All language subtitles for Grand Crew s01e07 Wine & Headlines.eng

Man, hindsight is 20/20.

Faith is blind.

It's hard moving forward

when you can't get over
what's been left behind.

At times, my purpose has become
harder and harder to find.

It's wild in the wilderness,

but Black, man,
Black is a vibe.

Black is dope.

Black is doing the impossible

while balancing a tightrope.

Black is feeling so low

but still having high hopes.

Black is the love and beauty
that's often forgotten.

Black is dreaming
of your ancestors' strength.

And knowing that giving up
is never ever...

an option.

♪ Whoo, whoo

♪ Cabernet and sauvignon

♪ The team is here
and now it's on ♪

♪ Carry on and carry on,
sippin' on Pérignon ♪

♪ Fine wine got notes
like a cello ♪

♪ Pull up in the spot
like, "Hello" ♪

♪ If I got me,
then I got you ♪

♪ This is the vibe,
this is the crew ♪

♪ Grand Crew, Grand Crew, oh

♪ Grand Crew, Grand Crew,
Grand Crew, oh ♪

♪ Grand Crew

[ambient music]

So anyone need
another glass of wine

to deal with
this crappy news day?

Yes, please.

You talking about that thing
with that Black dude in Texas?

Oh, no, I was talking about
the mom in Florida.

I thought you were talking
about the verdict

in the Fresno trial.

- What was the verdict?
- What do you think?

- Oof.
- You know what?

I'm gonna get us each our own
bottle of wine.

- Yes, please.
- Yes.

I'll never say no
to a bottle.

But y'all would be doing
a lot better

if you just tuned out the news
like me.

The only thing on my feed today
was this cat

that they taught to use
chopsticks.

You would not believe
what chopstick cat can grab.

I'm not sure
that's the best way to deal.

But it's cool--we all have
our own ways of coping.

For me and Noah,
we have Bad-Black-News brunch.

Bad-Black-News brunch?

Y'all start a podcast?
- No, it's just--

when the news gets like this,
I take Noah out to a big brunch

to help him cope.
- Yeah, and it's the best.

I'm talkin' big mimosas,
big pancakes,

and teeny tiny oysters.

And it's all courtesy of Nicky.

And it honestly helps.

And that's where y'all
record the podcast?

What?
No, guys, there is no podcast.

It's just a brunch.

Anything can be a podcast.

Just bring a mic with you.
- He's right.

And if y'all don't record it,
somebody else will.

But it's cool that y'all do
that for each other.

Usually the older sibling takes
care of the younger one.

Nah, it's just what
our family is like.

Noah takes care of our dad,
I take care of Noah.

- And who takes care of you?
- No one.

Our family's like
a Black Russian nesting doll

where the only solid piece
is that little one.

And that's me! I'm the baby.

I mean, come on.

You have
your vulnerable moments too.

Just last week
you were balling

your eyes out
when I was at your place.

Yeah 'cause I was
chopping onions

to make your dinner because
you stubbed your little toe.

It really hurt
and it ruined my day.

Well, look, I'm glad
you guys have your ritual.

I usually cope at work,
but things at the office

right now aren't so great.

They're being insensitive?

Nope, kinda the other way
around.

[upbeat music]

Hey.

Just checking in to see
if you're doing okay.

We all wanted to make sure
you were doing okay.

I'm okay.

I spent the entire day
telling people I was okay.

I didn't get any work done.

I mean, I know it
comes from a good place,

but it's too much.
- Mm-hmm.

So I guess I'll have to cope
here at the bar.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I got some numbers to crunch.

Peace.
- Peace out.

Wyatt, how do you cope?

Wyatt?

Guys, I am in no mood
to casually talk over wine

like everything is fine!

And y'all shouldn't be either.

Have y'all not seen
all this bad news?

The [bleep], bro?

That's literally all
we've been talking about.

Oh, sorry,
I guess I've been distracted.

But I can't look away.

Have you seen
this new info about--

[sputtering gibberish]

I don't wanna hear it!
I'm blocking it out

at all costs.
- That doesn't sound healthy.

It's healthier than
just doom-scrolling all day.

Look at him--he's not even
paying attention to me anymore.

- Huh?
- That's it.

Gotta get you off that phone

and away from those headlines.

We're hanging out tomorrow.

Sure, what you wanna borrow?

Ay!
- Why'd you come to the bar?

Sherm.

♪

Just so you know, my boss is
not a fan of this whole setup.

So I told her you're writing
a new "E.T." movie.

Figures, no one respects
accountants in this town.

