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Why are we forced to work?!
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Why must we pay money in order to eat?!
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Can't we all just share?
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The rich get fat while the poor die!
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Where is the true freedom in this world?!
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We are all slaves to our work!
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And is work fun?
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No! How could it be?!
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We do not want to work, period!
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That's why I, Hammerhead,
will change our society
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into one where only those who want to work
will work, while the rest are supported!
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We will create a utopia!
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The Paradisers led by me, Hammerhead,
will make all this a reality!
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Boss, no one's listening.
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What?!
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Bah! These civilians are idiots!
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Let's go!
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Zeniru's the richest man in town.
We'll wreck his posh penthouse and show them we're serious!
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High-rise apartments are symbols of inequality!
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Yes, sir!
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One punch
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One punch
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One punch
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Three, two, one, kill shot
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Three, two, one, kill shot
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Three, two, one, kill shot
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Veni, vidi, vici!
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Veni, vidi, vici!
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Veni, vidi, vici!
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I can't stand it
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I can't stand it
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I can't stand it
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But I won't stop
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But I won't stop
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But I won't stop
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One punch, one victory, rinse and repeat
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One punch, one victory, rinse and repeat
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One punch, one victory, rinse and repeat
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I win, all the time, no exceptions
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I win, all the time, no exceptions
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I win, all the time, no exceptions
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Power, get power
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Power, get power
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Power, get power
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Until it isn't possible anymore
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Until it isn't possible anymore
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Until it isn't possible anymore
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Hero
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Hero
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Hero
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I don't want applause
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I don't want applause
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I don't want applause
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or people singing my praises
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or people singing my praises
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or people singing my praises
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Hero
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Hero
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Hero
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That's why I fight evil away from prying eyes
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That's why I fight evil away from prying eyes
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That's why I fight evil away from prying eyes
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Nobody knows who he is
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Nobody knows who he is
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Nobody knows who he is
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Enemies darken the skies
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Enemies darken the skies
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Enemies darken the skies
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But I won't turn and flee
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But I won't turn and flee
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But I won't turn and flee
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Hero
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Hero
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Hero
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I fight because I decided
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I fight because I decided
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I fight because I decided
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I would never back down
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I would never back down
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I would never back down
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A solitary hero
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A solitary hero
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A solitary hero
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I wanna be a superhero
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I wanna be a superhero
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I wanna be a superhero
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This whole building is Zeniru's home.
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There's no way he made so much money legally.
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Unforgivable! Bring it down!
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Yes, sir!
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Target destroyed!
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Hm, these experimental
battle suits sure pack a wallop.
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It was definitely worth
risking our lives to steal them.
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Wait, that was the wrong building.
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My bad, Boss.
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Zeniru's house is a little further up.
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Everyone makes mistakes!
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The important thing is
to learn from them. Am I right?
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Yes, you're right!
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All right, then onward to Zeniru's!
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Thanks, bicycle guy!
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Don't come asking to play rock, paper,
scissors with a booger on your finger!
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A dream?
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The terrorist group responsible for
the riots call themselves the Paradisers.
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They have destroyed
a high-rise building in City F.
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The situation seems to be
spiraling out of control.
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We have just learned
the identity of their leader.
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B-CLASS CRIMINAL – HAMMERHEAD
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B-CLASS CRIMINAL – HAMMERHEAD
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Hammerhead is a B-class criminal who has been
involved in several violent incidents in the past.
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He is a man of large stature,
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standing 2.15 meters tall
and weighing 210 kilograms.
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According to one report, he once fought twenty men
in a street brawl and sent them all to the hospital.
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The Paradisers sent the following
message to this TV station.
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"We will continue to riot until food, clothing, and shelter
are provided free of charge to those who do not work,"
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amongst other unintelligible demands.
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Sounds pretty boring.
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Like Hammerhead, the group is made up of
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unemployed young men with no motivation to work.
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No need for me to get involved.
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Also, the group members all have shaven heads,
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making them quite intimidating.
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Those who encounter any shaven-headed men
on the street are advised to leave the area immediately.
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What?
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But that's—
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They stole
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my look!
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but if they keep acting up
I'll be treated like a villain!
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I'm gonna smash them!
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Run!
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It's them!
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The Paradisers are coming!
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They aren't backing down!
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This is too dangerous!
