,036 BOBBY, YOU'RE IN MY SEAT. GET UP. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 682 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,995 GET UP. EVERYONE'S WATCHING US. GET UP. 683 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,130 BOBBY, GET AWAY FROM ME. I JUST DROPPED MY CANE. 684 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:34,262 YOUR SEAT'S THREE BACK. GO, GO, YOU'RE MESSING UP. GO, GO. 685 00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,960 WHY IS HE BEING SUCH A DWEEB TODAY? 686 00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:38,962 I DON'T KNOW, MAN, BUT HE'S MY DWEEB. 687 00:35:39,006 --> 00:35:40,964 HE'S A VERY WEIRD DWEEB. 688 00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:43,706 ZERO IS A SIGNIFICANT DIGIT, 689 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,795 FOR IT HAS MEANING. 690 00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:48,755 THE LAST DIGIT WRITTEN DOWN FOR ANY MEASUREMENT 691 00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:50,626 IS THE UNCERTAIN DIGIT. 692 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:53,281 ALL NONZERO DIGITS IN A MEASUREMENT 693 00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:55,283 ARE SIGNIFICANT. 694 00:35:55,327 --> 00:35:56,806 ZEROS ARE OFTEN... 695 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,290 - MR. KELLER. - WHAT? 696 00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:04,988 - SIT DOWN. - I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. I GOTTA GO. 697 00:36:05,032 --> 00:36:06,512 SIT DOWN. 698 00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:08,427 SIR, THIS IS MY I.O.U. HOMEWORK. I OWE YOU HOMEWORK, SIR. 699 00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:09,950 - THANK YOU, DINGER. - A LOT OF HOMEWORK, SIR. 700 00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:11,473 - THANKS. - THANK YOU, SIR. 701 00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:13,606 FIRST, YOU WERE LATE. 702 00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:18,088 NUMBER TWO, THIS WOULD MAKE A DECENT HALFTIME SCORE. 703 00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:20,656 THAT'S ABOUT IT. AND YOU'RE NOT STUPID. 704 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:23,050 SO WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR PROBLEM? 705 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:25,487 I'M NOT SURE, SIR, BUT I CAN IMPROVE. 706 00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:27,924 YEAH, AND HOW WILL YOU DO THAT? 707 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,970 S.A.T.s ARE SATURDAY. 708 00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:33,234 WELL, I MUST TRY HARDER. I MUST APPLY MYSELF. 709 00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,932 I MUST REALIZE THAT "IGNORANCE IS THE ONLY SLAVERY"... 710 00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:38,500 ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL, 1876. 711 00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:42,243 ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ♪ 712 00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:45,290 ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD ♪ 713 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:48,467 ♪ AS WE KNOW IT... ♪ 714 00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:50,643 KELLER, IT'S REALLY WEIRD WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER 715 00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:52,688 YOUR OWN LOCKER COMBINATION. 716 00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,690 YEAH. 717 00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:57,954 THERE MUST BE A LOT OF THINGS YOU DON'T REMEMBER, RIGHT? 718 00:36:57,998 --> 00:37:01,131 LOOK, I MAY NOT BE A GENIUS, BUT I'M DOING ALL RIGHT IN SCHOOL, 719 00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:03,133 WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR SOME PEOPLE. 720 00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:05,135 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 721 00:37:05,179 --> 00:37:07,573 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TUGGING YOUR LIP? 722 00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:10,532 I DON'T TUG ON MY LIP. 723 00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:14,449 - YOU JUST DID. - SO WHAT? 724 00:37:14,493 --> 00:37:16,451 BOBBY, LOOK, YOU'RE BEING REALLY WEIRD... 