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DINGER.
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DINGER, WAKE UP FOR A MINUTE.
I GOTTA TALK TO YOU, BUDDY.
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LOOK, BOBBY,
I'M ASLEEP.
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I'M SOUND ASLEEP,
BOBBY.
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I'M DREAMING.
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APACHE WOMEN,
MAI TAIS,
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VANNA WHITE
AND A WHIP.
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I'M IN LOVE.
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THAT COULD BE A PROBLEM.
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I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND.
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NO, NO, I DO UNDERSTAND.
I REALLY DO.
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WHICH HAND IS IT
THIS WEEK, POWELL?
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YOU'RE IN LOVE
WITH LAINIE?
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LAINIE?
LAINIE DIAMOND?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT
I'M HEARING HERE, BOBBY.
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ARE WE TALKING ABOUT JOEL'S LAINIE?
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HOLD ON, ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT LAINIE...
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THE ONE THAT LOOKS GREAT
IN A LEOTARD LAINIE?
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YEAH, GREAT, SHE LOOKS
FABULOUS IN A LEOTARD.
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SHE'S JOEL'S.
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO JOEL IS...
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JOEL, JOEL,
PSYCHO JOEL?
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JOEL'S GONNA KILL ME.
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JOEL'S GONNA
WALK IN HERE
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AND KILL BOTH OF US
AT THE SAME TIME.
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HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING ABOUT LAINIE.
JUST RELAX. JUST RELAX.
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ARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR
INDIAN MATING RITUAL YET?
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YOU KNOW, WHY DOES EVERYTHING
YOU HAVE TO SAY...
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WHY DOES IT HAVE TO
REVOLVE AROUND SEX?
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WHY? WHY ARE YOU
SO PERVERTED?
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IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH SEX.
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IT HAS TO DO
WITH THE FACT
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THAT I AM TOTALLY
IN LOVE WITH...
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NO, NO.
LOOK, DON'T SAY HER NAME, ALL RIGHT?
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DON'T THINK ABOUT HER.
DON'T TALK ABOUT HER.
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GET HER OUT OF
YOUR HEAD.
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- OKAY.
- OKAY?
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- OKAY.
- YOU PROMISE?
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- PROMISE.
- OKAY.
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OKAY.
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- LAINIE, LAINIE, LAINIE.
- NO, NO.
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- NO!
- HEH!
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WHAT WAS THAT
"HEH" SOUND, BOBBY?
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HEH!
THAT'S THE WAY I LAUGH.
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YOU KNOW... HEH!
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WHAT THE HELL IS "HEH"?
WHY CAN'T YOU LAUGH LIKE A MAN?
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- Bobby: READY?
- Dinger: NO.
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- LET'S GO.
- ALL RIGHT.
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Bobby:
ONE, TWO, TOO-DOO-DOO.
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♪ OH, OUR LIFE IS TOUGH ♪
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♪ MONEY NEVER SEEMS TO BE ENOUGH ♪
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♪ AND IF I COULD HAVE,
OH, JUST ONE THING ♪
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♪ HOLY GOD, I WISH
YOU COULD SING ♪
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NO, NO, KEEP GOING.
GIVE ME MORE THAN THAT.
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I'M FLUNKING EVERY GRADE
IN SCHOOL.
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MARVELOUS.
SO AM I.
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- PENNILESS.
- GIVE ME SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT.
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OKAY, UH,
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MY PARENTS DON'T
EVEN TALK TO ME.
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YEAH? WELL, AT LEAST
YOUR MOM DIDN'T RUN OVER
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YOUR LEG IN HER VOLVO,
RIGHT? MINE DID.
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YEAH, BUT, SEE, MY MOM DOESN'T
GO INTO SPASTICATED SEIZURES
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- EVERY ONCE AND AGAIN.
- THAT'S RUDE, MISTER.
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- A DOGFIGHT?
- YEAH.
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- YEAH? YEAH?
- YEAH. YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT.
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HEY, BOBBY, MAN, THANKS
FOR LETTING ME CRASH.
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NO PROBLEM.
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- GOOD NIGHT.
- GOOD NIGHT.
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♪ STARS ♪
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♪ SHINING BRIGHT ABOVE YOU ♪
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♪ NIGHT BREEZES ♪
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♪ SEEM TO WHISPER ♪
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♪ "I LOVE YOU" ♪
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♪ BIRDS SINGING ♪
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♪ IN THE SYCAMORE TREE ♪
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♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪
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♪ OF ME ♪
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♪ SAY NIGHTY-NIGHT ♪
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♪ AND KISS ME ♪
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♪ JUST HOLD ME TIGHT ♪
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♪ TELL ME YOU'LL MISS ME ♪
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♪ WHILE I'M ALONE ♪
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♪ AND BLUE AS CAN BE ♪
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♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪
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♪ OF ME ♪
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♪ STARS FADING ♪
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♪ BUT I LINGER ON, DEAR ♪
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♪ STILL CRAVING ♪
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♪ YOUR KISS ♪
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♪ I'M LONGING ♪
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♪ TO LINGER TILL DAWN, DEAR ♪
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♪ JUST SAYING THIS ♪
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♪ SWEET DREAMS ♪
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♪ TILL SUNBEAMS FIND YOU ♪
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♪ SWEET DREAMS ♪
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♪ THAT LEAVE ALL WORRIES ♪
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♪ BEHIND YOU ♪
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♪ BUT IN YOUR DREAMS ♪
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♪ WHATEVER THEY BE ♪
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♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪
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♪ OF ME ♪
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♪ DREAM A DREAM ♪
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♪ OF ME ♪
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♪ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM ♪
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♪ OF ME ♪
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GOOD MORNING.
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GENA,
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I HAD THIS FANTASTIC...
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DREAM. YOU ALWAYS
HAVE A DREAM.
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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR
CRAZY DREAM RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
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IT WAS ABOUT THE OLD GUY THAT...
YOU KNOW, FROM THE SHORTCUT...
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THE SHORTCUT WE TAKE
EVERY DAY TO SCHOOL.
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WELL, HE WAS IN IT.
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BOBBY, THAT'S JUST STUPID.
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Man:
GENA, IT WAS IMPORTANT.
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"THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND
AS THOSE WHO WILL NOT SEE"...
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JEREMIAH 20.
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Gena:
HURRY UP, OR YOU'LL BE
WORKING ON A DREAM THEORY
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OF AN OLD MAN SURVIVING
A PUNCH IN THE NOSE.
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WE HAVE A GUEST COMING
THIS MORNING.
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Man:
IKE IS NOT A GUEST.
HE'S A DEPENDENT.
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I'M NOT SEEING ANYBODY TILL
I'VE DONE MY MEDITATION.
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YOU CAN GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND TELL HIM THAT.
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- HEY.
- CHILL OUT, MAN.
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WHY DID YOU MARRY ME?
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BECAUSE I SAW
THE OTHER HALF OF ME.
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I LOVE YOU.
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I LOVE YOU TOO.
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Gena:
I'LL SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS.
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♪ I STUDY NUCLEAR SCIENCE ♪
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♪ I LOVE MY CLASSES ♪
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♪ I GOT A CRAZY TEACHER,
HE WEARS DARK GLASSES ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE GOING GREAT ♪
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♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY
GETTING BETTER ♪
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♪ I'M DOING ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ GETTING GOOD GRADES ♪
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♪ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT TO WEAR SHADES ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT TO WEAR SHADES ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT A JOB WAITING
FOR MY GRADUATION ♪
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♪ 50 THOU A YEAR WILL
BUY A LOT OF BEER ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE GOING GREAT ♪
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♪ AND THEY'RE ONLY
GETTING BETTER ♪
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♪ I'M DOING ALL RIGHT,
GETTING GOOD GRADES ♪
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♪ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT TO WEAR SHADES ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT TO WEAR SHADES ♪
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PERFECTION.
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♪ Fairy tales can come true ♪
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♪ It can happen to you ♪
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♪ If you're young at heart... ♪
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BOO.
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OH, IKE.
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HI.
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'MORNING.
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WHERE'S THE NAUGHTY BOY?
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IN HIS ROOM.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
THAT TALK WITH HIM?
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YEAH, BUT DON'T EXPECT
ANY MIRACLES.
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LOOK, PLEASE DON'T... DON'T LET
HIM KNOW THAT I PUT YOU UP TO IT.
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DEAR HEART, RELAX.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT
THAT CRAZY OLD COOT ANYWAY
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AND LET ME TAKE YOU AWAY
FROM ALL THIS?
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DON'T START RAPPING.
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YOU GUYS SUCK
AS RAPPERS.
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STOP RAPPING. IT'S OUT.
IT HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO.
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♪ Don't you know that it's worth ♪
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♪ Every treasure on earth ♪
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♪ To be young at heart? ♪
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OH, GOD, HERE THEY COME.
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OH, DON'T STEP ON THE FLOWERS.
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OH, SHIT.
I STEPPED ON THE FLOWERS.
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♪ AND THE OTHERS,
THEY THINK WE'RE SO COOL ♪
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♪ WE'RE THE COOLEST
GANG YOU EVER CAN... ♪
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♪ GO, MAUREEN ♪
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♪ GO, GO, GO, MAUREEN ♪
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DAMN IT.
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HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU
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- THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY?
- EVERY DAY, SIR.
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WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU
GO ANOTHER WAY?
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"FOOLISH CONSISTENCY IS THE
HOBGOBLIN OF LITTLE MINDS"...
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EMERSON, 1841.
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YEAH, LIKE EMERSON, LAKE & PALMER.
I'VE HEARD OF THEM.
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OH, STAY OFF THE GRASS.
LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MY LAWN.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK US, SIR.
IT WAS OUR PLEASURE.
