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Do you think there's sex in heaven?
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Coleen loved sex.
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AMY: Yeah, of course.
I mean, it's heaven.
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I bet everyone looks great
naked with the lights on, too.
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Wow.
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She was the first one of al
of us to lose her virginity.
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A real trailblazer, that one.
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She was such a mentor.
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Do you remember at the church carnival,
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when she taught us how to
work a churro with our mouths?
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Yeah. I ate mine.
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- Excuse me. Do you mind?
- Kind of.
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I mean, our friend just died,
so we're having a little picnic.
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Reminiscing.
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- That's my wife.
- No. I don't...
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Pretty sure it's our friend.
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Oh, yeah, I'm pretty
sure it's our friend.
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I wrote it down.
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This is 178. We're 176.
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Oh, there's her grave. Thanks, Amy.
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Oh, you know what? It was a bloppy pen.
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- And the cap...
- Hey.
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- I'm just trying to get...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I got it, I got it, I got it.
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So sorry. All right.
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Peace be with you.
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- Coleen?
- Oh, where is she?
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- Here she is.
- Col?
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- There she is.
- Found her.
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There she is.
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? Hey! ?
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Hi, welcome to Fields.
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I hope you find everything
you're looking for today!
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You don't like... That's
my friendly Fields face.
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I just... I don't believe you care
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if I found everything I'm looking for.
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Hi! Welcome to Fields.
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I hope you find everything
you're looking for.
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- Wow. You are so phony.
- Thanks.
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I've been married to Dan for 16 years.
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I'm good at faking things.
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It helps to fantasize about my trainer.
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I'm not here. I'm not here.
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I'm just grabbing a vat of
coffee, and then... thank you...
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I am taking the kids to the park,
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because I'm a hands-on
mother now in the afternoons.
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- You hate the park.
- Mm-hmm.
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You know you can't just
leave them there, right?
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Yeah. I'll be in a car nearby.
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- [PHONE ALARM SOUNDS]
- Oh. Ding-ding.
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My 15 minutes is up.
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I have to get back to register three.
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- Hi. Welcome to Fields...
- No.
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What time are we going to Coleen's?
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Is it still Coleen's, or are
we calling it Brian's now?
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No, let's call it Brian's house.
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- No, no, no. That's weird.
- That's weird.
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Oh, I just got a dick pic from Henry.
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- Oh, my God!
- No, no, no, no, no.
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It's Dick Clark. Calm down.
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I haven't seen a dick in a long time,
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but looks better than I remember.
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Mm. Mm.
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Maybe your trainer will send you one.
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Amy.
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??
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Uh, maybe... maybe don't dance.
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Oh. Store policy?
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No.
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Sarah?
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Oh, my God.
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I heard you were working
here, but I didn't believe it.
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I'm Diana, the ex-wife.
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Oh. Okay.
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Hope you found everything
you were looking for.
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Paper or plastic? Paper? Great.
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Uh, is this life change
because Coleen died,
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or is it because of me.
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I would just hate to
be responsible for...
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- this.
- No, I just...
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I wanted a fun job, and this is fun.
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Fun.
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You never liked fun
when we were married.
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Oh, that's because you
were having all the fun
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with our acupuncturist.
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Mm.
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I'm worried about you, Sarah.
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You know, if you're worried about me,
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maybe you shouldn't buy $11.39
sriracha on my credit card.
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- Nice recall, Sarah.
- Thank you.
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I can't afford this on a nurse's salary.
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That's why I got spousal support.
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- Right.
- [SCOFFS] Fine.
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- I will put it back.
- Great.
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Um, we don't talk our customers
out of expensive stuff.
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Oh, okay. Yeah.
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So, she should just have everything?
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Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah.
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You'll just get everything.
Yeah. Hey, you know what?
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Take this and this and
everything, and you know what?
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While you're spending my money,
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why don't you just take everything?
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Here you go.
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Everything. Look at you.
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Just take, take, take.
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- Oh.
- If you want me to.
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[SIGHS] Please take care of yourself.
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- Bye.
- Nice to meet you, Diane!
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- Diana.
- Diana!
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I'm having fun, Diana.
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This is fun!
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I guess the receipt should go to you.