Meanwhile, none of
these movies get made

without us behind the scenes.

And don't forget,
we tally the Oscars.

Wasn't it accountants
who messed up the whole

"Moonlight"-"La La Land" thing?

One mistake in 94 years?

That's a great batting average.

Wow, didn't mean to hit
whatever nerve I just hit.

Sorry, I'm clearly stressed
from all the news.

How you holding up?

Mm, not great.

But I am taking
a mental health day tomorrow,

which'll be nice.

But I'll probably just be
sitting at home

because there's nothing to do.

Nothing to do? In LA?

This city has it all!

That's what I hear,
but I'm new,

and I haven't cracked it yet.

Then let's get it crackin'.

I'll take you on a tour.
How 'bout this weekend?

How 'bout tomorrow?

Take the day off with me.

Whoa, a day off?

At the last minute?

My boss would not be cool
with that.

Just tell him
you need a day off

to process everything
that's going on.

Do it.
- Okay, fine.

I'll ask, but I'm telling you,

you do not know my boss
like I do.

[notification chimes]
And I stand corrected.

You were right.
He immediately got back to me

and is more than okay with it.

Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

♪

Thanks for coming
with me today.

The gym provides
the ultimate distraction

to everything that's going on
in the world.

Some people do yoga.

I myself prefer to call it
"swole-ga."

Oh, man, it looks like
there's an update

with the situation going on--

will you stop snatching
my phone?

I promise to never snatch
your phone again.

- Thank you.
- Because I'm not giving it

back to you.
- Damn it!

Go ahead
and pick up some weights

and proceed to clear your mind

from the perils
of this tumultuous world.

Go ahead.
- [sighs]

Go on now, go on now.

[grunts]

[wild grunt-screams]

[wild grunt-screams]

Oh!

[strained grunt-screams]

[laughs]
Hey, you all right, big dog?

Yeah, this feels great.

[continues to grunt-scream]

All right.

[shrieks]

- House, house.
- Two-bedroom--

- House, house, house.
- Mortgage.

- House, house.
- Down payment.

Perfect, this is officially
a business breakfast

and I'm writing all of it off.

Pleasure.

[laughs]

So how you holding up?

I mean, the news sucks,
but I'ma keep it pushing.

I have a mani-pedi later though
that I am truly excited about.

Mani-pedi? Really?

Yeah, why?

I just don't remember
the last time

you went and got a mani-pedi.

I thought you did your nails
yourself.

I usually do, but I thought
it was the perfect time

to treat myself to something.

How are you though?
You okay?

I mean, I'm doing all right.

Also trying to keep it pushing.
- Mm.

I have a date lined up
for later today.

Wh--oh, sorry.

Correction:
had a date planned for today.

- Aw.
- She just canceled.

So I guess I'll just be...

spending the day alone.

You know, unless,
I mean, unless you--

unless you have some extra time
or something, I don't know.

I knew you'd need me
past this brunch.

Of course I'll spend the day
with you.

Are you sure?
I don't wanna

mess with your plans.
- Oh, come on!

You're my little big bro!

All that can wait.

This is what I do.

Let's go to the bar,
drinks on me.

- Oh.
- We have more house stuff

to talk about, right?
- Oh, yeah, for sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Home, house.

- House, house, house.
- Home, house, home.

House, home, house.
- House, home, home.

[knock at door]

[upbeat music]

- Hey.
- Hey.

Come on in.

You ready
for today's adventure?

Wow, I've never seen you
in shorts before.

And they're very short.
- Thank you.

These thighs are the first
LA landmark of the day,

but there are many other sights
in store.

This is a very thorough
schedule.

And I see you even worked in
bathroom breaks.

You're gonna be happy
that I put so much work in.

We have a lot of spots to hit.

Some art downtown at the Broad,

little Jamaican food
in Inglewood,

rooftop drinks
at the Sunset Tower Hotel.

But first up...

we have the quintessential
LA experience:

a scenic weekday hike.
- Cool.

This is great, but I don't have
clothes for a hike.

Oh, but I got you clothes
for a hike.

And they're all from
local LA stores.

You don't know my size.

I got all the sizes.

Why?
Because LA has it all.

This mental health day's about
to be poppin'.

Let's roll, baby.
- Oh, okay.

These clothes make us look
like we're in an indie band.

The Fay and Anthony band.

I like it.

Nah, everyone knows
that your indie band

is your grandma's first name

plus what you had for breakfast
this morning.

Phyllis and the Fake Bacon.

Huh, not bad.

What's yours?