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"THANK YOU"
NEVER ENTERED MY MIND.
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YOU KNOW, YOU ARE
DISTURBING MY WORK.
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OH, WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT, SIR...
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WE'RE VERY SORRY.
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- AND THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
- NEVER, EVER.
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- NEVER.
- NEVER.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU
ALWAYS SAY.
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- YOU DO?
- I DON'T.
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BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME...
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- OH.
- WHOA.
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- OH, MY GOD.
- OH, MY GOD.
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THERE'S THE CRIMSON TIDE.
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♪ You can laugh when your dreams... ♪
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- OH, SHIT.
- ♪ Fall apart at the seams... ♪
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Gena:
WELL, YOU'RE AS BIG A BABY AS THEY ARE.
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THEY'RE CHILDREN.
THEY HAVE AN EXCUSE.
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WHAT'S YOURS?
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Ike:
I TOLD YOU 1,000 TIMES, COLEMAN...
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Coleman:
"PUT UP A FENCE." I KNOW.
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AND I'VE TOLD YOU
1,000 TIMES IT'S...
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Together:
...THE PRINCIPLE...
THEY'VE GOT TO LEARN RESPECT.
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- Marge: HI, KIDS.
- Gena: HI, MARGE.
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- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, IKE?
- DON'T ASK. I'M EMBARRASSED ENOUGH.
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I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE'S KIND
OF RED IN THE FACE, YUCK-YUCK.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
BE RED IN THE FACE
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WHEN YOU GET THE BILL FOR MY
NEW JOGGING SUIT, YUCK-YUCK.
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MARGE, HELP US.
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OKAY, THAT'S DANISH
AND COFFEE FOR IKE,
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BACON AND EGGS
FOR MRS. ETTINGER.
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AND WHAT WILL YOU HAVE,
BAD BOY OVER HERE?
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THE USUAL...
A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH
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ON SEVEN-GRAIN TOAST.
HOLD THE CHICKEN...
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I KNOW, I KNOW,
BETWEEN MY KNEES.
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I CAN'T TAKE
ANY MORE OF THIS.
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YOU WANT YOUR RAW
SQUASH OR NOT?
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AS WE ALL KNOW, RAW SQUASH
IS EXCELLENT FOR...
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IF YOU MAKE ONE REFERENCE
TO BODILY FUNCTIONS
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DURING THIS MEAL, I'M GONNA
PUKE ALL OVER THE TABLE.
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WELL, SERIOUSLY,
COLEMAN,
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YOU GOTTA SEE IT
THROUGH GENA'S EYES.
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I MEAN, YOU GO IN
THAT ROOM FOR HOURS
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AND MEDITATE, OR WHATEVER
THE HELL YOU DO,
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AND THEN YOU COME OUT AND
START TALKING LIKE A...
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...CRAZY MAN, HUH?
IS THAT WHAT SHE SAID?
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SHE HOPES YOU'RE CRAZY.
232
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,813
CRAZY CAN BE CURED.
IF IT'S THE OTHER,
233
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,815
THEN THERE'S NOTHING
ANYBODY CAN DO ANYWAY.
234
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,817
LOOK, I'M NOT
GETTING SENILE
235
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,645
AND I'M NOT CRAZY
EITHER.
236
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,125
WELL, WHAT'S SHE WORRIED ABOUT?
237
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,910
THERE MUST BE SOME REASONABLE
EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS.
238
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,869
IKE,
239
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,871
I AM CONDUCTING
240
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,090
A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT.
241
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:10,920
NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT DREAMS REALLY ARE.
242
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:14,271
NOW IF I CAN FIND
THE POINT
243
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,621
WHERE THEY INTERSECT
WITH REALITY
244
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:20,147
AND ENTER ONE
CONSCIOUSLY,
245
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,976
IF I COULD REALLY ENTER
246
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,978
THE DREAM STATE,
247
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:28,111
WELL, WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE I COULD LIVE FOREVER.
248
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:34,204
WELL, JUST BE CAREFUL
WHAT YOU WISH FOR, COLEMAN.
249
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:39,470
STOP WISHING
FOR IT, PAL.
250
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,429
NO, NO, NO, COME ON,
STOP LOOKING AT HER.
251
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,734
WANT TO GET
YOUR ASS KICKED?
252
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,998
- Bobby: NO.
- THEN STOP LOOKING.
253
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,695
Ike: OH, I CAN'T LOOK
AT THIS.
254
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,480
Gena:
DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE
ANY SENSE TO YOU?
255
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,482
Ike:
WELL, I THINK HE BELIEVES WHAT HE SAYS.
256
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,484
AND I CERTAINLY ADMIRE
HIS CONVICTION.
257
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,486
IT'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
258
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,709
I THINK HE'S GOING TO ASK
ME TO DO IT WITH HIM.
259
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,580
THEN I'D WORRY.
260
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,669
DO ME A FAVOR...
261
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,237
DON'T WORRY.
262
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,457
ALL RIGHT,
IT'S YOUR SCALP.
263
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,462
YOU KNOW, THE ONLY
HAIR YOU LOSE
264
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,638
YOU PULL OUT
YOURSELF, COLEMAN.
265
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,773
YOU'RE TUGGING.
WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?
266
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,167
SOMETHING'S ALWAYS
BOTHERING YOU
267
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,517
WHEN YOU PULL
AT YOUR LIP.
268
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,003
YOU KNOW,
WHEN TWO PEOPLE
269
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,005
LIVE TOGETHER
FOR 36 YEARS,
270
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:39,530
THEY DESERVE TO KNOW WHAT THEY
CAN EXPECT FROM ONE ANOTHER.
271
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,968
THAT'S TRUE.
272
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:45,362
YOU ALWAYS SAID
YOU LIKED ADVENTURE.
273
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:49,497
OH, BUT THAT WAS TRIPS TO
PENNSYLVANIA, NEW JERSEY.
274
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,021
I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THIS.
275
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,458
OH, THEN WHY DID YOU
276
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,504
PLAY THAT LITTLE GAME
WITH ME TONIGHT?
277
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:03,206
BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO PACIFY
A FOOLISH OLD MAN?
278
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,732
I DON'T KNOW.
279
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:17,046
I LOVE YOU,
DEAR WOMAN.
280
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:20,310
AND I WANT US TO BE
TOGETHER IN THIS LIFE
281
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,922
AS LONG AS NATURE
PERMITS.
282
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,055
THAT'S WHY.
283
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,231
WHAT'S WHY?
284
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,496
BECAUSE YOU'RE
A CHARMER.
285
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,978
WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT?
286
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,068
OH, DON'T YOU DARE.
287
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:42,593
TO HELL WITH IT. LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
288
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:45,466
Bobby:
ONE, TWO, A-ONE, TWO, THREE, AND...
289
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,816
Together:
♪ I'M GONNA WAIT ♪
290
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:51,298
♪ TILL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR, YEAH ♪
291
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:55,215
♪ WHEN THERE'S NOBODY LEFT AROUND... ♪
292
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,260
Bobby:
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE AROUND... NOBODY.
293
00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:01,003
Together:
♪ I'M GONNA WAIT TILL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR ♪
294
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,005
♪ THE MIDNIGHT HOUR... ♪
295
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:24,157
♪ NOW I CAN REMEMBER ♪
296
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,117
♪ THE DRESS THAT YOU WORE ♪
297
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:31,033
♪ BUT I NEVER
REALLY UNDERSTOOD ♪
298
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:34,645
♪ WHAT ALL THE TEARS WERE FOR ♪
299
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:38,301
♪ AND YOU LOOKED SO YOUNG ♪
300
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:42,479
♪ ON THAT SWEET SUMMER MORNING ♪
301
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:45,482
♪ AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU
WOULD STAY THE SAME ♪
302
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,007
♪ THE WAY YOU WERE BEFORE ♪
303
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,403
♪ I GUESS THOSE DAYS ARE OVER ♪
304
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,841
♪ AND WE CAN NEVER
GET THEM BACK ♪
305
00:16:56,885 --> 00:17:00,628
♪ 'CAUSE TIME RUNS WILD ♪
306
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,935
♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪
307
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:06,721
♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪
308
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:10,377
♪ THAT'S LIVING INSIDE OF ME ♪
309
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:15,164
♪ OH, NOW I GUESS
WE JUST GOT OLDER ♪
310
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,732
♪ I GUESS WE JUST LOST TRACK ♪
311
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:21,562
♪ 'CAUSE TIME RUNS WILD ♪
312
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:25,131
♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪
313
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,655
♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪
314
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,701
♪ THAT'S LIVING INSIDE OF ME ♪
315
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:36,098
♪ HEY, TIME RUNS WILD ♪
316
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:39,449
♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪
317
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,191
♪ TIME RUNS WILD
LIKE THE CHILD ♪
318
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,889
♪ THAT'S LIVING INSIDE OF ME... ♪
319
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,066
LOOK, MAN, I'M BORED.
320
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,416
FORGET BOBBY AND DINGER.
LET'S GO.
321
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,809
HEY, WOULD YOU RELAX?
THEY'LL BE HERE, ALL RIGHT?
322
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,203
PARENTAL BULLSHIT.
323
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,944
LOOK WHO IT IS.
324
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,946
MUST BE
BAND PRACTICE, HUH?
325
00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,209
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU BOYS FORGET YOUR FLUTES?
326
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,258
- MAN, CHECK OUT THE TITS ON THAT ONE.
- HEY, THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
327
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,216
YEAH, I KNOW, JOEL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
328
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,479
- OH, I THINK YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, DUMAS.
- THAT'S IT, MAN.
329
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,481
HEY, CHILL OUT, MAN.
TIME AND PLACE.
330
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,483
NOT IN FRONT
OF THE LADIES.
331
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,006
OKAY.
