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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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Yeah.
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Oh, okay.
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Uh-huh. Okay.
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You know what, Jackie?
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Can I call you back?
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Look, Star, this is a stressful
situation, I get that.
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But would it kill you
to slow down for a second?
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You're going kinda overboard.
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I mean, do you really need
to pack this vintage laptop
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and this purple-y,
bubbly tea thingy?
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Why don't you try
some breathing exercises?
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I don't have time to breathe.
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I can't waste a... second.
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Need some help there?
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No. I am a strong,
independent warrior princess.
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At the very least,
you should give your mom a call.
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Someone has to fill her in.
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No, you cannot call my mother.
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She'd kill me if she
found out about this.
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Ludo stole my book.
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He took Glossaryck.
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I made this mess.
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And I'm gonna be
the one who cleans it up.
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"And so, Brave Sir Croakian"
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banished the wicked Mewmans
from the land.
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From that day on,
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"the monsters had all
the corn they could eat."
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Told you your backpack
was too heavy.
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Buff Frog, I need to know
where Ludo's hiding.
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I think he's planning
something big.
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Yes, I know.
Did you not get my letters?
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Letters? You mean these?
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I thought the babies
were sending us fan art.
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Seriously. Who writes
warning notes in crayon?
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Oh, so I not go to school
for learn fancy handwriting.
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Sorry.
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I make this map
when I infiltrate Ludo's lair.
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I mark secret entrance here.
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Thank you, Buff Frog.
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This is exactly what we need.
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Uh, double thank you.
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You do not need big pack.
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- Hey!
- Only need wand.
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Hmm.
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Huh.
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Huh?
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Heh.
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Cupcake Blast!
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Tiara Tornado!
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Stardust Daisy Devastation!
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- Where's Ludo?
- Ludo?
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Don't you play dumb with me.
I know he's here.
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Hey, guys, I know it's late,
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but we gotta make
a chore chart or something.
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This shower is grody. Oh, no.
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Violence.
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What is going on here?
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We're not fighting monsters.
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We're alternative monsters.
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Then what's up
with all the weapons?
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We found them here
when we moved in.
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They're perfect for tearing
fashionable holes in clothes.
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You're one of us now, dude.
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This place really is abandoned.
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This was all a waste of time.
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Poor Glossaryck.
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Who knows what horrible things
Ludo's doing to him?
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Well, you tried.
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And now we can both agree
it's time to call your mom...
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For the last time, Marco,
we're not calling my mom.
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Whoa, hey, calm down.
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You're not seeing
the situation clearly.
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Seeing clearly?
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That's it.
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I'll use the spying spell.
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Since when do you know
a spying spell?
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Uh... since I learned it.
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A while ago. You weren't there.
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And I need to do it alone.
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No distractions.
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Nice jeans, dude.
Can I dye them for you?
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Hard pass.
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I summon the all-seeing eye
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to tear a hole to let me spy.
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Or was it "in the sky"?
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Ow. That wasn't it.
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Ahem.
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I summon the all-seeing eye.
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Eww.
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I summon the all-seeing eye
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to tear a hole into the sky.
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Reveal to me
that which is hidden.
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Unveil to me what is forbidden.
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What? Oh, not you.
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Ew! No, no, no, no, no.
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Janna. You scoundrel. No!
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No!
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Ugh. Definitely no.
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- Marco!
- Sorry.
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Concentrate.
Concentrate on Glossaryck.
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Glossaryck!
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Don't worry.
I'm coming to rescue you.
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Is that pudding?
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A whole tub of pudding.
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- Where are you?
- In flavor heaven.
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No, physically, where are you?
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On the ground.
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But where are you
in the universe?
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Oh. Right.
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I'm in a cave on the ground.
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Glossaryck, come on.
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The spying spell
doesn't work that way.
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I have never seen that before.
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Grab my hand.
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No can do. Sorry.
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I belong to the book, and the
book belongs to Ludo now.
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Ludo stole you.
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Well, that's out of my hands.
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Come on, Glossaryck.
I can almost reach you.
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Come on.
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Yes, you are surprisingly close.
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Glossaryck, don't you
wanna come with me?
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I thought we were friends.
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Friends?
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Well, that's
such a simple concept.
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Glossaryck, come on.
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My mom is gonna ground me
for, like, a thousand years.
