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Phil, Carter and CJ are waiting
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for their hot chocolates. What happened?
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Couldn't find the whipped cream?
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(MOUTH FULL): Oh, I found it, all right.
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What did we say about
doing whipped cream shots?
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Never leave Kat out!
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That's right.
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- This is delicious.
- Mm-hmm.
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What is going on back here?
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BOTH: Nothing.
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This is so inappropriate.
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We said we would do this as a group.
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Thank you.
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How hard is it to make two hot choc... ?
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Oh, man.
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I had this exact same fantasy.
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But one of you wasn't in it.
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? Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ?
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? Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ?
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Here you go. Sorry
this took so long, CJ.
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We were, uh, having an employee meeting.
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Yes, a couple hot chocolates
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for a couple hot chocolates.
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You're corny, Dad.
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Ooh.
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Cornier than a cornucopia of
cornflakes in an Iowa cornfield?
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No?
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Guess I'm corny, too.
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Just remember, when your
mom comes to pick you up,
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you did your homework first.
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Playing Minecraft was the reward.
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? For my friends, a scone of cherry ?
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? I hope they will
like it very... much. ?
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Looks like someone is
thinking about entering
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the jingle contest at the Middle C.
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Oh, no, I'm not ready for
something as prestigious
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as a contest sponsored
by Manny's Auto Garage.
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He's the Sultan of Transmissions.
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Yo, all I care about is the extra cash.
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Mondays are usually dead, but
this is gonna bring 'em in.
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Hey, wouldn't it be great if
Max signed up for the contest?
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Don't try to act like you're
just thinking of that now.
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No.
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If you miss it, you have to enter!
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Damn your athletic genes.
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Oh, come on, Kat!
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That was my lunch!
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I'm particularly proud of that one.
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- (PHONE CHIRPS)
- Oh.
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Looks like your mom's gonna be
a little late picking you up.
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Let's go back to the bar.
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Ooh, I'll let you scrape
gum from under the tables.
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Can I just stay here instead?
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By yourself?
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Oh, I'll look after him for you.
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Okay, uh, cool.
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Uh, can I talk to you?
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Um, remember, uh...
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CJ doesn't know about us.
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Oh, so you're saying
that I shouldn't tell
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your 12-year-old son
that we're having sex?
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Oh, what ever will we talk about?
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Listen...
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we're gonna have a great time
and you don't have to worry
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about violating any child labor laws.
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Now go on, get.
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Quick question.
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Do you have access to Max's underpants?
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Hey, I am not putting a
flyer in that man's drawers.
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Come on! I would do it for you.
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?
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So, Max?
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Do you have plans Monday night?
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I'm not entering the jingle contest.
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And stop it with the flyers!
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Okay, sorry, no more flyers.
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Thank you.
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Anybody could've done that.
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Max, you have to do it.
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You are such a good songwriter.
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Back in college, everyone thought
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he was gonna be the next John Mayer.
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Is that something people want?
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Let me get up out of this.
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Kat, thank you for your support,
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but I will share my music
with people when I'm ready.
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Okay, this might sound like something
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that Randi often refers to as "shade."
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But if you don't show
your work to people,
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it's not work, it's a hobby.
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Yep, that's shade.
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Come on, this contest
might be just the thing
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to get your creative juices flowing.
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I promise you my juices
are better than ever.
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Okay? Like a fine wine.
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Thus, no jingles required.
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Or maybe you don't want to enter
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because you don't think
you're good enough.
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Being that I'm a mature
adult, let me assure you,
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I am impervious to reverse psychology.
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Oh, really?
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Why do you think you part
your hair on that side?
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Because back in college you said...
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(GASPS)
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You're a witch.
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So for this one, my teacher had us
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draw our beds from memory.
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That looks like a couch.
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You look like a couch!
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Sorry, being an adult is hard.
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You go through transitions.
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Mind your business.
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I like your nails.
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Oh, thank you, I did them myself.
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Those would've gotten you an A-plus.
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(CHUCKLES) You want me to do yours?
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Oh, that'd be awesome.
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It's gonna cost you though.
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I don't have any money,
but I can give you
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a shout-out on my Insta.
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Thanks, but all I need is
two embarrassing stories
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about your dad... one for each hand.
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Y'all are never gonna
believe what just happened.