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Stop right there, you pack of thugs!
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The cyclist for justice, Mumen Rider, is here!
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Mumen Rider has come to save us!
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There's nothing to fear if he's here!
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A hero? What a joke!
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Here I go!
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Somebody call an ambulance!
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Mr. Zeniru, you must flee!
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But running away from terrorists
would hurt my reputation.
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There's no need to leave.
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You're a lucky man,
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having this occur while
I'm still under contract.
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But you're a bodyguard—
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Oh, Sonic!
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Can I leave this to you?
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The men coming are—
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Of course.
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It's their lives you should worry about.
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But please do think of a way
to dispose of the pile of corpses.
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The Paradisers...
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A bunch of upstarts equipped
with some new type of battle suit.
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That and the B-class criminal Hammerhead.
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He might have some backbone.
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THE MODERN NINJA
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Boss, you can see Zeniru's building
on the other side of the woods.
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People call it the Golden Turd.
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All right, let's go!
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There's something there.
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I've been waiting for you, Hammerhead.
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Zeniru sent me.
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Let me start out by saying...
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no opponent of mine has ever escaped alive.
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I plan on keeping it that way.
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When it comes to my work, I'm a perfectionist.
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But if you surrender right now, I'll let you live.
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So, what will it be?
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What is this?
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What's going on?
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Why is every—
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Shit!
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Bastard!
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What's this now?
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Trying to intimidate me?
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You can't see me, can you?
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There you are!
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It's a terrorist!
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No, I'm not!
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So he decided to fight instead of run.
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Oops, there goes my bad habit again.
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You're just a little dog
bought with Zeniru's money.
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You think someone like me,
who fights for a noble cause,
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can lose to a dog?!
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Yes, I see what he's up to.
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I see. He really is just a complete fool.
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Couldn't he have at least tried to arrange
the rocks in a less obvious way?
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There are plenty more rocks
where those came from!
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If you don't stop me, they'll keep coming.
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So you think you'll be able to deal with my speed
if you know which direction I'm coming from?
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How pathetic. But I'll play along.
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In fact, I'll take you…
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straight on!
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He's too fast. I can't see him.
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But it doesn't matter if I can't.
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Because of this!
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Gotcha!
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Think about how stupid you were to face off
against me on your way down to Hell!
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It's over.
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Unfortunately, I couldn't go easy on them.
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Yes, Hammerhead's body is here too.
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I'll head back now—
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The body disappeared?
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That was close!
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Good thing he hit my head.
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My skull has always been
several times thicker than normal.
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Dammit. I don't know who that bastard was,
but one day I'm gonna kill—
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Huh?
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Now what?
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Hm?
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Oh, there you are.
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As with the mosquito monster,
I once again underestimated my opponent's power.
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I let my guard down,
and Kabuto took advantage of that.
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If Master Saitama had not been there,
I would certainly have been destroyed.
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I see.
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Well, I'm glad you're okay—
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Doctor…
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Master Saitama saved my life twice.
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You, Doctor Kuseno, restored my life to me.
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Later Master Saitama saved that same life,
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and now he's saved it again.
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Yes, I get the picture, Genos.
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What you're trying to tell me is
how amazing this Saitama fellow is, right?
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Yes.
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Genos, they're not ready just yet,
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but I am developing
a new series of augmentations.
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When I replace your existing
parts with these new ones,
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you may be able to surpass this Saitama.
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I imagine he must possess an enormous amount
of strength for you to go on about him so.
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Yes.
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What's your deal?
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You here to sign up with the Paradisers?
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No, no.
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I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun.
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For personal reasons,
I'm here to smash your heads in.
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So, where are your followers?
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Then, die!
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I better get out of here quick.
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Huh?!
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I thought I punched him?
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What a letdown.
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These battle suits got me all excited.
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But the design is lame,
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You have no idea how hard it was
to get hold of these things!
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How could you know their value?!
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I've been looking for someone
to test the full power of this suit on!
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Spin attack!
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I used to use that move
all the time when I was a kid...
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Huh?
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No way...
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Hammerhead, huh?
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He's a lot like me.
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What the hell are you?!
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W-Wait. I just wanted to get out of working...
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Don't be bad anymore, okay?
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Huh? So you're not going to kill me?
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Get outta here.
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Okay!