725 00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:19,237 I MEAN, WEIRDER THAN USUAL, AND THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD. 726 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,196 I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE. 727 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,632 LOOK, I'M GONNA BE LATE. 728 00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:25,895 NICE COAT. 729 00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:27,767 NICE COAT? WELL, MAYBE LATER. 730 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:29,421 YEAH, OKAY, MAYBE AFTER SCHOOL. 731 00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:31,336 LOOK, CHILL OUT A LITTLE BIT, OKAY? I GOTTA GO. 732 00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:34,774 OKAY, LET'S GO UP FOR SOME COMMANDO. 733 00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:41,476 THAT'S RIGHT, MESSING WITH RAMBO'S LITTLE BROTHER. 734 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,566 THAT'S RIGHT. OH, DUST, PAL, DUST... FIRST MISTAKE. 735 00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,268 NICE TEETH. 736 00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:52,705 DUDE... OW. 737 00:37:52,748 --> 00:37:55,664 WHY SIT IN GEEK FIELD, BOBBY? 738 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,666 JUST A LITTLE QUESTION. 739 00:37:57,710 --> 00:38:00,278 A REFRESHING CHANGE OF PACE, DINGER? 740 00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:02,715 ALL RIGHT, ACCEPTABLE. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. 741 00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:05,631 IT'S NOT ONE OF YOUR BEST, BUT IT'S OKAY, PAL. 742 00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:07,894 THEN AGAIN, WHERE WOULD BOBBY KELLER BE 743 00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:09,896 WITHOUT A CYNICAL EAT-SHIT-AND-DIE ATTITUDE 744 00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:12,638 AND SARCASM THAT SHOULD BE REGISTERED AS A LETHAL WEAPON? 745 00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:15,423 YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO KNOW. 746 00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:17,860 WHERE ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT GOING, HARD-ON? 747 00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:20,863 I'M GOING TO HAVE LUNCH OVER THERE. 748 00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:23,257 AMNESIA STRIKES AT WILL. 749 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,781 YOU KNOW, I SHOULD START CHARGING YOU A PSYCHIATRIC FEE, MAN. 750 00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:29,742 BOBBY, WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO EAT WITH THE GORGEOUS WOMEN... 751 00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:32,135 YOU KNOW, WOMEN? WE'RE ON PROBATION. 752 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:34,877 YOU KNOW, BOBBY, PROBATION... MEN IN CAGES, BOYS IN BONDAGE. 753 00:38:34,921 --> 00:38:37,445 I THINK BOBBY'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE. THAT'S WHAT I THINK... 754 00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:39,534 - SOME GIRL NAMED GENA. - LUCKY BREAK, IF YOU ASK ME. 755 00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,536 NO, IT ISN'T, BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE HIM. 756 00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:43,451 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, HE'S WEIRD THIS MORNING, BUT... 757 00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:45,627 YEAH, LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS IT TOO. HE EXILED HIMSELF TO SLUGVILLE. 758 00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:48,108 - DID YOU SEE HIM WITH THE GEEKS? - YEAH, I DID. 759 00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:49,283 - LAINIE. - HUH? 760 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,719 WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS MORNING? 761 00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:53,331 UM, HOMEWORK. 762 00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,550 NO. WRONG. HUH-UH. I DO HIS HOMEWORK. 763 00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:56,725 WELL, TENSION. 764 00:38:56,769 --> 00:38:59,772 - HEY, GIRLS. - HI, GUYS. 765 00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:01,774 HEY, WHOA, JOEL, WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THERE? 