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Prepare yourself for some big news!
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You're getting your eyes done.
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Sheila, I asked you
about that in confidence.
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Carter has asked me to
emcee the jingle competition.
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Which I shall henceforth be calling
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"Manny's One Night Only
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Commercial Jingle Showcase Extravaganza
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hosted by Phil Crumpler."
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Ooh.
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Congratulations.
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Yeah, Carter couldn't
have made a better choice.
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Well, I'd like to be humble,
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but I have to agree.
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(CHUCKLES)
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"He couldn't have made a better choice"?
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Seriously, Katharine,
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have you forgotten that
stretch in the '80s when I was
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the face of Consolidated Farm Machinery?
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No, the image of you in a
swimsuit draped across the hood
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of a manure spreader
is seared in my memory.
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Of course I'm happy for Phil.
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I'm sure he'll do a
perfectly adequate job.
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Aw, that's what you said to me
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when I got my teaching degree.
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Hey, CJ, grab your stuff.
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Your mom's double parked on the corner.
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All right, I'll see you later.
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Hey!
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(LAUGHS)
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Randi's really great.
You two should go out.
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What? Randi?
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Oh, yeah, she's, uh, like my brother.
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Or my sister or any other
person I'm related to
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that I would not go out with.
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Did you guys have fun?
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Definitely. Check out my nails.
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Oh, cool.
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All right. (CHUCKLES)
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All right, hey, don't
keep your mom waiting.
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- Talk to you later. I love you so much.
- All right, I love you.
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Aw!
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- He's such a good kid.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, he is.
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Listen, uh, don't paint his nails again.
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What? Why?
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Nail polish is for girls.
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Well, that's very
close-minded. It's 2022.
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I don't care what year it is.
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It's not how I was brought up.
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Then you were brought up stupid.
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"Stupid"?
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Yeah, lots of guys paint their nails.
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Athletes, musicians...
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And do you know what
they all have in common?
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Their fathers aren't
acting like jackasses?
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None of them are my son. Look,
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I get to decide what's right for him.
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Don't do it again.
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Whatever.
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I have more enjoyable things to do.
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Like clean litter boxes.
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I know for a fact I'm
more fun than cat poop.
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Not today.
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? If you have a dent ?
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? Or your frame is ?
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Bent.
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? Bent ?
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? If your oil leaks or
your brake drum squeaks ?
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Oh, that is good, that is good.
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? Don't take your car
out of commission ?
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? Drive on down to
Manny's Transmission. ?
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I would go to Manny's.
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That was amazing!
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Oh, geez, Kat!
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Announce yourself.
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Sorry, sorry, that was rude.
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Um...
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(IMITATES TRUMPET FANFARE)
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Kat Silver, arriving!
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That was such a good jingle.
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You have to enter the contest.
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I was just playing around.
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I'm not ready to perform
in front of people.
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You perform in front
of people all the time.
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Cover songs.
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Are we forgetting
what happened last time
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I performed something I wrote?
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? And that's why I flew ?
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? On the wings of Rachel. ?
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(ALL BOOING, CLAMORING)
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That never happened! I was there.
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One drunk guy yelled, "You suck,"
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and threw a lime slice at you.
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It was juicy and got in my eye.
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It also got in my head a little.
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That was so long ago.
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Stop letting one setback
keep you from your dreams.
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Kat, I will get back
onstage when I'm ready.
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You're just gonna walk away?
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Sorry, that was rude.
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(IMITATES TRUMPET FANFARE)
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Max Kingbird, walking away!
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Hey, Kat, check it out.
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The last time I wore it was
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at Reba McEntire's niece's bat mitzvah.
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Ooh, was it a Western theme?
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Oh, yeah, Reba don't play.
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Even the rabbi wore chaps.
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Hey, guess who wrote a
jingle for the contest?
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You? Oh, Kat.
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I hope it at least rhymes.
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No, not me, Max.
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I thought he didn't want
to enter the contest.
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Oh, he doesn't.
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You're gonna sign him up, aren't you?
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Is two the only even prime number?
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Yes, of course I'm entering him.
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(GIGGLING)
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Stop giggling when I
say I'm entering him.
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A child. I work with a child.
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Yeah!
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- (GUNFIRE ON TV)
- Oh, Randi.
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I didn't realize you were up here.