332
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:18,140
DON'T FORGET TO WRITE,
OKAY, JOEL?
333
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,402
NICE JACKET.
334
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:22,405
♪ TIME RUNS WILD ♪
335
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:25,582
♪ TIME RUNS FREE ♪
336
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:29,282
♪ TIME RUNS WILD LIKE THE CHILD... ♪
337
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,893
YO, KELLER, MAN, WAIT UP.
I CAN ONLY LIMP SO FAST.
338
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,983
YEAH, WELL, YOUR MOM BROKE YOUR LEG.
YOU DEAL WITH IT.
339
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,464
OH, OH, THAT HURTS.
340
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,640
RAGGING ON MY MADRE,
DUDE.
341
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,602
WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?
342
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,127
NOTHING NOW.
343
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,129
MAYBE A LITTLE
SOMETHING LATER.
344
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,609
COME ON.
345
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:56,787
♪ I'M LONGING TO LINGER
TILL DAWN, DEAR ♪
346
00:18:56,831 --> 00:19:00,051
♪ JUST SAYING THIS ♪
347
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,793
♪ SWEET DREAMS TILL
SUNBEAMS FIND YOU... ♪
348
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:08,190
♪ SWEET DREAMS THAT LEAVE
ALL WORRIES BEHIND... ♪
349
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:11,802
COLEMAN.
350
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,369
IT'S TWO BLOCKS.
351
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,371
IT'S A MIRACLE
WE MADE IT HOME.
352
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,634
OH, THAT'S
THE LAST TIME
353
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,636
I EVER HAVE A DRINK
AS LONG AS I LIVE.
354
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,162
THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.
355
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,816
NO, IT'S NOT.
THEY'RE ASSHOLES.
356
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,818
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM.
357
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,778
WE'LL CATCH YOU GUYS
LATER.
358
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,302
WHOA, I SAID LATER,
DEREK.
359
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,788
SO, BOBBY, YOUR PARENTS GIVING
YOU SHIT AGAIN OR WHAT?
360
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,094
YEAH, WELL,
YOU KNOW,
361
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,358
WE ALL GOT A JOB
TO DO.
362
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,577
THEY DO THEIRS.
I DO MINE.
363
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,579
YEP, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING, PAL.
364
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,060
THIS THING'S HANDED DOWN
FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION.
365
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,105
IT'S LIKE THIS TRADITIONAL
THING, I THINK.
366
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,630
YOU THINK?
WELL, THERE'S A NEW ONE FOR YOU.
367
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:03,419
COME ON, JUST HELP ME
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
368
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:06,509
YOU DID SO WELL
THE FIRST TIME.
369
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,773
OH, COLEMAN,
DON'T SPOIL IT.
370
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,559
WE HAD SUCH
A WONDERFUL DAY.
371
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,082
MY HEAD IS SPINNING.
372
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,432
THAT'S JUST PERFECT...
NO INHIBITIONS.
373
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,869
ALL RIGHT, PROMISE ME,
IF I DO THIS,
374
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,871
THAT YOU'LL NEVER
BRING IT UP EVER AGAIN.
375
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,656
OKAY, I PROMISE.
376
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,702
YOU PROMISE?
WHY SHOULD I?
377
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,269
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.
378
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:31,142
I LOVE YOU TOO, BUT I'M
STILL COLD OUT HERE.
379
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,236
WHY CAN'T WE
DO THIS INSIDE?
380
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,890
BECAUSE WE'RE CLOSER
TO NATURE.
381
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:44,286
NOW FEEL THE ENERGY OF THE EARTH COME UP...
382
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:49,073
...THROUGH YOUR LEGS
AND ARMS.
383
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,337
IT FEELS SO GOOD.
384
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,342
BE LIKE THE ROOTS
OF A TREE.
385
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,344
YOU BE LIKE A ROOT.
386
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,346
I FEEL LIKE A SAP.
387
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,348
JUST RELAX.
388
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,350
STOP TELLING ME
TO RELAX.
389
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,787
OKAY, I WON'T.
390
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,919
LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOU.
391
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:12,401
EXTEND OUT TO MEET IT.
392
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:15,970
STOP TALKING
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.
393
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:22,716
COLEMAN, IT'S WORKING.
394
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,283
- NO, IT'S NOT, JOEL.
- RELAX.
395
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,589
STOP IT.
396
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,938
COME ON.
COME ON, GENIUS.
397
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:30,071
COME ON, LET'S GO.
COME ON, GOOD BOY.
398
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:32,769
I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
LET'S GO. RUN.
399
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:35,946
RUN. GO WITH IT.
RUN.
400
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:39,254
WHY AM I RUNNING?
I HAVE A BROKEN LEG.
401
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,648
♪ WE WERE BORN ♪
402
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:44,433
♪ BEFORE THE WIND ♪
403
00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:49,177
♪ ALSO YOUNGER THAN THE SUN ♪
404
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,748
♪ 'ERE THE BONNIE BOAT WAS WON ♪
405
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:57,925
♪ AS WE SAILED INTO THE MYSTIC ♪
406
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:07,064
♪ HARK NOW, HEAR
THE SAILORS CRY ♪
407
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,633
♪ SMELL THE SEA ♪
408
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,722
♪ AND FEEL THE SKY ♪
409
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:18,206
♪ LET YOUR SOUL AND SPIRIT FLY ♪
410
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,948
♪ INTO THE MYSTIC ♪
411
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,304
♪ AND WHEN THAT FOGHORN BLOWS ♪
412
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,873
♪ I WILL BE COMING HOME ♪
413
00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:37,617
♪ MM MM ♪
414
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:41,534
♪ AND WHEN THAT FOGHORN
WHISTLE BLOWS ♪
415
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,059
♪ I GOTTA HEAR IT ♪
416
00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:47,148
♪ I DON'T HAVE TO FEAR IT ♪
417
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,672
♪ AND I ♪
418
00:22:49,716 --> 00:22:52,458
♪ WANT TO ROCK YOUR GYPSY SOUL ♪
419
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:57,376
♪ JUST LIKE WAY BACK
IN THE DAYS OF OLD ♪
420
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:02,946
♪ AND TOGETHER WE WILL FLOAT ♪
421
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,035
♪ INTO THE MYSTIC ♪
422
00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:10,476
♪ COME ON, GIRL ♪
423
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:34,804
♪ TOO LATE TO STOP NOW ♪
424
00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,250
WHERE AM I?
425
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,688
OH, GREAT.
TELL HIM HE'S HOME, KIT.
426
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:51,255
WHO ARE YOU?
WHO'S HE?
427
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:53,519
WHO'S SHE?
WHERE AM I?
428
00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:56,435
OH, MY LORD,
HE'S GOT AMNESIA.
429
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,698
HEY, BOBBY,
IT'S ME... DINGER.
430
00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,439
DON'T YOU KNOW ME?
431
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,441
- WHERE'S GENA?
- WHO'S GENA?
432
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,443
MAYBE HE HAS
A GIRLFRIEND.
433
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,923
NO, MA'AM, HE DOES HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
HER NAME IS SHELLEY.
434
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:09,491
- HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
- NO, HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY GIRLFRIEND.
435
00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:11,493
I WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.
HE'S ON DRUGS.
436
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,277
DON'T LOOK AT ME, SIR.
I'M TOTALLY CLEAN.
437
00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:14,844
WHAT... WHAT'S GOING ON?
438
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:16,106
HE'S MOVING.
439
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,108
YOU'D THINK
I CAN SEE THAT.
440
00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:20,459
OH, MY GOD,
WHERE IS SHE?
441
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:21,938
WHERE IS WHO SHE?
442
00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:24,245
WHERE'S SHELLEY SHE
OR WHERE IS LAINIE SHE?
443
00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:26,813
- WHO THE HELL IS LAINIE?
- LAINIE'S JOEL'S GIRLFRIEND, SIR.
444
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,468
- WHO'S JOEL?
- WOW, THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.
445
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,470
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
HE WAS DATING.
446
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,907
WELL, SHE'S A VERY NICE GIRL, MA'AM.
447
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:40,087
OH, MY GOD.
I'M HIM.
448
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:43,003
SHIT!
449
00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:44,526
HELP!
450
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,528
DINGLES, GO AFTER HIM.
451
00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,399
IT'S DINGER, SIR. I CAN'T.
I HAVE A BROKEN LEG.
452
00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,401
WOULD YOU MOVE?
453
00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:51,925
HE'S DATING.
454
00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,321
OH, NO MILK, NO COOKIES...
NOTHING.
455
00:24:57,365 --> 00:25:00,629
♪ WHERE IS SHE? ♪
456
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,152
♪ WHERE IS SHE? ♪
457
00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:04,894
♪ I'VE BEEN LOOKING ♪
458
00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:07,506
♪ NIGHT AND DAWN... ♪
459
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,595
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE,
YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BUTT WAD?
460
00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,988
HEY, JACK,
IT'S ME... COLE...
461
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:14,817
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG,
OR I'M GONNA CALL YOUR PARENTS.
462
00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,602
WHERE THE HELL
CAN HE BE?
463
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:18,865
IF SOMETHING HAPPENS
TO HIM, KIT, I'M JUST...
464
00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:20,823
GUS, DO YOU THINK
HE KNOWS WHO WE ARE?
465
00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:23,347
OF COURSE HE KNOWS WHO WE...
WELL, ON THE OTHER HAND...
466
00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:25,219
YOU KNOW, WE'LL GET HIM
THE BEST HELP MONEY CAN BUY.
467
00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:27,003
WE SHOULD HAVE DONE IT
YEARS AGO.
468
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:29,528
- BOBBY.
- MOM?
469
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:32,705
HEY, IT'S A START.
470
00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:35,751
CAN I GO TO SLEEP
NOW, PLEASE?