766 00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:04,167 - LET ME HAVE ONE OF THOSE. LET ME HAVE TWO OF THEM. - OKAY. 767 00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:06,996 ANYTHING ELSE ON THERE? ALL RIGHT, THANKS A LOT. 768 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,998 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN DORKVILLE? 769 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,784 - WOW, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, DINGER? 770 00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:14,352 NOTHING. ME AND BOBBY WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT EVIL THINGS, 771 00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:16,266 AND YOU GUYS HAPPENED TO SHOW UP. NOTHING AT ALL. 772 00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:18,181 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS SHIT, DINGER. 773 00:39:18,225 --> 00:39:21,184 WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYBODY NOWADAYS? 774 00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:23,448 I MEAN, ISN'T THERE ANY LOVE LEFT IN OUR UNIVERSE, HUH? 775 00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,319 Together: SHUT UP, DINGER. 776 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,408 OH, SHUT UP, DINGER? REAL MATURE. 777 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,497 - REALLY, REALLY, REALLY MATURE. - BYE, DINGER. 778 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:32,195 HEY, BOB, SORRY ABOUT THIS MORNING. I'M JUST A LITTLE UPTIGHT. 779 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,807 HEY, THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. 780 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:36,983 YOU'RE NOT GONNA CONSUME THAT, ARE YOU? 781 00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:40,595 DON'T YOU REALIZE ALL THE CHOLESTEROL AND FAT...? 782 00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:43,685 I'M SORRY. I LIKE BAD BOYS. 783 00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:06,012 ♪ I SCREAM, YOU RUN ♪ 784 00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:09,407 ♪ THIS LOVE'S A HOT GUN ♪ 785 00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:12,497 ♪ YOU SAY YOU'RE THROUGH ♪ 786 00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:15,456 ♪ BUT I KNOW IT'S NOT TRUE ♪ 787 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:18,285 ♪ DON'T BE SO SURE ♪ 788 00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:21,680 ♪ THAT YOU DON'T NEED ME ♪ 789 00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:25,379 ♪ THIS TIME YOU'LL TAKE THE FALL ♪ 790 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,861 ♪ BABY, BELIEVE ME ♪ 791 00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:30,689 ♪ YOU'D BETTER WAIT ♪ 792 00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:35,215 ♪ YOU'LL BE LONELY WHEN I'M GONE ♪ 793 00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:37,130 ♪ YOU'D BETTER WAIT ♪ 794 00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:40,002 ♪ YOU'LL BE SAD AND LOST WHEN YOU FIND OUT ♪ 795 00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:43,919 ♪ YOU WERE WRONG ♪ 796 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,712 ♪ DON'T CRY, DON'T WEEP ♪ 797 00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:57,106 ♪ GOOD LOVE DON'T COME CHEAP ♪ 798 00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:59,935 ♪ JUST GO, AND YOU'LL SEE ♪ 799 00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:02,547 ♪ THAT I SAID WHAT I MEAN... ♪ 800 00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:04,418 HI, KELLER. 801 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,202 I GUESS I'M NOT A GOOD DANCER ANYMORE. 802 00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:09,379 LAINIE, LISTEN, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. 803 00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:11,686 YEAH, WE GOTTA STOP MEETING LIKE THAT. 804 00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:13,601 NO, LAINIE, PLEASE, 805 00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:16,299 YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS IMPORTANT. 806 00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:18,432 LOOK, IT'S OVER. NO BIG TRAGEDY. 807 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,694 I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT. 808 00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:21,391 LOOK, I GOTTA GO TAKE A SHOWER. 