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Yes, probably,
but you'll be fine.
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Or not. Anyway,
your spell is collapsing.
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But I need you.
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Maybe this is what you need.
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Glossaryck.
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Star!
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, my hand's fine.
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That's not what I meant.
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Well, Glossaryck
is no longer on the team.
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I never really saw Glossaryck
as a "team player" anyway.
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Oh, my gosh. It is her.
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We just realized
you're Star Butterfly.
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We're your biggest fans.
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Um, I think you're confused.
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Monsters hate me.
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Sure, it's not popular
to like you,
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but we're not about that.
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Yeah! You're the rebel princess.
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Rebel princess?
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Yeah. You do things
your own way.
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Like us.
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Please, shoot us with a spell.
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Rip some awesome holes
in our jeans, something.
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Um, I guess I could
cast something.
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How about Super Strawberry
Shake Quake?
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Wow!
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That is awesome!
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Look at this sweet rip.
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Let's go show the guys.
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Dude, I can't believe
we met Star Butterfly!
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So, what now?
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Now, I call Mom.
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So... that's pretty much it.
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Oh, no, this is really bad, huh?
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I messed up.
I really messed this one up.
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I am so sorry, Mommy and Daddy.
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Sweetie, it's... it's okay.
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But the book of spells,
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our family history, is all gone.
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Don't worry. It's just a book,
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and a little magic man.
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What matters is you're safe.
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But isn't there
anything I can do?
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Don't do anything.
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We'll handle this.
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You just sit tight.
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Good night, sweetie.
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Whoa. That went way better
than I expected.
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Uh, yeah. I guess so.
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You know, you should just
take your parents' advice
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and sit tight.
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Right.
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Good night.
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Rebel princess
doesn't sit tight.
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Rebel princess does things
her own way.
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Mega Narwhal Blast!
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Oh. Mega...
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Narwhal Blast.
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Chapter one:
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Mega Narwhal Blast.
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Hurry up, Star. I don't
want us to miss the cake.
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I wonder what flavor it is.
I hope it's ogg-berry.
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That's not a thing on Earth.
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Seriously? Oh, man, you guys
are really missing out.
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I think I'll hold on
to my gift until I see Sensei.
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Don't worry, Marco.
There's some room left
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right... there.
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Whoo! Sensei can really
throw a par-tee!
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Come on, I wanna give him
his birthday punches.
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Be careful.
He knows Tan Soo Do...
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sort of.
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Hot meat. Hyah!
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I... I caught it.
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Me next.
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Got it!
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This is a henna tattoo, right?
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Yeah, Henna, Jenna.
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I can do whatever name you want.
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Oh, hey, Sensei.
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Sick move, birthday master.
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Yeah, you're Sensei-tional.
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00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:12,740
Thanks, guys, but you
ain't seen nothin' yet.
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00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:15,280
The great Preston Change-o
is performing.
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You didn't tell me there were
magic users in this dimension.
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That's something you
wanna let a sister know.
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Oh, Preston's not a magic user.
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He's an entertainer.
He does magic tricks.
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Trouble at my party?
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No burn chicken.
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Party on!
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Waaahh...
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The meat speaks.
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What?
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He has arrived.
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Preston Change-o.
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Yeah!
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Whoa ho!
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Okay.
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Why don't you stick
your head in my armpit there?
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Preston Change-o.
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Neat. Let's get closer.
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Hold your mole, Marco.
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That little guy is using magic.
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All right, everybody,
watch the rings.
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That's not magic. There's a
gap in one of those rings.
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I saw it on TV.
252
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You do magic, do you?
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You don't wash behind your ears.
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Preston Change-o.
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Ear money.
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- Tell your mom I said hi.
- Hi, Mom.
257
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What do we have here?
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More dirty ears.
259
00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:47,910
Just kidding. It's a pencil.
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Oh, to write with.
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Preston Change-o.
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What just happened?
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Did your hat get bigger?
You are magic.
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Yes, my dear, that's
the nature of being a magician.
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And a good day to you.
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Marco, that's a real magician.
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He said so himself.
268
00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:06,040
It's a part of his act.
269
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,620
This wasn't an act.
Look at his hat.
270
00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:09,610
Don't you see? It's taller.
271
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:11,780
Look, Star, I get it.
