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Wow. I can't believe
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you sleep in a bed every night.
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Ooh, a girl could really get
used to this pillow business.
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Yep, I could've used one.
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God, hey, would you mind
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rubbing this knot
in my shoulder, Nancy?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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You know the rules.
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This is a fake relationship,
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so I am not rubbing
any of your man parts.
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I mean, technically,
everyone has shoulders.
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Ooh, now how about
we head downstairs
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and get that living butler
to make us something to smell
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for breakfast?
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You mean Sam?
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She's actually a writer
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and a small business owner,
she's not our butler.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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Too good to be a butler.
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You know, when I was alive,
women couldn't even be a butler.
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You could be a wench,
a midwife or a whore.
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Oh, well, that's not something
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I feel particularly
compelled to follow up on.
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Oh, that's Bela.
She'll be here in an hour.
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And now you'll probably explain
to a room full of ghosts
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who Bela is.
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I mean, was curious, yes.
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Bela's Jay's sister.
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She lives in Boston,
she's coming to visit.
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- Oh.
- Oh, must be nice.
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All my sisters died
before the age of two.
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Damn, Isaac, we ain't even
smelled our morning coffee yet.
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Bela's boyfriend
broke up with her last week,
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so she's coming to stay
to clear her head.
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How is she doing now, Jay?
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I talked to her a few days ago,
and she's still really down.
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Oh, that's great.
Excuse me?
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No, I mean, it's awful.
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It's just, you know,
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I excel in helping girlfriends
get over breakups.
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I hope she really likes
the Legally Blonde franchise,
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'cause that is gonna be
a big part of her next 48 hours.
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Okay, let's just try
not to act too excited.
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Sorry, sorry.
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It's just, I thought
this could be a chance
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for she and I to finally bond.
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Look, I don't have
siblings,
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so when you and I got married,
I thought Bela and I
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could become sisters,
but that hasn't happened.
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Excuse me,
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but in what room will
this Bela be sleeping?
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Oh, right.
Well, I guess one of you guys
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will have to give up
your room for the weekend.
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Sorry.
Okay.
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I have plan.
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Thor, we can't kill Bela.
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It's not what I was
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going to say, but, uh,
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give Thor a moment to think
of what I was going to say.
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Not kill.
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Troops,
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Samantha has informed us that
one of us will be required
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to forfeit our rooms.
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Can't the sister just
take the empty bedroom?
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We offered that,
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but Samantha is aware
of the mold and the draft.
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You got to sell the view.
When I was pushing penny stocks,
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you think I emphasized the risk?
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No, you shine that turd.
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I call not it.
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Is unbreakable oath.
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Oh, please, that is how
children make decisions.
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But also, not it.
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Trevor is the most recently
dead, let him take it.
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Ooh, that's how we divvied
things up in the first place.
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This time we do it
in reserve order of seniority.
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Thor not like this. This
is bad outcome for Thor.
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The sanctity of my room
will not be...
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Hey! Hey! Guys!
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I can't stand
to watch you fight.
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I will take the room.
Oh.
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- You sure, Pete?
- Yeah. You know,
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a little mold
never hurt anybody.
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It'll
be like camping.
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Then it's settled.
Thank you, Pete,
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for your sacrifice,
and for your sake,
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I hope that the rain holds out
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so you don't have to deal
with that pesky leak.
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Uh? Oh, sorry,
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the-the-- there's a leak
in there now?
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Be even more like camping.
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- True.
- Nature.
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Nature. Yay!
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Okay, that must be her.
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Let the girl bonding begin.
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LL Uncool Jay.
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'Cause that never gets old.
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Hey.
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Hey.
- Hey, Sam.
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Hi. Oh, I don't need a nickname,
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but Manhattan Sam Chowder
could be something
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if you're looking for one.
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What? You mean New England?
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Manhattan is a soup, as well.
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It's also where I lived,
so it's tomato-based.
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This is painful.
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Yeah, I can't watch this.