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Uh, there's a coupon for fabric softener
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we have on sale th... this week.
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Next on line! Oh, there's no one there.
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- [DOG BARKS]
- AMY: Mommy's home from work.
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Hi! Oh. Hi.
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I thought you were an intruder.
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Nope. Just their mother.
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I'm still not used to you
coming home in the afternoon.
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- Well, get used to it.
- [CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Oh, you know what?
It's Mommy's assistant.
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Hi, Donna. What's up?
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Chef Mary isn't sure she wants
to host the show tomorrow.
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She thinks we're too rinky dink.
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Rinky dink?
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Her specialty's parking lot barbecue.
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You can't fix trash.
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Okay, can you just get on a
Zoom and I'll kiss her ass?
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Let me see if I can figure
out how to log on this time.
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You want me to stay with
the kids so you can work?
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I have to come back at
5:00 anyway so you can
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go to your attractive,
deceased friend's house.
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Such an odd thing to say. No, I'm good.
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It's just gonna be 10 minutes of work.
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I'm a great multi-tasker.
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You should see me text and drive.
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- Barely any typos.
- I don't mind.
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No, I'm good. It's good, good, good.
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You go. Okay.
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She's dying for me to ask her for help,
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but I'm not gonna give
her the satisfaction.
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Isn't she your babysitter?
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It's a complicated relationship, Donna.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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Yes! Perfect!
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- Here, I'll take that.
- Huh.
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There you go. Great job.
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Come on.
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That's using your core.
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How'd that feel?
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Something's not working.
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You're not leaving me for Pump It Gym
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now that they have
racquetball now, are you?
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No, I would never go that.
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Okay. I plateaued.
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I didn't lose any weight
this week. I feel bulky.
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Okay. All right, all right,
all right, lookit, lookit.
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The more glycogen stores
and fat you have to lose,
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the more "fuel" there is
to work this process, right?
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So more calorie burn.
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But when you lose weight,
there's less glycogen,
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less calorie burn.
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Temporarily.
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So, you're not bulky.
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You're beautiful.
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- Stop it.
- No, no, no, I mean it.
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Come on. Say it to me.
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[CHUCKLES] You're beautiful.
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No. Jodie, come on. Let me hear it.
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- You're beautiful.
- Thank you.
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- [LAUGHING]
- Come on. Come here.
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We're gonna say it in the mirror.
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Say it to yourself, right here.
Gimme five. Start now.
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You're beautiful, you're
beautiful, you're beautiful.
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You're beautiful.
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[INHALES DEEPLY] You're beautiful.
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There you go. Keep going.
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You're beautiful.
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You're beautiful.
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You're beautiful.
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[MICROWAVE BEEPING]
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Mom, did you just
call lasagna beautiful?
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No. I was calling myself beautiful.
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- Because I am.
- [DOOR OPENS]
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And so are you.
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- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Ew, Mom. You're so cringe right now.
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I'm going to the mall for dinner.
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Hi, Dad. Bye, Dad.
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Hi. How was your day?
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Exhausting.
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You're lucky you get to
lounge around all day.
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Well, I wouldn't say I lounge.
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I cleaned the rugs, did
carpool, made a lasagna,
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and, oh, I worked out.
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You don't need to work out.
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Now that you're 40, it's all downhill.
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Why fight it?
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Mm. Good lasagna.
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- Love you, Jode.
- I'm 39 and three-quarters.
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??
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[BEEPING]
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_
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No, no, no, no! Unsend
my text! Unsend my text!
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Come on.
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- I want down.
- Okay.
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Um, so, uh, okay, where were we?
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You're in the exact same
place you were hours ago
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when we started this thing.
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Okay. Right. So...
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LUKE: Mommy, look at this cool
drawing I made of a falcon!
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Just give me five minutes, okay?
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It's a crisis.
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Like climate change?
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Yeah.
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Just like it, except
it's gonna affect me.
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Can I get a car, to and from the set?
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Yes. Absolutely.
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- JULIA: Mommy!
- Um...
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- [DOG BARKS]
- When should Donna pick you up?
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Okay.
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[LEAF BLOWER WHIRRING]
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Mary, I'll be right there!
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Mr. Falcone, shut your blower!