Doris and the Cheeseburger.

Wait, you had a cheeseburger
for breakfast?

I'm stressed.

True, true.

Oh, we are a couple minutes
behind schedule.

Let's pick up the pace!

Dude, we came here
to decompress.

You're making this day off
feel like work.

What's wrong with that?

The world is unpredictable

and work gives me structure.

Some kids like drawing
outside the lines,

but for me
all drawing was hard.

I just loved the lines.

I knew a kid in college
who loved lines.

Nearly bankrupt him.

Cocaine gives lines
a bad name.

Every other line is great.

What about waiting in line?

I love waiting in lines.

The more people, the better.

You are such a nerd.

Hey, why don't we go this way?

Mm, nope,
that path is not the path.

This path goes to a crazy view.

What if that way leads
to somewhere better?

Come on, it'll be fun.

Is it really that hard for you

to do something unplanned?

Fine, we'll go down your path

for an unspecified amount
of time.

But I'm telling you,
it's not gonna be nicer

than where we were going.

[serene music]

You were right.

Okay, touché.

♪

[melodic music]

[screams]

[screams]

Whoo.

Whoo!

Let's go!

Well, you were right.

This is helping.

Yeah?
Thanks for joining me

at the gym today
at that volume.

You ready to get out of here?

Oh, that's it?
I thought that was a warm-up.

Nah, man.
I'm good.

You've been doing too much.
- What you mean?

[screaming]

Look, I'm just...sad, angry,
and frustrated at it all.

I'm just trying to face it
and feel it

so I can release it.

No pain, no gain.

That is what the gym
is all about, right?

Not like that, sir.

For me, it's ignore pain,
stay sane.

Letting all that anger consume
you is not healthy.

That's how we got Darth Vader,
bro.

That is a fictional movie.

Science fiction!

With real-world motifs.

Look, everyone has pain,

but when you ignore it,
you're only making it worse.

Now take this
and let out your pain.

Bro, I brought you to the gym
to help you.

And yet here we are
at a crossroads.

Now lift this
and don't ignore what happened

in the news yesterday.

- Ah, there. Let's go.
- No, no. Again.

There is something in there,
I know it.

Stop pushing me, bro!

That was something, okay!

Now you can tell me what it is.

- No!
- Then put it into the weights!

- [grunts]
- There we go.

- [grunts more intensely]
- All right!

- Let's go!
- Yeah!

[Trick Daddy's "Let's Go"]
[both screaming]

♪ Let me know,
let me know ♪

[both grunting furiously]

♪ Let's go, let's go

♪ If you want it,
you can get it ♪

Thank you so much
for canceling your plans

and spending the day with me.

I would've been so awful
on a date anyway

with everything
that's going on.

Of course, I'm here for you.

The world is a mess and half,

but at least we have each other
and bottles of wine.

Hey, hey!
I will drink to that.

I love wine.

Mm, we should drink
to more things we love.

You know, to get more drunk.

I love that idea.

If you love it,
you gotta drink.

Those are the new rules
of the new game I just made up.

Ay.
[laughs]

Mm.

What do you love?

Thank you so much
for asking me, Noah.

I love, um, naps.

Oh, long ones, short ones.

I mean, shout-out to sleep
in general.

- Mm-hmm.
- [laughs]

Mm!

I love concerts.

Oh, yeah, you've heard
the song 100 times,

the sound quality is awful.

But the energy? Ooh, electric!

Mm-hmm.
[laughter]

Mm.
- Okay, you know I'm gonna say

this, so let's just get it
out of the way.

I love butts.
- You love butts.

Yeah, mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

Yes.

I can't front.

This view is spectacular.

I've never seen this part
of the park before.

Exactly.

Don't forget these gems
I dropped on you

when I leave LA.
- Wait, what?

You're leaving?

I'm all about going where
life takes me

and living in the moment,
and...

that's why I moved here
from New York with my ex.

But now that we're divorced,
the moment is telling me

there's not much left here
for me.

But LA has anything
you could want.

The beach, the art, the food.

I'm sure that's all true,

but the way you feel about LA
is not about the city.

It's a deeper connection.

Like that greasy burrito spot
you like off of Vermont?

That's just greasy to me.

You can order it
without the grease.

That option's
on the secret menu.

I'm just saying
I'm not from here like y'all.

My greasy burrito's
on the East Coast--

except it's a pizza
and it's perfect.

Okay, I feel that.

Well, I guess we gotta take
a hike pic for the 'Gram

to commemorate your time here
in LA.

No, I think I'm good.