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I never use the caf� bathroom.
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It's warm from other people.
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Oh, I just do the hover...
it's good for the quads.
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I-I needed a break.
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I'm mad at Carter.
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We're all just sick about it.
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None of us expected Carter
to choose Phil as emcee.
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Let's just be the bigger person
and pray that Phil falls on his ass.
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Uh, doesn't fall on his ass.
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What did I say?
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Not important.
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I'm actually mad at
Carter for something else.
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Oh, right. The nail polish thing.
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- Mm.
- Wait, how did you hear about it?
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Kat told Phil. Phil texted me.
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00:09:56,953 --> 00:09:58,420
It's a little deal we have.
263
00:09:58,454 --> 00:10:02,257
He also tells me which of my
friends' husbands are closeted.
264
00:10:03,059 --> 00:10:07,396
I just... I didn't expect Carter
to be such a caveman about it.
265
00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:10,098
"Me Carter. Fire hot.
266
00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:12,934
Nail polish on boy bad."
267
00:10:12,969 --> 00:10:15,871
You're being awfully hard on him.
268
00:10:15,905 --> 00:10:19,374
I mean, we all agree he's
horrible at picking emcees.
269
00:10:19,409 --> 00:10:22,377
But, you know, when it comes to his son,
270
00:10:22,412 --> 00:10:24,846
he's just doing what he thinks is right.
271
00:10:24,881 --> 00:10:27,049
I can't believe you're defending him.
272
00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:28,850
Honey,
273
00:10:28,885 --> 00:10:31,820
sometimes it takes people
a while to come around.
274
00:10:31,854 --> 00:10:35,057
It was hard for me to accept
that any unmarried woman
275
00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:37,125
over the age of 30
shouldn't be referred to
276
00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,027
as an old maid or a spinster.
277
00:10:39,062 --> 00:10:41,963
And it was a big day for all
of us when you finally did.
278
00:10:43,099 --> 00:10:44,933
I'm just saying that,
279
00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:47,536
you know, if I can change
my way of thinking at my age,
280
00:10:47,570 --> 00:10:49,871
surely Carter can as well.
281
00:10:49,906 --> 00:10:51,807
I hope so.
282
00:10:53,076 --> 00:10:54,409
Love to continue chitchatting,
283
00:10:54,444 --> 00:10:56,611
but I did come up here for a reason.
284
00:10:56,646 --> 00:10:57,879
Ooh!
285
00:11:03,553 --> 00:11:04,853
Don't worry.
286
00:11:04,887 --> 00:11:06,288
- Randi's at class.
- Oh.
287
00:11:06,322 --> 00:11:08,323
Good. 'Cause I am not in the mood
288
00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:09,891
for another one of her lectures.
289
00:11:09,926 --> 00:11:11,126
Yeah.
290
00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:14,162
I heard all about Nail Polish-gate.
291
00:11:14,197 --> 00:11:15,997
How'd you hear about it?
292
00:11:16,032 --> 00:11:17,933
Well, Randi told Kat. Kat told me.
293
00:11:17,967 --> 00:11:19,034
It's a little deal we have.
294
00:11:19,068 --> 00:11:21,269
Sheila's in the loop, too.
295
00:11:21,304 --> 00:11:24,039
Come on, Phil. You know
I got love for everyone.
296
00:11:24,073 --> 00:11:26,608
Uh, hey, I'm just old-school.
I'm from Louisville.
297
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,211
My father didn't paint his
nails. I don't paint my nails.
298
00:11:29,245 --> 00:11:30,579
It's not what boys do.
299
00:11:30,613 --> 00:11:32,447
I know. I grew up around here, too.
300
00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:34,015
I was taught the same things.
301
00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:35,317
I was just looking out for CJ
302
00:11:35,351 --> 00:11:36,985
the way my father looked out for me.
303
00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:39,554
Yeah. Well, maybe if
little straight boys
304
00:11:39,589 --> 00:11:42,557
could paint their nails
without it meaning so dang much,
305
00:11:42,592 --> 00:11:46,394
school would've been a lot
easier for kids like me.
306
00:11:47,930 --> 00:11:49,331
Yeah, never thought about it that way.
307
00:11:49,365 --> 00:11:51,600
'Cause you didn't have to.