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I can't believe this day.
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There we go.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Okay.
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So, when should, um,
Donna... She hung up.
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- What?
- She hung up.
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Can you just get that
bum-fire cooking idiot back?
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MARY: Still here. Just
turned off my camera.
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Ohhh. That's how that works.
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Maybe we'll see a Yellow
Rump Warbler at the park.
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They feed on fruits
like berries and figs,
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though figs are not really fruit
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because they're pollinated by wasps
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that can be found dead inside them.
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Yeah. Okay.
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You know what? Who's
excited to go to the park?
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I might even get out of the car.
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Gloria, what are you doing back so soon?
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Soon? It's 5:00.
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It is?
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Already? How is that possible?
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Did you get all your work done?
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I did.
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Thank you.
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Mm-hmm. I have time to spare, too.
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[ EXPLOSION]
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AMY: Hi, you guys. I've
had the worst day. Ohh.
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Okay, so Lila shouldn't
be using a grown-up fork,
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'cause she could, you
know, poke herself or worse.
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Oh, crap. Really?
254
00:08:54,476 --> 00:08:57,961
Well, I guess butter knives are a no.
255
00:08:57,963 --> 00:08:59,071
Look at you, being a mother
256
00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,630
and knowing what's dangerous for kids.
257
00:09:00,632 --> 00:09:02,148
It is impressive, babe.
258
00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,745
- Where did all this food come from?
- Meal train.
259
00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,393
You know, the women from our church.
260
00:09:06,395 --> 00:09:08,062
Henry, we have to join a
church before I drop dead.
261
00:09:08,374 --> 00:09:09,390
Yeah, working on it.
262
00:09:09,392 --> 00:09:10,616
Hey, Bri, we got any of that
263
00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,134
breadcrumb mac n' cheese this week?
264
00:09:12,136 --> 00:09:14,620
Yeah, behind the chili, next to
the beef stew we had last night.
265
00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:15,971
Oh, yeah.
266
00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:18,641
How often do you come here to eat?
267
00:09:18,643 --> 00:09:19,735
My friend needs me right now.
268
00:09:19,736 --> 00:09:21,811
- [GROANS]
- I'm here for you, buddy.
269
00:09:21,813 --> 00:09:23,720
No matter how many entr�es it takes.
270
00:09:23,722 --> 00:09:26,649
Dan can't make it. Ocular migraine.
271
00:09:26,651 --> 00:09:30,653
Yes! I am on a Dan
excuse-not-to-see-us roll.
272
00:09:30,655 --> 00:09:33,472
I had "Stuck in Atlanta due to weather."
273
00:09:33,474 --> 00:09:34,731
Oh, I got tapeworm.
274
00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:37,268
I'll write you a check, Brian.
275
00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:38,644
JODIE: [WHISPERING] Hey.
276
00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,070
Should we be on the meal train?
277
00:09:40,072 --> 00:09:42,424
Why? We don't want to
have sex with Brian.
278
00:09:42,425 --> 00:09:43,740
And we're like family.
279
00:09:43,742 --> 00:09:45,835
We don't have to do
nice stuff like that.
280
00:09:45,837 --> 00:09:46,986
Yeah.
281
00:09:46,988 --> 00:09:48,679
You guys can go smell Coleen's clothes.
282
00:09:50,416 --> 00:09:52,934
I know you smell Coleen's clothes.
283
00:09:52,936 --> 00:09:53,993
Okay.
284
00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:56,437
Wait, let me just wipe
her face off first.
285
00:09:56,439 --> 00:09:59,348
Wow, look at you being so loving.
286
00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:00,424
I can be tender.
287
00:10:00,426 --> 00:10:02,259
- Ah.
- Move.
288
00:10:02,261 --> 00:10:04,854
Here you go. Jodie: She
looks so much like Coleen.
289
00:10:04,856 --> 00:10:07,431
AMY: Yeah, especially with
food all over her face.
290
00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:09,342
Good girl.
291
00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:13,937
JODIE: Lavender, diaper
cream, and the food court.
292
00:10:13,939 --> 00:10:16,182
I hated that lavender spray.
293
00:10:16,184 --> 00:10:18,108
Here, g... give it to
me. I wanna smell it.