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Oh, this place is epic.
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Okay.
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It is so good to see you guys.
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It's good to
see you, too.
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I wish it could have been
under better circumstances.
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Oh, but don't worry. I have
the perfect night planned
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to help you get over that jerk.
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Oh, guys, it's cool.
I'm so over him.
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What's that?
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- I met someone new.
- Already?
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- Wow.
- So you don't need, like,
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any cheering up at all, huh?
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That's great.
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There goes that plan.
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Yeah, I set my dating profile
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to the Hudson Valley
a couple days ago,
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'cause I knew I was gonna be
up here, and then boom,
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I matched
with this insanely hot guy.
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We've been
messaging,
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and we're really vibing.
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Do you want to see him?
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Yeah, sure.
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Oh, dang. I got to stop
leaving my house on 17%.
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Well, I'm gonna drop my bags
and grab a charge.
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I'll show you the way.
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Sorry Jay's sister's
not devastated, Sam.
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Yes, we are here for you.
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Thanks, guys.
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So, you just gave away
our pillow palace
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to some rando's sister?
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It's not some rando. It's Jay.
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Who the hell's Jay?
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- Sam's husband?
- Huh?
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The living butler's husband?
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Oh, face it, Pete.
You're a pushover.
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Because I gave in
on one little thing
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in the interest
of house harmony?
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You didn't give in on one thing.
You give in on everything.
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You told me yourself
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you never get to pick the movie
on movie night.
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- Well, that's true.
- And you're
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always the caboose
- in the massage train.
- I mean,
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- someone's got to be.
- Why can't it be a circle, huh?
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That way, everyone gets
their man parts rubbed.
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Again, shoulders
- are not specific to men.
- You start
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standing up for yourself
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and get our room back,
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or I will tell everyone
our relationship is fake
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and that you have a huge crush
on Alberta.
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You know,
there's a certain irony
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to you strong-arming me
into being less of a pushover.
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That did not escape me, Pete.
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Housekeeping.
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And we are charged. Do
- you want to see the guy?
Oh.
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- Yes, please.
- Okay, now,
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he's not my normal type.
He comes off
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as this, like,
douchey finance bro.
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And he is a little,
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but he's also,
like, really sensitive.
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Damn, Bela!
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- Get it, girl. This dude is hot.
- Right?
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Oh, my God.
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He's really something.
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I can explain.
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Look, I don't see what's wrong.
I mean, that guy seems great.
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Not to mention, so dreamy.
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- Wow. That's so kind.
- No.
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I don't want another word out
of you unless it's explaining
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why my sister-in-law
was chatting
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to a guy
with your profile picture.
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Whose picture?
The guy in the photo,
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Trevor?
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No pants? The one who
keeps hitting on you?
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How come you never told me
- about those cheekbones?
Okay,
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- starting to warm up to this guy.
- You.
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Just out with it.
What the hell is going on?
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I may have made myself
- a dating profile.
- What?
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- How?
- Well, it all started a few months back.
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I was minding my own business,
hoping I might get lucky
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and see a painter
fall off his ladder.
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When you've been dead 20 years,
it's the little things
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that really keep you going.
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- Please get to the point.
- Right. Anyway,
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he took a break, and nothing
prepared me for what I saw next.
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So many women.
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So many varieties.
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Short women. Tall women.
Platinum blondes.
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Dirty blondes.
Strawberry blondes.This is painful.
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The humble craftsman
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had shown me a brave new world,
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and I knew right away
that I wanted in.
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So, for the next month,
I studied.
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I learned how to download apps.
I asked all the right questions.
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Oh, what a cute
little stinker.
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How exactly did
you save that?
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- In detail.
- Oh, it's easy.
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You just press down, and
the menu pops up, and...
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Interesting.
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And eventually
I was ready to put my plan
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into action.
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He used the kitchen iPad.
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I knew we needed
a better password than 1234.
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You're right. I should
have anticipated
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a ghost catfishing
- my sister.