471
00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:40,147
HE MUST HAVE HAD
A VERY TRYING DAY.
472
00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:42,671
WHERE IS MY BEDROOM?
473
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,589
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
474
00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:54,074
♪ WHERE IS SHE? ♪
475
00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,388
THAT WAS AMAZING.
476
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,000
WHAT HAPPENED?
477
00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:08,305
GENA,
478
00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:10,699
WHERE WERE YOU?
479
00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:12,745
WITH YOU.
480
00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:15,835
ALWAYS.
481
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,663
BUT I COULDN'T
FIND YOU.
482
00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:19,926
YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.
483
00:26:19,969 --> 00:26:22,668
Bobby:
COLEMAN.
484
00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:25,061
HEY, POPS,
WELCOME TO DREAMLAND,
485
00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:27,063
WHERE YOU GET TO LIVE
MY LIFE.
486
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:29,718
HERE I AM, OVER HERE.
DON'T YOU SEE ME?
487
00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:31,981
- YOU.
- ME.
488
00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:33,069
YOU.
489
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:34,288
ME.
490
00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:40,860
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN.
491
00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:43,427
HEY, I WAS JUST MINDING
MY OWN BUSINESS.
492
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:46,039
SOME SHORTCUTS ARE NOT
WORTH IT THESE DAYS.
493
00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:47,388
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
494
00:26:47,431 --> 00:26:49,259
GET OUT OF HERE
AND DON'T COME BACK.
495
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:51,087
HEY, JACK, IT'S ME...
COLEMAN.
496
00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:52,915
I THINK HE WAS
TALKING TO ME.
497
00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:55,265
- NOW YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.
- LOOK WHO'S TALKING.
498
00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:56,789
COLEMAN, IS THAT YOU?
499
00:26:56,832 --> 00:27:00,183
WELL, WE'VE ESTABLISHED
OUR BASIC QUESTION.
500
00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:01,881
YOU... ME.
501
00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:07,016
YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE
ANY OF THE ANSWERS.
502
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,366
WHAT DO YOUKNOW
ABOUT ALL OF THIS?
503
00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,630
SHIT, I'M JUST
CAUGHT IN A DREAM.
504
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,240
AND I DON'T EVEN
THINK IT'S MINE.
505
00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,024
WELL, IT CERTAINLY
ISN'T MINE.
506
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:17,287
WELL, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WAS
DICKING AROUND WITH REALITY, PAL.
507
00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:19,768
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.
I JUST WANT MY WIFE BACK.
508
00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:22,641
OH, YOU MEAN THAT SWEET,
LOVELY OLD LADY WAS YOUR WIFE?
509
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:25,252
- THEN YOU'VE SEEN HER?
- OH, YEAH, I SAW HER A FEW MINUTES AGO.
510
00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:26,645
SHE WAS PACKING
SOME THINGS UP.
511
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,908
PACKING?
WHAT? WHY?
512
00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:30,910
WELL, YOU KNOW,
513
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,912
YOU ARE THE BRAINS
AROUND HERE, POPS,
514
00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:35,044
BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
JUST TO CLUE YOU IN...
515
00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:38,787
WHEN YOU PACK, LEAVING
USUALLY TENDS TO FOLLOW.
516
00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:41,398
- TAKE ME TO HER.
- OH, I CAN'T,
517
00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:44,488
BECAUSE PART OF HER
IS WHERE YOU ARE.
518
00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:46,142
WELL, WHERE AM I?
519
00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:48,231
I DON'T KNOW.
520
00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:50,233
BUT WHEREVER YOU ARE,
521
00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:54,455
WAKE UP SOON, BECAUSE I'M
GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
522
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,501
OH, YEAH, POPS, IF YOU
DON'T FIND GENA SOON,
523
00:27:57,545 --> 00:28:00,026
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE
HER FOREVER. HEH!
524
00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:12,212
♪ GOT THE LOOK, GOT THE STYLE ♪
525
00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:16,129
♪ GOT ALL THE MOVES
THAT DRIVE WOMEN WILD... ♪
526
00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:17,608
NO.
527
00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,175
THIS WOULD LOOK
BETTER ON IKE.
528
00:28:19,219 --> 00:28:21,700
WHERE THE HELL
DOES THIS KID SHOP?
529
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,963
WHAT...?
530
00:28:24,006 --> 00:28:25,704
AT LEAST HE'S GOT
A GOOD BODY.
531
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:29,011
OKAY, WHAT DO WE
HAVE HERE? A DUCK.
532
00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:30,709
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT
TOO FLASHY.
533
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,711
WHY DO THEY HAVE
LITTLE CEREAL BOWLS
534
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,669
ROLLED UP AT THE END
OF THEIR SLEEVES?
535
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,889
WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS THING...?
536
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:44,244
♪ I FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET MY THRILL ♪
537
00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:46,725
- ♪ IF YOU WANT TO KNOCK THEM DEAD... ♪
- AT LEAST I'M NOT THIN.
538
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,596
♪ YOU'VE GOT TO DRESS TO KILL ♪
539
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,384
YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA
EAT THAT, ARE YOU?
540
00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:56,430
IS HE OKAY?
541
00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:58,432
ASK HIM IF HE WANTS
A POP-TART.
542
00:28:58,475 --> 00:29:00,434
Dinger:
YO, BOBBY, LET'S GO.
543
00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:03,045
TELL HIM
DINGER IS HERE.
544
00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:06,701
I'M SORRY,
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
545
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,008
- GUS.
- GUS. AND...
546
00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:11,227
- MOM.
- MOM.
547
00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:14,622
GUS AND MOM.
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
548
00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:18,669
GUS, I'M GONNA CALL
DR. JORDAN
549
00:29:18,713 --> 00:29:20,976
AND HAVE HIS HEAD...
HAVE HIM LOOK HIM OVER.
550
00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:24,763
I DON'T KNOW. AT LEAST HE'S FINALLY
APPRECIATING THE TIE I GOT HIM.
551
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:27,591
OKAY, OKAY.
552
00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:29,593
JUST THE WAY
I LIKE IT.
553
00:29:29,637 --> 00:29:32,640
- OH. OH. THE RUG.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
554
00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:43,825
WHAT DID YOU DO,
RUN OUT OF MOUSSE?
555
00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:46,088
YOU'RE DINGER, RIGHT?
556
00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:48,090
RIGHT.
ME... DINGER.
557
00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:50,092
YOU... BOBBY.
558
00:29:50,136 --> 00:29:52,486
ME LOOK COOL.
YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT, PAL.
559
00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:53,792
IT'S OKAY, THOUGH.
IT'S OKAY.
560
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,794
WE'LL MAKE IT
A FASHION STATEMENT.
561
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:57,708
OH, LISTEN, I'VE GOT
SOME THINGS TO DO.
562
00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:59,319
I'LL MEET YOU
AT SCHOOL.
563
00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:02,888
BOBBY, ISN'T THERE ANY FILM
LEFT IN YOUR CAMERA, DUDE?
564
00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:05,368
LOOK, YOU CANNOT CUT
ANY MORE CLASSES.
565
00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:08,284
BOBBY, YOU'RE ALREADY ON
THE BOYS' V.P. MOST-WANTED LIST.
566
00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:10,286
YOU GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL.
IT'S A DIRTY JOB.
567
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:12,288
SOMEONE'S GOTTA
DO IT, OKAY?
568
00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:14,638
SCHOOL, YOU KNOW,
SCHOOL?
569
00:30:14,682 --> 00:30:15,814
OKAY.
570
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:18,251
HEY, BUDDY,
SCHOOL'S THAT WAY,
571
00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:19,948
YONDER.
572
00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:22,777
"WE TRAFFIC
IN MOCKERY"...
573
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,171
YEATS, 1928.
574
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:31,003
OKAY, SURE.
IT'S OKAY, PAL.
575
00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:33,005
I KNOW, I KNOW.
I'VE BEEN THERE.
576
00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:35,007
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
SHH, IT'S OKAY.
577
00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:37,052
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M HERE. I'M WITH YOU.
578
00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:40,273
YOU'RE OKAY.
YOU'RE SECURE.
579
00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:43,842
♪ THAT'S GREAT, IT STARTS
WITH AN EARTHQUAKE ♪
580
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,974
♪ BIRDS AND SNAKES, AN AEROPLANE ♪
581
00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:49,499
♪ LENNY BRUCE IS NOT AFRAID... ♪
582
00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:50,979
THAT'S NOT FUNNY,
YOU KNOW.
583
00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:53,155
YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED.
YOU NEED A GOOD EDUCATION.
584
00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:55,114
OH, PREPARE THIS.
585
00:30:55,157 --> 00:30:57,116
HEY, HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU
586
00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:58,944
THAT THIS IS
PRIVATE PROPERTY?
587
00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:01,511
BOBBY, YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND
LIKE THAT OLD MAN. COME ON.
588
00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:04,906
OH, SORRY, I... I JUST WANT
TO SHOW SOME PROPER RESPECT.
589
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,603
OKAY, SURE.
WHAM!
590
00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:09,258
HEY. GOD, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SMASH THE FLOWERS.
591
00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:11,260
BOBBY, WE ALWAYS
SMASH THE FLOWERS.
592
00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:13,132
IT'S A TRADITION
WITH US, PAL.
593
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:15,308
GOD DAMN, YOU'RE UPTIGHT.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU'VE BEEN LAID?
594
00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:16,918
THE OLD MAN...
HE'S GONE.
595
00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,833
GOOD. MAYBE HE'S GONE
FOREVER AND EVER.
596
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,009
- WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
- RELAX.