294
00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:21,187
Yes! I knew this was in here somewhere.
295
00:10:21,189 --> 00:10:23,564
- Ah! That's great.
- Oh, candy.
296
00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:27,301
Nope. I can't. I plateaued.
297
00:10:27,303 --> 00:10:28,544
It's cancer pot.
298
00:10:28,546 --> 00:10:32,473
It's a psychoactive cannabinoid.
It's a hallucinogenic.
299
00:10:32,475 --> 00:10:33,643
It'll stay in your system for days.
300
00:10:33,753 --> 00:10:36,328
Yeah, that's what the package promises.
301
00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:37,813
I had a bad day.
302
00:10:37,815 --> 00:10:39,999
Oh, did you expect to like the park?
303
00:10:40,001 --> 00:10:41,501
You know, we don't go for ourselves.
304
00:10:41,502 --> 00:10:42,593
It never happened.
305
00:10:42,595 --> 00:10:43,762
I got caught up with a work thing
306
00:10:43,763 --> 00:10:45,337
and then let the kids down.
307
00:10:45,339 --> 00:10:46,822
Guys, I tried to juggle.
308
00:10:46,824 --> 00:10:49,158
I thought it would be easy,
like texting and driving.
309
00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,826
Amy, will you try to text me?
310
00:10:50,828 --> 00:10:52,753
I think my phone is broken.
I'm not getting anything.
311
00:10:52,755 --> 00:10:54,663
Who are you waiting to get a text from?
312
00:10:54,665 --> 00:10:56,332
Everyone you like is here.
313
00:10:56,334 --> 00:10:58,183
[GASPS, CHUCKLES]
314
00:10:58,185 --> 00:11:00,336
Is it that trainer?
315
00:11:00,338 --> 00:11:01,428
[LAUGHING] It is!
316
00:11:01,430 --> 00:11:04,340
You guys, I texted him at 4:00.
317
00:11:04,342 --> 00:11:05,524
No response.
318
00:11:05,526 --> 00:11:07,860
Well, maybe yearbook
committee ran late tonight.
319
00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:10,362
No, no, it's probably just
he can't be on his screens
320
00:11:10,364 --> 00:11:11,956
'til his homework is done.
321
00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:13,666
[BOTH LAUGH]
322
00:11:15,186 --> 00:11:16,777
Hey. Do not text him.
323
00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:17,944
Do not.
324
00:11:17,946 --> 00:11:19,797
- No. No. No!
- Do I need to take your phone?
325
00:11:19,799 --> 00:11:21,132
No!
326
00:11:21,134 --> 00:11:22,616
I promise.
327
00:11:22,618 --> 00:11:24,719
I'm having a cannabinoid.
328
00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:29,381
Because I'm fun.
329
00:11:29,383 --> 00:11:32,052
- Since when?
- Diana came into Fields today.
330
00:11:32,053 --> 00:11:35,220
She called me not fun,
so I'm gonna be fun,
331
00:11:35,222 --> 00:11:36,314
just to spite her.
332
00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:38,040
She came into Fields? What?
333
00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,800
It was bound to happen.
They have the best coffee.
334
00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:41,635
Oh, I know. She bought a pound of it.
335
00:11:41,637 --> 00:11:42,879
Hazelnut, with my credit card.
336
00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,731
- She still has your credit card?
- Yeah.
337
00:11:44,732 --> 00:11:45,991
She has it in my house, actually,
338
00:11:45,992 --> 00:11:48,326
with my furniture and
my stationary bike.
339
00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:51,220
You remind me of the tree
character in that book,
340
00:11:51,222 --> 00:11:53,647
"The Giving Tree", where
you just keep letting her
341
00:11:53,649 --> 00:11:56,408
take and take and take until there's...
342
00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:59,337
what, not a lot left? I-I
didn't finish the book.
343
00:11:59,339 --> 00:12:00,746
It's like 12 pages.
344
00:12:00,748 --> 00:12:03,248
AMY: I'm a recently working mother.
345
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:06,010
You know what? I should
have taken the tree.
346
00:12:06,012 --> 00:12:08,512
Remember the one Coleen
planted when we...