- Wait,
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how did you get a picture
of yourself?
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It took weeks of sneaking down
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night after night,
working letter by letter.
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Sam, I was like Andy Dufresne
chiseling
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through to a new life
with a little rock hammer.
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Andy Dufresne? Who's that?
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Seriously? Shawshank.Shawshank.
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Come on, babe.
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Finally,
after all that toiling...
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...it was done.
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The perfect profile.
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And then, one fateful night,
I started getting matches.
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And then two days ago,
I matched with Jay's sister.
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And then a couple days ago,
he matched with Bela.
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They feel pain when
- we pass through them, right?
- Jay.
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Is he seri...
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Where are you?
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Ooh. Aah!
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- Oh!
- Did I get him?
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Yeah, really good.
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I'm sorry.
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The only thing that hurts more
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than knowing that I died
before finding true love
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is knowing that I died before
I could crush it on these apps.
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What was your endgame, Trevor?
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I just wanted the validation,
I guess.
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But then Bela showed up
at the house,
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and I realized those are
real people on those apps.
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Or maybe they're other
super motivated ghosts like me,
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but that seems less likely.
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Do you have any idea
what you've done?
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I'm sorry.
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It's really lonely
being a ghost.
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I miss having that connection
with someone new,
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that hope
that she might be the one.
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I'm never gonna get that again.
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Aw.
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No! I'm still mad.
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Ooh, Sam,
this is really, really bad.
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Bela was so upset when
Gabe broke up with her.
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00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:50,024
Her emoji use was unhinged.
253
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:53,027
If she finds out
she was catfished now...
254
00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:55,507
Well, you wanted a reason
- to cheer her up.
No.
255
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,248
I actually wanted to help her
256
00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,250
through a normal
but difficult situation.
257
00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,905
I didn't want her destroyed
by some dead frat bro.
258
00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,994
Oh, we are going
to have to play this
259
00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,517
very delicately.
260
00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:06,649
I got it.
261
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,695
Trevor has to "move."
262
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,218
Yes.
263
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:11,959
To somewhere far away
264
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:14,570
and unappealing. Because
she's my sister. I love her.
265
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,572
But she's very thirsty,
and she could follow him.
266
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,531
I mean, I saw that jawline.
It's like granite.
267
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,098
Love this guy.
268
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,752
Howdy, folks.
269
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,798
This will just take a minute.
Wh-What is this?
270
00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:27,322
Isaac and I were in the middle
of a riveting debate on scarves.
271
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:30,630
You got this, Pete.
Just like we practiced.
272
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,762
Listen up, ghosts.
273
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,808
I have spent the
last 40 years
274
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,679
bending over backwards
to compromise
275
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,899
for the sake of
house harmony,
276
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,901
but I'm here to
tell you I'm done.
277
00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:44,165
I've had it up to my arrow
with all of your applesauce.
278
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,557
It's time for Pete
279
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:46,820
to finally get
what he wants.
280
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,169
And he wants
281
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,432
a mold-free room,
so one of you
282
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:53,609
is making way
for Pete and his girl.
283
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,525
If that's amenable
to everyone.
284
00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:58,266
Or even if it's not.
285
00:10:58,309 --> 00:10:59,615
Yeah.
Also,
286
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,703
I will no longer
be the caboose
287
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:01,922
on the massage train.
288
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:04,664
I lead it now.
I'm the engine.
289
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:05,839
You hear that?
290
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,493
- Let's go.
- All right.
291
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:13,977
Well, the moment we all feared
has arrived.
292
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,719
Pete's developed a spine.
This is
293
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,765
an unfortunate turn of events.
294
00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:19,983
What are y'all
talking about?
295
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,289
Pete's finally sticking
up for himself,
296
00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:22,507
and you think
that's a bad thing?
297
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,944
Need I remind you
what it was like
298
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,467
before that saint of a man
299
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,251
was felled by a
little girl's arrow?