597
00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:23,055
♪ YOU VITRIOLIC, PATRIOTIC, SLAM, FIGHT ♪
598
00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:25,013
♪ BRIGHT LIGHT, FEELING PRETTY PSYCHED... ♪
599
00:31:25,057 --> 00:31:26,928
- WHAT?
- ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT... ♪
600
00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:30,192
- OH, MY GOD.
- COME ON. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
601
00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:33,195
- WELL, A PRETTY CALM DAY.
- ♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT... ♪
602
00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:37,330
AT LEAST TODAY IT'S CALM.
IT'S A PRETTY CALM DAY. IT'S NICE.
603
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:39,506
IT'S A JUNGLE.
THEY'RE ANIMALS.
604
00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:41,987
- ♪ I FEEL FINE...
- Bobby: I THINK I'M GONNA BE NAUSEOUS.
605
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:44,903
- Girl: HEY, WATCH OUT.
- Dinger: WHAT'S WRONG?
606
00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:47,166
- WHERE'S THE LAVATORY?
- THE LAVA-WHAT?
607
00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:49,298
- THE LAVATORY. WHERE'S THE LAVATORY?
- OH, YEAH, YEAH.
608
00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:51,735
UH, IT'S UP THERE...
THE BATHROOM, RIGHT?
609
00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:53,737
OBVIOUSLY.
610
00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:56,392
WELL, WHEN SOME PEOPLE
GOTTA GO, THEY GOTTA GO.
611
00:31:56,436 --> 00:32:00,440
♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ♪
612
00:32:00,483 --> 00:32:05,271
♪ IT'S THE END OF THE
WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ♪
613
00:32:05,314 --> 00:32:08,709
♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT... ♪
614
00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:11,451
HEY, KELLER.
615
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:12,756
HEY, ASSHOLE,
616
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,976
I HEARD ABOUT YOU BANGING LAINIE LAST NIGHT.
617
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,065
HELLO, KELLER.
618
00:32:17,109 --> 00:32:20,416
KELLER.
619
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:22,331
YOU BRAIN-DEAD, MAN?
620
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,943
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
621
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,121
OH, HE'S BEGGING.
HE'S BEGGING.
622
00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:31,514
WHAT ARE YOU
BEGGING FOR, BOBBY?
623
00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:33,429
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR
A PIECE OF ASS, KELLER?
624
00:32:33,473 --> 00:32:35,954
- THAT IS A SHARP TIE YOU GOT THERE, TONTO.
- THANK YOU.
625
00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:38,173
HEY, BACK OFF,
DUMASS.
626
00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,088
THAT'S DUMAS, JOEL.
627
00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,003
- YOU KNOW THAT'S FRENCH?
- RIGHT.
628
00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:44,875
YOU MEAN DUMBASS. IT MIGHT BE A
FOREIGN OBJECT, BUT IT AIN'T FRENCH.
629
00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:49,097
BOO.
630
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:51,099
I WILL REMEMBER THAT,
LITTLE MAN.
631
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:53,493
HEY, I'M SORRY, GUYS.
I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
632
00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:57,105
IT'S THE ONLY TIE I HAVE.
I LIKE THE TIE.
633
00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:59,281
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH, I'M FINE. THANK YOU.
634
00:32:59,325 --> 00:33:01,588
WHAT DID YOU GUYS LEAVE ME IN THERE FOR?
I COULD HAVE GOT MY ASS KICKED.
635
00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,459
I DIDN'T, THOUGH.
I WAS BRILLIANT.
636
00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:05,896
WHAA! 'CAUSE I DID
MY KUNG FU SHIT.
637
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,681
I NEED
A STIFF DRINK.
638
00:33:09,683 --> 00:33:11,685
HEY, WANT TO WATCH WHERE
THE HELL YOU'RE GOING?
639
00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:14,122
LAST NIGHT YOU HURT LAINIE.
DO IT AGAIN AND I'LL HURT YOU.
640
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:16,124
- YOU GOT IT? HUH?
- YEAH.
641
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:19,084
- THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS APOLOGIZE, ALL RIGHT?
- I'M SORRY.
642
00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:21,216
AND IF YOU'VE GOT
ANY MOUSSE,
643
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:24,045
- I WANT YOU TO USE IT.
- OKAY.
644
00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:27,005
- ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT. THAT WAY?
645
00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,529
- APOLOGIZE.
- THAT WAY?
646
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,667
ALL RIGHT, THERE SHE IS.
GO APOLOGIZE.
647
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,713
HER?
648
00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:49,157
UM, EXCUSE ME.
649
00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:51,159
IT'S YOU.
650
00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:52,987
YEAH, MAY I SPEAK
WITH YOU, PLEASE?
651
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,989
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- I'M NOT SURE.
652
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,991
NEITHER AM I.
653
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,601
DO YOU KNOW
WHO I AM?
654
00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:01,300
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
655
00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:04,390
I HOPE SO.
GOD, I HOPE SO.
656
00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:05,913
ME TOO.
657
00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:08,350
GENA, IT ISYOU.
658
00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,744
- I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THE ACCIDENT.
- WHO'S GENA?
659
00:34:10,787 --> 00:34:13,486
SO I FIGURED YOU'D BUMP INTO
EACH OTHER SOONER OR LATER.
660
00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:15,966
I'VE GOT TO TALK
TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
661
00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:17,359
WHAT?
662
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:19,492
NOW HOW ARE YOU GONNA
GET US OUT OF THIS?
663
00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:22,538
I'M A WRECK. I HAD TO GO ALONG WITH
YOU AND YOU HAD TO GET ME INVOLVED.
664
00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:25,889
I'LL GET US OUT OF IT, I SWEAR,
JUST AS LONG AS WE HAVE EACH OTHER.
665
00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:27,456
NO, NO, NO,
THIS ISN'T THE TIME.
666
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,371
BUT, GENA, I'M SO HAPPY
YOU FOUND ME.
667
00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:31,547
GENA?
WHO IS GENA?
668
00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:33,593
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HER
DO YOUR HOMEWORK?
669
00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:35,116
AND SHE CAN
GET IN TROUBLE
670
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,118
AND YOU CAN TAKE HER
TO THE DANCE ON SATURDAY.
671
00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:40,382
SOME ACCIDENTS AREN'T ACCIDENTS.
THEY'RE BAD KARMA, OKAY?
672
00:34:40,426 --> 00:34:42,384
GOD PUNISHES PEOPLE,
AND DON'T FORGET THAT.
673
00:34:42,428 --> 00:34:44,212
WAIT A MINUTE.
674
00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:47,520
HEY, BUDDY, RELAX. THERE'S PLENTY
OF TIME FOR THAT KIND OF STUFF.
675
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,522
- LET'S GO TO CLASS. COME ON.
- SHIT.
676
00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:51,524
JOEL, BUDDY, CLASS.
677
00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:55,223
HELLO, BOYS.
DON'T SAY HELLO, BOBBY.
678
00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:58,052
PISSING THEM ALL OFF
TODAY, HUH, BOB?
679
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,109
JESUS.
680
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,556
Man:
'MORNING. SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
681
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:26,036
BOBBY, YOU'RE IN MY SEAT. GET UP.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
682
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,995
GET UP. EVERYONE'S WATCHING US. GET UP.
683
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,130
BOBBY, GET AWAY FROM ME.
I JUST DROPPED MY CANE.
684
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:34,262
YOUR SEAT'S THREE BACK. GO, GO,
YOU'RE MESSING UP. GO, GO.
685
00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,960
WHY IS HE BEING
SUCH A DWEEB TODAY?
686
00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:38,962
I DON'T KNOW, MAN,
BUT HE'S MY DWEEB.
687
00:35:39,006 --> 00:35:40,964
HE'S A VERY
WEIRD DWEEB.
688
00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:43,706
ZERO IS
A SIGNIFICANT DIGIT,
689
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,795
FOR IT HAS MEANING.
690
00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:48,755
THE LAST DIGIT WRITTEN
DOWN FOR ANY MEASUREMENT
691
00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:50,626
IS THE UNCERTAIN DIGIT.
692
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:53,281
ALL NONZERO DIGITS
IN A MEASUREMENT
693
00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:55,283
ARE SIGNIFICANT.
694
00:35:55,327 --> 00:35:56,806
ZEROS ARE OFTEN...
695
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,290
- MR. KELLER.
- WHAT?
696
00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:04,988
- SIT DOWN.
- I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. I GOTTA GO.
697
00:36:05,032 --> 00:36:06,512
SIT DOWN.
698
00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:08,427
SIR, THIS IS MY I.O.U. HOMEWORK.
I OWE YOU HOMEWORK, SIR.
699
00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:09,950
- THANK YOU, DINGER.
- A LOT OF HOMEWORK, SIR.
700
00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:11,473
- THANKS.
- THANK YOU, SIR.
701
00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:13,606
FIRST, YOU WERE LATE.
702
00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:18,088
NUMBER TWO, THIS WOULD MAKE
A DECENT HALFTIME SCORE.
703
00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:20,656
THAT'S ABOUT IT.
AND YOU'RE NOT STUPID.
704
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:23,050
SO WHAT SEEMS TO BE
YOUR PROBLEM?
705
00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:25,487
I'M NOT SURE, SIR,
BUT I CAN IMPROVE.
706
00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:27,924
YEAH, AND HOW
WILL YOU DO THAT?
707
00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,970
S.A.T.s ARE SATURDAY.
708
00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:33,234
WELL, I MUST TRY HARDER.
I MUST APPLY MYSELF.
709
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,932
I MUST REALIZE THAT "IGNORANCE
IS THE ONLY SLAVERY"...
710
00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:38,500
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL,
1876.
711
00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:42,243
♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ♪
712
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:45,290
♪ IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD ♪
713
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:48,467
♪ AS WE KNOW IT... ♪
714
00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:50,643
KELLER, IT'S REALLY WEIRD
WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER
715
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:52,688
YOUR OWN
LOCKER COMBINATION.