809 00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:24,046 IF YOU REALLY NEED TO TALK TO ME, COME BY MY HOUSE LATER. 810 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,492 YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO FIND ME, DON'T YOU? 811 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:36,494 WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR, HUH? 812 00:41:36,537 --> 00:41:38,147 BEST FRIENDS, RIGHT? 813 00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,019 RIGHT ON, MAN. 814 00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:42,412 SINCE I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND, I'VE GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU. 815 00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:44,414 AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE? 816 00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:46,808 THAT MIGHT BE, ROBERT, 817 00:41:46,852 --> 00:41:49,332 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND MISS DIAMOND, HUH? 818 00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:52,031 WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 819 00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:55,338 THAT'S GOOD, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE JOEL IS REALLY, REALLY CRAZY 820 00:41:55,382 --> 00:41:57,340 ABOUT THAT YOUNG LADY. 821 00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:59,778 YOU KNOW, HE'S ALSO A LITTLE BIT ON THE EDGE 822 00:41:59,821 --> 00:42:01,780 WHEN IT COMES TO HER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 823 00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:03,346 SO IF YOU WANT TO STAY HEALTHY, 824 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:05,610 TAKE A LOT, A LOT OF FLINTSTONES VITAMINS 825 00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:08,526 AND STAY AWAY FROM LAINIE, OKAY, PLEASE? 826 00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:10,745 OKAY, I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. 827 00:42:10,789 --> 00:42:12,442 THANK YOU. 828 00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:15,968 LISTEN, I'VE GOT SOME THINGS I HAVE TO DO. 829 00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:18,318 OKAY, LET'S GO DO THEM TOGETHER, BE A TEAM. 830 00:42:18,361 --> 00:42:20,320 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 831 00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:22,714 I GOTTA BE ALONE FOR A WHILE. 832 00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:24,716 SURE. 833 00:42:24,759 --> 00:42:26,587 NO PROBLEM. 834 00:42:26,631 --> 00:42:29,155 NO SKIN OFF MY BACK. I CAN HANG. 835 00:42:31,157 --> 00:42:33,942 JUST ANOTHER BORING DAY IN THE COURT FOR ME, THAT'S ALL. 836 00:42:33,986 --> 00:42:36,771 YEP, THAT'S ALL THAT IS FOR ME. 837 00:42:36,815 --> 00:42:38,730 LIFE. 838 00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:55,050 MY DAUGHTER TELLS ME THERE'S SOME URGENCY TO YOUR VISIT. 839 00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:57,052 WHAT'VE YOU GOT FOR ME THIS TIME? 840 00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:59,707 WATER BALLOONS? 841 00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:01,796 IKE, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 842 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,451 WELL, I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU TOO. 843 00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:06,888 AH, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE EVEN HAPPIER TO SEE ME 844 00:43:06,932 --> 00:43:08,586 IN A MINUTE. 845 00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:10,849 WELL, I CAN ONLY GET SO HAPPY, AND THEN I PEAK. 846 00:43:10,892 --> 00:43:12,502 LET'S SIT DOWN. 847 00:43:12,546 --> 00:43:14,896 IKE, LISTEN TO ME. 848 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,898 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU. 849 00:43:16,942 --> 00:43:20,032 IT'S THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME, OKAY? 850 00:43:20,075 --> 00:43:22,382 YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR FACULTIES. 851 00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:25,385 YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO SUSPEND YOUR NORMAL PATTERNS OF THINKING. 