300
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:29,601
No one compromised on
anything around here.
301
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,733
Isaac is right.
302
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,430
Pete's spinelessness is
303
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:35,564
the grease that keeps the wheels
of our little world turning.
304
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,740
We had people like Pete
in Viking society.
305
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,568
We sacrificed them,
306
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:43,267
then gave their blood to please
our gods and prevent famine.
307
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:46,444
They were respected.
Dead but respected.
308
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,750
Well,
309
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,317
I like this new Pete.
310
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,145
He's got gumption.
311
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,538
And maybe the answer isn't him
going back to the way he was.
312
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,627
Maybe the answer is all of us
313
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:59,153
actually learning
to compromise for once.
314
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,765
There's got to be
- a better way.
- That's not happening.
315
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,812
Hey,
316
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,422
Bela, what's wrong?
317
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:10,817
Turns out Trevor's
a lying piece of trash.
318
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,427
He told me
he's moving to Newfoundland,
319
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,950
which sounds made-up.
320
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,996
I told you, we should
have gone with Mykonos.
321
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:18,607
- It could be real.
- Mm, yeah. He could've moved there.
322
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,740
Although, obviously,
323
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:24,395
it's too far and cold
to visit or follow someone to.
324
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,006
Mm, something's off.
325
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,659
I'm looking this asshat up.
326
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,574
See if he's even
who he says he is.
327
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,360
You don't know his last name.
How could you even do that?
328
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,796
Oh, I just do
a reverse image search
329
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,624
with his profile photo.
Oh.
330
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,669
That's so cool
that you can do that.
331
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,717
This picture's from an obituary,
332
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,154
and the guy died 20 years ago.
333
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,113
It's the only picture
- of me on the Internet.
Oh, my God.
334
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,767
Do you know what this means?
335
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,899
I got catfished.
336
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:50,987
- No.
- What?
337
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,032
This is messed-up.
338
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,555
He is not getting away
with this.
339
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:56,297
"Hey, doucher,
I know you're not real.
340
00:12:56,340 --> 00:13:00,083
And BT dubs,
catfishing is so ten years ago."
341
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,476
"Who are you?
342
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,478
Some thousand-year-old virgin?"
343
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:10,050
Bela, wait.
344
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,186
Why does that sound keep
coming from your iPad?
345
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,145
Great question.
Why don't you hand it over,
346
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,407
and I'll take it
to the Genius Bar.
347
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,061
Unlock the iPad, Jay.
348
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:24,107
I would, but I-I forgot
- the passcode.
- Well, luckily,
349
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,588
it's been the same
since junior high. 1234.
350
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,334
You're Trevor?
351
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,342
Okay, I am freaking out
right now.
352
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:42,647
Bela,
it's not what it looks like.
353
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,301
We just invited you up
to the house
354
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,216
because we wanted
to cheer you up.
355
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,958
You thought creating Trevor
would cheer me up?
356
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,568
- Ew. No.
- Oh, no.
357
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,396
You didn't think
I could find a real man again,
358
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,703
so you created a fake one
to flirt with me
359
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:57,053
- and compliment my smile.
- I really meant that.
360
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,577
And you made up a guy that is exactly
361
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:00,840
everything I'm looking for.
362
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,624
Someone who loves clubbing
363
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,060
and the Hamptons
364
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,019
and jam bands
from the late '90s.
365
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,803
We're freaking meant
for each other.
366
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,935
That's not what happened.
367
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,198
Then what did happen?I...
368
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,896
don't have a good explanation.
369
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:14,984
You guys are sick.
370
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,986
I'm packing my bags and leaving.
371
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,903
I mean, we sexted.
372
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,470
Ugh!
373
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:25,255
I didn't know it had a name.
374
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:29,607
That's Hetty,
Alberta, oh, and me.
375
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,740
Three against one, Thor,
you must give up your room
376
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,437
to Pete and the filthy one.
377
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,918
Mm-mm. Thor not moving.