347
00:12:08,514 --> 00:12:10,089
when I bought the house?
348
00:12:10,091 --> 00:12:11,349
Yes.
349
00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:12,351
[GASPS]
350
00:12:12,352 --> 00:12:13,742
Diana's at work.
351
00:12:13,744 --> 00:12:16,579
Oh, we could go there.
We could just take it.
352
00:12:16,581 --> 00:12:18,414
At 6:12, on a school night?
353
00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:19,506
Mm.
354
00:12:19,508 --> 00:12:21,174
Well, what would I do with it?
355
00:12:21,176 --> 00:12:23,527
She has my lawn.
356
00:12:23,529 --> 00:12:25,771
We give it to Brian and Lila.
357
00:12:25,773 --> 00:12:28,757
It would provide fruit and
shade for years to come.
358
00:12:28,759 --> 00:12:32,352
It would be our contribution
to the meal train.
359
00:12:32,354 --> 00:12:33,779
- Yes!
- Yeah. Okay.
360
00:12:33,781 --> 00:12:34,872
I'm in. You're in.
361
00:12:34,874 --> 00:12:36,356
Yes. You're driving.
362
00:12:36,358 --> 00:12:37,950
I can't. I ate a gummy.
363
00:12:37,952 --> 00:12:39,710
I shouldn't have held it.
364
00:12:40,546 --> 00:12:42,771
TOGETHER: Brian!
365
00:12:42,773 --> 00:12:45,791
- Brian, you're driving too fast.
- This is fast?
366
00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:48,702
- What's the plan?
- Get the fig tree.
367
00:12:48,704 --> 00:12:51,113
- Shh!
- Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh!
368
00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:53,282
Have to hurry, and be quiet!
369
00:12:53,284 --> 00:12:54,725
Quiet!
370
00:12:54,727 --> 00:12:56,227
- Keep the engine running.
- Shh!
371
00:12:56,229 --> 00:12:57,970
Okay. Shh!
372
00:12:57,972 --> 00:13:00,815
I'm not gonna see my bed tonight.
373
00:13:02,568 --> 00:13:07,813
- Good thing I brought brisket.
- Ooh.
374
00:13:07,815 --> 00:13:09,657
Oh.
375
00:13:10,743 --> 00:13:12,243
Guys, I don't want to toot my own horn,
376
00:13:12,245 --> 00:13:13,727
but I'm really good at this.
377
00:13:13,729 --> 00:13:15,462
I always told Henry that
they'd never find his body,
378
00:13:15,463 --> 00:13:17,898
and now I actually
believe it. [CHUCKLING]
379
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,751
Oh. My heart is racing so fast.
380
00:13:20,753 --> 00:13:22,586
What if I'm having a heart attack?
381
00:13:22,588 --> 00:13:24,647
I have to text Matt, say goodbye.
382
00:13:24,649 --> 00:13:26,757
- You had one gummy.
- I had two.
383
00:13:26,759 --> 00:13:30,152
- They were stuck together.
- Amy.
384
00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:33,264
This fig has a face. [LAUGHING]
385
00:13:33,266 --> 00:13:35,415
Okay, you know what?
No. This isn't fair.
386
00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:36,659
I was pounding those gummies.
387
00:13:36,661 --> 00:13:38,769
- You had, like, two each.
- Three!
388
00:13:38,771 --> 00:13:40,253
I found one smushed to my elbow.
389
00:13:40,255 --> 00:13:42,773
- Woo!
- I feel nothing.
390
00:13:42,775 --> 00:13:43,849
C'mere.
391
00:13:43,851 --> 00:13:47,853
Psst-psst. [CLEARS THROAT] Over here!
392
00:13:47,855 --> 00:13:50,339
Don't be scared. I don't bite.
393
00:13:50,341 --> 00:13:51,765
- I get bit.
- Huh?
394
00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,284
There you go. Focus.
395
00:13:53,286 --> 00:13:54,452
Jeez, settle down.
396
00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,620
FIG: You two. You two ladies.
397
00:13:56,622 --> 00:13:59,364
Wait a minute. Are you buzzed?
398
00:13:59,366 --> 00:14:01,750
[LAUGHING]
399
00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:05,780
- Coleen?