852 00:43:25,428 --> 00:43:28,170 YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE IN WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY. 853 00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:31,739 YOU'RE NOT WORKING WITH THE YOUNG REPUBLICANS, ARE YOU? 854 00:43:31,783 --> 00:43:35,700 OH, THIS IS INEFFECTIVE. 855 00:43:35,743 --> 00:43:39,225 IKE, COME HERE. COME HERE. 856 00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:42,620 LOOK AT ME. 857 00:43:42,663 --> 00:43:45,274 IKE, 858 00:43:45,318 --> 00:43:48,408 IT'S ME... YOUR BEST FRIEND 859 00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:50,889 COLEMAN. 860 00:43:50,932 --> 00:43:53,195 COME AGAIN? 861 00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:56,721 GENA AND I TRIED THE EXPERIMENT, 862 00:43:56,764 --> 00:43:59,245 BUT IT DIDN'T WORK. SOMETHING HAPPENED, 863 00:43:59,288 --> 00:44:02,074 I DON'T KNOW WHAT, BUT I GOT TRAPPED IN THIS BODY 864 00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:03,597 AND I CAN'T GET OUT. 865 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,468 CALL THE HOUSE. 866 00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:07,296 I'M NOT THERE. I'M HERE. 867 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,298 AND I HAD THIS DREAM. IT WAS... 868 00:44:09,342 --> 00:44:13,085 NOW WAIT A MINUTE. YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING 869 00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:14,695 TO MY FRIENDS, HAVE YOU? 870 00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:19,613 OH, GOD, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. 871 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:22,703 I'M TIRED. 872 00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:24,836 I'VE HAD A LONG DAY AT SCHOOL. 873 00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:27,795 WHERE'S COLEMAN? 874 00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:30,406 HE PUT YOU UP TO THIS, DIDN'T HE? 875 00:44:30,450 --> 00:44:33,105 IKE, REMEMBER WHAT OSCAR WILDE SAID 876 00:44:33,148 --> 00:44:35,585 ABOUT A CYNIC, 1892? 877 00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:38,153 "NONE OF THIS IS FOLDEROL." 878 00:44:38,197 --> 00:44:40,373 WOULD I KNOW THIS? WATCH. 879 00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:51,471 COLEMAN COULD HAVE SHOWED YOU THAT. 880 00:44:51,514 --> 00:44:53,473 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 881 00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:56,041 REMEMBER THAT STORY YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THE TWO DANCING FILIPINO GIRLS 882 00:44:56,084 --> 00:44:58,043 ON YOUR FIRST SHORE LEAVE IN MANILA? 883 00:44:58,086 --> 00:45:00,262 I NEVER BELIEVED YOU, RIGHT? 884 00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:06,399 - IT'S A TRUE STORY. - IKE, I'M WILLING TO BELIEVE YOU, 885 00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:09,532 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO BE WILLING TO BELIEVE ME. 886 00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:11,186 SMUDGE. CAREFUL, HE BITES. 887 00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:13,449 SMUDGE, SMUDGE, COME HERE, COME HERE. 888 00:45:13,493 --> 00:45:17,192 COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE. 889 00:45:17,236 --> 00:45:20,239 - HI, SHEILA. - HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? 890 00:45:20,282 --> 00:45:22,154 I TOLD HIM. 891 00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:24,156 OH. YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING. 892 00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:26,114 THAT DOG HATES EVERYBODY. 893 00:45:28,943 --> 00:45:31,119 EXCEPT COLEMAN. 894 00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:35,994 - DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING? - NO, I DON'T. 895 00:45:36,037 --> 00:45:38,692 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE IN TO A MAN? 896 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,912 LOOK WHERE IT GOT YOU. 897 00:45:43,305 --> 00:45:45,351 I DIDN'T DO SO BADLY. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALL THIS? 898 00:45:45,394 --> 00:45:49,268 MOM, YOU DID EVERYTHING TO PLEASE DADDY. 899 00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:51,531 SO WHAT DID HE DO? HE TOOK YOU FOR GRANTED 900 00:45:51,574 --> 00:45:53,533 AND LEFT YOU FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. 901 00:45:53,576 --> 00:45:56,710 APPARENTLY IT WASN'T ENOUGH. 902 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:58,886 I COULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE WARMER. 