308
00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:53,168
I mean,
309
00:11:53,202 --> 00:11:55,003
I guess it wasn't a big deal to CJ.
310
00:11:55,037 --> 00:11:58,039
So maybe don't make
it a big deal for you.
311
00:11:59,475 --> 00:12:00,642
You're right.
312
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,177
These are my hang-ups,
313
00:12:02,211 --> 00:12:03,945
and I don't want to put 'em on my son.
314
00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:05,280
Cut yourself some slack.
315
00:12:05,314 --> 00:12:07,082
The world is changing so fast.
316
00:12:07,116 --> 00:12:08,416
It's hard to keep up.
317
00:12:08,451 --> 00:12:09,951
Damn, Phil.
318
00:12:09,986 --> 00:12:11,052
Why couldn't I have talked to you
319
00:12:11,087 --> 00:12:12,554
before I got into it with Randi?
320
00:12:12,588 --> 00:12:14,956
Well, I cannot be everywhere.
321
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,995
Welcome to Manny's One Night Only
322
00:12:20,029 --> 00:12:22,330
Commercial Jingle Showcase Extravaganza!
323
00:12:22,365 --> 00:12:24,966
Hosted by yours truly, Phil Crumpler.
324
00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:26,902
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
325
00:12:28,237 --> 00:12:30,605
Everyone say hello to our
sponsor and judge, Manny!
326
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,375
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
327
00:12:33,409 --> 00:12:35,243
Please don't buy him a drink.
328
00:12:35,278 --> 00:12:39,181
Given the lawsuits, he's not
allowed to consume alcohol in public.
329
00:12:39,215 --> 00:12:41,349
But for everyone else,
a two-drink minimum.
330
00:12:41,384 --> 00:12:43,285
- (CHUCKLES) Please.
- (GIGGLING)
331
00:12:43,319 --> 00:12:45,520
All right, let's get started!
332
00:12:45,555 --> 00:12:48,089
Can we talk about that outfit?
333
00:12:48,124 --> 00:12:51,126
Does he have to pull focus like that?
334
00:12:53,029 --> 00:12:57,666
Yeah, I guess, uh, some people
just need a lot of attention.
335
00:12:57,700 --> 00:13:01,436
Damn, Sheila. I'm not even
wearing my good bra tonight.
336
00:13:02,205 --> 00:13:06,241
If Phil melts under the pressure
of his hosting responsibilities,
337
00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:08,076
I can slide right in.
338
00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:10,145
But... fingers crossed... he does.
339
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:11,346
You mean "doesn't"?
340
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,348
What did I say?
341
00:13:13,382 --> 00:13:15,150
- (APPLAUSE)
- PHIL: Yeehaw!
342
00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:17,252
Yeehaw! (LAUGHING)
343
00:13:17,286 --> 00:13:20,255
(OFF-KEY): ? So if your
car isn't running ?
344
00:13:20,289 --> 00:13:22,490
? Come to Manny's ?
345
00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:26,394
? But how would you get there
since your car isn't running? ?
346
00:13:26,429 --> 00:13:31,233
? Why do they say it's running
when it doesn't have feet? ?
347
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:33,235
? Beep, beep. ?
348
00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:35,036
(APPLAUSE)
349
00:13:38,474 --> 00:13:41,309
Yeah, not sure I've
heard the winner yet.
350
00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:43,311
Don't worry. I have it
on excellent authority
351
00:13:43,346 --> 00:13:45,981
that a real contender's coming up soon.
352
00:13:46,749 --> 00:13:49,184
You were there. You know what's coming.
353
00:13:49,218 --> 00:13:51,319
And next up to the stage...
354
00:13:51,354 --> 00:13:53,088
you know him, I love him...
355
00:13:53,122 --> 00:13:54,589
Max Kingbird!
356
00:13:54,624 --> 00:13:56,391
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
357
00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:00,028
Surprise! I entered you!
358
00:14:00,062 --> 00:14:02,397
(PHIL GIGGLING)
359
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,283
(THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE
UGLY MAIN THEME PLAYING)
360
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,057
I'm not gonna do it, Kat.
361
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,725
If you don't, I will.
362
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,727
You wouldn't dare.
363
00:14:21,762 --> 00:14:23,462
I would.
364
00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:25,498
And I do.