- Coleen?
400
00:14:05,781 --> 00:14:07,614
No, no, no. I'm a fig.
401
00:14:07,616 --> 00:14:08,949
What's wrong with you?
402
00:14:08,951 --> 00:14:11,694
What's wrong with me?
You're a talking fig.
403
00:14:11,786 --> 00:14:14,119
So what? You let your son down.
404
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,378
He'll be fine.
405
00:14:15,398 --> 00:14:18,140
The park will be there
tomorrow, unless they finally
406
00:14:18,142 --> 00:14:20,809
take that poison
groundwater thing seriously.
407
00:14:20,811 --> 00:14:22,145
What if he's not fine?
408
00:14:22,146 --> 00:14:23,887
What if he grows up to
be one of those people
409
00:14:23,889 --> 00:14:25,814
that talks to strangers on planes?
410
00:14:25,816 --> 00:14:27,223
Then that's my fault.
411
00:14:27,225 --> 00:14:29,577
- Who's she talking to?
- Mm-mm.
412
00:14:29,579 --> 00:14:30,803
You're feisty.
413
00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:32,971
Ooh, and cute.
414
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,230
You ever get figgy with it?
415
00:14:34,232 --> 00:14:36,900
No. What? How would that even work?
416
00:14:36,902 --> 00:14:38,994
Only one way to find out, toots.
417
00:14:38,996 --> 00:14:41,814
- Ugh.
- Who are you talking to?
418
00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:43,073
This creep.
419
00:14:43,075 --> 00:14:46,819
- Oh, that's the fig with a face.
- And the dirty mouth.
420
00:14:46,821 --> 00:14:48,244
Mm-mm-mm.
421
00:14:48,246 --> 00:14:49,506
We're done.
422
00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:51,507
_
423
00:14:51,508 --> 00:14:53,917
Hey, Jodie, who are you texting?
424
00:14:53,919 --> 00:14:56,678
- Jodie. What did I say?
- _
425
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:57,830
- _
- Better not be the cops.
426
00:14:57,832 --> 00:14:59,832
Okay, who texts the cops?
427
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:00,849
- Jodie, give it to me.
- _
428
00:15:00,851 --> 00:15:02,093
- No, I'm just, um...
- Jodie.
429
00:15:02,094 --> 00:15:03,444
- _
- I'm just e-mailing moms from the school.
430
00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:04,762
- Jodie!
- Lice is going around!
431
00:15:04,763 --> 00:15:05,815
Don't come near me! Stay away!
432
00:15:05,816 --> 00:15:07,172
- Give it to me!
- Stay away!
433
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,450
Are you trying to get
lice on me? Stay away!
434
00:15:08,451 --> 00:15:09,451
- Jodie, no!
- Is it contagious?
435
00:15:09,452 --> 00:15:11,009
Jodie! No! Get the lice!
436
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,454
Give it to me! Give it to me!
437
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:16,031
Sheila Marcholi's brisket's
even better at room temp.
438
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:18,942
Hey, man, these ladies
must have really loved Col.
439
00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:20,551
They've just been so brave.
440
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,794
One did my laundry.
441
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,538
Another one was mowing
my lawn this morning.
442
00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:29,393
She even brought her own mower
so she wouldn't bother me.
443
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:32,471
It was really nice.
444
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,957
They're not being nice.
445
00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:36,792
They want a piece of that.
446
00:15:36,794 --> 00:15:39,795
No. No, dude. You're wrong, okay?
447
00:15:39,797 --> 00:15:42,297
They know that I'm a grieving man.
448
00:15:42,299 --> 00:15:43,966
There's nothing sexier
than a man sloppy crying
449
00:15:43,968 --> 00:15:46,468
at his wife's funeral.
450
00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:47,727
See this?
451
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,638
This is "I want you" rice.
452
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,065
Okay, that's basmati.
453
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:57,087
And enjoy it, because the
meal train, it ends here.
454
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,831
What are you talking about?
455
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,651
You're joking, right?
456
00:16:02,653 --> 00:16:05,095
Don't derail this train now.
457
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:07,264
We're eating like kings.
458
00:16:09,693 --> 00:16:11,159
Okay. You're right. Yeah.