903 00:46:02,194 --> 00:46:04,805 ALL I KNOW IS JOEL'S ONE OF THE FEW BOYS IN THIS TOWN WITH A REAL FUTURE. 904 00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:06,764 HIS PARENTS ARE DOING QUITE WELL. 905 00:46:06,807 --> 00:46:08,243 HE'S A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES, 906 00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:09,810 BUT HE'S SMART AND HE'LL GO ON TO COLLEGE. 907 00:46:09,854 --> 00:46:11,333 MOM, I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL. 908 00:46:11,377 --> 00:46:13,292 SO JOEL'S TERRIFIC, BUT IS THAT ANY REASON TO...? 909 00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:16,512 TO WHAT? DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH. 910 00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:20,560 NO, JUST THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD. 911 00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:23,084 DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME, YOUNG LADY. 912 00:46:25,695 --> 00:46:27,915 - HI, KELLER. - HELLO, LAINIE. 913 00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:29,917 DO YOU HAVE TIME TO TALK? 914 00:46:29,961 --> 00:46:31,527 WELL, BOBBY, 915 00:46:31,571 --> 00:46:33,703 IT'S A SHAME YOU DIDN'T KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HER. 916 00:46:33,747 --> 00:46:35,705 HI, MISS DIAMOND. 917 00:46:35,749 --> 00:46:37,533 BOBBY, I'M NOT IN A VERY GOOD MOOD. 918 00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:39,361 IN THAT CASE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME BACK 919 00:46:39,405 --> 00:46:41,363 WHEN HER TEENAGE YEARS ARE OVER. 920 00:46:41,407 --> 00:46:43,017 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 921 00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:45,063 TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME AND BECOME A PROSTITUTE. 922 00:46:45,106 --> 00:46:46,804 OH, THEN THIS MUST BE YOUR... 923 00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:48,631 MOTHER, DON'T. 924 00:46:48,675 --> 00:46:50,720 BYE, MISS DIAMOND. 925 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,681 HEY, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS. 926 00:46:54,724 --> 00:46:56,596 ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM MY MOTHER. 927 00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:58,163 GEE, THANKS. I'M FLATTERED. 928 00:46:58,206 --> 00:46:59,860 THAT WAS SARCASTIC? 929 00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:01,862 NO, I'M JUST TRYING TO BE MYSELF. 930 00:47:03,733 --> 00:47:07,302 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO TALK. 931 00:47:07,346 --> 00:47:10,001 COME ON, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 932 00:47:16,311 --> 00:47:20,533 ♪ WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE? ♪ 933 00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:23,101 ♪ I'VE BEEN LOOKING ♪ 934 00:47:23,144 --> 00:47:25,016 ♪ NIGHT AND DAWN... ♪ 935 00:47:25,059 --> 00:47:27,018 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 936 00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:28,715 WE'RE GOING INSIDE THE HOUSE. 937 00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:30,499 I'M NOT GOING IN THERE. 938 00:47:30,543 --> 00:47:32,501 WHY NOT? COME ON. THERE'S NOBODY HOME. 939 00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:34,503 BOBBY, ARE YOU GONNA HIT ME AGAIN? 940 00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:36,505 NO, I'M NOT GONNA HIT YOU AGAIN. 941 00:47:36,549 --> 00:47:37,680 COME ON. 942 00:47:37,724 --> 00:47:39,334 NO WAY. 943 00:47:39,378 --> 00:47:41,336 CHICKEN. 944 00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:42,990 ♪ WHERE IS SHE? ♪ 945 00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:45,645 ♪ I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ♪ 946 00:47:45,688 --> 00:47:48,909 ♪ ON AND ON ♪ 947 00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:53,827 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - GETTING SOME REAL FOOD. 948 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,829 EWW, BOBBY, THAT'S COLD TOFU. 949 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,831 MM, I KNOW. IT'S SO GOOD. WANT SOME? 950 00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,225 NO. WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 951 00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:02,314 AND WHY DO YOU HAVE THE KEY? 952 00:48:02,357 --> 00:48:05,230 I'M WATCHING THE HOUSE FOR THE OLD PEOPLE, 953 00:48:05,273 --> 00:48:07,232 YOU KNOW, FEEDING THEIR DOG AND STUFF. 