272
00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:13,590
The first time I saw
a party magician,
273
00:14:13,630 --> 00:14:15,040
I was pretty emotional, too.
274
00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,870
Now if you don't mind,
275
00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:19,540
I'm gonna go enjoy
some birthday magic.
276
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,600
Mr. Preston, would you do
a magic trick for me?
277
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,690
Of course I can, Jennifer.
278
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,650
First I'll need
an ordinary five-dollar bill.
279
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,860
Sure. Hey, uh...
280
00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:29,780
Where's my wallet?
281
00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:32,860
Are you looking for this?
282
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,960
It's your wallet.
283
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,410
Whoa. No way.
284
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,010
Preston Change-o.
285
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:43,050
- That was...
- Hey, hey, hey.
286
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,860
What was that? Why is Marco sad?
287
00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:46,960
- Marco, why are you sad?
- I'm not sad.
288
00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:49,900
I merely performed a bit of
sleight-of-hand, my dear.
289
00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:53,090
No way. You're a real magic user.
Takes one to know one.
290
00:14:53,130 --> 00:14:54,570
I already told you,
I'm a magician.
291
00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,070
- What's happening?
- He...
292
00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:02,120
He did a trick,
and these lights came out,
293
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:04,530
and hat... hat... his big hat.
294
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,420
Ugh. My mom hired Preston
to entertain us.
295
00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:09,370
He's just doing his job.
296
00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:11,723
I'm beginning to sense that my
magic act isn't welcome here.
297
00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:13,180
No, no, no, no, no.
298
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:15,200
We love it.
299
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,553
Let's just bring
your act over here.
300
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,740
Star, it's not real.
301
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:23,030
The point of Earth magic
is to allow yourself
302
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,060
to be entertained by
pretending that it's real,
303
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,270
just like love.
304
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,930
Who wants cake?
305
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,780
Where's the birthday boy?
306
00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:32,100
I'll go look for him.
307
00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:34,670
Sensei!
308
00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:36,670
Hey, Jeremy, have you
seen Sensei?
309
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:39,580
Sensei? Who cares?
310
00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:40,610
Nothing matters anymore.
311
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,070
Preston Change-o.
312
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,600
Hey, wakey-wake,
it's time for cake.
313
00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:54,620
Wait. No more magic?
314
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:57,060
Not until after the cake.
315
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,800
Then there'll be magic
for everyone.
316
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:00,960
Yay!
317
00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:02,710
Stop right there, Preston.
318
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,120
This is the end
of the line, mister.
319
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,043
Fess up. You're doing
something to these folks.
320
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:07,470
Now tell me what it is.
321
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:10,130
All right, you got me.
322
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,863
Look, I'm not human, all right.
I'm a joy sucker.
323
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,090
- A what?!
- A joy sucker.
324
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,870
Sadly, I can't create
my own joy.
325
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,333
So I suck a bit of
the joy from others
326
00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:21,390
when I perform my tricks.
327
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:24,020
Think of it, you know,
as taking their empties.
328
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,580
You took a lot more than
a little from Sensei just now.
329
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:29,250
Yeah, but that dude
really loves magic.
330
00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:31,160
He had a lot to spare.
331
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,120
You gotta go.
332
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:35,530
But I have a party to entertain.
333
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,100
You want the wand?
334
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:41,510
Sensei's been on my wait list
since he was a little boy.
335
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:46,270
At least let him have the satisfaction
of seeing my grand finale.
336
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,563
I mean, his mom paid for me to be
here, and I kinda owe it to him.
337
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,230
You're just gonna suck
all their joy.
338
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:53,280
Come on, my hat's full.
339
00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:55,430
I don't even have room
for any more of their joy.
340
00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:56,553
You don't wanna ruin
a guy's birthday, do ya?
341
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,940
All right, fine.
342
00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:01,510
Do your finale.
343
00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:03,390
But I'm watching you,
little man.
344
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:06,230
You start to suck joy,
and you get the wand.
345
00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:08,080
Deal.
346
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,900
Promise. No joy sucking.
347
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:13,530
- Say it.
- I promise.
348
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:16,920
Be cool, Star. Do it for Sensei.
349
00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:20,020
Just keep cool.
350
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:22,820
Hey, isn't this fun?
351
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:24,920
Yeah, that's one word for it.
352
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,570
Aw, h ere comes the cake stick.