716
00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,690
YEAH.
717
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:57,954
THERE MUST BE A LOT OF THINGS
YOU DON'T REMEMBER, RIGHT?
718
00:36:57,998 --> 00:37:01,131
LOOK, I MAY NOT BE A GENIUS, BUT
I'M DOING ALL RIGHT IN SCHOOL,
719
00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:03,133
WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN
SAY FOR SOME PEOPLE.
720
00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:05,135
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
721
00:37:05,179 --> 00:37:07,573
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
TUGGING YOUR LIP?
722
00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:10,532
I DON'T TUG
ON MY LIP.
723
00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:14,449
- YOU JUST DID.
- SO WHAT?
724
00:37:14,493 --> 00:37:16,451
BOBBY, LOOK, YOU'RE BEING
REALLY WEIRD...
725
00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:19,237
I MEAN, WEIRDER THAN USUAL,
AND THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD.
726
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,196
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE.
727
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,632
LOOK, I'M GONNA
BE LATE.
728
00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:25,895
NICE COAT.
729
00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:27,767
NICE COAT?
WELL, MAYBE LATER.
730
00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:29,421
YEAH, OKAY,
MAYBE AFTER SCHOOL.
731
00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:31,336
LOOK, CHILL OUT A LITTLE BIT, OKAY?
I GOTTA GO.
732
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:34,774
OKAY, LET'S GO UP
FOR SOME COMMANDO.
733
00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:41,476
THAT'S RIGHT, MESSING WITH
RAMBO'S LITTLE BROTHER.
734
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,566
THAT'S RIGHT. OH, DUST, PAL, DUST...
FIRST MISTAKE.
735
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,268
NICE TEETH.
736
00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:52,705
DUDE... OW.
737
00:37:52,748 --> 00:37:55,664
WHY SIT IN GEEK FIELD,
BOBBY?
738
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,666
JUST A LITTLE QUESTION.
739
00:37:57,710 --> 00:38:00,278
A REFRESHING
CHANGE OF PACE, DINGER?
740
00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:02,715
ALL RIGHT, ACCEPTABLE.
IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD.
741
00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:05,631
IT'S NOT ONE OF YOUR BEST,
BUT IT'S OKAY, PAL.
742
00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:07,894
THEN AGAIN, WHERE WOULD
BOBBY KELLER BE
743
00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:09,896
WITHOUT A CYNICAL
EAT-SHIT-AND-DIE ATTITUDE
744
00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:12,638
AND SARCASM THAT SHOULD BE
REGISTERED AS A LETHAL WEAPON?
745
00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:15,423
YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO KNOW.
746
00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:17,860
WHERE ARE YOU THINKING
ABOUT GOING, HARD-ON?
747
00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:20,863
I'M GOING TO HAVE
LUNCH OVER THERE.
748
00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:23,257
AMNESIA STRIKES AT WILL.
749
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,781
YOU KNOW, I SHOULD START CHARGING
YOU A PSYCHIATRIC FEE, MAN.
750
00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:29,742
BOBBY, WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO
EAT WITH THE GORGEOUS WOMEN...
751
00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:32,135
YOU KNOW, WOMEN?
WE'RE ON PROBATION.
752
00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:34,877
YOU KNOW, BOBBY, PROBATION...
MEN IN CAGES, BOYS IN BONDAGE.
753
00:38:34,921 --> 00:38:37,445
I THINK BOBBY'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE.
THAT'S WHAT I THINK...
754
00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:39,534
- SOME GIRL NAMED GENA.
- LUCKY BREAK, IF YOU ASK ME.
755
00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,536
NO, IT ISN'T,
BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE HIM.
756
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:43,451
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, HE'S
WEIRD THIS MORNING, BUT...
757
00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:45,627
YEAH, LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS IT TOO.
HE EXILED HIMSELF TO SLUGVILLE.
758
00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:48,108
- DID YOU SEE HIM WITH THE GEEKS?
- YEAH, I DID.
759
00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:49,283
- LAINIE.
- HUH?
760
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,719
WHAT WERE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THIS MORNING?
761
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:53,331
UM, HOMEWORK.
762
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,550
NO. WRONG. HUH-UH.
I DO HIS HOMEWORK.
763
00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:56,725
WELL, TENSION.
764
00:38:56,769 --> 00:38:59,772
- HEY, GIRLS.
- HI, GUYS.
765
00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:01,774
HEY, WHOA, JOEL,
WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THERE?
766
00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:04,167
- LET ME HAVE ONE OF THOSE. LET ME HAVE TWO OF THEM.
- OKAY.
767
00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:06,996
ANYTHING ELSE ON THERE?
ALL RIGHT, THANKS A LOT.
768
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,998
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
IN DORKVILLE?
769
00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,784
- WOW, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, DINGER?
770
00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:14,352
NOTHING. ME AND BOBBY WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT EVIL THINGS,
771
00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:16,266
AND YOU GUYS HAPPENED TO SHOW UP.
NOTHING AT ALL.
772
00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:18,181
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR THIS SHIT, DINGER.
773
00:39:18,225 --> 00:39:21,184
WHAT IS WRONG WITH
EVERYBODY NOWADAYS?
774
00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:23,448
I MEAN, ISN'T THERE ANY LOVE
LEFT IN OUR UNIVERSE, HUH?
775
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,319
Together:
SHUT UP, DINGER.
776
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,408
OH, SHUT UP, DINGER?
REAL MATURE.
777
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,497
- REALLY, REALLY, REALLY MATURE.
- BYE, DINGER.
778
00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:32,195
HEY, BOB, SORRY ABOUT THIS MORNING.
I'M JUST A LITTLE UPTIGHT.
779
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,807
HEY, THAT'S QUITE
ALL RIGHT.
780
00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:36,983
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
CONSUME THAT, ARE YOU?
781
00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:40,595
DON'T YOU REALIZE ALL THE
CHOLESTEROL AND FAT...?
782
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:43,685
I'M SORRY.
I LIKE BAD BOYS.
783
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:06,012
♪ I SCREAM, YOU RUN ♪
784
00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:09,407
♪ THIS LOVE'S A HOT GUN ♪
785
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:12,497
♪ YOU SAY YOU'RE THROUGH ♪
786
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:15,456
♪ BUT I KNOW IT'S NOT TRUE ♪
787
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:18,285
♪ DON'T BE SO SURE ♪
788
00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:21,680
♪ THAT YOU DON'T NEED ME ♪
789
00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:25,379
♪ THIS TIME YOU'LL TAKE THE FALL ♪
790
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,861
♪ BABY, BELIEVE ME ♪
791
00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:30,689
♪ YOU'D BETTER WAIT ♪
792
00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:35,215
♪ YOU'LL BE LONELY WHEN I'M GONE ♪
793
00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:37,130
♪ YOU'D BETTER WAIT ♪
794
00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:40,002
♪ YOU'LL BE SAD AND LOST
WHEN YOU FIND OUT ♪
795
00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:43,919
♪ YOU WERE WRONG ♪
796
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,712
♪ DON'T CRY, DON'T WEEP ♪
797
00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:57,106
♪ GOOD LOVE DON'T COME CHEAP ♪
798
00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:59,935
♪ JUST GO, AND YOU'LL SEE ♪
799
00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:02,547
♪ THAT I SAID WHAT I MEAN... ♪
800
00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:04,418
HI, KELLER.
801
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,202
I GUESS I'M NOT
A GOOD DANCER ANYMORE.
802
00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:09,379
LAINIE, LISTEN, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
803
00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:11,686
YEAH, WE GOTTA STOP
MEETING LIKE THAT.
804
00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:13,601
NO, LAINIE, PLEASE,
805
00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:16,299
YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
806
00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:18,432
LOOK, IT'S OVER.
NO BIG TRAGEDY.
807
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,694
I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THAT.
808
00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:21,391
LOOK, I GOTTA GO
TAKE A SHOWER.
809
00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:24,046
IF YOU REALLY NEED TO TALK TO
ME, COME BY MY HOUSE LATER.
810
00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,492
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO FIND ME, DON'T YOU?
811
00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:36,494
WHAT ARE
FRIENDS FOR, HUH?
812
00:41:36,537 --> 00:41:38,147
BEST FRIENDS, RIGHT?
813
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,019
RIGHT ON, MAN.
814
00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:42,412
SINCE I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND,
I'VE GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU.
815
00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:44,414
AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?
816
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:46,808
THAT MIGHT BE, ROBERT,
817
00:41:46,852 --> 00:41:49,332
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU
AND MISS DIAMOND, HUH?
818
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:52,031
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
819
00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:55,338
THAT'S GOOD, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE
JOEL IS REALLY, REALLY CRAZY
820
00:41:55,382 --> 00:41:57,340
ABOUT THAT YOUNG LADY.
821
00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:59,778
YOU KNOW, HE'S ALSO
A LITTLE BIT ON THE EDGE
822
00:41:59,821 --> 00:42:01,780
WHEN IT COMES TO HER,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
823
00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:03,346
SO IF YOU WANT
TO STAY HEALTHY,
824
00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:05,610
TAKE A LOT, A LOT OF
FLINTSTONES VITAMINS
825
00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:08,526
AND STAY AWAY FROM
LAINIE, OKAY, PLEASE?
826
00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:10,745
OKAY, I'LL KEEP THAT
IN MIND.
827
00:42:10,789 --> 00:42:12,442
THANK YOU.
828
00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:15,968
LISTEN, I'VE GOT SOME
THINGS I HAVE TO DO.
829
00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:18,318
OKAY, LET'S GO DO THEM
TOGETHER, BE A TEAM.