We were in the background
of enough people's 'Grams

on the way up here.

[camera clicks]
- Got it!

- No, gimme that!
- Nope, nope! Not enough time.

We need to make
our lunch reservation.

Oh, right, 'cause
we're on a tight schedule.

Do you not wanna eat lunch?

No, I'm sorry.
I'm very hungry. Let's go.

After you.
- After me? After you.

This is your path.
- This is your tour.

- I was following you.
- No, I was following you.

♪

Are we lost?

So now we're lost
and we have no phone reception.

See, this is why you don't go
down uncharted paths.

The path is plenty charted.

There's footprints right there.

Those are mountain lion
footprints.

Mountain lions don't wear
shoes.

But they nibble
on people that do

until they're dead.
- Okay.

Clearly, anything I say
is gonna make you spiral.

Spiral?
I only do lines.

I told you I like lines.

Anthony, relax!

Okay, let's just go
in every direction

until we see something
we recognize.

Okay, word.

Process of elimination.

I'm with it.

[upbeat music]

[grunting]

[yells]
Ah!

All right.

Good work today.

I think we should call it.

What you mean, man?
We can't leave now!

We've been here for a while.
It's dark outside.

Yeah, but I'm all juiced up.

And this is a 24-hour gym.

You're the one
that let this lion out.

Why you trying to tame me?

I ain't trying to tame you.

All right, let's go!

[grunting]

[bones cracking]
both: Oh!

Sounds like you tapped
into a new kind of pain.

I did.

I threw my back out.

- Oh, oh, no!
- Don't touch me!

I am not to be touched.

Help me, please.
Don't touch me!

What?

Help me, Wyatt.
Why you just stand--

don't touch me!

- I'm trying to help you, Sherm.
- Do not touch me.

Help me, Wyatt.
- Just--just--just relax.

- Wyatt, please help me.
- Lengthen--

Don't touch!
You're touching me.

Lengthen and widen.

[both scream]

[Sherm's pitch gets higher]

[bones cracking]

Okay, you're good?

- [groans weakly]
- Yeah.

[owls hooting]
- This isn't what

I had in mind
for my mental health day.

What's the plan now?

The plan was
to be at Sunset Tower

drinking bloody marys.

That was your plan?

Who drinks bloody marys
at night?

They're an anytime drink.

Also, you could've ordered
whatever you wanted.

I'm sorry, I'm just hungry

'cause you didn't plan
to bring any snacks.

There was so much food
built into the plan today.

Food we never got to eat
because of you.

Don't blame me.

Blame your city.

I was lost before we got here

and now we're both lost.

Enough with that, okay?

You and I both know LA is not
the real issue with you.

What is that supposed
to mean?

- Nothing, forget it.
- No, no, no.

I wanna hear this.

- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

- Fine.
- Mm.

Your whole "Go where life
takes me" mentality

feels like a defense mechanism
to me.

From what I see, you're just
hopping around from moment

to moment because if you keep
moving,

you don't have to commit
to anything

and you don't have
to ever get hurt again.

You're one to talk about
defense mechanisms.

You plan every moment
and you bury yourself into work

so that you don't have
to face the real world.

At least I take chances
with my life.

[low growling]
Did you just growl at me?

Nope.

[branches snapping]
[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

Mm, I love tables.

[gasps]
Oh, my God, yes!

You can sit things on them
and then they stay there.

How?

I wasn't even thinking
about that.

I was thinking about them
four little legs they got.

Okay now.
[laughter]

Mm, mm.
- Mm.

- I tell you what.
- Hm?

I am so happy
I canceled that date

because I'm having
such a better time here.

[laughs]

Wait, I thought
she canceled on you.

[high-pitched] Hm?
Oh, right.

[normal voice]
Oh, oh, right.

Yeah, she did...not.

Oh, I'm a bad liar
when I drink.

Do you love that?
If so, let's drink.

No, no, no, no.
Why did you cancel your date?

Because you seemed like you
were having a tough day

and like you needed company.

Seriously? You know me.

I don't need anything from you.

I'm good.
- Wait, where are you going?

To the mani-pedi
that I was going to

before I cleared my whole day
to take care of you.

But I love it
when you don't leave.

Nicky!

The game!

Hm.

[growl]
- The sound's getting louder.

This feels like the end
of a scary movie

that I do not want to be
the star of!

Well, then if you're not
the star of it,

you're definitely going to die.

I don't wanna be in the movie
at all!

I'm an accountant.
We make the movies.

We don't act in them.

Okay, this is ridiculous.