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Guess I'll go home.
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Where did Hammerhead go?
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There's no one left but you.
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Hammerhead went that way. Buck naked.
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What's this?
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Hey, you got it wrong.
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I got what wrong?
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I'm not one of the Paradisers.
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You're lying.
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No, no, no.
271
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:47,750
Don't be dumb! Look at me!
272
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:48,880
I don't need to.
273
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:52,130
With that bald head, there's no denying it.
274
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:53,260
No.
275
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,510
Look! It's me. Me!
276
00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:57,680
You know, the guy who's a hero for fun—
277
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,150
Oh, I see...
278
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:07,980
Either way, it doesn't matter.
279
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:13,740
You read my attacks. Twice.
That's the real problem.
280
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,160
Born in a ninja village,
281
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,580
I've been perfecting
my techniques since childhood.
282
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:23,960
Yet you saw right through them.
283
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,040
This I cannot allow.
284
00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:29,300
What's he talking about?
285
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:32,340
My pride won't have it.
286
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:36,600
I don't care who you are.
I can't just let you walk away.
287
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,890
Oh, come on.
288
00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:42,640
You just want to try out your moves on me.
289
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:45,980
I can tell by that innocent smile of yours.
290
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,780
What do you think of this supersonic speed?
291
00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,490
Of these shock waves?
292
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:01,500
Can you even see me?
293
00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:08,000
How can you possibly keep up with me?
294
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:10,960
Um...
295
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:14,720
Can I go home?
296
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:17,430
Bastard!
297
00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:19,180
Wind Blade Kick!
298
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,810
Checkmate.
299
00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:29,520
Sorry!
300
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,730
That wasn't on purpose.
301
00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:35,360
I meant to stop before hitting you,
but your momentum carried my fist into your...
302
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:42,660
We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.
303
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:42,660
We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.
304
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:46,620
I've worked every job
from assassin to bodyguard.
305
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,290
No ninja is more deadly.
306
00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:49,670
I am Speed-o'-Sound Sonic!
307
00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:52,550
But I'm putting my work on hold.
308
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:55,010
Now that I've found
such a formidable opponent,
309
00:17:55,010 --> 00:17:57,930
I'm dedicating myself
to training until we settle this.
310
00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,930
Let me know your name.
311
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,720
It's Saitama.
312
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:04,600
Saitama!
313
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,440
Next time we meet, it'll be your demise!
314
00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,190
Okay.
315
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,400
I, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic, the ultimate ninja,
316
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,450
will bring you down without fail!
317
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,360
Train hard!
318
00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:23,080
Speed-o'-Sound Sonic?
319
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,410
Who is that?
320
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:27,160
And who would possess
such a redundant name?
321
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,670
Dunno.
322
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:32,040
He suddenly appeared,
declared we were rivals, and took off.
323
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,670
If he is a nuisance, I will get rid of him.
324
00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:36,170
Well, you're hardly different.
325
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,550
Actually, why are you here again?
326
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,390
Go home. It's not like we're related.
327
00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:42,720
Master, I must become stronger—
328
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,930
Shut up!
329
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:50,400
I'm now aware of a serious problem
and am reeling from shock.
330
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,810
So I beg you, go home for today.
331
00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:54,900
A serious problem?
332
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:58,700
What could cause a problem
for someone as great as you?
333
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:09,210
No one knows who I am.
334
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,460
It's been three years
since I first became a hero.
335
00:19:16,130 --> 00:19:20,880
I've defeated many monsters
and evil organizations during that time.
336
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:25,390
I've never heard of any other
heroes doing as much as me.
337
00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:28,730
Everyone in the world
should know me by now!
338
00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:32,230
Isn't it weird that I don't
have any fans or anything?!
339
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,480
You know what he said to me today?
340
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,740
"Never heard of you."
341
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:43,120
Plus, everyone in town took me for a terrorist.
342
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,740
They've all forgotten how
I beat those monsters for them!
343
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:48,790
He is right.
344
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:54,880
The news report did not mention
Master Saitama or Speed-o'-Sound Sonic.
345
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:59,880
Instead, the credit for defeating the Paradisers
went to a hero called Mumen Rider.
346
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:59,880
Instead, the credit for defeating the Paradisers
went to a hero called Mumen Rider.
347
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,680
Wait...