830
00:42:18,361 --> 00:42:20,320
NO, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
831
00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:22,714
I GOTTA BE ALONE
FOR A WHILE.
832
00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:24,716
SURE.
833
00:42:24,759 --> 00:42:26,587
NO PROBLEM.
834
00:42:26,631 --> 00:42:29,155
NO SKIN OFF MY BACK.
I CAN HANG.
835
00:42:31,157 --> 00:42:33,942
JUST ANOTHER BORING DAY IN THE
COURT FOR ME, THAT'S ALL.
836
00:42:33,986 --> 00:42:36,771
YEP, THAT'S ALL
THAT IS FOR ME.
837
00:42:36,815 --> 00:42:38,730
LIFE.
838
00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:55,050
MY DAUGHTER TELLS ME THERE'S
SOME URGENCY TO YOUR VISIT.
839
00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:57,052
WHAT'VE YOU GOT
FOR ME THIS TIME?
840
00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:59,707
WATER BALLOONS?
841
00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:01,796
IKE, AM I GLAD
TO SEE YOU.
842
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,451
WELL, I'M HAPPY
TO SEE YOU TOO.
843
00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:06,888
AH, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE
EVEN HAPPIER TO SEE ME
844
00:43:06,932 --> 00:43:08,586
IN A MINUTE.
845
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:10,849
WELL, I CAN ONLY GET SO
HAPPY, AND THEN I PEAK.
846
00:43:10,892 --> 00:43:12,502
LET'S SIT DOWN.
847
00:43:12,546 --> 00:43:14,896
IKE, LISTEN TO ME.
848
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,898
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU.
849
00:43:16,942 --> 00:43:20,032
IT'S THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH, BUT
YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME, OKAY?
850
00:43:20,075 --> 00:43:22,382
YOU HAVE TO USE
ALL YOUR FACULTIES.
851
00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:25,385
YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO SUSPEND
YOUR NORMAL PATTERNS OF THINKING.
852
00:43:25,428 --> 00:43:28,170
YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE IN
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY.
853
00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:31,739
YOU'RE NOT WORKING WITH THE
YOUNG REPUBLICANS, ARE YOU?
854
00:43:31,783 --> 00:43:35,700
OH, THIS IS INEFFECTIVE.
855
00:43:35,743 --> 00:43:39,225
IKE, COME HERE.
COME HERE.
856
00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:42,620
LOOK AT ME.
857
00:43:42,663 --> 00:43:45,274
IKE,
858
00:43:45,318 --> 00:43:48,408
IT'S ME...
YOUR BEST FRIEND
859
00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:50,889
COLEMAN.
860
00:43:50,932 --> 00:43:53,195
COME AGAIN?
861
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:56,721
GENA AND I TRIED
THE EXPERIMENT,
862
00:43:56,764 --> 00:43:59,245
BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.
SOMETHING HAPPENED,
863
00:43:59,288 --> 00:44:02,074
I DON'T KNOW WHAT, BUT I
GOT TRAPPED IN THIS BODY
864
00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:03,597
AND I CAN'T GET OUT.
865
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,468
CALL THE HOUSE.
866
00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:07,296
I'M NOT THERE.
I'M HERE.
867
00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,298
AND I HAD THIS DREAM.
IT WAS...
868
00:44:09,342 --> 00:44:13,085
NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING
869
00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:14,695
TO MY FRIENDS,
HAVE YOU?
870
00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:19,613
OH, GOD, YOU'RE NOT
LISTENING TO ME.
871
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:22,703
I'M TIRED.
872
00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:24,836
I'VE HAD A LONG DAY
AT SCHOOL.
873
00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:27,795
WHERE'S COLEMAN?
874
00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:30,406
HE PUT YOU UP TO THIS,
DIDN'T HE?
875
00:44:30,450 --> 00:44:33,105
IKE, REMEMBER WHAT
OSCAR WILDE SAID
876
00:44:33,148 --> 00:44:35,585
ABOUT A CYNIC, 1892?
877
00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:38,153
"NONE OF THIS IS FOLDEROL."
878
00:44:38,197 --> 00:44:40,373
WOULD I KNOW THIS?
WATCH.
879
00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:51,471
COLEMAN COULD HAVE
SHOWED YOU THAT.
880
00:44:51,514 --> 00:44:53,473
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
881
00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:56,041
REMEMBER THAT STORY YOU TOLD ME ABOUT
THE TWO DANCING FILIPINO GIRLS
882
00:44:56,084 --> 00:44:58,043
ON YOUR FIRST SHORE
LEAVE IN MANILA?
883
00:44:58,086 --> 00:45:00,262
I NEVER BELIEVED YOU,
RIGHT?
884
00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:06,399
- IT'S A TRUE STORY.
- IKE, I'M WILLING TO BELIEVE YOU,
885
00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:09,532
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO BE
WILLING TO BELIEVE ME.
886
00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:11,186
SMUDGE.
CAREFUL, HE BITES.
887
00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:13,449
SMUDGE, SMUDGE,
COME HERE, COME HERE.
888
00:45:13,493 --> 00:45:17,192
COME HERE, COME HERE,
COME HERE, COME HERE.
889
00:45:17,236 --> 00:45:20,239
- HI, SHEILA.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?
890
00:45:20,282 --> 00:45:22,154
I TOLD HIM.
891
00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:24,156
OH. YOU KNOW,
IT'S AMAZING.
892
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:26,114
THAT DOG
HATES EVERYBODY.
893
00:45:28,943 --> 00:45:31,119
EXCEPT COLEMAN.
894
00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:35,994
- DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING?
- NO, I DON'T.
895
00:45:36,037 --> 00:45:38,692
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO GIVE IN TO A MAN?
896
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,912
LOOK WHERE IT GOT YOU.
897
00:45:43,305 --> 00:45:45,351
I DIDN'T DO SO BADLY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALL THIS?
898
00:45:45,394 --> 00:45:49,268
MOM, YOU DID EVERYTHING
TO PLEASE DADDY.
899
00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:51,531
SO WHAT DID HE DO?
HE TOOK YOU FOR GRANTED
900
00:45:51,574 --> 00:45:53,533
AND LEFT YOU
FOR SOMEBODY ELSE.
901
00:45:53,576 --> 00:45:56,710
APPARENTLY
IT WASN'T ENOUGH.
902
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:58,886
I COULD HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE WARMER.
903
00:46:02,194 --> 00:46:04,805
ALL I KNOW IS JOEL'S ONE OF THE FEW BOYS IN THIS TOWN WITH A REAL FUTURE.
904
00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:06,764
HIS PARENTS ARE
DOING QUITE WELL.
905
00:46:06,807 --> 00:46:08,243
HE'S A LITTLE ROUGH
AROUND THE EDGES,
906
00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:09,810
BUT HE'S SMART AND HE'LL
GO ON TO COLLEGE.
907
00:46:09,854 --> 00:46:11,333
MOM, I'M IN
HIGH SCHOOL.
908
00:46:11,377 --> 00:46:13,292
SO JOEL'S TERRIFIC, BUT
IS THAT ANY REASON TO...?
909
00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:16,512
TO WHAT? DON'T PUT
WORDS IN MY MOUTH.
910
00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:20,560
NO, JUST THOUGHTS
IN MY HEAD.
911
00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:23,084
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK
ON ME, YOUNG LADY.
912
00:46:25,695 --> 00:46:27,915
- HI, KELLER.
- HELLO, LAINIE.
913
00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:29,917
DO YOU HAVE TIME
TO TALK?
914
00:46:29,961 --> 00:46:31,527
WELL, BOBBY,
915
00:46:31,571 --> 00:46:33,703
IT'S A SHAME YOU DIDN'T
KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HER.
916
00:46:33,747 --> 00:46:35,705
HI, MISS DIAMOND.
917
00:46:35,749 --> 00:46:37,533
BOBBY, I'M NOT
IN A VERY GOOD MOOD.
918
00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:39,361
IN THAT CASE, MAYBE
YOU SHOULD COME BACK
919
00:46:39,405 --> 00:46:41,363
WHEN HER TEENAGE YEARS
ARE OVER.
920
00:46:41,407 --> 00:46:43,017
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
921
00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:45,063
TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME
AND BECOME A PROSTITUTE.
922
00:46:45,106 --> 00:46:46,804
OH, THEN THIS
MUST BE YOUR...
923
00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:48,631
MOTHER, DON'T.
924
00:46:48,675 --> 00:46:50,720
BYE, MISS DIAMOND.
925
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,681
HEY, I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR DOING THIS.
926
00:46:54,724 --> 00:46:56,596
ANYTHING TO GET AWAY
FROM MY MOTHER.
927
00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:58,163
GEE, THANKS.
I'M FLATTERED.
928
00:46:58,206 --> 00:46:59,860
THAT WAS SARCASTIC?
929
00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:01,862
NO, I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE MYSELF.
930
00:47:03,733 --> 00:47:07,302
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO TALK.
931
00:47:07,346 --> 00:47:10,001
COME ON, I WANT
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
932
00:47:16,311 --> 00:47:20,533
♪ WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE? ♪
933
00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:23,101
♪ I'VE BEEN LOOKING ♪
934
00:47:23,144 --> 00:47:25,016
♪ NIGHT AND DAWN... ♪
935
00:47:25,059 --> 00:47:27,018
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
936
00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:28,715
WE'RE GOING
INSIDE THE HOUSE.
937
00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:30,499
I'M NOT GOING
IN THERE.
938
00:47:30,543 --> 00:47:32,501
WHY NOT? COME ON.
THERE'S NOBODY HOME.
939
00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:34,503
BOBBY, ARE YOU GONNA
HIT ME AGAIN?
940
00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:36,505
NO, I'M NOT GONNA
HIT YOU AGAIN.
941
00:47:36,549 --> 00:47:37,680
COME ON.