353
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,640
Everyone!
354
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:30,880
I just wanna thank you all
for showing up
355
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,710
to my 38th birthday bash,
356
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:36,620
especially the very great
Preston Change-o.
357
00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,560
Because without him,
358
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,390
this party would be
totally lame.
359
00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:42,650
Preston Change-o, everybody!
360
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:01,770
- Whoo hoo hoo!
- Sh!
361
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:07,430
No! Mama, he brought the box.
362
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,030
How about a little girl
from the audience, please?
363
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:12,700
Take me, take me!
364
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:14,130
My body's your body.
365
00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,170
I've got my eye on you.
366
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,160
Get lost.
367
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,560
This thing is sharp.
368
00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:21,590
Yeah!
369
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,160
Whatever.
370
00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:48,220
Preston Change-o.
371
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,340
What are you doing?
372
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:04,700
Sorry, Sensei,
I tried to be nice.
373
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,720
Tell 'em, Preston.
374
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,673
- Tell 'em the truth about your magic.
- All right, okay, fine.
375
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,930
It's true.
I don't do real magic.
376
00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:16,030
All my tricks are just that.
Tricks.
377
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,960
I did keep my cards
up my sleeve.
378
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,880
The rabbit I pull
out of my hat... paper.
379
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,040
Oh, man, spoiler alert.
380
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,140
These blades aren't even sharp.
381
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:29,420
What?! I knew I didn't
feel dismembered.
382
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:34,420
Not that. The joy-sucking thing.
383
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,930
Oh, yeah, right.
384
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:39,400
I suck a little bit
of joy from your heads
385
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:40,943
every time I do my tricks.
It's harmless really.
386
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:43,190
No. No, it's not.
387
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,670
I think you broke Jeremy.
388
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:49,050
Come on, that kid had
no joy in him to begin with.
389
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:50,630
You still shouldn't
take their joy.
390
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,780
It's theirs.
391
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:54,840
You're right.
392
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,480
I am sorry.
393
00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:59,810
It's what I do.
I can't help myself.
394
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:03,780
Oh, who cares? That girl
just ruined our magic show.
395
00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:07,050
What? Me? No, but he was the one
stealing your joy and making you sad.
396
00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:09,770
You just stole my joy forever
397
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:13,240
by making him explain
how his tricks are done.
398
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,320
I'll never see
a magic show again.
399
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:19,570
Happy now?
400
00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:20,883
I'm a happy guy.
He can have my joy.
401
00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:23,740
But I helped.
402
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:26,160
Wait. Wait, guys, guys, guys.
403
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,820
Is all you want a magic show?
404
00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:31,880
Yeah, that's what we wanted.
405
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,740
I'm not sure it was worth
ruining Sensei's birthday
406
00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:41,890
just to be right.
407
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,070
No, you weren't right, Star.
408
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,360
Preston's birthday magic
was fake.
409
00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:48,520
Yeah, but I was right
that Preston was magically
410
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,670
sucking people's joy.
411
00:20:50,710 --> 00:20:53,170
Oh, stop arguing, both of you.
412
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:57,900
You did ruin my birthday
magic show, okay?
413
00:20:57,940 --> 00:21:01,540
But you're right.
That little guy was a creep.
414
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:05,200
I don't want nobody
stealing my joy.
415
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:09,770
By my next birthday, I'll forget
any of this ever happened.
416
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,060
Magic will be real again.
417
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,553
But for now, I'm just
gonna be bummed out,
418
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,910
and it's okay.
419
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,540
I'm glad I didn't get
all my joy sucked, you know.
420
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:21,360
Where is Preston anyway?
421
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,670
Oh, yeah, I put him
in the trunk.
422
00:21:23,710 --> 00:21:24,710
- What?
- Weirdo.
423
00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:32,070
- No way.
- Disappeared.
424
00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:35,090
I was right all along.
425
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,240
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
426
00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:43,170
♪ That's saying something ♪
427
00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:45,580
♪ 'Cause I've been
through outer space ♪
428
00:21:45,610 --> 00:21:49,440
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
429
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:53,340
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
430
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,330
♪ I think that strangers
are just friends ♪
431
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,490
♪ You haven't met ♪
432
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:01,730
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
433
00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:06,050
♪ I'm really thinking I could
call this place home ♪
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