365
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:29,202
Looks like we have an
unexpected replacement,
366
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,736
Ms. Katharine Silver.
367
00:14:30,771 --> 00:14:31,838
Drama, people.
368
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,073
It's what you came for.
369
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,075
Um... hi, everybody.
370
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,612
I'm sorry. I-I only heard this
once, but I think I remember it.
371
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,482
? If your frame is bent... ?
372
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:45,184
Oh, just let me do it.
373
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,655
Uh, Max Kingbird, everybody!
374
00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:50,723
(APPLAUSE)
375
00:14:55,429 --> 00:14:57,396
Hello.
376
00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:59,365
(CLEARING THROAT)
377
00:15:05,606 --> 00:15:09,141
? If you have a dent
or your frame is bent ?
378
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,643
? If your oil leaks ?
379
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,445
? Or your brake drum squeaks ?
380
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,314
? Don't take your car
out of commission ?
381
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:18,818
? Drive on down to
Manny's Transmission ?
382
00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:20,319
? Drive on down ?
383
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,121
? To Manny's Transmission. ?
384
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,657
Right off I-265 in Louisville.
385
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,093
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
386
00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:38,738
Can we go outside and talk for a minute?
387
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:40,740
Sure.
388
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,544
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
389
00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:47,780
Okay. Move it along, dandelion.
390
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,682
You've gotten enough sunshine.
391
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,184
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
392
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,287
- That means get off the stage!
- Oh.
393
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,388
Okay.
394
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,656
Whatever you're gonna say,
395
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,257
I'm not sure I want to hear it.
396
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,593
You were right.
397
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,329
I stand corrected. Please continue.
398
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,931
I need you to know,
399
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:09,168
if I could do our nail polish
conversation over again,
400
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,836
I would do it differently.
401
00:16:10,871 --> 00:16:13,139
I appreciate that.
402
00:16:13,443 --> 00:16:14,677
What made you change your mind?
403
00:16:14,711 --> 00:16:16,779
I had a minute to think.
404
00:16:16,813 --> 00:16:20,082
Also, Phil helped me
realize I have a blind spot.
405
00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:24,053
That man holds some big wisdom
in that little bitty body.
406
00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:27,856
Bottom line is...
407
00:16:27,891 --> 00:16:29,692
I'm sorry.
408
00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:31,994
You're the last person in
the world I want to make mad.
409
00:16:32,028 --> 00:16:35,197
Mmm, I like when a man
isn't afraid to admit
410
00:16:35,232 --> 00:16:36,732
- when he's wrong.
- (CHUCKLES)
411
00:16:36,766 --> 00:16:38,467
- (CHUCKLES)
- Now it's your turn.
412
00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:39,935
Wait, come again?
413
00:16:40,737 --> 00:16:43,105
You shouldn't have called
me closed-minded and stupid.
414
00:16:43,139 --> 00:16:45,608
W... No, no, no. I did
not call you stupid.
415
00:16:45,642 --> 00:16:47,476
I said you were raised stupid.
416
00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:49,211
You want to call my
mom and tell her that?
417
00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:51,146
No, I do not. I saw pictures of her,
418
00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:52,815
and she got Michelle Obama arms.
419
00:16:52,849 --> 00:16:54,116
Mm-hmm.
420
00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:56,218
But, okay, I hear you.
421
00:16:56,253 --> 00:16:58,020
Maybe I did jump on you a little bit.
422
00:16:58,054 --> 00:17:00,723
I've seen a lion be more
gentle with a gazelle.
423
00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:04,727
Look, we're gonna fight sometimes,
424
00:17:04,761 --> 00:17:07,029
so we should have a few rules.
425
00:17:07,063 --> 00:17:09,098
Okay. Rule number one:
426
00:17:09,132 --> 00:17:10,532
no name-calling.
427
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,134
- See? I listen.
- Mm-hmm.
428
00:17:12,168 --> 00:17:14,870
That's good, 'cause rule
number two is listening.
429
00:17:14,904 --> 00:17:18,207
Okay. Rule number three is
never eat ice cream before church
430
00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:19,642
if you're lactose intolerant.
431
00:17:19,676 --> 00:17:20,976
Who told you that?
432
00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:23,479
- (LAUGHING)
- Oh, I'm-a kill CJ.