Accountants are not that vital
to the movie-making process.

You don't know anything
about Tinseltown.

You're not from here!
[rustling]

Shh! It's getting closer.

Okay, okay, shh!
[eerie music]

Here it comes!
[rustling grows louder]

Hello? Is someone there?

You guys okay?
- We are now.

Sorry, we've been lost
for a while

and we thought your dog
was a hungry mountain lion.

But also you guys are roaming
late at night in the woods?

Are you...chill?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

We're all just on a night hike.

We do this every full moon.

We head up to the highest point
in these woods

to eat couscous,
and drink beer,

and just bask in the moonlight.

You two are welcome to join us
if you wanna come.

They do have couscous
and beer.

And the moon is
a lot less haunting

now that we're not alone.

What do you say, Fay?

Be a little spontaneous?

[laughs] Wow, hearing you say
that is a big moment for me.

But also absolutely not.

We need to get the hell out
of these woods.

You're right.
That's probably a good call.

[upbeat music]

Hey, sis.

Noah?
What are you doing here?

I'm your big bro,

and I know this is where you
like to come

whenever you're feeling down.

I also know you hate mani-pedis

and you would never do that
to relax.

That is true.

If you don't know me,
get your hands off

my hands and my feet.

I guess I didn't hide
my feelings

as well as I thought.

You didn't have to come here
though.

I know I didn't have to,
but I wanted to.

I'm sorry I lied to you,
but I also knew

that you would never ask me
to be there for you.

I've just never seen myself
as a person who needed that.

But today I did, so...

thanks.

I love you, bro-bro.

I love you too.
[chuckles]

both:
Mm.

And you know what that means.

[squeals]

[laughter]

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Mm.
- Mm-hmm.

You know what else I love?

Astronomy.

Space is so crazy.

Yeah, it is.
It's so...big.

[laughter]

both: Mm.

I love the movie "Big."

Yes, giant keyboard,
little boy, big body.

[laughter]

Oh, my God, I'm still so drunk.

[laughter]

[Sherm groaning]

Oh.

Oh, thanks for helping me
get home.

Oh, it's the least I could do

for pushing you so hard
at the gym.

No, no, no,
it's not your fault.

You were right.

I got a lot of pain in there

[strained]
that I never talk about.

[groans]

Well, you don't have
to talk about it.

No...

I want to.

When I was a kid,

we used to have
this unwritten rule

that we would...

never ride in the car
more than three deep.

And if you did...

make sure to take your hat off

or else the cops would think
you was in a gang.

One day we was hooping
and we was five deep

and we only had one car
to get home in.

Of course that was the day
we got pulled over.

Seven cop cars.

Helicopters.

Face to the pavement.

Guns drawn.

[sighs]

We were 17 years old, bro.

We could've died that day.

They said we fit
the description

of some robberies going on
in the neighborhood.

Guess they was just looking
for...

five musty teens
with messed-up shoes.

Or just a car
with five Black people in it.

I'm sorry
to hear that, man.

We've all got our pain.

And...

I guess I could stand
to not focus on mine so much.

Yeah, and I could stand
to not ignore mine so much

that when it all comes
out at once,

it breaks my back!

[bones cracking]

I would hug you right now,

but I think I just pulled
my back too.

Oh, yep. Mm-hmm.

Oh, well.

You live here now.

♪

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, man.

It feels so good to eat
and drink and be inside.

Mm-hmm, indoors are so nice.

Why does anyone ever
go outside?

I have no clue.

Inside is where it's at.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, I guess this is
the best part of the tour.

The part where it's over

and we're back
where we always are.

I don't know.

I mean, it might sound crazy,

but this was one
of the most fun days I've had

since I moved here.

And definitely beats
sitting at home

just watching the news.

I agree,
taking the day off of work

was the most healthy way
to cope with this stuff.

Mm.

I guess you were right

about my defense mechanism.
- [laughs]

Well, you were right about mine
too.

And I was thinking about it,
and...

I might need to give LA
another shot.

[chill music]

I'm happy to hear that.

♪

Well, maybe I'll even make
some plans

or even stand in some lines.

Ay!
[laughter]

Now, if you find a dope line,
you better hit me up.

The longer the better.

♪

Good night, y'all.

Both: Good night.

♪

- I'm Louis.
- And I'm Lola, and this is...

both:
Bad-Black-News Brunch.

Where we digest the headlines

with a side of big old
pancakes.

Let's cope, y'all.

Dang, anything can be
a podcast.

[saxophone note]
- Yah.

- Not a doctor.
- Shh.

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