459
00:16:11,161 --> 00:16:13,011
Pass me Mrs. Ragusa's rice pudding.
460
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,846
She's a grandma. That's gotta be safe.
461
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,665
Back on the train.
462
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,925
Ahh. All right.
463
00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:20,760
Is that cinnamon swirl
in the shape of a...
464
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,780
Mrs. Ragusa.
465
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,507
Is Mr. Ragusa in the picture?
466
00:16:25,509 --> 00:16:28,010
It's his mower!
467
00:16:28,012 --> 00:16:30,320
[BOTH LAUGH]
468
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,531
- AMY: Give me the phone, Jodie.
- JODIE: It's fine.
469
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,849
- I need it.
- Oh, come on!
470
00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:35,793
- Jodie!
- Guys, guys! Shh, shh, shh!
471
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,961
- Oh! Oh! Oop!
- Ahh.
472
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,704
Guys, guys, if I get
caught for trespassing,
473
00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:41,373
I'll lose my medical license.
474
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,526
Who cares? You're not a doctor anymore.
475
00:16:44,528 --> 00:16:47,712
- Oh, yeah.
- [ALL LAUGHING]
476
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:49,289
I went to med school for eight years,
477
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:52,717
and now I bag groceries with
a 15-year-old who has braces.
478
00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:54,961
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
479
00:16:54,963 --> 00:16:57,964
You threw away a really good career.
480
00:16:57,966 --> 00:16:59,817
Really good career.
481
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,044
But I'm having fun.
482
00:17:02,046 --> 00:17:03,879
Hey, you know what's even better?
483
00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:05,897
Raise it up. Up top. Up top.
484
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:09,660
You are being fun.
485
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,995
Hmm?
486
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:14,832
The word "fun" is weird.
487
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,892
- Fun.
- Fun.
488
00:17:16,894 --> 00:17:17,984
- Fun.
- Fun.
489
00:17:17,986 --> 00:17:20,062
- Fun.
- There we go.
490
00:17:20,064 --> 00:17:22,414
- Fun.
- No, no, no, no!
491
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,082
Yes! Yes, yes.
492
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,827
Oh, guys. You just
made me kill pervy fig.
493
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:30,088
- Fine. I texted him.
- [SIGHS]
494
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,999
I'm weak, okay? It's
not like that's news.
495
00:17:33,001 --> 00:17:34,352
No, don't beat yourself up.
496
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:37,579
High school relationships
are tough to navigate at 40.
497
00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:42,767
- I am 39 and 3/4.
- I'm not even a good cashier.
498
00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:46,989
[ALL LAUGHING]
499
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,943
Oh, yeah. That's a
great hug for you guys.
500
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:55,080
I'm happy that you're having a hug.
501
00:17:58,769 --> 00:17:59,994
All right. Off you go.
502
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,029
LUKE: Maybe we'll see a Yellow
Rump Warbler at the park.
503
00:18:03,031 --> 00:18:05,865
They feed on fruits
like berries and figs,
504
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,051
though figs are not really fruit,
505
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:09,277
because they're pollinated by wasps
506
00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:10,946
that can be found dead inside them.
507
00:18:10,948 --> 00:18:13,798
[GASPS] I was listening.
508
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,117
I am a good mom.
509
00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:18,453
Oh, Luke is gonna love this.
510
00:18:18,455 --> 00:18:20,505
[GAGS] Okay. Okay.
511
00:18:20,507 --> 00:18:21,565
I'm still having fun.
512
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,325
All right, we gave it a good shot.
513
00:18:23,326 --> 00:18:24,902
- That's it. Let's go.
- Wait!
514
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,646
We can't just leave without the tree.
515
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:33,648
I did not stay out past 7:00
on a school night for nothing!
516
00:18:33,728 --> 00:18:37,806
- What just happened?
- Dude.
517
00:18:37,808 --> 00:18:41,734
I am really high or really strong.
518
00:18:41,736 --> 00:18:44,663
I'm going with really strong.
519
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:48,374
Amy, can I text Matt and tell
him I used my core strength?
520
00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:50,134
You can do anything you want.
521
00:18:50,136 --> 00:18:54,456
I'm terrified of you right now.