433
00:17:24,814 --> 00:17:27,716
Yours was my favorite of the night.
434
00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:29,218
Thank you, Sheila.
435
00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:30,719
Oh, I was nervous about
that "Beep, Beep" lady,
436
00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:32,521
- but you killed it.
- (CHUCKLES)
437
00:17:32,555 --> 00:17:34,923
? Don't take your car
out of commission ?
438
00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:36,792
? Drive on down ?
439
00:17:36,826 --> 00:17:38,761
- ? To Manny's Transmission. ?
- (LAUGHING)
440
00:17:38,795 --> 00:17:39,962
Man, it's so catchy.
441
00:17:39,996 --> 00:17:41,930
It's like herpes that you can hum.
442
00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:44,800
Ew. But it's totally
gonna get stuck in my head.
443
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:47,069
You might get an angry call
from me at 3:00 in the morning.
444
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:48,637
(RANDI LAUGHS)
445
00:17:48,672 --> 00:17:49,938
Oh, Phil's about to announce the winner.
446
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:55,678
SHEILA: That's it? No
drumroll? No flickering lights?
447
00:17:55,712 --> 00:17:56,879
Theater is dead.
448
00:17:57,847 --> 00:17:59,948
The winner of the jingle contest
449
00:17:59,983 --> 00:18:02,518
and a lifetime of oil changes...
450
00:18:02,552 --> 00:18:03,619
up to two...
451
00:18:03,653 --> 00:18:05,187
is...
452
00:18:06,189 --> 00:18:08,023
... Jimmy Patterson,
453
00:18:08,058 --> 00:18:10,225
- with "Cars Can't Fix Themselves."
- (APPLAUSE)
454
00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:14,096
- That's a bummer, man.
- Mm.
455
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:15,698
What? That's impossible.
456
00:18:15,732 --> 00:18:17,199
I'm gonna demand a recount.
457
00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:19,568
From who? Manny's the
only one who voted.
458
00:18:19,602 --> 00:18:20,869
Well, I think he's wrong.
459
00:18:20,904 --> 00:18:22,204
Yours was by far the best.
460
00:18:22,238 --> 00:18:24,006
You heard that audience.
461
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,708
Someone should say something.
I'm gonna say something.
462
00:18:25,742 --> 00:18:28,777
- This is unfair.
- Kat, just let it go.
463
00:18:30,113 --> 00:18:31,747
I'm gonna go change the keg.
464
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:36,919
? Drive on down to
Manny's Transmission. ?
465
00:18:36,953 --> 00:18:39,121
Damn. I think it's moved in for life.
466
00:18:42,826 --> 00:18:44,059
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
467
00:18:44,828 --> 00:18:46,729
So, this is where the beer lives.
468
00:18:46,763 --> 00:18:48,263
Nice. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
469
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:50,733
Does the, uh, tequila
live down here, too?
470
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,034
Oh, there it is. �Hola!
471
00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:54,002
�C�mo est�n ustedes?
472
00:18:54,037 --> 00:18:55,671
What do you want, Kat?
473
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,173
I just... I want to
make sure you're okay.
474
00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,308
I'm fine.
475
00:19:00,076 --> 00:19:02,878
I have never said that
and meant it. (CHUCKLES)
476
00:19:03,913 --> 00:19:05,647
Look, I know you didn't win,
477
00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:07,015
but I still think it's
great you got back up there.
478
00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:08,717
I-I do, too.
479
00:19:08,752 --> 00:19:10,919
It was great performing
something I wrote again.
480
00:19:10,954 --> 00:19:13,088
- And no one threw fruit.
- (CHUCKLING)
481
00:19:13,203 --> 00:19:14,903
So you're not upset?
482
00:19:14,938 --> 00:19:16,038
Oh, I'm upset.
483
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,172
- At me?
- At you.
484
00:19:17,207 --> 00:19:19,141
Why did I ask?
485
00:19:19,943 --> 00:19:22,177
Look, I know you didn't
want to enter the contest,
486
00:19:22,212 --> 00:19:24,179
but I just really want you
to get back to your music.
487
00:19:24,214 --> 00:19:26,181
Listen,
488
00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:28,150
I want that, too.
489
00:19:28,184 --> 00:19:30,853
But you got to trust me to get
there myself, at my own pace.