954 00:48:07,275 --> 00:48:09,538 THEY ASKED ME TO, WHILE THEY'RE OUT OF TOWN. 955 00:48:09,582 --> 00:48:12,019 BESIDES, I THINK IT'S A NICE PLACE TO COME, 956 00:48:12,063 --> 00:48:14,152 TO GET AWAY FROM MY PARENTS. I THINK IT'S NEAT. 957 00:48:14,195 --> 00:48:15,762 I THINK IT SMELLS LIKE OLD PEOPLE. 958 00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:17,503 Lainie: IT'S SPOOKY. 959 00:48:17,546 --> 00:48:19,505 SPOOKY? WHERE DO YOU SEE SPOOKY? 960 00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:21,376 NOW COME IN HERE. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 961 00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:23,248 - IT'S IMPORTANT. - OKAY, OKAY. 962 00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:26,904 WELL, THE OLD GUY ALWAYS HAS SOME NONSENSE WRITTEN HERE. 963 00:48:26,947 --> 00:48:28,644 THAT'S SWEET. 964 00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:30,646 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT IS SWEET. 965 00:48:30,690 --> 00:48:32,648 BUT IT'S USUALLY A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT 966 00:48:32,692 --> 00:48:35,434 ABOUT ENERGY AND YOUTH. 967 00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:36,914 SEEMS HARMLESS. 968 00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:43,964 ♪ Fairy tales can come true... ♪ 969 00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:45,966 - I LOVE THIS SONG. - ♪ It can happen to you... 970 00:48:46,010 --> 00:48:47,968 YEAH. 971 00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:49,970 - I KNOW. - ♪ If you're young at heart... ♪ 972 00:48:50,014 --> 00:48:52,538 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I'VE HEARD IT. 973 00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:54,018 DANCE WITH ME. 974 00:48:54,061 --> 00:48:57,195 ♪ For it's hard, you will find ♪ 975 00:48:57,238 --> 00:48:59,762 ♪ To be narrow of mind ♪ 976 00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:03,810 ♪ If you're young at heart... ♪ 977 00:49:05,768 --> 00:49:07,466 SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL. 978 00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:09,381 MM, SO ARE YOU. 979 00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:11,731 ♪ With impossible schemes ♪ 980 00:49:11,774 --> 00:49:14,777 ♪ You can laugh when your dreams ♪ 981 00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:17,955 ♪ Fall apart at the seams... ♪ 982 00:49:17,998 --> 00:49:19,957 LAINIE. 983 00:49:21,132 --> 00:49:23,482 GOOD GOING, COLEMAN. 984 00:49:48,463 --> 00:49:50,465 HELLO. 985 00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:51,989 OH, HI, JOEL. 986 00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:54,295 I REALLY CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 987 00:49:54,339 --> 00:49:56,167 GOOD NIGHT. SWEET DREAMS. 988 00:49:58,343 --> 00:50:02,260 OH, NO, IT'S YOU. 989 00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:05,393 YOU WERE EXPECTING MAYBE FREDDY KRUEGER? 990 00:50:05,437 --> 00:50:07,004 WHO'S FREDDY KRUEGER? 991 00:50:07,047 --> 00:50:08,527 IT'S BEFORE YOUR TIME. 992 00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:11,312 LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU DO ME A FAVOR 993 00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:13,140 AND STAY OUT OF MY LIFE, ALL RIGHT, POPS? 994 00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:15,186 NOTHING WOULD GIVE ME GREATER PLEASURE. 995 00:50:15,229 --> 00:50:17,710 WHERE'S GENA? AND DON'T CALL ME "POPS." 996 00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:20,800 GENA'S IN THE HOUSE, POPS. 997 00:50:25,631 --> 00:50:27,676 DON'T TRY THE DOOR. IT'S LOCKED. 998 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,678 - I'VE GOT A KEY. - IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 999 00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:31,463 THIS IS A DREAM. 1000 00:50:31,506 --> 00:50:33,682 YOU WANT TO SEE HER... GO LOOK IN THE WINDOW. 1001 00:50:35,945 --> 00:50:37,817 GENA. 1002 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:40,211 GENA, GENA. 1003 00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:48,132 WHY DOESN'T SHE REMEMBER ME? 1004 00:50:48,175 --> 00:50:51,787 WELL, THE WAY I SEE IT IS THAT SHE WASN'T 1005 00:50:51,831 --> 00:50:54,051 AS INTO THIS LITTLE EXPERIMENT AS YOU WERE. 1006 00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:58,011 YOU WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE KNOW HOW TO SWITCH US BACK? 1007 00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,666 ABSOLUTELY. 