522
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,958
- _
- On second thought, I'm a strong woman.
523
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,385
- I don't need his approval.
- Hmm.
524
00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:01,404
Okay. I can't... I can't...
525
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:04,132
- Okay. Good. That's good, that's good.
- [GRUNTS]
526
00:19:04,134 --> 00:19:06,225
And I'm done. I'm done.
527
00:19:06,227 --> 00:19:08,636
You actually dug a
tree out of the ground.
528
00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:10,062
Yeah.
529
00:19:10,064 --> 00:19:11,581
No one would find my body.
530
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,991
Told you.
531
00:19:12,993 --> 00:19:17,161
Brian, this is for you and Lila.
532
00:19:17,163 --> 00:19:18,738
Col planted it,
533
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:22,133
and it can provide fruit
and shade for years to come.
534
00:19:22,135 --> 00:19:24,094
Wow. That's really nice.
535
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,428
Let's get a picture. Come on, you guys.
536
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,338
We should probably go. I want Lila.
537
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,173
- Look at the shovel I got us.
- That's great.
538
00:19:29,175 --> 00:19:31,935
And this is so much better.
539
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,828
Guys, get tight.
540
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:38,333
- So good. It's so good.
- You're so sweet when you're asleep.
541
00:19:38,335 --> 00:19:40,852
Wait, Li... Hey, Lila.
542
00:19:40,854 --> 00:19:44,005
Someone's here.
543
00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:46,174
Oh. Oh.
544
00:19:46,176 --> 00:19:47,575
I haven't seen her in a bit.
545
00:19:48,269 --> 00:19:50,194
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
546
00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:53,123
Sarah, what the hell?
547
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,701
I ate a cannabinoid
and I took my tree back.
548
00:19:56,703 --> 00:19:58,036
You know why?
549
00:19:58,038 --> 00:19:59,462
'Cause it turns out,
550
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,947
I'm fun.
551
00:20:01,949 --> 00:20:03,133
[LAUGHING]
552
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,693
Oh, shh, she's gonna see you. Let's go.
553
00:20:05,695 --> 00:20:06,878
I can see you.
554
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,806
- Shh!
- Just grabbing the tree.
555
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,549
- Dianaaaa.
- Seriously?
556
00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:13,201
Goodnight.
557
00:20:13,203 --> 00:20:14,369
Hey.
558
00:20:14,462 --> 00:20:17,055
Look at... hrhhh... look
at what I got for Like.
559
00:20:17,057 --> 00:20:18,890
- That's disgusting.
- Yeah.
560
00:20:18,892 --> 00:20:20,542
- He'll love it.
- I know.
561
00:20:20,544 --> 00:20:23,711
Look at you, knowing
what our son will love.
562
00:20:23,713 --> 00:20:25,363
Yeah.
563
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:30,385
Oh, it's Diana, "checking in" again.
564
00:20:30,387 --> 00:20:33,571
Well, maybe she saw a glimpse
of fun Sarah and wants you back.
565
00:20:33,573 --> 00:20:35,166
No, if she wanted that,
she wouldn't text me
566
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,574
four times in one night.
567
00:20:36,576 --> 00:20:39,394
See, now, I think getting
as many as eight texts
568
00:20:39,396 --> 00:20:41,171
within an hour is hot.
569
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,064
It's a huge turnoff.
570
00:20:43,066 --> 00:20:44,248
- Not always.
- Always.
571
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,583
- Not everyone...
- Everyone.
572
00:20:45,585 --> 00:20:47,493
I'm not here... I'm just
getting a vat of coffee
573
00:20:47,495 --> 00:20:49,237
and then I'm taking my kids to the park.
574
00:20:49,239 --> 00:20:51,014
You can sit with us for two minutes.
575
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,516
I'll put two tables together.
576
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,686
Whoa. Okay.
577
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,104
Oh, wow.
578
00:20:59,766 --> 00:21:05,010
Psst-psst.
579
00:21:05,012 --> 00:21:07,438
Good morning, sleepyhead.
580
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,698
Sarah, um,
581
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,851
how long does a cannabinoid
stay in one's system?
582
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:15,780
??
583
00:21:15,782 --> 00:21:18,083
Huh.41079
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