490
00:19:30,887 --> 00:19:32,454
But what if your pace is too slow?
491
00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:33,822
You say nothing.
492
00:19:33,857 --> 00:19:35,691
Got it. But what if it's...
493
00:19:35,725 --> 00:19:37,359
Nothing.
494
00:19:38,361 --> 00:19:39,695
You have my word.
495
00:19:40,463 --> 00:19:42,197
- That I will try.
- (LAUGHS)
496
00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:45,133
And one more thing.
497
00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:47,035
What?
498
00:19:48,037 --> 00:19:49,304
Thank you for believing in me.
499
00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:55,177
Hey, Kat, we're gonna need you out here.
500
00:19:55,211 --> 00:19:57,246
Your mom's onstage, and
she has Phil in a headlock.
501
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,981
Oh, geez.
502
00:19:58,983 --> 00:20:04,819
?
503
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:05,854
Thank you for bringing us dinner.
504
00:20:05,888 --> 00:20:07,555
This is really nice.
505
00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:09,057
Uh-huh, uh-huh. You
gonna eat your sandwich?
506
00:20:09,091 --> 00:20:11,426
Um, I will. Working on my fries.
507
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,827
Never mind the fries...
eat the sandwich.
508
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:14,429
I'll get there.
509
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,997
Oh, hey, Randi, uh,
510
00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:18,566
could I hand you a napkin?
511
00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:20,101
- I'm good.
- Oh, okay.
512
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,837
How 'bout a, uh, chicken finger?
513
00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:24,038
No, I'm okay.
514
00:20:24,073 --> 00:20:25,139
Good God, woman,
515
00:20:25,174 --> 00:20:26,474
just look at my damn hands!
516
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,677
Black fingernails?
517
00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:31,846
What did you do, get
'em stuck in a car door?
518
00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:33,047
He let me do it.
519
00:20:33,082 --> 00:20:35,583
It's called Midnight Onyx.
520
00:20:35,618 --> 00:20:36,918
It's 2022.
521
00:20:36,952 --> 00:20:38,753
- Men can paint their nails.
- Mmm.
522
00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:41,089
Well, it looks like men
need a little more practice.
523
00:20:41,123 --> 00:20:43,558
No, it's not my fault.
He wouldn't stop wiggling.
524
00:20:43,592 --> 00:20:45,426
- (CHUCKLES)
- Hey, Kat,
525
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:46,795
I couldn't help but notice
you're done with your fries.
526
00:20:46,795 --> 00:20:48,463
Maybe you should move
on to your sandwich?
527
00:20:48,577 --> 00:20:50,278
Uh, I think I might save it for later.
528
00:20:50,312 --> 00:20:51,579
Good God, woman,
529
00:20:51,614 --> 00:20:53,081
just eat the damn sandwich!
530
00:20:53,115 --> 00:20:55,183
Okay, okay.
531
00:20:55,217 --> 00:20:56,884
None of this is going
the way we planned.
532
00:20:56,919 --> 00:20:58,686
It was so much smoother in our heads.
533
00:20:58,721 --> 00:20:59,787
(CHUCKLES)
534
00:21:00,789 --> 00:21:02,256
What's this?
535
00:21:04,059 --> 00:21:06,561
"A night of original songs
536
00:21:06,595 --> 00:21:08,763
by Max Kingbird"? Really?
537
00:21:08,797 --> 00:21:10,298
Felt like it was time.
538
00:21:10,332 --> 00:21:12,133
Well, you know how I feel about it.
539
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:14,702
Randi, fruit me.
540
00:21:14,737 --> 00:21:15,837
- Y... Kat.
- (LAUGHING)
541
00:21:15,871 --> 00:21:17,171
Hey!
542
00:21:17,206 --> 00:21:19,007
?
543
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:20,308
? Everybody talks, everybody talks ?
544
00:21:20,342 --> 00:21:21,876
? They don't know a thing ?
545
00:21:23,078 --> 00:21:25,079
? I swear it ain't a secret ?
546
00:21:25,114 --> 00:21:26,581
- ? Secret, secret ?
- ? You got to let ?
547
00:21:26,615 --> 00:21:28,182
? The feeling move you ?
548
00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:31,085
? You better get up on your feet ?
549
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,721
? And dance to the beat if
you want to shake away... ?38900
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