378
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,311
But we voted.
379
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,009
Thor not believe in democracy.
Oh,
380
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:42,882
- how convenient.
- Fine. I change my vote to Isaac.
381
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,840
- Me, too.
- Weasels!
382
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,928
All of you.
383
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,364
They're hurting
each other's feelings.
384
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,713
I have to put a stop to this.
385
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,193
Oh, here we go.
Out of my room!
386
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:53,675
Spineless Pete worming his
way back to the surface.
387
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:56,286
Do you want to know
why I compromise, Nancy?
388
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,809
- Yeah.
- I'm modeling
389
00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,507
for these people. Yes,
390
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,944
it's been 40 years, and, yes,
they're not exactly picking up
391
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,207
what I'm laying down,
but I believe in them.
392
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,992
They have good in them.
393
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,211
And eventually
they're gonna get there.
394
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,952
And until that time,
395
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,954
I'm gonna keep
setting an example.
396
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:15,610
That's BS. You're just scared
of someone not liking you.
397
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,264
Oh, yeah?
398
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,961
Yeah, you wimp.
399
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,136
That is enough!
400
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,442
...powder off your wig.
401
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,705
I cannot take one more
minute of your bullying!
402
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:26,186
You want me to stand up
for myself and have a spine?
403
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:29,015
Well, here we go!
It is over between us.
404
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,582
I am done listening to you.
405
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:32,975
So if you have something
you want to say to everyone,
406
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,195
- you just go ahead and say it.
- Fine!
407
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,724
I'm going back down
to the basement
408
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,160
'cause I just broke up
409
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,858
with my very real boyfriend
410
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,861
and, also, 'cause
you all suck,
411
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:53,517
and I'd rather be with the
cholera pit people. Huh.
412
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,564
Proud of you, Petey.
413
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:01,351
Now, you listen up good.
414
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,005
I'm taking the moldy room,
415
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,312
and I don't want to hear
another word about it.
416
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:10,317
Yeah. That's what I thought.
417
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,059
Does that mean
she's single now?
418
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,104
Bela.
419
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,410
I have nothing
to say to you two.
420
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,672
No, no, you have to trust
421
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:18,978
that we weren't trying
to hurt you.
422
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,675
It doesn't matter
what you were trying to do.
423
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,112
You thought I was so pathetic
that the best way
424
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,593
to help me
was to concoct some giant lie.
425
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,989
I don't think I'll ever be able
to forgive you.
426
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,036
- It was a ghost.
- What?
427
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,473
Babe, are you sure
- about this?
- Look, I know
428
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:37,953
that this is
gonna sound crazy,
429
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,303
but if it has any chance of
salvaging this relationship,
430
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,783
I have to come clean.
431
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,916
A few months ago, I
fell down the stairs
432
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,745
and I went into a coma. Thank
you for the flowers, by the way.
433
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,965
And when I woke up,
I could see ghosts.
434
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,794
Trevor died in this
house 20 years ago.
435
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:55,057
And he doesn't wear pants,
which may not seem relevant,
436
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,233
but it's something I have
to know, and now you do, too.
437
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,843
Anyhow, somehow,
438
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,454
he managed to create
a dating profile,
439
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:03,370
and th-the important part of
the story is, I see ghosts.
440
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,067
And besides Jay,
441
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,634
you're the only person
I've ever told.
442
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,810
I know this must be
443
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,421
difficult to believe, but
I sincerely hope you do.
444
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,857
Honestly, Sam,
445
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,511
get help.
446
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,559
Bela.
447
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,083
Bela, hold up.
448
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,346
Look, I'm not crazy,
449
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,434
or-or at least
I'm not lying.
450
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,480
And I can prove it.
Thor, lights.
451
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:27,698
Sam, chair!
452
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,439
No, get the lights.
453
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,962
Oh, right, yes.
454
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,142
What was that?
455
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,795
Alberta, hum us a tune.
456
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:38,970
Oh, finally.