1008 00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:03,669 AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT JUST SO HAPPENS 1009 00:51:03,712 --> 00:51:06,933 TO BE ONE OF THE VERY FIRST THINGS THAT I LEARNED ABOUT. 1010 00:51:06,976 --> 00:51:09,414 WELL, THEN LET'S DO IT NOW. 1011 00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:11,416 - HUH-UH. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HUH-UH? 1012 00:51:11,459 --> 00:51:14,332 WELL, WHICH ONE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND... HUH OR UH? 1013 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,334 THE WHOLE IDEA. 1014 00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:18,858 YOU SEE, I LIKE IT HERE. 1015 00:51:18,901 --> 00:51:22,166 IT'S... WELL, IT'S DREAMY. 1016 00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:24,168 IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. HA HA. 1017 00:51:24,211 --> 00:51:26,866 DON'T YOU WANT TO GET BACK TO YOUR OWN LIFE? 1018 00:51:26,909 --> 00:51:28,694 NO, I DON'T, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 1019 00:51:28,737 --> 00:51:30,348 SEE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1020 00:51:30,391 --> 00:51:33,699 MY PARENTS HATE ME. I'M FLUNKING EVERY GRADE IN SCHOOL. 1021 00:51:33,742 --> 00:51:36,267 DUMAS WANTS TO KICK MY ASS. AND IF JOEL FOUND OUT 1022 00:51:36,310 --> 00:51:38,530 HOW I FEEL ABOUT LAINIE, HE'D WANT TO KICK MY ASS TOO. 1023 00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:40,880 "SHOW ME A MAN WHO HAS ENJOYED HIS SCHOOL DAYS 1024 00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:42,708 AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BULLY AND A BORE"... 1025 00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:44,710 ROBERT MORLEY, 1958. 1026 00:51:44,753 --> 00:51:48,061 UP YOURS AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON. 1027 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,542 THAT ISN'T A HORSE. THAT'S A SHEEP. 1028 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:52,544 WHERE DID IT COME FROM? 1029 00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:55,024 A SHEEP? I DON'T KNOW. 1030 00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:57,244 BUT THIS IS YOUR SICK DREAM, 1031 00:51:57,288 --> 00:51:59,203 AND I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING... YOU HAVE SOME 1032 00:51:59,246 --> 00:52:01,379 DEEP-SEATED PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS, MAN. 1033 00:52:01,422 --> 00:52:04,643 AND BY THE WAY, I'M NOT GOING BACK. 1034 00:52:06,384 --> 00:52:08,299 WHAT IF I FIXED EVERYTHING? 1035 00:52:08,342 --> 00:52:10,214 OH, AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT, POPS? 1036 00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:12,216 DON'T CALL ME "POPS." 1037 00:52:12,259 --> 00:52:13,956 I CAN DO IT. 1038 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,177 I'VE GOT TO. 1039 00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:19,919 WELL, YOU'D BETTER WORK FAST, 1040 00:52:19,962 --> 00:52:22,182 BECAUSE THEY'RE WORKING FAST. 1041 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:25,011 - NOT AS FAST AS I CAN. - ALL RIGHT, FINE. 1042 00:52:25,054 --> 00:52:27,013 BUT JUST DON'T LET JOEL FIND OUT ABOUT IT, 1043 00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:29,015 OR HE'S GONNA "TEAR YOUR PLAYHOUSE DOWN"... 1044 00:52:29,058 --> 00:52:31,409 PAUL YOUNG, 1986. SEE HOW ANNOYING THAT IS? 1045 00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:33,367 ANYWAY, YOU GOTTA DO ME SOME THINGS. 1046 00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:35,239 YOU GOTTA STOP EATING THE TOFU SHIT, 1047 00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:37,676 BECAUSE THE TOFU SHIT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. 1048 00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,504 IT'S MAKING ME REALLY NAUSEOUS. 1049 00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:41,767 AND, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO EAT. 1050 00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:43,769 IT'S JUST NOT LIKE ME. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE ME 76596

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