942
00:47:37,724 --> 00:47:39,334
NO WAY.
943
00:47:39,378 --> 00:47:41,336
CHICKEN.
944
00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:42,990
♪ WHERE IS SHE? ♪
945
00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:45,645
♪ I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ♪
946
00:47:45,688 --> 00:47:48,909
♪ ON AND ON ♪
947
00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:53,827
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- GETTING SOME REAL FOOD.
948
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,829
EWW, BOBBY,
THAT'S COLD TOFU.
949
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,831
MM, I KNOW. IT'S SO GOOD. WANT SOME?
950
00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,225
NO. WHAT ARE WE
DOING HERE?
951
00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:02,314
AND WHY DO YOU
HAVE THE KEY?
952
00:48:02,357 --> 00:48:05,230
I'M WATCHING THE HOUSE
FOR THE OLD PEOPLE,
953
00:48:05,273 --> 00:48:07,232
YOU KNOW, FEEDING THEIR
DOG AND STUFF.
954
00:48:07,275 --> 00:48:09,538
THEY ASKED ME TO, WHILE
THEY'RE OUT OF TOWN.
955
00:48:09,582 --> 00:48:12,019
BESIDES, I THINK IT'S
A NICE PLACE TO COME,
956
00:48:12,063 --> 00:48:14,152
TO GET AWAY FROM MY PARENTS.
I THINK IT'S NEAT.
957
00:48:14,195 --> 00:48:15,762
I THINK IT SMELLS
LIKE OLD PEOPLE.
958
00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:17,503
Lainie:
IT'S SPOOKY.
959
00:48:17,546 --> 00:48:19,505
SPOOKY?
WHERE DO YOU SEE SPOOKY?
960
00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:21,376
NOW COME IN HERE.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
961
00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:23,248
- IT'S IMPORTANT.
- OKAY, OKAY.
962
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:26,904
WELL, THE OLD GUY ALWAYS HAS
SOME NONSENSE WRITTEN HERE.
963
00:48:26,947 --> 00:48:28,644
THAT'S SWEET.
964
00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:30,646
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT IS SWEET.
965
00:48:30,690 --> 00:48:32,648
BUT IT'S USUALLY
A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT
966
00:48:32,692 --> 00:48:35,434
ABOUT ENERGY
AND YOUTH.
967
00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:36,914
SEEMS HARMLESS.
968
00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:43,964
♪ Fairy tales can come true... ♪
969
00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:45,966
- I LOVE THIS SONG.
- ♪ It can happen to you...
970
00:48:46,010 --> 00:48:47,968
YEAH.
971
00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:49,970
- I KNOW.
- ♪ If you're young at heart... ♪
972
00:48:50,014 --> 00:48:52,538
I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHERE I'VE HEARD IT.
973
00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:54,018
DANCE WITH ME.
974
00:48:54,061 --> 00:48:57,195
♪ For it's hard, you will find ♪
975
00:48:57,238 --> 00:48:59,762
♪ To be narrow of mind ♪
976
00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:03,810
♪ If you're young at heart... ♪
977
00:49:05,768 --> 00:49:07,466
SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL.
978
00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:09,381
MM, SO ARE YOU.
979
00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:11,731
♪ With impossible schemes ♪
980
00:49:11,774 --> 00:49:14,777
♪ You can laugh when your dreams ♪
981
00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:17,955
♪ Fall apart at the seams... ♪
982
00:49:17,998 --> 00:49:19,957
LAINIE.
983
00:49:21,132 --> 00:49:23,482
GOOD GOING, COLEMAN.
984
00:49:48,463 --> 00:49:50,465
HELLO.
985
00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:51,989
OH, HI, JOEL.
986
00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:54,295
I REALLY CAN'T TALK
RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
987
00:49:54,339 --> 00:49:56,167
GOOD NIGHT.
SWEET DREAMS.
988
00:49:58,343 --> 00:50:02,260
OH, NO, IT'S YOU.
989
00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:05,393
YOU WERE EXPECTING
MAYBE FREDDY KRUEGER?
990
00:50:05,437 --> 00:50:07,004
WHO'S FREDDY KRUEGER?
991
00:50:07,047 --> 00:50:08,527
IT'S BEFORE YOUR TIME.
992
00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:11,312
LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU
DO ME A FAVOR
993
00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:13,140
AND STAY OUT OF MY LIFE,
ALL RIGHT, POPS?
994
00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:15,186
NOTHING WOULD GIVE ME
GREATER PLEASURE.
995
00:50:15,229 --> 00:50:17,710
WHERE'S GENA?
AND DON'T CALL ME "POPS."
996
00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:20,800
GENA'S IN THE HOUSE, POPS.
997
00:50:25,631 --> 00:50:27,676
DON'T TRY THE DOOR.
IT'S LOCKED.
998
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,678
- I'VE GOT A KEY.
- IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
999
00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:31,463
THIS IS A DREAM.
1000
00:50:31,506 --> 00:50:33,682
YOU WANT TO SEE HER...
GO LOOK IN THE WINDOW.
1001
00:50:35,945 --> 00:50:37,817
GENA.
1002
00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:40,211
GENA, GENA.
1003
00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:48,132
WHY DOESN'T SHE
REMEMBER ME?
1004
00:50:48,175 --> 00:50:51,787
WELL, THE WAY I SEE IT
IS THAT SHE WASN'T
1005
00:50:51,831 --> 00:50:54,051
AS INTO THIS LITTLE
EXPERIMENT AS YOU WERE.
1006
00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:58,011
YOU WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE
KNOW HOW TO SWITCH US BACK?
1007
00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,666
ABSOLUTELY.
1008
00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:03,669
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IT JUST SO HAPPENS
1009
00:51:03,712 --> 00:51:06,933
TO BE ONE OF THE VERY FIRST
THINGS THAT I LEARNED ABOUT.
1010
00:51:06,976 --> 00:51:09,414
WELL, THEN LET'S
DO IT NOW.
1011
00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:11,416
- HUH-UH.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HUH-UH?
1012
00:51:11,459 --> 00:51:14,332
WELL, WHICH ONE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND...
HUH OR UH?
1013
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,334
THE WHOLE IDEA.
1014
00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:18,858
YOU SEE,
I LIKE IT HERE.
1015
00:51:18,901 --> 00:51:22,166
IT'S...
WELL, IT'S DREAMY.
1016
00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:24,168
IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
HA HA.
1017
00:51:24,211 --> 00:51:26,866
DON'T YOU WANT TO GET BACK
TO YOUR OWN LIFE?
1018
00:51:26,909 --> 00:51:28,694
NO, I DON'T,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.
1019
00:51:28,737 --> 00:51:30,348
SEE, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
1020
00:51:30,391 --> 00:51:33,699
MY PARENTS HATE ME.
I'M FLUNKING EVERY GRADE IN SCHOOL.
1021
00:51:33,742 --> 00:51:36,267
DUMAS WANTS TO KICK MY ASS.
AND IF JOEL FOUND OUT
1022
00:51:36,310 --> 00:51:38,530
HOW I FEEL ABOUT LAINIE, HE'D
WANT TO KICK MY ASS TOO.
1023
00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:40,880
"SHOW ME A MAN WHO HAS
ENJOYED HIS SCHOOL DAYS
1024
00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:42,708
AND I'LL SHOW YOU
A BULLY AND A BORE"...
1025
00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:44,710
ROBERT MORLEY, 1958.
1026
00:51:44,753 --> 00:51:48,061
UP YOURS AND THE HORSE
YOU RODE IN ON.
1027
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,542
THAT ISN'T A HORSE.
THAT'S A SHEEP.
1028
00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:52,544
WHERE DID IT
COME FROM?
1029
00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:55,024
A SHEEP?
I DON'T KNOW.
1030
00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:57,244
BUT THIS IS YOUR
SICK DREAM,
1031
00:51:57,288 --> 00:51:59,203
AND I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING...
YOU HAVE SOME
1032
00:51:59,246 --> 00:52:01,379
DEEP-SEATED PSYCHOLOGICAL
PROBLEMS, MAN.
1033
00:52:01,422 --> 00:52:04,643
AND BY THE WAY,
I'M NOT GOING BACK.
1034
00:52:06,384 --> 00:52:08,299
WHAT IF I FIXED
EVERYTHING?
1035
00:52:08,342 --> 00:52:10,214
OH, AND HOW ARE YOU
GONNA DO THAT, POPS?
1036
00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:12,216
DON'T CALL ME "POPS."
1037
00:52:12,259 --> 00:52:13,956
I CAN DO IT.
1038
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,177
I'VE GOT TO.
1039
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:19,919
WELL, YOU'D BETTER
WORK FAST,
1040
00:52:19,962 --> 00:52:22,182
BECAUSE THEY'RE WORKING FAST.
1041
00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:25,011
- NOT AS FAST AS I CAN.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.
1042
00:52:25,054 --> 00:52:27,013
BUT JUST DON'T LET JOEL
FIND OUT ABOUT IT,
1043
00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:29,015
OR HE'S GONNA "TEAR
YOUR PLAYHOUSE DOWN"...
1044
00:52:29,058 --> 00:52:31,409
PAUL YOUNG, 1986.
SEE HOW ANNOYING THAT IS?
1045
00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:33,367
ANYWAY, YOU GOTTA DO ME
SOME THINGS.
1046
00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:35,239
YOU GOTTA STOP EATING
THE TOFU SHIT,
1047
00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:37,676
BECAUSE THE TOFU SHIT
IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.
1048
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,504
IT'S MAKING ME
REALLY NAUSEOUS.
1049
00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:41,767
AND, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA STOP
TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO EAT.
1050
00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:43,769
IT'S JUST NOT LIKE ME.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE ME
76596
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