457
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:48,632
Okay, that's a trick.
Secret switches, speakers.
458
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,939
- Isaac?
- Hmm? What? Oh, uh, you know what?
459
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:52,593
No, I'll pass. Thank you.
Isaac,
460
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,377
- please.
- Fine.
461
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,818
Oh! That is nasty.
462
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,690
Okay, it's no picnic
- for me, either.
Okay,
463
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,126
what is happening?
464
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,562
You just met
some of the ghosts.
465
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:08,696
I can tell you
what's in your bag. Pete.
466
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,961
We got a pair of hiking boots.
A pair
467
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,224
of hiking boots. A beanie.
468
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,791
Three unread back issues
469
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,140
of The New Yorker.
Three unread back issues
470
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,011
of The New Yorker.
And-- I'm just saying this
471
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,752
to prove a point--
a personal massager.
472
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:24,277
Oh, why you got to tell me that?
473
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,017
How many fingers
am I holding up?
474
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,978
Three.
475
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,111
Holy crap.
476
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,374
You can see ghosts?
477
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,419
What is personal massager?
478
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,599
So, ghosts don't eat,
479
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:43,644
but they sleep?
480
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:44,906
And they don't go
to the bathroom?
481
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:47,169
Then what about... you know?
482
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,997
Yeah, surprisingly,
that one's a yes.
483
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,564
Wow. And, like,
484
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,435
could a ghost do it
with a human?
485
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,437
No. You know what?
I'm not there yet.
486
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,831
Please don't tell anyone
about this, Bela.
487
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,137
Your secret's safe with me.
488
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,442
Hey,
489
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:02,228
am I really the only one
you've told besides Jay?
490
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,620
Yeah.
Wow,
491
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,188
I can't believe that.
That really means a lot.
492
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,235
Kind of makes me feel really
close to you.
493
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,236
Is that stupid?
494
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,846
No, I don't think that's stupid.
495
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,674
You know, I always
kind of wanted a sister.
496
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:15,893
Instead, all I got
was this dork.
497
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,982
She made me wear a
dress till I was five.
498
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,375
Did you say "sister"?
499
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,247
Yeah,
don't be an idiot about it.
500
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,206
Don't you be an idiot about it. Okay.
501
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,903
Jay, I'm doing
sister banter.
502
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,209
Nice work, babe.
503
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,342
I'd like to say goodbye
504
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,647
to Bela if I could.
505
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,823
I don't think anybody wants
to hear from you.
506
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,390
What?
Oh, it's a ghost thing.
507
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,826
You'll get used
to it pretty fast.
508
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,741
Trevor's here.
He wants a word.
509
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,048
It's okay.
I'm willing to hear him out.
510
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,267
Really?
511
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,485
Fine.
512
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:43,834
Okay, this is gonna be
awkward for me,
513
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,314
so I'm gonna leave the
three of you to it.
514
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,751
Or however many
of you there are.
515
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,754
Okay, Trevor, this
better be good.
516
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,669
Bela, I'm sorry I lied to you.
517
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,932
"Bela, I'm sorry I lied to you."
518
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,674
But the connection that we had,
that wasn't a lie.
519
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,111
I meant every word that I said.
520
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,679
"I do love your eyes
521
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,420
and your smile."
522
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:05,726
And your boobs.
523
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,685
You forgot the boobs.
Nope.
524
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,078
Just keep going.
525
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,733
I talk a big game,
526
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,952
but the truth is,
527
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,564
I really did want to find
someone to spend my life with,
528
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,870
and I didn't.
529
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:22,656
Life is way too short.
530
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,223
I used to think that was
531
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,660
a dumb thing that people said,
but it's really true.
532
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,186
Go find yourself someone
who's as incredible as you.
533
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,755
Because that's what you deserve.
534
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,583
"Because that's
what you deserve."
535
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,281
Thank you, Trevor.
536
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,761
Also, please send nudes.
537
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:41,936
And we're done.
538
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:51,554
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