348
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:02,800
Master!
349
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:06,430
Are you listed with the Hero Registry?
350
00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:36,670
HERO ASSOCIATION OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE
351
00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:36,670
HERO ASSOCIATION OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE
352
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:12,690
"Take a test at any local branch
of the Hero Association.
353
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:15,940
If you score better than the cut-off,
you will be registered in the Hero Registry and
354
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:19,230
will be allowed to officially
call yourself a 'hero.'
355
00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:22,900
Once you are recognized by the Association,
you are deemed a professional
356
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:26,070
and will get paid from donations
collected by the Association.
357
00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:31,460
All heroes in the public eye
are registered, professional heroes.
358
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:36,710
You may be doing plenty of hero work,
but self-proclaimed heroes are really just weir… does…"
359
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:41,210
"…weirdoes spouting nonsense
viewed with suspicion."
360
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,550
I had no idea.
361
00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,430
Genos, are you registered?
362
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,680
No. I feel no need to.
363
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:56,770
Let's register! Register with me
and I'll make you my disciple.
364
00:20:57,310 --> 00:20:58,770
Let's go.
365
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:07,280
P-Please… F-Forgive me...
366
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:13,250
Pleading for his life after stealing
battle suits from the organization?
367
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,040
He truly understood nothing.
368
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:20,880
Of course, we did let the theft take place
in order to collect data from the suits in the field.
369
00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:22,130
And the body?
370
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:23,800
Leave it.
371
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:30,180
Thanks for giving me my thick skull, Mommy.
372
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:32,020
I promise I'll get a job!
373
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:38,520
APPLICATION FOR
HERO TEST
374
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:38,520
Our guest today is Mr. Majimeda, an expert on
the labor issues confronting young people today.
375
00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:40,400
Thank you for having me.
376
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,780
As we saw with the Paradiser incident recently,
377
00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:46,700
there's an increase in young people
who lack all motivation to work.
378
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,660
Can you comment on this phenomenon?
379
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:52,910
Even in the case of the Paradisers,
I think they've been influenced by irresponsible lyrics
380
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:52,700
I'm not so different...
381
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:56,290
in popular songs like "Don't Give Up on Your Dreams"
and "Make Your Dreams Come True."
382
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,670
from those unemployed guys.
383
00:21:56,290 --> 00:22:07,510
People who believe such hogwash end up
making excuses for themselves and become discouraged.
384
00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:09,390
One wrong step and I could've been one of them.
385
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:18,020
Come home to me
386
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:18,020
Come home to me
387
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:31,120
When my worries keep me awake by the crescent moon
388
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:31,120
When my worries keep me awake by the crescent moon
389
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:37,290
all I can do is think of you with my eyes closed
390
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:37,290
all I can do is think of you with my eyes closed
391
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:42,880
I want to see you, want to cry, feel the romance
392
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:42,880
I want to see you, want to cry, feel the romance
393
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:49,300
I hope you realize my feelings
394
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:49,300
I hope you realize my feelings
395
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:58,180
I know so well
396
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:58,180
I know so well
397
00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:03,400
how hard you work
398
00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:03,400
how hard you work
399
00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:11,200
My beloved, you are so strong, and still I worry
400
00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:11,200
My beloved, you are so strong, and still I worry
401
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:17,200
Only I ever see your weakness
402
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:17,200
Only I ever see your weakness
403
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:23,340
I will find you before the stars do
404
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:23,340
I will find you before the stars do
405
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:28,880
Come to me now
406
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:28,880
Come to me now
407
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:36,390
Come home to me
408
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:36,390
Come home to me
409
00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:51,280
Ready to go, Master?
410
00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:53,620
Y-Yeah.
411
00:23:54,530 --> 00:24:00,040
HERO
TEST
SITE
6
412
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:20,060
Next
Time
413
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:20,060
The
Ultimate
Mentor
414
00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:03,920
Err… I'm the recently reformed Hammerhead.
415
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:09,340
Before I introduce next week's episode,
I'd like to do a little PR for myself.
416
00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:10,880
Oh? You won't allow that?
417
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,720
Next time on episode five
of One-Punch Man,
418
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,970
"The Ultimate Mentor."
419
00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:20,060
Yeah, if I'd had a mentor like him,
maybe my life would've been different.
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